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Friendship is Magic: The Seventh Element

Friendship Is Magic: The Seventh Element

by Master Mr B


Chapters


  • 1. Prologue
  • 2. Friendship is Magic Part 1
  • 3. Friendship is Magic Part 2
  • 4. The Ticketmaster
  • 5. Applebuck Season
  • 6. Gilda The Brush Off
  • 7. Boast Busters
  • 8. Dragonshy
  • 9. Look Before You Sleep
  • 10. Bridle Gossip
  • 11. Swarm of the Century
  • 12. Winter Wrap Up
  • 13. Call of the Cutie
  • 14. Fall Weather Friends
  • 15. Suited For Success
  • 16. Feeling Pinkie Keen
  • 17. Sonic Rainboom
  • 18. The Stare Master
  • 19. The Show Stoppers
  • 20. A Dog and Pony Show
  • 21. Green Isn't Your Color
  • 22. Over a Barrel
  • 23. A Bird in the Hoof
  • 24. The Cutie Mark Chronicles
  • 25. Owl's Well That Ends Well
  • 26. Party of One
  • 27. The Best Night Ever
  • 28. Intermission 1
  • 29. Return of Harmony Part 1
  • 30. Return of Harmony Part 2
  • 31. Lesson Zero
  • 32. Luna Eclipsed
  • 33. Sisterhooves Social
  • 34. The Cutie Pox
  • 35. May the Best Pet Win!
  • 36. The Mysterious Mare Do Well
  • 37. Sweet and Elite
  • 38. Secret of My Excess
  • 39. A Hearth's Warming Tale
  • 40. Family Appreciation Day
  • 41. Baby Cakes
  • 1. Prologue

    Prologue

    Pony's Log Number 100: I still can't believe how much my life is shaped on a destiny I still don't understand.

    I never had a normal life. From what I learned as a young filly, I was found by Princess Celestia under what had apparently been a massive amount of rubble. Apparently the house had either burnt down and collapsed with me on top of it. I just don't understand how it's even possible that I even survived that, especially when you consider I was apparently just a few days old according to the doctors. But nevertheless, I was alive and well with no serious injuries. According to Celestia, she said my magic is what saved me.

    Magic? Well it made sense. I am a unicorn after all. If you are wondering who I am, according to Celestia my name was Mario Star.

    I've got a peach colored fur with a orange colored mane and tail and chocolate colored eyes. While I am a colt, during my days as a young foal I was actually very small. This made me very shy when I was little. During my early days as a foal, I spent most of my time near my Mom.

    Yes, Celestia is my mother. At least that is what I called her. Whether it was out of pity or she really did like me saying it, I'll never know. (And the elites made it their mission to say it was the former.) But she did look out for me like a real mother did and I loved being with her. When she was busy, her niece Candace would spent time with me. We bonded so well that Celestia literally called us siblings, which made me very happy. She even let me call her sister and I suddenly felt like I was a part of the royal family.

    Once I was old enough, she enrolled me in her academy of gifted unicorns. Passing my entrance exams didn't seem to be a problem. In fact, I appeared to be advanced in both my magical skills and intelligence, but Celestia always hoped that I would find some friends that I could spend my time with besides her. I even accused her of getting rid of me, but she just laughed it off. I laughed as well, knowing what she said was true. I wanted a friend, but I just didn't have the courage to speak up. Being bullied didn't help my self-confidence either. You would think that being able to learn and master so many different skills and abilities very quickly would have helped. I even tried working out so I wasn't just strong magically and intellectually, but also physically as well. Even when I was at the top of my class and played in various sports and junior athletics, I still felt no better about myself. Could you blame me? I didn't even have my cutie mark while the other foals were getting their one by one!

    I remember that day when suddenly my confidence hit me like...BOOM, like lightening. Literally, it was like a big boom. A sonic rainboom to be exact. My mother and I were just taking a nice walk around the castle when we heard this massive rumble. I had sensed a massive magical surge. When we both looked up, seeing the massive ring of beautiful colors light the sky. It was right after a big flash of light appeared and we saw a large dragon head appeared out of the castle tower of the academy. We wasted no time tracking the source. That was when I saw her.

    She was most beautiful unicorn I had ever seen. Her mane and tail were such a lovely shade of magenta and purple and she looked overwhelmed by her magical power. My mom had said I was in the same condition when she found me so I could sympathize. Once she had managed to settle down, Celestia had informed her that she would be her personal student. I was a little jealous at first, but then I just couldn't speak up. In fact, I felt like she needed Mom more than me. So quietly I had accepted the fact I was going to be replaced, but still felt content about it. That was when I felt something warm against my flank. At the same time, the little unicorn had gotten the same flash of light against hers own flank. That was when Mom pointed out her cutie mark and she began to hop about excitedly. I just smiled when Celestia turned to me.

    "Well looks like she wasn't the only one who got her cutie mark today," she pointed out. I froze a bit and looked behind myself. There before me was a golden star that had a silver heart in the center of it with a gold ribbon underneath it, giving the star a majestic appearance. I was so excited that day to finally have my cutie mark I started to dance around, but the stopped when I noticed everypony was staring at me. I suddenly felt very bashful and ducked behind Celestia's hind leg to hide. No one seemed to say anything else about it and the little unicorn left.

    I still think Celestia knew that I liked her because the first day of magic school. She sent me a letter with very simple instructions: You and her will be working together as my personal students. I want you to introduce herself and be her friend.

    Despite my insecurities, I managed to find the courage to head to dorm and introduce herself. (Which was super easy since Celestia had put our dorm rooms next to each other). I literally stumbled through my entire introduction, only to realize she was so busy panicking about her first day that she had ignored my entire speech and even asked me who I was. I was embarassed, but saved face by telling her my name and that I knew where our first class was. She seemed pleased, introducing herself as Twilight Sparkle, before we walked together and the rest was history.

    I wanted to say that it was the start of a beautiful friendship, but I wouldn't exactly describe it that way. We spent more time working together on our classes and taking care of her new baby dragon named Spike. Once Spike was old enough to talk, he was also helpful, earning his position as Twilight's number one assistant. A title that I would rather have, but just let it go. As I said before, I got to spend my time with Twilight and that made me happy.

    But as the years went by, that happiness seemed to become bittersweet. While together Twilight and I excelled in our studies of magic, Twilight was pretty much a bookworm. So was I, but the problem came in the fact that all she ever wanted to do was study. At first that seemed fine, but as time went by we did befriend our classmates that we saw the most in class. Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Heart, Lyra, and Moon Dancer. Twilight and Moon Dancer seemed to enjoy studying together. While the rest of the group made their efforts to help me gain some self confidence. For the most part it worked and I learned that talking to other girls wasn't as difficult as I thought it would be. They also encourage me to take my physical training to the next level. As a result, I became more agile and flexible than most ponies. I was the only pony who could jump a full five yards high without hurting himself. My studies in hedgehog behavior taught me how to curl up into a ball and spin around as I jumped and moved about. That technique actually saved my life when a guard accidentally knocked me off one of the castle bridges and I was able to save myself. Yet my biggest accomplishment was my speed.

    I still remember when Minuette and Twinkleshine encouraged me to enter the school track team competition. Until that point, I never really believe that I was fast or could win a race. In fact, I was far behind during the first leg of the race, but as I continued to run, my top speed and determination continued to grow. By the time the final sprint came, I literally pulled away from the competition at twice the top speed as the rest of the competition. Of course I was disqualified for cheating simply because I was a unicorn and accused of using a speed spell, which wasn't true. Princess Celestia was able to have the race redone. This time using a spell to disable my magic. I actually was even faster and won the race well ahead of the competition, earning me first prize. I continued to do for a few years and I was recognized at the fastest unicorn alive! Until one race when someone jostled me so hard that I crashed and broke both my hind legs. The coach immediately dismissed me from that team without even seeing if I could recover. After that, my spotlight as a pony racer was done. It was a shame too...considering I fully recovered and I'm slowly approaching speeds that could make a sonic rainboom. I took a huge step backwards in socializing and making new friends after that, sticking to my studies with Twilight. Yet I know I wasn't the one who quit and my friends knew that too. Except for Twilight, who never showed up for any of my races. Despite being less social, I still made time for the other girls, at least kept myself in shape despite vowing to never join a sporting again ever again.

    Despite the setback, I put more effort in actually trying to get Twilight out of her books so we could have some fun together. Yes, everypony, I still liked her and my crush on her continued to grow. I admit it. I was in love. But unlike most boys my age, I learned long ago that so called macho and tough guy attitude doesn't work. So I did the next best thing...be her friend. I stuck by Twilight whenever she needed a friend and she always seemed to be grateful, but our "friendship" never really grew. She just seemed as distant as ever, clueless to my feelings for her.

    Now we're literally young adults continuing our studies under Princess Celestia and things don't really seem that much different. We've all grown up so some extent. However, I still am very small for a young colt. Aside from my male stature, I'm no bigger than most of the full grown mares that we still kept in touch with. Things hadn't changed much between me and Twilight either. The rest of our group had put less effort in trying to get her have some fun since she was always turning them down. I was beginning to wonder if sticking with her was even worth it. My feelings were her were very strong. I just couldn't give up yet. After all, if I give up in her, she wouldn't have a friend anymore. (She even questioned me that I only stayed because Celestia told me so. I made sure to diffuse that accusation. I stayed because I looo...uhh...liked her.)

    Something had to give. Something that would finally get her nose out of the books so we could actually be good friends and see where thing would go.

    Who knew that opportunity would come sooner than expected...

    Here it is! The start of my second ever fanfiction.

    Based on the comments from "Animal Crossing Adventures" it appears that I can capture the characters of main six rather well. So...guess it's time to make a MyLittlePony fanfiction story.

    Now let's get some things out of the way.

    This fanfiction will follow the main Friendship is Magic story line as close as possible. My OC is only meant to enhance the adventure. Like anyone who watches the show and actually feels part of the adventure. Sometimes he'll take center stage, other times he'll be like a background pony. He won't need to be involved in all the stories, but he can have opinions about what is going on. I do plan on rewriting and trying to some extent to novelize the episodes. There might even be bonus scenes if necessary.

    My OC will be a blend of Super Mario, Sonic, and few others, but he is no crossover characters. Unless some actually wants to see a particular power-up during any story. I don't plan to use them. Well there maybe one or two, but this is an MLP story.

    He won't be as depressing as the characters were in my previous pic. He'll be dramatic when necessary, but he's also supposed to be funny and sarcastic. He's also the only boy of the group so you can expect that sort of dynamic when he interacts with the main six.

    And let's just settle this right away. He is a jack of all trades type of pony. If he just pops out of the blue with an expert skill. That is just who he is...and why he has his star cutie mark.

    Friendship is Magic is meant to be K, but for the sake of his romantic interest I'm putting K10 to be safe. But no worries. It won't be anything beyond what most fans saw between Big Mac and Sugar Belle. (I'm neutral to the shipping wars. I'm just happy he's got a special somepony.)

    And to avoid any issues like with my first story. If you want to post a review, please be nice okay. If I deem your review to be non-constructive, it will be removed.

    Okay. Now that is out of the way. As Twilight would say: "Let's do this!"

    2. Friendship is Magic Part 1

    Magic of Friendship Part 1

    Pony's Log number 101: What started as a rather simple assignment would change my life forever...

    Mario: "Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their kingdom and their subjects, all the different types of ponies. But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful. The ponies relished and played in the day her elder sister brought forth, but shunned and slept through her beautiful night. One fateful day, the younger unicorn refused to lower the moon to make way for the dawn. The elder sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young one's heart had transformed her into a wicked mare of darkness: Nightmare Moon."

    "She vowed that she would shroud the land in eternal night. Reluctantly, the elder sister harnessed the most powerful magic known to ponydom: the Elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the Elements of Harmony, she defeated her younger sister, and banished her permanently in the moon. The elder sister took on responsibility for both..."

    "...sun and moon..." Twilight continued, cutting him off.

    "Hey...I was..."

    "...and harmony had been maintained for generations since," Twilight finished, not noticing she had cut Mario off again, "Hmm...the elements of Harmony. I know I've heard of those before...but where?" Twilight continued to ponder about it while Mario just sighed in defeat while he sat next to her.

    "I have a feeling we will both find out..." he said to himself.

    [theme song]

    It wasn't much longer before Twilight and Mario began to head back to Twilight's home observatory. While many teased that Mario and Twilight shared a home there. They didn't, but Mario did work late into the light doing research projects with her so he could get why they said that. It was then Twinkleshine, Minuette, and Lemon Heart arrived on the same road.

    "There you are, Twilight! Mario!" Twinkleshine called out cheerfully, "Moon Dancer is having a little get together at the west castle courtyard. Wanna come?" Mario smiled. He had known about Moon Dancer's little party for a few days.

    "We'll be there for sure," said Mario, for he had promised to get Twilight there one way or another, "I can't..."

    "Oh sorry, girls," Twilight replied gently, "I've got a lot of studying to catch on. Plus Mario and I are busy today." Mario went agape. This was the first time he was hearing this when Twilight dashed away.

    "Could you excuse...could you excuse me please?" Mario replied to the stunned girls sheepishly before dashing after Twilight, "Twi...Twi. Twi!" The other girls just looked indignant as they watched both unicorns disappear.

    "Does that pony do anything except study?" Twinkleshine remarked with a sigh, "I think she's more interested in books than friends."

    "How does Mario put up with her?" Lemon Heart added. The other two unicorns just shrugged. Twilight was just busy dashing about the courtyard ground at high speed with Mario following close behind. They had just crossed a bridge when Lyra waved at Twilight, but she zipped by. Mario slowed down.

    "Hey Lyra," said Mario, "Sorry can't talk. Need to stop Twilight from skipping another party. See ya!" Mario then took at night, speed, making her and the pony next to her feel a huge gust of wind from the table. It wasn't long before he had caught up with Twilight and he was not happy.

    "Twilight Sparkle, we need to..."

    "I know I've heard the Elements of Harmony," she said aloud as Mario rolled his eyes as they continued to run back towards a tall golden tower that represented her home and research lab.

    "Will you listen to me?" he bellowed, but his words fell on deaf ears as they arrived back at the entrance. Since Twilight was so determined to find what she was looking for, she didn't know until it was too late that Spike was making his way out of the house with a package in his claws. and bashed him right out of the way.

    "Ow!" Spike groaned as Mario helped him to his feet.

    "Spike! Spi-ike! Spike?" Twilight called out as the climbed up the steps the research part of her home, not even realizing she had almost run him over. Spike only groaned.

    "Down here!" Mario called out, letting his frustration out as he said it.

    "There you are!" Twilight called out, "quick, find me that old copy of Predictions and Prophecies." She then noticed the bashed package stuck to the end of his tail.

    "What's that for?" she asked.

    "It was a gift for Moon Dancer, but..." Spike then yelped as the gift was set aside.

    "Oh Spike, you know we don't have time for that sort of thing," Twilight pointed out.

    "But we're on a break!" Spike protested.

    "You promised us a day off!" Mario added, "You and I were supposed to..." He noticed she wasn't even listening to her. "...go to this party together...as my date." The last part was too soft for anyone to notice as Twilight pulled out multiple books with her horn and began reading the titles.

    "No, no, no...no, no, no!" She grunted, "Spike!" Spike just sighed as he effortlessly headed towards another tall ladder and headed towards another book shelf and grabbed the book with ease.

    "It's over here!" Spike called out with the book in his arms and the book and the dragon were pulled towards Twilight. Mario tried to catch Spike but was a little late. And got several books to the head as Twilight released her magic on them.

    "Ah! Elements, Elements..." Twilight said aloud to herself as she searched the pages, "E...E...E...Aha! Elements of Harmony, see: Mare in the Moon?" Spike and Mario just sighed. Not only was their day off ruined, but they were left cleaning up Twilight's tossed books. It hadn't been the first time she did that either.

    "Mare in the Moon?" Spike pondered as he and Mario put the books back in their proper place, "But that's just an old ponies' tale."

    "That's not what Mom told me..." Mario added as he placed another books into the shelf.

    "Mare...mare...aha!" Twilight exclaimed as she found what she was looking for, "The Mare in the Moon, myth from olden pony times. A powerful pony who wanted to rule Equestria, defeated by the Elements of Harmony and imprisoned in the moon. Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal!" Twilight gasped.

    "Spike, Mario! Do you know what this means?" Twilight asked. Spike was fighting not to lose balance of the ladder as it wobbled dangerously. Mario tried to keep it steady, but the number of books and Spike wobbling made doing so more difficult.

    "No...whoa! OW!" Spike tumbled once more, but this time Twilight caught him with ease. Mario just looked to see he was alright before looking rather glum at Twilight.

    "We're not going to Moon Dancer's party are we?" he asked in a bored tone.

    "Take a note please, to the Princess," Twilight asked.

    "Okie dokie," said Spike as he grabbed a quill and some paper. hopped off Twilight's back and got ready to write. Spike he gotten good at writing as fast as Twilight could speak. While Mario could do the same, his penmanship was rather...subpar.

    "My dearest teacher," Twilight began as she paced about the room, "My continuing studies of pony magic have led me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster!"

    "Hold on," said Spike, while he was a fast writer, sometimes Twilight would use words a bit too...complex for his caliber, "Preci...preci..."

    "Threshold," Twilight proposed instead.

    "Threh..."

    "Mario help him out!" Twilight asked annoyed.

    "Sorry, but you know I only scrapped by with a A- in spelling," Mario pointed out. He was good at multiple things, but he had acknowledged by now he wasn't good at everything.

    "Uh brink?" Twilight proposed. Spike was still struggling until Twilight grunted impatiently, "Ugh, that something really bad is about to happen! For you see, the mythical Mare in the Moon is in fact Nightmare Moon, and she's about to return to Equestria, and bring with her eternal night! Something must be done to make sure that this terrible prophecy does not come true. I await your quick response. Your faithful student..."

    "Ahem" Mario coughed. While Twilight had done more work on this particular research project, she always seemed to forget crediting him for everything else they had done together. He could only forego being left out so many times and this was it.

    "Fine...faithful students, Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star," Twilight added with an eye roll as she started out her large glass window wall.

    "Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star," Spike replied slowly, "Got it!"

    "Great! Send it!" Twilight replied excitedly.

    "Now?"

    "Of course!"

    Spike was about to send it when he realized something.

    "Uh, I dunno, Twilight," Spike replied as he held the letter in his claw, "Princess Celestia's a little busy getting ready for the Summer Sun Celebration. And it's like, the day after tomorrow."

    "That's just it, Spike," Twilight pointed out as she got into his face, "The day after tomorrow is the thousandth year of the Summer Sun Celebration! It's imperative that the Princess is told right away!"

    "Impera...Impera..."

    "Important!" Twilight bellowed.

    "Whoa!" Spike exclaimed as he tumbled backwards into a bookshelf. Mario tried to catch him but ended up getting shoved back himself.

    "Take it easy Twilight," said Mario, "Let's just calm down and think this through for a second..."

    "NOW!"

    "Okay, okay!" Spike retorted as he blew a green flame over the letter and it magically disappeared, "There, it's on its way. But I wouldn't hold your breath..."

    "Oh, I'm not worried, Spike," Twilight replied confidently, "The Princess trusts me completely. In all the years she's been my...er, Mario and I's...mentor, she's never once doubted me...unlike someone I know..." Mario looked hurt.

    "Hey, I do trust you," Mario replied gently as he walked up to her, "I trust you with my life Twilight. I just think you spend too much time reading dusty old books. There's more to life than just studying all the time. Look at me for example! I can do more than just study you know."

    "True, you can do alot of different things," said Spike, "plus your agile, can jump super high, and you did become the fastest pony alive."

    "Until his accident cost him everything and he had to focus on his studies," Twilight added, "which were more important than fame and fortune."

    "Oh you had to bring that up didn't you?" Mario retorted, clearly offended, "And if you recall, despite never getting to get back on the track I beat the odds and now I'm getting closer to running faster than the speed of..."

    "BLECH!" Spike let out a loud belch and another letter magically appeared before them.

    "See?" Twilight replied with a smile, "I knew she would want to take immediately action." Mario just mocked her sentence silently as Spike opened up the letter.

    "My dearest, most faithful students, Twilight and Mario," Spike read as he cleared his throat, "You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely..."

    "Mm-hm!" Twilight nodded smugly as Mario rolled his eyes and stood next to her.

    "...but you simply must stop reading those dusty old books!" Spike finished. Twilight gasped and Mario chuckled to himself.

    "Called it," he said proudly.

    "Uhh, Mario...she meant the both of you," Spike added. Twilight gave him a smirk that said "you wanted to be included in this letter". Mario just grumbled to himself. Soon enough they were on a flying chariot being pulled by two strong royal Pegasus pony guards. It was taking them towards their mission above the clouds. Mario just enjoyed the ride while Twilight continued to pout against the edge of the chariot.

    "My dear Twilight and Mario," Spike continued as he read the letter over while they were on their way, "There is more to a young pony's life than studying, so I'm sending you to supervise the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration in this year's location: Ponyville. And, I have an even more essential task for you to complete, especially Twilight: make some friends!" Twilight just sighed to herself. She was not looking forward to this mission at all. Especially the second half. Mario, was much more enthusiastic.

    "Well, despite the circumstances," he said to Twilight, "I had always said we needed to get out of Canterlot together. This will be a nice change."

    "True," Spike added, "Look on the bright side, Twilight. The Princess arranged for you to stay in a library. Doesn't that make you happy?"

    "Yes, yes it does," said Twilight, now smiling, "You know why? Because I'm right! I'll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to find some proof of Nightmare Moon's return."

    "Then...when will you make friends, like the Princess said?" Spike asked.

    "Yeah Twilight," Mario added, "Don't get me wrong. I'll help you anyway I can. You're not the only one whose sensing trouble, but I would like to have the time to make some friends."

    "She said to check on the preparations," Twilight retorted as they began to descend into what appeared to be an open street in the town of Ponyville, "I'm her student, and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me, or us, making friends."

    "How do you know that?" Mario asked before hearing the two royal guards give a horse-like whinnying.

    "Thanks you sirs," Twilight replied.

    "I left some bits for you two in the chariot," said Mario, "Thanks for the smooth ride you guys." The two horses huffed in appreciation as the three friends began to scan about the town. It was just then a particular pink pony with cotton candy style hair and tail walked up to them.

    "Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about," said Spike, "Come on, Twilight, just try!"

    "Go on," Mario added, "Someone came to see us!" Twilight noticed the pink pony and tried her best to smile.

    "Um...hello?" she said slowly.

    "Who are you?" Mario asked, despite feeling a little shy himself.

    "GASP!" the pink pony exclaimed before zipping away at top speed. If Twilight and Mario hadn't ducked, she would have collided with their heads, and taken them with her.

    "Well that was interesting all right," said Twilight unamused.

    "Random too," Mario added. Spike just sighed as he pulled out a long checklist.

    "Summer Sun Celebration official overseer's checklist," Spike read aloud, "Number one, banquet preparations: Sweet Apple Acres."

    "Heehaw!" shouted a orange pony with blonde hair that hair both her hair and tail tied into ponytails. She also had a brown stenson hat on her head and was knocking apples down a tree by bucking the tree with her back legs.

    "Wow," said Mario, clearly impressed.

    "Let's get this over with," said Twilight with a sigh as they made their way towards the orange pony, "Good afternoon. My name is Twilight Sparkle-"Twilight was soon caught off guard as the orange pony began to roughly shake her hoof.

    "Well, howdy-doo, Miss Twilight," said the orange pony with a thick country accent, "a pleasure makin' your acquaintance. I'm Applejack. We here at Sweet Apple Acres sure do like making new friends!"

    "My name is Mario Star," Mario added, trying to introduce himself, "and..."

    "Friend?" Twilight replied, cutting Mario off, "Actually, I...er...we..."

    "So, what can I do you two for?" Applejack asked, not missing a beat or the nervousness in both Mario and Twilight. Poor Twilight's hoof was still shaking about and Spike and Mario had to grab it to make it stop. Spike just snickered until Twilight glared at him and cleared her throat.

    "Well, we are in fact here to supervise preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration," Twilight explained.

    "And you're in charge of the food?" Mario finished, tired of being cut off and wanted a word edgewise.

    "We sure as sugar are!" said Applejack proudly, "Would you care to sample some?"

    "Sure," said Mario, feeling his shyness return.

    "As long as it doesn't take too long," Twilight added, getting a glare from Mario until they both heard a triangle start ringing.

    "Soup's on, everypony!" Applejack called out and then a loud thumping was heard and they were wisked away by what felt like a huge mass of ponies and brought before a round table with a green checkered colored cloth. The three felt rather frazzled until Applejack sat nearby.

    "Now why don't I introduce y'all to the Apple Family?" Applejack proposed.

    "Thanks, but I really need to hurry-"

    "This here is Apple Fritter," Applejack began, cutting off Twilight as one by one, each introduced family member brought a apple treat to the table, "Apple Bumpkin, Red Gala, Red Delicous, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, Apple Cinnamon Crisp..." Applejack took a deep breath to regain some air. "...Big Macintosh, Apple Bloom, and Granny Smith. Up'n'attem, Granny Smith, we got guests." An elderly pony soon woke from her slumber with a loud snort.

    "Wha...? Soup's on?" she retorted, "I'm up, and here I come, ah'm comin'..." Applejack looked about the family as they surrounded the three. During the intros, Applejack has shoved a green apple into Twilight's mouth.

    "Why, I'd say you're already part of the family!" said Applejack happily. Mario felt a little emotional.

    Must be nice to have such a huge family, he thought, I wish I had a family this big. Why do I feel like fit in with them? Must be that country hospitality I read up on a few years ago. His thoughts were interrupted when Twilight spat out the chewed up apple out of her mouth and gave a nervous laugh.

    "Okay, well," she replied slowly, "I can see the food situation has been handled. So we'll be on our way..." She had turned to leave when a small yellow filly with a red mane and big pink bow walked shyly up to her. Mario had remembered her name was Apple Bloom.

    "Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?" Apple Bloom asked quietly as she gave Twilight and Mario puppy dog eyes.

    "Can you really say no to that face?" said Mario. He honestly didn't want to leave.

    "Sorry," said Twilight, trying to minimize damage, "but we have an awful lot to do..." Everyone gave a long disappointed sigh, even Mario.

    "...Fine," Twilight conceded and the Apple family, and Mario, cheered. It was a couple of hours later they finally left. Spike and Mario felt very satisfied.

    "Food's all taken care of," said Spike, "next is the weather."

    "Indeed, that feast was awesome," said Mario, "If I didn't love apples before, I sure do now!"

    "Ugh..." Twilight groaned, her belly now visible, "I ate too much pie..."

    "I told you," Mario pointed out, "Sampling means taking small amounts of everything. Not devouring everything shoved at you, but did you listen to me! No!" Twilight just grunted angrily as Mario smirked and they kept moving.

    "Hmm, there's supposed to be a Pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash clearing the clouds," Spike pointed out as a few clouds hung around the sky.

    "Well, she's not doing a very good job, is she?" Twilight pointed out. Suddenly, a blue Pegasus pony with rainbow mane and tail came crashing down on both Mario and Twilight. The impact sent them both flying into a giant patch of mud.

    "Nng" Twilight replied as she was coated in mud.

    "MMF!" Mario added angrily, coated just as badly too. The blue pony just laughed sheepishly.

    "Uh, 'scuse me?" she replied with more sheepish laughter as she hovered about.

    "Nnnn," said Mario and Twilight together with a death glare. The blue pony just laughed.

    "Lemme help you," said the blue pony as she grabbed a nearby rain cloud and had it downpour on the two of them, leaving them soaked. She laughed sheepishly once more.

    "Oops, I guess I overdid it," she remarked from above the cloud.

    "Ya think?" Mario retorted, "if I wanted water dumped at me, I bet I could just walk through the door of my home and get a bucket of it there!" Keep in mind that Mario was a nerd in school so he was victim of this joke at least once. The pony laughed.

    "That prank is a classic!" she answered and remembered about drying them off, "Um, uh, how about this? My very own patented Rain-Bow Dry!" She created a large wind tunnel around the two unicorns to dry out them both off, but it worked a little too well. While they were now dry, both their manes and tails now frizzy and poofy. Mario looked like a disco pony and Twilight wasn't any better.

    "Don't thank me," the blue pony replied before looking at the two, "You're quite welcome." But the sight was too much and both her and Spike burst out laughing onto their backs. Mario and Twilight just glared.

    "Let me guess," Twilight retorted, "You're Rainbow Dash."

    "The one and only," she replied with cockiness as she got up, knocking Spike away, "Why, you heard of me?"

    "I heard you were supposed to be keeping the sky clear," Twilight remarked with a sigh, "I'm Twilight Sparkle and this here is Mario Star, and the Princess sent us to check on the weather."

    "Yeah, yeah, that'll be a snap," said Rainbow Dash, waving her off as she got comfortable on a cloud above them, "I'll do it in a jiffy. Just as soon as I'm done practicing."

    "Practicing for what?" Twilight asked.

    "Crashing into other ponies and messing up their manes?" Mario asked under his breath as he brushed his to get the puffiness out, Rainbow seemed to have ignored him.

    "The Wonderbolts," said Rainbow Dash excitedly as she pointed towards a nearby poster, "They're gonna perform at the Celebration tomorrow, and I'm gonna show 'em my stuff!"

    "Good luck with that," said Mario. He actually knew a pony who had made the Wonderbolts Academy, but he had promised not to say anything.

    "The...Wonderbolts?" Twilight asked with a smirk.

    "Yep!" Rainbow Dash replied.

    "The most talented flyers in all of Equestria?" Twilight added.

    "That's them!"

    "Pfft! Please!" Twilight retorted, "They'd never accept a Pegasus who can't even keep the sky clear for one measly day!"

    "Or send ponies into the mud!" Mario added.

    "Hey, I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat!" Rainbow retorted.

    "Prove it!" Twilight and Mario challenged. Rainbow then zoomed high into the sky, taking care of the remaining clouds in rapid session. While Mario didn't want to admit it, he was impressed. Twilight was agape as Rainbow returned with a whoosh.

    "Loop-de-loop around, and wham!" said Rainbow Dash as she finished up, "What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat. I'd never leave Ponyville hanging." Twilight, Mario, and Spike just stared with their jaws dropped. She began to laugh at their shock.

    "You should see the look on your face," she laughed as flew around them, "Ha! You're a laugh, Twilight Sparkle. You too Mario Star! I can't wait to hang out some more."

    "Cool," said Mario once he shook off his shock as Rainbow dash zoomed away.

    "Wow, she's amazing!" said Spike with a laugh.

    "I know right," Mario added, "Finally someone who can actually keep up with me on a run." That was when Spike started playing with Twilight's still puffy mane.

    "Rrgh!" Twilight growled when she realized her mane was still a mess and Rainbow Dash has outsmarted her and stomped away.

    "Wait!" Spike called out as he and Mario went after her, "it's kinda pretty once you get used to it!"

    "Yeah Twilight," said Mario, "I frizzy mane doesn't mean you don't look beautiful." Twilight glared as Mario felt a light blush hit his face. He didn't use that adjective too often with Twilight and her glare made him even more insecure for saying it.

    "I meant that," he said softly. Twilight just said nothing and they headed into a large building with a round dome. It was apparently supposed to be where the main ceremony would take place.

    "Decorations. Beautiful..." said Spike in awe.

    "Indeed," said Mario as he finished fixing his mane.

    "Yes, the decor is coming along nicely," Twilight put in, "This ought'a be quick. I'll be at the library in no time. Beautiful indeed."

    "Not the decor," said Spike, clearly dazed, "her!" Mario and Twilight looked ahead and there before them was a marshmallow colored unicorn with beautifully curled dark purple mane and tail. She was apparently deep in thought as she shuffled through some ribbons with her magic.

    "No, no, no, oh!" she exclaimed, "Goodness no."

    "How are my spines?" Spike asked worried, "Are they straight?"

    "You're fine, little buddy," said Mario. Twilight just rolled her eyes and stepped forward.

    "Good afternoon-" Twilight tried to address the other unicorn, but she seemed to be focused on something.

    "Just a moment, please!" the unicorn replied as she continued working on the decorations, "I'm in the zone, as it were. On yes! Sparkle always does the trick, does it not? Why, Rarity, you are a talent. Now, um, how can I help yo-AAAH! On my stars, darling! Whatever happened to your coiffure?!" Twilight looked puzzled until she looked up. Mario's eyes had already looked at her mane when Rarity said that. He had studied French.

    "Oh, you mean my mane?" Twilight clarified, "Well, it's a long story. I'm just here to check on the decorations, and then I'll be out of your hair!"

    "Hey at least me introduce..."

    "Out of my hair?" Rarity exclaimed, unintentionally cutting Mario off, "What about your hair?" Rarity then began pushing Twilight out of the building from behind.

    "Wait! Where are we going?! Help!" Twilight called out. Mario just walked alongside and Spike was too mesmerized to be of help.

    "I think she's taking us to that building over there," Mario pointed out, "Looks like a carousel."

    "That would be right dear," said Rarity and then realized something as she pushed Twilight along, "I'm afraid I didn't catch your name."

    "Mario Star, Miss Rarity," said Mario, glad to get an intro.

    "Well very nice to meet you," said Rarity, "ah, we're here!" It wasn't long before Twilight was standing in the middle of what was clearly a clothing boutique. Mario had been in plenty of such boutiques when the other girl would drag him shopping on the weekends. (You could guess who carried the bags.) But this particular boutique had a certain charm to it as Mario looked around while Rarity was shuffling different outfit on Twilight.

    "No, no, uh-huh," Rarity said to herself, "Too green. Too yellow. Too poofy. Not poofy enough. Too frilly. Too...shiny..."

    "Yeah, considering how bright the sun is, what good is a dress that blinds everyone who looks at you," said Mario.

    "Mario!" Twilight sneered.

    "What?" Mario asked innocently, "When you hang out with Lemon Heart alot, you learn a thing or two about couture." It was just then Twilight was put into some sort of cyan colored dress that had a large emerald on the front and Rarity began to ties the back straps by roughly pulled them against Twilight's chest.

    "Now go on, my dears," she continued, "You were telling me where you're both from."

    "I've...that is we...were being sent," Twilight strained since the dress was a little tight on her from the tugging, "...from Canterlot...to-"

    "Huh?" Rarity exclaimed as she let go of the straps and Twilght tumbled forward, "Canterlot!? Oh, I am so envious! The glamour, the sophistication! I have always dreamed of living there! I can't wait to hear all about it! We are gonna be the best of friends, you and I..." Rarity held her close, making Twilight uncomfortable when she noticed the broach on the dress, "Emeralds?! What was I thinking? Let me get you some rubies!" Rarity dashed away. Twilight used a nearby screen to remove the dress.

    "Quick! Before she decides to dye my coat a new color!" Twilight called out. Spike was too dazed but somehow used his smitten feelings to hover with his tail as Twilight scooped him up and dashed away. Mario was still in deep thought.

    "Rubies might actually work with Twilight, especially if they are more pink then red," he pondered aloud, "I personally might consider maybe some amethysts...WHOA!" Mario's thought was interrupted as Twilight grabbed him and they were out of sight.

    "Wasn't she wonderful?" Spike asked out of the blue, clearly the purple dragon had been smitten.

    "Focus Casanova," Twilight joked sarcastically, "What's next on the list?" Spike quickly recomposed himself and checked the list.

    "Oh, uh, music!" he answered, "It's the last one!" It was just they heard a multitude of birds singing as they were all gathered into a large tree nearby. They apparently were being conducted by a yellow Pegasus with soft pink mane and tail. Something then caught her attention.

    "Oh my," she said in a very soft tone, "Um, stop please, everyone, umm. Excuse me, sir? I mean no offense, but your rhythm is just a teeny-tiny bit off. Now, follow me, please. A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-"

    "Hello!" Twilight called out with the worst timing possible. As all the birds were startled and few away. Even the yellow Pegasus gave a frightened yelp as well. Twilight soon realized her mistake.

    "Oh my, I'm so sorry," Twilight apologized, "I didn't meant to frighten your birds. We're just here to check up on the music and it's sounding beautiful." The yellow Pegasus said nothing, but looked away shyly, rubbing a hoof on the ground. Mario couldn't resist a smile.

    "I'm Twilight Sparkle," she continued, "and this is Mario Star." Still nothing was said but she seemed even more shy.

    "What's your name?" Twilight asked, trying to be friendly.

    "Um...I'm Fluttershy," the Pegasus replied in a voice so quiet that Mario was surprised he actually her the name. Yet the name fit her perfectly.

    "I'm sorry, what was that?" Twilight asked, unable to hear it.

    "Um...My name is Fluttershy," she replied again, but she was even softer.

    "Didn't quite catch that," Twilight added, feeling more awkward.

    "She said Fluttershy!" Mario pointed out. Fluttershy just squeaked as the rest of the birds had returned to the tree.

    "Well, um, it looks like your birds are back," Twilight remarked before Mario could apologize since he felt his outburst made her squeak, "So I guess everything's in order. Keep up the good work." Fluttershy only squeaked again. This time Mario knew he had startled her.

    "Oookay..." Twilight replied uneasily as she turned to Spike and Mario, "Well, that was easy." That was when Spike appears and Fluttershy instantly turned around.

    "A baby dragon!" Fluttershy exclaimed in a tone that, while still soft, was now clearly audible, as she bucked Twilight out of the way, "Oh, I've never seen a baby dragon before. He's sooo cute!"

    "Well, well, well...!" Spike replied with a smile. as Twilight glared at being pushed and Mario helped her up.

    "Oh my, he talks!" Fluttershy exclaimed again, "I didn't know dragons could talk. That's just so incredibly wonderful, I, I just don't even know what to say!" That was when Twilight used her magic to scoop up Spike onto her back and started walking.

    "Well, in that case, we'd better be going," said Twilight and started walking back to town to find the library.

    "Wait, wait! What's his name?" Fluttershy asked.

    "I'm Spike, "he replied.

    "Hi Spike, I'm Fluttershy," she replied, "Wow, a talking dragon! And what do dragons talk about?"

    "Well, what do you wanna know?" he asked.

    "Absolutely everything," Fluttershy replied. Twilight just groaned and continued her way towards the library.

    "Well...I started out as a cute little purple and green egg..." Spike began. It was sunset and the two were still in conversation, making Twilight's mood even more sour. Mario stayed behind the hear the conversation, even putting his two cents once in a while. Fluttershy just listened attentively.

    "...and that's the story of my whole entire life!" Spike concluded as they arrived in front of a grand oak tree that marked the town's library, "Do you wanna hear about today?"

    "Oh, yes, please?" Fluttershy replied happily, but then Spike was startled when Twilight did a fast one eighty.

    "I'm so sorry, how did we get here so fast?" Twilight said plainly, "This is where I'm staying while in Ponyville and my poor baby dragon need his sleep." If you're wondering where Mario lives, he had been given one of the nearby houses closest to the great oak

    "No I don't...whoa!" Spike was taken aback again as Twilight sent him flying off her back and into the ground with a thud.

    "Aww, wook at dat," Twilight said in baby talk, "He's so sweepy, he can't even keep his widdle bawance!" Mario was rolling his eyes, Spike glared, but Fluttershy actually believed Twilight.

    "Poor thing," she replied as she scooped him up baby style, "you simply must get into bed..." Fluttershy opened the door to take him in but Twilight interrepted her and shoved her out. Mario just watched her shoved the shy Pegasus out in shock.

    "Yes, yes," Twilight replied quickly, "we'll get right on that. Well, g-night!" Twilight then pulled Mario inside and slammed the door.

    "Huh. Rude much?" Spike pointed out with a death glare.

    "I'll say," Mario added, showing her a bitter look himself despite it being pitch dark inside.

    "Sorry Spike, Mario, but I have to convince the Princess that Nightmare Moon is coming, and we're running out of time!" Twilight replied.

    "You've already notified her Twi," said Mario, "We still have a mission!"

    "Right," Twilight added, "I just need to be alone so I can study with a bunch of crazy ponies trying to make friends all the time. Now, where's the light?" Mario was about to stay that making friend was their mission, when the lights turned on and they found themselves surrounded by numerous ponies. The place has also been decorated. They all jumped as a honk went off

    "SURPRISE!" the ponies all shouted and someone blew a kazoo. Twilight just groaned while Spike and Mario were still in shock.

    "Surprise!" shouted the pink pony that had seen take off earlier that day, "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie, and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were ya? Were ya! Huh-huh-huh?" Mario gave her a funny look.

    Looks like somepony had her fair share of sugar today... he thought to himself.

    "Very surprised," said Twilight, "Libraries are supposed to be quiet."

    "Well that's silly!" Pinkie Pie answered, "What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh, bo-ring! Y'see, I saw you when you two first got here, remember? You were all "hello" and I was all (GASP), remember? Y'see I've never saw you two before and if I've never saw you before that meant that you're both new, 'cause I know everypony, and I mean everypony in Ponyville!" Mario suddenly felt goosebumps along his spine.

    "O-kay..." he said uneasily. Twilight just groaned and headed towards a table that had some cups and sodas on it for a drink.

    "And if you're new," Pinkie Pie continued, "that meant you haven't met anyone yet, and if you haven't met anyone yet, you must not have any friends, and if you don't have any friends than you must be lonely, and that made me so sad, then I had an idea, and that's why I went (GASP)! I must throw you a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!" While Mario had a hard time keeping track of what Pinkie Pie was saying. He soon noticed that five other girls had appeared before them. They had been the ponies he and Twilight had met today. Twilight seemed to have tuned her out and was sipping her drink when suddenly she lifted her head, turned around, and her cheeks were puffed out and her face went deep red.

    "Are you all right, sugarcube?" Applejack asked. Twilight said nothing and flame erupted out of both her mane, tail, and her mouth before she rushed upstairs. Once the flames had fizzled out, she dashed upstairs without another word.

    "Aww, she's so happy, she's crying!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed. Mario rolled his eyes as Spike examined the soda bottle Twilight had drank from.

    "Hot sauce" Spike read on the label and Mario blinked.

    "What is Equestria is that doing with the sodas?" he asked. Just then Pinkie Pie dumped a large dollop of it on top of a cupcake and gobbled it up. Mario and the other's made faces.

    "Ooh..." Pinkie Pie remarked as she ate it, "What? It's good!" Mario just made another face and sighed.

    "If...you say so..." said Mario, suddenly losing his appetite as he looked up sadly at the staircase leading up to what was apparently Twilight's bedroom.

    "You seem worried about her," said Rarity as she stood next to him, "Why not go check up on her?" Mario just looked at the stairs and sighed.

    "Alright," said Mario, "but I don't know what good it will do..." The others five mares looked a bit puzzled until Mario a huge leap to the third tallest step and headed into the room. Rainbow Dash was stunned.

    "Did you see him...that was awesome!" she exclaimed. It wasn't much longer before he reappeared and jumped from the top step back down to the floor with ease. The five just stared once more.

    "Twilight's tired out from all the supervising and she just wants to...what?" he asked. He wasn't going to tell them that Twilight had blatantly refused to come back down and he had told her he was going to have fun at the party, which only got him a loud growl before he let her be.

    Fine," Mario had told her, "Unlike you, I trust that Mom knows what she's doing about what you reported to her and we were supposed to be making friends, If you want to ignore that part of her message and sit in the dark. Be my guest. I'm going to do what Mom asked me to do: make some friends! I'll be downstairs if you need me." Mario's train of thought was interrupted when he noticed they were staring at him still.

    "Umm...is...is there something in my teeth," said Mario, feeling very shy, "is my mane messed up again. I mean...did I say something wrong? I must have I mean...why else are you looking at me funny and..." He was interrupted by a small giggle. He noticed that it was from the Fluttershy.

    "You seen to have issues being shy like I do," said Fluttershy.

    "Yeah...I...do..." said Mario, rubbing a hoof against the floor, "it usually takes me awhile to open up sometimes..." This was not always the case, but being the center of attention always made him feel shy. Those races had helped until the accident and he began to stay with Twilight and keep to himself more. When it came to opening up, he was rusty.

    "Well to answer your question," said Applejack, "We wanna know how you did the huge jump."

    "Yeah, I've never seen a non-pegasi pony jump that high," said Rainbow.

    "Are you kidding? I jump higher than that all the time," Pinkie Pie added, "we should totally have a huge jumpin contest. We can see who can go higher and higher and higher until we literally reach the moon, maybe the sun, and maybe even..." Mario began to cower back a bit as Pinkie continued to ramble until Applejack put a hoof in the girl's mouth.

    "Easy there," said Applejack, "Why don't you tell us more about yourself, sugercube?"

    "Me?" he repeated, "Well...s-sure...I've...I don't think I've ever talked about myself...unless you include an essay in magic school..."

    "Well, is it exciting?" Rainbow Dash question.

    "Well, there's the fact Princess Celestia took me in after I was buried alive under a building and the fact I used to be horse racing champion..."

    "GASP! You are buried under a building!" Rarity exclaimed in shock. Fluttershy covered her hoofs in shock as well.

    "You were a racing champion..." said Rainbow Dash and then paused, "Wait...no way...were you...were you who they called the Flying Unicorn?"

    "That's me," said Mario.

    "Oh Wow!"

    "That is super-duper amazing!"

    "Tell me more!"

    "Um...yes, please do!" Mario just smiled as he began to share some of his past with them. He did his best to make things interesting and they seemed intrigued so Mario felt better. He did try to stay brief about having no family until Princess Celestia (which Applejack gave him the most sympathy) and the big accident (which earned him a friendly hoof jab and a challenge to a race from Rainbow Dash). While he said nothing about his crush on Twilight, the way he kept looking at her bedroom door pretty much gave it away (Well Rarity figured it out and Pinkie literally talked his ear off about romantic dates). Either way, he was enjoying himself. It was well into the night when he and Spike finally decided to see Twilight. Twilight was just groaned form all the noise and music downstairs as she had buried her head underneath a large pillow on her bed.

    "Hey Twilight!" Spike called out, wearing a nightshade on his head, "Pinkie Pie's starting "pin the tail on the pony"! Wanna Play?"

    "Yeah, come on down and have some fun," said Mario, "I got to do a singing duet with Rarity, try out some awesome candy from this mare named Bon Bon, and I just won my first dancing contest! And I won the limbo by being able to stay exactly one inch from the ground leaning back. Though it was kind of sad that they had to finally pin Rainbow Dash down because she kept demanding a rematch when I beat her. Eeesh. Losing isn't the end of the world you know." That had to have sounded hypocritical since he hated losing too, but he ignored the feeling. Twilight was clearly irritated.

    "NO!" Twilight barked, "All the ponies in this town are crazy! Do you know what time it is?!"

    "It's the eve of the Summer Sun Celebration," Spike answered, "Everypony has to stay up, or they'll miss the Princess raise the sun! You should lighten up, Twilight. It's a party!" Twilight begins to mockingly imitate Spike, who just leaves. Mario stays behind.

    "Twilight seriously, you are missing out on all the fun," said Mario, "Mom did say that we were to make some friends. I've made five already and there could be more since everyone seems to enjoy chatting with me and I'm having a great time. First time in my life I really feel like I fit in. I just might move here. I had hoped you would join me." Twilight said nothing.

    "Twilight dwelling on this all night isn't going to make things right," said Mario, "just trust Mom okay. All we can do is just be on guard and take action when the time comes. Now come on down and have some fun like real friends do." Twilight still remained silent. Mario closed the door and looked at her sadly before joining the "pin the tail on the pony" game. Twilight just continued to stare at the ceiling hugging her pillow close.

    "Ugh, here I thought I'd have time to learn about the Elements of Harmony but, silly me, all this ridiculous friend-making has kept me from it!" She couldn't stop remembering what she had read. "Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she was being about everlasting night."

    "I hope the Princess was right...I hope it really is just an old pony tale..." Twilight said worried. It wasn't much longer before Spike arrived with Mario right behind him.

    "C'mon, Twilight, it's time to watch the sunrise!" Spike called out. Twilight looked at the moon one last time before crawling off the bed and found Mario waiting for him. While he looked stern at first, he offered her a hoof. Twilight just stared before putting hers on top. Mario smiled and escorted her towards the main building for the ceremony. The building itself wasn't particularly large, but yet it fit everyone who wanted to see the sunrise with room to spare. Twilight was still worried as she stood next to Mario waiting for the ceremony to begin. That was when Pinkie Pie stood nearby.

    "Isn't this exciting?" she asked out of the blue, "Are you excited, 'cause I'm excited, I've never been so excited-well, except for the time that I saw you walking into town and I went (GASP) but I mean really, who can top that?" Twilight just gave Mario a curious, but annoyed look.

    "If you drank five bottles of soda and a bottle of hot sauce, you'd be hyper too," he whispered. Twilight just rolled her eyes when a cream colored mare with whitish man and tail and glasses appeared. She was known as the mayor of Ponyville, Mayor Mare. Mario had gotten to speak to her during the party. Fluttershy's birds did their intro song as she took the center stage.

    "In just a few moments," she announced proudly, "our town will witness the magic of the sunrise, and celebrate this, the longest day of the year! And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, and the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria..."

    "Ready?" Fluttershy asked her birds, who simply nodded.

    "...Princess Celestia!" Mayor Mare announced as a spotlight appeared where the Princess was supposed to appear and Rarity opened the curtains. But she wasn't there.

    "Huh?" Rarity said in shock. The rest of the ponies chattered quietly and nervously in the background.

    "This can't be good," said Twilight.

    "Please tell me it was because Mom actually was handling our warning," Mario added nervously.

    "Remain calm, everypony, there must be a reasonable explanation!" Mayor Mare replied, trying to settle everyone down.

    "Ooh, ooh, I love guessing games!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, "Is she hiding?"

    "She's gone!" Rarity cried out and everyone gasped.

    "Ooh, she's good!" Pinkie Pie remarked, but soon she yelped and everyone gasped once more as a dark clouded mist entered the hall. Everyone watched in fear as the mist slowly morphed into the shape of a large black ailcorn.

    "Oh no..." said Twilight quietly in panic.

    "Nightmare Moon!" Twilight and Mario said together. Spike was in so much shock he fainted, falling off his seat on Twilight's back. Nightmare Moon laughed menacingly at the ponies around her.

    "Oh, my beloved subjects," she said in a bold voice, "It's been so long since I've seen your precious little sun-loving faces." Some ponies just looked at her fearfully.

    "What did you do with our Princess?!" Rainbow Dash demanded angrily and tried to approach.

    "Whoa there, Nelly..." said Applejack, her voice muffled as she held Rainbow Dash back by the tail. Nightmare Moon just chuckled.

    "Why, am I not royal enough for you?" she asked angrily, "Don't you know who I am?" The dread silence and the blank look on everyone's faces showed that they clearly didn't. Even Mario felt very uncomfortable that nopony else minus him and Twilight knew.

    "Ooh, ooh, more guessing games!" Pinkie remarked excitedly, "Um, Hokey Smokes! Hoe about...Queen Meanie! No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty..." Pinkie pie was soon shushed as a apple cupcake was shoved down her throat. Nightmare Moon was furious.

    "Does my crown no longer count now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years?" she demanded as she glared angrily as Fluttershy and then turned to Rarity, "Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?"

    "We did," said Mario, stepping forward, followed by Twilight.

    "And I know who you are," said Twilight, "You're the Mare on the Moon - Nightmare Moon!" All the other ponies gasped.

    "Well, well, well," said Nightmare Moon, "Someponies who remember me. Then you two also know why I'm here."

    "You're here to...to..." Twilight gulped. She had forgotten.

    "Um...something about...eternal darkness?" Mario's memory felt a little fuzzy too. Nightmare Moon just chuckled in triumph.

    "Remember this day, little ponies," Nightmare Moon declared, "for it was your last. For this moment forth, the night will last forever!" She laughed triumphantly, thunder clashing alongside her. Everyone, including Twilight and Mario just watched in pure horror.

    To be continued...

    (End Theme)

    Well there's the first episode, or at least part 1 of it. Like I said additional content is meant to tie Mario as part of the mane 6...or should I say mane 7?

    You'll have to keep reading to find out.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    3. Friendship is Magic Part 2

    The Magic of Friendship part 2

    Pony's log number 102: Sometimes those you least expect end up being your key to victory.

    (I won't be doing no "previously on MLP" for these two part episodes).

    (theme song)

    Nightmare Moon continued to laugh.

    "Seize her!" Mayor Mare shouted, "Only she knows where the Princess is!" A group of several guard pegasi flew up to try and prevent Nightmare Moon from escaping.

    "Stand back, you foals!" she laughed as she generated thunder bolts to knock back all the guards. Now Mario was angry.

    "Hey, not cool!" he called out as he charged towards Nightmare Moon. Using the spin jump and jumping height to get high into the air. Using his magic, he thrust himself forward at high speed for an attack while still curled up. But Nightmare Moon easily swatted him away like a fly, sending him flying backwards, uncurling, and landed hard back at the ground with a thud. Mario was dazed as Nightmare Moon turned into a dark blue mist and easily slipped out of the building.

    "Ergh!" Applejack groaned as she tried to hold Rainbow back, but the blue Pegasus had finally broken free, sending Applejack flying backwards as Rainbow tried to pursue, but the mist was far too fast for her and disappeared into the night.

    "Come back here!" Rainbow panted and then realized what Nightmare Moon had said, "Nighttime? Forever?" It was just then Twilight dashed out of the building as fast as her hooves could take her. Mario, still woozy, wobbled out of the building soon afterward.

    "Twi, wait for me!" he called out before curling back up into a ball and dashed away at high speed. Rainbow was rather stunned at Mario's move, but then remembered her train of thought.

    "Where're they going?" she demanded from above, "They know something..." Meanwhile, Twilight had just arrived back at the library with Mario close behind her. She had already put Spike to bed.

    "Uh...we gotta stop the Nightmare!..." Spike pointed out before he conked out again and was fast asleep. Twilight just smiled as she tucked Spike into his basket for the night.

    "You've been up all night Spike," she pointed out as he continued to sleep, "You are a baby dragon after all." Once the light was off. She quickly started to search the library, tossing books around. Mario was still a bit stunned as what to do from his recent landing. He was a little annoyed Twilight didn't ask if he was alright. He did just launch himself at Nightmare Moon and got swatted back with a hard landing..

    "Aside from a little landing on my...OW!" Mario retorted as a book hit him in the face, "I'm doing...OW...great! Thanks for OW...oh forget...YIPE!" Mario used his magic at the last moment to stop a another book from flying into his face again. Dropped it angrily and began looking for the book Twilight was desperately trying to find.

    "Elements, Elements, elements..." Twilight said frantically, "Ugh! How can we stop Nightmare Moon without the Elements of Harmony? Mario can you..."

    "And just what are the Elements of Harmony?" Rainbow demanded, pushing her face right into Twilight's and causing the unicorn to back up nervously, "And how do you and Mario know about Nightmare Moon, huh? Are you two spies? Whoa!" Rainbow was soon pulled back as Applejack appeared and tugged the blue Pegasus away by the tail. Mario looked indignant.

    So much for being friends. Mario thought as Applejack let go of Rainbow's tail.

    "Simmer down, Sally," she remarked, "She and Mario are no spies. But they sure knows what's going on. Don't you, Twilight? Mario?" Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity had arrived close behind. They clearly had the same train of thought on their faces. Twilight just looked at them before answering as Mario stood next to her.

    "I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon," Twilight explained, "Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them; I don't even know what they do!" Pinkie just walked over to nearby shelf.

    "Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide," she read aloud as Twilight zipped over and pushed her out of the way.

    "How did you find that?!" she asked.

    "It was under "E"," she said in a sing sang voice. Mario slapped a hoof over his face and Twilight felt rather silly as well.

    "Oh," she remarked and recomposed herself before reading it, "There are six Elements of Harmony, but only five are known: Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Honestly, and Loyalty. The sixth is a complete mystery. It is said, the last known location of the five elements was in the ancient castle of the royal pony sisters." It was during this time that mysterious black mist had returned and was watching the seven ponies outside the window before zipping away. "It is located in what is now-"

    "The Everfree Forest!" they all said together with much dread as they heard a very ominous music rush through its dark marsh.

    "Whee! Let's go!" Pinkie Pie said eagerly and bounced forward.

    "Not so fast," Twilight as she stopped her, "Look, I appreciate the offer, but...Mario and I can handle this alone..."

    "No we can't," Mario mouthed but she couldn't see him say it.

    "No can do, sugarcube," said Applejack firmly, "We sure ain't lettin' any friends of ours go into that creepy place alone. We're sticking to you two like caramel on a candy apple." The rest of the girls gave an agreed "hmph" as they ventured forward minus Pinkie Pie.

    "Especially if there's candy apples in there," said Pinkie Pie, earning some stares by Twilight and Mario, "What? Those things are good." Twilight just sighed as Mario stifled a chuckle. They soon made their way inside as Twilight and Mario followed close behind.

    "So...are you okay?" said Twilight, "Sorry I didn't ask earlier. Just...overwhelmed with all of this." Mario just hummed.

    "I'm fine," said Mario, "I've had worse. But I wanted to tell you that I read some more about the elements in that book and discovered something."

    "What is it?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "I read a passage in that book that said: When the sixth element is revealed, a special element can appear that is a combination of the other six. It serves as the controller that bounds the power of the six elements together. But nobody, not even the royal sisters, have ever uncovered this...Seventh Element...as it seems. What do you think it means?"

    "I'm not sure," said Twilight, "But the sooner we find the other six, the better. That seventh element might be helpful to us."

    "I hope so," said Mario as they caught up with the rest of the group. Things felt a little too quiet before Twilight spoke up again.

    "So, none of you have been in there before?" Twilight asked.

    "Ugh, heavens no!" Rarity answered as she surveyed all the marsh, "Just look at it - it's dreadful!"

    "I agree with that," Mario replied. They had started approaching a large cliffside. It was then the dark mist appeared and crept into the cracks of the ground beneath them.

    "And it ain't natural," Applejack added, "Folks say it don't work the same as Equestria."

    "Read about that too," said Mario, feeling a little jittery in the dark forest.

    "What's that supposed to mean?" Twilight asked.

    "Nopony knows," said Rainbow, lowering her voice to make it sound like she was telling a ghost story, "You know why?" Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttery began to shiver nervously.

    "Rainbow, quit it," Applejack scolded, knowing exactly what the blue Pegasus was trying to do.

    "'cause everypony who's ever come in has never come out!" The three flinched and grew quit, but Mario just snorted as he stood behind her.

    "Been there, done that," he remarked indignantly, "and I'm still alive." Suddenly there was a loud crash and the ground beneath them gave away and everyone screamed. Only Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were able to avoid sliding down the steep slope.

    "Fluttershy! Quick!" Rainbow shouted as she swooped down.

    "Oh my goodness, oh my goodness," Fluttershy panicked before joining Rainbow. Both Twilight and Rarity screamed as they tried to slow their fall down the slope, which lead towards a large drop off. Mario fought hard, but found he couldn't slow himself down. Applejack managed to use her teeth to stop her sliding. Rainbow scooped up Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy grabbed Rarity tail to slow her down. Twilight was losing ground fast and was soon dangling over the edge of the cliff. Mario tried to hold on but the part of the cliff gave way suddenly broke away.

    "HOOOOOOOOOO-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mario cried out as he fell.

    "MARIO!" Twilight cried out and found her grip slipping.

    "Hold on!" Applejack called out, "I'm a-comin'!" She let go of her branch and gently made her way towards Twilight and grabbed her front legs to keep her from falling.

    "Applejack, what do I do?" Twilight asked in fright. Applejack just held her tightly before she looked up and saw something and then looked at Twilight.

    "Let go," Applejack said plainly.

    "Are you crazy?" Twilight retorted.

    "No I ain't," Applejack said assuredly, "I promise you'll be safe."

    "That's not true!" Twilight protested, showing she was afraid.

    "Now listen here," Applejack said firmly, "What I'm sayin' to you is the honest truth. Let go, and you'll be safe." Twilight hesitated before she did let go.

    "YAAAAAAAAAAH!" Twilight screamed before she was caught by both Rainbow and Fluttershy.

    "Phew!" Twilight replied with relief, "WAH!" Suddenly they dropped all of a sudden but soon stabilized their flight again and slowly brought Twilight at the bottom of the drop off. Rarity and Pinkie Pie were already there.

    "Sorry girls," Fluttershy replied apologetically, "I'm not used to holding anything more than a bunny or two." Twilight just watched Applejack hop her way down and smiled, grateful that she head trusted her new friend. Then she realized something.

    "Wait! Mario!" Twilight asked, fearing the worst, "Where he is?"

    "Over...here..." he groaned as he crawled out of the bushes covered in a few scrapes and twigs.

    "Did Rainbow and Fluttershy drop you or something?" Twilight asked as she helped him clean out the twigs.

    "I never got the flight assist," said Mario, "I curled up in a ball and bounced my way here. Unfortunately I couldn't control where I was bouncing and landed in the bushes." Twilight just smiled.

    "I'm just glad you're okay," said Twilight before jabbing him, "Don't scare me like that!" Mario just rubbed his front shoulder before they headed on out. It was then the purple mist swooped about the forest and then caused a creature to give a loud roar.

    "Mario, tell me, how do you do that anyway?" Rainbow asked, "The speed rolling and stuff!" Mario just blinked.

    "I studied hedgehog behavior," he answered simply, "adapted to their special way of self-defense."

    "Oh you must tell me all about them!" Fluttershy asked excitedly.

    "Maybe after this is over," Mario replied, knowing Twilight wanted to keep moving. As they ventured forward, Rainbow just couldn't stop bragging.

    "And once Pinkie and Rarity were saved, and Mario landed in a bush," Rainbow said excitedly, "whoosh...Me and Fluttershy loop-de-loop around and WHAM! Caught you in the nick of time." Twilight looked indignant and this time Mario had the same face.

    "Yes Rainbow, I was there," Twilight replied simply before smiling, "and I'm very grateful, but we gotta GASP!" It was suddenly creature that was a hybrid between a lion and a scorpion appeared before them. His name was Manny Roar.

    "A manticore!" Twilight cried out as it he roared at them, "We've gotta get past him!" Manny Roar tried to attack, but Rarity gave him a good buck in the face to make him jump back.

    "Take that, you ruffian!" she called out confidently. Manny Roar gave a loud growl, messing up Rarity's mane and making it become poofy and messy.

    "My hair!" Rarity cried out before noticing the manticore just glaring at her, "Woop-" She just barely missed getting swiped and dashed away. Mario spin jumped into the air to try fighting.

    "Wait," said Fluttershy in her soft tone, causing Mario to land and uncurl.

    "What's up?" he asked, but Manny roared again as Applejack landed on top of him.

    "YEE-HAW! Git along, little dogie," she called out trying to ride Manny like a wild bull.

    "Wait," Fluttershy repeated, more firmly, but her voice was still too soft. Mario tried to called out as well, but was interrupted as Applejack was tossed off.

    "Whoa!" she called out and saw Rainbow dash above her as she was still in the air, "All yours, partner."

    "I'm on it," said Rainbow as she tried to dive at Manny.

    "Wait!" Fluttershy called out a little louder.

    "Hold on you guys!" Mario added loudly, but Rainbow was already at the offense. Until Manny's roar blew her away, causing her to scream.

    "Rainbow!" Twilight called out as Manny grunted at them. The rest of the ponies minus Fluttershy and Mario began digging their hooves into the dirt. Twilight snorted with determination before the five girls began to charge at him all at once. (Well four charged and Pinkie bounced toward Manny. They were within attacking range when Fluttershy and Mario cut them all off.

    "WAIT!" Fluttershy called out and Mario held up a hoof to bring them all to a stop. Manny even stopped charging as well and roared. Fluttershy simple approached the manticore. Manny raised his hoof, ready to attack. The other's flinched nervously. Even Mario stood on Fluttershy's right. If Manny dared to strike, he would block Fluttershy from being hurt.

    "It's okay," Fluttershy said kindly as she pulled the other front paw, revealing that he had a very thick thorn in his paw, "Oh, you poor, poor little baby."

    "Little?" Rainbow replied stunned as the other's watched with interest, Manny gave a rather sad look at the yellow Pegasus.

    "Now this might hurt just a second," she told him gently and quickly used her mouth to pull the thorn out. Manny roared and scooped Fluttershy towards his mouth so quickly that Mario was unable to stop him.

    "Fluttershy!" the other's cried out, but Manny wasn't going to eat her. He was just licking her, clearly grateful for her removing the thorn from his paw and began to purr. Everyone smiled and Mario breathed a sigh of relief.

    "Aw, you're just a little ol' baby kitty, aren't you?" Fluttershy replied sweetly as he continued to lick her mane and then set her down. Everyone gave her a cheer as the manticore set her down and went on his way. Twilight was most impressed.

    "How did you know about the thorn?" she asked.

    "I didn't," said Fluttershy as she walked by, her pink mane still sticking upward from the licking, "Sometimes we all just need to be shown a little kindness." Twilight just smiled and then noticed Mario smiling as well.

    "What's your reason for letting her do that?" she asked.

    "I just trusted her judgment," said Mario, "If you didn't notice, if that manticore had stuck, I would have taken the hit."

    "Why would you do that?" Twilight asked, probably demanded.

    "Guess I care about you guys' safety more than mine," he replied and walked forward. Twilight just felt a little uneasy and they marched forward. Rarity soon groaned.

    "No, my eyes need a rest from all this icky muck," said Rarity and then all their vision went black.

    "Well, I didn't mean that literally," Rarity added. Mario whimpered.

    "Is whittle pony afraid of the dark?" Rainbow teased.

    "Yes, but I'm still here aren't I?" Mario retorted when Rainbow rolled her eyes.

    "You're no fun teasing," she remarked.

    "Sorry sweetie, but I'm used to hearing things like that," Mario said smugly.

    "That ancient ruin could be right in front of our faces and we wouldn't even know it," Twilight pointed out.

    "Eugh, I hate those situations," Mario remarked when Rarity bumped into Twilight

    "I didn't see you there, my apologies," she remarked.

    "Right here...guh..." Rainbow remarked but bumped into Mario.

    "Oh wait, I think I stepped in somethin'," Applejack pointed out. Fluttershy then screamed.

    "It's just mud," Applejack reassured. Then there was an ominous growl from one of the trees. Then another, then another and soon they were all surrounded. They all screamed, including Mario, who stood in front of them on guard despite being terrified himself. The trees growled again and they screamed once more...except for Pinkie Pie. Who was apparently...laughing?!

    "Huh?" everyone said in surprise. Pinkie was too busy just laughing and making faces at the scary tree.

    "Pinkie, what are you doing?!" Twilight asked fearfully, "Run!"

    "Oh girls, don't you see?" said Pinkie Pie. And then she...started to sing.

    When I was a little filly and the sun was going doo-ow-ow-n..."

    "You gotta be kidding me..." Mario replied with dread.

    "Tell me she's not..." Twilight added before Pinkie popped up from above them and then again upside down.

    The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me froo-ow-ow-n

    "She is," Rarity replied.

    "Oy ye," Mario muttered. Pinkie continued to sing as she bounced around the group.

    I'd hide under my pillow
    From what I thought I saw
    But Granny Pie said that wasn't the way
    To deal with fears as all

    "Then what is?" Rainbow asked as Pinkie got into her face.

    She said, "Pinkie, you gotta stand up tall
    Learn to face your fears
    You'll see that they can't hurt you
    Just laugh and make them disappear."

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

    As if by magic, the once scary tree turned into a normal tree with no face on it. Even the darkness around it had disappeared. The ponies then gasped.

    "Well...in that case..." Mario asked with a smile of his own. Pinkie continued her song as they others laughed the scary trees away.

    So giggle at the ghostly
    Guffaw at the grossly
    Crack up at the creepy
    Chortle at the kooky
    Snortle at the spooky

    And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave you alone and if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna...hahahaha...heh...

    Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuugh!

    Soon all the scary trees had disappeared and the rest of the ponies were just on their backs, laughing themselves silly. Mario was most impressed.

    Now where was that all my life? he asked, I sure could have used that lesson when I was younger.

    "Sometimes we learn things when we are ready for them," Pinkie replied and then zipped away. Mario just looked bugged out for a second and shook his head, but a giggly grin was on his face.

    I'll never understand that pony, he thought to himself and they were on their way. They continues to laugh and hop happily until Pinkie came to sudden stop and they all collided into each other. That was when they noticed before them was a wide stream dividing the forest. While it appeared to be rather shallow, the water was actually raging violently.

    "How are we gonna cross this?" Pinkie Pie asked. Before anyone could answer, they suddenly heard the sound of someone crying in the distance.

    "Huh?" Pinkie remarked as they all turned to see a rather large but lanky sea serpent, (or land serpent...you get the idea if you know who Steven Magnet is) was weeping to himself in the middle of the water.

    "What a world, what a world," he sobbed dramatically.

    "Excuse me, sir," Twilight called out, trying to be polite, "Why are you crying?"

    "Well I don't know," Steven Magnet replied as he faced the seven ponies, "I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when this tacky little cloud of purple smoke just whisked past and tore half of my beloved mustache clean off, and now I look simply horrid!" Steven wailed as he slammed back into the water, creating a massive wave of water that was coming at the ponies.

    "Shields..."

    SLOOOOOOSH!

    "...up..." Mario muttered. He had attempted to raise a large barrier to protect the other girls. Sadly, he was too late and the shield went up after they had been drenched and left rather annoyed. Mario just looked indignant and lowered the shield.

    "Oh, give me a break," Rainbow muttered annoyingly.

    "That's what all the fuss is about?" Applejack asked is disbelief. Rarity felt indignant.

    "Why of course it is," she replied for Steven as she stepped forward, "How can you be so insensitive?"

    "Yeah," Mario added, agreeing with Rarity and walked next to her as Steven continued to cry, "if you had a bad or messy mane and had to be out in public, you'd feel subconscious too!"

    "Precisely," Rarity nodded, "Oh, just look at him. Such lovely luminescent scales."

    "I know," Steven sniffled.

    "And you're expertly coiffed mane," Rarity added.

    "Oh I know, I know," Steven Magnet replied as he ran his fingers through it.

    "You're fabulous manicure," Rarity pressed on. Mario just watched her with interest. He couldn't tell if Rarity was cheering him up or buttering up to his vain ego. He just let her keep talking.

    "It's so true!" Steven answered as he looked at his fingers.

    "All ruined without your beautiful mustache," Rarity finished with sympathy in her tone. Now Mario knew she was being sympathetic.

    "It's true, I'm hideous!" Steven cried dramatically. While Mario felt he was being a...little...over the top, he knew something needed to be done to cheer Steven up. Rarity had already thought ahead of him.

    "I simply cannot let such a crime against fabulosity go uncorrected!" she said with determination, a clear mare with a mission. Before Steven or Mario could say anything further, Rarity pulled off one of Steven's scales, making him yelp.

    "What did you do that for?" he asked. Rarity said nothing as she held the rounded part of his scale in her mouth. the sharper end gleaned in the moonlight as she raised it into the air. The rest of the ponies were just stunned, unsure of what she was about to do.

    "Rarity, what are you-"

    SWIPE!

    Everypony's eyes shrunk with shock and Steven fainted, but fortunately he didn't hit them with water again. Rarity's now long beautiful tail had been cut, leaving just a short remain of purple. Using her magic, she picked up cut up part and carefully tied it into the remains of Steven's cut mustache. He woke up and saw that his mustache had been restored...for the most part.

    "Oh-hohohoho!" Steven exclaimed with glee, "My mustache. How wonderful."

    "You look smashing," said Rarity before returning to the group.

    "Oh, Rarity, your beautiful tail..." said Twilight. Rarity just looked at her now short tail with a sad look before smiling.

    "Oh it's fine dear," said Rarity bravely, making the best of it, "short tails are in this season. Besides...it'll grow back."

    "So would the mustache," Rainbow muttered to Twilight from the side.

    "Right, right," said Mario, who heard Rainbow, "Next time you're awesome mane gets a nice buzz cut. We'll just tell you. "It'll grow back"." Rainbow nervously put a hoof in her mane as the other chuckled to each other. Twilight then gasped.

    "We can cross now," she told everyone as she walked through the now shallow water, "Let's go. Ah!" Twilight was startled as she found herself on a hump in Steven's long body.

    "Allow me," said Steven as he created a set of hump platforms for them all to use to cross.

    "Thanks Steven," said Mario as he used his spin jump to hop across while everyone else hopped normally. He couldn't help but feel stares again when he spin jumped to the other side and pushed himself forward in mid-air, landing on his hoofs softly.

    "Is my jumping really that weird?" he asked out of the blue.

    "Not...really..." said Rainbow slowly, "I mean...you said you studied hedgehogs to learn that."

    "Yeah"

    "What kind of hedgehogs jump like that?" Rainbow asked.

    "Maybe they are special kind of rare hedgehog," Fluttershy guessed.

    "Or maybe they are hedgehogs that stand up on two hoofs, wear red sneakers, and run about at the speed of sound smashing metal objects that move like us," Pinkie said in one breath. Everyone gave her a dumbfounded look.

    "Just a thought," Pinkie said simply and hopped away. That pretty much ended the conversation for now. It wasn't much longer before Twilight recognized what they were looking for.

    "There it is, the ruins that hold The Elements of Harmony. We made it!" Twilight said excitedly as she and Mario took off.

    "Twilight, Mario, wait for us!" Applejack called out as the rest of the girls followed pursuit.

    "We're almost there," Twilight called out and then nearly tumbled down a large gap, but managed to dig her front hooves against the side of the cliff to keep herself from tumbling over. Mario had taken a step large enough to fall completely, but twisted his body to grab the edge of the cliff at the last second. He used his hind legs to boost himself back up to safety rolling forward to get away from the edge. Rainbow dash grabbed Twilight's tail to keep her from slipping forward.

    "What's with you and falling off cliffs today?" she joked, but Twilight just looked shell-shocked and breathed a sigh of relief.

    "Now what?" Pinkie asked with sigh.

    "Duh," Rainbow remarked, as she flapped her wings to get herself up in the air.

    "Oh yeah," Pinkie chuckled as Rainbow searched for the rope that held the boards to the bridge in place and flew back up to the opposite side.

    "Rainbow..." said a mysterious voice, causing the blue Pegasus to drop the rope before she could tie it.

    "Who's there?" said Rainbow, standing on her upright hoofs an using her wings to stay balanced.

    "Rainbow..." said the voice again.

    "I ain't scared of you!" Rainbow said bravely, pushing her front hooves in front of herself, "show yourself!"

    "We've been eagerly awaiting the arrival of the best flyer in Equestria," said the voice in tone that was deviously persuasive.

    "Who?" Rainbow asked curiously.

    "Why, you, of course," the voice answered.

    "Really?! I mean...oh yeah, me," Rainbow stuttered, "Hey, uh, you wouldn't mind telling the Wonderbolts that would ya? 'cause I've been trying to get into that group for like, ever."

    "No Rainbow Dash, "said the voice and before her appeared three Pegasus wearing some darker blue and black flight suits and goggles appeared before her, "We want you to join us, The Shadowbolts. We're the greatest aerial team in the Everfree Forest, and soon we will be the greatest in all Equestria, but first, we need a captain." Their leader began to flying around Rainbow Dash, stroking her ego more and more.

    "The most magnificient-"

    "Yep" Rainbow agreed.

    "Swiftest-"

    "Yes"

    "Bravest flyer in all the land."

    "Yes" Rainbow chuckled, "it's all true."

    "We need...you," said the leader.

    "WOOHOO!" she shouted excitedly, "Sign me up. Just let me tie this bridge real quick and we have a deal." Rainbow grabbed the rope in her mouth and began to tie it when the leader charged next to her, making her drop the rope from her mouth.

    "No!" she barked, "It's them or us!" Rainbow suddenly felt like she was in tight spot.

    "Rainbow, what's taking so long?" Twilight called out. That was when she saw the Shadowbolts and gasped, "Oh no, Rainbow!" The Shadowbolt leader's eyes glowed, creating a thick fog that drowned Twilight out.

    "Don't listen to them!" Twilight called out, but was soon muted by the fog. She tried to shout again when Mario raised a hoof. Rainbow was unsure of what to do.

    "Well?" the leader asked.

    "Rainbow," said Mario softly, so softly that there was no way Rainbow could have heard him, but unknowing to everypony else, Rainbow did, "I know how much you want to be the best flyer. I know that is your dream. Just know that we'll support whatever you decide to do. Even if this means goodbye." Rainbow hesitated another second before saying softly.

    "You..." The three Pegasus looked stunned.

    "Thank you," Rainbow clarified as she secured the bridge, "for the offer, I mean, but I'm afraid I have to say no." Rainbow zipped away. The leader and her two Pegasus gritted their teeth before turning back into the dark mist and floated away. The rest of the ponies cheered as Rainbow arrived back at the other side and they began to cross.

    "See?" she told Twilight, "I'd never leave me friends hangin'." Twilight just smiled and then Rainbow zipped just above Mario's ear.

    "Thanks for the support," she whispered, "It made the decision much easier." Mario smiled, giving her a nod as they all crossed the bridge. As they approached the ruins, they soon stopped before a large stone structure that held some orbs around it that looked similar to a planetarium.

    "Whoa!" said Applejack, "Come on Twilight and Mario! Isn't this what you've been waiting for?" Twilight looked at the statue and gasped.

    "The Elements of Harmony," said Twilight.

    "We've found them!" Mario added. Slowly but surely, Rainbow and Fluttershy brought down the orbs.

    "Careful, careful," she warned as they were set before her and Mario.

    "One, two, three, four...there's only five!" Pinkie pointed out.

    "Where's the sixth?" Rainbow asked.

    "The book said," Twilight explained, "when the five are present, a spark will cause the sixth element to be revealed."

    "And don't forget," said Mario, "When the sixth elements come together, another element will appear. It serves as the controller that will bound the power of sixth elements together...the seventh element..."

    "What the hay is that supposed to mean?" Applejack asked curiously.

    "I'm not sure," said Twilight, "but I have an idea. Stand back. I don't know what will happen. Mario can you give me a hoof please?"

    "With pleasure," said Mario as they both knelt forward and began to make their horns glow to try and concentrate.

    "Come on now, y'all," said Applejack as she guided everyone out of the room, "They need to concentrate." As Twilight and Mario continued to concentrate, the dark mist had arrived and began to circle around the elements as they were trying to create a magical spark. Soon they both opened their eyes to see a huge blue cyclone before them. Twilight and Mario gasped.

    "Aah!" they both shouted as they saw the cyclone.

    "Twilight, Mario?" everypony else shouted.

    "The Elements!" Twilight and Mario shouted as they dove into the funnel of the cyclone and it magically disappeared, taking them both with it. The other five ponies began to talk over each other.

    "Twilight?" Fluttershy called out, "Mario?"

    "What?" Applejack exclaimed.

    "Where did they go?" Rarity asked.

    "What happened?" Pinkie Pie asked.

    "What's going on?!" Rainbow Dash finished. All of them minus Applejack began to dash about, wondering where their two friends were.

    "Twilight, Mario, where are you?" Applejack asked worried.

    "Look!" Rarity called out as a nearby run down ruin where there was some glowing lights nearby.

    "Come on!" Applejack called out as they all rushed out as fast as they could.

    Meanwhile, the blackish blue mist had proofed Twilight and Mario into a new location, where they were coughing and spluttering from all the dust. There before them was Nightmare Moon, who laughed at them evilly. Twilight gasped before she and Mario gave her a stern glare and prepared to charge.

    "You're kidding, you're kidding right?" Nightmare asked. Twilight just glared before she and Mario charged at her. Nightmare moon came right at them. Then at the last moment, Twilight used her magic to disappear. Reappearing in the middle of the elements. Mario had side stepped her at high speed zipping over to the center of the elements himself just as Twilight reappeared. Twilight was a little woozy since she wasn't used to teleportation spells and they began to glow their horns once more.

    "Just one spark," she groaned and Mario grunted as well.

    "Come on, come on!" Twilight pressed on.

    "Spark...spark!" Mario added, grunting again. But then nightmare moon turned back into mist, sending an electrical blast that sent them both flying backwards and landing on their backs. However, the elements seemed to have charged somewhat.

    "No, no!" Nightmare Moon cried out. Twilight and Mario smiled...until the charge fizzled out. They went agape. Nightmare Moon laughed triumphantly as she lifted her front hooves and stomped down around the orbs, causing them to shatter into pieces. Twilight and Mario were in shock. There only weapon against her...destroyed.

    "Oh no..." Mario groaned. Now what were they going to do?

    "You little foals!" she laughed, "Thinking you could defeat me? Now you will never see your princess, or your sun! The night will last forever!" She laughed evilly again, creating a great dark blue storm above her. Twilight and Mario felt like it was over until they heard some familiar sounds behind them, talking over to each other.

    "Don't worry Twilight, we're here!" Pinkie called out.

    "Don't worry we'll be there!" Applejack added. Twilight and Mario waited for them to arrive. It was then that something clicked and a special spark appeared in both their eyes. They exchanged look, giving a quick smirk before turning around to face Nightmare Moon.

    "You think you can destroy The Elements of Harmony just like that?" Twilight challenged as Mario stood beside her, "Well, you're wrong, because the spirit of The Elements of Harmony are right here." As if they had rehearsed it, the five mares all stood around Twilight and Mario.

    "What?" Nightmare Moon exclaimed. As Twilight spoke of each pony, several shards suddenly rose from the broken elements and surrounded them.

    Applejack, who reassured me when I was in doubt, represents the spirit of...honesty!
    Fluttershy, who tamed the manticore with her compassion, represents the spirit of...kindness!
    Pinkie Pie,
    who banished fear by giggling in the face of danger, represents the spirit of...laughter!
    Rarity,
    who calmed a sorrowful serpent with a meaningful gift, represents the spirit of...generosity!
    And Rainbow Dash, who could not abandon her friends for her own heart's desire, represents the spirit of...loyalty!

    "These five ponies got us through every challenge you threw at us!" said Twilight.

    "But you still don't have the sixth Element!" Nightmare Moon protested, "The spark didn't work!"

    "But it did!" said Twilight and faced the other five, "A different kind of spark. I felt it the very moment I realized how happy I was to hear you, to see you, how much I cared about you." Twilight smiled as a single pair of tears escaped her eyes.

    "The spark ignited inside me when I realized that you all...were my friends," said Twilight proudly, "you see Nightmare Moon, when those Elements are ignited by the...the spark, that resides in the heart of us all. It creates the sixth element: the element of...magic!" It was just then the sixth orb appear, revealing the sixth element as it descended above Twilight. This was when the shards of the other elements began to restore themselves, creating special gold necklaces with each element reside in the center. Twilight's was more special. It created a special tiara with the element of magic shining triumphantly on her head. Mario just smiled as he watched the six ponies restore the elements.

    "My dearest friend Mario," Twilight said sweetly with her eyes closed, "Did you think I've forgotten you?" Mario was a little stunned. Until he felt something magical began to lift him into the air.

    "When the six element are joined," Twilight said aloud, "another element will appear. The seventh element."

    "Impossible," said Nightmare Moon, "that element is only a legend!"

    "No, it is not," Twilight continued, "it is a combination of all six elements. And it's been with me this entire time."

    "Mario," she continued, "Ever since I've met you, you've shown honesty, kindness, laughter, generosity, and loyalty. You've shown to me and my friends that you understood the magic of friendship long before I ever did. You are the one Mario! The controller that will bound The Elements of Harmony together!" Every Element began to glow, sending a piece of it to float around Mario. Mario looked at each one nervously, but he felt their power bring peace to his mind and soul. He just smiled and embraced the magic that filled each one. They began to circle around him before converging into his body, creating a bright light. When Mario reappeared, he was now floating effortlessly into the air, his coat and mane glowing a golden yellow. Around his head was a special gold headband that contained a heart shaped element that held the colors of all six elements.

    "Mario represents the magic that makes the Elements of Harmony so powerful," Twilight announced, "The element of...Love!" With that, a bright light surrounded the entire group of pony as the now all seven elements converged with Mario in the center of what was raw power. Using his element, he directed the energy at Nightmare Moon, launching it as a large and powerful rainbow that engulfed her in a multicolored cyclone.

    "Nooo! Nooo!" Nightmare Moon screamed as the rainbow power consumed her. The power of the element continued to become brighter until Twilight opened her eyes, her own eyes were now glowing as well before the brightness consumed them all.

    Once the bright light had faded, everyone was now laying on the ground, clearly spent from being exposed to all that power.

    "Ugh, my head," Rainbow groaned as she sat up.

    "Everypony okay?" Applejack asked as the rest got back on their hooves.

    "Oh, thank goodness!" said Rarity as she looked behind herself. Apparently, the magic of the elements had restored her beautiful tail.

    "Why Rarity, it's so lovely," Fluttershy pointed out.

    "I know!" said Rarity, trying to give her tail a cuddle, "I'll never part with it again."

    "No, your necklace," Fluttershy corrected, "it looks just like your cutie mark." Rarity looked at the gold necklace.

    "What?" she exclaimed as she saw the purple diamond in the middle of it and then looked at her cutie mark, "Ooh. So does yours!" Fluttershy looked at her own necklace and smiled.

    "Look at mine! Look at mine!" Pinkie said excitedly as the others looked at theirs.

    "Aw, yeah," said Rainbow proudly as she looked at her own.

    "Check out mine!" said Mario as he looked at his headband, "it's got a little of everyone in it." They oohed and awed as Twilight looked at her own with a smile on her face.

    "Gee Twilight," said Applejack, "I thought you two were just spoutin' a lot of hooey, but I reckon we really do represent the elements the friendship."

    "Indeed you do," said a majestic voice. Everyone felt a warm light enter the ruins of the castle. As a very familiar golden orb of hope and light filled the once dark sky. Another light made its way before them and there appeared before them all was Princess Celestia herself. All but Twilight and Mario bowed before her. Mainly because these two were too happy to see her.

    "Princess Celestia!" Mario and Twilight gasped as they rushed towards her and shared a warm embrace.

    "Twilight Sparkle, Mario Star, my faithful students," she said proudly, "I knew you could do it."

    "But...you told me it was all an old pony tale," said Twilight.

    "I told you and Mario that you need to make some friends, nothing more," Celestia corrected as the other ponies stood up, minus Fluttershy but that was because of her shy nature, "I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon's return and I knew that it was you both who had the magic inside to defeat her, but you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart." She spoke directly to Twilight for that last part since she was the one who not only discovered that her friends represented the elements, but that Mario was the seventh. Twilight turned to the other ponies, giving them a grateful smile.

    "Now if only another will as well," said Celestia, calling the attention of the seven ponies as she made her way towards what was left of Nightmare Moon, or rather her true form, "Princess Luna!" There sitting in the remains of the now useless pebbles and shards was a lighter blue alicorn with an even lighter mane and tail. The paleness of her coat and mane was a clear sign that she had been clearly drained of her magical power and was much smaller in size. She gasped when she heard her name and looked up at Celestia fearfully.

    "It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this," said Princess Celestia, "It is time we put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister." Everyone's jaw dropped.

    "Sister?" Twilight, Mario, and Rainbow said at once.

    "Will you accept my friendship?" Celestia offered, raising a hoof towards her. The other ponies leaned forward with interest and anxiousness, waiting to see what Luna would do. Pinkie, however, leaned too far forward.

    "Whoa!" she called as she lost her balance and fell forward.

    "I'm so sorry!" Luna sobbed as she burst into tears and hugged Celestia, "I missed you so much, big sister!"

    "I've missed you, too," said Princess Celestia as tears formed on the bottoms of her eyes and she held Luna close. It was then Mario slowly took a step forward towards.

    "Mario what are you doing?" Twilight whispered loudly, but Mario just stood nearby, placing a gentle hoof on top of Luna. It made the two sisters pull away.

    "I know you are sorry for what you did," said Mario shyly, "I wanted to extend my friendship towards you as well...Aunt Luna." The other's looked stunned, even Twilight. Mario had not mentioned anything to the others about calling Princess Celestia his mother just yet. Even Luna had a "you had a son?!" look on her face despite her tears.

    "I found him when he was foal and raised him as my own," Princess Celestia explained, "he calls me his mother. Now he wants you to be his aunt. What do you say?" Luna just stared a bit more as Mario gave her a smile, then she smiled back placing a hoof against his to accept. Everyone was touched. That was when Pinkie burst into tears and sobbed...for a few seconds before blowing her nose.

    "Hey do you know what this calls for?" she said and the scene returned to just outside of Ponyville, "a party!" Several ponies cheered and the celebration for the return of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna had began. Spike was there to give both Twilight and Mario a warm welcome. Luna seemed unsure about being there until two young Pegasus foals presented her with beautiful necklace of roses, which she gave Celestia a teary smile. Everyone was happy.

    That is until Twilight and Mario were just exchanging some sad faces with one another.

    "Why so glum, my faithful students?" Princess Celestia asked gently, "Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?" Twilight and Mario just exchanged looks once more.

    "That's just it," said Twilight, "Just when I learned how wonderful it is to have friends. We have to leave them."

    "Yeah Mom," Mario added, "I really feel like I fit in around here. I was going to request I transfer my studies here, but..." He looked at Twilight, "...Twilight and I are a team. And one doesn't go off without the other." Twilight gave him a hug as they exchanged smiles. Princess Celestia smiled.

    "Spike, take a note please," she commanded, "I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorns Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star, shall take on a new mission for Equestria. They must continue to study the magic of friendship. They must report to me their findings from their new home in Ponyville." Twilight and Mario smiled excitedly as the rest of the ponies cheered and their friends all gathered around them for a group hug.

    "Oh thank you Princess Celestia!" said Twilight happily, "We'll study harder than ever before!" Mario nodded in agreement as the ponies cheered once more.

    Mario had to admit, this research project was going to be a whole new adventure and he couldn't wait to get started.

    "Isn't this exciting?" Pinkie burst out, "Are you excited cause I'm excited I've never been so excited, except for the part when I went GASP, but I mean really-

    Okay Pinkie Pie, I think the readers are ready for this chapter to END now...

    ...eesh...

    She's gonna be a handful...

    Well that concludes this episode. Now you know what the seventh element is and how Mario links to the Mane 6.

    Until next time...

    Peace Pony Fans!

    4. The Ticketmaster

    The Ticketmaster

    Pony's Log Number 103: Sometimes having to choose one thing over the other is a pain, especially when your friends are involved...

    One morning, Twilight and Mario were busy helping Applejack out on the farm. They had both been hard at work gathering lots of apples about the orchard. Spike was just enjoying a ride on Twilight's back, apparently entertaining himself .

    "No, nope, nope..." he muttered as he tossed apple after apple from Twilight's basket.

    "Thank you kindly, Twilight, for helping me out," said Applejack, "I bet Big Macintosh that I could get all these Golden Delicious in the barn by lunchtime. If I win, he's gonna walk down Stirrup Street in one of Granny's girdles." She chuckled at the idea.

    ""No problem at all, Applejack," said Twilight, "I'm glad the goal is lunchtime. All this hard work is making me hungry."

    "I know, right?" said Spike when he tossed an apple into Twilight's head. Twilight glared as Spike smiled apologetically.

    "Ooh-wee, Spike," she groaned, "You've been lounging on my back all morning while we worked. By the way, where's Mario anyway?"

    "This should seal that bet for ya, Applejack," said Mario as he gave a loud TOOT-TOOT with his horn. He arrived next to Applejack pulling several four wheeled wooden freight cars loaded to the brim with the remaining Apples that she need as he came to stop.

    "TOOT-TOOT!" he whistled, "Did somepony call for the Golden Delicious express?"

    "Yee-haw," Applejack replied excitedly, "Now that's what I'm talking about! But uh...where you'd get that there train?"

    "I made it myself," said Mario, "I've been waiting for years to finally put my freight train to good use. I can carry almost anything, even a giant stallion in a girdle." Applejack and Mario laughed and exchanged a high hoof as he pulled his train away towards the barn, toot-tooting as he disappeared. Twilight just chuckled, she knew very well of Mario's love for trains and was glad he was enjoying himself.

    "Now why can't you be creative like Mario," Twilight said to spike, "we're all working hard."

    "Exactly," said Spike, missing her point entirely, "You three were taking so long, I missed snack-time." Twilight was about to retort when her stomach grumbled loudly. She just laughed nervously.

    "Eh, I guess we better get some food," she replied as Spike began to dig into her basket for a good apple.

    "Nope," he mumbled, "Worm. A-ha!" Spike pulled out a large sparkling, shiny red apple. Twilight could feel her mouth water at the sight.

    "Oh Spike, that looks delicious," said Twilight, eager to take a bite before Spike devoured the entire thing into his mouth.

    "Spike!" she called out in annoyance and disappointment. If that had been Mario, he would have surrendered it to me without a second thought!

    "What?" Spike asked innocently before he gave out a large burp. Twilight ducked as a green flame left his mouth and a rolled up scroll appeared before her and Applejack. Spike cleared his throat before opening it.

    "Hear ye, hear ye," he read aloud, "Her Grand Royal Highness, Princess Celestia of Equestria is proud to announce the Grand Galloping Gala to be held in the magnificent capital city of Canterlot, on the 21st day of...yadda, yadda, yadda, cordially extends an invitation to Twilight Sparkle, Mario Star, and one guest." Applejack and Twilight just smiled excitedly.

    "The Grand Galloping Gala!" they said with a gasp.

    (theme song)

    Meanwhile, Mario had finished stashing away all the apples, got plenty of grumbling from Big Mac, and had just arrived back where the other girls were and found them hopping up and down excitedly with Spike between them.

    "What's up girls?" he asked curiously.

    "The Grand Galloping Gala!" they cheered.

    "Woo-hoo!" Applejack added.

    "Nice," said Mario with a smile before looking puzzled, "What about the Grand Galloping Gala?" Spike just looked indignant, stuck a finger in his mouth until he burped again, making another scroll appear.

    "Look, three tickets," said Spike and Mario saw that one was addressed to him.

    "Sweet!" he exclaimed as he held his ticked with his magic.

    "Wow, great!" said Twilight, "I've never been to the gala. Have you Spike?"

    "No, and I plan to keep it that way," said Spike, "I don't want any of that girly frilly frou-frou nonsense."

    "Hey, boys like to go to," said Mario before saying softly, "It's a great opportunity for a date..." He smiled to himself as Twilight spoke up.

    "Aw, come on Spike," said Twilight, "A dance would be nice."

    "I'll dance with you," said Mario up front, making her look at him. Mario was soon doing a perfect imitation of Fluttershy.

    "Mario?" she asked curiously.

    "Um...uhh...well...y-you see..." Mario stuttered, "I...well...I wanted to ask...if you want to of course..." Twilight just sighed and gave him a smile.

    "Oh alright," said Twilight, "I'll be your date." Mario stiffened in shock.

    "R-r-really?" he asked surprised and excited. Applejack was silently snickering at him, but he didn't notice.

    "Well, you're always so nice to me and all so...why not?" Twilight replied. Mario was hoping for more along the lines of "I like you" but she said yes and that was good enough for him.

    "Eee-hee-hee!" he squealed with glee as he clapped his front hooves together and his voice rose an octave or two, "Thanks Twilight." Applejack was ready to burst from laughter. Mario just squealed for crying out loud! Twilight just giggled.

    "Well, as I said, a dance would be nice," she repeated.

    "Nice?" said Applejack once she had gotten her giggles out of her system, "It's a heap good more than just nice. I'd love to go. Land sakes, if I had an apple stand set up, ponies would be chowin' our tasty vitties 'til the cows came home. Do you have any idea how much business I could drum up for Sweet Apple Acres?" As she spoke, a dream sequence appeared that showed long lines of ponies coming to purchase all her apples and apple goods.

    "You could make bank, as the term goes," Mario answered.

    "Exactly," said Applejack, "Why, with all that money, we could do a heap of fixin' up 'round here, replace that saggy old roof, and Big Macintosh could replace that saggy old plow, and Granny can replace that saggy old hip." Visions of run down items instantly became like new, except for Granny Smith, who started walking with a stretcher until a POOF appeared and she started dancing like a young filly.

    "Why I'd give my hind leg to go to that gala," Applejack finished. Twilight and Mario exchanged quick smiles with each other.

    "Oh, well in that case, would you like to-"

    "Whoa!"

    "OOOOMPH!" Just when Twilight was about to ask Applejack if she wanted to go with them. A certain blue Pegasus out of the blue came crashing down on all three of them, knocking all the apples Applejack and Twilight still had in their baskets to the ground.

    "Do you have anything better to do than dive bomb at us Rainbow Dash?" Mario asked as he got to his hooves.

    "Ugh," Rainbow groaned quickly before she was back in the air as the other three were still crouching on the ground, "Are we talking about the Grand Galloping Gala?"

    "Rainbow Dash," Applejack snapped as she rose to her hooves, "You told me you were too busy to help me harvest apples. What were you busy doing? Spying?"

    "No, I was busy napping," said Rainbow Dash as Mario noticed a pillow and blanket on a nearby tree branch. How that was there and they never noticed was beyond him and he rolled his eyes, "And I just happened to hear that you two have an extra ticket?"

    "Yeah, but-"

    "YES!" Rainbow cut off before Twilight could continue, "This is so awesome. The Wonderbolts perform at the Grand Galloping Gala every year. I can see it now. Everyone would be watching the sky. Their eyes riveted on the Wonderbolts, but then in would fly Rainbow Dash!" Rainbow began to picture her moment and the audience gasps as she appeared in the sky.

    "I would draw their attention with my Super Speed Strut," she continued, hearing the crowds cheer.

    "Then I would mesmerize 'em with my Fantastic Filly Flash. And for my grand finale, the Buccaneer Blaze! The ponies would go wild!" she added. In her fantasy she performed all these moves perfectly, making the ponies cheer for her loudly and even the three Wonderbolts' jaws dropped.

    "The Wonderbolts would insist that my signature moves be incorporated into their routine," she continued, "and then welcome me as their newest member!" In her fantasy, they shake her hoof and soon she was donning her own Wonderbolt uniform and flying with them into the sky. Mario just rolled his eyes. He supported her dream and wanted her to make the team someday, but she seriously needed to work more on perfecting those moves, stop dive bombing him and Twilight, and quit bragging.

    "Don't you see, Twilight and Mario?" Rainbow said excitedly, "This could be my one chance to show 'em my stuff. You gotta take me!" Rainbow was suddenly interrupted by a tug against her tail, which brought her down to the ground.

    "Hold on just one pony pickin' minute here," Applejack said with a hard spit to the ground, "I asked for that ticket first?"

    "So?" Rainbow shot back, "That doesn't mean you own it."

    "Oh yeah?" Applejack retorted, "Well, I challenge you to a hoof-wrestle. Winner gets the ticket." They found a nearby stump and began to groan loudly trying to out-strength each other. Until Twilight shoved them both apart.

    "Girls, there are my...er...our...tickets," Twilight told them both firmly, "We'll decide who gets it, thank you very much. Whoever has the best reason to go should get the ticket, don't you think?" She looked at Mario as well, who gave her a nod and smile.

    "Drummin' up business for the farm?" Applejack proposed.

    "A chance to audition for the Wonderbolts?" Rainbow proposed.

    "Money t' fix Granny's hip." Applejack added.

    "Living the dream." Rainbow added. Twilight and Mario just exchanged nervous looks.

    "Oh my, those are all pretty good reasons, aren't they?" she concluded looking at Mario.

    "Yeah...they are," Mario replied slowly. Then both their stomachs started to rumble and they chuckled to each other.

    "Listen to that, I am starving," said Twilight as Spike climbed back into Twilight, "I don't know about you, but I can't make important decisions on an empty stomach."

    "I agree," said Mario, "I think better on a full stomach anyway. So we'll uh, think about it over lunch, and get back to you two, okay?"

    "Okay," said Applejack and Rainbow sadly. Once Mario and Twilight had left the farm, they glared and began to arm wrestle with each other once more.

    "So who are you gonna give the tickets to you guys?" Spike asked once they were back in town.

    "I don't know Spike," said Twilight as they came to a stop near a building known as the Sugarcube corner, "but I really can't think straight when I'm hungry. So where should we eat?"

    "Well," Mario pondered, "there's this nice little cafe just down the..."

    CRASH

    "OOMPH!" Suddenly something that Mario would describe as "the pink blur" came barreling into them at high speed. The quick impact made the ticket float out of Spike's hands and land on Pinkie's nose.

    "Gah! Bats! Bats on my face! Help!" Pinkie shouted as she dashed about and then came to a stop in front of the ticket and looked at them, "Wait, these aren't...tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala, the most amazing incredible tremendous super-fun wonderful terrifically humungous party in all of Equestria! I've always, always, always, wanted to go!" Pinkie began to image the party and all the wonderful things she would get to see...

    ...and she began singing.

    Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is best place for me
    Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is best place for me
    Hip Hip
    Hooray!
    It's the best place for me
    For Pinkie...

    "Oh no..." Mario muttered, rolling his eyes. Pinkie just continued ranting like she normally did:

    "With the decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pin-cushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sun-beams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favorite-est of favorite fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!"

    "And here we go again," Mario muttered, feeling it coming from a mile away.

    Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
    Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
    'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala even
    In the whole galax-ieeeeeeeeeee!
    Wheeee!

    "Oh thank you, Twilight and Mario," said Pinkie happily, "it's the most wonderful-est gift ever." She then nudged herself into Mario.

    "And you can be my date handsome!" Pinkie said to Mario.

    "Wait...what?!" Mario exclaimed, stunned with shock in his eyes.

    " Um, actually-" said Twilight, trying to explain as Spike picked up the tickets.

    "GASP" A pony startled Spike from behind. He turned to see that it was Rarity who had gasped.

    "Are these what I think they are?" Rarity asked.

    "Yes, yes, yes!" Pinkie answered, "Twilight and Mario are taking me to the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot."

    "And Mario is going to be my date," Pinkie added, nuzzling Mario under the chin once more.

    "Wuh-wuh-wuuuuh!?" Mario stuttered.

    "The gala?" Rarity exclaimed, "I design ensembles for the gala every year, but I've never had the opportunity to attend. Oh the society, the culture, the glamour! It's where I truly belong, and where I'm destined to meet him." Rarity said the last word with a dreamy tone.

    "Him!" Pinkie said, copying her tone but then looked puzzled, "Who?"

    "Him," Rarity repeated as she imagined herself at the Gala in a golden yellow dress, "I would stroll through the gala, and everyone would wonder, "Who is that mysterious mare?" They would never guess that I was just a simple pony from little old Ponyville. Why, I would cause such a sensation that I would be invited for an audience with Princess Celestia herself, and the Princess would be so taken by the style and elegance that she would introduce me to him, her nephew: the most handsome eligible unicorn stallion in Canterlot. Our eyes would meet, our hearts would melt. Our courtship would be magnificent. He would ask for my hoof in marriage, and of course I would say, "Yes!" We would have a royal wedding, befitting a princess, which is..." Rarity giggled, "...what I would become upon marrying him, the stallion of my dreams."

    "Oh please," Mario mumbled under his breath, "he's not that amazing."

    "You know who she's talking about?" Twilight asked, hearing him.

    "I do," said Mario, "I met him once when I was a small foal. Princess Celestia had asked him to play with me for a few minutes. I was too shy to speak to him. His idea of playing with me was grabbing a nearby stick and telling me to fetch!" Twilight and Spike covered their mouths.

    "Well I'm sure he was just teasing," Rarity remarked, "But Mario, Twilight, I simply cannot believe you would invite Pinkie Pie so she can...party, and prevent me from meeting my true love. How could you? Hmph!" Rarity turned her head with a huff. Before Twilight and Mario could answer, Spike noticed a white bunny come and snatch the tickets from his claws.

    "Hey!" Spike called out as the bunny dashed away towards...Fluttershy. He climbed up to her head and presented the tickets from above her.

    "GASP!" Fluttershy replied, "Angel, these are perfect." Meanwhile, Rarity and Pinkie were shooting dirty glares at each other.

    "Uh, listen you guys," said Twilight, "We haven't decided who to give the extra ticket to."

    "You haven't?" Rarity and Pinkie retorted together.

    "And while I appreciate the offer, Pinkie," said Mario, "I had already asked Twilight to be my date to the Gala and she said yes." Pinkie let out a loud snort from her nose and glared.

    "Um, excuse me, Twilight, Mario," Fluttershy said gently as she came into view between Pinkie and Rarity, "I would just like to ask, I mean, if it would be alright, if you haven't given it to someone else-"

    "You?" Rarity exclaimed, figuring out what the yellow Pegasus was asking, "You want to go to the gala?"

    "Oh, no," Fluttershy replied and got a jab from Angel, "I mean, yes, or, actually kind of. You see, it's not so much the Grand Galloping Gala as it is the wonderous private gated garden that surrounds the dance. The flowers are said to be the most beautiful and fragrant in all of Equestria. For the night of the gala, and that night alone, would they all be in bloom...and that's just the flora. Don't get me started on the fauna. There's loon and toucans and bitterns, oh my! Hummingbirds that can really hum and buzzards that can really buzz. White-blue jays, and red jays, and green jays, pink jays and pink flamingos!" Fluttershy just hovered happily before Mario and Twilight as she cuddled Angel in her arms.

    "Gee, Fluttershy, it's sounds...beautiful," Twilight said, unsure of it herself.

    "The gardens actually are that beautiful," said Mario, "I've been there a few times myself when I needed a study break."

    "Do you know if everything I said is there?" Fluttershy asked excitedly.

    "The flora yes, but not all the fauna..."

    "Wait just a minute," said a familiar voice. Twilight and Mario looked up to see Rainbow Dash staring down at them from the roof top of a nearby house.

    "Rainbow Dash!" Twilight retorted angrily as the blue Pegasus flew back down to them.

    "We're you following us?" Mario added in the same tone.

    "No. I mean, yes. I mean maybe," Rainbow stumbled, "Look, it doesn't matter. I could risk a goody-four shoes like you two..."

    "Excuse me?" Mario retorted, very offended.

    "...giving that ticket away to just anybody," Rainbow finished, ignoring Mario's angry glare.

    "Wait just another minute." Now Applejack appeared next to Twilight.

    "Applejack," Twilight replied sternly, "were you following me too?" Mario's glare said the same question.

    "No," she replied quickly, "I was followin' this one to make sure she didn't try anything funny business. Still trying to take mah ticket?"

    "Your ticket?" Rainbow retorted.

    "But Twilight and Mario are taking me," Pinkie shot back, "and Mario is gonna be my date!"

    "Wuh?" Mario exclaimed stunned. Before he or Twilight could protest. The other ponies started to argue over each other. Their voices continued to get louder and louder, nearly smothering the two unicorns before Twilight and Mario finally had enough.

    "QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" They both screamed as they stood on their hind legs.

    "And then I said "Oatmeal, are you craz-" Pinkie then suddenly stopped once she realized that the arguing had stopped, "Oh..."

    "Girl's there's no use in arguing," Twilight pointed out.

    "But Twilight..." Rarity tried to protest.

    "Eh!" Twilight replied as Mario raised a hoof towards her to shush, "This is our decision, and we're gonna make it on our own."

    "And we're certainly can't think straight with all this noise," Mario added than both his and Twilight's stomachs grumbled loudly, "not to mention hunger."

    "Now go, shoo!" Twilight finished.

    "And no more fighting with each other," Mario added as the five mares all walked or flew away, grumbling to themselves.

    "And don't worry, We'll figure this out..." Twilight added as they disappeared and they were just alone with Spike somewhere to the side and not in their sight.

    "...somehow..." Mario added quietly. Twilight just looked rather upset as Mario gave her a side hug.

    "Come on," said Mario, "Let's get some lunch. My treat." Twilight just gave a small smile and he guided her...and Spike, who had caught up and was about to climb up into Twilight.

    "Take my back for a change," Mario offered, "give Twi a rest." Spike just shrugged his shoulders before doing so and they headed towards that cafe Mario had recommended.

    Once they had arrived, neither Twilight or Mario could relax with such an important decision on their minds. Twilight was slouching on her seat while Mario sat next to her with his front legs bent as if he had elbows on the table.

    "Oh spike, what are we gonna do?" Twilight asked worried, "All five of our best friends have really good reasons for going to the gala."

    "Best friends?" Mario asked sitting up, "we've really gotten that close that quickly? Or...maybe it's just you girls..."

    "Of course we have!" Twilight answered, "and don't say that. That includes you too. Why wouldn't you be included?" Mario felt a little bashful.

    "Um...I'm a boy?" he replied like it was a good reason.

    "Doesn't matter, you're part of our group and our best friend," said Twilight and got back to her train of thought by using her magic to pull petals off one of the table flowers, "But who do we choose? Applejack or Rainbow Dash? Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy, Rarity? Oh who should go with us?" Her stomach grumbled again as she used her tongue to eat up the pedals. Mario just watched her lick them up as their waiter, Savior Fare, appeared at their table.

    "Have you made your decision?" he asked in a professional tone and French accent.

    "I CAN'T DECIDE!" she bellowed, sitting up and raising her hoofs into the air. Everyone started to stare at her and Mario face-hoofed himself from the embarrassment.

    "Twilight, he just wants to take your order," said Spike as he pointed at the menu he was holding. Twilight blinked before she recomposed herself.

    "Oh," she replied and calmed down, "I would love a daffodil and daisy sandwich."

    "I'll take the same," said Mario.

    "Must you get what I get?" Twilight asked annoyed.

    "It was between that and the toasted hayburger on sourdough, but you said I needed to watch my figure," Mario replied looking at his stomach, which wasn't too big or too small. Twilight just rolled her eyes.

    "Do you have any rubies?" Spike asked and only got an indignant glare, "No? Okay..." Spike tossed the menu behind him, "...I'll have the hay fries, extra crispy." Savior Fare was already walking away before Spike had finished placing his order.

    "What do you think, Spike?" Twilight asked as Savior Fare went back inside.

    "I think we have to try another restaurant," Spike answered, "I mean, I like grass just fine, but would it hurt anybody to offer some gemstones?"

    "Spike, only you can eat gemstones," Mario answered, "Ponies can't eat them. It would break their teeth. They prefer them for currency...and in Rarity case...fine couture."

    "I mean about the Gala and the ticket and who we should take!" Twilight snapped.

    "Oh," said Mario and Spike just pinched the bridge of his nose.

    "You're still on that?" Spike asked annoyed.

    "Spike listen," Twilight replied as she leaned towards him on the table with her front hooves and knocked the flower vase off the table, "How do we choose? And what we do choose, will the other four be mad at us? I mean, I could give up my ticket and give away two, but that would still leave three disappointed ponies."

    "Even if I give up mine as well, we would still have to deal with two disappointed ponies," put in Mario, "There's no good solution with this!"

    "What if we..." Twilight was then cut off when Savior Fare reappeared.

    "Ah, your food, " he replied as he set their food on the table. Spike had already munching away. Twilight and Mario smiled.

    "Merci," said Mario.

    "Oh thank you," said Twilight, "this looks so good. I'm sure everything will be much clearer once I eat." Mario nodded in agreement. They both used their magic to lift the sandwiches to their mouths when the other ponies galloped pass them and into the indoor part of the cafe. Making them drop their sandwiches back on their plates.

    "Em, madam, monsieur," Savior Fare replied with concern, "Are you going to eat your food in ze rain?"

    "It's not raining," Twilight replied, "what's going on?" They then looked around them and noticed that everywhere minus their table was getting a large downpour.

    "Okay, which weather pony goofed and brought this over here?" Mario demanded. It was then in a small hole in the clouds a very familiar blue Pegasus appeared.

    "Hi there, best friends forever I've ever had," said Rainbow in a sweet tone, "Enjoying the sunny weather?"

    "Rainbow Dash. what are you doing?" Twilight asked in a suspicious tone and Mario gave her a glare.

    "Whaddya mean?" Rainbow replied innocently, "I just saw the smartest, most generous ponies about to get rained on, so I thought I'd kick a hole in the clouds to keep them dry so they could dine in peace, that's all." Mario and Twilight shifted looks from Rainbow, the surrounding rain, to their food, to each other, and at Rainbow once more.

    "Rainbow, you're not trying to get extra considering for the extra ticket by doing extra special favors, are you?" Twilight asked and Mario stared at the blue Pegasus intensely.

    "You're not the type to swallow your pride like that," Mario added slowly.

    "Me?" Rainbow replied with a chuckle, "No-no-no, of course not."

    "Uh-huh," said Twilight.

    "Sure," Mario added. Neither pony believed her.

    "Seriously, I'd do it for anypony," Rainbow added just when other ponies were running to find cover and failing to do so, clearly exposing Rainbow's bluff. She just gulped, "Heh, heh, eh..."

    "Rainbow, we're not comfortable accepting unwanted favors," Mario told her.

    "So I'd appreciate if you closed up that rain cloud right now," Twilight added.

    "Uhh, Twilight..." Mario warned, but she wasn't listening.

    "Ugh, fine," said Rainbow and zipped up the hole. Mario just groaned and looked at Twilight indignantly.

    "That's better," said Twilight, feeling very pleased with herself. Until two seconds later Mario, Twilight, and their sandwiches were soaked.

    "Nice to see you thought this through," Mario replied sarcastically. Twilight gave a loud groan. Spike covered his mouth to avoid laughing. He had already finished his food. Just then Rarity arrived carrying a large purple umbrella.

    "Twilight, Mario, it's raining," she said plainly.

    "No, really?" Twilight retorted sarcastically.

    "And we thought someone was dumping the world's largest bucket of water all over us," Mario added in the same tone.

    "Come with me before you catch a cold," said Rarity and pulled Twilight away. Mario just watched her disappear.

    "I guess I'll catch a co...WHOA!" Then Rarity grabbed him too and they both found themselves in the Carousel Boutique. As soon as they were inside, both Twilight and Mario shook the water out of their coats and mane. Once dry, they looked at sharp as ever. Except for Rarity, who got soaked from them shaking about. She glared at the two.

    "Heh heh, oops, sorry," said Twilight apologetically.

    "Yeah, maybe we should have just asked for a towel," said Mario and chuckled timid.

    "Oh no, it's quite all right," she replied, "after all, we are..." Suddenly she was completely dry and nuzzling the side of Twilight, "...the best of friends, are we not? And you know what best friends do?"

    "Uh..." Both Twilight and Mario were afraid to find out.

    "Makeovers!" Rarity exclaimed as she shoved a dressing screen in front of her and Twilight, knocking Mario and Spike away from them as Rarity began to roughly dress up Twilight.

    "Ugh Rarity, ow," Twilight groaned, "this really isn't fixing it. I mean, thank you, but, ooh, that's too tight!" Soon the screen was removed in Twilight was fitted in glittery little dress.

    "There," said Rarity, "oh, you're simply darling." Twilight looked at the dress and smiled.

    "Uh, yeah, it is kinda pretty, isn't it?" she replied.

    "You look very pretty in it," Mario added with a shy smile. Twilight just smiled back. Spike made a face, sticking his finger in his mouth. Rarity rushed into him, causing him to stick his entire claw into his mouth.

    "And you." Rarity exclaimed, "Oh Spike, I have a dandy little outfit for the dashing gent." Mario snickered, wondering what Rarity had in mind.

    "I didn't forget you, handsome." Mario stopped laughing then before he and Spike were shoved behind a screen.

    "D-ah, ow, oh, hey, wow, watch it, whoa!" Spike yelped.

    "Oh, hey, ouch, oomph, too tight, ye-ow! Use a shoe horn next time!" Mario said at the same time of Spike's yelps.

    Once the screen had been moved, Spike was dressed in a very traditional renaissance style suit in blue with a blonde wig. Mario was in a similar suit in dark purple with a white upper class wig and some boots that were way too tight for his hooves. They both looked indignant and embarassed.

    "Oh Spike, Mario," Twilight giggled.

    "Now you just need a hat," said Rarity as she plopped it on Spike's head.

    "Ugh, I told you, I don't want any part of this girly gala gunk. See you back at the library!" said Spike and dashed right out of the clothes and out of the boutique.

