A/N: now bear with me on this one. This will probably be one of the weirdest but funny things you read this time around. I’m going to be trying a bunch of different things with this one, and also for the next few days. I’m going to feed all of you baby birds and give you all updates for ACAL like mad. Well, what are you still reading this boring thing for? Time to read the good stuff!

I woke up this morning and I already felt a change of how warm it was in the air. Argh, it’s already getting warmer! Soon it’ll be warm enough to go sit in the sun and bake all day, and not that kind of bake, I mean sunburns all over my body. You’re probably like ‘oh thank god I thought he meant weed!’ ok back to the plot….teehee.

I got up off the bed and stretched my legs and wings. It felt really good and made me feel more awake than ever. I left the room and walked over to Stratus’s room and found that he wasn’t in there, so I went downstairs. Wait, wasn’t today the day that RD and I….hmm, what’s going on?

I walked through the living room and saw RD sitting at the table alone in the kitchen. She wasn’t eating or anything, but she was still smiling at something. Ok, now I’m a little confused, where’s Stratus and why is Dash smiling at what appears to be nothing? I walked through the doorway and she looked up at me still smiling. “Hey Dash, what’s up?” I said to her with a hint of being a cheeky bastard, if you know what I mean.

“Hey, I’ve just been waiting for you. Twilight offered to take care of Stratus today so we can have the day to ourselves. We have all day and night to ourselves until he comes home. You ready for some fun?” she said as she held up a bottle with what looked to be orange soda in it.

Hmm, are you sure that’s the thing we’re going to drink? Are you sure it’s not just orange soda? Screw it, I want it anyways! I smiled and she took the other drink in her other hoof and I took the one she was holding out to me. “Please, I was born ready for this!” I said to her before I bit the cork on top of the bottle and tugging it off and hearing a loud popping sound. I put it up under my nose and sniffed it; it smelled like oranges, which made me think that this was all just a horrible joke to make me want to cry. I swear I’ll never let her live this down if it was all just a hoax to get my goat, and I don’t even have one of them.

“Go ahead you first” RD said to me with a smile.

“Fine” I said before I put the bottle to my lips and took a big gulp of the orange liquid. It even tasted like oranges, but there was something else there that gave it an aftertaste, but it didn’t taste bad. “Ok, before we continue, how long before I supposedly start getting the effects?” I asked her before taking another gulp.

“Umm, you should start feeling it soon” Rainbow Dash said before she took a huge gulp of her drink, taking in about half of the bottle before stopping to catch a breath.

I took another big gulp and felt the same, I finished off the bottle and still nothing. I looked at RD and she was looking and acting the same, so I was beginning to think that this was all a prank. “If we start feeling different, how long does it last?” I asked her with a smile before I set my bottle down on the table.

“It will last all day and most of the night. I just hope everything will be good for us, because you really probably don’t want to get a bad trip, it’s not a good feeling” she said to me with a smile.

It hit me like an anvil fell on my head then; I could feel everything around me, even the air it seemed. Oh god, this is going to be fun. My mane fell down over my face and when it brushed me it felt like I was getting brushed by a cloud. “This is amazing!” I said before I started rubbing my mane all over my face.

RD just laughed at me and she walked over to me and wrapped her hoof around my neck. “Ok dummy, what do you want to do first?” her coat looked at least 5 times more vibrant in color and she had those rosy red cheeks under her eyes like she was drunk.

“Ok hold on a minute, umm, let’s just go for a walk or something for a few minutes or something” I said to her before I took a step that felt like I was moving in slow motion. I fell on my face a few seconds later and then I started laughing into the floor. I fell, and well, I fell. That’s it, what more do you need to know? “Argh, that voice in my head needs to stop talking to me!” I said as I got up and walked towards the door.

“What’s it saying?” RD said before she hopped up onto my back and made me give her a piggy back ride practically. “Tell me..tell me..tell me! Is he talking about me?”

“No, he’s talking about me falling, he’s mean sometimes though and he likes making fun of stuff that I never heard of before” I said to her with a laugh.

