This isn’t quite how you imagined you would meet prince charming, but future-princesses never got anywhere loafing on their butt. Except most times. You lean down and give him big, passionate kiss like mares in daddy’s secret video stash.

Prince Spider begins to grow and grow and grow. You see that he is now very big, pony and eight.

If you realize you are now a spider and scream like crazy, turn to page 6.
If you ask “Why are there eight of you? Are you really rich enough?”, turn to page 33.
If you yell ”You’re like eight years old!”, turn to page 17.

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Enraged for being tricked, you jump onto his hoof and bite and bite and bite. He gives a horrified look and falls over from poison. Satisfied from your work, you hope back onto ground.

But now you are stuck. You cannot un-spider without anypony to fool.

If you run screaming into the woods, turn to page 57.
If you wait for a victim, turn to page 4.

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