    "Oh, who needs him anyway," said Rarity with a laugh as she brought a mirror. Twilight just looked at herself contently in the mirror. Mario was just looking rather miserable since Rarity had added a matching hat to his attire, "This is all about you, and how fabulous you two will look at the Grand Galloping Gala." Mario and Twilight both blinked.

    "Wait, the Grand-" They said together.

    "And oh, my goodness, what a coincidence," Rarity exclaimed in a fashion that Mario and Twilight knew what she was trying to do, "I happen to have an ensemble of my own that matches Twilight's to a T..." Rarity soon held her close as they gazed into the mirror, and soon Rarity took full dominance of the reflection, "...We would be the belles of the ball, you and I. Everyone would be clamoring for our attention. All eyes would be on us, and then everyone would finally know who, the most beautiful, the most talented, the most sophisticated in all of Equestria is Rarity the unicorn." Rarity has stars in her eyes. Until she then turned to see Twilight and Mario both giving her death glares.

    "Ah," Rarity laughed nervously, "and Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star, of course."

    "I see what's going on," Twilight said angrily.

    "You're just buttering us up so we gave you this extra ticket," Mario added.

    "Well, it's not going to work," said Twilight as she and Mario tossed the offered clothes back at Rarity, "You're going to have to wait for our decision just like everyone else."

    "And no offense," put in Mario, "but I preferred a nice tux. Something modern chic rather than traditional."

    "Now if you'll excuse me, We've been trying all day just to get some lunch," said Twilight firmly as they saw Spike had left the door open.

    "Did somepony say lunch?" said a voice and grabbed Twilight outside. Mario just looked indignant.

    "Three...two...WHOA!" He was a little off, but the voice grabbed him too. He and Twilight both landed in front of a wooden wagon loaded with apple treats.

    "You've got to be kidding me!" Twilight exclaimed.

    "It's day one of Ponyville all over again!" Mario added. That was then their culprit appeared before them: Applejack.

    "I got apple pie, apple fritters, apple tarts, apple dumplings, apple crisps, and apple Brown Betty," she told them, showing the last mentioned dessert before them, "Uh, the dessert, not my auntie. What do you say there, best friends?" Mario and Twilight stomachs grumbled before they felt their tempers slip.

    "No, No," Twilight snapped, making Applejack drop the last dash, "We don't know who we're giving the ticket to."

    "And all these favors aren't making it any easier to decide!" Mario yelled, "in fact..."

    "We're less sure now that we were this morning! UGH!" they shouted together and ran off. Applejack just looked stunned as they took off.

    "So, that's a maybe?" was all Applejack could say.

    It was a little while later that they had calmed down enough to arrive back at the Grand Oak library. Both were clearly frustrated and stressed out.

    "Ugh, I never thought being showered with favors could be so aggravating!" she retorted angrily. Mario suddenly felt a little insecure.

    "Umm...I don't...make you feel that way...do I?" Twilight was taken aback by the question but just gave him a assured sigh.

    "No...just...stick to making us some lunch and nothing else for today, okay," said Twilight. Mario nodded and she opened the door. There before her were various animals dusting and cleaning the inside of the library. Then they heard a familiar yellow Pegasus humming a sweet tune (apparently the first few notes to the show's theme song) as she continued to dust.

    "Seriously?" Mario said aloud.

    "Fluttershy," Twilight gasped, "Not you too?"

    "Oh, well, hello Twilight," said Fluttershy, "I hope you don't mind, but we're all doing a little spring cleaning for you."

    "It's summer," said Mario and Twilight as a matter of fact.

    "Oh, well, better late than never, right?" said Fluttershy as she flew next to them, "It was Angel's idea." The little bunny smiled and continued to toss a salad nearby.

    "You're not doing this for the ticket, are you?" Twilight asked, getting right to the point.

    "Oh no, I'm doing this because you two are my very best friends, Right Angel?" said Fluttershy and the bunny just gave her a glare, "Oh yes, we are just doing this for the ticket." Mario's jaw just dropped.

    "Unbelievable," he remarked as Angle offered them the salad.

    "No, no, no!" said Twilight firmly, "Well, this was all very nice of you and Angel, but we're not accepting any extra favors until we've made our final decision, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Twilight opened the door, but then a huge burst of confetti blasted into the door.

    "SURPRISE!" some ponies shouted outside and trumpets blow. Mario knew what would happen next.

    "Hold it!" said Mario before he walked over to Twilight and wrapped a front hoof around her. Twilight looked puzzled.

    "Go," he said plainly and they were both whisked away and were being tossed up and down by a bunch of ponies when Pinkie began to sing:

    Twilight and Mario, are my bestest friends
    Whoopie, whoopie!

    "Pinkie..." Mario and Twilight said together.

    They're the cutest, smartest, all around best ponies, ponies!

    "Pinkie" they repeated.

    I bet if I throw a super-duper fun party, party!

    "Pinkie!" they said louder.

    They'll give their extra ticket to the Gala to me!

    "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" They shouted loudly, causing the ponies to break away and send them landing hard to the ground. Well...Mario landed on the ground on his stomach. Twilight landed on his back.

    "I'm always the fall guy," Mario groaned painfully. Twilight wasn't heavy, but she still landed hard onto his back.

    "Yes Twilight? Mario?" Pinkie asked innocently, batting her eyes at the both of them.

    "At least the other ponies tried to be subtle about the ticket," said Twilight as she sat up and off of Mario's back.

    "Wait, what ticket?" A pony named Drizzle asked, "What Gala?"

    "Oh didn't you know?" Pinkie replied.

    "Pinkie, shush, shush, shush! ZIP IT!" Mario pleaded under his breath, crossing a hoof across his throat."

    "Twilight and Mario have an extra ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala!" Pinkie finished, clueless to Mario's pleas.

    "The Grand Galloping Gala!?" The nearby ponies exclaimed. Mario just groaned and Twilight suddenly looked very uneasy as they were soon swamped by dozens of ponies. Ironically, they were all mares.

    "Have I ever told you how much I love your mane?!

    "I'll wash your dishes!"

    They all began suggesting favors outright, but Spike managed to swoop in and help Mario and Twilight slip out of the crowd, but they were stopped by a pony named Daisy.

    "Would you like help with your gardening?"

    "We don't have one!" Mario answered quickly. They tried to get away again before they were stopped again.

    "I have a cartload of extra carrots," A pony named Shoeshine proposed. Soon the crowd had swamped them once again, shouting favor after favor.

    "What are we gonna do?" Spike asked as their personal space began to dwindle rapidly. Mario and Twilight felt themselves ready to go into a panic.

    "We're..."

    "...Gonna..."

    "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!" Mario and Twilight shouted as they jumped high into the air and dashed away at top speed. In cues some Benny-Hill style music as Twilight and Mario ran for dear to try and escape the crowd. Mario was panicking so badly he was actually running on just his hind legs. They tried everything, hiding behind carts, disguises (spike was a baby), hiding under a bridge, and even trying manniquin poses in a store, but nothing worked. Soon they were back into a corner with all the ponies shouted favor after favor. The only favor Mario heard clearly was:

    "I'll do your taxes!"

    Mario tried to get in front of Twilight to defend her, but the approaching crowd made hm nervous to stand strong. The pressure was becoming unbearable for Mario and Twilight when their horns began to glow brightly and they along with Spike disappeared.

    "Where is she?" Where did she go? She's disappeared." The other ponies exclaimed. Fortunately, Mario and Twilight had triggered a teleportation spell and landed right back at the grand oaks library. Both were quite frazzled from the trip. Poor Spike was slightly fried.

    "Ugh...warn me next time you two are gonna do that," he groaned in a dizzy tone.

    "I didn't even know it was gonna happen," Twilight protested.

    "That's the trouble with magical surges," said Mario, "you never know when they happen or what they will do. They just trigger under moments of great stress."

    "Would have been safer if Mario had just picked us up and sped us both here," Spike pointed out. Mario blinked and face-hoofed himself for not thinking of that.

    "Never mind," Twilight snapped as she stood upright with her arms spread out, "Now quick lock the doors!" Now Mario put his speed to good use as the three quickly closed all the doors and shut off all the lights. They breathed a sigh of relief and slumped to the floor once they had finished.

    Suddenly a light came back on...

    "GASP!" Mario squeaked loudly and pointed a hoof upward. Twilight looked up. Despite locking everything, their five best friends were staring down at them with smiles on their faces near a high window.

    Mario and Twilight couldn't take it anymore.

    "YAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Mario and Twilight screamed.

    "We can't decide!" Twilight retorted frantically, "We just can't decide."

    "It's important to all of you and we just can't stand to disappoint any of you," Mario added sadly, "and giving us gifts and doing us favors won't make any difference."

    "Because you're all our friends and we wanna make you all happy and we just can't! We just CAN'T!" they said together before crunching into the floor with their front hooves covering their heads. The five mares didn't need long to realize just how upset Mario and Twilight were feeling. In fact, a pair of tears had left Mario's eyes just as Applejack walked up to the both of them.

    "Twilight, Mario, sugars," Applejack said gently as she patted a hoof on Twilight's back but still spoke to the both of them, "I didn't mean to put so much pressure on the two of you, and if it helps. I don't want to ticket anymore. You can give it to somepony else. I won't feel bad, I promise."

    "Me too," Fluttershy added, "I just feel awful that I made you feel so awful."

    "And me too," Pinkie pie put in, "It's no fun upsetting your friends."

    "Twilight, Mario," Rarity joined in, "it was unfair of me to try and force you as I did."

    "Yes! That means the ticket is mine. Ha,ha," said Rainbow before singing and dancing in the air, "I got the ticket. I got the ticket-" Rainbow soon stopped her victory dance when Applejack, Fluttershy, and Mario (despite having two un-wiped tears on his cheeks) shot her a dirty look. Twilight only looked up. Yet both unicorns still were crouched and their front hooves still over their heads.

    "You know," said Rainbow sheepishly, "I haven't perfected my signature moves for the Wonderbolts anyway. I don't need that ticket either."

    "We all got so gun-ho about going to the gala that we couldn't see how un-gun-ho we were making you," Applejack pointed out.

    "We're sorry Mario and Twilight," the five mares said together. Mario and Twilight felt better and exchanging smiles and a single nod.

    "Spike, take a note," Twilight instructed as Spike grabbed a sheet of paper and a quill.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight said aloud as she picked up the three tickets with her magic, "We've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though we appreciate the invitation, we will be returning all three tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala."

    "What?!" The other five mares exclaimed in shock.

    "If our friends can't all go," Mario concluded for Twilight, "We don't wanna go either." The other ponies were still in shock and the decision made them all fell worse about everything.

    "Mario, Twilight, you don't have to do that," Applejack protested.

    "Nope, we've made up our mind," said Twilight as Mario gave a firm nod, "Spike, you can send the letter now." Spike let out a green flame that ate up the letter and sent it on its way.

    "Now you won't get to go to the gala either," said Fluttershy sadly.

    "It's okay girls," said Twilight, "We couldn't possibly enjoy ourselves without our best friends there with us."

    "So we would rather not go at all," said Mario with a assuring smile. The other mares shared a group hug together and chuckled. Then Applejack gave Mario a one-on-one hug.

    "I know yer just thinking about us, sugarcube," she said to him, "but I know you're still disappointed not taking Twilight as your date."

    "Mario had asked Twilight to be his date?" Rainbow exclaimed as she, Fluttershy, and Rarity cooed. Mario just blushed shyly as they all giggled, even Twilight.

    "Hhg...hgh...urk...urk..." Spike began to make faces like he was grossed out. At least that was how Applejack interpreted his grunts.

    "Well wallop my withers, Spike," said Applejack as she pulled away from the group hug and approached the dragon, "Isn't that just like a boy? Can't handle the least bit of sentiment."

    "Hey leave me out of this, Applejack," Mario retorted indignantly, "I like hugs, expressing my feelings, and I'm not afraid to cry...DUCK!"

    "BURP!"

    "Whoa Nelly!" Applejack exclaimed as she barely missed getting hit by the green flame Spike has spat out between her golden mane and stenson hat. The flame turned into another letter.

    "A letter from the princess?" said Twilight surprised, "that was fast."

    "Mom must have had time to sort her mail today," Mario replied as Spike opened the letter.

    "My faithful students, Twilight and Mario," Spike read aloud, "Why didn't you just say so in the first place? Seven tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala." The ponies all gasped.

    "Now we can all go," said Twilight happily. The ponies cheered. Then Twilight noticed Pinkie smiling and batting her eyelashes at Mario, making him rather nervous.

    "And Mario can be my date," Twilight added.

    "Uh-huh," Mario with a definitive nod. Pinkie blinked before smiling again.

    "That's okay," she replied and leaned into his face with a smile, "Someday, you'll be mine." She then bounced away. Mario was left with a long face that had clearly learned a new definition of fear. Then his and Twilight's stomachs growled. Twilight laughed nervously and Mario snapped out of his state of shock.

    "Allow us to treat you both to dinner," Rarity offered them.

    "What a great way to apologize," said Rainbow as each pony collected their ticket. Each hovered above their heads as they left the house, even if they weren't a unicorn.

    "And to celebrate," Pinkie Pie added as she exited, "Come on everyone, the cupcakes are on me!" Spike held on to one extra ticket excitedly, until Applejack left and the ticket left Spike's head and floated above hers.

    "How come I don't get a ticket to the gala?" He asked sadly and then, "Hurk! BURP!" Applejack stopped moved when she heard the belch, a green glow, and looked back. Spike got another letter.

    "And one for you Spike" he read and giggled happily as he held his ticket happily and left the library. Then he saw Applejack, just standing casually with a sly smirk on her face. Spike froze for a second before making a face.

    "I mean, gross, I have to go too?" he remarked before he dashed away giggling again. Applejack just chuckled and went to catch up with the rest of their friends. Who knows what made Spike change his mind?

    But in the end...it was something they could all look forward to.

    So...Mario has already made his first move and Twilight said yes.

    And I've hinted at a possible love triangle.

    In future, Twilight will still be reciting the letters on her own for the most part of season 1. Even though the lesson she learns will be shared with Mario (and he will be credited in the letters at the end of each episode with her too). She was the main focus of the first few seasons and I'd rather keep it that way.

    Until next time...Peace Pony Fans.

    5. Applebuck Season

    Applebuck Season

    Pony's Log Number 104: Self-determination can be a powerful tool, but it can be dangerous if used incorrectly...for everyone around you...

    It was another beautiful morning in Sweet Apple Acres as Applejack and Big Mac were surveying the vast orchard, which every tree was loaded to the tree truck with juicy, delicious apples.

    "Boy Howdy!" said Applejack as she survey the trees, "I got my work cut out for me. That there is the biggest bumper crop o' apples I ever laid eyes on."

    "Eeyup," said Big Mac, "Too big for you to handle on your own."

    "Come on, big brother!" said Applejack, "You need to rest up and get yourself better. I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle..." Applejack poked the white bandage, making Big Mac cringe as he gave her a death glare, "...Oops, sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end."

    "Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of," Big Mac said calmly.

    "Are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?" Applejack retorted indignantly.

    "Eeyup," said Big Mac plain and simple.

    "Why of all the...This is your sister, Applejack, remember?" she snapped, "The loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies?"

    "But still only one pony," Big Mac replied calmly, "and one pony plus hundreds o' apples just doesn't add up to..."

    "Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue!" said Applejack, now angry, "I said I could handle the harvest and I'm gonna prove it to you. I'm gonna get every last apple out of those trees this Applebuck season all by myself." Despite her determination, Applejack just gulped. She knew her work was cut out for her.

    (Theme Song)

    It wasn't long before Big Mac let Applejack be as she made her way into the apple orchards to look around.

    "Well I better get kickin'," she said to herself, "These apple's aren't gonna shake themselves out off them trees." It was just then the ground began to rumble.

    "Hey!" said Applejack when an apple fell out of a tree and bonked her square on the head, "OW!" Back in Ponyville, Rainbow Dash was searching about for the source of the rumbling. That was when she saw the source and the sudden "Mmmmoooooo!" of several cows approaching the town. The other ponies began to panic.

    "Stampede!" A pony named Bon Bon shouted and the other ponies began to dash about. Some were also shutting up their windows, closing their doors, and even pulling the welcome mat inside (like that's gonna matter). Despite all the chaos, Pinkie was just laughing herself away.

    "H-h-h-h-h-hey-y-y-y-y-y...! Th-th-th-this-s-s-s-s-s m-m-m-m-m-makes-s-s-s-s m-m-m-m-my-y-y-y-y v-v-v-v-voice s-s-s-sound s-s-s-s-silly-y-y-y-y!" she remarked as she bounced along the rumbling around, making her voice vibrate.

    "Pinkie are you crazy?!" Twilight retorted as she dashed by and stopped, "Run!"

    "Everypony calm down," said Mayor Mare as Mario dashed by frantically and came to a stop behind her, "There is no need panic."

    "R-r-right," said Mario uneasily as he stood next to the mayor, "We...we gotta do something!"

    "But Mayor, whatever shall we do?" Rarity asked worried. It was then Rainbow Dash noticed something else in the distance.

    "Look there!" Rainbow called out. Amongst the cows was a familiar orange pony and her faithful dog whose name is Winona.

    "YEEHAW!" Applejack chanted. The ponies stopped running about to watch her and gave her a loud cheer.

    "Move aside Winona," Applejack called out, "Put 'em up, girl!" Winona barked excitedly as she ran alongside Applejack. Rarity just moaned as she and a few other ponies just watched Applejack in action.

    "This is the best rodeo show I've ever seen," Pinkie exclaimed as she watched while eating a bag of popcorn. Twilight just rolled her eyes at her while Mario shook his head and did the same. Applejack continued to keep pace with the runaway cows.

    "Come on, little doggies! Turn!" she called out as she gave a cow a bit of a shoulder bump and gave a whistle, "Winona, put 'em up!" Her dog barked and gave a light nudge as well from the other side.

    "Haha! Gotcha!" Applejack called out as she grunted again and continued to try to redirect the cows. Winona gave another bark and continued to help Applejack. The cows were just yards away from the bridge that lead into town when Applejack and Winona successfully got the cows to turn to the side, running along the other side of the river and away from Ponyville town square.

    "Attagirl," said Applejack with another grunt to keep them all in line, "Yee Haw!" Once they started to slow down did she managed to get ahead of them.

    "Whoaaa!" Applejack commanded as the cows came to complete stop, "Hooie. Now what was that all about?"

    "Moo!" said a cow named Daisy Jo before coughing to clear her throat, "Oh my! Begging your pardon, Applejack, but Mooriella here saw one of those nasty snakes..." The other cows made startled expressions in agreement, "...And it just gave us all the willies, don'tcha know." Applejack just smiled sympathetically.

    "I completely understand," Applejack replied gently, "Just next time, try and steer clear of Ponyville."

    "We certainly will, Applejack," Daisy Jo answered before she and the rest of the cows made their way back towards the farm, "So long, Winona!" The dog barked in reply. The ponies watching just continued to cheer excitedly, chanting Applejack's name.

    "Yee Haw!" Applejack replied to all the praise, striking a pose.

    "Yee Haw!" Pinkie added as she tried to mimic Applejack's pose and hopped around like she was a cattle ranching pony, "Ride 'em cowpony!" Some other ponies just watched her, but said nothing.

    "That's actually not a bad imitation," said Mario as Mayor Mare was most impressed. With Applejack, not Pinkie's impression of the farm pony.

    "Applejack was just...just..."

    "Appletastic!" Pinkie said from up above, until gravity reminded her she couldn't stay in the air and landed on the ground on her back.

    "Exactly," Mayor Mare replied, "We must do something to thank Applejack for single-hoofedly saving the town."

    "I know," said Pinkie as she lay on the ground.

    "Of course you do," said Mario, knowing exactly what she was going to suggest.

    "A party!" she called out. Within a few minutes the ponies had the town square loaded with decorations, balloons, and party streamers of every kind.

    "We are all ready?" Twilight asked as she and Spike arrived. Rarity tied a beautiful red bow onto a nearby tree.

    "Just one thing," said Rarity. Using her magic, she lifted a large gold colored banner with an apple on the center and placed it above the stage where Applejack would come and claim her special prize, "Now we're ready."

    "Is Applejack all set?" Twilight asked, facing Rarity.

    "Actually, I haven't seen her all week," said Rainbow as she landed next to Rarity.

    "Not since the stampede," Pinkie added as she hopped next to the three Ponies.

    "But she'll be here for sure," said Rainbow, "Applejack is never late." Mario suddenly felt very worried as he approached Twilight as the other girls finished some final touch-ups.

    "Oh I've got a bad feeling about this," said Mario.

    "Thanks, Pony-one Kenobi," said Twilight with some sarcasm in her tone, "Can you please go see that Applejack gets here on time?" Mario felt indignant by her remark.

    "Aye-ye," he replied before stomping away, grumbling to himself. He was still worried.

    Later that day, all the ponies in town had gathered around the stage as Twilight made her way towards the podium, carrying a large stack of messily stacked note cards. Once she arrived, she used her magic to straighten out her cards, holding the first one up to recite her speech on it.

    "Welcome everypony," she began, "today we are here to honor a pony who we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to-"

    "Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there?" Rainbow interjected as she flew right in front of Twilight, causing her note cards to scatter about, "What an athlete! This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know it's gonna be so awesome!"

    "Exactly," said Twilight, shoving Rainbow off the stage, "and..."

    "This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time," Pinkie jumped in, right in front of Twilight.

    "What does that have to do with Applejack?" Twilight asked curiously from behind the pink pony.

    "Oh, Applejack, one of the best bakers ever," Pinkie answered, "is gonna help me. Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!" The other ponies cheered until Twilight shoved Pinkie off the stage.

    "Oh-kay, that's great," Twilight remarked, "Now if I could just make a point without being inter-"

    "Twilight?" said a familiar yellow Pegasus as she appeared under the left side of the podium.

    "-rupted." Twilight remarked before giving Fluttershy a glare as the Pegasus stood beside her.

    "Twilight, I'm so sorry," Fluttershy replied, "but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's going to gather them using her wonderful herding skills." Twilight just rolled her eyes, showing her patience was thinning as she gave Fluttershy another dirty glare. Fluttershy just removed herself from the podium.

    "Anypony else? Anyone?" Twilight asked in irritation. No pony dared to make eye contact with her and she finally settled down, "No? Well then, as I was trying to say-" Then Mayor Mare appeared with a toothy grin. A clear sign that Twilight had to wrap the speech up and the timing had pushed Twilight's patience to the limit.

    "UGH! Nevermind!" Twilight barked as she let her cards scatter and stomped away angrily. Mayor Mare just smiled as she approached the podium.

    "Ah-ahem. and so, without no further ado," Mayor Mare continued, "it is my privilege to give the prize, Pony of Ponyville award, to our beloved guest of honor, a pony of the utmost trustworthiness, reliability, and integrity. Ponyville's most capable and dependable friend: Applejack!" The ponies all cheered as the curtain opened to reveal...no pony. Soon the cheering turned into murmuring.

    "Cool! Way to go Applejack, that was awesome! I mean-" Spike soon realized just how off timing his personal cheer was, especially with Twilight glaring at him.

    "Heh..." was all Spike could say afterward. Then there was nothing but silence.

    "Ah-hem," Mayor mare remarked, hoping for something or somepony to speak up, but...nothing.

    "Awkward," Spike whispered and the rest of their friends agreed.

    "I'm here. I'm here," said a familiar country voice with a yawn and a sigh. There was Applejack, carrying some overloaded baskets with apples, some of them falling to the ground as she made her way through the crowds. Her eyes were drowsy and there were bags under them as well. Mario just quietly headed over to his friends without saying a word.

    "Sorry I'm late," said Applejack tiredly, "whoa-I was just-whoa. Did I get your tail? Miss Mayor. Thank you kindly for this here...award thingy..." Applejack yawned again and looked at her face in the reflection. "...It's so bright and shiny and, heh, heh-heh, I sure do look funny, heh. Ooo-ooo." Applejack began to lean back and forth at her reflection with a woozy smirk on her face. Then Pinkie joined her.

    "Woo-ooo"

    "Ooo-ooo" They chanted together.

    "Okay," said Twilight nervously as she reached the stage, "Well thank you Applejack for saving us from that scary stampede, and always being there for everypony."

    "Yeah, I like helping the ponyfolks and...(yawn)...and stuff..." Applejack suddenly dozed off standing up...for two seconds before she shot up, snorted, and shook her head, "...Oh, uh, yeah, uh, thanks." Applejack grabbed the handle of the trophy by the mouth and dragged it off stage, going down the exact path she came from but walking backwards. The other ponies just stayed quiet as Applejack took her leave.

    "Was it just me," Twilight asked out of the blue, "or did Applejack seem a little-"

    "Tired?" Rainbow proposed.

    "Messy?" Rarity added, getting funny looks from the others, "Well, did you see her mane?"

    "So what," said Mario remarked quietly, "she's still pretty." Though no pony heard him.

    "She seemed fine to me," said Pinkie, "Woo! Woo! Wo-"

    "Pinkie, please stop," Mario asked quietly, placing a hoof over her mouth. Twilight looked at him.

    "What happened?" Twilight asked him. Mario just gave her a sad look.

    "I found her working on the orchards, she looked pretty worn out," said Mario, "I had to tell her twice about the party before she stopped working and followed. She was walking to slowly and I tried to offer her some help but...she...yelled at me."

    "What?" Twilight retorted in surprise.

    "She just exploded at me to leave her alone and that she would get there herself," said Mario, "I tried to stick around...but she yelled again for me to leave. I arrived after her because I had taken the long route because I was upset." Twilight looked at him concerned.

    "You...gonna be okay?" she asked.

    "I'll...I'll be okay," Mario said bravely, "Just...a little frazzled is all..." Twilight looked at him sadly. She could tell Mario was hurt. Pinkie then just gave him a hug and smiled at him. It wasn't much longer before Mario felt the corners of his mouth perk up. He rolled his eyes and chuckled.

    "Thanks Pinkie," he replied, feeling better.

    "It's what I do," she replied.

    "So...what can we do to help her?" said Mario asked Twilight.

    "Hmm," Twilight wondered. It wasn't much longer before she and Mario headed towards Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack was just busy working hard trying to collect as many apples as she could. As tired and exhausted as she was, she was breathing rather heavily as she bucked a couple of more trees.

    "Phew," she muttered when she felt herself nearly fall asleep but caught herself and got back to work. She tried to buck another tree, but was so far away that all her rear legs hit was air.

    "O-oah," she stumbled before trying to recompose herself. Twilight and Mario were not too far away when they saw her working.

    "What on Earth is that pony doing?" Twilight asked herself.

    "Harvesting apples?" Mario proposed as it was rather obvious.

    "I meant that!" Twilight retorted as Applejack mumbled to herself and kicked an apple basket over.

    "Whoops," Applejack remarked and walked around to clean up the mess.

    "Point made. Let's go," said Mario as he and Twilight made their way closer to the pony.

    "Hey Applejack!" Twilight called out, but Applejack had fallen asleep standing up again.

    "Applejack," Mario called out but a tad louder, but the orange pony continued to snooze.

    "Applejack," Twilight called out and then she and Mario together shouted: "APPLE-JACK!" The orange pony woke with a start and noticed the two friends standing nearby.

    "Oh howdy, Twilight, Mario," she said, trying to sound normal.

    "What is all this?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "It's Applebuck season," Applejack replied as she continued on her way and went to buck another tree, nearly losing her balance, "Whoa!" Twilight and Mario used their horns to teleport towards her. By now they could handle short distances without getting too dizzy.

    "Applewhat season?" Twilight asked.

    "Nah," Applejack answered, not bothering to correct her, "It's what the Apple family calls harvestin' time. We gather all the apples from the trees so we can sell 'em." Applejack continued to venture forward as Mario and Twilight teleported back in front of her once more.

    "But why are doing it all alone?" Twilight asked worried.

    "'Cause Big Macintosh hurt himself," Applejack replied simply.

    "What about all those relatives we've met when we first came to Ponyville?" Twilight wondered.

    "Can't they help?" Mario asked, "and where are they?"

    "They were just here for the Apple family reunion," Applejack explained with a sigh, "They actually live all over Equestria and are busy harvestin' their own orchards. So, uh, I'm on my own. Which means, I should really get back to work." Mario and Twilight refused to move.

    "Ahem...," said Applejack in a soft tone, "Hint, hint? Get back to work?" Mario and Twilight just glared.

    "Fine," said Twilight and Mario together with a snooty demeanor and moved out of her way. Applejack just stood still, wobbling a bit from side to side.

    "Could you step aside, Twilight? Mario?" she asked woozily.

    "We just did," Twilight answered. Applejack looked at Twilight, even her vision looked rather fuzzy as Twilight continued to speak, "Applejack, you don't look so good." Applejack just shook her head again to refocus.

    "Eh, don't any of you six worry none," Applejack retorted, "I'm just fine and dandy! Whoa!" Applejack nearly lost her balance again when Twilight stepped in front of her with Mario doing to the same.

    "Do you want some help?" Twilight asked.

    "Remember how helpful my..."

    "Help?" Applejack retorted, cutting Mario off, "No way, no how!"

    "But there's no way you can do it all on your own," Twilight protested.

    "I agree," Mario added.

    "Is that a challenge?" Applejack demanded, getting in both Twilight's and Mario's faces. Mario looked nervous.

    "This is what I put up with earlier today," he warned as Twilight felt a little nervous herself.

    "Uhm...no?" said Twilight timidly.

    "Well, I'm gonna prove to you both that I can do it!" Applejack snapped, "Now if you'll excuse me, I've got apples to buck." Mario and Twilight just watched her walk away.

    "Did...did you wanna borrow my freight cars?" he called out shyly.

    "NO!" Mario flinched and dashed behind Twilight, shaking a little. Twilight just bit her lip and watched nervously as Applejack disappeared.

    The next day, Rainbow Dash was just standing on the support post of a nearby fence waiting for Applejack. She was tapping one of her front hooves waiting for Applejack to arrive.

    "There you are," Rainbow exclaimed impatiently. Applejack just gave a yawn.

    "I'm a mite sorry, Rainbow," she said, "I was busy applebuckin' and I guess ah, I closed my eyes for a second and, when I woke up, I was late. Now what's this new trick a' yours?"

    "See this contraption," Rainbow pointed out. There just a few yards away was a tall platform with a teeter-totter like mechanic near it.

    "Uh...yeah?" Applejack answered.

    "Well, I'm gonna stand on one end," Rainbow explained, drawing mentally what she wanted Applejack to do on screen, "then you're gonna jump down from that platform, launching me into the air faster than I can take off on my own. Once I'm in the air, I'm gonna do some amazing flips and spins that are sure to impress the Wonderbolts."

    "Isn't that a mite dangerous?" Applejack asked, not fully comprehending Rainbow's idea.

    "Pfft, heh, not for a pony who can fly," said Rainbow confidently and zoomed about the sky. Applejack just smiled as she made her way to the top of the platform. As she gazed down at the platform, she started to feel a little nervous. Whether it was her lack of enough sleep or a sudden case of vertigo, Applejack had trouble focusing on her landing point. Rainbow was just sitting quietly on her end of the teeter-totter.

    "Ready?" Rainbow called out, "One...two...THREE!" Applejack made her jump...but landed beside her landing point with a PLOP.

    "Umm...maybe I wasn't clear," said Rainbow slowly, "You're supposed to land on the other end." At that moment, Mario had decided to take a little walk around the town to clear his head. That was when he noticed Rainbow and Applejack in the distance. Rather than draw attention to himself, he decided to just watch how things turned out a few yards away. Luckily, neither pony noticed.

    "Got it," said Applejack as she tried again. Each time she missed the platform, landing on her stomach, her flank, and even on her head. Mario just flinched and groaned each time she missed. Rainbow was losing patience.

    "Applejack, what the hay is going on?" Rainbow demanded, "I mean, I thought I was working with Ponyville's best athlete. Applejack shook her head a bit recompose herself. Mario was just shaking his head indignantly in the distance.

    "You are," Applejack replied, "I'm okay. Really. I-I have an idea. Watch this." Applejack groaned as she pulled the other side of the teeter totter and sat squarely on it. Rainbow just glared.

    "Oh...Maybe not," said Applejack, "Okay one more try. I'm sure to get it this time." Applejack crawled off, causing Rainbow end to slam back down the ground.

    "Ugh!" she groaned, feeling a little dazed. Mario was worried as Applejack climbed back on top of the platform and struggled to vision her target.

    "What is she up to?" Mario asked with worry.

    "Heh-heh...Here I go!" said Applejack as she backed up and got ready to make the jump. Mario's eyes shrunk.

    "No..." said Mario and dashed right up to Rainbow and grabbed her from behind.

    "ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!" he cried out as he got on her end and tried to pull her off. Rainbow was taken by surprise and was trying to push him off.

    "Mario what are you..." Rainbow struggled then saw Applejack take off for a belly flop and now she realized why Mario was there, "Wait..." It was too late as Applejack made her landing perfectly, sending both Rainbow and Mario into the air at high speed.

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLEJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK..."

    "Hoo-Hoo-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEEEE-HEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEE..."

    Rainbow and Mario screamed as they went airborne and out of sight.

    "You're welcome!" Applejack said, feeling she did her job and headed back to the orchard. It was another few seconds later as Twilight was just enjoying a book on her bedroom balcony when Rainbow crashed into the front railing. Mario, who was still holding her, lost his grip when she hit the railing. This sent him flying over Twilight and into the railing behind her upside down.

    "Can I help you?" Twilight asked plainly.

    "I think somepony else needs your help," Rainbow told her wearily.

    "Applejack?" Twilight replied in the same tone.

    "Yep," said Rainbow and lowered her head since the impact left her slightly dazed. Twilight just felt indignant until she heard a loud groan from behind her. Mario was still upside down and his eyes were swirling in a dazed manner.

    "And how did you get mixed up in all of this?" Twilight asked, "you said you were going for a walk."

    "I'm okay," Mario replied in a dorky tone, "I'm fluffy." Twilight just blinked before rolling her eyes. She knew she needed to speak to Applejack again. This time...she decided to do it alone.

    By now, Applejack was back on the farm doing her work, but the fatigue was continuing to take its toll on her. She bent down to pick up some Apples and missed a low branch underneath her head.

    "Ow!" she exclaimed as she rubbed the back of her head. Just then, Twilight arrived.

    "Applejack, can we talk?" she asked. Apparently the impact had done a number on Applejack's hearing, for she was having a difficult time even hearing what Twilight was saying.

    "Applejack, can we talk?" Twilight repeated but all Applejack could see was Twilight moving her lips and barely what was being said.

    "Can bees squawk?" Applejack said loudly, "I don't think so."

    "No. Can we talk?" Twilight said more firmly.

    "Twenty stalks?" Applejack replied in the same tone, "Bean or celery?"

    "No!" Twilight snapped, raising her voice, "I need to talk to you."

    "You need to walk to the zoo?" Applejack more confused than ever, "Well, who's stoppin' you?"

    "I need to talk to you!" Twilight yelled.

    "Oh! Well why didn't you say so?" said Applejack, in clear denial she was having hearing problems, "What you wanna talk about?"

    "Rainbow Dash dropped in to see me today," said Twilight.

    "That's quite neighborly of her," Applejack replied.

    "Yes, except that she and Mario crashed onto my balcony right after you launched them into the air," said Twilight indignantly, "And I think Mario may have landed on his head cause he's claiming he's prettiest girl at the gala and singing songs back from magic kindergarten!" Applejack just blinked before turning around in shame.

    "Oh yeah," said Applejack, using her normal voice, "I wasn't feeling quite like myself this morning."

    "That's because you're working too hard and you need help!" Twilight snapped as she approached her. But Applejack was dozing off again until her hear shot up.

    "What? Kelp? I don't need kelp," Applejack retorted, showing that her hearing was still impaired, "I don't even like seaweed!"

    "HELP!" Twilight shouted at her, "You need HELP!"

    "Nothin' doin', Twilight," Applejack shot back, "I'm gonna prove to you, t'everypony, that I can do this on my own." Applejack turned to leave and collided forehead first with the same low branch.

    "Ow!" she exclaimed, looking rather dazed, "Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta help Pinkie Pie." With that, Applejack wobbled away.

    "Ugh!" was all Twilight could say before she headed back to the library. She could only hope Mario hadn't started singing the one song she despised the most:

    Unicorns are fluff fluffy, unicorns are lovely...

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    ...

    I don't like that song either.

    A short time later, Saffron Cake, the wife of Carrot Cake and co-proprietor of the sweetest and most delicious bakery in Ponyville, Sugarcube Corner, was double checking things with their assistant and apprentice, Pinkie Pie.

    "Now Pinkie Pie," Mrs. Cake asked as she and Carrot, or Mr. Cake, got ready to leave, "are you sure you're up for baking the muffins and running the store this afternoon?" It wasn't that they didn't trust Pinkie Pie, but the pink pony's randomness often times made ponies question if she could handle serious responsibility. Pinkie didn't seem to mind these opinions and was ready to prove herself.

    "Yes siree bob, Mrs. Cake," Pinkie answered, "Plus I have Ponyville's prized pony to help me out. Why she's the best baker ever. Right, Applejack?" Applejack just gave rough shake of her head since she was fighting not to doze off. Plus instead of not hearing ponies, Applejack was now hearing them as if she were underwater or moving in slow motion.

    "No?" Mr. Cake said puzzled, "You're not the best baker ever?"

    "WHAT?" Applejack exclaimed as she woke up, "Oh no! I mean, don't you fret. I can bake anything from fritters to pies in the blink of an eye." Saffron Cake still didn't feel so sure about this, but she and Mr. Cake needed to do something outside the shop.

    "All right," Mrs. Cake said with a sigh as they both made their leave, "Well, see you later, girls!" Saffron then made her way out of the shop. Applejack was still shaking her head to stay awake when Pinkie grabbed her head.

    "Stop with the shakin', it's time to get bakin'," said Pinkie. Soon Pinkie had the recipe book open and Applejack was standing across the table with the mixing bowl before her.

    "All right-y," said Pinkie, "I'll get the sugar and the eggs. Can you get me some chocolate chips?" Applejack was still zoning out.

    "Eh, uh, whu, what was that?" Applejack asked again.

    "Chocolate chips," Pinkie repeated, but Applejack was still having hearing trouble...and in denial of it.

    "Chips...got it," she replied and grabbed a bag on the shelf, "Tater chips, a little salty and dry, okie-dokie. What next?"

    "Baking Soda," Pinkie said next.

    "Soda" Applejack repeated and grabbed a bottle of soda from the fridge, "Perfect. That'll get the tater chips nice and wet. Now what?"

    "A cup of flour."

    "A cup of sour? Well, lemons are sure sour. One cup of sour, comin' up. Anything else, Pinkie?"

    "One last thing. Wheat germ." Applejack made a face.

    "Wheat worms?" she repeated, "Oh, that must be fancy talk for earthworms." Applejack went outside and dug up some earthworms and dumped them into the bowl. Pinkie at this time had just dumped the sugar and eggs.

    "Now that's gonna be delicious," Pinkie said excitedly. Had she even looked at the bowl?

    "If you say so," said Applejack, trusting Pinkie's judgment. Or Pinkie had put too much trust in Applejack. Regardless of the mixture, once the muffins had cooked, they were put on a tray for the group of ponies awaiting excitedly to pick up a free sample.

    "Free muffin sample spectacular!" Pinkie shouted excitedly.

    "Mmm, muffins," the ponies all said excitedly as pony after pony grabbed a muffin to eat.

    "Yeah! Muffin Spectacles!" Applejack added, "Get 'em while their hot."

    Whether Applejack's lack of sleep and hearing was to blame or the fact that Pinkie didn't bother to double check the batter was the cause, no one will know.

    The consequences were the same.

    It wasn't much longer before Twilight, Spike, and Mario, now back to normal with a light headache, had arrived at what was a temporary hospital.

    "We came as soon as we heard," said Twilight.

    "Yeah, how can we help?" said Mario.

    "On thank you, Twilight, Mario," said a white pony named Nurse Redheart, "We need all the help we can get." Mario and Twilight gasped as they saw dozens of ponies looking very sick and moaning.

    "Oh no! What happened?" said Twilight as Spike sniffed something.

    "It's not contagious is it?" Mario asked worried, "I don't know a germ shield spell..."

    "No, no," said Nurse Redheart, "It was a mishap with some baked goods."

    "No, not baked goods," Pinkie groaned, "baked bads." Pinkie groaned again and both Mario and Twilight flinched uncomfortably.

    "Applejack," Twilight and Mario sneered.

    "Want one?" said Spike as he was chomping what was apparently the bad muffins that had been made. Twilight and Mario just made a face and then glared indignantly to find a certain farm pony once again.

    Applejack was already back at the farm. Now she was so exhausted to even get all the apples into the baskets and was using a single cart to carry them all. She continued to grunt and snore as she tried to keep herself from falling asleep. Then she reached a larger basket and went to dump her apples into it, but she ended up tilting the kart too far back and ended up stuck in the harness upside down, now asleep. That was when Mario and Twilight arrived.

    "Applejack, we need to talk," said Twilight.

    "Wha huh?" Applejack started as she noticed them while she was still upside down, "Oh it's you, Twilight, Mario..." she gave a yawn, "...I know what you two are gonna say, but the answer it still no."

    "Not to upset your applecart," said Twilight, "but you need help."

    "You're upside down for crying out loud," Mario added.

    "Hardy har," said Applejack with a groan, "and no I don't."

    "Here, let us help," Twilight offered.

    "Help? No thanks," said Applejack with a groan as she tried to get herself and the cart back upright, "A little more...little...there." Mario and Twilight just groaned.

    "That was sad," Mario remarked even though Applejack did succeed getting upright.

    "I'll prove that this here apple can handle these apples. Come on...apples...fall off!" Applejack continued to grunt as she used one and eventually both hind legs to try and buck apples off the tree.

    "AJ, think you're beating a dead...tree," Twilight pointed out. Applejack looked and found that the tree was fruitless and one of the few leaves had fallen off.

    "I knew that," Applejack plainly before walking away.

    "Actually Applejack," said Twilight as she and Mario followed her, "I had something else to talk to you about. I just came back from Urgent Care and-"

    "You know," said Applejack, losing her patience and unwilling to admit she messed up again, "I'm a little busy to get lectured right now."

    "But if you'd just let us help-" Twilight called out.

    "Ugh, No, no, NO!" Applejack retorted angrily, "How many times do I gotta say it? I don't need no help from nopony."

    "At least take some of my freight cars!" Mario snapped, "They helped you win that bet with Big Mac after all."

    "I said NO!" Applejack yelled.

    "Fine!" Mario yelled, "But do us all a favor AJ, just focus on the apples and stop trying to help the other ponies. Because your help isn't helping anypony at all right now!" Applejack got right into Mario's face.

    "Don't. Tell. Me. What. To. Do." Applejack said angrily in a low voice before stomping away. Mario was furious. She had agreed with Mario said and was just as upset as he was for Applejack's reaction.

    "Ugh, that pony is as stubborn as a mule," Twilight retorted.

    "You said it," Mario said angrily. Then a familiar neighing was heard.

    "No offense," said Twilight as she and Mario smiled apologetically.

    "None taken," said the mule. How he showed up out of the blue was anyone's guess.

    Later on, Applejack was with Fluttershy in a area that was loaded to the brim with bunnies of all shapes and sizes.

    "Oh Applejack!" said Fluttershy happily, "Thank you so much for offering your herding skills for the annual rabbit roundup.

    "Ugh," Applejack groaned in irritation, "Why are we doin' this?"

    "Well, lots of new baby bunnies have been born," Fluttershy explained, "so it's my job to get a count of all the new families."

    "Fine," Applejack snapped, "Can we just get on with it?"

    "Certainly," said Fluttershy, not noticing Applejack's sour mood, "but remember, these are bunnies we're dealing with, not cows. They're a timid bunch and need to be treated gently."

    "I do NOT need any direction on corrallin' critters," Applejack snapped, "Right, Winona?" Her faithful dog barked excitedly.

    "Okay, little bunnies!" Fluttershy called out, "I need you to all gather here in the middle." Applejack then charged forward and began to round them up her own way, completely ignoring Fluttershy's advice.

    "That's right! Let's go, bunnies!" Applejack shouted, "In the center. Hop to it." Obviously, Applejack's way wasn't very effective as some of the bunnies ran away from her.

    "Swell. Just swell. Put 'em up Winona," Applejack commanded. Winona just barked as they continued to chase the bunnies about.

    "Applejack! Winona! Stop!" Fluttershy cried out, "You're scaring them!"

    "We know what we're doin'," Applejack retorted, "Get along, little bunnies." After some effort, they were able to successfully gather all the bunnies into the middle area that Fluttershy wanted. But the poor bunnies were trembling and terrified.

    "Oh no," Fluttershy said with worry, knowing what would happen next. It wasn't long before the bunnies were overwhelmed, and they charged between Applejack and Winona towards Ponyville. Once again, another earthquake-like rumble was heard and felt by the ponies as Rainbow began to survey the skies. She soon saw the smoke cloud approaching.

    "STAMPEDE!" She called out. Unlike last time, there was no stopping the bunnies from charging over the bridge and into the town.

    "Stampede!" Daisy called out before yelping as she got out of the way of the rampaging bunnies. Other ponies were screaming and finding a place to hide. One pony named Lily Valley saw the bunnies coming towards her. She was so frightened that she passed out, yet all the bunnies did was run around her and kept going.

    A couple of minutes later, Twilight and Mario were enjoying a nice little walk together. After their heated confrontation with Applejack, Mario had suggested a nice relaxing walk in the Ponyville park to clear their minds. Twilight agreed and both were feeling in good spirits, humming in tune with each other as they reached the town square. They gasped and found Lily Valley, Rose, and Daisy laying on the ground, looking traumatized.

    "The horror, the horror," said Rose in a dramatic tone.

    "It was awful," Lily Valley added.

    "A disaster," said Daisy, "A horrible, horrible disaster." Mario and Twilight just had blank looks on their faces.

    "I don't get it," said Twilight.

    "Me neither," said Mario, "I don't see anything that would be..."

    "Our gardens," Lily Valley pointed out, "destroyed."

    "Every last flower, devoured," Rose added, showing her ruined flower garden.

    "By...by...THEM!" finished Daisy, pointing a hoof to a large collection of bunnies that were literally nibbling and chewing everything in sight.

    "Oh my. Oh...Please stop, little bunnies," Fluttershy pleaded, but it was falling on deaf ears, long ears that is, "Oh no! Please, let's go home. Oh my goodness!" Mario felt his blood boil.

    "Where was Applejack when all this was happening?" he asked, through his teeth.

    "She...never showed up," said Rose sadly. Mario and Twilight were indignant.

    "All right, Enough is enough," said Twilight.

    "You said it," Mario added, "How could Applejack just let all these bunnies rampage since she obviously went to help Fluttershy? That's just irresponsible! That pony's stubborn nature is gonna bring Ponyville to the ground. Something has to be done!"

    "Right," Twilight nodded and then gave Mario a glare, "And put that rope away." Mario was twirling a rope using his horn, ready to tie Applejack down to make her surrender.

    "We've tried being reasonable," said Mario, but Twilight just glared.

    "Oh...fine!" Mario pouted as he made the rope disappear.

    Just as Mario and Twilight expected, Applejack had returned to work but she was so worn out that she couldn't even buck the tree at all.

    "Must...keep...buckin'..." Applejack panted heavily, "just...a few...more. Must keep harvestin'."

    "All right Applejack," said Twilight sternly as she and Mario stood their ground, "Your applebucking hasn't just cause you problems. It has over-propelled Pegasus' and Mario, practically poisoned plenty of ponies, and terrorized bushels of brand new bouncing baby bunnies. I don't care what you say, you. Need. Help."

    "And you need it now!" Mario added.

    "No, I don't," Applejack grunted as she finished collecting some apples from a tree, "Look, I did it. I harvested the entire Sweet Apple Acres without your help. How d'ya like them apples?" Applejack gave them a prideful look as she showed them the entire area of empty trees. Mario and Twilight just glared as they shifted their eyes in another direction. Big Mac mysteriously appeared beside her. He had heard everything.

    "Um, how do you like them apples?" he told his sister as he tilted his head in the other direction. Applejack gasped. Apparently she had only done about half of the field, possibly two thirds, but either way. She still had work to do.

    "Where'd all the apple...?" Applejack mumbled as her eyes crossed and continued to mumble for a few seconds before fainting. Fortunately she wasn't knocked out for too much longer and when she opened her eyes she saw both Mario and Twilight standing before her.

    "Applejack."

    "Applejack." said Twilight and Mario in succession.

    "Huh?" Applejack mumbled as she found herself laying on the ground. By now, Mario had collected the spilled apples and had taken them to the barn with the rest.

    "Oh good, you're okay," said Twilight, "Now Applejack, I completely respect the Apple family ways. You're always there to help anypony in need, so maybe you can put a little of your stubborn pride aside and allow your friends to help you." As Twilight was speaking, Applejack's eyes shifted from the two ponies to the remaining part of the orchard. Her eyes were still as big as saucers. Mario couldn't tell if Applejack was going to scream or cry. Instead, she just gave a long sigh.

    "Okay Twilight. Okay Mario," Applejack said in defeat.

    "We're not taking "no" for an answer-" Twilight continued until she heard what Applejack said.

    "what?" they said together in shock.

    "Yes, Twilight. Yes, Mario please," Applejack replied, putting her front hooves together as if she was begging or pleading, "I could really use your help." They both chuckled and gave a sigh of relief.

    "Alright AJ," said Mario, "come on. Let's get you back on your hooves." Applejack allowed Mario to help her sit up, but her exhaustion made her feel woozy as she stood up and Mario helped her keep balance.

    "I think a nice nap will do you some good," said Mario as he used his magic to place her on his back, "We can handle the rest of the apples...Applejack?" He turned his head to find that Applejack had not only conceded, but was already fast asleep. Mario and Twilight just chuckled to themselves as Mario summoned some of his freight cars for Twilight and the others and took Applejack back to the house to sleep. As she slept, he returned to help the rest of their friends with the Apples.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight recited from a letter she wrote before they all had started applebucking, "My friend Applejack is the best friend a pony could ever have, and she's always there to help anypony. The only trouble is, when she needs help, she finds it hard to accept it, so while friendship is about giving of ourselves to friends, it's also about accepting what our friends have to offer.

    You're faithful students, Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star."

    Just as they had collected a large amount of apples, Applejack returned, looking much better and pushing a metal serving cart with drinks that had straws on them.

    "How about y'all take a little break?" Applejack proposed as she brought the drinks to a wooden table, "I got some fine apple juice waiting for ya!" The others gathered around her to enjoy their drinks as Applejack gave a sigh.

    "Girls, Mario," said Applejack slowly, "I can't thank you enough for this help. I was acting a bit stubborn..."

    "A bit?" Twilight and Mario replied with smirks on their faces.

    "Okay," Applejack corrected, "A mite stubborn, and I'm awful sorry. Now, I know the town gave me the Prized Pony award, but the real award is having you six as my friends." Everyone agreed to that statement.

    "Phew! That applebucking sure made me hungry," Rainbow pointed out.

    "And I've got the perfect treat," Spike replied as he held a plate of...the bad muffins.

    "Eeww...Spike," Pinkie exclaimed, leaning away from the plate, "I threw all those away. Where'd you get them?"

    "From the trash," Spike answered as if it was no big deal.

    "EW!" all seven ponies said at once before they left the table in disgust. Spike still didn't see the big deal.

    "Just a little nibble?" Spike offered as he tried to catch up with them, "Come on."

    "EW! Gross!" the seven ponies all remarked as they got back to work.

    There completes another Episode of chills, thrills, and (eww) icky muffins.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    6. Gilda The Brush Off

    Gilda the Brush Off

    Pony's log number 105: While it is always good to keep your old friends and make new ones, true friends never make you chose one over the other...

    One afternoon, Twilight was sitting in the park enjoying her book while Mario just sat on the ground enjoying the sun rays with some black shades. Why was he sitting on the ground? Twilight was claiming the entire bench for herself, but he didn't seem to mind. It was pretty peaceful...until a certain cotton candy pink pony showed up and started rambling about what was on her mind.

    "Hoof-biting action overload!" Pinkie continued as she seemed to talk endlessly about Rainbow Dash, "She was like a stunt superstar, flying higher and higher, and then Rainbow Dash swooped down-swoosh-and right before she hit the ground-shoom-she pulled up-vrrrmmm!"

    "Uh-huh," Twilight replied, continuing her reading.

    "I see," Mario added. In fact, that was all the two ponies would say to Pinkie's rambles, but the pink pony didn't seem discouraged about it and continued.

    "And then she looped around and around like whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!" Pinkie continued.

    "Uh-huh"

    "I see"

    It was just then a certain Pegasus appeared flying high in the sky. Pinkie took after her.

    "Phew" Mario and Twilight replied, grateful for the peace and quiet again, as Twilight turned the page of her book. Rainbow was just keeping to herself as Pinkie dashed after her.

    "Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie called out.

    "Pinkie Pie?" Rainbow grunted, "Not again." Apparently the pink pony had been following her for the past couple of days.

    "Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie shouted again.

    "Not now, Pinkie Pie," said Rainbow annoyingly.

    "But, but Rainbow Dash-"

    "I'm in the middle of something."

    "But-"

    "I said not now-" CRASH

    Poor Rainbow didn't pay attention to where she was flying and ended up smacking herself into the side of a mountain. She slowly slid down the side and came to stop right in front of Pinkie.

    "I was gonna tell you to look out for that mountain," said Pinkie innocently. Rainbow just grumbled to herself as she stayed low to the ground.

    (Theme Song)

    The next day, Rainbow was just lazily reclining on her own little fluffy cloud above the town of Ponyville. But all the chatter down below was not helping her already sour mood. She growled with irritation as she grabbed some cloud fluff and stuffed it into her ears. Then a familiar pink pony arrived, humming to herself.

    "Hi, I'm looking for Rainbow Dash," said Pinkie to a group of ponies near a vender, "Have you seen her?" She then went to another group of ponies. "Hi there, have you seen Rainbow Dash? Okay, thanks anyway." By now Rainbow was trying to bury herself into her cloud to try and hide. Then Pinkie saw Twilight and Mario.

    "Twilight, Mario, have you seen Rainbow Dash anywhere?" she asked the two.

    "Isn't she right up there?" Twilight replied as she looked upward towards a nearby could.

    "Usually if you see a single cloud floating about, you'll find Rainbow," said Mario as he looked up as well. Rainbow was secretly praying Pinkie wouldn't notice her.

    "Rainbow Dash" she exclaimed. Rainbow grunted before taking off at high speed with the cloud with her. Pinkie just hopped after her.

    "Good luck trying to lose her Rainbow," said Mario, "Once Pinkie sets her target, it's impossible to shake her off."

    "I just hope Rainbow doesn't lose her temper over it," said Twilight, "it's sad seeing Pinkie cry." Mario blushed sheepishly and looked at the ground quietly. He had lost his temper with Pinkie for tracking him all over Equestria once. While things had been settled, he didn't like to be reminded of his own mistakes.

    Meanwhile, Rainbow flew as fast as she could to Sweet Apple Acres and hid herself behind the barn. Rainbow just breathed a bit heavily as she peeked from behind the side of the wall of the barn

    "Phew," she sighed in relief, "That was close." Rainbow was safe...for about two seconds.

    "Hi!" said Pinkie. Rainbow did a fast 180 to find the pink pony was right behind her.

    "Aah!" Rainbow screamed and took off as fast as her wings could carry her. Pinkie just casually hopped after her. Rainbow did her best to change directions as often as she could and then ducked inside the branches of the Great Oak Library. She quickly peeked on top before settling into her new hiding place. She panted a bit to regain her breath...when she found the pink pony poke out from underneath her.

    "Hi again!"

    "AAH!" Rainbow screamed and took off even faster. Pinkie just casually bounced after her once again. Rainbow zipped away towards the right and Pinkie followed. As Pinkie made her way down a hill, Rainbow popped out of the cloud above, tip-toed away in the air to shake Pinkie off her tail, and zipped as fast as she could to a nearby pond. Rainbow made an exhausted landing near the edge when...guess who...surfaced from the water wearing a snorkel.

    "Pfeh," Pinkie muttered as she spit out some water from her mouth and got right to the point, "I need a favor, Rainbow Dash."

    "Waaa!" Rainbow jumped and prepared to take off again, but just landed back on the ground on her stomach in defeat, "-Oh, forget it."

    "I totally promise it'll be totally fun," said Pinkie from the water. Rainbow just looked exhausted.

    "Okay," she replied with a sigh.

    A little later Rainbow was holding a small cloud just outside the Town Hall. Pinkie was apparently telling Rainbow where to place it.

    "Over to the right," Pinkie remarked, "No, no, a little to the left. Oh wait, back to the right. Now a little leftish while staying rightly. Stop. Hmm. Maybe a few inches to the south. Now a couple of centimeters north. Okay. One more smidgimeter to the..." Rainbow was losing her patience.

    "Pinkie Pie!" she shouted.

    "Uh, I mean, perfect," Pinkie answered, "Now wait for my signal." Rainbow just looked annoyed as she waited. That was when Spike came out carrying a large number of scrolls in his arms, humming a little tune. Pinkie gave a gesture and Rainbow kicked the cloud, causing it to give out a clash of thunder.

    "D-aah!" Spike jumped in fright, dropping the scrolls on the ground.

    (hiccup) (hiccup)

    Pinkie started laughing.

    "Oh Rainbow Dash, we startled Spike into getting the hiccups!" Pinkie continued to laugh and Rainbow found herself chuckling. Spike chuckled himself

    "Good one Pinkie (hiccup) Pie," he replied, being a good sport, "You're always pulling a fast one (hiccup) on me. (hiccup) Nnaa-" As Spike tried to pick up another scroll, his hiccup caused it to burn up instead...and sent directly to Princess Celestia.

    "Oh no, you're not hurt are you?" Pinkie asked as she and Rainbow gave him a concerned look.

    "Ne-(hiccup)-eh, don't be (hiccup) silly," Spike replied, "dragons are (hiccup) fireproof."

    "Oh, okay good," said Pinkie as she and Rainbow exchanged looks. Then they fell onto their backs in laughter. Spike kept trying to pick up the dropped scrolls, but every time he tried, he'd hiccup and burn up the scroll.

    "I wish the same thing (hiccup) were true with scrolls," he remarked, still not realizing that all those burnt up scrolls were heading to Princess Celestia. She was soon bombarded with tons of scroll as once. Spike continued to hiccup and burn the scrolls and Pinkie and Rainbow were left in stitches.

    "Have you ever seen anything more hilarious?" Pinkie laughed.

    "I can think of one thing," Rainbow said slyly as she gave the cloud another kick, causing it to thunder again.

    "Aah!" Pinkie screamed and now she, too, had the hiccups. Realizing she had been pranked, she just continued to laugh and hiccup at herself. Rainbow laughed as well as she flew back down.

    "You know Pinkie Pie," said Rainbow, "you're not as annoying as I thought." Pinkie only replied was a smile and a hiccup.

    "You wanna hang out?" Rainbow offered.

    "(hiccup) That'd be (hiccup) I'd really (hiccup)When do (hiccup) I mean (hiccup) when would you (hiccup)..." Pinkie's hiccups were causing her to bounce about uncontrollably. Rainbow grew annoyed until Pinkie bounced straight for her and caught the bouncy pony with her hoof.

    "A simple nod would do," Rainbow replied holding her by the mouth and nose.

    "Mmm-hmm," Pinkie nodded with puffed up cheeks.

    Soon they made their way out of Ponyville's very own joke shop, with buckets loaded with pranks and jokes galore. They were both eager to get started as they headed towards the Carousel Boutique. They quickly rang her door bell before ducking behind some bushes.

    "Is she even home?" Rainbow asked.

    "I don't know," said Pinkie, "This is going to be gold."

    "There she is," said Rainbow as they both snickered behind some bushes. Rarity just opened the door to find a vase loaded with beautiful flowers.

    "Ooo," Rarity replied and gave the flowers a nice long sniff, but then she pulled her head back up as some sort of powder was stuck on her nose, causing her to sneeze. Rarity then heard snickering a few yards away and saw that Rainbow and Pinkie had put sneezing powder in the flowers. Rainbow took her leave as Pinkie continued laugh. Then she dropped the powder and a huge dust cloud of the stuff came out.

    "Aaa-choo!" Pinkie sneezed, so hard that she was sent flying away from Rarity and in the direction of Rainbow. Rarity just smirked as the two disappeared.

    At the Grand Oak Library, Twilight was busy coming up with a new potion and had a sheet of paper to take notes. She put two mixtures together and quickly jotted down her notes. She then went to add another mixture when she found that her paper was blank.

    "Hmm?" she mumbled puzzled. Not understanding why the notes she had written were gone. Soon her mixture exploded behind her and she heard snickering. She looked outside her window and saw Rainbow and Pinkie laughing outside. The former was holding a jar of...disappearing ink. Twilight just glared as she went to clean up her failed experiment. The other two ponies just continued to laugh in the branches.

    At Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack had just exited her family's barn when she froze in place.

    "Land Sakes!" she gasped. Several of the apples on the trees were now in multiple colors and designs. Then she turned her head to find Rainbow Dash and Pinkie wearing berets and holding some artist palettes and paint brushes. They snickered to each other until Applejack began tossing painted apples at them. The two ponies took off as one apple landed inside of a barrel filled with water. Applejack was angry until she looked at the apple inside the barrel. She saw that the paint had washed clean off and was still unharmed. Applejack just chuckled to herself in relief.

    Back in town, Mario was busy pulling his own freight cars down the streets of town. He had offered to deliver some inventory goods to Filthy Rich's warehouse. While Mario was far ahead of schedule, he decided to run at more leisurely pace, waving hello to nearby ponies as he and his train went by. Then he had to come to stop at a crossing where some venders from the market were moving their produce carts across the street. Nearby was a bush containing Pinkie and Rainbow. Rainbow had gotten hold of special microphone. The two snickered to each other as they chatted inside the bush.

    "So Twilight," said Pinkie casually, "what do you think about Mario?" Rainbow snickered before using the mike.

    "Well...he's...actually quite cute and very handsome," Rainbow answered, the mic making her voice sound just like Twilight's. That got Mario's attention and a wide smile spread across his face.

    "Would you say you like him?" Pinkie asked.

    "I totally like him," Rainbow/Twilight answered, "Why the next time I find him, I'm gonna walk up to him and give him a big kiss!" Mario's cheeks blushed and one could see hearts rising from his head. The guy was well past lovesick. Rainbow fought hard to stay calm and even Pinkie was covering her mouth. Then they went for the whammy.

    "There he is!" Rainbow/Twilight exclaimed, Mario turned his head.

    "Twilight?" he exclaimed excitedly when...

    SPLAT

    Mario got a nice custard pie right in the face. His eyes just poked out of the whipped cream and custard as Rainbow and Pinkie laughed at him. Mario felt indignant as he wiped the goo from his face, removed the hardness that let him pull his train, and walked up to them. That was then he noticed the mic in Rainbow's hoof. The two ponies stopped laughing and just smiled at him.

    "Rainbow," said Mario blankly.

    "Mario," she replied innocently. Mario then smiled.

    "I never knew you felt that way about me," Mario answered. Rainbow's eyes shrunk and her face became a pale shade of blue.

    "Wuh?" she exclaimed as the mike fell out of her hooves. Mario gave her a sly smile.

    "If you wanted to kiss me, you could have just told me," he replied. Rainbow was now feeling rather flustered, and her cheeks were light pink.

    "I...I...I..." Rainbow stuttered as Mario walked up to her. Their faces were just a couple of inches apart when Mario said two words:

    "Got ya."

    Rainbow's eyes bugged out and her jaw dropped. Mario laughed as he backed up.

    "You should see the look on your face," Mario continued to laugh, "that'll teach you to make fun of someone who has a crush." Rainbow was still too dumbstruck to say anything as Mario coupled himself to his freight cars. By how his path had cleared so he could be on his way.

    "Later Dashie," Mario teased and continued laugh as he pulled his train away. Rainbow just stared before relaxing with a smirk on her face.

    "Well played Mario," she said quietly, "Well played." Pinkie just looked indignant.

    "I wanted a kiss," she muttered.

    "What?" Rainbow asked.

    "Nothing!" Pinkie said sheepishly with both front hooves in front of her. Rainbow just rolled her eyes and went to search for their next victim.

    It was late afternoon when they found Fluttershy busy tending to some animals at one end of the lake. Soon a squeaky toy floated slowly towards the yellow Pegasus in the water and being held in place by a long wire. On the other side was Rainbow and Pinkie. Pinkie was holding a squeeze trigger in her mouth as Rainbow watched Fluttershy from a distance using a telescope.

    "Is someone over there?" Pinkie asked, her voice muffled by the squeezer in her mouth. She couldn't see who Rainbow was looking at, "Who're we gonna squirt? Who're we gonna squirt?"

    "Fluttershy," Rainbow chuckled as she watched the yellow Pegasus from her telescope. Pinkie's eyes bugged out.

    "WHAT!?" Pinkie snapped as she spat the squeezer out of her mouth, "Nononononono, we can't prank Fluttershy, I mean, she's so sensitive. It'll hurt her feelings, even our most harmless prank." Rainbow didn't need to think about it to know that she was right. Out of everyone, she knew Fluttershy's personality the best.

    "Yeah, you're right," Rainbow replied as she pulled away from the telescope and gave a loud raspberry, "Huh. We need another victim whose made of tougher stuff. So, who's it gonna be?"

    "Oh, I've got someone in mind," Pinkie answered and kept on chuckling, "the toughest around."

    "Oh awesome. Who? Who?" Rainbow asked excitedly, "Do I know them?" Pinkie giggled.

    "Oh, yes," said Pinkie as she kept giggling and pointed at the water, "You're very close." Rainbow then noticed that by putting her eye on the telescope that she had earned a black ring around her eye.

    "Good one, Pinkie Pie," Rainbow chuckled as they both shared a good laugh.

    "Ridiculous," Rainbow added as she and Pinkie Pie continued to laugh. None of them noticed that Fluttershy had found the floating toy in the lake was just timidly poking at it as the sun began to set behind her.

    The next morning, Pinkie was on the road out of the town that lead to Rainbow's personal Condominium. Since Rainbow loved flying, it would make sense that her home would be in the clouds...so to speak.

    "Rise and shine Rainbow," said Pinkie, wearing a comedy arrow on her head and blew a party hooter in her mouth, "It's a brand new day and we've got alot of...pranking...to...Ooh." Pinkie was caught off guard seeing some sort of feathered creature peak out from the clouds, giving her the eagle eye. Rainbow soon appeared right after from above the creature.

    "Mornin', Pinks," said Rainbow and turned to the creature, "Gilda, this is my gal pal, Pinkie Pie."

    "Hey, what's up?" Gilda responded in a tough persona.

    "Pinkie, this is my griffon friend, Gilda," Rainbow concluded as they shared a secret handshake with each other.

    "What's a griffon," Pinkie asked curiously as she removed her funny gear.

    "She's half-eagle, half-lion," Rainbow explained as Gilda made her landing next to the Pegasus.

    "And all awesome. Raa," said Gilda smugly, "Heh-haa. Yeah, that's right."

    "Gilda's my best friend from my days at Junior Speedster flight camp," Rainbow added, "Hey, remember the chant?"

    "Sha, they made us recite it every morning," Gild remarked, "I'll never get that lame thing out of my head."

    "Soo..." Rainbow proposed with a smile on her face. Gilda just rolled her eyes.

    "Ugh. Only for you, Dash," she replied reluctantly. They both flew up into the sky to do the chant. Rainbow put enthusiasm as she said it while Gilda just looked bored and irritated.

    Junior Speedsters are our lives,
    Sky-bound soars and daring dives
    Junior Speedsters, it's our quest,
    To someday be the very best!

    Once they landed, Pinkie started laughing.

    "Oh that was awesome," Pinkie replied once she had calmed down and put her funny gear back on, "And it gave me a great idea for a prank. Gilda are you game?"

    "Huh. Well, I groove on a good prank as much as the next griffon," she replied, "but Dash, you promised me we'd get in a flying session in this morning."

    "Yeah, uh, well," said Rainbow as Gilda flew off. Rainbow turned to the pink pony, "Pinkie Pie, you don't mind, do you? Gilda just got here. We'll catch up with you later."

    "Oh. Um, well sure, no problem," said Pinkie Pie as Rainbow took to the sky to catch up with Gilda, "Have fun you guys, I'll, uhh, just catch up with you- later. She gave a sad sigh and half-heartedly blew her party hooter as they both flew away and left her alone.

    A short time later, Rainbow and Gilda were speeding through the skies. Rainbow made a loop-de-loop as she flew by. Gilda copied her move before they continued on their way. Rainbow took the lead at first, but the Gilda caught up and passed her. Rainbow tired to catch up but the griffon was already on a cloud. Rainbow dove into it and they both laughed.

    "Whoa, that was sweet," said Gilda, "Just like old times."

    "Yeah, only faster," Rainbow added as they shared a quick hoof/fist bump, "So now what?"

    "Hey there," said Pinkie as she popped her head in the middle of them.

    "Huh" Gilda and Rainbow said as they noticed the hole in the cloud and Pinkie continuously poking her head out of it. She had apparently found herself a giant trampoline and was using it to reach the cloud the other two were standing on.

    "It's later," she replied between bounces, "And I caught up." Rainbow just laughed.

    "Pinkie Pie, you are so random," Rainbow remarked. Gilda's face looked rather irritated but she soon covered it up with a smirk.

    "Hey Dash, think you got enough gas left to beat me to that cloud?" Gilda proposed.

    "A race," said Rainbow, "You are so on."

    "One, two three, go," Gilda called out, taking off as she said go and Rainbow took off, leaving Pinkie behind.

    "Hey!" Pinkie called out. The two flyers didn't take long to reach other cloud.

    "I win!" Rainbow called as they landed.

    "As if, I won, dude," Gilda retorted.

    "No way!"

    "Yes way!"

    "Oh, come on, I was way ahead of you."

    "Uh, I don't think so."

    "Oh Geez, dream on."

    "Remember back in camp? I-"

    "There is no way you beat me,"

    "Whatever."

    "Wow you guys," said a familiar voice. Pinkie had managed to collect and inflate a large number of balloons to float her way towards the cloud Rainbow and Gilda had landed on. The two flyer's eyes bugged out when they saw her floating nearby.

    "That was really close," Pinkie added, "but I think Rainbow Dash beat you by a tweeny weeny itty bity hair, or a tweeny weeny itty bity feather."

    "Hah, see?" said Rainbow as she pointed a hoof at the pink pony, "Good thing Pinkie Pie's here to keep you honest." Gilda just gritted her teeth and balled her fist for a second before regaining her composure.

    "Okay..." she huffed, "Dash, last one to that cloud up there is a gnarly dragon egg. Go!" A huge cloud of dust (or fluff) appeared as they took off. But only Rainbow had taken off and Gilda had stayed behind.

    "I think the high altitude is making you dizzy," she remarked at Pinkie before popping enough of her balloons to make her descend slowly to the ground.

    "Wait, guys!" Pinkie called out as she began to float down while Gilda went to catch up with Rainbow. They had barely made their way up to the higher cloud when Pinkie reappeared in what looked like a pedal powered helicopter or equivalent of it.

    "Oh, wow, you guys almost got away from me that time," Pinkie replied as she pedaled her way towards them. Rainbow just chuckled to herself while Gilda gave a quick death glare.

    "So, Dash, got any new moves in your tricktionary, or are you 100% old school?" Gilda asked, keeping her irritation with Pinkie in check.

    "New moves?" Rainbow replied cockily, "Heh, sit back G, this is gonna take a while." Rainbow just zoomed off into the sky as Pinkie just watched and pedaled at same time.

    "Hey Pinkie, c'mere," said Gilda, using one of her fingers for Pinkie to scoot closer. Pinkie did and Gilda roughly grabbed her contraption by the pole.

    "Don't you know how to take get lost for an answer?" Gilda sneered as she gave Pinkie an dirty look, "Dash doesn't need to hang with a dweeb like you now that I'm around. You're dorkin' up the skies, Stinkie Pie, so make like a bee and BUZZ OFF!" Gilda then grabbed the propeller, causing Pinkie to spin around instead.

    "Whaaa-aaa-" she gasped as she was sent spinning back down the ground. Gilda just smirked in triumph as Rainbow arrived back on the cloud.

    "Try matching that," said Rainbow when she noticed someone was missing, "Hey, where's Pinkie Pie and her crazy contraption?"

    "Eh, she's left," Gilda remarked and with dismissing wave of her claw, "Something about being as busy as a bee." The griffon smirked when she said that, but Rainbow didn't notice. Back on the ground was Pinkie's now damaged helicopter. Pinkie wasn't hurt...at least not physically.

    "Hmph!" was all the pink pony could say as she looked back up at the clouds. Instead of trying again, she made her way back to Twilight. Like before, Twilight was just reading a book as Pinkie ranted. Mario was reading as well, but was still listening.

    "So Pinkie Pie, are you sure that this friend of Rainbow Dash is really so mean?" Twilight asked.

    "Um yeah," Pinkie retorted bitterly, "She keeps stealing Rainbow Dash away, pops my balloons, and she told me to buzz off! I've never met a griffon this mean. Well, actually, I've never met a griffon at all, but I bet if I had, she wouldn't have been as mean and grumpy as Gilda." Pinkie paced about the floor behind Twilight as she spoke. Mario had stopped reading and was listening more attentively once he heard what she had said, but hadn't turned his head.

    "You know what I think, Pinkie Pie," said Twilight once Pinkie had finished.

    "Hmm?" Pinkie asked.

    "Well, I think...you're jealous," Twilight concluded. Pinkie was left stunned and even Mario was in a shock.

    "Jealous?" Pinkie exclaimed.

    "Green with envy," Spike added since he was sitting on the front step of the stairs reading his own book, "Well, in your case, pink with envy." Mario felt a bit irritated with Twilight's response but kept his back turned.

    "Well, yes, jealous," Twilight in agreement with Spike, "Listen Pinkie, I don't want to upset you, but just because Rainbow Dash has another friend doesn't make Gilda a grump. I mean, perhaps it's you, Pinkie Pie, who needs to improve her attitude."

    "Are you..." Mario felt his blood boil as he muttered to himself. He agreed with the idea that you can't keep your friends to yourself and all, but for Twilight to dismiss Pinkie for being the problem when this Gilda was mean to her just didn't sit right in his stomach. Pinkie was offended as well.

    "Improve my attitude?" Pinkie retorted indignantly, "But I...D...B...It's Gilda that...D...are you seri..." Pinkie screamed in frustration and stormed out of the library, slamming the door as she left. Twilight just sighed and went back to reading. Spike did the same. Mario shut his own book loudly before getting up to leave.

    "Finished reading it already?" she asked surprised.

    "I'm going out," Mario snapped and slammed the door as he left. Twilight just looked puzzled.

    "What's his deal?" she asked to herself before reading in peace once more.

    Few minutes later, Pinkie was just stomping about in the park, still feeling very angry and upset. Then she sighed to herself.

    "Maybe Twilight is right," Pinkie said to herself, "Maybe Gilda isn't a big meanie grumpy mean-meanie-pants. Maybe I'm just a big jealous judgmental-jealousy-jealous pants." Pinkie just sighed to herself sadly.

    "Maybe, but I feel like there's something going on," said a voice. Pinkie turned and found Mario a few feet away just giving her a soft smile.

    "So...you don't think I'm a big jealous-jealousy pants?" she asked.

    "Hmm, I can't really say for sure," said Mario, "All I know is that one of my best friends was mistreated and I don't like it at all."

    "But Twilight said..."

    "Twilight doesn't understand what it's like to have to deal with bullies all the time," Mario interrupted sternly, "I have and I know the trouble they are."

    "But Gilda isn't a bully," Pinkie protested, "she was just...a meanie...at least to me." Mario nodded as he sat next to her.

    "If I'm going to help you Pinkie, I need some more information from her," said Mario, "Looks like we're going need to do a little recon."

    "Like you and me will go on a date and watch them from afar!" Pinkie said excitedly as she leaned into his shoulder.

    "Pinkie..." Mario warned, but then was stopped when Pinkie gave him a smile with big eyes that had stars in them. He just sighed to himself.

    "If we can do it as friends," said Mario and huffed, "Fine." Pinkie squealed with glee and hugged him tightly.

    "It's a date handsome!" she exclaimed as she gave him squeeze. Mario groaned.

    "I'm going to regret this," he muttered,

    "Now come on," said Pinkie.

    "WHOA!" Mario yelped as Pinkie literally carried him away.

    Soon they were just sitting outside Sugarcube Corner and Mario and Pinkie were at a table with an umbrella. He had treated her to a milkshake. She had gotten strawberry while he got chocolate. Mario was a little surprised. He had expected Pinkie to talk both his ears off and drive him crazy, but instead she was rather quiet and just kept taking sips of her shake in peace. As much as Mario wanted to enjoy the quiet, he couldn't handle Pinkie being so reserved. He was missing her bubbly personality.

    "Come on Pinkie cheer up," said Mario once he stopped sipping his milkshake, "we're on a date. You've been wanting this after all...and I got you your fav..." It was then they both heard some loud whooshing in the sky followed by some laughing. Pinkie was startled and nearly knocked her milkshake over. Mario managed to hold his in place as Pinkie stood behind him. Gilda and Rainbow soared about the sky and soon made a landing on the opposite side of the street.

    "That was sweet," said Rainbow, "Ugh, I gotta take care of a few weather jobs around here. Shouldn't take long. Just, uh, hang out in town and I'll come find ya."

    "That's cool, I guess," said Gilda, "I'm gonna go chow down."

    "Later," said Rainbow and took off into the sky. Gilda just headed towards the stands and began to browse around. At one of these stands was Granny Smith, who was busy shopping when she saw Gilda's tail hovering in front of her face. She sniffed it before her eyes bugged out.

    "Aaah! A rattler, a rattler!" she shouted, "Run for the hills! Everypony forsake yourselves!" Granny dashed off...or more like walked away with a frightened look on her face. Gilda just smirked as she lifted her head and felt a tomato with her tail.

    "This stuff ain't fresh, dude," Gilda remarked and stomped away, leaving the vendor pony indignant.

    "Aw poor Granny Smith," said Pinkie, "She didn't know it wasn't a joke. How mean..." Pinkie than just sighed, "...No, no, I can't misjudge her. It was kind of a funny prank I guess."

    "I don't know about that Pinkie," said Mario, "She was pretty rude." Next, Gilda just walked about casually and grabbed an apple from another stand. She quickly shoved the whole thing in her mouth and walked away without a care. Pinkie gasped.

    "I did misjudge her. She's not only a meanie mean-pants, but also a thief," Pinkie retorted, "Nonononono, she might give it back. It' just a joke."

    "Pinkie, how can she? She ate the apple," said Mario, "Stealing isn't a..." It was just then that Fluttershy appeared. She was guiding some ducks across the street while walking backwards.

    "All right little ones, this way, this way," she said sweetly, "Mama duck, you're free and clear." Mario then felt his heart sink. Gilda had purposely stood behind Fluttershy, causing her to bump into the griffon.

    "Hey!" Gilda exclaimed.

    "Please excuse me," said Fluttershy politely.

    "I was walkin' here," Gilda pointed out rudely.

    "Oh, um, I'm sorry," Fluttershy apologized, "I-I-I was just trying to..."

    "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Gilda repeating mocking Fluttershy's voice, "Why don't you just watch where you're going doofus?"

    "B-b-b-but I...I..." Fluttershy stuttered, but before she could find her words. Gilda let a loud roar at Fluttershy.

    "Bleat," she squeaked out in fear before she ran off sobbing and flew away.

    "Ugh, please, all these lame ponies are drive me buggy," Gilda remarked open, getting plenty of glares, "I'm gonna bail." Gilda then took off without another word. Mario was furious and Pinkie was in no better condition.

    "She's a grump, and a thief, and a bully," Pinkie retorted angrily, "The meanest kind of mean-meanie pants there is! I can take it, but no one treats Fluttershy like that. No. One. This calls for extreme measures, Pinkie Pie style! Right Mario? Mario?" Pinkie turned and found Mario was not at the table. Mario was walking quickly in the direction Gilda had taken off. Then Pinkie was in front of him.

    "Excuse me, we're still on a date," she scolded.

    "Step aside Pinkie," Mario said bluntly, not hiding the anger in his tone, "I'm going to have a word with a certain griffon over hurting Fluttershy."

    "Don't!" said Pinkie stern, "Let me handle her."

    "Pinkie, you were right about her," said Mario, "She's a mean-meanie...whatever it was you called her. I'm not going to sit on my flank and let her treat my friends like that. Now move!"

    "I said no," said Pinkie, "I've got a plan to deal with Gilda and I need your help. Okay? Please?" Pinkie just gave him a pleading look. Mario groaned.

    "How it is you always make me give into you?" he asked annoyed.

    "Cause you love me," said Pinkie, batting her eyelashes. Mario just rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue.

    "As my best friend, yes," Mario replied, emphasizing the word "friend". Boys can you know and he is the element of love, "ugh...fine. We'll do it your way." Pinkie smiled and guided Mario back to Sugarcube Corner. He already figured out her plan the moment he saw the building.

    You've all read enough to figure out what Pinkie has planned...

    Shh...Don't tell anypony, let them...

    Pinkie...I'm just about too. Read the script.

    Oh...yeah...hee-hee...

    Pinkie had set up a huge party.

    "Welcome, welcome, welcome," said Pinkie as pony after pony started to arrive at the party. Mario might have felt annoyed that this was her plan, but was still excited to show off his baking skills. To say Pinkie was impressed was an understatement, even offering him a job as her baking assistant. Mario didn't accept it just yet, he needed to rework his schedule at the Library for that, but more on that another time. Mario and Pinkie shared a fun time together getting things ready and now Mario was just busy greeting the rest the ponies as well as their friends while they were mangling with each other.

    "Who's this Gilda I've heard nothing about?" Applejack asked Rarity.

    "I hear she's an old friend of Rainbow Dash," Rarity answered, "A griffon, so rare." They walked off as Twilight went to speak with Fluttershy, who was keeping to herself.

    "You've met Gilda, right?" Twilight asked eagerly, "What's she like?"

    "Oh, um, well, I'll tell you later, Twilight," Fluttershy said quietly. Fluttershy clearly didn't want to be there and Mario couldn't blame her one bit. Mario was surprised when she had shown up anyway. He made sure that she was okay, even giving her a brotherly hug to make her feel better. Then Fluttershy approached Pinkie as she finished greeting a few other ponies.

    "Um, Pinkie Pie, about this party for Gilda," Fluttershy asked concerned, "Um...do you really think it's a good idea? I mean-" It could be assumed Pinkie had told Fluttershy her plan and it was possibly why Fluttershy showed up in the first place.

    "Don't you worry your pretty little head about mean old Gilda," said Pinkie, patting Fluttershy on the head, "Your auntie Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of." Fluttershy was indignant as Pinkie bounced away.

    "I'm one year older than you," Fluttershy remarked and then her jaw dropped when a certain griffon made her appearance.

    "Gilda!" Pinkie said happily as the griffon made her way inside, "I'm so honored to throw you one of my signature Pinkie Pie parties, and I really, truly, sincerely, hope you feel welcome here amongst all us pony folk." Pinkie put out a hoof to shake her claw. Gilda went to return the gesture.

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

    Gilda was given the shock of her life as she grunted and collapsed on the floor. Pinkie and the other ponies began to laugh.

    "Oh Pinkie Pie, the old hoof-shake buzzer," Rainbow chuckled, "You are a scream."

    "You can say that again," Mario muttered to himself as Gilda recomposed herself.

    "Yeah," Gilda replied as she chuckled nervously, "uh, good one, Pinkie Pie."

    "Come on G," said Rainbow once she calmed down, "I'll introduce you to some of my friends."

    "Right behind you Dash," said Gilda before giving Pinkie an icy glare.

    "I know what you're up to," Gilda warned.

    "Great," Pinkie said with her usual smile. The fact Pinkie didn't cower back really made Gilda's blood boil.

    "Rrrh, I know what you're planning," she warned again, hoping to get a reaction. Pinkie reacted all right, with giggles.

    "Well I hope so," Pinkie replied, "This wasn't supposed to be a surprise party."

    "I mean, I've got my eye on you," Gilda snarled as she shoved her beak into Pinkie's face.

    "And I, got my eye on you," Pinkie replied, bulging her eyes into Gilda's before backing away to speak to the others, "Everyone, I'd like you to all to meet Gilda, a long time friend of Rainbow Dash. Let's honor her and welcome her to Ponyville." The ponies cheered for her as Gilda just gave them al a sheepish and awkward smile.

    "Please help yourself," said Pinkie as she showed Gilda some of the party treats Mario had helped the pink pony create. Some yellow colored candies caught the griffon's eyes as she approached the table.

    "Vanilla lemon drops," Gilda responded, "Don't mind if I do." She tossed one into her mouth, but then her face cringed and turned deep red as the sound of a hot kettle was heard.

    "G, the punch!" Rainbow called out with a smile on her face. Gilda rushed to grab one of the glasses to take a drink. But when she went she did, the liquid dripped out of middle of the cup and she got nothing into her mouth. Everyone laughed.

    "Well, whaddya know," said Pinkie, "pepper in the vanilla lemon drops, and the punch served in a dribble glass."

    "Ha. Priceless. Priceless," Rainbow laughed.

    "I didn't put any pepper when I made those," Mario remarked scratching his head. He couldn't figure out how someone could have snuck that in when he was on guard of the mixture the entire time. He didn't worry about it too much as Gilda ran across the room to some other punch cups and gulped it down and exhaled loudly.

    "Yeah, hilarious," she muttered out loud.

    "Hey G, look, presents," Rainbow pointed out to the huge collection of wrapped boxes. Gilda smiled excitedly as she looked at all the packages. She then grabbed a cyclical shaped box and went to open the top. Then dozens of stretchy toy snakes popped out of the box, along with some confetti. Gilda was left stunned and even her feathers had puffed out from the surprise. Everyone laughed.

    "Spittin' snakes," said Applejack, "Hah, somepony pulled that prank on me last month."

    "Ha, ha," Gilda muttered bitterly, "I bet I know who that was."

    "You do?" Pinkie asked innocently.

    "Do enlighten us Gilda?" Mario added with a smirk on his face. He was enjoying seeing Gilda get the receiving end of all those pranks. Soon things seem to settle a bit and Fluttershy began having her bird sing while everyone else just chatted with each other. Then Pinkie and Mario rolled in a rather large cake with candles on top.

    "Cake time everypony," said Pinkie, "Hope you like it cause Mario helped me make it." The other ponies gathered around excitedly and Mario felt a little shy, hoping the cake would taste alright.

    "Hey, can I blow out the candles?" Spike asked as he noticed them on the top.

    "Why don't we let Gilda blow out the candles, Spike?" Twilight suggested, "She is the guest of honor after all."

    "Ugh!" Spike grunted as Gilda body checked him out of the way.

    "Exactly," she agreed as she went to blow out all the candle in one try. Once she did, she gave a big smile...before the candles lit back up. Gilda blew them out again, smiling once more, when the candles lit back up...again! This sent the ponies laughing again. Gilda grunted before trying to blow them out and failing every time. This only made the ponies laugh even harder as Gilda ran out of breath.

    "Re-lighting birthday candles," Spike pointed out as he laughed, "I love that prank."

    "Now, I wonder who could've done that," Pinkie asked in an innocent tone, Mario giggled since he actually knew who was behind this prank.

    "Yeah, I wonder," said Gilda, burning her eyes into the pink pony.

    "Mmm, who cares," said Spike as he entered the cake from the side and burrowed his way to the top, "This cake is amazing."

    "Spike" Twilight scolded.

    "What? It's great, try some," he replied. Mario chuckled.

    "Glad you like it Spike," said Mario, "First time baking for a party you know." Gilda just stood there with an agitated face as Rainbow approached.

    "Hey G," she asked, "You're not upset about some silly candles are you?" The look on Gilda face pretty much answered that question, but she managed to recompose herself.

    "No way, Dash," she fibbed, "Like I said, I'm down with a good prank."

    "Come on then, let's have some cake," said Rainbow, "I curious to see how a Mario's cake measures up to Pinkie cake."

    "No fair Rainbow," Mario protested, "She's an expert and I'm an amateur." Gilda then took the time to grab Pinkie by the neck and pulled her behind the cake and out of sight from most of the ponies. I said most because Mario had seen her grab Pinkie and went to see if she needed rescuing.

    "Hey, I'm watching you," Gilda threatened as she made direct eye contact with the pink pony, "Like a hawk."

    "Why? Can't you watch me like a griffon?" Pinkie asked. Mario just rolled his eyes at her and groaned.

    "Hey y'all!" Applejack called out as Gilda just smiled innocently and let go of Pinkie and they both pulled away from behind the cake, "It's pin the tail on the pony." Mario glared at Pinkie.

    "Are you even aware she was threatening you just now?" Mario whispered angrily.

    "Yeah, but I don't let it bother me," said Pinkie and just smiled, "You shouldn't let mean words bother you Mario. You'll be happier if you do." Mario was stunned, but deep down he was rather impressed.

    "I see," he said quietly, "can you teach me how to do that?"

    "If I do, will you be my coltfriend?" Pinkie asked excitedly.

    "Forget it," he answered with an annoyed look on his face as he looked away from her.

    "Aww, cupcakes," Pinkie remarked, making the same face, but not for long.

    "Let's play!" Applejack replied as the poster was set up.

    "Oh my favorite game," said Rarity, "Can I go first? Can I have a purple tail?"

    "Well, I am the guest of honor," Gilda replied as she rudely grabbed the purple tail from Rarity, "and I'll have the purple tail."

    "Yeah, Gilda should definitely go first," Pinkie replied, "Let's get you blindfolded."

    "Hey what-ugh-what are you doing?" Gilda asked as a pony tied a blindfold over her eyes and spin her around very fast.

    "Rrrah!" the griffon cried out.

    "We're spinning you around and around and then you can pin the tail on the pony," Pinkie explained, "Now just walk straight ahead and pin the tail."

    "Now just walk straight ahead and pin the tail," Gilda repeated in a mock tone, "Hmph, yeah right. This is another prank isn't it? I'm going this way." Gilda moved in the opposite direction.

    "Wait," Pinkie called out, "The poster is this-" It was too late. Since Gilda was blindfolded she couldn't see a leftover blob of spilled frosting and stepped on it.

    "Whoa whaa whaa waah waaaah!" As soon as Gilda stepped on it, she slid about the floor and right into the kitchen with a large crash. She groaned as she came back out. The blindfold now gone, but her feathers coated in cake batter and frosting. The purple tail was now hanging on her beak.

    "Uh, Gilda?" Pinkie pointed out, "you pinned the tail on the wrong end." Gilda then noticed the tail as the ponies laughed. This time however...Gilda had had enough.

    "ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" she screamed loudly, knocking both the tail, and the mess on her feathers clean off.

    "This is your idea of a good time?" Gilda barked angrily, "I've never met such a lamer bunch of dweebs in all my life. And Pinkie pie, you!" She pointed a finger at her. "You are the queen lame-o with your weak little party pranks! Did you really think you could make me lose my cool?"

    "You mean this is your mellow side?" Mario muttered sarcastically, not believing the griffon at all. Gilda just wrapped a wing over Rainbow. As Gilda spoke, Rainbow's face changed from shocked to angry.

    "Well, Dash and I have ten times as much cool as the rest of you put together," Gilda snarled, "Come on Dash, we're bailing on this pathetic scene. Come on, Rainbow Dash. I said, we're leaving." Mario was disgusted. It was bad enough she insulted everyone, but to go so far as to try and boss around Rainbow Dash was pretty low. He could tell Rainbow agreed with him.

    "You know Gilda," Rainbow responded with a stern look, "I was the one who set up those weak pranks at this party."

    "What?" Gilda gasped.

    "Ooh," said Pinkie quietly in surprise.

    "Plot twist," Mario added.

    "So I guess I'm queen lame-o," Rainbow finished, standing in front of Pinkie. Gilda was still in disbelief.

    "Come on, Dash, you're joshing me," said Gilda.

    "They weren't all meant for you specifically," Rainbow explained, "it was just dumb luck that you set them all off."

    "I shoulda known," said Pinkie, "that dribble cup had Rainbow Dash written all over it."

    "Pinkie Pie," Mario retorted as he rolled his eyes at her, "We saw her put those candles on the cake."

    "No way," Gilda protested, still not wanting to believe it, "it was Pinkie Pie. And her little boyfriend!"

    "I'm not her boyfriend!" Mario snapped.

    "Yes he-mmph!" Pinkie was shushed as Mario shoved a entire piece of cake into her mouth and gave her a dirty look.

    "She set up this party to trip me up," Gilda accused, "to make a fool out of me!"

    "No way," said Pinkie once she had swallowed the cake, "I threw this party to improve your attitude. I thought a good party would turn that frown upside down." Pinkie rotated her head from upright to upside down to prove her point.

    "Either you would put away that bad attitude of yours," put in Mario, "or you would reveal just what a mean-meanie-mean pants you really are." Mario's eyes widened.

    "I can't believe I just said that," Mario remarked, using a hoof to cover his face.

    "And you sure didn't need any help making a fool of yourself," Rainbow continued with Mario nodded in agreement, "you know, this is not how I thought my old friends would treat my new friends. If being cool is all you care about, then maybe you should go find some new cool friends someplace else." Gilda was left speechless for a moment or two.

    "Rrgh, Yeah? Well you, you, you are such a, a flip-flop: cool one minute and lame the next," Gilda retorted, point a finger at Rainbow. The blue Pegasus looked stunned at the insult, "When you decide not to be lame anymore, gimme a call." With that, Gilda left Sugarcube Corner and look off into the air with a bird of prey shriek. Rainbow just looked indignant.

    "Not cool," said Rainbow, emphasizing more than just the insult. The other ponies were left stunned.

    "Wow, talk about a party pooper," said Spike.

    "What was that about?" Twilight asked.

    "Um, what just happened?" a pony named Merry May put in.

    "Really awkward, "said another unnamed pony. The other ponies began to talk to one another as Rainbow looked rather sad.

    "I'm sorry everypony," Rainbow said sadly, "for bringing Gilda here. I didn't know how rude she was. And Pinkie Pie and Mario, I'm really sorry she ruined that awesome party you two put on for her.

    "Hey, if you want to hang out with party poopers, that's your business," said Pinkie and Mario chuckled in agreement.

    "I'd rather hang out with you," said Rainbow and extended a hoof, "No hard feelings."

    "No hard feelings," said Pinkie and went to return the shake.

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

    Apparently, they had tried to prank each other with the hoof-zapper. They revealed them to each other and just laughed. The other ponies laughed as well.

    "Hey Pinkie," said Twilight as she came up to them, "Sorry I accused you of misjudging Gilda. Looks like I'm the one who misjudged you."

    "It's okay Twilight," said Pinkie as she wrapped a hoof around her, "even you can't be a super smart smarty smart pants all the time. Come on everypony, there's still a whole lotta party to finish." Pinkie bounced up and down excitedly. Twilight just smiled as everypony cheered and went back having fun.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight recited from a letter she wrote later that day,

    "Today, we learned that it's hard to accept when somepony you like wants to spend time with somepony who's not so nice. Though it's impossible to control who your friends hang out with, it is possible to control your own behavior. Just continue to be a good friend. In the end, the difference between a false friend and one who's true will surely come to light."

    Your faithful students,
    Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star

    Later that evening, Princess Celestia was relaxing in her bedroom as she read the letter and went to make a reply.

    "Dear Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star," she began, "My most faithful students..." Then what she was writing disappeared. She then noticed that someone had put on a fake label on her ink jar. She had used the disappearing ink by mistake.

    "Heh, wrong ink," she said to herself with a chuckle and found the correct ink.

    How Celestia had gotten pranked was anypony's guess. Just be glad this princess has a sense of humor.

    I'm really trying to give Mario and Pinkie that Linus and Sally dynamic. Let me know if I'm nailing it.

    Peace Pony Fans.

    7. Boast Busters

    Boast Busters

    Pony's Log Number 106: While it is good to be proud of your abilities, the best time to show it is when you're needed. Not for your own personal gain...

    With another research project under their belts, Mario and Twilight were busy working on their magic abilities by trying to master some minor spells. Yet they were only minor because each spell has one or two effects. They both understood the importance of mastering simple tricks. Learning as many simple tricks as possible helps build a unicorn's capability to learn and master more difficult spells. Mario and Twilight took turns learning several different tricks. Spike was their cheering section.

    "Come on, Twilight," Spike cheered as Twilight got ready for her turn, "You can do it!"

    "Okay, here goes," said Twilight as she began to concentrate and her horn began to light up. A glowing aurora surrounded the front of Spike's face. A couple of seconds later, a black mustache appeared on his face.

    "Ha ha! Ya did it!" said Spike excitedly, "Growing magic, that's number twenty-five. Twenty five different types of tricks and counting."

    "Take a bow, Twilight, you're amazing," Mario added, making Twilight blush a little from all the attention.

    "And I think this is the best trick so far," Spike replied as he looked at his new mustache in the mirror and stroked it, "Hello, Rarity. What's that? Aw, it's nothin', just my awesome mustache." He laughed to himself.

    "Sorry Romeo," said Twilight, "As attractive and enticing as you look, it's just for practice, and it's gotta go." She lit up her horn to remove the mustache.

    "Wait!" Spike protested before it disappeared from his face, "Aw rats!" Twilight just giggled to herself. Mario pondered.

    "I wonder how I would look with one," said Mario and then one appeared into his face. Twilight examined him as he gave her a smile.

    "Hmm...nah, it's not you," she replied.

    "What if I did this?" said Mario as he stood before them, magically made a red painter's cap appear on his head.

    "It'sa me! Mario! WA-HOO!" Mario chanted in a goofy voice and Italian accent. Twilight and Spike just exchanged looks before they tumbled onto their backs in hard laughter. Mario was soon laughing as well. Doing magic with Twilight was so much fun.

    (Theme Song)

    Later that day, Mario, Twilight, and Spike were just enjoying a nice walk through town. Spike still couldn't settle down about Twilight and Mario's achievements.

    "Twenty-five, Twilight," said Spike, "Twenty-five different kinds of tricks and counting. I thought unicorns were only supposed to have a little magic that matches their talents!"

    "True," Twilight pointed out, "for ponies whose talents are for things like cooking or singing or math. But what if a unicorn's special talent is magic?"

    "Or they are gifted with strong magical abilities," put in Mario.

    "Like you two," said Spike, "and you both know a ton of magic."

    "Oh Spike, stop it," said Mario.

    "I'm sure there are lots of ponies right here in Ponyville that know just as much magic as us," added Twilight.

    "Are you kiddin'?" Spike retorted, "I don't think there's another unicorn in all of Equestria with your kind of ability, Twilight and Mario. At least I've never met a pony who could jump higher than a house or run faster than a Sonic Rainboom."

    "Pinkie apparently can," Mario muttered, "when she's hot on your trail." Mario shuttered at the thought as Twilight patted his shoulder to help him calm down. Suddenly two young unicorn colts came charging by. One was short and a tad pudgy while the other was tall and very skinny.

    "Gangway! Comin' through!" the shorter and pudgier unicorn named Snips shouted before they rammed into Spike as they sprinted by.

    "Augh! Snips, Snails!" Spike retorted as he was forced to hitch a bumpy ride on Snip's head, "What's goin' on?"

    "Wha, haven't you heard?" Snails replied as he turned his head and saw Spike. They both made a quick stop and Spike was sent flying into the distance.

    "Whoa!" Spike grunted as he crash landed.

    "There's a new unicorn in town!" Snails told them.

    "Yeah! They say that she's got more magical powers than any other unicorn ever!" Snips added.

    "Really?" said Twilight and Mario together. Looking a little insecure about hearing that.

    "Aw, no way, that honor goes to Twilight and Mario here," Spike pointed out. The two young colts just looked at them as Mario and Twilight had a light blush of embarrassment on their faces from the praise.

    "Where is this unicorn?" Twilight asked once she had recomposed herself.

    "Ho, she's in the town square," Snails responded, "come on!"

    "Yeah!" said Snips, "Come on! Whooo!"

    Twilight, Mario, and Spike just exchanged some curious looks before following them. Soon the other ponies were gathered around a large stage that had been set up just outside of the town hall. There was a large curtain surrounding part of it.

    "Come one, come all!" said the unicorn's voice, "Come and witness the amazing magic of the great and powerful Trixie!" The platform appeared before them all and the curtain opened, revealing a cobalt blue colored unicorn wearing a purple wizard's hat and matching cape.

    "Ooh!" said numerous ponies. Spike pushed a few ponies out of the way so he, Twilight, and Mario could get a front row view of Trixie. Their other friends were already there. Mario gave a loud groan when he saw who it was.

    "Not her," he muttered.

    "You know her?" Twilight asked.

    "She was one of my biggest bullies when we were in magic school," said Mario bitterly, "That girl would stop at nothing to get under my skin and make me look dumb in public."

    "I see," Twilight replied, "but wait...if she used to go to the same magic school as us, why did I never hear of her?"

    "She only pestered me when you weren't around," Mario retorted, "She did try to talk to you once or twice, but you were so busy thinking to yourself about your studies that it doesn't surprise me you never knew she tried talking to you." Twilight just smiled sheepishly.

    "Watch in awe as the Great and Powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!" Trixie continued to brag. She then conjured up a large collection of fireworks and fanfare.

    "My, my, my!" Rarity remarked with an eye roll, "What boasting!"

    "Come on," said Spike annoyingly, "nopony's as magical as Twi-Twi-Twi-" He then noticed that Rarity was right next to him.

    "Oh," Spike replied as he cleared his throat, "Hey Rarity, I...uh...Mustache!" Spike then dashed away from her as she just looked rather clueless.

    "There's nothing wrong with being talented, is there?" Twilight asked a little worried.

    "Nothin' at all," said Applejack her own annoyed look as she watched Trixie show off, "'cept'in when someone goes around showin' it off like school filly with fancy new ribbons."

    "Just because one has the ability to perform lots of magic does not make one better than the rest of us," Rarity added.

    "Especially when ya got me around being better than the rest of us," said Rainbow with a laugh until Applejack gave her a death glare, "Eh, I mean, yeah, uh, magic shmagic. BOO!" Rainbow's boo chant did not go unheard as Trixie looked in her direction and smirked.

    "Well, well, well, it seems we have some neighsayers in the audience," Trixie retorted, "Who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie? Do they not know that they're in the presence of the most magical unicorn in all of Equestria?" Mario just shook his head in disgust.

    "It's good to know you actually grew up," said Mario to himself. Trixie shifted her head, blinking her eyes. Mario just glared once she had seen him.

    "Well, long time no see, Mario," said Trixie smugly, "I was wondering what happened to you." Some of the pony's gasped when they heard Mario knew who she was.

    "I see you haven't changed a bit..." said Mario, "So full of yourself...and ready to tear apart anyone who doesn't agree with your...point of view."

    "I've become the most powerful unicorn of all time," Trixie bragged, "what about you? Decided you weren't good enough for the Princess and came crying to this town for some pity? You're the pony whose ran crying from the racetrack after one accident." Mario growled as the rest of the girls looked rather offended. Rarity gave an indignant raspberry.

    "Just who does she think she is?" Rarity asked aloud.

    "Yeah," Spike agreed, "Since we all know that Twilight and Mario here are-"

    "Spike! Shhh!" Twilight blurted out as she dragged Spike away from the crowd by the tail.

    "What? What's wrong?" Spike asked curiously as Twilight let go of his tail.

    "You see the way they reacted to Trixie," said Twilight, "I don't want anyone thinking I'm a show off!"

    "Yeah, Spike," said Mario, "I made that mistake once and it nearly cost me everything! In fact...I'm still paying for that one mistake...I'm with Twilight about this. In a situation like this, we're better off keeping our magical talents to ourselves." Twilight agreed but she felt a little guilty.

    "I never meant to rub that in your face, about the accident..." she said quietly.

    "Don't," said Mario, cutting her off, "As far as I'm concerned I had it coming..." Twilight wanted to protest until some more fanfare went off from Trixie. Snips and Snails seemed to be the only ones who were impressed. Their friends looked indignant.

    "So, "Great and Powerful Trixie"," Rainbow replied sternly, "What makes you think you're so awesome, anyway?"

    "Heh, why, only the Great and Powerful Trixie has magic strong enough to vanquish the dreaded ursa major!" Trixie then launched some more special fireworks and fanfare to resemble herself and the image of the ursa major. The other ponies just oohed and awed in amazement. Mario, Twilight, Spike, and their friends just looked indignant, not believing anything Trixie said.

    "What?" Snips exclaimed.

    "No way," Snails added in amazement.

    "When all hope was lost, the ponies of Hoofington had no one to turn to," Trixie explained in a theatrical manner as she animated the fireworks above her, "but the Great and Powerful Trixie stepped in, and with her awesome magic, vanquished the ursa major and sent it back into its cave deep within the Everfree Forest!"

    "Saw, sweet!" said Snips and Snails together.

    "That settles it," said Snips.

    "Trixie truly is the most talented, most magical, the most awesome unicorn in all Ponyville," Snails added.

    "No, in all of Equestria!" finished Snips. Mario just facehoofed himself. It was painful watching ponies believe Trixie's tall tales.

    "How do you know?" Spike objected, "You didn't see it! And besides, Twi-" (ZIP) "mmph M-mmph..." Spike was shushed by Twilight as she made a zipper appear on the side of Spike's mouth and she zipped it shut. Trixie just laughed.

    "It's true, my enthusiastic little admirers," Trixie replied, "Trixie is most certainly the best in Ponyville." The response was dead silence and the chirping of crickets.

    "Don't believe the Great and Powerful Trixie?" she retorted with a chuckle, "Well, then I hereby challenge you, Ponyvilians. Anything you can do, I can do better. Any takers? Anyone? Hmm? Or is Trixie destined to be the greatest equine who has ever lived?" She set off some more fireworks and fanfare again. That was when Spike finally managed to unzip his mouth.

    "Please, she unbearable!" Spike pleaded as he clung to Twilight's neck, "You two gotta show her. You just gotta!" Spike began to cry in desperation.

    "Spike, pull yourself together," said Mario, "I know she's a pain, but there's no reason to lose tears over her."

    "There's no way we're going to use our magic now, Spike," Twilight added, "Especially since..."

    "Hmm, how about you?" Trixie called out Twilight as she approached the front of the stage. Twilight just gulped as Trixie stared her down. Mario stood in front of her.

    "Hey, leave her alone!" Mario demanded.

    "Why, is she your mare-friend?" Trixie cooed, making Mario blush a bit. He didn't even noticed that Twilight had a little pink on her face two. Any pony could have claimed they had, considering they did spent alot of time together.

    "No," Pinkie answered somewhere in the crowd but stayed out of sight, "that would be me! He's my sweet babboo!" While Pinkie's statement definitely shifted the awkwardness away from Twilight and Mario, it only put Mario in a more annoying situation.

    "I am not your sweet babboo!" Mario retorted sternly.

    "YES YOU ARE!" Pinkie screamed. Mario and Twilight just rolled their eyes at her. Their friends did the same. Trixie laughed at Mario's expense as she continued to stare down Twilight.

    "Well, how about it?" Trixie challenged, "is there anything you can do that the Great and Powerful Trixie can't?" Twilight grew more and more insecure by the second. Even Mario couldn't make eye contact with her.

    "I-I-" she stuttered.

    "That's it! I can't stand for no more of this!" Applejack retorted and coming to Twilight and Mario's rescue as she walked up to the stage. She then began to show off some of her lasso skills.

    "You show her AJ!" Spike cheered as Applejack hopped back and forth her lasso ring. Then she used it to grab an apple from a nearby tree. She brought the apple straight towards her mouth and gobbled it up in one bite.

    "Whooo!" the other ponies cheered.

    "Top that missy," Applejack challenged.

    "Oh ye of little talent," said Trixie as her wizard hat began to glow and she removed it, "Watch and be amazed at the magic of Trixie." Trixie used her magic to make the discarded rope come to life. It began to wiggle about like a snake and she added charmer music to boot. Mario was worried.

    "Don't look at the rope AJ, don't look at the..."

    "Whoa! Uh!" Applejack muttered as she did look and was soon charmed.

    "Oh boy..." Mario groaned as Trixie grabbed another rope and tied Applejack's four legs and pinned her upside down. To add more insult, Trixie used her magic to grab an apple from the tree and stuffed it into Applejack's mouth. The other ponies just laughed as Applejack hopped off the stage in disgrace.

    "Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie prevails," Trixie boasted when Rainbow flew up to her.

    "There's no need to go struttin' around and showin' off like that," Rainbow pointed out.

    "Oh?" Trixie asked indignantly.

    "That's my job!" Rainbow gloated as she took off into the skies. She used the nearby windmill to increase her speed as she flew upwards, blasting through several clouds. Once she was in front of the sun, she made a pose before diving back through the clouds. As she did so, she used her slipstream to collect dew from the clouds, spun about through the wind mill again, and then came to a dead stop before Trixie. As the dew crashed into her, it created a miniature rainbow above her head.

    "They don't call me "Rainbow" and "Dash" for nothin'!" Rainbow said confidently. The ponies gave her a cheer. Trixie wasn't impressed.

    "When Trixie is through," she remarked, "the only thing they'll call you is loser." Trixie used her magic to make the rainbow above the Pegasus' head turn into a multi-colored cyclone.

    "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-a-a-a!" Rainbow screamed as she was spun about and dropped head first into the ground, leaving her very dizzy and the other ponies laughing.

    "...I think I'm...gonna be sick...," she said woozily.

    "Seems like anypony with a dash of good sense would think twice before tussling with the Great Trixie," the unicorn gloated as she used her magic to create a small dark cloud above Rainbow. Applejack, who had managed to get out of the ropes, helped the poor Pegasus to her feet when the cloud shot lighting at Rainbow's back end.

    "Ow!" Rainbow flinched in a very, girly shriek. Those laughing just laughed harder.

    "What we need is another unicorn to challenge her," Spike replied with his claws balled into fists, "Someone with some magic of her own." Twilight and Mario began to feel rather uneasy.

    "Yeah! A unicorn to show this unicorn who's boss," Rainbow added, already fully recovered.

    "A real unicorn to unicorn tussle," Applejack added. Mario and Twilight grew more and more uncomfortable when a certain marshmallow unicorn stood before the two.

    "Enough, enough of you," she said firmly, "I take your hint, but Rarity is above such nonsense. Rainbow Dash and Applejack may behave like ruffians, but Rarity conducts herself with beauty and grace." While Mario agreed with her, he was still puzzled why Rarity was speaking in the third person.

    "Ooo, what's the matter?" Trixie teased, "Afraid you'll get a hair out of place in that rat's nest you call a mane?" Let this be a warning to you reading this: Never insult Rarity's mane. You will not survive if you do.

    "Oh, it. Is. On!" Rarity exclaimed with a fierce look of determination as she took the stage, "You may think you're tough with all your so-called powers, but there's more to magic than your brutish ways. A unicorn needs to be more than just muscle. A unicorn needs to have style." Rarity then grabbed one of the curtains with her horn. She then spun the cloth around her before it transformed into a beautiful gown with Rarity's hair styled in a beautifully done up do.

    "Ooh!" the other ponies said in amazement.

    "A unicorn is not a unicorn without grace and beauty," Rarity concluded as she posed.

    "Rarity won't let Trixie get the best of her!" Spike said proudly, "She's strong, she's beautiful, she's-"

    POOF!

    "GASP!" Spike stopped speaking as Trixie used her magic, leaving everyone stunned.

    "Quick!" Rarity shouted in a panic, "Get me a mirror! What did she do to my hair? I know she did something terrible to my hair!"

    "Nothing," said Twilight with a smile.

    "It's fine," said Rainbow Dash plainly.

    "It's gorgeous," Applejack added.

    "It's green," said Spike and earned himself not just three, but also a fourth glare from Mario, "What?" Rarity looked up and saw that it was true. Her dark purple mane was now a shade of forest green.

    "Ugh no," Rarity cried out, "Green hair! Not green hair!" Rarity ran off the stage crying and out of the crowds.

    "Such an awful, awful color," Rarity sobbed as she passed a pony named Golden Harvest. Ironically, she had a mane the same color.

    "Well, I never!" she retorted and walked away. The others just watched Rarity leave as Spike walked up to Twilight and Mario.

    "Well, Twilight, Mario, guess it's up to the two of you," said Spike, but they both made hesitant faces, "Come on, show her what your made of." Several other ponies looked at the two.

    "What do you mean?" said Twilight innocently.

    "I'm nothing special," Mario added in the same tone.

    "Yes, you are!" Spike protested, "you two are better than her!"

    "We're no better than anyone!" Twilight protested as the stares increased.

    "Hah! You think you're better than the Great and Powerful Trixie," said the cobalt unicorn, "You think you've got more magical talent? Well, come on, show Trixie what you've got. Show us all." Mario glared but Twilight was feeling more and more uncomfortable.

    "Who, me?" Twilight responded, "I'm just your run-of-the-mill citizen of Ponyville. Same with Mario. Whose single and just my best friend."

    Ooo...I know that is true, but still hurts to hear you say that out loud Mario thought sadly.

    "No powerful magic here," Twilight continued, "I, uh...I think I hear my laundry calling. Sorry, gotta go." Twilight then took off. Mario just gave Trixie a glare before following after Twilight.

    "Twilight? Mario?" Spike asked with worry.

    "Ha!" Trixie gloated in triumph, "Once again, the Great and Powerful Trixie has proven herself to be the most amazing unicorn in all of Equestria. Huh, was there ever any doubt?" The other ponies just dispersed to their regular business and Spike continued to look worried about Mario and Twilight in the middle of all the shuffling.

    A little later, Trixie was before her large mirror, using her magic to brush her light blue mane just outside of her personal wagon when someone present her a drink.

    "Here's your smoothie you asked for," Snips said as he offered the drink to her, "with extra hay, just how you like it." Trixie flinched away since the plate with the smoothie was served using Snips back end.

    "Mmm, hay," said Snails in a slow but zoned out voice as he stood aimlessly nearby. Trixie just rolled her eyes at the both of them, but accepted the smoothie with a very long sip. She noticed the two unicorn colts were just staring and smiling at her.

    "Yes?" Trixie asked, showing that even she could only tolerate having ponies gush over her for so long before losing her patience.

    "Ooo, tell us another story, Great and Powerful Trixie," Snails asked as he bounced up and down excitedly.

    "Yeah, tell us about how you vanquished the ursa major," Snails asked.

    "Guh!" Trixie snorted, "Trixie is far too exhausted from performing feats beyond imagination. Begone with you until morning."

    "Oh, of course, Great and Powerful Trixie," said Snails, trying to grovel as he backed away.

    "Anything you say," Snips added as he moved backwards in the same manner, "We are at your beck and call."

    "Ah," was all Trixie could say once they left. Snips and Snails continued to move backwards until they nearly ran into Spike.

    "What are you two doin'?" he asked with his arms crossed.

    "Just bringin' the Gee an' Pee Tee a-"

    "The what?" Spike asked, cutting off Snips.

    "The Great and Powerful Trixie," Snips explained proudly.

    "Sheesh," Spike muttered, rolling his eyes. Guess Mario was right about how pathetic it looks when ponies actually think she's great.

    "Just bringin' her a smoothie," said Snips.

    "How can you fall for her lameness?" Spike retorted, waving his arms up and down, "She's just a show-off. Unlike Twilight and Mario, who-"

    "The great and powerful Trixie vanquished an ursa major," Snips interrupted and leaned into Spike's face, "Can your Twilight claim that?"

    "Oh really?" said Spike, "Were you guys actually there?"

