Hairy Situation

In this world of Equestria it

could be thus argued indubitably that

there is a lack of facial hair to wit.

Good thing our Twilight feels she must enact

a remedy post-haste, bestowing hair

and by applying number twenty-five

with folly and new follicles to share

an interesting morning! Town comes alive.

Mooring each machiavellian 'tache

Braided beards too, or hanging freely

each jowl, lip, and chin: a purple flash!

Now Ponyville's home to the bristly.

Big 'Tia came, but she too was endowed!

Big blue beard...

...but she's secretly proud.

Author's Notes:

Poem by ambion