The Opposite Of the Best Day Ever
Chapter 7: Midnight snacks & peeping toms
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I felt a shiver go up my spine as Luna ran a hoof up and down my back. I looked behind us to see if Ruby was still sleeping. She was. I wanted to go upstairs but Luna was keeping me from going. I didn't really care though. We kissed and caressed each others bodies tenderly. I felt dirty today. I went into a draw and pulled out eight pairs of socks. Four were striped purple while four were striped blue. Luna raised a brow but still mimicked me as I put on the purple striped socks. The socks DID make Lulu more alluring than usual as I dreamed.
"Would thou like to head to thy guest room?" Luna asked me. I nodded. We headed past the couch that Ruby was snoozing on and to the basement door. The basement had been renovated to look quite nice and had a black carpet, red walls, and a bed with a blanket that had black poka dots on it. It was now refered to as 'the guestroom'. As soon as we got down the carpeted steps, Luna pushed roughly on the bed. She was the dominant one and I loved it! It turned me on more than even she knew.
"I love you, Twilight Sparkle." Princess Luna said. I placed a kiss on the night princesses cheek.
"I love you too!" I exclaimed. Luna began to caress my body in a smooth motion. I did the same to her. Luna's hoof started to travel past my cutie mark. I giggled like a school filly and gave my first command to a princess.
"Do it, Lulu!" with that, Luna started to lick my stomach. She trailed it down between my hind legs to my soaked entrance. I quivered with anticipation. The alicorn mare gave me a firm lick. I shivered happily. Luna started to lick me softly, like a morning breeze. I covered my mouth to stifle any sounds I made. I didn't want to wake Ruby. She probably wouldn't be able to hear me anyway, though. Suddenly, Luna started to get aggressive and lick me hard and fast. I moaned loudly, losing myself in pure bliss. Luna continued to ravage me until I felt like a balloon about to burst.
"Ahh . . . YES!!!!!!" I screamed. Juices flowed out of me like a stream. Lulu lapped it up like a thirsty dog. We panted heavily and shared another kiss.
Then, I heard a gasp. Both our heads swiveled around to the basement doorway. There, with eyes as big as dinner plates and pupils as tiny as dots was a red- maned, black pegasus with a cat- like tail. I quickly jumped back from Luna in suprise, only to roll off the bed and on the floor. Luna looked at me, worried.
"Is thee alright Sparks?" the blue hued mare asked me. I nodded.
"Fine, thank you, Lulu." I groaned. I got up and we both watched the shocked mare.
"Sparks!? Lulu!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? YOUR TOGETHER!? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU . . . getting DIRTY . . . when I'M AROUND!?" Ruby shouted. She put a hoof to her forehead and growled.
"How much did you see?" I asked tentatively. I glanced at a worried Luna.
"I saw Princess Luna in your . . . crotch . . . and then I saw . . . clear stuff coming out and . . . then you two . . . kissed!" Ruby sounded like a little kid who just found out how babies were made.
"You can't tell anyone! I'm in love with Lulu- er- Princess Luna! I'll tell everyone when the time is right, promise! Just . . . please . . . keep quiet?" I begged. Ruby gave me a strange look. She nodded finally.
"How did thee wake up?" Lulu asked. Ruby scowled.
"I was thirsty and then I heard a noise . . . uge. Listen, I got no problems against lesbians but don't . . . fuck . . . when i'm around . . . " Ruby left the basement entrance and I heard the couch squeak from upstairs as she sat on it.
"Maybe thy love making should be in more private situations." my love suggested.
"Right with you on that one." I sighed. Then I thought for a second. "What's a lesbian?" I received a shrug and a confused look. Where was that mare from?
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the next day
RUBY'S POV
I yawned as I woke up and remembered the surprises I encountered last night. I left the library quickly and thought to myself as I walked to nowhere in particular. I glanced at my watch. 10:28 am. Man, I musta woke up late.
"Man, yesterday night was crazy." I said. Today, I felt like seeing Vinyl Scratch. She was a lesbian, yes, but at LEAST she had the decency to do what the 'alicorn' as they call it, and the unicorn did. What was her girlfriends name again?
. . . . . . . . . .
"Octavia! I'll find Octavia and then I'll find Vinyl!" I said aloud. A couple ponies stared at me. One pony, who looked like a mare, came up to me and smiled.
"Hiya! I'm Lyra! Looking for Octavia, huh?" she said. I nodded. Lyra sat on her ass and smiled.
