You all know those stories: the ones with the black and red alicorn OC's that are completely Gary Stu?

I do. I started writing a story with one.

Then I got bored with him.

That's a bad place to be in, when your author is bored with you.

I'm gonna cancel this story now, but first....

(A one-shot parody inspired by a line in this song:)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbHY7vBAp4o]