I’ll be very honest, after that last chapter, I just about quit. But, thanks to my friends, we’re still rolling.

Welcome to chapter 8, Rainbow Dash’s chapter. This is the second largest chapter to date. My friend KillerSteel wanted in on this chapter and I figured it’s the least I could do for him helping me through this so far.

So, let’s go ahead and jump in. 120 Days of Blueblood, Chapter 8

        twow: And that’s another bottle completed.

        Pinkie: (from TV) T? Why are you making all that brain bleach?

        twow: Because I’m going to bleach the fuck out of my mind after I’m done.

        Pinkie: Are you sure that’s safe?

        twow: Nope!

        Pinkie: Aww T...

        twow: I know Pinkie. That last chapter almost ended it though.

        Blueblood: And are you ready for the next one?

        twow: I really fucking hate you.

        Blueblood: I know.

        twow: You have no idea.

        Pinkie: T, I argued with the prince until I got a gift for you.

        twow: And that gift is?

        (The lab doors open to reveal Killer Steel, Rainbow Dash and Derpy Hooves)

        twow: Pinkie, I fucking love you right now.

(Steel and Rainbow Dash walk in like a pair of rock stars, sunglasses over their eyes as they stroll, calm as ever, into the lab.)

        Steel: Yo.

        Rainbow Dash: Sup?

        Derpy: (hugs twow)

        twow: Damn guys. All three?

Steel: We’re rolling out in force, buddy. (Flicks up his sunglasses, grinning) No way I wouldn’t participate in this.

(The lab doors slam shut and lock.)

twow: Well, let’s do this then.

Rainbow Dash: (Flicks up her sunglasses) Heh, with our track record, this’ll be nothing, Steel.

Steel: We’ll see, Dash. Let’s do this.

(Both of them sit down at the desk.)

Derpy: You only have this and two more?

twow: That’s what the fucked up unicorn says.

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

Steel: Love doing that!

"Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered"

        —Thomas Paine

twow: Course not. You have to kill it with fire.

Rainbow Dash: I prefer a heavy bat.

Steel: Fire’s so classic, though!

After receiving the latest reports from Fancy Pants,

        Steel: Stocks were crashing that day.

        Rainbow: The market wouldn’t survive this.

 Prince Blueblood walked down the hall with a giddy smirk on his face. It had been a struggle, but after two long months, the children were finally right where they should be in their training. Soon, it would be time for their deflowering and ascension.

        Derpy: I’ll grab the roses!

        Steel: I’ve got the halos!

        Rainbow: Can’t forget the robes!

        The prince entered his chambers feeling accomplished, yet thoroughly exhausted. He marveled at how tiring it was to break the will of a child.

        twow: Harder than it was last week.

        Derpy: It was a Tuesday.

        Steel: Those kids, man. Harder to break than a soldier!

        Blueblood was about to walk over to his bed, when he stopped cold. The prince's heart skipped a beat when he realized that there was somepony already lying on his bed.

        twow: OH BOY.

        Derpy: Oh mai.

        A stealthy blue pegasus had entered the prince's bed chambers.

        twow: Aw, shit.

        Rainbow: Prepare to be amazed.

 She was clothed in black, and wore a religious veil that hid her rainbow-colored mane from the world.

        twow: Aw...FUCK.

        Steel: Ready, Rainbow?

        Rainbow: Heck yes.

        Steel: (Glares at the screen)

        The mare was dressed as a nun from his aunt's religion,

        Steel: The Church of Shiny Things.

 the Church of the Holy Sisters.

        twow: Eh. Close enough.

 She wore a silver necklace of the sun and moon as a symbol of her loyalty to the princesses. Her tight black habit accentuated every curve of her body; making this "forbidden fruit" even more desirable to the prince.

        Derpy: Don’t eat the apples!

        Rainbow: Darn it, I haven’t eaten today!

        The black veil covered all but her blue face, while the white collar was the only contrast to her otherwise solid black outfit. Her blue, feathered wings poked through two holes in the back of her robes, which served to make the holy sister seem even more angelic.

        twow: Beautiful...

        Rainbow: Yeah, I am.

        Glancing over at his window, Prince Blueblood saw that it had been forced open from the outside.

        Steel: A golf club lay against the wall.

        Rainbow: Best breaking and entering ever.

        twow: She pulled a Jack.

        Derpy: “A mare chooses, a slave obeys!”

        Steel: I still hate him!

        "You should consider some new locks, my prince," the nun said coyly.

        Rainbow: “Those old ones were easier to break than your face is gonna be!”

        "Locks to keep ponies out have never been an issue before," Blueblood said calmly as he walked over to the window and closed it shut, "I find it much more pragmatic to focus on locks which keep ponies inside."

        twow: “While I screw their brains out.”

        Rainbow: “So forward. Not even any dinner, Princey?”

        As he stared at the nun, Blueblood realized that he had never met a mare like her before. In this day and age, rumors of Blueblood's cruel debauchery were known throughout the kingdom. He was hated by the citizens of Canterlot and throughout Equestria.

        twow: And a lot of people on Earth.

        Derpy: Really?

        twow: You have no idea.

        Steel: Sadly, we do.

        "Let them hate me," Blueblood thought, "so long as they fear me."

        Rainbow: I’m not scared of him, though.

        In spite of the mortal peril, this nun entered his private chambers willingly and without fear. He marveled at the indomitable spirit she must possess in order to dare trespass against him.

        Derpy: It was a long flight.

        twow: “Damn it! I have a wing cramp!”

        Rainbow: I hate those! Always right as I’m about to do a stunt!

        "You're a long way from the chapel, Sister," Prince Blueblood sneered, "What drove you to seek my chambers this night?"

        twow: “Your soul. I wanna eat it.”

        Rainbow: With some lima beans... (Supps her lips with an evil smile.)

        "I'm guilty of a sin," the nun said as she averted her eyes from the prince and blushed. Blueblood raised an eyebrow. He glanced around his room at the large painting of orgies which hung on the walls.

        twow: “Spread em.” (smacked by both mares)

        Rainbow: Like I’d even waste the time on spreading him!

        "My bed is not a confessional," Blueblood said, bemused, "but if you feel you must unburden yourself, then by all means tell me of your sin." The nun paused for dramatic effect before speaking.

        "I've been coveting your ass," the mare said flirtatiously as she gave Blueblood a seductive stare. The prince knew she wasn't referring to a donkey.

        All: NO SHIT.

        Steel: Oh God, first alliteration, now he thinks we’re idiots.

        Rainbow: This is just insulting!

        twow: Damn it! I almost missed that!

        For the first time in a long time, Blueblood felt slightly unnerved. Mares never lusted after him, unless they were merely feigning desire in a desperate attempt to save their family's lives. But this... This was altogether different.

        twow: Dude, it’s not that deep. She wants your dick, give it to her.

        Steel: Oh, she wants it alright.

        Rainbow: Steel...

        Steel: Just keep reading!

        Prince Blueblood decided to remain aloof and poured himself a stiff drink while addressing the nun.

        twow: Bet that’s not the only thing that’s stiff. (brained by both mares)

        Rainbow: You’re about to BE a stiff in a sec.

        "Trespassing within my private chambers is a crime punishable by death," Prince Blueblood said, coldly, "Why risk your life for a chance to know me intimately?"

        Derpy: “I’m insane?”

        Rainbow: “I lost a bet?”

        Steel: “I won the lottery?”

        "Your name is a golden bell hung in my heart," the mare said, passionately, "I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name." The nun seemed sincere in her desires, but Blueblood was still suspicious.

        Rainbow: (GAGS) So SAPPY.

        "What of your vow of celibacy?" Blueblood said, "You may not care if harm befalls your physical body, but I know a devote mare like yourself would never jeopardize the 'purity of her soul' for the pursuit of carnal knowledge."

        Steel: “Purity of soul? Psh. Overrated.”

The nun stared at Blueblood as though she had already thought this through in her mind.

        Rainbow: “Then, I’m gonna crack his head against the counter...”

        Steel: “Nopony will find the evidence...”

        "It is written in the princesses' scriptures that 'whatsoever goeth into the mouth doth not defile the body, but whatsoever cometh out of the mouth defiles the body,'" the mare said, "So, I reason that fellatio isn't a sin, provided that I swallow."

        Derpy: Seems legit.

        twow: Bitch wants to get LAAAAID.

        Rainbow: Quiet.

        Blueblood could tell she was wresting the scriptures to suit her sinful desires, but he wasn't about to point this out. The slutty virgin was in want of a good screw and Blueblood was only too happy to supply it.

        twow: Trust me, we know.

Steel: ‘Supply it’? Mate, in this world, you wouldn’t be worth five seconds of a mare’s time.

        Thoroughly convinced of her sincerity, Blueblood set his drink down and joined the nun on his bed. He lay on his back, allowing her full access to his currently-flaccid stallionhood.

        "I'm ready for the worship service to begin, Sister," Blueblood said, mockingly, "Come lie with me and prepare your sacraments."

        twow: And don’t forget to tithe 10%.

        Rainbow: Don’t forget... the worship always ends with a blood sacrifice!

        The nun crawled over to the prince and stared reverently at his penis. Bowing her head, she offered a prayer before continuing.

        "Dear Celestia," the nun said. "please bless this meat I'm about to eat, that it may nourish my body with rich, healthy seed. In Luna's name I pray. Amen."

        Derpy: I just barfed in my mouth.

        Steel: Well, at least she won’t have a lot to eat...

        Blueblood couldn't help but smirk at her religious compulsion to offer supplication before every meal. The nun then lifted the prince's pulsing package and pressed it to her lips. She could feel his hot shaft growing stiff as she licked it up and down.

        twow: BLUH.

        Derpy: He’s doing it on purpose now.

