Clerihooves (Part 3)

(Horizon)

Princess Mi Amore Cadenza

Came down with influenza

For a week, ponies couldn't love, and just

Made do with lust

(darf)

Chrysalis

Possessed of a pretty carapace

Which is a hard thing to do

Unless looking from a bug’s point of view

(Aquillo)

Princess Celestia

Was only best a year

Before the sun

Shone on her bum

(The Illusive Badgerpony)

His Evilness King Sombra

Came to my Cute-ceañera

And the charm of the party started to drain

When he led all of the guests away in chains

(ambion)

Earth Ponies

Are the bees’ knees

The former they tend

The latter they bend

(The Illusive Badgerpony)

Pinkie Pie wrote a clerihoof

Wanting to show she was clever too

But as this is Pinkie and distractions are consta–

Ooh! Looklooklook! Everypony! Look! Dashie’s doing that thing again!

(ambion)

Crackle the drake

Stunning, amazing, splendid, unique

Not that we knew of its gender

So it was shipped with Derpy, then returned to sender.

(Horizon)

Tom, the canonically-named boulder

Sits ignored, alone, and growing older

(To save us from the slippery slope of a "taken for granite" pun

Talus a better one)

(ambion)

All the Red and Black Alicorns

Super special with their wings and their horns

We are so very

very sorry

from the clouds

from the clouds

the ground looks

like a square of

dirt. every movement

followed by a

trail. the paths

of hooves, wings, and

horns following their

owners. there are

no paths in the

sky, except perhaps

when looking upwards

from the ground

Author's Notes:

Poem by darf

A Poem, by Gummy

Author's Notes:

Poem by Gummy