A Tsundere Diamond Tiara Schoolyard Romance Story
by Present Perfect

One day it was schoolyear recess times and Diamond Tiara was standing in the scholyard with the fillies

"Wow" she said "that apple bloom I do not like her at all"

"Haha yea lol" said Silver Spoon

"We should go kick her in the lfank that is also blank"

"This is a good idea Diamond Tiara"

So they went over to Apple Bloom and kicked her until she fell down and cried. Cherile did not see this because she was drinking or screwing Big Mac or something I dunno

Then When Apple Blom fell down she cried and Diamond Tiara got day by which I mean sad I can't type right now

"Whoa hey don't cry you little shit" she said, not looking to her

"But you hurt me ow" Apple Bloom accented

"haha wow she's crying what a baby" chirped spilver spon

"gosh darn" said Diamind and kicked at the ground "Hey like we just wanted to make some fun of you not to make you cry okay stop geez"

Apple Bloom sniffed and I guess her friends weren't around? "Well don't be so mean."

"LIke, it's what we do" Said Silver Spoon but then Diamond Tiara cut her off wow her name is long

"Hey, don't think I'm being nice to you, you yellow jerk"

"Well I don't." Appl Bloom huffed and looked away

"Okay well just remember I don't like you"

"Ah dunt lahk yew neither" Apple Bloom finally got her accent back

"nd then they turned away and blushed a lot and there shouldn't have been a quote mark at the start of this sentence

but then iamond Tiara walked away from Apple Bloom and her heart went doki doki

And Silver Spoon had no idea what was going on she was too busy voguing

Late that night, Diamond Tiara pulled out her pony plush that looked like Apple Bloom and snuggled with it in her bed as she went to sleep.

"Stupid b-baka" she said to herself.

The End

Author's Notes:

Jake the Army Guy: https://derpiboo.ru/tags/tsundaria
Present Perfect: hahaha
Present Perfect: she's still not as good as sonata tho :B
Jake the Army Guy: well, of course not
Jake the Army Guy: but Aria is best Tsundere
Jake the Army Guy: now that Trixie is taken
Present Perfect: is anyone else in this show anywhere near as tsundere?
Jake the Army Guy: hmm...
CyborgSamurai: diamond tiara, maybe.
Jake the Army Guy: yeah, for Apple Bloom
Present Perfect: actually, that was the first thing that came to my mind
Present Perfect: haha
Jake the Army Guy: are there any good Tsundere DT fics?
Jake the Army Guy: well, probably most of them
Jake the Army Guy: but like, any good schoolyard romance, types?
Present Perfect: I'll write you one Jake

Also John Perry told me not to edit it.