Equestrian Heroes

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Naruto x Harem

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Inner thoughts, Text read, Italics used to represent characters speaking in different language.

Demonic rage, Demonic characters, Kurama Speak

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Story Start

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As Naruto watched the latest drills by the guards of the general division it was no longer his division was outpacing anyone who was not a 'gifted' soldier.

'How'd you do it? How did you take newcomers and make them into such a dangerous fighting force?'

Questions like those were starting to occur more on as his guards were slowly breaking the records of established mission times. But he could remember back before they got to his level.

Back in Season 1

'Uugh, they got a long way to go.' Naruto groaned to himself internally as they failed to even so much as get the bell from him despite outnumbering him a hundred fold.

They were out in the wilderness meaning anything could occur as far as wild creatures wondering in. Naruto turned to the large solid earth columns that he had sprouted out of the ground earlier.

"Let's get down to business, to defeat the Nightmare Forces." With ease he used physical attacks to strike and break apart the structures sending the pieces flying as the trainees gasp.

"I asked for valiant soldiers," Naruto looked to the scrawny Aegis Breaker. "But what I got was you." With a kick Naruto launched him and like a domino effect one knocked down two and two knocked down four until nearly the entire gathering of trainees were knocked on their backs or fronts.

"You're the saddest bunch I ever met." Naruto leaped from his spot on the ground and landed on the top of a tree. "And you can bet before we're through, trainees I'll...make some guards out of you."

With that he brought them to a new location. "Tranquil as a forest," Naruto slammed his fist into the ground launching several rocks into the air. With rapid speed he drew out his blade and with a leap hit each rock and launched them.

The trainees then tried to do that themselves; but failed miserably. Nightwing was too slow and clocked by one of the rocks. Bright Star swung wildly nearly taking out some of the other guards.

"But a fire within." On to the next exercise Naruto had them attempt to charge him as he deflected and block every sword strike and arrows launched at him.

"Once you find your center," Naruto deflected every attack while balancing a bucket of sand on is head.

Soon it was switched out.

Jayhawker, Aegis, Arctic and a few others now took his place with nervous expressions on their faces.

"You're a weak spirited and untrained lot." Naruto watched as a look of horror cast of over the trainees expression as he launched the rocks up with a stump and sent them flying with a burst of wind. Almost immediately Aegis and Artic was taken out as Jayhawker swung wildly and was pelted, being saved by his armor. "Keep this up and you'll be made into glue." Naruto let out a sigh and face palmed. "Somehow I'll make guards out of you."

They went to the next area which was a series of platforms. The object was to travel through the area without being blasted by the powerful rushing geysers.

"I'm never gonna catch my breath." Jayhawker panted as he stopped short of being blasted to the moon by a geyser.

"Say good bye to those who knew me!" Arctic grumbled as he tripped and went flying over the side.

"Boy, was I a fool for not training." Nightwing lamented as he attempted to do a charge and got blasted by a rushing geyser.

After many arduous tried they finally got through only for Naruto to be waiting on the last platform. Try as they might to get passed him, he kept knocking them backwards.

"Hhmph, he has them scared to death." Kurama though.

"Hope he doesn't see right through me." Bright Star thought trying to fly around only to get an elbow drop for her trouble.

"Now I really wish that I knew how to swim," One of the guards lamented as the powerful currents carried him off.

"Be a Guard!" The trainees said as they started trying to hit the series of shadow clones charging at them.

"You must as swift as the coursing river." The clones were easily avoiding every attack and overwhelming them.

"Be a guard."

"With all the force of a great typhoon." Naruto said as a twenty foot lizard creature slithered out of the forest prepared with the attack.

"With all the strength of a raging fire," Naruto flipped over and pierced the creature skull with his blade as it pierced through the other side of it.

"Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon." He had hoped that this would be what became of his squad in time.

It was the next day and little progress was being made. This time he was having them jog with weights. "Time is racing towards us," He looked to see several of them falling behind. Aegis collapsed. Arctic and Jayhawker not that far from him. Nightwing was on the verge of collapse with Bright Star trying to encourage him. He walked past the two and got to the others.

"Heed my every order," Naruto picked up their weights and with a shake of his head turned to jog back to the others. "And you might survive."

