'Shit, am I still alive?, why cant i feel anything... oh wait i can but why cant i feel any pain? god damn it! I'f I'm dead ima gonna get mad cause that means I have to start all over again!', Beep, 'OK what was that?, I think I'm in a hospital but I'm not opening my eye's or I'm going to A; vomit or B; start to feel load's of pain, and what the hell is that noise?, I hear footsteps, but they sound... heavier?, as they got closer I could hear them starting to speak.

"Well what'ya think doc?" someone said in a familiar tone.

"While i was inspecting it earlier, I noticed something awfully strange about it's teeth, its front teeth are awfully sharp while it's back teeth are like ours, blunt!", 'OH SHIT SON WERE NOT ON EARTH ANYMORE!... Ok Bryce just calm down... Take deep brea- oh wait that's a bad idea, Note to self: keep breathing normally don't wanna attract any unwanted attention' beep, 'well I could just open my eye's and check the situation, but then again they could be all up in my face... funny... that first voice sound's so familiar...' I decided it would be best to keep my eye's shut for the time being, just until i could get a sense that they weren't looking at me.

Beep

"I'm telling you, you silly filly's, THAT! is a human!"

'lolwut?' I thought to myself.

"For the last time human's don't exist, face the fact's, they're just some old mare's tale!", they were just a tad above an indoor voice.

"Quite right darling, I highly doubt that such a creature exist"

"Then what do you call this? hmm? that's what I thought!"

"Umm... can we not yell, you know, if it's ok with you and all..."

"*sigh* I don't know what to think, Fluttershy, what do you think?"

Beep

'WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD YOUR HORSES... Well in this case ponies... di- did they just say... Fluttershy?!', If I had a favorite pony, it would have to be Fluttershy, because she is best pony. 'HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I'M IN EQUESTRIA! AreYouExcitedBecauseI'veNeverBeenThisExcited, but wait a minute... How di- you know what? f*** that, I'm better off asking one of these ponies how I got here instead of thinking about it, I probably should open my eyes now', so I did, they were all standing at the base of my bed; The Mane 6, a Doctor and Lyra?, I'm hoping that's her name, they all had there attention on Fluttershy who seemed to be pondering.

"Well I'm not to sure what this thing is, I- I mean... is it even... you know... male?"

'ME DON'T LIKE WERE THIS ARE GOING!'

Beep, beep, beep,

Lyra was the one to speak up next, saying "I'll be the judge of that" and with a smirk on her face she started trotting over to my Bed

Beep! beep! beep! beep! beep!

"Lyra I don't think that's a good idea, his heart rate is increasing" Says the Doctor, Lyra simply responded with "Nothing ventured, nothing gained, am I right?", and with that, she threw back the covers only to reveal me in my schools sports uniform which had a polyester t-shirt with a pair of track pants, awfully comfortable when its not hot mind you. As Lyra was about to pull down my track's I did my best Braeburn impression and said, "SHAME ON YOU!".

Upon saying this, Lyra leaped backwards almost fainting, the same goes for the rest of them, except Fluttershy actually faints, they all just stare at me in shock and awe as I get up to take off the machinery attached to me and do a stretch, 'wow', i thought to myself, grinning like a mad-man, 'here I am... In Equestria standing before the Element's of Harmony, and Lyra of course... for now i will pretend i don't know anything about this world and play along with my little charade muhahahahahaha!.

I decided it was time to speak up so I calmly said, "Uhh... Hello?", they seemed to let their guard down a bit so I think I'm going well, "Wh- what are you?!" Twilight being the first to speak up as i suspected, simply replying "I could ask you the same thing, Talking Horse"

"What's a Horse?"

"I'm gonna take it you're not a horse then?"

"Well... no..."

"Ok then, shall i answer you're question or shall you answer mine?"

"Wh- what?"

"Nevermind then, I am a Human"

"HA! I told you they were real!" Guess who?, yep, Lyra, In all her glory.

"Sooooo... what's everybody's name?" I ask, simultaneously putting my hands up in the air practically saying 'Come At me Bro' with this sly grin on my face.

"My name's Lyra!", extending her hoof out towards me, I take the invitation and kneel down to give her a hoof/hand-shake, as we finish she puts her hoof up to her mouth as an attempt to hide her fan-girl squeal.

"And you might be?", I ask while I walk over, kneeling down in front of Twilight extending my hand out for another hoof-shake, "my name's Twilight Sparkle... uhh, do you have a name 'Human'?", she accepts the hoof-shake, and I simply respond, "My name is Bryce Lance Hourn, but you can just call me Bryce, so you wanna introduce me to your friends?" I say, gesturing towards her friends.

