A/N: I hope you all like this chapter! Now if you excuse me I have to go wash my brain out with soap for what this chapter is about. Also, this doesn’t seem relevant now, but I am switching the content rating to mature for later chapters. This is because I am going to start making this a story kind of in the sense of My Second Life in content rating (gore and sexytime aspects) you know how it is. You will understand why soon enough. Don't worry, it will still be funny as ever. Enjoy!

I saw Applejack walking around the farm and I was having far too much fun to stop with the entertainment. I landed in front of her and smiled widely. “Hi AJ, I am finally here to work for a full day, sorry for all of the endless ditching and etcetera. Also, I am sorry if I scared you right now, Twilight used a spell on me and I guess I am having a little too much fun with it” I said to her.

“That’s ah’ll right sugarcube, ya’ll can go ta the orchard now if ya want. Ah have ta move all of these hay bales now, Big Mac said that they needed moving” Applejack said to me.

“Here let me help you a little” I said as I smiled at her. Will she get happyface at me when I do this or will she be as shocked as everypony else? We were standing next to some hay bales and I looked at them, I didn’t even have to really concentrate on them, they started to lift off the ground with ease.

“What in the hay are ya doin, and why are ya’lls eyes glowin blue?” AJ asked me in a confused tone.

“Look at the hay bales AJ” I said to her. I began to move them to the barn and Applejack looked over at them and saw them floating. I am incredibly helpful! I feel like this is going to be one of the best things that have ever happened to me! I moved the hay bales over to the others and stacked them up nicely on top of the others. OCD mode activate, gotta make it look pretty.

“Let me guess, Twilight did that to ya. Well, that did really help me out, thank ya. I guess ya’ll can go to the orchard now and get ta work now” Applejack said to me in a happyish tone.

“Ok Applejack, if ya need me I’ll be at the orchard. See ya around” I said to her before I turned around to start walking towards the orchard. I stopped mid-step and made a pokerface, my brain was registering what I just said to the cow pony. Mother of god, I JUST SPOKE LIKE A HILLBILLY! I can’t take myself seriously anymore!

I walked the rest of the way to the orchard in silence, still thinking about what I said to AJ earlier. No ME GUSTA! When I made it there I wanted to see if I could get all of the apples off of the tree like this. I looked at the apples and they all lifted off of the tree, not one was left on the tree. I used the force, and I am not going to the darkside….I hope. I levitated all of the apples into the baskets and then proceeded to go to the next tree to repeat the process. This process went on for the rest of my working for that day. What fun that was.

I flopped down onto my bed and sighed. My face was in the pillow “This was an overall good week; I got paid 150 bits for barely working, even when I told her not to, apparently she has more pride than me. “I still have no idea on how much a house costs, maybe I’ll just build one in the clouds like RD” I said into my pillow. Ha! That’s funny; I don’t think it would be relevant for me to EVER do that! I lolled off into a deep sleep after that.

I woke up and looked around the room, it was sunny outside and I smiled a little bit. It was Saturday, so I didn’t have to work today. “I will enjoy that in a little bit, right now I want to drool into my pillow some more” I said before I flopped back onto my bed with a grunt.

Rainbow Dash flew over to Kyle’s apartment window. She had talked to Pinkie that morning about going out to do some pranks and when she said yes Rainbow asked if Kyle could come along. Pinkie almost exploded when RD asked her that. Rainbow Dash took that as a yes and decided to fly over and get him; it was still relatively early so she knew he would still be home. She saw that his blind was open and he was still in bed, he was splayed out over the entire lengths of it. She giggled at this a little.

She knocked on the window a few times. Kyle looked up and saw her looking in at him. He waved his arms to go away and then flopped back onto his bed. She sighed and started to slide open the window. When it was open she flew in and started to jump up and down on him. “C’mon Kyle! You are going to miss the fun!” She said to him.

I grumbled at the bouncing pony on my chest. “mmmmm…mmfive more minutes RD” I said to her. Leave me alone, I want to sleep right now and I can’t even have that! Argh!

“Aww come on, Pinkie and I wanted you to come prank some ponies with us! It is going to be awesome!” Rainbow Dash said to me.

“FINE, I’m getting up!” I said to her as I started to move around. I got up off of my bed and she stopped bouncing. I walked into the bathroom and wet my hair and then walked back out into the other room. “Happy? Now what are we going to do again?” I said to the speedster pony. It sure as hell isn’t going to be me getting anymore sleep that’s for sure!

“We need to go over to Sugar Cube Corner to get Pinkie, and then we are going to go out and prank some ponies. Do you want to come or not?” Rainbow Dash asked me.

“Sure I’ll come along, oh by the way” I said to her as I got ready to do something that was payback for her waking my ass up. She looked at me and I launched myself at her and picked her up. “Next stop Sugar Cube Corner…AWAAAAAYYYY!” I said aloud as I burst through my open window in flight, still holding onto RD as I flew.

I let go of Rainbow and she matched my speed as we flew over to Pinkies place of residence. We laughed as we started doing minor tricks in the air and we stopped when we were over Sugar Cube Corner. We landed out front and Rainbow Dash knocked on the door a few times. We waited for a little bit and then Pinkie opened the door.

“Hi guys, are you ready to have a super duper amount of fun today?” She said to us. Too much happy for me right now….still tired.

“Sure are Pinkie” Rainbow Dash said to the party pony.

Eeeyup…*yawn*…I’m ready to go” I said to her, my eyes still glazed over with sleepiness. Ugh, sooooooooooooooo tired right now. I’m contemplating just going to a cloud somewhere and hiding in it to get some more sleep.

“Well then let’s go!” Pinkie said happily before walking out the door. We began walking around the town looking for a perfect place to get a good prank in.

