My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Alternative Universe)
Chapter 26: The Best Night Ever?
Previous Chapter Next ChapterLemon Zest: Ahh! I... can't... believe... the Grand... Galloping... Gala... is... tonight!
Sunset Shimmer: Lemon! Please stop shouting, I'm trying to concentrate.
Sunny Flare: Lemon Zest! Stop that right now. It's time to prepare for the Gala, and I refuse to let you put on your new dress when you're all sweaty.
Lemon Zest: What's Sunset doing?
Garble: She's got an awesome magic spell she's been working on for the Gala.
Sunny Flare: Where are the others? It's getting late.
Sugarcoat: Hold your horses, girl. We're here.
Sunny Flare: Perfect! I'm ready.
Indigo Zap: For what?
Sunset Shimmer: All right, Garble.
Lemon Zest: A cherry! Are we having pie?
Garble: Shh! Watch!
[collective: Awesome! Wow! Lovely!]
Sunset Shimmer: Thanks. But that's just the start. Sour Sweet, did you bring your friends?
Sour Sweet: Yes. Will they be safe, Sunset?
Sunset Shimmer: You have my word.
Sunset Shimmer: Ta-da!
[collective: Oh. Uh. Ah. That's a choice. Interesting.]
Sunset Shimmer: Neat, huh? And don't worry. They'll be mice again at midnight.
Sour Sweet: Serenade, no!
["mouse-horses" neighing]
Sunset Shimmer: Wait! Come back! Those horses were supposed to pull our carriage. How will we get to the Gala?
Sunny Flare: Whatever shall we do?
Sunny Flare: Uh... ahem. Excuse me. Uh, would you boys mind pulling our carriage to the Gala?
Sunset Shimmer: Oh. Yeah. Right.
[theme song]
Lemon Zest: Ooh!
Garble: Come on, you guys. Let me in!
Indigo Zap: Sure thing, Garble.
Sour Sweet: Heavens no! We're getting dressed.
Sugarcoat: Dressed? Uh, beg pardon, Sunny, but, uh... we don't normally wear clothes.
Sunny Flare: [moan] I'm sorry, Garble. Some of us do have standards.
Garble: I still can't believe we're gonna be at Canterlot tonight. Our hometown, Sunset! And the best part is that we all get to hang out together all night long!
Indigo Zap: Uh... I-I don't know, Garble.
Sunny Flare: We'll just have to see.
Sugarcoat: We're gonna be a mite busy.
Lemon Zest: Busy having fun! [boing]
Garble: Oh. Okay.
Sunset Shimmer: Don't worry, Garble. We'll all get to spend some time together.
Garble: Great!
Garble: 'Cause I planned out my insider's tour of Canterlot. I've gotta show Sunny the crown jewels, and Sugarcoat the Princess's golden cherry tree. And Lemon, we gotta go to my favorite donut shop.
[excited chatter inside carriage]
Garble: Then let's get moving! Hyah!
Caramel: Excuse me!?
Garble: Um... I...
Lucky Clover: If you weren't friends with our neighbor Sunny... Hmph.
Garble: Whoa! You all look... amazing!
Sunset Shimmer: I can't believe we're finally here. With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this... The Best Night Ever!
[Sunset Shimmer]
At the Gala
[Choir]
At the Gala
[Sour Sweet]
At the Gala
In the garden
I'm going to see them all
All the creatures
I'll befriend them at the Gala
[Choir]
At the Gala
[Sour Sweet]
All the birdies
And the critters
They will love me big and small
We'll become good friends forever
Right here at the Gala!
[Choir]
All our dreams will come true
Right here at the Gala
At the Gala
[Sugarcoat]
At the Gala (It's amazing)
Ah'll sell them (Better hurry)
All me own cherrytastic treats (Yummy yummy)
Hungry ponies (They'll be snacking)
They will buy them (Bring yer money)
Caramel apples, apple sweets (Gimme some)
And ah'll earn a lot of money
for the Blooming family!
[Choir]
All our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter
All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala
At the Gala
[Sunny Flare]
At the Gala
All the royals
They will meet fair Sunny
They will see I'm just as regal at the Gala
[Choir]
At the Gala
[Sunny Flare]
I will find him
My Prince Charming
And how gallant he will be
He will treat me like a lady
Tonight at the Gala!
