“Have you ever seen such aberrations? Ever even heard of such things? You and I both know, creatures like that don’t exist,”
_

I found myself and Sioux Falls out in the street. Sioux Falls got her wits about her before I did. She gave me what was left of our healing potions. The smoking wreckage of the Parking Building were behind us.

“What the hell?” I heard Minty Love speak as she coughed.

The minty color unicorn wonders into view. Her hoof kicks the red bezoar.

“What’s this?” She picks up the stone with her magic, “Aglaophotis? Yes! Ah ah ah!”

Minty Love takes the stone and runs down the street.

“Robinfire!” I shouted, Stumbling through the dusty and pink mist covered streets.

Gunfire rain down from the sky. Sioux Falls and I ran down the street. As we ran misty black figures rushed past us pushing the pink mist away around them. One of the black things past through me and my air left my chest for a moment making me dizzy. The bullets land a few feet next to me chipping the asphalt and I got my butt moving again.

We turn the corner, I could hear the sirens again, Not again, not now I just left the Otherworld. A head of us the mist broke revealing a world of darkness blood and metal. The rusty bull stood in the middle of the grated streets. It aimed it’s giant battle saddle at us priming the weapon.

“Casta Torus,” Sioux Falls says at the sight of the creature.

At the last moment the barrels of the Casta Torus's battle saddle aimed up and opened fire on Dashit who was flying over head. Dashit fires back officially putting the two at war with each other.

Sioux Falls taps my shoulder and points down a narrow alleyway. We ran down it getting out of the battle field. At the end if the alley was a chain link fence witch the two of us jumped. Okay, I jumped Sioux Falls birdie hopped.

My hooves hit the concrete incline of a spillway. I hand to turn my body to the side to stop myself from falling into the water. Sioux Falls screams and frantically flapped her wings a few more times that carried her to the other side of the artificial riverway.

I give Sioux Falls a look,

She looked back at me hyper ventilating, “I…can’t…swim…”

How the heck can a pegasus drown? Can’t they just fly out of the water? I shook off my confusion.

“Well one of us needs to cross,” I point out.

Sioux Falls clinched her wings to her body. “I have a thing with large bodies of water.”

“What do you mean by a thing?” I ask trying to put on a smile.

“When I was a filly I was in this accident with a sky wagon and a lake,” Sioux Falls answers.

“I can sympathies,” I shrugged. “I grew up in an underground stable. I have my own issues with the sky,” I pointed upward with my hoof. “I’ll come over to you okay?”

Sioux Falls nods,

I covered myself in my green glow. My feet lifted from the ground. I slowly float over the water way. Below me I could see head lights shining from under the water. Bubble rise up from the water as something broke out.

Suddenly a spider jumps over Sioux Falls and on top of me. I was underwater, but I wasn’t wet. I was trapped in the bubble the spider creatures carried with them. The air in the bubble made my head feel woozy. The spiders pin like legs swiftly pierce the bubble and my flesh. The contact points start to fell numb.

My pipleg starts casting an anti poison spell. It stopped the spreading of the paralyzing venom for now. But if I was injected with more before the spell recharged. Another down side I can’t use SATS until the recharge.

I violently thrust my horn into the spider’s abdomen, in and out. Black goo ran down by face and into my main. The spider removed its needle legs from me and ejects me from its bubble.

Bloaters start grabbing at me. One bites into my hind leg. I closed my eyes and force all I could in my horn. I parted the water way like Starswirl the Bearded parted the sea. All the monsters were pushed back from me.

Sioux Falls swoops in. She grabs me and I let the water fall in with a loud crash.

>

I take a pack of healing potions off the shelf of the Quick Stop Station. I pulled one out and drank it.

A hairless pony figure lay in the fetal position on the floor. One of the monsters, It didn’t seem harmful so we were letting it be for now.

I grabbed a bag of something called sunflower seeds and opened it with my magic. I dump a hand full in my mouth and chewed. They were salt coated, husks dry not any worst then dry hay. In sided the husks were sweet tasting meat. I ground the whole thing into a pulp and swallowed it all.

“Ack!” Sioux Falls screams.

I turn around the corner to see Sioux Falls finish killing a Pipbuck with a serrated shovel. She spits white globs from her mouth.

