Chaos In Harmony The Tale Of Oblivion
Chapter 22: At The Gala Part 2 Of 3
Previous Chapter Next ChapterOn a roof top across from the gala ballroom.
Spike and Zugthule were providing over watch for the evening they both lay in a prone position Zug was acting as a spotter where as Spike was manning a M107 Anti Material Rifle between the two of them they had a box of donuts they had been chatting all evening about different topics.
"ha ha ha so Oblivion has his own royal ass wiper that's so funny" said Spike grabbing another doughnut "ha ha not to the guy that's doing it ha ha ha oh oh my anyway whats the story with Rarity anyway why did she flirt with me like that only to break things off?".
Spike shrugged "I think its because she wants a guy who's a gentlepony but at the same time dominates her" Zug raised an eyebrow "you know a awful lot for a kid?" Spike smiled "yeah well the thing is I used to have a thing for her and I still would have"
"what changed"said Zug siting up "Oblivion did listen about a week ago I died and Oblivion brought me back ever since I've been seeing things different like I could see that Rarity would never be interested in me that and ever since I've I don't know how to explain it been getting stronger faster and I've been growing faster like a year ago I would only grow a inch a year but ever since I came back I've grown four inch's and on top of that I'm learning things faster too I don't know what he did but whatever it was I owe him"
Zug smiled "so what your telling me the key is to be assertive huh? ok hey do you think you could spot and shoot for me?" now was Spikes turn to raise an scaly eye brow "yeah why?" Zug fixed his bow tie "because I've got a lady to win!" and off he walked "how is that all he got from this huh? oh well back to watching pony's have a good time.
Meanwhile back in the main hall Oblivion was speaking to the press for three reasons one so his girl/marefriend could spend some time with her beloved mentor reason two so Rainbow Dash could spend time with the Wonderbolts and three because the people were scared of him so if they knew more about him maybe they would trust him yeah that's great logic Oblivion I wonder are you gonna tell them how you've killed billions just for a laugh or how you used to go by the title of The Dark Titan or something more classic like The God Of Chaos?
"SHUT UP damn author and stop breaking the fourth wall damn it its bad enough with Victor and Pinkie doing it now where was I?"
Oblivion snapped out of his daydreaming "I'm sorry what was that you asked?" he said looking down at the crowed of news ponies
"I asked will you be taking over Equestria?" the crowed went silent.
Oblivion laughed "ha ha that one is simple Equestria will always be under its own control however if its become's part of my Empire it will have access to knowledge and protection from my people you know of us as the makers but most call us Titans the Empire itself is made up of thousands upon thousands of species many of which are in need of protection them self's the name of my Empire is The Carnivortorium now any questions?" Oblivion asked he was answered with almost every hoof in the crowed going up
"oh my this is gonna take a while" he said with a sigh.
Meanwhile as Oblivion was being asked every question you could think of Zug slowly made his way over to where Rarity was sitting
Zug immediately noted two things one she was sitting alone and two she was sitting alone he kneeled in front of her.
"hey whats the matter? huh the nights still young?" she refused to look him in the eyes he reached forward and lifted her chin to reveal she was crying and had a black eye "snif* snif* Prince Blueblood he he called me a common whore and when I called him a pompous fool h-he hit me" she said before she burst into tears.
Zug froze it was like he blinked and when he was able to see again what he saw made him smile he was holding Prince Blueblood by the neck over the balcony the prince had a black eye and was missing teeth"p-please don't hurt me I-I'll apologize just please let me go I'll never insult her again"
Three Minutes Ago.
Zug stood up with his eyes blood red "which way?" Rarity just pointed to the VIP area on the second floor when she looked up to ask why he was already at the stairs on the other side of the room a guard went to try and stop him he just turned and head butted him breaking his helmet in two he walked up the stairs.
When he reached the top he entered the room everyone looked at him Blueblood looked him up and down "can I help you peasant?"
Zug smiled "Prince Blueballs I presume?" he said with a toothy grin "I'm going to ignore that foreigner now how can I help you?"