“What about Twilight’s first? She sure does like writing a lot; maybe we can have some fun with that?” I said to the two ponies walking next to me. I have some ideas that would be funny, but they are also a little stupid in the same sense. Oh well.

“Yeah, let’s see what kind of prank Kyle can do first!” Pinkie said aloud joyfully.

We walked over to Twilights house and I told them to find a way in without being seen so I can do it and she won’t know who is doing it. They nodded and I flew around her house again looking for another way in, for some reason the same window was still open and I decided to use it again. I landed softly and heard Twilight talking downstairs. I walked out to the staircase and saw her levitating a parchment and quill over to where she was at. Perfect….*evil laugh ensues*

Rainbow Dash landed next to me and crouched around a corner near me that let her see what Twilight was doing, Pinkie on the other hand was nowhere to be found. I know she is here somewhere; she’s probably hiding in a flowerpot or something. Stupid fourth wall. I looked at a quill that was in a container and lifted it out with my telekinesis. I brought it over and above Twilight. She was not even paying attention to her surroundings because she didn’t even see me dip the quill into the ink. Let the show begin!

Twilight was writing a letter to the princess. I levitated the quill over to her paper and started to combat her in writing. She was startled at the other quill writing with hers, mine was altering what she wrote and other various things to mess with what she was writing. She was getting frustrated and began to write faster, but I stayed up with her and even passed her once and wrote a small paragraph of text of my own. After a few more minutes of this she got sick of it and threw the parchment and her quill over to the other end of the room with her magic.I wanted to do one last thing; I dipped the quill once more into the ink and pointed it at Twilight. Hitler moustache or French? Imma go with French. Then I went in with the quill and drew a French style moustache on her face.

“ARGH, What in the hay is doing all of this!?” Twilight yelled out.

I decided that that was enough, I levitated a clean parchment over to where my quill was and began writing on it. I wrote:

HELLO MY SMART FRIEND, THE JOKESTER WHO DONE THIS IS BEHIND YOU ON THE STAIRCASE.

She turned around and saw me, her eye twitched a little and then she laughed. Umm ok? I hope I didn’t make her go a little crazy.

“Ta Da, Hi Twilight, thank you for being a good sport, you can bow to your audience now” I said to her with a big smile on my face. I nodded once and Rainbow Cash flew out into the open and was laughing so hard she was crying, and Pinkie popped her head out of a flower pot on the window sill on the other end of the room. FOUND HER! It’s like Where’s Waldo only it’s on the highest difficulty.

“You should have seen your face when he was writing with you! It was priceless. That was a good prank Kyle, props to you” she said as she flew over and gave me the equivalent of a fist bump. AWWWW YEAH! I just got a mythological brohoof! YESH HO MAI GAWD! Yeah Skrillex reference for the win.

“That was super funny Kyle! You must have been quite the prankster when you lived back on….wherever you were” Pinkie said with a smile on her face. I can sense what she is thinking….he has spunk, I like him.

Twilight was confused. This was all a prank? That was nothing more than a way to get a good laugh out of seeing my reaction? And it was by him? I guess he is going to be seeing me a lot sooner than I thought, I just finished the next spell and I have an opening for three days from now. I hope he likes the hole he just dug himself into.

After we left Twilight’s we decided to take a little break from pranking and go over by the pond. I went up to a cloud located just above the pond and laid down on it. Pinkie Pie and RD were still down on the ground talking about something, so I let my mind wander for a little bit. I had gotten a hang of this telekinesis thing and I didn’t even have to concentrate on anything anymore to get it to do what I wanted. I am so happy right now, except for the fact that Twilight is probably going to make it a very revealing spell this time as payback. *gulp*

“Pinkie, watch this” she said as she pointed to the cloud that Kyle was lying on. She took off and flew up until she was right under it. She bucked the cloud and it dissipated. Kyle lost his train of thought and fell past Rainbow Dash yelling various things at her as he fell. She saw him smile and she suddenly found herself being dragged down with him, she was still higher up than he was but she was at his mercy. She heard him call up to her ‘You shouldn’t have done that one Dashie, now you’re going for a swim with me!’. He hit the water and disappeared and a few seconds later she hit the water.

I came up for a breath and saw RD staring at me. “What? You asked for it, that was a soft cloud that for some reason made me think of butter and tears, and you blew it up!” I said to her with a smile. This is madness…..madness?....this is Equestria! *kick* Yay 300 reference! I am on a roll with the references this chapter aren’t I………uh oh, the writer broke the fourth wall.

“Ha, you have to admit it was pretty funny” RD said to me with a chuckle. Funny, I thought I would get a bigger reaction out of my comment than that, all my good jokes go to waste! * sheds man tear* *sniffle*

The rest of the day was spent by the pond with RD and Pinkie. We would jump in the water to cool off and talk about various pranks that we done in the past. Pinkie and I were a lot of the same in that department. When it started to get dark Pinkie said her goodbyes and it was just me and Dash. I offered to fly with her home and she said sure. After she was home I flew home as well and flew in through my still open window. Then I passed out in my bed shortly after.

A/N: As always, I hope you liked the chapter. Here is a little bonus for you all below this, see if you can make another letter that is better! THink of it as a challenge! This one should satisfy your appetite of funny for a while. I will be working on the next chapter tomorrow, expect it up sometime then. Also, in three chapters I will be adding my first arc into the story, read my latest blog if you want more info. Talk to you all soon!

The maroon is my additions.

Hope you like the letter to the princess! I thought it would be a little gift for you for added lolz. Now al least you won't bombard me with questions about what the letter said, seeing as you saw it for yourself. U MAD EVERYONE?

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