A/N: This chapter and a few others will be on the more serious tone, but will still be funny. I am going to start posting chapters like mad crazy for you all to be a bit of an ass for making you have reading, but I know you will like what I am doing. This is the first part of the climax; I hope you don’t get confused. Here we go!

I explained everything to Twilight and she kept looking at me in bewilderment. She couldn’t believe it; she was especially taken off guard when I told her that my thoughts could be heard by them now. “I am truly sorry for you having to go through all of this. I wish that it wasn’t this way, but the misfire altered a lot of his mind. With any luck things will be back to normal soon.” Nnnope! C’mon Joy, you and I are going to have a long talk about why you fucked me over for the last time! I grabbed my head and it felt like there were fists pounding on my chest. “Twilight, the strain is becoming too powerful, when I pass out, have the spell ready.”

“W-was that Acrimony?” Rainbow Dash asked, she was really worried again.

“Yes, that was Acrimony and he is extremely mad” I said to her, still clutching my head with my hands.

I was slowly being pulled away from reality. My hearing became distant, my vision became tunneled, and I was extremely dizzy. “Remember what I said” I said to the lavender mare before I blacked out and landed on the floor. The last thing I remember was a very angry voice saying ‘the time has finally come’.

*****

I was walking around in what looked to be a deserted Ponyville. There was nopony around and I was getting worried. Geez, walking dead status much? I hope I don’t get killed by a walker or something. Yay, references! As I continued to walk I also thought of a song that I heard before and I started to hum the tune to myself. “This is your redemption day everypony…..wait, who’s that?” I was looking over to what looked to be a body on the ground.

I walked over to it and nearly shit bricks when I saw him. Joy was beaten to an inch of his life and was covered in bumps, scratches, and bruises. “Joy, what in the hell happened to you? You look like I did when I got hit by that truck!” I said to him.

He looked at me and smiled “It’s good to see you again master. Acrimony is going to attempt another takeover, your unconscious body is somewhere around here. You need to get to it before he does or else bad things will come for everypony in the real world. Acrimony was going to get together all of the bad aspects of your personality and touch the body simultaneously so they form one huge evil you.”

Aww shit, this is no me gusta! Gotta move fast! “Thanks, I will start looking right now.”

I walked away from Joy and began to play Where’s Waldo with my unconscious body. Ugh, this is soo hard! I wish there were cheat codes for this kind of thing! I began to look in some of the buildings as I walked, most of them were empty, and I say most of them because I saw Laughter taking a shower through one of the window’s I looked in. Eeeyuk, gag me with a spoon!

After endless walking and fatigue I finally got somewhere. I was looking at a building that I never saw before. It was right on the outskirts of Ponyville and I was curious. I walked up to it and opened the door. When I did, I wish I hadn’t, there were like ten personality traits in the living room and they all turned to me when I walked in.

“Hello master, do you want some cake?”

“The cake is a lie Deceit! Master, why do you have to be so much more popular than me?”

“Shut…up….Jealousy. You…are…not…helping…the…situation”

“And you need to learn how to talk faster laziness!”

I had enough, I did a 360 and walked right back out the door I came in from. God, my personality traits are weird, let’s hope I don’t run into Rapture again….he is the one I want to kill with a passion. He reminds me of a friend I had back home. I began to walk around the town again and I slapped my head when I realized this. “I can FUCKING fly! Why am I walking?” I shot off into the air and immediately got an idea that just might be stupid enough to work.

I flew all the way to Rainbow Dash’s cloud home. I landed on the front and opened the door. Anypony home? Nope! Just me and the cloud floorboards! I began to walk around the house and when I didn’t find anything on the bottom floor I decided to go up the stairs. I began searching the upstairs but made out like the downstairs, until I walked into what looked to be RD’s room. On the floor in front of the bed was my unconscious body. Oh would you looky that? I found Waldo! Achievement get: Found my unconscious body 0.01 gamerscore. AWW c’mon!

“Well, it seems like we found what we were looking for. Thank you master for leading us to our prize. Now you can do one of two things 1 being leave us alone and I won’t break your nose, or two, you can interfere and have me fucking break your nose with added interest! Take your pick.”

