Equestrian Heroes
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Naruto x ?
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Naruto and Twilight found themselves on Sweet Apple Acres interviewing the last of the bearers Applejack. In order to make sure things went smoothly Naruto cautioned Twilight away from asking about the subject of Applejack’s parents and suggested that she didn’t bring it up unless Applejack brought it up or went in-depth about her education.

The interview of course was running concurrently with Applejack performing her normal duties. Right now she was currently putting out fresh food and water for the animals. “Now ery once and awhile somepony could call me AJ, ah know nothin’ of any other nicknames.” She said as she finished dumping out the last of the unclean water.

“Well with the one nickname there isn’t much need for others unless you become relatively close enough to somepony.”

“Moving on to the next question.” Studious as ever, Twilight kept the ball going. “Now your date of birth?” She asked as Applejack went about her next duty of cleaning the stalls and making sure they were devoid of any accidents usually left behind by the live stalk.

“Well ah was born March 22nd A.D.“ Applejack proudly answered as she grabbed a shovel hanging off the wall. She then went over to the pig pen and opened the gate. She went inside and began to shovel out the pig stank. “Whoo-wee, looks like plenty of fertilizer for today.” She noted as Twilight began to pale at the scent of the feces.

“I think I’m going to be sick.” She noted as she held her nose. Either way, the Earth Pony’s date of birth put her at Twenty-Four years old.

Stopping to allow Twilight to get some fresh air and inhale, they continued the questioning. At that same time Applejack was making sure the livestock was being groomed. “Okay now we need to know your height and weight?”

“Ah don’t know mah height off the top of mah head. Ah believe ah’m round two-thirty to two-thirty-five pounds.“ She answered.

“I suppose we can get an exact estimate the second time around.” Twilight noted. The two stood to the side as Applejack led them outside. She went into the shed and began bringing out a hose, pale, and other instruments needed to water the plants and seeds. Most of the seeds for harvest season had been planted over the last week, now it was just a matter of maintaining them. As they continued speaking they asked Applejack to explain her occupation on the farm. Her duties were a mix of a ranch hand and lead hand. She was essentially the co-lead hand on the Apple Orchard

“Now are there any scars, allergies, or illnesses you experienced in the past?” Twilight asked as it was break time. Applejack invited them in for lunch before she would have to continue their duties.

“Well ah some scars and cuts here or there thanks to them darn varmints wondering from that Everfree here and there.” She began showing off her arms and legs, trying to find the nasty cuts here or there, but to her surprise found nothing there. Twilight theorized it must have been because of the result of the Elements of Harmony. “Ah can’t believe it. Ah figured the smaller cuts must have healed on their own, but that nasty cut is gone.”

“Nasty cut?” Twilight asked as Applejack began explaining the story, pointing to where the cut used to be, showing off the spot on her left leg, thanks to the fact she was wearing shorts, it was easy to show the cut or where the cut used to be. “Blasted newbie was being careless and darn near took mah leg off.”

“That’s horrible!” Twilight replied with a gasp.

“Hoo-wee hadn’t seen Granny moved that fast in years when it happen. Chewed the colts head off, but thankfully there wasn’t any long lasting damage, but now there definitely isn’t.” She said, still a bit stumped at the fact she hadn’t noticed it before. “Now as for allergies, ah can’t reckon ah have any and no illnesses either.”

With all the duties that needed to be taken care of handled they went inside to conduct the rest of the interview.

“Well I suppose as a farmer you have regular contact with various plants and fauna that would incur allergies.” Twilight noted as she flipped over yet another paper on her clipboard as she continued to jot down information. “Now do you have any accessories?” She asked as Applejack indicated two items.

The first was the brown Stetson hat on her head. The condition of the hat was worn, indicating both age and frequent use.
The other was a rope she always carried on her hip. Applejack at all times was ready to tangle with somepony or something.
“And your education?” She asked as Applejack seems to come to a stop in the middle of her field maintenance.

“Ah graduated from Ponyville High.” She answered with an edge of her voice.

“And your college?” Twilight asked, completely missing the subtle cues of Applejack’s body language that indicated she wasn’t comfortable talking about the suggestion.

“Ah didn’t go.” She added, her voice hardening some.

“Wait really? How com…oow!” Twilight cried out as she rubbed her side from where Naruto pinched her. Seeing his look, she realized she had forgotten Naruto’s warning about pressing the education issue. The concept of not further exploring your education was absolutely foreign to Twilight. She couldn’t imagine willingly choosing not to learn.

‘Why would I not ask about her education?’

‘Applejack is a farmer so she only received education that was legally required. So don’t be surprised if her education resume is lacking.’

“Right…Ponyville High Graduate.” Twilight noted. “Well…” Twilight tried to quickly change the discussion. “Your family, tell us about your family.”

“You’re immediate family,” Naruto immediately cut in. “We’ll be here all day if you talk about every member of the Apple Clan.” Naruto jokingly added. That bit didn’t last long because Naruto knew them so it wasn’t new information. Finally it came to the part that Naruto always dreaded.

“Applejack, these questions require I ask your breast size and measurements.” At that point he just didn’t care anymore, until Applejack whipped her head around so fast, he almost jumped back.

“Now hold on a damn minute. What business of yours ta know the size of mah girls?” She demanded, an indignant look that seemed ready to promise pain.

“Questions by her majesty.” He responded as Applejack sent a look towards Twilight who sheepishly grinned at the Apple farmer.

“H-He’s telling the truth. Princess Celestia of course must have very good reasons for such questions.” She reasoned as Applejack let out a sigh.

“The girls are size E42,” She answered with a faint blush. While Applejack wasn’t obsessed with her looks, she knew that certain features attracted attention. In particular it was always the plot, more often than not besides one’s teeth and coat attracted the attention of other ponies, but breasts were also starting to grow in popularity of what was considered attractive in modern time.

“With mah waist being twenty-six and my hips are thirty-eight. Any other questions that ya’ll embarrassingly want to ask me?”

“Your cutie mark and its location.” Naruto replied without missing a beat. He also made a mental note after the end of this interview to avoid coming down to the farm for a little while.

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