“What happened,” I asked blushing.

“I surprised this thing, It was behind the counter,” Sioux Falls explains, “It reared up and sprayed me in the face.”

Sioux Falls looks at the large bag of sunflower seeds I was holding, “You know that a whole bag of that stuff has enough sodium to take out a horse? I’d suggest getting the unsalted kind and packing them in your saddle bag for later.”

“Thanks for the advice,” I spotted a box of sugar glazed mushrooms I had to try.

“There is a chainsaw in the tool shed, I’m going to see if I can get it working,” Sioux Falls told me as she walked out.

I grabbed a dried carrot and muched on it as I walked to the news paper rack. I paused at the rag that had the head line “Is Luna Alive and Married to Bighoof? They are Living in the Woods to gather.” And picked up something more legit.
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Lyra Heartstring died today. As most of you know Lyra is the founder of the Humanity Museum. She survived by her daughter Toxic Love. More on A2

Waterland closeted today after all their dolphins mysteriously disappeared. The mare in charge the unicorn Sea Swirl stated the dolphins soon disappeared after their last show. An act where they sing the Equestain national anthem. More on A1
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Thump!

A loud sound that came from the bathroom startles me. I looked over and seen that the door was closed. Feminine moans started to emit from behind the door.

“No! Littlepip! Don’t look!” A mare screams, no that was my mother’s voice.

I rushed over to the door. When I opened it a blade swung at me. It scraped my muzzel making a cut just under the eyes. I winced as I was blinded for a moment.

“Littlepip please turn away, at don’t look at mommy!” A blur image pops in my head. One of my mother leaning over a bed being rammed by a buck as she screams and moans.

I open my eyes to see the same image but with two, no one monster. It was fused at the hips. The upper half seemed to be having intercourse with the bottom half. The bottom half moaned in a mare’s voice. The forelegs of both the upper and lower halves had long spikes for hooves.

The thing spears at my face as it moves in to attack me. I glow my horn, A cut on my cheek breaks my concentration. Too close quarters to use my magic.

I ram forward spearing the upper half of the creature in the throat. I remove my horn as I dodge an attack from the bottom half. Blood sprits from the gaping hole in the neck.

Grabbing my Keyblade from my inventory and using it to slam down on the neck of the bottom half. I could hear it’s spine crack. The thing falls upon its self and I put the Keyblade through the upper head then approached the bottom head.

The crying thing looked sad and in pain. If I stared at it, it looked like my mother’s face. Crack! The Keyblade went into its skull.

“Yip! Yip!”

“Aaah!” I jump and spin around to see a Spritebot.

“Sorry about that Mira was just telling me he found you,” Mr. Black’s voice came over the machine.

More barking, “Woof, itp ruff,”

“Sorry again, he’s trying to tell you that Celestia is trying to communicate with this world.”

My ears and tail perked up, “Celestia is trying to contact me!” I said excited, “Wait, how is she talking to you?”

“Mira can pick her up on his console,” Mr. Black told me, “It’s a little choppy but he found a way that should boost the signal. I told her that you are in Silent Ponyville. She seemed very excited about that and says she’ll have to do more research with somepony called Life Bloom before risking waking you up.”

“Awake?” I them mumbled, “So? I am asleep at the SPP,” I perked, “So this is all a dream, a nightmare. I don’t even have to worry about dying.”

Mr. Black coughed to get my attention.

“Wait? I’m missing something?” I asked concerned.

“Your theory seems sound but keep in mind this isn’t a normal dream,” Mr. Black tells me, “Powerful magic is needed to save you. Who knows what happens if you die here. Sometimes dreams have a story. I suggest to keep fallowing this one and sees where it leads in the meantime.”

“Umm, Sound advice from a dream pony,” I paused for a moment, “There is that bit with Luna’s body, Maybe her soul or whatever is crying for help and I can’t break the spell until I free her.”

“That would have been another suggestion,” Mr. Black adds, “But I didn’t want to ask you to continue on your quest to help me after this revelation.”

“It’s alright,” I cheered, “Besides if I got wrapped up in this world who knows how many other ponies. Any, all, or no pony I have met on this journey could be real and in the same boat as I. Intel I know for sure.”

