Friendship is Magic:Equestrian Heroes
Chapter 68: The Booty is too powerful!
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The Royal Courthouse was filled with many inhabitants as an important trial was going on. This trial was for a known criminal. This was the earth pony currently in cuffs with two guards on the opposite side of him ready to take action in a moment's notice. The judge passing the sentence was none other than Princess Celestia herself.
The grey coated earth pony was experiencing nervous ticks causing parts of his jet black mane to slip forward and cover his eyes. He quickly ran a hand through his hair, pulling it backwards and out of his eyes.
"Adrenaline Rush," Called out the gentle voice of Princess Celestia. "After hearing much testimony, both for and against you, it is with a heavy heart that I must return a verdict of Guilty." The celestial princess stated.
Rush's heart dropped to his feet.
"W-what?" He asked. "You can't DO THAT!" He screamed, standing up to his full height. Immediately the four Royal Guards tugged at the chains that were attached to the steel collar around his neck, trying to choke him into submission. "It wasn't MY FAULT! IT WAS THE OTHER GUY! THE MONSTER INSIDE ME!" He was screaming at this point. "HOW COULD I BE PUNISHED FOR A CRIME I DIDN'T COMMIT?!"
"Because I must," Celestia stated with utter authority befitting of a ruler of her station. "The...monster as you so eloquently put it is a part of you. This second personality of yours is a result of all of your negative emotions; it isn't a separate entity, merely another side of yourself. We all have many faces. Some we show to family, others to friends, and others to lovers, we are all beings of many facets. This monster committed these heinous crimes because YOU were angry enough to do it. Instead of taking responsibility and trying to get help, you shirk responsibility and by that you put the lives of others at risk. That is not something I can allow."
"I AM NOT A MONSTER! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT!" Adrenaline Rush tried to rush the bench where Celestia was seated, but was violently pulled backwards towards the guards. Rush stumbled before regaining his balance.
A pink and white unicorn mare who was stationed not that far from Adrenaline Rush let out an alarmed gasp.
"What's the matter, Dr. Head Shrink?" Celestia asked the doctor.
"Mr. Rush's heart rate just went over two hundred beats per minute. His psychosis is triggering as a result of his emotional tantrum."
"That means it's time for me to come out and play." Everypony's head snapped back towards Adrenaline Rush.
Celestia stared down at the stallion that was bearing a malevolent grin.
"I presume you are the other personality?"
"Got it in one, beautiful." The Royal Guards tugged on his chains roughly but unlike before not only did he not stir it was as if he didn't notice it.
"Tell me, why did you kill those people?" Asked Celestia.
"Because I could," He answered simply. "You sit on your little throne of power, controlling every little thing. You have everypony running around, tangled in strings, but I am free. There are no strings on me." He said menacingly.
Celestia stared down the maniacal being before her and gave a subtle nod to the Royal Guard. One of them stepped forward and used the pommel of his sword to strike Adrenaline Rush on the back of the head, knocking him out. Adrenaline Rush was just one of many of the Condemned and far from the most dangerous.
Naruto found himself no stranger to Luna's room. As the days had passed the two had been growing closer. Most of their meetings having taken place in the dreamscape, where time could be anywhere between a second and a life time.
As such, it gave them time to share memories and experiences with each other. Naruto began trailing into the dark room whose source of light was a single parted curtain leading out to the balcony.
Naruto glanced up at the ceiling and noticed the illusion magic that took the form of the galaxy had been put into effect. It amazed Naruto how intricate and ever changing the image was.
"At long last you have arrived."
Naruto turned and found himself getting quite the eyeful. Blushing, he couldn't help but fidget as he looked at the Princess's night wear. It was just enough to cover her modesty, sleeveless, giving a nice view of her cleavage and stopping just a few inches below her thighs.
"This dress is... lacking. In my time, only courtesans wears this little. Has modesty faltered this much in these thousand years?"
"Yes, yes it has." He said as he finally wielded his eyes away from her form.
Luna then climbed into her bed. "Join me, for I wish for the cuddles."
Princess Luna, one of Equestria's most feared warriors, once mad goddess and blood knight was a fanatic for cuddling. Having indulge her once, Luna now all but demanded he indulge her frequently for cuddles seeing as Celestia was often too busy for cuddles.
"Can I at least get a promise that I will leave tomorrow morning unmolested?"
"I shan't make such a promise. You are as they say, quite the yummy honey."
Naruto couldn't help but groan. If he knew helping Luna with her modern equestrian during their dream sessions would have led to comments like that he would have left it to her tutor.
While he knew he and Luna had been growing closer, she had been suddenly become extremely affectionate. While there had been something during the date, he had no idea that it meant the romantic emotions had gotten to this point so quickly. Then again, Luna was a mare from another era meaning he was probably once again missing the obvious signs that a mare was interested.
Like lightning Naruto was scooped up in the mares arms and dragged into the bed. 'Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.' He chanted the mantra in his head.