Zug walked over to him "simple answer me this did you strike Lady Rarity?" Blueblood laughed "oh that whore she's hardly what I would call a Lady and yes only because she dishonored me as a prince I had to show her that it would not stand you understand from what I hear your a prince like me and-".
Zugthule burst out laughing "ha ha ha oh that's rich you think we're alike we're nothing like each other you your only a prince by inheritance me I had to earn the title through blood and battle and you think you have honor ha you have to be kidding me you are scum you have no honor you want honor start by apologizing to Lady Rarity" he said turning his back and starting to walk away.
"hey asshole" Zug turned to see Blueblood had pulled out a flintlock pistol "how about NO!" he shot Zug through the gut he then dropped to one knee but surprisingly he started laughing Blueblood was confused as hell "what the hell why are you a laughing?" Zug stood
"simple now I have a excuse to kill you now trust me when I say you done goofed".
Suddenly he darted forward and grabbed him by the neck with one hand and with the other stated punching him over and over in the face by the time he stopped Blueblood was begging him to stop it was then that Zug dragged him over to the balcony and held him over the edge.
Present Time.
"P-Please let me go" Zug looked over his shoulder to see Rarity had come over to see what was happening he turned back to the Prince "apologize NOW!" the broken Prince looked over at Rarity "I-I'm so so sorry Rari-I mean Lady Rarity now please let me go!" Zug smirked "as you wish your highness!" he said then without a second thought he dropped him and turned and walked over to Rarity.
"is he dead?"she asked" Zug kneeled down "wait for it" as if on que they heard a splash from way below the prince had landed in the moat some thirty feet below Zug looked her in the eyes "now if your done feeling sorry for yourself would you care to dance" she just nodded.
Later On the Dance Floor.
Zug held Rarity close as they danced a slow dance she lay her head on his chest "could he really be the one for me I mean I turned him down but he's still here defending me maybe he is the one I mean hes not a pony but heck that doesn't matter he truly loves me for me she thought as she looked into his amber eyes.
Meanwhile Oblivion had finally caught a break from all the press and their questions he managed to slip out into the garden he was just walking through when he suddenly stepped on a rope trap and before he knew it he was hanging upside down by his feet but the sad part was his upper back and head where still on the ground.
"the fuck?"it was then that Fluttershy came out from hiding behind a bush "oh I'm so sorry I was trying to catch one of the animals but it looks like I got you instead sorry here let me get you down".
"here let me" Oblivion said as slammed his feet onto the ground snapping one of the thicker branches off when he got to his feet he turned to face Fluttershy "ok why are you of all ponies trying to trap animals?" she hid behind her mane"well none of the animals are coming out they keep running away" Oblivion sat cross legged "hmm let me have a go".
Oblivion began to whistle a constant tune and before long all the animals had gathered round "what but how" Oblivion stood "I whistled at a frequency that causes a state of calm and relaxation to come over any animal or beast that hears it anyway have a fun night" he said before he walked toward the market.
When he arrived at the market he saw stalls of all kinds only everyone but Applejack had customers Oblivion thought to himself for a moment before he got a great Idea he walked over to Applejack's cart "well howdy there Oblivion hows your night going?"she inquired "oh great great but I can tell you now your night is just about to get busy" he said "what do ya mean by that?" he reached down and picked up a apple "I'll show you".
He took a generous bite out of the apple "GOOD GODS THIS IS THE BEST APPLE I'VE EVER TASTED HECK THESE APPLES ARE THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE!!" he yelled at the top of his lungs what happened next was best described as nobles commoners and even guards rushing over each other to the stall to buy as many apples as they could Oblivion just waved goodbye and walked off.
He entered the main dance hall to see everypony was doing a slow dance as he looked around the room he saw Pinkie was siting watching everyone dancing Oblivion walked over and sat next to her "whats wrong?" Pinkie looked at him"just bored I guess why?"
Oblivion removed his cape "I think I have an idea of how we can liven this place up a bit" she cocked her head to one side "how?"
Oblivion smirked "two words Food Fight".
Next Chapter: At The Gala Part 3 Of 3 Estimated time remaining: 21 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
well guys three more chapters and this story's done its been one hell of a ride ain't it but don