“I think there for I am,” Mr. Black mused.

“What?” I asked.

“Just reminding my self- kessska-“

“Some naughty ponies been abusing my Spritbots,” An oddly familiar young filly’s voice came out of the machine.

“Who are you!” I demanded as I secretly aimed my gun at the Spritbot, “I’m Pinky Pie!” The child's voice replied.

“No, Pinkie Pie is not a filly,” A moment of shock goes over me as I realized, “No fucking way, no in this goddess damn fucking goddess world way. Silver Bell?”

The Spritbot cuts out, before the music could start, I put a bullet in it. Sioux Falls came running up. She looks at the new dead monster and sparking Spritebot.

“Happy hunting?” She asked.

I smiled with a replied,

“I guess we should clear our rooms better?” Sioux Falls remarks.

“Well the bot wasn’t your fault it seeked me out,” I told the purple pony as I packed seeds in my bags.

Sioux Falls wrinkled her nose at me.

“Oh, it’s not what you think, I have a friend who has a friend who can heck those things so we can use them to talk to each other,” I explained.

“That’s kind of cool,” Sioux Falls smirked, “But I’d want those things far away when she’s done using them, Um who’s your friend?”

“All I know is is name and I don’t even think that is real,” I answered, “Mr. Black?”

“And you trust this pony?” Sioux Falls asks questioningly.

“Well, as much as anypony at this point,” I shrugged.

Sioux Falls walked back outside to work on her chainsaw again. Outside on a picnic table in front of the station’s shed, Sioux Falls had lots of disassembles parts before her. She worked on this fiercely.

I walked over to check up on what the pony was doing. At this point she had a chainsaw engine half rebuilt.

“Woe, I thought you were just going to do a simple repair not make a new machine?” I remarked.

“I just felt inspired for some reason,” Sioux Falls told me in an odd rushed tone, “It’s like how to make the machine work better just flowed out in front of me. I don’t know, I just feel kind of jazzed up.”

I looked at Sioux Falls for a moment in awe. She was off, I looked at her open saddlebag on the ground. The metal tin shined.

“Liar!” I shouted grabbing the tin with my magic.

Sioux Falls turns, once she realized what’s going on she looks at me in horror. “Littlepip,” She said in a calm tone, “Please tell me what are you doing?”

“You’re a liar,” I snap tears were welling up in my eyes, “You assured me you weren’t taking ment-als.”

“Ment-als?” Sioux Falls gives a confused look then her mouth drops open, “Littlepip it’s not what you think!”

The pegasus shouts reaching for me with her hoof. I toss the little tin as hard as I could with my magic. It flies out into the mist never to be seen of again.

Sioux Falls glares at me angrily, “You bitch you know what you done!”

Tears now stream down my face. I draw my gun and aim it at her. The purple pegasus gives a worried look and takes a few steps back.

“Sorry about that,” I said regretfully, “I just can’t be around that stuff.”

“Littlepip those weren’t Ment-als,” Sioux Falls tries to explain.

“I think we should part ways at this point,” I told the pony, “I surely don’t need to be around somepony like you.”

“Littlepip please!” Sioux Falls cries with tears, “I- don’t want to be alone again! It hurts!”

“I’m lowering my gun down,” I stated, “I’m going to turn and walk away. If you fallow me, I’ll shoot. If we meet again what I’ll do will depends on you. Understand?”

Sioux Falls nod her head.

I holster my side arm and started walking down the foggy street.

As I walked I could hear Sioux Falls shout, “I still love you, you saved my life Littlepip. I just wanted you to know that!”

I put in my earbloom,

“Let it rain, bang bang,
The river’s song, clang clang,
The water takes my breath away,”

DJ Pon3’s voice pops up on the radio, “O boy Littlepip your O counter is up to eighteen. I don’t think you would get up so high so soon I also thought you’d look me up sooner then this? Well it doesn’t matter my dear you have a score high enough for two tips. To make sure you don’t spend them all in one place I’ll give you one now and other once you reach the location I give you. Trust me I’m not going to cheat you or anything it’s just a quality of information issue. You can only take one path. Okay, Robinfire is going to be at the old Police Station. Your pipleg being the magnificent creepy thing that it is will have already put it on your main objectives. Bye Littlepip and remember you damned us all.”