    "Well, eh, uh...no," Snips stuttered as he exchanged looked with Snails, "but..."

    "But nothin'!" Spike snapped, "The proof is in the pudding."

    "I like pudding," said Snails with a laugh. Spike just looked annoyed.

    "Look, unless an ursa major comes waltzing up the street for Trixie to vanquish, I'm not gonna believe a word she says," said Spike, "and neither should you!" Snips just began to think.

    "Hm, an ursa walkin' up the street," he pondered aloud, "hey? Snails! You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"

    "Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?" Snails asked in his usual tone.

    "Yeah, uh..." then Snips realized that wasn't what he was talking about, "oh, come on!" Soon the two colts took off and Spike just watched them disappear before making his way back to the Library. Mario and Twilight were actually reading from the same book as Spike arrived.

    "Mario, Twilight, would you two put down that book and just listen to me?" Spike retorted.

    "Didn't you see how they hated Trixie's bragging?" Twilight pointed out, "If we go out there and show off our magic..."

    "...we run the risk of losing them as friends," finished Mario, "Nothing is worth that." Twilight gave him a sympathetic look before going back to her reading.

    "It's not the same thing, you guys," said Spike, "You'll be using your magic to stand up for your friends."

    "No, Spike, it's exactly the same," Twilight shot back.

    "We don't need to stoop down to her level," said Mario, "While most of her magic quips were humiliating, they weren't anything that we needed to intervene. Well maybe Rarity's case...the poor thing was still upset until I managed to restore her mane's original color...but the point is that we don't need to fight magic with magic."

    "Come on, Mario and Twilight," said Spike, "any one of these tricks, even the teeniest, would be enough to show up Trixie."

    "I don't want to be seen as a bragger," said Mario and Twilight together. Then created a door frame with a door and slammed the door shut on Spike's face. Spike wasted no time reopening it.

    "But you're the best!" Spike protested.

    "Uh. Please, Spike I said no!" Twilight snapped.

    "And that is final!" Mario added sternly. Spike just sighed..

    "If that's the way you want to be, then fine," said Spike, "Maybe Trixie was right about one thing. You two belong together!" With that he slammed the door shut, Mario and Twilight looked unamused since the door Spike slammed didn't shut them out or lead anywhere. Spike soon realized this. He reopened the door and slowly made his way back outside without another word. Mario and Twilight just watched him leave before sighing to each other sadly.

    "He just doesn't get it doesn't he?" Mario muttered before continuing the reading. Twilight looked worried. She just couldn't keep quiet about this issue any longer.

    "Mario?" she asked quietly.

    "Yes Twi?" he asked as he continued to read.

    "What really happened all those years ago?" said Twilight, "When you were the top of the track team? I wanna know." Mario just looked at her blankly.

    "Does it really matter?" Mario asked, "In the end, you were right." Twilight just looked sad.

    "Mario, I know I wasn't there for you," said Twilight, "and I'm sorry I never tried asking if you were okay or tried to help you after your accident, but I don't understand how you know what it's like to show off and lose your friends because of it."

    "I don't know if I wanna really..." Mario then stopped when Twilight looked at him with large eyes.

    "I still want to know what happened," said Twilight sadly, "I don't know the whole story and I can tell you're still hurting over it. I didn't help you then, but let me help you now. Please?" Mario just looked at her before releasing a large sigh.

    "Alright," said Mario, "I'll tell you..." Mario spent the rest of the afternoon telling her the entire story. Twilight did a great job hearing him out while doing her research, even giving him a hug since he cried during the conversation. Mario had to admit he felt much better finally being able to tell someone face to face rather than just jotting the painful memories into a journal. Being hugged by Twilight certainly was helpful in his opinion. He felt much better about the issue now, but was still reluctant to show off his magical talents. Twilight felt the same way.

    By the time night had fallen, two young colts were now in the Everfree forest. They were apparently on a search for something, when they entered a cave and soon found themselves in complete darkness.

    "Oh, how are we gonna find an ursa major when I can't even see my own hoof in front of my face?" Snips said annoyingly.

    "Hold on," said Snails as he tried to light up his horn. After a few false starts, he finally managed to keep his horn lit.

    "Oh, heh. That's better," said Snips before they turned behind them and saw what appeared to be a large bear-like creature that was coated in a celestial pattern. Apparently they were looking for an ursa major...and they had just woken it up. It gave a loud growl at the two colts.

    "YAAAAH!" Snails and Snips screamed and took off as fast as their four legs could take them as the ursa gave another roar and pursued them. Spike was just outside the forest, kicking a small pebble cross the path when Snips and Snails came rushing by, screaming.

    "Hey, guys, where ya goin'?" Spike asked curiously.

    "Can't talk now," Snips replied, breathing hard and kept running.

    "Got a major problem!" Snails he added and kept running as well.

    "Yeah, ursa major, to be exact," said Snips as they disappeared. Spike looked puzzled when he heard a loud roar.

    "Huh?" he exclaimed and looked up and saw the celestial bear coming his way. Spike only made a frightened face and took off to catch up with the two colts as the ursa roared again.

    "TRIXIE!" Snips and Snails screamed.

    "TWILIGHT! MARIO!" Spike screamed right behind him. Within record time, the two colts arrived at Trixie's wagon and began banging on the door of her wagon.

    "Trixie!" They continued to chant until the unicorn opened the top half of the door.

    "Trixie thought she said the Great and Powerful Trixie did not want to be disturbed!" she retorted.

    "We-We have a-a tiny problem," Snips replied with a nervous laugh.

    "Actually, it's a big one," Snails corrected.

    "What is so important that you cannot wait until morning to disturb Trixie?" she asked. That was when she heard a loud roar. Then she saw the ursa break its way out of some trees and appeared before her in the distance. Trixie screamed at the top of her lungs and took off for dear life. Snips and Snails were stunned for only a second before taking off as well just as the ursa used its paw to smash Trixie's wagon to pieces. Spike had managed to reach the Library just a little after the two colts had spoken to Trixie.

    "Twilight! Mario!" Spike panicked, "You gotta come! Quick!"

    "I ready told you, Spike," Twilight retorted, "I don't want to show up Trixie!"

    "So drop it!" Mario added sternly.

    "No, you don't understand," Spike said frantically, "it's-"

    ROAR!

    That got Twilight and Mario's attention.

    "Uh, is that what I think it is?" Twilight asked worried.

    "I think it is," Mario replied with dread.

    "Majorly," Spike added wearily.

    Meanwhile, the ursa had managed to pursue Trixie, Snips, and Snails and had backed them towards a nearby house. They were all fearing for their lives when Snips remembered something.

    "Great and Powerful Trixie, you've got to vanquish the ursa," said Snips.

    "Yeah, vanquish it so we can watch," said Snails. Trixie was rather aghast at their request and suddenly she realized something.

    "Wait, you brought this here?" Trixie said with a gasp before becoming angry, "Are you out of your little pony minds?"

    "But, you're the Great and Powerful Trixie," Snips protested.

    "Yeah, remember?" said Snails, "You defeated an ursa major." The Ursa roared at Trixie, making her gulp.

    "Uh, okay," said Trixie nervously, "Stand back." She then used her horn to summon the rope, attempting to use her snake charmer trick on the ursa. She then bound what appeared to be two of its legs before smiling.

    "Heh, piece of cake," Trixie said smugly. Until the ursa showed that Trixie had only succeeded in binding two of its front fingers together and broke the rope with ease.

    "Aw, come on, Trixie," Snips retorted.

    "Stop goofin' around and vanquish it, eh?" Snails added. Trixie was getting more and more nervous. She then tried to summon her thunder cloud again. It seemed she was creating quite a massive storm...until you back away and found that the cloud was no bigger than the one she had summoned on Rainbow. Trixie just gasped and gulped again. She would be lucky if that even tickled the creature.

    "Well, that was a dud," said Snails bluntly.

    "Yeah, pfft, come on," said Snips impatiently, "Where's all the cool explosions and smoke and stuff like earlier?" Trixie said nothing as her little cloud finally cracked a lightning bolt, leaving a burnt mark on the side of the ursa's back end.

    "Uh oh," Trixie squeaked as the ursa gave a loud roar. The three just screamed and ran off. Soon the ursa's roaring was waking up the other ponies living nearby. Many of them gasped at the sight. Then the ursa tore off a nearby roof and the ponies began running and screaming in fear. Mario and Twilight had just arrived on the scene.

    "What's going on?" Twilight asked as they both ran into Snips, Snails, and Trixie.

    "We brought an ursa to town," said Snips plainly.

    "You what!?" Twilight exclaimed in shock.

    "Don't worry, the Great and Powerful Trixie will vanquish it," Snails replied excitedly. Mario grunted angrily.

    "When the brains were being passed out, you two forgot to take a number," Mario retorted.

    "Heh, yeah we did," Snails answered with a chuckle. The fact Snails even answered that question so casually only proved Mario's point. Twilight just looked unamused. Trixie hadn't heard and was keeping very quiet for a moment before speaking.

    "I can't," Trixie admitted sadly.

    "WHAT!?" Snips and Snails exclaimed.

    "Oh, I can't, I never have," Trixie confessed, "No one can vanquish an ursa major. I just made the story up to make me look better."

    "Made it up!?" Snips and Snails exclaimed.

    "Wow, what a surprise there," Mario muttered. Then the ursa gave a loud growl and a roar as it appeared above a house in the distance. Mario and Twilight looked uneasy as other ponies gasped fearfully. Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow were now in the crowd. Mario and Twilight just looked at each other. Then Spike made a gesture for them to do something. Mario gave a loud huff.

    "Looks like we have no choice," said Mario and turned to Twilight, "I'll lure it here with my number twenty six. Then together we'll deal with it okay." Mario went to approach it, but Twilight grabbed his tail to pull him back a bit.

    "Are you crazy, you can't face that thing alone!" Twilight protested.

    "Yes I can," said Mario, "Trust me. Number twenty six will keep me safe while I lure it into range." Mario gave her a firm look. Twilight sighed.

    "Okay," she said bravely, but didn't hide the fact she was nervous. She didn't even know what number twenty six even was. Mario slowly made his way towards the ursa. Their friends were watching from nearby.

    "What in Celestia does Mario think he's doing?" Applejack asked curiously, worried about him. Once Mario was just a hair away from being at risk of getting swiped, he pulled out a cookie in the shape of a star.

    "How can he eat cookies at a time like this?!" Rainbow said in shock. Mario didn't hear as he used his horn to create a little spark, causing the cookie to glow. By now the ursa major had seen him. Mario quickly ate the cookie in one bite. The ursa raised its paw to strike when...

    (Insert your favorite Invincibility tune)

    Mario's outer body began to glow a bright yellow with a slight flicker and it generated an endless supply of sparkles. Mario slowly moved towards Twilight as the ursa followed. It made occasional strikes, but all its attacks were blocked, preventing Mario from being hurt or knocked back. The others were in shock and Rainbow's jaw literally hit the ground.

    "Oh wow," Spike exclaimed, "Invincibility spell. Mario's been trying to perfect that move for years!" Twilight was too surprised to reply. She was more worried how long the invincibility would last. Mario knew the invincibility was short lived and had been keeping track of the magic's energy. He paced himself so he had enough time to get out of range when the magic started to wear off.

    "Four...three...two...one!" Mario called out as he rolled out of the way as the invincibility wore off. He then skillfully made a one eighty as he uncurled out of his ball and came to stop right beside Twilight. Now they were ready to deal with the ursa head on. Twilight gulped as she and Mario slowly got a little closer to the ursa. Then they began to make their horns glow. The magic created a small gust of wind that spread about the outskirts of town, creating a soft and smoothing melody that began to calm the ursa down.

    "Nice use of number sixteen," said Spike, clearly impressed. Mario and Twilight began to sweat as they kept the melody playing and began to remove a nearby water tank from its stand. They then removed the water and slowly guided the tank through a nearby barn. Twilight kept the tank steady and Mario used his magic to collect some fresh milk from the cows. The cows gave moos in surprise as they were magically milked and the contents placed inside the tank.

    "Golly, dont'cha know?" said a cow as the tank was filled with fresh milk and Twilight created a rubber suction top to turn the tank into a giant bottle of milk.

    "That's new," Spike remarked as the tank made a clank once it arrived. Mario and Twilight groaned from the multi-tasking, sweating even more as they used their magic to lift the ursa into the air. Once they had it in a cradle position, they offered the giant milk bottle to the ursa, who began to drink it peacefully. Then they slowly but surely transported the ursa back into its cave where it belonged. Once it had been set down, Mario and Twilight let out a long but exhausted sigh as they tried to catch their breath. They were both tired, but triumphant. The ponies all cheered for them.

    "Unbelievable!" said Rainbow.

    "That was amazing!" Spike added.

    "Heaven's to Betsy!" said Applejack, "We knew you two had ability, but not that much." Twilight and Mario just looked rather sad.

    "I'm sorry, please, please, don't hate us," Twilight pleaded as Mario gave them a worried look.

    "Hate you?" said Rainbow, Applejack, and Rarity together.

    "Why, whatever do you mean, darlings?" Rarity asked puzzled.

    "Well, I know how much you all hated Trixie's showing off with her magic tricks," Twilight explained, "and we just thought..."

    "After my accident..." Mario stumbled, "I...I didn't want to risk losing my friends because of...my talents...I know that invincibility spell was a bit flashy but...I had to protect my..."

    "Whoa, whoa, whoa," said Rainbow, cutting them both off, "Magic's got nothing to do with it...or having alot of talents. Trixie's just a loudmouth."

    "Most unpleasant," Rarity added.

    "All hat and no cattle," said Applejack.

    "So...you don't mind our magic tricks?" Twilight asked.

    "Your magic is a part of who you are, sugarcubes," said Applejacks, "and we like you who you are. We're proud to have such powerful, talented unicorns as our friends."

    "And after whuppin' that ursa's hindquarters," Rainbow added, "we're even prouder."

    "You are?" Mario and Twilight said together.

    "Uh-huh," said Rainbow.

    "Mm-hmm," Applejack and Rarity said together. Mario and Twilight smiled.

    "Wow, Twilight, how'd you know what to do with that ursa major?" Spike asked.

    "That was what we were doing when you came looking for us," Twilight explained, "We were so intrigued by Trixie's bragging that we were compelled to do a little reading up on them."

    "Guess you can say it pays to do your homework," Mario added, rubbing the back of his mane.

    "So it is possible to vanquish an ursa major all by yourselves?" Spike asked.

    "That wasn't a ursa major," Twilight replied.

    "It was a baby, an ursa minor," said Mario.

    "That was just a baby?" Trixie exclaimed in shock.

    "And it wasn't rampaging," Twilight continued, "it was just cranky become someone woke it up." Twilight and Mario gave two particular young colts a glare.

    "Awww..." they muttered sheepishly, knowing they were in deep trouble.

    "Well, if that was an ursa minor," Spike thought, "then what's an ursa major like?" Mario and Twilight thought deeply to themselves. When they were moving the ursa minor, they had actually deposited the baby into its parent's lap, which was about twenty times the size of the baby.

    "You don't wanna know," Mario and Twilight with a smirk.

    "Huh," Trixie snorted as she stood beside them with a hoof pointed at them, "You may have vanquished an ursa minor, but you will never have an amazing, show stopping ability of the Great and Powerful Trixie!" She turned to Mario.

    "You may have beaten Trixie this time, Mario," said Trixie, "But next time, victory will belong to Trixie!" Trixie then dropped a smoke bomb to try an disappearing act. But she ended up tripping and everyone could see her running way as the smoke disappeared.

    "Why, that little..." Rainbow was about to take off to go after her when Twilight held her back by the tail.

    "Just let her go," said Twilight as Trixie ran from Ponyville into the distance, "Maybe someday she'll learn her lesson."

    "I hope you're right," said Mario, "In all the years I've known her, Trixie has never admitted to her mistakes."

    "We can only hope," said Twilight and turned towards the two young colts, "Now, about you two." The two young unicorns just chuckled to each other nervously.

    "Ah," Snips chuckled sheepishly, "Uh, we're sorry that we woke up the ursa minor."

    "We just wanted to see some awesome magic," Snails added.

    "Yeah!" Snips added, "And the way you vanquished that ursa minor was awesome!" Mario and Twilight just looked at them sternly, making the two colts slouch in defeat.

    "We deserve whatever punishment you give us," Snails conceded sadly.

    "For starters, you can clean up this mess," said Twilight as Mario looked at Trixie's destroyed and abandoned cart, "And...what do you think...Spike? Mario? Should I give them number twenty five?"

    "Oh twenty five! Yes!" said Spike as Mario nodded in agreement, "And I think I deserve it, too!"

    "Heah?" Snips and Snails said in confusion before Spike stood next to them.

    "I think you're right," Twilight smirked as Mario let Twilight do her thing. Twilight made her horn glow and produced a thick black mustache on all their faces.

    "Swwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!" The three boys said together. Mario and Twilight just chuckled to each other. Before the night was over, Mario had to retell what he had told Twilight to the rest of their friends regarding his accident, but was grateful for their sympathy. Then he had to listen to Rainbow brag about how awesome his invincibility spell was until Rarity and Applejack dragged her away. Mario was just grateful he had so many caring friends.

    By next morning, the damage had been cleared away for the most part, but the two colts still had to repair some broken rooftops. Mario and Twilight were just back in the library on the upper floor as Twilight prepared their letter to Princess Celestia.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight recited out loud as Mario stood beside her, "We have learned a very valuable lesson about friendship: We were so afraid of being thought of as show-offs that we were hiding a part of who we are. Our friends helped us realize that it's okay to be proud of your talents, and there are times when it's appropriate to show them off...Especially when you're standing up for your friends."

    "So you finally admit that you two are the most talented unicorns in all of Ponyville?" Spike asked as he reached the top of the stairs before Twilight could finish signing the letter.

    "Well, yeah," said Twilight modestly.

    "But it's nothing to brag about," Mario added.

    "So, uh, how did it go with Rarity?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "Eh, she didn't go for the mustache," said Spike, feeling rejected.

    "You know Spike," Twilight pointed out, "that mustache has nothing to do with who you really are. Maybe you should just try to be yourself."

    "Or...Maybe the mustache wasn't enough," Spike thought aloud, "Maybe if I had a mustache and a beard."

    "Uh, not this again!" said Twilight in exasperation.

    "Okay, imagine me with a nice, long, Fu Manchu type beard," Spike explained, "Or maybe a goatee. On no...a soul patch right on my chin!"

    "Oh brother..." Mario replied with an eye roll.

    Take my advice Spike...girls these days like colts, or dragons, who are clean shaved.

    At least Twilight does...

    I know Pinkie Pie doesn't have an actual appearance in this episode, but I needed her to cameo for that one joke.

    Hey, my pony is named Mario, he had to do the "Super Mario" intro at least once.

    If you need a time count on his "invincible star cookie" think about 20 seconds.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    8. Dragonshy

    Dragonshy

    Pony's Log Number 107: Even those who are the least capable can find what it means to be a true hero...

    Somewhere just outside the Everfree Forest, one can find an adorable little tree house stationed near a small creek. It is at this little residence that the sweetest and most gentle pony has made her residence. This would be Fluttershy. Why would such a shy and timid Pegasus live so far outside of Ponyville, especially near the dangerous forest? It has to do with her animal friends, for Fluttershy does not live alone. Her little tree house doubles as a miniature animal shelter, animals of all shapes and sizes visit her sometimes for food, shelter, injuries, and sometimes just to spend time with her. But she does have a few permanent members of her household. At the moment, Fluttershy was busy tending to some the nearby animals, even spitting out some worms for the nearby birds in her trees. That was when she noticed her little bunny Angel gobbling down his carrot. Angel was quite unique compared to other bunnies. He didn't mind trying to make himself heard and was very smart, but he was also slightly...actually very spoiled. And he had no problem showing it either.

    "Not too fast now, Angel bunny," said Fluttershy as she went over to him, "You don't wanna get a tummy ache." Fluttershy chuckled to herself as Angel stopped eating and looked at her indignantly.

    "You really should eat more than that, don't you think?" Fluttershy suggested. Angel just looked at the carrot and took off running...or hopping. Fluttershy flew above him and managed to catch up to him.

    "I know you want to run, but..." Fluttershy said gently as she set the carrot down and Angel just crossed his arms to pout, "just three more bites. Two more bites? One more bite? Pretty please?" Fluttershy leaned her face closer to Angel's. His only reply was kicking the carrot far away from him and hopping away. Fluttershy just sighed to herself before she heard Angel coughing.

    "Oh, goodness," Fluttershy said worried, "Are you okay?" Angel just coughed again.

    "Are you coughing because there's a carrot stuck in your throat?" Fluttershy asked worried. Angel coughed again, giving a glare afterward.

    "Because you need some water?" Fluttershy guessed. Angel gave a very loud and definitive cough and pointed a paw upwards. Fluttershy gasped.

    "Because of that giant cloud of scary black smoke?" Fluttershy replied fearfully and was nailed in the back of the head with the recently kicked and unfinished carrot.

    "I'll take that as a...yes," Fluttershy sighed in defeat as Angel just continued to glare at her annoyingly.

    It was said he is a brat.

    (theme song)

    In the Ponyville park, several ponies were conversing with each other as Fluttershy raced about to give warning about the cloud.

    "Help. Help! Please?" she tried to call out, but her soft tone wasn't getting anyone's attention, "There's-there's a horrible cloud of smoke. It's headed this way and...EEEK!" Fluttershy shrieked when a pony suddenly popped out in front of her with a ball on her head.

    "Don't be such a scaredy-pony," said Rainbow as she continued to bounce the ball on her head, "It's just me, future Equestria ball-bouncing record holder...three forty six, three forty seven..."

    "This calls for a celebration," said Pinkie excitedly.

    "Oh no, Pinkie Pie, this is no time for a celebration," said Fluttershy worriedly, "This is time for panic, for-"

    "Ooo! I'm going to need balloons!" Pinkie continued, not even hearing Fluttershy at all, "One for every pony in Ponyville!"

    "There's-there's smoke," Fluttershy tried to explain, "And-and where there's smoke, there's fire and-" Fluttershy's words were falling on deaf ears as Rainbow kept bouncing her ball and Pinkie got ready to count some ponies.

    "Let's see," said Pinkie, as she pointed her hoof to count some ponies in the park, each one looked up at her as she counted aloud, "that's one, two, three, four..."

    "Three hundred fifty four..." Rainbow continued.

    "...five, six..." Pinkie continued at the same time.

    "Three hundred fifty five, no, wait..." Pinkie counting caused Rainbow to lose her concentration and she lost control of the ball.

    "Seven..." said Pinkie.

    "Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow bellowed, "Now I have to start over." Pinkie just smiled apologetically as Rainbow continued to glare at her.

    "We're all going to have to start over," Fluttershy pointed out, "in a new village. 'Cause our is gonna be-" Poor Fluttershy just could not get anyone to listen to her as Rainbow stomped away without another word.

    "Hey, Rainbow Dash, wait up!" Pinkie called out as she followed the blue Pegasus, leaving Fluttershy behind and ignored.

    "Oh please, this is an emergency," Fluttershy pleaded to some other ponies but was still ignored, "I-I need everypony to-"

    "Listen up!" said a voice in the distance. That got everyone to stop chattering and look in that direction. There on the bridge was Twilight with Mario standing beside her. They both had very serious looks on their faces.

    "Smoke is spreading over all of Equestria," said Twilight.

    "What? Oh no! That's awful!" the ponies said with worry. Fluttershy looked defeated.

    "That's what I've been trying to-" Since Fluttershy was in the back of the crowd, her soft voice still couldn't be heard.

    "But don't worry," Twilight continued, unintentionally cutting Fluttershy off, "Mario and I have just received a letter from Princess Celestia, informing us that it is not from a fire.

    "Oh thank goodness," said Fluttershy with relief.

    "It's coming from a dragon," said Mario. The other ponies gasped and Fluttershy stiffened.

    "A...d-dragon?" she spluttered fearfully.

    It wasn't much longer before the seven friends had gathered inside of Great Oak Library.

    "What in the name of all things cinnamon swirled is a full-grown dragon doing her in Equestria?" asked Applejack.

    "Sleeping," Twilight answered plainly as she shuffled through some of her books.

    "Huh?" said the rest of the girls in confusion.

    "According to Princess Celestia," Twilight explained as she placed another book into some saddle bags, "he's taking a nap. His snoring is what's causing all the smoke."

    "He should really see a doctor," said Pinkie to the others, "That doesn't sound healthy at all."

    "Well, at least he's not snoring fire," said Rarity, trying to see some positivity in this situation, "What are we meant to do about it?"

    "I'll tell you what were meant to do," said Rainbow, "Give him the boot. Take that. And that!" Rainbow began to punch and jab about, nearly smashing a nearby horse head statue Twilight had on a pedestal. She used her magic to move it out of harm's way as Rainbow tried to dive right at it. Rainbow then ended up crashing upside down near one of the bookshelves.

    "We need to encourage him to take a nap somewhere else," Twilight corrected as she stood above the dazed Pegasus. Rainbow soon covered and gave salute as she continued to speak, "Princess Celestia has given us this mission, and we must not fail. If we do, Equestria will be covered in smoke for the next one hundred years." Fluttershy gasped.

    "Hmph, talk about getting your beauty sleep," Rarity remarked.

    "Like it would make a difference," Mario muttered.

    "All right everypony, I need you to gather supplies quickly," Twilight instructed, "We've got a long journey ahead of us. Let's meet back here in less than an hour."

    "Ok, girls..." Rainbow replied excitedly as she held Pinkie and Rarity.

    "Ahem..."

    "...and extra" Rainbow remarked, making Mario snort, "you heard her. The fate of Equestria is on our hooves. Do we have what it takes?" Applejack, Pinkie, and Rarity all gave confirmation that they did, standing on their hind legs before marching out of the Library one by one. Of course Rainbow flew out and Fluttershy was the last to leave.

    "Um, actually..." said Fluttershy nervously, but no one paid attention...

    ...except for Mario.

    "Fluttershy, are you okay?" he asked gently. Fluttershy just gave a timid squeak before she left the Library without another word. Mario was worried about her, and planned on speaking to the yellow Pegasus later.

    The others spent time getting ready.

    Rainbow headed straight for her condominium, put her front hooves into the streams of rainbow colored water that flowed around her living space and painted her face.

    "Raaah!" she cried out, making a pose.

    Applejack had her family help her gather her saddle bags. Big Mac helped set them on Applejack's back. While they were heavy, Applejack was ready for action.

    "Yaaa!" She cried out, giving her own pose.

    Pinkie came out of Sugarcube Corner. Her saddle bags were already loaded...with party streamers that made her bags pop whistle. Pinkie laughed before recomposing herself.

    "Oh, I mean, grr!" Pinkie tried to make her own intimidating pose.

    At the Carousel Boutique, Rarity was finished packing and had put on an army style camouflage hat on her head. She had just walked by the mirror when she saw the hat and made a face.

    "Ewww!" She muttered before swapping it for a floppy hat style camouflage hat, "Much better. Onward!" Rarity made her pose.

    Fluttershy timidly left her home wearing hockey gear. She had barely opened her door and crawled outside when it slammed shut behind her.

    "Squee!" Fluttershy jumped. Sadly, that was her pose.

    The six girls stood side by side with a colored backdrop in their respective poses. Then beneath them all a speaker appeared.

    "Okay girls," said the voice form the speaker, which later zoomed out to reveal someone sitting on chasse lounge sofa, but the angle concealed his face, "We've got a mission. Find that dragon and stop him from smoking Equestria. Good luck Ponies!"

    "Now hold on a second!" said Rainbow, recognizing the voice, "Mario! What in Equestria are you doing?" His rectangle then showed that he was the one sitting on the chasse lounge sofa using his horn to hold up a microphone.

    "What? Just getting into character," Mario replied.

    "Who said you could be in charge of this mission?" said Rarity, "Who said you could be in charge of us?" Mario snorted.

    "Hey, I'm not that kind of colt," Mario retorted, "Besides, why can't I be the leader for once?"

    "No offense, sugarcube," Applejack added, "But you're more of a "Bosley" than a "Charlie"." The others, minus Fluttershy, snickered.

    "Thanks alot, Farrah," said Mario as he crossed his arms indignantly.

    "Let's go," said Applejack as the other girls zipped away from their backdrops, minus Fluttershy.

    "Um...let's...not?" Fluttershy remarked with a light squeak and the above backdrops disappeared, leaving Mario pouting on his chasse until Twilight appeared next to him.

    "If you're done goofing around, we need to get going," Twilight told him. Mario sighed.

    "I love it when a plan comes together," Mario replied sarcastically with an eye roll. It was a little while later, everyone was packed up and ready to go as they stood side by side before Twilight.

    "All right girls, Mario, listen up," said Twilight, "I'm mapping out the fastest route, but we've got to keep a good pace if we expect to make it up the mountain by nightfall."

    "M-m-mountain?" Fluttershy spluttered as she noticed a very tall mountain in the distance. It was also the source of where the smoke was coming from.

    "The dragon is in that cave at the very top," Twilight explained.

    "Looks pretty cold up there," said Applejack.

    "You bet it is," said Rainbow, "The higher you go, the chillier it gets."

    "Good thing I brought my scarf," said Rarity as she pulled out a pink scarf and wrapped it around her neck."

    "Ooo! Pretty!" said Pinkie.

    "Heh, oh yeah," said Rainbow sarcastically, "That'll keep you nice and cozy."

    "Well I have my aviator's jacket," said Mario as he pulled it out.

    "Ooo!" Rarity exclaimed, "That is a genuine Cloudsdale couture. Where'd you get it?"

    "Birthday present from Mom last year," said Mario, "It's made for these type of situations."

    "How do you fit that big ol' thing in yer saddle bag?" Applejack asked curiously. Mario smirked.

    "I have my ways," said Mario as he placed it inside gently and then pulled it back out with ease, "Check it out. Rarity, wrinkle free!"

    "You continue to amaze me!" said Rarity. Applejack and Rainbow just rolled their eyes.

    "That's my sweet babboo!" Pinkie remarked.

    "I'm not your sweet babboo!" Mario snapped.

    "Isn't he the cutest thing!" Pinkie gushed. Mario blushed and rolled his eyes while the three girls snickered. Meanwhile Twilight was planning out their path on the map while Fluttershy gulped before attempting to speak to her.

    "Um, excuse me, Twilight?" Fluttershy said timidly, "I know you're busy but..."

    "Uh-huh," said Twilight, her tone sounding like she wasn't really listening, "Well, we could go this way."

    "But if I could just have a second..."

    "Uh-huh," Twilight replied, still sounding too focused on the map to be listening to Fluttershy properly, "No we want to avoid that."

    "So, um, I was thinking that, um, maybe I should just stay here in Ponyville," Fluttershy proposed.

    "Uh-huh," Twilight answered. She was definitely not listening to Fluttershy.

    "Oh! Good I'll stay here and-"

    "Wait!" Twilight called out, realizing her mistake and seeing Fluttershy trying to leave, "You have to come! Your way with wild animals will surely come in handy."

    "I don't think I-" Fluttershy objected.

    "Oh, and don't worry about your little friends in the meadow," Twilight added, "Spike's got it covered while you're gone." Spike appeared next to her with Angel on his head and several other small animals surrounding him.

    "You can count on me!" Spike said confidently until Angel rudely slammed his foot on Spike's head, making all the little animal scatter, "Oooh! Hey! Hey! Wait!" Fluttershy was more unsure about going than ever.

    "I don't think he's up to the task," Fluttershy replied nervously. Twilight didn't seem worried despite Spike's display of chaos. Mario then remembered that he wanted to speak to Fluttershy. He was about to speak up when Rainbow hovered next to Twilight.

    "Are you sure you want Fluttershy to come along?" Rainbow whispered, "I mean, that pony is afraid of her own shadow. She's just going to slow us down." Mario looked indignant.

    "Oh, she's just a little nervous," said Twilight, "Once we get going, I'm sure she'll be fine."

    "True," Mario added to Fluttershy's defense, "She had no problem with the Everfree Forest and Nightmare Moon. Being a little timid isn't a bad thing." Then Fluttershy saw her shadow, she squealed and dove into a nearby push to hide. Twilight just looked indignant and Rainbow smirked as if she say she was right. Mario just gave her a discreet growl at her.

    "Alright girls, Mario," Twilight called, "move out!" Everyone then charged forward. Poor Fluttershy was directly on their way.

    "But...but..." Fluttershy stuttered before she was scooped up by the collection of mares and carried away towards the mountain. Fluttershy screamed in terror as she bounced about the top of the pack of ponies. Then she bounced off and screamed again as she expected to hit the ground.

    "Oomph," she grunted when she found that she landed on Mario's back.

    "Don't worry Fluttershy," said Mario as he paced behind the group, "You're going to be okay. Big brother is going to take care of you. Now hold on tight." Fluttershy just whimpered before she wrapped her front hooves around his neck a little too tightly.

    "Easy there, big brother's gotta breathe," Mario strained as Fluttershy loosened her grip a bit, "There we go. Now hang on. I'm gonna pick up the pace." Fluttershy just shut her eyes as Mario sped up a bit and zoomed right past the other girls.

    "See ya, wouldn't wanna be yah!" Mario retorted as they sped by.

    "Oh it's on," said Rainbow as she took to the skies to pick up her pace. The other ponies increased their speed as well, ready for a little race. After a good run, they all managed to arrived at the base of the mountain. Then everypony heard a loud roaring sound that caused the ground to rumble. Fluttershy gasped and ducked behind Applejack.

    "Whoa. What was that?" Rainbow asked.

    "That is what it sounds like when a dragon snores," Twilight answered.

    "A full grown dragon to say at least," said Mario, "Spike never snored that loudly." Fluttershy just nervously looked at the mountain.

    "It-It's so...high!" Fluttershy said timidly.

    "Well, it is a mountain," said Rainbow as a matter of fact, "I'm going to fly and check it out. Wah!" Rainbow was about to take off when Applejack grabbed her tail to stop her.

    "Hold on, now," said Applejack, "I think we should all go up together. Safety in number and all."

    "Good idea," said Mario.

    "Oh, all right," Rainbow agreed...reluctantly. Soon they were making their way up the mountain when Rarity remembered something.

    "I hear my only thing that sparkles more than a dragon's scales are the jewels they use to build their nests," Rarity told the group, "Ooo, if I play my cards right, I might be able to convince him to part with a few." Pinkie, who was a pace ahead of her, turned around.

    "Welcome to my cave Rarity," Pinkie replied, imitating a dragon, "Care for a diamond?" Pinkie than tried to give a menacing roar. Rarity, Pinkie, Applejack, and Rainbow all laughed until Twilight pushed herself between them.

    "Girls! This is no laughing matter!" Twilight retorted as she pulled ahead of them, "Fluttershy, you're the expert on wild creatures. What do you think the dragon will be like? Fluttershy?" Everyone looked down to see that Fluttershy was just hiding inside of the bushes. Mario was just outside of the bush, trying to convince Fluttershy to come out.

    "Hey! What are you waiting for?" Rainbow shouted from above, "An invitation?"

    "If you're the one sending it, I'll decline," Mario muttered quietly to avoid being heard.

    "Ooo, I think I have one in my bag!" Pinkie replied, not even realizing the sarcasm in Rainbow's voice. Rainbow and Rarity were then blasted in the face with some of her pop whistles and cheering sound effects.

    "I-it's so...so...steep," Fluttershy quivered.

    "Well it is a cliff," said Rainbow in a snarky tone, "You could just, oh, I don't know, fly up here?" Mario gritted his teeth a bit before releasing a long breath to keep his temper in check.

    "Come on, Fluttershy, you can do it," said Pinkie, "You can do it. Flap those wings!"

    "Finally some actual encouragement," Mario said, feeling a little better.

    "Oh...okay," said Fluttershy as she slowly opened her wings and began to hover upwards. She couldn't help but give a soft cry as she slowly but surely rose higher into the air. The dragon then gave a loud snore. Fluttershy whined as her wings automatically closed up and she dropped down like a rock. Mario gasped.

    "I gotcha, I gotcha! Oomph!" Mario jumped up and caught her, but they both ended up in the bushes.

    "Augh," Rainbow groaned aloud as she covered her eyes in annoyance. Fluttershy tried to reopen her wings, but her fear had caused them to stay tucked in and she couldn't get them to budge.

    "Ugh, we don't have time for this," Twilight added impatiently when Applejack opened her saddle bag, "What are you doing?" Applejack had grabbed Twilight's map to examine it.

    "I'll need this if I'm going to take her around the mountain another way," Applejack explained. Rainbow gave another loud groan.

    "Around that mountain?" Rainbow retorted, "That's going to take them forever." Applejack was already making her way down the mountain. Mario was with Fluttershy as she continued tried to try an reopen her wings. Fluttershy squealed lightly as she tried harder when the dragon gave a loud snore. Fluttershy then made a goat bleat and passed out like a dog trying to play dead.

    (Insert favorite "lose a life fanfare")

    "Don't worry Twi," said Applejack from the bottom of the mountain, "We'll be there lickety-split."

    "Umm, AJ," said Mario, "I'm way faster and I could..."

    "I'll do this," said Applejack firmly, "You catch up with the rest of the group."

    "But..."

    "No questions asked! Now shoo!" Applejack interrupted.

    "Oh, fine!" said Mario, already feeling irritated, "but I'm going up my way." Mario then used his magic to set up what appeared to be some target patterned trampolines. One was the ground and the others were in midair. Once he lined them up, he walked over to the first one and slammed his back end into it. The trampoline sent him flying as he curled up and bounced from one trampoline to the next. Within a couple of seconds he reached the top of the cliff, and his friends arrived a bit later. Mario was just reclining against a rock reading a book when they arrived.

    "What took you so long?" He teased, only to get a dirty glare from the other mares. As they waited for Applejack and Fluttershy to arrive, Rainbow just cruised the air impatiently while Twilight paced back and forth in the same manner. Mario just sat quietly alone at the location Applejack should meet up with the group. Pinkie and Rarity had found a way to entertain themselves by playing tic-tac-toe in the soft dirt.

    "Whoo-hoo! I win again!" Pinkie cheered.

    "Ugh, that's thrity-five games in a row," Rarity groaned before perking back up, "Best out of seventy one?" Just than a rather exhausted orange pony arrived. She had tied Fluttershy's tail around her head like a band. Poor Fluttershy was still knocked out as Applejack dragged her into view.

    "We. Made. It." Applejack reported panting heavily as she plopped down to rest.

    "Told you it was going to take them forever," Rainbow told Twilight in an "I told you so" tone.

    "It wouldn't have if I had carried her up," said Mario, "But AJ insisted..."

    "I...have...no...regrets," Applejack said proudly, but still exhausted.

    "You know AJ," said Mario, "You could have just carried Fluttershy on your back. It would have been alot easier than dragging her through the dirt." Applejack eyes bugged out before she groaned and covered her eyes in embarrassment. Mario just rolled his eyes before looking into his saddle bag and pulled out a green and white spotted mushroom.

    "Where did you get that?" Twilight asked.

    "I grow them myself," Mario said, "They have special healing properties and they can revive passed out ponies." Mario walked over and placed the mushroom inside of Fluttershy's mouth.

    (insert favorite "extra life" fanfare) Fluttershy shot up wide awake.

    "Huh...wuh..what happened?" she asked startled. Then the dragon snored again and Fluttershy squeaked. Mario caught her before she passed out again.

    "Easy Fluttershy," said Mario, "Just calm down okay." Fluttershy just trembled a bit, but felt a little better that her "big brother" was looking out for her. He turned to the group.

    "She's fine," said Mario, "Once Applejack is ready, we can move out." The other ponies just exchanged looks as Rainbow rolled her eyes. Mario didn't resist giving the blue Pegasus a death glare as he held Fluttershy for comfort.

    Later on, the seven ponies reached a particular area that required them to cross a very steep chasm. Rainbow didn't waste time showing off by jumping and using her wings to glide across with ease. Twilight and Rarity soon followed her across without a problem. Applejack and Pinkie did the same. Fluttershy was too afraid to try and gulped.

    "You're turn, Fluttershy," Twilight called out.

    "But...it's so...wide..." Fluttershy stuttered.

    "Come on, Fluttershy, we should be much further along by now," Twilight protested.

    "You could just leap on over," Applejack pointed out.

    "I-" Fluttershy was cut off as the dragon snored again and she squatted down fearfully.

    "I don't know," she finally said. Twilight and Applejack just shook their heads.

    "There's nothing to be afraid of," Pinkie replied, "it's just a hop, skip, and a jump, see?" She made a demonstration when Mario felt something familiar was about to happen.

    "Oh...here we go..." Mario groaned, rolling his eyes. Pinkie began to sing.

    It's not very far
    Just move your little rump
    You can make it if you try with a hop, skin, and jump

    "We don't have time for this," said Twilight and Rainbow rolled her eyes in agreement. Pinkie just continued, hoping across the chasm again and again.

    A hop, skip, and jump,
    Just move your little rump,
    A hope skip, and jump,
    A hope skip, and jump,
    A hope skip, and jump,
    A hope skip, and jump,
    A hope skip, and jump!

    Eventually Fluttershy couldn't help but smile. Pinkie's little demonstration made the jump look much easier than she had thought.

    "O-okay," said Fluttershy, "Here I go. A Hop." Fluttershy did a small hop.

    "That's it," Applejack called out.

    "You've got it," said Twilight.

    "Almost there," Rarity added.

    "Skip," said Fluttershy and went to take a leap. Mario smiled excitedly.

    "Just don't look down," Twilight shouted. Mario flinched when he heard that. Fluttershy froze in mid-air, looked down, whined, and lost her balance and tumbled...into the edge of the other side. Apparently the chasm she was afraid of jumping over was only three feet wide. While short in distance, it was still a very long drop if you mess up the timing of your jump. Fluttershy's hind legs stood at the edge of one end while her front legs were on the other. She couldn't move.

    "Ugh," Rainbow groaned as he got behind Fluttershy and was going to shove her to the other side. Twilight and Rarity had grabbed Fluttershy's front hooves and pulled her forward to the other side. Since Rainbow as still pushing, she collided with Fluttershy and the yellow Pegasus ended up sitting right on top of her.

    "I guess I forgot to jump," said Fluttershy sheepishly as Mario landed next to her.

    "It's not your fault Fluttershy," said Mario, "Someone forgot the golden rule when it comes to crossing chasms or bridges that are high up!" Twilight looked puzzled until she realized what Mario was saying.

    "Oh right, heh, never...tell them to not look down...cause...they will," Twilight replied sheepishly. Rainbow just rolled her eyes as Mario helped Fluttershy get off her back. Then they reached a certain point along the trail Twilight brought everyone to a stop.

    "Let's keep it down," Twilight whispered, "According to the map, we're entering an avalanche zone. The slightest peep could cause a huge rock slide."

    "Ooo...I have bad feeling about this," Mario mouthed fearfully. Fluttershy was already terrified.

    "An...an ava...ava..."

    "Shhh!" Twilight hissed as Fluttershy closed her mouth. Now everyone was on edge as they made their way down the path as quietly as they could. Then Applejack bumped a nearby tree causing it to release a pair of leaves. One of those leaves landed right on Fluttershy's flank.

    "AVALA-!" she jumped in shock as Applejack shoved a hoof into her mouth. Fluttershy's shriek echoed throughout the area. For a few seconds nothing happened and they all released a collective sigh. Suddenly, the ground began to rumble and a few pebbles started to come tumbling down. Soon those rocks got bigger. Mario's felt his heart drop to his tail.

    "Avalanche!" They all cried out and screamed as they dashed about, well Rainbow flew, to dodge and avoid getting crushed. There were several close calls for everypony. Mario used his spin jump to smash some large rocks before they could crush himself or his friends. Soon there were too many rocks for him to smash and he could only dodge. The timing couldn't have been worse.

    "Oh no! Help!" Twilight cried out as the large rocks overwhelmed her. Mario tried to find her, but the large rocks kept blocking his way. Then a large rock was about to fall right on top of her.

    "Ooh!" Twilight grunted as Applejack pushed her out of the way just in time to prevent the pony from becoming a unicorn pizza. Eventually the rocks settled down and everyone was coughing from all the dust.

    "Oh my!" said Applejack as the coughing settled, "Everypony okay?"

    "Thanks to you I am," said Twilight, giving Applejack a friendly head rub to say thank you.

    "Eugh. Blech," Rarity retorted as her fur was covered in dust. She quickly shook about to clean it off, but got Pinkie dirty in the process.

    "Whoo-hoo! Let's do it again!" Pinkie proposed, not caring she was all dirty.

    "Let's not," said Mario as he helped Fluttershy to her hooves and breathed a long sigh of relief.

    "Uh! This is why a girl always packs extra accessories," said Rarity as she wrapped her scarf around her neck, "Oh please tell me I brought the tiara that goes with this."

    "Uh, think we got bigger problems than making sure our hair bows match our horseshoes," said Rainbow as she pointed towards the now large pile of dirt and rock blocking their path. Fluttershy just sighed sadly. She didn't need Rainbow's death glare to know this was her fault.

    "Sorry," she said sadly.

    "Aw, no big whoop, sugarcube," said Applejack with a sympathetic smile.

    "Yeah," Twilight added, "We'll just have to...climb over." Twilight gave a sigh.

    "Not necessarily," said Mario as he walked up to the mess, "In my studies, hedgehogs can burrow while in their curled up state. One shortcut coming right up." Mario began to spin about to charge up.

    "No!" Twilight protested and made him uncurl and land on his stomach, "It's too risky!"

    "I can find a stable spot!" Mario protested.

    "It's not worth the risk," Twilight shot back. Mario could feel his temper reaching it's limit.

    "Whatever," he muttered as they began to climb over the hill. Fluttershy was in the back with Rainbow hovering over her. It seemed that every time Fluttershy slipped and whimpered, Rainbow would just roll her eyes and grunt in annoyance. Mario had had enough.

    "That does it!" Mario yelled angrily, "I've had it up to here with your attitude Rainbow Dash! If you're not going to help Fluttershy, then just go ahead of us! I'll make sure she gets over this hill in one piece." Rainbow just kept glaring before she did fly ahead of them. Things were fairly quiet after that once they reached the top. Twilight had already gotten to the bottom as they other ponies carefully made their way down. Mario held Fluttershy by the side so he could keep her from sliding down if she lost her footing. Fluttershy did slip, but she slid down too fast for Mario to hold her back and came sliding down with her. They collided with Rarity and then Applejack before crashing at the bottom of the hill.

    "Wha! Wha..." Applejack spluttered.

    "My apologies," said Rarity.

    "Not your fault," said Rainbow, glaring at Fluttershy again, who simply whimpered sadly.

    "GRRR!" Mario growled at Rainbow as she flew over to Twilight with a sigh.

    "Still think it was a good idea to bring Fluttershy along?" Rainbow asked again in annoyance.

    "We're about to find out," Twilight answered, "We're here," There before them was a large cave where the dragon was apparently sleeping in. Twilight looked afraid but her fear was soon replaced with a face of determination.

    "Rainbow Dash, use your wings to clear the smoke," Twilight instructed.

    "Mm-hmm," Rainbow replied.

    "Rarity and Pinkie Pie, you'll create a diversion to distract the dragon in case things get a little hairy in there," Twilight said next. Pinkie and Rarity exchanged some smiles when Pinkie zipped away and started squeaking a ribbon chicken in her mouth. Rarity just made a face that said "okay..." and Twilight just looked a bit stunned before recomposing herself.

    "Applejack, you're ready with the apples in case he decides to attack," Twilight continued as Applejack bucked two apples into a nearby tree for practice, "But it shouldn't come to that, because Fluttershy and Mario will do what they need to do to wake him up, and between the three of us, we should be able to get him to understand why he needs to go. Is everypony ready?" Fluttershy just ducked and trembled fearfully while the other ponies gave their confirmation that they were ready to go.

    "Okay then, we're goin' in," said Twilight as she headed right into the cave she was about a few yards inside when she asked, "So, what is the best way to wake up a dragon without upsetting him? Fluttershy? Mario?" She turned to see that neither of them had followed.

    "Oh come on!" Twilight retorted annoyed as she found Mario trying to get Fluttershy to come, but the poor Pegasus had buried her head into some of the dirt and wouldn't move.

    "Come on!" Twilight grunted as she tried to push Fluttershy forward, "We have to do this! Now! Every second longer that dragon sleeps is another acre of Equestria that is covered in smoke!" One by one the other mares lined up behind Fluttershy to make her move forward, but she held her ground. Pinkie was the last to get behind everypony, but all she did was laugh and hugged Applejack, who was at the back of the line.

    "I...I...I can't go in the cave," said Fluttershy sadly.

    "UGH!" All the ponies behind her groaned and fell into their backs.

    "Oh great," Rainbow grumbled, "She's scared of caves now, too."

    "I'm not scared of caves," said Fluttershy, "I'm scared of..." The last word was mumbled so softly that no pony could hear her.

    "What's that, sugarcube?" Applejack asked curiously.

    "I'm scared of..." Fluttershy still could say that last word.

    "What?" Twilight asked.

    "I'm scared of dragons!" Fluttershy blurted out. Then the dragon gave another snore and blasted the seven ponies with smoke. Pinkie squealed as the smoke made them all cough. Once it cleared, Fluttershy was hiding behind Applejack again.

    "But Fluttershy," said Twilight, "You have a wonderful talent dealing with all kinds of animals."

    "Yes, but they are not dragons," said Fluttershy.

    "Oh come on!" Rainbow retorted indignantly, "We've seen you walk right up to a horrible manticore like it was nothing."

    "Rainbow actually had a decent point...for once," Mario added, not hiding his sarcasm.

    "Yes, because he wasn't a dragon," said Fluttershy.

    "Spike is a dragon," Pinkie pointed out from behind her, "You're not scared of him."

    "That is true," said Mario in agreement.

    "Yes, because he's not a huge, gigantic, terrifying, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp-scale having, horn wearing, smoke-snoring, could eat a pony in one bite, totally all grown up dragon!" The dragon gave a loud snore. Fluttershy whimpered as she shuddered low to the ground.

    "But if you're so afraid of dragons, why didn't you say something before we all came up here?" Twilight asked.

    "I was afraid to," said Fluttershy sadly.

    "Ugh!" Rainbow just groaned again. Mario felt his temper reach its limit.

    "All of us are scared of that dragon," said Applejack sympathetically, preventing Mario from speaking at the moment.

    "I'm not," Rainbow said smugly, earning plenty of death glares.

    "Almost all of us are scared of that dragon," Applejack continued, "but we've got a job to do. So, get in there with Twilight and Mario, and show them what you're made of." Fluttershy just stood a bit, but lowered her head sadly.

    "I-I-I just...can't," said Fluttershy and walked sadly away.

    "Oh Fluttershy," said Twilight quietly as Fluttershy disappeared. Mario just walked forward a bit to watch Fluttershy disappear in the horizon.

    "Hmph," said Mario definitively, "I don't blame her one bit for walking away."

    "What are you talking about?" Twilight asked as the others gave him puzzled looks.

    "Well as far as I'm concerned, no pony would listen to her," said Mario, "I found out that Fluttershy was in the park before us. She tried to tell Pinkie and Rainbow about the smoke and was ignored every time!" Pinkie just looked ashamed and Rainbow just rolled her eyes at him.

    "She wasn't afraid to tell you about being scared of dragons, Twilight," Mario added sternly, "You were too busy discussing your brilliant plan and reading a map to listen to her either. You all ignored her when she was trying to speak. I'll take some the blame for that too since I didn't know about this until later. But my point is that speaking up isn't one of Fluttershy's strengths, but that doesn't give any pony the right to ignore her or tune her out!" The other ponies looked down at the ground in agreement. Rainbow didn't seem to care.

    "AS FOR YOU!" thundered Mario and pointing a hoof at Rainbow, "You've been worse! Not only did you ignore her, but you've been grumbling and complaining about her all day! Treating her like she's nothing but a burden to the rest of us! I know for a fact you've known her far longer than the rest of us and if this is how you've been treating her all these years, it's no wonder she's got no confidence in herself! Some element of loyalty you are!" Rainbow was taken aback by Mario's harsh words and just looked away without saying another word. Mario just breathed loudly. His anger still livid as Twilight walked up to him.

    "Look, we can discuss this and apologize to Fluttershy later," said Twilight, "Right now, we still have to figure out how to deal with that dragon. Mario, can you calm down enough to help me try to persuade him to leave? You're the only one besides Fluttershy who has studied Dragon dialect." Mario just released a long breath.

    "Okay," he said calmly. Twilight gave him a smile as they headed into the cave together.

    "We're goin' in," said Twilight, "He...probably just doesn't realize what he's doing...right?" The other ponies just agreed nervously as they stuck their heads in from outside before disappearing.

    "Love that moral support," Mario muttered as they reached their target. The dragon was definitely huge and Rarity had been on point about it using a huge collection of jewels as its nest.

    "Mr. Dragon," said Twilight gently. Her only response was a rumble from him.

    "Excuse me," Twilight tried again, but all she got was another rumble.

    "Wakey, wakey, eggs and hey-bacy!" Mario tried, earning a indifferent look from Twilight. Mario just smiled sheepishly.

    "Mr. Dragon," said Twilight a little more firmly. The dragon rumbled again as he opened his eyes and just looked at the two.

    "Oh good, you're awake," said Twilight, "Please allow me to introduce ourselves. My name is Twilight..." Then the Dragon gave a loud yawn. Twilight and Mario cringed in disgust.

    "Ew...where's a breath mint when you need one," Mario muttered as he held his nose.

    "Augh! Puh! Sparkle," Twilight continued, covering her nose until the stench subsided, "and my friends and I are residents in Equestria. Ponyville, to be exact. We've come here to ask that you find another spot to take your nap. It's just that you seem to be doing an awful lot of snoring, and every time you do, you send out a terrible cloud of smoke." The dragon just snorted, releasing more smoke on both Twilight and Mario, making them both cough.

    "Equestria simply cannot survive a hundred years in a dark haze," Mario continued for Twilight once the smoke had settled, "You understand, don't you?" The dragon simply sat up and gave a loud yawn and a stretch.

    "So you'll find another place to sleep?" Twilight asked hopefully. The dragon then laid back down with a loud thump and snorted again, covering the two ponies with smoke. Then it sent another blast that covered the other ponies in smoke. Everyone was in a coughing fit as Twilight and Mario found their way out. Well, Twilight only came out.

    "Where's Mario?" Twilight asked.

    "Alright listen up," said Mario sternly from inside the cave, "We tried to be nice to you about this, but nobody ignores me or my friends! You're causing smoke and we're not going to suffer from it just because you need your beauty sleep. So get off your big pile of scales and go sleep somewhere else! You hear me!" The other ponies were stunned at how assertive Mario was.

    "Now that's persuasion!" Rainbow said impressed.

    BURP! The cave then light up.

    "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

    Mario walked out with an indignant look on his face. The five ponies cringed when they saw Mario. He looked like he had fallen on top of someone's rotisserie grill.

    "You girls mind if I smoke?" he asked bluntly as he stood before them.

    "Actually, smoking is very bad for your health," Pinkie replied, "especially second hand smoke, which can cause..."

    "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Mario bellowed at the top of his lungs when another blast of smoke hit them, sending them into coughing fits again.

    "So much for...persuading him," Rainbow coughed as the smoke settled.

    "Now what?" Applejack asked as Rarity cleared her throat.

    "Obviously, this situation just calls for a little "pony charm". Allow me," said Rarity as she entered the cave and went right up to the dragon. She cleared her throat, "I'm so sorry to interrupt. But I couldn't possibly head back home without mentioning what handsome scales you have. And those have to be hidden away in some silly cave for a hundred years?" The dragon began to flex it scale and grin to himself, clearly charmed at Rarity's words. As Rarity spoke, she began to walk about the jewels and started putting some of them on.

    "Personally, I think you should skip the snoozing and be out there, showing them off," Rarity continued. The dragon stood tall, feeling persuaded to do so.

    "I would be more than happy to keep an eye on your jewels while you're gone." Rarity ruined the moment as the Dragon growled and pulled all his jewels away from her. Rarity screamed as the dragon appeared to try and swipe her as she dashed away. When she took off, all the jewels she was wearing were left behind and he grabbed them with his large claw.

    Back outside, Rarity was most upset as she leaned against a large rock.

    "I was this close to getting that diamond," she fumed.

    "You mean...getting rid of that dragon?" Twilight retorted indignantly as Mario glared at her.

    "Oh, yeah...sure," said Rarity passively. Mario just rolled his eyes and shook his head at her. Then Pinkie appeared wearing a combination of a birthday package, balloons, and a horn in her mouth.

    "What in tarnation?" Applejack exclaimed at the sight. Pinkie just blew her horn again.

    "Darling, you look ridiculous," Rarity added.

    "Exactly!" said Pinkie, "Sharing a laugh is a sure-fire way to get someone on your side!" Pinkie bounced her way inside. It was only seconds later...

    CRASH!

    Pinkie than limped out, balloons popped, package damaged, and even her horn was busted.

    "Apparently he doesn't like laughing, heh," said Pinkie sheepishly, "or sharing."

    "All right, that's it," said Rainbow angrily, "We tried persuasion, aggressive negotiation, charm, and whatever it is Pinkie does..." Pinkie just blew her busted horn.

    "...it's time to stop wasting time!" Rainbow concluded, "I'm going in!" Rainbow then flew quickly inside the cave.

    "Rainbow, no!" Twilight called out.

    "Get back here!" Mario yelled, but their cries fell on deaf ears. Rainbow zoomed right up the dragon.

    "Get! Out!" Rainbow shouted and kicked the dragon square in the nose. The dragon woke up, gave a light sneeze and growled at Rainbow. Rainbow's determination melted faster than a scoop of ice cream in summer time.

    "Heh. Sorry," said Rainbow sheepishly. The dragon roared sending Rainbow flying backwards at high speed curled up into a ball.

    "Who-o-o-o-a!"

    STRIKE!

    And she ten-pined everypony outside the cave. Sadly Mario was the headpin. They all got up, feeling rather dazed until they saw the giant dragon above them. The dragon roared and everyone just screamed as they hugged each other in terror. The dragon then gave another roar, sending a fast current of smoke at them.

    "No!" Mario cried out and tried to raise a shield to block the gust, but he was too late. He and everyone else was sent colliding with a nearby rock crag. The impact was so strong that the crag fell apart, revealing Fluttershy hiding behind it. Apparently she hadn't gone back home at all, but rather just went somewhere to hide. Once she saw her hiding place was destroyed, she looked in shock. First she saw the Dragon, who was glaring at her and the rest of the ponies. Then she saw her friends, who were all dazed and bemused as they gave a loud moan from the attack. Then Fluttershy felt something inside of her burning inside of her.

    Fluttershy was angry.

    "How dare you," she said in her usual tone, but then her voice got louder and her face grew stern as she rose into the air, "How DARE you!" Fluttershy then flew right up the dragons nose and landed on it.

    "Listen here, mister," she said sternly as she got into the dragon's right eye and stared into it, "Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully! You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not- I repeat- You do not! Hurt! My! Friends! You got that?" Her tone was so stern that all the dragon could say to reply was a whimper and he cowered back at her stern glare. The other ponies, who had recovered somewhat, were in shock at seeing Fluttershy so assertive.

    "Well?" Fluttershy demanded, wanting an explanation as she hovered above him like a mother scolding a child.

    "But that rainbow one kicked me," the dragon protested feebly. Rainbow just smiled to herself and nodded.

    "And I'm very sorry about that," said Fluttershy, leaving Rainbow stunned, "But you're bigger then she is and you should know better. You should also know better than to take a nap where your snoring can become a health hazard to other creatures."

    "But I-"

    "Don't you "but I" me, mister," said Fluttershy, going into full mother mode on him and continuing to stare him down, "Now what do you have to say for yourself? I said, what do you have to say for yourself?" All the dragon could do was whimper and he began to cry. The other ponies just watched Fluttershy in amazement. They didn't seem to mind getting wet by the dragon's tears. Pinkie somehow pulled out a umbrella hat for her head.

    "There, there. No need to cry. You're not a bad dragon, you just made a bad decision," said Fluttershy as she made her way back down to the ground, "Now go pack your things. You just need to find a new place to sleep. That's all." The other ponies cheered as Fluttershy landed as they gathered around her.

    "You did it!" said Twilight, "I knew you could do it!"

    "Bravo Fluttershy, bravo!" said Mario, clapping his hooves for her. It was then the dragon made his way out of the cave and flew away to find a new place to sleep. With their mission complete, they returned home. But not before giving Fluttershy an apology. While Rainbow denied it, she did shed a tear or two apologizing herself. Apologies were exchanged between Mario and Rainbow and all was good between the seven ponies once more.

    Back at the library, Angel was still giving Spike a hard time as the dragon continued to chase the bunny about.

    "I said come back here!" Spike snapped and finally grabbed Angel by the foot, "Ooh! How does Fluttershy put up with you furry little things." As Spike dangled Angel by the foot, he squirmed constantly to try and get away.

    "Spike," Twilight called out with Mario at her side, "take a letter."

    "With pleasure," said Spike with a sigh as he dropped Angel on his head.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight recited aloud,

    "We are happy to report that the dragon has departed our fair country, and it was our good friend Fluttershy, who convinced him to go. This adventure has taught us to never lose faith in your friends. They can be an amazing source of strength, and can help you overcome even your greatest fears.

    Always your faithful students,
    Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star."

    "Twilight! Mario!" Applejack called out from outside as Twilight finished reciting the letter. She and Mario opened the nearby window to find Rainbow bouncing her ball on her head again.

    "You gotta see this!" Applejack called again, "She's just five away from a new pony record."

    "Three hundred forty-seven, three hundred forty-eight..."

    "ROAR!"

    "Dragon!" Rainbow shouted in fright, lost her ball, and with the sound of a goat bleat, played dead. They all laughed and Mario snapped a picture of Rainbow in her fright shock.

    "I captured a Podak moment!" he shouted as they continued to laugh. Rainbow then rose to her feet in panic.

    "Why are you laughing?" she asked as she panted, "That awful dragon is back!" Pinkie came up to her and gave her another roar. Rainbow then realized she had been tricked.

    "Pinkie pie, you scared me!" Rainbow retorted and then realized what she had just said, "I mean, uh, you...broke my concentration." Fluttershy then hovered above her.

    "It's okay, Rainbow Dash," said Fluttershy as she gave Rainbow a pat on the back, "Not everypony can be as brave as me." Rainbow snorted as she blew a falling leaf away from her. That leaf floated and landed right on Fluttershy's back end.

    "EEP!" Fluttershy screamed, made a goat bleat, and was now playing dead once again. The other ponies just laughed. They loved Fluttershy. No matter how high-sprung or timid she was, they knew she could be brave when it mattered the most.

    Besides, Mario had plenty of green and white mushrooms to revive her.

    In case you don't get this joke. Farrah Fawcett was one of the original members of the TV show, Charlie's Angels. She was also a blonde. Applejack has a blonde mane.

    Sorry if Mario seemed a bit short tempered, but when I first saw this episode, I hated how rude and insensitive Rainbow Dash was to Fluttershy's timid nature. Someone needed to put Rainbow's attitude in check.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    9. Look Before You Sleep

    Look Before You Sleep

    Pony's Log Number 108: I know they say opposite personalities are suppose to work well together, but when they clash...it's a war...

    What started as a clear blue sky soon turned into dark grey clouds as the pegasi were hard at work bringing over a much needed rain storm to Ponyville. Ponies were gathering as many loose and torn branches from the trees to prevent any damages or safety risks as the storm made its way through the town. Applejack and Rarity were working together to clear out some nearby trees. At least they were supposed to. For the moment, Rarity seemed to be trimming and mending some of the broken and torn branches. She even trimmed some of the leaves into the shapes of ponies doing majestic poses.

    "Hmm. Haa! Perfect," said Rarity, satisfied with her work until Applejack lassoed the branch and tore it down, ruining all her hard work.

    "Just take the broken limbs down, Rarity," said Applejack annoyingly, "Don't y'all care about nothin' other than prettifyin?"

    "Somepony has to," said Rarity indignantly, "You were making an absolute mess of the town square, Applejack." Rarity tilted her head to the ground that was now loaded with torn twigs and branches.

    "Yeah, well, the storm's gonna make an even bigger mess if we don't prune all these loose branches so they don't tumble down on anypony." Rarity just huffed as the Pegasus ponies above her continued to fill the sky with more and more dark rain clouds.

    "I simply cannot imagine why the Pegasus ponies would schedule a dreadful downpour this evening and ruin what could have been a glorious sunny day," Rarity remarked. Applejack just sighed and she continued to work.

    "Think more practical-like, will ya?" Applejack replied, "They accidentally skipped a scheduled sprinkle last week, so we need a doozy of a downpour to make up for it all." It was just than the rain began to come down.

    "Oh no!" Rarity exclaimed, "My wonderfully styled mane shall be ruined!"

    "Ya shoulda hurried up and finished the job already," Applejack pointed out, but Rarity was pacing about trying to minimize the amount of water hitting her mane. But the rain just began to fall faster and in large drops.

    "Oh! Ah! Oh! Ph!" Rarity squirmed, "It's coming down too fast! Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah! Help me!" Applejack just watched her for a moment before she noticed a nearby picnic table.

    "Uh, there," Applejack pointed out the table to Rarity, "Hunker down to yer heart's content whilst I finish things." Rarity raced towards the picnic table and was about to duck under when she found that underneath the table was a huge puddle of mud.

    "Oh, no, no, no!" Rarity panted.

    "What now?" Applejack asked as she walked over to her.

    "I prefer not to get my hooves muddy," said Rarity.

    "Guh," Applejack groaned aloud, "There is just no pleasin' ya, is there? Everything's got to be just so."

    "Well, how does muddying my hooves serve any useful purpose," Rarity retorted with a scowl as she turned to face the orange pony.

    "Y'all wouldn't know useful if it came up and bit'cha," Applejack replied irritably. Rarity gave a haughty laugh.

    "That doesn't even make any sense," Rarity answered.

    "Does so," said Applejack.

    "Does not," Rarity retorted.

    "Does so."

    "Does not."

    "Does so."

    "Does not."

    "Does so infinity. Hah!" Applejack shot out, leaning forward.

    "Does no infinity plus one. Heh!" Rarity retorted, leaning forward and made Applejack back away, "What say we go our separate ways before one of us says something she will regret." The two friends glared at each other.

    "I reckon y'all are gonna say something you'll regret first," said Applejack.

    "Oh the contrary, I believe it shall most certainly be you who says something you will regret first," said Rarity.

    "I'm not sayin' anything," Applejack replied in a definitive tone.

    "Nor am I," said Rarity in the same tone.

    "Y'all just be on yer way, then," Applejack said firmly.

    "After you!" Rarity added as they glared at each other and slowly backed away from each other.

    KA-BOOM!

    Just then a loud crack of thunder hit the sky, sending both ponies into each other's front hooves as they trembled fearfully.

    "Perhaps we should stick together for now and find some shelter," said Rarity nervously.

    "Uh-huh, perhaps we should," added Applejack, "and fast." The two continued to hold each other fearfully as the rain around them continued to fall.

    (theme song)

    The rain quickly picked up its pace, as well as the winds, and Applejack had ducked under the picnic table to try and keep dry.

    "Heh," she chuckled, "Nice and dry under here, sorta." That was when she noticed that her hooves were covered in thick mud. Rarity had decided to stay out in the open trying to find a better, or at least cleaner, shelter.

    "Oh! Unacceptable," said Rarity as her efforts proved futile. That was when she heard something faint in the distance.

    "Applejack! Rarity!" the voice called out as it grew louder, "Applejack! Rarity!" Rarity turned to see that it was Twilight calling out to them. Her door was open as she stood outside of the library and her home.

    "Come inside girls, quick," Twilight told them. Applejack and Rarity wasted no time heading towards Twilight. Along the way in the distance was a small house that nearly stood just a few steps away from the library. Such a background house shouldn't matter, but this one had some importance, even if it was ignored by both girls.

    That was Mario's house.

    Getting back on track, Rarity wasted no time rushing inside when Applejack came to a stop outside the door.

    "Whoa, nelly," Applejack said with concern, "Is inside a tree really the best place to be in a lightning storm?"

    "It is if you have a magical lightning rod protecting your home like Mario and I do," said Twilight proudly, "Come on in."

    "Hah! We are most grateful for your invitation," said Rarity gratefully.

    "Thank ya kindly for yer hospitality," said Applejack as she made her way inside, until Rarity held a fore-hoof to stop her from going past the welcome mat.

    "Uh, do be a polite house guest and go wash up please, won't you?" Rarity said plainly. Applejack looked at her hooves and remembered that they were full of mud. She even made some hoof prints as she walked inside. While it would be considered rude to walk about someone else's home with muddy hooves, being told by Rarity to wash up clearly rubbed the orange pony's mane the wrong way.

    "If I gotta spend one more second with that fussbudget Rarity today," Applejack grumbled as she went to wash off her hooves, "I can't be held responsible for what I'm gonna do."

    "Some storm, huh," Twilight asked cheerfully as she spoke to Rarity, "The Pegasus ponies sure have outdone themselves this time. I hope you and Applejack don't have any trouble getting home."

    "It may indeed be a problem," said Rarity as she noticed the heavy rain outside.

    "Well, you're welcome to stay if need be," said Twilight, "Spike is away in Canterlot on royal business. Mario is busy working on his first book at his home, a collection of short stories I believe."

    "What kind of stories if I might ask?" Rarity wondered curiously.

    "I think they had to do with talking locomotives or something," said Twilight, "but the stories have lessons on friendship and teamwork in them. I'm home all alone tonight," Twilight then gasped excitedly, "You and Applejack should totally sleep over! We'll have a slumber party! I've always wanted one of those."

    "Oh! Uh, goodness," said Rarity uncertainly with a nervous laugh. She had nothing against the idea of a slumber party with Twilight at all. It was more over a certain orange pony that kind of made the idea less appealing, "Uh, I do believe I have another engagement scheduled for this evening that completely slipped my mind until just now. Ah silly me, I can't possibly stay here all night - with Applejack." Rarity looked out the window and Applejack used Twilight's garden hose to wash her hooves off, but Applejack ended up having trouble getting the water to flow, even spraying her face before she got the hose to cooperate with her. Twilight didn't seem to be listening as she searched her shelves and presented Rarity with a book.

    "Slumber 101: All you've Ever Wanted to Know About Slumber Parties But Were Afraid To Ask," Rarity read aloud.

    "My own personal copy," said Twilight excitedly, "it's a fantastic reference guide. You should see the table of contents. I've been waiting for a chance to use it, and today is the day! This is gonna be so great." Twilight clapped her hooves excitedly. Rarity just gave a sheepish smile as she glanced at Applejack outside.

    "Yes, uh, great," said Rarity with a nervous laugh.

    It wasn't much longer before Applejack arrived inside, her hooves still wet but now sparkly clean. She was feeling pleased with herself until she gasped at what she saw before her. Apparently Rarity and Twilight were sitting on some pillows plastering some sort of mint green goop on each other's faces.

    "What in tarnation..." Applejack exclaimed, "Now wait just a goll-darn minute. Ya make me wash the mud off my hooves, but it's okay for y'all to have mud all over yer faces?"

    "Silly!" Rarity retorted snootily, "This is called a mud mask. It's to refresh and rejuvenate your complexion.

    "We're giving each other makeovers! Eee-hee!" Twilight squealed with delight, "We have to do it. It says so in this book." Twilight then used her magic to bring the book towards Applejack.

    "Slumber 101: Everything You..." Applejack suddenly felt a bit pale. As with Rarity, she had nothing against slumber parties or having one with Twilight. It was more over being stuck with Rarity. However, one could argue at the moment the idea of a facial was clearly out of Applejack's comfort zone and her mind was screaming at her to run.

    "Oh hey, heh, would'ja look at the time," Applejack said sheepishly, but being the element of honestly did make finding an excuse to leave rather difficult, "I gotta skiddadle on home quick. I'm powerful late, for, uh, fer somethin'. Uh g-night." Applejack made a dash for the door when.

    KA-BOOM!

    Applejack cried out and zipped right back to her spot in the room.

    "Or maybe I'll sit here for a spell," Applejack conceded reluctantly. Then Rarity threw a huge glop of cosmetic mud at Applejack's face. The mud splashed all over it as Rarity spread the goop about.

    "Hurray slumber party!" Twilight cheered for joy as Rarity set two cucumber slices over Applejack's eyes.

    "Blahch," Applejack spluttered, "What in the world is this for?" Rarity sighed.

    "To reduce the puffiness around one's eyes, of course," Rarity said as a matter of fact.

    "Puffiness-schmuffiness!" Applejack huffed as she collected both cucumber slices with her tongue and ate them, "That's good eatin'!" Rarity just glared as Applejack chewed loudly.

    "Hee-hee! Isn't this exciting?" Twilight continued, not even noticing the tension building between the two, "We'll do everything by the book, and that will make my slumber party officially fun."

    "Did you hear that Applejack?" Rarity asked innocently, "You certainly would not want to do anything that would ruin Twilight's very first slumber party, would you?" Rarity was clearly trying to make Applejack feel guilty, but the orange pony was having none of it.

    "Of course not, 'n you wouldn't either, I reckon?" Applejack shot back, not afraid to stoop to her level.

    "So do we have an agreement?" Rarity asked plainly.

    "You betcha," said Applejack as she spit on her hoof and held it out for a hoofshake. While such a motion may have been the norm for her family, Rarity was utterly disgusted.

    "Oh! Gross!" Rarity replied at the spit covered hoof, "You know, there's messy and there's just plain rude." Applejack took offense.

    "You know, there's fussy, 'n there's just plain gettin' on my nerves," Applejack answered irritably.

    "Fortunately, I can get along with anypony," said Rarity indignantly, "no matter how difficult she maybe."

    "Oh yeah?" Applejack glared, "Well, I'm the "get-alongin-est" pony you're ever gonna met."

    "That's not even a word," Rarity pointed out.

    This is true. It's even marked as a...but I'm staying out of this...

    The two mares just glared until Twilight appeared above them and pull them both into a group hug.

    "This is going to be the bestest slumber party ever! Yay!" said Twilight excitedly, still too excited to see the growing tension between her two best friends.

    "Yay," Applejack and Rarity said together with no enthusiasm whatsoever.

    As the winds and rain began to howl long into the night, the three girls were continuing with their makeover session.

    "So, how are you getting along there, Applejack?" Rarity asked smugly. All three girls had put rollers into their manes and tails. While Twilight was enjoying it, Applejack was hunched low to ground feeling miserable.

    "Just fine, Rarity," Applejack answered, not hiding her irritation.

    "This is so awesome!" Twilight giggled as she headed over to her own personal checklist and slumber book, "Makeovers, check. Ooh, it says here we have to tell ghost stories. Who wants to go first?" Twilight had used her magic to remove all the curlers out of their manes and tails, much to Applejack's relief.

    "Me!" Applejack volunteered, "I'd like to tell y'all the terrifying tale of the prissy ghost who drove everypony crazy with her unnecessary neatness. Oo-oo!" Applejack moved her fore-hooves in front of her to emphasize the spookiness. "I'm sure y'all are familiar with that one?" Rarity just glared, knowing Applejack was referencing her.

    "Never heard of it," Rarity replied quickly, "but I have a much better one. It's the horrifying story of the messy, inconsiderate ghost who irritated everypony within a hundred miles! Oo-oo!" Now it was Rarity turn to wave her fore-hooves about and Applejack just looked irritated.

    "That's not a real story," said Applejack, "You made it up."

    "It's a ghost story," Rarity said smugly, "they're all made up." That was when there was another clash of thunder outside and all the lights went off. Twilight then reappeared between them holding a green lantern loaded with fireflies inside. The green light made her look more ominous.

    "I've got one!" she said cheerfully before changing her tone to something more spooky, "This story is called The Legend of the Headless Horse..." The thunder clashed again, putting Applejack and Rarity on edge, "It was a dark and stormy night, just like this one. And three ponies were having a slumber party, just like this one..." Another thunder clash appeared, showing the howling rain and the outside of the tree house, as well as a familiar home on its left. Applejack and Rarity were both trembling as Twilight neared the end of her ghost story.

    "...and just when the last pony thought she was safe," Twilight continued in a low voice, "there, standing right behind her, just inches away was - The Headless Horse!"

    "GASP!" Applejack and Rarity said together before another thunder clash sent them screaming as Twilight reappeared with a blanket over her head to make her look headless. Applejack and Rarity screamed and held each other in terror. Twilight just smiled as she rushed back to her book and turned the lights back on.

    "Ghost story, check," Twilight said aloud. Applejack and Rarity looked stunned until they realized they were holding each other and roughly pulled away. Twilight then reappeared between them.

    "Now, who wants s'mores?" Twilight offered. Soon Applejack was standing near the fireplace roosting several marshmallows at once. At a nearby table, Rarity was showing Twilight how to make the perfect s'more. Apparently Twilight had never made one before, even admitting that Mario had tried to teach her, but she had turned him down to study.

    "Then you place one marshmallow on the top of the chocolate," Rarity explained, "and be sure it's centered - that's critical - and then carefully put another perfectly square graham cracker on the top. Ta-da!" Rarity gave a satisfied laugh.

    "Ooo!" said Twilight clearly impressed. Applejack was more annoyed at the orderly display of what was supposed to be a camping style snack.

    "Nah, ya just eat 'em," said Applejack and shoved the whole thing in her mouth, munching it loudly and a little sloppily, "Mmm-mmm!" Rarity just looked annoyed until Applejack gave a loud belch.

    "You could at least say excuse me," said Rarity with a sigh.

    "Aw, I was just about to, but you interrupted me," Applejack replied before she tilted her head towards Rarity and giving her a smug look, "pardon." Twilight just headed over to her book.

    "S'mores, check," said Twilight, "Now the next item of fun we have to do is: Truth or Dare."

    "I dare Applejack to do something carefully and neatly for a change," Rarity proposed.

    "Oh yeah?" Applejack challenged, "Well I dare Rarity ta lighten up and stop obsessin' over every last little detail for a change."

    "I think the truth of the matter is that somepony could stand to pay a little more attention to details," Rarity retorted now glaring at Applejack.

    "And I think the truth is somepony oughta quit with her fussin' so the rest of us can get things done," Applejack replied, returning Rarity's glare. Twilight just watched the two going at it. Feeling a bit worried that the two were going to start a fight, she quickly looked at her book again.

    "Uh, I don't think this is how the game's supposed to work," Twilight pointed out as the flipped through the pages of her book, "You have to give an honest answer to any question or do whatever anypony dares you to do." Applejack and Rarity looked at each other when Applejack got an idea.

    "I dares you to step outside and let your precious, tidy mane get ruined again," said Applejack and Rarity gasped.

    "You have to," said Twilight, "It's the rule."

    "Hah!" Applejack laughed loudly.

    "Fine!" said Rarity with her nose in the air as she stepped outside. Applejack snickered as she heard Rarity cry outside. The orange pony couldn't help but laugh as Rarity returned, her now curly mane was wet and straight. She was also shivering since the rain water was very cold.

    "Okay, I dare Applejack to play dress-up in a frou-frou, glittery, lacy outfit," Rarity proposed as she walked up to the orange pony. Now it was Applejack turn to gasp before she grumbled and found a light blue princess dress, hat, and ribbons to boot. She continued to give an icy glare to Rarity once she had come back.

    "Happy?" she asked.

    "Very," Rarity smirked.

    "Um, do I ever get a turn?" Twilight wondered curiously.

    "I dare ya to enter the next rodeo when it comes to town," Applejack challenged, ignoring Twilight's question.

    "I dare you not to enter the next rodeo when it comes to town," Rarity retorted. Now the two ponies were face to face.

    "I dare ya not to comb your mane a hundred times!"

    "And I dare you to comb yours just once!"

    "Uh, I think we should check off Truth or Dare and move on," said Twilight, realizing that this game wasn't going as planned, "Let's see what our next fun-fun-fun thing is shall we? Hm, what does this mean? Pillow fight?" By now Applejack was out of the dress, and Rarity mane was dry and back into its curly style.

    "Oh, please," said Rarity with an eye roll, "I am not at all interested in participating in something so crude." It was then a pillow hit Rarity in the face. That was all she needed to set her manners aside and a fierce determined glare appeared on her face.

    "Oh. It. Is. ON!" Rarity said darkly as she grabbed a pillow with her mouth and threw it at Applejack, who got one right in the face. Applejack then bucked three pillows right at Rarity and they hit her in the face one after another. (Can you see the 100, 200, and 400 figures rising above her head with each hit?). Rarity narrowed her brow as she sent several pillows at Applejack. Applejack grabbed one of them and sent three pillows at once using a lasso. Rarity glared as she used her magic to freeze the three pillows in motion and held them along side of her before sending them back at high speed. Applejack returned fire. Soon pillows were zipping back and forth between them. Twilight just looked puzzled until she figured it out.

    "Oh, I get it!" Twilight exclaimed, "Pillow, fight! Fun! UGH!" Twilight was soon pelted in the head by not just one, but two pillows. She ended up in a pile of them as she popped her head out of them feeling rather woozy.

    "Ah, Uh, girls?" she said wearily, "Maybe we should take it down a notch?"

    "I will if she will," Applejack called out as she sent out one pillow and dodged another. Rarity gasped as she barely missed getting hit.

    "She started it," Rarity accused and their one on one battle continued until Twilight was buried in a mountain of pillows. Twilight rose out of the pile and spit out some leftover feathers out of her mouth.

    "Maybe we should just call it a night and get some sleep?" Twilight proposed. While there wasn't an answer, the two girls soon complied...bitterly. Within a few minutes, Twilight was asleep in her own bed. Across from her bed was a second bed set up for both Rarity and Applejack since Twilight only had one extra bed. Neither girl was willing to share it quietly.

    "Keep your muddy hooves on your side of the bed," Rarity warned on her end of the bed.

    "My hooves ain't muddy," said Applejack indignantly from her end of the bed.

    "They were," Rarity retorted, "There might still be a little on them."

    "There ain't. See?" said Applejack as she turned to face Rarity and shoved a fore-hoof in her face.

    "Eww!" Rarity groaned and leaned away from it. She turned away angrily and claimed the entire blanket for herself.

    "Now who's bein' inconsiderate?" Applejack shot back as she took the entire blanket and wrapped herself into it like a burrito. Rarity groaned as she got out of the bed and pulled the blanket off of Applejack.

    "I have to make the bed again so the blanket will be right," Rarity told her, "Get up!"

    "Hey!" Applejack grumbled as she was forced to get up and Rarity carefully set the blanket properly on the bed. Applejack just glared and went to get back in.

    "Ah ah ah!" Rarity stopped her, "You'll ruin it. You have to do it like this." Rarity climbed in from the top of her pillow.

    "Mm, uh, ooh, u-u-u-uh, uh, ah," Rarity murmured as she snaked her way down into the blanket and snuggled into it contently. She closed her eyes to relax and sleep. Applejack just looked at her with a bored look.

    "Yeah, that's not gonna happen. Geronimo!" Applejack called out as she jumped high into the air and body slammed into the bed. She sent Rarity flying out and Applejack got the entire blanket to herself.

    "Hey!" Rarity called out.

    "Ah," said Applejack as she relaxed on the bed.

    "You did that on purpose," Rarity accused.

    "Um, yeah?" Applejack admitted shamelessly.

    "Get up so I can fix it again," Rarity ordered.

    "Can't hear ya, I'm asleep," Applejack replied and tried to snore.

    "M-mmm!" Rarity replied as she tried to get Applejack to move.

    "I ain't budgin'," Applejack retorted stubbornly.

    "You will if you want any blankets," Rarity replied as she pulled the blanket off of the orange pony.

    "Give it back!" Applejack demanded angrily.

    "I will not!" said Rarity, her voice muffled with the blanket in her mouth.

    "Yes you will!" said Applejack as she grabbed the other end with her mouth and they were playing tug of war for it.

    "Won't!"

    "Will!"

    "Won't!"

    "Will!"

    "Won't!"

    "Will!"

    "ENOUGH!" Twilight yelled. Apparently, she hadn't been clueless to their arguing and was now very upset as she showed them the slumber book, "It says right here that the number one thing you're supposed to do at a slumber party is have fun, and thank to you two I can't check that off!" The two girls just looked at the book before glaring at each other.

    "I've been tryin' my darndest to get along," Applejack retorted.

    "No, it is I who have been trying my best," Rarity said angrily.

    "No, it was me!"

    "No, it was I!"

    "Me!"

    "I!"

    "I hope you're happy, both of you," Twilight said angrily, "You've ruined my very first slumber party. The makeover, the s'mores, Truth or Dare, the pillow fight...I mean, is there anything else that could possibly go wrong?" It was just then a large bolt of lightning struck a nearby tall but skinny tree, damaging it near the top end, frightening Twilight.

    "Sorry I asked," she said meekly as she hid her nose into her pillow. The three girls soon turned a light to see the tree. They gasped as they saw the burned top of the tree was leaning dangerously forward and could tumble into the top of a house on the right side of Twilight's home.

    "Ya see?" Applejack called out, "That's why we needed to take down all those loose branches in town, not spiffy them up!" Rarity looked rather stunned at being scolded.

    "But I-"

    "Outta my way, missy!" Applejack cut Rarity off, "Time's a-wastin'." Applejack opened the window and use her lasso to grab the top part of the tree and kept it from falling onto the roof of the other house.

    "Wait! Stop! Don't!" Rarity shouted.

    "No waitin'! No stoppin'! Doin!" said Applejack with the rope in her mouth as she pulled the rope hard to make the tree fall the other way, "And that my friends, is what we call gettin' er done." But all Rarity and Twilight could do was cry out when...

    CRASH!

    The top of the tree came flying through the window into the bedroom, leaving Applejack dangling on the rope leading downstairs to the library. It also brought in some of the heavy rain and winds inside Twilight's bedroom.

    "I tried to tell you it would come crashing down in here," Rarity cried out.

    "Well, ya shoulda tried harder," Applejack protested but soon sighed with guilt when she saw Twilight poke out of the tree branches, "I'm mighty sorry, Twilight."

    "It's...well, it's not okay," said Twilight, trying to stay calm but couldn't hide the fact she was upset, "There's a giant tree branch in the middle of my bedroom, and the book doesn't say anything about having a giant tree branch at your slumber party. Or at least I haven't found that entry yet. Ooh...ah!" Twilight began to shuffle through her book. Applejack just looked around when she saw Rarity was cleaning up some items from the bookshelf that had fallen off from the sudden tree branch.

    "What in tarnation are y'all doing over there?" Applejack asked loudly as the rain and the winds picked up and made it hard for anypony to hear her.

    "Cleaning up this mess somepony made," Rarity answered, "Who was that again? Oh right, that's you." Rarity continued to clean as Applejack just looked at her indignantly. trying to get the main tree branch out of the bedroom but she couldn't make it budge.

    "We gotta do somethin'!" Applejack shouted over the winds.

    "Baking...BFFs...Brothers..." Twilight read aloud as she scrolled through her slumber book, "There's nothing in here about branches!" Applejack saw she was being ignored and headed back to Rarity.

    "Rarity for pony's sake," Applejack grunted, "stop sweatin' the small stuff and help me get rid of this thing!" Applejack rants fell on deaf ears as Rarity continued to clean up the bookshelf. Applejack was feeling frustrated.

    "I said hussle over here and help me!" Applejack shouted louder but was ignored again. Finally Applejack knew what she had to do.

    "Look, I'm sorry all right?" said Applejack.

    "What was that?" said Rarity, the look on her face showing that she had been so focused that she hadn't heard the orange pony until that point. She hadn't been tuning Applejack out on purpose.

    "I said I'm sorry!" Applejack repeated, "I shoulda listened to you when you said where this here branch would end up. Yer annoyin' attention to detail would'a saved us from this whole mess. But right now, ya need to stop being so dang fussy, pickin' up all the little things, and help me move the one big thing in here that really matters! Please!" Rarity just looked at the large tree branch nervously.

    "Uh. Uh, but I'll get all icky," Rarity protested feebly.

    "Cosarnit! What the..." Applejack was about to snap when the quickly corrected herself, "...eh...you...I mean, yes, ickiness is often the side effect of hard work. But y'all need to get over it, on account I just can't fix this mess I made myself. I need your help." Rarity hesitated a bit but then her face changed to that of determination.

    "Oh. Let's do this," said Rarity. As the two discussed a new plan, Twilight was still shuffling through her slumber book.

    "Well, they do have a section about backyard slumber parties," Twilight pointed out, "Is that what we're doing right now? Does this count as camping?"

    Twilight received no answer as Rarity made her horn glow and Applejack began to move the branch with all her strength. Then with a huge flash, the branch was broken down into several smaller branches. Many of them had cute mini sculptures on them. The rest of the branches had magically been removed minus a one piece of wood. Applejack was about to buck the thing clear into the next town when Rarity gave her a glare. Applejack stopped and just lifted the branch with her mouth and let it drop easily to the ground before shutting the window tight. Rarity then looked at herself, her coat was coated in leaves and mud.

    "U-ugh. Oh, I look awful," she said sadly. Fussy or not, Applejack didn't like seeing Rarity so glum. She then got an idea and grabbed some leftover cucumber slices and set them in her eyes.

    "Better?" Applejack asked. Rarity then remembered what she said about mud having cosmetic purposes and smiled.

    "Hmph, thanks," she said with a brave smile. She reached out a hoof to find the orange pony. Applejack shifted so Rarity knew she was there and the two shared a warm but muddy hug. Despite their little acheivement, Twilight was still shuffling through her book when she saw some of the leftover mini sculptures.

    "Oh, pretty!" said Twilight, "where did these come from? They were not in the book either..." She continued to search about until she was interrupted by knock on the door. Twilight rushed downstairs with Rarity and Applejack not too far behind. (and they were both now mysteriously clean again.) Twilight opened the door to see a mysterious figure appear wearing a drench coat and black fedora on his head. The thunder clashed behind him, giving him a menacing look.

    "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" They all screamed.

    "Calm down," said the voice as he stepped into the light, "It's just me."

    "Mario!" the three girls all exclaimed.

    "What are you doing here this late at night?" Twilight asked curiously, "In the middle of the thunderstorm for that matter?"

    "I was about to turn in for the night when I saw the top of the tree fall into your bedroom," said Mario, "I would have been here sooner, but I fell down the stairs and knocked myself out for a bit. I'm okay, nothing hurt by my dignity. Clumsy me." Mario blushed a bit at that last part. The three girls just giggled.

    "Well, thanks for checking up on us," said Rarity, "but aside from a little mud we're doing just fine."

    "Just fine sugarcube," Applejack added in agreement.

    "Alright, I'll see you girls in the morning," said Mario and turned to leave when Twilight then shut the door and held a hoof against it.

    "You are not going anywhere, Mario," said Twilight with a sly smirk on her face, "According to my book here, your considered an intruder."

    "What?" said Mario as he looked at the book "Slumber 101: when a pony of the opposite gender appears in the middle of your slumber party uninvited. You have the opportunity to take them hostage?!" Mario felt his face pale. The three girls closed in on him as he backed himself into a wall.

    "Oh come on girls!" he protested, "I just came because I cared...can I leave...please...mommy?"

    Mario soon found himself in the middle of what was a very embarassing situation. Not only had the girls put rollers in his mane and tail, but they had also tied ribbons on his hooves and the end of his tail, and they had put far too much make up all over his face. Mario was not happy at all as he sat next between Rarity and Twilight with a long face as they just laughed in the middle of their game of twenty questions.

    "Is it bigger than a barn?" Applejack asked.

    "Nope," Twilight laughed.

    "It is smaller than a saddle?" Rarity guessed next.

    "No!" Twilight laughed again, "Only three of your twenty questions left!"

    "We're never gonna guess what you're thinkin' of," said Applejack with a sigh, "it could be anythin'."

    "Oh I'm sure you criminal masterminds will figure it out," Mario said bluntly, feeling rather miserable.

    "Well you do look absolutely stunning, darling," Rarity pointed out as Applejack and Twilight snickered.

    "Thanks," said Mario in a deadpan tone, wondering how much longer he would have to endure this embarrassment.

    "Are we getting warmer?" Rarity asked.

    "Why? Is it too cold in here for you?" Twilight asked worried, "I can turn up the heat."

    "She means are we gettin' any closer with our guesses?" Applejack asked.

    "Duh," said Mario when Twilight glared at him.

    "You know we've got a pink princess dress that we could put on you," Twilight warned as Mario's eyes shrunk as they girls gave him sly smirks again.

    "Mario stop talking," he said quickly with a high-pitched squeak and the three giggled at his expense.

    "Anyways, No," said Twilight, "And that technically counted as a question, so only two more left!" Applejack and Rarity just exchanged puzzled looks before looking at Twilight once more.

    "Is it...a six-legged pony with a purple polka-dotted mane and shootin' stars coming out of his eyes?" Applejack guessed.

    "Who flies through the air all over the world to hide magic, sparkly eggs?" Rarity added as both girls looked at Twilight with hopeful eyes.

    "That's it!" said Twilight.

    "It is?" Applejack and Rarity said at once.

    "No," said Twilight simply," It's that." Twilight pointed behind them to show that she was thinking about her telescope before speaking again. "But it was just so nice to see you two finally getting along, I wanted you to be able to win together." Applejack and Rarity just looked at each other before they laughed.

    "See?" Twilight continued, "We could have been having fun like this all along."

    "If only somepony hadn't been so persnickety," Applejack pointed out with a smirk.

    "Well, maybe she would have been if somepony else hadn't been so sloppy," Rarity retorted with her own smirk.

    "Sorry for being such a pain in the patootie," Applejack said sincerely.

    "Oh no," Rarity protested, "I'm sure I was much worse."

    "That's kind of ya to say," said Applejack, "but I'm the one who's sorry."

    "Oh, I'm much more sorry than you are," said Rarity.

    "Ugh. Are not."

    "Are too."

    "Are not!"

    "Are too!"

    "Are not!"

    "Are too!"

    The two ponies glared before they broke out laughing. They no longer cared about who was right anymore. Mario chuckled to himself.

    I guess ponies never grow out of these kinds of silly fights, Mario thought, I can't judge. Twilight and I have had our share of them over the years. His thought was interrupted when Twilight got in between them and gave them a hug.

    "I declare my first slumber party a success!" said Twilight as Applejack and Rarity high-hoofed each other and cheered.

    "Have fun, check," said Twilight as she marked it off her list.

    "It was even better with our "hostage"," Rarity added as they all laughed. Mario groaned loudly until the three girls surrounded him in a group hug.

    "Thank you Mario!" they cooed and laughed happily.

    "You're...welcome..." he said in defeat, but a small smile appeared on his face. He was thinking that maybe losing his pride and dignity might have been worth seeing them happy...

    Maybe not...he wanted to forget this night never happened.

    Once the girls felt he had suffered him enough, they let him clean up his face, remove the ribbons and rollers, gave him a free s'more, and let him return home since the thunder had stopped outside. By morning, the rain had stopped completely and the three girls were still enjoying some fun party games with each other. At the moment, Rarity and Applejack were playing a team game where one was blindfolded and the other told them which way to go to get the goal. The main obstacle in the way was a fortress wall made out of several books. Rarity was in command while Applejack was blindfolded.

    "Now take two steps to your left," said Rarity, "Uh, no, my left."

    "Whu, which is it? Whoa!" Applejack then crashed into the book fortress, but just chuckled as she got back up, "that mess is your fault, not mine."

    "Sorry," Rarity laughed. Twilight just watched them laugh together before continuing her letter.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight wrote.

    "It's hard to believe that two ponies who seem to have so little in common could ever get along. But I found out that if you embrace each other's differences, you just might be surprised to discover a way to be friends after all.

    P.S. While I did learn this lesson on my own, I...did take Mario hostage during our slumber party when all he did was check up on me because he cared. Heh...despite that...I think you'll agree that I should share my lesson with him. So...you'll see both our names on this letter as usual.

    Twilight chuckled sheepishly to herself, but figured she could rewrite that last part later when she got an idea.

    "So, who's up for another slumber party tomorrow?" Twilight proposed. Applejack and Rarity just exchanged looks before throwing two pillows at Twilight's face.

    "Ugh, how about a week a from Thursday?" Twilight suggested, "Oh, how about two weeks from Saturday? A month from now?"

    Applejack and Rarity just smiled as the grey clouds broke apart to reveal the warm morning sun.

    I had mentioned this before, but this is the first episode where Mario had a very little appearance in. Other episode will be like this too, but that's okay. It wouldn't be right for me to skip these episodes anyway.

    If you missed Mario, he'll have more screen time in the next episode.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    10. Bridle Gossip

    Bridle Gossip

    Pony's Log Number 109: It is one thing to judge a book by its critics, but it is another issue entirely when it gets blamed for things that go wrong...

    One morning Twilight, Spike, and Mario were heading into town after a nice walk in the park.

    "Wow, what a gorgeous day!" said Twilight happily and Mario nodded in agreement as they walked side by side.

    "Rainbow Dash must have gotten up early for once and cleared all the clouds away," Spike pondered aloud as he looked into the sky.

    "I bet all of Ponyville is going to be out enjoying the sunshine," Twilight replied. But when they looked about the town, they found all the streets completely empty. Some ponies were shutting their windows and a little filly was quickly whisked back into their house by a nearly parent.

    "What? Where is everypony?" Twilight asked.

    "Good question," said Mario, not sure what to think of the empty streets either.

    "Is it some sort of pony holiday?" Spike asked as they walked about the town.

    "Not that I know of," said Twilight.

    "Pinkie had me memorize every one of them," Mario added, "including all the birthday's, but I'll check my notes anyway." He pulled out a marked up calendar book and filpped through the pages to today's date using his magic, "Hmm...other than the half birthday of somepony named Silver Spoon...nothing today."

    "Half birthday?" Twilight asked.

    "That's Pinkie Pie for you," Mario replied as he made his book disappear, "She'll find any reason to schedule a party."

    "Umm," Spike asked sheepishly as they passed by a shop where the windows were dark, "Does my breath stink?" He gave out a loud belch.

    "Not more than usual," Twilight remarked.

    "Yeah, I didn't need to give Twilight one of my revival mushrooms today," Mario added. The two chuckled as Spike just gave them both a glare. Then he grew fearful as another thought entered his head while they walked behind a water fountain.

    "Is it...zombies?" Spike asked fearfully

    "Uh...not very likely," said Twilight.

    "Not likely...but possible?" Spike wondered.

    "Psst!" The three froze when they heard the sound and look around just outside of Sugarcube corner. That was when a pink hoof appeared out of the upper opened door and gestured for them to follow it.

    "Twilight! Spike! Mario!" said a voice. The three turned to see Pinkie whispering to them, "Come here! Come! Here! Hurry! Before she gets you!" While they didn't know what the deal was about, they quickly jumped over the lower half of the door and got inside. Things seemed rather quiet until a bright light flashed in their faces, making Mario and Twilight groan.

    "Who?! The zombie pony?" Spike called out.

    "Z-zombie pony?!" Pinkie answered since she was the one flashing the light at them.

    "Spike! There are no zombie ponies," said Twilight.

    "Pinkie, what are you doing here alone in the dark?" Mario asked.

    "I'm not alone in the dark," Pinkie replied. Instantly, the dark room lightened up a bit and Mario and Twilight gasped as they found themselves surrounded by their friends and Apple Bloom. Mario had spoken to the young filly a few times, but he never gotten the time to get to know her just yet.

    "Okay then, what are you all doing here in the dark?" Twilight asked.

    "Is there some sort of danger in town or something?" Mario asked.

    "We're hidin' from her!" Applejack pointed out as the gestured a hoof at the window. There before them was a cloaked figure walking outside. They came to a stop in the middle of the road and began to dig some sort of hole into the ground. Twilight and Mario went to take a look, but were then bombarded by the rest of the girls from behind. Poor Mario was pushed so hard that his face smashed into the window. He glared discreetly before pulling his face off the glass and took a look. The cloaked figure turned and gave them a very mysterious glare. The ponies all gasped.

    (theme song)

    Mario and Twilight were taken aback a little by the stranger as Apple Bloom rushed over to them.

    "Did you see her Twilight and Mario?" the young filly asked with a country accent like her sister's, "Did you see...Zecora?"

    "Apple Bloom! I told you never to say that name," Applejack scolded.

    "Why? Is it a new taboo word or something?" Mario asked, not liking to see the young filly being scolded for what he deemed an innocent question.

    "Well, Mario and I saw her glance this way..." Twilight replied, answering Apple Bloom's question.

    "Glance evilly this way," Pinkie retorted.

    "...And then a bunch of you flip out for no good reason," Twilight concluded.

    "True," Mario added, "I mean...other than her cloak. I'm not seeing any reason to duck and cover."

    "No good reason?" Applejack retorted as she pulled Apple Bloom close to her, "You call protectin' yer kin no good reason? Why as soon as my sister saw Zecora ridin' into town, she started shakin' in her lil' horseshoes." Applejack shook poor Apple Bloom about to make her point, leaving the little filly very dizzy.

    "D-d-did n-n-not!" Apple Bloom protested, feeling all shook up.

    "So I swept her up and brought her here," Applejack continued, tossing the filly into her back.

    "I walked here myself!" Apple Bloom remarked.

    "For safe keepin'," Applejack finished, ignoring Apple Bloom's comments the entire time.

    "Applejack, I'm not a baby!" Apple Bloom replied as she climbed off of her big sister, "I can take care of myself!"

    "Not from that creepy Zecora," Applejack shot back sternly. Mario was just shaking his head.

    "Overprotective much?" he remarked. He felt sorry for Apple Bloom.

    "She's mysterious," said Fluttershy, talking about Zecora.

    "Sinister," Rainbow Dash added.

    "And spooooky!" Pinkie said, adding an ominous tone to her voice. Mario and Twilight just groaned when they saw Zecora removed her cloak to reveal her face. The rest of the ponies gasped loudly.

    "Will you cut that out?" said Twilight.

    "What's the big deal if we see her face?" Mario added.

    "Just look at those stripes! So garish!" Rarity called out.

    "She's a zebra," Mario and Twilight said together firmly..

    "A what?!" The rest of the ponies asked in surprise.

    "A zebra," Twilight explained, "and her stripes aren't a fashion choice, Rarity, they're what she was born with." Rarity just groaned wearily and fainted.

    "Born where?" Applejack asked, "I've never seen a pony like that in these parts, 'cept her."

    "Well, she's probably not from here," Twilight answered, "and she's not a pony. Zebras come from a faraway land. But I've never seen her in Ponyville. Where does she live?"

    "That's just it, she lives in...the Everfree Forest!" said Applejack ominously.

    THUNDER CLASH!

    Everyone jumped. Apparently, Spike had climbed off of Twilight's back and sneaked into the Sugarcube Kitchen to help himself. He had knocked down a metal tray to the floor when he grabbed some snacks.

    "Spike!" Mario and Twilight scolded.

    "Uh, sorry," Spike called out from the kitchen.

    "The Everfree Forest just ain't natural," Applejack explained, "The plants grow..."

    "Animals care for themselves..." Fluttershy added.

    "And the cloud move..." Rainbow added.

    "All on their own!" Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow said together slowly. Rarity fainted once more.

    "And that wicked enchantress Zecora lives there doing her evil...stuff!" Pinkie added, "She's so evil I even wrote a song about her!"

    "Oh please no!" Mario protested loudly.

    "Here we go..." said Rainbow apathetically. Apparently, there was no stopping Pinkie from singing it.

    She's an evil enchantress
    She does evil dances
    And if you look deep in her eyes
    She'll put you in trances
    Then what will she do?
    She'll mix up an evil brew
    Then she'll gobble you up
    In a big tasty stew
    Soooo...Watch out!

    Pinkie stood on a table on her hind legs with her fore-hooves high into the air, her chest rising and falling as she panted heavily before them.

    "Wow. Catchy," said Mario and Twilight, not feeling that unimpressed.

    "It's a work in progress," Pinkie replied, not noticing the sarcasm in their voices.

    "This is all just a lot of gossip and rumors," said Twilight, "Now tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?"

    "Well..." Rainbow pondered, "Once a month, she comes into Ponyville."

    "Oooooh," Twilight replied in a dramatic, but sarcastic tone.

    "So eeeevil!" Mario added in the same tone.

    "Then, she lurks by the stores," Rarity continued.

    "Oh my," Twilight replied, keeping her tone.

    "That fiend!" Mario added.

    "And then, she digs at the ground," finished Fluttershy.

    "Good gracious!" said Twilight.

    "Oh what a world!" Mario added, pretending to mimic Steven Magnet, before they gave the others an indignant look. Apple Bloom was also standing between Twilight and Mario with the same face.

    "Okay, I'm sorry. But how is any of this bad?" Twilight asked, now talking normally, "Maybe she comes to town to visit?"

    "Yeah!" Apple Bloom replied in agreement, "Maybe she's just tryin' to be neighborly."

    "Or make some new friends," Mario added.

    "And maybe she's not lurking by the stores, maybe she's going to them, lurk free, to do some shopping?" Twilight suggested.

    "Yeah!" Apple Bloom agreed, "Everypony likes to shop. You know what I think?"

    "Apple Bloom! Hush and let the big ponies talk," Applejack scolded. Apple Bloom took offense.

    "I am a big pony!" Apple Bloom muttered bitterly, under her breath.

    "Aside from Twilight, you're the only one," Mario whispered to her, helping the filly feel a little better that at least one pony was on her side. The other ponies seemed to be unconvinced to Twilight's logic and continued to argue.

    "W-what about digging at the ground?" Rainbow pointed out, "You've got to admit that's weird."

    "You poke the sprinkles on your cupcake, Rainbow," Mario retorted, "that's weird and yet none of us think you're evil!"

    "What if she's digging for innocent creatures?" Fluttershy proposed and Pinkie started singing her song in the background. Mario looked rather annoyed.

    "Anybody got a pillow?" he asked rhetorically.

    "To block out the nonsense?" Apple Bloom proposed.

    "No, to stuff into Pinkie's mouth, that song is driving me crazy!" Mario answered and only got an eye roll from Apple Bloom.

    "I'm sure there is an explanation for everything Zecora does," Twilight answered to Rainbow and Fluttershy's accusations, "And if anypony here were actually brave enough to approach her, she would find out the truth." Apple Bloom was near the door when she heard that.

    "Well, I'm brave enough," Apple Bloom retorted, "I'm gonna find out myself." Apple Bloom turned to leave when she felt someone tapped her back.

    "I know what you're gonna do," said Mario sternly when Apple Bloom groaned. Mario then smiled.

    "Count me in," Mario replied, lighting the filly's spirits, "These ponies need proof and together we can get it. Now come on before they see us." With that the two ponies left the shop, they had barely made it towards an abandoned cart when Zecora turned in their direction. Apple Bloom gasped as they hid behind the cart as quietly as they could. Apple Bloom wait until she heard the footsteps recede before peeking out.

    "In order to follow her, we need to be as stealthy as possible," Mario whispered to her, "and light in our feet. How about you track her and I'll get us from one spot the next?"

    "Think you can move fast enough?" Apple Bloom asked.

    "Think you can handle the speed?"

    "Yeah...?"

    "Then climb on and don't let go," said Mario as he placed her on his back and they zipped from house to house made as they followed the Zebra out of town. Back at Sugarcube corner, the other ponies were still arguing.

    "You ponies are being ridiculous!" Twilight snapped.

    "Well, I heard that Zecora eats hay," Pinkie said sternly.

    "Pinkie, I eat hay, you eat hay!" Twilight retorted indignantly. Pinkie just glared.

    "Yeah, but I heard it's the evil way she eats hay," Pinkie retorted back, unwilling to admit she was wrong.

    "Hey! Where's Apple Bloom?" Applejack asked.

    "The door's open," Fluttershy pointed out.

    "She went outside!" Rarity exclaimed.

    "And Zecora's still out there," said Rainbow.

    "That silly lil' filly," Applejack sighed, "I told her to say put! W-wait just a dog-gone second! Where's Mario?"

    "You don't think..." Pinkie wondered before Applejack snorted through her nostrils.

    "Wait til I git my hooves on him!" said Applejack angrily before they made their way out of the shop to go find the two ponies.

    "Spike, you stay here in case Apple Bloom comes back," Twilight instructed.

    "Will do!" said Spike before Twilight went to catch up with the group.

    It was a few minutes later that Zecora made her way into the Everfree forest. Mario and Apple Bloom had managed to successfully tail her from behind. They looked about as they saw the entrance into the forest. Apple Bloom felt very nervous.

    "Don't worry, you'll be okay," said Mario to give the young filly some peace of mind, "I'll protect you." Apple Bloom looked down the path and stood tall as she and Mario bravely entered the forest. Despite Mario being next to her, Apple Bloom gulped nervously as they tailed Zecora a few yards away. They had come to stop after Mario had helped them get over a certain patch of blue flowers when they heard a familiar voice.

    "Apple Bloom? Mario?" said the voice. Apple Bloom gasped as she and Mario froze.

    "Oh, I'm so busted," said Mario before turning around to see Applejack and the rest of the ponies right behind them, standing in the middle of the blue flowers.

    "You two get back here right now!" Applejack ordered.

    "We're fine," Mario retorted, "I was looking out for her!" That was when Zecora turned around.

    "Beware! Beware, you pony folk!" she warned, "Those leaves of blue are not a joke!" The others minus Twilight just looked indignant.

    "Y-you keep your creepy mumbo-jumbo to yourself, ya hear?" Applejack shouted as she scooped up Apple Bloom into her back. The others, minus Twilight, Mario, and Apple Bloom, began to speak over each other to tell Zecora off.

    "Oh brother," Twilight remarked with a sigh.

    "Beware! Beware!" Zecora chanted before disappearing.

    "Yeah, back at ya, Zecora!" said Rainbow as she flew next to Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Mario, "You and your lame curse are the ones who better beware." Apple Bloom and Mario glared.

    "And you!" Applejack snapped at her little sister, "Why couldn't you just listen to yer big sister?"

    "I...I..." Apple Bloom stuttered losing her courage as Applejack stared her down.

    "Because you're being overprotective, unreasonable, and you don't listen to a word she..." Mario began to answer.

    "As fer you!" Applejack snapped, cutting him off, "just who do ya think you are puttin' my little sister in danger like that? Who knows what kind of nasty curse Zecora could have put on the both of you?"

    "Just like in my song!" Pinkie pointed out and began to sing again. Mario rolled his eyes.

    "You guys, there's no such thing as curses!" Twilight pointed.

    "Besides Applejack, do you really think I would have brought Apple Bloom out here if there really was any danger?" Mario retorted in his defense, "Maybe we just wanted to get to the bottom of all this nonsense!" Applejack said nothing as she made her way through the blue flowers. Rainbow flew just above the flowers towards Twilight, but made eye contact with Mario as well, who was still standing outside the flower patch.

    "Well, that's interesting to hear coming from Mister and Miss Magic Pants themselves!" Rainbow remarked, pointing at Twilight's unicorn horn.

    "Our magic, real magic, comes from within," Twilight explains, "It's a skill you're born with. Curses are artificial magic. It's conjured with potions and incantations; all smoke and mirrors meant to scare. But curses have no real power, they're just an old pony tale." As Twilight spoke, Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttershy just looked blankly at her. Rainbow flew behind the three ponies and started mock talking Twilight's words. In the end, they didn't even let Twilight finish before they all walked away.

    "Just you wait, Twilight and Mario," Applejack warned, "You're gonna learn that some pony tales are true."

    "Hey, I'm all for believing in the impossible and the unexplained," Mario replied, "but I'm not sensing any threat here. I think you're wrong!"

    "Just stay away from my sister or else!" Applejack shouted before she left with the rest of the ponies. Mario just shook his head.

    "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, pitiful," Mario remarked once they were out of hearing range, "It's like they say: Fear of something you don't understand can cloud rational judgment and common sense."

    "You can say that again," said Twilight, "Let's just get back the Library."

    "Sure," said Mario as he made a large leap over the blue flowers. His jump was a tad short and he started kicking all fours of his legs. The momentum allowed him to hover for a few seconds to clear the flower patch and land safely on the other side.

    "What kind of jump was that?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "Flutter jumping," Mario replied, "A new technique I've been working on, could be useful."

    "Okay, but why would you use that now?" Twilight asked as she exited the flower patch.

    "Those flowers make me really nervous for some reason," said Mario. Twilight rolled her eyes.

    "Now whose being irrational?" Twilight asked.

    "Very funny," Mario remarked as they made their way back to the Library.

    Later that night, Twilight was trying to sleep in her bed, but everything that had been going on made sleeping for the poor unicorn rather difficult. In her dreams, the words she had heard from both Zecora and her friends haunted her mind.

    "She's an evil enchantress, she does evil dances!" Pinkie chanted.

    "Beware! Beware!" said Zecora.

    "If you look deep into her eyes, she will put you in trances!" Pinkie continued.

    "Yeah, was that supposed to scare us?!" said Rainbow.

    "Wicked, wicked zebra!" said Rarity.

    "...it's a curse!" Fluttershy remarked fearfully.

    "Then what will she do?" Pinkie asked.

    "Just you wait, Twilight and Mario," Applejack's words repeated once again," some pony tales really are true."

    "Then she'll gobble you up in a big tasty stew! So...watch out!" said Pinkie (Geez so much Pinkie...this really is a nightmare.)

    Zecora continued to laugh menacingly.

    Twilight tossed and turned all through the night. Then morning finally arrived and the rooster crowed. Twilight felt exhausted and even her mane was messy.

    "Ugh...what a dream..." Twilight said sleepily as she got out of her bed, "Curses, schmurses." She then noticed her messy mane as she looked into her vanity mirror.

    "Whoa! Maybe Zecora cursed my hair," Twilight chuckled and laughed nervously as she brushed her mane back into place. Then she gasped in shock. Her unicorn horn was now limp and covered in blue polka dots.

    "Or she cursed my horn!" Twilight squeaked fearfully. She spent the rest of the morning trying to find a reason for the sudden change to her horn as well as the remedy. Mario was there as well to help her as books went flying off the shelves.

    "No-no-no-no-no!" Twilight panicked, "None of these books have a cure! Ugh! There has to be a real reason for this! An illness? An allergy?!"

    "A curse!" Spike called out.

    "I said a real reason," Twilight retorted, "Something that points to something real."

    "How about this one?" said Spike as he held out the book for Twilight to read the cover.

    "Supernaturals?" Twilight real aloud, "Spike, the word supernatural refers to things like ghosts and spirits and zombies, which are make-believe curses. This book is just a bunch of hooey!" Mario looked indignant.

    "What ever happened to not judging a book by its cover?" Mario asked her. Twilight just glared.

    "I'm not in the mood right now, Mario," Twilight replied, "There has to be a logical explanation!"

    "But what if you're wrong, Twilight?" said Spike, "What if this really is a-"

    "Ah pfurse!" said a voice with a very strong lisp on their tone behind them.

    "A purse?" said Spike in confusion, "How could it be a purse?" There before them was Pinkie, her tongue swollen and covered in blue polka dots.

    "Pinkie? What happened?" Twilight asked worried.

    "Pee pah Zthecora!" Pinkie answered, spitting as she spoke, "Sthe put a cursthe on me!" Mario used a front magic shield to block the spit, but poor Spike got drenched.

    "Hey, say it, don't spray it, Pinkie!" Spike retorted. Then they heard the sound of someone thumping outside Twilight's window. It was Rainbow.

    THUD

    "Ow...Oh! She's..."

    THUD

    "...trying to say-ow..."

    THUD

    "...Zecora..."

    THUD

    "Oh!" Rainbow stumbled before breaking her way through the door and crashing into a pile of books on the ground.

    "She slapped us all with a-ow-curse!" Rainbow finished as she got herself stuck in Twilight's ladder.

    "Isn't this how you fly normally?" Mario asked innocently, getting death glares from both ponies. Mario just smiled apologetically and looked away.

