I was lying in bed, fast asleep, when the door opened with such force it crashed against the wall. I leapt out of bed and grabbed the nearest object to hand, ready to deal with whatever intruder was daring to interrupt my slumber.

To my surprise, the 'intruder' turned out to be a rather annoyed looking Luna, who stormed into the room and closed the door while mumbling incoherently to herself. She finally caught sight of me sitting in bed and stopped.

"Sorry, Owen," she mumbled. "I didn't mean to wake you. It's just... I've had a bad evening, that's all."

I tossed aside my makeshift weapon and waved a hand dismissively. "Don't worry about it, Luna," I replied. "Come over here and sit down." She did so, and I started running my fingers through her mane. "What seems to be the problem?"

"Night Court," Luna groaned. "Oh, how I loathe it. I have to deal with ponies who think that, just because Celestia turned down their inane requests for the stupidest things, that gives them the right to waltz into my court and demand that I overturn her decision."

She sighed contentedly as I continued to pet her, pausing occasionally to scratch her behind the ears. "I assume you didn't overturn Celestia's decisions?"

"Of course not!" Luna snapped. "I simply told them to stop wasting my time and make room for petitioners who actually had worthwhile reasons to come and see me!"

"Sorry," I replied sheepishly. "But I felt like I had to ask." I paused for a moment. "Seriously though, Luna, don't let them get to you. Just forget about those idiots for a while, and let me do what I can to make it all better."

With those words I moved my hands down to her shoulders, moving my fingers in circles around her fur and eliciting contented sighs from my beloved. She closed her eyes, swaying back and forth as she allowed me to work my own kind of magic. Driven by her lack of concentration, an evil scheme formed in my mind and I moved my hands down even further — coming to rest at her sides. I stopped the massage, which caused Luna to whine in disappointment, before I unveiled my master plan.

"IT'S TICKLE TIME!" I shouted as I tackled her, pinning her to the bed underneath me. She gasped in shock before she eventually started letting out squeals of laughter which would have been more at home in the playground, rather than the bedroom.

"N-no, Owen, s-stop it!" she cackled. "That's not f-fair! Why can't p-ponies have h-hands?!" I didn't reply, choosing instead to intensify my assault. "A-all right then, Owen, y-you want to p-play rough? Then how's t-this?!"

One flash of magic later, the tables had turned, and I was now pinned underneath Luna. She grinned at me for a moment before plucking a feather from her wings and holding it in front of me. I swallowed nervously and chuckled, beads of sweat forming on my forehead. "Now now, Luna," I pleaded. "Let's not get too hasty."

To my dismay, she shook her head. "Nope," she replied. "You brought this upon yourself when you tormented me like that. I think a little revenge is only fair... but not when you're like this." Another flash of magic, and my pyjamas were gone, leaving me in naught but my underwear. "That's much better."

"Oh, sh—" was all I managed to get out before she started running the feathers slowly along my sides, forcing me to try – and ultimately fail – to suppress a loud howl of laughter. I found myself unable to talk, tears rolling down my cheeks while I thrashed around on the bed in a desperate attempt to free myself.

"See what happens when you try to tease me?" Luna mocked. "I dare say that I am enjoying this, my dear, perhaps I should keep doing it until you've learned your lesson?" I shook my head furiously, still unable to speak. "Oh, all right then." She stopped tickling me, putting the feather on the bedside table. "I guess I'll have to find another way of getting back at you."

"Anything," I choked back more tears of laughter. "Anything but the feathers, Luna, please. And I think you've made your point — that was far worse than what I did to you!"

"Maybe so," she replied. "But that still doesn't change the fact that you took advantage of me in my emotional state." She bopped me on the nose with a forehoof. "You naughty, naughty man."

"I guess that's true," I shrugged. "But the question is: what are you gonna do about it, you mischievous little minx?"

The answer came in the form of a forehoof being traced slowly along my crotch. I gasped in shock, my manhood slowly standing to attention, and looked into Luna's eyes. They were half-lidded, and she was absent-mindedly chewing her bottom lip.

"I'm going to take advantage of you," she replied as she suddenly flared her horn with magic, summoning a rope and using it to attach my wrists and ankles to the bed. "After all, revenge is a dish best served cold. And there is nothing colder than making you want me so much, only to deny the prize."

The sweat began pouring off me as Luna slowly took my underwear off, exposing my stiffness to the cool evening air. Before I could react – or even protest – she was trailing her tongue up and down my length, planting a kiss on the head whenever she reached it.

Once my dick was coated in a sufficient layer of saliva Luna took it into her waiting mouth, bobbing her head back and forth slowly. I hissed in pleasure as she worked, watching her sparkling eyes burning with lust.

"Oh, fuck," I groaned. "This is so good. Please, Luna, don't stop."

She seemed to agree with this and increased her speed, bringing me ever closer to the point of orgasm. I tensed up, ready to blow my load down her eager throat — only for her to stop, just as I was reaching my peak, and withdraw my member from her mouth with a wet pop. I voiced my displeasure with a loud groan, to which Luna responded by giggling.