Yep, the location of the Police Station was on my pipleg. It’s on the other side of some kind of river. I’ll have to walk across a drawbridge. Why the hell do they need a drawbridge?

As I examined my map, I had noted a Pipbuck creature wondering not far away. It came closer toward me and I realized it was two of them butting heads like deer without the antlers.

I walked up to get a closer look. These things were taller and did indeed have the body types of deer. They locked faces with flaps.

Suddenly the creatures unlocked. I gasped in shock. These ponies had what looked like giant vaginas for faces. Their flaps pilling back revealing small needle like teeth.

I took one down with a gun blast. The other got over the top of me. I stared down it’s mouth, breath steaming my fur.

After pushing it away I double tapped and hit the other a second in the head with my hindhoof.

Well I was taking my breath, I heard a dog yelp. I ran for the sound, It leads me to a basketball court.

A vaggie pony was eating the body of a large dog. It lifted its head to look at me. The neck spasmed torquing the head in random odd directions. The lips peel back showing me its needle like teeth. Time to take out the Keyblade.

I could see my breath on the air. My muzzle and mane was speckled with blood. I looked sadly at the dead dog. It was a bitch, Something was odd about the nipples on her stomach. I could hear the whines and I realized what it was.

Down the nearby alley, Behind a dumpster I found the baby puppies. I smiled as my heart filled with happiness at the sight. Then my heart sank as I realized their mother was dead. I grappled with the thought of what I should do. I came down to a decision. There was no way for anypony to take care of them. I gently put my hoof on one of the fragile thing’s heads. I let my weight drop.

Squash!

>

Strange it seemed that now I was alone vagina ponies popped up everywhere. I still found the Pipbuck things everywhere. But for every one Pipbuck I ran into there were two vag ponies. Not always stuck to gather.

I only had to take out a gun twice on my way to the drawbridge. Most could be taken out with melee weapons.

The drawbridge made my agoraphobia kick in. At least with the streets I had the buildings around me. The drawbridge was wide open on all sides. Nothing but a pink walls of mist around me. The sight of it made my heart thump and my body sweat. I open a bottle of water to take a drink.

My hooves hit the bridge with a run. I wanted to move fast. If I stop I'll freez-

Woe Nelly, I put on the breaks. Unfortunately I slip in Pipbuck cum causing me to fall on my ass.

Pipbucks, Pipbucks as far as the eye can see. The bridge had them packed neck to neck. Damn, what the fuck? I’m not walking through those.

Screech!

A vag pony jumps out of the crowd and attacks me. As soon as I killed the damn thing, Two more showed up. I had to take out my shotgun and dispatched those too.

I waited a few moments to make sure no more attackers jumped out. I walked over to the side of the bridge. To my surprise the walkway was clear. The walkway also gave me a view right down into to the deep orpheus the bridge hung over.

I tried not to look over the edge as I walked. The crowd of packed Pipbucks to the side of me with the vaggie monsters walking among them didn’t help my nervousness. Yep, a creature jumped at me. I ducked, taking out my Keyblade using it to deflect the vag monster over me and falling into fog space.

I stood up and brushed some random squirts of cum off my coat. I look down at the wet slimy ground making a disgusted face. I really hate the smell of marshmallows now.

My ears automatically swivel around at the sound of flapping wings. I turn to see an undead hippogriff flying at me. I took out and fired my shotgun. The zombie hippogriff crashed into the herd of Pipbucks. I could see the vaggie ponies rushing the thing.

Beeping sirens and yellow lights flash off. Shit! I broke the bridge! I made a run for it. I could hear the gears click as the bridge slowly rose.

A slow high pitched animal squeal crawled from out of the fog. Soon, a giant slab of meat emerged into view. It was as big as a large building and resembled a bent penis with the hole on top of the head. I think the word for the thing would be whale?

I was sliding, What? sliding? With the combination of slick the Pipbuck cum and the ever rising angle of the bridge. I found myself losing my footing a riding the way down.

