It felt wonderful, the bed I mean. I haven’t gotten much sleep over the past two days except for being knocked out by the Canterlot guard. I kind of wish I could go back there and find him. I want him to tell me he’s sorry before I deck HIM in the snoz.

I was drifting in and out of little cat-naps. I felt rested and in a good mood. After a little while I turned over on my bed, which was a little smaller than me, so my feet hung off the edge. Only part I hate about the bed, let me tell you. I wish you could feel the pain of every part of your body covered by blanket EXCEPT your feet. I hate it.

I never noticed the window before, but sunlight was coming in through the cracks around the curtain. Well, I guess I better get up. Seeing as I have nothing better to do. I got up out of bed and walked, well shuffled is more like it, over to the window.

I opened the blind and fell over on the ground. I didn’t even catch myself. I had lost all control of the inner workings of my head and I was formulating a way to tackle this situation, or try to at least. If I have to go into an explanation for what, well who I saw, I can only give you one word…DERPY.

Derpy was flying at my windows height with her face pressed up to the glass. AHHH, I don’t like constantly getting scared, even if they find more creative ways to do it. I was staring up at the ceiling, that light on the ceiling seems really interesting to me right now. I don’t know why, well yes I do, I AM TRYING TO CALM DOWN! First Fluttershy scares the crap out of me, then Pinky, now Derpy Hooves. Ugh.

After a few more moments of staring at the light on the ceiling I sat up and shook my head. Ok, now that my heart beat is back to semi normal, I can talk to her. I looked at the window and the grey wall eyed Pegasus was gone. The only thing that she left behind was a letter in an envelope in the center of the window.

I got up and looked at the letter. The window was closed, but the letter was on the inside. Wait…how is the letter on the inside of the window when it was closed? On second thought never mind, I don’t want to know. I got the envelope off of the window and opened it.

Aww c’mon! I just got here and she is already coming to hear my story. Will I ever get a break? I finished the letter and made it into a paper airplane and tossed it towards the garbage can. It missed of course. I made the ‘are you serious’ meme face and went over, picked it up and slam-dunked it into the trash. And the crowd goes wild! Kyle has just won the game! *cheers from crowd*. I am so alone *shed a man tear*.

I don’t know what possessed me to walk over to my door and open it, but I did. I regret that decision, for now every fiber of my being is snapping from shock. I opened the door and Twilight, RD, AJ, Pinky Pie, Fluttershy, and Rarity were standing on the outside of the door. I want it to end, I can feel that heart attack getting closer with every time I get scared out of my skin.

“K-Kyle…did we scare you?” Fluttershy asked me in a small voice.

No I just fell on the ground…again because I wanted to say ‘hi’ to the floor. “It’s ok Fluttershy, I’m ok.”

“Well, me and the others are here to try to help with your situation with the princess” Twilight said smiling to me. “We all think that you should stay here with us.”

I smiled widely at hearing that comment *Squee*. I walked over and hugged Twilight tightly. “Thank you, that means a lot to me.”

“She is on her way right now, she will be here soon” Twilight said as I let go of the hug.

I hope that guard isn’t with her, because if he is I can just feel it in my gut that he will be trying to knock me out again. “Ok.”

The group of ponies walked into the room after I welcomed them to come in. Rainbow Dash walked over to me “I still can’t get over that thing you’re wearing. What is it again?”

I want to be nice. If by any chance I have to go back to the real world of humans like the people in the fics I read, at least they will have something to remember my being here. I took off my zip up hoody and held it in my hand. “It’s called a hoody and I think you should have it. I really only wear it because it’s my ‘thing’ but you seem like you would enjoy it more than me.” My mind went into a moment of D’AWWWWWW. Maybe I’ll get an award for being so nice to them while I am here. Probably not.

I felt like my mom when I was putting it on her. Now sweetie, don’t go get it all dirty now, it’s your Christmas present from your aunt. ARRGGHH! Why did I think of that? Do not like that thought. After I had finished putting it on her and zipping it up I had a thought my god, she looks so much cooler than me when she wears it. I always looked like a bum, but not her. I will never wear a hoody again! I have been tainted to look like a bum when I wear one! *Shed a not so manly tear*

Rainbow Dash looked down at the hoody and then to me. “Wait, your giving me this? But don’t you need it?”

“Nope, I just wore it because it was just something I did. I want you to have it.” I said as I looked at her. The face she was giving me…priceless.

I was caught off guard at what she did next, frankly because I never thought she would ever do something like this. She hugged me. I can feel it; I can feel my heart getting ready to explode from the hug she was giving me. HHHHNNNNGGG.

I hugged her back and a few moments later she released her hold and smiled at me. I looked over to the others and they were looking at me and smiling. Ok now I know I did something nice but it isn’t something that requires everyone to smile at me like that. It was creepy. On a side note: maybe I’m the secret element…the element of niceness. My friend from school always said I was full to the brim with it.

All of the smiles faded after that, even mine. It takes a lot to get rid of my smile, but this did it. There was a knock at the door. Oh man, here we go. Queue the immense amount of awkward…again. I began walking to the door, but Twilight opened it with her magic first. Humph, fine go ahead. I wasn’t walking there anyway.

Princess Celestia was standing in the doorway. She did not have any royal guards with her. Oh thank god, there are no guards with her; that would just scare the piss out of me if there was. She walked in quietly. She had one of the best poker faces I have ever seen. I must learn from her.

“It’s good to finally meet you so we can talk about your little predicament. And I have to say, you must have something in you to be able to get out of my jail to come talk to these ponies” she said to me in a calm voice. “I really am sorry for putting you in there for no reason, I truly am.”

“I am sorry if I caused any commotion in your city. I just needed to find a way to get the ponies here to understand why I am here. I understand you want to hear my explanation as well?” I really wasn’t sorry for creating a little havoc in the city. Serves them right for putting me in there.

“Yes, I want to hear your story to see if there is anything I can do about it” the princess said to me.

Here we go again. Story time. I took a big breath and retold my story. It was a lot less fun than the first time I told it. I am so bored. Why couldn’t there be a mind reading spell so I didn’t have to tell this again. After a few minutes of me pouring my soul out in telling her my story I was finally done. Thank god.

She stood there for a while, no doubt going over in her mind if I was telling the truth or not. She had her poker face on again. After a few more moments she said to me “Well, like you said, you really have been having a series of unfortunate events.”

Oh now you tell me. I didn’t know that until now. Geez, I feel like I am back at school with my two friends that don’t know good sarcasm when they hear it. Ugh.

It hasn’t been the most fun time of my lives, but I had to do it.” I said to her.

“I have decided to let you stay here seeing as you have nowhere else to go. I’m sorry that happened to you.” Princess Celestia was smiling at me now. Creepy.

I smiled stupidly and said “Well, everyday can’t be perfect.”

“I think it’s safe to say that you can stay here in Ponyville. You have made some friends from your little visit.” She said as she looked at the group of six ponies who were smiling at us both, mostly me. “I admire the amount of good you have in you. You gave something of yours without any feeling besides kindness.”

“Rainbow Dash really taken an interest in my hoody and I had no problem giving it to her.” I said smiling at her then to Rainbow Dash.

“Well, I have to be on my way back to the palace. I have some things I must attend to. I will check up on you later on to see how you are doing here.” Celestia said before she started to walk back out the door.

YAAAAAYYY! I get to stay here! I finally had something good happen to me.

Twilight and the gang all crowded around me and hugged me. HHHHNNNGG. “Thank you all for helping me. I don’t know how I could ever repay you.”

I guess this is the beginning of my second chance at a life, only I can feel that this one will be better than my other one.

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