Gayle is a fitness nut. Steve is a professional layabout. Gayle is super motivated, Steve is super not. The two are an unlikely pair of roommates, a real life odd couple. While they're such opposites, they're also an unlikely pair of firm, if antagonistic, friends. They also share a special birthday...
So of course, things get interesting, as things are wont to do in stories. On their 25th birthdays, they start noticing... changes. Are those wings Gayle is sprouting, and is that a beak? Is Steve growing a horn on his head... but losing a "horn" somewhere else? Why do the names Gilda and Lazy Bones sound familiar? Time to get the hell out of Dodge! In their quest to find a safe haven they'll stumble across a certain pair of twin brothers and a whole motley crew of other Equestrian castaways in what might be the most bizarre road trip ever! Of all time! And is that love blooming between our intrepid heroes?
A side story in the Five Score, Divided by Four universe.
ALOT of swearing. So beware, if that sort of thing bothers you. Seriously, the main character swears like a pirate on shoreleave.
(The first four chapters were proofread and edited by themultiversewatcher, but since then it's been the incredible and... always interesting PingSquirrel.)
22 Chapters:
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Ch 01: Five Score, Divided by Four [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 12th, 2013
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Ch 02: The Times, They Are A-Changin' [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 12th, 2013
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Ch 03: What Is This? More Talking? Get to the Action! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 7th, 2013
4,245
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Ch 04: Escape From New York [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 6th, 2014
5,552
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Ch. 05: Cabin Fever [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 24th, 2014
10,140
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Interlude - Profiles in Ponytude 1 - Gilda [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 16th, 2013
1,474
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Ch. 06: Because I Got High [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 3rd, 2015
8,546
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Interlude - Profiles in Ponytude 2 - Lazy Bones [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 28th, 2013
1,892
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Ch. 07: Me And My Shadow [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 2nd, 2013
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Interlude - Profiles in Ponytude 3 - Sunny Daze [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 28th, 2013
700
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Ch. 08: Looking For Group [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 26th, 2013
11,987
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Intermission [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 15th, 2013
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Ch. 09: The Spotless Mind [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 21st, 2013
10,334
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Interlude - Profiles in Ponytude 4 - Flim and Flam [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 27th, 2013
2,510
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Ch. 10: I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 17th, 2014
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Interlude - From the Newspapers of the World 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 16th, 2016
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Ch. 11: Domestic Affairs [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 28th, 2014
15,552
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Interlude - Excerpts 1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 16th, 2014
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Chatper Tewlve: Everyone dies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 25th, 2014
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Ch 12: On the Road Again [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 16th, 2016
4,701
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Interlude - From the Newspapers of the World 2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 16th, 2016
798
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Chapter Placeholder [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 16th, 2017
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