Pipbucks started tumbling down the side of the bridge. I duck one as it rolls over me. My hindleg snags the railing. I could hear my hip pop and feel excruciating pain as I tumble back upon myself. I found myself backwards seeing the whale pass under the erect bridge.

I hit the bend of the bridge and fall on my chest teeth clacking as I hit the ground. The bridge starts lowering. To my miss fortune the first things to stand was me and the vaggie monsters. Dozens of them charge at me. I pull out my guns and start firing.

>

The black burned remains of the Police Station were a few blocks from the drawbridge. With a dislocated hip it felt like forever.

A gray pegasus mare walks out of the doorway of an untouched part of the Police Station. I stood there red face and sweaty. She gives me an annoyed look.

“Oh, It’s you,” Dragon Scribe said coldly.

I raise my side arm to her. The pony thought this reaction was funny and started laughing.

“What are you going to do shoot me with that banana?” She giggled, “Still think you’re the wonderer of the wastelands? I’ll ask when you’ll get back to reality but I like my pay checks.”

I fired three bullets. Dragon Scribe didn’t even flinch. Even weirder she didn’t have a scratch on her. I slip into SATS and fire at her head. I miss?

“Enough of this Littlepip,” Dragon Scribe sighs annoyed, “I’m not going to deal with you right now. I have my father coming in and he’ll see you soon.”

“Dragon Scribe, this is Alchemilla come in Dragon Scribe,” A tangy voice came from the gray mare’s bag.

The pony takes out a radio. “This is Dragon Scribe,” She replies.

“Minty Love went crazy,” The voice replied over the radio.

“Ugh,” Dragon Scribe rubs her hoof on the bridge of her nose, “Couldn’t she wait until I came back-ack!”

Bang!

“Dragon Scribe are you okay!”

The gray mare puts her smoking gun away as she rips a vag monster apart with her tentacles.

“I’m okay just dealing with a civilian Amber,” Dragon Scribe replied.

“Anyway, you’re near that place where she likes,” Amber tells the pony, “Check it out for us.”

“Okay, I’ll check that lead,” Dragon Scribe answers.

Click,

The Pegasus puts the radio away and walks down the opposite street. I walk into the Police Station slipping in behind her.

I found myself in a shared police pony office area. First thing I did was jammed my bummed leg in a gap of a bench. I bite down on my teeth as I pulled as hard as I could on my leg. It went back into place with a pop and a scream. I groan in relief.

As I was recovering from my ordeal, I spotted a black binder that looked like it was recently moved or put there due to the lack of dust. There was a report in side.
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Psychopathy Report #2 Research Request.
Report #1 focuses on our leaders mainly Celestia, Luna, Scootaloo and the Ministry Mares.
Ruthlessness, fearlessness, mental toughness, charm, persuasiveness and a lack of conscience and empathy. As stated in my last report these are traits that are useful under certain conditions. Job where these personality traits thrive attract people or cause them to develop psychopathic personalities.
One of these jobs are law enforcement. Due to the nature of this occupation I would like to analyze the personalities of your officers. I’m highly anticipating interviewing Prophet Bless by the way.

Dragon Scribe
_

Feeling better I broke into the weapons and ammunition locker. I loaded up on two shotguns two small guns and one rifle and flash grenades. I found armored barding, Even the ballcap hats were armored. I put them on and flipped it backwards. I ate one of the half pound bags of seeds because I was hungry and it gave me room for more ammo.

Then I walked up to the bulletin board,
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Dash

I have found out that the use of Dash is on an all time high through the city. I even found some at the precinct maybe using or selling the drug. I put Prophet Bless in charge of investigating these reports among our ranks. Please answer any questions he has with respect. We are all on the same side.

Chef Boxcar
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On the other side of the board was another note,
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Fire Investigation Report

Punny Cuts and Hard Gut officers under the commanded of Prophet Bless’s Internal Affairs unit were last seen in the evidence storage area before the fire started. They claim to have been there to inventory the amount of Dash in the locker. The locker the fire started in. I want them as well as Prophet Bless to report to my office as soon as possible for reinterviews.

Lieutenant Beltlet
_

I walked around to the jail cell room. I smelled the creature before I could see it. It smelt sweet and of rot. The Pipbuck creature was in a cell rearing up on its hindlegs. I had to turn away when I saw what was in the cell next to him.