    "I'm afraid I have to agree," said Rarity as she came inside and blew some of her now shaggy and draped mane and fur hairs out of her face. Spike, Twilight, and Mario yelped in surprise.

    "I hate to say I told ya so, Twilight and Mario," said a voice that sounded like someone who inhaled a little too much helium. If only that was the case since the voice belonged to Applejack, who was now no bigger than an standard sized apple. She had to ride Apple Bloom's back in order to even get the the library in one piece. The three gasped once again.

    "It's a curse, I tells ya!" Applejack shouted.

    "But Fluttershy...seems just fine!" said Twilight as she gestured a fore-hoof towards the yellow Pegasus. Who just sat quietly to herself.

    "Yes, there doesn't seem to be a thing wrong with her," Rarity added, but Fluttershy looked insecure, even more than usual.

    "Fluttershy? Are you okay?" Twilight asked, but Fluttershy just looked away.

    "Is there something wrong with you?" Twilight asked again, and Fluttershy nodded.

    "Would you care to tell us?" Fluttershy said nothing or made any gesture.

    "So...you're not going to tell us?" Fluttershy nodded again.

    "Twilight, what if...whatever caused this...made her lose her voice?" Mario suggested. Fluttershy shook her head again.

    "So...you didn't lose your voice?" Mario asked and Fluttershy shook her head again.

    "Then...can you tell us what happened?" Fluttershy nodded once more.

    "Yes, you're not, or yes you will?" Twilight asked, feeling like she wasn't getting anywhere with Fluttershy.

    "Good gravy, girl!" Applejack snapped, "What's wrong with you?"

    "I don't want to talk about it," said Fluttershy in a deep male voice as she looked away.

    "GAH!" Mario screamed, taken aback by the sudden change in Fluttershy's voice and jumped into Spike's arms. The little dragon wobbled a bit before letting Mario hit the floor on his back.

    "UGH!" Despite his annoyance over Mario, Spike snorted and burst out laughing.

    "This is hilarious," Spike laughed, "Look at all of you! We got: Hairity, Rainbow Crash, Spitty Pie, Apple Teeny, Flutterguy..." Each person was pointed out, Spike earned an unnoticed annoyed or irritated glare, "...and...uh..." He looked at Twilight's limp horn and sighed, "...I got nothin'...Twilight Sparkle. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that."

    "Polka-light Sparkle?" Mario proposed. Spike just looked at him blankly and Twilight was more annoyed.

    "That's just sad," Spike remarked.

    "It was the best I could do!" Mario protested. Twilight just laughed at them both sarcastically.

    "This is no joke you two," Twilight protested, "Now start looking through more books so I can find a cure!" Spike just groaned as he walked away. Mario did the same.

    "I think we'll find a cure to this curse at Zecora's place," said Rainbow as she stood on the ladder to pull her head out.

    "It's not a curse!" Twilight snapped.

    "I agree with Dash!" said Applejack, now standing on the table, "We'll go to Zecora's and force her to remove his hex!"

    "It's not a hex either!" Twilight yelled and soon everyone minus Spike, Apple Bloom, and Mario were arguing about what to do. Mario just stood next to Apple Bloom.

    "This is just sad," said Mario, "The solution is probably in front of their faces and they're missing it." Apple Bloom just looked rather sad.

    "This is all my fault," said Apple Bloom sadly, "If I hadn't followed Zecora in the first place, none of this would have happened."

    "No Apple Bloom. It's my fault," said Mario, "I'm the one that let you go after her, but I still don't think Zecora is to blame. Something in the Everfree forest caused this and I think I might know what. Maybe they're right..."

    "About the curse?" Apple Bloom asked.

    "No," said Mario, " About Zecora having the cure!"

    "We've just gotta fix this," said Apple Bloom with determination.

    "Then let's go!" Mario answered.

    "But what about..."

    "I'll deal with Applejack myself," said Mario, "Don't worry about her. Just know this is the right thing to do." Apple Bloom then nodded as Mario collected his saddle bag and the two headed out of the library. However, their attempt to leave was not unnoticed.

    "Now where do those two think their goin' this time?" Applejack said quietly as she quickly dashed across the table and jumped into Apple Bloom's red tail. Neither the young filly or Mario saw her as they left the Library and headed towards the Everfree forest. The rest of the group was still arguing.

    "I don't care what you say, Twilight," said Rainbow, having trouble keeping herself airborne in a stationary position, "It's time to pony up and take this fight to Zecora. Come on girls. Are you with me?"

    "Ah am-pft!" said Pinkie.

    "And I as well," said Rarity.

    "Uh, I don't know," Fluttershy replied wearily, "Seems awfully dangerous." Spike giggled to himself, not able to keep a straight face due to Fluttershy's "new voice".

    "How about you Applejack? Applejack?" They then noticed that Applejack wasn't there.

    "Pf-she's gone-pft!" Pinkie exclaimed.

    "Aah! Or somepony stepped on her!" Rarity said fearfully as they all checked their hooves.

    "...or sat on her?" Twilight added fearfully as they checked their back ends.

    "Rarity's hair!" Rainbow proposed as Pinkie began to search about, much to Rarity's discomfort.

    "Oh! OH! Pinkie, what are you doing?" Rarity exclaimed, "Ah, really. Aah! You ever hear of personal space?" Pinkie finished her search and came up empty handed.

    "Nopthe," Pinkie answered. Then Twilight noticed something else.

    "Apple Bloom is gone too!" said Twilight and added with irritation, "and so is Mario..."

    "I bet they went after Zecora," said Rainbow.

    "Well we better go find them. Come on girls," said Twilight. The girls soon tried to leave, but there were difficulties.

    "Oh dear," said Rarity as she grunted over the hair over her face, "Oh, this is so unseemly. Auuaah!" Apparently Pinkie was standing on one of her hair strands preventing Rarity from moving. Pinkie stepped off so Rarity could move again.

    "Hey, a little help here?" said Rainbow, who was hovering upside down and couldn't flip over.

    "Oopsie! Sorry!" said Fluttershy as she and Pinkie got her back upright...only for Rainbow to zoom ahead and crash into another wall.

    "OW!"

    Fluttershy was about to follow the group when she saw Spike reading a book. The same book Twilight had brush off earlier.

    "Uh...Spike? Are you coming?" Fluttershy asked. Spike's eyes widened as he chuckled nervously.

    "Uh...gotta stay here and look for a cure," he answered as he read the book when an idea hit him, "Twilight Flopple!" But no one was there to hear it.

    Meanwhile, Mario and Apple Bloom were now entering the darker areas of the Everfree forest in search of Zecora. They had stopped to look about when they heard a squeaky but authoritative voice.

    "Stop right there!" While they both froze, they still looked about but couldn't see anypony. That was until Applejack popped out of Apple Bloom's mane.

    "Turn around right now, the both of you!" Applejack ordered. Mario was ready to retort when he gave Apple Bloom a sly smile and wink.

    "Did I hear something...a squeak maybe?" Mario asked. Apple Bloom bit her lip to avoid laughing.

    "Mario, I thought I told you to stay away from my sister!" Applejack protested.

    "Let's get this message loud and clear," said Mario, "I don't care how strong you are Applejack, but nopony bosses me around. Just because you're older than Apple Bloom doesn't mean you can act like what she says don't matter!"

    "Mmm-hmm," Apple Bloom hummed in agreement.

    "I said both of you turn around at once," said Applejack angrily. Mario snorted but just smiled.

    "It seems she still doesn't wanna listen to us," said Mario casually to Apple Bloom, "should we turn around Apple Bloom?" Applejack was agape and now furious.

    "That wasn't a suggestion! Now turn around right now, missy!" Applejack ordered again. Apple Bloom just smiled.

    "No" Apple Bloom replied simply, direct and to the point.

    "No?!" Applejack spluttered, "You can't ignore a direct order from your big sister! Mario is clearly having a bad influence on you!"

    "Hehehe," Apple Bloom giggle as she titled her head to Applejack was sent airborne. The young filly caught her older sister in her mouth and set her on a nearby tree branch that had no means of escape.

    "Sorry, Applejack, Mario is right. You're acting like a little sister right now," Apple Bloom replied, "I'm the big sister now!"

    "We'll come back for you once your time out is over," Mario added, "maybe you'll learn some sense. Bye-bye." With that, Mario and Apple Bloom walked away, leaving Applejack behind.

    "Apple Bloom, Mario, you come back here right this instant!" Applejack shouted before adding angrily, "I'm gonna tell Big Macintosh on you!" Applejack didn't need long to realize just how petty that last remark was...or the fact she was now alone and ignored.

    "Aw horse feathers," Applejack muttered.

    Meanwhile the rest of the girls were now charging into the Everfree forest.

    "C'mon girls," said Twilight as she led the charge, "We've got to get to Zecora's. Hurry!" It was then Rarity tripped on one of her hair strands and tumbled into some mud and loose leaves.

    "Ooh...Ahaha," She groaned before getting back to her feet, "Easier said than done."

    "Hey, wait for me!" Rainbow called out. She was still trying to fly properly but all she could was scream and yell "ow" as she bashed, smashed, and crashed about the trees until she was left dazed on top of some bushes. Rainbow then felt something shuffle inside her mouth until...Applejack popped out. Apparently Rainbow had crashed into the branch Mario and Apple Bloom had left her on.

    "Rainbow! Thank Celestia!" said Applejack, "There's no time to lose! I need to get to Zecora pronto!" Applejack then grabbed a collection of twigs and vines to make a horse tack, clipped into Rainbow's mouth and sat down on the girl's stomach.

    "Giddy-up pony!" Applejack commended.

    "Ex-CUSE me?" Rainbow asked indignantly.

    "YEEE-HAW!" Applejack cried out as she kicked Rainbow's stomach sending her into the air and putting her body at Applejack's command.

    "What the..." Then they took off...in the opposite direction.

    "No, Rainbow Dash. Other way!" Applejack cried, but even her commanding nature couldn't control a Pegasus with a distorted navigational system. The rest of the ponies had finally made their way towards the location of Zecora's hut. She apparently lived in a modest little tree house in the heart of the forest. Twilight, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity were just outside.

    "Oh. I look horrible!" Rarity complained.

    "Plis place plooks horrible!" Pinkie replied as she lifted a hair strand for Rarity to see.

    "Oh my. That place really does look horrible," said Rarity, "Nice decorations, if you like creepy." The ponies than looked inside and saw Zecora working around a cauldron that was filled with some sort of green substance. The ponies gasped as Zecora began to speak into it using her native language.

    "Sthe sthole my sthong! Shthe shtole mm mm!" Pinkie complained.

    "She stole your song?" Rarity asked, surprised she had understood the pink pony.

    "Oh Pinkie," said Twilight, "Doesn't sound anything like your song." Pinkie glared and then noticed Fluttershy nearby.

    "Ah. Hmm...Pbth!" Pinkie whimpered and gave her a puppy dog plead. Fluttershy just sighed. She began to sing the song for Pinkie as the pink pony did the gestures. With her altered voice, Fluttershy sounded like a toy who was speaking on the final juices of its battery.

    She's an evil enchantress
    And she does evil dances
    And if you look deep in her eyes
    She will put you in trances
    Then what would she do?
    She'll mix up an evil brew
    Then she'll gobble you up
    In a big tasty stew
    Soooo...Watch out.

    It wasn't much longer before Twilight began to feel more and more uneasy.

    "You saw those terrible things," Rarity pointed out, "Now do you believe us, Twilight?"

    "Scary looking masks, confusing incantations, and a great, big bubbly cauldron," said Twilight as she looked at all the items she spoke about with a sigh, "Everything is pointing to Zecora being...bad. Or...what if Zecora is just making soup?" Then they heard the zebra saying something inside as she took a sip of what was inside her cauldron.

    "Mmm! The perfect temperature for ponies, I presume. Now where is little Apple Bloom?" Zecora asked out of the blue.

    "Or...what if she's making Apple Bloom soup?" Twilight wondered.

    "What if she's making Apple Bloom soup?" Twilight repeated again since the other ponies were too shocked to answer.

    "Wait...what about..." Twilight then saw a lonely saddle bag near the back wall. It had Mario's cutie mark on it.

    "What a tasty treat of sort, was that strong young colt," Zecora remarked. The zebra had just implied she had already eaten Mario.

    "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" the other ponies screamed. That was when Rainbow arrived with Applejack in control of her...sort of.

    "I'm comin' for ya, Apple Bloom!" The mini orange pony cried out as Rainbow bashed through Zecora's door.

    "Aaah!" Rainbow screamed as she swirled and crashed about inside of Zecora's hut. Zecora spoke at the Pegasus in her native language.

    "Whoa there, easy, Rainbow Crash," Applejack retorted, trying to gain control of Rainbow, but to no avail.

    "Oh," said Zecora, but the rest was in her native language. Rainbow just screamed as she zipped and crashed about, smashing some hanging objects as Zecora kept speaking in her native language.

    "What have you done with Apple Bloom?" Twilight demanded as the rest of the girls stood outside her door.

    "No! No!" Zecora cried out as she continued to speak in her native language, ignoring Twilight's demands and trying to get the wild Pegasus to stable herself. Applejack just grunted from all the crashing and Rainbow screamed once more. Applejack lassoed one of Zecora's ears and tried to hoof wrestle her, which was of little effect as Zecora just looked at her with confusion. Then Zecora noticed the four ponies standing nearby.

    "Ponies! What is this you..." Before Zecora could demand an explanation. Rainbow Dash screamed once more, knocking over the cauldron and making a crash landing.

    "No, you know not what you do!" said Zecora, "You've gone and spilled my precious brew."

    "We're onto you Zecora," Twilight said firmly, "I didn't want to believe that you cursed us, but the evidence is overwhelming!"

    "You made me look ridiculous!" Rarity accused.

    "You made me sound ridiculous!" Fluttershy said in her deep voice.

    "You made me speak ridiculous!" Pinkie added in an incoherent tone.

    "You ruined my horn!" said Twilight.

    "How dare you!" Zecora said angrily, "You destroy my home, destroy my work. Then rudely accuse me of being a jerk?"

    "You put this curse on us, now you're gonna uncurse us," Rainbow demanded.

    "It is unwise to venture down this road," Zecora replied, trying to stay calm, but was still stern, "Your actions will make my anger explode."

    "Where is Apple Bloom? And where's Mario?" Twilight demanded angrily as she and Zecora literally budded heads. They probably would have engaged in a fight until two familiar ponies appeared outside the front door.

    "Zecora, I think we found all the things ya asked for," said Apple Bloom when they saw everyone and the mess, "What in Ponyville is goin' on here?"

    "Looks like the Flying Accident was here," Mario muttered as Apple Bloom stifled a giggle. Applejack gasped.

    "Apple Bloom! You're okay!" she exclaimed.

    "Why wouldn't I be?" Apple Bloom asked curiously, "Mario's been protecting me the whole time."

    "You're alive!" Twilight exclaimed. Then Pinkie slammed into Mario.

    "Pthy Ptheet Pthaathoo!" Pinkie exclaimed as she held him tightly. Mario tilted away from her spit.

    "I am not your sweet babboo! Get off me!" Mario retorted then turned to Twilight as he tried to pry Pinkie off, "Now why would you think we wouldn't be okay? Or alive for that matter?"

    "Because Zecora is an evil enchantress who cursed us and was gonna cook up Apple Bloom into soup!" Twilight exclaimed. Apple Bloom, Mario (who finally got Pinkie off of him), and Zecora stared and then laughed loudly.

    "Oh Twilight," Apple Bloom chuckled, "Did those silly fillies finally get in yer head?"

    "You know there's no such thing as a curse," Mario added.

    "Apple Bloom, sweetie, Mario...uh...Mario," Twilight said, nervousness and tension in her tone, "You can't just stand there and tell me this isn't a curse." Twilight gestured towards the other ponies.

    "This isn't a curse," said Apple Bloom as she walked over to Zecora.

    "No curse at all," Mario added as a matter of fact as he stood on the other side of the zebra.

    "If you remember back, the words I spoke were quite exact," said Zecora.

    Flashback

    Beware, Beware you pony folk. Those leaves of blue are not a joke.

    End Flashback

    "It was a warnin'," said Apple Bloom, "About that blue plant. It's called poison joke."

    "I thought I recognized it from my studies in unusual plants a few years ago," Mario added, "that was why I said the plant made me uneasy and why I was jumping over them instead of going through. Of course I wasn't taken seriously when I told you about it." Twilight just looked a bit blank, still trying to process what was going on.

    "That plant is much like a poison oak," said Zecora, "but its results are like a joke."

    "What in the hay does that mean?" Applejack asked, not understanding anything that was going on as she hung into Zecora's ear.

    "It means this plant does not breed wrath," Zecora answered, "Instead this plant just wants a laugh." Applejack just glared.

    "Will somepony please talk normal?" Applejack asked irritably.

    "I think what she's saying is that when we ran in to save Apple Bloom and Mario, we ran into the poison joke," Twilight explained, "All our problems are just little jokes it played on us."

    "Little jokes?! Very funny," Applejack retorted, having enough "small" humor for one day.

    "Okay, fine," said Rainbow, "But what about the cauldron?"

    "And the chanting?" Fluttershy asked.

    "And the creepy decor?" Rarity added.

    "Treasures of the native land where I am from," Zecora answered as she pointed to two masked nearby, "This one say's "hello", and this "welcome"."

    "Not welcoming at all, if you ask me," Rarity remarked.

    "The words I chanted were from olden times," Zecora continued, "Something you call a nursery rhyme."

    "But the cauldron...The Apple Bloom soup?" Twilight asked frantically, "Mario being tasty?"

    "I meant not tasty to eat, but the fact fillies find Mario attractive is quite a feat," Zecora answered. Mario blushed bashfully until he saw Pinkie batting her eyes at him, making him roll his eyes. The other girls chuckled or snickered at him.

    "Lookie here Twilight," Apple Bloom pointed out, "That pot of water wasn't for me, it was for all those herbal ingredients. The cure for poison joke is a simple old-natural remedy..." Apple Bloom picked up Applejack into her hoof, "...You just gotta take a bubble bath."

    "Here is the book, you see?" Zecora added, showing Twilight the book, "Sad that you lack it in your library." Twilight then saw the cover and remembered brushing it off when Mario and Spike had proposed to look inside of it.

    "Actually, I do have this book," Twilight admitted, feeling silly and ashamed, "but I didn't look inside it because the title was so...Weird. Supernaturals: Natural Remedies and Cure-alls That Are Simply Super. I...I...I'm so sorry, Zecora. I had the answer the whole time, even Mario said I should look at this book and I ignored his advice. If only I had bothered to look inside." Zecora chuckled.

    "Maybe next time you will take a second look, and not judge the cover of the book," Zecora replied, her words having a double meaning.

    "Hahaha," Apple Bloom and Mario laughed before sharing a hoof bump in agreement.

    "Zecora? Would you be kind enough to mix up another batch of your herbal bath?" Twilight asked humbly.

    "Mix it up I certainly will," Zecora answered, "Yet I am missing an herb from Ponyville."

    "But whenever Zecora comes to town, all the shops are mysteriously closed," Apple Bloom added.

    "Probably due to the reasons you're all here in the first place," Mario added.

    "Oh well...I think we can help you with that," said Twilight.

    "Before we do," said Applejack and then in an overly sweet tone, "Oh Mario!"

    "What?...ACK!" Mario was taken by surprised when a flower hit his face and splattered its pollen all over it. He looked and noticed that...Applejack had thrown a poison joke flower at his face and it was still on his nose.

    "OH...NO!" he groaned with dread, "AJ what have you-"

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Unlike the other ponies who had gotten infected, the effect of the poison joke took effect immediately and Mario's entire body inflated so he literally looked like a pony sized balloon. Applejack laughed.

    "I pick that up while I was riding Rainbow Dash, "she chortled, "Serve ya right for defyin' me n leavin' me in that branch!" Soon the others were laughing as well, even Zecora. Mario just looked indignant as he floated just a few feet in the air, but was somewhat grateful he didn't just float up, up, and away.

    "I was only defending Apple Bloom!" Mario protested over the laughter. He looked towards the little filly, who was on her back laughing. Mario just groaned to himself with a long frown on his face.

    It wasn't much longer before they all headed back into town. Since Mario couldn't move on his own, Applejack used her lasso to tie a rope to his tail so he could be pulled along. Mario was grateful that Apple Bloom held the rope despite Pinkie's protests that she wanted to instead. As they approached some ponies in the town, they gasped in horror.

    "Look Rose!" said Daisy as she saw the other ponies, "How awful!"

    "The wicked enchantress has cursed them all," Rose exclaimed.

    "The horror, the horror!" Lilly Valley added. Then the ponies began to scream in panic as they ran back inside of their houses. Twilight headed towards the house where one of the ponies lived and lightly knocked on the door. The pony peeked out from the side of her door fearfully.

    "Daisy, we need to talk," said Twilight. It wasn't much longer before things were cleared and Zecora was given the herbs she needed to complete the remedy. The ponies were now at the Ponyville spa where a large tub was constructed so all the infected girls could take a bath. Rarity and Fluttershy were already reclining in the water as Twilight dived under to cleanse her infected horn. That was when Pinkie cannon balled into the water, crashing into all three, but curing her swollen tongue in the process as they all laughed. Rainbow had already taken a dip and was helping Zecora and Apple Bloom deposit the remaining remedy to the bubble bath before Rainbow joined the other girls and relaxed.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight wrote later that day,

    "My friends and I all learned an important lesson this week. Never judge a book by its cover. Someone may look unusual, or funny, or scary. But you have to look past that and learn who they really are inside. Real friends don't care what your "cover" is; it's the "contents" of a pony that count. And a good friend, like a good book, is something that will last forever.

    Your faithful students,
    Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star

    "Miss Zecora, I would love to get the recipe for this bath," said one of the proprietors of the spa named Lotus Blossom, "It's simply luxurious." Zecora smiled when Apple Bloom realized something.

    "Applejack! Hey, where's Applejack?!" she asked worriedly. The other ponies gasped and exclaimed frantically as they splashed about trying to find her.

    "I'm right here, little sister," said Applejack. Her voice and size had returned to normal. Since she had taken her bath inside a bucket, her back end was now stuck inside of it, "I ain't tiny no more!" The others laughed.

    "Oh! I have never felt so lovely in all my life!" Rarity exclaimed.

    "Oh, my gosh!" Pinkie exclaimed as she surfaced from under the water, "I never realized how horrible it is not to be able to talk. I mean I love to talking so much, and when I couldn't talk anymore, my tongue was all "ehhhh"! It was the worst! Don't you agree Fluttershy?" Rainbow gritted her teeth and covered her ears as Pinkie babbled, but then they all turned to face Fluttershy who just smiled.

    "...yes..." she replied softly, her sweet and lovable voice had returned. The ponies all laughed until they heard a loud knocking outside the room.

    "HEY! HELLO!" Mario bellowed as he was stuck floating outside the door, "WHEN DO I GET MY BATH! COME ON GIRLS THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"

    "Did you hear something?" Rainbow asked out of the blue.

    "I didn't hear nothin'," Applejack replied with a smirk.

    "All I did was defend Apple Bloom for crying out loud!" Mario shouted from behind the door, "I only wanted Applejack to listen to her more because she smart and is very capable of being useful if you give her the chance!" Applejack just sighed.

    "Okay, okay, point taken, sugarcube!" Applejack replied, "I guess Mario's been punished enough. Zecora does a shower work just as well as a bubble bath?" Zecora nodded as Applejack grabbed a squirt bottle and filled it up with the bath water. Applejack left the room (once she got the bucket off her back end) and the other ponies listened from inside the room.

    SQUIRT!

    "(blub)(blub-blub) Applejack! (blub-blub) What in the name of Celestia are you..."

    POP!

    "WAH!"

    CRASH!

    Mario's landing shook the ground as the other ponies flinched. Applejack casually came back into the room with the now empty squirt bottle with a smile on her face.

    "He's back to normal," she reported.

    "Back to normal she says," said Mario woozily as he lay on his stomach in the hallway. He had to admit he learned something else that day.

    He hated balloons. And...

    when a pony like him tries to 1up a girl, especially Applejack...

    You can't win.

    Don't worry, Mario will recover by next episode.

    Peace Pony Fans

    11. Swarm of the Century

    Swarm of the Century

    Pony's Log Number 110: It still amazes me how the cutest things in the world can lead to great feats of destruction and chaos...

    One day, Fluttershy was out in the outskirts of the Everfree forest busily gathering flowers with some of her animal friends.

    "La, la-la, la-la, la-la," she sang happily as she continued to fill the basket on her back with lots of beautiful flowers. Then a squirrel appeared before her to offer a flower to the collection. Fluttershy noticed that the squirrel had picked out a dandelion.

    "Thank you little squirrel, but remember these flowers are for Princess Celestia," Fluttershy replied, "Only the prettiest ones will do." A strong gust of wind hit the dandelion, blowing away its pedals, and leaving just a stem. The squirrel just smiled apologetically and dashed away. Fluttershy just smiled and went back to her humming as she headed towards a nearby cart.

    "La, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la..."

    CHIRP

    "Gah!" Fluttershy was suddenly started by the loud chirping and rushed behind the cart, dropping all the collected flowers onto the grass. She heard the chip again. There behind a rock was a insect with two pairs of wings, large eyes, and a spherical body. It just rose from its hiding place and smiled.

    "Hello, little guy," said Fluttershy sweetly, "I've never seen anything like you before." The insect flew over a nearby apple, sniffing it despite not even having a visible nose.

    "Oh, are you hungry?" Fluttershy asked and stomped the apple into some mush, "here you go." The insect just looked at the mush before heading towards a nearby bucket that was loaded with apples. The insect swarmed the bucket, eating every apple inside.

    "I guess you were hungry," said Fluttershy as the insect snuggled into Fluttershy's pink mane and purred.

    "You're the cutest thing ever!" said Fluttershy, "I can't wait to show you to my friends." Fluttershy was so excited to show off her new friends that it didn't occur to her that the insect's large appetite could pose a problem.

    (Theme song)

    Back in Ponyville, Twilight and Spike were busy trying to tidy up the library, but Twilight's need for perfection was not making the task any easier.

    "Oh! Hurry up, Spike!" said Twilight, "This place isn't gonna clean itself."

    "It also didn't mess itself up," said Spike, emphasizing the fact that he wasn't the one who threw all the books on the floor as he tried carrying a few at a time.

    "Princess Celestia will be here tomorrow!" Twilight explained as she continued to use her feather duster.

    "I thought this was just an unofficial casual visit," said Spike.

    "There's nothing casual about a visit from royalty," Twilight retorted, "I want this place to be spotless, and you've barely made a dent in the clutter." Spike just continued to try and put some books away on some of the higher shelves.

    "Maybe you should, ugh, start reading them one at a time?" Spike suggested before he lost his balance on the ladder, "Whoa -ho! Aw." Spike tumbled back into the floor and groaned.

    "Everything's got to be perfect," said Twilight, not listening to Spike at all, "No time for fooling around."

    "You know, this would be an awful lot easier if there weren't two of us here getting under each other's feet," Spike proposed, hoping to get out of cleaning the library.

    "Great idea," said Twilight, "You clean, I'll go see how everyone else's preparations are coming." Twilight then handed Spike her feather duster and headed out.

    "Or maybe I should..." But Spike was too late, Twilight was already gone and Spike was left to clean the library alone. He groaned as he got back to work.

    Twilight quickly galloped about the town as the other ponies were busy getting everything ready for Princess Celestia's visit. As she made her way into the park, she noticed how all the trees were decorated and flowers were being watered to ensure they were in full bloom for tomorrow. She then noticed that two ponies were setting up a banner as they chatted amongst each other.

    "WELCOME PRINCESS CELEST"

    Celest?

    "What happened to the rest of her name?" Twilight asked the two ponies.

    "We couldn't fit it all in," said Golden Harvest.

    "You can't hang a banner that says "Welcome Princess Celest"," said Twilight, "Take it down and try again." Golden Harvest and the other pony looked indignant as Twilight went on her way. She then noticed Bon Bon watering some flowers that were beginning to blossom.

    "That looks perfect," said Twilight, "Keep up the good work." Bon Bon just smiled as best she could considering the watering can was in her teeth. Twilight headed over to sugarcube corner where the Cakes were busy creating and setting up various types of desserts and delectable goodies.

    "Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Cake," said Twilight as she arrived outside of the shop's entrance, "How's the banquet coming?"

    "Uh...it would be coming a little better if..." Mrs. Cake pointed over towards a table that had various deserts and goods that had been munched and completely destroyed. The only decent item was a rather nicely decorated cake that had a tiara on top. Until a certain pink pony slammed her face into it and gobbled it up. She smiled as her muzzle was covered in butter cream, making her seem like she had a beard and she now had the tiara on her head.

    "Mmm..." Pinkie murmured as she used her long tongue to slurp up the rest of the frosting on her face. Mario popped out of the kitchen. He had come to help with banquet since Mrs. Cake seemed to enjoy having him assist with the baking and prepping. It seems Mrs. Cake always got a little misty when he was around...but that's another story.

    "UGH!" Mario cried out in frustration, "Will you quit devouring everything in sight! I can't keep making every dessert twice!" He gave the pink pony a glare but she didn't seem to notice.

    "Pinkie! What are you doing? Those sweets are supposed to be for the princess," Twilight protested.

    "I know. That's why I'm tasting them," said Pinkie, "Somepony needs to make sure that everything is tasty enough to touch the royal tongue."

    "Uhh, isn't that way I'm here helping with the baking?" said Mario, "considering I would know Mom's royal palette better than anypony?"

    "Well maybe I just wanna be your princess?" Pinkie replied, leaning her head against his. Mario just rolled his eyes.

    "Twilight's my princess," he muttered to himself but nopony heard him.

    "Anyway, I, Pinkie Pie, declare that these treats are fit for a king, or a queen, or a princess," said Pinkie regally. Mario just shook his head.

    "If the treats were left intact," said Mario indignantly.

    "Twilight, Pinkie, Mario, you won't believe...oh, I'm sorry. Uh, am I interrupting?" Fluttershy had just entered the shop when she noticed the three ponies were in a discussion.

    "No, not at all," said Pinkie, "Come on in and make yourself at home..." She then used her tongue to slurp up another cake, "...What's going on, Fluttershy?" Mario just hoof-palmed his face as Pinkie just smiled and Twilight glared at her.

    "You won't believe what I found at the edge of the Everfree Forest," said Fluttershy and then looked inside of her mane, "Come on out little guy. It's okay." The insect just peeked out of her mane shyly before hovering before the other three ponies. Yet Fluttershy was surprised to see not just one, but three of the insects now. The insects just purred and chirped happily together. Fluttershy gasped.

    "Three?" she exclaimed.

    "They're amazing," said Twilight as the insects flew about, "What are they?"

    "I'm not sure," said Fluttershy, "I'm also not sure where these other two came from."

    "I'll take one off your hooves," said Twilight, "I've never seen anything so...adorable." Twilight nuzzled it lovingly until she realized she was cooing over a bug in front of Fluttershy. She blushed sheepishly.

    "Besides, it'll be nice to have a companion for Spike so he won't bother me so much while Mario and I are studying," Twilight commented.

    "Pinkie, do you want the other one?" Fluttershy offered.

    "Ugh! A parasprite?" Pinkie retorted making a face, "Are you kidding?"

    "Ugh?" "A para-what?" "That's what they are called?" Fluttershy, Twilight, and Mario said at once as Pinkie made her way towards the exit of the shop.

    "Ugh. Now I gotta go find a trombone," said Pinkie angrily.

    "A what?" Twilight asked, still puzzled.

    "A trombone, you know," Pinkie imitated the instrument before leaping out of the doorway.

    "What's that got to do with parasprites?" Mario asked, but Pinkie was already out of sight.

    "Ahhh, typical Pinkie," said Twilight, brushing her off as her new parasprite just purred into her side.

    "Did you want the other one, Mario?" Fluttershy asked.

    "Umm...as cute as they are," said Mario nervously, "I'm not that big with bugs and insects, but thanks anyway." I'm still trying to decide of Pinkie really is being random or there is a connection to the parasprite and trombone. I'll need do a little research as soon as I can. Before Mario could sort out his thoughts, he and Twilight were making their way towards the Carousel Boutique as Rarity was busy making some outfits for tomorrow. She had somehow convinced Rainbow to model for one of the outfits, but the blue Pegasus' attention span was waning.

    "Stand still, Rainbow Dash," said Rarity as she was trying to stick some pins to hold the material in place and not stick Rainbow.

    "Ugh, I caaan't," Rainbow whined, "I need to flyyy! This is waaay too boring for me!" Rainbow tired to take off, but Rarity held her down by the tail so she couldn't escape.

    "Do you want to look nice for Princess Celestia or not?" Rarity asked her sternly. As much as Rainbow hated dressing up, especially since the outfit Rarity made for her was quite...noble and proper, she did want to be presentable and conceded with a long face. It was just than Twilight and Mario walked inside.

    "Wow. Rarity, these outfits are gorgeous," said Twilight as she saw them and Mario nodded in agreement.

    "Mmhmm. Thank you, Twilight," said Rarity, "Nice to know somepony appreciates my talents." Rainbow just covered her face with her fore-hoofs.

    "Ugh, sooo boooring," said Rainbow as she pulled down the bottom eyelids and make them recoil.

    "It might not be your style Rainbow," said Mario, "but you do look very pretty."

    "Oh hush!" Rainbow barked angrily. Mario looked hurt.

    "Excuse me for being honest and sincere," Mario retorted back indignantly before walking away. Rainbow then realized she had blown off a genuine complement, but before she could do damage control she heard several chirps.

    "Huh?" Rarity remarked since she heard the chirping as well.

    "What's that sound, Twilight?" Rainbow asked curiously. It was then not one, but three parasprites popped out of her mane.

    "Wow, what are they?" said Rainbow as she flew just above them despite her dress.

    "The better question is, where did they come from?" Twilight answered, "I only had one a minute ago."

    "That's not a good sign..." said Mario wearily, but none of the girls heard.

    "Uh, I'll take one," Rainbow volunteered before she began to cuddle it. It was quite an unusual sight to see Rainbow Dash snuggle with something so openly, but Mario didn't say anything about it. He liked seeing the girl's softer side.

    "Me too," Rarity replied right after as she snuggled with a parasprite of her own, "oh, they're perfect." Mario just sighed since he still felt uneasy about the bugs. Then Pinkie appeared outside the shop door.

    "Does anypony know where I can find an accordion?" she called out.

    "Check over at Lyra's house," said Mario, not looking at her and watching the other girls, "She used to play one a few years ago but gave it up. I'm sure she didn't toss it."

    "Thank you," said Pinkie before glaring at the other girls, "At least somepony is being helpful!" The other girls were too busy cooing and doing baby talk with their parasprites.

    "Girls! Hello! This is important," Pinkie yelled but was still ignored, "Durgh! Thanks alot." Pinkie the dashed away as Mario just rolled his eyes.

    "Still don't know what those instruments have to do with these parasprites," said Mario, "I...better go see about that book while they're busy..." Mario sneaked away back the library, but ended up staying longer than he planed helping Spike finish cleaning before heading back into his house to read the book. He hoped to find some answers.

    Later that night, Twilight was still worried about tomorrow.

    "The decorations, the banquet," she sighed, "I really hope everything comes together in time tomorrow." She looked about as Spike was already fast asleep and the little parasprite was just making baby-like noises as it snoozed nearby. Twilight just yawned as she climbed into bed.

    "Oh, what's there to worry about?" said Twilight as she went to sleep.

    The next morning arrived and Twilight was woken up with a start by the sound of loud baby noises. She looked around to see not one, not three, but several parasprites buzzing around her.

    "Spike! Wake up! What happened?" Spike woke up but two parasprites were resting on his eyes. Several more were buzzing around him.

    "Huh? Whaaa!" Spike screamed as he tugged off the two parasprites off of his eyes, "What's going on?" The parasprites just chirped in response.

    "Where did they come from?" Twilight asked.

    "I don't know," Spike answered, "The little guy got hungry in the night, so I gave him a snack, but...I have no idea where the others came from." Just then the parasprites began to remove and toss objects from the shelves.

    "Oh no!" Spike exclaimed, "They're messing up all my hard work!" Spike had forgotten the fact Mario had helped him out as he tried to shoo the parasprites away from the shelves and Twilight was trying to do the same, but there were too many parasprites to deal with.

    "The princess will be here in a few hours," said Twilight worried.

    "Ugh!" Spike groaned as he continued to gather the parasprites away from the shelves.

    "Spike, help me round up these little guys," Twilight called out.

    "Ugh, what does it look like I'm doin'?" Spike called out, showing a large basket filled several times his height with parasprites, "Ooow, waaah! D'oh!" Spike lost his balance and all the parasprites fell on top of him. Twilight just glared as some parasprites flew away so Spike could pop out of the pile.

    "I know, I know, "Stop foolin' around"," Spike replied with an irritated glare of his own. He was tired of being scolded for simply trying his best and getting overwhelmed.

    Back in the sky, Rainbow was just reclining lazily on a cloud shaped pillar style chair when a parasprite appeared under the cloud next to her and chirped. Then another. Then another. Then another.

    "Huh? Huh?!" Rainbow exclaimed when some of the parasprite began to land on her. Rainbow screeched, grunted, and groaned as she tried to shoo them off. But every time she tried, they kept flying right back on her.

    "Get off me!" she bellowed when they began even taking the shaped of headwear, accessories, even once forming a bathing suit. Rainbow groaned and grunted but the parasprites wouldn't stop trying to land on her. They finally made themselves into a beard n stache on her chin.

    "Waaa!" Rainbow screamed as she zoomed away and the other parasprites followed in hot pursuit.

    Rarity on the other hand was taking the multiplying parasprites very well. She had put them to work in her shop and they were helping her with several tasks she needed to get done that morining.

    "Not only are you adorable, but you're also quite useful," said Rarity. Once parasprite smiled and purred until it began to cough and grunt.

    "Oh are you okay?" Rarity asked worried until the parasprite spat out a brownish ball of goo into her eye, making her gasp, "Aaah! Eewww. Aaah! Gross, gross, gross!" It was then the ball of goo turned into a new parasprite. Rarity was disgusted.

    "No creature that behaves so revoltingly is allowed in my boutique!" Rarity said sternly. Her only reply was when the newly born parasprite spat out a purple ball of goo, which immediately became another new parasprite. All Rarity could do was scream.

    A little while later, Rarity sternly left her shop with her saddle bags loaded with all the parasprites inside. Pinkie had just arrived.

    "Look Rarity, Applejack loaded me a harmonica, "said Pinkie as she played a few notes from it, "Isn't that great?" Then she heard the parasprites chirping inside of Rarity's saddle bags. Pinkie gasped.

    "And not a moment too soon," said Pinkie.

    "Ugh, Pinkie, I'm a little busy right now," said Rarity as she walked away from the pink pony.

    "And I'm not?" Pinkie retorted, "You know how many more instruments I've gotta find? A lot, thats how many. Now if we split the list between us, we might just make it in time." Pinkie held Rarity close, but the marshmallow pony was in no mood to listen.

    "Please, Pinkie, I don't have time for some silly scavenger hunt," Rarity answered and just walked away, "I've got a real problem."

    "You've got a real problem, all right," said Pinkie, "and a banjo is the only real answer." Pinkie replied then zipped away. Rarity just rolled her eyes and walked away. She just arrived at a nearby lake outside of Fluttershy's cottage when she met up with Twilight, who was also carrying saddle bags loaded with parasprites. They both gasped when they saw each other.

    "I see we're having the same problem," Rarity pointed out.

    "Ditto!" Rainbow replied as she finally got the swarm of parasprites off her chin and flew away to keep them off of her.

    "Fluttershy knows everything about animals," said Twilight as they all approached her front door, "I'm sure she can tell us how to stop them from multiplying." Just as they opened the door, they were swarmed with parasprites, not just several, or dozens, but hundreds!

    "...or not," said Twilight wearily. Several hundred parasprites were buzzing about inside of Fluttershy's house as well as outside of it.

    "Ugh, do something Fluttershy," Twilight called out as she yellow Pegasus dashed about her house, "can't you control them?"

    "I've tried everything I know," said Fluttershy, "I've tried begging, and pleading, and beseeching, and asking politely and..."

    "Guh!" was all Rainbow could say. Twilight then whined inwardly. She had a vision of Princess Celestia arriving in Ponyville, only to be sent away screaming as the parasprites invaded her chariot and took her away.

    "If we can't get them under control before the Princess arrives, it'll be a total disaster!" said Twilight Sparkle. Then another parasprite hacked out another orb to produce another parasprite.

    "Ew!" Rarity retorted since she had to witness that again, "If you ask me, it's already a total disaster." It was just then Applejack arrived carrying a cartload of apples.

    "Here's all those apples you wanted, Fluttershy," said Applejack, "but I still can't figure out why you need so many. Hey!" Before Applejack could get an answer, several parasprites swarmed in and ate up all the apples, core and all, leaving the cart empty.

    "Don't feed them!" someone shouted from the distance. That was when Mario zoomed up to the group and came to fast stop.

    "Where have you been?" Twilight demanded, "we're in the middle of a crisis!"

    "Nice to see you too, Twilight," Mario replied sarcastically before turning serious, "I was busy most of the night reading up on these...parasprites...and trying to learn more about them. From what I can see, you already learned that they have the ability to rapidly multiply. The cause is the fact they have such endless appetites.

    "Endless?" the girls all exclaimed.

    "Yes, feeding them is also what make their numbers increase," said Mario, "keep them from eating, you keep them from multiplying. But of course that's easier said than done at this point."

    "Did the book say about getting rid of them?" Twilight asked. Mario shook his head.

    "I checked every page and cross-reference," said Mario, "There is nothing about defeating a parasprite."

    "What do we do?" Fluttershy asked worried. Twilight pondered for a second before gasping.

    "I got it!" said Twilight, "Nopony can herd like Applejack."

    "Yeah!" Rainbow added, "We can drive' em back into the forest." While Applejack didn't know as much about the situation as the rest of the group, she was ready for action.

    "I'll rastle 'em up," she replied with a scoff, "but I need everypony's help to do it. Twilight, you and Rarity wait over there. I'll heard the little critters straight at ya like a funnel. Rainbow, and Fluttershy stay on top of 'em, don't let 'em fly away. Mario, I've seen you heard 'em with the best. Yer with me."

    "Aye aye," said Rainbow as she and Fluttershy took to the skies.

    "Yeeeeeeee-haw!" Applejack called out as she rose from her hind legs and then galloped away with Mario at her side. The parasprites screeched as Applejack and the rest of the group began to corral them all up into one giant orb. Then they began to herd the giant parasprite ball towards the entrance to the Everfree forest. Two parasprites tried to escape but were quickly pushed back into the giant orb.

    "Alrighty y'all, here goes nothin'," Applejack called out, "Look out Rarity, that one's fixin' to get away. Keep a lead on 'em, Rainbow Dash! Hold on girls, we're almost there!"

    "Why is it I always feel excluded when you say just "girls"?" Mario asked annoyingly.

    "You make it too easy," Rainbow shouted as Mario gave her a death glare. Twilight was just concentrating when she noticed Pinkie had appeared out of nowhere and was running along with the group.

    "Pinkie!" Twilight exclaimed.

    "Twilight, we don't have much time," she answered.

    "You're telling me," Twilight answered, "The princess could arrive at any moment."

    "Exactly, "Pinkie agreed, "That's why I need you gals...and Mario..."

    "Thank you!" Mario exclaimed, glad to not feel excluded.

    "...to drop what you're doing and help me find some maracas," Pinkie finished.

    "Maracas?" Twilight exclaimed, "Pinkie, we've got much bigger problems than missing maracas!" Pinkie gasped.

    "You're right!" Pinkie replied, "Getting a tuba has to be our number one goal. Follow me." Pinkie than took off, but then came back, running backwards to keep pace, once she saw no one was following her.

    "I said, follow me!" Pinkie said more sternly. Rainbow just laughed at her.

    "Pinkie Pie, you are so random," she remarked. Unlike other occasions, Mario could tell that Pinkie was getting very frustrated.

    "Look Pinkie, I might be the only pony here that thinks there might be some sort of connection between these parasprites and what you're doing, but you're not making any sense to anypony!" Mario told her aloud.

    "But I need help!" Pinkie barked, "What do I choose, maracas or a tuba?" The other's just rolled their eyes.

    "Go with the tuba," said Mario, "it fits more with the other instruments. Here!" Mario summon a key with his horn and tossed it to Pinkie.

    "Inside my basement, I have several instruments," Mario explained, "You should find whatever you think you need there."

    "Well come on then," Pinkie replied with the key on her mouth, "We've got no time to lose!"

    "Pinkie, you can't expect us to just leave these parasprites out here to wonder all happy and free," said Mario, "Just do what you need to do okay! We've got this bunch!"

    "And you're all so stubborn!" Pinkie snapped and dashed away.

    "Forget her ladies...and gentlecolt," said Applejack, "Focus. Head 'em up and move 'em out." The ponies soon reached the edge of the forest and just let the giant orb of parasprites roll deep into the forest, hopefully to be lost forever.

    "All right!" said Rainbow with a grunt. Fluttershy reached out her fore-hooves as Rainbow gave her a hard double high five.

    "Ouch," said Fluttershy as she rubbed her now sore hooves.

    "We did it," said Twilight with a smile, "Nice work, Applejack."

    "Couldn't a'done it without y'all," said Applejack."

    "Now let's get back and clean up the mess they made before the princess arrives," Twilight suggested as the six ponies made their way back towards Fluttershy's house.

    "Okay, everyone know what to do, right?" Twilight instructed, "We gotta work extra hard to make up for lost time." Fluttershy then opened her door and like an explosion another swarm containing hundreds of fast flying parasprites came rushing out of Fluttershy's house.

    "Where did they come from?" Twilight asked as they ducked and covered from the incoming swarm.

    "Well, I may have kept just one," Fluttershy confessed, earning some very furious glares from everypony else.

    "Heh. I couldn't help myself," Fluttershy admitted sheepishly, "They're just so cute." Fluttershy nuzzled one, but the others were more worried about the new swarm.

    "We don't have time to keep rounding up these things," Twilight remarked, "What do we do now?"

    "We call in the weather patrol," said Rainbow as she put on some goggles and grunted and she took to the skies. Poor Rarity was shrieking as she ran away from the parasprite chasing her while the others struggled to rounded up again.

    "Time to take out the adorable trash," said Rainbow as she tucked her goggles over her eyes.

    "YAAAAAA!" Rainbow gave a Tarzan-like yell. The parasprites began to chirp as Rainbow created a makeshift tornado that sucked them all up into it like a vacuum. Everyone else tried to hold on to something to avoid being swept away since her mini-tornado created some strong winds. Soon enough, all the remaining parasprites had been sucked inside of it.

    "Way to go, Rainbow Dash!" Twilight called out, still grunting as she tried to regain her footing once the winds has died down.

    "Looks like our problems are solved," said Applejack.

    "They will be with these cymbals," said Pinkie, but she was too close to the tornado and they were quickly torn off her neck and sucked into it," Hey! Give me those back!"

    "Whoa. Yaa! Yow! Whoa! Wow!" Rainbow yelped a she tried to avoid the cymbals swirling about, at the expense of her control over the tornado, "I can't hold it! She's breaking up!" Rainbow was soon sent flying out of the tornado and landed back first into a tree. The tornado dissipated, sending now thousands of parasprites showering over Ponyville.

    "Pinkie Pie, what have you done?" Twilight exclaimed.

    "I've lost a brand new pair of cymbals, that's what I've done," said Pinkie.

    "Those cymbals were mine!" said Mario angrily, "Look Pinkie Pie, I've tried to be open minded about this, I've provided you with your instruments because I had some wild, delusional notion that you had some solution to our problem. But all I see you doing is getting in the way of us trying to get all these parasprites into one single location!"

    "Will you forget about your silly instruments for one second?" Twilight added, "You're ruining our efforts to save Ponyville."

    "And just showered an entire swarm of parasprites all over the town!" Mario added.

    "Me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruin-ee! Or it is ruiness? Ruinette?"

    "All seem right about you," Mario remarked to himself.

    "Come on girls, Mario, there's no reasoning with that one," said Applejack, "She's a few apples shorts of a bushel." Everyone galloped off to head back into town. Mario stared but then looked at Pinkie, giving her a disappointed look before going to catch up with the group.

    "Hey! I'm trying to tell you all that the ruining is on the other hoof," Pinkie shouted, "If you'd just slow down and listen to me!" Pinkie was soon left alone. Back in Ponyville, the other ponies were rather mesmerized by all the parasprites. One then landed near Bon Bon and Lyra, they seem to enjoy it's company until it started devouring both of their slices of pie. Bon Bon was shocked and Lyra was fighting not to start crying. Soon the other parasprites began to munch up flowers, fruits, vegetables, even those still in the ground...

    "Aah!" screamed a garden pony as some parasprites gobbled up the contents of her entire garden. Other ponies gasped and then ran for their lives as the parasprites began to gobble up every food item insight. The rest of the group arrived in the middle of the infestation and panic.

    "What are we going to do?" Fluttershy asked everyone, "They're eating all the food in town." Applejack then gasped as her green eyes shrunk.

    "My apples!" she yelled and ran right out of town towards Sweet Apple Acres.

    "We've gotta do something!" said Twilight.

    "Well, we could use my special bug be-gone spray!" Mario proposed, holding a spray pump with his magic.

    "Ahem," said Fluttershy, giving him a glare. Mario just chuckled nervously until he groaned and made the spray pump disappear. Twilight then gasped.

    "I got it!" said Twilight, "I'll cast a spell to make them stop eating all the food." Twilight then sent a magical wave that made all the parasprites stop eating the food. Pinkie had continued her instrument hunt and found herself some tambourines.

    "Look, tambourines! If you could all just..." Pinkie then noticed no one was listening, Mario just pointed a hoof for her to leave. Pinkie screamed in frustration and left, tambourines clashing as she ran off. Twilight gasped when she saw a nearby parasprite sniff and chirp at an apple but ignored it. Twilight and the others sighed with relief.

    "Umm, Twilight," Mario whispered into her ear, "That spell doesn't eliminate their eating habits, but only alters them. What did you change their diet to?" They soon found out as a parasprite ate the bucket the apples were in. Food carts had the carts devoured instead of their contents eaten. They were even munching on the walls, roofs, and display stands of houses and shops.

    "Nice to see you thought things through!" Mario remarked sarcastically.

    "Heh. Hey, it worked. They're not eating the food anymore!" Rainbow added in the same tone. Twilight just smiled sheepishly until Rarity realized something.

    "On no...if they get inside my store..." Rarity then panicked, "Everypony for herself!"

    "And him...oh forget it..." Mario muttered as Rarity was long gone. By the time Rarity had arrived at the boutique. The parasprites were already inside munching away.

    "My outfits!" Rarity exclaimed as they gobbled them all up without a second thought, "Go on, shoo! Get out of here, you naughty! Naughty!" But the nearby parasprite just belched out another ball, creating another parasprite as Rarity backed away and was now surrounded by them as she sat helplessly in a wooden stool.

    "I'll save you!" said Pinkie as she appeared outside the boutique and dashed inside. She ended up running right past Rarity. grabbing a nearby recorder into her mouth, played a note or two, and then dashed away. Whether that was all Pinkie had wanted or she ignored Rarity on purpose was anypony's guess, Rarity was now left to the mercy of the parasprites.

    "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Rarity screamed at the top of lungs.

    Meanwhile, Applejack had set up defenses in order to brace the Apple Farm for a dangerous parasprite invasion. She, Big Mac, and Granny Smith were donning pitch forks, a spray pump, and cameo hats.

    "No woodland creature's gonna eat the Apple Family's crop," said Applejack as they saw an incoming swarm if parasprites heading this way, "Brace yourself, y'all, here they come." The three gathered their weapons, but the parasprites simply buzzed past the three and gobbled up the entire barn exterior, causing the interior to collapse on itself. The Apple family was left agape as they dropped their weapons.

    "Didn't see that one comin'" was all Applejack could say.

    Things were no better as Mario and Twilight made their way back towards the Library, which was swarmed with parasprites as well.

    "Help!" Spike called out as Mario helped him to his feet, but the damage was being done. The parasprites were now getting into the books.

    "They're eating the words," Twilight gasped as one parasprite licked them off while another slurped up the writing scribbles like a piece of spaghetti. Just as one parasprite made another one appear, Twilight grabbed its wings by her teeth and dragged it out of the library with a grunt.

    "Help..." Spike asked as she and Mario made a direct beeline for Zecora's home. Zecora was appearing doing a combination upside down balance and mediation routine when Twilight and Mario burst through her door, making her tumble into her back.

    "Ugh. Have you gone mad?" Zecora asked in irritation.

    "Zecora, these little guys are devouring Ponyville, and the princess in on her way," Twilight explained in a panic as she showed the zebra the parasprite, "Can you help us please?" Zecora saw the parasprite and smiled.

    "Oh, monster of so little size," Zecora replied, "Is that a parasprite before my eyes?"

    "I don't know! Is it?" Twilight asked frantically.

    "I told you it was," Mario remarked, thought no surprised Twilight hadn't been listening. Zecora looked through a book. The same one Mario had read.

    "Tales of crops and harvest consumed, "said Zecora before sticking her head towards Twilight with a smug smile on her face, "If these creatures are in Ponyville, you're doomed." Twilight just gulped.

    "Mario..." she squeaked, "what else did the book say about them?"

    "You heard of the town Dustbowl, Hookie-poma?" he asked.

    "Yes..." Twilight answered.

    "There's a reason why it's nothing but a wasteland these days," Mario answered dearily. Twilight's eyes shrunk and Mario thought the poor girl had stopped breathing. A minute later, they were just outside Ponyville when they saw something in the sky.

    "Oh no, here she comes," said Twilight. There in the sky near a tall mountain where Canterlot resided, they could see the Princess's royal chariot leaving the city and making its way towards Ponyville. Twilight and Mario rushed into town, to find ponies screaming, parasprites munching, and other hiding and cowering for cover.

    "Aaaah, aaaaaaah!" Daisy screamed as a swarm was chasing her. Twilight just looked about until her mane frazzled a bit as something in her mind snapped.

    "Okay, here's the plan," Twilight began with a goofy smile on her face, "Rainbow Dash, you distract them."

    "YAAAA!" Rainbow screamed as a few of the parasprites came after her.

    "Good," said Twilight, "Everyone else, we need to build and exact copy of Ponyville right over there. We've got less than a minute!"

    "Are you crazy?" Mario retorted, "I can't build that faaaa-eeeeeeeeh..." Mario stopped talking as Twilight gave him a smile that was on the brink of a pony gone mad.

    "You will make it happen, because you're my best friend, and you wouldn't want to let me down right? Riiiiight?" Twilight asked in a way too sweet tone, making Mario step back as her face got right into his.

    "Okay..." Mario squeaked. Then Twilight snapped out of it, realizing what she was doing, and lowered her head in defeat.

    "Zecora's right, we're doomed," said Twilight in defeat. Mario just looked at her sadly.

    "Twilight...would it help at all if...I told Mom this was all my fault and mine alone?" Mario proposed. Twilight lifted her head in surprise.

    "You'd do that for me?" she asked, deeply touched. Mario nodded giving her a smile.

    "I'd do anything to make you stop feeling sad or worried," he told her gently. Twilight just gazed into his eyes as her own became larger and started to twinkle. Their eye gazing continued for another second before some trumpets blowing knocked them both back into reality.

    "Oh no, the princess's procession is here," Twilight exclaimed, "It's all over!"

    "No it won't," said Mario, "I said I'll take the blame..."

    "Mario, that's sweet, but I can't..." Twilight then stopped when she began to hear polka music. Then they both saw that it wasn't Princess Celestia at all. It was Pinkie coming down the street playing polka music with what had become her own one pony band.

    "Pinkie?" Twilight exclaimed, "We're in the middle of a crisis here. There is no time for your...nonsense?" Mario tapped her shoulder and pointed upwards. The parasprites appeared to stop munching and swarming about. Now they had begun dancing to Pinkie's music and began to follow her. Their other friends just watched in agape as Twilight and Mario walked up to them. They were all stunned that Pinkie's one pony band was actually working in driving every single parasprite out of Ponyville. They were soon following her at the very end of the line. Until they all saw Princess Celestia making her landing on the outskirts of town.

    "Look," Twilight pointed at the sky. The six ponies all made a mad dash in front of Pinkie and caught up to Princess Celestia. They all bowed as Princess Celestia made her landing and stepped out of the chariot.

    "Twilight Sparkle, Mario Star, my prized pupils," Princess Celestia said as the two ponies rose to their feet.

    "Hello, princess," said Twilight and Mario together.

    "Good to see you again Mom," said Mario, trying not to sound panicky. Everyone else just put on a brave smile, but one could see the nervousness in their faces.

    "So lovely to see you two again," said Princess Celestia, "as well as your friends."

    CRASH!

    With the clash of her cymbals, Pinkie arrived leading the parasprites towards the forest right alongside them. If the other ponies weren't nervous before, they were all now."

    " So...how was the trip?" Twilight asked nervously, "Hit much traffic?"

    "Did you have a smooth flight?" Mario asked as well since he couldn't think of anything else. It was then one of the parasprites appeared before Celestia.

    "Ah what is this?" she asked and chuckled as it nuzzled into Celestia's multicolored mane, "Oh ho ho, these creatures are adorable."

    "They're not that adorable," Rainbow whispered to Rarity, who just kept smiling sheepishly.

    "I'm terribly honored that you and the good citizens of Ponyville have organized a parade in honor of my visit," said Princess Celestia.

    "Parade?" Twilight asked and then Mario gave her a light nudge to the shoulder, "Oh. Yes, the parade."

    "Unfortunately, that visit is going to have to wait for another time," said Princess Celestia, "I'm afraid an emergency has come up in Fillydelphia. Apparently there's been some sort of infestation."

    "An...infestation?" Twilight and Mario asked together.

    "Yes, a swarm of incredibly bothersome creatures has invaded the poor town," Princess Celestia explained, "I'm sorry, Twilight and Mario, to have put you all through so much trouble."

    "Trouble?" said Twilight with a squeak in her tone.

    "What trouble?" Mario asked a toothy grin.

    "Before I have to go," Princess Celestia continued, "would you two care to give me your latest report on the magic of friendship in person?"

    "Our...report?" said Twilight and looked at Mario who was struggling to think of something.

    "Haven't you learned anything about friendship?" Princess Celestia asked. Mario and Twilight then noticed Pinkie still leading the parasprites into the Everfree forest and they both smiled.

    "Actually, we have," said Twilight. Mario gestured to say it for her, but Twilight shook her head and put his hoof down to say she would do it, "We've learned that sometimes the solution to your problems can come from where you least expect it. It's a good idea to stop and listen to your friends' opinions and perspectives..."

    CRAH

    Everyone flinched as Pinkie clashed her symbols once more.

    "...Even when they don't always seem to make sense," Mario finished for Twilight with a sheepish smile.

    "I'm so proud of you, Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star," said Princess Celestia, "and I'm very impressed with your friends as well. It sounds like you're all learning so much from each other."

    "Thank you, Princess," said Twilight.

    "Thank you, Mom," said Mario. Princess Celestia then had her chariot take off into the sky. Once she had disappeared, the six ponies than made their way towards Pinkie, who had just finished sending the last of the parasprites into the forest and stopped playing as her friends arrived.

    "Hey, what happened to the princess?" Pinkie asked.

    "Emergency in Fillydelphia," said Twilight.

    "Some sort of infestation," Rainbow added.

    "Oh no!" Pinkie remarked, "Have they got parasprites too? Well, have tuba, will travel." Pinkie started to play again, when Twilight stopped her.

    "I think the princess can handle it," Twilight assured her.

    "So you know what those critters were all along, huh Pinkie Pie?" said Applejack.

    "Well, duh!" Pinkie retorted as a matter of fact," Why do you think I was so frantic to get my hooves on all these instruments? I tried to tell you."

    "We know, Pinkie Pie," said Twilight, "and we're sorry we didn't listen."

    "Yeah Pinkie," said Mario, "Even I had a hunch that you might have known something, but I lost faith in you too soon. I didn't take the time to try and understand what you were trying to tell us. I'm sorry."

    "I'm sorry, Pinkie," said Rainbow.

    "So sorry, Pinkie," Rarity added.

    "Sorry, Pinkie," said Fluttershy.

    "Real sorry, Pinkie," said Applejack.

    "You're a great friend, even if we don't always understand you," Twilight said with a smile.

    "And I'm gonna try a little harder to try and understand you so I can defend you like I should have in the first place," Mario replied. That was a tall order, but Pinkie was touched for the offer.

    "Thanks guys, you're all great friends too, even when I don't understand me," Pinkie replied.

    "You saved Mario and I's reputation with Princess Celestia," said Twilight, "and more importantly, you saved Ponyville."

    Then they returned to see just how broken down and shambled the town really was.

    "...Or not," said Twilight.

    Pinkie just played a sad trombone.

    Mario just looked about and pondered to himself when he got an idea.

    "You know what?" he asked to no one in particular, "I think I can fix this!"

    "Now you admit you can fix this?"Twilight asked indignantly.

    "Not in less than a minute," said Mario, "I just need to get my toy box."

    "Your toy box?!" the other girls all exclaimed.

    "It might not make sense, but it will work," said Mario, reminding them of their lesson with Pinkie.

    "Well...ok."

    "Okay..."

    "Alright..."

    "If you say so..." They all mumbled as Mario zipped away and then returned with the toy box on his back that was yellow with multiple colored stars on it, but he walked over to Pinkie and tossed a bunch of pink papers at her.

    "Keep your "sweet babboo" notes off my refrigerator!" Mario told her and then held a hoof. Pinkie tried to play innocent when Mario gave her a glare and gestured his hoof again. She then handed back his house key.

    "Thank you," said Mario as he walked away from her as she stuck her tongue out at him and stood in front of the group.

    "HA-HA!" he cried out as he tossed the toy box into the air. The toy box bounced and the top of the lid open. He gave a whistle as dozens of little toy versions of peach colored ponies dressed in orange vests and hard hats jumped out and stood in line before him. (One could argue they looked like toy versions of him.)

    "Oh yeah!" they called out one at a time, raising a hoof as they stood before Mario.

    "Let'sa go little guys," Mario called out as the toys followed him and then split up. The six girls watched in awe as the mini-pony toys started to repair all the damages that the parasprites left behind. Some of the ponies nearby began to smile as the mini pony toys continued their work. It wasn't much longer before the toys finished restoring Ponyville like nothing had ever happened. Then in single files lines, the toys hoped back into the toy box. Once the last toy was inside, Mario used his horn to close the toy box and then leaned against it so he could stand just using his back hooves and crossed his front hooves before the other girls.

    "Way to go," he replied as the repairs were complete. The six girls were just staring with the jaws dropped. Then Twilight snapped out of her stupor and began to laugh.

    She was glad to be able to smile after what had been a long day.

    "And the best part," said Pinkie as she spoke to you, the readers, and shows you a key, "I made a copy of Mario's house key. Now I can see my sweet babboo whenever I want!"

    CHOMP!

    Pinkie extended her arms at the end of her little speech, only for the key on her left hoof to be gobbled up by a random parasprite and the insect quickly disappeared. Pinkie looked at her empty hoof as her eyes watered and her lower lip quivered.

    "WAH! HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Pinkie sobbed since she had only made one copy.

    Mario played a sad trombone as he stood in front of her view.

    Better luck next time Pinkie Pie.

    Phew, that was a close call for Mario and Twilight. Especially for Mario at the end.

    Peace Pony Fans.

    12. Winter Wrap Up

    Winter Wrap Up

    Pony's Log Number 111: Sometimes we get so eager to help out that we often cause more problems for others...

    The sound of crickets could heard in the very early morning just outside the Grand Oak Library as Twilight and Spike were fast asleep in their little sleeping quarters. Spike continued to snore in his basket when Twilight awoke with a gasp.

    "Spike, wake up," Twilight said excitedly, "Wake up, wake up, wake up, it's Winter Wrap Up Day!"

    "Huh? Mommy?" Spike mumbled as he opened some very sleepy eyes.

    "Winter Wrap Up!" Twilight repeated as she got into the young dragon's face.

    "You're not mommy," Spike replied before going back to sleep.

    "Spike, the first day of spring is tomorrow," Twilight told him as she looked at her calendar that had a hand drawn tree on it, "so everypony in Ponyville needs to clean up winter. Now help me get ready." Twilight jumped into some yellow short boots, tried tying what appeared to be a fleece saddle on her back.

    "Clean up winter?" Spike asked sleepily, "Who cleans up winter? Don't they just use magic to change the seasons like they do in Canterlot?"

    "No Spike, Ponyville was started by Earth ponies," Twilight explained as she was struggling to get her saddle to stay in place, "so for hundreds of years they've never used magic to clean up winter. It's traditional." It was just then her saddle fell off and she gave a loud sigh.

    "It's ridiculous," Spike remarked, "No magic...Fuh." Twilight then retied her saddle back into place, grabbed her pinkie and white scarf to put it on, and then went over to a checklist.

    "Okay, let's see: scarf, check; saddle, check; boots, check; Spike refusing to get up and going back to sleep, check," said Twilight as she marked the items off on her list, "It's a good thing I'm so organized, I'm ready. Bright and Early." Twilight opened her door and found that it was still dark outside and no pony else was up. If one were to guess, it was probably around three in the morning.

    "Oh...maybe a little too early," said Twilight sheepishly with a light chuckle.

    (Theme Song)

    After her little mishap, Twilight removed her gear and headed back to bed. She found it hard to fall back asleep since she was too excited about Winter Wrap Up and decided to do some reading. Twilight must have really gotten into her book because it felt like just minutes had passed when she heard a knock on the door. She put her book down to find Mario outside wearing just a winter hat in light blue on his head.

    "Morning Twilight," said Mario, "Excited about your first Winter Wrap Up?"

    "I sure am!" said Twilight and then looked outside, "Mario, it's still dark out."

    "Not for long," said Mario as he leaned his head to show Twilight a golden light that was beginning to remove the darkness in the early winter sky from the horizon.

    "Oh, it's time," said Twilight, "Let me get Spike and we can get going." Mario nodded as Twilight rushed upstairs.

    "Sure you don't want me to carry mister sleepyhead for you?" Mario called out.

    "I've got him," said Twilight as she came downstairs with a still snoozing dragon on her back, "Let's get going." Mario nodded as the two headed towards town hall. Despite running all the way there, the sun was already getting high in the sky as they found dozens of other ponies had already gathered around the town.

    "Those must be the team vests Rarity designed," Twilight pointed out since most of the ponies were already wearing them, "Blue for the weather team, green for the plant team, and tan for the animal team. I wonder which team vest I'll be wearing."

    "Good question," said Mario, "I haven't really thought about it. I was hoping we'd be in the same team."

    "Oh Mario," said Twilight, "we do things together all the time. No harm in being on separate teams."

    "I guess," said Mario with a brave smile, but the idea of working separately from Twilight made him feel a little sad.

    "I'll take a blue vest, same color as my blanket," Spike remarked sleepily, "which I think I hear calling my name. "Spike! Spike! Come to bed!" Ugh, it's too early." Twilight and Mario just chuckled to each other as Mayor Mare appeared before all the ponies.

    "Thank you, everypony, for being here bright and early," Mayor Mare said proudly, "We need every single pony's help to wrap up winter and bring in spring." The ponies cheered as Twilight hopped up and down amongst the crowd of ponies.

    "Now, all of you have your vests, and have been assigned to your teams," Mayor Mare continued, "so let's do better than last year, and have the quickest Winter Wrap Up ever!" The ponies all cheered again.

    "Oh, this is so exciting," said Twilight.

    "It is," said Mario, "but why did Mayor Mare say everypony has their vests and assigned teams? I never got my notification or my vest for that matter."

    "All right everypony, find your team leader, and let's get galloping," Mayor Mare finished. Mario looked worried.

    "Now what we do?" said Mario, "I hope this won't be like magic school where I'm stuck having captains telling each other to pick me." While this had been before his days on the track team, it was still a memory that haunted him to this day. Twilight was rather overwhelmed.

    "Oh gosh, where should I go?" she wondered, "I'm not sure where I fit in. What exactly does everypony do?"

    It was then the screen goes dark and a single spot light appeared around Rainbow Dash. It appears it is time for another song. And it's not a Pinkie Pie one. (phew)

    [Rainbow]

    Three months of winter coolness
    And awesome holidays

    [Pinkie Pie-spotlight moves to her and does so with each new pony solo]

    We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
    Time off from work to play

    [Applejack]

    But the food we've stored is runnin' out
    And we can't grow in this cold

    [Rarity]

    And even though I love my boots
    This Fashion's getting old

    [Twilight- she and Mario as they are walking about]

    The time has to welcome spring
    and all things warm and green

    [Mario]

    But it's also time to say goodbye
    It's winter we must clean

    [Twilight and Mario]

    How can I help? I'm new you see
    What does everypony do?
    How do I fit in without magic?
    I haven't got a clue!

    [chorus-several ponies began to dance and start joining their teams]

    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap up!
    Let's finish our holiday cheer
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap up!

    [Applejack]

    'Cause tomorrow spring-

    [Rainbow]

    -is here!

    [Chorus]

    'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

    [Rainbow-now with several Pegasi in the air clearing and moving unwanted clouds from the sky and helping birds return from the south]

    Being home the southern birds
    A Pegasus' job begins
    And clearing all the gloomy skies
    To let the sunshine in
    We move the clouds
    And we melt the white snow

    [Rainbow and Pinkie]

    When the sun comes up
    It's warmth and beauty glow!

    [Chorus-some ponies began collecting items and materials for Rarity while doing some more snow removal.]

    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
    Let's finish our holiday cheer
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

    [Rarity-working on some nests and baskets]

    Little critters hibernate
    Under the snow and ice

    [Fluttershy-she and several ponies help to wake up some of the hibernating animals, give them food, and clean their sleeping spaces. Some birds circle Twilight, Mario, and Spike.]

    We wake up all their sleepy heads
    So quietly and nice

    [Rarity]

    We help them gather up their food
    Fix their homes below

    [Fluttershy]

    We welcome back the southern birds

    [Fluttershy and Rarity]

    So their families can grow!

    [Chorus-ponies now removing the snow from trees. Twilight, Mario and Spike get a load of snow dumped on them. Only find Rainbow was the one who dropped the snow on them.]

    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! ([Rarity] Winter, Winter])
    Let's finish our holiday cheer
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! ([Rarity] Winter, Winter])
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up! ([Rarity] Winter, Winter])
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

    [Applejack-some ponies now clearing snow from the farming grounds and tilling the land]

    No easy task to clear the ground
    Plant our tiny seeds
    With proper care and sunshine
    Everyone it feeds
    Apples, carrots, celery stalks
    Colorful flowers too
    We must work so very hard

    [Applejack, Cherry Berry, and Golden Harvest]

    It's just so much to do!

    [Chorus-ponies clearing their rooftops of excess snow]

    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
    Let's finish our holiday cheer
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

    [Pinkie]

    'Cause tomorrow spring is here

    [Chorus]

    'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

    [Twilight]

    Now that I know what they all do
    I have to find my place

    [Mario]

    And help with all of my heart
    Tough task ahead I face

    [Twilight]

    Help the Earth pony way
    I wanna bring so I must
    Do my best today,

    [Twilight and Mario at they overlook a cliff]

    Do my best today!

    [Chorus]

    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
    Let's finish our holiday cheer
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here
    Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!

    [Twilight and Mario]

    'Cause tomorrow spring is here
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here
    'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

    In three perfect seconds, each team disappears, leaving Mario and Twilight alone to decide where they will go.

    "Everypony belongs to a team," said Twilight as she looked at Spike and Mario, "What should I do? Where should I go?"

    "I'm just as unsure as you are Twilight," said Mario, "Maybe..."

    ZOOM!

    Just then Rainbow flew by at high speed to some other Pegasi who were waiting for her in the town. She was the captain of the weather team.

    "All right team, you're clear for takeoff," said Rainbow as the Pegasi took flight into the air.

    "Rainbow Dash!" Twilight called out as she and the others caught up with the blue Pegasus.

    "Oh, hey, Twilight, Mario, what's up?" Rainbow asked.

    "What are you doing?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "Sending off one of my flight crews to retrieve the birds that flew south for the winter," Rainbow answered.

    "Oh, can I help?" Twilight asked eagerly, "How about if I help clear out the clouds?"

    "Umm..." Rainbow then raised and flapped her wings to remind Twilight about a huge flaw in her idea.

    "Right. No wings," Twilight remembered.

    "Luckily I had a plan for that," said Mario. On their way back into town, he had picked up a saddle bag and pulled out what appeared to be some white wings. He then clipped them into his backside and they allowed him to hover into the air.

    "Alright, let's bust some clouds!" said Mario as he tried to take off, but alas, his magic wings were still in their development stages. They could only help keep Mario in the air, but flying quickly wasn't possible just yet as he moved forwards at a very slow speed. Rainbow laughed.

    "Good try Mario," Rainbow chuckled, "but being fast on the ground and being fast in the air are two very different things."

    "Besides, you're not supposed to use magic," Twilight added, "and that includes magic items." Mario gave them an unamused look when his wings suddenly disappeared. Apparently the wings didn't last very long either.

    "Oh great..." Mario replied as he tried to flutter jump to stay in the air. He gave them both a shrug before dropping like a rock back the ground with a thud.

    "UGH!" he grunted as he landed on his back. Ouch.

    "Sorry, Twilight and Mario," said Rainbow and took off at high speed, startling Twilight a bit as she watched Rainbow disappear.

    "Great, now what do we do?" Twilight asked out of the blue as Mario just wobbled over to her, still hurting a bit from the landing. Spike just let himself tumble into some nearby bushes.

    "I don't know about you," Spike said with a yawn, "but I'm gonna be nappin'." Spike was soon snoring as Twilight poked his cheek with a fore-hoof.

    "Come on Spike," Twilight retorted, "this is serious business. Winter needs to be wrapped up, and we're determined to do our part. Somehow." Twilight looked worried until Mario walked beside her.

    "Let's keep looking around," he proposed, "I'm sure there's plenty to do on the ground." Twilight smiled and continued their search. They soon found themselves in front of the Carousel Boutique where Rarity was busy working on a project.

    "Rarity, please tell me there's something, anything that we can do to help," Twilight asked, nearly pleading as Spike stood between the two girls. Mario was behind Twilight.

    "Well, how would you like to help create Ponyville's finest birds' nests?" Rarity suggested.

    "Birds' nests?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "Why yes," Rarity replied, "When the weather team guides the birds back north for the spring, they'll need a place to lay their eggs." Rarity showed them a nicely made birds nest made from scratch.

    "Wow, Rarity, that's one really beautiful," said Twilight.

    "It's amazing," Mario added.

    "Oh why, thank you most sincerely," said Rarity kindly, "Would you two like to try your hoof at a nest?"

    "Would I?" Twilight exclaimed excitedly, "Yes! Where do I begin?" Mario simply nodded.

    "Okay. Now...uh, take some of the straw and hay over there," said Rarity as she handed Twilight the materials. Twilight continued to work as she listened to Rarity's instructions, or at least tried to, "Now, weave them through there, yes. Uh, take some ribbon, yes, oh uh, n...not there, yes, uh, tuck it over there, uh but be careful not to...I don't know I guess that would do...oh dear."

    "There!" said Twilight, feeling pleased with herself, "It looks just like...yours. Oh my." Twilight then noticed that compared to Rarity's work that her nest looked like something a foal might have done for their preschool project.

    "That nest needs to be condemned," Spike told Rarity.

    "Oh, Spa-ha-hike," Rarity chuckled, "It's not so bad, ah, maybe birds can use it as a..." Rarity was doing her best to not hurt Twilight's feelings.

    "An outhouse?" Spike proposed, not afraid to be directly honest.

    "Spike," Rarity said firmly especially seeing Twilight look rather upset and hurt, "It's just fine." Twilight just gave an embarassed smile.

    "Yeah, Spike, it was her first try," Mario add, "I'd like to see you do better."

    "Well, what about you?" Spike proposed, "You are the artistic one." Mario snorted.

    "Fine," said Mario as he smugly approached Rarity's example.

    "Hmm...let's see," said Mario as he looked at the nest up close, "a little of that...that goes there...and this ties to...uh-huh, uh-huh. Got it!" Mario then took some materials and then with a quickly shifting of his hooves made a perfect copy of Rarity's nest in just seconds. Then he made another, then another, and then another...until he had made a good dozen perfect nests.

    "It gets easier once you do it again and...oh..." Mario's excitement soon disappeared as Twilight just gave him an irritated glare, "I...think I'll stop for now."

    "Yours is just fine," said Rarity to Twilight, "It's just a little rough around the edges. Let me lend you a hoof." Rarity pushed Twilight aside and tried to tweak it.

    "Let's just untie this ribbon, and let me take out these sticks here, we'll shave this..." Rarity continued to mumble as Twilight sunk her head lower and lower in defeat.

    "Hw..." she groaned. Soon she, Spike, and Mario were right behind Rarity as her mumbling continued.

    "I think we lost her," said Spike. Twilight just lowered her head and walked sadly away.

    "Ah, and we need to weave the string..." Rarity continued to mumble, not knowing the two ponies and dragon had disappeared. Soon the three friends found themselves in the Ponyville outskirts where they found a familiar pink pony on some ice.

    "Hellooooooo, Twilight! Mario! Wheeeeeeee!" Pinkie called out from the ice as she continued to skate about gracefully on the ice.

    "Wow, Pinkie Pie, you're quite the skater," said Twilight as she made her way down to the lake, "Probably the best skater I've ever seen."

    "I didn't know you were skilled in figure skating," Mario added, quite impressed himself.

    "Thanks, Twilight and Mario," Pinkie answered, "I've been doing this since I was an itty-bitty, little-whittle, Twinkie-Pinkie. Just comes natural. Which is probably why they designated me the lake scorer. I cut lines in the lake with my skates. That way, when the rest of the weather team comes here to break the ice, it will be as easy as pie." Pinkie continued to skate about to demonstrate her point.

    "How clever," said Twilight, "When the thick ice begins to melt, it will break along those lines."

    "Well, you sure have alot of work ahead of you," Mario added, "There's quite a few lakes in Ponyville."

    "Ha, tell me about it," said Pinkie wearily until she got an idea, "Hey, Twilight and Mario, wanna help me out?"

    "Would I?" Twilight replied excitedly for the both of them.

    "Come on, put on those skates over there," said Pinkie, "I bet you'll be a natural too."

    "Okay," said Twilight and rushed over to Pinkie's spare skates. Mario then reached into his bag.

    "Good thing I packed my old pair," said Mario, "There a bit rusty..."

    "You shouldn't go ice skating on rusty skates," said Pinkie, "I think I've got another pair..."

    "I mean, my skills are rusty," said Mario as he put on some light blue skates on his hooves, "I haven't skated in years." Mario wobbled a bit before getting his balance and was soon skating about as gracefully as Pinkie was. Pinkie skating along side of him.

    "You are a natural," said Pinkie, "Come and dance with me." Mario rolled his eyes before he got an idea.

    "If we skate side by side, we can make twice as many lines while we dance," Mario proposed.

    "What a great idea!" Pinkie replied, "let's dance." Soon the two were enjoying themselves, doing steps, flips, balancing poses, and more together in sync, but poor Twilight was having trouble just trying to stand up with her skates.

    "Uh...maybe on second thought..." said Twilight barely keeping her stomach from hitting the ice.

    "What are you talking about?" Spike protested, "You said you wanted to be helpful."

    "Yippie!" "HA-HA!" Mario and Pinkie chortled as they skated by.

    "Now get out there," said Spike as he pushed Twilight forward, but he pushed her so hard that she was soon going too fast to have any control over her momentum.

    "Oh no, whoa, wow..." Twilight retorted as she tried to gain control of her momentum on the ice. Pinkie stopped skating while Mario went after her.

    "Twilight, steer! Steer!" Pinkie shouted. Mario managed to keep her from going off the ice but Twilight was moving too frantically as he was soon holding onto her with his back hooves off of the ground.

    "Yaaaaa!" Twilight screamed. Mario tried to get his back hooves on the ice, but it was no good.

    "Oh boy..." said Pinkie as Twilight collided with her. The three all screamed. Spike was too busy laughing until they collided with him and crashed into the snow. Their collision had created a snowpony made out of three snowballs. Spike at the top, followed by Pinkie in the middle, and Twilight as the bottom ball. Where was Mario? He was the platform underneath the snowpony.

    "Pwuh!" Spike spluttered, poking his eyes out of his snowball. Pinkie and Twilight just blipped as they poked their eyes out of their snowballs.

    "Mmmmmmm-Mmmmmmm!" Mario said muffled from underneath the snow. Spike rolled off of Pinkie and Twilight laughing as the two ponies moved over so Mario could poke his head out of the snow.

    "Ha, ha, you are a natural, Twilight," Spike laughed, "A natural disaster."

    "Twilight, you did a great job your first time around," said Pinkie cheerfully, "I'm sure my first time was just as wobbly and bobbly and crasheriffic as yours."

    "Really?" said Twilight hopefully. But then Pinkie's usual smile went straight.

    "No," said Pinkie point blank. Spike just chuckled, Mario gave him a death glare, and Twilight felt rather discouraged.

    "But did I make you feel better?" Pinkie asked.

    "Mm-hmm, yeah, I guess," Twilight answered, unable to hide the disappointment in her voice.

    "I think you'll be super awesome at something that keeps your hooves on the ground," Pinkie suggested, "I know Fluttershy could probably use your help with the critters."

    "Well...I'm pretty good with little animals," said Twilight, "Yeah, I'll go help her." Twilight then tried to skate away.

    "Uh...it's, ah, that a-way," said Pinkie, pointing in the opposite direction.

    "Yaaaaaa!" Twilight screamed as Spike continued to laugh. Mario angrily dumped a pile of snow on Spike before skating off to go catch Twilight. Spike just popped out of the snow pile indignantly before catching up with the two ponies. Finding Fluttershy was easier than they thought since they found her near a large collection of holes in the ground. The yellow Pegasus had just used her bell and was now halfway inside a nearby hole.

    "Wake up, little sleepy heads," said Fluttershy gently, "Hope you had some wonderful dreams and restful hibernation, but it's time to get up now, spring is coming." Two little hedgehogs yawned and came crawling out of their holes.

    "Aww, how cute," said Twilight as the two hedgehog walked away.

    "Hey, there!" Mario waved to them. They began to say something in their language to him, but Mario understood what they were saying.

    "Oh, ok, just this once," said Mario as he did a few spin jumps for them and rolled around in a ball. The two hedgehogs applauded him.

    "Hey, it's thank to you guys I can do that," said Mario as he waved them good bye.

    "They are cute, aren't they?" Fluttershy replied once Mario was finished, "This is my favorite task the whole season, when I get to see my little animal friends again."

    "Uh, what's "hibernation"?" Spike asked, saying the last word slowly.

    "It's like a long sleep," Fluttershy answered.

    "Long sleep?" Spike repeated.

    "Yes," said Fluttershy as she rang her bell again at another animal hole, "Wake up, little porcupines. Animals often hibernate through the winter to save their energy and eat less food."

    "I definitely like the idea of hibernation, uh, except for the "eat less food" part," said Spike as two porcupines exited the hole. They yawned as they went to give each other a hug, but then yelped as they ended up sticking each other with their quills.

    "Oh, would you just look at all these warrens and dens," said Fluttershy as they all surveyed the dozens of holes filled with animals, "I'm worried that I won't be able to wake up every animal before spring comes."

    "Well, Mario and I can help, Fluttershy," Twilight suggested.

    "You will?" said Fluttershy happily, "Oh that would be wonderful." Fluttershy then handed Twilight a bell. Mario pulled out a spare from his saddle bag and followed Fluttershy towards the other dens. Twilight looked around to decide which hole she wanted to try first.

    "Okay, let's start there," said Twilight as she made her choice. She gave the bell in her mouth a light ring.

    "Hello?" said Twilight as she peeked inside, "Wake up little friends, wherever you are. Spring is coming." Twilight gave her bell another ring.

    "I wonder which cute little furry creatures I've awoken," Twilight said excitedly. She soon got her answer as three creatures gave her a loud hiss.

    "Waaa! Snakes! Snakes!" Twilight yelped and backed away. She walked right past Fluttershy and Mario, who had just taken care of a couple of dens when Twilight went by and right into a large cave. Twilight then ran out screaming as some bats came flying out. She was so focused on running away that she ran into a tree.

    "Ugh!" Twilight grunted. Mario and Fluttershy just looked up at a nearby beehive fell from its branches and landed right into her head. Twilight screamed again and ran from the chasing bees into another hole.

    "Ugh!" Twilight groaned, but this time because the hole she had run into belong to a couple of skunks. Spike held his nose and Mario covered his own as the two skunks walked out, stink and all.

    "Good morning, friends," said Fluttershy sweetly. Twilight just groaned from inside the cave.

    "I'll get her," said Mario, his voice nasal from trying to keep the smell out. He then equipped a beehive suit with a gas mask. He couldn't help but do the "Darth Vader" breathing as he went to retrieve his best friend. It didn't help that Twilight screamed when he saw him either. Once she realized it was Mario, she let him carry her back to the library.

    As Mario waited in the main library area, Spike was with Twilight in the pantry room since the only cure for skunk smell was bathing in tomato sauce (or paste I don't remember which it is). Spike was busy washing Twilight as she just sat in the tub groaning. Not only was she stinky, but her face was covered in bee stings.

    "All this Winter Wrap Up stuff is a lot harder than it looks," Twilight sighed before adding bitterly, "For most of us..." Twilight glared outside the door where Mario was waiting for them, but Spike didn't seem to notice.

    "Right, because there's no magic," Spike replied, his voice nasal since he had a pin over his nose to reduce the smell from entering his nostrils, "Why don't you just use magic, Twilight, and get it done the right way?"

    "No, no, no!" Twilight retorted, "I'm gonna find some other way even if it kills me."

    "Twilight don't say things like that," Mario replied outside the door since the door didn't block out any of the conversation.

    "You stay out of this!" Twilight yelled angrily as Spike dumped another can of tomato sauce on her head. Mario was hurt and just kept quiet until Twilight came out so he could give her the cream that would heal the bee stings.

    Once Twilight was stink free and healed, the three friends quietly made their way towards Sweet Apple Acres.

    "Keep pushin', Caramel," said Applejack from the distance, "That's it, Bumpkin. I know it's hard work, but you guys are doing great. Yee-haw!"

    "Hey Applejack," said Twilight as she, Mario, and Spike arrived, "How's everything going?"

    "Oh just dandy," Applejack replied, "A little slow startin', but peachy all the same. There's alot of ground to clear, ya hear? We can't even start the plantin' and the waterin' until we git all this heap of snow hightailed outta here."

    "Okie Dokie!" said Mario, "Just watch this!" Mario then jumped into the air, curled into a ball, rolled himself about to dig into the snow and then sped away, while his trail was thinner than the other colts pushing the snow plows. He was still clearing the land at a much faster pace. Twilight just rolled her eyes at him before remembering why she was there.

    "Well, I'd like to help," Twilight offered.

    "Well, I...I dunno Twilight," said Applejack, not sure about Twilight's offer.

    "Just give me a chance," Twilight proposed, giving the orange pony a toothy smile.

    "Well, I never turn down a hard worker, but..." Applejack didn't get to finish as Twilight walked over to the snowplow and climbed into it.

    "Ugh...Ugh," Twilight struggled and gasped as she tried to move the snowplow, but she couldn't get it to budge. She stopped for a second and looked back. Both Spike and Applejack just shook their heads. She then remembered that Spike had said:

    Think of how much quicker they could wrap up winter with your magic.

    Twilight still wasn't sure until Mario zoomed by next to her at high speed. Her hesitancy seemed to disappear one she saw the colt easily clearing the snow without a snowplow.

    "I could use a come-to-life spell," said Twilight and then made her horn glow, "Hwww...here goes..." Soon the snowplow began to move on its own at a steady pace. Twilight then moved at the same speed to avoid any suspicion. The other colts thought something was off and it wasn't because she was a mare. But Applejack was no dummy either.

    "Hmm. She's awful strong for such a little pony," she remarked suspiciously. Spike then noticed the faint glow and smiled.

    "That's my girl, following my advice," said Spike.

    "And what in tarnation does that mean?" Applejack asked, glaring at him. Before Spike could answer, Twilight suddenly realized that her snow plow was picking up its pace. Soon it was pushing her forward and she couldn't control it anymore.

    "Uh-oh," Twilight gasped, "Slow down. Slow down!" But it was no good, her snowplow was running out of control. She barely avoided the other colts and soon found herself creating a large snowball in front of her plow. She tried hard to regain control, but because she couldn't see, she ended up colliding with Spike and Applejack. Spike yelped.

    "Whoa-oa-oa!" Spike and Applejack cried out as they went round and round inside the snowball.

    "What's going on?" Applejack demanded, speaking each sentence when her head rolled above the plow, "Wha'd'ya do? You used magic, didn't you?" Before Twilight could reply, they collided into a dirt wall barrier near a nearby hill. Since the hill was loaded with snow, it caused a large avalanche. The snow covered a large portion of the land the colts had been spending most of the day clearing. They all gave Twilight a distant glare as the two ponies and Spike popped themselves out of the snow. Mario had just arrived to get them out.

    "Nuts, Twilight," said Applejack sternly, "you used magic."

    "The nerve," Spike added in disapproval, "Can you believe her?" Applejack just glared.

    "It was your idea, genius!" Mario retorted, not letting Spike dump all the blame on Twilight. Spike just chuckled sheepishly.

    "That's not how we do it 'round here, Twilight," Applejack scolded severely, "and especially not around MY FARM!" Poor Twilight was on the verge of tears.

    "Well, see, I just wanted to..." Twilight couldn't say anymore and just let out a whine before taking off at fast as she could. Applejack soon regretting being so harsh to Twilight as Mario went after her.

    "Twilight, Twilight wait!" Mario called as he caught up with her and got in front of her, "I know it was an accident and Applejack just lost her..."

    "Just leave me alone!" Twilight yelled as her voice cracked, "I don't need you showing me that you can do anything while I can't seem to do anything at all!" Twilight then took off again but this time Mario just sat in the snow as she disappeared. As he watched her leave, a few tears left his eyes.

    It was late afternoon by the time both Mario and Spike had found Twilight hiding inside of a bush just outside the town hall building.

    "Come on, Twilight," said Spike, "Come on out." Mario said nothing. He was still hurt over being yelled at and wasn't sure of how he could help.

    "I'm a winter mess up," said Twilight sadly, her voice muffled by the bush.

    "Well, you're good at a lot of things," Spike pointed out, "Just not nest-making, ice-skating, animal-waking, and snow clearing.

    "Thank a lot for making me feel so much better," Twilight remarked with a small whine.

    "That's what I'm here for, sister," said Spike proudly and Mario face-hoofed himself.

    "I don't know if it is the lack of sleep or not, Spike," he said sternly, "but you're sensitivity to Twilight's problems has really been off today."

    "Oh, and like yours?" Twilight snapped, "Always acting like everything is so easy, making me look like a big goof off?" Mario looked away.

    "Ease off on the guy, Twilight," said Spike, "he's not doing that on purpose."

    "I can't help it if these jobs come easy for me," said Mario, "I didn't expect you to hate me for it." Twilight just let out a long and loud sigh.

    "I don't hate you, Mario," said Twilight softly, "It's just I..."

    "Rainbow Dash, y'all on the weather team need to melt the rest of the snow here on the ground and in the trees, pronto," Applejack ordered a few feet away. Apparently, something was up as she, Rainbow, and Fluttershy were just outside town hall.

    "Got it," Rainbow replied and went to take off, but was then stopped.

    "Wait," said Fluttershy, "My poor little animals' homes will get flooded if the snow melts too fast."

    "Got it," said Rainbow and went to leave, but was stopped again.

    "I'm tellin' you, Rainbow," Applejack said, losing her patience, "you gotta melt that snow now."

    "No, you simply must wait," said Fluttershy.

    "Okay," said Rainbow, unsure about what to do.

    "Go" said Applejack.

    "Stop" Fluttershy said after.

    "Go"

    "Stop"

    "GO"

    "STOP"

    "Ugh! Make up your minds!" Rainbow snapped loudly.

    "Oh! What in Equestria are all you arguing about?" Mayor Mare demanded as she arrived to stop the noise, "This sort of silliness is why we were late for spring last year, and the year before that, and the year before that."

    "Did she say late?" Twilight and Mario said together, rather surprised as Twilight poked her head out of the bush.

    "I was hoping my amazingly inspirational speech would urge everyone to do better than last year," Mayor Mare continued, "but now it looks like we're going to be later than ever. I mean just look at this catastrophe! The ice scorers made the chucks too big to melt..."

    Pinkie just shrugged her shoulders sadly, not understanding what went wrong.

    "...The nest designer is horrendously behind, we need several hundred, and she's only made one...oh wait...thirteen...but still not enough..."

    Poor Rarity had spent so much time trying to fix Twilight's poorly made nest that she neglected to make the rest. Rarity began to sob loudly before planting her face into the nest.

    "...And don't get me started on all the clouds in the sky, the icicles on the trees..." Mayor Mare said worriedly, "This isn't good, not at all."

    "And it's gonna be to pieces disastrous if we can't get our seeds planted," Applejack added.

    "Chillax Applejack," Rainbow replied, "We're bustin' our chops as fast as we can."

    "No, not fast," Fluttershy warned, "we have to wake animals slowly." It was then Big Macintosh arrived with Caramel by his side, looking glum and nervous.

    "Uh AJ?" Big Mac spoke up. Applejack looked at Caramel's face and knew what had happened.

    "Oh good gravy," Applejack retorted, "Caramel lost the grass seeds again, didn't he?" Caramel just gave an apologetic look.

    "Eeyup." Big Mac answered for him.

    "Ditzy Doo accidentally went north to get the southern birds," a Pegasus named Rainbowshine said next with a grunt.

    "Oh that featherbrain," Rainbow replied, very annoyed, "Didn't she learn her lesson last year when she went west?" Soon pony after pony appeared and began to grumble and complain to each other. But not for long.

    "Stop this at once," Mayor Mare said sternly, "We don't have time to argue. It's almost sundown. Spring is going to be late again. Another year of scandal and shame. If only we could be more organized." It was then Twilight got a brilliant idea.

    "Spike! Get my checklist and clipboard, STAT," said Twilight.

    "Eh, yes, ma'am," said Spike.

    "Mario, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Twilight asked and Mario smiled.

    "Let's do this!" Mario replied confidently. Twilight gave him a quickly hug, making him blush a little before Twilight addressed the arguing ponies.

    "Stop, everypony!" she called out, but could not be heard with all the arguing.

    "Stop!" Twilight tried again as a bird chirped next to her. The ponies were still arguing when...

    CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRP!

    Twilight used her magic to enhance the bird's chirping to make it louder and stronger. Everyone stopped arguing and turned to face her. The bird didn't take fondly of being used as a whistle.

    "Sorry," Twilight said quickly to the bird before addressing the crowd, "I know you all want to complete your jobs on time, but arguing is no way to go about it. What you need is organization, and I'm just the pony for the job." With a clipboard in one hand and a quill in the other, Spike was ready for action.

    "So...what do I do?" Mario asked.

    "Well, since you seem to be good at alot of the jobs," said Twilight, "I'll need someone to help supervise and manage each job so they get done quickly and correctly." Mario just smiled.

    The first step was gathering all the materials needed to create the nests for the southern birds. Rarity had the help of Mario and several other ponies in making sure that the nest were made and put in their proper places in the trees.

    Then Mario and Twilight worked together to create a routine to help Pinkie and her group cut the ice into properly sized chunks. Of course Pinkie asked Mario to skating alongside her and for once, he conceded. This got the ice cutting done in just a couple of trips across the ice.

    Back at Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack began to coordinate the colts pulling to snow plows so they were clearing the snow side by side. As the snow was cleared, another group of ponies began to drop the seeds into the fresh soil behind them. Mario was able to use his spin move to clear the land and then plant the seeds in his own way. Applejack was very satisfied with the work as she and Twilight shared a high hoof together.

    Twilight than had Mario tied together multiple bells over each underground den. That way when Fluttershy pulled the rope. She was able to wake up all her little animal friends at the same time. Twilight then gasped as a set of familiar snakes slithered by. Mario, Fluttershy, and Spike just smiled at the snakes. Then they noticed that Twilight had disappeared until they looked up and found her trembling as she held a tree branch for dear life. She just smiled sheepishly until Mario stood on his hind legs and held out his fore-hoofs so she could jump down. Mario caught her and gave her a warm smile. While Twilight rolled her eyes and tried to look annoyed at Mario, the blush on her cheeks said otherwise.

    Spike then gave off a loud whistle. That was the signal for Rainbow to summon her team of weather ponies. By working together, they created a horizontal cyclone that sucked up all the surrounding snow off the ground, the trees, and even far away hills and mountain tops. It also helped clear away the winter clouds to allow the late afternoon sun to shine brightly in the sky. Just in time too, since the sun was able to successfully break the ice on all the lakes as well.

    Even after the sun had set and nighttime fell, all the ponies were hard at work farming and tilling to land so all the crops were planted and ready for growing. Even Mayor Mare and Twilight pitched in to bring additional supplies that were needed. Of course, Mario's freight cars and his personal freight train made transporting the needed supplies much faster. And it ensured that everything would be ready to go by the time the sun returned to the sky.

    By next morning, the Pegasi in charge of bringing all the southern birds had arrived. The birds happily made their way towards the finished nests and settled into their new homes. Other spring time animals like frogs and turtles and lots of beautiful butterflies had also made their return to Ponyville. Back at Sweet Apple Acres, the ponies were busy watering the grounds to the plants had what they needed to start producing a new crop of fresh fruits and vegetables.

    Twilight stood just outside the outskirts of Ponyville as Mario walked beside her. It was a long and hard effort, but at last, their work was done. Mayor Mare approached the two ponies.

    "I can't believe it. Spring is here!" said Mayor Mare, "On time! And we have you to thank for it. If it weren't for your organizing skills and Mario's supervising skills, we would still be arguing."

    "Eeyup," Big Mac said in agreement and all the ponies laughed.

    "It was a team effort," said Twilight.

    "Yeah, we were happy we could do our part," said Mario as Twilight nodded in agreement.

    "And since you two helped every team, we have an official vest for each of you," said Mayor Mare, "We give Twilight the title: "All-Team Organizer" and for Mario "All-team Supervisor"." Rarity then used her magic to equip each vest on the two ponies. Twilight's was blue and green with golden yellow edging around the neck and button line. Mario's was a similar design, but in shades of blue and grey with a golden yellow edging. The two ponies smiled at their new vests.

    "Gosh, I don't even know what to say," said Twilight surprised.

    "Thank you, everypony," said Mario in amazement.

    "And hereby I declare that winter is...wrapped up on time," said Mayor Mare and everyone cheered. It was then Applejack noticed that Spike had disappeared and she soon found out where he was. He had apparently fallen asleep on top of a lone ice block.

    "Spike's sure gonna be in for a hog-sized surprise when that last piece of ice melts," Applejack chuckled and everyone else laughed.

    Later that day, Twilight and Mario were back at the library. Like Applejack had predicted, Spike soon realized his mistake, but ended up getting a cold from sleeping on the ice flow and falling into the water. He was now sitting by Twilight's fireplace, bundled up in a robe, as he wrote their letter to the Princess. He was also doing his best to make sure his sneezing didn't accidentally burn up or send the note he was writing.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight recited to Spike,

    "Winter Wrap Up was one of the most special things Mario and I have ever been a part of here in Ponyville. It helped us learn that we all have hidden talents, and if we're patient and diligent, we're sure to find them, and as always, with good friendship and teamwork, ponies can accomplish anything.

    "How's that sound Spike? Spike?" Twilight then turned to see that Spike had fallen asleep again and was just snoring with the letter still in his hand.

    "Oh Spike," said Twilight and Mario together and shared a good laugh. Spring was here. Thanks to two very special ponies and their friends.

    Phew. Trying to write out a long song isn't easy. I hope my first try wasn't too bad. I'm no good at lyrics so I hope just sticking Mario in where he could fit works for everypony.

    Peace Pony Fans

    13. Call of the Cutie

    Call of the Cutie

    Pony's Log Number 112 - It can be hard when everyone around you is getting something you want, especially when others make you feel like you're missing out...

    Along the edges of Ponyville, one could say there stood a building that marked the halfway point between the main town and Sweet Apple Acres. It was a schoolhouse. The location where young ponies would come and be educated in the skills they needed to find their future careers as well as how to put their cutie mark talents to good use. The school bell rang at the top tower of the school as the students inside began to chatter about various topics and subjects. Several of the young ponies already had cutie marks on their flanks. Miss Cheerilee, whose cutie mark was three happy flowers, stood before the chattering students.

    "Let's quiet down please," said Miss Cheerilee, "We have a very important lesson to get to." It wasn't much longer before all the students quieted down to give her their full attention.

    "Thank you," she replied, "Today we are going to be talking about cutie marks."

    "Bo-ring," said a filly named Diamond Tiara. She had soft pink hair with lavender mane with white highlights and a diamond tiara on her head.

    "You can all see my cutie mark, can't you?" Miss Cheerilee asked as she continued with her lesson, "Like all ponies, I wasn't born with a cutie mark. My flank was blank." She showed a picture of herself as a little baby.

    "Aww...! She's so precious," said a young filly who had a strong lisp on her voice named Twist. She was a cream-colored pony with a red mane and tail that could rival Pinkie's in terms of cotton candy poofy-ness. She also had a pair of blue thick rimmed glasses that added to how cute she was.

    "Then one day, when I was about your age," Miss Cheerilee continued, "I woke up to find that a cutie mark had appeared." Miss Cheerilee then showed a picture of herself with her cutie mark and with an attire that clearly screamed her days as a teenage rebel and some little ponies laughed.

    "Look at her hair!" said a young pony in the background.

    "Yes I know, but honestly, that's how everypony was wearing their mane back then," said Miss Cheerilee with a discreet eye roll at their laughter, "I had decided to become a teacher, and the flowers symbolized my hope that I could help my future students bloom if I nurtured them with knowledge. The smiles represented the cheer I hope to bring to my little ponies while they are learning..." Some ponies were listening attentively with smiles on their faces, others looked bored and were just looking at their hooves. Some, like certain tiara wearing pony, were annoying other ponies since they flat out didn't care about what Miss Cheerilee was saying, "Now can anyone tell me when a pony gets his or her cutie mark?"

    "Oh! Oh! Oh!" said Twist as she raised her hoof and answered, "When she discovers that certain something that makes her special!"

    "That's right, Twist," said Miss Cheerilee, "A cutie mark appears on a pony's flank when he or she finds that certain something that makes them different from every other pony..." By now Apple Bloom had grabbed a pencil in her mouth and was just taking notes as Cheerilee continued her lecture.

    "...Discovering what makes you unique isn't something..."

    "Pssst!"

    "...that happens overnight, and no amount of hoping, wishing..."

    "Pssst!"

    "...or begging, would make a cutie mark appear before its time."

    "Pssst!"

    "What?!" Apple Bloom snapped, annoyed at all the noise making. Diamond Tiara held a note in her mouth, and gestured to Silver Spoon, a grey pony with whitish grey mane in a braid and some red oval shaped glasses on her face, was motioning for the note. Apple Bloom thought nothing less and just grabbed the note with her mouth.

    "Apple Bloom!" Miss Cheerilee said sternly, causing both fillies to pull apart. Poor Apple Bloom still had the note in her mouth while Diamond Tiara put on a innocent smile on her face, "Are you passing a note?"

    "Uh, I...Um..." Poor Apple Bloom couldn't explain herself and Diamond just watched with a vicious smile on her face as the note hit the floor.

    "What could be so important that it couldn't wait until after class?" Miss Cheerilee asked when she noticed the note had nothing on it, "It's blank."

    "Remind you of anypony?" Diamond asked out of the blue with laugh. Apparently Apple Bloom hadn't earned her cutie mark just yet. The other students began to chuckle and whisper to each other as the yellow filly just sunk into her seat.

    (Theme song)

    Soon the school bell rang to signal the end of another day of learning and everyone made their way out of the building. Apple Bloom was feeling rather glum and was still embarassed at being put on the spot earlier that day. Her friend Twist was in high spirits and she mimicked Pinkie's bounce.

    "Wants some sweets?" Twist offered, "I've got some peppermint sticks. I made them myself."

    "Mm-mm," Apple Bloom answered, but she clearly wasn't listening.

    "They'll make you smi-i-le," Twist offered again.

    "No..." said Apple Bloom in a depressed tone. It was then a certain tiara wearing pony and her best friend decided to make themselves known as they walked in front of the two fillies.

    "I don't know why we had to sit through a lecture about getting a cutie mark," Diamond Tiara complained to Silver Spoon, "I mean, waiting for your cutie mark is sooo last week. You got yours, I just got mine. We all have them already." She then did a gasp. Yet the gasp was clearly not a sincere one.

    "I mean, almost all of us have them already," Diamond Tiara continued, looking at Twist and Apple Bloom, the former looked indignant while Apple Bloom just kept a curious look on her face, "Don't worry you two, you're still totally invited to my cute-ceanera this weekend." For those who are wondering what that is, it is the pony equivalent to a quinceanera. Except rather being celebrated at a certain age, it was held when a filly earns her cutie mark. The fact Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon came from high class families gave them more reason to brag over such a party.

    "It's going to be amazing," Silver Spoon added.

    "It's a party celebrating me and my fantastic cutie mark," Diamond Tiara bragged, showing her cutie mark was of a five pronged tiara, as if she wasn't conceited enough wearing one on her head, "How could it not be?" The two began to do a small dance together.

    "Bump! Bump! Sugar lump, rump!" Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon sang as they finished their dance by smashing their back ends into each other, showing off their cutie marks with a laugh.

    "Gimme a break," Apple Bloom muttered with a long face.

    "See you this weekend..." said Silver Spoon.

    "Blank Flanks!" The two wealthy ponies said together before laughing as they walked away. Until a certain peach colored pony with reddish hair and a star cutie mark stood before them. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon knew who he was. (And I bet you know to). He just gave them both a blank stare. Silver Spoon took a step back while Diamond glared back.

    "What are you doing here?" Diamond asked snootily, "Shouldn't you be making your deliveries to my father or geeking it up at the Library?" Since the day Mario met Diamond Tiara, Mario had taken a polar dislike to her. Diamond Tiara seemed to snob him every time he came by. Mario tried to be kind, but eventually he stopped trying to make conversation with her...

    ...unless he knew she was up to no good.

    "I already made my delivery," said Mario plainly, "and there's more to life than just studying you know."

    "Tell that to Miss Cheerilee," said Silver Spoon with an eye roll. Mario chuckled. He found Silver Spoon much more tolerable. While she didn't have issues trying to be friendly with him, Mario could see the bad influence Diamond Tiara had in the way Silver Spoon treated others. He just couldn't understand why she would resort to being mean to save face, or reputation, or whatever.

    "Trust me, it will be worth it in the future, Silver," said Mario, "I just hope there won't be any trouble at your party this weekend, Miss Tiara."

    "Who said you are going to be there?" Diamond Tiara asked angrily. Mario leaned forward a bit.

    "I happen to be the best friend and assistant to Pinkie Pie, who is planning and hosting your little cute-ceanera," Mario replied sternly, "and Apple Bloom just happens to be a close friend of mine if you get my drift." This was his big hint that he had heard what they had said. While Silver Spoon looked away, Diamond just glared.

    "Whatever," she muttered and stomped away with her nose in the air. Silver Spoon soon followed, still keeping her eyes away from Mario. Mario watched them disappear before approaching Apple Bloom and Twist.

    "Why were you takin' to them?" Apple Bloom asked curiously.

    "I saw what they were doing," said Mario, glaring back at them, "And I know what it's like to be the one with the blank flank and get bullied for it. If they ever give you too much trouble, just let me know. I've got your back. Same for you Twist." Twist just smiled, but Apple Bloom was still too glum to fully appreciate the extra moral support.

    Mario soon escorted Twist home and then brought Apple Bloom back to Sweet Apple Acres where Applejack was hard at work in the orchard. Apple Bloom was still fuming.

    "It's not fair!" Apple Bloom complained as she paced about, "It's just not fair!"

    "Don't get your mane in a tangle," said Applejack, You'll get your cutie mark. Everypony gets one eventually."

    "But I don't want one eventually!" Apple Bloom retorted, "I want one right now! I can't go to Diamond Tiara's cute-ceanera without one, I just can't!"

    "'Course you can," said Applejack.

    "You sure about that," said Mario, "Take it from someone whose seen how the filly treats Apple Bloom and someone whose been at the receiving end of it in his younger days."

    "People like that exist everywhere, sugarcube," said Applejack, "You just gotta learn not take their words to heart and spoil yer day or your fun at a party."

    "Easier said than done, Applejack, but very true nevertheless," said Mario. While some bullies like Trixie, never grew out of it, he did know some fillies and mares that did. But that's another story.

    "Y'know," said Applejack, "I was the last pony in my class to get my cutie mark, and I couldn't be prouder of it. I knew my future was to run Sweet Apple Acres, and these bright shiny apples sealed the deal..." As Applejack continued to talk, Apple Bloom continued to pout and pace about nearby when Applejack gasped, "...Come to think of it, Granny Smith was the last one in her class. Huh, same as Big Macintosh."

    "I really don't see how that's supposed to make me feel better," said Apple Bloom as she sat down and leaned her fore-hooves onto a bucket of apples, "It probably means being the last one in your class to get a cutie mark runs in the family."

    "What about you Mario?" Applejack asked curiously. Mario chuckled.

    "You'd be surprised but I was also the last in my class to get my cutie mark," said Mario.

    "Seriously?" Apple Bloom said in shock and Applejack also looked in surprise.

    "It's true," Mario answered, "Alot of the students in school, before magic school that is, were getting their cutie marks at ages younger than Apple Bloom, yet...there I was being the only blank flank for years! I still remember the nickname bullies gave me: "last blank standing" and oh how I despised that name. It wasn't until just before I entered magic school that I even got my cutie mark. How bad would the bullying had been if I had started without one, especially when all the first year students had their cutie marks." Mario shuttered at the thought as Apple Bloom continued to sulk.

    "Well, being last still runs in this family," Apple Bloom repeated, but then realized something, ...runs in the family. Runs in the family! Runs in the family!" Apple Bloom excited runs over to Applejack and pecks out from behind her.

    "You've got apples for your cutie mark," Apple Bloom pointed out to Applejack, "Granny Smith has an apple pie. Big Macintosh has an apple half, my unique talent has som'n to do with apples! Apples, apples, apples!" Apple Bloom began to hop and jump about excitedly until...

    CRASH!

    She landed into a bucket of apples and knocked its contents all over the grounds.

    "Oops...heh, apples," said Apple Bloom sheepishly. Applejack just sighed to herself as Mario chuckled quietly. It wasn't much longer that Applejack had Mario transport some apples with his freight cars so she and Apple Bloom could sell them to customers in the town's market place. Apple Bloom was eager to get selling as she had a white apron on along with her sister. Mario just watched the two sisters do their work.

    "Get your delicious, nutritious apples here!" Applejack called out to ponies nearby.

    "Delicious and nutritious, and so many uses!" said Apple Bloom, balancing an apple on her head and tossing it into her mouth to gobble it up, "You can eat 'em..." She then swallowed the apple. "...Play with them..." She then tossed an apple in the air, grabbed a nearby racket and swung to smack the apple away. The apple splattered onto the racket and the rest towards a random passerby.

    "Hey watch it!"

    "Create fine art for your home with 'em," Apple Bloom continued as she bucked an apple onto someone's art canvas. The pony using the canvas just glared as Applejack looked rather embarassed. Mario just continued to chuckle quietly in the background with his train of empty freight cars.

    "Heh...she's so creative, heh," Applejack replied sheepishly as Apple Bloom approached a nearby colt.

    "You, sir, care t' buy some apples?" Apple Bloom offered.

    "No thanks," the pony, who name was Dr. Hooves answered.

    "Why not?" Apple Bloom asked, taking a step forward.

    "I have plenty at home," Dr. Hooves replied, taking a step back.

    "Are you sure?" Apple Bloom asked him directly, making the colt very uncomfortable.

    "Yes, I'm pretty sure I..." Dr. Hooves tried to answer.

    "You're pretty sure, but you're not absolutely, positively, completely super-duper sure, are you?" Apple Bloom questioned, backing the poor colt into a corner, so to speak.

    "Y...ah..If I buy some apples, will you please leave me alone?" he asked feebly. Apple Bloom's stern look flipped over instantly.

    "All right!" she replied cheerfully. Dr. Hooves only grabbed one apple, tossed a few coins into Applejack's front apron pocket and took off. Mario just looked worried.

    "Well that's one way to force a sale," he remarked. While he had never owned a business himself, he had taken several business management classes in his later school years. After his whole ordeal with athletics, he just felt some business knowledge would come in handy in the long run. Either way, he knew Apple Bloom's sales tactics were leading into trouble.

    "You forgot your change!" Applejack called out, but Dr. Hooves was already gone.

    "Woo-hoo!" said Apple Bloom, feeling pleased with herself, "That's how you sell s'm apples and get a cutie mark!" Apple Bloom began to walk around in circles like a dog chasing its own tail.

    "So, what does my cutie mark look like? a shoppin' bag full of apples? A satisfied customer eating an apple?" Apple Bloom noticed that her flank was still blank. "Hmm...maybe I need to increase my sales figures first." She then noticed someone else checking out the apples on the stand.

    "You touch it, you buy it!" Apple Bloom said sternly, but the pony just reeled back and ran off. She then noticed someone else looking about, "We take cash or credit." The second pony just looked indignant as Applejack pulled Apple Bloom out of the pony's face. Mario just put a hoof over his face and shook his head.

    "I'm sorry, ma'am," said Applejack and turned to speak to her sister, "Aww...Now Apple Bloom, you can't just..." Applejack was too late as Apple Bloom dropped some apples into Bon Bon's saddle bag.

    "That'll be four bits," said Apple Bloom plainly.

    "I didn't put those in my bag," Bon Bon answered as a matter of fact.

    "Likely story," Apple Bloom replied with a stearin look, "Four bits, lady!" Applejack then grabbed Apple Bloom by her giant bow and pulled her away.

    "Apple Bloom!" Applejack scolded before apologizing to Bon Bon, "I am really sorry about that. She's new. Here, take these. No charge." Bon Bon just looked as Applejack gave her a few more apples, but Bon Bon only glared.

    "And these," Applejack offered her more apples in the second pocket of Bon Bon's saddle bag, but Bon Bon just kept glaring. Applejack sighed.

    "And these," Applejack replied before giving Bon Bon another bucket loaded with even more apples onto her back. Bon Bon groaned as she gave Applejack a strained smile and carried all the apples away. The apple stand was now nearly empty. Mario just sighed at the sight.

    "There's go today's profits," he said to himself.

    "Y'all come back now, y'hear?" said Applejack before giving Apple Bloom a glare.

    "What?" Apple Bloom asked in a clueless manner.

    "Sorry, little sis, but your apple-sellin' days are over," said Applejack firmly before pulling off her little sister's apron.

    "What?" Apple Bloom exclaimed in disbelief, "But how else am I gonna get my cutie mark?"

    "Home. Now," Applejack said sternly, but unlike before, Apple Bloom didn't leave. She grabbed her apron back and pouted as she held the apron in her mouth.

    "Ugh. Listen, sugarcube," said Applejack more gently, "I know it's hard to wait for your very own cutie mark, but, you can't just force it. Besides, you're not that grown up just yet. Ain't there other fillies in your class without one?" Apple Bloom just pondered as she sat hunched to the ground.

