The CMC were stumped, they hadn't a clue on where to find intimidating mercenaries like the princess desired. They searched all over the city, but to no avail, just when they were ready to give up, a giant humanoid creature approached them, they stared in his glory, until Sweetie Belle blurted out "awww, its such a cute rabbit." Just when the creature was ready to decimate the poor filly, the other two interrupted and proposed their request. "You look like a tough and powerful being. Listen, the princess needs your help, would you be willing to come with us and give her aid?" The creature just stared, and gave a light nod.

Once back at the castle, the princess gazed upon the creature until she stated, "CARL! Its so good to see you again, I see you are looking for more action." The princess gave Carl a hug, and congratulated the CMC on recruiting such a worthy mercenary. The princess ordered them to find two more.

Cheerful after their first find, the CMC continued to roam the city for their second. They went into an odd section of town they have never seen before, or so they thought. It turns out that the CMC actually fell into a sewer without realizing it. After a long venture in the crystal empires sewage, they found a small door, and decide to open it.

What lies inside could never been unseen. Inside the sewage was a giant behemeth of a human, it was obese, and stunk worse than the foulest ordor known to ponykind. They noticed it was playing with pony dolls, until they it realized the existence of the three fillies. It shouted loudly "PONIES ARE REAL!" and proceeded to hug the three unfortunate fillies in its death grip. After a long torturous hug, Scootaloo had the nerve to ask "So what are you exactly?" The creature exclaimed "I AM PURPLE TINKER, QUEEN OF THE BRONY FANDOM," the three fillies wanted to flee the horror, but were to scared to move. Applebloom confused asked "Queen? But you look nothing like a queen, or even a girl" The creature became angry "I AM A GIRL AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME LIKE YOU DO EVERY OTHER GIRL ON THIS PLANET, OR I WILL BLOCK YOU!" The CMC thought the creature was dillusional. Sweetie Belle thought out loud "Boy it really is horrendous." The creature, less angry with the horrendous part of her setence, but more with the "it" exclaimed, "THATS IT YOU ARE GONNA GET BLOCKED NOW!" and attempted to place Sweetie Belle in a death grip. Sweetie Belle barely dodged, and the three ran out of the sewer with the behemoth giving chase, they eventually reached the Pony Princesses castle.

Once in the castle, the creature caught up after three hours, and was exhausted. The princess had already heard of the creature from the CMC and made proposal, "join these fillies, they need a mercenary like you to help all of ponykind." It accepted, to the CMCs dismay.