Some sick fucker tied a mare’s thighs to the bar of the cell next to the one the Pipbuck was in. It was fucking her, it’s cum pooled at their feet mixing with blood and urine. The mare’s head was lying on top of the cell’s sink, her hooves tied around the pipes. The mare weakly swallows as water trickles into her mouth. She could have been living like this for days. If I had to guess the Pipbuck could live forever from the best I could tell.

She had a pipbuck around her foreleg. The machine not the creature. Witch told me she was an officer.

Smeared on the wall above her were the words in blood. “I Diamond Dog Dare You.”

I picked the lock opening the mare’s cell. The mare didn’t seem responsive to me. After removing her bindings she didn’t fall to the ground to my dismay.

I wrinkled my nose as I looked at what I must do. Damn, what the fuck, The two beings were stuck firmly in coitus. The mare’s rear parts were so swollen I wasn’t going to pull her free from this thing. I stabbed the Pipbuck in the head with a combat knife I picked up from the police locker. Then I moved to the base of his cock and cut into the member. It was rough like cutting into a rope-

Pisssssss!

An explosion of white goo came out of the side of the monster's penis. I squeal and fall on my butt covering my face as the room is sprayed in a white fountain. I had about enough of this shit and stabbed down on the member finally severing it.

I could taste the sweet on my lips. The thought of it made me sick. As the mare hits the floor, she unleashes a horse scream. Her body conversed in a seizure, rolling over on her back. I jammed the butt of the knife down the mare's mouth to stop her from swallowing her tongue.

There was a pop, as the dismembered cock and cum flew out from her hole. I watched her breathing stop. Her distended stomach shrank as a white and red streaked liquid flowed out of her.

What the fuck? My mine tried to cope what the hell I just seen. What the fuck just happen? I sat there in shock. My body felt funny, a familiar kind of funny.

I looked at the dead mare, her deformed stomach and the fluid on the floor. No, no, no, this was like a scene from a dirty comic I read once. Like a cartoon. Goddess no, What the fuck?

I was crying, I didn’t know when I started crying. It didn’t feel like I was crying but I could feel the tears.

The funny feeling of my body was stronger. It felt ment-alish. It had to be the disconnection I was feeling. My mind raced replaying the events. Trying to figure out what I could have done. I could have gave her a healing potion before untying her.

“Or a bullet in the brain,” The nasty little pony in my head added, “Then again you wouldn’t be feeling that wonderful crash of failure you would be right now.”

“What do you mean?” I sincerely replied to the voice in my head. Out loud and everything. What the fuck is happening to me?

“Oh come on that twitchy mental feeling? You know what gambler's high is?” The voice answers, “That rush when you lose, You’re baking in it right now as you sit here in shock. Its why you take risks Littlepip, your mommy’s little pony after all.”

I was snapped back to reality by the heave of my stomach. I frown as I realized I puked on the dead mare. My mine started to buzz off again.

“Holy fucking shit!” A buck’s voice shouts, “Littlepip? Oh fuck Littlepip!”

I felt myself get tugged. There was a blur of moment then. Yeah! Wet!

I look around dazed, I was in a shower room. Prophet Bless was a cross from me sitting on his hunches. I was naked? Eeeerk! I screamed and kicked whacking Prophet Bless in the groin.

“Ah!” Prophet Bless rolls over on the floor.

“Prophet? What the hell?” I gave a confused look as I get to my feet.

“I found you in that detention area,” Prophet Bless groaned, “Goddess, you looked horrible.”

My head still felt ment-alish and I paused as my brain recalculated the events that happened to me. My eyes filled with tears. Prophet Bless looks up at me. From this angle he really looks like Homage. My heart flutters. He must have felt it because he moves in for a kiss. I scream again and kicks him in the groin again.

“Littlepip will you please stop doing that!” Prophet Bless whines cradling himself.

“You kissed me asshole,” I shouted blushing.

“You asked me to,” He snapped.

“Asked!?” I yelled.

“Okay with your eyes,” Prophet Bless yells back.

“I-um-,” I squeaked, I couldn’t say I didn’t.

