AN: No clop yet, but it close here. Maybe next chapter, you damn pervs!

It's been nearly a year since I've started training with this weapons master named Shield Wall. He practiced with a sword and shield, while I found the perfect weapon for me, a greatsword I've so dumbly named Ragnarok. The blade itself is a reddish hue, almost looking like lava is actually running through it, with an even darker reddish glow that hums a few inches off of the blade itself.

When I found out that my talent was with greatswords, since I found that greatswords were easier for me to swing, since the single handed swords here were like knives to me, and the greatswords were a good length, along with being surprisingly light, I went to Canterlot for a simple greatsword. When I arrived, I got a blacksmith to make me a steel greatsword, when some black knight started attacking the city.

I grabbed a long sword, the blade only twenty four inches long, and proceeded to attack him. Long story short, I defeated him with a longsword, and saw his blade. I picked up his blade, finding it surprisingly light, even though it was sixty inches long... Yeah... and decided to keep the blade. The blacksmith gave me a refund, since he hadn't started shaping the metal yet. Starting a random training battle... NOW!

I swung a horizontal swipe at the shield, putting him on the defensive. I twisted the blade around and swung an upwards vertical strike, causing him to leave his head open. I readjusted my grip on the blade and brought it down on his shield, my strength plus the power of the sword leaving a large dent at the top of the shield. He threw away the shield, throwing a quick swipe at my stomach.

I spun the blade and parried the blow, placing a hand on the blade and pushing it towards him, bashing the blunt end of the blade, plus the hilt of his sword, into his face, staggering him. I pushed off of him, jumping into the air, and brought the blade down in an downwards vertical strike. He had barely any time to bring his sword up to block the blow, and pushed me off, throwing me into the air. I twisted my body around and flipped in the air, landing on my feet.

I looked up, seeing him charge at me, and brought the blade up to block the blow. I felt his sword bounce off of my greatsword, and I swung for his legs. He clumsily jumped into the air, and I smirked at his mistake. I used my free hand and slammed a fist into his stomach while he was still in the air, driving him into the ground. He let out a gasp of pain and his face scrunched up, and I used my sword to knock his blade out of his hands, putting the blade against his neck.

"Looks like you win, once more." He said, chuckling.

"I think you're getting soft on me! I saw a number of openings in your defense Shield, and I took your biggest mistake and finally ended it." I said, offering him a hand. He grabbed my hand and pulled himself up, trying to pull to the ground. I held my ground, smirking at him.

"I'm at the end of my road for training you. You've beaten me ten times in a row, all clean defeats, although this one was my quickest one." He said, picking up his dented shield and sword, sheathing the sword and strapping the shield on his hand.

"I guess I take my leave then..." He said.

"Wait, you still need payment." I said, running inside. I grabbed a sack of gold and pulled out fifty bits.

"Here." I said, handing him the fifty bits. He accepted it without question, since the last time he refused he got beat, badly, and walked away, placing the coins into a coin purse. I walked into the cottage, seeing Fluttershy on the couch reading some sort of novel. She looked up and smiled.

"I'm finally done training." I said, placing the greatsword on my back. She smiled and got up, closing the novel, and wrapped her arms around me. She planted a kiss on my lips, and I returned it fully.

"I'm just glad that we can spend more time together." She said, giving me a seductive look.

"I'm glad too..." I said, taking the greatsword off my back, sheath and all.

"Can do some pretty cool tricks with the blade." I said, glancing at Fluttershy. She looked at me and giggled, giving me another kiss.

"We still got time in the day... How about we go bowling. I remember I said something about it a year ago, but never got around to it." I said. Her eyes lit up at the idea.

"I think we should bring the rest of them with us. What do you think?" She asked.

"Of course." I answered. She got up and headed for the door, with me strapping the greatsword back onto me and following her. We walked into town, seeing Rainbow doing some tricks. She saw us and waved, and we waved back and started to head for her.

"Hey Rainbow." I said, nodding to her. Rainbow looked at the large blade on my back and said.