"What did I tell you?" she asked. "I said I was going to get you back, Owen, but I haven't even started yet." She grinned malevolently. "Not by a long shot."

"Shit," I muttered. "What have I gotten myself into?"

Luna crawled up the bed, her muzzle soon inches from my face. She leaned in closer and I tried to meet her halfway, only for her to move her head to the side and. "I don't know," she whispered, nibbling on my ear. "But you can't deny that you like it." She licked my cheek softly. "Now tell me, Owen, just how much you want to fuck me right here and now."

"So much," I growled lustfully. "I want to fuck you so hard, you can't be able to walk in a straight line for a week."

Luna giggled and got off the bed, walking away from me until she was at the foot of the bed. She turned her head to face me and then lay down with her flanks in the air, before winking at me and beginning to trail a forehoof along her glistening lips. "Oh, Owen," she moaned. "This feels so good, don't you think so?"

A trail of expletives left my mouth as I struggled to free myself from the rope. All I wanted to do was get over there, stick my dick in her and then fuck her hard and fast into the floorboards until she was nothing more than a puddle of drool.

Sadly, the restraints held — and I had to watch helplessly as Luna pleasured herself, her moans filling the room as she continually shouted out my name. It soon dawned on me that teasing her like that wasn't exactly the smartest thing I've ever done.

Luna shuddered as her wings flapped erratically, a sure sign that she was close to orgasm. But she managed to stop herself and turned to face me properly, grinning wickedly as she licked her own juices from her hoof.

"I'm sorry!" I shouted. "I'm sorry I teased you like that, Luna, I promise I'll never do it again!" She smiled warmly and nodded. "I'm begging you, please, finish the job! I want you so much it hurts!"

There was a small pause before she answered me. "That's all I needed to hear," she said softly, lighting her horn and finally freeing me of the restraints. "Now come over here and claim m—oof!"

She didn't get to finish that sentence as I leapt off the bed, charged across the room and tackled her to the floor. We locked lips in a fiery exchange of passion and saliva as Luna adopted the position she had been in while masturbating. Spreading her hind legs as far apart as possible, I prepared to claim my prize.

"Somepony is eager!" Luna said breathlessly. "If teasing gets you this riled up, perhaps I should do it more oft—ooooohhhhhhh..."

She moaned in ecstasy as I entered her, the substantial lubrication she was providing ensuring that I met no resistance. I started off slowly at first but it didn't take me long to increase my speed, and soon we were slamming our bodies against each other. Ripples of pleasure roared through us as we gave into our lust.

"Harder," Luna begged in between moans. "HARDER! By my stars, Owen, this is the most wonderful form of stress relief I've ever had the pleasure to experience!"

"I told you I'd make it all better," I grunted. "Now shut up and enjoy it, otherwise I'll just stop."

"Go ahead," Luna taunted. "I'll just tie you up again."

We both laughed at that before concentrating on what we were doing. Thrust after thrust was met with cry after cry of pleasure, sweat was forming on both our bodies and we were both getting close to the inevitable.

But then I stopped. Luna looked at me, puzzled, for a moment before I put my arms around her and picked her up. Alicorns are just like pegasi, in the sense that they're rather light. With this in mind I walked over to a nearby wall and positioned her against it. "At least this way we get to look at each other," I said. "And it makes a change from always finishing in the bed."

Luna nodded and we resumed thrusting against each other, our heads on each others shoulders, filling the room with the fresh sounds of our passion and desires.

We were like that for what felt like hours, lost in a sea of lust, before Luna's wings starting twitching. I was also beginning to experience a similar feeling in my cock. Moving my head back I looked at Luna, who simply bit her lip and motioned for me to continue. I gave her a deep, loving kiss — before thrusting like a man possessed into her loving folds.

As I came, filling my beloved with load after load of hot spunk, I felt something warm pouring over my crotch and legs. We both cried each others names as we hit our respective climax, not caring who might be listening. Coming down from the high my legs gave way and we both fell to the floor, Luna on top of me. She leaned in and kissed my neck tenderly, a gesture I returned.

"Thank you, Owen," she whispered. "I really needed that, and I think you did as well."

"I did," I replied. "That was well worth the early-morning wake-up, let me guarantee you that. I love you, Luna, and I will do whatever it takes you make you happy. Always remember that."

"I will," she said. "And I love you too, Owen."

No more words were said as we both drifted off to sleep right there on the floor.

Because who needs a bed when you've got a Princess as a blanket?

Author's Notes:

First of all: the chapter you have just read is NON-CANON to Good Things Come.

Secondly: WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WRITE?! Never in a million years did I think that I would publish a light bondage/teasing scene... no matter how badly it turned out. I swear to Celestia, Luna and Discord that I was sober when I wrote this.

Anyhoo... this is merely a surprise I wrote for Greatodyer while he was attending a brony meetup in London. You're not the only one who had fun, mate!

Also, you once told me that I had to use "IT'S TICKLE TIME!" in a chapter at some point. So I did.

I hope you enjoyed this steaming pile of randomness!