    "Well...Twist doesn't have hers yet," said Apple Bloom.

    "Well there you go," said Applejack with a smile, "bet you and Twist would have a great time together. Now run along and find your friend." Apple Bloom nodded and turned to leave before she remembered something.

    "You're sure you don't want me to stick around til the end of th' market?" Apple Bloom asked. While Applejack knew her sister's intentions were genuine, she knew keeping her sister around would do more harm than good.

    "Hey! Who's been using my racket?" a pony named Ace Point demanded.

    Eeyup, more harm than good.

    "Yeah, I'm sure," Applejack wearily.

    "Come on Apple Bloom," Mario offered to get Apple Bloom out of the market, "I gotta get Applejack some more apples and Twist's home is along the way." Apple Bloom smiled since she enjoyed getting a ride on Mario's freight train. Mario used his magic to put the little filly inside of the freight car closest to his harness, give a whistle and the two were on their way. It didn't take long before Mario brought Apple Bloom to Twist's home. He waited for her to see how things would go before leaving. Apple Bloom just quietly knocked on the door.

    "Oh, what's up, Apple Bloom?" Twist asked curiously as she opened the top half.

    "So I was thinkin'..." said Apple Bloom slowly, "maybe we could go to Diamond Tiara's cute-ceanera together. I don't have a cutie mark, you don't have a cutie mark."

    "Well, um..." Twist replied slowly before opening the bottom half of the door. Apple Bloom gasped when she noticed that on Twist's flank was a pair of candy canes shaped into a heart.

    "Isn't my cutie mark swell?" Twist asked excitedly, "I've always loved making my own favorite sweets, but it took me some time to discover that it was my super-special talent. Pretty sweet, huh?" Apple Bloom just at sat looking a bit stunned as well as glum.

    "Yeah, pretty...sweet," Apple Bloom replied, failing to hide the sadness on her voice.

    "Hey...this doesn't mean we can't go to the cute-ceanera together," said Twist, "You're still gonna come to the party, are you?" As if this couldn't get any worse for the yellow filly, two particular wealthy fillies were walking by. They had seen and heard everything.

    "Of course she will," said Diamond Tiara smugly.

    "It's not like being the only pony there without a cutie mark would be, like, the most embarassing thing ever," Silver Spoon added spitefully as the two fillies laughed. Poor Apple Bloom just bit her lip and her eyes became big, looking like she would burst into tears at any moment. Mario looked at her sadly before giving the two wealthy fillies an unnoticeable death glare. He then noticed them approaching his side. With a devious smile on his face, he quietly used his magic to make an exhaust pipe appear behind his fore-legs.

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!

    The loud burst of steam only made Silver Spoon jump with fright, but poor Diamond Tiara jumped a good ten feet into the air with a loud shriek as Mario quickly put the distraught Apple Bloom into his front freight car and pulled his train away. Diamond Tiara was left frazzled and in shock for a few seconds before recomposing herself.

    "YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!" she screamed as Mario ignored her. She knew the threat was empty since Mario was good friends with her father. He always managed to justify his actions and expose her little schemes with ease. Plus the fact Mario did his deliveries as a volunteer worked to his advantage. It would only hurt her father's business to have him fired...and she'd get the blame for it.

    In all the commotion and Mario's efforts to help Apple Bloom, neither of them realized that Apple Bloom had left Twist's question about going to the cute-ceanera unanswered. Fortunately, the commotion had made Twist forget about her question anyway. Mario had done his best to cheer Apple Bloom up, but even a warm hug and an open ear didn't do much to help Apple Bloom feel any better.

    It was the day of the party and the depressed filly just sat quietly by herself near one of the town's water wells. It wasn't too long before a certain blue Pegasus appeared from above her.

    "Whoa, looks like somepony's got a dark cloud hanging over their head," said Rainbow, "Let me do something about that." Rainbow then literally moved a huge black cloud from above Apple Bloom's head.

    "What's the matter, kid?" Rainbow asked as she made her landing. Apple Bloom looked at her sadly before inhaling deeply.

    "There's a cute-ceanera this afternoon and everypony in class will be there and they'll have their cutie marks and I wanna get my cutie mark but I'm no good at sellin' apples but I really wanna go to the party but how can I go to the party if I don't have my cutie mark which my big sister says I'm gonna get eventually but...I WANT IT NOW!" Apple Bloom said all that with one breath, giving a loud whine at the end. Rainbow just soaked everything in.

    "Cutie mark?" said Rainbow, "I can get you a cutie mark like that!" She used her tail make the sound of a finger snap as she finished her sentence.

    "Applejack says these things take time," said Apple Bloom, "I just have to wait for it to happen."

    "Why wait for something to happen when you can make it happen?" Rainbow suggested.

    "But Applejack says th..." Apple Bloom began.

    "Why, who are you gonna listen to, Applejack," Rainbow interrupted, making a mocking face and pose when she said the orange pony's name, "or the pony who was first in her class to get her cutie mark? I always liked flying an' all, but I was going nowhere in a hurry. It wasn't until my very first race that I discovered a serious need for speed, and KAZAM, this sweet baby appeared as fast as lightning." Apple Bloom smiled, clearly impressed. Soon they were both donning some exercise headbands and Apple Bloom was busy doing some push-ups.

    "That's right, stretch out those legs," Rainbow instructed, making herself Apple Blooms coach, "Gotta be nice and loose. The key here is to try as many things as possible as quickly as possible. One of them is bound to lead to your cutie mark. Are you ready?"

    "I'm ready!" said Apple Bloom with determination.

    "I said: Are! You! Ready!" Rainbow repeated again.

    "I'M READY!" said Apple Bloom loudly.

    "Juggling, go!" Rainbow called, blowing a whistle around her neck.

    "Ah!" said Apple Bloom as she tried to balance two rings of balls but ended up tripping and dropping all the balls she was juggling. They then headed towards a nearby cliff.

    "Hang-gliding, go!" Rainbow called, blowing her whistle. Apple Bloom, now with a hang glider attached to her body, went to make a running start for taking off.

    "Whoa!" Apple Bloom cried out as she tripped and landed skidding across the dirt upside down to just the very edge of the cliff. They moved into a dojo and were both wearing white robes.

    "Karate, go!" Rainbow suggested next with a whistle blow.

    "Hi-ya!" Apple Bloom cried out as she went to a dive kick at a nearby sandbag, "Eee..." Unfortunately the sandbag was so dense that when Apple Bloom kicked it, it made her body painfully twitch before she landed on her back. Their next idea...

    "Ultrapony Roller Derby, go!" Rainbow suggested with a blow of her whistle. Apple Bloom was in full gear as she rolled past the Pegasus, but then winced fearfully as some more aggressive and experienced roller ponies growled at her.

    "Whoaaa! Whoa..." Apple Bloom cried out as she tumbled forward into a somersault. The other roller ponies gasped before they crashed into her. Despite the piled mess of ponies and roller gear. Apple Bloom just smiled sheepishly as she rolled out of the mess unharmed.

    Eventually Apple Bloom was reclining under a tree near Rarity's boutique as Rainbow went through her clip board containing a long list of things that they had tried to do to find Apple Bloom's cutie mark.

    "Tried that one...tried that one...tried that one..." Rainbow said aloud to herself as she looked though the list. It was then Apple Bloom heard two familiar voices nearby. It was Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, for they had just come out of Rarity's boutique and Diamond had a large package on her back.

    "You're new outfit is, like, perfect for the party," said Silver Spoon as they walked by.

    "I know," Diamond replied, "It totally shows off my cutie mark."

    "I love being special," Silver Spoon sighed to herself.

    "Can you imagine how embarassing it must be to be...not special?" Diamond asked out of the blue.

    "I don't even want to, like, think about it," Silver Spoon retorted before the two fillies walked out of sight. Rainbow was so busy with her list that she didn't even hear the fillies go by.

    "Tried that one...tried that one," Rainbow continued to say to herself. Poor Apple Bloom was feeling miserable. It was as if they knew she was in the bushes the entire time.

    "I'm doomed. Doomed!" Apple Bloom cried out to the world, "I'll never find sumth'n I'm good at!"

    "You look like you'd be good at eating cupcakes," said a voice. Apple Bloom then noticed beside her was a very familiar pink pony with cotton candy hair.

    "Eating cupcakes?" Apple Bloom repeated puzzled.

    "Eating cupcakes?" Rainbow repeated as well in confusion.

    "Eating cupcaaakes!" said Pinkie, bouncing up and down happily. Apple Bloom felt inspired...until she remembered that Rainbow was still trying to help her.

    "I really appreciate all your help, Rainbow Dash," said Apple Bloom as she slowly backed away from the Pegasus as she thought of an excuse to leave, "You're a really great coach and I really learned a lot from you and I'm sure I can learn a lot more but...I've got some cupcakes to eat! See you at the cute-ceneara! Hold On, Pinkie Pie, I'm comin'." Apple Bloom zoomed away, leaving a stunned and indignant Rainbow behind.

    "I can't believe I didn't think of this," Apple Bloom said excitedly as she headed into the kitchen area of Sugarcube Corner, "A cupcake-eating cutie mark, it's so obvious. Now, where are those cupcakes? I'm ready t' chow down!" Apple Bloom searched about but found no cupcakes available for eating.

    "I don't have any cupcakes," said Pinkie as a matter of fact.

    "Oh," said Apple Bloom, clearly disappointed.

    "But you look like you'd be good at helping me make some," Pinkie suggested with a gasp.

    "I guess, uh, making-cupcakes cutie mark could work too," said Apple Bloom to herself.

    Ladies and Gentlecolts, welcome to another episode of Silly Songs with Pinkie Pie where Pinkie feels the delusional need to sing...a silly song...

    All you have to do it take a cup of flour!
    Add it to the mix!
    Now just take a little something sweet, not sour!
    [Apple Bloom was ironically balancing a lemon on her head as it dropped to the floor.]
    A bit of salt, just a pinch!

    Baking these treats is such a cinch!
    Add a teaspoon of vanilla!
    Add a little more, and count to four,
    And you never get your fill of...

    Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty!
    Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty!
    Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes,
    CUPCAKES!

    Don't even ask how Pinkie seemed to be popping out at random angles and even seeming to appear in two place at once. Just...don't. That was when Mario arrived.

    "Thank Celestia that ended when I arrived," he muttered since he heard the singing from outside the kitchen.

    "Once more time!" Pinkie shouted as she wrapped a fore hoof around the colt.

    "Let's not!" Mario retorted as he shoved his own fore-hoof into her mouth, "I've got work to do." Mario just picked up a nearby box with his horn and exited the kitchen. Pinkie just watched him leave, forgetting he backed out of hearing her sing and went to help Apple Bloom. They spent the next few hours trying to make batches of cupcakes together, leaving the kitchen in a complete mess. Apple Bloom was busy mixing up another batch when the oven went off. She coughed a bit as some flour she bumped into hit her nose.

    "Hot, hot, hot!" Apple Bloom exclaimed. She had grabbed the tray using her mouth with a cloth, but she could still feel the heat from the tray as she set it on the floor before Pinkie. Apple Bloom's cupcakes were burnt to a crisp.

    "Oooh, those look much better than the last batch," said Pinkie as she ate one of the charred cupcakes, "Mmmm." Apple Bloom went to eat one, but made a face and spat it out.

    "Ugh!" said Apple Boom ,feeling her eyes water, "I guess I'm not cut out to be a baker either." The little filly let out a long sigh.

    "I just have to face it," Apple Bloom continued to rant sadly, "I'm gonna have a blank flank forever."

    "What about that?" Pinkie asked curiously as she pointed to a white smudge on Apple Bloom flank.

    "What about what?" Apple Bloom asked curiously and then noticed the white smudge on her flank, "Is there something on my flank? Is there, is there, is there?" Apple Bloom gasped as she used a dropped golden kettle to examine the smudge further.

    "A cutie mark," she exclaimed, "It's a...a measuring cup?" No. A mixin' bowl? No...Are those cupcakes. A tower of cupcakes maybe." Apple Bloom hopes were dashed when Pinkie blew some air, removing what was just a simple stain of flour on her flank.

    "Flour. It's flour," Pinkie replied excitedly as she hopped up and down, "Yay! I guessed it. What game you wanna play next? Please say bingo, please say bingo." Apple Bloom was too upset to answer as Twilight arrived.

    "Whoa," Twilight exclaimed as she examined the messy kitchen, "what's been going on in here?"

    "We've been making cupcakes," said Pinkie, "Wanna try them?" Pinkie held the baking tray of charred cupcakes. Twilight just cringed at the sight.

    "Nnnno thank you...not that they don't look, heh, delicious," said Twilight sheepishly.

    "Twilight, you have to help me!" Apple Bloom pleaded.

    "What's the matter?" Twilight asked worried. Apple Bloom inhaled deeply, ready to tell her situation all in one breath once again.

    "Tiara's cute-ceanera's today and everypony in my class will be there and they'll all have their cutie marks and I want to get my cutie mark but I'm no good at selling apples or hang gliding or making cupcakes, but I wanna go to the party but how can I go to the party if I don't have my cutie mark, which Pinkie Pie says I can't just make appear, but I need it to appear, right now!"

    "Uhh...I don't follow," said Twilight puzzled, "How can I help you?"

    "You can use your magic to make my cutie mark appear," Apple Bloom proposed.

    "On no, Apple Bloom," said Twilight, "A cutie mark is something a pony has to discover for herself."

    "Please Twilight, jus trah," Apple Bloom begged.

    "I'm sorry, but-"

    "Oh please, please, please, please, please!" Apple Bloom pleaded desperately.

    "All right, all right!" Twilight conceded.

    "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you," said Apple Bloom excitedly. Twilight lowered her horn and used her magic to make a cutie mark appear on Apple Bloom's flank.

    "Yes! I knew you could do...it," Apple Bloom looked at her new cutie mark, only for it to fade away not two seconds after it had appeared.

    "I'm sorry sweetie," said Twilight, "But I told you-"

    "Try again, try again!" Apple Bloom asked. Twilight just sighed as she did do, but the results were the same every time. As soon as Twilight made a cutie mark appear, it would disappear soon after. Apple Bloom's excitement faded with each disappearing cutie mark and soon Twilight was exhausted.

    "Told you that not even magic can make a cutie mark appear before its time," Twilight replied, trying to regain some energy when Mario arrived to give her some water to drink.

    "That is the sad truth Apple Bloom," he added, "If it was that simple, I would have used my magic to make myself a cutie mark before I had to go through all that misery as a foal."

    "It's hopeless, hopeless!" said Apple Bloom as she walked sadly away, "I just won't go to the party, I can't go. Everyone will just laugh at me and make fun of me and call me names. It will be the worst night of my life."

    "I'm sure it won't be as bad as all that," said Twilight.

    "Clueless mare," Mario muttered. Twilight glared as Apple Bloom left the kitchen.

    "Forget it, there's no way I'm going to that...party..." Apple Bloom gulped when she realized that by walking out of the kitchen and into the main room of the shop she had walked smacked dub in the middle of Diamond Tiara's cute-ceanera party. Mario could see her distress from the kitchen and went to save her, but was stopped.

    "Mario, stay put," said Twilight.

    "You don't know how those two fillies are," said Mario sternly, "They are like timberwolves ready to devour their next meal and Apple Bloom is their prey!"

    "Mario, I know you want to help Apple Bloom, but she needs to learn to stand up to bullies on their own," Twilight explained. Mario just sighed.

    "I just don't want anything bad to happen to her," said Mario sadly, "When I was little, I was in a similar situation. I was invited to a party only for everyone to tease and laugh at me for being the only pony without a cutie mark. It was years before I ever found the courage to go to another party...because I was alone in dealing with it..." Twilight gave him a sympathetic smile.

    "I know you had to face a similar situation and you just want to support her," said Twilight, "but I can assure you that Apple Bloom won't be alone. Applejack is aware of how those fillies are and she's taken measures to ensure that Apple Bloom will have a good time at this party. Just trust her, okay?" Mario just gave her a reluctant nod. Back outside the kitchen, several ponies continued to chatter amongst each other as Apple Bloom realized where she was. She saw Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, dressed on their outfits and talking to everyone as they arrived at the party. Ponies from her class as well as older ponies that could possibly be parents, siblings, and friends of the family were there as well. Some of the younger ponies had brought gifts as well. One pony had taken a bite out of one of the cupcakes, only to spit it out. Apparently, Pinkie had put out the cupcakes Apple Bloom had made and decorated them for the party.

    "How could I have forgotten the time?" she asked herself in a panic, "How could I have forgotten Pinkie Pie was hosting the party? How could I have forgotten it was at Sugarcube Corner?" Apple Bloom then noticed a chocolate statue and hid behind it when Pinkie put a party hat on her head.

    "Don't forget your party hat, Forgetty Forgetterson!" Pinkie said cheerfully. Once the pink pony had bounced away, Apple Bloom zipped back behind her hiding place and quickly dashed over towards a tall cake Mario had baked.

    "I have to get out of here before anypony sees me," said Apple Bloom before she saw someone approaching. Snails had arrived and took a huge bit out of the tall cake. Apple Bloom saw she was in plain sight and dashed for another hiding place.

    "Hey! It's my cute-ceanera, I'm supposed to get the first bite of cake!" Diamond complained, but Snails just smiled, clueless to her rants. Apple Bloom had relocated behind a bunch of balloons...until a random unicorn appeared and was just mindlessly popping all the balloons as they danced. Apple Bloom then ducked under the punch table. Then she peeked out from underneath the table and noticed the exit to Sugarcube Corner. Apple Bloom quietly tried to tip-toe over to the exit with the table underneath her, only stopping once when a pony went to get a drank. She had just arrived at the exit and was home free when...

    "Apple Bloom you made it," said Applejack as she walked inside right as Apple Bloom was going to leave, "After I heard about Twist, I was afraid you wouldn't show up. I sure am glad you came to your senses about this whole cutie mark thing. These things happen when these things are supposed to happen. Trying to rush 'em just drives you crazy. I'll let you be, looks like your friends want to talk to you." The friends she was referring to happen to be Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, who saw Apple Bloom desperately trying to leave while Apple jack used her fore-hoof to push Apple Bloom further away from the door. They both had malicious smiles on their faces as the approached the yellow filly. Applejack headed towards the kitchen when Mario was about to walk out.

    "Applejack, you can't possibly be that clueless to..." Mario was cut off when Applejack just gave him a smile and a look that said one thing: Hush and trust me. Mario conceded but kept a discreet eye on the three girls. He watched as Apple Bloom began to panic and managed to successfully pull the pink table cloth from under the punch bowl without spilling or dropping it. She then arranged the cloth so it looked like a makeshift pink dress. Apple Bloom gave a grunt as she tied the cloth into place.

    "Well, well, well, look who's here," said Diamond Tiara in a tone that was far too sweet to be friendly.

    "Nice outfit," Silver Spoon added in the same tone.

    "Just sumt'n I, uh, pulled together last minute," said Apple Bloom.

    "It really shows off your cutie mark," said Diamond Tiara, "Oh wait, that's right, you don't have one."

    "Uh, I have a cutie mark," Apple Bloom fibbed.

    "Eh, what? Since when?" Silver Spoon asked in disbelief.

    "Since...Um...Earlier today," Apple Bloom answered.

    "Oh really?" Diamond replied, not believing Apple Bloom either, "Let's see it."

    "I shouldn't. I couldn't," said Apple Bloom, "My cutie mark is so unbelievably amazing, I'm afraid that if I show it off, everyone will start paying attention to me instead of you. Outshined at your own cute-ceanera. Can you imagine how embarassing that would be?" That seemed to hit a nerve for Diamond Tiara as she suddenly lost her composed demeanor for a moment.

    "Uh, forget it, I didn't really want to see it anyway," said Diamond Tiara with a huff.

    "Okay, well, I'm gonna go mingle," said Apple Bloom, "Enjoy your party." Apple Bloom breathed a sigh of relief. Until a fore-hoof snagged a part of the cloth, causing the cloth to tear off of her, sent her rolling forward and crashing into the record player. The player made a loud scratch and the other ponies gasped. Apple Bloom's worst fear was now becoming a reality. Everyone was now staring at her and, as Mario said before, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were right up front like timberwolves ready to kill their prey.

    "Oh no," Apple Bloom groaned.

    "Wow, that is an amazing cutie mark," Silver Spoon replied.

    "Nice try..." Diamond Tiara added.

    "Blank Flank!" They said together and the other ponies began to mumble and talk to one another, young and adult. Mario couldn't take anymore and was about to move a hoof forward to save Apple Bloom.

    "You've got a problem with blank flanks!" said a young filly with a raspy voice that reminded Mario of Rainbow. Some of the younger ponies gasped as an orange Pegasus filly with a magenta mane and tail came out from underneath a table. With her was a marshmallow unicorn filly with a curly lavender and soft pink mane and tail.

    "I said, you got a problem with blank flanks?" the filly Pegasus asked again.

    "The problem is, I mean, she's like, totally not special," said Silver Spoon. Apple Bloom looked sad, until the other two filly stood between her.

    "No, it means she's full of potential," said the filly unicorn.

    "It means she could be great at anything," the filly Pegasus added, "the possibilities are, like, endless." The last part was to mock Silver Spoon's attitude.

    "She could be a great scientist, or an amazing artist, or a famous writer," the filly unicorn added, "She could even be mayor of Ponyville someday." Apple Bloom smiled at that idea.

    "And she's not stuck being stuck-up like you two," the filly Pegasus added. The other ponies laughed.

    "Hey, this is my party," Diamond Tiara protested, "Why are you two on her side?"

    "Because..." said the filly Pegasus as she and the filly unicorn showed their flanks. They were just as blank as Apple Blooms, making the yellow filly gasp.

    "You don't have your cutie marks either?" Apple Bloom said in surprise, "I thought I was the only one."

    "We thought we were the only two," the filly Pegasus added.

    "I for one think you are three very lucky fillies," Twilight added as she allowed Mario come out of the kitchen with her.

    "Very lucky indeed," said Mario and turned to the other two fillies, "Nice to meet you two!" The filly Pegasus gasped.

    "You're the...flying unicorn!" she exclaimed.

    "You're...you're kinda cute," the filly unicorn added, feeling a little bashful. Mario just smiled back at her, making the unicorn blush. Diamond Tiara was indignant and Silver Spoon gritted her teeth in jealousy.

    "Lucky? How can they be lucky?" Diamond Tiara demanded angrily. Now Twilight gave her an indignant glare.

    "They still get to experience the thrill of discovering who they are," Twilight answered, "and what they are meant to be."

    "And they got all the time in the world to figure it out," Applejack added before giving her little sister a wink, "not just an afternoon."

    "Take a look at Mario for example," Twilight pointed out, stunning the colt, "He used to be the one filly without a cutie mark, but because he didn't rush it. He discovered just how much talent he really has. He's an organizer, a writer, a botanist, a baker, an artist, an athlete..."

    "He's strong and hardworking," Applejack added, "He isn't just fast on his feet, but also fast in how he gets things done and those things are done very well." Mario began to blush at all the attention.

    "And he's so super sweet and loving," Pinkie added, "my sweet babboo!"

    "I am NOT your sweet..."

    "Just take the praise Mario," Pinkie interrupted bluntly, shoving a pink hoof in his mouth, making him roll his eyes.

    "None of those talents could have be discovered if he had rushed to get his cutie mark," said Twilight, "and who knows? These three fillies might discover just as many talents and maybe more!" The other young ponies were most impressed.

    "Wow Apple Bloom," said a young colt named Tornado Bolt, "I wish I could be a scientist!"

    "Do you really think you could be mayor?" a filly named Pina Colada asked next.

    "Maybe I got my cutie mark too soon," said another pony named Coronet.

    "Hey, what's everypony doing?" Diamond Tiara demanded as everyone began to chatter with the three fillies and ignored her, "This is my party, everypony is supposed to be paying attention to me."

    "That's funny considering all you wanted to do was make Apple Bloom the center of attention," Mario remarked, "Looks like your plan worked, Diamond Tiara, just not the way you expected." Mario walked away as Diamond just had a very sour look on her face.

    "Whatever," said Silver Spoon, trying to save some pride for her best friend, "We still think you're losers, right, Diamond Tiara? Bump, bump, sugar...lump..." Silver Spoon realized that her efforts to cheer up her best friend was futile as Diamond Tiara continued pouting.

    "Not now, Silver Spoon," Diamond Tiara replied bluntly. Back with the three fillies, the filly Pegasus and filly unicorn decided to introduce themselves.

    "Name's, Scootaloo," said the Pegasus.

    "And I'm Sweetie Belle," said the unicorn.

    "Apple Bloom," the yellow filly answered.

    It wasn't much longer before everyone was back to enjoying the party. Everyone except for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. Diamond was just sitting near the top of the staircase, glaring bitterly at everyone else as they enjoyed themselves. Silver Spoon was watching everyone as well, but she seemed more concerned about how to make her friend feel better more than anything else. Part of her was wishing she could go down and join the fun, but didn't want to leave Diamond Tiara alone.

    "This song is so super!" said Twist as she was tossed high into the air and the rest of the young ponies continued to dance. Applejack, Twilight, and Mario all shared a toast of some punch together. Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie belle were sitting at a nearby table, chatting to each other.

    "So I was thinking," said Apple Bloom, "now that we're friends...I mean we are friends, right?"

    "How could we not be?" said Scootaloo, "We're totally alike. We don't have cutie marks. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon drive us crazy-"

    "Totally crazy," Sweetie Belle added in agreement.

    "Well, now that we're friends," Apple Bloom repeated again, "what if the three of us work together to find out who we are and what we're supposed to be?"

    "Ooh! Ooh!" said Sweetie Belle excitedly, "We could form our own secret society."

    "I'm liking this idea," said Scootaloo in agreement.

    "A secret society," said Apple Bloom, "Yeah. We need a name for it though."

    "The Cutie Mark Three?" Scootaloo proposed.

    "The Cutastically Fantastics?" Sweetie Belle offered.

    "How about...The Cutie Mark Crusaders?" Apple Bloom said at last.

    "It's perfect," said Scootaloo.

    "This is gonna be so great!" said Sweetie Belle excitedly.

    "We're gonna be unstoppable!" Apple Bloom added.

    "What do you say we celebrate with some of these delicious cupcakes?" Scootaloo suggested and went to take a bite.

    "Not the cupcakes," Apple Bloom protested and made the orange Pegasus drop it on the table, "Trust me."

    "Let's see if there are any cookies," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Yeah! Come on," said Apple Bloom as the three fillies got up to go look. They didn't need to search for long.

    "Someone call for some cookies," said Mario as he proposed a plate of some large chocolate chip cookies before them.

    "Oh wow! Thanks Mister Mario," said Scootaloo as she and the other fillies grabbed a cookie.

    "Just call me Mario, Scootaloo," he replied, "I'm good friends with Apple Bloom. I'm hoping we can be good friends too."

    "Sure thing, Mario," Scootaloo answered with her mouth full. Mario smiled as Sweetie Belle just giggled shyly.

    "Can I be your friend, Sweetie Belle?" Mario offered gently. Sweetie Belle just giggled and nodded shyly with a light blush on her cheeks. Neither of them noticed a certain high class filly who wore glasses was shooting daggers at the two, especially when Mario offered Sweetie Belle a dance. Twilight just smiled as she watched from afar, glad everyone was enjoying the party. Especially when the three fillies began to dance together with Mario, even Twist joining in as well.

    "Dearest Princess Celestia," Twilight wrote long after the party was over.

    "I'm happy to report that one of your youngest subjects has learned a valuable lesson about friendship. Sometimes the thing you think will cause you to lose friends and feel left out..."

    "...can actually be the thing that helps you make your closest friends and realize how special you are," Princess Celestia read aloud as she finished the letter.

    "Hmm..." Princess Celestia just gazed at her cutie mark. All that was needed to know about it was this. When a pony filly gets their cutie mark...

    ...the wait is always worth it.

    This was tough chapter to write, mostly because it included a pair of fillies that really knew how to get on your nerves. I am partial to Silver Spoon because I always felt like she only acted like this because of Diamond Tiara and cause she is more of a follower. I really disliked Diamond Tiara for a long time in the beginning as well.

    The CMC are now established and their adventure begins!

    Peace Pony Fans!

    14. Fall Weather Friends

    Fall Weather Friends

    Pony's Log Number 113: Sometimes ponies just gotta realize that there is such a thing as too much competitiveness...

    One fall day, Rainbow and Applejack were busy playing a friendly game of horseshoe toss. It was Rainbow's turn. She grunted as she made her toss and came up short of hitting the wooden stake.

    "Whoo-hoo!" Rainbow cheered.

    "Hoo-wee!" said Applejack, "Not a bad pitch for a pony who works with her head in the clouds."

    "Oh yeah?" said Rainbow, "Think you can do better, cowgirl?"

    "I know I can," said Applejack, picking up a horseshoe. With a grunt of her own, she made her toss, but her horseshoe landed just behind Rainbow's.

    "Oh for Pete's sake!" Applejack retorted, disappointed at her toss.

    "Heh! Looks like this Pegasus can pitch better than the workhorse," Rainbow remarked, light tapping Applejack's stenson hat so it tilted over her face, "The object of the game is to get the closest to the stake."

    "All right, all right," said Applejack indignantly, "You got another throw there, pony girl." Rainbow grunted and threw her horseshoe a little harder. The horseshoe overshot the wooden stake and made a sound like it crashed into something far beyond it.

    "Wow, Rainbow, heh," said Applejack sarcastically, "You couldn't hit a barn door with that kind of throw!"

    "Yeah, yeah. I still have the closest throw, Applesmack," Rainbow shot back, "Just try and beat it." Applejack just made a determined look on her face as she focused on her target. She then made a strong toss and the horse landed, ringing around the wooden stake.

    "Yee-haw! It's a ringer," said Applejack, "That's how you do it on the farm." Rainbow was just dumbfounded.

    "I lost," said Rainbow in disbelief and disappointed.

    "Ah, don't feel bad, Rainbow," said Applejack, "It's all in good fun."

    "I hate losing," Rainbow pouted to herself.

    "Besides, you're a mighty good athlete," said Applejack as she walked away. While Applejack was only trying to soften the blow to Pegasus's pride, Rainbow's personal ego was feeling rather threatened.

    "All right, Applejack," said Rainbow as she hovered over to the orange pony, "you think you're the top athlete in all of Ponyville?"

    "Well, I was gonna say in all of Equestria," said Applejack, using her tail to literally brush Rainbow away, "but that might be glidin' the lily."

    "...and I think I'm the top athlete," Rainbow retorted, "So let's prove it."

    "Prove what?" Applejack asked as she turned around to face the Pegasus.

    "I challenge you to an Iron Pony competition," said Rainbow, "A series of athletic contests to decide who's the best once and for all." Applejack didn't feel like she had anything to prove, but her competitive nature made her think otherwise.

    "You know what, Rainbow?" said Applejack, "You're on." They each spat on a hoof and bumped them together in agreement before giving each other determined smiles.

    It was time to GAME ON!

    (theme song)

    Rainbow was now warming up as she began to do some stretches to get her body ready for their...well what should have been just a small competition. Twilight, with Spike on her back, and Mario had arrived to see what the commotion was all about.

    "So you two are doing what, now?" Twilight Sparkle asked curiously.

    "An Iron-" Applejack was about to answer.

    "Iron Pony competition," Rainbow interrupted as she continued her stretches.

    "See," Applejack explained, "we've set up a bunch of events to decide which one of us is-"

    "The most athletic pony ever!" Rainbow interrupted again and continued to grunt as she warmed up.

    "And we're here to...?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "I don't know," Rainbow answered, still grunting, "Why are they here?" Applejack gave Rainbow an indignant glare.

    "To judge and keep score," Applejack explained as her expression softened, "Maybe Mario can help referee since he's just as honest as I am."

    "Can do Applejack," said Mario excitedly, "give me a second." Mario then zoomed away and returned wearing a long sleeved black and white striped shirt with a whistle around his neck.

    "Well, aren't you enthusiastic," Twilight remarked with a annoyed look. Mario just glared back.

    "Listen to this," said Mario as he cleared his throat, "Ponies will start at the sound of my whistle. Each pony must complete such and such and must do and don't this and that. The player to accomplish the goal the quickest or best wins. Ponies...on your mark, get set..."

    TWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

    Twilight and Spike jumped at the loud whistle, but Applejack was most impressed.

    "Yee-haw, Mario you've got the referee job for sure," said Applejack excitedly, "and Twilight can declare the winner.

    "Right, heh," Rainbow replied, "Somepony's gotta record my awesomeness for the history books." Applejack, Twilight, and Mario just rolled their eyes. Soon everything was set up for the start of their competition.

    "Hello everypony, and welcome to the first annual Iron Pony competition!" Spike announced, using the twig as a microphone.

    "We're here live from Sweet Apple Acres to give you up-to-date coverage of today's events!" said Mario excitedly, using a real mic but holding it using his magic.

    "Uh, Spike, Mario, who are you talking to?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "Um...Uh, them!" said Spike. To the dragon's good fortune, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity arrived to watch the events take place, "Let's the games begin." The three ponies cheered excited at the first event was ready to for action.

    "Ponies will start as the sound of my whistle," Mario explained, "each pony must successfully weave their way through the barrels as they make their way towards the finish line. The pony who gets to the goal the fastest wins. Time penalties will be added for any bumped barrels."Applejack was ready to go.

    "Ready. Set. Go!" said Twilight.

    TWEEEET!

    Mario blew his whistle and Applejack took off, maneuvering as quickly as she could, but as she approached the final half of the course, her flank bumped a barrel.

    "Dagnabbit," she remarked with a gasp as she crossed the finish line.

    "Time, Spike?" Twilight asked. Spike looked at a stopwatch Mario let him barrow for the event.

    "17 seconds," said Spike.

    "You're kiddin'!" said Applejack shocked, "That breaks my record from last year's rodeo."

    "But you got a five second penalty for nudging the barrel," Spike added.

    "So you're true time is 22 seconds," said Mario.

    "Nuts and chews!" Applejack remarked with a sigh, "Still, that's 22 seconds. Not too shabby." Rainbow just stayed rather quiet. The sweat on her face showed that she was feeling a little intimidated at Applejack's fast time.

    "Hey, don't be nervous," said Applejack supportively, "Remember, it's all in good fun. Now git on up there." Rainbow slowly flew over to the starting line, still sweating a bit as she got herself ready.

    "Ready. Set. Go!"

    TWEEEEET!

    With the blow of the whistle, Rainbow took off at high speed and weaved through the barrels. Not only was she fast, but her run was clean too.

    "Woo! That was some fancy hoofwork their, Rainbow!" said Applejack, clearly impressed.

    "Thanks, but I couldn't have been as fast as you," Rainbow panted.

    "What was the time on that, Spike?" Applejack asked.

    "18 seconds!" Spike exclaimed.

    "And no penalties!" Mario added.

    "18 seconds," said Applejack, "Rainbow, are you sure you're not secretly a rodeo pony?"

    "Rainbow Dash wins the barrel lead!" Twilight announced and Fluttershy placed an apple shaped card on a score board with the number "1" on it.

    "Oh, I can't believe I won!" Rainbow gushed excitedly in the air.

    "Yeah, well, don't you go gettin' used to it," said Applejack indignantly as she pinned Rainbow to the ground.

    "Next event is the test of strength," said Mario, "At the sound of my whistle, each pony has one try to send this little marker to the bell at the top. The player who succeeds or the player who hits the bells the loudest and/or fastest wins. Rainbow, ready, set..."

    TWEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

    Rainbow then stomped as hard as she could to send the marker all the way to the top without much difficulty and the ponies cheered.

    "Mighty respectable," said Applejack as she was lounging underneath an apple tree with a piece of grass in her mouth, which she spat out as she got up, "But let me show ya how it's really done." Mario blew his whistle and Applejack gave a loud grunt. She not only got the marker to hit the bell faster, but sent it up so fast that it blasted the bell right off the top. Rainbow watched with her mouth hanging out as the other ponies cheered.

    "Years of applebukcin'," Applejack boasted as she bucked the apple tree Rainbow was sitting under. "Shave and a haircut"...The bell rang again..."Two bits." It was then five apples bopped Rainbow on the head...(Can you see the 100, 200, 400, 800, 1000, appear?)...then two more hit her head (...2000, 4000...bummer two more AJ would get a 1up.)

    "Ugh," Rainbow groaned as she rubbed her sore head as Fluttershy put a card with "1" next to Applejack's part of the scoreboard.

    "Next event: The buckin' bronco," Mario announced, "Each pony has Spike riding their back as they bounce and buck about to try and knock him off. The pony who makes Spike fall off the quickest wins. However, any intentional harm to Spike to make him fall off faster will result in a disqualification."

    "Wahoo!"

    "Whoo-hoo!"

    "Eeyup!"

    Apparently Granny Smith, Apple Bloom, and Big Macintosh had arrived to cheer Applejack on and were now sitting in some bleachers as Applejack got ready to start.

    "Why me?" Spike asked rhetorically.

    "Go!" Twilight shouted as Mario blew his whistle. Applejack soon started jumped and bucking about as roughly as she could.

    "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-hoa! Whoa! Whoaaa!" Spike cried out as he tried to hold on before Applejack launched him into the air and into a nearby hay pile, "Ouch!" Spike didn't have much time to recover. As soon as he popped out of the hay pile. Rainbow was already underneath him.

    "Ready for another pony ride?" Rainbow asked with determination.

    "No" Spike whimpered.

    "Rainbow, ready, set...TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" With the blow of the whistle, Rainbow took off. She wasted no time bouncing Spike about.

    "Guh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guh-guhwhoaaaaa!" Spike cried out. He didn't even last for a few seconds before Rainbow sent him flying high into the air.

    "Rainbow Dash wins the bronco-buck!" Twilight announced as another bell rang in the distance. Poor Spike was now hanging on the top of the scoreboard, looking dazed and worn out. Fluttershy looked at him with worry as she updated the scoreboard.

    "And I lose," Spike groaned.

    It was then some other ponies began to appear and cheer as Applejack and Rainbow got ready for the next event. Applejack couldn't help but show off a little while Rainbow was struggling to keep her lasso from falling apart.

    "Lasso contest," Mario announced, "At the start of my whistle, each pony will take turns lassoing and tying up Spike. The pony who can tie up Spike in the most charismatic and cleanest knot wins. Ponies, on your mark, get set..."

    TWEEEEEEEEEEET!

    Applejack wasted no time going first.

    "Whoa!" Spike grunted as he found his claws and feet tied together in one simple knot as he landed on his back, "How do I get roped into these things?" Spike never got his answer as the other ponies cheered for Applejack and tossed several roses at her hooves. Spike didn't have to deal with being tied up again. Poor Rainbow had ended getting herself tied up in the same manner, but she was hanging from a tree upside down..

    "Does this count?" Rainbow asked with a grunt, trying to get out of her own knot.

    "Applejack is the winner!" Mario announced as the bell rang and the score was updated once again.

    The next event was ball balancing, which was simply the pony would could keep their ball in the air without dropping it would win. Applejack grunted, but she easily lost her ball while Rainbow just bounced hers without difficulty. The ponies cheered, while some Pegasi tossed some roses at her from above as the bell was wrung and score updated again.

    After that was the hay toss, Rainbow went first and tossed a rather heavy haystack into the air a decent distant and flew over to it as the haystack landed.

    "Yuh!" she boasted and blew a raspberry at Applejack. Then not a second later, a much larger and heavier haystack crashed right on top of Rainbow. Ponies cheered as Applejack was carried away. The bell was wrung and score updated again.

    Then came hoof-wrestling, which one would think Applejack would have the huge advantage over.

    "Wah!" Applejack grunted in shock as Rainbow pinned her fore-hoof down with ease. The bell rings and the score was updated again.

    Finally came the football kicking event. Applejack gave her football a nice long kick, but Rainbow was able to kick her football higher and farther, nearly hitting some Pegasi spectators in a nearby cloud. Fluttershy gasped as the football came barreling at her. She used the score panel in her hands to protect herself. The football managed to knock the score card right into the scoreboard. The bell rang and Fluttershy made a "it's good!" pose with her fore-hooves.

    "Welcome back everypony to the Spike and Mario half time show," Mario announced, "I'm Mario! He's Spike! And we're here live to bring you up to speed on today's Iron Pony competition!"

    "Fillies and gentlecolts, at the halfway point," said Spike, "our competitors are tied at five and five."

    "Who are you two talking to?" Twilight asked annoyed at their showboating.

    "Them!" Spike and Mario said together. What had been considered a small competition was now a full on spectator event with lots of ponies cheering and even creating a pyramid and doing cheerleading. Now back to the events.

    Soon the push-ups competition was underway and Twilight was officially keeping count. The looks in Applejack's and Rainbow's faces shows the they were hitting their push-up limits.

    "95, 96, 97, 98, 99..." Twilight counted when Rainbow opened her wings to give her some strength relief, "a hundred!" Applejack then collapsed to the ground in exhaustion and Rainbow was declared the winner. Mario just had a stern look on his face and jotted something down on a clipboard. Applejack was angered as well.

    "Be a good sport, Applejack," she told herself, but knew Rainbow had cheated.

    Some of the other events seemed to show Rainbow having similar issues. In the long jump, each pony took a turn to see how far they could jump into the air. When Rainbow realized she was going to fall behind Applejack, she opened her wings to give her a distance boost so she landed ahead of her. Next came to chick cross. The hens clucked and the chicks chirped as each pony was tasked to carry as many chicks as they could to the mother hen. Applejack tried to be graceful, but her mud splashing cause her chicks to abandon pony. Rainbow just walked smugly as she opened her wings to carry all the chicks across and keep them away from the splashing mud. While only a few events are discussed, there had been a total of nineteen events so far and there was one other unmentioned event where Rainbow used her wings to her advantage. Mario recorded these incidents on a clipboard. Then came the final event, which was the tug of war.

    "All right, you two," said Twilight, "This is the final event. Give it all you've got!"

    "At the start of my whistle," Mario explained, "Each pony will pull the rope and try to bring that flag in the middle to their side of the mud wallow. The pony that gets the flag to their side wins. Ponies, on your mark, get set...TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!" With the final blow of the whistle, Applejack and Rainbow began the tug of war event.

    "Looks like the workhorse might come out ahead in this one," said Spike.

    "We will see," said Mario skeptically, he didn't think Rainbow was going to play fair. And just as Mario predicted, Rainbow flew above the mud patch as Applejack was left dangling above the middle of the mud patch.

    "That's not fair," said Applejack, her voice muffled from the rope in her mouth, "You can't use your wings to help you win."

    "Huh?" Rainbow asked, not able to understand the orange pony.

    "You're cheatin'!" Applejack mumbled.

    "I can't understand you with that rope in your mouth," Rainbow answered.

    "I said...uh-oh." Applejack realized that by spitting out the rope, she had released her only support that was keeping her from the mud. The crowd cheered and the bell gave its final ring.

    "Whoo-hoo!" said Rainbow as she updated the scoreboard herself, "I win by a landslide...or mudslide in your case!" Rainbow chuckled as Applejack glared at her from the mud. Mario helped Applejack out of the mud, but was giving the blue Pegasus a glare himself.

    "I am the Iron Pony!" Rainbow shouted to the world as a pair of Pegasi held a rainbow banner behind her and some ponies cheered.

    "Only 'cause you cheated," Applejack retorted angrily, now clean of the mud.

    "What?" Rainbow exclaimed as she flew into Applejack's face.

    "You used your wing power to help you win over half of those contests," Applejack pointed out.

    "Sounds like sour apples to me," said Rainbow indignantly.

    "Are you sayin' you didn't use your wings?" Applejack asked sternly.

    "Well...no," Rainbow stuttered and recomposed herself, "but you never said that I couldn't use my wings."

    "I didn't think I needed to tell you to play fair," Applejack retorted.

    "She's right Rainbow," Mario added as he approached the two ponies, showing his clipboard with the proof, "You're wings gave you an unfair advantage and you're smart enough to know that. Using your wings might not have been stated in the rules, but you did use them to cheat in exactly 5 events. In fact, I can outright disqualify your win at the tug of war!"

    "What?!" Rainbow exclaimed.

    "The rules stated and I quote: Whoever gets the flag to their side of the mud patch wins," Mario explained sternly, "You never crossed the flag to your side of the line, you just dangled Applejack over the mud and let her fall in! This is not just cheating, but bad sportsmanship. There is no honestly in winning like that!"

    "Like you never cheated to be the fastest unicorn alive!" Rainbow shot back, but then wished she could take it back when Mario gave her a very fierce glare. Even when he was furious with her over the dragon incident, Mario never looked that angry.

    "I never cheated in any of my races," Mario said slowly in a tone that could give ponies a cold chill, "and don't you ever forget that Rainbow Dash! Fluttershy, subtract 5 points from Rainbow's score and give them to Applejack at once!" Fluttershy hesitated before she did as she was told, leaving the ponies tied, but Rainbow Dash wasn't going to settle for a tie.

    "I still would have won even without my wings," Rainbow replied indignantly.

    "Hah!" said Applejack, "Prove it."

    "Gladly," Rainbow answered before looking puzzled, "How?"

    "Tomorrow is the annual Runnin' of the Leaves," said Applejack, "I challenge you to race me in it."

    "Heh! Easy schmeasy," Rainbow answered and went to fly off when Applejack pinned her down the ground by standing on the girl's tail.

    "Hold on!" said Applejack, "There is one condition: the point is to run, so no wings allowed."

    "No wings?" Rainbow remarked as she bucked Applejack off her tail, "no problem." They both then spit on their fore-hoof and smashed them together. Then they just glared until Rainbow blew a raspberry at Applejack. Applejack just chuckled before they continued their little stare down contest.

    The next day, Twilight and Mario were casually leaving the library towards the location where the Running of the Leaves event would take place. Spike was getting impatient.

    "Twilight, Mario, hurry up," Spike complained as he rode on Twilight's back, "we're gonna be late for the race."

    "Why are you so excited about the race?" Twilight asked curiously, "It's only for ponies."

    "Yeah, but I'm hoping I can be the announcer again," said Spike as he stood on Twilight's back with his twig for a microphone.

    "Umm...Spike..." said Mario uneasily.

    "Just listen," said Spike, "Fillies and gentlecolts, welcome to the annual Running of the-"

    "Welcome to the annual Running of the Leaves!" said a loud but well known voice, "This is Pinkie Pie, your official p-eye-in-the-sky announcer." Pinkie came floating above with a mega phone. Spike just glared at Mario.

    "I...kind of asked Pinkie to take my place as an announcer," said Mario with an apologetic smile. Spike just angrily threw his twig to the ground and pouted.

    "Sorry, Spike," said Twilight sympathetically, "I guess that job's already taken."

    "As everypony knows," Pinkie continued, "the Running of the Leaves is a very important tradition, for without it, the autumn leafs in Equestria would never fall. So get ready, ponies. The Running of the Leaves will begin in five minutes!" It was then the ponies who were going to participate began to line up at the starting line. Some of them were eager to get started and were stretching a bit. Applejack was already stretching as a certain Pegasus made her entrance.

    "Pardon me, excuse me," said Rainbow arrogantly as she pushed her way through a pair of ponies and made her way towards Applejack, "Make way for the Iron Pony."

    "The Iron Phony, you mean," said Applejack, "Accordin' to Mario, we tied yesterday." Rainbow wasn't listening.

    "So, Applejack, you ready to win second place," Rainbow Dash asked her.

    "I'm ready to run a good, clean race," said Applejack.

    "Yeah, yeah..." Rainbow answered.

    "You are not allowed to use your wings," Applejack reminded her.

    "I could win this race with both wings tied behind my back," Rainbow remarked proudly. Applejack just hummed to herself as she got an idea. Soon Applejack gave a grunt as she used a rope to tie Rainbow's wings up and prevent her from using them.

    "Trussed up like a turkey," said Applejack, "Well, a turkey who can't fly that is."

    "Very funny," said Rainbow indignantly.

    "'Least now we know we're racin' fair and square," said Applejack. It was then they heard a trumpet from up above.

    "Racers! Please take your positions!" Pinkie announced as the ponies got ready to begin the race. That was when Spike approached the balloon.

    "Um...Pinkie Pie?" he asked timidly.

    "Hey, Spike! What's up?" Pinkie Pie asked, "Oh wait, it's me! I'm up!" Pinkie laughed at her own joke.

    "Uh, yeah," Spike answered slowly, "I know you're doing the announcing today and stuff and...I'm sure you're gonna do a great job and all, but...I was just wondering..."

    "What?" Pinkie asked, but Spike lost his courage to ask.

    "Aw...Forget it," said Spike and turned to leave, but Pinkie had figured out what Spike was trying to say.

    "Spike!" Pinkie called out, "Would you like to be my co-reporter? We could comment on the action together!"

    "We could?" Spike replied excitedly.

    "Climb on up," said Pinkie, as Spike borrowed Mario's personal microphone and got on board the balloon. Meanwhile, Rainbow and Applejack were just getting ready to go when they noticed a familiar purple unicorn at the starting line.

    "Twilight? What in tarnation are you doin' up here?" Applejack asked in surprise.

    "I'm racing," Twilight answered. Rainbow laughed.

    "Good one, Twilight," Rainbow replied as Twilight gave her an indignant look.

    "I'm not joking," Twilight said bluntly.

    "What?" Rainbow exclaimed, "You're not an athlete, you're a...well...an egghead."

    "I am not an egghead," Twilight retorted, "I am well-read."

    "Egghead," said Rainbow softly to Applejack, who just snickered.

    "But have you ever run a race?" Applejack asked Twilight.

    "Well, no," Twilight answered honestly, "but I do know a lot about running."

    "And you know this from..." Rainbow asked her, curiously as well as mockingly.

    "Books," Twilight answered, "I've read several on the subject." Rainbow tumbled into her back, laughing loudly.

    "What'd you read, "The Egghead's Guide to Running"," Rainbow asked Twilight, still laughing herself silly, "Did you stretch out your eye muscles to warm up? Get it? Eye muscles." Twilight just looked most annoyed.

    "Scoff if you must, Rainbow," said Twilight, "But the Running of the Leaves is a Ponyville tradition, and since I'm here to learn, I've decided to I should experience it myself." Rainbow and Applejack were still finding it hard taking Twilight seriously.

    "Well, I think that's just dandy Twilight," said Applejack, "Good luck." She then shared a snicker with Rainbow.

    "Yeah. See you at the finish line...tomorrow," Rainbow added as she chuckled to herself.

    "You know girls," said Twilight smugly, "I may have learned a lot about running from books, but I did have one of the best teachers in all of Equestria to teach me."

    "Like who?" Applejack asked indignantly until she and Rainbow gasped at the pony standing next to Twilight. He was currently stretching, hopping, and even doing a spin jump.

    "Mario!?" they exclaimed.

    "Who better to teach me about running than the fastest unicorn alive?" Twilight smiled and Mario returned it.

    "Good to be back in a race again," said Mario. Applejack and Rainbow just exchanged looks before they snickered again.

    "Forget it, Mario," said Rainbow cockily, "You were great, but now you're outta date!"

    "I'm only a year older than you two girls," Mario replied indignantly.

    "Exactly," Applejack pointed out, "you're last year's model."

    "We're the models that were built for speed," Rainbow remarked. Mario just rolled his eyes.

    "Right," said Mario annoyed, "because..."

    Everypony's super pony racing
    Gotta keep your hooves right on the ground
    When you're super pony racing
    there's no time to look around

    When you're super pony racing
    Running to a point of no return
    Everypony's super pony racing
    Come on let your...fire...

    burn?

    Mario then noticed that his friends and several nearby ponies were just glaring at him.

    "Oh come on!" Mario bellowed, "No one complains when Pinkie Pie sings out of the blue!" All he got was more glares and a cough somewhere in the background.

    "Critics," Mario muttered, feeling a bit embarassed. That was the last time he'd ever try that again. It was then Twilight gave him a light giggle and smile to make him feel better. It reminded him that he wasn't there to race to the finish. He and Twilight were going to run together and enjoy the sights.

    "All right, ponies, are you ready?" Pinkie announced.

    "Get set," Spike added. Then a bell was rung and everyone took off. The race was on!

    "And they're off!" said Pinkie, "welcome to the official coverage of the Running of the Leaves. You know, Spike, despite its name, the leaves don't do any of the actual running. No, that's left to my little ponies."

    "Why, yes, Pinkie," Spike answered, a little caught off guard by that comment, "it's the running of the ponies that causes the leaves to fall."

    "Ugh. Those lazy, lazy leaves," said Pinkie, "But this year, this run is about more than the weather. It's about the race to the finish and the two runners who want to win it: Applejack and Rainbow Dash."

    "You know Pinkie," said Spike, "These two ponies have a bit of a grudge match they're trying to settle. Trying to prove who's the most athletic."

    "Yes, and "grudge" rhymes with "fudge"," Pinkie replied.

    "Yes, it...does," said Spike, rather puzzled, "What?"

    "And I like fudge," said Pinkie, "But if I eat too much fudge, I get a pudge, and then I can't budge."

    "So...no fudge?" Spike asked in confusion.

    "Oh, no thanks," said Pinkie, "I had a big breakfast. Let's check in with our two competitive ponies, Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Having a fast out of the gate, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are evenly matched running neck and neck. But what's this? Applejack is making a move, she's now ahead by a nose. But Rainbow Dash won't let Applejack have it and takes the lead. She's ahead by half a nose. Or maybe three quarters of a nose. No, about sixty three point seven percent of a nose...roughly speaking. Applejack sees this move and pushes forth with her strong workhorse legs slinking ahead by three hundred and fifty noses." Spike just looked a little annoyed by Pinkie's idea of measuring leads, but in simpler terms...

    "I'm telling them what going on!" Pinkie shouted.

    Hush Pinkie. I'm the writer, not you!

    ...Applejack and Rainbow Dash were changing leads until Applejack managed to pull away.

    "Not so easy without wings, is it?" Applejack remarked as they continue to speed down the path. Rainbow was tempted to open her wings but the roped kept them closed.

    "Come on, Rainbow," she told herself, "Show 'em a little dash." Rainbow then picked up her pace to catch right up to Applejack.

    "Ho-hold your horses, Pinkie!" said Spike excitedly, "Rainbow Dash is catching up to the front runner Applejack!"

    "What an upset," said Pinkie, "I thought Applejack had this in the bag." Soon Rainbow was neck in neck with Applejack.

    "You didn't think I was gonna let you off that easily, did you?" Rainbow taunted. Applejack looked a bit indignantly, when a fore-hoof hit a nearby rock on the ground. She tripped and tumbled to the ground as the huge collection of ponies ran by in a cloud of dust.

    "Whoa!" said Applejack as she got back to her feet, "I don't believe it."

    "I know, it's beautiful, isn't it?" Twilight replied as she and Mario arrived. Mario nodded in agreement as he used a camera around his neck to take pictures of the scenery.

    "Not the scenery, Twilight," Applejack retorted, "Rainbow Dash just tripped me."

    "She did not," said Mario and Twilight together.

    "She did too!" Applejack remarked.

    "She did not," said Twilight firmly, "And if you slowed down and looked where you were going, like us, you'd see that you tripped over a rock." Applejack looked back and noticed the rock sticking where she had been running.

    "What? Oh hayseed!" said Applejack realizing her mistake and seeing the other ponies charging away, "Now I got a lot of ground to make up to catch Rainbow."

    "Just be careful!" Twilight called out as Applejack took off.

    "Remember, slow and steady wins the race!" Mario called out.

    "Now, you're sounding like an old colt," Twilight pointed out. Mario glared.

    "Lighten up, I'm just teasing," said Twilight with a smile, "I'm glad you're so mature with your speed. Unlike Rainbow and Applejack, you know that sometimes it's best to slow down and enjoy the view." Mario felt better and together the two ponies went on their way enjoying the sights.

    It didn't take Applejack too long before she caught up with Rainbow Dash.

    "See you at the finish line!" Applejack called out to Rainbow as she charged ahead.

    "I don't believe it," said Spike from above, "After a huge setback, Applejack is back at the front of the pack."

    "She's the head of the pack, all right," Pinkie added, "The pick of the litter! The cat's pajamas! Oh wait, why would Applejack take some poor kitty's PJs? That's not very sporting of her." Spike was just at a loss for words.

    "Oookay..." was all Spike could say about that, "Let's get back to the race."

    "Not so fast, Applejack!" Rainbow replied as she closed Applejack's lead, "This race isn't over yet!"

    "It is for you," said Applejack, "Heh." Then as if the timing couldn't have been more perfect. Rainbow stumbled forward and fell down. The crowd of ponies came trampling by, burying her in a huge mess of leaves.

    "Whoa!" said Rainbow in shock as she poked her head of out the leaves, "I don't believe it, Applejack tripped me."

    "Don't you ponies ever look where you're going?" Twilight remarked as she and Mario arrived, "you tripped on a stump, see?" Unlike Applejack, Rainbow refused to see sense.

    "Oh I see," said Rainbow, "A big cheater is what I see."

    "Rainbow, Applejack would never cheat," Twilight remarked, "It was just an accident."

    "We even saw you trip ourselves," said Mario, "There is no logical way Applejack could have planted a tree and have it grown and cut down in just one night. Or could she have just laid the stump there beforehand, it's rooted to the ground." Mario pushed it to prove his point.

    "Sure it was. I mean, yeah, I'm sure it was," Rainbow replied, a little too quickly to make it sound she believed either of them. Yet Twilight did.

    "Remember, Rainbow, this is just a race," Twilight reminded Rainbow and went on her way.

    "Plus nopony respects a winner who cheats either," Mario added, implying a warning to Rainbow to not try anything, as he followed Twilight.

    "Yes, but the rules have changed, and two can play at that game," said Rainbow, but it was mostly to herself. But first a word from our sponsor:

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    ...

    ...

    ...oooookay...back to the story...

    "Welcome back, Ponyvillians, it's me, Pinkie Pie," said the pink pony from her balloon.

    "And Spike," the dragon added since he, too was in the balloon, "Looks like Rainbow is doing her best to catch up."

    "I'm not sure how ketchup is going to help her in this contest," Pinkie remarked, "Now in a hot dog eating contest it can make them doggies nice and slippery, but personally, I prefer mustard. How about you, Spike?"

    "Uh...I...like...pickles?" Spike answered with some hesitation in his voice.

    "Aaand it looks like Applejack as found herself in quite a pickle as Rainbow Dash overtakes her," Pinkie pointed out.

    "Look, ma, no wings," Rainbow Dash gloated as Applejack just narrowed her brow and tried her best to keep up with the blue Pegasus.

    "As the racers, enter Equestria's Whitetail Wood," Spike commented, "Rainbow Dash is back in the lead." Rainbow then noticed a nearby tree branch. She grabbed the branch and pulled it back. Just as Applejack was in range.

    SMACK!

    Rainbow let go so the branch smacked Applejack in the face, knocking the orange pony back. Rainbow chuckled as she continued on her way.

    "Ugh, Hey, Rainbow!" Applejack shouted as she noticed the devious smile on Rainbow's face. The blue Pegasus blew Applejack a raspberry and run off.

    "Why, that little cheater did that on purpose," Applejack exclaimed, "It's on." Applejack then noticed another branch behind. Pulling it back as hard as she could without breaking it, she let the momentum of the recoil rocket her forward at high speed. Meanwhile, Rainbow was feeling very pleased with her dirty trick.

    "Nice one, Rainbow," she told herself.

    "Later!" said Applejack as she flew by and landed in front of Rainbow. Rainbow gasped as she growled and gave chase. Then Applejack bucked a tree and made a beehive drop by Rainbow.

    "Aaa!" Rainbow screamed as she ran for her life. The fear gave Rainbow the speed boost she needed to pull ahead. She ducked into the some bushes as the bees made a "!?" formation and then zoomed away. Once Rainbow felt she was safe, she quickly saw a nearby sign and reversed the direction. Applejack, thinking nothing less, just followed the sign without a second thought. Rainbow began to laugh herself silly as the other ponies ran past her in the correct direction. (Probably because she was leaning against the sign so they couldn't see the change of direction).

    "Oh my, Whitetail Wood is just lovely," said Twilight to Mario.

    "Makes me appreciate the fact that my birthday comes during this time of year," Mario added. Rainbow then gasped as Mario and Twilight's conversation continued. She quickly fixed the sign back to it original direction.

    "Your birthday party was a lot of fun," Twilight remarked.

    "Especially since you actually showed up!" Mario replied with a smug smile. Twilight gave Mario a raspberry when they saw Rainbow nearby.

    "Hey, Rainbow," said Twilight, "shouldn't you be up ahead?"

    "I'm sure I'll win now," Rainbow chuckled to herself and not really paying attention to them.

    "Except that the other racers just passed you!" Mario pointed out. Rainbow gasped and noticed all the other ponies leaving her behind.

    "Oh horse apples...See ya!" Rainbow replied quickly and zoomed away. Meanwhile Applejack soon found herself at the top of a ledge on the mountain unsure of where she should go.

    "Applejack, what are you doing up here?" Pinkie asked curiously as the balloon hovered just above the orange pony.

    "There's aren't even any trees," Spike added.

    "Er, no," Applejack said uncertainly, "but the signs pointed this way..." Applejack then realized she had been tricked, "...Rainbow. Mind giving me a lift." While for some, a balloon assistance would be considered cheating, but considering Applejack was lost, Pinkie made an exception. Of course, one could argue that Pinkie didn't need to drop Applejack right in pole position either. Rainbow would definitely argue that case as Applejack landed in front of her.

    "What the hay?!" Rainbow exclaimed, "You said no flying!"

    "No, I said no wings," Applejack corrected as the two ponies surged ahead.

    "I must say, Spike," Pinkie remarked, "That this has been the most interesting Running of the Leaves in Equestrian history!"

    "With the most interesting announcing," Spike added.

    "But it isn't the running that's been fascinating," Pinkie added, "It's the lack of running!" The race course soon took a path into a collection of trees that had buckets collecting sap from them. Applejack wasted no time finding a bucket to buck, spilling the contents on the ground. Just as Applejack had hoped, Rainbow ran right into the sticky mess and got her hooves caught in it. Rainbow fought hard to pull herself out, but then the sap made her recoil backwards. Rainbow then got an idea.

    "Aaa!" Rainbow grunted as she let the momentum carry her backward and then she pushed herself forward. Not only was she able to break free, but she rocketed right past Applejack like the orange pony had done earlier.

    But Rainbow actually zoomed so close to Applejack that the orange pony spun about and was soon caught inside of a mini-tornado. Rainbow soon noticed the tornado and got caught in it herself.

    "Whoa!" they screamed together as the tornado brought them both towards the top of a ledge on the mountain. The two ponies glared as they tried to get their bearings when the piece of rock they were standing on began to crack. Soon it broke off and sent the two ponies sliding down to the bottom of the mountain. Fortunately, the two ponies managed to keep their balance as the rock came to rest at the side of the race trail.

    "Forgive me, girls. I know I'm not an athlete, but shouldn't the Running of the Leaves actually involve running?" Twilight asked curiously as Mario just stayed quiet as he stood next to her. They had just left when Rainbow realized something.

    "You know, I think Twilight's right," said Rainbow.

    "You do?" Applejack asked in surprise.

    "Yeah!" Rainbow answered, "if you wanna beat me, you better...RUUUN!" Rainbow took off and Applejack soon followed.

    "Once again, Rainbow Dash and Applejack are neck and neck," Pinkie announced, "jockeying for position. Applejack inches ahead, now it's Rainbow, it's Applejack, it's Rainbow Dash, it's Applejack-" This back and forth continued as the saw the finish line was approaching. Then Rainbow bumped into Applejack. Applejack grunted as she was knocked to the side.

    "Oh no," she di'int!" Spike remarked. Then Applejack bumped Rainbow back.

    "Oh, yes, she di'id!" Pinkie remarked as Rainbow bumped her again.

    "Cut it out!" Applejack shouted as she bumped Rainbow back.

    "No, you cut it out!" Rainbow remarked as she gave Applejack another hard bump.

    "You started it," Applejack shot back as they continued to bump each other.

    "And now I'm gonna finish it," Rainbow snapped.

    "On no you won't!" said Applejack.

    "Oh yes, I will," Rainbow grunted as Applejack bumped him so hard that the rope around Rainbow's wings broke and they opened up freely.

    "That's it!" Rainbow said angrily, "All bets are off!" Rainbow was about to fly her way to the finish.

    "Oh no you don't," Applejack yelled as she jumped high into the air and tackled Rainbow to the ground. The two ponies continued to tussle with each other, kicking up a cloud of smoke around them as they made their way toward the finish line.

    "It's Applejack, it's Rainbow Dash, it's Applejack, it's Rainbow Dash-" Pinkie called out, but nopony could tell who was in the lead with the cloud of dust surrounding them as they both crossed the finish line before finally untangling from each other. Both ponies were looking very roughed up and both their fur, tails, and manes were frazzled.

    "I won!" Rainbow shouted.

    "No, I won!" Applejack retorted.

    "I won!" Rainbow repeated loudly.

    "You tied!" Spike announced.

    "Tied?!" Applejack and Rainbow said in shock.

    "For first?" Applejack asked.

    "For last?!" Pinkie announced.

    "Last?!" Applejack said in shock.

    "Then who won?" Rainbow asked. That was when Twilight came up to them, wearing a medal around her neck. Applejack and Rainbow's jaws dropped.

    "You?!" The two ponies exclaimed.

    "Oh no, but I did get fifth place," said Twilight, "which is rather good considering I've never run a race before."

    "Then who won?" Applejack asked. That was when Mario appeared towards them wearing a medal of his own, except his medal had a "1" on it.

    "What?!" Applejack and Rainbow exclaimed, "Mario!?"

    "How that's even possible?" Applejack asked.

    "You two ran so slow," Rainbow pointed out, "and looked at the scenery."

    "Exactly, I paced myself," said Twilight, "just like my book said and from what Mario taught me. Then at the end, when all the ponies were worn out, I sprinted to the finish."

    "Last year's model huh?" Mario retorted, "I held back so much during this race and yet, I still won!" Applejack and Rainbow were dumbfounded.

    "He's right about holding back," said Twilight, "He wasn't even going to try winning because he didn't want to leave me behind. After I gave him a supportive push, he sped down to the finish line."

    "I don't believe it," said Rainbow in disbelief, "Twilight and Mario beat us. And Mario did it running slow!"

    "Well, with all your horsing around, it was quite easy," said Twilight and Mario nodded in agreement. Applejack and Rainbow just looked rather guilty.

    "You're right, Twilight and Mario," said Applejack, "Our behavior was just terrible."

    "We weren't very good sports," said Rainbow. It was then some ponies in the background began to bow. For Princess Celestia had arrived.

    "Sounds to me that an important lesson was learned," said the princess as she approached the four ponies.

    "Princess Celestia?!" Applejack and Rainbow said together as the four ponies gave her welcoming bow.

    "W-what are you doin' here?" Applejack asked curiously once they stood back up.

    "Fall is one of my favorite seasons," said Princess Celestia, "so I came to celebrate the Running of the Leaves."

    "I'm sorry you had to see us being such poor sports," said Applejack sadly.

    "That's all right, Applejack," Princess Celestia answered, "Anypony can get swept up in the competition. Isn't that right Mario?" Mario blushed a little and chuckled sheepishly as rubbed a hoof in the dirt. The three girls chuckled to themselves.

    "It's important to remember that the friendship is always more important than the competition," said Twilight.

    "No amount of winning can ever replace a true friend," Mario added.

    "Exactly, Twilight and Mario," Princess Celestia answered, "Now, unfortunately, because the two of you were busy tricking each other instead of shaking down leaves, many of the lovely trees of Equestria are still covered." Applejack and Rainbow just smiled to each other.

    "Why Princess, I bet we can knock those leaves down for you lickety-split," said Applejack and turned to Rainbow, "Whaddya say, friend? Wanna go for another run?"

    "I'd love to stretch my legs," said Rainbow, flapping her wings excitedly, "Hey Mario, wanna join us? Put that speed of yours to good use?" Mario smiled.

    "Let's run!" Mario answered. Princess Celestia and Twilight smiled as Rainbow and Applejack ran side by side through the collection of leaved trees as Mario led the way, but made no effort to try and outrace them. This run wasn't about winning...

    ...it was about spending time with good friends.

    FYI: Mario has a good signing voice, but just his song timing was...not good. Anyway...

    Peace Pony Fans

    15. Suited For Success

    Suited for Success

    Pony's Log Number 114: When a pony is given a blessing, one shouldn't take advantage of it...or try to modify it either...

    It was another lovely day in Ponyville and Rarity was hard at work in her home. Her home was also where she ran her business, the Carousel Boutique. She had just finished sketching her design and was admiring it proudly. Her cat, Opalescence, or Opal for short, was just lounging snootily on one of Rarity's mannequins.

    "Oh, Opalescence," said Rarity excitedly as she studied her completed sketch, "Cant' you just picture it? Moi, stepping out in a stunning new gown at the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot!" Opal said nothing but just gave a sleepy meow.

    "Why, yes! I did make it myself," said Rarity, taking Opal meowing as talking, "Thank you so much for asking." Rarity than pulled off a piece of cloth, which happened to be what Opal was sitting on and the cat was sent to the floor. Unlike other cats, Opal plopped in her stomach before getting quickly back on her feet and walked away. As Rarity was continuing to work at her sewing machine, Opal just took a seat nearby, giving a low, annoyed growl.

    "Oh, Opal, of course you can help me. Thank you," said Rarity replied by sticking a sewing pin cushion inside of Opal's mouth. The white furred kitty just meowed with the pin cushion inside of her mouth again.

    "What's that?" Rarity asked, "You want to help me more? Oh, aren't you the sweetest thing?" Rarity than used her magic to hand Opal several different items to hold. The poor kitty was now balancing on a single hind leg to keep her balance as Rarity continued to do her work.

    "Careful now," said Rarity, "Don't move. This shouldn't take long at all." Opal just rolled her eyes twice, giving a low growl, as she continued to struggle to keep her balance. Once Rarity had finished with the thread and relieved Opal of her awkward situation...

    KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK

    "Now who could that be?" Rarity asked since the boutique wasn't open for business that day. She was surprised to see Mario outside with some of his freight cars.

    "Hey, Rarity," said Mario, "I remembered last night that you said you were running short on some fabrics and other things so...I took my train to Canterlot this morning and did a little shopping. I wrote the names of what colors and materials were called on my checklist here so..." Rarity gasped at all the materials in excitement.

    "Oooo! Mario, you're a lifesaver!" Rarity exclaimed, "This puts me ahead of schedule for my latest design! And there's plenty of material for future projects. Oh how can I ever thank you darling?"

    "No need Rarity," said Mario kindly, "I was glad I could offer you some generosity for a change. Plus I like a long train run to stretch my legs." Rarity just smiled when she got an idea.

    "You know Mario, I've seen you're tastes in fine contour and I must admit that I'm very impressed," said Rarity, "Would you be...interested in a little...internship?" Mario's eyes widened.

    "Why...sure...I mean...I've never made a dress before but...I guess I could offer my...point of view with the designs," Mario stuttered, not sure if he had the credentials for this opportunity. Rarity didn't seem to worried.

    "Oh I'm sure you'll get the hang of it, darling," Rarity answered, "Let's hear your input on my new gown. Oh, and can you be a dear and bring in the materials inside please? Thank you, dear." Mario nodded as he walked inside, bringing as many of the materials inside and put them away too. Rarity didn't waste much time asking Mario for his insight regarding materials and colors for her dress. Mario soon found that he had some talent on choosing colors and fabrics. Plus Rarity found his opinions rather useful and they found that working together was very easy. Mario wasn't sure if he could add "Fashion designer" to his list of talents just yet, but he was glad for a new opportunity to develop some new skills and grow his friendship with Rarity.

    (theme song)

    A little later that day, Applejack and Twilight arrived at Rarity's shop.

    "Howdy, Rarity!" said Applejack loudly.

    "Shh..." Twilight hushed quickly, "Can't you see Rarity is trying to concentrate?" Applejack and Twilight noticed that Rarity was hard at work and in deep concentration. She also had a pair of red framed glasses on her face.

    "What do you think she's makin'?" Applejack asked in a soft voice.

    "Looks like a dress," Twilight answered. Rarity could hear the two ponies literally talking behind her back and felt a little annoyed.

    "Well, that makes sense," Applejack answered, "Since this is a dressmaker's shop and all." Applejack then noticed that Mario was on the other side of the dress, holding the fabric in place with his magic. He had put on a pair of frameless glasses on his face as he seemed to look very focused as well.

    "Wuh? Mario?!" Applejack said in shock.

    "What? Where?" Twilight asked, trying to look over Rarity's shoulder and saw the colt, "He's...helping her make the dress?!"

    "I didn't know Mario liked making dresses," Applejack answered, not hiding her snicker too well as both Mario and Rarity felt very irritated at this point.

    "Guess Rarity is having him embrace his inner fashionista," Twilight added as their snickering continued. Rarity could feel her patience slip and Mario was inwardly growling at all the teasing.

    "Is there something I can help you with?" Rarity asked in a cheerful tone and successfully hiding all signs of the irritation she had been feeling a few seconds ago.

    "Why is Mario working on a dress?" Applejack asked, with a smirk on her face. Mario rolled his eyes and kept working.

    "Mario appears to have some great tastes and ideas for my latest couture," Rarity explained, "so...I've hired him as my personal intern."

    "Really?" said Applejack, "Guess you're list of talents now include sewing and seamstress now?" Mario looked indignant as Applejack and Twilight chuckled to each other.

    "There's nothing wrong for a colt to be able to fix his own torn buttons and holes in clothing," Mario retorted as he continued his work, "Or being able to use a sewing machine thank you."

    "Is there a reason you're both here other than to tease my new intern?" Rarity asked again.

    "Oh, so very sorry to trouble you, Rarity" said Twilight apologetically, "but I need a quick favor." Twilight than pulled out a red dress and set it on a nearby table.

    "Can you please fix this button for me?" Twilight asked as she showed Rarity the broken stitch with a button hanging on it, "It's my dress for the Grand Galloping Gala." Rarity gasped at the dress.

    "Oh, no, no, no!" Rarity retorted, "You can't wear this...old thing. You need a glamorous new outfit for the Gala and I'll make it for you. No problem at all. It will be my pleasure!"

    "Oh, that's really sweet of you to offer, Rarity," said Twilight, "but I can't let you do that. It would be so much work. This dress is fine."

    "Twilight Sparkle," said Rarity definitively, "I insist on making you a new dress."

    "But..."

    "Not another word!" Rarity interrupted the purple pony, "I won't take no for an answer."

    "Well, in that case..." said Twilight slowly before conceding, "thank you for your generosity, Rarity. Knowing your handiwork, I'm sure it will be absolutely beautiful." Rarity smiled as she looked over to Applejack.

    "Let me guess, Applejack," said Rarity as if reading the orange pony's mind, "You don't want a new gown either."

    "Gown? Shoot. I was just gonna wear my old work duds," Applejack answered.

    "You can't possibly be serious, Applejack," Rarity exclaimed in disbelief, "You absolutely must wear formal attire."

    "Hmm..." Applejack pondered, "Nah."

    "What if I just spruce up your...duds for you a little bit?" Rarity offered.

    "Okay, sure. Why not?" Applejack conceded, "Since you're up for it and all. Just don't make them too frou-frou-y."

    "Deal!" said Rarity.

    "What about a blend of heritage and chic?" Mario suggested as he poked his head from behind the dress he and Rarity were working on, "something that represents her country roots but still has that high class appeal?" Rarity clapped her hooves excitedly.

    "I like the sound of that," said Applejack, clearly impressed.

    "And that is why I made him my intern," said Rarity proudly, making Mario blush.

    "Look out below!" a familiar voice shouted.

    CRASH

    Rainbow suddenly crashed into the boutique from the roof, smacked onto the floor, and bounced backwards as she crashed into the mannequins. Mario rolled his eyes with a sigh.

    "I can fix that," Mario said in annoyance and dashed away to patch up the hole on Rarity's roof.

    "Sorry, new trick. Didn't quite work out," Rainbow said sheepishly as she poked her head out of the piled mountain of knocked over mannequins.

    "Hmm..." Rarity pondered when her face lit up like a light bulb, "Idea! I'll make you an outfit for the Gala too, Rainbow Dash."

    "Outfit for what now?" Rainbow asked puzzled, not knowing what was going on.

    "I'll make one for you and you and all of you," Rarity proposed, "Oh! And of course Fluttershy and Pinkie too. Oh, and when I'm done, we can hold our very own fashion show!"

    "What a great idea!" said Twilight, "If you're sure you can handle it."

    "Oh, it'll be a little bit of work, but it will be a wonderful boost to my business. Plus fun!" said Rarity.

    "Oh, I love fun things!" Rainbow added excitedly.

    "And I'm sure my new intern is up to proving his own talents right," Rarity proposed.

    "Umm...s-s-sure," said Mario bravely, but not too surprised that he be thrust into a difficult task so soon. He had read a book called The Devil Wears Horseshoes, which was about an average pony becoming an assistant to a top fashion designer. He had a good idea when an internship with Rarity would require of him, as well as what not to do to get ahead.

    "Then it's settled," Rarity said with conviction, "We'll have a fashion show starring us." Rarity then began to gather materials as Applejack approached her.

    "So all you two have to do is make a different, stunning, original, amazing outfit for one, two, three, four, five, plus you and Mario, seven ponies? and lickety split?"

    "Oh Applejack," Rarity chuckled, "You make it sound as if it's going to be hard."

    "Oh boy..." said Mario as Rarity handed him a sketchbook, "Uhhh..."

    "I'll need your help with the designs," Rarity told him, "Draw whatever comes to mind. In fact, reach into your very soul and find your inner fashionista."

    "O-kay..." said Mario when Rarity scooted closer into his ear.

    "If that doesn't motivate you, our first dress is Twilight's," Rarity whispered, "how romantic would it be if her own date designed it himself?" Mario felt his cheeks blush before he smiled.

    "Ah!" he exclaimed and quickly began to sketch. The two ponies soon got to work and some music began to be heard as Mario showed Rarity his design. It wasn't much longer before they got very busy choosing color fabrics, threads, and other things to complete each dress.

    [Rarity]

    Thread by thread, stitching it together
    Twilight's dress, cutting out the pattern snip by snip.
    Making sure the fabric folds nicely
    It's the perfect color and so hip
    Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
    Making sure the clothes' correctly facing
    We're stitching Twilight's dress

    "Ow!" Rarity looked his way.

    "I'm good!" said Mario with a smile, shaking off the stinging in his hoof, "What's next?" Rarity smiled.

    [Rarity]

    Yard by yard, fussing on the details
    Jewel neckline, don't you a stitch in time saves nine?

    "I do," said Mario.

    [Rarity]

    Make her something perfect to inspire
    Even though she hates formal attire
    Gotta mind those intimate details
    Even though she's more concerned with sales
    It's Applejack's new dress

    By now even the materials seemed to be dancing around Rarity as the two ponies continued their work. Poor Opal was even caught in the dancing materials once or twice. Then Mario presented two blank sketches of some dresses in which Rarity was deciding on the colors.

    [Rarity]

    Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
    Fluttershy something breezy
    Blend color and form,

    "Do you think this looks cheesy?" Rarity asked Opal as Mario pondered on the colors himself and looked at the cat. She just gave a bored glare as her answer.

    [Rarity]

    Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
    Hook and eye, couldn't you simply die?
    Making sure it fits forelock and crest
    Don't forget some magic in the dress

    "And a little love," Mario added.

    "Of course darling," Rarity agreed.

    Even though it rides high on the flank
    Rainbow won't look like a tank
    We're stitching Rainbow's dress

    Piece by piece, snip by snip
    Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
    Thread by thread, primmed and pressed
    Yard by yard, never stressed
    And that's the art of the dress!

    While they worked together on the designs for Pinkie's, Applejack's, Fluttershy's, and Rainbow's dresses, Twilight's dress was designed solely by Mario, with some editing by Rarity but it was very minimal.

    It was the next day when Rarity had gone to go round up their rest of the girls. Mario had just finished setting up the five dresses. At his request, he asked Rarity if he could keep his outfit for the Gala a surprise, which she heartily agreed. As he waited Mario could feel himself become very nervous.

    "Do you think the girls will like the outfits?" Mario asked Opal out of the blue. Opal just meowed with her bored look as she sat on the table near the sewing machine.

    "Sorry, didn't mean to bore you," Mario replied, "I just needed someone to talk to." Opal was about to walk away when she tripped over a snag in some fabric and about the tumble to the floor, but then was surprised to see Mario had used his magic to stop her fall and set her gently back on her feet. She walked over to him and nuzzle his fore-hoof, meowing to say thank you.

    "Anytime," said Mario before he heard the door open and Rarity was guiding five girls inside with her voice since they had their eyes closed.

    "That's it," said Rarity, "keep em closed. Don't look..." Once the girls were in position... "Okay, you can look now!" The five ponies opened their eyes and gasped all at once as they saw the dresses.

    "These are your new outfits," said Rarity, showcasing each dress as she talked about them, "What do you think of your old work duds now, Applejack? Pretty Swanky are they not?" Applejack's dress featured a stylish stenson hat with a collar line that had an apple shaped jewel and tie. The back of the dress had a brown western saddle with some green Velcro-like pant legs that had brown tassels on the bottom. (Opal was happily playing with them.) The front hooves had some stylish green boots with apple decals on them with lacing.

    "And Twilight! Mario made this dress for you himself and together, we designed each outfit theme to perfectly reflect each pony's personality," said Rarity. Twilight's dress had a celestial theme to it with a cape like front and back that was covered in decorative stars that literally "sparkled" in the lighting. Let's not forget a star hairpin to go with it.

    "Oh, it took us forever to get the colors right on this one Rainbow Dash, but we did it," Rarity pointed out, "Oh, and it turned out beautiful, don't you think?" Rainbow's dress had a golden Athenian style headdress with a chained necklace that had a collection of purple beads on it. The back had a long flowing rainbow colored skirt that some cotton lining along the edges to resemble clouds. (Opal enjoyed nuzzling the material.) On the front hooves were gold laced ballerina style shoes.

    "And I know you are going to love yours, Fluttershy," said Rarity, "It just sings spring!" Fluttershy's dress had a leaf-like front line that featured a large butterfly on the front and a butterfly hair clip. The back had a light blue sash with a long green, multi-layered skirt that had a simple line of yellow and blue flowers along the bottom. The fore-hoofs also had some ballerina style shoes, but hers were green and the straps resembled vines.

    "And Pinkie Pie, look! Pink!" Rarity exclaimed, "Your favorite! Aren't they all amazing?" Pinkie's dress feature a white and blue stripped top that had a V neck, or something close to it, with a pink bow on the front with a long pink skirt that was divided by a white lace that was decorated with candy patterns on it. More candy patterns were found along a flowing blue lining along the bottom of the skirt. The front hooves featured some blue shoes that had pink bows on them. And it also featured a mini blue and white hat that had a candy shaped bow on the side.

    Rarity and Mario smiled widely for them, for they were both very impressed with their work. They hoped their friends felt the same way. However, all they received was just a long dreadful silence as the two ponies just smiled, each becoming uneasy as the others said nothing but just stared.

    "Wow...They're..." Twilight began.

    "Yeah, they're..." Rainbow added slowly.

    "They sure are...somethin'," Applejack replied.

    "Yes! Something," Twilight agreed.

    "I love something!" Pinkie pie added in her cheerful tone, "Something is my favorite!"

    "It's...nice," said Fluttershy plainly, but there was no real joy in her tone. Mario felt like his heart was going to break. His first try helping Rarity and his own friends didn't like his efforts. The fact even Twilight didn't like the dress he designed hurt the most.

    "But what's the matter?" Rarity asked curiously, "Don't you like them?"

    "They're very nice..." Twilight said slowly.

    "And we're plumb, grateful 'cause you two worked so hard on them," Applejack added. By now, even Rarity was feeling upset. No amount of sugarcoating could hide what they were really saying at this point.

    "Mine's just not as cool as I was imagining," Rainbow said, the first pony to finally be upfront about their feelings, yet she got death glares from both Twilight and Applejack.

    "She asked," Rainbow said in her defense.

    "I guess what we're all saying is that they're just not what we had in mind," Twilight said after and their other gave a collective yeah in agreement. Mario said nothing as Rarity recomposed herself.

    "That's okay. Not a problem," said Rarity, "There's plenty more where that came from. Right Mario?" Mario blinked a bit before he finally tried to recollect himself.

    "Of...of course, Rarity," said Mario, trying to hide his disappointment, "When st first you don't succeed...try...try again...heh...yeah..." Mario sighed as he put his back against them all, trying to hide the single pair of tears threatening to fall from his eyes.

    "Anyway, they were a first pass," said Rarity as she stared removing items from them, "You're our friends and I want you to be 110% satisfied. Not to worry, we'll redo them."

    "Oh Rarity, Mario, "said Fluttershy, "You don't have to do that. They're fine."

    "We want them to be better than just fine," said Rarity with determination, "We want you to think they're absolutely perfect. Right Mario?" Mario nodded quietly.

    "Are you sure? I mean, we wouldn't wanna impose," said Applejack.

    "Oh, it's no imposition," said Rarity, "Really, I insist."

    "Well in that case..." said Twilight, "thank you again Rarity." Rarity just smiled as the rest of the ponies left the boutique. Rarity just sighed as she sat down.

    "What have I gotten myself into?" she asked herself.

    "This is my fault," said Mario sadly, "I...failed..."

    "No you didn't darling," said Rarity, "We made these outfits together and you did a wonderful job. But that happens in the fashion world...sometimes...your best isn't what the customer wants." Mario nodded as he wiped a tear from his eyes.

    "I didn't think it would hurt so much," Mario sniffled but then tried to composure himself, "S-s-sorry, I'll..."

    "It's alright, Mario," said Rarity gently, "I get teary too when that happens and it's nothing to be ashamed about. I know it must hurt to work that hard on something for Twilight and for her to not like it must have hurt."

    "Yeah," said Mario sadly, "So much for impressing her..." Rarity gave him a supportive hug.

    "Well, you'll get another chance," said Rarity, "Let's get back to work." Rarity used her magic to hand him back his sketch pad and Mario began to examine their current dresses and what could be done to modify or improve them. Both were working themselves ragged as both their manes were getting rather frazzled when Fluttershy arrived back at the boutique. Rarity was currently working at her sewing machine and Mario had been examining color fabrics for another dress.

    "Hello? You wanted to see me, Rarity?" Fluttershy asked softly.

    "Fluttershy! Your new-new gown's ready," said Rarity as Mario brought it over. Once Fluttershy had change into the dress, they examined it together in the mirror. Rarity had adjusted the layering of the back of the dress and replaced the butterfly hairpin with a flower one. The bottom of the skirt had been giving a more arc-shaped pattern with some colored dots instead of flowers. The blue sash had also been extended to ride further down the skirt.

    "We completely revised it and I know you're going to love it," Rarity continued.

    "What do you think?" Mario asked hopefully.

    "I...love it," said Fluttershy plainly. Neither Rarity or Mario believed her.

    "Oh, you're just saying that," said Rarity.

    "No, no," said Fluttershy quickly, "I do. It's...nice."

    " "Nice"?" Rarity and Mario repeated together.

    "Nice," Fluttershy said again. Mario just sighed to himself.

    "If you don't like it, you should just tell me," said Rarity.

    "Yeah, you're lying isn't making me feel any better about my designing skills," Mario added.

    "Oh, but I do like it," Fluttershy kept insisting.

    "Like it or love it?" Rarity demanded as she make Fluttershy step back.

    "Um...both?" Fluttershy answered feebly.

    "Which is it?"

    "Please stop asking me this, I..."

    "Well, just tell me what you really think! Mario and I want to know!"

    "No, that's okay..."

    "Tell me"

    "No...it's fine..."

    "Tell me!"

    "I...like it..."

    "Tell me, tell me, tell-me-tell-me-tell-me!" Rarity pleaded firmly.

    "Out with it!" Mario finally snapped.

    "All right! Since you really want to know..." Fluttershy snapped, taking a deep breath before speaking again, "The armscye's tight, the middy collar doesn't go with the shawl lapel, the hems are clearly machine stitched, the pleats are uneven, the fabric looks like toile, you used a backstitch here when it clearly called for a topstitch or maybe a traditional blanket stitch, and the overdesign is reminiscent of pret-a-porter and not true French haute couture." Fluttershy paused to catch her breath. Rarity and Mario were just dumbfounded. Since when was Fluttershy so knowledgeable about sewing? Guess you learn something new every day.

    "But...uh...you know...um, whatever you want to do is fine," said Fluttershy timidly. Mario dropped his sketch pad in defeat.

    "I quit...I just do," said Mario as he tried to walk away. There was no way he could improve Fluttershy's dress now. That critique was beyond even his understanding of sewing.

    "Get back here!" Rarity said sternly.

    "WAH!" Mario yelped as Rarity pulled him back.

    Once Mario admitted that he just felt overwhelmed and wasn't actually gonna quit, he and Rarity were busy modifying Twilight's dress to her standards.

    "Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate," Twilight instructed as she paced about, "Orion has three stars on his belt, not four." Mario nodded as he quickly tried to find a place to put the constellation on her dress and Rarity kept sewing. Rarity began to sign again.

    [Rarity]

    Stitch by Stitch, stitching it together
    Deadline looms, don't you know the client's always right?
    Even if our fabric choice was perfect
    Gotta get them all done by tonight
    Pinkie Pie, that color's too obtrusive
    Wait until you see it in the light
    I'm sewing them together!

    As they were working on Pinkie's dress, the pink pony herself was there with her own suggestions.

    "Don't you think my gown would be more "me" with some lollipops?"

    "Lollipops?" Mario exclaimed.

    "Well, I think..." Rarity began.

    "Balloons?" Pinkie suggested.

    "Wuh?!" Mario exclaimed as he looked up from his sketch book.

    "Well..." Rarity said again.

    "Do it!" Pinkie shouted. Mario and Rarity sighed before the latter began to sing again.

    [Rarity]

    Hour by hour, one more change
    I'm sewing them together, take great pains
    Fluttershy, you're putting us in a bind
    Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?
    Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time
    Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine

    Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call
    Brings a whole new revision
    Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision

    Twilight and Fluttershy continued to make their critiques.

    "That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor," Twilight pointed out.

    "French haute couture, please," Fluttershy added.

    "Ugh..." Rarity and Mario groaned as Mario was rubbing harder and harder with his pencil to try and make the modifications in his book. Other modifications were just as frustrating.

    "What if it rains?" Applejack said aloud, "Galoshes!"

    "More balloons!" Pinkie suggested, "On no, that's too much balloons."

    "Thank goodness," said Mario relieved.

    "More candy, oh less candy," said Pinkie instead, "Oh, wait I know, streamers!"

    "Streamers?" said Rarity and Mario together.

    "Whose dress is this?" Pinkie asked skeptically. Mario just looked at Rarity wearily before Rarity gave her a sigh.

    "Streamers it is," Rarity conceded as Mario sighed and went to vigorously erase his design for Pinkie's dress again. Then they went to work on modifying Rainbow's outfit. They had just finished the latest modifications when they turned to look at Rainbow.

    "What?" Rainbow asked puzzled.

    "Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?" Rarity asked.

    "No, I just want my dress to be cool," Rainbow answered.

    "Do you like the color?" Rarity asked.

    "I picked it myself," Mario added as he continued to examine his sketch.

    "The color's fine, just make it cooler," Rainbow told them.

    "Do you not like the shape?" Rarity asked.

    "I'm really trying to get the coolness here," said Mario, "but we need to know what we're missing here!"

    "The shape's fine," Rainbow answered, "Just make it the whole thing...you know cooler. It needs to be 20% cooler." Rarity just groaned and Mario just face planted his sketch book in frustration. Then the song continued.

    [Pinkie Pie]

    All we ever want is indecision

    [Rainbow]

    All we really like is what we know

    [Twilight]

    Gotta balance style with adherence

    [Fluttershy]

    Making sure we make a good appearance

    [Applejack]

    Even if you simply have to fudge it

    [All but Rarity and Mario as they stand around the sewing machine]

    Make sure that it stays within our budget

    [Rarity]

    Got to overcome intimidation
    Remember, it's all in the presentation

    Piece by piece, snip by snip
    Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
    Bolt by bolt, primmed and pressed
    Yard by yard, always stressed
    And that's the art of the dress!

    Rarity had barely sang the last note of her song before they both collapsed onto the floor with an exhausted plop.

    "Ugh, Opal," said Rarity as she examined her work, "These are the ugliest dresses we've ever made."

    "This is not what I had in mind when I thought I would help you make dresses," said Mario with sigh, "I feel no satisfaction with my work. I don't feel like I did a good job either. I hate feeling like this."

    "We did with what we were asked for," said Rarity, "Now come on. Let's get the others." Mario nodded. But deep down, just the sight of what they had created gave him a sinking feeling in his stomach.

    "Okay, we did exactly what each of you asked for," Rarity told the five girls once they had arrived back at the shop, "Now don't hold back. Let us know what you really think."

    "Oh my!" Twilight exclaimed.

    "It's...perfect!" Fluttershy added happily.

    "It's cool!" Rainbow said next.

    "Why, they're the best duds I ever did see," said Applejack.

    "It's exactly what I asked for!" the five girls said at once.

    "Thank you, Rarity," said Twilight happily, "you too Mario."

    "Guess you do have what it takes to be a fashion designer," Applejack added.

    "Um...thanks..." said Mario, still not feeling worthy of the praise, nor did it make him feel any better about his work. Rarity just smiled sheepishly.

    "Are you as happy with them as we are? Huh? Huh? Huh?" Pinkie asked Rarity and Mario eagerly.

    "Well, I'm happy that all of you are happy," Rarity answered, "We're just relieved to finally be done."

    "I knew making my first dresses wouldn't be easy," said Mario, "But I still wasn't prepared for this."

    "You did just fine, darling," said Rarity, giving him a small smile but added under her breath, "under the circumstances, it's the best either of us could do." It was just then Spike entered the front door.

    "You are never gonna believe this!" said Spike, "You've heard of Hoity Toity."

    "The bigwig fashion hotshot in Canterlot?" Twilight answered.

    "Uh-huh," said Spike, "He heard about your fashion show. Well, maybe I happened to mention it to him...He's coming here all the way from Canterlot to see your work, Rarity!"

    "Whoa, Nelly!" said Applejack, "You could sell a ton o' dresses to this guy. Your business will be booming! And Mario will really make himself a name among the fashion elite!"

    "Wow!" said Twilight.

    "That's so cool!" Rainbow added.

    "I don't believe it!" Pinkie Pie said excitedly. Neither could Rarity and Mario.

    "Hoity Toity? He's coming here? To see THESE dresses?" Rarity exclaimed and Mario felt like his heart had stopped beating.

    "Yep!" said Spike, "Get ready for all of your dreams to come true!" But for Rarity and Mario, the looks on their faces gave the impression that they were both about to experience their worst nightmare.

    Later that night, several ponies from the town had gathered around a stage for the fashion show. Rarity was nervously awaiting with her head sticking out of the curtain. Mario was right beside her. While he looked like he was calm, deep down his heart was pounding out of his chest.

    "Oh," Rarity gasped, making Mario jumped, "There he is!" Rarity began to breathe up and down frantically as Mario tried to calm her down. Hoity Toity snootily made his way towards the front of the runway. He then gestured for a pony to place a cushion so he could sit, but the pony holding the cushion got his face smashed as Hoity Toity took his seat. Rarity was still frazzled and Mario just held her close for support.

    "How are you so calm about all of this?" Rarity asked Mario. Mario just looked at her and showed a fore-hoof, which was trembling. Rarity grabbed it to help him settle down.

    "Relax Rarity," said the marshmallow pony, but her talk was more to herself, "You need to show Mario how to stay cool under pressure. Our friends like our outfits and so will he." Rarity then squealed when everything went dark and Mario jumped once more.

    "What's wrong with the lights?!" Rarity exclaimed frantically before realizing something, "Oh, yes. That means the show's starting, good." Mario just whimpered lightly as the show began. The town's personal DJ, formally known as DJ-Pon3, began to play some tunes.

    "Since the beginning of time," said Spike from a silhouette in the dark, "the elite of Equestria have longed for pony fashions that truly expressed the essence of their very souls. Patiently waiting decades - no, centuries - for the perfect pony gown. Today, at long last, Equestria, your wait is over! Let's hear it for the breathtaking designs of Ponyville's own Rarity!...and her new intern Mario." That last part was said with no enthusiasm. Most likely jealousy on Spike's part, but Mario was wishing that he had been left out. The spotlight was set on the five ponies and their new, modified dresses.

    What a sight they were! First to walk the runway was Twilight, whose dress looked more like a cloak with constellations patterned all over it. A large bow was added to her tail and she had multiple star boppers on her head as well as gold star earrings. Applejack's new dress featured a red ten gallon hat, overalls style dress with a crochet quilt style mini skirt with yellow work boots. Fluttershy's dress had a flower bud neckline with a long skirt that had pink and yellow polka dots with a grassy like landscape along the bottom. She had some grass patch style shoes and a bird's nest for a hat. Rainbow's dress looked more like a badly dressed comic book super hero, with matching superhero style boots and helmet to boot. Pinkie looked like a clown. Literally. The dress was dark green top with an oversized yellow bow and a large blue tutu mini-skirt. She had tied yellow ribbons on her hooves and wore a giant cupcake for a hat. The five ponies walked down the runway proudly. But as they did, the other ponies began to murmur and make faces at their outfits. Once they reached the rotating platform at the end of the runway, Applejack was the first to noticed the murmuring.

    "Why's everypony lookin' at us like that?" Applejack asked once she saw nopony looked too pleased at their dresses.

    "Oh dear," said Twilight as she saw the discontent faces from the crowd.

    "You think we overdid it?" Rainbow asked.

    "Nah," said Applejack and then paused as she saw her work boots, "Okay, maybe a little." Hoity Toity was most indignant.

    "Oh, these amateurish designs look like a piled on mesh of everything but the kitchen sink," Hoity Toity remarked, earning a few laughs from the crowd. Ironically, Rarity had Mario bring a kitchen sink and was quietly trying to hide it behind the curtain.

    "Those outfits are the ugliest things I've ever seen," Hoity Toity continued, "oh for shame. Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these horrors? Not to mention wasting my valuable time."

    "Oh! Hide me!" Rarity said to Opal as she ducked behind her cat.

    "Me too! Me too!" Mario added, quivering behind the cat as well.

    "Come on out and take a bow, Rarity! You too, Mario! You two worked really hard for this!" Spike announced as Rarity and Mario quietly made their way out into the crowd as Spike began to cheer...for Rarity of course, "Yes! All-right. Woo-hoo! Go, Rarity!" Rarity just kept her head low and Mario did the same. Their five friends just tried to smile at her, but their smiles soon turned to concern as the crowd murmured. Then they saw Mario and things just got worse.

    "Wait? Mario's a designer!"

    "He can't design anything!"

    "No wonder these dresses are so awful!"

    "Why would Rarity hire him for?"

    "That young colt should have never tried to be designer," Hoity Toity added, "and he never will be with dresses like this!" Everyone began to laugh again. What happened next made the five ponies heart's break.

    Mario began to cry, his sobs drowned out by all the murmuring and laughter.

    If it hadn't been for Rarity, he would have ran off by now, but because he was a loyal and caring friend. He was willing to throw away all his dignity to make sure she didn't have to be on that stage alone.

    Days had gone by and no pony had seen Rarity or Mario in public. No one could blame them. After such a humiliating fashion show, neither one of them wanted to be seen or spoken too. The mane 5 were more worried about Mario at the moment. They already knew where Rarity would be, but Mario was nowhere to be found.

    "Did you check his house?" Rainbow asked Twilight. They had already searched about Ponyville several times today, but no pony had seen Mario. At first they had assumed he would be home and had given him space, but were later shocked to find the house was empty.

    "Yeah, but he wasn't home," said Twilight, "It looks like he hasn't been home for days."

    "Hey, how did you get a spare house key?" Pinkie asked indignantly.

    "Because Mario knows Twilight won't decorate his house in "my sweet babboo" posters and love notes," Applejack replied.

    "That only happened once!" Pinkie barked annoyingly.

    "You don't think he'd run away do you?" Fluttershy asked worried.

    "He might have gone back to the castle," said Twilight, "With his top speed, it's only a few minutes to Canterlot. I'll send a letter to Princess Celestia once we get back to the library," said Twilight, "but for now we need to see if Rarity is alright." The other's nodded in agreement as they made their way to Carousel Boutique. They opened the door and gasped to find Mario hard at work in front of the sewing machine. He was still wearing his glasses and had a measuring tape dangling from his neck.

    "Mario!" they all shouted. Mario turned off the machine and gave them a smile.

    "Welcome to the Carousel..."Then Mario's cheery tone faded instantly when he saw who it was, "...Oh, hey you guys..." Mario just went back to work.

    "Have you been here this whole time?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "Pretty much," said Mario simply as he continued to work, "With Rarity in seclusion, someone needs to run this Boutique. Even though...I've had no customers come in since the fashion show. I even tried putting up posters during the night to advertise an original design, but...no pony showed up."

    "What design?" Fluttershy asked curiously. Mario pointed a hoof towards two lone dresses. They had the same style, just one dress had a pink top with a blue skirt and white beaded necklace while the other was a yellow top with a pink skirt with blue beaded necklace. There was also some matching shoes on the fore-hoofs and a mini bow just below the ears.

    "They're not too shabby," said Applejack, "A bit basic for Rarity dresses, but definitely pretty."

    "I agree," said Twilight, "I would wear this dress."

    "Good to know," said Mario, "Too bad I didn't think of just going with my gut the first time around with your dresses. OW!" Mario pricked himself again for, who knows what number it was at this point. He just shook his hoof and got back to work.

    "I hope you know that we're very sorry for what happened," said Twilight.

    "Yeah, didn't expect you to cry a river in front of everypony," Rainbow added, getting plenty of glares, "What? That's what he did." Mario rolled his eyes at her lack of sympathy.

    "Look, I've done what I could to help Rarity as much as I could, but she refuses to leave her bedroom and I don't blame her," said Mario, "I even said she could pin the blame for what happened on me, but she said no."

    "For good reason," said Twilight, "You only did what Rarity told you to do. After all, your her student and she's the teacher."

    "Maybe, but you can't change what happened," said Mario, "The damage has been done. I haven't even been outside this shop with the exception of the posters. I even wore a disguise when I left..." The ponies noticed a trench coat, hat, and some dark glasses on a table. "...as for Rarity, I've done what I can to make sure she at least eats while she's up there and I run the business.

    "Wait a second, if you've been here these past few days, where did u sleep?" Twilight asked. Mario pointed to another corner. There on the floor was a single pillow and blanket.

    "You could've slept on a sofa," Pinkie pointed out.

    "The only one is Rarity's chasse sofa," said Mario, "and we all know how that is reserved for her...emotional moments." A mumbled "yeah" was muttered amongst the five ponies.

    "Well, I think it's time we fix this," said Twilight, "Come on Mario. We'll need your help getting Rarity to come out." Mario shut off the sewing machine, removed his glasses and measuring tape, and followed the five girls upstairs to the door leading to Rarity's bedroom. Pinkie was the first to approach the door.

    "Rarity?" Pinkie called out from outside the door, "You okay in there? You haven't come out for days."

    "I never coming out!" Rarity replied dramatically as she paced about her bedroom in a pink bathrobe and slippers, "I can't show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony. I used to be respected. I made dresses. Beautiful, beautiful dresses! But now everypony is laughing at me! I'm nothing but a laughing stock!" Rarity let out a loud sob.

    "Rarity please," Mario pleaded.

    "I already told you! This is my fault and my fault alone!" Rarity sobbed, "You did what I told you to do. I made the decision to present those dresses neither of us felt were worthy and now I'm ruined!"

    "You're still not the only pony who thinks they're a laughing stock," Mario answered, "They're laughing at me too."

    "Neither of you are a laughing stock," Twilight pointed out.

    "They kind of are." Rainbow answered bluntly.

    "Shhh!" Twilight retorted as Mario gave Rainbow a light growl, "Come on out and talk to us."

    "Leave me alone!" Rarity sobbed louder, "I vant to be alone! I want to wallow in...whatever it is that ponies are supposed to wallow in! Do ponies wallow in pity? Oh, listen to me, I don't even know what am supposed to wallow in! I'm so pathetic! Mario, if there is one thing I do find you at fault for it's being loyal to the likes of me!" Rarity continued to sob as Mario just sighed sadly.

    "Now what do we do?" Twilight asked.

    "Uh...panic?"

    "That's your answer for everything," Rainbow shot back.

    "It's still better than you ideas, big mouth," Mario retorted, still feeling bitter over Rainbow's remarks earlier.

    "Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this," Applejack pointed out and Mario nodded in agreement.

    "She'll become a crazy cat lady!" Pinkie said worried.

    "She only has one cat," Twilight remarked.

    "Give her time," Pinkie answered, earning a eye roll from Mario. Mario then beamed.

    "Idea!" Mario sing sang, earning stares from the others.

    "So Rarity rubbed off on me a bit," said Mario in his defense, "Come on. I've got an idea." The others followed and Mario had Twilight peek inside of what was Rarity's personal work room. There on a mannequin was her unfinished dress for the gala. It didn't take long before the others figured out Mario's idea as he grabbed the key to unlock the room. A few hours later, Rarity was still...wallowing in her pity...to answer her question from earlier as she stood before her mirror.

    "Exile," Rarity had decided, "I guess technically I'd have to move away to be in exile. Where would I go? And what would I pack? Oh, it's going to take me forever to do all of the packing. What are you supposed to pack when you are in exile? Are you supposed to pack warm?" Rarity was interrupted when she heard some loud meowing.

    "Huh? Opal?" Rarity called out as she found the meowing was coming outside. Rarity gasped when she saw the poor cat clinging fearfully onto a tree branch.

    "Opal, how did you get up there?" Rarity asked worried, "Hang on, you poor dear! Mama's coming!" Rarity ran out of her room and out of the Boutique to the tree Opal was in. She came to stop when she found Rainbow sitting on a branch next to Opal.

    "Rainbow Dash?!" Rarity exclaimed, "How dare you strand my poor Opal in a tree!"

    "Well, how else were we gonna get you to come out and show you this?" Rainbow answered as she tilted her head towards the other girls and Mario.

    "What is it?" Rarity said in shock, "It's not...You..." Rarity gasped as they backed away to show that Rarity's dress for the gala was now finished.

    "We all finished your dress for you," said Pinkie.

    "Thanks to Fluttershy's freaky knowledge of sewing," said Applejack, as Fluttershy blushed shyly.

    "And Mario's attention to detail so we could follow your design perfectly," Twilight added, making Mario blush in the same manner.

    "Do you like it?" Fluttershy asked Rarity. Rarity said nothing but just walked around the dress quietly.

    "Uh-oh. She doesn't like it," said Fluttershy sadly.

    "I'm not cut out for this," Mario sighed in defeat as Fluttershy gave him a support pat on the shoulder.

    "No, I don't like it," said Rarity upfront with her back against them.

    "Awwww..." The rest of the group all groaned.

    "I love it!" Rarity said as she turned around with a her eyes sparkling.

    "Yay!" The girls all cheered and Mario breathed a long sigh of relief.

    "You ponies did an amazing job," Rarity continued, "It's exactly the way I imagined it."

    "We just followed your brilliant design," said Fluttershy, "And it was easy with Mario guiding us." Mario just smiled at Fluttershy to say thank you as he went to stand next to Rarity.

    "Like we should have let you and Mario for our outfits," said Twilight, "those dresses you two designed were perfect."

    "We're so super sorry," said Pinkie.

    "You two worked really hard to make our dresses exactly the way we wanted them," Rainbow pointed out as she hovered next to Rarity with Opal on her back, "We all saw how well that turned out."

    "Oh, I forgive you," said Rarity as Opal hopped from Rainbow to Rarity's back.

    "Same here," said Mario, "We just wanted to make you happy is all."

    "Well, that's mighty big of you," said Applejack.

    "But my whole career is still ruined!" said Rarity in anguish.

    "Oh, right," said Applejack, "that." Then Rarity noticed the sad look on Mario face.

    "Darling, how many times have I..." Rarity remembered what Mario had said earlier, "You're hurting from all of this too, aren't you?" Mario just sighed.

    "Yes," he replied slowly, "But I've been too busy trying to redeem your career to wallow in...well whatever it is you're supposed to wallow in...pity? Ugh, even I don't know the answer! Besides, as much as I want to just walk away from designing, you need me and I never turn my back on my friends...or my new mentor." Rarity gave him a watery smile and embraced him.

    "We still have a long way to go redeeming ourselves," said Rarity.

    "We'll find a way," said Mario, "eventually...this little bad publicity will blow over and we can recover."

    "Maybe not," said Twilight as she noticed a familiar Canterlot fashion elite walking nearby. It could be assumed he had heard and seen everything.

    "All right, I haven't got all day," Hoity Toity answered in his snooty manner. Mario and Rarity smiled before they all rushed inside to get ready. That was when Rarity remembered something else.

    "Oh Mario! We've been so busy over everything else that we forgot all about your outfit!" Rarity pointed out. Mario just smiled.

    "I got it covered," Mario replied with a wink. Rarity just smiled as they quickly came up with some choreography. Meanwhile, Hoity Toity was just waiting impatiently for the fashion show to begin. Opal seemed to be entertained playing with the end of his side ponytail.

    "Take two," he said firmly as he shoved the cat out of the way. Rarity and Mario smiled before making both their horns glow. Hoity Toity oohed as a large collection of stars appeared before them all. Some of them flying into the back end of Twilight's skirt as she posed in the original design Mario had created for her.

    "Hello..." Hoity Toity said in shock, "Oh, this can't be the same designers." The scene them shifted towards a large orchard that was loaded with apples. Then a lasso from the distance appeared and pulled in a lone apple from the tree. The apple disappeared once Applejack appeared in her dress and made a pose.

    "Simply magnificent!" said Hoity Toity, "And I suddenly have a fierce craving for Dutch apple pie, candied apples on a stick, apple turnovers, apple cobbler..." His thoughts were interrupted as some rainclouds appeared, but rather than water, it began to rain various types of candy. Some began to land on the side of Pinkie's dress and one large one on her hat. Pinkie didn't resist extending her tongue to collect a green gumdrop before making her pose.

    "Brilliant!" Hoity Toity exclaimed but was then startled when two clashes of lighting appeared before him. Then Rainbow came flying through the air, and made a dynamic pose as she landed.

    "Oh spectacular!" Hoity Toity said, now applauding. Opal smiled in agreement when they were both taken back again as some vines appeared before them. The vines produced some flowers, which the pedals dropped from them instantly as a few butterflies flew by. One then landed on the side of Fluttershy's head, turning into her hairpin and front of her dress as she made a very calm and confident pose.

    "Now this is a fashion show!" said Hoity Toity, now enjoying himself, "All of these dresses are absolutely amazing! Who is responsible? Step forward, show yourself!" That was when Rarity appeared, using her horn to make a disco ball lighting effect surround her dress as the rest of the girls appeared behind her as she made her way to the front.

    "Brava! Brava! Magnifico! Encore!" Hoity Toity cheered.

    "Let's not forget someone else," said Rarity as she made her horn glow once more. This time a black carriage appeared before a satin red carpet. Flashes surrounded by background ponies were cheering and squealing as Mario exited out of the carriage like a celebrity. His outfit featured a black formal shirt that had some low key glitter to it with a splatter style grey vest and gold necktie. He also had a some shiny black shoes on his hoofs and a Fedora hat that had a black band around it with a red rose tucked into it. Mario walked down the red carpet, posing twice before glancing at his side. Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Twilight were shown, pretending to be fan girls as they cheered for him.

    Now here was the original script: Mario would toss his rose at Twilight, who would act smitten as Mario held her by a fore-hoof and escort her down the red carpet with him. She was his date for the Gala after all.

    Here's what really happened: Mario tossed his rose to Twilight, only for Pinkie to bash her out of the way so the pink pony could catch the rose in her mouth. Pinkie then zipped up to him with a smile despite the rose in her mouth. Mario stayed in character, walked right past Pinkie, helped Twilight to her hoofs, and escorted her down the red carpet as planned. This time, leaving a shocked and annoyed Pinkie in the background.

    Despite the altered scene, Hoity Toity was most impressed.

    "Stupendous! Encore! Encore!" he replied.

    "Oh, thank you. Thank you! Oh, thank you so much!" said Rarity happily as Mario stood on her right side.

    "I'm glad you enjoyed the show and our work, sir," Mario added, "There's certainly more where that came..."

    WHACK!

    Mario was then smacked in the back of the head by the red rose. He turned to see Pinkie as she "hmphed", dropped the rose, and turned her head away with her nose in the air. All eyes were on Mario now.

    "Heh...fashion models, am I right?" Mario replied sheepishly. There was a brief silence before they all laughed, even Hoity Toity.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight told Spike as he wrote the letter and the rest of their friends were enjoying themselves, "This week, my very talented friend Rarity, as well as your student Mario, learned that if you try to please everypony, you often times end up pleasing nopony, especially yourself. And I learned this: when somepony offers to do you a favor, like making you a beautiful dress, you shouldn't be overly critical of something generously given to you. In other words, you shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth." Twilight giggled at her little pun as Spike tied up the letter and sent it heading towards Canterlot. Hoity Toity watched the letter leave the Boutique before speaking to both Rarity and Mario.

    "Rarity, Mario, my congratulations to you both on your most impressive fashion debut," Hoity Toity told them both, "Would you do me the grand honor of allowing me to feature your couture in my Best of the Best Boutique in Canterlot?" Rarity and Mario both gasped excitedly.

    "Now, I'll need you to make a dozen of each dress for me by next Tuesday," said Hoity Toity, "and that will include a dozen of Mario's ensemble as well." Mario and Rarity's eyes nearly popped out as they both chuckled and smiled sheepishly.

    No pony said the road to being a well-known fashion designer would be easy...

    I would like to clear the fact that Mario's internship is only a part time deal. Plus he's there more to be an assistant and supportive friend to Rarity rather than become a designer.

    When I took the "which pony are you?" questionnaire on Facebook, I was told I was most like Rarity. It's why you see Mario kind of act just like her in this story to some extent.

    Peace Pony Fans

    16. Feeling Pinkie Keen

    Feeling Pinkie Keen

    Pony's Log Number 115: There are just some things in life that cannot be explained. And then there's a pony named Pinkie Pie who cannot be explained either...

    One day, Twilight and Mario were outside taking turns learning and refining some of their magic tricks. For the moment, it was Spike's turn to be the target as he had some rocks and other items in his hands.

    "Tuh! Nuh! Uh! Nyuh!" said Twilight as she used her magic several times to change Spike into various outfits, finally settling on a nice tuxedo. Then she noticed that Spike seemed a little distracted.

    "Eyes over here, Spike!" said Twilight.

    "Uh, sorry," said Spike. Twilight then turned the twig he was holding into a fancy cane.

    "For this to work, it's crucial we keep our concentration totally on the-,"

    "Ooh!" Pinkie exclaimed, which cut off Twilight's explanation and concentration as the rock she had turned into a top hat transformed back into a rock and clocked Spike on the head.

    "Nyuh!" Spike yelped as he tumbled over.

    "Spike!" Twilight scolded, "This magic needs our full attention to make it happen. There's no other way."

    "I can't help it," Spike protested, "Look!" Mario and Twilight noticed that Pinkie was darting about frantically with an umbrella hat on her head. She looked rather intimidated and nervous.

    "Wonder what's got her all wound up," Mario pondered, "I haven't seen a pony that on edge since final exams last semester."

    "Oh hush you," said Twilight, not willing to admit he had been referring to her as she watched the pink pony, "Ugh, never mind her. She's just being Pinkie Pie."