"When did you get that awesome looking sword?!" I unsheathed it, the red metal with the even darker glow encircling it.

"I got this when I went to Canterlot and defeated the black knight." I said.

"I heard about that! They said it was some mysterious pony the chopped to pieces with a sword at least three times smaller then his blade." Rainbow said.

"Yeah, I got a longsword, maybe twenty inches long, and defeated him, then took this thing since I was there for a greatsword anyway." I said, sheathing the blade.

"So what's up?" She asked.

"We were going bowling tonight, and we're going to see if you guys wanted to come along." Fluttershy said.

"Don't you remember? It's your birthday today! Pinkie's going to want to throw a party!" Rainbow said. I face palmed, remembering that it was my birthday today.

"Oh yeah... I totally forgot. I got finished with my training today, so we decided to go out and relax." I said, scratching the back of my head.

"I have a question for you when we get back Daniel." Fluttershy said with a hint of lust hiding behind it.

"A-alright." I said nervously.

"I know what she's going to ask!" Rainbow said with an all knowing grin.

"At least you do!" I said. Fluttershy just shook her head while I tilted my head to the side.

"The hell are you talking about?" I asked.

"Something that you should've done a year ago." Rainbow said.

"I'm not going to play twenty questions to find out what the hell you're talking about." I said, walking in a random direction. When I finally stopped and looked around, I found myself on the edge of town, heading back to the cottage.

"I need to buy Fluttershy a present..." I walked back to the cottage, grabbing a few sacks of gold, then walked back out. I walked back into the town, looking for some sort of product that Fluttershy would love. I looked around until I found an antique shop, and saw all sorts of things that I found actually pretty amazing. There was an incense burner that was a six headed hydra that blew smoke through the noses and mouths of the dragons, a miniature fountain that had two dragons wrapped around each other, ending with both of them spitting the water back down to the awaiting pool. There was another one, this one was another incense burner, with a minotaur standing there, bellowing a war cry. This one blew smoke through his horns, nose, and mouth.

There were a few pictures of great wars that actually looked like the civil war on Earth, except that instead of north and south, they held symbols of the sun and a crescent moon, and with no guns. I continued looking, finding fish bowls, cages for pets, and other things that I had no interest in, so I went back to the incense burners and fountains. I grabbed the six headed hydra burner and the two intertwined dragons, along with some scented incense. I went to the front counter, seeing an old woman bent over the counter with a large smile on her face.

"Hello deary. How can I help you?" She said. I placed the two items on the counter.

"I would like to buy these. How much for the both of them?" I asked. She looked at both of them with interest, then poured out the water in the fountain and removed the incense from the burner, and placed them on the counter once more.

"That'll be twenty bits in all." I handed over the bits, and she put them in separate bags.

"Do come back now sonny." She said as I walked out the door. I walked out of the store into the blinding sun, and I put a hand over my eyes as they adjusted.

"Sure was dark in there." I said. I walked in the general direction of Bon Bon's shop, so I could buy a box of chocolates. I walked around for an hour before I spotted Sugarcube Corner, and started looking around there, eventually finding Bon Bon's shop. I walked in, holding the two bags in one hand, and the sweet smell of sugar hit my nose like a train. I looked around, seeing nobody in the shop, so I decided to look around.

I found odd things that reminded me of candies from Earth, like Snicker bars, M&Ms, Skittles, Gummi Worms, even Reeses. I heard someone clear their throat and looked up, seeing Bon Bon behind the counter with a smile on her face.

"Sorry, was just browsing. Anyway, I would like to buy a box of chocolates if that's not too much trouble." I said.

"You got lucky, this is the last one for the week." She said, handing over a heart shaped box.

"Lucky indeed. How much?" I said.

"Five bits." She said, holding her hand out. I gave her five bits and walked out. I walked back to the cottage, hearing voices inside.

"You gotta break it to him easy, can't startle him with it, or he might go crazy." I heard Rainbow's voice say.

"What if he gets angry from me hiding something from him?" Fluttershy said.

