Pinkie Pie feels sorry for poor Braeburn. Between helping the cutie mark crusaders get their cutie marks, wrangling behemothian reptiles, stealing honey from irate hornets, planting trees at sweet apple acres, and all the shenanigans that come with those activities, he hasn't had time to make any new friends... Well, don't you worry, folks! Miss Pinkie is here to solve his problems in the best way she knows how. With a— aw, you know!

Warning: The humor that is used in this story is very silly and will not always make sense.