Had work today so the chapter was rather short. Don't work as long tomorrow so hopefully either more chapters or a longer chapter.

Equestrian Heroes

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Naruto x ?

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Story Start

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Ditzy gave a glance over her shoulder at herself in the full length mirror in her room. Well, to be specific were rear end. At her bottom. The full, plush swells that arched out behind her with a prominent bounce every time she dared take a step.

"Too many muffins." Derpy groaned quietly. It wasn't as if she could help it. They were far too delicious. The treats had gone straight to her hips, a full, round 'bubble bottom' Not that anypony minded after all. Mares and stallions alike were always stealing glances. Especially since she started exercising with the girls to give them more of a shape.

She wobbled her cheeks in the mirror, watching the cheeks lazily bounce off of one and other with a hypnotic sway. Then again she had to admit it was pretty nice. Soft and big.

Naruto liked it at least. Oh, she caught him staring from time to time. Sometimes he would go for a playful pat or squeeze whenever they snuggled.

"...Not bad. Not bad at all!" She grinned. All that exercising was doing wonders for her figure. She checked the time and realized It was almost time for Naruto to pick her up.

So she went to go get dressed for their date.

They arrived at a club in a nearby town that Naruto frequented prior to Luna's return. It was filled with all sorts of individuals ranging from ponies to griffins.

The dance floor was nearly filled to the brim, while dancing to the tunes of the club's DJ up on stage. The disco ball, lights, glow sticks going around while everypony was either shaking themselves up a sweat, drinking at the bar, or making out at the various tables spread across the outer walls.

He noticed a get together of old friends and new. "Want to meet a couple of my friends? A few of them are from town, but I don't think you've really talked with them before."

"Oh, are you sure they'll like me?!"

"They'll bound to love you." He answered as he took her hand and lead her to the group.

Among seeing them, the group quickly greeted Naruto and they began to speak and laugh about something, leaving Ditzy to watch in the background. After some small talk, Naruto quickly came back to Ditzy and brought her front and center, which only made her squirm a bit upon seeing every eye on her.

"Alright, guys allow me to introduce Ditzy Doo, one of my herd." Naruto said as he placed an arm around her.

"Ditzy this is the gang. This is Lieutenant Thundershock who is in the process of transferring to my guard."

The stallion saluted her. "Hey there."

"That's his marefriend Candy."

The mare raised the drink in her hand. "Nice to meet cha."

"I'm sure you've seen Vinyl Scratch around town." Said unicorn was wearing her traditional shades. "…aka DJ Pon-3, one of the best DJ's in the county or so she says."

"When I become world famous you're so going on the ban list when I open up a club." Viynl sparked out the words from her horn forming the message as She stuck her tongue out at Naruto.

"And her roommate the Cellist Octavia Melody."

"It is a pleasure to meet you." Octavia was an attractive mare with charcoal black mane and tail, wearings a plush, purple bow-tie around her neck. Her eyes are a tender purple color, matching her bow tie, or vice versa. Alongside that, she always dressed very formally, wearing a woman's suit. "I would have changed into something more suitable, but I am fresh from rehearsal." She explained. She stood out among her friends with the outfit, especially Viynl who wore low rise jeans and a tank top.

"So yer one of the cap'n's lady friends? So tell us about you. You must be somepony special if you're in the cap'n herd?"

"I…" Ditzy froze. She had never really thought about it before. Her position in the herd. About her that was special. When compared to the others what was she? She was already intimidated enough knowing sometime in the future she would be vying for the blond's attention with Princess Luna, but when you factor in the others she didn't stand out. She didn't fight and she wasn't an element.

Naruto took notice of the awkward silence and quickly intervened. "She is indeed wonderful. Which is why I brought her here tonight. Gryff might not be able to join us, but doesn't mean we can't initiate her in."

"Time to break in the movie." Viynl message crafted as she called over the barkeep. "Six Dragon Breaths."

"Initiation?" Ditzy asked her coltfriend.