        Steel: Should start a tally... (takes out some paper and scribbles down three lines)

        Rainbow: You aren’t gonna have enough paper in the world, Steel.

        Steel: Can’t blame a guy for trying!

        Starting from the root of the penis, she licked the underside of his shaft in one continuous motion until she reached the tip. The nun took the cock head into her mouth and suckled on it, running her tongue in circles around Blueblood's fleshy knob. When she released his prick, a brilliant sheen of her saliva coated his bulb and slowly dripped down his shaft.

        Steel: The saliva was given the Nobel Piece Prize for Theoretical Physics.

        Rainbow: I’m so proud of it...

        "Celestia, forgive me," the nun said as she played with the tip, "but I can't help myself."

        "You needn't live in fear of my aunts," Blueblood said assuringly, "I stopped caring about what they think long ago. It is fate that rules us, my little pony, not any god or goddess."

        twow: Besides, it’s not like they’ll care.

        Derpy: They’ll probably join in.

        Steel: Doesn’t Fate imply a higher power?

Rainbow: Given Blueblood? I don’t think even God himself would be able to keep him down without twisting his little head off.

        "But my lord," the mare said, "by right of your power, nothing is beyond your reach. You're a god amongst ponies!"

        "I'm no god!" Blueblood snapped back, "Unlike my aunts, I'm still regrettably mortal." There was a hint of jealousy in his voice, as Blueblood resented the oppressive march of time, which his aunts had somehow managed to subjugate to their will. The fact that they had kept their secret to eternal youth hidden from the prince was a sore subject between them.

        twow: They slice the shit out of the throats of virgins. Not that deep.

        Derpy: WHAT?!

        twow: And that chapter was actually the least worst so far.

        Steel: At least they died... reeelatively quickly!

        "Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are Goddesses," the nun said sincerely.

        "So says the kingdom, and so its citizens prefer to believe," Blueblood said, bitterly, "Such myths are useless to me."

        After that heated exchange, neither pony spoke for several minutes. The only sounds made were by the nun as she sloppily sucked his shaft.

        twow: (facedesks)

        Derpy: Twow?!

        Steel: (Marks another one on the tally)

        Rainbow: Jeeze, this makes me sound like a pro.

        Steel: You aren’t? (Kicked in the balls by Rainbow.) OH GOD.

 Taking him an inch at a time, she leaned her head down until she felt her gag reflex take hold. The nun drooled and sputtered on Blueblood's member while trying to please him. The prince closed his eyes and shuddered in prurient pleasure as she nibbled his noxious knob.

        twow: Oh come on!

        Derpy: Ignore it twow!

        twow: I can’t! It’s taunting me!

        Steel: Aaaaand again... (marks it down)

        "Aunt damn it!" Blueblood said, "A mare with such a pleasant tongue has no right to be celibate."

        Steel: So the Princesses are Goddesses.

        Rainbow: Make up your mind!

        The nun was unable to respond, as her mouth was quite full. She breathed heavily through her nose as she bobbed her head with a faster tempo; much to the delight of the prince.

        I'm starting to doubt your innocence, sister," Blueblood said, "To have become so adept in fellatio, you must surely have serviced other stallions before."

        Derpy: Maybe she just likes suckers.

 She slid his shaft out of her mouth and took a gasp of air before responding to his statement.

        "I swear, my prince, you are my first," the nun said breathlessly as she licked around the root of his cock, "My sudden onset of carnal skills came by taking a leap of faith. Our personal growth comes from spontaneous acts without the benefit of experience."

        twow: (puts cellphone down) Sorry about that, I was just calling bullshit.

        The nun lowered her head and managed to fit the prince's testicles inside her mouth. She sucked on his balls, delivering just enough pressure to keep it from becoming unpleasant. Blueblood moaned in approval.

        "Bring your cloistered clit closer," Blueblood commanded, "I wish to prepare it for when I enter your holy of holies."

        twow: (faceceilings)

        Derpy: How in the what?!

        Steel: (Marks it down while looking up at him) Aaand again... damn.

        The nun obeyed his command and repositioned herself so that she and the prince were in a sixty-nine position. Her lips wrapped around his dick as she struggled to take his entire length.

        Rainbow: Oh come on! My mouth’s way bigger than that!

        Derpy: Um Rainbow? Might have been a bit too much info there.

Rainbow: Are you kidding? If my mouth was that small, I’d be dead from starvation... well, granted point.

        The nun's flowing black habit enveloped Blueblood. He lifted her layers of clothing to expose her...

        "Metal chastity panties?" Blueblood said dubiously.

        twow: Wut.

        Steel: The blacksmiths were mighty proud of that one! They don’t get out much.

        Underneath her habit

        Steel: was a hobby.

, the nun was wearing cast iron underwear designed to preserve her virginity. The crotch of the panties looked like a Venus Flytrap, although a penis flytrap would have been a more accurate moniker.

        Derpy: That sounds really annoying.

        Steel: Maybe those blacksmiths are a little overprotective...

        Her glistening virgin mound was covered by a thin vertical gash in her iron undergarments. Each side of the metal opening was lined with long, narrow spikes that jutted out at an angle, making any type of penetration impossible. Her metal muff buffer also stopped her from pleasuring herself.

        twow: (facefloors)

        Derpy: How in the hell did you DO that?!

        Steel: (Marks it down) Well, points for flexibility.

 The only thing that could safely pass through the spiked slit was her urine whenever she relieved herself.

        twow: ....

        Steel: Yeah... this is just...

        Directly above her serrated snatch shield was another opening located over her anus.

        twow: HE’S DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!!!!!

Steel: Wow.

Rainbow: See? Not enough paper in the world.

 It was ironically shaped like a heart and was just small enough to make buggering impossible.

Steel: Should give ‘em to Celestia. Then she could really show her love to her friends! (Kicked in the balls by Celestia) AUGH.

twow: Smooth Steel.

        Blueblood smiled as he imagined the nun's shit coming out in heart-shaped logs as it passed through the metal hole. He reflected on how cumbersome it would be to regularly clean such a device.

        Derpy: That would be AWFUL to clean.

        Steel: Bleach. Loooots of bleach.

        Rainbow: That’d HURT.

        Above the metal heart was a third hole for her rainbow-colored tail to poke through.

        With a loud, wet slurping sound, the nun allowed Blueblood's tool to slide out of her mouth.

        Rainbow: So he has a hammer down there?

        twow: STOP. Hammertime!

        "I can sense you're staring at my chastity belt," the nun said, "Celestia insists that her nuns wear them at all times because it's very important that we are kept pure for her."

        twow: That’s so she can cut your throat later.

        Rainbow: Apparently I’ve got Peeker Sense.

        Steel: A vital skill for any mare.

The nun was unaware of Celestia's real purpose for keeping them virgins and was content to follow her commands blindly.

        Steel: “Virgins disappearing from the streets? Naaaah, nothin’ wrong there!”

        Rainbow: “The Guard’s really not keeping up.”

        "Pitiable wretch, with your caged clit,"

Steel: Oh good GOD.

twow: ...

        Derpy: Let it go twow...

        Steel: I’M starting to feel it now, Derpy.

 Blueblood said, "What must it be like to live without pleasure?"

        Rainbow: “Pretty good.”

        Steel: “More time for teaching.”

        "I experience pleasure by helping others," the nun said, assuringly, "There are joys to be found in this world beyond the physical."

        Derpy: Like what?

        twow: If I make the joke, I’ll be deemed as racist.

        Steel: Riffing, a more spiritual practice.

        "Save the liturgy for your congregation," Blueblood said contemptuously, "Instead of presuming to give me advice, you should instead focus on giving me head. You're much better suited for the latter."

        twow: I guess you could say that she’s aHEAD of the game! (smacked by everyone)

        Steel: Break out the 101 books, you need a refresher after that one!

        "As you wish, my prince," the nun said as she resumed servicing him. She could feel the warmth of his penis against her tongue as the pulse of his throbbing member matched the rapid beat of her heart.

        twow: It’s like a twisted love story.

        Derpy: Like Twilight?

twow: DO NOT UTTER THAT NAME. Unless you’re talking about our friend Twilight, that’s cool.

        Blueblood could feel the pressure building in his balls

Steel: “SHE CANNA TAKE MUCH MOOR, CAP’N!”

 as the nun brought him closer to orgasm. While he had hoped to cum inside her untapped twat, Blueblood would have to settle for shooting his seed down the nun's throat, as no penetration could be made without first removing her cumbersome cunt container.

        twow: (facewalls)

        Derpy: O_O

Steel: (Marks another one down) Wanna bet on which breaks first, his face or the wall?

Rainbow: Betting on the wall.

        "My prince, you are like the shimmering stars in the night sky," the nun said passionately as she kissed his knob, "For years I flew to you, knowing full well I could never reach you; yet I continued to try in spite of myself."

Rainbow: Oh dear CELESTIA. Again?

Steel: The alliteration?

Rainbow: No, making me sound like a lovestruck pansy.

Steel: And the alliteration?

Rainbow: ... Yeah.

twow: Damn it.

        "And now that you've finally caught your star, my little sparrow," Blueblood said, "How does it feel?"

        "Your passion burns with the heat of a thousand suns," the nun said, "I fear your brilliant radiance will sear me, both body and soul."

        Derpy: It’s gonna burn her.

        "Enjoy the warmth while you can, Sister," Blueblood said, "for we shall all eventually grow cold in the chilly embrace of death."

        twow: And we all can’t WAIT for when it’s your turn.

        At the mention of the word 'death,' the nun's heart started to race. Now that Blueblood was sufficiently distracted with his impending release, the nun began to proceed with her divine mission.

Rainbow: Oooo, now I’m interested...

Steel: Heeeere we go...

        Reaching her right fore-hoof within her robes, she clandestinely produced a lightning bolt-shaped dagger, which she concealed from the prince's view. The handle of the blade was attached to her hoof with metal clips to hold it in place.

