“So are you!” he shouts back.

“That is true,” you admit.

“It is better this way.”

“Is it really?” You are not so sure.

Prince Horseplace nods. “Now that we are both ponies and especially because I have offered marriage, we will be boated. If we both small, it is less creepy. Besides, this does not diminish my fortune.”

You are taken to Horseplace, where the boating begins and the wedding is arranged. However, you both cannot take the pressure of boating and there is cracking of relationship. Drugs happen and then you are arrested.

One day in prison, you get more drugs, but it is actually poison and you fall over from it.*

Go tell the closest adult that ninjas teached you not to do drugs.

BAD END!

*(It makes you dead from its poisonyness.)