Try and change the subject FAST before you get blue-balled.

Double check morning wood for rigidity and dive right back into that sweet......wait a tic. How in blue blazes does she know what a human is? She may be some sort of pony-succubus-thingy after your manly fluids......on second thought go for it. I can think of worse ways of going out.

"Uh.. I mean... Lets Fuck!"

“Uh, I mean... Lets fuck!” you stutter, failing miserably at trying to pick up the mood again. You just had to go off on video games for some idiotic reason. Great, first time having sex with a hot-ass pegasus and you screw it up. Even after she said you were sweet too...

“Wait a sec. How do you know about humans?” you ask, removing your hands from her nether regions as you waited for an answer. You’re pretty sure humans weren’t a basic commodity here, seeing as how pegasi weren’t common on Earth either. Heck, you still didn’t even know what here was. Which would certainly be good to know right about now, seducing pegasus or not distracting you.

Sighing and looking slightly disappointed you weren’t gropping her right now, she said, “Well, I knew about your kind before Celestia hired me to take care of you. Heard back in Ponyville about a human appearing there.”

“Ponyville? What the hell type of town is that?” you asked, disturbed slightly at why these ponies would name their towns in such a cheesy manner.

“Listen, forget about that. It isn’t my job to give you a rundown of Equestria. It is, however, my job to fuck your brains out silly,” she answered, laying a hoof down on your chest and gently rubbing there as she gave you a sultry look. “So, what exactly is Super Smash Bros and Zero-Suit Samus?”

Tell her that 'Super Smash Bros' is a very hardcore sex move and 'Zero-Suit Samus' is another term for latex suit. Continue having anal sex will fingering her pussy, then tell her that you like to be dominated(no gags or lashes).

Just tell her that means that you want to see her in a skintight suit, to which she complies by getting out her wonderbolts uniform.

 “Oh, um, Super Smash Bros is a really hardcore sex move,” you said, making up random shit on the spot to keep this wild fantasy ride going. “Yeah, involves a ton of positions and some major poundage.”

By the look of enthusiasm on her face, seems like you managed to save the day with that line. “And the Zero-Suit Samus is another term for a latex suit. Have any of those by chance?”

“Lucky for you, big boy, I do,” she replied, winking and giving a soft kiss on your cheek as she got up. She turned away, giving you an up close and personal view of her ass, with an even clearer view of her leaking pussy. Her vaginal lips were parted open, a few droplets dripping on your chest. Giving it a quick shake that made your eyes follow every movement, she left off to go to closet nearby, not before sliding her tail down your body–-and more importantly–-cock.

Opening the closet’s door, she took off a clothing material from the rack. Holding it in her mouth and turning around, she asked, “Would this be good enough?”

It seemed to be a skin tight blue outfit with yellow thunderbolt designs on it. Hells to the yeah that was good enough! “Oh fuck yes, that would be kickass!” you called out, excited at the skin tight prospects already.

Giggling, she stripped out of her maid’s outfit slowly, taking a painstakingly slow process of ridding the dress from her body. She lifted the hem of the dress and stood up on her back hooves momentarily, exposing her belly as she lifted the dress higher and higher. Soon she rid it completely, her body naked except for her fishnet stockings and cuffs. Slipping off the cuffs on her front hooves while reaching back and gripping the stocking with her teeth, little by little she removed it, exposing her ass and legs as much as possible to you.

Well, at least she was making sure you wouldn’t get bored. And weirdly enough, you finally noticed the thunderbolt symbol with a flame atop it on her ass cheek. A tramp stamp maybe? Either way, it made her wide hips and succulent ass all the more enjoyable to stare at.

“You sure to like staring at my plot,” she said, noticing your wide eyed gaze. “Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll get more than a stare out of it.” Giving it a shake that made his dick practically cheer in approval, she put on the suit, sliding in each of her forearms then legs. Finally fitting her head in so that her snout and eyes were free, she zipped up the back, now decked out in the blue suit that showed off her curves and larger than life plot as she called it.

In fact, she currently looked like something like this.

“W-wow, that certainly is skin tight,” you said, your dick agreeing wholeheartedly with that statement by trying to break out of your pants, the bugle quite painful against your zipper. “But how exactly can I, uh, fuck you with it on?”