    "Super-extra Pinkie Pie today," Spike remarked.

    "Plus super extra random," Mario added. Then they heard some rather eerie music as Pinkie's tails looked like it was...vibrating.

    "Hmm...Twitchy, twitcha-twitcha, twitch," said Pinkie aloud. Mario just looked stunned before rolling his eyes.

    "You know, I think maybe it's time I create a book on a whole new language," said Mario.

    "What might that be?" Twilight asked.

    "Pink-lish," Mario answered as both Spike and Twilight rolled their eyes at him before they all approached the pink pony.

    "Pinkie Pie?" Twilight asked her curiously, "What in the wide, wide world of Equestria are you up to?"

    "Oh! It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'!" Pinkie answered, "And you know what that means."

    "Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea," said Twilight.

    "My best guess is that somepony said you were gonna have bad luck today and you believed them," Mario suggested, "Or one of Fluttershy's chickens is claiming the sky is falling." Twilight giggled lightly at the second answer.

    "The twitchin' means my Pinkie Sense is telling me that stuff's gonna start falling!" Pinkie answered, "You two better duck and cover."

    "Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain," said Twilight as Mario began to search his surroundings. As Twilight continued to speak, he silently gasped and covered his head with his fore hooves.

    "Umm...Twilight..."

    "Why, there's barely a cloud in the-UGH!" Twilight was then cut off when a frog smacked right on her nose. Twilight's eyes were startled as she and the frog just stared at each other from close range. The frog simply croaked.

    "He just said "nice catch" in Frog," Pinkie told Twilight. Poor Twilight was too shocked to answer as the Frog croaked in reply.

    (theme song)

    Twilight still hadn't moved as the frog continued to hop and move about her head.

    "Oh, I'm so, so sorry," said a voice from above. Everyone looked up to see Fluttershy, flying above carrying a large number of frogs in a giant wooden cart, her saddle bags, and even her fore-hoofs.

    "You okay Twilight Sparkle?" Fluttershy asked, "I just couldn't stand to see the pond so over-populated, what with the frogs all hopping into each other and all, so I decided to fly as many as I can over to Froggy Bottom Bogg."

    "Of course you did," said Twilight annoyed.

    "Fluttershy, if you needed help moving all the frogs, why didn't you come ask me to help?" Mario asked her curiously, "I could have lent you my freight cars. Their more spacious and a simple floating spell would've helped you fly them over to the bog. Or I could've moved them for you."

    "Oh...I...I didn't want to intrude, you seemed pretty busy..." Fluttershy answered.

    "I'm never too busy to help a friend," said Mario, "do you need my help?"

    "I'll be fine," said Fluttershy, "but thank you so much for asking. I think Twilight wants me to go. Bye-bye!" Her good bye was slightly muffed as Fluttershy flew away as the lone frog continued to move about her head.

    "Um...Twilight?" said Pinkie, "You gotta little somethin' on your face there."

    "Oh, really?" Twilight remarked annoyingly, "Did your Pinkie Sense tell you that, too?"

    "Nah, I could just see it," said Pinkie before walking away singing "la-la-la-la-la..." That was when the frog finally hopped off of Twilight's face.

    "Come on, Spike and Mario, let's continue our practice session where there's a little less commotion," said Twilight.

    "Wow! That was amazing!" said Spike as he climbed into Twilight's back, "Pinkie Pie predicted something would fall, and it did!"

    "You've gotta be kidding..." Mario exclaimed in exasperation.

    "Oh come on," Twilight retorted, "She said that something would fall, and a frog just happened to fall right around the same time. A coincidence, nothing else to it."

    "Besides, Spike," said Mario, "I saw Fluttershy flying above us when Pinkie said that and the fact she was overloaded with frogs. One falling was bound to happen."

    "If you saw the frog about to fall, why didn't you warn me?" Twilight asked.

    "Twilight, you're my best friend and I...care alot about you," said Mario, "But I've learned by now that you never listen to me." Twilight looked indignant.

    "I'm working on it...," she muttered to herself as Mario just rolled his eyes. It was just then Pinkie returned.

    "My Tail! My Tail!" Pinkie called out, "Twitch-a-twitch! Twitch-a-twitch! Somethin' else is gonna fall!" Spike tensed up and began to search around. Mario looked about as well, even extending an ear to try and detect anything. Twilight just kept walking forward without a care in the world.

    "Oh, Pinkie, please," said Twilight, "Nothing else is gonna fa-AAAH!" Twilight hadn't been watching where she was going and fell into an empty ditch. Mario just barely stopped to prevent himself from falling and was too late to warn Twilight.

    "Oh no, Twilight fell!" Spike said in a panic as Twilight lay on her back stunned, "Is it...safe to go help her?"

    "Are you kidding me?" said Mario as he wasted no time jumping down to help Twilight, "Even if something else was gonna fall, I'm not letting Twilight be in harm's way!"

    "It's okay, my tail stopped twitching," said Pinkie to Spike, who ignored Mario and was waiting Pinkie's answer.

    "La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la..." sang Pinkie as she walked away.

    "Ha ha! That was amazing," said Spike as Mario revived Twilight and got her upright.

    "Uh, Twilight?" Applejack asked as she arrived on the scene, "Why are you and Mario hanging out in a ditch?"

    "Because Pinkie Pie predicted it!" Spike said excitedly. Twilight and Mario both rolled their eyes.

    "Honestly, Spike, she did not," said Twilight as she poked her head out of the ditch and Mario jumped out, "Two coincidences like this may be unlikely, but it's still easier to believe than twitchy tails that predict the future." Mario helped Twilight out of the ditch when Applejack froze in fright and gasped.

    "Twitchy tail? Pinkie Sense?" Applejack spluttered, "Whoa! Nyu-uh!" Applejack nervously ducked under a table.

    "Don't worry, it's safe," said Spike, "Prediction already came true." Applejack breathed a sigh of relief as she crawled out from under the table.

    "Oh, wait," said Twilight, "Don't tell me you believe in this stuff, too?"

    "Here we go again," Mario muttered, remembering the nonsense about Zecora.

    "I know it doesn't make much sense," Applejack replied, "but those of us who have been in Ponyville a while, have learned over time that, if Pinkie's a twitchin', you better listen."

    "And you're proof of this is..." Mario asked skeptically.

    "I know plenty of ponies who have seen the Pinkie Sense in action," Applejack retorted, "it's quirky, but accurate. So quit doubting my word before I turn you into the Ponyville Day balloon again." Mario glared before giving her a raspberry. Applejack returned it. Pinkie then came back again.

    "My ears are flopping! My ears are flopping!" Pinkie cried out.

    "Nyuh! What does that mean?!" Spike asked nervously. Pinkie looked at Twilight and Mario.

    "I'll start a bath for you," Pinkie answered.

    "Huh?" said Twilight with a chuckle, "A bath? This thing keeps getting more ridiculous by the minute!" As Twilight spoke, Mario looked around to see what could cause them to need a bath. It was then he noticed a pony with a kart walked by quickly and a mud puddle right behind them.

    "Heads up!" Mario called out as he jumped high into the air as the mud came at them. Mario avoided the mud, but Twilight was drenched. Twilight just grumbled to herself before allowing Pinkie to escort her to Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie not only worked there, but she lived there as well. Twilight just enjoyed her bubble bath as Mario waited downstairs for both girls.

    "Phhhft," said Twilight as she popped out of the water. Pinkie was sitting nearby.

    "Sooo, basically, it works like this," Pinkie explained, "I get different, little, niggly feelings and they mean different things. Like, when my back is itchy, it means it's my lucky day. and when my knee gets pinchy, that means something's scary is about to happen."

    "Is your knee pinchy now?" Twilight asked.

    "No, but my shoulder's achy," said Pinkie, "That means that there's an alligator in the tub." Pinkie ducked her head into the bath and pulled out a baby alligator from the water.

    "AAAH!" Twilight screamed as she stood on the edge of the bathtub in fright.

    "How come your knee didn't get pinchy?" Twilight asked as she continued to stand at the end of the tub, "that isn't just scary, it's downright dangerous!" Pinkie chuckled.

    "No, it's not, silly!" Pinkie answered, "This is my pet alligator, Gummy. He's got no teeth. See? haha!" Pinkie laughed as Gummy tried biting Pinkie's mane and tail several times, but all that did was just tickle Pinkie.

    "Okay, okay...I get it," said Twilight annoyed, but didn't feel safe getting back into the bubble bath anymore. Once Twilight had finished, Mario joined her and Pinkie outside as they continued their discussion.

    "Well, I still don't believe in all this..."special power" stuff," said Twilight, "It's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo." Pinkie looked indignant.

    "What's not to believe?" Pinkie asked, "You do magic, my sweet babboo can run super fast, jump super high, and use special power ups and such, what's the difference?"

    "I am not your sweet babboo!" Mario retorted. Pinkie then put a fore-hoof to her neck and then put her own hoof on his.

    "Feel that?" she asked. Mario looked puzzled and uncomfortable.

    "That's the sound of heartbeats in sync," said Pinkie, "My Pinkie sense says that happens when two ponies are meant to be special someponies." Mario narrowed his eyes at her.

    "You're right Twilight," said Mario, "This Pinkie Sense is complete nonsense." Pinkie glared at him before she picked up her pace.

    "To answer your question Pinkie, it's huge," Twilight answered to Pinkie's question as she raced over towards a cardboard crate. She stood on it and cleared her throat, "For one thing, magic is something you study and practice. It only happens when you decide to do it, and it's meant to make something specific you choose to happen, happen. With you, uh, it makes no sense at all!"

    "Yeah," Mario added, "I can see how certain twitches and flicks can signal different things and I do know that certain ponies can be born with an added sense that can detect danger, but...your Pinkie sense is still too random for me to fully accept it." Mario didn't want to outright say he rejected the Pinkie Sense. He just wanted to learn more about it. However, Pinkie still took their lack of acceptance personally.

    "That's so not true, Twilight and Mario!" said Pinkie, "Sometimes it's a bunch of random things happening to my body at random times that supposedly predict the future. I call 'em "combos".

    "Combos?" Twilight asked.

    "You know, like when I can chain up multiple spin jumps without hitting the ground or combine different jumps without stopping?" Mario pointed out.

    "I know what a combo is," Twilight told Mario, "I'm asking what Pinkie means that her twitches have combos."

    "Sure!" Pinkie answered, "You know like, ear flop, then knee twitch, then eye flutter. That means the sky is about to be graced with a beautiful rainbow!"

    "Yeah, sure," said Twilight.

    "That's as believable as you and me getting married Pinkie," Mario retorted in annoyance and made a face.

    "Uh-oh, I feel a combo coming on," Pinkie replied, "Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch!"

    CRASH!

    Mario and Twilight were walking right in front of the door to library when Spike roughly slammed the door open, smashing the both of them into it. He was apparently carrying some heavy objects, making the sound of a beeping truck backing up as he walked away. The door then closed on its own. Twilight was still flattened against the door as Mario floated to the ground as flat as a pancake.

    (lose a life fanfare) For Mario at least.

    "Mama mia," he groaned. Twilight soon was able to get herself un-pasted from the door and landed right on top of him.

    "Ughhh...You said that combo means beautiful rainbow!" Twilight protested wearily.

    "Oh-no-no-no-no-no," said Pinkie, "You're thinking of an ear flop, then knee twitch, then eye flutter. That was an ear flop, then eye flutter, then knee twitch. that usually means "look out for opening doors". You okay?"

    "I don't believe this," said Twilight in irritation as she stood, not even realizing she was still standing on a flattened Mario.

    "You don't believe because you don't understand," Pinkie Pie remarked as she got into Twilight's face.

    "Hmm..." Twilight pondered to herself. Then she realized what she was standing on.

    "Oh! Sorry!" said Twilight, "I didn't see you there."

    "It's alright," Mario muttered. He had revived on his own, but hadn't managed to un-flatten himself yet as he lifted his head, "I'm just a doormat after all."

    "Oh stop, Mario," said Twilight, "You're our friend!"

    "And we love you sweet babboo!" Pinkie added.

    "I am NOT your sweet babboo!" Mario yelled.

    "Isn't he the cutest thing?" Pinkie cooed. Mario and Twilight just rolled their eyes.

    Once Mario had managed to unflatten himself, he and Twilight guided Pinkie to an underground room of the tree house. It was here that Mario and Twilight conducted more technical and potentially dangerous magic spells and experiments. It was fortunate to say neither of them had suffered an accident in years. For the moment, a metallic dome shaped helmet was set on pinkie's head that had lights on it. She was also shackled into place as well by the fore-hoofs as Twilight got the machinery and a device that resembled a seismograph ready. Mario was standing by to take further notes and provide assistance.

    "Okay," said Twilight as she hooked up several wires to the machine, "Now when you get another twitch, we'll have all kinds of scientific information."

    "Okie-dokie-lokie," said Pinkie as the machines began to steam stack whistle about. Mario and Twilight waited impatiently for some results.

    "Any twitches yet?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "Nopey-dopey!" said Pinkie.

    "Now? Anything?" Twilight asked not too long afterwards.

    "Wait! Hold on!" said Pinkie anxiously before she went back to looking neutral, "Uhh, no."

    "Are you kidding me?!" said Twilight in frustration, "After a whole day on non-stop twitching, now that I've got you hooked up, you're not getting a single one?"

    "Ironic," Mario muttered.

    "I don't control it, they just come and go," said Pinkie.

    "Kind of like an instinct?" Mario asked curiously.

    "Mario, we ponies don't rely on instincts anymore!" Twilight replied, "we rely on facts and logic and reasoning. Instincts? That makes no sense!"

    "Sometimes you just have to believe in things, even when you can't figure them out," Pinkie answered.

    "Sort of like Santa Hooves," Mario replied as Twilight gave him a dirty look.

    "What? That's a good example," said Mario, "We were never able to calculate how he manages to visit every pony around the world in just one night and yet we have proof under our trees every year that he did it."

    "Oh brother," said Twilight before rushing up to Pinkie's face, "I will not believe in anything I cannot explain."

    "Well, that sounds a little cynical," said Mario.

    "Wait, hold on," said Pinkie before Twilight could retort, "I'm feeling something..."

    "Oh my gosh," Twilight exclaimed excitedly, "What? What is it?!" There was a short silence before they heard a loud rumble from Pinkie's stomach.

    "It's my tummy!" said Pinkie, "That usually means I'm hungry. Let's eat!"

    "That's done," said Mario, tossing his empty notebook behind him.

    "URGH!" Twilight grunted angrily as she used her teeth to rip out the cables to Pinkie's helmet and shut the machines down, "You know what? Just forget it. I don't need to know if this is real or not! I don't need to understand it! I don't even care!"

    "Okie-dokie-lokie," said Pinkie as she easily pulled her fore-hooves out of the shackles and bounced past the frustrated Twilight and Mario and up the stairs. Then Pinkie gasped.

    "Uh-oh," said Pinkie with a second gasp, "hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-buh!" Pinkie twitched about and tumbled onto her back. Mario nearly rolled his eyes until he saw that she had done an ear flap, eye flutter, and knee twitch. He soon saw Twilight nearing the door.

    "Twilight, look out!" Mario called out. Twilight looked back when...

    SMASH!

    Spike slammed the door on her.

    "Pinkie? Have you seen Twilight?" Spike asked curiously.

    "Uh-huh," said Pinkie casually and bounced her way out of the room. The door then closed on its down, showing Twilight was now pasted onto the door.

    "Twilight? What are you doing back there?" Spike asked curiously.

    "Are you okay?" Mario asked concerned as she glared at Spike.

    "Rrrrgh...Did you two plan this?" Twilight asked annoyed.

    "Plan what?" Spike asked, his tone pretty much answering his question as Twilight was peeled off the door and landed on the floor with a plop...and onto Mario's back again.

    "I'm always the fall guy," he muttered.

    "Urgh! This is ridiculous," said Twilight, "This can't be happening. This makes no sense. I have to figure this out."

    "Couldn't we just declare today just a bad day and give it a rest?" Mario asked from underneath her, fearing the worst. Twilight just smiled, but it wasn't a cheerful smile. It was a "what you do think I'm gonna say, Mario" kind of smile. Mario just groaned.

    It wasn't much longer before Mario and Twilight had collected a nearby bush and were using it to camouflage themselves as they heard some frogs croaking in the background. They both had on some tribal hats as they peaked out of the bush to watch Pinkie bounce about in the park.

    "Mmm..." Pinkie giggled as she sniffed a flower and continued to giggle about. Twilight began to jot down some notes as Mario tapped the side of his hat, causing some metal goggles to appear over his eyes. Twilight was stunned when Mario then made the goggled expand and contract.

    "Where'd you get those?" Twilight asked.

    "I made 'em," said Mario, "I was gonna make you a pair but you wouldn't let me borrow your hat." Twilight just groaned aloud, remembering that she had cut Mario off when he had asked that question. His goggles looked far more effective than her binoculars.

    "Twilight?"

    "Ah!"

    "Yipe!"

    Mario and Twilight jumped when they saw that it was Spike standing next to the bush.

    "Whoa-oh-uh!" Spike yelped as Twilight tugged him into the bush.

    "Honestly, Spike," Twilight snapped, "don't you know better than to sneak up on ponies?"

    "Oh, sorry, but, um, well, isn't that what you're doing?" Spike asked again as he stood just outside the bush. Twilight then gasped when she suddenly pounced on Spike, knocking the young dragon to his back.

    "No!" Twilight retorted quickly, "We're doing scientific research. I'm observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius Pieicus, in its natural habitat."

    "Pinkius-whoicus? Hh!" Spike asked as he stood between Twilight and Mario.

    "Wouldn't rosea mannulus, be more accurate?" Mario asked since that was the politically correct term for a "pink pony". Twilight said nothing as she turned head to talk to Spike.

    "There's something fishy going on with the whole twitchy thing," said Twilight, "and I'm getting to the bottom of it. So, shh." Mario had just gestured that Pinkie was leaving the park.

    "Come on," said Twilight to Spike and Mario, "Pinkius Pieicus is on the move. Mario and Twilight each held the bush and went on their way. Spike offered to help, but since the two ponies held the bush to high up, Spike was literally walking on thin air as they carried the bush and followed Pinkie.

    It wasn't much longer before Pinkie arrived at the school playground. Since the children were in class at the moment, Pinkie was just rolling around the grass and enjoying herself as she hummed. Then she stopped and started to rub her nose a bit.

    "Hm...Itchy nose..." said Twilight.

    "That's new," said Mario, "at least for being a Pinkie twitch...if it is one." Pinkie then gasped and ducked nervously under a metal horseshoe.

    "Interesting..." Mario replied to Pinkie's behavior.

    "Aha!" Twilight said to Spike, who was also writing down his own notes, "That makes no sense. See? She's hiding like something's about to fall from the sky, but a twitchy tail means something's gonna fall from the sky, not an itchy nose." Pinkie continued to stare at the sky nervously. Spike and Mario looked up as Twilight spoke. Then they heard some theremin music and the sound of a large swarm buzzing overhead.

    "This proves..." Twilight continued, completely clueless about the swarm.

    "GASP!" said Spike and Mario.

    "...perhaps conclusively, that-"

    "Gah!" Spike yelped and run away from the bush.

    "Spike! Where are you going?" Twilight called out, "I'm trying to teach you the value of scientific- ...Hey! Mario, let go of me! Get off!" Mario grabbed her from behind and tried to pull her out of their bush.

    "Twilight, we need to get out of-"

    "Ow! Ouch! Ow! Yeow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

    Too late, the swarm had seen both Mario and Twilight and surrounded the bush for the attack. The swarm stung them to their heart's content, making both ponies whimper in pain.

    A little while later, Mario and Twilight, now covered in multiple stick on bandages, were observing Pinkie as she walked about the open fields at Sweet Apple Acres.

    "What's she doing now?" Spike asked curiously with his notepad at hand. Mario zoomed in on his goggles a bit to get a better look at Pinkie. She was apparently smelling another flower.

    "Smelling a flower," said Twilight and Mario plainly.

    "Holy guacamole!" Spike exclaimed as he dropped his notepad, "I wonder what that means?"

    "Probably that the flower smells good," Twilight answered and Mario nodded in agreement until they noticed that Pinkie was twitching again.

    "Wait, I'm getting something," said Twilight, "Ear flop, eyes flutter, knee twitch."

    "Hold on...You told me that's the combo that says "watch out for opening doors"?" Spike exclaimed as he dashed away from barn door and hid behind some hay stacks.

    "Oh-ho. You really, really believe this stuff, don't you?" Twilight teased, "Here, let me show you there's nothing to be afraid of." Twilight and Mario both walked in front of the barn door. Since the top half was already open. Mario was able to look inside to see if anyone could be coming that could smack them with the door if they opened it. Nopony was there.

    "You see?" Twilight pointed out as she started to walk away from the door. As if fate just had it in for her, a door open from the ground and Mario gasped.

    "I promise you," Twilight continued to say to Spike, "there's nothing to be fear from that-Who-o-ah!" Twilight fell through the opening but Mario grabbed her tail by his teeth to try and pulled her up.

    "I got ya, I got ya...WAH!" Mario called out, but Twilight's momentum ended up pulling him down with her.

    "OW! UGH! OW! OW!" They yelped as she tumbled down a set of stone stairs and landed hard at the bottom.

    "Twilight! Mario! You came to visit my new apple cellar, how nice," said Applejack cheerfully until she saw that they were both in pain, "Twi? Mario? Are you okay? Uh, Twi? Mario?"

    "MEDIC!" was all Mario could say before he and Twilight passed out.

    (lose a life fanfare)

    It was a little later, both Mario and Twilight were back on the chase again. That last injury had done a number to both of them. Twilight's fore-hooves had been badly injured to the point they were bandaged and she was now in wheelchair for mobility. Mario was more fortunate, only injuring his back and the top of his head. While his back and head were also bandaged, he could still move about without a wheelchair or any support. But concentrating did make him more prone to bad headaches. Plus he couldn't run or move very quickly either. Twilight was trying to use her bandaged fore-hooves to lift her binoculars, but her injuries prevented her from doing so.

    "Here, let me help you," said Spike as he pulled a rope to help lift the binoculars. He had created a special pulley rope to help Twilight lift her fore-hooves up without injuring them more.

    "Okay, take this down," Twilight instructed to both Spike and Mario, "twitchy tail."

    "Twitchy tail?" said Spike and the gasped frantically, "Twitchy tail!" Spike let go of the rope, making Twilight's fore-hooves painfully smack the top of a bench. A familiar theremin music could be heard as Mario looked up at the sky, now feeling very uneasy.

    "Hush, Spike! We can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember!" Twilight reminded him sternly. Then Mario gasped when he saw something above and tried to concentrate, but his head injury made focusing difficult.

    "Something's gonna fall, something gonna fall!" Spike said in a full panic, "Run for your lives! Ah-ha-ha!" Spike then took off, leaving the two ponies behind. Mario was still trying to activate a shield.

    "Ugh, Spike honestly, you're overreact-"

    CRACK!

    A flower pot landed on Twilight's head. Mario tried harder to ignore his headache to get the shield up.

    CLANG!

    Twilight then got an anvil to the head and Mario finally got the shield up.

    "Okay got it!" said Mario, panting and ignoring the pain in his head as he saw the anvil on Twilight's head and smile apologetically.

    "Well...better late than..."

    SMASH!

    It was then a large wagon loaded with hay crashed on both of them. The impact was so strong that it destroyed Mario's shield and Twilight's wheelchair. Then as if to add more insult to injury.

    CRASH!

    They both got a piano dropped on top of them as well. It broke apart as it landed on top of them.

    "Ugh..." Twilight groaned.

    (lose a life fanfare) This time for both of them.

    "Mama mia..." Mario added in the same tone.

    If anyone has wondered why Mario didn't just move the wheelchair out of the way, remember that his back injury prevented him from moving quickly. Plus he panicked when he saw the delivery ponies above that all he could think of was a shield. He probably could have moved Twilight out of the way regardless, but...even Mario sometimes can't think straight when he's panicking. And the headache has got trying to raise a shield didn't help either.

    Up in the sky, a colt Pegasus gave his employees, one was a popular crossed eyed mare with bubbles for a cutie mark, a death glare. She was the first to smile apologetically and the other pegasi followed. They were the ones who had accidentally dropped their deliveries on the two ponies below.

    Later on, Pinkie was back to humming cheerfully in the park when Applejack arrived.

    "Hey Applejack," said Pinkie, "whatcha doin'?"

    "Takin' more apples to my new apple cellar," Applejack answered, showing Pinkie a huge basket of apples, "how about you Pinkie Pie? Whatchu doin'?"

    "Oh, letting Twilight and Mario secretly follow me all day without me knowing," said Pinkie simply.

    "You mean you knew all along?!" Twilight demanded angrily and Mario giving her a death glare of his own. It had taken one of Mario's revival mushrooms to get Twilight and Mario back on their hooves. While their physical injuries had recovered thanks to the mushrooms, they still had their bandages on and their manes, fur, and dark circles around one eye showed that they had been through alot today, "Why didn't you tell us?"

    "Silly," Pinkie giggled, "that would have spoiled the secret."

    "Urgh!" Twilight's jaw open and closed as one of her eyes twitched and her body trembled angrily. Mario felt his anger surge as well, but once he noticed how unraveled Twilight was getting and pulled her into a hug.

    "Easy, easy," he said gently, getting Twilight to settle down a bit. Spike still seemed a bit on edge.

    "Tail...still twitching?" Spike asked.

    "All done," Pinkie answered, "clear skies from here on in, as far as I can tell-hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!" Suddenly Pinkie's entire body began to twitch and shudder violently.

    "Okay, that makes even me feel very uneasy," said Mario.

    "Oh no! What does that one mean?" Spike asked nervously.

    "Dunno, never gotten any like it before," Pinkie answered, "but whatever that shudder is about, it's a doozy. Something you'd never expect to happen is gonna happen! Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu hu-bu-bu-bu-bu! And it's gonna happen... at Froggy Bottom Bogg!" Spike looked rather nervous as Twilight just looked plain bored.

    "Phew, that's a relief," said Mario and everyone looked at him.

    "Don't tell me you believe in the Pinkie Sense now?" Twilight asked.

    "Why not?" Mario replied as he held his own notepad, "I've been taking notes all day. The proof of these "instinctive warnings" is in the pudding. The Pinkie Sense has some legitimacy about it. Plus our...no, your ignorance of it has landed us in the hospital twice! This doozy could be anything! The end of the word! A pony apocalypse! The worldwide discontinuation of peanut butter! Me realizing my soulmate really is Pinkie Pie!" Mario gave Twilight his own frantic look, but Twilight just looked rather passive to his worries.

    "Mario, I said something you'd never expect to happen," said Pinkie, "I already know that last one is gonna happen." Mario grew very indignant.

    "Be quiet!" Mario said annoyingly. Applejack just chuckled until she realized something and gasped.

    "You mean it's true?" Mario asked frantically.

    "No, not that," Applejack said honestly, "That's where Fluttershy's headed!"

    "Oh no!" Spike remarked worried, "Is it about her?"

    "Uh, I'm not sure," said Pinkie.

    "We better go and make sure she's okay," Applejack replied.

    "Calm down, everypony," said Twilight, "All we know right now is that Pinkie Pie just got a case of the shivers. That's all." Pinkie glared and Mario did as well.

    "It's shutters Twilight, big difference," Mario told her. They were soon on their way towards the bog.

    "Guh-Hey!" Spike yelped as he felt Twilight scoop him up into her back, "I thought you didn't believe in this stuff?"

    "I don't," Twilight retorted, "I just want to be there to see the look on Pinkie's face when we find out nothing is wrong."

    "Okie-dokie!" said Pinkie.

    "Twilight, stop," said Mario as he stood in front of her, "I'd rather you stay here and not end up in the hospital again." Twilight glared.

    "Step aside Mario," she demanded.

    "No! This time I'm putting my hoof down," said Mario sternly, "Enough!" Twilight just glared until she just smiled.

    "Mario, have I ever told you how much I like your mane?" Twilight asked sweetly, "it's very cute." Spike made a face behind her. Mario blinked and then blushed.

    "Well, heh...I...I never thought it as anything special but..." Mario suddenly realized he had been tricked and Twilight was gone.

    "URRRRRGH!" Mario groaned angrily as he grit his teeth, "You're gonna pay for that Twilight Sparkle!" He rushed after her and soon caught up with Twilight and the rest of the ponies as they were at the outer edges of the bog.

    For the moment, Fluttershy was just casually helping her frogs exit her cart and settle down in the bog as the rest of the ponies were slowly making their way towards her. Mario was about to give Twilight a piece of his mind when Pinkie started to vibrate and shutter again.

    "Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!" Pinkie stuttered.

    "Cold?" Twilight asked smugly, "Need a jacket or something?"

    "No thanks, I'm fine," said Pinkie, but then shuttered again, "Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!"

    "So...whadda'ya think happened to Fluttershy?" Spike asked worried.

    "I hope nothin'," said Applejack, trying to keep her face from showing any worry or concern.

    "I know, but, whadda'ya think happened?" Spike asked.

    "I'm tryin' not to think about it," said Applejack bluntly.

    "Me too," said Spike bravely, but could feel her worry return, "But I'm thinkin' about it anyway. Like, what if she exploded?"

    "Just exploded?" Applejack asked puzzled, "For no reason?"

    "Yeah, like boom!" Spike answered.

    "Whoa!" Pinkie exclaimed.

    "I know," Spike replied in agreement.

    "What if...What if she exploded, and then...and then exploded again?" Pinkie suggested.

    "Can you do that?" Spike asked fearfully, "Can you explode twice?"

    "Of course not," said Applejack.

    "Puh! You've never been with Twilight when she does potions," said Mario, earning himself a glare from the purple pony, but Mario just stuck his tongue out at her.

    "But what if she exploded, and exploded again, and then...ugh!" Spike was cut off as Twilight stepped down on his tail. Not too hard to hurt him, but enough to bend it out of shape.

    "Will you two stop?" Twilight retorted, "She's fine, I'm sure of it."

    "I hope you're right, for Fluttershy's sake," said Applejack and Mario nodded in agreement as he walked alongside the orange pony as they forged ahead.

    "Look!" said Applejack, "There's Froggy Bottom Bog." They heard the buzzing of a dragon fly before they found who they were looking for.

    "Fluttershy?" Applejack asked once she saw the yellow Pegasus in the distance.

    "Fluttershy?" Pinkie gasped.

    "Fluttershy!" Spike called out as he hopped onto her back and hugged her, "You're okay!"

    "Of course," Fluttershy answered calmly.

    "Phew, what a relief," said Applejack.

    "I'll say," Mario added with a sigh of relief.

    "Sorry, I know it's not nice to gloat, but..." Twilight began.

    "And yet you are going to," Mario remarked with an eye roll. Applejack and Pinkie glared as well.

    "...Aha!" Twilight declared proudly, "I told you there was nothing to worry about, and I was right. Pinkie said whatever she was shuddering about was a [cough] doozy, and [cough] the only [cough] doozy here is how right I am." While Twilight was bragging, some fog mist began to rise from the swamp, making breathing a bit difficult and then something began to rise behind Twilight. Mario and the others gasped in shock.

    "Um...Twilight?" said Applejack with a fearful tone.

    "Pinkie's made a lot of predictions today but [cough] ugh, what is that smell?" Twilight then realized all the dust and a sudden stench on the air, "But we've shown here is that there's no point in believing [cough] in anything you can't see for yourself." The rising creature turned out to be a hydra which was a creature with four heads on its body. Everyone was quivering fearfully at the sight.

    "W-Well t-then, s-see what's b-b-behind you," said Spike fearfully. That was when hydra growled and Twilight slowly turned around.

    "I see it..." said Twilight in shock, "but I don't believe it!" The hydra gave a loud roar.

    "What more proof do you need?!" Mario called out as he stood next to her, "visiting the inside of it's stomach?!"

    "Is that a hydra?" Pinkie asked in shock.

    "Who cares? Run!" Applejack called out as the ponies all screamed and run for their lives, except for Pinkie. Poor Pinkie was so frightened that she couldn't laugh her fear away or even move. All she could do was whimper.

    "Pinkie! Come on!" Twilight called out before grabbing her tail and pulled her away just in time as a hydra head tried to snatch her and barely missed.

    "Ooph!" Pinkie panted as she went airborne from the pull as everyone else made a run for it. Fluttershy then noticed a frog running for its life as well.

    "Oh, I'm so sorry," said Fluttershy to the frog as three of the four heads tried to attack.

    "Ah!" said Fluttershy as the hydra head missed. Two others tried to attack Pinkie and Applejack, but they missed too. The single hydra head that hadn't attacked laughed at the other three as they continued chase. Soon the ponies reached a steep ledge that only Mario could successfully jump up to and they quickly looked around for another escape route.

    "Everypony up that hill!" Twilight commended and they were about to leave when...

    "He-e-elp!" Poor Spike had gotten caught in some swamp muck and was trapped as the hydra inched closer to him.

    "Spike!" Mario called out and was about to go get him, but Twilight had already taken off.

    "Coming Spike! Hang on!" Twilight called out. She grabbed Spike just in time as the hydra attacked. The ponies then made their way up the hill when Mario noticed that the hydra tried to follow but had gotten a foot stuck in the muck. Mario just growled.

    "Girls, Spike, get up the hill and find a safe place," said Mario, "I'm going in to stall it!"

    "Mario no!" Twilight called out as Mario rushed down the hill. The hydra had just freed its foot when it noticed Mario standing nearby.

    "You're not going to be having any of my friends for dinner," said Mario angrily, "If you want something worthwhile, try and catch me!" Mario stood on his hind legs and gave the Hydra a smirk.

    (cue favorite mid-boss music)

    The Hydra roared as one head tried to attack. But Mario easily quick-stepped out of the way. Then a second and third attacked, but Mario either quick stepped or cartwheeled out of the way. Mario then ran around at high speed as the Hydra continued to attack. Then he came to stop when the fourth head tried to attack. Mario used his magic to make the ground launch him upward, causing him to twirl in the air a bit and out of the fourth head's way. Now that Mario was behind it, he curled into a ball and rolled up the neck of a hydra head and spin jumped into it, knocking it senseless. The other hydra heads growled before Mario then pulled the same move back when facing nightmare moon. The only difference was that Mario was successful with his attack as he successfully launched himself at all four hydra heads, making each head growl angrily once it had snapped out of its daze. Everyone else was watching from the distance.

    "Wow, Mario's gotten way better at his attacks," Spike said impressed.

    "I had no idea Mario was that athletic," said Applejack, "I thought for sure he was only a runner." Fluttershy nodded in agreement and then yelped as the hydra heads came at Mario at once. Mario surprised everyone by back flipping several times to get himself out of reach before land on all four of his hooves. Mario snarled.

    "Let's see if you can take the heat!" Mario cried out as he pulled out an orange flower. Twilight just looked dumbfounded.

    "Seriously?" Twilight exclaimed, "You think giving it flowers is gonna..." Twilight then noticed the flower being tossed into the air, turn into magic dust and Mario's fur turned a rich orange and his mane turned bright red. Mario then used his fore-hooves to launch several balls of fire at once.

    "...never mind," said Twilight in defeat while Mario attacked. While he could only target two heads at once, he had no trouble switching targets to keep the hydra from attacking him. Then his body sparkled and he was able to target all four at once with a wave of larger fireballs. The hydra was quickly overwhelmed as the fireballs exploded, leaving it dazed as the effects of the flower wore off. Mario then ran in place before...

    BOOM!

    A small rainbow was created as Mario charged right into the Hydra stomach, sending it backwards and knocking it out cold. The other ponies cheered as Mario made a huge backwards somersault that landed him halfway up the hill.

    "That was amazing!" said Spike as the others smiled.

    "Well, thanks I..." Mario froze, "you guys were supposed to find a safe place to get away while I distracted it!" The ponies just looked at each other before chuckling sheepishly. They had been so busy watching Mario fight that they had forgotten. Mario facehoofed until he heard a roar. Apparently this hydra was very durable because it had already recovered and was making pursuit once again.

    "Let's get out of here!" Mario called out as they made their way back up the rest of the hill.

    "I think we're gonna make it," said Twilight as they got closer to the top.

    "But Pinkie's still shuddering!" Spike pointed out. Pinkie's shudders were making it very difficult for the pink pony to climb up the hill, but then the shudders stopped.

    "Oh, lookie there, it stopped," said Pinkie but then the shudders began again, "O-h-h-h, t-h-e-r-e i-t i-s a-g-a-i-n!" Despite her shudders, Spike helped Pinkie get up the hill. They reached the top of the hill only to find that it was dead end. They all gasped when they realized that the only way across was a series of platforms that crossed some bubbly bog water far below them. The hydra was gaining ground quickly.

    "Ugh, he'll be up here in no time!" Twilight said to everyone, "Quick, one at a time, cross!"

    "Nyu-uh!" Spike protested then got an idea as he faced Twilight, "Do you know any spells for turning a hydra into a mouse?"

    "No"

    "How about a squirrel?

    "No!"

    "How 'about-"

    "No small rodents of any kind!" Twilight snapped.

    "That's too bad," said Spike.

    "Spike, if we did," Mario pointed out, "Do you think I would have fought the hydra a minute ago?" Spike just smiled sheepishly before rubbing his head nervously. Fluttershy just looked nervously at the platforms.

    "A hop, skip, and a...jump!" Fluttershy called out as she made her way across first. Twilight then grabbed Spike by the tail and tossed him.

    "Whoa-ho!" Spike called out as he bounced across the platforms to the other side.

    "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!" Pinkie vibrated and nearly went off the cliff as Applejack pulled her back by the tail with a grunt.

    "He's too close," said Twilight, "I'll distract him. You three go, now!" Mario was agape as Applejack obeyed and pulled Pinkie across, but Mario didn't leave.

    "Go!" Twilight said to Mario as the hydra got closer.

    "I'm not leaving you to fight that thing!" Mario yelled, "You go and I'll deal with it!"

    "I. Said. GO!" Twilight yelled as she pushed Mario near the cliff edge, got behind him, and bucked him forward.

    "Woo-ho-ho-ho-ho-hooooooo! UGH!"While Mario managed to curl into a ball and spin jumped across, he couldn't control his momentum too well and smacked into the wall on the other side back first and slid down with a groan.

    "Why do I put up with her?" Mario asked in a daze. Meanwhile the hydra was getting closer to Twilight, making her feel very nervous. She was regretting telling Mario to let her deal with it.

    "Oh...What would a brave pony like Rainbow Dash do?" Twilight asked herself. The hydra got closer until Twilight just ran towards it.

    "Chaaarge!" she shouted instinctively. Twilight quickly ducked under its short legs. All four hydra heads tried to follow her, but it ended up toppling over.

    "T-T-T-twilight!" Pinkie Pie cried out from the outside. Twilight made a charge towards the platforms, but the hydra had already recovered and went to attack her. Twilight just barely dodged out of the way. Unfortunately, the hydra's attack slammed into the platforms, causing several of them minus two on the other side to crumble into the boggy abyss. Twilight was stranded. The hydra head whimpered over a lump it had gotten on its head before roaring angrily.

    "T-T-T-twilight! You have to jump!" Pinkie shouted as the other ponies looked worried.

    "I'll never make it!" Twilight shouted back.

    "You'll be fine!" Pinkie told her.

    "I will not!" Twilight protested as the hydra roared behind her and moved closer to her.

    "It's your only ho-o-oope!" Pinkie told her as another case of shutters hit her, "You need to take a leap of faith!" Twilight gulped as she looked towards the platforms before backing and making a charge to take a jump. The hydra attacked again. While it missed, it caused the piece of ledge Twilight was standing on to crumble. Mario quickly hopped into the second platform and extended a hoof to try and catch her as she made her leap.

    "Y-ugh!" Twilight grunted as she made her jump. Even with the crumbling ledge getting her a little bit closer, she tried to reach out for Mario's hoof, but she didn't make it, "No! Oh No! Noooo!" Twilight attempted to use Mario flutter jump technique, but since she never bothered to ask him about how to do it properly, she ended up just kicking her legs in the air as she tumbled down into the bog. Then by some pure fate, Twilight landed on a giant bog bubble. As she landed on it, the bubble popped, sending her upward.

    "WA-A-A-AH! Ugh! Blegh!" Twilight was somehow tossed onto the platform. While Mario caught her, they both ended up tumbling across the platforms and landed against the bottom of the slope on the other side. Twilight was a rather dazed. Mario landed upside down, but managed to avoid getting dizzy despite the hard impact. Twilight shook her head and just smiled to show she was alright. The ponies cheered as Mario turned himself over and hugged her.

    "Mario, you can let go now," said Twilight with giggle. Mario did so, but not without looking embarassed.

    "S-s-sorry," said Mario, "It's just...when you fell...and I couldn't reach you..." Twilight could see just how frazzled Mario looked and smiled.

    "I'm okay," said Twilight gently. Mario nodded as he recomposed himself. Twilight then exchanged an embrace with Pinkie.

    "I knew you could do it Twilight!" Pinkie told her happily.

    "I don't know how it happened, coincidence, dumb luck, or what," Twilight told her, "but you said there'd be a doozy here at Froggy Bottom Bogg, and I'd say we just had ourselves one heck of a doozy. I mean that hydra..." Mario nodded in agreement. Suddenly Pinkie began to shutter again.

    "Pinkie?" Twilight asked worried. Pinkie's shuttering had become more intense.

    "That wasn't it," Pinkie said plainly. Twilight and Mario looked stunned.

    "Huh?" Twilight asked.

    "What wasn't what?" Spike asked curiously.

    "What are you talking about, Pink?" Applejack asked as well.

    "The hydra wasn't the doozy," Pinkie remarked, earning herself a raspberry by the said creature as it walked away indignantly.

    "I'm still getting the shudders," Pinkie continued, "Oo-o-oh, oo-o-oh. You see? There it is again. Whatever the doozy was at Froggy Bottom Bogg, my Pinkie Sense says it still hasn't happened." Mario just groaned. Twilight's eye twitched.

    "Huh? But I-WHAT?!" Twilight snapped, "The hydra wasn't the doozy?! How could it not be the doozy? What could be more doozier than that?!"

    "Dunno, but it just wasn't it," Pinkie answered simply. Twilight's could feel her temperature rising. The sound of a kettle whistled loudly as she gritted her teeth. She was a powder keg ready to blow. Mario panicked before just pulled her close for another hug.

    "Just let it go!" Mario pleaded, "Come on. Let's go home and read a nice book..."

    "RRRGH!" Twilight growled as she went into the air and her entire body lit up in flames.

    "MAMA! WOO-HA-HOO! WOW-WHOA!" Mario yelped as his back end was caught on fire from the flame. He quickly bounced about before finally putting the flame out. Fortunately Twilight's anger fizzled out and her mane and tail were slightly charred.

    "Ooh...I give up..." Twilight conceded before plopping onto the ground with her hind legs resting against a nearby rock. Despite the circumstances, Mario couldn't help but feel his heart break. It was extremely rare to ever hear the purple pony say those three words out loud.

    "Give what up, Twi?" Spike asked.

    "The fight," said Twilight in exasperation, "I can't fight it anymore. I don't know how, why, or what, but the Pinkie Sense somehow...make sense. I don't see how it does, but it just does. Just because I don't understand doesn't mean it's not true."

    "Y-Y-Y-You m-m-mean you b-b-b-believe?" Pinkie asked, her body vibrating more than ever.

    "Eeyup, I guess I do," said Twilight quietly, clearly worn out. Pinkie's vibrating and shuttering became even more intense.

    "She's going to blow!" Mario cried out fearfully as he created a front shield, but only Twilight, Mario, and Spike got behind it.

    "Oo-woo-oo-oo-oo, woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oh, woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh. Ooh!" said Pinkie as her body contorted into various shapes before finally settling down and gasped, "That was it. That's the doozy." Twilight, Mario, and Spike looked stunned.

    "Bbrrbbrrbbrr," Spike remarked as he shook his head wildly for a second or two.

    "What? What is?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "You believing," said Pinkie, "I never expected that to happen. That was a doozy, oh and, oh what a doozy of a doozy it was! La-la-la-la-la..." The other's just watched stunned as Pinkie just walked away without a care in the world. Mario just rubbed his head.

    "That pony gives me such a headache..." Mario groaned when...

    SMOOCH

    Twilight kissed his cheek!

    Mario just looked stunned as his cheeks turned bright red.

    "Don't ask. I just felt like it," said Twilight simply, "Besides, after what I put you through today, I just wanted to say I appreciate you being such a good friend." Twilight then walked away, leaving Mario to endure the snickers of both Applejack, Fluttershy, and Spike as a dazed smile appeared on his face.

    Later that week, Spike was rushing to return back to the library. Giggling could be heard from outside as he walked inside.

    "Oh good, Spike, you're here," said Twilight, "Take a letter."

    "With pleasure, Twilight," said Spike as he walked inside and grabbed a piece of paper and a quill.

    "Dear Princess Celestia, I'm very happy to report that-" Twilight then realized that Spike looked distracted, "Spike, what have I been saying about focus?"

    "I know, but I...well..." Spike stuttered. He was surprised to see Twilight and Mario each wearing an umbrella hat on their heads. Pinkie was there too, wearing her own hat.

    "What's wrong Spike? Never thought you'd see me with an umbrella hat on?" Twilight pointed as she smiled with Mario and Pinkie nearby.

    "Not, really no," Spike answered.

    "Pinkie's tail's a-twitchin'," Twilight pointed out as the Pink pony's tail was vibrating, "What else could we do?"

    "I've had enough trips to the hospital and green mushrooms this week," Mario added. They all laughed. Spike then recomposed himself so Twilight could finish the letter.

    "We are happy to report that we now realize there are wonderful things in this world you just can't explain, but that doesn't necessarily make them any less true. It just means that you have to choose to believe in them and sometimes it takes a friend to show you the way." Twilight walked over to Pinkie and Mario as she finished talking.

    "Honk!" Pinkie said as she poked Twilight's nose. She had been poking Mario's nose beforehand and the colt was glad it wasn't him...again.

    "Honk," Spike chuckled.

    "Always your faithful students, Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star," Twilight concluded as she, Pinkie, and Mario made their way out of the library as Pinkie's tail twitched again.

    "There it goes again," said Pinkie.

    "I wonder what's gonna drop outta the sky this time?" Twilight wondered as she and Mario looked up.

    "You never know," said Pinkie, looking up as well.

    "I just hope our umbrellas can protect us," said Mario.

    "If not, we can always swap you as the crashing target," Pinkie suggested.

    "True," Twilight added, "You are supposed to protect us girls." The two girls giggled to each other as Mario looked annoyed.

    "Remind me to get some life insurance," he told them both. Pinkie and Twilight laughed as the three ponies continued on their way. Back at the library, Spike had opened a window on the second floor to breathe fire on the letter to send it. He was then interrupted when he heard the sound of a jet engine as Princess Celestia came crashing down on the tree branch.

    "Twitchy tail?" Spike remarked as Celestia took the letter and flew away.

    "Holy guacamole!" Spike said afterward as he watched the Princess fly away. Did this mean Celestia believed in the Pinkie sense this whole time?

    Equestria may never know...

    This chapter was fun to write. Plus I hope you all enjoyed getting to see Mario show off some of his athleticism. It was time Mario just stopped claiming he could do this and that and show ponies what he could do. And this battle was just the surface of his abilities. More will come in future chapters.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    17. Sonic Rainboom

    Sonic Rainboom

    Pony's Log Number 116: Pride can lead to problems for both you and your friends, but so can the fear of failure...

    Somewhere just outside the Everfree forest, Rainbow was apparently coaching Fluttershy. The yellow Pegasus looked rather focused as the blue Pegasus was instructing her.

    "Now, what have we learned?" Rainbow asked Fluttershy as she hovered about.

    "Loss of control," Fluttershy began.

    "Good"

    "Screaming and hollering"

    "Yes, and most importantly?"

    "Passion!" finished Fluttershy.

    "Right!" said Rainbow with a smile, "So now that you now the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one." Fluttershy inhaled before shouting.

    "Yay." in her casual soft tone. Rainbow facehoofed herself.

    "...Ugh. You're gonna cheer for me like that?" Rainbow asked annoyed, "Louder!"

    "Yay," Fluttershy cheered, but her voice was barely any louder.

    "Louder!" Rainbow shouted.

    "Yay," Fluttershy repeated, but still was only a tiny bit louder.

    "Louder!" Rainbow yelled. Fluttershy took a deep quiet breath and let out a...

    "Yaaay"

    Okay...there's just no way that was louder and it might have been even softer.

    "Ugh..." Rainbow groaned before collapsing into her back.

    "Too loud?" Fluttershy asked worried. Rainbow just stayed quiet and said nothing.

    (theme song)

    Rainbow began to stand upon a nearby cloud. Fluttershy watched her from the ground below.

    "Yay," she cheered in her soft tone. Rainbow took a deep breath.

    "And now, phase one of my routine," said Rainbow as she flew down and began to maneuver between a series of green trees and zoomed past Fluttershy from above.

    "Wooo," Fluttershy cheered in her own special way.

    "Phase two," said Rainbow aloud as she flew up to some clouds and began to fly about them at high speed, making them spin in place without deteriorating.

    "Way to go," said Fluttershy as Rainbow flew away from the clouds.

    "Here we go," Rainbow told Fluttershy, "Phase three: the sonic rainboom." Rainbow then flew as high as she felt necessary. She then began to fly downward at high speed, leaning one hoof forward as she picked up speed.

    "Come on," Rainbow grunted as her slipstream began to change shape into a sharp V as she poured everything she could to increase her speed. But suddenly...

    "Uh-oh," Rainbow said before her own slip stream rebounded her backwards. Rainbow screamed as she sent flying out of control.

    Meanwhile, back at the library, Twilight had just finished placing a book back on the shelf.

    "Last one," Twilight sighed with Mario wiping his brow as the purple pony turned to Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Rarity, "Thank you so much for help us clean all these books, guys. It was a crazy week of studying."

    "You can say that again," said Mario as he rubbed his head, "my head still hurts from all the memorizing, note card taking, and magic practice." Twilight nodded in agreement. Then the screaming of a familiar blue Pegasus was heard. Mario looked unamused.

    "Three...two...one..." Mario counted with an eye roll.

    CRASH!

    The four ponies grunted as Rainbow came barreling through the window and made a crash landing inside of the library, knocking all the books off the shelves and onto the floor. Fluttershy flew in from the window a few seconds later.

    "Rainbow Dash, you rock! Woohoo!" said Fluttershy, only earning a discreet eye roll from the blue Pegasus. Fluttershy then gasped when she saw the mess, "Did my cheering do that?" Mario couldn't help but chuckle. The idea of Fluttershy's soft voice causing a major accident was just too adorable.

    "Hehe. Sorry about that ladies..." Rainbow said sheepishly.

    "GRR!" Mario growled.

    "And plus one," Rainbow added, making Mario's scowl deeper before grunting to herself, "That was a truly feeble performance."

    "Actually, it wasn't that bad," said Fluttershy, "I particularly liked it when you made the clouds spin."

    "Ugh, I'm not talking about my performance, I'm talking about yours," Rainbow snapped, "that feeble cheering."

    "What are you two arguing about?" Twilight asked.

    "Are you giving Fluttershy a hard time again?" Mario added. Rainbow stiffened a bit. She could well remember when Mario scolded her severely the last time she had done that.

    "Were we arguing?" Fluttershy responded, "I'm sorry."

    "Oh boy," said Mario. He knew Fluttershy didn't like confrontations, but this just takes it to a whole another level. Rainbow just grunted.

    "I wish you guys could come to Cloudsdale to see me complete in the Best Young Flyer's Competition," said Rainbow.

    "I could go if you needed an extra supporter," said Mario.

    "Oh yeah right," said Rainbow, "Only Pegasi can get there Mario."

    "When there's a will, there's a way," said Mario firmly, "besides I..."

    "What's that?" Twilight asked Rainbow curiously about the competition.

    "It's where all the greatest Pegasus flyers get together and show off their different flying styles! Some are fast!" Pinkie answered, making racecar sounds as she zoomed about through the fallen books, "And some are graceful. Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Pinkie had tried to stand on her hind legs and twirl about, but she lost her balance and tumbled into some books on the other side of the room. Mario laughed.

    "Looks like not all ponies can stand on their hind legs for long periods of time," Mario boasted as he stood up and folded his fore legs in front of him, making the task look easy. That is until Twilight gave him a light push from the shoulder to tilt him a bit.

    "Whoa-oa-oa! UGH!" Mario wobbled a bit before tumbling into the books. Twilight snickered as Mario got back up and glared at her.

    "Golly, I'd love to see you strut yer stuff in that competition," said Applejack to Rainbow.

    "Yeah, I wish you guys could be there," said Rainbow, "Fluttershy's a great support, but her cheering isn't exactly inspirational."

    "You know by now Fluttershy isn't a loud pony," said Mario, "The fact she's there for you should be inspirational enough."

    "I guess..." said Rainbow reluctantly.

    "Ooh! I'd love to see you make a sonic rainboom!" said Pinkie, "It's like the coolest thing ever! Even though I've never actually seen it, but I mean come on! It's a sonic rainboom! How not cool could it possibly not be?!"

    "What's a sonic rainboom?" Twilight asked puzzled and Mario's jaw hit the floor.

    "You really need to get out more," said Pinkie bluntly to Twilight's face.

    "And you really need to listen to me when I'm doing my speed research!" Mario added, feeling clearly offended Twilight had never been listening to his studies about increasing his running speed.

    "The sonic rainboom is legendary!" Pinkie explained, "When a Pegasus like Rainbow Dash gets going sooo fast...Boom! A sonic boom and a rainbow can happen all at once!"

    "And Rainbow Dash here's the only pony to ever pull it off," said Applejack.

    "It was a long time ago..." said Rainbow in a rather timid and modest fashion, "I was just a filly."

    "Not to ruin the moment, but...she's not the only pony to pull it off," said Mario. Everyone looked at Mario stunned.

    "Are you serious?" Applejack said in disbelief.

    "Mario we know you can run very fast," said Rarity indignantly, "But you can't seriously say you've pulled off a sonic rainboom!"

    "You have to be flying at high speed to make that appear, not running!" Rainbow added.

    "I've been testing to see if one could be done on the ground," Mario added, "I had actually pulled off a smaller one when I was fighting that hydra. But fine, seeing is believing." Mario then hopped towards the door and then revved up a bit before taking off away from the library. The other ponies were indignant as they waited outside the door.

    "Is Mario really going to pull off a sonic rainboom on the ground?" Fluttershy asked. Twilight just chuckled.

    "Ahh, let him have his moment," said Twilight casually, "he doesn't get the center of attention alot these days."

    "Besides, there's no way he...he...wuh?" Rainbow was left stunned as Mario zoomed by at high speed. Time seemed to come to a brief stop as he dashed by the library. Not only was Mario looking like a blur, but Rainbow noticed that his hooves were moving in a manner that even Twilight thought was impossible for a pony.

    Mario's hooves were making the legendary double helix...and with four legs! That's not easy to do! Just as time resumed...

    BOOOOOOOOOOM!

    A large rainbow arc blasted from the ground as Mario rocketed away and out of sight in just a few seconds, leaving a faint rainbow trail behind him. The other ponies were in shock and Rainbow's eye was twitching and her jaw dropped. The other ponies cheered as Mario returned and they headed back into the library. Rainbow was still speechless.

    "Wow...he...he really did it," said Rainbow.

    "Yeah, but you're gonna do it again, right?" Pinkie asked.

    "Are...you kidding?" Rainbow asked after some hesitation, "I'm the greatest flyer to ever come out of Cloudsdale! I could do sonic rainbooms in my sleep."

    "Wow," said Twilight impressed, "If you pull that off, you'll win the crown for sure!"

    "The grand prize is an entire day with the Wonderbolts," said Rainbow, her purple eyes sparkling as she told them, "A whole day of flying with my lifelong heroes... It'll be a dream come true!"

    "Yay," said Fluttershy, trying to be supportive, but Rainbow couldn't help but eye roll at her best friend's...in her words...underwhelming support.

    "I'm gonna go rest up," said Rainbow, "Don't wanna over prepare myself, y'know. Hehe." She turned to Fluttershy with a stern look, "You need to keep practicing. I need a cheering section to match my spectacular performance."

    "Rainbow, I'm warning you..." said Mario.

    "You don't understand Mario," Rainbow snapped, "Now bud out!" Rainbow flew out of the window quickly.

    "She's practiced that move a hundred times, and she's never even come close to doing it," Fluttershy told them before adding, "I'm not sure I can cheer loud enough to help her." With that, Fluttershy flew out the window as well.

    "Well, guess we better get this cleaned up...again," said Twilight, dread not being hidden in her tone before Rarity nudged her.

    "Go on, go on," said Rarity.

    "Go on what?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "Find a spell that will get us wingless ponies into Cloudsdale," said Rarity, "Didn't you see how nervous she was?"

    "Nervous?" Applejack retorted, "Have you split yer bit or something? She was tootin' her own horn louder than a brass section of a marching band!"

    "Oh puh-lease," said Rarity, "I have put on enough fashion shows to recognize stage fright when I see it."

    "I saw it too," said Mario, "and even if she tried to hide it, the truth was revealed to us by Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash has attempted the sonic rainboom over a hundred times and failed. That's got to have an effect on her self-confidence!"

    "And you're showing off probably didn't help either," Rarity pointed out.

    "Hey, ease off, Rainbow's been teasing me since I moved into Ponyville that I could never be as fast as her," said Mario in his defense, "The whole reason I was able to pull that off is because I've been working harder on increasing my top speed. Last time I measured it, my speed is close to Mach 1.2 now!"

    "Mach 1.2?!" Twilight exclaimed, "That's over 900 miles per hour!"

    "And I'm getting faster everyday, but that's beside the point," said Mario, "Rainbow needs all the support she can get. It might even help her uncover how to do the sonic rainboom again! Besides, if all she has is Fluttershy and she messes it up, I feel Rainbow is gonna take it out on Fluttershy and we can all agree that nopony wants to see Fluttershy cry." The other's nodded with a hum.

    "We've got to find a way to be there for her," Rarity agreed, "Now go on!" Rarity gave Twilight another hard body check.

    "Owaa! Ugh," Twilight cried out as she was knocked over and tumbled into the books, "How am I supposed to find a flight spell in this mess?"

    "A flight spell?" said Pinkie, "one sec." Pinkie dashed away and then got a book and tossed over to Twilight.

    "Page twenty-seven," Pinkie told Twilight.

    "How'd you do that?" Applejack asked in shock.

    "It's landed on my face when Rainbow Dash knocked me into the bookcase," Pinkie answered.

    "Here it is!" said Twilight, "A spell that will allow Earth ponies to fly for three days. Ooh, it's looks really difficult. I'm not sure I can do it."

    "Let me look," said Mario as he read the instructions and flinched a bit, "Oh boy, even trying to do it together wouldn't make this spell any easier."

    "You've got to try!" said Rarity.

    "Okay...But who's gonna volunteer to be the test subject?" said Twilight, "and Mario, I need you to help me perform the spell the first time so you can't volunteer yourself." No pony said a word for a while as Rarity narrowed her brow.

    "I will!" she said bravely, "For Rainbow Dash, I will go first."

    "Here goes," said Twilight as she and Mario began to concentrate and made their horns glow. A band of magic that resembled a piece of silk lifted Rarity into the air. As Twilight and Mario increased their concentration, the magic wrapped around Rarity until she was completely wrapped up into it. The two ponies began to sweat as the magic became more intense. A small ball of light was created between Rarity and the two ponies before it suddenly burst. Mario and Twilight screamed as they were sent flying backwards. Twilight landed between Applejack and Pinkie while Mario landed on the other side of Applejack. The four ponies all gasped as they looked at Rarity, who was now shining multicolored prisms against the walls.

    "I think it worked!" said Twilight.

    "Yeah, but I think you'll agree that trying to do that three more times is a bit too much," said Mario, "but luckily, I have a plan B." Twilight and the others looked at him curiously as he searched the scattered books.

    "I know we had shelved it around here..." Mario said aloud, "Hey Pinkie would you..."

    "Page 64!" Pinkie called out as she tossed the book towards him so it opened on the exact page.

    "Hmm...let's see...that's it," said Mario excitedly, "and its way easier to perform and lasts indefinitely until we decide to reverse it!"

    "What is?" Twilight asked puzzled until Mario presented her the book. Twilight read the page and smiled.

    "Mario, I like the way you think," Twilight answered and the others agreed.

    They were going to Cloudsdale!

    Meanwhile, Rainbow and Fluttershy were already making their way towards Cloudsdale. Rainbow was still trying to convince Fluttershy to be more outgoing.

    "You've got to learn to be assertive," Rainbow told her as they continued to fly towards the cloud city. They landed just before a series of three Pegasi who worked nearby.

    "Well, well, well," said a pony named Dumb-Bell, "What do we have here?"

    "It's our old friend Rainbow Crash!" another colt named Hoops said as the two girls landed.

    "Get kicked outta any flight schools lately?" Dumb-Bell teased as he, Hoops, and another colt named Score laughed at her. Rainbow just glared but said nothing. It could be assumed she knew these three ponies from childhood. Guess Mario wasn't the only one who has to deal with a bully who never wanted to grow up.

    "I didn't get kicked out," said Rainbow under her breath.

    "Face it, Rainbow Crash," said Dumb-Bell, "Flight school had too many rules for you, and not enough naptimes for you."

    "Huh, ask her about the sonic rainboom," Hoops suggested.

    "That's nothing but an old mare's tale," said Dumb-Bell, "You don't have the skills to try something like that."

    "Now wait just a minute!" said Fluttershy in a stern voice, causing them all to look at her, but then she cowered back a bit, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to be more assertive," But then quickly recomposed herself, "Anyhow...She is going to do a sonic rainboom!"

    "No she's not," Dumb Bell sneered, "'cause there's no such thing!"

    "Then show up at the Cloudeseum and see for yourself," Fluttershy retorted before cowering back, "...if you're free." Dumb-Bell, Hoops, and Score laughed.

    "Yeah, I'll be free," said Hoops as his laughter settled down.

    "Oh, don't worry," Dumb-Bell added, "We'll be there!"

    "See you then, Rainbow Crash!" Hoops added as the three colts took off. Fluttershy and Rainbow just looked indignantly until they were out of sight.

    "Did you see that?" said Fluttershy excitedly, "I was so assertive!" Rainbow just sighed to herself. As much as she tried to be strong, their mocking words had gotten to her.

    "Those guys are right," said Rainbow sadly, "I'll never be able to do it."

    "But, Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy protested, "Just because you've failed the sonic rainboom a hundred thousand times in practice doesn't mean you won't be able to do it in front an entire stadium, full of impatient, fully-critical sportsfan ponies." As much as Fluttershy was trying, she may have said a bit too much.

    "Aaaaaah! What do I do?!" Rainbow cried out in panic, "Everypony's gonna see my fail! The Wonderbolts are never gonna let a loser like me join. Princess Celestia will probably banish me to the Everfree forest. My life is ruined!" Rainbow just buried her face into her hoofs when Fluttershy noticed something behind her.

    "Rare..." she muttered.

    "Rare?!" Rainbow remarked, "The sonic rainboom is way more than rare!"

    "Rarity?" Fluttershy repeated again, stunned at the sight. Rainbow turned around and saw Rarity flying above them with a pair of beautiful butterfly wings.

    "I most certainly am!" Rarity replied, "Aren't my wings smashing?! Mario and Twilight made them for me. I just adore them!" Fluttershy and Rainbow couldn't stop staring with their jaws hanging out.

    "Why so shocked?" Rarity asked, "We couldn't leave our favorite flyer without a big cheering section!"

    ""We"?" said Rainbow puzzled when a big purple balloon peeked out of the clouds. Inside of it was Twilight, Pinkie, Applejack, and Mario.

    "Surprise!" Mario called out from the balloon.

    "I...I can't believe it!" said Rainbow excitedly as the balloon landed near them.

    "It's incredible!" Fluttershy added.

    "This is so cool!" Rainbow continued, "You guys made it!"

    "Sure did!" said Pinkie as she was the first to jump out of the balloon.

    "Wait!" Rainbow cried out until she saw Pinkie set foot on the clouds, "How'd you do that? Only Pegasus ponies can walk on clouds."

    "Haha," Pinkie laughed as she cart-wheeled before the two Pegasi, "Pretty cool, huh?"

    "I found a spell that makes temporary wings," Twilight explained as she hopped out of the balloon with Mario behind her, "but it was too difficult to do more than once. So Mario found an easier spell that lets the rest of us walk on clouds."

    "And we came to cheer you to victory!" Applejack finished as she took her step on the clouds.

    "To be honest, I was starting to get the teeniest, tiniest bit nervous," Rainbow answered, "but I feel a lot better now that you guys are here. Hey, we've got some time before the competition. Why don't Fluttershy and I show you around Cloudsdale?"

    "Yes!" Rarity, Applejack, Twilight, and Pinkie said together at once.

    "Be nice to actually tour the city for once," Mario added. Everyone looked at him stunned.

    "Since when have you ever been to Cloudsdale?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "Before meeting you and starting magic school," Mario explained, "Princess Celestia would let me go with her on her diplomatic visits from time to time. One of those places was Cloudsdale. She was the one who taught me the cloud walking spell too. But such visits were very short so I've never got to explore the city."

    "Well...cool then..." said Rainbow before recomposing herself, "Come on!" Rainbow and Fluttershy guided the four ponies across the clouds.

    "Here it is: the greatest city in the sky!" Rainbow Dash announced as they reached a spot where they could see the entire city, which was a collection of various large clouds that had buildings on them.

    "Oooh! Aaah!" said the four other ponies.

    "Oooh! Aaah!" said Rarity, using a nearly store mirror to admire her own wings.

    "Uhh...Some of the greatest Pegasi in history have come from Cloudsdale," said Rainbow, feeling a little awkward as she guided the other ponies along.

    "Oh, wait for me!" said Rarity as she flew over the group to catch up. That was when three Pegasus construction workers noticed Rarity flying by. One had been holding a jackhammer and let go, causing it to fall off into the abyss. (Hope no pony is underneath where ever the jackhammer lands.)

    "Those wings are gorgeous!" said a colt named Steam Roller.

    "Why, thank you!" said Rarity, feeling very pleased with her wings.

    "Be careful with those wings, Rarity," Twilight warned, "They're made from gossamer and morning dew, and they're incredibly delicate."

    "And if you get too close to the sun, they'll dissolve," Mario added, "Remember you don't have the cloud walking spell equipped. If you fall, these clouds won't catch you!"

    "Don't worry, Twilight and Mario," said Rarity, "I'm sure they can't get worn out from too much attention." Twilight just glared as Mario rolled his eyes.

    "Since we're up here," said Applejack, "I'd sure like to get a look at where the weather's made."

    "Great idea!" said Rainbow, "C'mon, girls and Mario. To the weather factory!" It wasn't much longer before they arrived at the building to the weather factory. Ponies were hard at work as some thunder could be heard in the background as the seven ponies entered. For safety protocol, each pony was geared in a white work shirt and matching hard hat.

    "This is where they make the snowflakes," Rainbow explained as some ponies were hard at work crafting and collecting snowflakes, "Each one is hoofmade."

    "Is that why they say no two snowflakes are alike?" Mario asked.

    "You got it," Rainbow answered, "As you can see, it's a delicate operation." Rarity then flew up towards a collection of snowflakes hanging from the ceiling.

    "Ooh," Rarity gasped, "the snowflakes look even better from up here." However, the gusts she created with her wings made the snowflakes break from their strings and the ones the workers were crafting flew out of their hooves. The workers began to grumble and yell as they tried to prevent their hard work from being destroyed.

    "We better move on before Rarity ruins winter and causes a drought," said Rainbow and the other nodded in agreement. She then guided them towards an area that appeared to be loaded with pools of colored paint. One already had its rainbow colors inside of it.

    "And here's where they make the rainbows!" said Rainbow.

    "Wow," said Mario, "It must take alot of work to get the bands of each color perfect and keep them from mixing into each other."

    "Tell me about it," said Rainbow, "But that is actually a Pegasi secret."

    "Bummer," said Mario, hoping to learn about it. Pinkie then dipped a hoof into the rainbow colored paint and slurped it. Her face went multiple colors and a kettle whistle could be heard.

    "Spicyyyyy!" Pinkie panted before rushing off to get some water. Applejack and Mario laughed.

    "Yeah, rainbows aren't really known for their flavor," said Rainbow. It was then three colts that Rainbow had been teased by appeared with...Rarity?!

    "Whoa!" said Dumb-Bell as he admired Rarity's wings, "where'd you get those amazing wings? I want a pair!"

    "Hmm...yeah, I guess I could see that," said Rarity plainly.

    "Oh, hey look, it's Rainbow Crash again!" Dumb-Bell remarked as Rainbow and Mario glared.

    "Heheheyeah! Rainbow...Umm...Eyah...Crash!" said Hoops, having to stall since his head couldn't process remembering a nickname he heard not two seconds ago. Dumb-Bell then gasped and started laughing.

    "Hey! Look it's that unicorn who quit after crashing on the race track!" said Dumb-Bell, "Unicorn Crash!"

    "Heh...Unicorn Crash!" Hoops remarked. Mario looked indignant.

    "Unicorn Crash?" Mario remarked before adding sarcastically, "wonder how many brain cells it took to come up with that one?"

    "You know them?" Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rainbow remarked.

    "They were rivals of mine when I used to race," Mario remarked, "Too bad they were so slow they could never place top 10 in any races though." The two colts weren't listening and still laughing when Score actually thought of something.

    "So we've got Rainbow Crash and Unicorn Crash," Score continued to jest, "Hey! It's Mr. and Mrs. Crash! The couple that crashes where ever they go!" Dumb-Bell, Hoops, and Scores laughed harder as Rainbow and Mario gave them stern glares.

    "It amazes me how some bullies never grow up," Mario told Rainbow who just hummed in agreement.

    "Didn't think you'd be girly enough to marry and settle down, Rainbow Crash!" Hoops jeered.

    "He's your type, a real crasher!" Score added.

    "We're NOT married!" Mario and Rainbow yelled angrily.

    "Yeah, Mario's is my sweet babboo!" Pinkie retorted, appearing out of nowhere.

    "I'm not your..." Mario retorted.

    "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" Pinkie bellowed, sticking a hoof with rainbow paint into his mouth. Mario's face went bright red.

    "Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Mario hissed before rushing to find water as the three colts continued to laugh.

    "Rarity!" Rainbow snapped, "What're you doing talking to these guys?"

    "Oh, there were just admitting my wings, Rainbow Dash," Rarity answered as Mario returned.

    "Yeah, you should forget the sonic rainboom and just get yourself some wings like these!" Dumb-Bell teased as the three colts laughed again.

    "Looks who talking mister I want to be beautiful butterfly," Mario remarked, adding a bit of a dorky tone at the last part.

    "Yeah...I...HEY!" Dumb-Bell said angrily as Mario chuckled.

    "Too easy," Mario remarked, but Rainbow wasn't chuckling.

    "Oohh..." Rainbow groaned to herself, feeling her nerves return and her confidence waiver.

    "Uhh...C'mon, girls and Mario," said Fluttershy, trying to do damage control, "Why don't we go see how the clouds are made?"

    "I think that would be a good idea," said Mario, "I wanna see if a non-Pegasi can make a cloud for himself."

    "Why would you wanna make a cloud?" said Twilight.

    "I'm surprised you don't want to try," said Mario, "It's called research and experimentation." Twilight just said nothing. Fluttershy then walked up to Rainbow, who was looking very flustered.

    "Don't listen to them," said Fluttershy, "You're gonna win that competition for sure!"

    "Are you kidding?" Rainbow groaned, "I can't do the sonic rainboom, and just look at these boring, plain old feathered wings. I'm doomed!" As if things couldn't get more discouraging for Rainbow, Rarity was continuing to make a public spectacle of herself as a large group of weather ponies began awing at her.

    "What, these old things?" Rarity asked in pure mock modesty, "Go ahead, everypony. Photos are encouraged!"

    "Rarity, we're supposed to be here helping Rainbow Dash relax, remember?" Twilight told Rarity sternly, "Put your wings away and stop showing off!"

    "Oh, pfft," Rarity replied, "How can you ask me to put away perfection?" Rarity expanded her wings as she hovered in front of the sun. This caused her wings to sparkle, earning her more awes from the workers below.

    "Waa-haa-haa!" Rarity chortled happily. Her friends just glared annoyingly at her, except for Rainbow, who was sitting in a crunched position and her body was shaking a little.

    "Rainbow Dash, are you okay?" Twilight asked worried and Mario looked concerned for her as well. He had never seen Rainbow look so nervous before, "You don't look so good."

    "Of course," Rainbow answered as she panted, "Why wouldn't I be okay? Everyone's so in love with Rarity's wings they won't even notice when I totally blow it in the Best Young Flyers Competition." Mario just knelt beside Rainbow and wrapped a fore-hoof around her for a side hug. Rainbow seemed to welcome the gesture, finding some safety as she tucked her head under his chin for a moment to relax a little.

    "Hey! There's an idea!" said a pony named Rainbowshine, "You should enter the competition!"

    "Yeah! I could watch you fly all day long!" said another pony named Foggy Fleece.

    "There really isn't anypony who uses their wings quite like me," Rarity boasted, "Perhaps I should compete."

    "WHAT?!" Rainbow squealed in shock.

    "Rarity, what are you doing?!" Mario retorted angrily, but was drowned out by the other ponies continuing to awe at Rarity. Rainbow felt her heart sink.

    "What am I gonna DO?!" Rainbow groaned as she put both her fore-hoofs over her eyes, "I'll never win the competition now."

    "Don't worry Rainbow," said Mario, "This competition is more about a flashy appearance. Rarity may got visual appeal, but you've got visual appeal with your awesome mane and you've got the skills to go with it."

    "No, I don't..." Rainbow whimpered as Mario just continued to comfort her.

    It wasn't much longer before the sound of trumpets could be heard as pegasi from all over Cloudsdale gathered at the Cloudeseum to watch the competition. The crowds cheered as small groups of three to five sat on one of two rows of clouds. Inside a small area was a waiting and dressing room where the other competitors had registered and were ready to go, except for Rarity. A green colored pony went over to the dressing room to knocked three times on the door.

    "I'm going to be a while!" said Rarity and quickly slammed the door shut. Meanwhile, Rainbow was already registered and waiting for her turn. But her nerves hadn't settled one bit since arriving. She decided to peak out of the waiting area and looked around the stadium. There on one of clouds was her friends. Pinkie had even found herself a #1 hand glove and was waving it about as she giggled to herself. Right beneath them were the three colts, Dumb-Bell, Hoops, and Score, laughing to themselves. Rainbow knew they were gonna waste no time poking fun at her when she failed. Rainbow gulped. Just then, a colt named Madden appeared in the center stage riding a small cloud, which was actually nothing since the Cloudeseum had no floor.

    "Fillies and gentlecolts!" Madden announced, "Please rise and join us in welcoming our beloved Princess Celestia!" The crowds cheered and applauded as Celestia waved to them with a warm smile on her face.

    "Please welcome our celebrity judges for the Best Young Flyers Competition," Madden announced next, "The Wonderbolts." More cheers and applause were made as six ponies donning blue and yellow uniforms zoomed overhead. They did a quick flying formation before settling down on their own cloud. Rainbow smiled as she saw them.

    "And now, let's find out who will take the prize as this year's best young flyer!" said Madden as everyone cheered.

    "Okay, contestant number one, you're up!" said a pony Lucy Packard, who was also the backstage organizer in charge of making sure everyone went up in a timely manner.

    "Eyah!" Rainbow yelped nervously, knowing her time to appear on stage was coming up.

    "Okay, number two, let's go," said Lucy Packard next. Rainbow then remembered that she was number two.

    "Umm..." Rainbow stuttered before the noticed a brownish-grey colt standing nearby with number three and quickly swapped them.

    "C'mon, c'mon, we ain't got all day," Luck Packard remarked impatiently.

    "She's talking to you!" Rainbow told the colt, nudging his side.

    "Oh. Umm..." said the colt, noticing his number and not even realizing it had been changed, "Oh, I guess that's me!" The colt took off as Rainbow then swapped her number three for someone else's number five.

    "Okay, number four, time to go," said Lucy Packard as she knocked on the door to the dressing room. Number four was Rarity.

    "I'm number four," said Rarity, "and I need just one more itsy-bitsy minute. Be a dear and have somepony else go ahead of me, hmm?" Lucy Packard blinked for a moment but then got back on track as Rainbow swapped numbers again from five to eight. The pony named Meadow Song looked at her number and saw it was now five.

    "Let's do this!" said Meadow Song and flew off to do her routine. Rainbow was still panicking.

    "Uhh...What am I gonna do?" Rainbow groaned fearfully. Meanwhile, her friends were enjoying watching the other contestants. Mario wasn't having as much fun since he could hear the three colts still talking badly about Rainbow down below and it was really getting on his nerves.

    "I loved number seven," said Twilight, "Doing fifteen barrel rolls in a row can't be easy."

    "My favorite was number ten," Fluttershy commented, "She just looked like such a nice pony."

    "Hmm...wonder how come we haven't seen Rainbow Dash or Rarity yet," Applejack wondered, "The competition's almost over."

    "You know Rarity when it comes to making an entrance," said Mario, "But for Rainbow...hmm...I'll be right back." Mario then used his magic to make a cloud appear.

    "Isn't that the cloud you created yourself earlier?" Fluttershy asked.

    "It is," said Mario as he jumped on and began to pilot the cloud around theirs. (And NO, this cloud doesn't have a smiley face on it).

    "You sure there won't be an angry spiny throwing turtle complaining their cloud was stolen from them?" Pinkie asked next. Everyone just stared at her.

    "What?" Pinkie asked innocently.

    "Never mind," said Mario with an eye roll, "I'll be right back." Mario then flew away with his cloud. He could resist hovering above Celestia, said a quick hello, and then headed towards the waiting area. There near a pillar was Rainbow Dash, huddled on the floor shaking. Mario slowly walked up to her and sat beside her.

    "Rainbow?" Mario said gently.

    "G-g-go ahead," Rainbow whimpered sadly.

    "Go ahead and what?" Mario asked her gently.

    "Go ahead and laugh," Rainbow continued, "Everyone else will. I can't do the sonic rainboom. I can't go out there and fail in front of everyone. I'll just be a pony with a big ego. I'm not awesome...I'm not..." Mario just listened attentively before titling her head so she was looking at him.

    "We may have had our differences Rainbow Dash," said Mario, "But you're one of my best friends. I would never do that to you. And if anyone gives you a hard time for failing is going to go through me. I don't know who told you being awesome means you can't fail but being perfect all the time is something nopony can do. Nopony is perfect."

    "But...my reputation..."

    "Rainbow, it might be one thing to want a positive image for yourself," said Mario, "but it is another to think that you have to deal with your insecurities all by yourself."

    "I don't have..." Mario glared at her, "Okay, I do...but...I hate failure. You wouldn't understand..."

    "Oh really?" Mario replied, getting up, "You're talking to the one pony who understands what it's like to fail in front of a bunch of critical sports ponies. A pony who knows what it's like to crash in the public eye and be utterly humiliated for it for years without end. It was a worst fear come true for me and its still awful that ponies still rub it in my face today!"

    "And that's supposed to make me feel better?" Rainbow retorted.

    "Let me finish," said Mario, "I used to do what you're doing now. Hiding in a corner having anxiety attacks because I didn't want ponies seeing me when I was at my weakest. I only wanted them to see me when I'm at my strongest. It's a losing battle, Rainbow. You don't have to deal with being nervous all alone like this. I care about you. Your friends care about you. We don't care if you pull off the sonic rainboom or if you do crash. All we care about is that you do your very best because at the end of the day, your friends are always here for you."

    "But the Wonderbolts..."

    "I know you want to impress them," said Mario, "but even if you fail today, that won't mean the end of your dream. There will always be a next time and we'll help you in every way we can to make sure you do get a next time. That is a promise." Rainbow calmed down a bit and gave Mario warm smile. Mario smiled back as Luck Packard arrived.

    "Number fifteen, let's go!" she said aloud and apparently had ignored their conversation. Rainbow felt her nervousness returned and started shaking once more.

    "You'll be okay," said Mario as he reached out a hoof to help the pony to her feet as Rarity burst out of the dressing room. Rarity had gone over the top with her costume and makeup for her performance. Mario couldn't tell if she was trying to be Broadway inspired butterfly or even a vanity obsessed peacock.

    "Rarity...is ready!" the marshmallow pony said majestically.

    "You've got to be kidding me," Mario said in disbelief and annoyance.

    "Look, ladies," said Lucy Packard, "I don't know what to tell you. There's only time for one performance. If you both want to complete, you'll just have to go out there together."

    "What kind of scheduling is that?" said Mario, feeling that every time he tried to bring Rainbow up, the universe kept knocking her down. Seriously, Rainbow has an ego and sometimes it needs to be checked, but...she doesn't deserve this, Mario thought to himself, but Rarity didn't seem to care one bit.

    "Well, Rainbow Dash? Shall we?" Rarity offered, completely clueless to the poor girl's panicking as all the cyan pony could do was babble fearfully.

    "You can do this," said Mario as he got Rainbow to her feet and pulled her along, "I know you can do this. Just go out there and do your best. Remember, you are awesome! Girl, you are awesome!" With much hesitation, Rainbow finally found her ability to fly as she and Rarity exited the waiting area.

    "And now," said Madden, "our final competitor of the day, contestant number fifteen...and apparently contestant number four..." The crowds began to cheer as Rainbow was still unsure about what to do.

    "Good luck, Rainbow Dash," said Rarity, "Just do your best. I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of changing our music. That "rock and roll" doesn't really match my wings." Mario, who was standing just outside the stage as he hopped back to his cloud, gave Rainbow a confident wink before flying away back to their friends. The classical music began to play and Rarity began to actually perform in front of everypony. Rainbow was shocked, Rarity had come up with a dance routine as well, but then quickly remembered what Mario had said and shook her nerves off with a gulp.

    "C'mon, Rainbow Dash," she told herself, "You can do this. Just remember the routine. Phase one." Some cloud hedges had been placed just like the planted ones Rainbow had practiced flying between with Fluttershy. Rainbow was doing well maneuvering between each hedge as the crowds were cheering, but then she bumped the side of one hedge and went crashing into the bottom edge of the Cloudeseum.

    "Nice work, Rainbow Crash!" Hoops sneered as he, Dumb-Bell, and Score laughed at her. Mario gritted his teeth.

    "That's it!" he bellowed, having enough of their teasing as he jumped into the air above them.

    "Mario!" Twilight cried out.

    "POINT OF IMPACT!" Mario shouted angrily, as his left fore-hoof began to glow.

    WHAM!

    The impact left Twilight, Pinkie, Applejack, and Fluttershy shaken up as the three colts were left dazed as Mario performed a splashdown attack from above them. It wasn't much longer before Mario bounced himself back up to the group, who had just recovered from the shake up.

    "Feeling better?" Twilight asked sarcastically as the others gave him a glare. Mario just gave a squeaky smile, leaving the others to roll their eyes at him. Rainbow had already recovered from her little "crash" and was ready to move on. She had to admit that seeing Mario splashdown on the three colts helped her smile.

    "Time for phase two," Rainbow told herself as the ponies continued to cheer. Rarity was just doing her own routine and had completely missed Rainbow's mess up and Mario's splashdown. Rainbow just flew over towards some clouds and began to make them spin.

    "Look! Phase two is working," Fluttershy said excitedly.

    "That's it Rainbow!" Mario cheered, "Keep it up!" Rainbow suddenly lost her control of one cloud as it spun away from her. The cloud, still spinning, was sent barreling towards Princess Celestia. She gasped as she ducked away to avoid the cloud from crashing above her head. All the while Rarity was continuing her dance routine and the ponies were still paying more attention to her.

    "And now for my grand finale," said Rarity to herself, "I will fly right up to the sun and beam my beautiful wings over the whole city of Cloudsdale!" Rarity gasped and squealed with glee, "They'll be talking about it for years!" Rarity began to ascend higher into the sky. Rainbow had recovered from her cloud control loss.

    "Looks like this is my last chance to turn things around," said Rainbow, "Phase three. The sonic...[gulp]...rainboom. Wings, don't fail me now!" together on opposite ends of the Cloudeseum, they ascended high into the sky. The crowd gasped in awe before Rainbow grunted as she began her flight upward at high speed. Rarity positioned herself so she was right behind the sun, she could feel the heat starting to make her sweat. Mario's eyes shrunk.

    "Rarity...no..." he squeaked.

    "Look upon me, Equestria, for I...am...Rarity!" the marshmallow pony announced proudly as she opened her wings, created the prism effect on a much grander scale. The crowd oohed in amazement...until her wings became heated...and burnt into ashes in just two seconds flat.

    "Uh-oh" Rarity realized her mistake and then plummeted. Rarity screamed.

    "Oh no! Her wings evaporated into thin air!" said Twilight. Mario was about to hop onto his cloud to try and catch her when he saw three Wonderbolts, whose names were Soarin, Spitfire, and Misty Fly had already taken off to rescue her. Rarity continued to scream and waved her hooves wildly in panic. Because of her panicky hoof waving...

    "Ooh!"

    "Aah!"

    "Uuh!" Misty Fly, Soarin, and Spitfire groaned as Rarity knocked them all out and Rarity was continuing to scream as the ground below drew near. That was when Rainbow saw that Rarity and the three Wonderbolts were in trouble.

    "Hold on, Rarity!" Rainbow called out, "I'm coming!" Rainbow then began to descend to try and catch up to Rarity and the others. The rest of her friends watched with worry as Rarity just continued to scream as Rainbow increased her speed to try and catch up with her.

    "Oh, I can't look!" said Fluttershy as she covered her eyes with her fore-hooves before peeking from them later. Rarity then gasped as she saw Rainbow coming for her. Rainbow continued to poor on as much speed as she could, feeling another slip stream surround the front of her body. Pinkie, Applejack, Twilight, Mario, and Fluttershy gasped excitedly as the slip stream once again began to shift into a V shape as Rainbow continued to push her speed to the limit. Then suddenly...

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    A large rainbow ring appeared behind her as she zoomed forward faster than ever before. Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Twilight's jaws dropped as the other spectators were in awe. Mario wasn't sure what made his jaw drop, the fact Rainbow did the sonic rainboom...

    "A sonic rainboom! She did it! She did it! Wooo!" Fluttershy screamed loudly as she hopped up and down excitedly.

    ...or the fact Fluttershy went fan girl over the accomplishment, which many would agree looked absolutely adorable. Rainbow didn't even realize she had done the sonic rainboom until after she grabbed Rarity and secured the three unconscious Wonderbolts on her back just a few yards short of the ground below.

    "Whoa!" said Rainbow as she flew back towards the Cloudeseum just beyond Mach 1, creating a beautiful rainbow in the sky as she made her way back towards the center of the stage. A few Pegasi were standing by to help carry the still unconscious Wonderbolts to safety and two Pegasi helped hold Rarity secure for the time being. Everyone was cheering for Rainbow's amazing performance and rescue as Fluttershy was still in full fan girl mode.

    "A sonic rainboom! Wooo! Yeah!" Fluttershy screamed, still hopping up and down. Rainbow couldn't resist a smile.

    "I did it," Rainbow said softly before saying it louder, "I did it!"

    "You sure did," said Rarity with a sigh of relief and gratitude, "On thank you, Rainbow Dash. You saved my life."

    "Oh yeah, I did that too," Rainbow realized before giving herself a hoof pump, "Ha, best day ever!" Once the crowds had died down and the competition was finished, Rarity was now sitting securely inside of their balloon while the others, minus Mario for some strange reason, were on the clouds with Rainbow. Rarity didn't wait long after they had finished congratulating Rainbow on her performance to speak.

    "I want to apologize to all of you for getting so carried away with my...beautiful wings," said Rarity with a whimper, "I guess I just lost my head."

    "It's okay," said Fluttershy.

    "Oh, don't worry about it, kiddo," said Applejack.

    "We still love you," said Pinkie.

    "And I'm especially sorry that I was so thoughtless as to jump into the contest at the last minute after you had worked so hard to win it," said Rainbow, "Can you ever-ever forgive me?" Rarity asked Rainbow sadly.

    "Aw, it's okay," said Rainbow, "Everything turned out all right, right? I just wish I could have met the Wonderbolts when they were awake." Rainbow looked down sadly. Then someone tapped Rainbow's shoulder.

    Rainbow turned and gasped when she saw Soarin, Spitfire, and Misty Fly with Mario standing beside them.

    "Surprise!" said Mario with smile. Rainbow's eyes sparkled with excitement.

    "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!" Rainbow repeated in fan girl mode.

    "So you're the little pony who saved our lives," said Spitfire, "We really wanted to meet you and say thanks."

    "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!" was all Rainbow could say.

    "Mario's been telling us all about your flying since he met you," Spitfire added.

    "Ohmygoshohmygosh...wait what?!" Rainbow exclaimed in shock and the other gasped as well. Rainbow just blinked twice.

    "Mario...you knew the Wonderbolts?!" Rainbow exclaimed, "And you never told me!?"

    "I was bound to a promise of secrecy," Mario answered, "Spitfire is an old friend of mine. I was there to cheer her on when she first joined the Wonderbolts and I got to meet the others. While it's hard for us to see each other these days, we do keep in touch via letters and such. She said I was not to tell you about our friendship until the right time."

    "Because I wanted to tell her myself," said Spitfire, giving Mario a friendly jab in the shoulder. Rainbow and the others were rather impressed when a familiar majestic Alicorn made her appearance.

    "Princess," said Twilight as she, Mario, who rushed beside Twilight, and the others bowed before her.

    "Hello, Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star," Princess Celestia responded cheerfully, "and hello to your friends too."

    "Princess Celestia," said Rarity, "I am sorry I ruined the competition. Rainbow Dash here really is the best flyer in Equestria." Rainbow just smiled modestly.

    "I know she is, my dear," said Princess Celestia, "That's why, for her incredible act of bravery and her spectacular sonic rainboom, I'm presenting the grand prize for Best Young Flyer to this year's winner, Miss Rainbow Dash." The crowd cheered as Princess Celestia placed a golden leaf crown on Rainbow's head.

    "Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh!" Rainbow exclaimed.

    "So Twilight Sparkle, Mario Star," said Princess Celestia, "did you learn anything about friendship from this experience? I'm certain my son learned to control his temper in public?" Celestia gave Mario a sly look, telling him that she had seen Mario's little splashdown attack on the three colts. Mario blushed and chuckled sheepishly as the others snickered to each other.

    "I did Princess, so did Mario in more ways than one," said Twilight with a chuckle, "but I think Rarity learned even more than both of us."

    "I certainly did," Rarity agreed, "I learned how important it is to keep your hooves in the ground, and to be there for your friends."

    "Excellent," said Princess Celestia, "Well done, Rarity."

    "This really is the best day ever!" said Rainbow excitedly. It was then the three colts arrived behind her.

    "Uhh, hey, Rainbow Crash," Dumb Bell said nervously.

    "Dash!" Hoops corrected, jabbing Dumb Bell on the side.

    "Oh! Uhh...Sorry, Rainbow Dash," said Dumb Bell, "Uhh, we just wanted to congratulate you in winning the competition."

    "That sonic rainboom was awesome!" said Hoops.

    "Heh, thanks, guys," said Rainbow.

    "Uhh, we're really sorry we gave you such a hard time before," said Dumb Bell.

    "Aww, that's okay," said Rainbow, "don't worry about it."

    "Hey. Do you want to hang out with us?" Dumb Bell offered, "Maybe you could show us how you did that incredible trick!" Rainbow just smiled as two Wonderbolts flew nearby.

    "Sorry, boys..." said Rainbow, allowing each Wonderbolt to wrap one of her fore-hooves around their own, "But I've got plans!" The three ponies just flew away as the three colts watched her disappear. Mario approached them.

    "Hey, umm...sorry about earlier," he said sadly, "I..."

    "Stop right there Mario!" said Hoops, "we're the ones who should apologize."

    "What?"

    "Yeah, we were mostly just trying to give Rainbow Cr...I mean Dash, a hard time," Dumb Bell added, "We were just jealous cause it took your...umm...other word for crash?...before we could even have a chance of winning races. We probably had that splashdown coming."

    "It's cool," said Mario as he gave them each a hoof bump. Princess Celestia and the others just smiled.

    Late at night the next day, Mario was at his house sitting comfortably on his bed reading a book. Then he heard a knock on the door downstairs.

    "Who could that be at this hour?" Mario wondered as he exited his bedroom and rushed towards the door. He was surprised to open it and find Rainbow outside.

    "Hey," Rainbow said gently.

    "Hey, what's up?" Mario asked her curiously.

    "I just got back from my day with the Wonderbolts," said Rainbow as she walked inside, "I wanted to talk to you before I headed home."

    "It's a little late...it can't wait until morning?" Mario asked with concern. Rainbow just looked at him sadly.

    "Come on in," said Mario as the blue Pegasus slowly walked inside. Rainbow was rather surprised. She had never been inside Mario's house before. As she walked in, she noticed the stair case leading to the second floor. As she looked towards the right, she found a rather open floor plan living room, kitchen, and dining room area that had pastel yellow walls and wooden flooring. Though she could see some brown carpets around the dining table and living room area. The kitchen was tucked into the back left corner, with an island counter and stove combination and the dining table was on the right. The dining table could seat up to eight ponies. The front half contained three large comfy sofas that were surrounded by a low table with a large stereo towards the back wall.

    "Nice pad you've got here," Rainbow commented as she hovered about and took a seat on one of the sofas.

    "Thanks," said Mario, "can I get you anything? Something to drink? I made some peanut butter cookies this morning..."

    "No thanks," said Rainbow, "I just wanted to talk to you and then I'll be on my way."

    "Alright," said Mario as he took a seat opposite of her on the sofa, "What's up Rainbow?" Rainbow just took a deep breath.

    "I wanted to thank you for...you know...helping me out yesterday," said Rainbow, "I still can't believe I was so worked up over nothing. I had what it took to be awesome all along." Rainbow gave a smug smile as Mario smiled back at her.

    "I know," said Mario plainly. Rainbow blinked a bit before she sighed to herself.

    "You...don't need to pretend Mario," said Rainbow sadly, "You know that my fear was real and that I literally was doubting myself. I'll admit it. I was scared."

    "It's nothing to be ashamed of Rainbow," said Mario, "We all get scared and doubtful about ourselves. If we're not afraid to tell each other, then that means we're just as awesome." Rainbow just felt her eyes water as she looked at him.

    "Can you seriously say I'm awesome when I'm acting like that?" Rainbow demanded.

    "Yes," said Mario, "because its shows that you're not afraid to show your imperfections in public. It's like you're saying to ponies: "Yeah, I'm scared. So what? I have fears too and that makes me awesome"." Rainbow chuckled.

    "You're a really great friend Mario," said Rainbow, "It's nice to know that I...I have someone besides Fluttershy where I can...well..."

    "Talk about this kind of stuff without feeling uncomfortable?" Mario answered. Rainbow blinked before nodded quietly.

    "I just ask one thing," Rainbow said softly.

    "Yes?" Mario asked before the cyan pony flew right into her face.

    "If you ever mention any of this to anypony I'll..."

    "Stop it!" Mario said sternly, making her back up suddenly, "Why would you think I would want to use this against you? I wanna to help you, Rainbow Dash. My ears and door are always open. Whatever you want to say to me will stay inside this house. Next time, just pick an earlier time to talk to me if you can help it." Rainbow just stared and then smiled.

    "Cool," said Rainbow, "I'll see you tomorrow then? I totally want to learn how you know Spitfire."

    "Sure," said Mario and Rainbow excused herself from the house and slammed the door. Mario flinched at the door slam, but just smiled. Mario went to bed and fell happily asleep, grateful that he had such an awesome Pegasus for a friend.

    It had been hinted way back in Episode 1 that Mario knew a Wonderbolt and now the truth is revealed!

    I always felt like all Mario has ever done at this point was just clash with Rainbow. I wanted to show that his friendship with her was growing too, especially at the end.

    And if you haven't noticed, Mario hates bullies, but if you think Mario's anger was something, just wait til...next chapter.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    18. The Stare Master

    The Stare Master

    Pony's Log Number 117: NEVER underestimate the trouble three young fillies can cause you, but ESPECIALLY NEVER underestimate the power of the Fluttershy...

    It was another busy day at the Carousel Boutique and Rarity was moving about trying to get another order finished. She had also had to deal with a small lavender and pink mane filly, who was mentioned before was called Sweetie Belle. Sweetie Belle was actually Rarity's little sister and older pony didn't seem to be handle the idea of watching the filly and doing her work too well at the moment.

    "Where'd I put that?" Rarity mumbled to herself, "Ohh, I thought I already..." Some clattering was heard as Rarity shuffled about. Some balls of yarn rolling across the floor.

    "Oh, and I can't forget I've got to..." Rarity continued, "Oh, how am I ever going to get this done?" Sweetie Belle was just watching her old sister run back and forth across the room and then gave her a light eye roll.

    "Are you sure I can't help?" Sweetie asked curiously, "I could-"

    "No!" said Rarity, cutting Sweetie Belle off.

    "Maybe just a-"

    "No thanks!" Rarity interrupted again.

    "How about-"

    "Just stand over there," Rarity instructed.

    "But-"

    "Where you'll be out of the way," Rarity finished and then remembered something, "Ribbon, ribbon, Where's that ribbon?"

    "I got it," Sweetie Belle shouted as she tried to reach for it by standing on the table with the sewing machine and stretching out her fore-hoof. Then there was a loud creak as Sweetie Belle knocked the thread off the table.

    "Whoa!" she shouted as she lost her balance. Rarity watched with a gasp as the thread knocked over nearby mannequin over, which then launched three yarn balls that were on the floor into the air towards another shelf.

    "Aah!" Rarity cried as she ducked to avoid the flying object as the domino effect continued. Clattering noises could be heard until things finally settled, leaving a huge mess in the room. Sweetie Bells surveyed the mess as Rarity gave her a glare.

    "Um, I-I'll just go and stand over there, where...I'll be out of the way," Sweetie Belle said nervously before zipping away as fast as she could. Rarity just sighed to herself. Apparently this hadn't been the first time this something like this had happened whenever Sweetie Belle tried to help.

    (Theme Song)

    It wasn't much longer before Rarity had managed to clean up the mess herself, which another habit she had developed when dealing with Sweetie Belle "accidents". Sweetie Belle felt a little shunted.

    "Won't you at least let me help you clean up?" Sweetie Belle asked, feeling rather bored and eager to clean up her own messes.

    "No," said Rarity in a tone that wanted to end the discussion immediately, "You've helped me quite enough."

    "I'm sorry, sis!" said Sweetie Belle sadly, "I just thought that if I could help, I might find my special gift and finally earn my cutie mark." Sweetie Belle looked at her blank flank as Rarity listened quietly for a moment.

    "I understand," said Rarity, "It's just that...I need this time in order to fill this order with any...complications." Rarity's words were clearly emphasizing more than just work problems, but Sweetie Belle was too innocent to realize that.

    "There's never any...complications...with me helping out when Mario's here," said Sweetie Belle, "I never mess up like that when I help him."

    "Sweetie Belle, I know you've got quite a crush on Mario," said Rarity, changing the subject, "but he's far too old for you and he's already got his heart set on another pony."

    "I know, I know," said Sweetie Belle indignantly, "He already told me, but I can't help but like him. He's just...really cute." Sweetie sighed to herself happily as Rarity just rolled her eyes.

    "Okay, all done," said Rarity, "Now, back to work. I've lost a lot of time, and I cannot have any more interruptions."

    DING-DONG!

    "Oh, what now?!" Rarity snapped as she heard the door bell and Fluttershy and Mario walked inside with a basket.

    "Oh, sorry," said Fluttershy, hearing Rarity's outburst, "I thought the "open" sign meant you were open, but I must have been mistaken." Mario was with her because she had finally asked him to help out with the animals. And for the most part, he had done exceptionally well. However, he did clash a bit with Fluttershy's pet bunny Angel. Though Fluttershy was able to remedy the issue when Mario felt his patience reach its limit.

    "Fluttershy," said Mario gently, "I think Rarity was just blowing off some steam. It's nothing against us...I think..." Rarity then gasped when she heard the two ponies behind her.

    "Fluttershy! Mario! Forgive me!" said Rarity as she rushed over to them, "I was so wrapped up in my work that I had forgot you two were bringing Opalescence back from her grooming!"

    "No worries, Rarity," said Fluttershy, "I've left her there in the basket." Opal just purred as she came out of the basket, showing her beautifully groomed coat.

    "Oh, she looks great!" said Rarity, "I just don't understand how you were able to do it! I can't get near without getting a swipe from her claws!"

    "HISS!" Opal said defensively and tried to swipe at Rarity.

    "Ahh!" Rarity yelped as she pulled away just in time before she thought of something, "Did you use...the Stare on her?" Mario gasped and his eyes shrunk.

    "Don't mention that word! It makes my knees wobble!" Mario retorted nervously.

    "On no!" Fluttershy exclaimed in her soft tone, "I wouldn't! I couldn't! I-I don't really have any control over it when that happens. I-It just happens."

    "Control isn't the issue," said Mario dreadfully, "You just underestimate its power and effectiveness."

    "What do you mean?" Rarity asked curiously. Fluttershy sighed.

    "Earlier today, Mario was having trouble with some misbehaving squirrels that were fighting on a low tree branch," Fluttershy explained, "Mario was trying to settle the dispute when they started laughing at him and throwing their nuts and acorns at his head. I used the Stare to make them stop, but...I didn't realize until after that...Mario was in my line of sight. It took a good ten minutes to get him to stop crying."

    "Hey, I'm a sensitive guy," Mario protested meekly, "I don't like the idea of any of my best friends that angry with me."

    "I'm not big brother," said Fluttershy sweetly and hugged, "and I'm sorry that happened. Besides, I like that you're sensitive."

    "Me too!" Sweetie Belle added, "You're so cute!" Mario smiled, Fluttershy giggled, and Rarity sighed in annoyance.

    "But, no, I didn't use the Stare on Opal," said Fluttershy, "I'm just good with animals. It's my special talent, you know?"

    "Well, you should have a picture of Opal as a cutie mark instead of those butterflies," Rarity suggested.

    "But the butterflies represent her gentle personality," Mario remarked, making Fluttershy smile.

    "Ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed excitedly, "Maybe I can be good with animals, too!" Sweetie Belle approached the white cat and turned her head towards Rarity as she spoke.

    SHING!

    Opal took a swipe at Sweetie Belle's mane, cutting off one of her curls as a wide, devilish smirk appeared on the cat's face.

    "Or not," said Sweetie Belle as she zipped away from the cat, Fluttershy, Mario, and Rarity laughed.

    "I'm sorry I can't invite you to stay and chat, Fluttershy and Mario," said Rarity, "I've bitten off more than I can chew with this order."

    "But you're not eating anything," Sweetie Belle remarked.

    "No, Sweetie, it's an expression," Rarity explained, "It means I've taken on more work than I can handle. I've got twenty of these special robes to make tonight! They're due in Trottingham tomorrow morning." Rarity then showed them all a glittery golden cloth. Fluttershy and Mario gasped in amazement as it twinkled before they eyes. Sweetie Belle also eyed the material.

    "See? I've lined them in a special gold silk," said Rarity, "It took so long to make, but I think it adds just the right touch. Don't you?"

    "Indeed," said Mario, clearly impressed.

    "These are lovely," said Fluttershy, "but twenty by tonight? How will you get it all done?"

    "Well, I, uh..." Rarity stuttered.

    "Oh, oh, oh! Maybe I could..." A death glare by Rarity dismissed Sweetie Belle's idea, "just...just stand over here and watch."

    "Not if I help Rarity out, Sweetie Belle," said Mario, "We make a good team you and I." Mario gave her a wink as Sweetie Belle giggled happily.

    "I'll manage," said Rarity definitively, "On my own." Mario just rolled his eyes at being dismissed, but he learned that when Rarity wanted to work solo there was no changing her mind. Sweetie Belle looked disappointed.

    "Well, maybe Mario and I should get out of your mane so you can work," said Fluttershy, when a familiar yellow and orange filly came barreling through the front door.

    "Whoa-oa-oaaa! Oomph!" Mario was knocked into a backward spin and landed on his stomach with a plop as they plowed right through him.

    "Hi, Fluttershy! Hi, Rarity! Hi Mario!" said Apple Bloom and Scootaloo at once as they rushed over to Sweetie Belle.

    "Hello, uh, girls..." said Rarity wearily.

    "You ready for tonight?" Scootaloo asked excitedly.

    "Yup! Cutie mark planning session is a go!" Sweetie Belle answered.

    "Tonight is the night we each try to find our own special talent," Apple Bloom added.

    "Even if it takes us all night!" said Scootaloo.

    "I'm ready!" said Apple Bloom, "You ready?"

    "Very ready!" said Scootaloo.

    "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SLEEPOVER AT RARITY'S YAY!" The three fillies shouted at the top of their lungs. So loud in fact, that the entire Boutique rumbled, leaving the three adult ponies rather shaken up.

    "That's one way to immobilize someone," said Mario shakily. To think most thought only overweighed turtles that stomped the ground and threw hammers at you could do that.

    "And...look what I made us!" said Sweetie Belle as she rushed over and put on what appeared to be a purple colored cape. One could hear a trumpet flourish as Sweetie Belle presented it to the others.

    "Oh, wow!" said Apple Bloom and Scootaloo, as they gasped and laughed excitedly, "That is so cool! Oooh!"

    "What does that patch on your cape mean?" Fluttershy asked curiously about what appeared to be am emblem on the side of the cape.

    "THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS! YAY!" the three fillies shouted again, rocking the room once more.

    "Indoor voices please," said Mario, feeling shook up again.

    "We're on a crusade, a mission!" Scootaloo explained.

    "To find our cutie marks!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Yup. And look," Sweetie Belle added as she lifted the cape, "I lined them with this special gold silk. It took so long to make, but I think it adds just the right touch, don't you?" Apple Bloom and Scootaloo oohed impressively. But Rarity felt her eyes twitch and even Mario groaned once he recognized the fabric.

    "Oh Sweetie Belle," Mario muttered, "How many times did I tell you to ask Rarity before using her fabrics?"

    "Sweetie Belle!" Rarity exclaimed when she saw the cut out holes on the fabric she had made beforehand, "What have you done? That was the last of the gold silk! Oh, now I'll have to make more. I hope I can make more. I'm gonna have to work all night. Which means...Sorry, girls, I'm afraid the sleepover is cancelled."

    "What?!" Sweetie Belle said in shock.

    "I just won't have any time to watch you if I want to get these robes delivered on time," said Rarity.

    "But-"

    "No buts this time," said Rarity in a motherly tone, "I'm sorry Sweetie Belle. It's just the way it has to be."

    "Awwww..." said the three fillies sadly. Then Fluttershy got an idea.

    "I, uh, I suppose I could take them for the night," said Fluttershy. The three girls gave her wide smiles.

    "I couldn't ask you to do that," said Rarity hesitantly, despite the three wide grins beaming at her.

    "Oh, it's no problem at all," said Fluttershy with a smile. The three fillies looking at Fluttershy again.

    "Have you met my sister and her friends?" Rarity asked Fluttershy in a serious tone, "A problem is all it would be."

    "Did I have a problem with Opal?" Fluttershy said smugly, "You've seen how well I can handle small creatures!"

    "I suppose that's true..." Rarity pondered, the three smiles now looking at her, "and I do have alot of work to do..."

    "Come on," said Fluttershy, "it'll be fun."

    "I assure you, they're quite a handful," said Rarity. The three fillies just kept smiling, looking at the pony speaking. Mario just chuckled to himself.

    "These sweet little angels?" Fluttershy remarked as three halos appeared over the fillies head.

    "Oh boy..." Mario muttered to himself. Even he knew they were anything but angels.

    "Well...all right," Rarity reluctantly conceded.

    "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SLEEPOVER AT FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE! YAY!" the three fillies shouted excitedly, rumbling the ground again before making a fast sprint out of the door. Since Mario was temporarily immobilized, they sent him spinning once more and landing on his stomach.

    "Not again! UGH!" Mario groaned.

    "So cute," Fluttershy giggled before calling out in her own soft tone, "W-wait for me!" Fluttershy then flew off to go catch them.

    "Hmmm..." Rarity pondered as Mario woozily rose to his hooves.

    "Mario, I think I'll need your help after all," Rarity remarked.

    "Okey-dokey," said Mario as he tucked his work glasses on his nose, "I'll start gathering the materials for the gold silk while you..."

    "No, darling, I mean I want you to help Fluttershy watch the girls," said Rarity.

    "Why? Don't you trust her?" Mario asked.

    "Of course I do," said Rarity, "it's just...well..."

    "Oh Mario!" said Fluttershy as she flew back, "I wanted to ask if you could help me with the girls...if...uh...Rarity doesn't mind...I see you're about too..."

    "Actually, I was just suggesting Mario go help you," Rarity quickly before pushing Mario out the door, "I am very busy and I'm sure Mario will have more fun helping you than me so ta, ta!" With that Rarity shut the door as Mario just stood a little stunned.

    "So...will you help me, big brother?" Fluttershy asked sweetly. Mario just blinked before giving her smile.

    "Sure little sister," said Mario, "how can I say no to you?" Fluttershy giggled as they headed back to her cottage once they had caught up with the three fillies. The three fillies were still ahead of the two adults as Fluttershy flew excitedly behind them and Mario was running alongside the yellow Pegasus at a decent pace.

    "Oh won't this be ever so fun?" said Fluttershy giddily as Mario smiled, "We can have a nice little tea party, and sit quietly and color, and tell each other fairy tales, and-"

    "Oh Fluttershy," Mario sighed himself. He already knew that Sweetie Belle was the only filly interest in most of Fluttershy's idea of fun. Apple Bloom might like a few of those things, but good luck convincing Scootaloo to do any of that. Fluttershy soon gasped when she saw who was ahead. The three fillies continued to zoom ahead, their hooves clattering, the air rushing past until they nearly sent Twilight into a tailspin as they ran by giggling to each other.

    "Hello, Fluttershy, Mario," said Twilight.

    "Oh! Hello, Twilight," said Fluttershy.

    "Hey Twi!" said Mario.

    "Where are you off too?" Fluttershy asked.

    "I'm heading to the Everfree Forest to Zecora's to get some of my favorite tea," said Twilight.

    "Th-The Everfree Forest?" Fluttershy and Mario exclaimed worriedly.

    "Ah, you'll be careful, won't you?" Fluttershy asked the purple pony.

    "Of course! How about you two?" Twilight asked curiously, "What are you doing with the girls?" The three fillies poked their heads from the water well.

    "Rarity has a big order to fill tonight, so I volunteered to take the girls to my cottage for a sleepover," said Fluttershy, "Mario's going to give me a hoof."

    "Wow, sounds like everypony has their hooves full today," said Twilight, "taking care of those three fillies all by yourself? And I know Mario hasn't done much "child watching" since Spike matured. You sure you can handle it?" The three fillies had devious smirks on their faces before standing between Twilight an Fluttershy, smiling as their halos appeared over their heads.

    "What? These sweet little angels?" Fluttershy remarked as Mario rolled his eyes. Twilight gave them both a skeptical look before saying good bye and on her way. Fluttershy noticed that Mario looked worried.

    "I'm sure she'll be okay," said Fluttershy, "Twilight can take care of herself."

    "I know," said Mario sadly, "But I can't but feel like...if anything happens and I'm not there..."

    "I know you love her Mario," said Fluttershy, "but no pony likes to be protected all the time. Twilight needs her space and I need your help right now."

    "I know Fluttershy," said Mario, "I just hope I can tell Twilight how I feel someday."

    "Just need the right moment, maybe like the Gala," Fluttershy suggested.

    "Not a bad idea," said Mario.

    "But for now, you're my date for the evening, okay handsome," said a voice. Mario turned around to see Sweetie Belle holding him as she sat on his back. Mario just chuckled to himself as let Sweetie Belle ride him all the way to Fluttershy's cottage. They settled down right away as Fluttershy closed the top half of her front door. Crickets were chirping quietly and an owl started to hoot as day turned into nighttime outside the house. Some of the animals and birds were chattering about as the fillies began to explore the living room.

    "Wow! Look at this place!" said Sweetie Belle excitedly, "What's that? Are those chickens?" The three fillies began to chatter loudly as they zipped about, hooves clattering as they ran across the floor and even in between Fluttershy and Mario a couple of times.

    "No...problem at all," said Fluttershy to herself and then addressed the three fillies, "Okay, uh, girls, what should we do?"

    "I'm gonna get my cutie mark first!" Scootaloo said boldly.

    "Girls?" Fluttershy called out.

    "Nuh-uh!" Sweetie Belle retorted.

    "Should we-" Fluttershy tried to suggest but was interrupted again.

    "I am!" Apple Boom protested, ignoring Fluttershy's suggestion.

    "Girls, okay, now settle-"

    "I'm staying up all night!" Scootaloo shouted excitedly, her eyes rolling about as she scared Angel right off his cushion.

    "Me, too!" said Apple Bloom as she jumped on.

    "Me, three!" said Sweetie Belle as she hopped on the cushion as well.

    "I can step in at any time," Mario whispered to Fluttershy, "I good train toot with my horn should..."

    "I got this," said Fluttershy quietly, but even she wasn't so sure.

    "I-I know you're excited, but-girls," said Fluttershy gently until she saw Apple Bloom teetering dangerously, "oh, oh, careful with the-oh, ah, girls-" Fluttershy then saw Sweetie Belle had gotten her nose stuck inside of one of the birdhouses hanging above.

    "Sweetie Belle, get out of there," said Mario, "I knew a beagle once that did that he ended up smashing the poor birds house trying to get the house off." Sweetie Belle managed to get her nose out without much difficulty as the three ponies finally settled down on the sofa as Fluttershy blew part of her soft pink mane from her face.

    "So, what do you wanna do? Play a game?" Fluttershy offered.

    "I am known for coming up with various mini-games for parties," Mario suggested, "Each one is a good blend of competitiveness and fun."

    "We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" said Scootaloo as she appeared next to Fluttershy.

    "And we want to crusade for our cutie marks!" said Apple Bloom on the other side of Fluttershy.

    "And, and, and, we...um-" Sweetie Belle stuttered as she appeared above Fluttershy, "yeah! What they said!"

    "These girls are the like Rainbow and Twilight," Mario warned based on his experiences with Rarity when she could watch them, "Once they get a goal, nothing will detour it." Fluttershy pondered quietly for a moment.

    "I got an idea," Fluttershy whispered to Mario before speaking to the girls.

    "Mmm, I don't know," said Fluttershy hesitantly, "how about a nice quiet little tea party?"

    "That's you brilliant idea?" Mario asked quietly.

    "Or...we could go adventuring in the Everfree Forest!" Scootaloo suggested.

    "Yeah," said Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle as the three fillies charged for the front door.

    "Oh no! The Everfree Forest is much too dangerous," said Fluttershy, "It's filled with far too many dangerous creatures."

    "But you could go with us," Sweetie Belle suggested, "and we could catch those creatures."

    "I've always wanted to see Mario battle an Everfree Forest creature," said Apple Bloom, "Applejack told me how he faced a Hydra single handedly and won."

    "Heh...I have been working on my fighting abilities..." Mario said modestly.

    "Mario..." Fluttershy warned.

    "What? I'm not implying that we do it," said Mario, "Besides, my skills are for self-defense only. I don't go looking to pick fights with any creature."

    "Unless they make you mad," Fluttershy added smugly.

    "You just had to go there didn't you?" Mario asked annoyed. He could never understand how such a shy and timid pony could be so sassy around him. For the moment, he was the only one she acted that way with.