[Choir]
This is what we've waited for to have the best night ever
Each of us will live our dreams
Tonight at the Gala
At the Gala
[Indigo Zap]
Been dreamin'
I've been waitin'
To fly with those great ponies
The Shadowbolts, their daring tricks
Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands
They'll shower us with diamonds
The Shadowbolts will see me right here at the Gala!
[Choir]
All we've longed for
All we've dreamed
Our happy ever after
Finally will all come true
Right here at the Grand Gala
At the Gala
[Lemon Zest]
I am here at the Grand Gala
For it is the best party
But the one thing it was missing was a pony named Lemon
For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree
Ponies playing
Ponies dancing
With me at the Grand Gala!
[Choir]
Happiness and laughter at the Gala
At the Gala
[Sunset Shimmer]
At the Gala (At the Gala)
With the Princess (With the Princess)
Is where I'm going to be (She will be)
We will talk all about magic and what I've learned and seen (She will see)
It is going to be so special
As she takes time just for me (This will be the best night ever!)
[Choir]
Into the Gala we must go
We're ready now, we're all aglow
Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever
Into the Gala, now's the time
We're ready and we look divine!
[Choir and Sour Sweet]
Into the Gala
[Sour Sweet]
Meet new friends
[Choir and Sugarcoat]
Into the Gala
[Sugarcoat]
Sell some cherries
[Choir and Sunny]
Into the Gala
[Sunny]
Find my Prince
[Choir and Indigo Zap]
Prove I'm great
[Indigo Zap]
As a Shadowbolt is
Sour Sweet: To meet!
Sugarcoat: To sell!
Sunny Flare: To find!
Indigo Zap: To prove!
Pinkie Pie: To whoop!
Sunset Shimmer: To talk!
[All]
Into the Gala
Into the Gala
And we'll have the best night ever!
At the Gala!
Garble: Yeah! This is gonna be the best night ever. You know why? 'Cause we're all gonna spend time at the Gala to... gether. Or not.
Sunset Shimmer: Princess Luna!
Princess Luna: Sunset! It is so lovely to see my star student.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh, I'm so excited to be here! We have so much to catch up on.
Princess Luna: Well, I want you right by my side the entire evening, so we'll have plenty of time together.
Sunset Shimmer: That's just what I was hoping you'd say.
Sunny Flare: [gasp] [squeals of excitement] Hurry, Rarity... Oh, but not too fast. But don't wanna lose him... Wait! Have to play it cool. Oh, but don't be cold! I can't lose him, I can't! He's everything I imagined! Even better than I imagined.
[bird chirping]
Sour Sweet: Oh my! A meadowlark!
[whistling]
Sour Sweet: I think she's calling to me. It's exactly what I wished for! [humming]
[ravens crowing]
[whistling]
Sugarcoat: Ahoy there, mate! You hungry?
Lightning: As a horse!
Sugarcoat: Well, what are ye hankering fer? Caramel apple? Apple pie? Apple fritter? Cherry fritter? Apple fries? Cherry pie? Red rum?
Lightning: I'll take that big apple pie!
Sugarcoat: Well, thank you kindly, sir! Yee-haw! In the first minute, I made my first sale. Just like I expected.
Nightingale: Always hungry after a show. Eh, Lightning?
Lightning: Heh. Yeah! [gasp] My pie! You saved it. Thanks.
Indigo Zap: Hey, no prob.
Nightingale: Hey! I know you. You're the pony that saved us in Cloudsdale and won The Best Flyer Competition.
Indigo Zap: Hay yeah! Name's Indigo Zap.
Nightingale: Well, Indigo Zap Looks like your skills saved us again. Oh, well, at least they saved Lightning's apple pie.
Lightning: [eating noisily] Yeah...
Nightingale: Wanna come hang out with us?
Indigo Zap: Sure. Why not? I'm... hanging... with the... Shadowbolts! [squee, giggle] No time for joshin', mateys!
Lemon Zest: The shiny dance floor... The pretty party ponies... Ooh, the fancy band... Shiny! Pretty! Fancy! [anxious noise] Gotta dance!
[Lemon Zest]
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
It's all I ever dreamed.
It's all I ever dreamed, woo hoo!
It's all I ever dreamed, yippee!
