Chapter 22

Golden Oaks Library, Ponyville

Molly was sprawled out on the bed, drooling all over the pillow while Dusk slowly waddled into the shower. He turned the water up to the maximum temperature it could go to rid his body of all the aches and pains associated with an all-day marathon of non-stop sex. While it was annoying to deal with the pain, the pleasure was worth it. He smiled knowing that Molly was literally a goddess in bed, willing to try just about anything he asked.

After thoroughly cleansing himself, Dusk crept over to the bed and smirked. Molly’s belly was wide open to attack and so it was that moment Dusk chose to plant a wet raspberry on her vulnerable underside. Molestia’s eyes shot open as she whinnied in surprise, unceremoniously flopping off the bed. When she regained her senses she sat on the floor pouting.

“You didn’t have to wake me up so forcefully, you know!”

Dusk snickered. “I couldn’t help it. Your stomach was begging to be kissed.”

Molly laughed as she kissed Dusk on the cheek. “I suppose so…well played sunshine. Did you sleep well?”

“As soon as I gave my fifth leg a rest, but I’m still pretty sore.”

“Hmm well that’s to be expected. One rejuvenation spell and you’ll be good as new.”

Dusk felt a wave of magic wash away his pain. “That’s…interesting. So what’s on your agenda today?”

Molly licked her lips. “Not too much, if you’re interested we could go for round four.”

“Jeez don’t you ever get tired?”

“Now that’s a silly question dear. When it comes to fucking, I’m always up for another round. But we can give it rest for a while; you’re only mortal after all.”

Dusk rolled his eyes. “Excuse me for being equine, your highness.”

Molly bopped him on the nose. “Dusk there really is no need to be such a grump; you did remarkably well for a non-alicorn.”

Dusk blushed. “Ermm well that’s nice to know.”

“Indeed, I wonder if your stamina is genetic. I should ask Shining Armor if he has a big…”

“Molly don’t you dare ask him that! He's my brother for Celestia’s sake.”

Molly rubbed Dusk’s cheeks. “Oh my I bet he remembers giving you baths when you were a wittle adorable colt, with your wittle adorable weenie. I would give many bits to see those embarrassing photos.”

Dusk blushed even harder. “S-stop that! My…anatomy down there is not adorable.”

Pinkie suddenly popped out from under the bed eating an apple. “It totally is Duskie. Pound and Pumpkin always have so much fun during bath time. Oh and Gummy really likes it too…but his eyes get irritated if I put in too much soap.”

Molly waved. “Hello Pinkie, are you enjoying yourself today?”

“Hiya Molly! Just thought I’d drop by, well I’m under the bed which means I didn’t drop anywhere…more like surfaced.”

“Technicalities dear, Dusk and I were just about to get our day started.”

Pinkie stuck her snout in Molly’s coat and sniffed. “Well I’d take a shower first, you smell like semen, sweat, and vanilla. Yep defiantly vanilla!”

Molly had the decency to blush. “That’s because I just woke up. Well…I’m going to take my shower and leave you two to chat.”

Dusk merely groaned. “To think she might have gone out in public smelling like that.”

Pinkie wiggled her eyebrows. “Some stallions are into that you know.”

“Huh?”

“Weeeell it’s like this: Molly smells like your brand of icing, so that would make some colts reeeeally jealous. Oh and you’d smell her scent mixed with yours and you’d get like super horny and then you’d do something naughty in PUBLIC!”

“Pinkie I don’t think it works that way…”

“Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!”

Dusk clicked his tongue. “I’ll keep that in mind. So how’s come you’re here?”

“Mr. Cake came back so I have today off. Hey and between you and me I think he has a new marefriend, some sexy mare from Las Pegasus.”

“Wait…what does she look like?”

“Light blue coat, silky white mane. You know she kinda reminds me of toothpaste for some reason.”

“Pinkie don’t you realize who that is?”

Pinkie blinked slowly. “Umm no, should I?”

“I can’t believe this. How in Equestria did Mr. Cake hook up with Trixie?”