"That's why we're all dressing the same for the party tonight. He shouldn't be able to keep himself off of you when he sees you like that." Rainbow replied. I opened the door, possibly startling both of them.

"Oh... Hello Daniel." Fluttershy said as she saw my face pop in.

"Got you a few birthday presents." I said, holding out the two bags and box of chocolate.

"What's in the bags?" She asked.

"An incense burner, and a mini fountain." I answered, pulling out both items and placing them on the table.

"I like the fountain, but I'm not sure about the incense burner... It's scary..." She said, looking at the fountain with interest.

"What's funny is that I saw the same exact incense burner in a random shop on Earth." I said, placing it on the table and pulling out the incenses.

"I got vanilla, lavender, cinnamon, and gingerbread." I said, placing the incenses on the table.

"I love all of those smells!" She said, sniffing each one of them.

"Glad ya do." I said, balling up the bags and went into the kitchen. I threw the bags away, then grabbed a glass of water and drank greedily. It was particularly hot today.

"Hey Daniel, you mind if we set the party up here?" Rainbow asked.

"It's not my house, so I don't care." I said, pouring more water.

"You live in it." Rainbow pointed out.

"Thanks Captain Obvious. I may live in it, but I don't own the house, so I don't care." I said, chugging down the next glass then rinsing it off. I went upstairs, ignoring the glare I was getting Rainbow, and went to sleep, taking off the greatsword before I got into the bed.

"I think he went to bed." Fluttershy said.

"Alright, let me go get the rest." Rainbow said, dashing out the door (no pun intended). Fluttershy sat on the couch for about five minutes before the rest of the girls ran in.

"Alright, we need to set up this party pronto!" Pinkie said, pulling out her party cannon.

"Pinkie, theres been a change in plans." Twilight said, whispering in her ear about the plan. Her grin widened and she nodded, pulling out random party items.

"I don't think we need the regular party items Pinkie. We just need to get cups, plates, some snacks, and a few kegs of hard cider." Twilight said, winking to Applejack. Applejack nodded and took off towards the farm.

"I have everything else ready!" Pinkie shouted, pulling out the party cannon. She pulled the string before any of her friends could stop her, and with a loud bang that resonated around the entire cottage, the interior of the cottage was turned from a peaceful place to party central. They heard a bang from upstairs, as well as shouting.

"The fuck are y'all doin' down here?" He yelled, walking downstairs.

"Pinkie used her party cannon, sorry." Twilight said, shooting a glare towards Pinkie.

"Can a man please get some sleep? I would like to stay awake through this party at least, instead of being too tired to do anything by midnight." He stopped for a moment and looked at Fluttershy.

"Hey 'Shy, guess what." He said with a grin.

"What?" She asked.

"Living After Midnight." He said, quoting a song by Disturbed. She looked confused for a second, then she broke out in giggles. The rest were confused by what it meant.

"What does that mean?" Rainbow asked.

"It's nothing, just a song." He said, waving his hand dismissively.

"Also, make sure that I don't think I'm in a goddamn war zone next time." He said, walking back upstairs and going back to bed. They all sighed in relief, then started checking around for everything to be in the right spots.

"Alright, we wait for Applejack to arrive with the kegs of hard cider, then we get ready for the party, and then, we can have our fun." Twilight said darkly, laughing evilly. The rest followed suit, only to be interrupted by Daniel yelling at them.

"Sorry Daniel." Twilight said. They waited around for Applejack to arrive, and she did half an hour later with two kegs of hard cider. They set down the kegs on the table, which had been cleared for the occasion. Then, they took separate rooms and started getting dressed. After five minutes, they all were ready and called Daniel down, turning off the lights.

I got maybe an hour, maybe two hours, of sleep before I heard my name being called from downstairs. I growled in frustration and got up, putting on shorts and shirt once more, leaving the greatsword upstairs, and walked out. I immediately noticed it was dark downstairs and scoffed.

"Great, a surprise party..." I said, walking over to the top of the stairs.