Luna let out a giggle as she snuggled into his side. "Cuddling is far more enjoyable in the waking world."
"Yes, on that we agree. I can't help but wonder what everypony would be saying if they saw us like this. I could see it in the papers. 'Princess orders young stallion to her chamber to attend to her whims," He playfully teased her. "Poor stallion didn't even stand a chance."
"Let them print their drivel. It would be a fine contrast then being painted as a monster." She said as she began making circles on Naruto's chest.
"What? Somepony being mean to my Woona? Point them out so I can beat them up." The grin on Naruto's face grew as he saw Luna grimace.
Woona.
That dreaded nickname from her filly years that irked her. Luna was still thinking of a suitable punishment for her sister for revealing such a dastardly secret.
"Watch it sir Naruto, lest you want me to discipline you for insubordination." She highlighted the comment with a flick to his nose. Naruto sat up in the bed as comfortable as clouds.
"Sounds less like a punishment and more like a reward for you."
Luna's rather crash statements in regards to sex sometimes were a stark contrast to his mares.
"More like an unintentional benefit." She said as she climbed on top of the flustered blond. She laid her head against his chest. "Your warmth is quite enjoyable." She said as Naruto simply laid back and watched as Luna closed her eyes. He took notice of her calm and relaxed breaths.
At this rate his legs would fall asleep. While he was not against the sensation of those wonderful boobs resting on his chest he really didn't want to deal with a case of blue balls. Pinkie's actions the other day brought him some relief, but he was still rather frustrated that any given day he saw a lot of tantalizing flesh.
He involuntarily shivered thanks to Luna's body temperature. If Celestia radiated warmth, then Luna's was that of a cool icy breeze.
"Are you alright?"
"No, you're slowly killing me with your sexy body. Wow, that's a stream of words nopony probably ever thought they would speak." He said as Luna merely looked down at him with a pout.
"There are thousands, nay, millions who would be honored to be killed by a body divine as mine." Luna boasted.
Naruto would have argued that point, except the possibility of somepony out there wanting to go in just that very way most likely existed. They usually did.
"So you admit you use that body of yours for sexy evil deeds?" Naruto couldn't help it as a smile tugged at his lips.
"Yes, I admit it. You have caught me now what shall you do with me?" A smug look of triumph formed on Luna's face as she looked down at the blond.
"Your sister has a room in the dungeon custom made just for me. Maybe a day in there will straighten you out." He playfully suggested.
"Oh? Such boldness in speaking to your princess that way." She coyly responded back.
"The crown has done nothing but troll me. I shall gladly fight back for the ponies that cannot do so."
A little verbal sparring for fun was something Luna missed.
"Well with all joking aside, has anything of interest occur in Ponyville?"
"Something is always happening in Ponyville. Hell, it's more weird when something isn't happening nowadays. Some of the mares in particular make the dull days rather exciting."
"Aah yes your herd. Not many stallions would try so gallantly to balance a romantic relationship with so many mares. Those who go with vast numbers are often in it for sexual gratification of thyself without any consideration to their mates. With seven mares and counting, it appears you are trying for a harem without peer."
"Five Luna, I'm only involved with five mares." He corrected.
"While you believe five sir Naruto, I assure you that you have strong bonds with seven of them. All such high profile mares too. You are not one to do anything by half measure it seems."
As much as Naruto wanted to argue that point, he found that he surprisingly had no counter argument. Technically he was taking Twilight out on a date and he did have a semi-romantic evening with Rainbow. He wondered how on earth with the issue of secret mistresses, affairs, and having to choose off the table, was dating still as hard and complicated then a Monogamous society.
Oh well screw it, why give himself a headache worrying about it. "In that case, why not make it a nice even eight. Would you be willing to join me for a romantic stroll of the city, capping off with some wine tasting?"
If Luna beamed any harder Naruto would have been blinded. "I indeed accept your request. If it is your prerogative to get me drunk in order to act upon thy urges may I suggest a few vendors?"
Even knowing she was joking, the way Luna suggested such things always made him feel dirty for even allowing her to plant such images in his mind.
"Trying to squeeze money out of me for booze huh? Should we add 'Luna the alcoholic' to your list of titles?"
"If you wish so. Anyway, the anticipation I feel about our outing has excited me greatly. I demand you take responsibility for this." Seeing the redness on Naruto's face and the fact he was left breathless Luna knew she had won their verbal match that night.
"You seem distracted." Celestia abruptly voiced, bringing an end to the silence that had permeated the room after the servants had left.
The little lunches the two would have been some of the few times Naruto and herself could simply talk and be themselves. With the meeting with the delegates pushed back, Celestia's busy schedule had lightened immensely for the time being.
Not to mention with Luna's progress in understanding modern language and catching up with the history, condition of the economy and other issues, Celestia was finding her work load lightened bit by bit.