“Trixie? OH you mean that showmare that does all the neat pyrotechnics and magic.”

“That’s her alright, but what’s she doing in Ponyville? The last time I saw her was at Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns. Even then she wanted to travel the world, doing magic.”

Pinkie bounced up and down. “Maybe she wants to settle down.”

“Maybe…but it just seems really out of place for her to choose Mr. Cake. He isn’t exactly what I would call a wild stallion.”

“He sure isn’t, but he is very kind and sweet. I don’t really know Trixie, but maybe that what she wants in a stallion right now. Besides I’m really glad he found a mare to be with ‘cause he was really depressed after he found Mrs. Cake cheating on him.”

Dusk sighed. “Yeah I felt really bad for him. I wonder why Mrs. Cake was such a…”

Molly popped out of the shower, drying her mane. “A slut?”

“Molly you really don’t have very much room to talk.”

“Tsk tsk Dusk there is a difference between being a slut and a nymphomaniac. Sluts fuck whoever they want, despite the consequences. I on the other hoof am simply horny on a constant basis.”

Pinkie waved her hooves. “Dusk for being such a smarty pants you sure can be dumb sometimes. Molly obviously only wants to have sex with you…A LOT!”

Molly clapped her hooves. “Eloquently put Pinkamena!”

Pinkie’s eye began to twitch. “Uh oh here comes a doozie!”

Dusk cringed. “What is it this time?”

Pinkie started getting the hiccups. “Some *hic* news is coming *hic* your way and *hic* a strong hint of *hic* muffins.”

Dusk heard a crashing sound as a grey blur barreled through the second story window. It slammed into his face, pinning him to the floor. The purple unicorn started having a panic attack due to his lack of vision and air. With a powerful bolt of magic he blasted what was on his face. Afterwards, his vision was instantly restored only to find a blubbering Derpy rubbing her hind end. Molly was busy tending to the injured pegasus, while Pinkie glared at Dusk.

Dusk ran over to Derpy. “I’m sooo sorry I panicked and I accidently blasted you! Does it hurt really bad?”

Derpy sniffed. “It does.”

Molly ran her hoof through Derpy’s mane. “Shhh you’ll be find dear, tell aunt Mollie where it hurts.”

Derpy pointed to her rump. “Right there.”

Molly cast some healing magic on the spot. “There, that should make it feel better. And of course a little kiss can’t hurt.”

Derpy squeaked as Molly kissed her plot. “Well you don’t need to go that far…”

“Derpy dear, you really should work on your landings if you don’t want to end up in situations like this. No matter, you have wonderful bottom and I enjoyed kissing it.”

Derpy blushed. “Thanks I guess, but I have a letter for Dusk today. It’s from Princess Celestia. Sorrygottagobye!”

Molly bellowed in laugher. “She so cute when she’s embarrassed. I wonder why she hasn’t snagged a stallion yet.”

Pinkie shook her head. “I dunno. Maybe ‘cause she’s clumsy but I think it’s cute.”

“Perhaps I shall amend that little problem later. Dusk, would you mind reading the letter from my esteemed sister?”

Dusk skimmed the letter. “It says that she’s going to have us meet her in the royal gardens.”

“Oh my Tia, how bold of you! A threesome between your precious student and sister. How very…naughty.”

Dusk rolled his eyes. “Maybe you can ask her how naughty it is because we’re being teleported in about ten seconds.”

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The Royal Gardens, Canterlot Castle

Celestia sat at a table sipping a cup of tea waiting for her guests to gather their bearings. Dusk looked fine, since he teleported all the time. Molly looked a bit excited for some reason and Pinkie was vomiting into the bushes. The princess of the sun cringed, realizing it might not have been such a good idea to teleport an earthpony.

Molly trotted over and gave her sister a sloppy kiss to the cheek. “How are you doing today sister of mine?”

Celestia’s eye twitched. “Ehem, very well thank you. Would all of you like some tea? It would probably be best if Pinkie had something to hydrate herself with.”

Dusk squee’d. “Is that lavender chamomile?”