        Derpy: Wait, she’s gonna kill him?

        twow: :DDDDDDDDDDD

        Steel: ...

        Rainbow: Lighten up, Steel! We’re gonna have a proper ending to this fic!

        Her chastity belt was positioned directly above Blueblood's face. Without giving him time to react, the nun sat down on his head, pressing the sharp spikes into his right cheek. Moving quickly, she scooted her crotch across his face, scraping her metal panties against his skin and creating deep gashes.

        twow: Damn. That’s some commitment right there.

        Steel: World’s deadliest underwear.

        Blueblood let out a scream of pain and surprise

        Steel: And by God, it was music.

        Derpy: The soundtrack went platinum.

 as hot blood flowed from the fresh wound in his face. The nun turned around to face the injured Blueblood. Squatting at the foot of the bed,

she brandished the dagger and held it threateningly to the root of his erect cock.

        twow: This is wrong, but I feel so happy right now.

        Rainbow: Now just a quick stroke, and the fic’s over.

Her other hoof was pressed against his member to hold it in place.

        Blueblood dared not move a muscle, for fear of losing his stallionhood. The nun and Blueblood stared angrily at each other. Blood dripped from his face onto his chest and bed. The same blood also coated the spikes on the nun's panties.

        Derpy: Why are you waiting?!

        Rainbow: Yeah, seriously!! CUT HIM! CUT HIM NOW!

        "Where are the children?!" the mare screamed, "What have you done with them, you unholy bastard?!"

        twow: Oh shit. Is this the nun Scoot was talking about?

        Steel: Spectrum.

        Rainbow: Wait, what? Scootaloo? Steel, what the hay is this!?

        Steel: ... Just keep reading.

        It quickly dawned on Blueblood that the nun's seduction had all been a clever ruse to rescue the orphans.

Rainbow: Oh holy Celestia...

 Now, he found himself bleeding from the face as a blade was pressed threateningly against his member.

        twow: Which SHOULDN’T be there anymore!

        Steel: Fics can’t be wish fulfillment. Damn you, rules!

        Realizing that any sudden movements would jeopardize his tool of conquest, Blueblood kept perfectly still. The nun impatiently awaited his response as she pressed the dagger against his erect flesh.

        twow: I swear, if she doesn’t swing that thing...

        Steel: Something else will be, that’s for sure.

Blueblood thought about the children held captive in the dungeon. He imagined the pained screams they would make as their anuses were sodomized for the first time. These thoughts were enough to bring the prince to climax.

Steel: Aaaand this is why I’m not gonna let anyone near my kids.

Derpy: What. The. Fu-

twow: Derpy!

Rainbow: She’s right! Steel, you never told me about any of this!!

Steel: Sorry. Thought you knowing that would lead to a lot of broken computers.

Rainbow: I’m gonna break you in half after this!

        The nun's head was positioned above his cock. Blueblood let out a groan as he ejaculated into her right eye. The prince's first shot of semen partially blinded the nun. She flinched from the stinging discomfort, which offered Blueblood a small window of opportunity to defend himself.

        Steel: Sadly, his movement caused his member to be sliced. The End, let’s go home.

        twow: Yay!

        He used his strong hind legs to kick the nun square in the chest, which sent her toppling to the ground.

        Derpy: (handing out earmuffs) You might wanna put these on guys.

        Steel: (Chugs some AJ Daniels)

        Rainbow: (Snatches the bottle and chugs as well)

        twow: WHY DIDN’T YOU CUT IF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF????!!!!!

        Rainbow: IDIOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

 Blueblood sat up while holding a fore-hoof to his bleeding face. The pain was mitigated by the pleasure of his orgasm, as the last several spurts of Blueblood's seed fell upon his satin sheets.

Steel: Euphoria. Apparently, a great painkiller.

Rainbow: AFTER I CLEAVED HIS FACE OPEN.

        The would-be assassin landed on her hooves with impressive agility.

        "I kick ass for Celestia!" the nun shouted before brandishing her dagger and recklessly charging Prince Blueblood.

        twow: Okay, that’s a sweet battle cry.

        Steel: Oh hell yeah.

        Rainbow: FINALLY, she sounds like me! I KICK ASS FOR CELESTIA!

        Steel: Probably shouldn’t shout that in public...

        "Death to tyrants!" the nun said as she flew more rapid then eagles while aiming her blade at Blueblood's neck.

        She had originally hoped to gather information from the prince before severing his stallionhood. With Blueblood now able to defend himself, killing him became the nun's new top priority.

        Derpy: If you had killed him, you still could have looked for the foals.

        Rainbow: Nnnn... yeah, I coulda kicked butt right through the castle.

After purging the Royal Sisters' castle of his evil influence, the nun would search for the missing children.

        Rainbow: Great minds think alike, Derpy!

 She would find where Blueblood had hidden them, even if she had to take the castle apart stone by stone.

        Steel: Brick by brick, stone by stone, cock by cock.

        Rainbow: Because NONE of those stallions deserve theirs!

        "Celestia and Luna!" the nun cried, "Give me the strength to punish the guilty!"

        The prince grit his teeth in rage as blood flowed from the gash on his right cheek. The nun confronted Blueblood on the bed as the two indomitable wills clashed. Neither one gave an inch as they wrestled over possession of the dagger.

        twow: How in the hell is he stronger than Rainbow?

Steel: ... That’s a really good question. The Reason? (Kicked in the balls by the logic of the universe)

        Rainbow: Yeah, let’s not do that...

        "You contemptible cunt," Blueblood hissed as he headbutted the nun.

        twow: (faceplanets)

        Derpy: What.

        Steel: (Marks another one down, looking over at Twow) Went right through the floor...

        Rainbow: Dang.

The two fell off the bed together and continued to wrestle on the floor. She spat in his face as her saliva mingled with the blood from his wound.

        Steel: He died from the resulting horrific infection. The End.

        "You dishonor the Holy Sisters with your sins," the nun said, as she struggled to overpower Blueblood, "You've only been allowed to live this long because the princesses would not deign to soil their hooves by squashing such a loathsome insect."

        twow: Or...because it’s their fault that he’s like this.

        Rainbow: You’re kidding.

        Steel: Nope.

        "You damned, deluded fool!" Blueblood said, laughing,

        twow: (facesuns)

        Derpy: Oh twow!!!

        Steel: That’s gonna be one great tan.

        (Far off, at Canterlot Castle)

        Celestia: I feel a disturbance in the Sun!

 "You don't know the true nature of the gods you worship! It will be an act of mercy to end your wasted life."

        Rainbow: Says the stallion who only cares about getting off.

        twow: To foals, no less.

        The prince pinned the nun to the ground as a look of insane rage filled his countenance.

        Steel: The audience laughed anyways, due to the cut.

 Pressing his hooves against her windpipe, Blueblood started choking her. In spite of the tense nature of the situation, the manic libertine managed to make jokes at the mare's expense.

        Derpy: Because that’s...I got nothing.

        Steel: People like abusive relationships...?

        "Seeing as you're already blue," the prince said, "I wonder what color you'll turn when I choke you?"

        Derpy: Purple.

        twow: The answer is B.

        Steel: Errr... red?

        Rainbow: Good question.

        The nun's eyes went wide with fear as she felt her strength waning.

        Rainbow: (Eye twitches, grip tightening on the bottle)

 Her vision became blurry as her lungs cried out for oxygen. No longer possessing the strength to fight back, the nun's limbs hung limp at her side.

        Rainbow: (Shaking uncontrollably)

        Derpy: Rainbow...

 Her assassin's dagger clattered against the ground. Just before everything went black, she reflected on her mission and the children she had failed.

        twow: And bares the question of why you didn’t slice his dick off at the base.

        Rainbow: (Burning holes in the monitor with her eyes)

 A loving orange pegasus stuck out in her mind.

        "Scootaloo," the nun said weakly, "my... little angel..."

        Rainbow and Derpy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—

        twow: Aw shit.

        Rainbow: (Smashes the bottle on the table) YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

        Then everything went black.

        twow: Break. Now.

        Steel: (Flicks his hood up, shaking his head) Aye.

Steel: And that, ladies and gentleman, is why I hate Chapter 8.

Rainbow: Scootaloo’s in this!? Steel, tell me right now what you read! Tell me!

Steel: When we’re only halfway through? You’ll find out soon enough. But Scootaloo is in this.

Rainbow: S-She didn’t RIFF this stuff, did she?!

Steel: No. Unlike you, she’s still a kid.

Rainbow: Thank goodness... still, why didn’t you tell me anything?

Steel: Tough stuff to share, and it’s the kind of thing that you have to walk in blind to do properly.

Rainbow: ... You read all this, so why’re you doing it?

Steel: Call it a sacrifice for a friend. You’re my best partner as well, so I couldn’t just let you fellas do it alone.

Rainbow: Well, aren’t you suicidal.

Derpy: It’s okay Rainbow. At least you didn’t have to read chapter 5.

twow: Bluh.

Derpy: You doing okay?

twow: No.

Rainbow: The PROBLEM is I wasn’t told about any of this story before I came here.

twow: I wasn’t told about any of it, and I’ve been here for the entire story.

Rainbow: You should get a freakin’ medal for this.

Derpy: When we get out of here Rainbow, we are heading straight to the princesses.

twow: Der-

Derpy: No, I’m tired of this. Maybe they’ll help or SOMETHING.

twow: ...I guess.

Rainbow: No. After this CHAPTER, I’m going to them. This is insane.

Steel: Rainbow, we aren’t going to them. Not yet.

Rainbow: Are you crazy!? Why’re you two torturing yourselves with this!?

Steel: I tortured myself when I read through the story. Right now, I’m backing up a friend so he doesn’t get banished.