I walked outside with Dash still on my back and we walked to a field and I sat down in the grass which looked like millions of tiny people with arms waving at me. I stared at the ground as I walked and I could have sworn that I heard their screams of terror when I stepped on them. I hit a tree and slid down to the grass and laid there with my face still on the tree. Ok, you need to stop hitting things with your face you dummy, remember your nose? Yeah, think of that next time when you want to do this. “Shut up voice that sounds like me” I said to myself.

RD got off my back and she picked me up and planted a kiss right on my lips. For some reason it felt a lot better when I was like this. It felt softer and more inviting; I wrapped my fore hooves around her neck and continued to kiss her. She broke away after a few moments and smiled at me. “Yay, I brought him back to life!”

“What do you mean? I was dead? I didn’t feel dead, and I didn’t see any one of my dead relatives. What a rip-off!” I said to her with a frown.

“I flapped my wings a few times and I took off into the air and I could have sworn I saw my mom sitting on a cloud above me holding my Xbox in her hands. I watched in horror as she dropped it off the cloud and it fell to the ground and exploded into confetti and white doves. Argh, never mind I was sad at first, but now I remember that I don’t live there anymore. HAR HAR HAR, and the show was pretty, I really liked the white doves, very nice.

I looked back up and my mom was gone and the clouds around me looked like pink cotton candy. “COTTON CANDY!!! MINE!” I said loudly before I flew over to a cloud and landed and started to bite the cloud, which didn’t work out in the end. “I can’t eat it! Gersh dern it!” I said before I buried my head into the cloud.

“It’ll be ok. Oh, and that’s not cotton candy” she said to me with a smile.

“AWWWWW” I said before I took off again and flew through the air. I had no idea what time it was so I wanted to look. I landed in the center of town and there was a standing clock near a few buildings. I looked up at the face and the hands of the clock were spinning in opposite directions, not to mention that it kept saying ‘fuck you I do what I want’ to me. I flew up to it and hit my head on the face of the clock and then I flew away and it just laughed at me as I flew away.

“Come here Kyle; look at all of the ponies down there walking around. They look like ants” RD said to me as she sat on one of the still pink looking clouds.

“Mmk” I said before I flew over and landed on the cloud next to her. I looked down at the town and the ponies were so tiny it was funny, they would make weird turns and walk around and I felt like I was god and I was playing a video game. “Hey Rainbow, can you tell what time it is from the sun, because the clock down in town square was acting like a loser and yelling profanity at me” I said to her with a smile.

“Dude, your voice sounds so high pitched right now. It sounds like you got ahold of Pinkie Pie’s helium tank! And it’s getting towards sunset. Why?” she said to me before resuming looking down at the tiny ponies.

I looked up at the sun, which seemed to look like it was fading away as it set, and I frowned “No reason, it’s just getting late and we’re going to have to go home soon.”

“Your voice is now really low pitched. You sound like you’re talking through a long pipe or something” she said before she started laughing and rolling around on the cloud.

“This is really fun RD, I can’t wait to see the weird shenanigans that go on when we go home” I said to her, in which case she looked up at me and smiled. I am so full of mixed feelings right now, and they don’t know what they’re doing! I hope the rest of this is just as fun as this part, because if not I might get sad and shed man tears!

“Oh believe me, I have a little something planned for tonight that’ll be fun” Rainbow Dash said to me with a big grin that made her look like the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. That’s creepy, I like the cat and his wittiness and all, but the smile is a bit too much! You can stop now!

“Ok, well, what ARE we going to do?” I asked her before remembering the fact that my mane felt like a cloud and I started to rub it all over my face again. Me gusta for this idea, I love doing this now!

“We’re going to sit on the roof for a while with our blankets and yell to the ponies that are going to the club, then we’re going to go to the club and eat a bunch of food!” she said to me before standing up and bouncing.

“Ok, I’m in. Let’s go!” I said before I took off towards the house with her smiling. I want food, and I hope Vinyl’s ok with me acting a little funny. Tee Hee.

A/N: Well, there was the first part of this little episode. I decided to make it a two part deal so you can enjoy the laughs and get to see what a bad trip is. I learned what could happen on a bad trip from my parent’s bad experiences as youth, so you’ll be getting a good bit of funny for my pain and suffering. Next update for this story will be tomorrow!

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