DUN DUN DUNNNN. What a twist! Oh boy, I get to see all of these yahoos again, and there is Rapture in all of is infamy. His manlyhood is going to get cut off as punishment for all of this after this is done. I looked at Acrimony and he was accompanied by 4 others. Rapture, Deceit, Selfishness, and Dementia. Oh geez not him again! He was a royal pain in the ass, and now he is with them? ARGH, god has placed one of the best hands in front of me and I don’t have a very good pokerface, so I guess I am going to have to wing it! “Hello my fine little assholes of personalities” I said to them with a sneer. Genius Kyle, genius!

Rainbow Dash and Twilight were sitting on the ground next to Kyle’s unconscious body. Twilight was going over all of the things that have just been said to her. How is this possible? He is going to be so mad at me when he gets better. I would never have thought that the spell would alter him that much, he is a mess! He is passing out at least once a day or so, that can’t be healthy for him. Twilight looked over to RD and she was sitting there looking at him, her face like a stone. “Rainbow Dash?”

“Huh….oh, it’s ok Twi, I’m fine. I’m just going to hit Kyle as hard as I can when he gets better for doing this to me. How are you doing?” Rainbow Dash asked still staring at his body.

“I am doing ok; I can’t believe that he is going through all of this though. It has got to be a strain on him….the real him” Twilight replied to her.

“I am so mad at myself right now! He probably did that telekinesis spell for me, and now look at what’s happening. I should have told him not to do it” Rainbow Dash said angrily.

“Rainbow, you know how he feels for you; he would have probably done it anyways even if you told him not to. He loves you too much” Twilight said to her.

“I know…” was all that RD replied.

The two of them sat there for a while talking after that. They just had to think positive thoughts and hope that they came true instead of the darker ones that plagued their minds.

“So what’s it going to be fucker?” Acrimony said with a malicious grin.

“I really hope he chooses to back down, because if he does I can’t wait to get some alone time with Dashie. She looks like she needs some satisfying Rapture style!” Rapture commented in his suave tone.

“I just can’t wait to be free! This place is so boring! I need to stretch my legs and get some new clothes; these ones make me look simply insane!” Dementia said with a crooked grin.

The other two stayed quiet and that is what scared me the most. Deceit and Selfishness Y U NO TALK? Don’t you fucking ignore me. We stood there and looked at each other for a few moments before I decided to make the first move. I took one step forward, and they mimicked my movement. Che, copycats. We repeated the process until I got sick of it and then I got ballsy.

I wanted to take complete control again so I was going to. I ran up to the body, after giving Dementia one swift punch in his smug prick face and knelt down. I reached out my hand and touched the body, a bright light started to shine and I was blinded by it, but I still heard Acrimony loud and clear.

“Hurry the fuck up you guys! Touch the body before he disappears and we have to wait again!” his voice rang out.

I was suddenly able to see again, the light dissipated and I saw all of the others touching various parts of my unconscious body. I looked down and saw sparks shooting off of his chest. I looked up at them “OH GOD DAMN IT!” The sparks grew and then what happened next was a blur, there as a strong surge of energy and we all flew back and hit the ground with a thud.

*****

Rainbow Dash and Twilight were still sitting next to the body when they started to see something. Tiny sparks were shooting off from various parts of his body. “What’s happening?” Twilight said aloud.

“I don’t know?” Rainbow Dash replied.

As they were staring at the body, the sparks got more and more intense. After a few minutes of this a wave of energy was sent off of his body and it sent the two of them over his bed and they landed on the other side. When they looked up they saw his body alive in electricity and was floating like it had a mind of its own. The shirt the body was wearing ripped and fell off and what they saw made them gasp in horror. There were a variety of scars along his back and they were all red and glowing, except for one that was aglow the same blue as his eyes and the streak in his hair. After a few more seconds the body fell to the ground and lay there once again unmoving.

Rainbow Dash trotted over to him and saw that he wasn’t even breathing. The only thing that showed was the red and blue scars on his back glowing. She turned him over to his side and lay down and started to cry into his chest.

Twilight looked at the sight and was immediately hit with a wave of pure fear. If this keeps up, he could just die from the strain of it all. Twilight left the apartment and ran home. She was going to finish the enchantment that was going to bring their Kyle back right there in his apartment. That way she can monitor his changes and see if it….hopefully isn’t too late.

A/N: I know I am a horrible person! It’s just who I am, I hope you are not mad at me! This is going to be a day to remember, for I will be trying to post as many chapters as possible. Same goes for over the weekend. I hope you like the first part of the climax, it was suspenseful wasn’t it? Next chapter will be up in a while!

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