“Got something to say?” Prophet Bless asks smugly.

“It’s not what you think,” I answered nervously, “This is going to sound weird.”

“You look amazing when you’re blushing,” Prophet Bless flirted.

Goddess shut the hell up! I tried to give the buck my best you want another because the third time’s the charm look.

“You look like my marefriend,” I told as seriously as I could.

Prophet Bless blushes, “A girl? That’s how you see me?”

“You’re just a feminine looking buck,” I joked.

Prophet Bless laughs. “So this marefriend who is she?”

“Her name is Homage,” I answered.

Prophet Bless leans in close, “Sure you’re not open to bucks, I believe my type of love making is compatible if you want to just stick to what mares can do?”

“She’s as sexually aggressive as you as well,” I deadpanned.

“I thought I’d ask but really would I be your type of buck?” Prophet Bless wonders, “Like if you were looking for a baby daddy?”

An image of Calamity comes to mind. “That’s none of your business!” I blushed.

Calamity would be the only buck I’d trust. In a none romantic sense of cores. I wouldn’t be able to stand the idea of some stranger’s foal in me and he isn't that bad looking of a buck. Plus a pegasus foal would be awesome. If Velvet Remedy knew I had thought this she’ll probably kick my ass.

On second thought, she may lift my tail herself for him to enter. Being it a simple reproduction matter. More of a business affair and not really a love affair.

And repressing now,

“So you do have a type,” Prophet Bless teased.

“Could you leave me the fuck alone,” I snapped, This buck was wearing thin on me.

“Will you be sad when you are alone?” Prophet Bless asks.

Again this buck made me speechless. It was only for a moment, “Okay, you got a point,” I shook off the water with a whinny.

“So, who’s the buck you were thinking of?” Prophet Bless ask cheerfully.

“Wha?” I answered confused.

“The baby daddy one?” Prophet Bless explains.

“I don’t want to get in an awkward situation if you ever meet my friends,” I told him.

“So, how many buck friends do you have then?” He smiles back.

Something moves on the wall behind Prophet Bless. My eyes refocus to see a moving mirror. The mirror thing was kind of ram shaped but it walked low to the ground. Its face were like two heads fused at the cheek.

“Prophet!” I shouted.

Prophet Bless grabs his night stick as he turns. He smashes it against the head of the mirror pony. The head cracked like glass. Blood leaks through the cracks. As the creature was stunned, The buck slips into SATS, He takes out the creature’s knee cap and sends a hoof down on its head.

Prophet Bless yelps as glass pierced his hoof. I turned the shower on for him. He puts his hoof under the water. I use my telekinetic magic to pull the glass shards out of his limb.

“So, what kind of buck doesn’t like to look at his face in the mirror,” I teased him.

“What!” Prophet Bless snaps pulling his hoof away.

“I just assumed,” I looked at him honestly, “I noticed monsters seem to be related to the ponies who are around. At least I believe that to be true.”

Prophet Bless sighs, “Yeah it’s true.” The buck pulls out a talisman from under his shirt. It smelled of ozone and tinny. The thing must of burnt out. “This is enchanted to hold back one’s personal demons. This magic does not work for those around me.”

“So, it’s basically some kind of purification talisman,” I noted.

“Yes,” Prophet Bless nods his head, “There is something wrong with you Littlepip, you emit so much negative energy I don’t know why.”

“I burnt out your talisman then?” I realized.

“I guess so,” Prophet Bless looks at the piece of gem and metal confusedly, “You must of spiked or something.”

“I see,” I look down thoughtfuly and sad. “That mare, we should do something with the body.”

“What body?” Prophet Bless asks

“What body? that mare in that room you found me in with that creature!” I shouted.

“Littlepip all I saw in that room was that monster and you covered in that white slime tweaking out,” Prophet Bless explains.

“That’s not true,” I cried.

“See if you want,” The buck told me.

Down stairs there were two more mirror rams. We took them out with gun fire. We decided to call them Mirrorlings because they crawled like bugs.

Other than the bloody monster and cum spewed out on the floor. The detention area was empty.

Back in the office room I spotted a photo portrait hanging on the wall. I point my hoof at a mare standing the crowd.