“Yes it is. You know I always keep your favorite tea in stock. Admittedly I enjoy it too.”

As soon as Pinkie heard tea, she zipped over to the table and was gulping down a cup before anypony could say crumpets. “Mmm that is really good. Tphh pafstries rrrr gerd too!”

Molly grinned. “So sister, when are we going to start having some fun?”

Tia rolled her eyes. “I didn’t summon you here so we could have an orgy in the gardens. No, my purpose for summoning you is quite different I assure you.”

“You’re such a party pooper Tia. Well even if we can’t have an afternoon shag, hopefully this venture will be amusing.”

“I have no doubt it will be. Before I tell you, all you should probably sit down first.”

Everypony sat on the ground, still as rocks with the exception of Pinkie. So prodigious was the amount of caffeine surging through her veins that her eyes darted about and was subject to intense jittering. Celestia took one last sip of tea to calm her nerves and used her wing to motion towards the statue of Discord. All were familiar with the chaotic trickster but had no idea why the princess would feel the need to show them the statue again.

Celestia cleared her throat. “It has come to my attention, due to recent events concerning my newest sister, that perhaps Discord deserves a chance to reform himself.”

Dusk’s eyes bulged. “WHAT!? Ermm I mean why would we want to free him? He’ll just spread chaos again. I mean yeah we still have the elements but I’d hate to use them if we can prevent it in the first place.”

Pinkie grabbed Dusk and shook him. “Dusk two words: CHOCOLATE RAIN!”

Molly shook Dusk too. “Dusk think about it. There’s only one good way to clean off chocolate rain.”

“A nice bath perhaps?”

Molly licked his neck. “Nope, you lick it off somepony’s sweaty, salty…body.”

Celestia groaned. “There’s no need to worry about such things. I developed a spell that will contain most of his chaotic powers. But it seems like the two of you could care less about that…”

Dusk whinnied in frustration. “Princess I really do care it’s just that Molly can be REEEEALLLY distracting sometimes.”

“I shall give you a moment to clear any thoughts pertaining to my sister enjoying you like a candy bar. And Molestia…do try to restrain yourself for a few moments.”

Molly snorted. “Fine Princess Buzz-Killestia. One of these days I’m going to dislodge that tree branch shoved in your plot and show you a good time.”

Celestia merely rolled her eyes as her horn glowed, casting a golden hue. The beam of magic enveloped Discord’s statue, forming thousands of cracks upon the surface. The stone façade finally shattered into a million pieces. All of the ponies held their breath, waiting for disaster to strike.

The god of chaos popped his neck. “Being encased in stone certainly does wonders for one’s spinal posture.”

The ponies merely stared at him. “What in the name of chaos are all of you staring at? Did I grow another head or something…note to self: try that some time.”

Dusk cleared his throat. “No, it’s not that…you’re umm well different.”

Discord scoffed. “Well duh! I enjoy creating havoc. What other creature does that?”

“That isn’t what I meant. I mean you look different physically.”

Discord went to snap is claw in order to summon a mirror but found that he lacked the said digit. Not only that but the mirror did not appear either. He stared at his appendage and found that it was a hoof instead of a claw. Immediately Discord began to panic, throttling Celestia by the neck.

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?”

Celestia laughed. “I’ve turned you into a stallion of course. Here’s the deal Discord: I have decided to give you another chance. However, I have stripped you of most of your chaos magic. You are now a unicorn but have the capacity to use magic…just not on the world-changing scale you’re used to.”

“Y-you conniving, worthless, sunbaked bitch!” Discord growled.

Dusk’s horn glowed. “Hey you can’t talk to the princess that way!”

Celestia held up her hoof. “It’s quite alright Dusk, you may stand down. In his current state he can do little to harm me.”

Discord tried to fire a magic bolt at Celestia be found himself suffering a crippling headache. “Gaaaahhh what sorcery is this?”

“I forgot to mention that your magic cannot harm anyone. If you try, then you get a horrible migraine. Simple right?”