“Oh, don’t worry. This is a special edition one with holes in the back,” she assured you, reaching behind herself with a hoof just to pull her asscheeks apart. Well, you’ll be damned, there were holes back there! One for her dripping wet pussy, the other for her tight little asshole. “Now, sit back and relax, and I’ll be sure to take very special care of you.”

"Very special care? What do you mean?" You ask.

*Spitfire starts walking towards you with a seductive smile*

*You get uneasy and you shift your body slightly*

"Oh? You don't know?" She says.

*She places her hand- er... hoof on your crotch*

*A sudden jolt of pleasure runs up your spine*

"Oh- oh God..."

"Who?" Spitfire asks.

"Let's just not talk about that for now..."

"Well, okay."

*Spitfire then proceeds to unzip your pants, takes them off, and your underwear leaving your unit to stick up, fully exposed, for her to gaze and marvel upon*

"Ooh~! That's a pretty big rod you got there..."

*She places it in her hoof and strokes up, and down*

"It's pretty warm, too! I think I should cool it down with my mouth~" She says, slowly bringing your swollen manhood to her mouth.

"Uh... Spitfire? I think we shoul-" Before you could stop her, she's already put it in her mouth.

I honestly have no idea about what's going on in my head, but I'm sure that this would give you an idea.

I can continue my idea if you want.

“Very special? What do you mean?” you asked teasingly, liking where this was going with the entire suit gimmick. Latex was always one of your kinks, and she sure as hell wore it well.

She licked her lips, slowly walking closer to you as she stared at your hidden cock with a hungry, predatory look as she gave you a seductive smile. You get uneasy at that look, as if she wanted to bite your junk off, and you shift your body slightly.

“Oh, you don’t know?” she says, standing over your boner as drool landed on your pants. She places her hand- er... hoof on your crotch. A sudden jolt of pleasure traveled up your spine and hit your brain like a boxer’s knockout punch. She started to rub your cock gently, her hooves finally skilled in this act as there was only a thin material of clothes separating her eager hooves from your dick.

“O-oh God...” you mutter, taking in a sharp breath as her hooves went to town on your dick.

“Who?” Spitfire asks, not really paying attention as she laid down on her rump while continuing to give you a hoofjob.

"Let's just not talk about that for now..." you answer, not wanting her to stop for even a second.

"Well, okay." Spitfire then proceeds to unzip your pants, and how she did this with no fingers, you’ll never know. She quickly slid off your pants, leaving only your boxer shorts to keep your raging boner hidden. This didn’t last long, because Spitfire practically ripped your boxers off to get to your dick.

Your unit swung up and down with its newfound freedom, your member feeling oh so good in the cool air of the room after it stayed cramped and hot in the confines of your pants. And now that your pride and joy was fully exposed in all its glory, Spitfire gazed and marvel upon it like a child with a new toy.

"Ooh~! That's a pretty big rod you got there..." she says, placing your shaft in her hoof and stroking it up and down. She was methodical in her pace, going from the bottom to the head all the way to the base, your member held in the crux of her hoof and enjoying the slight squeezing she gave it.

"It's pretty warm, too! I think I should cool it down with my mouth~" she says, slowly bringing your swollen manhood to her mouth. She didn’t give you much of a warning, her lips already parting ways as she stuck your member inside her mouth to fill up her cheeks.

"Uh... Spitfire? I think we shoul–-" Before you could stop her, she was already well on her way to giving you one of the most pleasurable blowjobs you’ve ever had in your life. Her mouth was a warm enclosure of blissful heat and wetness, while her tongue caressed every available inch of your dick.

Soon she began to bob her head up and down, clingy saliva leaking from her mouth down your shaft as her tongue constricted around your penis like a snake. All you could do was lay back and enjoy every pleasurable second of it, Spitfire gobbling up your manhood and licking it in all the right ways inside her mouth.

Find a restroom.  You didn't think it was possible to have a bladder so full.

Of course. Of fucking course! Just when you’re getting a kickass blowjob in a wet dream, you have to take a piss. Sometimes you really hated your brain. And this certainly left you at an odd predicament. Leave off to the nearest bathroom to go pee or hold it in. Well, it was a dream after all, so anything was possible at this moment.

So, what do you do now, one of an extremely full bladder?

What the hell do you do?

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