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Another Chance at Life

by Kyle

Chapter 31: 31. Shit Gets Even More Real

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31. Shit Gets Even More Real

A/N: This chapter is going to be a little of a shocker for you all. I hope this chapter will be as funny as the others. You may get a little surprise in this chapter in the form of more aspects of my personality, keyword being may. On with the chapter!

“Kyle, what’s wrong” Twilight said to me. How does she know my name? I don’t know who they are, and it scares the mega blocks out of me that they can talk!

I was looking at them with wide eyes. “H-how do you know my name? What happened to me?” I said to the lavender pony that was standing in front of me.

“What? Of course we know your name, we are your friends!” the cyan pony said to me. Wow, she looks upset! I get a funny feeling when I look at her, I wonder why? It’s because you love her you fool, now get your act together and go talk to her! What? Who are you, and why can I hear you in my head? Ugh, you are as dumb as Dementia told me you were, my name is Rapture, and you lost all of your memory when you got that spell used on you a little while ago. I was brought back to attention by the lavender pony.

“You are my friends? I don’t remember having friends, but then again I don’t remember much of anything other than a spell being used on me or something” I said to them. I don’t like where this is going!

“Y-you don’t remember us? Twilight, I think something did happen to him. He lost all of his memory!” RD said to Twilight.

I was sitting on the floor now and I was looking at the two ponies go back and forth in an argument. The fucks I give for this argument is -1. The cyan one was so upset for some reason; maybe I should talk to her about it. The cyan Pegasus said that I lost my memory, did I? I got up and walked over to her, she turned to me and I gave her a hug. She immediately stopped arguing and returned the hug. She was nuzzling into my shoulder and it felt nice for some reason.

“I don’t know what went wrong, but I’m sure we can figure it out” I said to her as she nuzzled me.

She pulled her head back and looked at me. She smiled “you sure do always get into trouble, but that is what makes you fun. You never stop trying to move ahead” she said to me. I like her! Yeah, well so do I! And acrimony here is going to vomit if you keep this up for much longer. I wouldn’t listen to him though, he is a horrible person, let him puke. Can you leave me alone for a while? I want to have my own thoughts to myself for a change! Fine, but I will still be watching you. I hugged the cyan Pegasus for a few more minutes and when I thought she had enough I let go. “Can I get all of your names? If I was your friend, I want to know all of your names so I can address you by them. Then we can start to figure out what went wrong and try to fix it” I said to the group of ponies. Still trying to be helpful even though in my state right now I will only be about as much help as a rock. Oh well.

The ponies all gave me their names and I made a mental note of them. Then we all sat down and started to talk about what had happened to me. Apparently I was going to help all of them go to my old home to let them see some of my old culture. Booooorring! I would rather watch grass grow than go there! Twilight mentioned that the spell had misfired and caused my hair to change color and for me to lose my memory of everything beforehand. That sucks! I wish this never happened, because now I am only considered a burden on them until they get me fixed! Ho hum, life is so irritating!

“Well, I will look for a way to get his memory back, but it may take a while to do so. I feel like he has also reverted two years in his life, he said before that he was 18, so that means he is only 16 now” Twilight said to all of us. She sure wants to help! I hope I can get better soon so I can thank all of them for being there for me when I needed it the most. Why am I so happy right now? I don’t know you little fuckhead, but you better stop before you regret it. Great, more voices. Rapture is that you? Because if it is, no I will not pull the moves on RD. Heh, you really are a stupid kid aren’t you? No I am not that pervy Rapture, I punched him in the face and sent him packing after that last comment he made to you. I, my little sissy friend am Acrimony. I am sick of having all of the others get to talk to you, so I got rid of them so I could have you to myself for a little while before they come back. I am going to tell you like I told Rapture; I don’t want to hear from you, even if you are the stupid parts of my befuddled personality. I don’t give a fuck about any of you! I want you all to just leave my ass alone so I can live a normal life for a change! But seeing as now I don’t have any fucking memory that is just a waste of my breath! ARGH!

Are you done yet? Listen here you little twerp, I will be with you forever, you will never get rid of me. I don’t give a flying fuck about anything other than getting what I want, and that way being taking it by force. If you want to try to ignore me you can do one of two things: 1 being you can accept that I am here for good, or 2, you can take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Are you picking up what I’m putting down now?