Rainbow: You’ve left out so many facts of this, Steel.

Derpy: Why shouldn’t we go to them Steel?

twow: It doesn’t matter Derpy. We’re here, so let’s get this done.

Derpy: I’m going to bring this up again.

twow: ...

Steel: And I’ll answer the question. But after this chapter’s done. Rainbow, you gonna manage?

Rainbow: I’ve dealt with worse... just hits a sore spot with Scootaloo being in it.

Steel: Then let’s keep up the pressure.

twow: This is gonna hurt like a bitch.

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

        When the nun awoke, it was sometime the next day. She was in the back of a wooden cage being pulled through Canterlot by a pair of Royal Guards.

        Steel: She was the main attraction of the Canterlot Circus.

        Rainbow: Hey!

 She had no idea how long she had been unconscious or where she was being taken. All the mare knew was that she had failed in her mission to assassinate the prince.

        twow: No shit.

        Derpy: Be nice!

        Rainbow: To her? I would’ve cut his dick off and threatened him with his LIFE.

        She rubbed her sore neck, which was bruised from the prince's hooves. Her whole body ached, but there was an especially sharp pain in her back. She tried to spread her wings, when a sickening realization dawned on her. The primary feathers on her wings had been clipped, making flight impossible.

        twow: And I’m actually surprised he didn’t pull a Pinkamena and cut them off.

        Derpy and Rainbow: (shudders)

        Steel: Something to play with later?

        Rainbow: You’re sick.

        She had never felt more vulnerable in her life. The trauma of being incapable of flight, mingled with her mounting sense of hopelessness prompted her to vomit in a corner of the cage. She wiped the puke from her mouth as she stared out the wooden bars and attempted to get her bearings as to where she was being taken.

        twow: (singing) “A town called...New Jersey!”

        Steel: Oh Lordy... I don’t need to be thinking about Jersey Shore right now!

 Compulsively, she pressed a hoof to her sun and moon necklace and rubbed it to invoke the protection of the Holy Sisters.

        Steel: A brown missile was fired from the castle and hit Blueblood in the head. The—

        Rainbow: I can see there’s more. Stop getting my hopes up.

        Before the mare knew what was going on, the cart shuddered to a stop. Her heart was pounding in her chest as the door to her cage opened. Two stern looking guards pulled her out by a rope tied around her neck.

        Derpy: The rope wasn’t necessary. She couldn’t fly anyway.

        twow: Bad Derpy! Stop trying to think of nice things they could do!

        Steel: Besides, it’s obvious what the rope is for!

        Escorted by the guards, the nun was led up some wooden steps onto a platform. After making the climb with regrets, she saw a truly terrifying sight.

        twow: It was Mare Do Well.

        Rainbow: “Darn it, Twilight!”

        Steel: She’s dead.

        Rainbow: Oh. “Darn it, Fluttershy!”

twow: (twitches)

Steel: Sore spot.

Rainbow: Whoops.        

        In the middle of the platform was a tall upright frame from which an angled blade was suspended. This blade was held in place with a rope. The sinister device was used to carry out executions by decapitation and was known as a guillotine.

        Derpy: Well...at least it’ll be quick?

        Steel: It’ll be about as ‘quick’ as Chapter 5.

        twow: (twitches harder)

        Standing beside it was a very sullen looking Prince Blueblood. White gauze was tied to his face over his right cheek. The nun would've taken some small measure of satisfaction in disfiguring his face, if she weren't afraid for her life. A sizable crowd had gathered to watch the humiliation and execution of the attempted assassin.

        Derpy: He didn’t do that one on purpose twow! Don’t hurt yourself!

        Rainbow: I shouldn’t even BE an attempted assassin! HE. SHOULD. BE. DEAD.

        "You are here today to bear witness to the execution of a vile assassin in the guise of a nun," Blueblood said to the crowd, "A creature who's depravity is rivaled only by her blasphemy."

        Steel: Who is depravity? Ha, Rainbow’s Depravity!

        Rainbow: Ahhh, grammar errors. I missed you so much!

        The nun looked out into the crowd. They stared at her silently as

        Steel: A hero suddenly killed Blueblood in front of them all.

        Rainbow: Seriously? Going bad story tropes now?

        Steel: If anything, it’s to make this story more tolerable. Gimme a bad OC!

        twow: Starlight, I choose you! (smacked by Fallen)

        Derpy: I’m not even surprised anymore.

        Steel: You learn to accept these things, Derpy.

 Blueblood spoke. Some members of the audience looked sympathetic towards her, while others smiled with sadistic glee at the prospect of a public execution.

        "The loathsome wretch dared to confront me in my bedchambers

        Steel: “And beat me at a hoofwrestle!”

," Blueblood said, "Through sheer cunning, I managed to subdue the assailant and thwart her assassination attempt."

        twow: (stares at the screen)

        Derpy: What are you thinking?

        twow: I’m trying to decide if it’s worth slamming my head into the TV.

        Steel: Pinkie, can you afford a new one? (Marks a few notches down on his tally)

        Pinkie: Yup! And T would probably just make a new one!

        Several members from the nun's congregation stood in the crowd, including a fellow nun, Sister Sunflower.

        Sister Sunflower's coat was a dark pink, with a pink and light pink striped mane that was hidden behind her black veil. Her cutie mark was three smiling flowers. She was the head teacher at the orphanage and had become despondent after six of the orphans were taken away.

        Rainbow: TAKEN AWAY!?

        Steel: So continues the downward spiral.

        twow: Oh damn. I just realized that’s Cheerilee.

 Her grief was multiplied as she watched helplessly while her best friend was led to the guillotine. Sister Sunflower got as close to the platform as possible, before her path was blocked by Royal Guards.

        Derpy: Get out of there before they find a hair wrong and put you up there!

        Rainbow: How DOES she do her mane like that, anyway?

        Steel: Blood of small children. (Kicked in the balls by Cheerilee) HNGH!

        Rainbow: Seriously, stop lining yourself up for that!

        twow: Where in the fuck did that COME from?!

        Sister Sunflower wanted to say something in defense of her friend, but she knew that any show of support would brand her as an accomplice. All those who felt sympathetic towards the accused remained stone silent, fearing for their own lives.

        twow: Which makes my repeat my question. Why don’t they rise up against Blueblood?

        Steel: We read about that in the last chapter, didn’t we? Too afraid to.

        twow: It’s still a valid question.

        Rainbow: Cowards, the lot of them.

        "For her treacherous crimes, this rainbow-maned assassin shall be put to death," Blueblood said as he gestured to the guillotine, "We're going to make her twenty percent shorter in ten seconds flat."

        twow: FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!

        Steel: Oh, that’s real nice. I’M not allowed to use memes, but he is? BULLSHIT.

        Rainbow: It wasn’t even that funny!

        "No!" the assassin screamed as she tried to run, only for her rope to grow taut. She flapped her now useless wings in a desperate escape attempt. Some of the more sadistic members of the audience laughed at her futile struggle.

        Derpy: And were promptly choked to death by chocolate muffins.

        twow: They never saw it coming...

        Steel: Always the evil baker on the corner.

 Sister Sunflower looked away. She couldn't bear to watch her friend's anguished flailing.

        "Guards, do your duty," Blueblood said. The nun prayed loudly as she was led to the guillotine.

        "Oh, Celestia!" she cried, "Oh Luna! Why have you forsaken me? Have mercy on your poor servant! I was only trying to do your will!"

        twow: Ehhhhh...

Derpy: I’m sorry, but if they caused him to be like this, then they wouldn’t want him dead.

        Rainbow: But... wait, the Princesses made him like that?

Steel: It does offer pause, though. Blueblood’s the kind of stallion you’d definitely want dead. Useless, loud, obnoxious, a prideful conqueror by every extent. Everything that the Princesses want to HIDE.

        This last sentence gave Blueblood a moment of pause. He approached the nun as her head was placed between two blocks of wood to hold it in place.

        "What was that, you blighted bint?"

        twow: (facetrees)

        Derpy: There’s a tree in here?!

Rainbow: Huh... reminds me of Twilight’s first sleepover. Heh, AJ still laughs over that night.

 Blueblood said, "You claim to be doing the will of my aunts?"

        "I failed to fulfill their orders," the nun said, despondently, "I hate failure."

        Blueblood smacked the nun's face in an effort to make her focus on his question.

        "What do you mean?" Blueblood asked, "Who ordered the assassination?"

        twow: “Well, there was this little voice in my head...”

        Steel: “I saw them!”

        "I was granted an audience with the divine," the nun said reverently, "While I was saying my evening prayers, Celestia and Luna appeared in my bedroom. They told me of your wicked deeds and your plans for the children. While their purity prevented them from killing you directly, they found your abominations worthy of death.

        twow: Rainbow, did you just go batshit insane?

        Derpy: The Princesses are gonna deflower them as well! I think.

        Steel: More fun for them!

They absolved me of my sins and commissioned me with a sacred duty. I was commanded by the Goddesses to end your evil reign and save the children from corruption."

        Steel: Ding.

        Thinking about the orphans caused the nun to cry again.

        "Please!" she begged, "I know my life is forfeit, but please show mercy to the children! Don't taint their souls for your perverse pleasure!

        twow: (facewalls)

        Derpy: Ouch.

        Steel: That definitely left a dent...

        Rainbow: Even I can’t do that. Wow!

Spare my precious little angels, I beg you!"

        The prince was no longer listening to her pleas.

        Steel: All that sperm he keeps flinging everywhere clogged up his ears.

 He had stopped paying attention to the nun after she mentioned being commanded to smite him.

        Blueblood slowly turned his head and stared at Canterlot Castle with a sense of foreboding. If the nun's story was to be believed, then that meant somewhere inside the castle, his aunts were plotting against him.