That late evening he stood in front of the assembled lot of trainees that were falling behind. "You're unsuited for the Lunar Guard. So, pack up, go home, you're through." Naruto said as he gave them the chance to leave. "How could I make guards out of you?" Naruto looked over his shoulder to see the crestfallen expressions and start to walk away.

The crestfallen soldiers looked to the other soldiers who were doing their best against the kagebunshin but failing.

'If I fail I'll never be able to get over my handicap.'

'If I don't have the courage to see this through I'll never be good enough for her.'

'This is my dream I can't fall here.'

'Be a guard!'

"You must as swift as a coursing river." Using his impressive flying speed Arctic maneuvered behind and around one of the kagebunshin and slashed them.

'Be a guard!'

"With all the force of a great typhoon." Aegis charge forth with his dagger raised. He brought up as if ready to block the clones strike but he turned at the last second, gritting his teeth as he used his arm to take the hit and stabbed the clone using his dagger.

'Be a Guard!'

"With all the strength of a raging fire." Jayhawker relied on pure swordsmanship bringing the one on one bout to a draw until he baited the clone and used a headbutt of all things to dispel it.

"Mysterious as the dark side of the moon." The real Naruto watched from the shadows as the trainees managed to prove themselves. The cheering of the other trainees proved different from the mood they displayed earlier instilling them with confidence.

"Be a guard!" Naruto watched in satisfaction as every single one of them were able to not only swat the rocks out of air but had sense progressed to deflected his kunai.

"You must be as swift as a coursing river." Naruto watched as the trio were flawlessly moving around the field while expanding little energy.

"Be a guard." They were leaping from pillar to pillar like seasoned pros.

"With all of the force of a great typhoon." Not only were they keeping balance they were leaping past right before the geysers could even touch them.

"Be a guard." Naruto stood opposite of them and brought his fingers together for an all too faimilar sign. The area was soon filled with his copies. With the order of go they began charging the guards.

Using their weapons the trainees were holding their own. Using either sword strikes like Jayhawker or protecting themselves using shields the trainees were proving their merit. When one clone was about to attack a trainee Arctic used his shield to block the attack while another one of them used their bow to dispell the clone.

This carried into the late hours of the night. In the middle staging platform of the Lunar training ground Luna waited and to her confusion only Naruto was there.

"Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon!" Soon out of the wretches of the darkness the trainees slowly faded into existence doing a one knee crouch.

Luna gave an approving nod. This was the kind of force they were going to need to take on their enemy.

It seemed like such a long time ago. As he looked up at the beautiful night sky he wondered how long until the next big threat would be coming. It was almost as inevitable as the cycle of day and night itself.

He shook away the thought, realizing he was being pessimistic. He decided to do something to get his mind off of it.

A nice simple stroll through the castle was the order of the day. The beautiful and majestic castle of Canterlot managed to be ethereal and breath taking even now.

Naruto traveled from room to room as he took the sight in. He walked along the red rug lead up to a grand staircase that ended with two others on both the right and left. The stairs weren't built like most being comparable to a slope making it easier to climb.

He kept traveling until he hit a four way intersection that was in the middle of the room with a golden six-pointed star in the center. There were two stained glass windows, one had a sun with an orange background on it and the other had a crescent moon with a dark blue background.

He continued along the hallways seeing many familiar tapestries as he could smell the scent of polish on the near shiny marble floors.

If one were to look at the floor they could see the reflection of light from the crystal chandeliers that hung from the center of the rooms.

Quite honestly he knew the castle almost by memory. A five stroll towards the west there was the meeting room that contained a large single desk and podium on a elevated spot. At the desks their were templates that identified who was currently sitting at said desk. The General Assembly Hall.

Maneuver down a few more large doorways their was of course the kitchen which was large enough to house a moderate size house.

And not too far from that was the huge dining room with a massive rectangular table that contained silverware, plates, and decorations that filled the wooden table. The Royal Dining Hall.

In a swirl of air Naruto found himself sitting on the roof. Not too far from him a large telescope pointing towards the orange sky was sticking out from a section of the roof. The observatory room might as well been Luna's office considering how much time she spent there.

Inside were bookcases filled with much literature and maps. No telling how many boards were filled with Luna's illustrations for future star patterns.