“That’s the mare I seen tied up.” I stated.

Prophet Bless gives the portrait a hard look. “That’s Officer Beltlet, I haven’t seen her since the survivors of the city were order to the Stables.”

“Do you believe me about her being dead?” I asked getting emotional.

Prophet Bless sighs, “There are more things in Silent Ponyville then heaven and earth as dreamt of.”

We went to the burnt part of the police station and built a funeral pyre. As the fire burned I started having flashes of visions.

Maggots the size of my hoof were crawling on the walls. They made whining sounds. The sounds made me think of the puppies I killed.

I closed my eyes and ran out of the room screaming.

“Littlepip!” Prophet Bless chased after me. He touches me with his hoof. I whack it away with my own hoof. He yelps in pain and holds his wrist. “Littlepip what’s the matter?”

“Puppies,” I cried, “I killed them all. Their mother was dead. I couldn’t help them. The only thing I could do was kill them before they suffered a slow death”

“Puppies?” Prophet Bless gives a questioning look.

I wipe the tears from my eyes, “I don’t know why but I had to get that off my chest.”

The buck gives me a kind look, “You’re just a good pony Littlepip.”

“Hello?” I heard Robinfire’s voice as she walked into the station.

“Don’t shoot, Seen I fire,” She replied.

“It’s me Littlepip!” I cheered, “The buck with me is Officer Prophet Bless!”

“Prophet,” Robinfire walks into full view. She gives a confused look at him, “But that’s no-“

“Robinfire! I haven’t seen you since you were transferred to Apple Bloom’s Stable,” Prophet Bless interrupted, “How’s your husband doing? Aren’t you two pregnant yet? I heard rumors, I guess there not true if your here.”

Robinfire drops her tail and gives a very sad look taking a few steps back backing out of the room.

“Oh, sweetie what happened to your horn?” Prophet Bless walks toward the orange formerly unicorn.

“Stay Away!” Robinfire cries.

“Honey, it’s okay,” I give Robinfire a concerned look.

“Understand you-“

“I once investigated her for selling Dash,” Prophet Bless sighs. “I was hoping she would be a forgiving pony.”

I glared at Robinfire,

“Not true!” She shouts defensively.

“Yeah, it wasn’t her,” Prophet Bless rubs his jaw, “Her husband gave me a punch once.”

“I don’t think she’s afraid of you because of that,” I point at my horn. “She had an accident, it affected her brain.”

“Robin, I’m so sorry,” Prophet Bless replied to the orange pony.

Robinfire just lowered her head. I turned away, seeing her like this made my heart ache. “I’m going to explore upstairs.” I told the ponies.

An eye was looking at me, A big giant eye. What the fuck? It peered out a hole in the wall. I had a feeling the eye made the hole. I didn’t want to know how an eye puts holes in the wall.

I unlocked the chief’s office. He had a computer terminal sitting at his desk. I decided to risk hooking my pipleg to it. To my surprised nothing dangerous happened. A message pops up on my pipleg.
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I’m writing this to admit my sin. I helped the mob that burned Luna’s body. We had to, she refused to remove the clouds. As you may have heard or even seen yourself. Those of us who are immortal are those who first appeared in Silent Ponyville. We are immortal because we saw God. I’m not talking about Celestia or Luna. It’s hard to explain. God has no will, God isn’t even alive, God is truth. Those who seen that truth are immortal and youthful because of that.

Luna sealed God away with the clouds. Out of sight, our power over God was diminished. We lived our lives and started having children. Our children aged, we didn’t.

I was head of Luna’s royal guard at the time. Scootaloo who took command as Luna’s second told me that once Luna seen how angry we were that she would unveil God making our children immortal. Then the fire started. Luna didn’t run from the fire. She would rather die than make our children immortal. But she didn’t die. Being the Olympian that she was she lived after her limbs burned away and her internal organs were roasted.

Luna is now in a coma and could never clear the sky in her state. I kept mine and Scootaloo's roles quiet. For that Scootaloo made me head of the Silent Ponyville’s federal police.

Chef Boxcar
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FOOT NOTE:
If you kept Sioux Falls in your party, her lover would have appeared at the Police Station instead of Prophet Bless.