    Guess it's just a sign our friendship is growing Mario thought, Even Rainbow said she finds it easier to open up to me then the other girls.. Mario didn't have much time to think about it when Sweetie got an idea.

    "Or we could capture them," said Sweetie Belle, "We could be, creature catchers!"

    "YAY! CUTIE MARK CRUSADER CREATURE CATCHERS!" they screamed at the top of their lungs, making Fluttershy lean back and immobilized Mario temporarily again.

    "Indoor voices please," Mario pleaded, feeling woozy again.

    "Sorry," they said quickly before Apple Bloom and Scootaloo grabbed carpet and covered themselves with it.

    "Arrrr! I am a dangerous creature from the Everfree forest! Rrrarrr!" said Scootaloo, trying to sound menacing as Sweetie Belle stood before the creature.

    "Don't worry my princess," said Mario, trying to sound regal and brave, "I'll slay this savage beast and save you!"

    "What are you talking about?" Sweetie Belle retorted, "You're the damsel in distress and I'm saving you!"

    "Wah?!" Mario said stunned as Fluttershy snickered quietly.

    "Halt, dangerous creature of the Everfree Forest," said Sweetie Belle bravely, "I am Sweetie Belle, the creature catcher, and I'm here to catch you!"

    "You can never catch me! I'm far too powerful and dangerous!" said Scootaloo.

    "You cannot run from me!" Sweetie Belle and gave chase.

    "Raaar!" Scootaloo roared as she began to chase Sweetie Belle. Sweetie Belle just giggled. As Scootaloo continued to roar, even she was giggling as well. Mario just chuckled at their fun. Fluttershy was looking rather uneasy. As cute and fun as their chase looked, they were starting to get a little too close to the furniture...and some fragile decor.

    "Um, oh, maybe that's not such a-" Fluttershy tried to warn but noticed that the three fillies weren't listening, "now girls, how about we do some nice coloring? Doh-" Fluttershy flinched as they barely missed knocking something over. Now Mario was concerned.

    "I...think that's enough girls," said Mario, "Coloring would be a good idea! You can try to draw what you think you're cutie marks will look like!" But the girls weren't listening to him either.

    "Come back, dangerous creature, so I can catch you!" said Sweetie Belle.

    "Never!" said Scootaloo as Sweetie Belle jumped on a small side table. Mario could see what would happen next.

    "Careful..." said Fluttershy, "...you don't..."

    CRASH!

    Too late...

    "...break anything..." said Fluttershy wearily as her side table was destroyed and the vase on top of it smashed beyond repair.

    "Sorry, Fluttershy," said Sweetie Belle sadly.

    "Yeah, sorry," said Scootaloo in the same tone.

    "I guess we aren't creature catchers," Apple Bloom added in the same tone. Mario just sighed.

    "Oh, girls, it's okay," said Fluttershy gently, "I-"

    "I know!" Apple Bloom exclaimed, "We could be Cutie Mark Carpenters!"

    "C-carpenters?" Fluttershy stuttered as the three zoomed away and returned with a toolbox.

    "I thought you locked up your tool shed," said Mario under his breath.

    "Those are your tools," said Fluttershy as Mario noticed his cutie mark on the toolbox. Mario face-hoofed himself. He had forgotten he had left it here after repairing her stove earlier that day. While fixing the table was definitely a carpentry job, the girls were dressed as if they were prepared for operate.

    "Hammer!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Hammer," Scootaloo replied as she passed a hammer to Sweetie Belle and then Sweetie Belle gave it to Apple Bloom.

    "Hammer!" said Sweetie Belle.

    "Hammer," Scootaloo replied as she gave Sweetie Belle a hammer.

    "Hammer!" Scootaloo told herself as she grabbed her own.

    "Hammer," she repeated once it was tucked into her mouth. Fluttershy and Mario looked worried until they were knocked off their feet as they heard the loud thumping, clattering, sawing, and even jackhammer sounds of construction. When they had finished, they had completed a very crude wood sculpture.

    "Um...that doesn't look like a table?" said Sweetie Belle.

    "We were making a table?" Scootaloo exclaimed as Mario groaned.

    "I don't what was worse," said Mario to himself, "the fact they tried building for the first time without blueprints or their lack of teamwork trying to built it!"

    "Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery," said Apple Bloom.

    "Finally, something we agree on," Mario muttered.

    "We are definitely not Cutie Mark Carpenters," said Scootaloo.

    "Who wants a picture of a hammer on their flank anyway," Sweetie Belle remarked as Fluttershy pulled the "table" away and left Mario to repair it as she went over to the three fillies.

    "Well, now that we've gotten that out of the way," said Fluttershy, "How about a game?"

    "A game?" Apple Bloom asked puzzled as the three fillies were now seated on the sofa.

    "It's called "Shhh!"," Fluttershy told them as Mario, who had already finished repairing the side table thanks to his speed, was standing nearby.

    "What's that?" said Scootaloo.

    "Well, it's a game about who can be quiet the longest," said Fluttershy, "Sound fun? I'm the world champ, you know."

    "That's true," said Mario, "She holds the Pony's World Record at 9 days, 18 hours, and 35 minutes."

    "Very funny," Fluttershy retorted before turned to the three fillies, "I bet you can't beat me!" Fluttershy gave a light squee before taking a deep breath. The silence lasted no more than about three seconds.

    "I lose!" said Scootaloo as she zipped away.

    "Me too!" Sweetie Belle added before taking off as well.

    "Me three!" said Apple Bloom as she did the same. Fluttershy just sighed as she released her breath as the three fillies began to zoom about again.

    "Okay, now what can we do?" Apple Bloom thought and then got an idea as she rushed inside of Fluttershy's un-lit fireplace, "How about Cutie Mark Coal Miners?"

    "Yeah!" they all said excitedly as once, their faces and bodies covered in chimney soot.

    "No!" Fluttershy and Mario snapped firmly together.

    "Awwww!" The three fillies groaned to themselves.

    "I mean, it's time for bed," said Fluttershy as the three fillies walked passed her, now clean, "don't you think? Aren't you excited to get all toasty and warm in your snuggly wuggly-widdle beds?"

    "Snuggly-wuggly?" said Apple Bloom indignantly, "But we have more crusading to do!"

    "We've got plans!" said Scootaloo.

    "And capes!" said Sweetie Belle.

    "Um, okay, um. Maybe the crusading can wait until morning?" Fluttershy suggested as she guided the fillies up the stairs to the guest bedroom, "When it's light? And...not so dark?" The three fillies were still glum as they gathered around a bed large enough for all three of them to sleep in.

    "How are we gonna find our special talent in our sleep?" Apple Bloom asked.

    "Maybe you'll have a lovely little dream about your special talent," said Fluttershy as she blew out the candle to darken the room. The three fillies climbed into the bed and under the covers.

    "But we're not even tired!" Scootaloo protested.

    "How about I sing you a lullaby?" said Fluttershy as Mario stood next to her.

    "Mm-hmm, yeah!" said the three fillies. Fluttershy cleared her throat.

    [Fluttershy]

    Hush now, quiet now
    It's time to lay your sleepy head
    Hush now, quiet now
    It's time to go to bed

    "Hmm," Mario sighed contently, enjoying Fluttershy's sweet voice.

    "I know this one!" said Sweetie Belle excitedly.

    "Oh how wonderful!" said Fluttershy, "Why don't you sing it with me?" Mario looked worried, especially after he saw Scootaloo and Apple Bloom smile and plug their ears as Sweetie Belle cleared her throat. Then she sang in a very upbeat, over the top voice.

    [Sweetie Belle]

    Hush now! Quiet now!
    It's time to lay your sleepy head!
    Said hush now! Quiet now!
    It's time to go to bed!

    "Okay Sweetie, that was..." Fluttershy tried to comment, but Sweetie wasn't going to stop

    [Sweetie Belle]

    Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
    Exciting day behind you!
    Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
    Let the joy of dream land find you!

    "Thank you Sweetie, um..." said Fluttershy, trying to get Sweetie Belle to stop.

    [Sweetie Belle]

    Hush now! Quiet now!
    Lay your sleepy head!
    Said hush now! Quiet now!
    It's time to do to
    bed!

    Ow!

    Sweetie sang so loudly that the entire house shook, knocking items off the wall shelves, and many of the animals, including some of the chickens outside, we're startled by the noise. Sweetie Belle's singing certainly wasn't bad, at least according to Mario, but that felt more like a Gospel performance rather than a sleepy time lullaby.

    Even after it seemed that the three fillies had fallen asleep, the chickens were still clucking and flapping about frantically.

    "What was that?" said Scootaloo as she and the rest of the fillies woke up. Fluttershy and Mario had barely finished putting back all the things that had fallen from the shelves thanks to Sweetie Belle's solo when they noticed the bed was empty. Fluttershy gasped as she saw them already outside the house and in her backyard.

    "Girls!" Fluttershy exclaimed from upstairs.

    "Fluttershy, your chickens are on the loose!" Apple Bloom told her.

    "I wonder what could have caused that," Sweetie Belle pondered to herself as Scootaloo and Apple Bloom just gave her both dirty looks.

    "Don't worry, Fluttershy," said Scootaloo, "the Cutie Mark Crusaders will handle this!"

    "Cutie Mark Crusader chicken herders! Yay!" they said loudly, but not as loudly as before as they zipped away with a rush of air and soon chickens were clucking about as the three fillies gave chase.

    "No, I don't think that's a-" But Fluttershy was too late as the girls were already on their way towards the chicken coop. Mario ushered her downstairs and out of the house so they could put a stop to the trouble.

    "-ah, come back, please!" Fluttershy pleaded as the chickens continued to cluck as the three fillies were giggling as they gave chase.

    "Come on, girls, the chickens are fine-oh, girls, um," Fluttershy protested, but then her patience hit her limit.

    "Girls!" Fluttershy said sternly and loud enough to make them stop running about. Mario then stomped his hoof sternly as the three girls stood side by side next to him, not saying another word. Fluttershy went to settle the frazzled chickens as she clucked to make them settle down. All but three chickens would enter their hut.

    "Come on, in you go," said Fluttershy, but the chickens ignored her. Fluttershy, who had had enough of being ignored, gave her chickens ...the Stare. Eerie music could be heard as the chicken froze in place a bit. Even the three fillies were in awe as Fluttershy's Stare made the chickens walk backwards side by side into their coop.

    "If you think that's scary," Mario told them, "you could be the one being "stared" at if you don't settle down and behave." The fillies just said nothing.

    "There's some good chickens," said Fluttershy before turning to the other fillies, "Okay, you three. Isn't it about time you got to bed?"

    "But-"

    "Please?" said Fluttershy, nearly pleading. Mario tried decided to speak.

    "You know," said Mario quietly but firmly, "You three always tell me how much you hate it when ponies don't listen to you. Yet that's all you've been doing to me and Fluttershy all night. If you want ponies to listen to you, you gotta show that same respect to others. You'll have plenty of time to crusade in the morning and if you listen to us, we can help you guys get closer to your cutie marks. But for now, please get to bed now." The three fillies nodded as they slowly headed inside. Fluttershy tucked them all back into the bed.

    "So no more crusading for tonight, all right?" said Fluttershy.

    "Please stay in the bedroom unless you need something and keep quiet," Mario added as well.

    "Yes, Fluttershy and Mario!" said Scootaloo.

    "We promise, Fluttershy and Mario!" said Sweetie Belle.

    "Good night, Fluttershy and Mario!" said Apple Bloom. The three fillies then closed their eyes to sleep as Fluttershy and Mario left the bedroom. Mario couldn't help but sneak a skeptical glance at the three fillies. He knew fake sleeping eyes by now.

    Just hope they listened to my part at least Mario pondered at least as the two ponies made their way downstairs. Once the three fillies could hear no more hoof steps, they each opened a single eye before sitting up together in the bed.

    "Okay, so what kind of crusading do we do next?" Sweetie Belle asked.

    "There's not much we can do from this room..." Apple Bloom pondered, "unless we become Cutie Mark Crusader cottage cleaners."

    "N-no, thanks," said Sweetie Belle, not liking the idea at all.

    "Well, we have to think of somethin'," said Apple Bloom, "We can't just waste this opportunity to find out what our special talents are."

    "I don't know," said Sweetie Belle, "Mario seems pretty upset earlier with us..."

    "Oh you just don't want to disappoint your boyfriend," Scootaloo teased.

    "Hey, at least I have one!" Sweetie Belle retorted indignantly.

    "Yuck! I don't want none of that mushy stuff!" Scootaloo retorted, showing her age.

    "Hey girls! Look!" said Apple Bloom as she stood outside their window. Part of the wired fence was broken and there were chicken footprints leading away from the coop, "Some of the chickens may have escaped!"

    "Into the forest!" Sweetie Belle added as she saw the trail of chicken feet prints heading in that area.

    "Cutie Mark Crusaders chicken rescuers are go!" they whispered to each other. They slowly made their way downstairs and into the living room. By now, Mario had returned home and Fluttershy was just reclining peacefully on her sofa, feeling very pleased with herself.

    "It really wasn't that hard," said Fluttershy to herself with a sigh as her eyes were half-closed. As she spoke, the three fillies snuck past her and out the back door, "Nothing's gonna get past Fluttershy! Good with animals, good with kids. And Mario was so worried when he left. Well it seems he had nothing to worry about." Outside, the three fillies were quietly galloping towards the Everfree Forest. They had also donned their capes before heading out. As they pasted a particular wooden post, Scootaloo's cape got caught. While she managed to break free, her cape tore in the process.

    "Wait up!" Scootaloo whispered loudly and went to catch up with the other fillies. Meanwhile, Fluttershy had fallen asleep on her sofa.

    "Mmm, peace and quiet," said Fluttershy, but then she realized that wasn't a good thing, "Too quiet." Fluttershy rushed upstairs to find the quest bed empty. She then looked outside and found the broken fence and chicken feet prints. She rushed outside and headed towards her chicken coop.

    "Girls? Girls?" Fluttershy called out as she peaked inside the coop. That was when she noticed one of her chicken nests were empty, "Elizabeak! She's missing! Girls?" Fluttershy then followed the feet prints and noticed the were some hoof prints next to it and the torn piece of Scootaloo's cape.

    "Oh no!" she exclaimed, "They must have gone looking for my missing chicken! Which means...they must have gone into..." Fluttershy gasped and then gulped, "...The Everfree Forest!"

    Several minutes later, Fluttershy was pacing back and forth. Before leaving, Mario had given Fluttershy a new item he had created: a magic pipe. By dropping it onto the ground, Fluttershy could summon Mario from anywhere in Equestria. Of course Mario did take too kindly to being dumped out of his warm bed and landing on his stomach as he popped out of the pipe. But his irritation turned into concern right away once Fluttershy told him what had happened.

    "Those girls have really done it this time!" said Fluttershy to Mario, "They've really bitten off more than they could chew! Oh, just like me! I never should have offered to watch them."

    "We all make mistakes Fluttershy," said Mario, patting her shoulder, "I should have put my hoof down a little more with them too. I just didn't want to be labeled as the bossy foal-sitter and more like the cool, fun loving foal-sitter. I should have stepped in more."

    "You were only respecting my decision to handle thing on my own," said Fluttershy, "I was the one who told you to step back when I really needed you to intervene."

    "Well, we can both admit we were way over our heads," said Mario, "but we can deal with that later. Right now we need to find those three fillies before they really get into trouble."

    "Right," said Fluttershy as she looked determined at the forest, took a deep breath and they made their way down the path.

    Meanwhile, the three fillies were hot on the trail of the renegade chicken. Apple Bloom was trying to call out to it.

    "Here, chick-chick-chick-chick-chick!" Apple Bloom called out, "Brawk, bawk-bawk-bawk, brawk!"

    "What are you doing?" Scootaloo asked in annoyance.

    "Callin' for the chicken!" said Apple Bloom.

    "That's not how to call a chicken," Scootaloo protested.

    "Oh, and you know how to call a chicken?" Apple Bloom asked indignantly.

    "I know that's not the way," said Scootaloo in the same tone.

    "Then show me," Apple Bloom said in annoyance.

    "I don't have to show you!" Scootaloo retorted.

    "You're just a chicken!" Apple Bloom shot back.

    "Am not!" Scootaloo protested.

    "Oh wait, now I know how to call a chicken!" said Apple Bloom, "Scootaloo! Scoot-scootalooooo!" That was when they passed a dark hole that had some creepy looking eyes staring at them, but neither filly noticed them.

    "That's so funny I forgot to laugh," said Scootaloo sarcastically.

    "You also forgot how to call a chicken," Apple Bloom pointed out.

    "Why, you..." Scootaloo snarled as Apple Bloom gave the pegasus filly a raspberry.

    "Come on, guys," said Sweetie Belle, "we're not gonna find the chicken or are cutie marks by arguing." Little did Sweetie Belle know that the wind made a tree branch that looked like a giant claw lean towards her as if to grab her, but she was so focused on making her two friends stop fighting that she never saw it.

    "Maybe that's our special talent," Apple Bloom suggested, "Arguin'!"

    "Is not!" said Scootaloo.

    "Is too!" Apple Bloom protested.

    "Is not!"

    "Is too! Anything yet?"

    Scootaloo checked her flank but there was nothing.

    "Nope," Scootaloo answered.

    "Darn," said Apple Bloom. They two just looked at each other and began to giggle to each other. An ominous wind continued to blow though their pathway as the three fillies continued their search.

    "Heeeere, chick-chick-chick-chick," Apple Bloom continued to chant, "baaawk, bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk, b-baaaaawk!"

    As for Fluttershy and Mario, they were soon gaining some ground as they continued to venture cautiously through the forest. While Mario was able to put on a brave face, Fluttershy was finding it hard to do so.

    "Girls?" Fluttershy whispered and gulped, "Girls?" Fluttershy suddenly thought she heard something and gave a light squeak. Mario hugged her gently.

    "You're okay, Fluttershy," he told her gently, "Big brother's here." Fluttershy shook her head.

    "He's right," said Fluttershy and began to pep talk to herself, "Oh! Get a hold of yourself, Fluttershy. Mario's here for you. Just put one hoof in front of the other." Just then Fluttershy stepped on a twig.

    "Ahh! What was that?" said Fluttershy startled as she backed away nervously. She backed away so quickly that she backed right into a tree. Fluttershy screamed and zipped away in a rush of air.

    "Calm down, it's just...UGH!" Mario tried to stop her, but Fluttershy just ran him over, flattening him. Mario didn't stay flat for long before he un-flattened himself and went after her, both their hooves clattering as Mario caught up with her. He was about to wrap a hoof around the yellow Pegasus to slow her down when he and Fluttershy noticed something in the distance.

    "Twilight? I-Is that you?" said Fluttershy.

    "Is it!" said Mario happily and called out, "Twily!"

    "Oh, Twilight, it is you," Fluttershy said excitedly, "Thank goodness you're here. I need your help. The girls are out here somewhere, and I'm afraid that they're..."

    "GASP!" Fluttershy and Mario exclaimed in shock. As the moon crawled out from behind a cloud, they saw that Twilight was colored grey all over and completely frozen.

    "Oh! What happened to you?" Fluttershy asked, placing a hoof on Twilight, only for her to tumble over to the side. Mario just looked in shock. He could see what had happened to her and lowered his head as he sat next to her.

    "Oh, no!" said Fluttershy, "If you've been turned to stone, it must mean-oh!" Fluttershy realized a horrible truth, "Oh no, the girls! Don't move. I'll be back for you. Girls!" Fluttershy then ran off when she realized that someone was missing. Fluttershy turned around and saw Mario still sitting before the petrified Twilight.

    "Mario, we need to hurry and find the...girls..." Fluttershy lifted his head. An pained look was across his face as hot tears were pouring from his eyes.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mario screamed.

    "Mario, please calm down, there's no time..."

    "I should've gone with her!" Mario croaked, "I could have prevented this. I...I never got to tell her..."

    "Mario, listen to me," said Fluttershy, tilting his chin so they were making eye contact, "Twilight won't stay this way forever. This can be fixed, but there are three fillies who we need to save before the cockatrice gets them too."

    "A...cockatrice?" Mario asked puzzled.

    "I'll explain on the way," said Fluttershy, "Now come on." Mario just nodded as he wiped his eyes and leaned to Twilight's ear.

    "I will come back and save you. I promise," he told her, kissing her cheek and the two ponies were on their way. As for the three fillies, Scootaloo and Apple Bloom were still fighting.

    "Is not!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Is too!" Scootaloo shot back.

    "Is not!"

    "Is too!"

    "Girls!" Sweetie Belle snapped, "Our special talent is not arguing. Besides, what would the cutie mark of somepony whose talent is arguing even look like?" Sweetie Belle then bumped something in front of her and saw a very familiar pony, giving her a stern glare.

    "You're better off guessing the cutie mark of three disobedient little fillies," said Mario sternly. His red eyes, due to crying, made him look angrier than he really was.

    "Uh-oh," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Girls? Girls?" said someone from above. The three fillies looked up and saw Fluttershy flying from above.

    "Fluttershy?" Sweetie Belle called out as the yellow Pegasus landed next to Mario.

    "Girls! Thank goodness we found you!" Fluttershy said with relief.

    "Fluttershy, what-" Apple Bloom tried to ask.

    "Girls, we have to leave the forest at once!" Fluttershy told them, cutting off Apple Bloom as she made them back up a few steps.

    "But...we haven't found the chicken yet!" Sweetie Belle protested.

    "There's no time for that," said Fluttershy, "There's a cockatrice on the loose!"

    "A cocka-what now?" Apple Bloom asked confused.

    "A cockatrice!" said Fluttershy, "It's a frightening creature with the head of a chicken and the body of a snake. Now come on!"

    "The head of a chicken and the body of a snake?" said Scootaloo, as they began to walk away from Fluttershy, "that doesn't sound scary, that's sounds silly."

    "Oh the joys of being innocent," Mario muttered with an irritated eye roll.

    "Why, if I ever saw one of them cockathingies face-to-face," said Apple Bloom, "I laugh at how silly it was!"

    "And end up being a statue in the Apple fields," Mario remarked but Fluttershy shushed him. She wanted to tell them about the danger herself.

    "No! Never look one in the eye!" said Fluttershy as the landed in front of them.

    "If you look a cockatrice in the eye-" Fluttershy tried to warn just as the chicken walked by.

    "The chicken!" Apple Bloom shouted as they went after it.

    "Girls! Wait!" Fluttershy and Mario shouted as the three girls raced ahead.

    "Here, chick-chick-chick-chick-chick!" the three fillies called out as they gave chase and heard the chicken clucking again. Then they heard a loud growl as well before a chicken head popped out of another bush.

    "There he is!" said Sweetie Belle, not even realizing the chicken was a she. The chicken jumped and disappeared when Scootaloo saw another chicken head in the bushes.

    "Two chickens?" said Scootaloo.

    "I thought only one escaped!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Only one did," said Mario, "That second is..."

    "Grab them both!"

    "GIRLS NO! NO!" Mario yelled. The chicken continued clucking as the bush rustled some more. And the cockatrice revealed itself, giving a loud roar and a squawk. The poor chicken stared clucking loudly as it raced about in circles until the cockatrice landed and gave it a red eyed stare. This turned the chicken into a statue in seconds before it landed head first into the soft soil beneath it. The three fillies trembled a bit before...

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" they screamed as they ran away from the creature, still screaming as they ran right through a bush. Then Scootaloo tripped over a small rock, knocking them all over. They then gasped when they saw the stone Twilight as a slimy snail crawled across her face.

    "See?" said Fluttershy, "Now we have to-"

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" the three fillies screamed again, this time scattering as they continued to scream and panic.

    "Girls, please," said Fluttershy as she tried to get the girls to calm down, "Girls-now listen to me, I-please!" Mario gritted his teeth.

    "EVERYPONY!" he shouted loudly and then blew a loud "TOOT-TOOT" with his horn. This made the three girls stop screaming and running about. It was just than the cockatrice arrived, looking to attack.

    "Girls! Behind me, now!" Fluttershy ordered and the three fillies obeyed. Mario narrowed his eyes as he approached the creature.

    "Hey, chicken head!" Mario barked, "I've got a score to settle with you!" Mario then used his magic to make a blindfold appear over his eyes. The cockatrice growled at him, charging at Mario. Mario just stayed still before he felt the creature rush immediately towards his blindfold as he tilted his head to avoid it.

    "So that's how you wanna play?" said Mario, "Well get a load of this!" The cockatrice went for another charge, but Mario jumped into the air as the cockatrice tried to snag his blindfold again. The creature looked puzzled as it stopped charging. Then it was taken by surprise as Mario stomped his head his hind legs, spin into the air, and stomped his head again before making a perfect landing on the ground.

    "Whoa!" said Scootaloo, "how did he do that?"

    "He's using his other senses to defend himself," said Apple Bloom, "Applejack told me that by blocking one of your five senses, the other four become stronger." The cockatrice was slightly dazed and then squawked again at Mario. It then noticed the four girls nearby and took off after them instead.

    "Get back here! I'm not done with you!" said Mario as he lifted his blindfold to go after it, but then he stopped, taking a longer path so he arrived behind Fluttershy. Why? Because right when the cockatrice started squawking and roaring at the girls, Fluttershy narrowed her brow. Mario knew what was coming next and he was not gonna get caught in the crossfire again.

    "You!" Fluttershy said sternly, "Just who do you think you are, going around and turning others into stone?" The cockatrice looked stunned but then narrowed it red eyes at her.

    "You should be ashamed of yourself," Fluttershy continued, making eye contact with it despite knowing that it was causing her back legs and tail to become stone, "I have a mind to find your mother and tell her what you've been up to, young man." How Fluttershy knew the cockatrice was a boy was anyone's guess. The cockatrice was now sweating but still tried to intensify its stare to speed up the stone making process. Mario and the girls grew more worried as Fluttershy's back half was already turned to stone.

    "Now you go over there, and turn Elizabeak and my friend Twilight back to normal," Fluttershy instructed firmly, her Stare now at full power, "and don't ever let me catch you doing this again. Do you understand me?" By now the cockatrice knew it was out-matched and with a crack and small explosion, Fluttershy's back half was returned to normal. The cockatrice just ran off squawking as the three fillies and Mario watched it disappear.

    "That was too close," said Mario with relief, "Nice job there Little sis. That was very brave of you...not to mention very risky." Fluttershy just smiled as she looked at the three fillies.

    "Are you girls all right?" she asked, "I was so worried!"

    "Yeah, fine!" said Scootaloo.

    "Thanks to that stare of yours," Sweetie Belle added.

    "You're like the queen of stares," said Scootaloo as she stood before Fluttershy, "You're the-"

    "Stare Master!" said the three fillies together.

    "We're sorry we snuck out of the house and into the forest," said Sweetie Belle sadly.

    "Yeah," Apple Bloom add with relief, "Mario is right. If we want ponies to listen to us, we need to listen to grown-ups like you. We'll listen to you both from now on."

    "We promise," Scootaloo added.

    "Oh you do, do you?" said Fluttershy with smirk, "Well, you better, or I'll give you...the Stare!" Fluttershy looked at them with a bulging eye, making Apple Bloom and Scootaloo flinch while Sweetie Belle looked away. Fluttershy giggled and soon they were too. In the background the cockatrice was flying away when a familiar purple pony wobbled over to them.

    "What...what happened?" she asked wearily. This was then followed by the squawking of the chicken, who had also been restored and its head still stuck in the ground. Mario rushed over to Twilight.

    "Twilight! You're okay!" said Mario happily as he hugged her.

    "Mario, I said I would be okay," said Twilight as she pushed him off.

    "Are you aware of the fact it's already late at night?" Mario asked her, "It doesn't take that long to get tea." Twilight looked up, rather surprised until she gave Mario a glare.

    "I do now," Twilight answered, "and for some strange reason I remember you kissing me." Mario just went agape as his cheeks turned bright pink.

    "I...I...uhh...I..." Mario stuttered.

    "Mario was just saying he missed you," said Fluttershy, "you two are such close friends after all." Fluttershy gave Mario a discreet wink. Twilight just rolled her eyes, shrugged her shoulders. She didn't think much else of it so Mario felt it best to drop the subject for now.

    It wasn't until next morning that Fluttershy began to explain everything to Twilight over some tea as the three fillies were just giggling and playing in the yard (and staying away from any of the animal homes). While Mario was hesitant to be there after last night, Twilight seemed to have forgotten about the kiss, even after Fluttershy mentioned how worried he was when they found her turned to stone. Twilight was too busy writing what had happened in a letter for Princess Celestia.

    "And that's when it brought you back from stone," Fluttershy finished as Twilight wrote her letter.

    "This is gonna make quite a letter to the princess," said Twilight, "I was wrong about you and Mario. You two certainly know how to handle those girls."

    "Oh, I wouldn't go that far," said Fluttershy.

    "Hmm? How so?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "I assumed that I'd be just as good with kids as I am with animals," said Fluttershy, "Boy was I wrong. I learned the hard away not to bite off more than I could chew." Mario nodded in agreement.

    "You, Mario, and Rarity," Twilight added as she saw a familiar marshmallow pony walking up, "Good Morning Rarity."

    "Did you finish all those capes?" Fluttershy asked curiously.

    "Just delivered them," said Rarity with a sigh, "I have to admit, if you had not come along, I might not have. Thanks again you two."

    "Won't you stay for some tea?" Fluttershy asked, "Mario brewed it and its quite delicious."

    "I really must get back to the shop and clean up," said Rarity, "Girls! Get your things! Time to go!" The three fillies just continued playing, giggling, and calling out to each other.

    "Girls! Time to-Girls! Your things! Girls! Time to-Girls!" Rarity gave a loud groan in frustration as the three fillies continued to ignore her. Mario and Fluttershy exchanged smiles as they stood beside Rarity.

    "Allow me," said Fluttershy as she cleared her throat and spoke in a clear, but soft tone, "Girls?" The three girls stopped what they were doing and lined up in front of her and Mario.

    "Yes, Fluttershy," Apple Bloom answered.

    "You called?" Scootaloo asked.

    "Go and get your things," Fluttershy instructed, "Rarity is here to see you home."

    "Of course, Fluttershy, right away!" said Sweetie Belle as the three girls zoomed inside. Rarity was agape.

    "Ah, huh, ah, how did you..." Rarity stuttered, "How did you do that?"

    "I guess I'm just as good with kids as I am with animals," said Fluttershy, giving a wink as she and Mario shared a discreet hoof bump.

    "Thank you, Fluttershy! Mario! Bye! Thank you, Stare Master!" the three fillies said at once as they made their exit.

    "Ah, uh, speaking of which," said Rarity once the three fillies were gone, "I could use your help with Opal."

    "Of course," said Fluttershy, "How about later today?" Then she and Mario flinched as they heard an angry yowl.

    "How about now?" Rarity strained as tears pricked her eyes. Opal had apparently clawed herself into the right side of Rarity's flank. The cat gave another angry yowl as Fluttershy, Twilight, and Mario just giggled to each other.

    Looks like everything turned out alright in the end.

    "Oh Mario," said Twilight in an overly sweet tone.

    I take that back...Mario wasn't in the clear just yet...

    "Yeah?" Mario asked slowly.

    "You still never answered my question," said Twilight in the same tone before giving him a stern look, "Why did you kiss me?"

    "I..."

    "Mario, could you please go to the market and pick up some extra carrots for me?" Fluttershy offered quickly, "right now please?"

    "Oh no, you're not..."

    "Sure thing, see ya!" said Mario quickly, cutting off Twilight and rushing off at high speed.

    "You can't run away from me forever!" Twilight yelled as Mario disappeared into the horizon.

    He knew Twilight was right, but he just wasn't ready to tell her truth just yet.

    When will Mario tell Twilight the truth? You'll have to read and find out...

    Peace Pony Fans!

    19. The Show Stoppers

    The Show Stoppers

    Pony's Log Number 118: Ahh to be young again...the innocence, the carefree days, the big dreams...the absolute cluelessness! Mommia mia...

    Somewhere on Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack began to lead the Cutie Mark Crusaders down a particular path towards something that she believed would be something special. However, only the orange pony knew what it was and had asked the three fillies to follow her.

    "Where are you takin' us?" Apple Bloom asked curiously as well as puzzled.

    "We're almost there, young'uns," Applejack called out ahead of the group as the three fillies followed her in single file. Applejack then pushed a large branch aside as she went by, Apple Bloom did the same, but pushed the branch away so hard that it smacked Scootaloo right in the face.

    "Ouch!" Scootaloo groaned.

    "Oh. Sorry," said Apple Bloom as she moved the branch out of the way and getting a good view of Scootaloo's annoyed face.

    "Are we there yet?" the young Pegasus asked impatiently as they continued on their way.

    "There? Where? What?" Sweetie Belle as she passed by the branch, somehow left completely clueless to what was going on, "I don't even know what we're doing!" It wasn't much longer before they arrived at nearby tree that had a very run down little house on its branches and a ramp leading to its entrance that was in the same condition.

    "Here we are!" said Applejack excitedly as she looked at the tree house happily. The three fillies didn't see what was so exciting. To them, they just saw a rundown wreck.

    "What are we lookin' at?" said Apple Bloom, not getting what they should be excited about.

    "I have no idea," Scootaloo answered in annoyance. For her, this was not worth getting smacked in the face for.

    "What is that thing?" Sweetie Belle asked. While she could tell it looked like a house, she wasn't sure if you could call it one.

    "Cutie Mark Crusaders, welcome to your new clubhouse," Applejack presented to them. She had expected them to be excited but instead just got a cold unamused silence.

    "Well, don't all thank me at once," said Applejack sarcastically as she approached the tree house and the three fillies soon followed her up the ramp.

    "This was my clubhouse when I was your age," Applejack told them as she made her way towards the old balcony, "Sure, it hasn't been used in a while, but it's empty and on a secluded, private part of the farm. And it's all yours. It just needs a little, uhh...TLC."

    "TLC as in Tender Loving Care," said Scootaloo curiously before adding sarcastically, "or Totally Lost Cause."

    "Applejack!" said Apple Bloom, "We're supposed to turn this into our new clubhouse?"

    "Well," said Applejack, "maybe y'all will get your cutie marks when you discover your talent for...waaah!"

    CRASH!

    Applejack had just learned a fore-hoof into the side of the wall, when it collapsed and she tumbled inside, her stenson hat the only thing that hadn't fallen inside.

    "Uh...house cleanin'?" Applejack finished woozily. The three fillies just looked at each other, knowing this was going to be a challenge to fix.

    (theme song)

    Apple Bloom continued to survey the wreck that was now their wreck as she continued to jot down what she might need for repairs. Sweetie Belle just watched quietly, though she was getting rather bored waiting. Scootaloo had taken off to do something for the time being.

    "Okay, so we need plenty of wood, hammers, nails, etc...and some paint," said Apple Bloom to Sweetie Belle as she showed her the list.

    "It's gonna take us all day to get that stuff!" said Sweetie Belle.

    "Most of it is back at the barn," said Apple Bloom, "the problem is gettin' everything we need from there ta here." It was just then a familiar pony zoomed by and Sweetie Belle gasped.

    "Oh Mario!" Sweetie Belle called out in a sweet tone. Not even a second later, Mario had returned and stopped before the two fillies.

    "You called Sweetie Belle," said Mario giving a smile that made the little filly giggle.

    "We need to gather some stuff so we can fix up this ol' clubhouse," said Apple Bloom, "Can you give us a hoof?"

    "Sure thing," said Mario, "Umm..."

    "I already wrote down what we need and I actually have another paper of what I want to do," said Apple Bloom, showing a second paper with some very precise drawings featuring her projects for their clubhouse. Mario was impressed.

    "Well, in that case," said Mario, "you girls wait here. I'll go bring over what you need. Just make sure you put it away what you don't use when you're finished alright?"

    "Okay," they said together as Mario took off at high speed.

    "Isn't he amazing?" Sweetie Belle cooed and Apple Bloom just rolled her eyes. The yellow filly did like Mario alot too, but she wouldn't go so far as to gush over him though. Sweetie Belle didn't even have to complain about what was taking so long as Mario arrived right away with everything Apple Bloom requested in a train of freight cars. Once everything was unloaded, the two fillies said thank you and sent Mario on his way. He did offer to help, but they insisted they could manage on their own. Despite their attempt with rebuilding a side table, Mario was going to trust that Apple Bloom was more prepared this time around.

    Meanwhile, Scootaloo was busy drawing up a map as some birds were chirping from above. She carefully finished a rough sketch of what appeared to be the Library and Twilight's home. She nodded to herself as she rolled up her map. It should be noted that she was also wearing a helmet as she hopped onto a special scooter that was very dear to her. Flapping her small Pegasus wings, she revved herself up and took off at high speed. As she made her way past pony after pony, she notices a wooden board that is set up like a ramp. Scootaloo makes a determined smirk as she rides up the ramp and launches herself into the air. Ponies gasped as Scootaloo literally goes into the air and makes a smooth landing on the other side. As she continues her pace, Granny Smith was using her walker when Scootaloo zoomed by, startling Granny Smith as the elderly mare spun around.

    "Soup's on!" Granny Smith yelled as Scootaloo zoomed away out of town and down the path to Sweet Apple Acres. Suddenly, a branch that was too low for her to duck under appeared and some birds were chirping on it. Scootaloo just smiled. In slow motion, Scootaloo made a good two yard jump off her scooter, clearing the branch as her scooter went under without a problem before landing back on and continued to move forward.

    "You're not the only high-speed, high-jumping pony, Mario," said Scootaloo to herself as she made her way back towards the clubhouse. Apple Bloom was busy putting the last coat of paint on the ramp when she saw Scootaloo coming at her. Apple Bloom flinched since Scootaloo was moving so fast and feared being run over. However, Scootaloo was in full control and brought her scooter to a complete stop just beside the yellow filly.

    "Whoa!" said Apple Bloom impressed, "Hi, Scootaloo! Back already? You're amazing on that scooter. You should totally race Mario!"

    "Thanks!" said Scootaloo and then noticed their clubhouse, "Wow, Apple Bloom! You did all of this?" Apple Bloom apparently was more skilled in carpentry than she had shown back at that sleepover at Fluttershy's cottage. The clubhouse looked like it was brand new.

    "Yep!" said Apple Bloom, "I fixed the broken shutters, sanded off the splinters, rebuilt the roof, painted..."

    "That's so cool," said Scootaloo, "What's Sweetie Belle up to?" Apparently, the little marshmallow filly wasn't really much help with construction and had just gone off on her own. She was currently just using her tail to sweep a lone picnic table and the surrounding area.

    [Sweetie Belle]

    We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders... She just continued to hum the rest to herself for a bit.
    ...Never stop the journey...She hummed some more.

    "There you are, Sweetie Belle," said Apple Bloom as she and Scootaloo came out of some bushes nearby, "I told you we could find her by following her totally awesome voice."

    "What's that sweet tune you're singing?" Scootaloo asked.

    "Oh, I was just working on our new Cutie Mark Crusader's theme song," Sweetie Belle replied.

    "Cool!" Apple Bloom and Scootaloo said together.

    "Teach us?" Scootaloo asked.

    "Well, I've only come up with one part," said Sweetie Belle, "but okay!" The three fillies were soon settled into their new clubhouse as Sweetie Belle began teaching them the lyrics to their theme song. Applejack had just arrived to check up on them with Mario right behind her. The orange pony had wasted no time asking for his help with the farm chores when she saw him collecting materials for Apple Bloom.

    [Sweetie Belle]

    They all say you will get your mark
    When the time is really right

    [Apple Bloom]

    And you know just what you're supposed to do

    [Scootaloo] (loud and off key) Making Applejack and Mario flinch.

    And your talent comes to light

    "Well, uh...I'll be, Cutie Mark Crusaders," said Applejack from outside the clubhouse window, "You've done a fine job with this place."

    "Guess Apple Bloom has some skills in carpentry," said Mario, "I'm eager to see what else she could build." Applejack smiled in agreement.

    "So, what's next?" Applejack asked the three fillies.

    "Well, now that we have a real life clubhouse..." Apple Bloom began.

    "...and a map of Ponyville..." Scootaloo added, showing her the map she had drawn earlier.

    "...And a Cutie Mark Crusader theme song..." said Sweetie Belle.

    "Theme song?" said Applejack surprised.

    "Didn't know you could come up with songs, Sweetie Belle," said Mario impressed.

    "Well...it's no big deal..." said Sweetie Belle, blushing at the attention Mario was giving her, "I...well...could come up with a theme song for you?"

    "Really?" said Mario, clearly interested with what she could come up with.

    "Later Sweetie Belle," said Scootaloo, "This isn't "impress your boyfriend" time, it's "Cutie Mark Crusading" time." Sweetie Belle glared as Applejack shot a skeptical look towards Mario.

    "Boyfriend?" Applejack said to Mario in a deadpan tone.

    "We're just good friends is all," said Mario, "and she knows that. But like with Pinkie, I can't control the fact Sweetie Belle likes me." Applejack chuckled to herself.

    "Anyways," said Apple Bloom, "We're gonna go out in the world and discover our talents."

    "A new adventure!" Scootaloo said boldly.

    "And earn our cutie marks," Sweetie Belle added excitedly.

    "We'll leave no stone unturned!" Apple Bloom declared.

    "No mountain unclimbed!" Scootaloo added in the same tone.

    "No meal uncooked!" said Sweetie Belle with determination.

    "No sock unworn!" Apple Bloom added.

    "Well, okay then!" said Applejack, leaning back from all the declaration and determination, "Sounds like you have a plan. I gotta, uhh...leave no apple unpicked! See y'all later. Come on, Mario!"

    "Ponies wear socks?" Mario remarked innocently as he followed Applejack downstairs. Applejack glared as Mario chuckled to himself before they headed back towards the Apple orchard.

    "Are we ready to get our cutie marks, ponies?" Scootaloo asked as Applejack and Mario disappeared.

    "Ready!" said the three fillies together. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were ready for action.

    The first attempt involved them trying to be pig feeders. They worked together to load up the slop for the pigs to eat. Then Sweetie Belle rang the dinner bell. Just as they had opened the sliding barn door, the three fillies were overrun by dirty, muddy pigs. Sweetie Belle hadn't even gotten back on her hooves before a lone pig began to lick her cheek. Once they checked their flanks, which were still blank, they crossed Sweet Apple Acres off the map, and moved on to something else.

    The second attempt brought them to Sugarcube Corner. Gathered around a large mixing bowl that was used for taffy making. They dump package after package of baking ingredients into it. It should be noticed that the packaging paper hadn't been removed either when they turned the mixer on. Things seems alright at first, but then the large beater caught Scootaloo's tail. The young filly tried to pull her tail out. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle tried to give her hoof but all three were sucked into the mixer and were now being mixed into the rainbow colored concoction. Fortunately, they weren't hurt, but they walked out of Sugarcube Corner stuck together, sticky fur, manes, and tails, and covered in torn up scrapes of packaging. They checked their flanks again. Once again, still blank. They cross off Sugarcube Corner and moved on to the next idea.

    Their next task was setting up their own beauty parlor in the main area of the Carousel Boutique. Apple Bloom rang a bell to attract customers. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were busy helping their first customer relax as they tried to create their own mane dying mixture. The poor pony, whose name was Vera, left crying like a baby with a multicolored afro on her head. Yet all the three fillies cared about was checking their flanks again, which were still empty, and move on to something else.

    Next came something a bit more subtle as they sat somewhere outside of town. They set up a special two sided stand. One side had some buttons with shapes on it. The other side had a collections of cards. Apple Bloom was on the side with the button selection panel while Sweetie Belle had a deck of cards. Sweetie Belle picked a card with a heart. Apple bloom thought for a moment before guessing a yellow circle. Sweetie Belle shook her head to tell Apple Bloom she was incorrect. Next with a blue star, Apple Bloom made another selection and both Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo shook their head. The next card had green clover. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo both gasped as Apple Bloom was sweating hard, trying to figure out what the card could be. She ended up hitting all six buttons at once. The result was a collection of cards shooting out and smacking both Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo on the face. The two fillies glared at Apple Bloom, who was already checking her flank. Still blank and the same was said for Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. They crossed out the outskirts/park and move on.

    Their next endeavor involved them doing some high mountain climbing through some snowy weather. Tied together with a rope, Apple Bloom took the lead and reached the top of the mountain peak first. Scootaloo was next as she wobbled up, The two worked together to pull Sweetie Belle to the top. Just as the young unicorn got to the top, she knocked the others off the tip, causing them all the tumble down the mountain. This would have been fatal...if the mountain they were climbing on wasn't only a few feet tall and sitting on a giant tree stump that was even taller than the "mountain" itself. The snow storm was just a single snow cloud. With their flanks still blank, they crossed out mountain climbing.

    Next, they tried doing some deep sea swimming. Or deep lake diving to be more precise. With some flippers and snorkel masks equipped, the three fillies began to swim about casually. But then they were forced to swim away at high speed when a giant squid started swimming after them.

    Wait...a squid...in a lake? Don't ask...

    With that idea crossed out, the three fillies finally made their way towards the library. Twilight and Miss Cheerilee were making their way inside. Twilight was the first to enter the library when she gasped.

    "I had nothing to do with this," said Spike as he crossed his arms indignantly.

    "What is going on here?" Twilight asked as she saw the three fillies in a large pile of books.

    "Hmm...Well, we sure aren't gettin' our cutie marks for bein' librarians," said Apple Bloom as she closed another book.

    "Huh. I should think not," said Spike, earning a few glares, "What?"

    "Moo-moot mmmmphing!" said a muffled voice from under the books.

    "Wait...where's Mario?" Sweetie Belle asked.

    "Mmmmwn...mmmmere!" the muffled voice said again. Scootaloo began to dig through the books a bit and Mario popped his head out of the pile.

    "Never expected you to get involved, Mario," Miss Cheerilee teased as Twilight smirked.

    "No, I just love being buried in my studies," said Mario sarcastically as the two adult ponies giggled to each other, "I was trying to show them where to put some books when they tried to carry stacks that were too tall and too heavy and I was buried alive." Twilight just shook her head.

    "Girls," Twilight addressed the three fillies, "I think you're going about this the wrong way. Instead of trying to do things you are not familiar with, why not try doing things in areas that you already like?"

    "And I have the perfect place to start," said Cheerilee as she placed a poster on the floor for the three fillies to look at.

    " "Showcase your talents..."," Apple Bloom read aloud.

    " "...for all to see"," Scootaloo continued.

    " "Perform in the Ponyville School Talent Show"," Sweetie Belle finished.

    "There'll be all sorts of awards," said Cheerilee, "Best dramatic performance, best magic act, best comedy act...Surely you can find your talent."

    "This would be the perfect place to discover our talents," said Apple Bloom, "Jugglin'!"

    "Acting!" Scootaloo suggested.

    "Magic tricks!" added Sweetie Belle.

    "Square dancin'!" added Apple Bloom.

    "Tightrope walking!" added Scootaloo.

    "Tiger taming!" said Sweetie Belle. As the three fillies said their outrageous suggestions, Mario just felt a sense of headache coming on as he slowly sank back under the books.

    "My little ponies," said Twilight, "You're missing the point. Think about the things you already enjoy doing. Think about what you're already good at."

    "Sure! We can do that," said Scootaloo.

    "Yeah! Sure we can," Sweetie Belle added.

    "Well, whatever we do," said Apple Bloom, "we'll so it as..."

    "...The Cutie Mark Crusaders!" they all shouted at once and then made their way out of the library. Mario was worried as he poked out of the books again.

    "Why do I get this feeling that you're lesson went through one ear and out the other?" Mario asked.

    "How about you quit goofing around and get those books put way?" Twilight said and Mario snorted.

    "Did you even hear me?" he asked annoyed.

    "I'm sorry I wasn't listening," said Twilight bluntly.

    "Did you say something?" Cheerilee added in the same tone. Mario growled angrily before he used his magic to throw all the books back into their proper place. Each books made a loud thud as they were placed roughly back on the shelves in rapid session before Mario walked away grumbling to himself. Twilight and Cheerilee just looked unamused at his attitude until he left, then they snickered quietly to each other.

    Meanwhile, the Cutie Mark Crusaders were busy collecting materials. Their first stop was Rarity's boutique where Sweetie Belle had collected various fabrics for their costumes. And judging by the fact Rarity came storming out was an obvious clue she didn't ask Rarity about it first.

    "Sweetie Belle!" Rarity said angrily as Scootaloo took off pulling the young unicorn and Apple Bloom in a wagon with her scooter, "I told you not to touch my things! Come back with my supplies!"

    "We're just borrowing them for the talent show," said Sweetie Belle as they moved away from the boutique, "Don't worry Sis, I promise we'll bring them back." Their next stop was a local fan store where Scootaloo came out holding a fan.

    "Thanks, Mr. Breezy," said Scootaloo, "We'll return the fan to you real soon."

    "What do we need this fan for?" Apple Bloom asked curiously.

    "Trust me on this one," said Sweetie Belle before they went on their way again. Once they had collected their supplies. Scootaloo pulled over to check off their items.

    "Okay, so that's six wooden planks, four-by-eight plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four paint brushes," said Scootaloo, "Anything else?"

    "Yeah," said Sweetie Belle, "Instructions on how to use six wooden planks, four-by-eight plywood, a box of nails, four cans of paint, and four paint brushes." All that earned was a death glare from both Apple Bloom and Scootaloo as the latter hopped back on her scooter and took off, startling her two passengers in the wagon. Their final stop was the library where Twilight and Spike were standing outside as Twilight gave them a book.

    " "Ghosts, Goblins, and Ghoulish Figures"?" said Twilight as she handed them the book, "Good heavens, girls. What do you need a book like this for?"

    "You'll see," Scootaloo answered simply, "Thanks, Twilight. We'll give it back as soon as we're done with it." Twilight and Spike watched them take off with concerned looks on their faces.

    "What do you think they're up to?" Twilight asked Spike.

    "I have no idea," Spike answered, "and I don't know if I should be excited or scared to find out."

    Scootaloo continued to pick up her speed when she noticed that she needed to stop as some larger wagons were passing by. She had searched for a launch ramp, but couldn't find anything that would let her jump over the wagons with her friends riding the attached wagon. As she waited impatiently, Mario chuckled at the annoyed faces the young Pegasus was making. He was waiting for his own small train of freight cars loaded with dry items and vegetables from the market for Applejack and the rest of the Apple family.

    "The clubhouse isn't going anywhere," said Mario, "What's the rush?"

    "We've got to work on our idea for the talent show," said Scootaloo, "and these wagons take so long to move."

    "They are heavier than you think," said Mario, "besides, I'm gonna be sprinting so a little rest up is a nice welcome."

    "Bet I could go faster than you," said Scootaloo, "You are the second fastest pony in Equestria." Mario snorted.

    Where we're you when I made that ground sonic rainboom? I'll show you!

    "It's a race," said Mario. They waited for the final wagon to just get out their way before Mario said.

    "Alright, ready, set...hey Rainbow Dash is giving autographs!" Mario called out excitedly.

    "Where?" Scootaloo squealed until she realized that Mario had taken off. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle sighed.

    "She walked into that one," Sweetie Belle remarked as Scootaloo scowled to herself.

    "You can say that...AHH!" Apple Bloom was startled as Scootaloo's take off was so fast they nearly lost some of their items in the wagon. Luckily, the two fillies were able to hold onto them as Scootaloo was pushing herself to top speed. Scootaloo tried hard to catch up but Mario was too fast. He gave her a triumphant TOOT-TOOT as he increased his lead, leaving the poor Pegasus far behind. Poor Scootaloo was out of breath by the time she reached the clubhouse. She just rolled off her scooter onto the grass nearby and panted heavily when Mario towered over her.

    "Second fastest huh?" he remarked as Scootaloo glared.

    "You were amazing," said Sweetie Belle to Mario.

    "Hey!" Scootaloo protested bitterly as she sat up.

    "It's alright Sweetie Belle," said Mario, "I'm glad I have at least one fan. Anyways, I better get these goods to Applejack so I'll see you later." Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle waved goodbye as Mario disappeared. Then the three fillies went inside their clubhouse to get back to work.

    "I'm glad we're doin' this as a team," Apple Bloom remarked as they set the materials inside the clubhouse.

    "Me too," said Sweetie Belle as she lay the tall fabric rollers against the corner of the clubhouse, "Um...so what are we doing again?"

    "A super awesome dramatic song for the talent show, of course," Scootaloo answered.

    "Right!" Sweetie Belle nodded, "With super-cool scenery. And amazing costumes!"

    "This is gonna be soo amazing!" Scootaloo said excitedly.

    "Sweetie Belle, I think you should be the singer," Apple Bloom suggested.

    "What?" Sweetie Belle exclaimed, "No way I'm singing in front of a crowd. Twilight said do something we like to do, and I'd like to be like my big sister, and she's a designer."

    "Fine then," said Scootaloo, "You can do the costumes and the scenery."

    "And Scootaloo, you're great in maneuvers on your scooter," said Apple Bloom, "So you should do all the choreography. Y'know all those dance moves." Scootaloo nodded but then her eyes widened and she shook her head.

    "Nah, I'd rather sing a wicked rock ballad," Scootaloo answered, "Why don't you come up with a dance routine, Apple Bloom?"

    "Hmm...I'm not much of a dancer...but I do like kung-fu," said Apple Bloom, "That's kinda like dancin'. Hi-ya! Hah! Hah! Yeah!" Apple Bloom demonstrated a few moves to prove her point.

    "Then it's settled!" said Sweetie Belle as she stood on her hind legs, "Let's get started!" Within a few minutes, they began to get to work. Apple Bloom had borrowed a music player and was trying to come up with some dancing moves. She soon found out that simple kung fu moves wouldn't exactly go with music. She then attempted to try a simple spin.

    "One...two...three...Oh! Oh!" Apple Bloom wobbled as she lost her balance and landed right on Scootaloo's tail. The young Pegasus was sitting nearby trying to composure some music lyrics with a sheet of paper and a miniature piano. (No, not the one that boy from Peanuts had.)

    "Ow, Apple Bloom!" said Scootaloo annoyed, "What are you doing?" Scootaloo then helped Apple Bloom back to her feet.

    "Oh, I feel like I have four left feet," said Apple Bloom sadly, "I can't even spin right."

    "Don't be silly," said Scootaloo, "You just gotta keep your head forward until the very last minute, like this..." Scootaloo then demonstrated a spin for Apple Bloom, "...See? Easy-peasy. You just gotta practice a bunch, that's all."

    "Wow! That does look easy," said Apple Bloom, "Thanks. Okay. Let's try this again." Apple Bloom then tried to do a spin herself, but she was soon overwhelmed.

    "Oh! Ouch! Ow," said Apple Bloom as she crashed somewhere in the distance, "I'm okay."

    "Keep practicing!" Scootaloo called out.

    "Will do," Apple Bloom replied as she continued to dance. Scootaloo was trying hard to figure out both the lyrics and music for their performance.

    "We fight the fight, walk the walk," said Scootaloo as she tapped the piano keys in a discordant manner, "eat the...uh...food like a celery stalk? Ugh! I'll never come up with anything! Never, never, never!" Scootaloo banged her head on the piano keys as she finished her statement in frustration. Meanwhile, Sweetie Belle was working on a costume using a miniature sewing machine. She seemed to be managing herself alright, until the roller of fabric began rolling down a nearby slope.

    "Come back! Come back!" Sweetie Belle shouted as she chased after the roller but the roller ended up getting away from her.

    "Ugh, dumb fabric," Sweetie Belle muttered until she saw the young Pegasus nearby, "Hey, Scoot! How's the song going?"

    "Pbbbt," Scootaloo answered with a raspberry.

    "Pbbbt?" Sweetie Belle repeated, "Oh my! Sounds serious.

    "I'm just no good at lyrics," said Scootaloo sadly, "Coming up with words is like..." There was a brief pause. "...really hard."

    "Oh it can't be that bad," said Sweetie Belle as she read what Scootaloo had so far, " "With our cutie marks, we rock Equestria. We use our stomachs to...digestia"? Umm...Well...These are...um...good, but...How about after, "We fight the fight..." Sweetie Belle sang the next part.

    There is nothing that we hear
    We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
    'Til our cutie marks are here

    "Wow! That's so awesome!" said Scootaloo, "Did you come up with that just now?"

    "Yeah...kind of," said Sweetie Belle modestly.

    "Thanks, I'm totally using that," said Scootaloo as she wrote down what Sweetie Belle sang on her sheet of paper.

    "Oh no!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed when she saw the end of the fabric had rolled into a small pond. Sweetie Belle wasted no time cutting up the drenched end and hung it along a laundry line to dry as she continued to make her first costume. She lifted it up once she had finished sewing the main pieces to it.

    "One, two, three, four, five?" Sweetie Belle moaned and sighed at her mistake as Apple Bloom twirled by and landed on her back.

    "Ouch!" said Apple Bloom as she sat up.

    "How's the spin coming along?" Sweetie Belle asked.

    "I think I gotta just stick to punches and kicks," said Apple Bloom and then noticed the five legged costume, "You know, ponies only have four legs." Sweetie Belle moaned in frustration.

    "I'll never be a designer like my sister, Rarity," said Sweetie Belle sadly.

    "Hey it's no big deal," said Apple Bloom, "Why don't you use the dress form?" Apple Bloom pointed to a nearby mannequin they had borrowed, "It'll help you with your patterns and help you put all the pieces in the right places."

    "Oh, is that what that's for?" said Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom then noticed that all the paints and colors for their set were all in the colors of browns and blacks.

    "Uh...maybe you should also clean your paintbrush between each color," Apple Bloom suggested as well.

    "Oh, I was wondering why all the colors looked like mud," said Sweetie Belle.

    "You're not using power tools are you?" Apple Bloom asked her. Sweetie Belle's silence could have implied she was considering it, but thankfully she didn't.

    A couple of days later, Applejack and Mario were making their way towards the clubhouse to check on the girls.

    "The talent show is just around the corner," Applejack told Mario, "I wonder how the fillies are doin'."

    "Me too," said Mario with some dread in his tone. He had told Applejack...not what they were doing to get cutie marks...but rather the fact the three fillies seemed to be overlooking what they were already good at in their pursuit of trying other talents they had no knowledge or skills in.

    "It don't hurt to try new things Mario," said Applejack, "I'll show you." They quietly peeked through the window to see what was up when they both cringed.

    "Oh! Sorry Scootaloo," said Apple Bloom.

    "That's okay," said Scootaloo, "Ugh!"

    "Oops! Sorry, Scootaloo," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Oh, my bad, Sweetie Belle," Scootaloo replied, "Let's sing the chorus again!" Applejack and Mario had seen enough and walked away with frazzled looks on their faces.

    "Good to try new things huh?" Mario asked, feeling too stunned to be sarcastic about it.

    "Well, gosh," said Applejack, "Sure wasn't expectin' that."

    "I think that sounded pretty good," said Apple Bloom. Both ponies could hear the three fillies from outside.

    "Me too," said Sweetie Belle, "you think we're ready?"

    "Ready as we'll ever be," said Scootaloo. Applejack and Mario cringed.

    "Hey! Did you see us practicing?" Scootaloo asked as they all rushed outside before either pony could disappear.

    "Uh...Yeah," Applejack answered simply.

    "We...saw..." Mario added, neither pony turning around.

    "Well? How'd we do? How we'd do?" Apple Bloom asked eagerly.

    That was so terrible that all the three of you are gonna do is humiliate yourselves on a public stage! What were you thinking coming up with something like this? You completely missed the point of Twilight's lesson!

    At least that is what went through Mario's mind and was sure Applejack would agree. But all either could say was:

    "Uh..."

    "Speechless!" Scootaloo said excitedly, "See, girls? I told you that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna leave them speechless."

    "Yay!" the three fillies cheered as they dashed away, leaving a distraught Applejack and Mario behind.

    " "Speechless" is right," Applejack muttered.

    "Those three are setting themselves up for a big fall," Mario added, "Should we..."

    "I doubt they would listen if we told them, sugarcube," said Applejack, "Sometimes the best lessons in life are the hard ones." Mario just hummed and started walking away.

    "Where in tarnation do you think you're going?" Applejack asked curiously.

    "Better stock up on tissues," said Mario, "I know Rarity isn't the only one who goes through multiple boxes when she cries." Applejack just rolled her eyes as Mario headed back into town.

    Soon, the day of the talent show had arrived. and lots of ponies had arrived just outside the Schoolhouse grounds to watch the show. At the moment, Snips and Snails were both doing a magic act routine.

    "And on the count of three," Snips explained as he lowered the hat over a rabbit, "this rabbit will disappear, and something tasty will reappear in its place. A one, a two, and a three!" Snips lifted the hat. The rabbit had disappeared, but there wasn't anything underneath the hat.

    "Hey! Where are they?" Snips wondered, "Snails, where are the...carrots. SNAILS!" Snails had apparently put the carrots in his mouth and was munching on them dumbly before Snips took after him.

    "Uh, how about a round of applause for the S&S magic act," said Cheerilee as some applause was made in the crowd, "Now for our next act, we have Sunny Daze and Peachy Pie reciting their favorite poem...on roller skates!"

    Backstage, the three fillies were dressed and ready to go as they wore some black cloaks over their costumes and sat on a large crate waiting for their turn as Sunny Daze and Peachy Pie went skating by them.

    "Break a leg!" Sweetie Belle shouted.

    "Sweetie Belle," Apple Bloom exclaimed in shock, "What a thing to say!"

    "No, no, no," Sweetie Belle explained, "You see, in the theater, it's considered bad luck to say "good luck". So you say "break a leg" instead."

    "My little ponies!" said Twilight as she appeared next to them with Mario along side of her, "how are you doing?"

    "Nervous..." said the three fillies at once.

    "Don't worry," said Twilight cheerfully, "You're gonna be amazing. Remember, just stick to what you know best. I can't wait to hear you sing, Sweetie Belle."

    "Why does everypony always think I'm gonna sing?" Sweetie Belle whined.

    "Because you actually have a singing voice," Mario muttered before Twilight jabbed him hard in the side.

    "Actually, Twilight Sparkle," said Scootaloo as she stood up on the crate, "I'm the main singer tonight." Twilight blinked.

    "Oh?" said Twilight stunned.

    "And I'm the main dancer," said Apple Bloom, "Hi-ya!" Apple Bloom did a kung fu chop.

    "Oh?" Twilight repeated.

    "And I'm in charge of..." said Sweetie Belle.

    "Costumes?" Twilight guessed wearily.

    "And sets and props," finished Sweetie Belle, "How'd you know?" Mario gave her a look, reminding her what he had said earlier. Twilight just glanced at him first before looking back at the three fillies.

    "Really, girls?" said Twilight in disbelief and uncertainty, "Are you sure..."

    "Cutie Mark Crusaders, you're up on next," said Cheerilee as she walked by, "Break a leg!"

    "Break a leg-"

    "Ugh!" said Apple Bloom annoyed at Twilight as the three fillies zipped away. Tossing their black cloaks behind them.

    "Uh...good luck!" Twilight called out but was worried. She then saw Mario still looking at her.

    "I hope you're not expecting me to admit you were right," Twilight remarked as Mario sulked.

    "Would've been nice," Mario remarked under his breath. It didn't take them long before Sweetie Belle had their props set up and the entire stage went dark. Soon three lights were shinning on the three fillies heads. They had spiked their manes and put on make up and reggae style outfits to make them look like punk rockers. Their background music resembled a fusion of both late 1980s rock n roll and pop music.

    [Scootaloo]

    Look, here, are three little ponies,
    Ready to sing for this crowd,
    Listen up, 'cause here's our story
    I'm gonna sing it

    [Cutie Mark Crusaders-literally yelling]

    Very loud!

    The lights shined, showing some very amateurish backdrops and scenery. The ponies in the audience just stared at them with their faces hanging out. Poor Applejack tips her hat forward and ducks her head, feeling embarassed for both herself and the three fillies.

    [Scootaloo]

    When you're a younger pony
    And your flank is very bare
    Feels like the sun will never come
    When your cutie mark's not there

    So the three of us will fight the fight
    There is nothing that we fear
    We'll figure out what we'll do next

    As she sang, Sweetie Belle single handedly tried to pull up various types of props from a sun to some hanging spiders. Apple Bloom just continued to stand in place, using kung fu kicks and chops to dance.

    [Cutie Mark Crusaders]

    'Til our cutie marks are here!

    We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
    On a quest to find out who we are
    And we will never stop the journey
    Not until we have our cutie marks

    Things began to go wrong at this point. For starters, as Scootaloo sang, the fog machine went on the fritz, spreading the smoke around Scootaloo and Apple Bloom. Apple Bloom found she couldn't see and bumped into Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom then made a chop, causing her hind leg to get stuck in the scenery. The yellow filly smiled sheepishly before she tried to get her leg out of the hole she had made.

    [Scootaloo]

    They all say that you'll get your mark
    When the time is really right
    And you know just what you're supposed to do
    And your talent come to light

    But it's not as easy as it sounds
    And that waiting's hard to do
    So we test our talents everywhere

    Sweetie Belle was supposed to cover a hanging spotlight with a blue visor to make the light beam turn blue. But her visor was too small for it to cover the entire light. So Scootaloo had to move for only her face to be bathed in the blue spotlight.

    [Cutie Mark Crusaders]

    Until our face is blue

    Things went from bad to worse as one of the dropped props from above hit the giant fan they borrow, blowing the three fillies off the stage while they were singing. Some of the props began to teeter about as they continued to sing. Sweetie Belle rushed to try and prevent one prop from falling, but soon they others were wobbling about as well.

    We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
    On a quest to find out who we are
    And we will never stop the journey
    Not until we have our cutie marks

    We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
    On a quest to find out who we are
    And we will never stop the journey
    Not until we have our cutie marks!

    As they finished their song, all the back props fell into the three fillies, smashing into pieces on top of them. The crowds were silent for another second...before they burst out laughing at them. The three fillies popped out of the mess and saw everyone laughing. Their laughter didn't make them feel good at all. It wasn't much longer before the broken props and other items were cleared from the stage. The three fillies were feeling glum and embarrassed.

    "Wow," said Scootaloo, "That did not go as well as I expected."

    "I can't believe they're laughin' at us," said Apple Bloom.

    "Was it that bad?" Sweetie Belle asked out of the blue when Miss Cheerilee arrived.

    "Back on stage, girls," said Cheerilee, "It's time for the awards."

    "Back on stage? No," Sweetie Belle protested.

    "They'll just laugh some more," Apple Bloom added sadly.

    "Yeah, what's the point?" Scootaloo replied.

    "Now girls, let's be good sports," said Cheerilee, "you made a great effort. You should be proud. Now come on!" The three girls just exchanged worried glances with each other before sneaking into the stage behind the other ponies who had participated in the talent show.

    "Let's hear it for all our talented fillies and colts," said Cheerilee as the ponies all stomped their hooves to make it sound like they were applauding.

    "Our first award goes to...Snips and Snails for best magic act," Cheerilee announced at the two unicorn colts made their way to the stage.

    "Hey! Mine's at least shinier!" said Snips smugly.

    "Well, mine's bigger," said Snails as they walked away.

    "Oh yeah, well...Well, mine is, um...heavier," Snips shouted back. Spike and Cheerilee just roll their eyes at them before moving on.

    "The next award goes to...Sunny Daze and Peachy Pie for best dramatic performance," Cheerilee announced. The two fillies smiled excitedly as they went to claim their medals. The three fillies quivered nervously as they waited for the next announcement.

    "And finally, the last award of the night goes to..." Cheerilee announced. The three fillies continued to quiver nervously. Even Applejack was looking very nervous, unsure of what to do if the three fillies were left with no award despite their performance.

    "The Cutie Mark Crusaders!" said Cheerilee as she rose off her fore-hooves.

    "What?" said the three fillies in complete shock.

    "For best comedy act," said Cheerilee as they gave them their three medals. The ponies cheered for them as the three fillies smiled. They still couldn't believe that they had actually won an award.

    "Can you believe it?" said Apple Bloom once they were backstage, "We won!"

    "I knew our act was awesome," Scootaloo replied.

    "You know what would be the best?" said Sweetie Belle, "If we won and we got our cutie marks." The three fillies smiled as they tore off their costumes and checked their flanks. They were still blank and they let out a long moan.

    "Congratulations, ponies!" said Twilight happily as she and Mario stood before them, "Job well done."

    "Thanks," the three ponies said rather sadly.

    "Hey, you don't sound too excited," said Twilight concerned.

    "We worked really hard and won a prize, but we still don't have our cutie marks," said Scootaloo with a sigh.

    "Which is the prize we really wanted," said Sweetie Belle in a dreary tone.

    "Oh, girls..." said Twilight and Mario together.

    "But we think we know why," said Apple Bloom.

    "Yes. We know why," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Oh? Tell me," said Twilight, "I'd love to make a special report to the princess." Mario nodded in agreement.

    "Well, maybe we were trying too hard," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Yes? And?" said Twilight, hoping to hear more.

    "And instead of forcing ourselves to do something that is not meant for us...," Scootaloo added.

    "Yes? Yes?" said Twilight growing more excited.

    "We each should be embracing our true talent!" Apple Bloom finished.

    "And that is...?" Twilight asked them with a smirk on their faces. Mario was eager to hear their answer.

    "Comedy!" the three fillies said aloud.

    PLOP!

    Mario collapsed to the floor on his stomach. He knew these three fillies were very, very smart. He had seen their genius and true talents first hand, but the fact they couldn't figure this lesson out was just too much for him to accept as he literally knocked himself out from the cluelessness. Twilight just looked stunned...at the fillies. Not even noticing that Mario was passed out. Sweetie Belle saw that Mario was knocked out.

    "Oh, my prince has passed out!" said Sweetie Belle, "I must revive him." She puckered her lips to give him a kiss when Apple Bloom shoved her out of the way.

    "Just use the revival mushroom," Apple Bloom remarked in annoyance as Sweetie Belle pouted. No pony even asked how Apple Bloom had gotten the green and white spotted mushroom.

    "Apple Bloom! You did it!" said Applejack excitedly as Rarity and Rainbow were standing next to her.

    "Did you see our award?" the three fillies asked excitedly, "weren't we funny?" They took off to speak to the three ponies, leaving a stunned Twilight behind. Apple Bloom had even forgotten to give Mario the revival mushroom, dropping it in front of him. Twilight just blinked a few times before smirking at the three.

    "One day..." Twilight giggled, "one day..." She then noticed Mario was passed out. She couldn't help but giggle as she grabbed the mushroom and fed it to him.

    (extra life fanfare)

    Mario groaned as he rose to his feet, rubbing his head.

    "Bad day?" she asked innocently as Mario groaned.

    "They may be my friends," said Mario, "But they really give me a headache sometimes..." Twilight just smiled.

    "They'll learn," said Twilight, "Come on. Let's get a dessert together at Sugercube Corner, my treat." Mario smiled. Twilight had never offered to treat him to anything before. Plus it was just him and the beautiful purple pony.

    Well, mom always said the best way to have that first date is a simple beverage or sweet pastry, Mario thought to himself as he followed Twilight.

    He could only hope this would the start of many more "dates" in the future...

    Mario's reactions in this episode are heavily on my first impression of this episode. But even those who see it again and again know the cluelessness is more than just about getting their cutie marks.

    Plus could this be the start of something between Mario and Twilight? We will see...

    Peace Pony Fans!

    20. A Dog and Pony Show

    A Dog and Pony Show

    Pony's Log Number 119: Sometimes even the most prissy and fussy of ponies can manage themselves when trapped in the...heh...dog house...

    One day, Mario was working with Rarity on a new outfit. While most of the sewing and designing had been done, the most delicate part of the process involved the proper placing of various gems onto the outfit. Rarity was grabbing a blue gem with her magic as she carefully set it into its proper place.

    "Perfect!" said Rarity as Mario released a breath he was holding. They then heard the doorbell ring. Mario and Rarity closed the curtain to the outfit before walking over to greet who it was, but Mario was then frozen in place as Rarity moved forward with her eyes closed.

    "Coming!" said Rarity, "Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique." Rarity then realized Mario hadn't said the rest of the greeting and opened her eyes and instantly found out why with a gasp. There before her was one of the most popular and well known ponies in the music industry.

    "Sapphire Shores! The pony of Pop!" Rarity and Mario exclaimed together as Mario nervously wobbled next to Rarity.

    "Good afternoon, Miss Rarity," said Sapphire Shores, "same to you, Mister Mario." Mario and Rarity were overwhelmed.

    "You...yah...Y-y-you know my name?" Rarity stuttered.

    "Both of our names!" Mario exclaimed, his voice squeaking from the excitement.

    "Well, of course I do, darlings," Sapphire Shores replied, "I make it a point to know all of the up-and-coming designers and Clothes Horse magazine raved about you two." The pop star continued to browse about as Rarity and Mario were left star-struck.

    "Oh my stars, If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up," Rarity whispered to Mario.

    "I already pricked myself with a thread needle twice," Mario whispered back excitedly, "This is real!" They exchanged a chuckle with each other before recomposing themselves.

    "How may we help you Miss Shores?" Rarity asked.

    "Oh please, call me Sapphire," the pop star replied. Rarity and Mario giggled to themselves.

    "How may we help you, Sapphire?" Rarity asked again.

    "Well, as I'm sure you know," Sapphire Shores explained, "I'll be touring all of Equestria with my latest concert, Sapphire Shores Ziegfilly Follies, so I need to look seeensational! Ow!" Rarity and Mario were taken aback a bit from her small sample of her powerful singing voice, but were able to recompose themselves right away.

    "We have just what you need," said Rarity as she gestured Mario to stand near the curtain where their most recent project was residing, "Sapphire Shores, prepare yourself for the piece de resistance de la haute couture. We used every last diamond I found on this one garment." Rarity opened the curtain to reveal the garment. Sapphire Shore's eyes widen in amazement as what appeared to be a glittery and sparkly white suit covered in two types of red and blue gems.

    "And it is spectacular!" said Sapphire Shores with a gasp, "I'll take it."

    "Really?" said Rarity in surprise.

    "Oh yes, and five more," Sapphire Shores replied, "each one done up in a different gem."

    "Beg pardon?" Rarity asked stunned.

    "Wuh?" Mario added.

    "Costume changes," Sapphire Shores responded. Rarity then looked into her gem chest, which was completely empty. Mario just looked dumbfounded.

    "Ah-hoo-bah-daba-doo-bah-doo-bah-daba-doo..." Mario mumbled with wide eyes as Rarity fainted with her four legs in the air, toothy grin, eye's twitching, and stars swirling around her head.

    "Yes, I do have that effect on ponies," Sapphire Shores chuckled before making her exit. Mario and Rarity were still too stunned to bid her farewell.

    (theme song)

    Once Mario and Rarity had recovered, they got themselves ready for a gem hunt. As part of Mario's internship, Rarity taught him her gem seeking spell beforehand so the colt was more than ready to go for his first ever gem hunt. As timing would have it, Spike happened to arrive as well and was more than willing to provide additional assistance...for obvious reasons. He had a red wagon behind him as they reached a clearing where Rarity was already trying to detect some nearby gems. He was still amazed by the fact the two ponies got to meet Sapphire Shores face to face.

    "Oh my gosh!" Spike exclaimed from behind the two ponies as he continued to pull his wagon forward, "Sapphire Shores! The pony of pop! She is awesome! I mean, she's gorgeous and talented and-" Rarity shot him a glare, making Spike give a nervous chuckle.

    "-heh...and not even half the pony you are," Spike continued sheepishly, "I mean, you're ten times more gorgeous and talented and-"

    "Oh brother," said Mario quietly, slightly annoyed at Spike kissing up to Rarity.

    "Be nice, Mario," Rarity whispered, "Like you don't do the same with Twilight." Mario blushed.

    "Not out loud...or in front of her," said Mario before muttering, "She always ignored me when I tried to do that in the past..." Rarity got back to Spike.

    "Spike, a lady is never jealous," she told the dragon.

    "Then why'd you glare at him?" Mario teased only to get a glare from the marshmallow pony herself.

    "Eh, of course not," said Spike, still thinking he had annoyed Rarity, "But were you totally flipping out or what?!"

    "Ladies do not "flip out", Spike," said Rarity simply.

    "Neither do gentlecolts," Mario added in the same tone.

    "You made yourself look dumb in front of her, didn't you?" Spike teased to Mario, who growled at him annoying as Rarity chuckled.

    "Mario, was quite professional as was I," Rarity replied, "However, I was quite in awe. Oh I need to find more jewels than ever before to decorate her costumes."

    "Good thing you taught me your gem finding spell," said Mario as he used his magic to pull out a pair of hoof shoes that resembled claws from his saddle bag.

    "What are those?" Rarity asked as she continued to scan for gems as Mario clipped the "claws" onto his fore-hooves.

    "You know that I'm a colt of multitasking," said Mario as he made his horn glow, "I was able to mod the spell so I can detect the gems without lowering my head. When I'm above some..." Suddenly his horn made a chime. "...like this. I can just dive in and get them."

    "Dive in?" Rarity asked puzzled as Mario then jumped high into the air and literally dived underground, creating a very small hole above the ground. Then the hole began to spit out various gems of all shapes and colors before Mario popped out of the hole, sealing where he was digging below him.

    "Woah!" said Spike impressed as Mario used his magic to gather all the gems, created a single freight car and deposited them into it. Rarity was rather impressed until she began to sense something below.

    "Oh aha!" Rarity exclaimed, thanks to her magic she could "see" the gems below her horn.

    "Did you find some?" Spike asked eagerly.

    "Yes, Spike!" said Rarity, "Right there!"

    "Did you..."

    "I got these Mario," said Spike, interrupting the colt before he began to dig with his claws and there before them was nice cluster of various gems. Spike began to drool as he eyed them hungrily.

    "Oooooo!" said Spike, "You look so delicious..."

    "Spike!" Rarity interrupted to snap him out of his stupor, "I promised I'd give you gems to snack on, but we need collect more first or Mario and I will never be able to make those outfits for Sapphire Shores."

    "Hm...I will miss you, my sweets," Spike said to the gems, hugging them to his chest and dumping them inside his red wagon.

    "Come along, Spike," said Rarity as she and Mario started to search again, "We have many jewels to find."

    "At your service, milady," Spike said, giving a gentlemen's bow before following Rarity. They continued their little expedition together. Rarity would point to a location where she detected some gems. Spike would dig them up and deposit their findings into his red wagon. The first couple of trips to the wagon, Spike could feel his mouth water at the site of so many tasty gems.

    "Spike!" Rarity called out, snapping Spike out of it before he headed back to continue helping with the gem hunt. Now Spike is using his tail like a jackhammer as he continues to dig up all the gems Rarity was finding. The more gems they found, the taller the pile of gems became. As for Mario, he was pretty much just working solo from the two, but his efforts were even more fruitful, he had managed to dig up two freight cars worth in the time Spike had filled his wagon, which was smaller in size. The dragon could feel his mouth water at all the gems. Then he was given a light pat on his head.

    "You've been very patient today, Spike," said Rarity, "and for that you get the finest reward. This is from me to you." Rarity used her magic to give Spike a large blue emerald shaped gem. Instead of gobbling it up, Spike just looked at Rarity in surprise.

    "Is something wrong, Spike?" Rarity asked since Spike was staring as she subconsciously batted her eyes at him. She was unaware of the sparkling aura that the dragon was current seeing her being surrounded with.

    "No," said Spike happily as he hugged the gem, "It's perfect." Mario chuckled, but he was also a little jealous. He could only hope he could make Twilight that happy someday.

    "Ooo, bring the cart, Spike. You too with your freight cars, Mario," said Rarity excitedly, "there are more over here." Mario headed over right away as Spike continued to marvel at his new gem.

    "For me, from Rarity," he said to himself before pulling the wagon towards the marshmallow pony. Little did any of them know that in a nearby collection of bushes that they were being watched by someone.

    "Yesss, gemsss," said one named Rover, "Gemsss!"

    "Where?" asked another named Fido. Rover pointed towards the wagon.

    "Precious gemsss!" said Rover eagerly as he looked at Spike, "He is the gem hunter. With him we can have all the gems...and more! Let's get the dragon."

    "Spike? Where are you?" Rarity called out as Spike finally caught up with the two ponies.

    "Wait! Who is that?" said Rover as he watched Spike walk up to Rarity.

    "You know," said Rarity, "it's terrible to keep a lady waiting."

    "I can dig..."

    "No Mario, let Spike do his share," said Rarity, "you've already helped me plenty so take a rest." Mario just nodded.

    "Coming!" said Spike as he began to dig the spot Rarity told him with his tail.

    "I think we're going to strike gold this time," said Rarity, "So to speak." Rarity and Mario laughed.

    "I get it," said Mario, "I think strike diamonds would be more accurate, but whatever." Rarity just smiled as Spike surfaced with a collection of gems as tall as him.

    "Jackpot!" Spike shouted excitedly.

    "Oh, it's not the dragon we want," said Rover, "It's the pony!"

    "The pony..." Rover, Fido, and what sounded like a third dog-creature in the bushes replied eerily. The three friends were still unaware of the danger as Rarity smiled at all the gems they had collected.

    "Well, Spike, I think that's all we can do for today," said Rarity, "and these will certainly get us well on our way with Sapphire's outfits. Why don't we start headi..." Rarity was then cut off when her horn began to detect a very strong gem presence nearby. Mario's horn was sparkling as well.

    "Oh! What's this?" said Rarity as she followed her detection towards...the bushes and trees? "Oh...oh strange, it's in the trees..." Rarity then spotted a gold gem in the bushes. It was then Rover jumped out of the bush. The gem she had detected was a yellow diamond around the dog-creature's collar. He was also wearing a vest and was looking like he was ready to pounce.

    "Oooo...Ewww!" Rarity exclaimed as she, Spike, and Mario stepped back, "Good day, gentle...uh, fellow. Uh, I am Rarity. These are my friends Mario and Spike."

    "Ehe..." said Spike nervously.

    "Nice to...meet you..." Mario replied slowly, standing close to Rarity to protect her.

    "And you are..." Rarity asked timidly.

    "A Diamond Dog," Rover said mischievously, his claws raised and ready to grab them.

    "Oh really?" said Rarity, now feeling very uneasy, "Oh well, that explains your fine taste in jewelry. I mean...I-I-I know that diamonds are a girl's best friend and now I know that they're a dog's best friend too, ha ha ha..." Rarity gave a nervous cough, "...So, um...you're hunting for gems as well?"

    "Yes," said Rover sinisterly, "We hunt."

    "Uh...we?" Rarity asked before two other diamond dog jump up from behind them.

    "We hunt for gems," said Rover, "but you are better hunter. So now we hunt...for you." There was a brief pause.

    "AHH!" Rarity screamed as a another diamond dog named Spot took a swipe her, but she ducked at the last second and avoid being captured. Spike then used his tail to jackhammer Spot on the head, babbling as he did so.

    "Yaaaaah!" Spot shouted as he was then tossed into the air. Another dog named Fido growls at Spike.

    "Run, Rarity! Run! Aaaah! Uh!" Spike called out before Fido stomped him into the ground. Spike recovered quickly and grabbed Fido by the hind leg.

    "Ooooooh!" said Fido as he lost his balance and tumbled into the ground. As he tried to regain his balance, he knocked over Spot as well.

    "Yaaaaah!" Spot shouted as he fell face first as well.

    "Spike! Come On! Hurry!" said Rarity, who apparently was more worried about Spike than trying to get away from the diamond dogs. Mario stayed on guard next to her.

    "Gotcha!" said Rover as he surprised them both from behind.

    "If you want Rarity," Mario warned, "You're going to have to get through me."

    "We defeat you, we get pony," Rover said giddy.

    "As if," Mario shot back.

    "Mario what are you doing?" Rarity asked worried before he engaged the diamond dog. He then created a glow of his horn to transport him and Rover into a fight setting.

    "Let's a-go!" said Mario.

    (cue favorite RPG battle music)

    Mario stood on the left while Rover stood on the right. Rarity was watching as she stood next to Mario in confusion of what just happened.

    "What kind of fight is this?" Rarity asked baffled.

    "Turn-style," Mario answered as he wasted no time standing on just his hind legs. Then he jumped and gave Rover a good stomp on the head and then another.

    "You have some of this," Rover replied as he ducked underground. Mario stayed calm until he felt a rumble underneath his feet. Mario then jumped up as Rover surfaced.

    "Gotcha! huh?" Rover said stunned when Mario wasn't there before getting another stomp onto his head. Rover groaned as he dived back underground. When he surfaced, Rover looked rather woozy as Mario gave him another double stomp.

    "I have headache," Rover groaned.

    "It's only gonna get worse if you don't leave Rarity alone!" Mario retorted when...

    BONK!

    "...momma...mia..." Mario groaned as Spot appeared behind him and used one of his large fists to clock Mario on the top of the head. Not only did that break the rules of turn fights, but Mario was out cold. Rover laughed.

    (end battle)

    The environment went back to the way it was with Mario now knocked out and laying stomach first on the ground.

    "Mario! No!" Rarity screamed.

    "Now you're ours!" Rover said as he grabbed Rarity.

    "WAAAAAAAAH!" Rarity screamed, "Spike!" The little dragon was still trying to hold into Fido's leg to keep him away from her. In fact, the fight itself was just a couple of yards away from Spike.

    "Haha! Nope!" said Fido as he sent Spike flying into a tree, his spike made him get stuck on a tree branch upside down.

    "Sorry, scaly one," Spot said in mock apology.

    "Wait! Rarity?" Spike groaned from the tree.

    "Unhand me this instant, you ruffians," said Rarity as Rover carried her into a nearby hole with Fido and Spot right behind him, "Stop! Put me down, you thugs! You brutes!"

    "Rarity!" Spike gasped as he saw the diamond dogs take Rarity down a hole.

    "Spike!" said Rarity, trying to crawl away until she saw her hoof was coated in dirt, "Ah dirt!" Her fussiness made her lose her grip as the diamond dogs grabbed her and pulled her back down.

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SPIIIKE!" Rarity screamed as she disappeared into the hole once more.

    "Which, what, where?" Spike stuttered as he tried to rave towards the hole to save her, but he was too late. Rarity was already gone.

    "Save me...!" Her voice echoed.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Spike screamed at the top of his lungs.

    It didn't take long before the rest of the Mane five had been gathered up and were heading towards the location Rarity had been captured. Spike was currently sitting on Twilight's back, breathing through a paper bag.

    "Spike, can you breathe now?" Twilight asked him as the dragon continued to do his breathing.

    "Yes..."Spike panted, "I think so."

    "Good," said Twilight, "Now tell us what you know."

    "Yeah," Rainbow added, "'Cause all you said earlier was..."

    A few minutes earlier...

    Spike rushed over to the Mane five in full panic as they were outside the town hall building.

    "Aaaah! Rarity...woods...jewels...dogs...hole...taken...Save her!" Spike panted.

    Back to the present

    "Not a whole lot to go on there, sport," said Applejack as they continued to run towards the area.

    "Sorry," said Spike, "Rarity, Mario, and I..."

    "Mario?" said Twilight, "you never said anything about Mario being with you guys."

    "Must have forgot from the panicking," said Spike, "We were in the woods looking for jewels when these creepy guys showed up."

    "Creepy guys?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "They called themselves the Diamond Dogs," Spike answered, "They grabbed Rarity and disappeared down a hole in the ground."

    "Well, this sounds mighty easy," said Applejack, "Just take us to that there hole and we'll save Rarity." But when they arrived, they all gasped at what was before them. The entire area was loaded with dozens of holes.

    "Holy moly, that's a lotta holeys," said Pinkie Pie.

    "Um...excuse me, I just remembered something," said Fluttershy, "didn't Spike say Mario was with you?"

    "That's right," said Twilight, "Spike, did Mario get captured to?" Spike suddenly looked rather uneasy.

    "Not...exactly..." said Spike slowly.

    "Spike?" Twilight asked more firmly.

    "He tried to defeat their leader in a turn fight, but they cheated and one of the other dogs knocked him out by sneaking up behind him," said Spike quickly before slowing down, "I was so worried about Rarity that I...left him here..."

    "Oh Spike," said Twilight.

    "I sure hope he ain't hurt," said Applejack, "or was captured too."

    "There he is," said Rainbow, noticing him still laying on his stomach with her back against them. They all rushed over to him. They were surprised to see that he was wide awake but just laying on the ground quietly.

    "Mario, why are you just sitting in the dirt," Rainbow asked curiously.

    "Cause I'm a failure and I'm not very important to anypony," Mario answered sadly. The five ponies gave Spike a death glare. Spike just smiled nervously.

    "Sorry about that Mario," said Spike, "I was just...worried about Rarity...you know how it is." The others were a little annoyed at what he said but Mario just sighed.

    "Maybe, but I still failed," said Mario, "What good am I if I can't even protect my friends? I could have taken those diamond dogs, but they..."

    "Cheated?" Rainbow guessed.

    "Nailed it," Mario answered half-heartedly.

    "Look Mario," said Twilight, "Now isn't the time to feel sorry for yourself. We need to work together and save Rarity and we need your help." Mario just looked up at Twilight before giving her a sigh.

    "Okay," said Mario, "But as you can see this won't be that easy. When Spike and I were fighting them off, there were only a few holes here, not a few dozen."

    "Come on, everypony!" said Twilight, "Let's get started." Twilight then heads over to a nearby hole.

    "Hello?" Twilight asked as she peeks into it. She then notices some yellow eyes glaring at her. These eyes belonged to the diamond dog Fido as he blasted some dirt into Twilight's face.

    "Puh!" Twilight gasped. Pinkie then squealed as the same happened to her as she peeked into a hole. The same happened for the other ponies.

    "Puh!" Spike retorted with his face now covered in dirt. Mario didn't even need to peek before he just missed getting caked in the face with dirt as well. The holes were soon being plugged up in rapid session.

    "Quick! We gotta get down one before they're all filled up!" Twilight called out.

    "Oh! Oh my. Oh, oh!" said Fluttershy frantically as the holes around her were being filled up. Applejack then tried to dig her way in, but as fast as she dug, she was soon overwhelmed.

    "We can't muscle through it!" Applejack called out.

    "We'll see about that," said Rainbow as she took high into the sky. She then went to dive straight into the hole at high speed. But then the hole was filled up instantly and Rainbow gasped as she brought herself to stop right on top of the dirt mound.

    "Whew," said Applejack, "Heavens to Betsy. Now I'm used to pickin' myself up and dustin' myself off, but Rarity won't even touch mud 'less it's imported."

    "Oh Rarity," Twilight groaned.

    She began to imagine Rarity alone in a dark underground prison.

    "Oh, woe is me!" said Rarity theatrically, "Whatever shall I do?" She then touched the side of the wall as her hoof was coated in dirt. "Ah! Dirt, dirt! Get away dirt!" Rarity began to fuss about, bumping the side of the walls, getting herself more dirty, even to the point her mane and tail uncurled and became dusty.

    "Make it stop! Make it stop! Ah! Filthy disgusting dirt," Rarity cried out as she leaned against the prison door, "It's stings, it burns. Help! Oh, somepony save me, save me!"

    The ponies then returned to reality with worried looks on their faces.

    "We gotta save her," said Applejack.

    "But they blocked up all the holes," Fluttershy pointed out.

    "Don't mean we can't dig 'em out," said Applejack, "Come on!" While the idea sounded simple, these diamond dogs proved to be very crafty. As Pinkie started to dig, one of the diamond dogs pulled her by the tail.

    "Ow!" Pinkie cried out, stopping her digging. Then another dog dumped a pile of dirt onto Fluttershy.

    "Oof!" Fluttershy groaned. Spike panted as he dashed by to find a digging spot when one of the dogs, extended a leg at the last minute from a nearby dirt mound.

    "Woah! Oof!" said Spike as he fell over.

    "Get 'em!" said Rainbow Dash as Applejack tried to go after the three troubling Diamond Dogs, but it was like playing an unfair game of Whack-a-mole. Err...dogs. Every time Applejack tried to go after one dog, they would duck and appear from another pile or hole. While they were doing that, they continued to pull tails, dump dirt, and trip up the other ponies.

    "Come on!" Rainbow said in frustration, but the dogs continued toying with the ponies and Spike until they were grunting and panting in exhaustion.

    "All those scary monsters popping up everywhere," said Fluttershy, "Oh poor Rarity must be terrified."

    "Ooh," said Twilight and Mario together worryingly.

    They began to imagine Rarity at the mercy of those diamond dogs.

    "Give me the baubles!" said Spot.

    "Ah!" Rarity squeaked.

    "Give me the beads!" Fido added.

    "Ahh!" Rarity shouted.

    "Where are the trinkets?!" Rover demanded.

    "Aaaah!" Rarity screamed.

    "Where is the treasure?" The three Diamond Dogs said together. Rarity then fainted.

    Now back to reality.

    "Poor Rarity," said Twilight, "What are we gonna do?" The other ponies and Spike weren't too sure. Mario was in deep thought.

    "I think I have an idea," said Mario, "maybe we can burrow ourselves in after all. I just need to be out of range of those doggy tricks of theirs." Mario reached into his mane and pulled out a gold ring.

    "Oh Mario, I knew you'd propose to me!" said Pinkie as she took the ring from him and put it on her fore-hoof, "I accept!"

    "Gimme that!" Mario said sternly as he took the ring back, "this ring isn't for you."

    "I deserve it more than Twilight!" Pinkie snapped before slapping her fore-hooves over her mouth. All just eyeballed Twilight anxiously, realizing that Pinkie had revealed Mario's crush on her. Twilight just looked confused.

    "Why would Mario give me a ring?" she asked innocently, still clueless to the exposed truth. The other released silent breaths.

    "Never mind Twilight," said Mario, "besides, I'm no cheap colt. If any of you ponies were to get a ring from me, it would at least have some sort of diamond or gem on it." Mario pointed out the fact this ring had no gem. The other ponies, minus Twilight, giggled to each other...sheepishly.

    "This ring will increase my spin rate for a short time," said Mario, "which should allow me to burrow underground fast enough before those diamond dogs can push me out. I just need to get enough altitude...wait I got it!" Mario then lit up his horn making the ground launch him high into the air. Mario then targeted a hole while in the air and dived at it. As he did, the ring on his hoof glowed brightly, making Mario spin extremely fast. The bright light made the ponies lose sight of him until they were all shaken by the impact he made as he hit the ground. Once Spike had recovered, he searched about for the open hole.

    "Spike! Over here!" Mario's voice echoed from above the opened hole as he surfaced, "but I lost the diamond dogs." Spike pondered and then got an idea.

    "I got it!" said Spike exclaimed, "I'll save you, my sweet." Spike held the big gem in his hand and rushed towards the hole.

    "Huh?" the other five ponies wondered curiously. It wasn't long before Mario helped Spike make a fishing rod using a stick and some rope. They tied the large blue gem to the rope, hoping that one of the dogs would grab it so they could find a way to Rarity. Twilight smiled as Spike concentrated in holding the gem steady down the deep hole.

    "Spike, it is very noble of you..."

    "Shhh!" said Spike to Twilight.

    "...to sacrifice the gem Rarity gave you," Twilight finished in a softer tone.

    "Oh my Lady Rarity," said Spike, "My damsel in distress." Mario chuckled.

    "I sense another dream sequence..." said Mario as the view began to fade out, "ooop...here we go..."

    Began Dream Sequence

    Spike was now imagining himself as a taller, more muscular, and more handsome dragon knight, named Sir Spike. He stood bravely before the three diamond dogs.

    "I shall save you," said Sir Spike, "Show yourselves, you dogs! You curs! Ah! There you are you mangy mutts!" The three diamond dogs took offense.

    "Who are you calling mutts?" Rover said angrily, "Unleash the hounds!" Rover then blew a dog whistle, making several dogs donning some helmets appear before Spike. The dogs were barking and yelping as Sir Spike drove them all away with ease using his giant jousting sword. Sir Spike then laughed as massive flame at the remaining dogs before pinning the leaders against the wall.

    "Now, where is Lady Rarity?" Sir Spike demanded. The three dogs pointed to a prison door, which Spike bashes open with his pure strength. There in the corner is Rarity, wearing a Renaissance style princess outfit.

    "Spike," Rarity gasped as she smiled at him, "I knew you would save me!"

    "Nothing could stop me, milady," said Sir Spike.

    "Ohohohoh, Spike," said Rarity happily, "You are my...hero." Rarity puckered up to give him a big kiss.

    "Mmmmmm..." said Sir Spike as he smiled as puckered his lips to kiss her back.

    End Dream sequence.

    Unfortunately, Spike was so into his little daydream that he was about to kiss Applejack on the lips.

    "Hoho there, lover boy," said Applejack with a smile as she pulled away, snapping Spike out of it as the others smiled. Before Spike could feel any sort of embarrassment, there was strong tug from his fishing rod.

    "Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoawhoawhoa..." said Spike, "I got a bite! I got a bite!"

    "I'll see if I can capture who grabbed the gem so we can get some answers," said Mario as he dived down the hole. Spike tried to hold on for dear life, but was getting dragged towards the hole very quickly.

    "Hold on there, little fella," said Applejack as she grabbed his tail by her teeth, but she and Spike were pulled into the hole.

    "Applejack," said Twilight as she grabbed Applejack's tail by her teeth and was getting pulled down as well.

    "Twilight," Rainbow Dash shouted as she grabbed Twilight's tail. She even tried to hover above the ground since the last time she did that with Applejack in tug of war, the Pegasus had the upper hand. However, this diamond dog was too strong and Rainbow was fighting not to get pulled into the hole.

    "Oh my goodness, oh my goodness..." Fluttershy panicked before she grabbed into Rainbow's tail, but was losing ground quickly.

    "Wait for me!" said Pinkie Pie as she grabbed Fluttershy's tail. However, the pink pony made no effort to pull back and just let herself get pulled into the hole with the rest.

    "Oh!" Fluttershy yelped.

    "Whee!" said Pinkie excitedly as they all tumbled down the rabbit...oops...I mean doggie hole.

    Spike yelps as he and the rest of the ponies are dragged deeper and deeper down the hole. Everyone continued to yelp as they were being pulled further down the hole and were soon all launched off an underground ramp.

    "Whee! Ha, ha, ha!" Pinkie giggled as they flew over the gap and into another tunnel.

    "Oh, oh!" Spike yelped as they were soon all deposited out of the hole from the ceiling and into the ground below, grunting as they hit the ground.

    "Ha, ha, it worked! We're in!" said Spike, "Great work Mario! Now we can finally save Rarity!"

    "Um...Which way do we go?" Twilight asked. Spike noticed the labyrinth of tunnel before them and then looked at Mario.

    "I tried to pin them down, but the rope broke as soon when I landed," said Mario, showing the torn rope, "I have no clue where the diamond dog took off...and they took your gem as well."

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Spike screamed once again. Once Spike had calmed down, Twilight began to look around.

    "All these tunnels..." said Twilight as she scouted about, "How are we ever gonna find Rarity?"

    "Guess we're just gonna have to start going down them one by one," said Applejack.

    "That could take forever!" said Rainbow, "There's gotta be a way to narrow it down."

    "I know!" said Spike, "I bet they've taken Rarity down the tunnel with the most gems."

    "That's right Spike," said Mario.

    "But Spike, Rarity is the only one who knows how to find gems," said Twilight.

    "No, Twilight," said Spike, "Mario knows the spell and you can too! You can copy Rarity's gem-finding spell."

    "Oh my gosh! You're right!" said Twilight, "Mario was helping her find gems and Rarity showed me how she did it awhile back. If I can just remember..." Twilight cringed a bit as she made her horn glow. Then it suddenly lit up with the same glow Rarity had on her horn. Mario's horn was glowing in the same manner. They began to search the caves to detect gems and soon found a tunnel that was loaded with large clusters of various gems in very close range of each other.

    "That's it. You did it, Twilight and Mario," said Spike as he hopped into Twilight's back.

    "Now I can get my re-match," said Mario and chuckled with determination as he equipped his "claws" into his fore-hooves and showed them to the ponies and Spike.

    "Mario," said Fluttershy sternly, "take those off right now. You won't need them."

    "Fluttershy I...EEK!" Mario then yelped as Fluttershy narrowed her brow, a clear warning of what she was going to do next, "Okay! Okay! No need for the Stare. Eesh!" Mario put the claws away into his saddle bag as Rainbow looked at Fluttershy baffled.

    "Since when are you so assertive with Mario?" Rainbow asked Fluttershy.

    "Since Fluttershy and I have been becoming better friends," Mario answered bluntly, "For some reason, she likes to get a bit sassy around me." Fluttershy just stuck her tongue out at him and smiled.

    "I rest my case," said Mario annoyingly as Applejack, Rainbow, and Twilight snickered.

    "Never mind that," said Spike as he pointed at the correct tunnel as Twilight lead the charge, "Come on! We're coming, Rarity! We'll save you. Just hold on!"

    Meanwhile, the three diamond dogs had just backed Rarity into a corner.

    "Oh please, Diamond Dogs," Rarity pleaded nervously, "Please let me go."

    "No!" said Spot.

    "You're our precious little pony," said Fido.

    "Forever!" Rover added, "Muhahahaha!"

    "But whatever do you want from me?" Rarity asked.

    "Gemsss!" said Rover.

    "Yes! The gems. The jewels," said Spot.

    "Find them! Find them all!" Fido added.

    "Oh! Is that all?" said Rarity as she lit up her horn and began to search the cavern. It wasn't much longer before she detected some gems below. Using a stick she found lying nearby, she marked the dig spot with an X.

    "There," said Rarity, "A lovely pocket of jewels are right there. Now, if you'd be so kind as to show me the exit?"

    "Good!" Rover replied with a laugh, "Now, dig them up, pony."

    "What?" said Rarity stunned, "But you said you wanted me to find gems." That was actually true, but these three diamond dogs were willing to play dumb to it...literally.

    Yes!" said Spot, "find and then dig."

    "Dig?" Rarity exclaimed.

    "Yes. Dig," said Fido.

    "Ohh..." Rarity groaned wearily as she feebly began to fuss over the dirt. The three diamond dogs were most annoyed.

    "What are you doing?" Fido replied, "we said dig!"

    "Forgive me," said Rarity indignantly, "but prior to you so rudely knocking out my intern and friend Mario and then dragging me into your dirt pit, I had a pony-pedi and I'm not about to chip a hoof because you dislike my style of digging." Rarity began to timidly dig her hoof into the dirt. Her prissy nature was straining the diamond dogs' patience.

    "Oh for goodness-Fine!" Rover snapped, "Just stop. Stop! Dig, dogs! Dig! And Fast!" A group of their guard dogs appeared and began to dig up the gems, yelping and barking as they did so. Rarity just smiled, pleased with herself, but not for long.

    "She won't dig," Fido proposed, "She pulls." They then grabbed a rusty harness that was connected to wagon and brought it towards her.

    "I beg your pardon," said Rarity as she diamond dogs roughly put the harness on her, "but what, pray tell, are you doing?"

    "Others will dig," Fido answered, "You will haul wagon."

    "Prrrecious pony-pedi will be preserved," said Spot, thinking they had overcome Rarity's hoof issue.

    "Well, somepony certainly needs proper nail care," Rarity retorted as she notices the diamond dog's sharp, uneven claws as they were holding her still to secure the harness, "When was the last time you two had a manicure? You're scratching up my coat with those jagged things!"

    "Please be quiet!" Rover snapped, getting in her face.

    "Good heavens, what is that smell?" Rarity asked disgusted.

    "Smeeeeeell?" Rover said slowly, exhaling a terrible stench into Rarity's face. Rarity managed to keep her composure despite the disgusted cloud of bad breath.

    "Ah, mystery solved," said Rarity simply, "it's your breath." Rover looked stunned as he exhaled into his hand and took a sniff. He stiffened a bit before getting very irritated.

    "Enough!" Rover snapped, "Search, pony!"

    "Well, since insist," said Rarity as she began to mark down dig spots for gems as she pulled her cart about while the guard dogs continued to dig the gems up. However, Rarity made it her mission not to keep her mouth shut, "But I must say the working conditions in here are simply dreadful. Musty and damp, it's going to wreak havoc on my mane. And this air is stifling, suffocating. And I when I try to take a deep breath, the stench of all your dogs makes me nauseated."

    It was then some dogs that were digging got a huge stalactite from the ceiling to crash down on them.

    "You look and smell like you haven't bathed in weeks," said Rarity as she passed by two more guard dogs, "Haven't you all heard of soap? You all could use a good round of soap and water." The two dogs sniffled their armpits, only to stiffen and pass out.

    "Oh water, oh water, I'm terribly thirsty," Rarity demanded, "Could I please have some water?" The three main diamond dogs were gritting their teeth and covering their ears from Rarity's talking.

    "Good gracious, I can't take this anymore," Spot snapped, "Be quiet, pony!"

    "And that's another thing," Rarity added indignantly, "I would appreciate if you stopped calling me "pony". I am a lady and I wish to be addressed as such. So you may call me "Miss" or "Rarity" or "Miss Rarity"."

    "Enough! Your whining!" said Rover in irritation, "It-it-it hurts!"

    "Whining!" Rarity exclaimed, "I am not whining. I am complaining. Do you want to hear whining? Thiiiss iiis whiiining! Oooh, this harness it too tiiight! It's going to chafe. Can't you loosen it? Oooh, it hurts and it's sooo ruuusty! Why didn't you clean it first? It's gonna leave a staaain! And the wagon's getting heeeavy. Why do I have to pull it?!" By now Rarity's rants were becoming unbearable. Even Fido had to dive underneath the pile of gems inside the wagon to try and block out Rarity's voice. The other dogs were covering their ears with painful expressions on their faces.

    "Aaah!" Spot screamed, "Make it stop!"

    "Stop whining!" Rover bellowed.

    "But I thought you wanted whiiining!" Rarity ranted dramatically.

    "Geh! We'll do anything, pony!" Rover pleaded before realizing what Rarity had said before about being called "pony", "Oh, uh, uh, we'll do anything, "Miss Rarity"."

    "Anything?" said Rarity dreamily.

    One would have thought that Rarity would have used this opportunity to escape, but instead, she had the dogs decorate their cavern with some yellow fabrics. Rarity had two dogs fanning her while she drank some water from a gold cup.

    "This water is hardly sparkling," said Rarity with a sigh, "But I suppose it will have to do." As she relaxed with her water, the three main diamond dogs were busy pulling the wagons loaded with gems.

    "Wait!" said Rover panting from the heavy wagon, "Why are we doing this?"

    "To stop the awful noises from the pony's mouth, remember?" Spot answered with a whine.

    "Yes, yes, I know," Rover replied, "This is ridiculous! Letting a pony order us around. What are we? Mice or Dogs?"

    "Mi...dogs?" Fido and Spot answered.

    "Dogs do not pull," said Rover, "Ponies pull. Let her make the awful noises." The other diamond dogs nodded in agreement. They made their way towards Rarity, spilling her water and slapping the harness onto her back.

    "What are you doing?" Rarity demanded as she saw her spilt drink and felt the harness on her backside, "Hey, you spilled my drink. Oh!" Then added with a whine, "Not soo tiiight!"

    "Ha! Make all the noises you want," said Rover and slapped her flank, "But move while you make them. Hyah mule!"

    I don't know what was more offensive: the fact Rover slapped Rarity's flank like she was livestock or the fact he called her a mule.

    "Did you just call me a...mule?" Rarity asked, showing she was deeply hurt. Apparently, the latter was more offensive in her opinion.

    "Ehh..." said Rover nervously as tears formed in Rarity's eyes.

    "Mules are ugly," Rarity said sadly, "Are you saying that I too am ugly?" Rarity knelt on the ground and began to cry loudly.

    "What are these noises?" Spot asked dumbly.

    "He called me ugly!" Rarity sobbed.

    "No! Mule!" Rover corrected, "I said mule!"

    "An ugly old mule!" Rarity sobbed, "And it's true! Just look at me. I used to be beautiful, but, but nooow..." Rarity cried harder.

    "No, no!" Fido replied, trying to make the crying stop, "You're still beautiful, po...uh, Miss Rarity."

    "You're just saying that!" Rarity whined in her tears.

    "No, you're still pretty and...and..." Spot stuttered.

    "Oh, uh, uh, nice," Rover added, "yeah."

    "I don't believe you!" said Rarity, "You never liked me!" She then started to wail.

    "Oh, I've had just about enough of this!" Rover groaned as the dog covered their ears to block out Rarity's painful cries.

    It was then the other ponies and Spike were in hot pursuit of locating Rarity.

    "We're getting close," said Twilight, "I can feel it." They soon could hear Rarity's crying in the distance.

    "It's coming from down here," said Spike, "Come on!" They soon arrived at another intersection.

    "She must be in there," said Rainbow as she heard the crying at its loudest behind a barred door. Suddenly, they were all surprised as some guard dogs, also called mook dogs, jumped on top of them.

    "Hey!" Mario exclaimed as he and the other five ponies were muzzled.

    "More workhorses," the mook dogs said.

    "Hoh, doggies," said Applejack, "If you can take this bull by the horns, you better be ready for a ride. Come on, ponies. Kick 'em up, kick 'em out. Buck 'em up, buck 'em down." The other ponies wasted no time acting like bucking broncos and within seconds, they knocked all the mook dogs off their backs, including the muzzles, except for Twilight, who still was wearing her muzzle. The mook dogs growled at them.

    "Time for my redemption," said Mario, "Come on! Spike, you said you wanted save Rarity." The two charged the pack of mook dogs. The other five ponies just gasped, unsure of what Mario and Spike were going to do as Mario transported himself, Spike, and the mook dogs to a battle setting with his magic.

    "Let's a-go!" said Mario.

    "Okey-dokey!" added Spike.

    (cue favorite RPG battle music again)

    With Mario and Spike on the left, with their five friends behind them. The six mook dogs stood menacingly at the right. Spike noticed something.

    "I don't think we can stomp these guys," said Spike as he pointed at the mook dog's spikey helmets.

    "Not a problem," said Mario as he reached into his saddle bags and handed Spike a large black hammer.

    "Sweet," said Spike, clutching the hammer close as a grinding smile appeared on his face. Mario grabbed his own as he walked up to one of the mook dogs, reeled back...glowed for a second...

    WHAM!

    In one strike, the dog poofed...showing the dog was out of the battle before it could even attack.

    "My turn!" said Spike as he went to strike. Spike reeled back, glowed for a second.

    WHAM!

    While Spike didn't knock out the dog, it still flinched at the attack. Now the mook dog's took their turn. The dogs created holes in front of both Spike and Mario. They chose their targets to attack, but as they popped up, Mario and Spike whacked them with their hammers. Two of the five remaining dogs, went to Mario. One hit made them poof. Spike only made one dog poof, but he nailed the other two.

    "Here we go!" said Mario as he whacked the next dog, making him disappear. Spike then whacked the last dog and the fight was finished.

    (Battle end)

    "Alright! Yeah!" Mario and Spike cheered as they shared a fist/hoof bump. The other ponies cheered as the fight ended, they returned to their original environment, and the defeated mook dogs ran away.

    "Yeehaw! Get along, little doggies!" said Applejack.

    "I've never seen a fight like that before," said Rainbow, "that was awesome."

    "Eh," said Pinkie bored, "it would have been better if some flagpoles had appeared after the fight showing they gained experience. Or if one of them leveled up and we saw numbers next to them showing their stats going up. Maybe even add a bonus wheel for an additional stat bonus?" Everyone just gave Pinkie funny looks.

    "Just my opinion," Pinkie replied plainly.

    "You are so random, Pinkie Pie," said Mario with a bored look as he finished putting away the hammers into his saddle bag. Just then they heard some loud crashing and clattering inside the barred door.

    "I'm coming for you, milady," said Spike as he hoped on Twilight and broke off a stalactite from the ceiling to create himself a sword, "Hi-ho, Twilight! Away!" He whipped the muzzle that was still on her nose. Twilight glared.

    "And just what do you think you're doing?" Twilight asked indignantly.

    "Please, Twilight," Spike pleaded, "Just give me this."

    "Eh...fine," said Twilight with an eye roll. She gave a horse-like neigh and charged through the barred door, which smashed to pieces easily as the rest of the ponies followed behind.

    "Lady Rarity," said Spike boldly, "I'm here to save you!" But the moment was interrupted as the three diamond dogs were screaming...for their lives?!

    "Save us! Please save us!" they pleaded to the ponies, "Make it stop! Please!"

    "Excuse me?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "Wuh?" Mario added in confusion.

    "So picky," said Spot.

    "And critical," Fido added.

    "She won't stop talking," said Spot.

    "And crying," said Fido.

    "We, uh, give her back," said Rover, "Yes." Rarity then appeared before them with a large wagon loaded with gems.

    "Rarity!" said Spike as the others smiled, "You're safe!"

    "Why, yes. Hello, girls and Mario," said Rarity, "You arrived just in time to assist me."

    "Assist you with what?" Applejack asked puzzled.

    "With those," said Rarity as she pointed to wagons loaded to the brim with gems of all shapes, sizes, and colors.

    "You're letting her leave with all these...jewels?" Spike asked, his eyes sparkling at them all.

    "That's quite a haul," Mario added in amazement.

    "Yes," said Rover as he and the other two diamond dogs cowered behind some rocks, "Take them. And her with them."

    "Please!" Spot begged. The other ponies just exchanged smiles, hooked themselves up a single cart each. (Even though Mario offered to transfer them all into a long train of his freight cars, they refused.) They then made their way above ground and out of the area.

    "I can't believe you found all these gems!" Pinkie Pie told Rarity excitedly.

    "Heh, I can't believe you tricked all those dogs," said Rainbow, clearly impressed.

    "Just because I'm a lady doesn't mean I cannot handle myself in sticky situation," said Rarity, "I had them wrapped around my hoof the entire time."

    "Point taken," said Mario, "but considering how dirty and smelly the place was..."

    "Oh please darling," said Rarity, "I can a handle dirt and bad smells as good as any other pony."

    "Guess you're right," said Mario, "You're hooves are coated in dirt." Rarity looked down and noticed how dusty her fore-hooves were. She squealed and began to wave her fore-hooves about.

    "Oh, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew! Get it off! Get it off!" Rarity cried out when everyone else chuckled to themselves. Rarity felt very embarassed and irritated until Mario grabbed a clean cloth and wiped them clean. So clean that they even sparkled.

    "Thank you," said Rarity, grateful but still a little embarassed. That was when Twilight chose to speak up.

    "I can't wait to write to Princess Celestia to tell her what you taught us today," said Twilight.

    "Me?" Rarity asked curiously, "What did I teach you?"

    "Just because somepony is ladylike doesn't make her weak," Twilight explained, "In fact, by using her wits, a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all."

    "Hm..."Outshines" is right," said Spike as he was munching on a red gem inside of Rarity's cart, "Now you two have enough gems to cover Sapphire Shore's costumes."

    "Not if you eat them all, Spike," said Rarity as she used her magic to pull the half-eaten gem away as Spike ended up banging his teeth onto nothing. The other ponies laughed.

    "Hey, Rarity," said Mario once the laughter died down, "I wanted to..."

    "Stop right there, Mario," said Rarity, "I don't blame you at all for being captured. Those diamond dogs were tricky and you were willing to risk getting hurt to protect me. I am very grateful to you and Spike for finding me, as well as the others." Mario just nodded and smiled as they continued their journey back to Ponyville.

    Ironically, the idea of spending hours creating gem studded outfits sounded very relaxing.

    I apologize of I seemed to have over did it with the Mario RPG references here, but the newest Mario and Luigi game come out today. I'll ease off until I find it more convenient to put these little parodies in.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    21. Green Isn't Your Color

    Green isn't Your Color.

    Pony's Log Number 120: Keeping secrets can be such a pain in the flank. It's worse when you're the middle pony between two friends who won't be honest with each other...

    One afternoon, Fluttershy was sitting quietly reading a magazine in the waiting area of the Ponyville Spa building. She was waiting for Rarity to arrive. In recent times, the two ponies had been making weekly visits to the spa to spend time with each other, get caught up in each other's lives, improve their friendship, etc. Mario was once invited to join them...until Fluttershy mentioned that Mario could get a waxing, which he declined and offered to watch the Boutique while the two ponies had their fun.

