Equestrian Heroes

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Naruto x Harem

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Inner thoughts, Text read, Italics used to represent characters speaking in different language.

Demonic rage, Demonic characters, Kurama Speak

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Story Start

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Naruto, Rarity, and Pinkie were currently riding inside a train as they made their way to their destination.

They were dressed comfortably. Naruto was wearing a black t-shirt and a pair of khaki pants.

Pinkie was dressed in a black top with a colorful oval with various animals making up the insignia with knee length faded jean shorts.

Lastly there was Rarity wearing a white blouse along with a pair of black jeans.

"So Rarity, I know why you asked Narry to come along but why invite me to go on this event?" She asked as she looked at the mare.

"Well, I thought it was time for us to all started branching out and becoming more accustomed to each other's interests? While we have all made progress we can always keep improving our dynamic."

"But I'm not the artsy type either. I mean I like pretty pictures as well as anypony but I don't know anything about critiquing."

"Well this will serve as a good first experience into culture for you then."

"In other words you get to be our arm candy." Naruto said as he glided his fingers along the mare's exposed legs.

"Only if you scratch my belly and call me pretty." She said with a flutter of her eyelashes.

"Like I don't do that anyway."

Rarity rolled her eyes a faint smile gracing her lips."Either way these next few days are going to be a lovely experience."

Going to such an event with loved ones made the experience more fulfilling then going alone. Once reaching their destination they grabbed their belongings and made their way off the train tracks.

"You got my things right beloved?" she asked as Naruto hefted up the carry on bag that contained his scroll of her things.

The blond turned to Pinkie and playfully remarked, "I'm beginning to think the only reason she is with me is because of my sealing ability." He remarked as Pinkie made a mock gaping expression.

"Now beloved that is simply not true." Rarity remarked with an abashed that would put most to shame. "It is obviously because of your good looks. You make the perfect trophy stallion to show off and make all the other mares jealous." The playful banter continued as Rarity waved over a carriage.

"And here I thought I meant something to you."

The trio entered the carriage and were on their way to their next destination. It was a beauty, seeing Canterlot restored to its magnificence if not in a better condition then it was before.

The trio soon arrived to their hotel and entered the establishment.

At the desk was a receptionist. A sea-green earth pony mare with chestnut mane and black eyes.

"Good afternoon." She said with a smile.

"Hello, I have a room under the name Rarity Whirlpool." Sure, they weren't ready yet, but Rarity had more than enough time to get used to the idea of having a last name. For the longest time Rarity had desired a last or clan name as a symbol of status, but that time had long past. Now it would signified having found the one in her life.

"Okay let me just check." The mare said with a smile. She started looking through the files. She pulled one out and brought out the room key. "Here you go. Enjoy your stay!"

With that the trio walked over to the luggage cart where Pinkie's things were waiting. Since her addition to the trip was last minute there wasn't supplies to store her things.

He was told what floor they were going on and what room they would be delivering it too.

"I just can't hold it in anymore Rarity! I just have to know everything we're going to be doing."

"And here I thought you better than anypony would know the surprise is half the fun."

As the two mares walked by the bellhop couldn't help but steal glances at the two gorgeous mares. As he tried to push the cart he noticed it was heavy. A lot heavier then one would expect, especially the massive suitcase. What was in that thing? A giant rock?

"Need a hand?" Naruto offered as he lifted the giant suitcase with one hand making the formerly strain cart now managable.

"Thank you!" He said as the two made their way towards the elevator. The bellhop pressed the button and leaned against the elevator wall. "So, you with either of them?"

"Both." Naruto answered.

"Lucky," he sullenly answered.

"Don't I know it." Soon everyone arrived, with the door opened the bags were dropped off. Naruto reached into his wallet and withdrew five golden twenty bits. "Here you go."

"Thank you sir." The stallion had nearly did a double take and point out that surely this must have been a mistake, but Naruto's gesture assured him this generous tip was indeed intentional. The bellhop left and that left the trio alone. A complete kitchen, with living room, a King sized bed and shower. With a whoop followed by a squeal Pinkie launched herself onto the bed and took in the softness of it while Rarity went to explore the bathroom.

"My word, such a vast difference between the sixth and tenth floors. This room is three times the size of the ones I used to rent."

"So how much time do we have before this event starts?" Naruto asked as he rifled through the snack bar. Overpriced candies that they were would hardly put a dent into their bank account.

"We have six hours until we have to be there. So ladies, what's the first order of business?" He asked as Pinkie exited the room. The two mares shared a look as a grin formed on his face.

'Uh-oh.' He thought.

"The deviousness of your mates truly proves to be an interesting conundrum."

'Oh hey Kurama. I was wondering where you were at.'

"Well brat, your moon mate was gracious enough to make a portal that connects with your mind to her dream realm. The others and I have been amusing ourselves watching the dreams of you flesh-bags and riffing on them so to speak.'

Naruto internally groaned, 'Please tell me you're not going to be using hip new slang or anything like that? If I had to deal with you anymore youthful rebellion slang from you of all beings I'd have no choice but to put you back in the cage.'

"Such a thing would be beneath one such as myself. And if you were to try such a thing I would make your life miserable. Such as going on endlessly about swag."

Naruto couldn't help but cringe. He had enough of that from Bolt and his friends and he wasn't going to deal with it in his new life now. 'You win. Don't threaten me anymore.' Still he was curious about what his two devious mates were thinking. If he really wanted to he could break past the block they had of the mental link due to the fact he had more experience in the mind arts, but it would have been unnecessary and he was sure it was nothing nefarious.

