A/N: I hope you’re ready for this, because I’m going to make it sappy with funny in it. Think of it like a chocolate chip muffin that you’re friend gave you only to find out that the chocolate chips were replaced with raisins as a joke, kind of funny yet a little weird. Anyways, forget my ranting about nothing and read the chapter!

I woke up and I was almost instantaneously wide awake. Today’s the day! Mother of Celestigod, I’m getting really bad with my thoughts, also the wedding is finally going to happen and not be sidetracked anymore! RD was still sleeping next to me and I smiled and decided to let her sleep for a little longer. She needs it, because today’s the day that I know she has been waiting for.

I wanted to gloat about the day so I went downstairs and prepared a huge breakfast for us all. I made pancakes a plenty and even made some fresh orange juice from some of the oranges we had. I set everything up and after I finished I felt like a housewife that needed to bitch at something…like a cat for not helping.

“Wow, you sure were busy this morning” Rainbow Dash said as she and Stratus walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. RD got Stratus his pancakes and he immediately began to wolf them down, smiling the whole time. I sat down and took a few as well, and I started eating also, only a lot slower than my son.

Rainbow Dash was looking at me with a huge smile and rosy cheeks. I smiled back to her and just let it get thick with the tension of waiting for her to say something about the date, seeing as she looks at that dreaded piece of paper every day, and I wrote what was happening in big bold letters for her to see. Any minute now, she’s going to burst with joy, or whatever she’s bottled up with.

“Kyle, you know that seeing as you planned this entire wedding thing, I’m going to have to pay you back with…” Rainbow Dash began to say before I cut her off mid-sentence nearly choking on my food.

“Ah dah dah, shh! Stratus is sitting right there! And I don’t want you to think that you have to pay me back, because you don’t. I want this as much as you do and I want to see you happy for my reward, that’s all. I will not take your ‘other’ reward until I rightfully deserve that one” I said to her with a huge grin and a pat on Stratus’s back and a wink.

“Fine, but you won’t see me cry. I never cry” Rainbow Dash said as she boasted.

“I bet you do this time, I bet you do” I said to her accepting the challenge.

“Ok, I’m a betting mare; what’s the wager?” she said back to me confidently.

“Hmm, the loser has to…..” I said in thought as I looked around the room. I looked at Stratus and smiled at him and winked “the loser of the bet has to teach Stratus how to fly, which I know he will love. Deal?” I said to her with a grin.

“Deal!” RD said before she resumed eating her meal.

Stratus, who had already finished his meal, was now jumping in his seat with joy “Yes, Dad’s gonna have to teach me how to fly!”

“Ha, even Strat thinks that you’re going to lose!” Rainbow Dash said in between mouthfuls.

“Strat, just you wait, I’ve got something planned for this and I know it’s going to work. I don’t know if your mom has ever been to a wedding for the fear of it being ‘uncool’ but this one will be quite the difference” I said smartly.

We finished eating and I told Dash to go get herself ready and I told her to walk up the center street when she finished getting herself ready. I left the house with Stratus and walked down the street with him on my back. We went straight to Twilight’s because this is where I was to get ready along with Shadow Breeze and Stratus.

Twilight was also prepared, she must have gotten up at the crack of dawn to get ready for this, but I didn’t bother to talk about it. Shadow Breeze, Stratus, and I all got into our tuxes and we were now looking great. I looked into the mirror and put a hoof up to my chin “he gets married to mares only 10 months after he meets them, he is the most interesting stallion in the world” I said with a laugh. I never done that one before and I think it fit well.

“Kyle, so what is going to go on today? Who will be holding the Necklace? How will the pastor address you two and the crowd?” Twilight asked getting ready to get a parchment and quill to start writing.

“Oh no you don’t” I said before I ripped the paper and quill out from her magic’s grasp. I tossed them across the room which got a chuckle from both Shadow and Stratus and looked back at Twilight “there, you’re not going to do anything stressful today mmk? If anypony should be stressful it should be me, because this is happening to me and not you. I want everypony to just enjoy the wonderful day and let everything go as it was pre-planned” I said to her with a smile.

“Ok, I guess you’re right” Twilight said in reply, slightly defeated because she couldn’t make checklists or anything of the fashion this time.

“Good, now I’ll be holding the necklace, and the pastor will be doing everything like it’s a normal average wedding, ok?” I said to her with a smile. Geez, she’s more paranoid than me on one of my bad days!

Ok, I think we should get out there and get ready, I think it’s going to start soon” I said to them with one last look at myself in the mirror. Smokin!

Rainbow Dash was now dressed in her amazingly done up dress that Rarity had made for her. It was white and there was a few amethyst gemstones lining the neck to make it have a regal feel to it. She was now walking through the center street like Kyle wanted her to and it was utterly deserted, not even the stores were open for business today. She looked at her dress again ‘I look so uncool right now!’