        Derpy: I could get down with that.

        twow: (singing) “Yeah! Get down!” (smacked by both mares)

        Steel: Ugh.

        Had Celestia and Luna really ordered him to be assassinated? Was the nun telling the truth, or was she just a deluded religious fanatic? Did she merely imagine the Royal Sisters paying her a visit, or was she the first in a series of his aunts' assassins bent on his destruction?

twow: If they all suck as much as Rainbow did, then you SHOULD be fine. No offence Rainbow.

        Rainbow: None taken. I’ll show you how good I can assassinate later, anyway.

        Steel: ... (Simply makes a cautious glance at Rainbow)

        Blueblood looked out into the audience with a twinge of fear in his countenance. He felt the pain flare up in his face wound as he wondered who amongst that crowd would be the next attempted assassin.

        twow: (facescreens)

        Derpy: Are you going to keep doing stuff like that?!

twow: I’LL STOP WHEN IT DOES!

        Steel: Or when your medical bill gets too high...

"If only all of Canterlot had just one neck..." Blueblood thought, bitterly.

Steel: That’s nice. I just pictured Canterlot as a massive hybrid organism.

Rainbow: Oh Luna in Heaven, that’s— (gags)

        Regaining his composure, an evil smile crossed Blueblood's lips.

        Derpy: “Time for cupcakes.”

        "If my next assassin is out there," Blueblood thought, "I'd better show them the price they pay for failure."

        twow: Fuck. Now Rainbow’s going to suffer.

        Blueblood stood in front of the nun while facing the crowd. She could see his balls and ass at eye level.

        Derpy: Is that gonna be on the test?

        twow: Yes.

        Derpy: (writes something down)

        Rainbow: That’s one weird test...

        "Let the fate of this traitor to the crown serve as a warning to you all," Blueblood said, "Naught but humiliation and death awaits those who defy Prince Blueblood!"

        Blueblood stepped aside and gave a nod to his Royal Guards. Several armored stallions stepped forward and the nun could tell they were all sporting massive erections.

        twow: .....

        Derpy: Hang in there twow. You to Rainbow.

        Rainbow: Trying, darn it... trying...

        "Oh, Goddess!" the nun exclaimed, "No, please! Mercy! Mercy!"

        Her flowing, black dress was ripped to reveal her unattractive cast iron underwear. A series of snickers arose from the guards and several ponies in the crowd. The modest nun blushed and tried to hide the shame with her tail.

        twow: If that’s supposed to be there if you’re a nun, why are you ashamed?

        Derpy: Because they don’t understand.

Rainbow: (Blushes) If the underpants were meant to be taken off... there wouldn’t be a darned opening.

        A unicorn guard used his magic to levitate a hammer and chisel over to the nun. With several well placed hits, the metal panties cracked and were soon removed. The nun flicked her tail as she felt a breeze blow across her bare bum for the first time in nearly a decade.

        twow: Letting that one go.

        Derpy: Really?

        twow: My brain moved. I think.

        Steel: That’s devotion though!

        Rainbow: Jeeze, I don’t think the breeze would be something everypony would notice...

        A pale blue pegasus stallion with a dark blue mane stood at attention as the nun's virgin marehood was exposed.

        "Soarin'," Blueblood said, addressing the pegasus, "As my new Captain of the Guards, you may have the honor of deflowering her cunt."

        twow: (spazzes out)

        Derpy: Oh no! Bre-

twow: No Derpy. Not yet. For me and Rainbow, we’re gonna need to speed though this. Please.

Rainbow: That son of a...

Steel: (Bows his head, using his hood to hide his face) And here we go...

        Soarin' smiled and ruffled his feathers as he approached the immobilized nun.

        "No!" she begged, "Kill me now, please! Grant me a swift death, rather than this lingering ignominy."

        Derpy: I need a new dictionary.

        twow: “The Blueblood Edition 2013”

        Steel: “Featuring 300 different ways to say penis!”

        Rainbow: “Alliteration is our greatest subject!”

        "A quick death is far too kind for you," Blueblood said, venomously, "A filthy traitor such as yourself deserves torture first."

        The nun cried and struggled futilely against her restraints. She whimpered pitiably as the Captain of the Guards drew ever nearer.

        Derpy: Get AWAY FROM HER!

        Steel: Oh God, this is like that Britney Spears thing. “LEEAVE HER ALOOONE!”

        Soarin's cock was what helped secure his new position as Captain of the Guards.

Steel: Wow, Equestria’s military must suck pretty hard! (Kicked in the balls by Luna) OH GOD!

 Filthy Rich had requested to be put in charge of finding a suitable replacement after the previous Captain committed suicide.

        twow: Hmm. WONDER WHY THAT HAPPENED.

        Rainbow: Armor’s dead too!?

        Steel: You don’t wanna know why.

        Filthy Rich made his selection after conducting a queer orgy in which he was buggered by all willing candidates. Soarin' stood out as the clear winner, as his cock was one of the most beautiful and majestic tools Filthy Rich had ever laid thighs on.

        twow: And read that again knowing that a male wrote that.

        Derpy: Ewwww.

        Steel: Simply fabulous!

Soarin's stallionhood was almost always upright, and could fill a pint measure to the brim with only four discharges.

twow: Wut.

Derpy: Is that possible?!

Steel: I’m... not... sure. I’m gonna consider him a freak of nature for the moment.

Rainbow: (Blushes a deep red) Holy Celestia...

        Soarin' mounted her and savored the moment before penetration. Precum dribbled out of his tip as he rubbed it over her virgin pussy lips. Some of the more lecherous members of the audience broke the silence with an obscene chant.

        "Rape the whore! Rape the whore! Rape the whore!" a group of stallions chanted.

        twow: Alright, grabbing the space/time sword...

        Derpy: No twow!

Steel: If you can reach out to that world, just kill ‘em all. Spare the innocent a life in that world, and punish the guilty.

        Emboldened by the crowd, Soarin' lunged forward.

        Steel: He flew off the stage and—

        Rainbow: STOP IT.

 His hips connected with her rear in a shocking display of public sex. Several ponies cheered, while others looked away ashamed as the nun shrieked in pain.

        twow: Where the fuck were you during Twilight’s rape then?

        Derpy: Didn’t ALL the ponies in the town have to join in?

        twow: Not join. They had to watch it.

        Rainbow: (Glares at Steel)

        Steel: Just as bad if you ask me. (Hair lights on fire from Rainbow’s glare) Like that.

        Derpy: Rainbow! Stop it!

        Rainbow: HE’S HIDING SO DANG MUCH FROM ME.

        The mare's hymen tore, causing her blood to drip off of Soarin's balls and onto the stage. Her pained screams pierced the heavens as the Captain of the Guards pounded her pussy raw.

Steel: “Your’s will be the scream that pierces the heavens!” (Kicked in the balls by every anime fan out there) ACK!

twow: Holy damn.

        "In the name of Celestia, take it out!" the nun cried, "The pain... it's unbearable!"

        Derpy: “It’s like eating a raw Pop-Tart!”

        twow: “IT’S NOT POP-TARTS!”

        Soarin' showed her no mercy as he deprived her of modesty and virtue.

        twow: And when you are murdered, I will do the same.

        Steel: We will sing praises of the brave nun.

His powerful thrusting caused the platform to creak and the mare's knees to buckle. The pounding vibrations caused the guillotine to wobble and sway. The blade was held in place by a rope, so there was no chance of it falling prematurely. The nun was forced to endure everything Blueblood had prepared before she would be granted the sweet release of death.

        twow: joy....

        Soarin's dangling balls slapped against the nun's belly as he continued rutting her marehood from behind. The sensation of his sack rubbing against her clitoral hood was starting to arouse previously unknown feelings within the mare.

        twow: Wut.

        Derpy: Oh...that belt. She’s never had this before.

Rainbow: Oh HECK NO. I AM NOT ENJOYING THAT!

        "My prince," Soarin' said, while thrusting, "Far be it from me to question your methods, but I have doubts as to the effectiveness of this torture."

        "Oh?" Blueblood said, "And why is that, Captain?"

        "Because this bitch is so wet, she must surely derive pleasure from being raped," Soarin' said.

Steel: I like how Bronystories isn’t even adhering to Ye Olde Equestrian for his perversity.

        "'Tis a lie!" the nun said, sobbing, "How can one derive pleasure from so vile an act?"

        twow: NO ONE CAN. I SHOULD KNOW!

        Derpy: (hugs twow)

        Rainbow: (Joins in, shivering)

        "You tell me," Soarin' said, "The scent of your arousal hangs in the air like a lustful breeze. My shaft is slickened by secretions from your moist mare mound.

        twow: (facemoons)

        Derpy: I don’t think Princess Luna is gonna like that.

        (Far away, in Canterlot Castle...)

        Luna: Strange... I just felt something deorbit... (Flies off to fix the moon)

Don't try to deny it."

Steel: Nothing to deny.

Rainbow: It’s not POSSIBLE for me to enjoy something like that!

twow: It’s not possible for ANYONE to enjoy it.

        Much to the nun's dismay, her body betrayed her by lubing the instrument of her rape. Blueblood took great satisfaction as the humiliated nun wept.

        "Be diligent in your duties, Captain," Blueblood said, "Upon your release, another guard shall take your place until all have had their chance."

        twow: I hate you so much right now.

Derpy: You’re scaring me twow...(hugs again.)

        The nun's eyes went wide with fear at the prospect of several sweaty stallionhoods spewing sperm inside her.

        twow: (facegalaxies)

        Derpy: What?!

        Steel: The stars won’t be aiding in ANYONE’S escape after that one!

Soarin' shook his hips in an effort to penetrate her further. His testicles rubbed against her clitoral hood until the mare's dam burst.

        "Oh, Celestia!" the nun said, as she climaxed for the first time, "Forgive me for this shameful release!"

        Derpy: It’s okay Rainbow. You’re just confused.