I ignored Acrimony and his rage in my head, I was trying to understand what they were saying, but I was getting interrupted by his outbursts. Ok, this has gone on far enough! FUCK YOU AND YOUR COUCH, I don’t care anymore!
Just leave me alone!
Apparently that worked because my thoughts became clear again after that. Thank freaking lord!

We sat there for a while still talking about some various topics, but then it began to get dark.
I yawned and started to doze off, I was almost out but then I was jostled awake by Rainbow Dash. “What, is something going on” I said drowsily. Yup, so tired right now that I can’t even think straight. WAIT….where the hell am I going to sleep? AWWW!

“C’mon, let’s get you home” RD said to me with a smile.

Woohoo! I actually have somewhere to sleep tonight! This is amazing! I got up and RD led me out of Twilight's house, we walked through what was apparently the town I live in now called Ponyville. All of the ponies that looked at me waved; apparently I was liked when I was actually able to remember things. We walked to this 3 story building and walked through the front door and up the stairs. We stopped at a door, which must have been mine. The door was unlocked and Rainbow Dash opened it and we entered. Holy shit I live in a crappy room! It is so tiny, and it looks so boring, like motel on the highway boring! I walked over and sat on the bed, Rainbow walked over and got up and sat next to me as well. For some reason I think she likes me, she looks at me funny and when she does I get a warm feeling deep in my chest. Not to mention I get a HHHHNNNGGG attack. She made me have that feeling again when she rested her head on my shoulder. “Are you ok Dash? I don’t want you to be upset anymore, Twilight will figure this out, and she is a smart pony.”

“I know, but you have so much innocence now. You are like a child again. I don’t know if I should even tell you what you told me a while ago, I feel like it would make you lose that innocence you just got” Rainbow Dash said to me.

“You can tell me anything, I may act like I am younger, but I still know how to react to things. I won’t make you tell me, but if you want to I am here listening” I said to her. Little side note: Good Guy Greg status!

“Well ok, a while ago I was watching you work in the apple orchard and you were talking about how you felt for me…” Rainbow Dash began.

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Rainbow Dash was finished I was sitting there with a stupid look on my face. Eeeyup, I feel like a mind reader now. Everything that I thought about her had become reality, and apparently I love her! I guess that makes sense in a way, what with the constant feeling of D’AWWWW and HNG. I hugged her again, she willingly accepted “I don’t care how long it takes, but I will get my memory back so you don’t have to worry anymore. You have my word” I said to her.

“Ok, I will be holding that to you. Also, do you know that seeing as this spell altered your age as well, now I am older than you? How does that make you feel?” Rainbow Dash said to me, lightening up a little.

“*yawn* tired. I feel so exhausted right now! Why don’t you go home and get some sleep RD, we can talk some more tomorrow ok?” I said to her. Gonna dream about gumdrops and ice-cream tonight! What a dream that will be if I actually could dream about what I wanted! Not sure if should be gusta.

“Ok, I’ll see you tomorrow” RD said to me before she walked over to the window and flew out of it. I crawled up to my pillow and flopped my head on it. “Ugh, this so far has been one clusterfuck of events. When will something good happen for a change?” I said to the ceiling above me. Oooohhh talking to the ceiling now are we? That only means one thing; you need something to cheer you up! Ok, you are not Rapture or Acrimony, so who are you? I am one of your personal favorite aspects of your quirky mind. My name is Comedy! It is super nice to meet you! I decided to stop by and give you a nice conversation seeing as those other poopie heads decided to make you feel like…the….worst….possible….THING!

I gave a chuckle to myself. He was actually pretty funny in a comical lighthearted sort of way. He was definitely already better than Rapture and Acrimony. You are alright you know that? You are a nicer side to my personality and I wish there were more like you. Oh there are my friend, you have Joy, Love, Kindness, and Stupidity. I added him because he means well, it just doesn’t go in his favor most of the time. Now, I am going to go and let you get some well needed sleep, maybe I’ll get to talk to you again soon! Just remember, whenever you get down, just think of the word pudding. It has been scientifically proven to put a smile on your face. Bye, hope to see you soon.

I lay there for a while testing out what he had just said, and it worked! Every time I said pudding I would get a little grin on my face. Then the tiredness washed over me again and I fell into a sleep that felt amazing.

A/N: I hope it is starting to stray a little from the MSL aspect? I am trying very hard to do so. I also hope you like the new parts of my personality that you got to hear from! It is almost 9:30 and I have dat school in the morning. Next chapter will be up sometime tomorrow!

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