"Alright, surprise me or whatever." I growled. The lights flicked on, and my eyes nearly popped out of my head in surprise. I saw Rainbow Dash first, who was wearing a see through shirt, revealing her C-cup breasts to be exposed to everyone there, along with dark blue panties, which seemed to only cover her nether region and do just that. I next looked to Twilight next, seeing her wearing a skin tight latex suit, and I saw her nipples poking through the suit easily, along with revealing her vagina to everyone.

The next was Rarity, who was wearing what seemed like a bra, but it only covered her nipples, and barely did that! Her nipples poked through the fabric, but her flower was at least covered with bright white panties. The next was Pinkie, who was wearing a small one piece bikini, which barely covered her nipples and nether regions. Her large breasts nearly bulged against the fabric, making it look like that they were about to rip it.

The next was Applejack, who was wearing short jean shorts, which the buttoned was unfastened and the zipper wasn't zipped, nearly revealing the top of her vagina. The last, but not least, was Fluttershy. She wore the least, which was only a pair of socks that reached up to her knees and a sultry look on her face. If I looked at myself in a mirror, I would probably imitating a fish right now. I kept opening and closing my mouth, stunned speechless. I took a step forward and fell down the stairs.

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When I reached the bottom of the stairs, my head went straight into the wall. I heard muffled squeals and screams, but right now, IT REALLY DIDN'T MATTER! I felt hands on my shoulders and all of them pulling back, dislodging my head from the wall and into the laps of six, beautiful, horny mares.

"Are you okay?!" Twilight yelled at me.

"You're pulling shit like this on me, and you'll give me a concussion and heart attack before I turn twenty." I said, closing my eyes shut.

"We know you like it, so just open your eyes silly!" Pinkie said, prying my eyes open with her fingers.

"Did you really all agree to this?" I asked, sitting up quickly and scooching away.

"Actually, Fluttershy allowed us all to have a night of fun with you, and it just happened to be tonight." Rainbow said with a devious grin. I noticed I didn't see Fluttershy and looked behind me, seeing a mass of yellow. I looked up, seeing her looking down at me with a large grin on her face.

"Oh fuck me." I said.

"We plan to." Rarity said, licking her lips. Right now, this is where the coyote would hold up a sign and fall to his doom, but this is where I hold up a sign that said 'I'm Screwed.'

"I'm really uncomfortable in this attire, so you don't mind that I take this off?" Rarity said, stripping down and revealing herself.

"Me too, this thing is really uncomfortable!" Pinkie said, her arms reaching behind her and pulling a single string, the entire thing came undone, revealing breasts that were larger than Fluttershy's. Twilight teleported out of her latex suit, her breasts sagging slightly and her nether region being welcomed by open air. Applejack slid off the shorts, revealing her own flower. Rainbow spun around quickly, to the point where she became a blur, and her articles of clothing went flying everywhere.

"I can't tell if this is going to be the best or worst birthday ever..." I commented, getting up and stretching, while slowly shuffling towards the stairs. I got about halfway there before tackled by Rainbow and Fluttershy.

"And where do you think you're going?" Rainbow asked, sitting on top of my back.

"Back to sleep, maybe see if this was just an awesome dream." I said, pushing her off of me.

"How about you just pinch yourself." Pinkie said.

"How about instead of pinch, I punch myself?" I asked.

"Anything to get your confirmation." Twilight said shrugging. I punched myself as hard as I could, knocking myself out.

They stared at the now unconscious form of Daniel, laying on the ground.

"We should've seen that coming..." Twilight said. He started shaking and convulsing on the ground. Before the group of mares had time to react, he just stopped, and a black mist escaped his mouth and nose.

"A mistwalker..." Twilight gasped. She teleported everypony into their clothing, the normal clothing, and sent a bolt of lightning at Daniel. He started convulsing on the ground once more, then shot up and looked around.

"Jesus, I probably look like Doc Brown right now..." He said, confusing everypony, even the mistwalker.

"What?" Twilight said. Daniel looked at the mistwalker, and said.

"Twilight, what the fuck is that black mist?" He said in all seriousness.

