Everything worked out (mostly) after that. It was now a month and a half that I had been in Equestria. A couple weeks for Kate and Toby. We had elaborated a plan on how to get back home. There WAS a war going on after all. From what Kate told me, it only got worse when I left. The Infernum Monstri were not only enslaving and slaughtering both humans and Alitis Cat Daemons, they were breeding with them. They were creating a hybrid army of some sort since some clever dimwit told everyone to make organized, grouped attacks over and over on the beasts. The Infernum Monstri were smarter than they looked and ambushed the group. They now had a few hundred more captives. I had the basics on how to create the spell to get home but I wasn't sure how I was going to cast it. This was why I went to Musical Note's house and used his study to practice. Muse stood in the doorway, watching me.

"Muse, I need you to go away, please."

"I would but I wanna be here for you when something goes wrong."

"What the hell do you mean 'when' something goes wrong? Don't you mean 'if'?"

"Well, there's a reason pegasi don't do magic, dear."

"Whatever. Just don't interrupt me." I closed my eyes and focused all my magical powers into the spell. I felt it building up inside me and forming just the way it was supposed to.

"Musical Note! Didn't I call you? Why the hell aren't you answering your calls?" a female voice asked. I gasped and I felt the spell getting out of control. I growled in anger. I really felt like smacking the shit out of Muse at that point. Who the hell was the mare shouting like a fucking idiot in the first damn place, anyway? How did she know Musical Note? The spell burned hot. I let out a whimper and let it burn itself out. I opened my eyes.

"Musical Note! There better be a good reason why some bitch distracted me because she was looking for you!" I hollered. I hoped the mare, whoever she was, heard me. I hoped she KNEW I was really mad at this point. How many times would I have to do this spell? She'd probably go on and on about crap. 'Oh, i'm sorry I needed crap for my crap.' is what she would probably say. Musical Note looked through the doorway and sighed. I wondered who that bitch was and why she apparently made my coltfriend miserable.

"Musical Note, I know you heard me talking to you! Who is that skank asking about me?"

"Skank? Oh hell no." A mare (of course) trotted into the room. She was yellow and had disgusting frog-green mane and tail hair. Her cutie mark was a knife.

A knife.

Huh.

I might actually like that bitch . . . if she wasn't a total hoe and if she didn't call me a skank and if she stopped talking to my coltfriend.

"Hello, Grassy Blade. How was your day today?" Muse sighed. I'm sure he knew that us two mares meeting wouldn't end well. Probably why he was ignoring her. He was right, though. I had to hold myself back from ripping out he liver through her nose.

FYI, I've done it before and it is VERY painful and time consuming. Your liver is located by your abdomen area and pulling it up through our nose takes effort and ever growing anger.

"Don't 'hello Grassy Blade' me! I've been calling you for days! Have you been ignoring me because of-" The mare turned to me. She looked me up and down. I was ready to dine on her eye balls. A smile spread across her muzzle. "This freak here."

"Freak?" I growled. "You better watch your tongue before I cut it out and shove it up your ass."

"Please." She rolled her eyes and turned to Muse. "I hear she's an alien. Doesn't come from this planet."

"Duh that's what an alien IS."

"I heard she wasn't even a pony before. Somepony had to teach her. She was a blood-thirsty monster."

"Why you little-"

"Enough!" Musical Note shouted. "I will not have you come here and insult my marefriend. State your business and leave." He trotted over to me and placed his left hoof around me. I smirked. Grassy Blade's brown eyes flashed.

"You want me to state my business?"

"No duh."

"She's your marefriend . . ."

"No shit, Sherlock. What school did you go to, 'School of Stating The Obvious'?"

"I don't like her. You can do so much better. But whatever. If you like sluts."

"Grassy . . ." Muse warned.

"Fine, fine. I need you to take Shila. She needs to see her dad." My mouth dropped open and I looked up at Muse in surprise.

"You have a daughter, Muse?"

"Mmm hmm. We had hot an' heavy sex and he gave me a beautiful daughter."

"It was a long time ago. I was seventeen and she was sixteen." Musical Note glared at Grassy Blade. "Get out. I'll see her later today. Don't come back or I'll file a report." Grassy Blade glared back and turned tail with a huff. I was speachless.

I didn't know . . .

Did this change anything?

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