I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[pause]
It's all I've ever... dreamed?
Prince Fancy Pants: Well, hello. I am Prince Fancy Pants.
Sunny Flare: I am... Sunny Flare. Oh my, what a lovely rose.
Prince Fancy Pants: You mean... this rose? Thank you. It goes with my eyes.
Sunny Flare: [moan]
Sour Sweet: [humming]
[whistling]
Sour Sweet: [gasp] My little meadowlark is right around this bend!
Mr. Greenhooves: [whistling]
Sour Sweet: Was that you?
Mr. Greenhooves: Yep! I love whistlin' while I work. [whistles]
Sour Sweet: Oh! Yes... Well... Excuse me.
[animal noises]
Sour Sweet: Oh! I see a black crow! And a spider monkey! And, oh! Is that a wallaroo? Oh, Sour Sweet. You're such a loudmouth.
[ponies chattering]
Indigo Zap: Hey, Nightingale! You ever done a rain cloud double backflip? [to Lightning] You ever soared past lightning? It's awesome!
Princess Luna: Welcome to the Grand Galloping Gala.
Sunset Shimmer: Princess! I've been so excited to spend time with you and...
Princess Luna: Yes. Me too, Sun... Oh, good evening! Welcome to the Gala. Which is why I... Ladies! Lovely to see you again.
Sunset Shimmer: [sigh] Looks like getting a chance to talk to the Princess is gonna be a magic trick in itself.
Sugarcoat: First minute, first sale. Second... Fourth... Sixth... Sixtieth minute... no sales. [sigh] This ain't what I expected at all.
Lemon Zest: I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala... and it's not what I dreamed.
Sunny Flare: This isn't at all what I imagined.
Princess Luna: [in background] Good evening! So nice to see you. Welcome!
Sunset Shimmer: This isn't what I hoped.
Indigo Zap: This isn't hanging out.
Sour Sweet: This isn't what I wished for.
Sunset Shimmer: No!
Sunny Flare: I waited all my life...
Sour Sweet: ...for this moment!
Lemon Zest: And I'm not going to...
Sugarcoat: ...let it slip by!
Indigo Zap: If it's the last thing I do...
Sunset Shimmer: ...I'm gonna make this...
All: ...the best night ever!
Sour Sweet: I just have to be more bold, like Sunset says. [loudly] I'm so sorry to have scared you, my friends! But I'm leaving now, so you can all come out!
[sound of crunching]
Sour Sweet: Gotcha! It's okay. I promise not to hurt you. I just wanna be your... friend?
Mr. Greenhooves: Mmm... Sounds good to me.
Indigo Zap: Come on, Indigo! If they don't notice you, you gotta make 'em notice you. [whistles]
Count Caesar: [yells] [grunts]
Sunny Flare: Just give him a chance, Sunny. His princely side is sure to come out if you're just patient.
Prince Fancy Pants: Miss Sunny! Stop!
Sunny Flare: Oh. Prince Fancy Pants! How chivalrous.
Prince Fancy Pants: One would hate to slip.
Sunny Flare: Yes. One certainly would.
Prince Fancy Pants: One's cloak should take care of the problem.
Sunny Flare: Oh, of course it will.
Lemon Zest: [gasp] [whispering]
Lemon Zest: C'mon, everypony! I know what will make you shake those groove-thangs!
[Lemon Zest]
You reach your right hoof in
You reach your right hoof out
You reach your right hoof in
And you shake it all about
You do the Pony Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout
That's what I'm talking about
You step your left hoof in
You pull it right back out
You step your left hoof in
But you better help him out
You do the Pony Pokey but should find a different route
That's what it's all about
You kick your back left in
You pull your back left out
You reach your back left in
Just be brave and have no doubt
You do the Pony Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout
That's what I'm singing about
You tilt your head in
You tilt your head out
You tilt your head in
Then you shake it all about
You do the Pony Pokey even though your date's a lout
You're better off without
You stomp your whole self in
You stomp your whole self out
You stomp your whole self in
And you stomp yourself about
You do the Pony Pokey and you give a little shout-
Sour Sweet: COME OUT!
[Lemon Zest]
That's what I'm talking about
You do the Pony Pokey
You do the Pony Pokey
You do the Pony Pokey
And that's what it's all about
Yeah!