"So what are we going to do?"

"SHOPPING!" They answered as Naruto groaned. Rarity he expected. But Pinkie as well? This was either going to be extremely pleasant or rather bad.

Turns out he was right on both accounts. They were at a department store. The pleasant part...Rarity and Pinkie were modeling outfits for him...rather bad part? They were blue balling the hell out of him.

"Well beloved how about this one?"

That was not a swim-suit. That was two triangles and a napkin.

"Ooh how about mine Narry?"

The swimsuit Pinkie was wearing was practically a string and a bandana.

"Well if I was any harder your gem detection spell would lead you right to me."

Rarity face palmed at the crassness of it as Pinkie giggled. "Ooh good one. I got one. If you were any harder I bet Maud would be trying to classify you as a type of rock."

The two of them then did a pose together, pressing their bodies together. "Perhaps if all goes well tonight beloved we could help you with your...situation." He had seen that sultry looks of hers melted the will of lesser stallions.

Anyway to the blond's disappoint they did not buy the swimwear that would be the catalyst of many wonderful fantasies and continued on their way.

After a few more trips to various stores the trio were making their way along the more obscure shopping district of Canterlot. Naruto was looking around to see if anything caught his eye while Rarity was explaining to Pinkie why she spent such an exorbitant amount of money on a sunhat.

"Wait, there's something I want to see." What caught Naruto's eye was an old looking building. One that seemed oddly aged considering the near like vanity levels of shininess and prestige of many of the Canterlot buildings. "You two go on ahead. I'll meet you at Donut Joe's. Just order something for me."

"Make sure not to take too long Beloved. We still need plenty of time to get readied for tonight."

"I won't." He shouted back as they split up. He began heading towards the shop and upon entering it he saw that the old timey charm extended with old fashion oil lamps instead of more modern crystal lights. Naruto made a mental note to really start elaborating more on the modern conveniences from his timeline. All and all it was more or less Kurama's eiditic memory that really helped made use of the more complicated information he learned. One could learn and memorize things like geographic features, recipes, or things of that nature but perfectly recalling things like blueprints or schematics for advance technology was another matter entirely. Between that the fox's ability for perfect recall he had a near endless source of learned information. Equestria itself was still only around the second industrialization phase that occurred roughly the same time industrialization hit his world around the third shinobi great war with differences here and there that could be attributed to their ability to use magic.

Those thoughts and more coursed through his head as he looked through the antiques. The smell of pumpkin spice, vanilla, and other scents strong.

He was then approached by who Naruto suspected was the patron of the store. Small circular rim glasses. Teal fur with natural gray eyes and aqua marine blue mane and tail wearing a bahama blue V-neck maxi dress.

"To think I would have the honor of a royal guard captain visiting my humble little shop. What can I do for you?" She asked in a sweet tone.

"I was just looking around your shop."

"Well we here at Another Time, have all matter of objects from nearly every era well worthy of being part of any collection. If you need anything I will be in the back attending to our supplies."

'Thank you miss...?"

"Treasure..." the mare answered in a slightly husky tone giving a quick glance over. "Teal Treasure." she introduced herself before walking away with a purposeful stride and little hip shake.

Naruto wondered for a brief moment if she was doing it because she was attractive to him or using her wiles to spend more on her wares. While some would consider the latter bad business practice in an ethical matter as they viewed such overt flirting as manipulation he couldn't fault the business practice. At the end of the day it wasn't illegal and as long as no one was hurt would could you do?

Naruto continued making his way through the shelves of the shop. He saw many interesting trinkets from old clocks, to daggers, and other older devices. His eyes shrank as his eyes fell upon a certain item. It couldn't be...but it was. It looked like an old and rusted version of what he was only in the planning stages for, but yet had started recreating.

A Shinobi Tanto.

When Naruto picked it up and looked it over he felt the power from it.

Seals. Uzumaki style seals. Ones that were beyond him.

With that Naruto went to the cash register where Teal was waiting. "Miss Teal, where did you get this?" He could barely keep his voice under control.

"That?...Hm...don't just showed up in the stock room one day. No one came by to buy it and no one will take it. Every time somepony so much as touched it they got the chills." The young mare said with a shrug. Naruto placed it on the counter.

"How much?"

"Seriously?" The mare said in surprise.

"Yeah."

"Quantifying the price for a piece like this is challenging. The way the blade is design and its hilt is unlike anything I have ever seen in a blade. I would have sold this piece to a museum until I noticed the actual blade itself has undergone a repair and the metal is actual made out of material from our current era. I can let it go for five thousand bits. Consider the thirty-three percent discount a thank you to our stallions and mares in armor for your service."

For a brief moment he had forgotten that he was in the city of expenses, royalty, and a possibly evil princess who secretly enslaved bakers to make her confectioneries.

"Alright." He said as he placed fifty 100 bit pieces on the counter. With the exchange gone he took a hold of the mystery Tanto. Thanking the mare he left the shop as he left to go join Rarity and Pinkie for something to snack on before they had to get ready for the night.

Aah yes, this time we get a look into a possible Pinkie and Rarity tag team in the near future.

We also get the start of another mysterious subplot. We draw closer and closer to the big 250. Right now I am trying to come up with ideas for this season, but honestly I've been out of it the past few days from sickness so my mind is kind of a haze, but as I promised I be doing the mass update month thing I promised for any of those of you who followed me on twitter knows about.