She saw a little tunnel in front of her that had brilliant amethyst and light blue flowers covering it from top to bottom. She smiled and though it was really pretty and she liked it a lot, it wasn’t going to get her to cry. She started to walk through the tunnel and the fumes given off by the flowers were extremely nice smelling and she thought about just standing there for a little while to smell them, but then she remembered what she needed to do. She continued to walk through the tunnel and when she reached the end she took a breath “here goes nothing.”

I was standing on the little stage that had been set up and it was too covered completely with light blue and purple flowers. They were the same color as our eyes, and for some reason it seemed right. I was standing on the left side with Stratus on my back again, and Shadow Breeze was standing about a foot behind me. On the right side were Fluttershy, Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack, all wearing matching white dresses to go with RD’s dress. I have to say that if we were to go to a fancy place, with our outfits we’re wearing, we’d fit right in! Too bad that this is all that is going on today.

I was watching the tunnel that Rainbow was going to come out of and after a few minutes of watching she walked through and I smiled brightly. She looked beautiful as always and when she started to get claps from the town that had gathered she started to blush as she walked. She’s B-E-A-UTIFUL as quoted by Jim Carrey. I love his movies, only now I can’t watch them anymore! DARN IT!

Time seemed to slow down as she took the stage on the right side with her five best friends. I was still smiling and her blushing wasn’t making it any easier to stop. Her face was looking a little off though, it was like she was trying to hold something in, and I knew what it was….tears. She’ll break; they always do at that special sentence. That is where I finish her! MORTAL COMBAT!

The pastor then came out and took his place behind a little podium. “Citizens of Ponyville, we are all gathered here today to welcome the joining of these two ponies in holy matrimony. Are we ready to begin?” the pastor said to us.

We both nodded and I kept an eye on Rainbow Dash as I listened to the pastor as he got ready to begin. She was still smiling and also blushing a little. I looked back to the pastor as he began.

“Now it has been said that marriage is what binds the souls together. I see now that it is a false statement because I see two souls already bound together before me, and they are now only getting married. Kyle has not been here for very long as most of you know, but over his short time he has won over the heart of a beautiful mare and asked for her hoof in holy matrimony.” He looked at me with a quick smile for a minute then returned to addressing. “Kyle, do you solemnly swear to uphold your duties as a father and husband, taking care of Rainbow Dash in sickness and in health, to care for her and be by her side at the darkest of times, only until death do you part?” the pastor said to me.

I looked at him and then to Dash, who was looking at me. She was really close to it; I could see it in her face. Right here is where I see those tears of joy, come on Dashie, show me the waterworks! I know I can be mean sometimes, but I need to see tears of happiness for a change instead of sad, not so manly tears of sadness. I smiled at her “I do”

Rainbow Dash sniffled a little and I saw a few tears start to slide down her cheeks. I won! I did it, she’s crying out of joy and not me nearly dieing all the time! YES….YES……YESSSS! She was smiling at me and I could tell I was in for it later because I won the bet, but right now I had to enjoy it, for now it was her turn.

We turned back to the pastor and he smiled at us and then turned his head to Rainbow Dash “And you Miss Rainbow Dash, do you too take Kyle to be your husband, to care for him in sickness and in health, to be with him in the darkest of times, and only until death do you part?”

She started to quietly sob as she smiled. She looked at me “I do.”

“Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Kyle, you may now kiss the bride” the pastor said to me with a huge smile across his face.

I walked up to her and leaned in and kissed her on the lips. Time did stop this time; it was frozen into cheers and stomping of hooves from everypony gathered. We were both smiling like idiots while we kissed, but we didn’t care. Ok, now all we have to do left is go to our little place in Cloudsdale for a few days. Me Gusta about that idea!

We were just getting ready to leave for Cloudsdale. I had put Shadow in Charge of keeping an eye on anything and if he needed to get ahold of us to come and get me, but only if it was an emergency. Stratus, RD, and I were ready to go and Rainbow Dash put Stratus onto her back and we took off for the cloud city.

As we flew Stratus fell asleep and we had time to talk. Rainbow Dash looked over at me with a grin “you may have won the bet, but that doesn’t mean you’ll be able to win another one.”

“Ok, I guess this was my one time that I won” I said to her with a little sarcasm. I just want to finally relax and have nothing to worry about for a while.

“So what are we going to be doing here?” Rainbow Dash asked as we rounded a mountain that we were near.

“I think we should just relax and do whatever we choose to do. I know that with everything that happened recently, this is what we need” I said to her in reply.

We flew in silence for a little while then and soon we could see Cloudsdale in the distance. When we made it there we landed on the cloud street and began walking towards our house that was here. We walked up the stairs and I opened the door and we walked inside. I took Stratus from Dash and took him to the room on the first floor and set him down in the bed.

I left his room and walked up the stairs and went into our bedroom and found Rainbow Dash already lying down. I walked over and lay down next to her and she leaned up and kissed me. We wrestled tongues for a while and then we fell asleep with our fore legs wrapped around one another smiling.

A/N: Was it everything that you wanted? Guess what comes now? Yep, you guessed it, super-secret story surprise that totally will not be a huge thing for this story! I digress; it is going to be just that, I hope you like what’s to come! I will give you one hint as to what is going to be coming next…..Ezra!

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