"Sure i suppose... *ahem* this is my friend Rarity"

"A pleasure to meet you"

"The pleasure's all mine"

"This is Applejack"

"How'dy"

"G'day mate"

"This is Rainbow Dash"

"What's up?"

"Not Much"

"This is Pinkie Pie"

"Hi there!, OhMyGoshICan'tWaitToThrowYouABigSuperDuperPartyItWillBeSoAwsomeAreYouExcitedBecauseImExcited-"

"Whoa!, Slow Down!, and uhh thanks for the party? I suppose..."

"And finally, thi- oh... well the one that fainted is Fluttershy"

"Does she usually do that?"

"Well you look awfully... tall?"

"I know, even in my school I'm taller then all of my teachers"

"You still go to school?"

"I'm just going to assume my level of education is higher then yours, speaking of which what age do you guys- err... girls stop school at?", saying this got me questionable glance's from all over the room, except from Lyra, who was just happily content to just sit there and listen.

"Well we finish our schooling at the age of 12, what age does your race stop schooling at?".

"It depends really, It's sorta complicated but the basics are; Primary School, then High School, in primary school there are seven grades that go for one year each grade and for us primary school finish's at the age of 12 so I'm gonna assume that's the equivalent to your schooling?. Anyway as for high school the grades range from eight to twelve, as for me I'm in grade eleven, which is suppose to be the hardest year but I'm finding it fun enough so far... anyway I'm sure I must be BORING you to death so uhh... what now?".

"Well do you know how you got here?"

"Well to answer your first question, i was basically in some horrific accident and then I suppose you could say 'I got knocked out cold' and the next thing I know is that I wake up in this bed, so were did you find me?".

"Well Fluttershy here said she found you on the edge of what we call 'The Eveerfree Forest', so you're a human?"

"Yes, But if I'm not mistaken are you a... Unicorn?"

"Yes, how did you know?, if you mind me asking that is."

I decided to take a seat on the bed, 'This is gonna be a long ride', I thought to myself, "well to start of, were I come from, Unicorns and Pegasi are all Myth and legend, as for normal pony's, they exist, but they lack the mental capacity to talk or build, so they were basically animals", they all cringed at the comment, and again, except for Lyra, who almost seemed hypnotized by my words, "Umm... I'm terribly sorry if that scared any of you, but it's the fact's... anyway moving on, I have no idea why I'm not freaking out right now... so yeah, there you have it, anymore questions?", everypony stayed silent except for the Doctor.

"I wouldn't mind if you would answer one of my questions"

"Sure, what is it doctor?"

"Your front teeth jagged, yet your back teeth are blunt, why is that?"

"I'm an Omnivore... you have omnivores right?"

Again, questionable glances from all over the room.

"... So that means you don't have any Carnivores either?"

Twilight shacked her head in response, and AGAIN, 'God this is getting old', questionable glances from everypony else.

"well I'll tell you what that means on one condition: you cannot freak out or hurt me because I come in peace, ok?", everypony nodded in response so I continued explaining, "Basically, we eat everything you do; fruits, vegetables, etc, but we also eat... 'animals'", I could see the fear in there eyes so I quickly exclaimed, "but no need to fear me, humans have been know'n to go strictly vegan, which means we only eat fruits and vegetables".

I heavily sighed as I saw relaxed faces grow all over the room, 'well THAT was a close call', I thought to myself, 'hopefully I won't be having close call's like that again, thinking off subject for a second, were's my bag?', I looked around only to find my bag sitting next to my bed, 'wait a minute... why in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD OF EQUESTRIA WOULD I NEED WEAPONS FOR?', Sitting with my bag was the following weapons; 2 Clockwork Assault Rifle's, a copy of 'Demon Scythe', 2 Hallowed Repeater's, 2 Excalibur's and finally, 2 Light Disc, 'Aren't these weapons from Terraria?, Instead of actually thinking about it, I'll just deal with it for the time being, now what to do..., there was a slight look of disgust on my face as I was in deep thought.

Twilight, slightly worried, asked, "Bryce? is everything ok?"

"Hmm?, oh nah everything is just fine... just fine..."

"Really?, you don't look to good"

"Trust me, couldn't feel any better"

"Ok, if you insist..."

"So, what now?"

"Well, do you have a place to stay?"

That look of 'Are you f***ing kidding me?', was on my face right now, "Totally man, I mean, I just arrived on this planet having no idea were the hell I am".