Steel: That really should’ve never happened...

Rainbow: (Jaw drops)

        The mare came on Soarin's cock as the new sensation of an orgasm rocked her body.

        "Impudent slut!" Soarin' swore angrily, "You dare to cum before me?"

        twow: Because she had a choice. Jackass.

        Steel: I’d logic, but Bronystories already lost the respect needed for me to do that.

        Any pleasurable feelings derived from her orgasm were mitigated by the pain in her loins and the shame in her heart. All the nun could do was hang her head and cry.

        Rainbow: Why aren’t I kicking him?

Steel: The Reeeeeea— (Kicked in the face by Starswirl the Bearded, who quickly escapes through a time portal)

Rainbow: Yeah, like that! I should be kicking him like that!

twow: Twilight would have lost her shit if she was here.

        Eager to be done with her, Soarin' increased the tempo of his thrusting. The Captain of the Guards arched his back and let out a moan as he dumped his load inside her tight tunnel.

        twow: (facestars)

        Derpy: That can’t be healthy.

        Steel: Eh. Long as he didn’t hit a blue star, he’ll be fine.

 Soarin's balls released four thick streams of semen into her womb. With a contented sigh, Soarin' pulled his member out of her bloody, oozing hole. A pint of gooey white jizz, interspersed with her virgin blood, dripped out of her vagina and onto the stage.

        Rainbow: I’m never looking at a stallion again...

        Before the nun had time to recover, the next guard mounted her. He was a larger earth pony guard, who stunk of sweat and sexual frustration. He had a yellow coat with a light green mane and was known as Invictus.

        The guard was so named because, no matter what he did, his erection was perpetual.

        Derpy: So like, whenever he wants?

        twow: I think he’s just more sensitive than most.

While his penis was relatively small for a stallion his size, he put the other guards to shame with his god-like virility. Those with larger cocks would have difficulty stiffening after a certain number of ejaculations, but Invictus' member rose at the slightest touch, regardless of the quantity of discharges he produced in a day.

Steel: So how’s he not dead? Doesn’t matter his virility, his heart’d give out after a certain number of rounds.

twow: I’m gonna regret this, but it’s GOTTA be the reason. (thrown into a wall by a grown-up Spike)

Steel: Shit!

Rainbow: STARSWIRL KICKED YOU IN THE FACE, AND YOU’RE SURPRISED BY THAT!?

        Invictus leaned over the nun's back and placed his fore-hooves on the wooden bracer holding her neck in place. She could hear his heavy breathing, which caused her entire body to shake in fear.

        Derpy: That would freak me out also.

        Steel: Don’t wanna meet that guy in a dark alley way...

        The nun whimpered as she felt the tip of his shaft press against her torn pussy. She screamed as the second slick shaft lunged into her lubed lacuna.

        twow: (facepalm/desks 2x combo)

        Derpy: How in the what.

        Steel: (Desk bursts into flame from the combo) Toasty!

There was much less resistance this time, due to the mare's blood and Soarin's cum lubricating her passage. The nun's body twitched in agony as her body was ravaged repeatedly.

        Rainbow: Can we read a clopfic after this, Steel?

        Steel: Sappy romance?

        Rainbow: Sappiest you can find.

        twow: I got one with you and AJ.

        Rainbow: Not really into that, but it’ll do.

        Derpy: If we don’t mention the alliteration, he won’t hurt himself...

        Steel: (Quietly marks down another instance)

        Blueblood stared into the audience and saw several stallions jerking off to the proceedings. Their lack of moral shame brought a tear of joy to his eye.

        Steel: (And another)

        twow: (face-)

        Derpy: NO YOU DON’T.

        "My royal subjects!" Blueblood said, beaming with pride at the wanton debauchery on display, "Those who wish to prove their loyalty to the crown are encouraged to spill their essence on the traitor's face. Let your common seed stand as a shameful testament to her vile deeds.

        All: ...................................................................

        Rainbow: ... Oh come on...

        Steel: Don’t worry. They will. (Sonic Rainboom’d in the balls. Collapses.)

The testicular testament was soon underway, as stallions clamored onto the stage.

Steel: (Just manages to scribble another mark on the tally, twitching in utter agony)

twow: (quickly faceknees)

Derpy: Wow. That was pretty good.

Rainbow: Eh. Seven outta ten. Hitting a whole galaxy was more impressive.

 Each one was eager to ejaculate on the nun's face and show deference to the prince.

        Two lines had formed around the nun. One line was for the guards to take turns raping her cunt, and the other was for stallions to cum on her face. She was forced to suffer the stench of their crotches combined with the atrocious taste of their salty semen.

        twow: (faceswords)

        Derpy: TWOW.

        twow: It was the flat side.

        Rainbow: He’s getting snot all over the story! Do it again.

        "Repent sinners!" the nun cried as the stallions violated and molested her, "You will all burn in the fires of Tartarus, lest ye repent! Don't trade your immortal souls for the fleeting pleasures of the flesh! Repent, before its too la... ack!"

        twow: I’m sure that they are all fucked.

Steel: Tartarus DOES exist, so Blueblood’s... well, Blueblood’s wrong from the very start! HA! This whole STORY is wrong from the get go!

        The nun's pleas were stifled when her open mouth was ejaculated into by a particularly pent up pegasus.

        twow: (faceuniverses)

        Derpy: ......................how.

Steel: (Turns into a dragon from the entire universe shifting) Woah... that was a weird trip.

Thick ribbons of sperm landed in her mouth and on her snout. She choked, sputtered and spit out whatever she could.

        Invictus gave a triumphant shout as he sprayed a healthy load of semen into her womb, before quickly pulling his rock-hard shaft out to accommodate the next guard in line.

        twow: “Here you go my good sir!”

        Derpy: “Oh, jolly good!”

        Rainbow: “Next!”

        The stallions grunted and groaned as they violated her from both sides. This gross humiliation caused the already flustered nun to blush a deep red, which was obscured from view by a healthy coat of semen on her cheeks. In addition to covering her face, stallion seed was also splattered on her religious head covering.

        twow: Worst Nightmare Night mask ever.

        Steel: Pretty sure some of the fellas would argue!

        Rainbow: I’ll Sonic Rainboom you in the crotch AGAIN if you don’t shut up.

        Steel: (Whimpers)

 The mare's sun and moon necklace knocked against the front of the guillotine as her pussy was pounded from behind.

        After all the guards in attendance had taken their turn, the assassin's twat had become looser than a slutty contortionist.

        Derpy: Do not want to know if possible.

        twow: Do not want at ALL.

 The nun's vaginal muscles felt as though they were on fire.

        Rainbow: After that? I’m pretty sure they’re LITERALLY on fire!

        twow: “I fell into a burnin ring of fire...”

        Rainbow: ... Ewww.

 Her cunt was filled to the brim with semen from more than a dozen guards and her face was thoroughly drenched in hot pony splooge.

        twow: Guess you could say that...ya know what. I have no idea.

        Derpy: That actually scares me twow.

        Steel: It’s enough to make the Dead Sea alive again!

        Rich, sticky ejaculate dripped off the nun's body as she stood shaking. She reeked of sex. Her tears mingled with the semen on her face, creating a cocktail of salty secretions.

        twow and Rainbow: (hugging)

        Derpy: Oh no. It’s getting to them.

        Steel: ...

        There was only one pony left, whom Blueblood had specifically saved for last. An audible gasp was heard through the crowd, as this pony was rarely ever seen by the public.

        twow and Rainbow: (softly weeping)

        Derpy: Hold up Steel. Give him and Rainbow a minute.

        Steel: (Merely nods)

        Derpy: (furious) SOMEpony is going to pay for this! I’m tired of twow reading this!

Steel: (Glances up at the monitor) Blueblood, I know you’re still there. You wouldn’t dare miss this.

        Blueblood: No, I’m here. I think you might want to talk to the pink mare first.

        Derpy: Pinkie? What’s...

        (Pinkie appears on the screen, her mane flat.)

        Derpy: Oh. That’s bad.

        Steel: ... Blueblood... when I get out of here, you and I are gonna have a chat.

        Pinkamena: I’m sorry Steel. When twow and Rainbow...I couldn’t watch!

        Derpy: It’s okay Pinkie. Well, it’s not, but I know what you mean.

Steel: Pinkie, you shouldn’t be apologizing. I wanted to talk to you about coming in here for Chapter 8 anyway, so throwing me in was what I was hoping for. Rainbow’s gone through this sort of deal with me in the past, so it’s nothing new... just a new low for her. But... well, not really sure what to say. This story is a special kind of torture for those who aren’t used to the dark ways of the world. The one who should be apologizing, and will be apologizing, is Prince Microdick over there.

Blueblood: This was never supposed to affect any of the ponies...

twow: Hey dumbass! This is a story about not just anyone, no, YOU raping and killing them and you’re making them read it. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?!

Steel: A question I’d like answered is... what do you think is going to happen, Princey? When we’re all out of here, and when the story’s done? (Grins) There won’t be anything left for anypony to find...

Blueblood: You do realize that if you kill me, you’ll all be in trouble.

twow: I think I could live with that.

Pinkamena: Listen twow. Right now, threatening isn’t gonna do anything... Are you okay Rainbow?

Rainbow: (Holding twow in a one-legged hug) I’m... I’m holding up, Pinkie. But this kind of stuff... it’s different. I’ve gone through more clopfic readings and riffs with Steel than I can count, so all of this is just another day for me... but... how can anypony be so cruel? Even writing this, it’s just... what hole did this author crawl out of?

twow: Don’t know. But at least let me promise Rainbow, we’ll stick this one out together, okay? Just stay by me.

Rainbow: Heh. The last thing I can do is surrender... just another story, right Steel?