"Yeah, you see we all take a hit of this rather powerful drink called Dragon's Breath. Not recommended for lightweights though. It's a rather strong drink and once you're past the first phase it leaves you with a nice toasty feeling."

"In other words once you take the first hit it feels like your entire body is on fire; like you were hit by a stream of dragon's fire before it fades away to sitting by the campfire on a cold night warm."

"Is that even safe? Let alone sane?" From the sound of it that sounded kind of horrifying.

Naruto merely grinned. "Nah, I barely noticed it. Then again I've been on the opposite end of fire as hot as the sun of itself in the past. My past experiences give me an edge when it comes to tolerating things." He explained.

"So you say. You won't even give us the details." Vinyl noted.

Ditzy knew what Naruto was talking about. She couldn't help the warm feeling of being among those select few he trusted with his secrets.

The drinks were served and Ditzy studied hers with a look of curiosity. The vermillion colored drinks seemed to contain yellow and white sparkles in it as well as bubbled.

"Don't let the looks scare ya. Got to take it all in one gulp you know." Candy told her.

Ditzy continued studying her drink, focusing her gaze. "It looks just so weird you know." She stated.

"First drink I ever had in this county." Naruto explained as heart felt laughter escaped his lips and leaned on the table. "That bastard Gryff convinced me it was only a moderately alcoholic drink. Surprised the hell out of me. He was disappointed I didn't react like he thought I would."

"Who's Gryff? You never mentioned him before." Ditzy was sure that she heard of or knew most of Naruto's friends. The likes of Thundershock and Vinyl had been occasionally mentioned, but with males in the area of Ponyville and a few surrounding towns being on the low end of the population she was sure she'd remember a male friend of his.

"One of my older friends, or I should say one I met early on when I…arrived. He predates the Summer Sun Celebration incident."

Ditzy mouthed out an 'oh' expression. Most of what happened or discussed by the blond was either time he spent with the bearers or with Princess Celestia. He made mentions of training, but he never mentioned others he had interacted with during that time.

"He's the Griffin Ambassador's nephew. I should contact him on the crystal; it has been a while since I spoke with him. Either way Ditzy you ready?"

Ditzy nervously raised her glass. "Bottom's up, I guess."

The rest of them, including Naruto, raised their glasses and downed there drinks in one gulp.

"Yer…yer so orange. Like an…orange." Ditzy giggled before hiccupping. Naruto was currently carrying the mare over his shoulder as he was walking down the street towards Ditzy's home.

He should have stopped her after the fifth glass of Sambuca, but he was having too much fun with vinyl making weird images with her letter craft to notice.

Now she was pissed drunk. "Going to get you in your bed Ditzy and you're going to sleep this off."

"Get me in bed? Are you planning to do naughty things to my butt mister?"

Naruto caught himself from tripping as a blush appeared on his cheeks. That was not something he had been expecting to come from her mouth.

"I bet you are. Because…cause you stallions are all into Milfs. M-Mares you love to fondle. That doesn't make since. Where does the to come in at? There's no T in Milfs."

Naruto was fighting a losing battle not to laugh. All he knew was that he probably earned some time in Hell for this. "Ditzy I'm not going to do things to your haunches." Even if he really would love to.

Considering how wasted the mare was it was quite surprising her speech hadn't had some slur to it. Then again considering the different levels and type of drunkness he had seen in his lifetime he supposed this was far from the most unusual thing he had seen.

With that they entered the home of Miss Doo. "But why? Why won't you do naughty things to my butt?"

There could have been no worst possible time for Ditzy to have said that. Because leaving the kitchen with a late night snack had been none other than Amethyst. The expression on her face was a mixture of confused and horrified.

She promptly sat down her midnight snack and dryly replied, "Thanks for that. I'm just going to leave now and start repressing this memory." She said as she trailed up the stairs.

Naruto sighed and promptly carried his drunken marefriend to her room so she could sleep it off.