Naruto dropped down below into the garden. A new arrangement in the pattern of a rainbow adorned the edges of the walkway. Their were also new beautiful trimmed bushes to go along with hedges.

If he was right enough time had passed so it was time to make his stop.

The familiar destination of Luna's room. He arrived and saw Luna had did some redecorating.

The beautiful moon goddess was laying in her bed, sleeping peacefully. It was in the middle of the afternoon after all so she would be getting whatever rest she could get for her nighttime rule.

Like the tour he gave himself for the rest of the castle he began taking in all the details.

She changed up her headboard, an ivory crescent moon embedded into the wood. Her royal blue curtains now had golden trim on them.

Most of it was as he remembered. Bookcases. Furniture. And of course a telescope that was sat up on her balcony.

What really stood out was that their were more art supplies now in the room. He had seen some of Luna's paintings which only highlighted how much of an artist the moon diarch was.

Most of them were landscape pieces. An Arctic landscape here. A desert there. Then something caught his interest. The outline of canvases behind a curtain? Why did Luna install a curtain to cordon off a side of her room? His curiosity override everything else and he went to see them. He was left speechless at what he saw. They were. They were beautiful. Images of her. Him.

Memories of their time together. How did she get these angles? Had she seen into some of his dreams or something?

A Painting of Luna in that gorgeous dress of hers from their first date.

And that one. That one was her coming down from the stairway.

And the dance they shared in the cavern.

And even the time they...

Oh man. He just came up with the most brilliant idea for presents for the girl's birthdays. He filed the idea later for when he came up with the best memories to be made into pictures.

Done looking around he quietly made his way over to her bed and opened the covers. Kicking off his shoes and socks he crawled in.

He began to spoon her, wrapping an arm around her midsection and closed his eyes hearing the faint sound of a delighted hum coming from her. Naruto would soon learn that the thoughts he had earlier that day was anything but paranoia.

In the land of dragons a vicious battle was going on between a dragon and a pony?

With a roar of rage, the massive dragon launched a breath of glowing orange flames from his mouth at a pegasus mare, who blurred away from it. The dragon let out a roar of pain as the pony's hand pierced its hide, her arm transforming into silvery liquid metallic like substance as her eyes started glowing.

"Life-form data...successfully copied." she said as jagged horns formed from her head. Taking flight as scaled begin to form on its equine like body and her neck extended slightly.

The creature was now no longer a mere equine, but a Kirin as it opened its mouth and a stream of flames was launched at dragon who was knocked back and fell flat on his back.

The kirin was now examining the fragments of scale in her hand. "Scanning...scales are mostly fire-proof except to another dragon's fire and provide immunity to lava...scanning...data successfully copied." This was the first step of many with other simulations to go.

Walking down the long hallways of the prison was a rather lovely unicorn mare. Said mare had a russet hair with pink highlights and lemon yellow fur with a nicely curved yet mostly slender frame. Her outfit consisted of a low cut white v-neck top and cut denim shorts. On her wrists she fingers she had several golden rings with gems and bracelets.

"Excuse me miss, but I need to see some clearance!" With the way this mare was dressed their was no way she was on duty personnel with clearance to be in this prison.

"Now you don't need to do that." The mare sweetly said looking into his eyes as an almost unseen glow radiated from the tip of her horn. "Now can you be a dear and tell me where I can find the feline that was brought in a few days ago?"

"Suppression cell on the second floor all the way in the back on the right side." He answered, dazed in expression and deadpan in delivery.

"Thanks honey." She said as she sauntered on by.

The mare continued until she came to a stop in front of her target. A feline magical user. The witch as some were calling her. "Aah so this is the witch of Whitetail Woods?"

"Who are you and what do you want?"`The magic using feline was not only bitter and angry, but felt humiliated that she was caged up like this.

"Relax honey. I'm here to get you out."

"Oh really? And how do you propose on doing that?"

"You just leave that up to me!" The mare gave a cheerful grin. This was going to be rather simple. She just couldn't wait for the Chaos to begin.

The inspiration behind this chapter was born out of already planning on doing something like this, but with the main six instead and I never got around to doing it, so yay, recycled plot.

Obviously this is a parody of 'Be a Man' for those of you who have seen it. All and all enjoy I hope to get another chapter out tomorrow.