"Sorry Princess, I was just thinking about some things." Naruto answered as he finally began eating the salad that had been fixed for him. When he began to drink his wine, Celestia asked him a rather shocking question.
"When are you going to make any of those fillies into honest mares?"
The spit take that followed that question was accompanied by coughs and sputtering. "A very telling reaction." She added with a nod as if she was making a scientific observation.
"Y-You don't drop that kind of question on a guy."
"I was unaware that it would bother you." She replied, looking the absolute picture of innocent with a cute pout and twinkling eyes.
"Between you and your sister, I might not live to see the end of the year at this rate."
"What can I say; our wit and charm make up the greatest weapons in our arsenal, second to our haunches." She finished the statement with a wink as Naruto shook his head.
"Really? I wouldn't know." Naruto casually replied with a shrug.
On one hand saying he never glanced at the royal posterior could have been taking either as an insult to Celestia's sexiness or it could be noted as a honorable trait in Naruto akin to his respect for the mare across from him.
Outright accusing him of lying or suggesting he had of course checked it out would make Celestia come off as rather vain.
This was a challenge.
Celestia was never one to turn down a non-violent and fun challenge. "Since you are a honorable stallion, I would like your opinion." Celestia said as she got up from her seat and turned, facing away from him. "Give your honest appraisal of my haunches. I wish to know if my training to get back into shape has left my figure intact. As a dear and loyal friend, I know I can count on your honesty."
He mentally cursed her name. She was playing upon his character. He would not let her win so he began his assessment.
His eyes raked up her body; every single detail of her long, shapely legs was exaggerated by the dress hugging her figure. Had that damn dress always been that tight or was he only just noticing it because of the situation? His eyes raked up to her wide hips as there wasn't an ounce of spare fat to be seen except in those cheeks. That figure of hers had that not so classic hourglass shape.
Considering the sonnets, poems, and stories around Celestia's beauty, it wasn't surprising that she managed to live up to it. Then again she had thousands of years to manage her diet and exercise to get such a shape along with good genes.
"So…how's the view?" A little nibble of her bottom-lip, coupled with half-lidded eyes and her smooth, seductive voice is enough to make one's mind simply spin, unable to concentrate. Celestia stared at him from over her shoulder. "That good?" She chuckled as she noticed how intense his gaze on her plot was.
She gave her generous rear a brief waggle, grinning all the while.
No way in hell was he was going to lose. "I do admit, visually they are very pleasing. Spacious, plump and desirable in visual shape, but that's it. It's not like I can access their firmness or softness myself. Its not that hard to make something look good with a bit of ingenuity." Thank god he chose to go with a pair of pants that were baggier than normal. "Her highness of course would be too uncomfortable for a physical test so we should just leave it at that." He sent her a brief smug look as he finished his sentence.
Celestia knew what he was doing. He was baiting her. He fully expected for her to back down. The idea of his suggesting he let her paw at her was simply preposterous and she knew that he knew that she would have left it at that if not for that smug little look of triumph he shot her. Never let it be said that Celestia was not like anypony else. She ate like everypony else. Bled like them. Had emotions like everypony else too. Currently she was feeling a combination of stubborn and annoyed. She was not going to lose.
"Well then it is best you finish the assessment." Celestia almost laughed when Naruto looked like he was going to have a coronary. Naruto was going to back down and she was going to wi…Tia's eyes went wide as she felt a pair of hands reach back towards her most prided area, squeezing into them like a set of big, bouncy pillows. Her buttcheeks jiggled like a plate of jello, making her nerve-endings tingle like lightning as a cocktail of pleasure and pain fired up her spine.
"A very pleasant sensation on the hands. A perfect balance of softness and firmness. If I may be so crude, this is definitely the largest, plumpest, most spanktastic and jiggly butt in all Equestria. If these cheeks were any more generous, they could probably qualify as the bearer for the Element of Generosity."
Celestia suppressed the moan that threatened to escape her lips. It had been such a long time since anypony had touched her so intimately. To her embarrassment she was just able to catch herself before her wings started to come alive so to speak. She craned her head to say something, but was left breathless. Naruto was also at a loss of words.
The booty was far too powerful.
A training trip was going to be necessary to develop the proper techniques to handle such an opponent.
"Oh my!" The startled gasp brought them out of their trances. A maid had walked in to check to see if Celestia needed anything, only to walk in on them. "Forgive me your highness!" The maid blurted out. "I never saw a thing." Despite Celestia's cry of 'its not what it looks like' the maid bolted out of there, not wanting to face the sun goddess's perceived wrath of ruining an intimate moment.
One thing was for certain though. The rumor mill of the secret love affair that everyone believed they had going on was going to go into overdrive.
"We shall never speak of this again to anypony." Celestia had practically ordered the blond who nodded in agreement.
Naruto could only pray that Luna would not enter his dreams tonight, which would undoubtly be about this moment.
His prayers were not answered.