"A mistwalker, and he just came from you." She answered. Daniel turned tail and ran upstairs, leaving the girls to deal with the mistwalker temporarily.

"Looks like he wasn't strong willed after all..." The mistwalker said, turning on the girls. They heard a blade unsheath and turned back to the stairs, seeing Daniel wielding his greatsword.

"Where in Equestria did he get that?!" Applejack said, staring at the glowing blade.

"Canterlot. Black knight. Defeated him and took his sword." Rainbow said quickly. Daniel swung the blade expertly at the mistwalker, causing it to dodge out of the way quickly, he used the feint and twisted the blade and swung horizontally. The blade cut through the mist, but the scream of pain was all that was needed for confirmation. The mist floated back quickly, the edges of it's form turning into blades.

It swung both blades in a vertical strike, but Daniel blocked both blades easily and knocked them away. He pushed the mistwalker back, sending it into the wall and crushing the mirror that hung on the wall.

"Sorry 'Shy." He said, quickly driving the greatsword into the mist, its dying shrieks the only thing echoing throughout the house.

"It's okay..." She said, rubbing the back of her neck.

"Guess I have to clean this up..." He said, sheathing the greatsword. He was about to walk away when he felt something stab into his back, causing him to cough in pain. The girls gasped as they saw the mistwalker stab into his back. Daniel twisted around and slammed his foot into the mistwalker, then took out his blade and cut it straight down the middle.

"Now that that's over..." He said, sheathing the blade once more and watched as the mist evaporated into thin air.

"We should get that cut checked out..." Rainbow said, seeing blood starting to stain his grey t-shirt.

"I'm alright..." He said.

"No, you're not. Lay down and let me dress the wound." Fluttershy said. He just shrugged and laid down on the ground, taking off his shirt. The cut was minor, only an inch in length. Fluttershy ran off into the depths of her home and returned with a medical kit, taking out guaze, alcohol, antiseptic and tissue. She put tissue on the wound to stop the bleeding, then dabbed it with alcohol. She placed it on his wounds, but didn't so much as flinch from the alcohol, then put antiseptic on it. She then wrapped his wound in guaze and threw out his shirt.

"Why'd ya get rid of the shirt? I could've still worn it..." He said, scratching his head.

"I wouldn't be able to get the blood out of the shirt and you won't be wearing a stained shirt while I'm still alive." Rarity said. He just sighed and rubbed his temples.

"You can easily get blood out of clothing, but whatever..." He said.

"Really? How, if you be so informative?" Rarity said doubtfully.

"Dish soap, cold water, ammonia, rinse, and wash." He said simply.

"There's a lot of ways to do it. Using Cornstarch, salt, and cold water to create a paste that gets rid of blood, then you can wash it easily." He added.

"Hydrogen Peroxide, cold water, and ammonia..." He said, tapping his chin.

"Loads of common household items can help actually..." He said. Rarity's eye just twitched.

"Common household items... Right." She said, writing down the ingredients.

"That reminds me, Daniel, you still haven't told me about humans at all!" She yelled at him.

"Is this the best time to ask about that Twilight?" He asked.

"Maybe tomorrow, when I have some free time, but right now, I'm tired, I'm irritated, I've been left alone by six mares in one night, and I've been stabbed in the back. I deserve some rest at least." He said. The girls giggled at hearing he was left high and dry, but also felt bad.

"How about we try this next week?" Rainbow asked.

"If we can cut out me being left high and dry by you girls again, and also me being stabbed in the back by some evil mist that came from my fucking body, that'll be great." He said, waving his hand dismissively and heading back upstairs for the night.

"Alright, so Saturday of next week..." Twilight said, writing it down.

"Guess the hard cider can come home with me and we can use it next week." Applejack said, picking up the kegs.

"Actually, that can stay here with us. I have a cooler downstairs that could probably fit both of them inside it." Fluttershy said. Applejack carried them downstairs to the cooler, which had enough room to fit every keg of hard cider for the next month in there, while the rest mumbled and left the house.