Discord slammed his hooves into the ground. “Fine I’ll play by your rules…for now. Can I at least get mirror so I can see what monstrosity you’ve turned me into?”

Celestia summoned a mirror with her magic and levitated it over to Discord. The face of a unicorn stallion stared back at him. His mane was a two-toned black and white, split evenly down the middle. Discord’s eyes were still their trademark yellow and red but much larger now.

What disgusted him the most was the fact that his coat was entirely light brown and sure enough he had one of those blasted cutie marks on his flank. It depicted a golden apple with jagged arrows pointing in all directions. He looked at his face once more and was happy that Celestia left him with his goatee.

Discord huffed. “Let me guess…you want me to learn all that ‘magic of friendship’ malarkey. Then I can be some absurdly happy, goodie two-shoes pony lover. Knowing my luck you’ll stick me with the cowardly pegasus. Hmm what was her name? Butterfly or something…”

“Not quite. I fully intend to let you be reformed by one of the bearers, but it won’t be Fluttershy.”

“I’m not sure if I’m supposed to be relieved or offended. But I’m pretty sure the only thing that mare is capable of doing is snuggling me to death.”

“Pinkie, would you mind looking after Discord for a while? If anypony is capable of showing him the joys of laughter and friendship, it’s you.”

Pinkie bounced up and down. “I’d be happy to Princess! This is going to be soooo much fun. We can make cupcakes and balloon animals and then WE CAN PARTY!”

Discord’s ears sagged. “Oh joy, I get to hang around the one with ADHD.”

“What’s ADHD? I’ve never heard of it. Maybe it’s some kind of fancy doctor word. Oooooh I like fancy words…like kumquat! They’re yummy in cupcakes. Hey Discord what’s your favorite type of cupcake?”

“Chocolate I suppose.”

“DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE!? I love chocolate. Especially all that chocolate rain you made, I could’ve drank that all day loooooong.”

Discord grinned. “Hmm interesting, I had no idea you liked it so much.”

“Well duh! I only said it like a million-bazillion times. Weren’t you paying attention?”

“Meh…not really, I was more concerned with tormenting you.”

Pinkie puffed her cheeks. “Then you really are a meanie pants. No wonder the princess wants me to look after you.”

“Excuse me for enjoying the fruits of power. But at least I didn’t turn anyone into stone!”

“Maybe not, but you certainly deserved to with that attitude. It can’t be that bad, you aren’t dead.”

Discord snorted. “Do you have any idea what it’s like? When I was imprisoned I had to pee REALLY BAD! And being incased in stone creates the worst cricks you can possibly imagine. Oh and don’t get me started on all the itches.”

Pinkie gasped. “You had to pee really bad!? One time when Applejack went out to Appleloosa we followed her and I had to hold it in ‘till we go to the train station. IT WAS AWEFUL! Wait a minute, if you had to pee so badly why haven’t you gone yet?”

Discord was about to reply when he felt something warm trickle down his leg. He had been holding it the entire time, but had been too angry to realize it. For the first time in centuries Discord blushed. He moved away from the puddle and buried his face in the grass.

“Damn it, now I have suffered the greatest indignity. Not only have I been robbed of my powers but now I’m wetting myself like some newborn foal!”

Celestia couldn’t help but giggle, however Pinkie stared at her with a disappointed look. The party mare trotted over to Discord and patted him on the back.

“Everypony has accidents sometimes. You’ve been stuck in stone for a while so it’s understandable. C’mon let’s go to Sugarcube Corner and get you something to eat. Food always makes me feel a little better when I’m in a funk.”

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Sugarcube Corner, Ponyville

Carrot was busy in the kitchen making some of his signature carrot cake muffins, so Trixie was left to watch the foals. She did a few magic tricks and immediately both Pound and Pumpkin were enthralled. Pumpkin even tried imitating the magician but her magic was far too weak, it only resulted in her horn sparking. Aurora thought the foals were cute…until they started slobbering and chewing on her scales. The poor dragon was bored out of her skull and hungry too. She began to pace around the room.