"You don't have to lie to me ya know, I can tell when your lying"

"My dear Twilight, there is a very fine difference between lying and sarcasm, THAT my friend was sarcasm", 'I swear If they give me tha- YEP! THERE'S THAT GLANCE AGAIN!, YOU'D BETTER STOP DOING THAT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING IM GOING TO REGRET', silence fell over the room for once, so i decided to get up and pick up my bag and shrug it onto my shoulder, 'ya wanna know something Bryce?', I silently thought to myself, 'One day, you're gonna be good friends with these mares, and this will be your new life, hopefully, for the rest of your life, I already like it here... well might as well start going... Holy S***!, this bag is light as a feather with all these weapons strapped to it', as I was heading towards the door that lead into the hallways of the hospital, Twilight said, "Were do you think you're going?".

"I have no idea... I don't suppose you could offer me a place to stay would you?"

"Well, the only one here with a spare room would just so happen to be Fluttershy, but... she's... *sigh* you know..."

'Fluttershy's the only one here with a spare room?, oh my gosh that is SO. AWESOME!. But then again she'll probaly decline my request... *sigh* oh well I suppose I'll just wait for her to wake up, I hope she's nice as I think she is...', "So Twilight?", I asked, "do ya think that she'll let me stay with her?".

"Oh, don't worry, she's the kindest pony around!, I'm sure she will be willing to let you stay with her!"

"Ok, so ANYMORE questions?"

Lyra put her hoof high into the air.

"Yes, Lyra?"

"What are those strange things strapped to your back?"

'Oh s*** how do I talk my way out of this one? think Bryce!, think!'

"Umm... there're tool's Lyra, and I highly suggest that you don't toy with for they can do a lot of damage if used In the incorrect manner, or for that fact, same goes for using them in the correct manner".

"But why would you have tools made for dealing damage?"

"I'd rather not talk about that for now... oh look, rise and shine miss sleepy head!"

Fluttershy was starting to get up, she was a bit drowsy and rubbed the sleep out of her eyes a bit, 'dawww', I thought, 'I'll admit that's cute any day!', she started to get up and look around, but when she saw me she immediately jumped behind Twilight.

"A fine hello to you to"

"*eeep!*"

Twilight was the one to comfort her saying, "Don't worry Fluttershy! He's very nice!"

"so umm... It's a him? then? If you don't mind me asking..."

Guess what they did next? yep. All of them, EXCEPT LYRA AGAIN, gave me that glance.

"Yes I'm a male, Problem?", Pulling my best impression of a troll face, they all stayed silent for a bit so I decided I would speak up, "so Fluttershy, was it?", gaining her attention, "I was just wondering, since your friends informed me, If I could stay at your place for a bit, until I get a house or something like that?".

"Oh sure!, I- I mean yeah If that's what you want..."

"Thanks Fluttershy, I'll be sure to help you out and that"

"Oh no!, It's fine really-"

"I'm not taking no for an answer on that one", she seemed surprised for a while but simply nodded her head in response.

"Alright, so should we go now?, or are there more questions?"

Twilight and Rainbow went to speak at the same time, but Twilight gestured for Rainbow to go first, so Rainbow asked, "What are those medals on your back?", I look at the back of my bag to see my medals I won from the Swimming Carnival, there were two first place's for freestyle and breast stroke, and a second place for butterfly stroke, 'Hold up, weren't they inside my bag?, oh never mind, dealing with my current situation I don't have time to think about that', clearing that thought out of my mind I answered, "I won those at what we call a Swimming Carnival, It's Basically like a race but you're swimming, so Twilight, what were you wanting to know?"

"You said you were looking for a house?, is that because you don't want to go back?"

'Well well Twilight', I thought, 'You are very good at picking these things up...'

"Yes, I don't wish to go back, I had a horrible life and I don't want to talk about it, don't pity me either, because I'll start to feel bad, and Fluttershy?, I'll be out of your hair in no time so no need to worry"

they all stared at me, I could tell they were feeling pity because i could see signs of sadness, 'man, I really gotta get used to pulling some bulls*** story out of nowhere,, so i decided to change the subject, "So shall we get going then? I promise to come visit you all some time but I'm a bit tired...", Fluttershy nodded her head in agreement, as well as the rest of them, so we decided to start heading out of the Hospital, I waved goodbye to that doctor and continued.

As I opened the door, there was a giant mob outside, waiting for me...

A/N: So here it is... I hope you've enjoyed it so far, and ooooo look at that creative title... sorry I'm just trying to make conversation but alas there is nothing to talk about, well then... Until Next Time!