Steel: It’s what you make of it, Rainbow. But you’re tough enough to fight through, especially with the rest of us behind you and T.

Derpy: And if it helps at all, just keep hugging him! That’s what I did during “Derpy’s Finest Hour.”

Rainbow: (Wraps Twow in a big hug) Well, it’ll help him at least! I think I’ll stay away from stallions for a while though...

twow: Cuteness overload!

Pinkamena: I’m sorry guys, but you’re almost done. Want me to send the rest?

twow: Go ahead Pinkie.

*BUZZ*

All: We’ve got story sign!

        "It's the hunchback of Canterlot Castle!" a stallion from the crowd said, alarmed.

        Steel: OHGODMYCHILDHOOD!

        twow: Why you be ripping off good movies? WHY?!

        Steel: IT’S LIKE HE KNOWS!

        The deformed stallion was an earth pony who had a bright red coat and mane the color of charcoal.

        Steel: RED AND BLACK OC, YES! I can start laughing now!

        Rainbow: (Simply clings to T a little tighter)

        twow: It’s alright Dash.

        Derpy: Ahhh! It’s evil!

        Steel: Cue horrible past so I can laugh. Please.

 He wore a wooden yoke around his neck and had a misshapen face, including an unsightly growth that covered his left eye. He also had a diminished mental capacity and was constantly drooling.

        twow: Do not know if should laugh or not be amused at all.

        Steel: Ummm...

        The hunchback was known by the libertines as Bum Cleaver. This name was given to the stallion because he lugged a club so amusingly shaped it was nearly impossible for him to perform an embuggery without splitting the ass wide open.

        Derpy: Like a banana!

        twow: What.

        Derpy: Oops, wrong fruit.

        Rainbow: (Getting mighty close to death grip...)

The head of his prick resembled the heart of a manticore. The shaft measured only eight inches, but like the rest of his body, it was grotesquely deformed. Bum Cleaver's cock was crooked and had such a curve that it roughly tore the anus when penetrating it. This quality is what made the hunchback so highly sought after by the libertines.

twow: Because of the fact that we are all going to do this anyway, let me count it down. 3...2...1.

        All: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

        Steel: Yeah... I say that covers it.

        As Bum Cleaver approached the nun, his twisted dick oozed precum from two openings. One was from his urethra, but the other hole was a superfluous opening in the top right side of his deformed cock head.

        Derpy: What happened to him?!

        twow: He wasn’t hugged enough as a child.

        Steel: Shit... poor guy.

The nun's back entrance had been spared up until this point, but her anal virginity was about to meet its demise.

Rainbow: I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT MY RUMP RIGHT NOW! THAT’S GONNA KILL ME!

        Bum Cleaver hoisted himself up until he was mounting the mortified mare

        twow: (faceDerpys)

        Derpy: Ow!

        Steel: A headbutt that’d make a certain European football player proud.

 She could hear his obscene heavy breathing and feel his foul-smelling saliva as he drooled onto her clipped wings. Bum Cleaver laughed like a simpleton as he braced his fore-hooves against the guillotine.

        Derpy: He sounded like a train.

        Steel: (Snorts a laugh)

        Ignoring her sticky, bloody vagina, Bum Cleaver soon found the prize he sought: the mare's tight, dry asshole.

        twow: (holds Rainbow tighter and winces) This is going to fucking suck.

        Rainbow: Don’t I know it!

        The hunchback pressed his lumpy knob against the nun's sphincter as members of the crowd held their breath in anticipation for what was to come.

        twow: And while we wish that it wouldn’t happen.

        Rainbow: I’mdreamingI’mdreaminggonnawakeupgonnawakeup...

        Living up to his name, Bum Cleaver tore the mare's ass asunder as he pressed into her with his mutilated meat missile.

        twow: (facepistols)

        Steel: (Ducks the shot) SHIT!

        Derpy: twow! Be careful!

Rainbow: (Rubs her head from hitting the desk) Ouch... (Immediately clings to Twow again)

twow: Sorry...

 The nun let out an ear piercing scream

        Steel: I felt that. (Ears start bleeding) I REALLY felt that.

, causing a smattering of cheers to rise from the audience. Some cheered with genuine malice, while other spectators merely echoed the sentiments in the hopes of avoiding a similar fate themselves.

        The tormented mare shook her head as much as her neck restraint would permit.

        Derpy: Which was really only, like, an inch or two.

Steel: Ancient vibrator. (Lightly kicked in the balls by Rainbow as she continues holding Twow like he was a lifeline) Ow.

twow: You got lucky that time Steel.

The only thing accomplished by her frantic head flailing was flinging the strands of semen that stuck to her face in random directions.

        The hunchback stretched her dry pucker with his deep thrusts. His gnarled knob spread her rectal walls wider than nature ever intended.

        twow: And fucking POSSIBLE.

        While he possessed slow mental faculties, the stallion's hips were unnaturally quick; much to the nun's displeasure. His groin connected with the base of her tail in a rapid series of slapping and squelching sounds.

        Derpy: Eww.

        twow: It sounded like a wet banana.

        Derpy: EW.

        Steel: Yep, never looking at a fruit again.

        The fact that she would soon be executed was a blessing in disguise, as Bum Cleaver had done irrevocable damage to the nun's rectum. The rough callouses on the head of his penis were more coarse than crushed glass and tore her anal walls to ribbons. Whenever the stallion pulled out, his shaft was painted in a fresh coat of her blood.

        twow: I’m sorry, but how in the FUCK is this possible?!

Steel: I can’t imagine an intestinal wall is all that thick, so... um... (turns green) Oh dear me...

 More crimson liquid flowed freely from the mare's ass and onto the stage as the brutal buggering continued unabated.

        twow: And stop with the fucking alliteration!!!

        In an effort to distract herself from the agonizing anal rape, the nun focused on offering a vocal prayer to her Goddess.

        Derpy: Please let it go.

        twow: I will. For THIS chapter...

        Steel: If nothing else, she’s devout to the end...

        Rainbow: J-Just like I should be...

        twow: (hugs tighter)

        "Blessed art thou, Celestia, Matron of the Sun," the nun said, talking through the pain, "Thy mercy... gives light and life to all who dwell on this cursed planet. Thy benevolence knows no bounds... Aah!"

        The nun's concentration was broken as Bum Cleaver twisted his cock inside her bloody asshole. Shaking off the agony, the nun resumed her desperate supplication.

        twow: That’s our Rainbow. Stubborn to the end.

        Steel: There’ll be a special spot in Heaven for her.

        "Despite our sins," she said, "you carry upon your back the weight of the world, for vice and blasphemy are abhorrent to you. Bless ponies with your guiding hoof and help them to walk the path of your righteousness. Lead us through this world of sorrows and provide a means for us to see the purity of your countenance."

twow: “And for the love of the stars, DON’T make any of them part of your secret circle.”

Rainbow: “Seriously! The castle’s so loud at night, you’d think there was a war going on!”

        The nun's posterior was bent out of shape to accommodate Bum Cleaver's blunt instrument. He humped her rump with an increased tempo, as he was eager to cum inside her. The rest of the nun's prayer was punctuated every time the hunchback's hips connected with her butt.

        Derpy: I don’t think she even HAS a butt anymore.

        Steel: I’m wondering if she’s still got a large intestine anymore...

        twow: How the fuck is she alive?!

        Steel: The R— (Kicked in the balls by Luna) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

        "Allow your embrace to warm our souls," the nun said, "and continue to unify Equestria through your commandments. Let friendship, your most sacred of teachings, be understood throughout this sinful land, and let your gospel spread like the rays of your sun, and purify all that is dark."

        twow: Well, that was a kick in the mouth.

        Steel: A true perversion of everything we’ve learned.

        The hunchback shouted unintelligibly as he came inside the mare. Viscous semen dribbled from the stallion's gnarled club into her bleeding butt.

        twow: (shoots TV)

        Derpy: twow!

        twow: Sorry.

        Steel: Honestly, it’s better than breaking your face on it...

 He panted heavily as he pulled out of her broken ass. A froth of red gore flowed from her anal wound as a small pool of blood mingled with the pool of semen that had formed on the wooden stage.

        twow and Rainbow: (clinging to each other) I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

        Steel: Hold strong, you two!

        The nun stood with her head in a guillotine and a mix of blood and cum leaking from her pussy and ass. Her face and veil were splattered with the jizz from dozens of Canterlot stallions. The damage now done, Bum Cleaver was escorted off the stage. A trail of the mare's blood dripped off of his cock as he returned to his lonely bell tower.

        Steel: I hope every one of you bastards catches an infection and dies...

        twow: And then burns forever.

        Rainbow: And I wanna be there, stoking the fires!

        Prince Blueblood removed the nun's veil, revealing her beautiful rainbow-colored mane to the crowd. Levitating her veil with his magic, Blueblood used it to wipe off the last traces of cum that clung to her face. Her eyes were bloodshot from the tears she cried and the irritation of the stallions' seed.

        twow: “But she never looked more beautiful.”

        Rainbow: If this was any other story, I’d take that as a compliment.

        twow: But my dear Rainbow. How do you know I wasn’t complimenting you NOW?

        Rainbow: Sweet, but check that mental image. It’s the same one stuck in my head.

        twow: I’m too angry to think. It’ll hit me when you leave.

Once the jizz had been wiped off, Blueblood stuffed the semen-stained veil into her mouth. Her gag reflex kicked in, causing her to retch and choke. She spat the cum-soaked veil onto the ground and stared at it.

        Derpy: “No amount of Tide in the world...”

        Steel: Colgate would make a mint off that challenge!

        Rainbow: Then feed me a couple hundred thousand mints after.

        twow: Don’t know if that would be enough.

        "For her treachery, this mare will spend eternity roasting in the lake of fire,"

        twow: “There will be marshmallows.”

        Rainbow: “I’ll be waiting for you there, Blueblood.”