Lyrica Lilac: Young lady, this is not that kind of party.
Lemon Zesf: Ohhhhhh... They don't want a party. These ponies want a paaartay!
Sunny Flare: Two cherry fritters and two glasses of red rum, please.
Sugarcoat: Two cherry fritters and two red rums comin' right up. That'll be eight bits.
Sunny Flare: Ahem.
Prince Fancy Pants: Ahem.
Sunny Flare: Ahem!
Prince Fancy Pants: Ahem!
Sunny Flare: [sigh] I'm going to have to pay, aren't I?
Sugarcoat: It's okay, Sunny Flare. I got you covered.
Sunny Flare: Thank you, Sugarcoat. At least somepony here has good manners.
Prince Fancy Pants: [barf] Oh! Fritters! Dumplings! Caramel apples! Rum! My royal lips have touched common carnival fare! I'm going to the buffet for some... hors d'oeuvres.
Sugarcoat: Well, no wonder nopony wants my food. They're fillin' up on those fancy-schmancy vittles. Well, my down-home cherries are plenty good enough for this crowd. I'll just dress 'em up a bit and prove it to 'em.
Sour Sweet: I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes. As soon as one of you little birds or monkeys or bears touches this net... you'll be mine! Mine! [evil laugh] Whoa!
Lemon Zest: Come on, everypony! You wanted a partay? Now it's paaartaaay! Yeah! Uh! Now that's a beat, yeah! Uh! C'mon, dance! Yeah, woohoo!
Sugarcoat: Okay, all you high-class ponies. Here's a highfalutin cherry cake for your hoity-toity taste buds.
Sugarcoat: Stage dive!
Sunny Flare and Prince Fancy Pants: [scream]
Sunny Flare: [angry growl] Celestia on a bicycle! You, sir, are the most uncharming prince I have ever met! In fact, the only thing royal about you is that you are a royal pain! Gah, disgusting! I hope you should be sent to the closest loony bin!
Prince Fancy Pants: Ewww...! Uh, stay back! I just had myself groomed!
Sunny Flare: Afraid to get dirty?! [babbles]
Prince Fancy Pants: [whimpering]
Indigo Zap: This is my chance! Yes! Whoa!
[crash]
Sunset Shimmer: Well... it can't get any worse.
[rumbling]
[door opens]
[animals chattering]
Sour Sweet: You're... going to love me!
[ponies screaming]
Sunset Shimmer: Um, um, uh... Eugh.
Princess Luna: Run.
Sunset Shimmer: [whistles]
Lemon Zest: Ooh! Sunny, your glass slipper! Now your prince is sure to find you.
Sunny Flare: [shriek] No! Ugh! Let's go!
Garble: Hey, Pony Joe. Another donut.
Joe: Don't you think you've had enough?
Garble: Another donut! Extra sprinkles!
[bell rings]
Joe: Sunset Shimmer! Ha, ha. Long time no see.
Garble: Hey, how was the Gala? How was your best night ever? Was it?
Everypony: [collectively] NO!
Garble: That sounds like the worst night ever!
Everypony: It was! [laughter]
Sunset Shimmer: I just hope Princess Luna isn't upset with us for ruining the Gala.
Princess Luna: That was the best Grand Galloping Gala ever!
Everypony: Princess Luna!
Sunset Shimmer: Pardon me, Princess, but tonight was just awful.
Princess Luna: Oh, Sunset. The Grand Galloping Gala is always awful.
Sunset Shimmer: It is?
Princess Luna: That is why I was thrilled you were all attending. I was hoping you could liven things up a bit. And while the evening may not have gone as you planned, I'm sure you'll agree that in the end it didn't turn out so bad for this group of friends.
Sunset Shimmer: You're right, Princess. Friends have a way of making even the worst of times into something pretty great.
Indigo Zap: Yeah! Hanging out with friends!
Sour Sweet: Talking!
Lemon Zest: Laughing!
Garble: You mean doing exactly what I wanted to do the whole time?
Sunset Shimmer: Yes, Garble. You were right.
Sugarcoat: As horrible as our night was...
Sunny Flare: ...being together here has made it all better.
Lemon Zest: In fact, it's made it...
All (except Luna): ...the best night ever! [laughter]
[music]
[credits]