"Well, I don't think you'll find her here. She works mostly in Canterlot, see, and only comes to Ponyville 'cause Vinyl lives here. Vinyl's her marefriend, see, and Octavia's a famous music player for the snobs in Canterlot mostly. Canterlot's, like, ninety eight percent unicorns an the rest are pegasi, so there's really no earth ponies. Octavia's an earth pony, see, but she plays the swank music that snobs like so much so she's called over there alot." Lyra would've went on but I put a hoof up.
"So, where's Vinyl? She's a snob inducer too?" I asked. Lyra laughed.
"Nope! Vinyl does parties for regular ponies who want to have a good time! Real ponies! Vinyl's a DJ, see, and she DJ's alot of parties everywhere 'cause everyone likes parties once in a while, see, but she does alot of 'swigs' as they call it in Ponyville 'cause this is her HOME! See?" I could tell not much ponies talked to this one.
"Um . . . okay, but, you haven't answered my question . . ."
"I didn't? Sorry about that! What was the question again?" I face hoofed. I glared at the talkative mare in front of me.
"Where does Vinyl live!?"
"She lives in Ponyville, see, and we're in Ponyville and she's a DJ so she's probably at her house or at someponies house or at a rented place to party. She only does PARTY parties, see, 'cause she dosn't like snobs or the way they treat other ponies. Especially earth ponies 'cause her marefriend is and earth pony, see, and-"
"Lord have mercy! I fucking get it! Just SHUT UP already! Learn to talk in shorter sentences!"
"O- okay. I should scram now 'cause I got a job, see, and I gotta put on this hat. Bon Bon's probably waiting for me. She's MY marefriend, see, but she gets frustrated with me sometimes 'cause I don't pay attention alot, see-"
"Okay. How do I get to Vinyl's house Lyra. In a SHORT sentence, Lyra."
"Okay. Its right behind you."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!????" I screamed, turning around and seeing a familiar, small house.
"K, so bye!!!!" Lyra put on a cap and took off to a shop four houses away.
I sighed and walked up to the house and knocked on the door, trying to be careful not to touch the disc hanging on it. There was shuffling, then a cheery, white unicorn answered the door.
I smiled.
"Hey, Vinyl. I went through alot just to find you."
"Really? Sweet. Come on in, bro, meet my marefriend, Octavia. She's off today." I stepped inside and saw a grey mare with groomed black hair laying on the floor elegantly.
A smile wasn't on her face at all. She stared at me with a straight face.
"Good . . ." I glanced at my watch. 2:41 pm. "Afternoon miss Octavia." Octavia smiled.
"Hello, darling. It is simply marvelous to meet you. A friend of Vinyl's I presume?" I glanced at Vinyl. Should I really go that far and say she was? I didn't know her very well. Heck, I haven't seen her since my first day here.
"Um . . . more like, acquaintances." Vinyl didn't show any reaction but Octavia's smile faltered.
"Ah . . . I see." There was an awkward silence. Vinyl cleared her throat and motioned to the kitchen. I followed her.
"Rubes, dude, you have to be cool around 'Tavia. She had a bad day today." she said. Then, she smiled and waved a hoof.
"But that's not why I called ya. I'm having a party next week friday and I would love for you to come. Braeburn's going be there and Pinkie and Rainbow Dash. There's a pony named Lyra that you need to meet that going to be there too."
"I met Lyra outside. She's just as crazy as Brae. They should be together except she's lesbian so . . ." Vinyl gave me an odd look. "What?"
"What's a lesbian? Is that a new word for filly fooler?" she scratched her head.
"What? It means that a girl likes a girl and 'gay' means that a guy likes a guy."
"Oh. We don't say 'lesbian' girl, we say 'filly fooler' and stallions or colts who like guys are called 'colt cuddlers'."
"Oh. Go figure."
"Where ARE you from, girl?" Vinyl laughed. I shifted uneasily.
"You don't wanna know."
"Try me. 'Tavia's gonna leave in a few so I got time until my late night swig." huh. So they do call it 'swigs'. hmm.
"Uh, okay . . . I guess . . ."
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LUNA'S POV
I got a few papers and gathered all information about this 'Ruby' pony. She seemed to have come to Ponyville only a few days ago and she looked exactly like the mare I saw in the Realm of Dreams. I started taking notes as Twilight told me all about how Ruby had transformed into a strange creature and scared Spike witless. I must tell Celestia, I thought. Next Chapter: Sweet Opportunities Estimated time remaining: 50 Minutes