 Blueblood said, "May her damnation serve as a warning to you all. This is the price for disloyalty."

        Blueblood gave a nod of the head to Soarin', who released the rope. A fast whizzing sound was heard as the blade made its rapid descent.

        "Celestia, into thy hooves I commend my spirit," the nun said. She finished her last words as the blade sunk into her neck. The mare's body went limp instantly without a brain to regulate it.

        All: (wince)

Steel: (Unclips his hood and holds it over his heart) A moment of silence for the one brave pony who tried to do what others couldn’t...

twow: (squeezes Rainbow)

Rainbow: Thank Celestia our world isn’t like this... (Grips T as tightly as she can)

Derpy: (bows head)        

        Sister Sunflower, who had been watching the proceedings with mounting anguish, couldn't bear the sight of the decapitation and fainted as her friend's head became severed from its body.

        Instead of cheering, as one might expect, the crowd remained deadly silent. Beheadings were a special treat for Prince Blueblood, and the audience knew full well the prince required utter silence for his unique experimentation.

        Derpy: It’s a head. What are you gonna do with it?

        Blueblood was fascinated with severed heads and was curious as to how long the brain could respond when separated from its body.

        Derpy: I need to stop talking.

        Steel: ... Maybe just stop predicting the future.

        The nun's head rolled to a stop as she stared into the eyes of Prince Blueblood. He stared down at the head and smiled. Her bloodshot eyes twitched and darted around, as though she were still conscience. Blueblood knew it would be impossible for her to speak without lungs, but he was eager to gauge some kind of reaction from her.

        twow: But he didn’t have a thermometer.

        Steel: Would an altimeter work?

        Blueblood leaned in closed and whispered into the mare's ear. He attempted to impart one last piece of information before the nun's consciousness left her.

        "Tonight, I'm deflowering your precious little angels," Blueblood said with a sinister smile. As he lifted his head, Blueblood saw an unmistakable tear run down her blue cheek.

        twow: (slowly raises pistol)

        Steel: Save the bullet, T. Remember what we’re doing this for.

        twow: (lowers pistol) Only this once.

The prince's cruel smile was the last thing the nun saw before her eyes became glassy and dead.

        Then she was gone.

        Rainbow: You sick son of a MOTHERLESS STALLION!!!!

        twow: I. Will. Cut. You.

        "I think she heard me," Blueblood said smiling as he turned to look at Soarin'.

        The Captain of the Guards smirked, before grabbing the rope and raising the bloody blade. He hoisted it up and returned it safely to its locked position.

        Steel: It was ready for the next execution of the day: Blueblood’s.

        Blueblood stared at the corpse's neck hole. It was so bloody and wet and... inviting.

        Derpy: He isn’t.

Blueblood felt his loins stir as he approached the nun's headless body.

        twow: What the fuck.

        Derpy: HE ISN’T.

        Rainbow: I can’t watch! (Buries her head in T’s chest)

        Living up to his reputation as the most degenerate ruler they'd ever known, Blueblood mounted the guillotine and inserted his stiff penis into the corpse's bloody throat. The prince began humping the neck hole in full view of his guards and subjects.

        twow and Derpy: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

        Steel: He really did it... there isn’t a deep enough pit for you to fall in, Blueblood.

        Fresh blood dripped off of the sharpened blade and onto Blueblood's back as her continued to screw the corpse.

        "This is for disfiguring my face, you little cunt!" Blueblood thought, maliciously.

        twow: I’ll disfigure your fucking DICK! WITH A SPOON!

Steel: Nah. Dismember it, cut it into pieces, then feed each one to him as mares show off their rears to him. There’s pain, then there’s emotional torture.

        His crotch was soaked with the nun's warm blood as he ejaculated down her neck hole and into her stomach.

        "I know it's a little late," the prince said, jovially, "but please enjoy your last meal, courtesy of Prince Blueblood!"

Steel: Blueblood lost the cooking competition for his dish, the judges giving him an across-the-board 0.

        Derpy: ...I can’t.

        twow: Mares and gentlemen, I introduce you to rock bottom.

        After desecrating the headless nun's corpse, Blueblood commanded his subjects to disperse and tell others what they had witnessed.

        "Celestia and Luna control the sun and the moon," Blueblood said, "and I control everything that is touched by their light!"

        twow: Everypony needs to move underground.

Steel: Luna’s light isn’t all that powerful. Mount a rebellion in the Everfree. (Nightmare Moon appears behind him)

        Nightmare: What’d you say...?

        Steel: Nothing at all, ma’am.

        Nightmare: (Vanishes)

        twow: How is it that I’m cool with the evil entities but YOU piss them off?

        Steel: I dunno... I’m good with ponies, obviously?

        The members of the nun's congregation carried the unconscious Sister Sunflower away from the sordid scene. They would have retrieved the dead nun's body, but Blueblood had other plans for it.

twow: What, you gonna fuck the neckhole?!

Derpy: Would you be surprised?

        The prince ordered Soarin' to carry her body to the tower overlooking the entrance to Canterlot Castle. Her cold flesh dripped cum and blood onto the ground as Soarin' flew the body above the spire.

        twow: Now that’s just inappropriate.

        Steel: “Look out below!”

        The corpse was still wearing the blood and semen soaked habit. He slid the spire into her vagina. The sharp metal pierced her organs and emerged through her neck hole, as blood and viscera slid down the spire. All who saw the headless corpse with the rainbow-colored tail knew the price for disloyalty.

Derpy: Raped to an inch of your life...

twow: Then have the monster of dicks open your butt.

Steel: That’s one Friday night I don’t wanna experience.

        It was later that night. The lightning bolt-shaped dagger was added to Blueblood's collection of trophies. The assassin's dagger joined the ranks of the elegant dress, the purple horn, the lock of pink hair and the barrel of Apple Cider.

        twow: ...

        Steel: (Simply shakes his head)

        Blueblood sat at his writing desk, preparing to pen his latest journal entry. He levitated the dagger closer so as to help jog his memory of the assassin.

        Derpy: You were JUST THERE.

        twow: He has memory loss.

        Steel: “Is there still a gypsy in the square?”

        twow: Not a good choice of words.

        Steel: You can see what the fic’s doing to me.

        Upon seeing his own reflection in the mirrored surface of the blade, Blueblood became disgusted with his scarred appearance. The prince furiously stabbed the dagger into his oak desk and levitated a quill. After dipping it in ink, Blueblood began to angrily write his journal entry.

        twow: Get over it you little bitch.

        After several hours, Blueblood's latest victory had been successfully recorded for posterity. After putting the stopper back in the inkwell, there was a knock at the door. Blueblood jumped in spite of himself. With the recent attempt on his life, he found himself more on edge.

        Derpy: (giggles) You better be.

        twow: I guess you could say that he was on the edge of his seat.

        Derpy: (hugs twow) You deserved that one.

        Rainbow: (Shudders, still hugging Twow)

        Steel: Tough to the end.

The pony at the door was not an enemy, but his good friend, Fancy Pants. The mustachioed stallion opened the door a crack and poked his head inside.

        "I do not mean to disturb you, my prince," Fancy Pants said, "but it is nearly time for the children's ascension."

        twow: “We’re sending them to Mount Olympus!”

        Steel: “Be sure to send the ceremonial cookies for Lord Zeus!”

        Blueblood calmly set his quill down and stood up from his desk.

        "I'm coming," Blueblood said. His overeager smile betrayed the sanguine tenor of his voice. The prince was excited. Tonight was the most important part of the one hundred and twenty days of Blueblood, and he wasn't about to let a scarred face ruin his good time.

        Rainbow: I-It’s over... it’s over, right?

        Steel: Yeah...

        twow: Let’s get the hell out of here.

twow: How are you doing Rainbow?

Rainbow: Honestly? Just... honestly. How do I put words to it? Well, for one, I’ve never hugged someone for this long.

twow: I liked it. It was nice. Helpful...

Derpy: twow, I don’t care. I’m going to the princesses.

Steel: And I’m stopping you there. My reason being is this whole operation is gonna get shut down. Though it’d save twow further punishment, he’s here to finish things. And it’s not for easing the threat of banishment anymore. (Looks up at the monitor) You hear me, Blueblood? If you try anything on this man here, you’re gonna have the Elements of Harmony to answer to, as well as two very pissed off humans.

Pinkamena: Don’t worry Steel. I’ll keep him in check. And as for you...

(The lab doors unlock and open)

Pinkamena: Try to get a little rest.

Rainbow: Wait... before I go. T, don’t expect this often. (Gives T a smooch on the forehead)

twow: (smiles) Got it.

Rainbow: Keep fighting, man.

Derpy: (hugs twow) You’re almost done twow. I’m proud of you.

Steel: Same here. (Gets up from his seat and clips his hood back onto his coat, keeping the glasses up on his forehead) You aren’t gonna get banished, whether you quit or not. Fight not for the threat of leaving the country, but for your own progression past your memories. I’ll be watching. (Heads off to the door)

Rainbow: Wait a minute, memories? Steel, get back here! (Rainbow runs off behind Steel) YOU STILL HAVEN’T EXPLAINED BUCKING ANYTHING TO ME! DON’T YOU DARE RUN AWAY FROM ME!!! GET BACK HEEEERRRRREEE!!!!

(Steel and Rainbow sprint off through the lab doors)

Derpy: I’m going to check on Dinky twow.

twow: Go relax Derpy. You deserve it.

(Dinky exits the lab, the doors slamming shut behind her.

twow: (sighs) Two more...

Pinkamena: Twow? I’m sorry for all of this.

twow: Not your fault. Try to cheer up, Pinkie. For me?

Pinkamena: I’ll try. Go rest for the next one.

twow: Doing my best my friend. Doing my best.

*BUZZ*

twow: I’ve got break sign!