Trixie cocked her eyebrow. “Aurora, what’s wrong?”

“It’s so boring around here! And there’s nothing to eat either.”

“I’m sure Carrot has plenty of baked goods. Why not eat them?”

“You know they won’t fill me up. I need gems or meat. All of this stuff is just pony food.”

“Fine, I’ll ask Carrot if he knows where you can get some gems…since I doubt anypony has meat just lying around.”

Carrot came out of the kitchen wearing an apron and some hoof mits. His face was covered with bits of flour and icing, which made both the foals and Trixie giggle. He stood in front of them and shrugged.

“What? I’m a baker these sorts of things tend to happen. You try making several dozen cupcakes without getting messy.”

Trixie smiled. “I know but you look so funny. Anyway, I have to ask you a question. Aurora is getting hungry and she doesn’t really eat too much pony food. She needs to eat meat and gems. Do you know where I can get either of those?”

“I know Fluttershy keeps a lot of animals around that eat meat. However, I’m not sure that she would have very much to spare.”

“What about gems?

Carrot shot his hoof in the air. “Ah yes there is one mare I know who has gems aplenty. Her name’s Rarity and she owns a dress shop. Tell Aurora to go there because chances are Rarity will give her some gems.”

“Why would she just give them away?”

“Well that’s because Rarity is the element of generosity.”

Trixie frowned. “I feel like that’d be taking advantage of her.”

“Nah, she’s always eager to help those in need.”

“Hey Aurora I know somepony who can get you some gems.”

Aurora started to drool. “Really, who is it?”

“Carrot told me that one of the mares in town owns a dress shop. I believe it’s called the Carousel Boutique, go over there and check it out.”

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Carousel Boutique, Ponyville

Sweetie Belle watched the crystal screen in fascination, as a pink unicorn shot a beam of magic at some bad guys. It was a show that Spike suggested she watch and considering how bored the filly was, it seemed like a good idea. He said it was something called “Anime” and the show’s title was Mahou Mare Madoka Magica. What Sweetie really liked about it was the protagonist was barely a mare, almost still a filly and yet she had so much power and talent. Of course it helped that the show was action packed and had excellent animation. Sweetie paused the show because she heard somepony at the door.

Sweetie opened the door to find a pink dragon waiting outside. “Hi I’m Sweetie Belle. Do you need something?”

Aurora waved. “Nice to meet you, I’m Aurora. Say you don’t happen to know if Rarity is available do you?”

“Umm that might be a problem ‘cause she’s out of town right now.”

Aurora’s fins drooped. “That’s too bad…”

“Why’s that? Maybe I can help you.”

“I’m really hungry and I was told that Rarity has tons of gems lying around.”

“Oh I get it, you don’t really like pony food do you?”

“Not really. It’s not that I don’t like the taste…it isn’t very filling.”

Sweetie nodded. “Mhmm, that’s what Spike says. He used to eat pony food but ever since he hit his last growth spurt, he wants meat and gems now. You can come in and have some, I’m sure my sister won’t mind.”

“Wait…is Spike a dragon?”

“Yes he is. Do you want to meet him?”

Aurora twiddled her claws. “Well if I’m going in to eat gems anyway, I might as well.”

Sweetie led Aurora to the dressing room where she opened up a chest containing some sapphires. The dragoness happily chowed down on a few, bowing her head in thanks. Spike on the other claw, was catching up on some reading when he heard an unfamiliar female voice. He headed into the dressing to investigate. Inside was Sweetie giving a pink colored dragon some jewels. Spike froze on the spot. While he did indeed have a massive crush on Fluttershy, he found that this pink dragoness sparked something primal within him. She was beautiful to him, with her glossy pink scales and those multi-hued fins. Spike felt his chest tighten up. It made him feel a combination of fear, anticipation, and nervousness. Why was he feeling this way?

Spike’s voice cracked. “I’m Spike. Umm…what’s up?”

Aurora giggled. “Hey I’m Aurora. Say…do you want to maybe hang out or something?”

“Huh…oh hang out. Yeah that sounds cool.”