    (In the pony world, a waxing treatment is the same except it serves to thin out a pony's coat without removing it completely, but it is still a painful procedure!)

    Fluttershy had been reading for a while when Rarity finally arrived.

    "So, sorry Fluttershy," said Rarity, wearing a peacock style hat and removes it, "I hate being late for our weekly get-together..." She turned to one of the spa ponies, "...the usual." The spa pony smiled and zipped away. Soon the two girls were wearing some spa robes (Rarity's had a Fancy R on hers.) in the steam room as a spa pony dumped some hot water over some rocks to create steam.

    "But you will not believe what happened to me," said Rarity.

    "Is everything all right?" Fluttershy asked concerned.

    "Oh, it's more than all right," Rarity answered, "I was on my way here, wearing my latest hat creation, when who should stop me on the street but Photo Finish!"

    "Photo Finish?" said Fluttershy surprised. The spa pony poured more hot water to make more steam. But it wasn't much longer before they had moved on to the next room for facials, hoof-i-cures, and messages. They also had their hair wrapped up in towels.

    "She is the most famous fashion photographer in all of Equestria," Rarity explained as the spa pony applied some facial cream on her face and cucumber slices over her eyes, "Anywho, she saw my hat and said it was absolutely marvelous!"

    "What a lovely compliment," said Fluttershy. She also some facial cream on her cheeks as they moved onto the hoof-i-cures.

    "She was so impressed that she want to take some pictures of my shop featuring some of my clothes," said Rarity excitedly as the spa ponies gave them both a horn filing, until one realized that Fluttershy didn't have a horn being a Pegasus. Then Rarity realized something and added, "and some of Mario's as well. He's been working so hard since becoming my intern. I know he's only been working for me for a short while, but I am considering promoting him to my top assistant."

    "That's wonderful, "said Fluttershy, giving a cute squee to show her excitement.

    "D-d-d-d-do y-y-y-you-u-u kn-kn-know w-w-what t-t-t-his c-c-c-could m-m-mean f-f-for m-m-my f-f-fashion c-c-career?" said Rarity, her voice vibrating as she now lay on her stomach and another spa pony gave her a firm back massage while Fluttershy received a much gentler one.

    "Oh Rarity, I'm so happy for you," said Fluttershy. They then shifted to some mud baths.

    "But I'm going to need somepony fabulous to model for me," said Rarity as she was now covered in sea kelp, "Somepony with beauty. Somepony with grace. Somepony...like you?"

    "Oh goodness," said Fluttershy, already enjoying the mud, "I don't know."

    "Oh, this is such a huge opportunity," said Rarity, both girls have now moved on to some hoof baths, "And it would mean so much to me."

    "I'm flattered, really," said Fluttershy.

    "Nopony is going to have your elegance and poise," said Rarity as they were not reclining on some lounge chairs. Rarity had her mane tied up while Fluttershy left hers down.

    "But..." Fluttershy tried to protest.

    "Nopony!" said Rarity firmly.

    "There has to be somepony more quali..." Fluttershy suggested but was cut off again.

    "Please!" Rarity asked.

    "Somepony more into fashion..." Fluttershy tried to continue.

    "Please!" Rarity repeated, now pleading.

    "Somepony more comfortable in the spotlight," Fluttershy added, really making it clear she was not up for the role.

    "Please, please, pleeease!" Rarity begged, not willing to take no or any excuses for an answer, and gave Fluttershy a pouting sad lips.

    "Oh, if it's that important to you," said Fluttershy reluctantly, "of course I'll do it."

    "Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!" said Rarity excitedly, "You are the best friend a pony could ever have!" It wasn't much longer before their treatment was done and Fluttershy was feeling very satisfied.

    "What a wonderful way to spend an afternoon," said Fluttershy with a content sigh.

    "Isn't it?" Rarity replied.

    "Maybe we should invite Mario next time," said Fluttershy, "I was only kidding about the waxing. They don't even do them anyway."

    "We can ask him later," said Rarity, "Thought I was so afraid you wouldn't agree to model for me that I felt completely frazzled. I think I feel a pimple coming on. Oh! Only one solution. Rarity then headed back inside, changed into her spa robe once more and moved the changing screen out of the way.

    "The usual!" she announced as the two spa patrons smiled excitedly.

    Why wouldn't they? Rarity was giving them twice the business in a single day!

    (Theme song)

    Fluttershy was now standing on a platform as Rarity had her put on a sparkly purple dress with a matching feathery headset. Rarity was just pacing about examining the dress as Mario just hummed to himself as he examined the outfit.

    "I don't know Rarity," said Mario, adjusting his work glasses, "This outfit just doesn't really complement Fluttershy."

    "What's that supposed to mean?" Fluttershy asked him annoyed.

    "It's not you and quit being so sassy," Mario remarked, "A good model complements the outfit she is wearing after all and this dress just doesn't bring out your natural beauty and poise."

    "Maybe so, but Photo Finish has certain standards that must be met," said Rarity, "Hm...She's going to want to see attitude and pizzazz."

    "A-a-attitude and, um...pizzazz," Fluttershy stuttered.

    "You've already shown me you've got attitude," said Mario, "You're just missing the pizzazz." Fluttershy just stuck her tongue out at him and Mario just rolled his eyes at her. Twilight and Pinkie, who were there to help Rarity out, began to snicker on the other side of the room.

    "More light!" said Rarity. Twilight used her magic to adjust the position and intensity of the lights so they were focused on Fluttershy to bring out the outfit, "It has to catch the sequins just so or the whole outfit is just a disaster. Oh, and the headdress needs more feathers. Pinkie Pie! More feathers!" Pinkie Pie bounced up to Fluttershy carrying a basket of feathers in her mouth. She then tucked a few into the headset to increase the volume before bouncing away. Fluttershy gave a discreet eye roll as the feather adjusted into place on their own.

    "And sequins!" said Rarity, "More sequins!" Spike then came with a basket of sequins and ribbons and Rarity began to place them around the headset, causing it to sparkle. Fluttershy just whimpered.

    "And more ribbons! On no! Less ribbon," said Rarity, "No! More ribbon." Spike continued to add and remove items at a frantic pace. Fluttershy squealed at all the fussing and had an irritated glare on her face.

    "Oh, this hem is completely off," said Rarity, "Pincushion!" Spike then came towards Rarity on all fours with several needles sticking into his back. Rarity took a few pins out of his back before shooing him away indignantly.

    "Thank you," said Rarity as she fixed the hem and turned to everyone else, "thank you all for helping me. I'm sorry to be so short with you, but I'm...I'm just so nervous."

    "No worries Rarity," said Mario as he held the hem in place, "I'm used to it. Twilight yells at me all the time when we have short notice projects."

    "Do not!" Twilight protested as Mario chuckled.

    "Lighten up, Twi, I was only teasing," said Mario, "My point is that we know that if Rarity is snappy, it's nothing personal, it's just business." Rarity just smiled as Twilight noticed all the needles sticking out of Spike's back.

    "Oh, doesn't that hurt?" Twilight asked, making a painful expression on her face.

    "Thick scales," said Spike, "can't feel a thing. And even if I could, there is no pain that would keep me from assisting the most beautiful creature in the world." Twilight just made an annoyed face.

    "I'm gonna tell you two a secret," said Spike in a low tone, "But you have to promise not to tell anyone."

    "I promise," said Twilight.

    "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye," said Pinkie, even making gestures as she covered an eye with a fore-hoof. Spike looked about cautiously before waving at them to come closer, then again to get closer, then again to get even closer. When they were just a foot apart, he leaned in and said:

    "I have a crush on Rarity!" Pinkie gasped while Twilight looked apathetic.

    "Give me a break," Twilight remarked with an eye roll, "Everypony already knows how you..."

    "Twilight!" Pinkie cut her off, "You promised Spike you wouldn't say anything. He trusts you. And losing your friends trust is the fastest way to lose a friend forever!" As Pinkie said this, Spike gave Twilight puppy dog eyes, begging her not to say anything as he folded his claws together in a pleading gesture.

    "But..." Twilight tried to protest.

    "Forever!" Pinkie said as if she was telling a scary story.

    "My lips are sealed," said Twilight, "Thought I'm pretty sure Rarity is gonna pick up on your feelings." Spike then looked down at himself. From out of nowhere, he was now wearing a t-shirt with Rarity's head in the middle of a red heart. Before Spike could reply, the doorbell rang and a sky blue pony with white hair appeared. She was wearing a vertical black and white stripped blouse with black skirt, magenta neck scarf, and some black sunglasses with magenta lenses. She was...Photo Finish! She also had two pony assistants behind her wearing white jumpsuits that had different flashy designs.

    "I, Photo Finish...have arrived," she announced boldly with a thick Austrian accent and making a few poses as she spoke. Rarity and Mario smiled excitedly.

    "Welcome to the Carousel Boutique, Miss Photo Finish," said Mario.

    "Let me just say, what an honor!" said Rarity excitedly. Photo said nothing in return, walked past Rarity, and just noticed Fluttershy on the stage.

    "We begin...now!" said Photo Finish, with one assistant dropping a suitcase on the floor that instantly transformed into a camera sitting on a tri-pod. She took a couple of pictures while Fluttershy was looking rather nervous.

    "Attitude and pizzazz!" said Rarity to Fluttershy.

    "Yes! Show Photo Finish something," Photo Finish added as Fluttershy made a confident pose on her hind legs.

    "No!" Photo Finish replied, making Fluttershy cower back, "Yeees!" Rarity then gestured for Fluttershy to give a confident smile. Fluttershy gave an awkward smile.

    "No!" Photo Finish shouted, making Fluttershy retract again into a frown, "Yeees!" Fluttershy then tried again to show some confidence for another picture with a dynamic pose.

    "No!" Photo Finish repeated, making Fluttershy squat low to the ground, "Yeees!" Mario began to notice that Photo Finish was only taking her pictures when Fluttershy was being shy, rather showing any attitude or pizzazz. He hoped Rarity was making a note of that.

    "Enough!" said Photo Finish before packing up her camera, the assistant grabbed the suitcase and she walked away without another word. Everyone was stunned for a few seconds.

    "She hardly took any pictures," said Twilight as Photo Finish walked by.

    "I'm so sorry," said Fluttershy as Rarity removed the headdress, "I tried my best."

    "Well, the headdress is too big for you and cape had too much sparkle," said Rarity, the disappointment clearly in her tone, "I can't believe I ever thought I could impress her."

    "Don't you mean we?" Mario asked, but didn't wait for an answer, "besides, I don't think it was the outfit..."

    "It seems that I, Photo Finish..." the fashion photographer had returned and cut Mario off, "...have found the next fashion star here in Ponyville."

    "Really?" said Rarity. Mario didn't reply.

    "Yes. Really. And I, Photo Finish, am going to help her shine all over Equestria," Photo Finish announced, making Rarity give a light squeal, "Tomorrow, a photo shoot in ze park." She paused impressively, making a pose.

    "I go!" With that said, and giving a very dynamic pose, Photo Finish was gone like the wind. Rarity was very excited as she watched Photo Finish make her exit.

    "Did you hear that?" Rarity said to everyone else, "I am going to "shine all over Equestria"." Mario blinked for a moment.

    "Umm...I don't think..."

    "Oh Rarity. I was so worried I'd ruin everything," said Fluttershy with relief. cutting Mario off.

    "Umm...girls..." Mario tried again.

    "Oh, never, I knew you'd be perfect," said Rarity as she excitedly giggled. Rarity began jumping up and down excitedly. She was so excited that she didn't even notice that she was stomping on Spike tail continuously. Poor Spike was so lovesick at having Rarity next to him that he didn't even bother to move his tail out of the way until Twilight dragged him away herself. Mario just sighed quietly.

    How am I gonna break it to Rarity that it's not HER that Photo Finish wants to shine all over Equestria? He asked himself.

    He spent all morning trying to tell Rarity the truth, feeling that she needed to know the truth before she learned it the hard way. But as much as he tried, Rarity was too busy to listen, even going so far as to scold him for bugging her so much. After that Mario just continued his work without another word.

    Guess Rarity will just have to learn this the hard way, Mario told himself, But...I better get some extra tissues and ice cream on standby.

    Mario did just that when he got the chance to exit the shop, but nearly risked being late as Rarity was ready to go to the park for the photo shoot. Once at the park, Rarity had a screen set up so Fluttershy could change while the other outfits he and Rarity had assembled together were hanging on a wheeled clothes rack. Mario waited impatiently outside the dressing screen as Rarity and Fluttershy went behind it with the outfits between them.

    "No, no, no, yes!" said Rarity from behind it, as she tossed one outfit after another from behind the screen until she found the right one, "That is definitely the one. Photo Finish is going to love it. Everypony is going to love it."

    "I hope you're right," Mario muttered to himself as Fluttershy came out wearing a white suit that was covered in light blue gems.

    "Oh, I am so excited for you," said Fluttershy, "Just don't forget us little ponies when you become the most famous designer in all of Equestria."

    "Never," Rarity answered.

    "What about me?" Mario asked. He had been getting a good name for his fashion designs as well. He might not be seeking to be the best fashion designer, but he still wanted to feel acknowledged.

    "Mario, there's a star in every show. You're just the background pony," said Fluttershy smugly.

    "Well, thanks alot!" Mario snapped indignantly as the two girls giggled to each other. It was then Photo Finish arrived on her own personal palanquin that was carried by four stallions with her two assistants behind it.

    "Put me down here," said Photo Finish as the stallions lowered the palanquin so she could hop off. She looked at Fluttershy before shaking her head.

    "Oh, nonononononono," said Photo Finish, "The model should be in something simple. Something inspired by..." she looked at a nearby tree, "...the nature!" Rarity and Fluttershy were taken aback a bit before Rarity quickly tried to recompose herself.

    "That's just what I was thinking," said Rarity, "Um..." Rarity then shoved the rack of outfits away with a hind leg...and taking Mario with them.

    "Wah!" Mario cried out as he and the clothes rack rolled out of sight and crashed into the distance.

    "...give me a moment and I'll, uh, put a little something together," Rarity finished as she tried to come up with an idea on the moment.

    "Yes...that will not be necessary," said Photo Finish.

    "But...but...how are you going to help me "shine across all of Equestria" if I don't design something new for these pictures?" Rarity asked in shock.

    "I'm not going to help you shine across Equestria," said Photo Finish, "I am going to help her shine. She is my star. You! Go!" Rarity gasped, her eyes glossy as Photo Finish's two assistants dragged Fluttershy away. It was a couple of minutes later that Mario had returned with the discarded outfits. Rarity looked at him sadly.

    "You...you knew she was talking about Fluttershy didn't you?" she asked Mario. Mario nodded. Rarity became angry.

    "Then why didn't you..." Rarity demanded.

    "Think back to last night and this morning..." Mario reminded her sternly. Rarity looked indignant before she remember all the times she had brushed him off..and scolded him. Her angry demeanor soon melted in shame, tears trying to escape her eyes but she held them back. Mario pulled her into a hug.

    "I hope you know...I never meant to tune you out," said Rarity quietly, "I was just so excited and I...I'm sorry."

    "I forgive you," said Mario, "I was hoping I'd be wrong. I know how much this meant to you." Rarity pulled away and the two began to pack up and head back Boutique when Fluttershy returned, now wearing a simple green dress with a flowery headband. Mario could tell by the sadness in Fluttershy's face that she didn't want to take away Rarity's dream, or had meant to.

    "I can't, Rarity," Fluttershy told her sadly.

    "Oh, but you must, Fluttershy," said Rarity, "Photo Finish wants to make you a star. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. I know we were both hopping it would be my lifetime, but nonetheless you can't throw away this chance. You must do this for me. You must! You must! You must!" Fluttershy clearly didn't want to, but Rarity was right in her face as she begged Fluttershy to do it. Fluttershy glanced over to Mario, who just gave her a concerned look.

    "You decide what you feel is right," Mario mouthed to her in a voice only she could hear, "Don't let Rarity force you." He knew Rarity was just being considerate and that she was more disappointed than she was willing to show.

    "Flootershy! It is time to make..." Photo Finish paused again, "...the magics!" Fluttershy just sighed as she went over to her without another word.

    "Oh, wunderbar," Photo Finish told her, "You are like a delicate flower. So much more alluring without all those sparkles and feathers." While it can be said Photo Finish was only trying to encourage Fluttershy, Rarity felt rather hurt learning that Photo Finish hasn't liked the dress they had designed at all.

    "Guess you were right about those dresses, Mario," said Rarity quietly, "I should have listened to you." Rarity walked sadly away as Mario followed quietly from behind. While he did wish the girls would listen to him more, he didn't want them to have to learn that lesson like this.

    It wasn't long before Mario and Rarity it had returned back to the Boutique. Mario offered her some comfort in case she needed a good cry, but Rarity calmly declined and just asked if she could sew alone for a while. Mario conceded but promised to be back later to make sure she was okay. He hadn't been gone for a few minutes when Pinkie and Twilight arrived to see her.

    "How'd it go? How'd it go?" Pinkie asked excitedly as she bounced on all four of her hooves.

    "It didn't," said Rarity in a depressed tone, "Photo Finish wanted to work with Fluttershy, not me." Rarity then tucked on the black cloak she had made from her sewing.

    "Oh Rarity, I'm so sorry," said Twilight, "Is there anything we can do?"

    "I just vant to be alone right now," said Rarity as she pulled the hoodie over head and turned away.

    "You heard her," said Spike, "She vants to be...alone." Spike shoved Twilight and Pinkie out before walking over to her with in a lovesick daze until Twilight roughly pulled him out.

    "What? I didn't think she meant alone alone," Spike replied, getting glares from both Twilight and Pinkie.

    Meanwhile, Photo Finish and her associates were busy getting Fluttershy ready for her big runway debut. Fluttershy was clearly feeling overwhelmed as the two assistants were fussing over her soft pink mane. She was currently wearing a teal-green dress with a multi-layered skirt, some ballet style green shoes on her fore-hooves, and her mane was tied upward with a silver tiara hairclip. One assistant was busy putting make up powder on her face while the other was putting on some blush to make her cheeks extra rosy. Fluttershy squeaked at all the make up being put on her face.

    "Too much blush," said Photo Finish and the assistant wiped some off.

    "Not enough," Photo Finish retorted and the assistant applied more.

    "Too much."

    "Not enough."

    "Perfect," said Photo Finish at last.

    "Ah...aaah...choo!" said Fluttershy, giving a very tiny sneeze.

    "Oh yes! Even her schneezes are graceful," said Photo Finish, "Now go!" Her assistants quickly took their leave as Photo Finish and Fluttershy made their way towards the stage.

    "How do you feel?" Photo Finish asked Fluttershy, "Excited? Overjoyed? Thrilled beyond your wildest dreams?"

    "N...nervous," said Fluttershy timidly.

    "Nervous?" Photo Finish exclaimed, "Dun be ridiculous. You're only facing a large crowd of ponies who will be watching your every move and silently judging you." Fluttershy cowered fearfully as the music began to play.

    "Your cue! Now go!" said Photo Finish, giving Fluttershy a hard shove forward towards the start of the runway. Fluttershy nervously stepped forward a bit.

    "No seriously..." said several upscale and fashion experienced ponies as they began to examine and chatter about her. Others were also taking pictures of her with their cameras. Despite everything in her body telling her to run, Fluttershy remembered why she was there.

    "You can't let Rarity down," Fluttershy told herself, "You must do this. You must. You must. You must." Soon Fluttershy found a small comfort zone on stage. While she tried to smile and pose, she still was rather timid, shy, and reserved. However, the fashion ponies loved it.

    "So graceful," said a pony named Lyrice Lilac.

    "So lovely," added a pony named Royal Ribbon.

    "So perfect for my new advertisement," said Hoity Toity.

    It wasn't much longer before Fluttershy was a major fashion superstar. She began to make the front cover of several fashion magazines. She was even given the red carpet treatment for a premiere. A long white carriage appeared as Fluttershy and Photo Finish made their way inside the building with fans cheering. Rarity, wearing her peacock style hat, and Mario were right behind them. Only to be cut off by security and denied access. Rarity was taken aback. Mario approached, speaking in what sounded like Italian gibberish to explain they were on the list, but were still denied. Mario just groaned and Rarity felt indignant.

    Soon others were sponsoring Fluttershy on their goods and products, including Sweet Apple Acres apples now had the yellow Pegasus's face on the crates as Applejack sold her apples proudly. Rarity and Mario gasped in surprise since they had come to visit the orange pony. They then looked up into the sky and some of the Pegasus ponies were advertising Fluttershy on a large banner as they flew by. Mario just looked while Rarity growled angrily. Mario figured that this would happen at some point. He had felt the same way when someone else became famous after he had been "retired" from the track team.

    Rarity was getting jealous.

    However, Fluttershy's new life in the spotlight wasn't all daisies and roses either. One day, the yellow Pegasus was just trying to fly and do something less exciting with her life when...

    "It's Fluttershy!" a pony names Shoeshine shouted and soon other ponies were shouting excitedly as they chased after her. Fluttershy tried to run away, but was soon ambushed by paparazzi ponies wanting to take her picture. Seeing that running wasn't an option, she tried to fly away, but was soon bombarded by cameras and paparazzi in the air as well. Fluttershy then took off for the first place that came to her mind, Carousel Boutique.

    Rarity was currently working on another dress and Mario was helping her again. Work had been pretty quiet until they heard the bell ring and saw Fluttershy ducked behind the door as ponies tried to peer inside, shouting and trying to get her picture once more. Mario narrowed his eyes and stomped towards the front door and stepped out.

    "Get away from my sister you wanna-be parasprites!" Mario yelled before slamming the door and shutting the curtains so they would go away. Mario knelt beside Fluttershy and helped the Pegasus to her hooves.

    "Are you alright, Fluttershy?" Mario asked concerned. Fluttershy just smiled and gave a nod. Rarity, however, was less sympathetic.

    "Wow. Look how popular you are," said Rarity, her voice brimming on the edge between jealousy and sarcasm, "I'm so excited for you. You must be having the best time ever."

    "Oh, yes," said Fluttershy in a tone that was far from casual, "Best time ever..." One could feel the awkwardness on the room and Mario was about to open his mouth to retort when a certain photography pony arrived.

    "Flootershy! I have been looking for you everywhere," said Photo Finish.

    "Just follow the paparazzi," Mario remarked annoyingly, but Photo Finish got in front of him.

    "We have the thing at the place," Photo Finish told her.

    "I'll see you at the spa? Our usual time?" Fluttershy asked as she flew out of the boutique.

    "Of course!" said Rarity, "I can't wait to hear all about the... "thing at the place." That last part was said with bitterness but Fluttershy had already left.

    "I'm the one who should be mobbed by strangers wherever I go," Rarity muttered jealously.

    "Rarity, take it from someone who used to get mobbed by strangers and fans," said Mario, "it's not as great as you think...in fact, it can get downright..." Mario was then cut off when the bell to the boutique rang again and two mares walked inside.

    "Welcome to the Carousel Boutique!" said Rarity, trying to be professional and cheerful towards the two mares that had entered the shop. One of them Mario recognized as Bon Bon.

    "Is she still here?" Bon Bon asked, "We heard Fluttershy was here."

    "Sorry. You just missed her," said Rarity, "But you're still in luck. I'm having a huge sale on some of our best designs."

    "and you are...?" Bon Bon asked indignantly.

    "Rarity, of course," said the marshmallow pony, "and you know my assistant Mario. He visits your shop regularly for your chocolate truffles."

    "Never heard of you," Bon Bon replied. Rarity and Mario gave her death glares, knowing full well Bon Bon knew who they both were and was too focused on being star struck to see that. Nevertheless, Mario wouldn't be buying anymore of Bon Bon's candy after that remark.

    At least for a while, he loved her chocolate mint and chocolate peanut butter truffles.

    The "thing at the place" was actually an exhibit where Photo Finish was answering some questions regarding her latest photos of Fluttershy to some news reporter ponies.

    "Obviously I, Photo Finish, am thrilled to have found her," the photography pony exclaimed as she gestured towards Fluttershy and the reporters continued to take pictures.

    "Photo Finish?" Fluttershy tried to ask, but Photo Finish was too full of herself to hear the yellow Pegasus.

    "She's a natural in front of the camera," Photo Finish continued.

    "Um...Photo Finish?" said Fluttershy.

    "I only need to point and shoot, and I capture...the magics!" Photo Finish said as she made a pose and the reports began to take more pictures of Fluttershy.

    "Over here!" "Fluttershy, over here!" the reporters shouted.

    "Photo Finish, I'm so sorry to interrupt," said Fluttershy, finally getting her attention, "It's just that I'm running late..." Photo Finish gasped.

    "How could I have forgotten?!" said Photo Finish, "Your appearance at the ballet opening. Everypony who is anypony will be there."

    "Oh, actually I'm supposed to be meeting my friend..." Fluttershy tried to explain.

    "We Go!" said Photo Finish, pushing Fluttershy away from the reporters and before Fluttershy could finish her explanation.

    Meanwhile, Rarity was just sulking inside a large jacuzzi style bath. Despite being in the water, she was wearing a towel over her mane as she waited for Fluttershy to show up. Mario had actually joined her this time, but was in another room getting a relaxing back message for the moment. Twilight had also stopped by for a day at the spa herself. She was still in her spa robe when she made her way towards the jacuzzi bath.

    "My hooves are getting positively pruney," Rarity complained, showing her wrinkled fore-hoof to the purple pony, "I've been waiting here so long. Obviously Fluttershy's just too busy with her new career to spend time with her best friend."

    "I'm sure she just got tied up," said Twilight.

    "Of course she did," Rarity retorted bitterly, "She's a big bright shining star! I wish that star would burn out!"

    "Rarity!" Twilight exclaimed, taken aback by her jealousy, "Fluttershy is your friend." Rarity knew Twilight was right. Mario had pointed out her jealousy earlier today too and now the reality of it began to make her feel very guilty.

    "I know, I know," said Rarity sadly, "And I should be happy for her, but instead I'm just...grrr...jealous! Oh, please promise you won't tell her I feel this way. Please, please, pleasepleaseplease!" Rarity couldn't help but beg, even pleading to Twilight by leaning back so she was looking at the purple pony upside down.

    "You have my word," said Twilight, "Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend..."

    "...Forever!" said Pinkie, appearing out of the basket of bath sponges and slowly sunk back into them. Twilight was stunned as to how Pinkie could fit in a basket that was clearly smaller than her. Rarity hadn't really noticed as she went behind a screen, changed out of her bathrobe and towel and came out wearing a stunning red and white stripped dress.

    "Wow! You look great!" said Twilight impressed.

    "Fluttershy may be the one who's famous," said Rarity, "but that doesn't mean I have to stop looking fabulous." Rarity made her exit as Twilight sighed and relaxed in the jacuzzi. A few seconds later, Fluttershy arrived.

    "Rarity, I'm so sorry I'm..." said Fluttershy, "Oh no, She's already gone, isn't she? I saw Mario and thought she was still here. He even said she was."

    "Sorry," said Twilight, "but I'm surprised Mario didn't know Rarity left though..." Fluttershy was too upset the be worried about that. She was more upset that Rarity was gone.

    "Oh, I can't believe this," said Fluttershy, "I'm so frustrated, I could just scream." Fluttershy inhales loudly and let out a...

    "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..."

    ...very soft, but adorable little scream that left Twilight rather underwhelmed.

    "Feel better?" Twilight asked.

    "No," said Fluttershy, "Can I tell you something?"

    "Of course," Twilight answered as Fluttershy got comfortable in the jacuzzi.

    "You promise not to tell Rarity?" said Fluttershy.

    "I swear," said Twilight.

    "Pinkie Pie swear?" Fluttershy asked her in a serious tone.

    "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my..." POKE "...OW!" Twilight had tried to gesture the Pinkie promise but forgot to close her eye when she put her fore-hoof against it.

    "I don't like being a model," said Fluttershy, "No, I hate being a model. All the attention is awful, just awful. I'm only doing it because Rarity told me that I must. I must. I must!" Fluttershy imitated Rarity before she sighed to herself. "...I must..."

    "Oh really?" said Twilight with a smirk on her face, she then looked around and then motioned for Fluttershy to scoot closer, "Well...if you wanna know the truth, Rarity..." Twilight was then cut off when Pinkie rose out of the sponges again, giving her a death glare, gesturing for Twilight to zip it, and then descended back into the basket.

    "Oh, what where you about to say?" Fluttershy asked, puzzled by Pinkie's behavior. Pinkie popped out again.

    "Forever!" Pinkie warned quietly before sinking back down into the basket again.

    "Nothing!" said Twilight with a toothy grin. Fluttershy gave her a funny look before the two girls finished their spa treatment and found Mario still sitting on the longue in a spa robe. He was looking glum.

    "Mario, what are you doing here?" Fluttershy asked.

    "Rarity invited me," said Mario quietly, "but I just found out she left...without me..."

    "Oh I'm sorry, Mario," said Twilight. She wanted to say more, but with Fluttershy nearby, she didn't want to break her pinkie promise, or see the pink pony appear again to warn her.

    "It's okay," said Mario, "Rarity has alot on her mind. At least she didn't leave me with the bill."

    "Did you get that waxing, big brother?" Fluttershy teased.

    "They don't do those here," Mario retorted, "I just got a steam and a back message. Since Rarity left me here, mind if I hang out with you two?" Fluttershy and Twilight just smiled. Once Fluttershy had put on a large floppy hat with a white band and rose clip as well as some white and blue sunglasses. They made their way out of the Spa. Fluttershy had willingly filled Mario in about her feelings and he was now up to speed on the situation, and that included Twilight's pinkie promise dilemma.

    "I was just thinking," said Twilight as she, Fluttershy, and Mario walked through town, "If you really don't like being a model, you could always quit."

    "Yeah, little sister," said Mario, "I even said don't let Rarity force you into doing something that you're not happy with."

    "Oh, no. I could never do such a thing," said Fluttershy, "Rarity would be devastated."

    "Not really," Mario muttered under his breath so Fluttershy couldn't hear him.

    "But Rarity told me..." Twilight tried to explain, but then Pinkie rose out of a nearby cart of apples. Eerie music could be heard as she gave Twilight a shaking head and a threatening glare, slowly taking a bite out of an apple.

    "Mmm...Juicy!" said Pinkie as she continued to enjoy the apple.

    "Uhhhhhh!" Twilight groaned, feeling torn about what to do now. Fluttershy had already dismissed

    "Oh, if only all those ponies didn't like me so much," said Fluttershy, "Photo Finish wouldn't want me to model anymore. She'd find somepony else with...the magics!"

    "I guess you're right," said Twilight and then paused when she realized something, "You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right!" Twilight began to hop about excitedly, bouncing before Fluttershy and Mario...until her excitement cause her to knock Fluttershy's hat and sunglasses clear off her face.

    "It's Fluttershy!" said a pony named Gala Appleby and the poor Pegasus was soon swamped by a good dozen fan ponies as Twilight and Mario were buried alive. Mario pulled Twilight out of the crowd before going back for Fluttershy.

    "Don't worry little sister I'll save you!" Mario called out as he pulled out a star cookie, "Twilight you go on and work on that idea of yours. I'll get Fluttershy out of here!" Twilight nodded as Mario gobbled up the cookie.

    (cue invincibility music)

    STRIKE!

    With a simple spin dash, Mario ten pined the fan ponies away from Fluttershy.

    "Come on!" said Mario as Fluttershy followed close behind, but the fan ponies and paperazzi were gaining on them because Fluttershy wasn't a very fast pony. Mario then got an idea.

    "Here!" said Mario as tossed a star cookie to Fluttershy. She almost dropped it but managed to catch it with her mouth.

    "I thought it only worked..."

    "Just eat it and go!" Mario called. Fluttershy gobbled the cookie quickly.

    "Mmmm...buttery..." said Fluttershy when...

    Invincible Fluttershy!

    Fluttershy suddenly felt stronger, faster, and even...braver. She took off so fast that none of the fan ponies on the ground or in the sky could catch her. Those in her way were knocked back as soon as she was close enough to make contact. Mario smiled as his own invincibility wore off as he saw Fluttershy disappear to safety. Once she had disappeared, he went to go find Twilight. By the time he had found her, she was discussing her idea with Pinkie as the pink pony was icing and decorating some apple cupcakes.

    "Don't you see? On her own, Fluttershy could never do something unattractive," said Twilight to Pinkie, "But if I used my magic to help her do something unattractive at her next fashion show, no one will ever have her model again. And if Fluttershy no longer has to be a model, Rarity will no longer have to be jealous of her. And I'll no longer have to keep their secrets! It's the perfect plan!" Pinkie just smiled until Twilight got into her face.

    "You can't tell anyone about it," Twilight warned her, "You promise not to tell anyone?" Pinkie just smiled as she moved a hoof across her mouth, then looked like she dropped something, buried it, raised her fore-hooves and then moved them in front of her. Her mime act left Twilight and Mario puzzled.

    "I was following until the very end," Mario pointed out.

    "So you do promise or you don't?" Twilight asked uncertain.

    "Uh, Yes!" Pinkie answered, "Obviously, that's why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, then built a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, then moved into the house on top of the hole." Pinkie gestured as she explained and then gave Twilight and Mario a squee and a smile.

    "Obviously," said Twilight.

    "Oh this girl drive me nuts," Mario remarked.

    Later on, Fluttershy was back into her modeling dress as everyone else was gathering to watch her make her appearance on the runway. Photo Finish smiled as she waited anxiously for the show to begin. Fluttershy was nervous...as usual.

    "You really think it'll work?" Fluttershy asked.

    "They love you for being you," said Twilight, "So all I have to do is make you not be you. Just leave it to me." Fluttershy felt a bit suspicious when Mario nodded and smiled.

    "Are you sure Mario isn't going to help?" Fluttershy asked skeptically.

    "No," Mario replied, "I could never make you look bad, even if it is for the greater good." Fluttershy just smiled and gave him a hug. Twilight giggled.

    "Do you two have feelings for one another?" she teased.

    "NO!" they both snapped angrily.

    "Mario is cute, but he's not my type," said Fluttershy, "my type of pony is someone who is shy and quiet, just like me. Yet he is also very strong and handsome and slays monsters with dual swords!" Twilight and Mario looked dumbfounded as Fluttershy made a dynamic pose. Fluttershy soon realized what she said and looked away with her cheeks blushing a deep shade of pink.

    "Umm...well...yeah..." she stuttered until she heard the music and realized that it was her time to walk onto the runway. She had just barely made her exit when Rarity arrived, wearing a glittery pink, purple, and blue sparkly dress and matching feathery headdress with her mane in an updo. She didn't want to be there, but her curiosity had gotten the better of her.

    "Guess it's time to see what the fuss is about," said Rarity bitterly. Fluttershy only took a few steps before Twilight put a magic aura around Fluttershy, causing her to trip and land on her face. This caused the music to come to a stop. Fluttershy starts to twitch uncontrollably and then plops face first into the run way again. Everyone gasped and Photo Finish dramatically faints. Fluttershy then start flying with only her back end airborne and dragging her front half against the runway. Fluttershy then gasped as she suddenly sits down.

    "Ooh...Aah!" Fluttershy grunted as she begins to publicly pick her nose in front of the crowds, making them gasp again. Rarity smirks, seemingly enjoying what was happening to Fluttershy. Then Fluttershy started barking and panting like dog, even scratching herself with a hind leg. Rarity wasn't smiling anymore.

    "Oh no," Rarity said worried. To her, Fluttershy was really cracking under the pressure and having a meltdown as Fluttershy began to bray like a sheep.

    "Get her off the stage!" Golden Harvest yelled.

    "She's an embarrassment to all things fashion!" Lemon Hearts added.

    "I, Photo Finish, have made a terrible mistake!" the photographer pony lamented as she face-hoofed herself as various ponies began to boo loudly at Fluttershy. Mario and Twilight smiled as they exchanged a high-hoof for a well executed plan.

    "Bravo! I say bravo!" shouted a familiar voice, making both Twilight and Mario gasp.

    "Bravo?" Lyrica Lilac asked indignantly, "Who could possibly say bravo to that horrid display?" That pony was Rarity.

    "Such attitude! Such pizzazz!" said Rarity, stomping her hooves to show applause, "She's invented an entirely new kind of modeling! Bravo!"

    "Who is saying these things?" Lyrica Lilac demanded.

    "It's her," said Royal Ribbon, point to Rarity, "The unicorn in the gorgeous cape and headdress."

    "Now that is a pony who clearly knows a thing or two about fashion," said Lyrica Lilac, "Well, if that pony likes it, then I do too! Bravo!" Soon everyone else was cheering for Fluttershy once more. Fluttershy just moaned in defeat. The entire plan had backfired in seconds thanks to...

    surprisingly not exactly Rarity, but something much worse...

    trendsetting

    Back in Fluttershy's dressing room, she, Twilight, and Mario were still surprised at how Rarity had foiled their plan. Fluttershy was more frustrated than ever.

    "This is awful," she told them both, "Just awful! Somehow I've become more popular than ever. Oh, I'm so frustrated that I could kick something!" Fluttershy tried to buck a nearby large vase, but she hit it so lightly that all it did was wobble a bit for a couple of seconds.

    "If only Rarity didn't want me to become a model so badly," said Fluttershy.

    "Ugh!" Twilight groaned, "But Rarity...!" Twilight then stopped herself by showing a fore-hoof into her mouth. Mario gave Twilight a funny look until Rarity opened the door.

    "Fluttershy!" said Rarity worried, "Are you all right?"

    "I'm great!" said Fluttershy, trying to sound casual, but failing miserably, "I'm a super famous fashion model. Why wouldn't I be great?"

    "Because you ha...!" Twilight then caught herself again and covered her mouth as she squatted to the floor in a panic. Mario rubbed Twilight's back to help her settle down.

    "Will one of you please just tell the other the truth before Twily here explodes?" Mario asked annoyed. Rarity and Fluttershy just looked at the purple pony for a moment.

    "Out there on the runway, everyone was turning on you and...Oh...Oh, Fluttershy," Rarity then finally confessed, "It's so awful. I wanted them to."

    "You did?!" said Fluttershy in shock.

    "Of course she did!" Twilight snapped, "Because...!" Twilight then shoved a bunch of plastic fruit into her mouth. Fluttershy and Rarity look at her puzzled. Mario flinched before gesturing with a fore-hoof for Rarity to keep going.

    "I'm jealous," Rarity confessed, "I wanted all the attention. And instead it was going to you. I even started hoping you would do something silly so your modeling career would be over. But then, when it started happening, all I could think was how could I want you to fail at something you love so much?"

    "But...Fluttershy doesn't..." Twilight stuttered, making long faces before running towards a nearby flowerpot.

    "Ugh!" Twilight cried out and then ducked her head inside of it. Mario just gave Fluttershy a sad look and the yellow Pegasus knew what she had to do.

    "Love?" said Fluttershy, "Oh, Rarity. I hate being a model."

    "You do?" said Rarity surprised.

    "More than anything," Fluttershy confirmed.

    "Then why did you keep doing it?" Rarity asked.

    "I was afraid if I quit," Fluttershy explained, "You'd be mad at me for not wanting to..."shine all over Equestria"."

    "And I thought if I told you how jealous I was of your success," Rarity added, "you'd think I was a terrible friend."

    "Never!" said Fluttershy.

    "All this time!" said Rarity in realization.

    "If we'd just told each other the truth," Fluttershy finished in the same tone.

    "I promise never to keep my feelings in secret again," said Rarity.

    "Me too," said Fluttershy in agreement.

    "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye," Fluttershy and Rarity said together, even doing the gesture before they shared a hearty laugh together. Just then, Photo Finish arrived.

    "You were brilliant. Brilliant!" Photo Finish exclaimed joyfully to Fluttershy, "I've already got six photo shoots lined up for tomorrow alone!" Rarity and Fluttershy looked worried for a second before they smiled.

    "I'm sorry, Photo Finish, "said Fluttershy in a soft, but firm tone, "but I don't think I'll be able to make any of them."

    "Whaaat?" Photo Finish said in shock.

    "We go!" Rarity and Fluttershy said together, giving each other a hoof bump, before laughing as they made their way out of the dressing room. Photo Finish was still stunned.

    "Vat has just happened?" she asked. Mario was about to answer when Twilight, who still had her head in the flower pot, pulled her head out and shouted:

    "Spike has a crush on Rarity!" Twilight then covered her mouth. It was then Pinkie appeared from behind the vanity mirror.

    "And you were doing so well," said Pinkie with a sigh.

    "Back off Pinkie," said Mario, "if I recall, you broke your pinkie promise to me not too long ago, remember?" Pinkie's eyes widened.

    "Um...heh...you k-know what," said Pinkie nervously, "E-e-everyone makes mistakes and breaking a secret doesn't always mean losing trust and f-f-friendship. Umm...w-we'll just call this practice and next time I'm sure you'll keep your pinkie promise. Okay? Okay! Bye!" Pinkie then disappeared as Photo Finish just dismissed herself without another word. Mario and Twilight just chuckled with each other and gave each other a high hoof.

    The next afternoon, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Mario were at the spa. Fluttershy sighed as she enjoyed the jacuzzi bath.

    "Now this is a wonderful way to spend an afternoon," she said happily though.

    "Isn't it though?" said Rarity from the steam room in her seaweed wrap and mane tied in an upward hairdo.

    "Y-y-y-y-you s-s-s-said i-i-i-it!" Mario replied from a next door room where he was getting another back message. Twilight was just enjoying a bubble bath.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight recited,

    "Being a good friend means being able to keep a secret. But you should never be afraid to share your true feelings with a good friend.

    Did you get all that, Spike?"

    "No, I did not," said Spike angrily, "I still can't believe you told someone about my secret feelings for Rarity."

    "You're right," said Twilight, giving him a sincere smile, "that was wrong of me, and I'm very sorry."

    "Apology accepted," said Spike after a brief pause.

    "Now will you take down my letter to Princess Celestia?" Twilight asked.

    "I would love to, but..." Spike was standing before Rarity as he fanned her with a red paper fan that had the unicorn's face on it, "I'm a little busy at the moment." Twilight just sighed to herself, but a smiled was on her face. Back in the message room, Mario had heard what Twilight had said in her planned letter to Princess Celestia.

    You should never be afraid to share your true feelings with a good friend.

    "But...those feelings she was talking are things like jealousy, being sad, or angry, or upset," Mario said quietly to himself, "That doesn't apply to...romantic feelings...does it? Should I not be afraid to tell Twilight how I really feel about her?"

    Mario wasn't sure what he should do...

    I pretty much hinted at another potential OC with Fluttershy's little love interest. If you want to see him have a cameo, let me know in your reviews. Other than that...

    I've captured...the magics!

    ...

    I GO!

    Peace Pony Fans!

    22. Over a Barrel

    Over a Barrel

    Pony's Log Number 121: It seems that land disputes are going to be an issue ponies and other creatures can NEVER learn to avoid. Also...NEVER send Pinkie Pie to settle one...

    TOOT! TOOT!

    As a train began to make its way across the desert plains of Equestria, and ironically being pulled by several stallion ponies, Applejack was reading a bedtime story to somepony.

    "And that's when the yellow birdie thought to herself, "Hmm, my favorite little tree isn't such a little tree anymore."," Applejack read aloud, "So she sang her song, big and strong, and they all lived in that great, big tree happily ever after. The...end." Applejack then closes her book and tucks...an apple tree in for a nap?! It was then Rarity walks inside of what was actually the caboose.

    "Applejack!" Rarity exclaimed, "Were you reading a bedtime story to...an apple tree?"

    "Heh...uh...Well, ya know," said Applejack sheepishly as Rarity narrows her eyes at the orange pony, "bein' replanted in a whole new place is very upsettin' for a tree...and Bloomberg here is one of my favorites." As she spoke, Mario had also peeked inside as Applejack was explaining herself.

    "No fair, Applejack!" Rarity whined, "You've got a luxurious, private sleeper car for a tree, while I am crowded and cramped in the same car with all the other ponies."

    "You've got plenty of space back there, Rarity," said Mario indignantly, "and at least it's with your friends and not just some random ponies with no sleeping manners!"

    "Well you snore!" Rarity pointed out.

    "Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess!" Mario shot back as Rarity groaned.

    "How am I supposed to get my beauty sleep?" Rarity asked Applejack, getting in the orange ponies face.

    "Puh!" Mario retorted, "If you get any more beautiful Rarity, you're gonna make the rest of us look ugly!"

    "Oh hush you!" Rarity snapped as Mario glared before walking back to the sleeper car.

    "But Bloomberg's the whole reason we're making this trip," said Applejack, finally getting into the conversation, "He needs his rest so we can give him as a gift to my relatives in Appaloosa."

    "Hmph!" said Rarity, "You talk about it as if it's your baby or something."

    "Who you calling a baby?!" Applejack snapped, taking offense, "Bloomberg's no baby!" She then turned towards the tree and began to snuggle it.

    "Don't wet whittle Rarity make you all saddy waddy," Applejack told the tree in baby talk, "Bloomberg's a big and strong apple tree. Yes, he is. A-coochie-coochie-coo-coo-coo!" One might have questioned Applejack's psyche after seeing this, but Rarity was still too upset to say anything about it.

    "It's widdle Rarity who's all "saddy-waddy"! Ugh!" Rarity remarked irritably before stomping out of the caboose.

    (Theme song)

    As the train chugged along late into the night, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Pinkie, Twilight, and even Mario were conversing with each other.

    "Oh man, we're going fast!" said Rainbow, "this is so exciting, I can't even wait!"

    "You should see me when I pull a full sized train," said Mario, "We really go flying along the line."

    "I've only seen you pull freight cars," said Fluttershy before adding smugly, "you're only a goods pony." Mario glared.

    "I've pulled coaches too!" Mario retorted.

    "Since when?" Twilight asked skeptically.

    "It's been...a few years," said Mario slowly, "but I am telling the honest truth. I am still the only colt who ever pulled the Canterlot Express when he was still a young foal. And I'm still the only pony who can pull a train like this alone. When I'm not there, they need four ponies. Think of that! I may be small, but I'm very strong." Twilight and Pinkie smiled impressively. They had seen his strength firsthand when he pulled trains through Ponyville.

    "Just tell us one thing Mario," said Rainbow.

    "What's that?" Mario asked.

    "Do you chant "I think I can. I think I can" when you pull coaches?" Fluttershy asked and Rainbow snickered.

    "Very funny," said Mario as the others chuckled.

    "For crying out loud in the morning!" Rarity sighed and grumbled as she turned over in her sleeping bed. They continued to converse with each other.

    "I can't wait!"

    "Yeah! Yeah! Oh my gosh!"

    "Do you guys mind?" Spike asked with a groan, "I was up early fire-roasting those snacks you're all eating, and I'm pooped!" Some of the ponies had some boxes of popcorn next on their beds.

    "Uh, speaking of," said Rainbow as she looked at her own box, "some of these popcorn kernels didn't get popped."

    "Okay, fine..." said Spike with a smirk on her face before...

    BURP!

    "Ghk!" Rainbow yelped as Spike burned her popcorn box and one of the kernels exploded and hit the blue pony in the face.

    "Good night!" said Spike irritably before burying himself inside his blanket to sleep.

    "Uhh...maybe it's time we all got a little shut-eye," Twilight suggested, "We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow."

    "Awww!" said Rainbow, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Mario together as Twilight turned out the light. Yet it was only quiet for a few seconds as Spike began to snore.

    "Psst! Pinkie Pie, you asleep yet?" Rainbow whispered, holding a candle in her fore-hoof.

    "No," Pinkie whispered back, "are you asleep yet?"

    "If I was sleeping, how could I have asked you if you were asleep?" Rainbow whispered annoyingly.

    "Oh yeah," Pinkie whispered back with a giggle.

    "When we get to Appleloosa," Rainbow continued whispering, "you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?"

    "What tree?" Pinkie whispered, "You mean Bloomberg?"

    "...No, Fluttershy," Rainbow whispered back sarcastically.

    "Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!" Pinkie whispered.

    "What's going on?" Twilight asked in a normal, but still quiet voice tone.

    "Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!" Pinkie told her.

    "I do not think she's a tree!" Rainbow replied, still whispering, "I was just-"

    "Did you say she was a tree?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "No, Well...yes," Rainbow answered, "But not exactly-"

    "Ya know she's not a tree, right?" Twilight pointed out.

    "She's not a tree, Dashie!" Pinkie repeated.

    "I'd like to be a tree..." said Fluttershy, now joining the conversation.

    "Especially if you were a cheery blossom tree," Mario joined in, "they turn pink during the spring time."

    "I've seen those before!" said Twilight.

    "They're so pretty!" Fluttershy added.

    "Oh, for Pete's sake!" Spike snapped as he grabbed his blanket, hopped off his sleeper bed and left with a loud slam of the door.

    "Well, that was kind of huffy," said Twilight.

    "Huffy the magic dragon!" Fluttershy teased.

    "And his lovely wife, Mrs. Piffles," Mario added in a British accent, holding up Spike's handmade Rarity plush toy. They all giggled and snickered to each other. Then Rarity opened her curtain.

    "Would you all be quiet...now?!" she snapped angrily, her face covered in a green moisturizer and cucumber slices. Since it was so dark, the sight was...very scary.

    "AAAAAAAAH!" everyone else screamed as they blew out the candle.

    "The horror..." said Mario traumatically as he and the others rushed back to their sleeper beds. Meanwhile, Spike had relocated to the caboose where Bloomberg was currently...sleeping.

    "Bloomberg...? Bloomberg?" said Spike to the tree softly as he climbed next to the tree and snuggled into the blanket, "Sorry, but I tend to snore a bit. Good night." With a sigh, Spike drifted off to sleep, enjoying the peace and quiet of the private sleeper car.

    A few hours later, the sun began to rise into the sky as the train continued on its path to Appleloosa. Things were still quiet in the sleeper car the ponies were sleeping in since it was early morning when the train started to rumbling.

    "Who gets the what now, huh?" Rainbow stuttered as she was the first to be awoken by the rumbling and knocked off her sleeper bed. The rest of the ponies were woken up as well. Twilight looked outside the train window.

    "A buffalo stampede," said Twilight. The rest of the ponies awed in amazement as the buffalo continued to run alongside the train.

    "I just love their accessories!" said Rarity as she noticed the feathers on their heads, but then Twilights grew worried.

    "They're getting awfully close to the train," said Twilight.

    "You don't think they..." Before Mario could finish his statement, the buffalo made their way towards the stallions who were pulling the train...and began to buck them from the side. To make matters worse, the buffalos also began to buck the side of the train cars as well. Everyone inside began to shout indistinctively as they were knocked about the sleeper car as one giant ball, except for Spike, who was sleeping heavily through all the chaos.

    "I want to speak to the manager!" Rarity cried out as they bounced around.

    "I'd be more worried about finding a safe place to be in case our sleeper car tips over," Mario shouted. However, the stallions pulling the train managed to fend off the buffalo and the herd moved towards the back of the train.

    "Oooh, looky!" said Pinkie, "Now they're doing tricks! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Now a backflip!...Or...just jump?" Pinkie and the other watched as one buffalo stood on top of the other. Then a young calf began to hop across the back of the other buffalo, jumped off the stack of two, and did a jump and front flip that rivaled the height and agility of Mario himself.

    "Whoa...and I thought I was the only one could do that," said Mario, clearly impressed, when they heard the THUMP-THUMP of the calf walking on top of the train car roof.

    "Hmm...Something tells me this isn't a circus act," said Rainbow as she made her way into the top of the train. She immediately found the calf sneaking towards the caboose. The calf gasped when she saw the blue pony behind her.

    "Where ya headed in such a hurry?" Rainbow asked the calf before she picked up her pace and Rainbow chased after her, "wow, you're pretty quick for someone so...bulky. No offense."

    "Huh?" said the calf puzzled.

    "I just wanna know-" But before Rainbow could finish, the calf took off.

    "Hey! I'm talking to you-" Rainbow was then ignored once again as the calf continued her path towards the caboose. Rainbow got in front of her. The calf simply jumped high into the air, doing flips before landing on the other side.

    "Whoa!" said Rainbow, "That kid could match Mario in agility and jumping!" She didn't think too much about it before giving chase once more. This time using her wings.

    "Arrrggg..." Rainbow groaned as she increased her speed to catch up to the calf and was soon beside her.

    "I got you now, you-"

    CLANG!

    Rainbow groaned as she flew head first into a railroad crossing sign. The calf had ducked between the last coach and the caboose as Rainbow tried to grab her. She smirked to herself before uncoupling the caboose from the train. She gave a loud whistle as the other buffalo surrounded the train and began to take the caboose away. The other ponies gasped in shock.

    "They've got Bloomberg!" Applejack exclaimed. It was then a familiar dragon woke up and realized he was also being kidnapped.

    "Heeeelp!" he cried out from the caboose door window.

    "And Spike!" said Twilight.

    "Not if I can help it," said Mario before spin jumping off the train and taking off for the buffalo at high speed.

    "Hey, that doesn't belong you!" Mario called out as he quickly approached the buffalo. One of them saw Mario approaching and stood before him, ready to strike.

    "You think you can stop me?" Mario said confidently as he spin into the air and launched himself right at the buffalo herd. Then Mario was surprised as a buffalo stood on its hind legs, allowing Mario to strike its stomach. Since the buffalo had a bouncy stomach, Mario slowed down and was immediately sent flying away.

    "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Mario cried out as he bounced between some cacti several times before heading directly back towards the train. The other ponies gasped as they side stepped to avoid being hit, except for Twilight, as he smashed into her.

    CRASH!

    "Nice move, Mario," said Twilight sarcastically once she had snapped out of her daze. Mario recovered soon after, but the others cringed as they saw his back was covered in cactus needles.

    "Believe (ow) me, Twilight (ow)," said Mario as he used his magic to take out each needle from his back, "That (ow) hurt me (ow) alot (ow) more (ow) than it hurt (ow) you." Mario groaned as he continued to painfully clear the stickers as Rainbow was still recovering from ramming into the railroad sign.

    "Ugggh..." Rainbow groaned as he saw the caboose being taken away.

    "Heeelp!" Spike cried out in the distance.

    "Dragon-napping, Spike," Rainbow grunted, "I'll show her!" It was then the pain from her head throb a bit, "Ow..."

    As soon as the train made its stop, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight, and Mario rushed out of the train and ran into a peachy yellow pony with a two toned orange mane and tail wearing a cowboy hat and a brown hoofmade vest. This was Applejack's cousin Braeburn.

    "Hey there!" he said cheerfully, "Welcome ta A-A-ppleloosa!"

    "Braeburn, listen-" said Applejack but was cut off.

    "Cousin Applejack, mind yer manners," said Braeburn, "You have yet ta introduce me to your comrades! Shame on you!"

    "Braeburn, listen," said Applejack firmly and not listening to him, "somethin' terrible happened-"

    "Terrible is right, your train is a full seven minutes late!" Braeburn said firmly before giving them an over the top smile, "That's seven minutes less for you to delight in the pleasures and wonders of...A-A-A-ppleloosa!" The view zoomed out to show a very old western style town as several earth ponies were walking about.

    "Boggles the mind," said Braeburn, "we settler ponies built all this in just the past year, don't it?! And as you can see, we have all of the finest comforts..." Braeburn then pushed the entire group of ponies towards the first point of interest. "...like horse drawn carriages." The group saw a horse pulling a carriage with another pony inside the carriage.

    "Okay, you pull now," said the pony named Black Stone, who was pulling the carriage.

    "Aww, we just switched," the pony named Noteworthy protested, who was sitting inside the carriage.

    "And those are horse-drawn, horse drawn carriages," Braeburn pointed out. But what the group saw were a bunch of ponies just drawing pictures of carriages.

    "Listen, Braeburn, I-Oof!" Applejack was cut off when Braeburn pushed them again towards another point of interest.

    "Now you know how Apple Bloom feels sometimes," said Mario, only getting a brief glare from the orange pony.

    "And here's our local waterin' hole," said Braeburn as he showed them all a western style saloon, "The Salt Block." Just then the owner kicked a pony out of the place.

    "That's enough salt for you!" said the owner whose name was Morton Saltworthy.

    "Can't I at least...get a glass of water?" said a woozy looking pony named Ol' Salt before passing out. The ponies just stared before Braeburn pushed them somewhere else.

    "Over there's the office of Sheriff Silverstar," said Braeburn as the group saw a grayish-brown pony with dark brown mane and tail, with a black mustache. He was also wearing a blue denim vest, a red handkerchief around his neck, and a black cowboy hat. He was also just lounging around lazily outside his office. Braeburn then pushed them over to another area.

    "And here's where we have our wild west dances," said Braeburn as some of the ponies were dancing energetically with one another, "And here's where we have our mild west dances!" The group saw some more ponies dancing, but with much less energy.

    "But, Braeburn," Applejack tried to interrupt again, "we-" Applejack was cut off once more as Braeburn pushed them out of town and into the outskirts.

    "And here's the most wonderful sight in all of...A-A-Appleloosa!" Braeburn announced proudly as he showed the group a large orchard from above a high ledge, "Our apple orchard." Applejack was losing her patience.

    "Braeburn!" Applejack called out.

    "First harvest should be any day now," Braeburn told them, still not listening to Applejack.

    "Braebu-"

    "Good thing too!"

    "Brae-"

    "'Cause we need that grub to live on."

    "BRAEBURN!" Applejack shouted loudly.

    "Uh, yes, cuz?" Braeburn asked, finally listening.

    "You have a very nice town an' all," said Applejack firmly, "but we have a hu-uge problem! Some of our friends are missin'."

    "A stampede of buffalo," said Fluttershy flew next to him.

    "They took Spike!" Rarity added behind him.

    "Rainbow Dash went after them!" said Twilight quickly.

    "And we can't find Pinkie Pie," said Fluttershy.

    "And we had an apple tree with us for your orchard," said Applejack, "but they took that too!"

    "I tried to stop them from taking the tree," Mario added, "but all that did was earn me some cacti needles on my flank (OW!)." Mario found that he had missed a needles and painfully pulled it out.

    "Did you say...buffalo?" said Braeburn as he was overlooking the orchard as they all spoke, "Them buffalo, they want us settler ponies to take every single tree you see here off this land. They sure as hay don't want any new ones added in."

    "But why?" Fluttershy asked.

    "Beats me," Braeburn answered, "We put a lot of hard work into this land, so we can feed our town, our families, and our foals. And now they're sayin' all these trees have to go? T'ain't fair..." Mario looked a little concerned.

    "I think we better speak to the sheriff about all of this," said Mario, "I mean, he might know why the buffalo are so adamant about these here trees."

    "Actually, he's just as clueless as I am," said Braeburn.

    "Well, has anyone ever thought to ask the buffaloes why they want to trees removed?" Mario asked, "They might even have a good reason."

    "Now just one apple pickin' minute there, Mario!" said Applejack sternly as she got into his face, "Are you saying we should consider moving the apple trees off our land?!"

    "Quit being so defensive," said Mario as he lightly pushed her out of his face, "I'm saying that there might be a diplomatic solution to all of this. Try using your brain for once instead of just following your protective instincts all the time!"

    "You callin' me dumb?" Applejack snapped as they glared eye to eye.

    "If the horseshoe fits..." Mario retorted angrily. Applejack blinked as a smile appeared on her face, but it wasn't a happy one.

    "Say that again..." Applejack warned with a low tone.

    "If...the...horse-shoe...fits..." Mario repeated slowly, giving a stern glare.

    "Okay...pony-boy..." Applejack remarked as they growled loudly, grinding their foreheads together.

    "Enough you two," said Twilight, pushing them both apart, "Let's just focus on finding our friends and then we can decide together how to deal with the buffalos. There was still some tension in the air before both ponies agreed. Of course Applejack couldn't resist bucking Mario in his flank using one hind leg before they went to get ready for their journey.

    "Cheap shot," Mario groaned.

    Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was already deep into buffalo territory and was slowly making her way towards the buffalo camp grounds. She was quietly trying to tip-hoof from one large rock to another so she wouldn't be seen.

    "Ooh, I can't wait to get on my hooves on that little buffalo...hnnh...ow," Rainbow grunted but then recoiled since her head was still hurting from crashing into that railroad sign, "Nopony tricks Rainbow Dash and gets away with it."

    "Boo!" said a familiar pink pony.

    "Yah!" Rainbow jumped and tumbled into her back before she saw who startled her, "...Pinkie Pie!"

    "Aww, ya caught me!" said Pinkie, "Looks like I tricked you and didn't get away with it either. You're good!"

    "Shhshh!" said Rainbow, covering her mouth, "What do you think you're doing? You gotta get out of here!"

    "I do?" Pinkie asked in a clueless tone.

    "You're gonna blow my cover," said Rainbow, trying to keep her voice down.

    "I am?" Pinkie asked in her normal voice tone.

    "I'm trying to save Spike!" Rainbow snapped, raising her voice.

    "Oh my gosh! So am I!" said Pinkie.

    "And the more of us there are out here," said Rainbow, now yelling, "the more chances of us getting...caught."

    Don't you hate it when you try to warn the one pony with the loudest voice, only for it to be your own yelling that blows your cover?

    Rainbow certainly felt that way as the two ponies were now surrounded by a group of large buffaloes.

    "Run, Pinkie, I'll hold 'em off," said Rainbow to the pink pony, "Save yourself!" The buffalo look ready to charge when...

    "Stop!" said Spike as he rushed up to the group and stood in front of the buffalo, "Dash, Pinkie, 'sup?" He then turned towards a buffalo, "Hey, no worries, I know those guys. They're cool."

    "If you say so, Spike," said the buffalo, "Catch ya later, bro." The two shared a friendly hoof bump before the rest of the buffalo headed back to their camp. Spike then leads Rainbow and Pinkie towards the campsite, which is a collection of teepee tents surrounded by a collection of wood for a modest fire.

    "Seems they took me by mistake," Spike explained, "And they feel awful about it too, poor guys. Fortunately, they totally respect dragons, so they treat me like an honored guest." A buffalo came by and dropped what appeared to be some sort of gruel for the two ponies to eat. Rainbow took a sniff.

    "Ugh..." she groaned, not wanting to eat it.

    "Still don't like ponies much, though..." Spike continued, "But you're with me, so it's cool."

    "Huh. Well, I still don't trust them," said Rainbow bitterly, "I say we tail and bail while we still-" Rainbow was then cut off as some gruel splashed near her. Pinkie had plunged herself headfirst into the gruel and was enjoying it.

    "Mmm!" Pinkie hummed as she continued to munch away, "Before we finish eating? Are you loco in the coco?! Can I please have more of that mushy stuff, whatever it was?" Rainbow began to look about the camp.

    "Certainly," said a familiar young calf as she dropped off a bowl of gems for Spike, "And, Mr. Spike, you like gemstones, yes?"

    "Turquoise," said Spike as he dumped the entire contents of the bowl into his mouth and munched away before continuing to speak, "Mmm! Heh hah! This here is Little Strongheart, and these are my friends Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash." Thing got very tense when the calf and the blue pony recognized each other.

    "You!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

    "You!" Little Strongheart exclaimed in return.

    "That's it!" Rainbow snapped, "We are outta here!" Rainbow rose to her feet and was about to leave by pulling Pinkie away by the tail.

    "Wait!" Little Strongheart called, "Please accept my apologies for what happened on the train. We didn't mean for anyone to be hurt."

    "Yeah, right," Rainbow replied, not believing a word she was saying.

    "We only wanted the tree," Little Strongheart explained, "The settler ponies have overtaken the land and planted an orchard all over it! Because of their thoughtlessness, we can no longer run over our traditional stomping grounds." This left Rainbow and Pinkie rather puzzled.

    "Huh?" they both asked in confusion.

    "I think it's time they met Chief Thunderhooves," said Spike to the young calf. Rainbow just narrowed her eyes at the young calf. Soon they were surrounded around a large group of buffalo and Chief Thunderhooves stood in the middle with Little Strongheart beside him. Pinkie looked about with worried expression on her face while Rainbow just had her eyes narrowed and stood on guard.

    "Hmmh," Chief Thunderhooves mumbled, "We have a long and winding stampeding trail that we have run upon for many generations..." He took a breath before continuing, "...My father stampeded upon these grounds, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, and-" As the statement was repeated many of the buffalo grew bored, some were even drooling as the repetitive statement made them sleepy.

    "I think they get the idea, Chief," Little Strongheart interrupted.

    "Hmph," said Chief Thunderhooves, "It is a sacred tradition to run the path every year. But this year these...settler ponies...these...(snort) Appleloosans!" Chief Thunderhooves began to snort angrily until Little Strongheart poked a fore-hoof in front of one of the Chief's nostrils to calm him down.

    "They planted apple trees all over it without asking our permission," Little Strongheart continued.

    "Well that's not very nice," said Pinkie, "Right, Rainbow Dash?"

    "Hmph..." Rainbow pouted as she sat on the ground, looking away with her fore-hooves crossed.

    "The ponies refused to move their trees," Little Strongheart added, "so we're stuck here, and it is not fair!" Little Strongheart began to pout as Rainbow glanced her way. Despite her own pouting, she had been listening the entire time.

    "See, Rainbow Dash?" said Spike, "They had a good reason to-" Spike was interrupted when Rainbow took to the skies.

    "Huh...Ah!" she mumbled before as she flew upward, turned around, and landed facing Chief Thunderhooves gritting her teeth, making the buffalo gasp.

    "I'll say they had a good reason!" said Rainbow as she flew over to the Chief, "C'mon, we have some Apple pickin' Appleloosans to talk to." The rest of the buffalo smile.

    It was early the next morning as the rest of the ponies were outside Appleloosa to began the search for their missing friends. Applejack was currently tying Rarity's saddled bag on, though it could be debated that it was against the marshmallow will to tag along.

    "Ow! Gently, please!" Rarity groaned as Applejack pulled harder on the strap to her saddle bags.

    "Sorry, Rarity," said Applejack, "but our friends are out there and we have ta' be ready for a long hike into buffalo territory if we're gonna save 'em! Let's go!" Everyone else began to make their way down the hill they were on. Of course Mario lead the charge being faster.

    "Later you...guys?!" said Mario, who had barely started to pick up some speed when there before them all were Rainbow and Pinkie. They were just giving them blank stares.

    "Hi, guys!" said Pinkie cheerfully.

    "Pinkie!" said Fluttershy, tackling the pink pony to the ground, "We're so glad you're safe."

    "Oh, there you are!"

    "Thank goodness!" said the others as Little Strongheart shyly hid herself behind a rock.

    "How did you escape from the buffalo?" Twilight asked curiously.

    "We didn't!" Pinkie answered as Little Strongheart jumped out of her hiding place and stood before them. The ponies gasped when they saw her.

    "We promised the buffalo a chance to talk," said Rainbow.

    "Ah! I see you and I were thinking alike," said Mario impressed.

    "Oh yeah?" Applejack asked rather defensively, "'bout what?"

    "We brought our new pal Little Strongheart here to explain to the Appleloosans why they should move their apple trees from buffalo land."

    "That information would be quite help-" But Braeburn was cut off when Applejack got in front of him.

    "That's weird," said Applejack sternly pushing Braeburn into Little Strongheart, "'Cause my cousin Braeburn here want to explain to the buffalo why they should let the apple trees stay."

    "Wow, first he spoke over her and now vice versa," Mario muttered to Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy, "must be a trait that runs in the...OH-Hmm-hmm, ummmmmmm..." Mario was cut off as Applejack bucked a large apple straight into the pony's mouth.

    "That would be a useful thing to-" But Little Strongheart was cut off by Rainbow Dash.

    "The land is theirs!" said Rainbow, "You planted the trees not knowing that. Honest mistake. Now you just gotta move 'em, that's all."

    "Well...heh..." Braeburn stuttered sheepishly.

    "They busted their rumps here!" Applejack retorted, "An' now they're supposed ta bust their rumps again, just cause some buffalo won't stampede someplace else?"

    "Plant the trees somewhere else!" Rainbow said straight to the point.

    "Where?! It's the only flatland around these parts!" Applejack shot back.

    "The buffalo had it first!" Rainbow yelled in Applejack's face.

    "The settler ponies need it to live!" Applejack yelled back into Rainbow's face.

    "Come on, Applejack!"

    "You're bein' unreasonable!"

    "I put my hoof down!"

    "Look!" said Twilight to make both ponies stop and Mario finally was able to get the jammed apple out of his mouth, "Both the settlers and the buffalo have good reasons to use this land. There must be something we can do." Pinkie just watched quietly until she smiled.

    "Hey! I've got an idea!" Pinkie said excitedly. Mario groaned.

    "She's gonna do what I think she's gonna do isn't she?" Mario said wearily.

    It wasn't much longer before many of the ponies of Appleloosa, several buffalos, and six pony friends had gathered around a stage that Pinkie had put together within a few seconds. Sheriff Silverstar and Chief Thunderhooves were side by side as they awaited what was going to happen. Mario then saw Pinkie poke her head out from the curtain as Spike was sitting by the piano, ready to began the music.

    "Awww, man..." Mario groaned before he dug a hole into the ground, squatted and stuck his head in it. Fluttershy looked annoyed until she smirked and gave a hard stomp on the tail.

    "EYOW!" Mario yelped as he lifted his head out, saw his friends glaring at him, before he smiled as he looked away embarassed.

    Spike began to play the piano as a giant white clamshell appeared on stage. It open to reveal Pinkie, now wearing 19th century showpony outfit.

    And now it's time for another episode of Silly Songs with Pinkie Pie, where Pinkie gets the delusion notion to sing...a silly song. Everyone give her a funny look as the begins.

    [Pinkie Pie]

    We may be divided
    But of you all, I beg
    To remember we're all hoofed
    At the end of each leg

    Pinkie is help out of the shell by two background ponies. She then bounces twice on her hooves and pulls the lips of a random buffalo as she sings the next part. She even pops out of the piano top. The others just looked at each other and Mario was trying not to cry.

    No matter what the issue
    Come from wherever you please
    All this fighting gets you nothing
    But hoof-and-mouth disease

    Arguing's not the way
    Hey, come out and play!
    It's a shiny, new day
    So, what do you say?

    She then began to do the can-can on her hind legs

    You gotta share
    You gotta care
    It's the right thing to do
    You gotta share
    You gotta care
    And there'll always be a way through

    She then appeared between Sheriff Silverstar and Little Strongheart and hugs them, and shoves apples into their mouths. She then re-sang the chorus and was doing the can-can with several ponies.

    But our diet, I should mention
    Are completely vegetarian
    We all eat hay and oats
    Why be at each other's throat?

    You gotta share
    You gotta care
    It's the right thing to do
    And there'll always be a way
    Throoooooooooooooough!

    The song was completed with a cheerleader style pyramid with Pinkie standing on her hind legs at the very top. All the ponies were silent, except for Spike, who was the only one applauding the performance. Twilight slapped a fore-hoof on her face.

    "All right, Pinkie Pie!" said Spike, "That was fantastic! What a great song! Yeah, right on!" Sheriff Silverstar and Chief Thunderhooves just looked at each other.

    "It appears that Sheriff Silverstar and I have come to...an agreement," said Chief Thunderhooves.

    "We have," Sheriff Silverstar said as well. The other ponies all looked at them hopefully.

    "That was the worst performance we've ever seen," said Chief Thunderhooves.

    "Teh...Abso-tively," Sheriff Silverstar agreed as Pinkie just frowned.

    "HERE-HERE!" Mario shouted in agreement with a smile, earning himself dirty looks from Pinkie, Spike, and the other five ponies.

    "The time for action...hmh...is upon us," said Chief Thunderhooves as he got into the sheriff's face, "Our stampede will start at high noon tomorrow. And if the orchard is still there, we'll flatten it...and the whole town!" The ponies all gasp in shock.

    "But, Chief!" Little Strongheart protested.

    "An' we Appleloosans say you'd better bring yer best," Sheriff Silverstar replied, getting into the chief's face, and pushed Chief Thunderhooves away, "'cause we'll be ready and waitin'."

    "But, Sheriff..." Braeburn protested. But soon everyone minus the seven pony friends and Spike had dispersed to prepare for war. Pinkie looked worried.

    "Oh...That wasn't the message of my song at all..." said Pinkie to Spike.

    It wasn't long before the citizens of Appleloosa were getting ready for the stampede. Several ponies were rushing across town, boarding up and shutting their windows and gathering materials, even knocking around a few barrels. The mane seven and Spike were just watching the action around them with worry.

    "I want my kin ta' have what they need to live..." said Applejack, "but a storm's a brewin' here. And I don't like the look of it."

    "Me neither," said Mario, "This is a battle that is not going to end well for either side. This battle will do more than just destroying trees. It will destroy the land as well so...nobody will win."

    "We've just got to talk some sense into them before somepony gets hurt," said Twilight.

    "Including us," said Mario as Twilight approached a nearby pony.

    "Listen, maybe if you would just reconsider, we-" Twilight was then cut off as the pony jumped inside and the others nearby slammed the windows closed.

    "About the tree," said Rarity to some other ponies, "Now if you could-" But Rarity was tuned out as well as the other ponies continued to safe guard their homes. They then headed towards the orchard where several ponies were bucking trees and aggressively collecting apples. Twilight then tried to speak to a colt gathering some apples.

    "If we could just sit down and talk we could-"

    "Grrrrr!" a pony named Goldengrape snarled, making Twilight gasp and glare. Mario gritted his teeth.

    "Don't you ever growl at my best friend!" Mario shouted angrily only to get an apple splattered onto his face. He used a spare cloth he kept in his saddle bag to wipe it off as Twilight groaned.

    "Why won't anybody be rational and reasonable?!" Twilight shouted.

    "Call it stubborn pride and the obligation to defend their home," said Mario, "remember how Applejack was when we tried to help with her apple harvest?"

    "Oh please don't bring that up," Twilight remarked with a groan. The rest of the ponies and Spike weren't having any better luck getting the other's to listen and soon they heard some hammering, sawing, and nailing as a roadblock was created just outside the town.

    "Sheriff," said Applejack as the grayish-brown pony was supervising the work, "If we could only-" But the sheriff refused to listen as well and soon a large crate of apples were being carted to a large building. Indoors, they saw some more ponies were hard at work creating apple pies by the hundreds. Soon, a war flag was raised and ponies cheered. All except for the mane seven and Spike. They all could see that a war between the Appleloosans and the Buffalos had been declared and there was no turning back.

    Back in buffalo territory, the buffalos were busy training late into the night for the stampede. Some were even head butting each other for practice and others were putting on war paint. Spike was with Little Strongheart. They were watching the training from a safe distance.

    "Isn't there some way to stop this?" Spike asked worried.

    "Unless the settlers remove those trees," said Little Strongheart as she handed Spike another bowl of gemstones, "I do not think so." Spike sighed as he grabbed a gemstone and started munching it.

    Back at the main camping site, Rainbow was sitting next to Chief Thunderhooves. She could tell that the head buffalo wasn't exactly trilled about stampeding tomorrow.

    "I know you don't want to do this," said Rainbow.

    "But they have taken our land," said Chief Thunderhooves sadly, "What would you have me do, Rainbow Dash?"

    "I don't know," said Rainbow hesitantly, "but it's never too late to think of something."

    "At noon," said Chief Thunderhooves as he applied war paint to his face, "it will be too late."

    Time seemed to move far too fast for the main seven and Spike as a good number of ponies in Appleloosa were standing at the roadblock, ready to stand and fight. The remaining Appleloosans were taking shelter inside the buildings. The tension could be felt in the air.

    "Come on, think! Think, think, think, think, think, think, think," said Rainbow, as she tapped her head for an idea. It was just then the town clock chimed twelve times. Everyone was holding their breath. The chief, with Little Strongheart, were standing just outside of the town. Little Strongheart placed a hoof on the chief sadly, even the chief looked a little uneasy and sighed. Rainbow saw this and gasped.

    "He's not gonna do it!" said Rainbow with a smile. But then...

    [Pinkie]

    -what do you say?
    You gotta share
    You gotta care
    It's the right thing to do

    Rainbow's smile dropped to a frown, as well as her heart being sent into her stomach. Mario just looked bored as Pinkie sang her song and did the can-can alone.

    "I always knew that pink pony would doom us all," said Mario aloud. The others just looked at him.

    "Hope you're not expecting us to admit you were right," said Rarity indignantly. Mario grumbled loudly to himself as Chief Thunderhooves growled angrily.

    [Pinkie Pie]

    You gotta share

    "Chaarge!" Chief Thunderhooves shouted and the buffalo charged, heading right at Pinkie Pie.

    [Pinkie Pie]

    You gotta care

    Pinkie didn't need long to realize her mistake.

    "Wah-ahh! Whoa-oo-oo-oo-ooa!" Pinkie yelped as she was knocked upward and above the buffalo and out of the way. Though Mario was hoping they would run over her.

    "I heard that!" Pinkie shouted angrily.

    Uhh...anyway, the buffalo charged full force, smashing the road block and heading into town. However, the Appleloosans were ready for action.

    "Ready...aim...fire!" Sheriff Silverstar shouted as a large barrage of apple pies were sent flying into the air. They began to rain down onto the buffalo, disorienting them and causing them to separate and charged out of formation. The rain of apple pies continued while some ponies were tossing pie directly at the buffalos to stun them. One pony began to ride the buffalo like a bucking bronco. Another pony was actually trying to wrestle with a buffalo. A pony named Cherry Berry gasped as a buffalo charged into her tall haystack, knocking her and the stack over. One buffalo charged right into an anvil hidden inside the hay stack (ouch!). Another, with his face covered in pie, crashed into the clock tower, knocking it down as several ponies rushed to avoid the damage. The battle continued with Sheriff Silverstar continuing to fire pie after pie.

    "Ah! Aah!" he grunted as he tossed a pie, but when he went to pick up another. He found that he was out of ammunition. That was when Chief Thunderhooves saw and charged for him. Sheriff Silverstar saw the buffalo coming at him. He lowered his hat and shut his eyes, ready to meet his fate as Chief Thunderhooves came at him. Mario gasped and grabbed a nearby pie.

    "Mario no!" Twilight called out as Mario spin dashed in place and threw a pie hard between the Chief and Sheriff. Just at the Chief launched into the air to strike, the pie nailed him right in the face.

    "Nooo!" said the chief in a distorted tone as the pie, sent him away from the Sheriff before he collapsed to the ground, knocked out and his face covered in apple pie. Everyone gasped and stopped fighting as they saw the knocked out Chief laying on the ground in defeat. Mario's eyes nearly popped out as his eyes watered.

    "I...I...I was only trying to...send him off target...I didn't...I didn't..." Mario covered his face with his hooves as he began cry as Rarity held him for comfort. Some of the other buffaloes were shedding tears as well as a few of the ponies were lowering their hats in respect. Even Spike began to cry as he hugged Twilight for comfort. An important note of interest was that the Chief's tongue was sticking out. Then some of the juicy apple dripped off his face and landed on his tongue. The taste immediately revived the fallen buffalo Chief as he rose to his feet and licked his face clean with his tongue.

    "Yum!" Chief Thunderhooves exclaimed excitedly, "Hey, I've got a much better idea!"

    Within no time at all, a special compromise was made. The ponies began to chop down some of the apple trees, but not all of them. They were actually clearing a nice path so the buffalos could stampede through the orchard without any risk of damage.

    "We...will allow the apple orchard to stay in exchange for a share of its fruit," said Chief Thunderhooves, "Heh...Those delicious apple pies!" Some other ponies had prepared some pie and gave them to the buffalos as they stampeded by. Spike just watched them stampede with a bowl of gemstones at hand.

    "I'd rather eat turquoise any day of the week," said Spike as he chomped one down, "Auhh..." Meanwhile, Applejack and Mario were getting Bloomberg all nice and settled as Rainbow just watched nearby.

    "Bloomberg, this is yer special day," said Applejack, "Mama's so proud of you!"

    "They grew up so fast," Mario added, touched by the moment.

    "Aww, give me a hug ya big lug," Applejack replied as she hugged Mario rather tightly. While Mario felt like couldn't breathe, he still smiled nevertheless as Rainbow chuckled to herself. Twilight just smiled as she watched the buffalo stampede away.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight later put in a letter,

    "Friendship is wondrous and powerful thing. Even the worst of enemies can become friends. You need understanding and compromise. You've got to share. You've got to care."

    It was then Little Strongheart headed back towards Rainbow, Applejack, and Mario, asking them to join her on the stampede. The three ponies smiled as Rainbow flew alongside Little Strongheart as Mario and Applejack followed close behind into the sunset.

    Twilight was right. Compromise involves both sharing and caring.

    "Hey! That's what I said!" Pinkie yelled.

    Pinkie go stick a fork in that apple pie. Just like that pie, this story is done.

    That comment involving Mario pulling full size trains might seem far-fetched but down the line I will do an in-between season chapter featuring more background about that famous Canterlot Express event.

    And I never believe that the pie that hit the Buffalo chief was just a wrong place at the wrong time. Somepony threw that pie so...let Mario be the one who did it.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    23. A Bird in the Hoof

    A Bird in the Hoof

    Pony's Log Number 122: If you are going to help any pony with their pet, especially a pet belonging to royalty, make sure to ask for their permission first...

    Today's story begins at the beautiful little tree house cottage where Fluttershy was busy helping a little mouse. The poor mouse had injured its hind legs and Fluttershy had just finished wrapping it up in some bandages.

    "There you go, Mr. Mousey," said Fluttershy as she pushed his little wheel chair forward with her nose towards its mouse hole where another female mouse and their baby mouse were waiting for him, "Now you stay off that leg and do everything I told you. And it will be just like new in no time." The mouse family gave Fluttershy their squeaks of gratitude as the mouse wheeled himself into his mouse hole.

    "Oh, you're welcome," said Fluttershy, "Happy to be able to help." It was just then Angel came hopping by with what appeared to be a stop watch on his hand and a frantic look on his face. He panted a bit before squeaking at Fluttershy to get her attention.

    "You...you found a watch?" said Fluttershy as Angel pointed at the time with his paw and then moves his fore-paws to imitate clock hands, "You...wanna be a watch?" Angel then runs in place.

    "You're running! Running out of time? No. You're...late?" Fluttershy tried to guess when Angel pointed at the clock outside just as it chimed four o'clock. The yellow Pegasus looked a bit blank and gasped.

    "I'm late for a very important date!" said Fluttershy as Angel exhales in exhaustion and plops on his back. Fluttershy began to pace about nervously, "the big brunch for Princess Celestia at Sugarcube Corner. Oh, the princess is here in Ponyville for a party, and we all promised we'd be there. But I'm not there! Oh, do I look alright?" She looked at herself in the mirror before moving back to where she was before, "Do I need to bring anything?" and then shuffled through her closet, "Maybe I shouldn't go." Fluttershy sat on the floor and curled up insecurely before she heard the sound of the royal trumpet in the distance. Angel gestured for her to get going.

    "Aah! It's starting!" said Fluttershy, "I'm missing it!" Fluttershy took off for the front door as Angel breathed a sigh of relief and started to walk away when Fluttershy returned.

    "Oh, thanks, Angel," Fluttershy told him. Then she took off...and then came back again, "I mean, if you hadn't reminded me, I might not have remembered, and then I wouldn't be there, and everypony would be wondering where I was..." Angel glared and began to angrily stomp his foot on her fore-hoof.

    "Oh, right, I'm late," said Fluttershy and ran out of the door once more. This time, Angel shut it closed and locked the door. It wasn't but a few seconds later when the door rattled and Angel just leaned against the door.

    "Oh, okay then," said Fluttershy from behind it, "See you later." Angel just wiped his brow as Fluttershy finally started heading towards Sugarcube Corner.

    (Theme Song)

    Outside Sugarcube Corner, two royal pony guards were standing guard when Rainbow peeked out from the opened front door.

    "So...what do I have to do to get to be one of the Princess's royal guards, anyway?" Rainbow asked them as she flew out of the shop and hovered before the two guards, "Is the pay good? Hellooo? Anypony home?" The guards didn't answer as Rainbow began to make funny faces.

    "Wah-wah!" Rainbow babbled as she tries to few times to make them smile, but their faces were as stone serious as ever, "Ooh, you're good." She paused briefly. "Too good. I'm bored." With that, she flew back inside just as Fluttershy arrived at the entrance.

    "Phew. Made it," said Fluttershy as she made her way towards the door when the two guards held up one of their wings to block the door, making Fluttershy gasp.

    "Halt!" said one guard.

    "Who goes there?" said the other guard. Fluttershy gulped.

    "No one. Never Mind, I'll just go home," said Fluttershy sadly before turning to leave with her head low. To her good luck, that was when Twilight and Pinkie walked by and the former caught site of her.

    "It's alright, sirs," said Twilight, "She's on the list." Fluttershy lifted up her head to look back and smiled. She was soon inside the shop where the brunch was being held.

    "Thanks Twilight," said Fluttershy as she and Twilight walked together.

    "I'm so glad you could make it, Fluttershy," said Twilight, "It wouldn't be the same without you." Meanwhile, Spike was using his fire breath to help cook up various pies in the kitchen as Mr. Cake brought them out into the main room.

    "How's everypony doing?" he asked cheerfully, "Good? Good." He then went to serving the other guests when Mrs. Cake approached Princess Celestia. She suddenly gasped when she saw Mario sitting beside her, resting his head contently on her right side. She immediately pulled him off and away from the Princess.

    "Hey! Ow!" he exclaimed as Mrs. Cake roughly dragged him off by the ear.

    "Mario, I'm surprised at you!" Mrs. Cake scolded, "Getting all up close to the princess like that. And you are supposed to be a well-manner gentlecolt!" Mario was left speechless and rather hurt.

    "It's alright Mrs. Cake," said Princess Celestia, "Mario is my son." Mrs. Cake nearly dropped the goods on her head in shock.

    "You're...you're...her s-s-s-son?" Mrs. Cake stuttered.

    "Well, not her real son," Mario explained, "She found me abandoned as a foal and took me in. She raised me like a son. I don't see her too often so...what son doesn't want to cuddle his mother?" Mrs. Cake was still speechless before a sad look appeared on her face. Mario was worried.

    "Mrs. Cake?" he asked worried as she shook her head a bit.

    "Oh...nothing dearie, my apologies," said Mrs. Cake before walking away. But Mario was rather puzzled as she stood before Princess Celestia.

    "Anything else we can get for you, dearies...?" Mrs. Cake's eyes popped out as she corrected herself, "Ooh, I mean esteemed guests." She and her husband knelt before her while keeping their plated treats on their heads. Twilight and Fluttershy continued walking and having their own conversation about what the latter was late to the brunch.

    "Sorry I'm late. I had to finish taking care of a patient first," Fluttershy explained.

    "Oh, you and your tender loving care of little animals," said Twilight, "I know Princess Celestia is going to love that about you. I mean, I hope she will...I mean, of course she will." Twilight began to sweat and chuckled a bit nervously as Fluttershy smiled.

    "Wow, Twilight," said Fluttershy, "I thought I was the only one who got nervous at social gatherings."

    "Oh, it's not that," said Twilight, "I just want to princess to approve of my friends. Well...Mario and I's friends."

    "But she's met us all before," said Fluttershy.

    "And read about you in my letters," Twilight added, "But this is the first time she's spent any real time with you. And I want everypony to make a good impression."

    "Well, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about," said Fluttershy, "Besides, it's just a casual get together, right?"

    "Don't touch me!" Rarity shouted, wearing her gala dress to the event and afraid for dear life of getting it dirty as a random pony walked by, "Watch the dress! Careful, you're gonna spill that on me!" She then noticed a plate of cupcakes.

    "Oh, oh, that looks delicious," said Rarity as she was about to take one and then leaned away, "What is it? Oh, does it stain?! Keep it away from me!" Fluttershy and Twilight just watched as Rarity leaned away from the plate of cupcakes and began to tremble fearfully.

    "Or...perhaps not that casual," said Fluttershy. They then noticed Applejack, stenson hat removed, napkin tied around her neck, was sitting before a table loaded with various foods. The big issue was that the orange pony wasn't eating.

    "Uh...which is the salad and which is the appetizer again?," she asked, not having any full knowledge or had bothered even asking about how to eat a multi-course meal. Plus she wanted to show that she had come mannerisms to the Princess, "And which am I supposed to each first?" Applejack looked intensely at the food before slumping in defeat.

    "Never mind," said Applejack, "I'm not hungry." Twilight looked rather worried.

    "It's okay, Twilight," said Fluttershy, "So our friends' manners are not perfect. I doubt the princess will even notice."

    "Woo-hoo!" Pinkie shouted as she bounced around the area, "Cupcakes, candies and pies, oh my!"She then spotted a chocolate fountain nearby.

    "Chocolatey fountain goodness," said Pinkie as she stuck her entire head into the chocolate. When she pulled it out, her head shell hardened instantly before cracking and allowing Pinkie to munch it down. She then popped up next the left side of Princess Celestia.

    "You gonna eat that?!" Pinkie asked before dive bombing the food before the Princess and munched away.

    "GASP!" Mrs. Cake exclaimed before she roughly pulled Pinkie off the table by the tail.

    "Hey!" Pinkie exclaimed as she was removed off the table.

    "A thousand pardons, Your Majesty," said Mr. Cake as he replaced the spilt tea cup and cupcake Pinkie had devoured.

    "That's quite all right, thank you," said Princess Celestia.

    "Sorry about Pinkie, Mom," said Mario, "She means well, but sometimes she can act like a puppy in serious need of a trainer."

    "Don't you know it," said Pinkie as she randomly appeared next to Mario, startling him. Mario just glared.

    "So...have you told your Mom about us?" Pinkie asked eagerly. Celestia watched quietly.

    "I told her you're one of my best friends," said Mario, "and that we bake sometimes."

    "No, no, silly," said Pinkie, "Did you tell her that you are my sweet babboo?"

    "I'm not your sweet babboo!" Mario snapped, but then his face began to turn a shade of dark pink when he realized something he hadn't noticed before.

    "Then why are we holding hooves under the table," Pinkie asked slyly.

    "GAAAAHH!" Mario yelped in disgust and embarrassment as he ran off on his hind legs and fore-hooves in the air. Pinkie walked over to the other side of Celestia.

    "Isn't he the cutest thing?" Pinkie asked before bouncing after him, "La la-la, la-la, la-la..." Princess Celestia just giggled before drinking her tea cup empty.

    "Empty tea cup at 4 o'clock!" Mrs. Cake shouted.

    "Uh, I see it, honey bun!" Mr. Cake called out as he quickly refilled her tea cup.

    "Oh, um...thank you," said Princess Celestia, taken aback by the fast service.

    "Not at all, Your Highness," said Mr. Cake. Celestia took another sip and immediately after she lowered the tea cup, it was refilled again.

    "Thank you again," said Princess Celestia.

    "Oh, but of course, Your Majesty," Mr. Cake replied. This happened two more times before Celestia then raised her cup, made a sipping noise and Mr. Cake ended up overfilling the tea cup.

    "Gotcha!" said Princess Celestia as the two Cake ponies just smiled sheepishly. Nearby Twilight had brought Fluttershy to the table.

    "Oh..." Twilight hesitated before the Princess saw her and Fluttershy.

    "And what about you, dear? Fluttershy, is it?" Princess Celestia asked the yellow pony.

    "Me?" Fluttershy asked timidly but also bravely, "Oh, yes, Your Highness."

    "I understand from Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star's letters that you enjoy tending to the needs of woodland creatures," Princess Celestia pointed out.

    "Yes, I love to take care of animals," said Fluttershy, feeling more comfortable talking to Princess Celestia since the topic was something she was proud of.

    "As do I," Princess Celestia answered, "As Princess, I care deeply about all creatures, great and small..."

    It was then some coughing was heard.

    "...Nothing means more to me than the well-being of all my subjects..."

    The coughing and hacking grew louder as a pudgy featherless looking bird came out of its secluded spot in a bird cage and sat on the perch.

    "Ah, Philomena, my pet," said Princess Celestia, "You're awake. Do say hello to our gracious hosts." Philomena just coughs and hacks in response and Fluttershy gasps at the sight.

    "Oh...my," said Fluttershy with concern.

    "She is quite the sight, isn't she?" said Princess Celestia.

    "I...I...I've never seen anything like it," was all Fluttershy could say about the bird as Philomena coughed again. It was just then a royal guard appeared and started to whisper into the Princess's ear.

    "Really? Well, if I must..." said Princess Celestia as she stood up from the table, "I'm sorry, everyone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut the party short..." Twilight nearly did a spit take of her tea but managed to catch herself, "...The mayor has requested an audience with me. Royal duty calls. Thank you for a wonderful time. It's been a joy getting to know you all better." With that, Princess Celestia made her leave as the other ponies watched. Once she was out Applejack released her breath.

    "Phew! Now I can eat someth'n! I'm starved!" said Applejack just as Mr. Cake collected all the treats on the table by pulling up the table cloth, leaving the orange pony empty handed, "oh..." Pinkie was just whooping and giggling happily to herself as Mario came out of the kitchen with a long face.

    "What's your deal?" Twilight asked.

    "Pinkie embarassed me in front of Mom," said Mario bitterly, gritting his teeth, "It took me this long to get the blush out of my face."

    "But pink is so your color my sweet babboo!" Pinkie said cuddling up to the side of his head. Mario's frown got longer as he growled inwardly. Applejack then made her exit carrying a tall stack of treats to make sure she did get something to eat from the brunch.

    "Stay right where you are," Rarity warned as she made her exit by walking backwards, "All I want is a clear path. Nobody move and my dress won't get hurt! Stay back! Back, I say!" Mario looked at her indignant.

    "I'm tempted to throw this cupcake at her for pure kicks," said Mario bluntly as he held a single cupcake in his fore-hoof.

    "Do you want to end up in the hospital?" Rainbow asked him. Mario just rolled his eyes before eating the cupcake instead. It was then Spike exited the kitchen and stood next to Twilight, who breathed a sigh of relief.

    "Well, Spike," Twilight told him, "I don't know for sure how things went with the princess, but at least no big disasters happened." Little did anypony notice that the cage holding Philomena was empty...and a certain yellow Pegasus had left the party unnoticed.

    Fluttershy arrived home with Philomena on her back.

    "Oh you poor little thing," said Fluttershy as they walked inside, "How did you ever get in such bad condition?" Fluttershy set Philomena on her sofa.

    "Don't you worry Philomena," said Fluttershy, "I'll nurse you back to health. As a favor to the princess, who's obviously just far too busy to care for you properly." Philomena just coughed as her head drooped to the side as her head was now on the sofa cushion upside down.

    "I'm sure the princess will appreciate the help," said Fluttershy as she tried to straighten Philomena's neck, but her head toppled over once again.

    "Oh my!" said Fluttershy worried, "We'd better get you to bed right away." Fluttershy soon found a small bed just the right size for Philomena and set her inside it as she placed a blanket over her.

    "There," said Fluttershy as she tucked Philomena in and then placed a thermometer in her mouth. She gasped when she was the red in the thermometer rise very quickly. Fluttershy quickly places an ice pack on Philomena and removes the blanket to cool her down. Within seconds, Philomena started to turn blue and was shivering and her teeth chattering. Fluttershy gasped again as she removed the ice pack and covered her with blanket to warm up. It worked...too well as Philomena starts to overheat again and Fluttershy tries to cool her down. But then she gets too cold again. This rising and falling of her body temperature continued until her body heated up so quickly that it makes the thermometer glass shatter.

    "This is far worse than I thought," said Fluttershy and had a face of determination, "What you need is some medicine? Stat!" Philomena only gave a loud cough, causing Fluttershy to flinch back a bit before she went to grab a rather large medicine pill and placed it on her side table. (Ironically the same one the Cutie Mark Crusaders had destroyed. Mario had helped repair it for her.)

    "Here you go, Philomena," said Fluttershy, "This will fix you right up." Philomena sniffed the pill before turning her head away and snubbed it.

    "Doctor Fluttershy expected that," said Fluttershy with smirk and then buried the pill under a tall pile of bird seeds. Philomena jumped into top of the pile and began to gobble it up, sounding and vibrating like a jackhammer.

    "Always works," said Fluttershy and then gasped, apparently Philomena wasn't as gullible as her other patients and had eaten all the birds seed and left the medicine pill untouched, "Uh...Almost always." Philomena just coughed in reply. Fluttershy then brought over a large bowl of soup.

    "There's nothing like homemade soup to cure what ails you," said Fluttershy as Philomena sniffled the bowl and snubbed it.

    "Come on now," said Fluttershy, "You're not gonna get better if you don't cooperate..." She brought the bowl to her mouth and pretended to eat some, "Mmm...see? It's delicious. Good and good for you." She then tried to move the bowl towards Philomena's head.

    "Here comes to choo-choo train," said Fluttershy, "Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, whoo-whoo!" Try as Fluttershy might, Philomena refused to open her mouth and all her head turning got her neck wound up like a corkscrew. Her head suddenly spun about to untwist itself and she dunked her dizzy head into the soup.

    "Oh dear," said Fluttershy worried, "Don't worry, Philomena. I know what'll make you feel better. Wait right here. I have just the thing." Philomena only coughed in response, but the cough sounded like bubbles due to her head still submerged in the soup.

    Later on Philomena had found a bag that was loaded with some mouse feed. She began to eat some of it when Fluttershy arrived with a blue and green hummingbird.

    "Look, Philomena," said Fluttershy, getting the bird to stop pecking, "I brought a fellow feathered friend to cheer you up." Fluttershy held up a fore-hoof for the Hummingbird to perch on. "Hummingway was sick once too, but he let me help him and got better in no time. Didn't you boy?"

    "Mm-hmm!" Hummingway replied in a hum.

    "Say hello to your new friend Philomena," said Fluttershy as Hummingway flew over to the bird. Hummingway nuzzled Philomena's neck. Philomena smiled.

    "Aw, look," said Fluttershy, "I think he likes you." Hummingway then flew back to Fluttershy's fore-hoof. She began to sing a wordless tune, which was ironically the theme song of the very show this story is based on. Hummingway happily hummed the tune back to Fluttershy.

    "Your turn now, Philomena," said Fluttershy, "Go ahead. You can do it." Fluttershy sang her little tune again. Philomena inhales...before spitting out a glop of the chew up feed she had eaten into Fluttershy's face, knocking the Pegasus back a few feet.

    "Oh! Um...good try?" said Fluttershy as she wiped the muck off her face. She then moved Philomena to her bathroom.

    "I know what'll clear up that tickle in your throat. A humidifier," said Fluttershy as she dressed Philomena in a towel and placed the device under her beak as Fluttershy took a nice deep breath, "Refreshing. How's that feeling now for you, Philomena? Better?" Philomena took a deep breath as Fluttershy smiled excitedly. Until Philomena let out a massive coughing fit and wheeze that caused some of her feathers to come off.

    "Oh...That's okay," said Fluttershy, refusing to give up, "I know lots of other ways to take care of you. Don't worry, you're gonna get better, How about..." She then moved Philomena back into the living room and lit up a huge collection of scented candles.

    "Aromatherapy?" Fluttershy offered, but the scent only made Philomena sneeze and lose more feathers. She then got a metal bin and put Philomena into it with some soap and water.

    "Warm Bath?" Fluttershy proposed, but Philomena's body absorbed all the water, fattening her up, and making her lose even more feathers.

    "Ointment?" Fluttershy offered as she put some on Philomena's head. This not only caused an allergenic reaction as red bumped appeared on her skin, but Philomena lost even more feathers as a result of it. With Philomena almost completely featherless, Fluttershy had to take drastic action. Wearing a doctor's mirror on her head, she began to work on repairing the damage with Angel as her assistant. It was as if she were performing medical surgery.

    "Scalpel," Fluttershy instructed as Angel handed the tool to her.

    "Surgical tape," Fluttershy said next as it was handed to her.

    "Feathers," Fluttershy said after and began to work. Angel just watched intensely, even wiping Fluttershy's brow when it got glossy as the yellow pony worked to reattach the fallen feathers back into Philomena. When she had finished, the poor bird was covered in pieces of the tape and feathers stuck sloppily onto her body. One cough was all it took for the feathers to come back off.

    "Oh Philomena," said Fluttershy sadly, "I thought this would be easy to nurse you back to health. I've tried everything I know. And look at you. You're worse than ever." Philomena said nothing as her head toppled into the sofa so she was looking at her upside down. It was just than Fluttershy heard someone knock on the door. Fluttershy slowly walks up to the door and was suddenly knocked back as Twilight pushes the door open with Mario right behind her.

    "Hi Fluttershy!" said Twilight and Mario together.

    "I just wanted to drop by and say thank you so very much for making such a good impression on the princess today..." Twilight told the yellow pony before she and Mario gasped dramatically when they saw Philomena on the table nearby. They both rushed over and examined her before turning to Fluttershy.

    "What is Celestia's pet doing here?" said Twilight.

    "You are the last pony I'd expect to resort to stealing animals!" Mario added as Twilight looked at him nervously.

    "I couldn't leave the poor thing there," Fluttershy said in her defense, "She needed my help."

    "Oh no. Nononononono!" said Twilight in a panic, "This is bad!"

    "Now, now, I'm sure we..." Mario was cut off, meanwhile Philomena just plopped into her back.

    "How could I just walk away and not do anything?" Fluttershy protested.

    "But...but...she doesn't belong to you!" Twilight snapped.

    "I had to do something," said Fluttershy as Philomena's just let herself roll off the table and onto the floor.

    "Without telling anypony?!" Twilight replied, "without asking permission?"

    "But..." Fluttershy was cut off when Philomena raised her head above the table and gave a loud cough. Mario flinched back as Twilight sighed to herself.

    "I know you had good intentions, but you have got to return the princess's pet," said Twilight.

    "But..." Fluttershy was then caught off as Philomena gave a deep, wheezy breath. Fluttershy just sighed to herself.

    "You're right," said Fluttershy sadly, "Okay, let's..." Philomena interrupted her again with a loud cough, making all three ponies flinch, as she froze and just fell into her back on the floor, "...go..." Twilight wasted no time setting a saddle basket on Fluttershy, dropped Philomena into it and closed the top of it.

    "If we hurry," said Twilight as she rushed towards the door, "we can put her back before anypony even realizes she's missing...GASP." It was then the door opened and there standing before Twilight were two of Celestia's royal guards. Twilight's eyes shrunk as she bit her lip in full panic. Mario, however, remained calm.

    "May we help you good sirs?" Mario asked calmly as Twilight was literally trying to hide the fact she was panicking.

    "We were told we could find Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star here?" said one guard.

    "That's is us," Mario answered plainly, "What's up?"

    "We regret to inform you two that the royal pet is missing," said the second guard.

    "Really?" said Twilight in an overly cheerful voice, "You don't say!" She chuckled nervously to Fluttershy who just had a worried frown on her face. It was then they heard a cough from inside the basket Philomena was in. Twilight then began to cough as well to make it seem like it was from her. Soon she had Fluttershy coughing as well. The guards just looked puzzled and unamused. Mario kept a blank face, but deep down inside he was groaning and fighting the urge not to slap a hoof on his face.

    Twilight, I'm official flunking you at "keeping it casual", Mario said to himself.

    "It's the dry night air?" said Twilight since the guards were staring at them.

    "But it's daytime," said Fluttershy and Mario together.

    "Well...day air's even drier," said Twilight and quickly pushed them out of the house, "You guards better be on your way if you're gonna find the princess's missing pet. Philomena, was it? Thank you ever so much for keeping me in the loop. Bye!" With that Twilight shut the door and looked out the window as the guard ponies left the cottage. Twilight leaned her back against the wall as she panted heavily, wiped her brow with a fore-hoof, and was finally able to calm down...until she saw Mario and Fluttershy heading towards the front door.

    "Phew!" said Twilight and then gasped, "What are you two doing?"

    "Going to return, Philomena, remember?" said Fluttershy.

    "Yeah," said Mario, "I don't know why you shooed the guard away like that. If we had just explained what had happened..."

    "Are you nuts?!" Twilight snapped, "We can't now!"

    "Why not?" said Fluttershy and Mario.

    "You have no idea what the princess is gonna do if she finds you're the one who took her pet," said Twilight, "do you?!"

    "Do you?" Fluttershy and Mario asked together.

    "Will you stop doing that?" Fluttershy asked annoyed.

    "Hey, it wasn't on purpose," said Mario, "And I'd like to hear what Twilight thinks Mom will do to you. Do you know what she'll do, Twilight?"

    "Well...no," said Twilight, "But it can't be anything good. She might banish you from Equestria Or throw you in a dungeon. Or banish you and throw you in a dungeon in the place she banishes you to!" Twilight visualized Fluttershy in a dark murky swamp, followed by an underground cave with an iron door slamming shut, startling the yellow Pegasus, and then saw the murky swamp again with Fluttershy inside of a square metal cage.

    "You really think the princess would do that?" Fluttershy asked as she opened the cage door and walked out it just as Twilight snapped back into reality.

    "Okay, granted that probably won't happen," said Twilight, "but do you want to take any chances?"

    "All that really matters to me is that poor little Philomena here gets well," said Fluttershy with Philomena coughing in agreement.

    "That's very noble of you," said Twilight, her tone brimming with sarcasm, "I'll write to you when you're banished. Unless I'm banished too somewhere there's no post office. Then you'll have to write to me. Deal?" Mario just let out a loud huff and made his way towards the door.

    "Where do you think you're going?" Twilight demanded as she got in front of the door.

    "I am going to go find Mom," said Mario.

    "WHAT?!" Twilight yelped, "Do you want us to be banished too?!"

    "You're not going to be banished," said Mario as a matter of fact, "Nopony's going to be banished."

    "How you do know that?" Twilight asked quickly, leaning her head forward.

    "I know that I've spent more time and known Mom a lot longer than either of you," said Mario, "If I find Mom, and tell her what happened. I'm sure she'll understand. She might not like that Fluttershy took Philomena without asking..."

    "Exactly!"

    "...but she won't punish someone who had Philomena's best interests at heart," Mario finished firmly, "Now move Twilight so I can go find Mom."

    "No!"

    "Twilight, can't we just do this the easy way?" Mario asked with an eye roll, "Mom might even know something about Philomena's condition that Fluttershy can use to help her recover from...whatever illness she has. Can you just...just..." Twilight then looked at him sadly, giving him the largest and saddest puppy dog eyes she could make. He could even see tears brimming on the bottoms of her eyes. Mario couldn't tell if Twilight was actually begging or panicking or even a combination of both.

    "Ugh...why can't you trust me?" Mario asked in exasperation, "I hate it when you do this!"

    "Your fighting a losing battle big brother," said Fluttershy, "Do you really want to see Twilight cry?" Mario groaned loudly as Twilight kept up her puppy dog pout.

    "Fine, I won't tell Mom...yet," said Mario, emphasizing the last word when Twilight hugged him tightly.

    "Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou!" Twilight said with gratitude before giving him a another kiss on the cheek and let him go. Fluttershy giggled as Mario blushed.

    "Was it worth giving in now?" she teased.

    "Depends on what Twilight's master plan is for getting Philomena back to Mom," said Mario, "which I'm vague on the details because Twilight has yet to share them with me."

    "I'm thinking! I'm thinking!" Twilight retorted.

    "Please Twilight," said Fluttershy, "You just have to help me get Philomena healthy and then we can return her to the princess. And everything will be fine."

    "Did you give her any kind of medicine?" Twilight asked.

    "I tried to, but she wouldn't take it," said Fluttershy.

    "Then you have to make her take it," Twilight groaned and getting in Fluttershy's face, "You can't be such a pushover, Fluttershy! You need to show this patient whose boss. Make her straighten up and fly right! You had no problem making Mario take his medicine that time he was sick."

    "She can't fly," said Fluttershy, "Besides, Mario is different. I can't smack a bird on the back of the head to make them take their medicine. That's barbaric!"

    "Then why did you smack me?" Mario asked with a glare.

    "Cause you're a boy and I can," Fluttershy responded smugly.

    "Bleh!" Mario remarked, sticking his tongue out at her.

    "No excuses!" said Twilight as she stepped on one of Philomena's wings lightly to make her open her mouth. Twilight then dropped the tablet into Philomena's mouth, which she gobbled up instantly.

    "Done," said Twilight, "Okay, what else?"

    "Uh...well, she keeps pulling her feathers off," said Fluttershy, "the ones that haven't fallen out yet from all her coughing, I mean."

    "I've heard of birds shedding feathers to make way for a new set," said Mario, "but the fact this bird isn't growing any new feathers is a problem. What kind of bird is this?"

    "You mean you don't know?" said Fluttershy surprised, "You said you've lived with Celestia your whole life."

    "Yeah, but I think Philomena was a recent addition," said Mario, "Earlier today was the first time I had seen her. I've never seen a bird like her before." Philomena just coughed in response as Twilight stuck a medical cone over her head.

    "There you go," said Twilight, but Philomena didn't take to the cone very well. She began to try pulling it off her head with her hind legs, but couldn't. She then tried to just walk about, but was tumbling over and bumping into things. Fluttershy looked concerned.

    "I don't think she likes it," Fluttershy told the purple pony.

    "Tough love, baby," said Twilight sternly, "You want her to get well, don't you?"

    "Of course, but..."

    "Twilight, don't you think you're being a little too insensitive," said Mario, "remember that one time you gave tough love to Spike when he got sick..."

    "Mario, this is a completely different situation and besides, all the gems he ate in the castle treasury were easily replaced...mostly," Twilight answered, "Next!"

    "Well, she desperately needs some bed rest," Fluttershy pointed out, "but I can't get her to stay put."

    "One step ahead of you," said Twilight as she wasted no time putting Philomena into a spare bird cage and covered it with a white cloth. Philomena began to squawk loudly.

    "It's for your own good, Philomena, I promise," said Fluttershy gently, "Please, just relax and try to get some sleep." Philomena just squawked in reply as Twilight saw the bowl of soup on another table.

    "What's the soup over here?" Twilight asked, "Smells delicious."

    "I made it for Philomena," said Fluttershy, "But she wouldn't eat it."

    "Oh, she'll eat it, all right," said Twilight as she brought the bowl to the birdcage.

    "Twilight, remember Spike..."

    "That was then, this is now!" Twilight snapped as she opened the cage to force feed Philomena with a determined smirk on her face, but Philomena gave a loud SQUAWK before jumping out of the cage and making a run for it.

    "Hey! Where are you going?" Twilight called out.

    "I've got this!" said Mario as he somersaulted, jumped into the air, and landed in front of the door. Despite his stance, Philomena just ducked under his legs and made her escape.

    "Aw, man..." Mario groaned.

    "No! Philomena! Come back!" Fluttershy shouted as she and Twilight just barely avoided knocking Mario out of the way as they left the house to give chase. Mario wasn't too far behind.

    Ladies and Gentlecolts, it's the return of some more Benny-Hill style music as Twilight, Fluttershy, and Mario give chase after the renegade Philomena. To begin, Philomena literally had the ponies going in circles around a tree. They were soon running around the tree so fast that the three ponies lost sight of Philomena as she went up the tree. Twilight and Fluttershy took off to the left while Philomena headed towards the right from above. Mario just missed seeing the bird when he when to check the tree branches before catching up with the girls.

    Meanwhile, back in town, the two guards were asking various ponies about where Philomena was, even showing a black and white drawing of the bird, but no pony has seen her. Back in the park, Philomena had taken a disguise with a beard and mustache and was just reading a newspaper when Fluttershy and Twilight asked if they had seen her. Mario looked at the mustachioed bird suspiciously as Philomena, in disguise, just shook her head and went back to reading as Fluttershy and Twilight ran off with Mario right behind them. Only three seconds would pass before Philomena yelped silently as Mario tried to slide across the bench to catch her, figuring out her disguise, before she escaped and Mario took after her.

    Philomena was a very crafty bird, changing her running speed and changing directions quickly in a way that made it difficult for even Mario to catch her. She then ran behind the guards. Twilight and Mario quietly tip-hoofed past them with Fluttershy hovering close behind before they picked up their pace to give chase. The three ponies and Philomena then entered an area where they are randomly entering and exiting a set of four doors. Eventually Mario stops dashing in and out of the doors to wait for Philomena so he could cut her off. But before he knew it, Fluttershy and Twilight crashed into Mario head first, sandwiching his head between theirs. The three ponies were left dazed for a few moments as Philomena ran off once again. It was then the guards posted a picture of Philomena on a lamppost. Philomena looked at the picture, drew a mustache and beard on it, before taking off again.

    Fluttershy, Twilight, and Mario were still giving chase when Rainbow flew just above them.

    "What are you three doing?" Rainbow asked curiously, "Are you having a race? Oh, can I play? One, two, three go!" Rainbow took off even though neither pony replied. Eventually the four ponies arrived a pink fountain where the rest of their friends were just relaxing and chatting, except for Pinkie who was munching on something in her mouth.

    "MMM-mmm," Pinkie hummed until Fluttershy lifted her into the air.

    "Excuse me!" said Fluttershy.

    "Hi!" Pinkie responded.

    "Beg your pardon," said Twilight as she lifted Rarity into the air.

    "Put me down!" Rarity demanded as Twilight did so.

    "What in tarnation?!" Applejack exclaimed over what was happening.

    "Sorry," said Fluttershy, "but we've gotta find..."

    "The princess's pet bird!" shouted one of the guards as they all saw Philomena sitting on top of the fountain statue. She just gave a cough as everyone looked up at her.

    "Philomena, come down from there!" said Fluttershy in a motherly tone, "You'll hurt yourself!" It was just then the final feather fell off of Philomena. She goes into an overdramatic scene as her body does an exaggerated death rattle and plops into the top of the fountain with x's over her eyes. Then two seconds later she repeated the routine before letting herself fall off the fountain statue.

    "I'll catch you!" said Fluttershy as she rushed as fast as her hooves could go to try and catch Philomena before she hit the ground. Pinkie gasped in anticipation as the others wondered if Fluttershy would make it. But before Fluttershy could get to the bird, Philomena's body erupted into flames, turning her body into nothing but grey ashes. Fluttershy gasped as the ashes floated into a pile under Fluttershy's fore-hooves. Everyone gave a loud gasp in utter shock as poor Fluttershy gave a loud whimper and began to cry. Mario wasted no time, wrapping a fore-hoof around her to provide some sort of comfort. The two guards just stared with their jaws hanging out when a certain white alicorn made her appearance.

    "What is going on here?" said Princess Celestia, as the guards backed away and while everyone minus Fluttershy and Mario bowed. She turned towards the purple pony and her "son", "Twilight? Mario?"

    "Yes, your Majesty," said Twilight, "there's been a terrible accident."

    "Yes, Mom," said Mario sadly as he stood by Twilight, "This is..."

    "Mario no!" said Twilight, holding a fore-hoof in front of him to stop talking. There was no way she was gonna let Mario take the fall for something that he had no fault in...or made him cover up for her sake.

    "It's all my fault," said Fluttershy, finally approaching the Princess and leaving Philomena's ashes nearby.

    "No, Princess," said Twilight, "Fluttershy didn't know any know any better. It was my fault." Princess Celestia just looked at them curiously.

    "I'm the one who did it," Fluttershy protested.

    "But you were only trying to help," said Twilight.

    "Some help I was," said Fluttershy sadly.

    "Will ya let me do this?" Twilight retorted, "She'll go easier on me."

    "But it's my fault!" Fluttershy replied.

    "No, it's my fault!" said Twilight firmly.

    "No, it's my fault!" said Pinkie, standing in front of them, "Wait, what are we talking about?" Once Pinkie realized she wasn't going to get an answer, she zipped away. Fluttershy then took a step forward.

    "Thanks for trying to protect me, Twilight, but..." said Fluttershy bravely as she stood before Princess Celestia, "Princess Celestia, I'm the one who took your pet bird. I really was only trying to help the poor little thing. Then I was gonna bring it right back to you, honest. So, if you wanna banish me and then throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banish me to, then that's what I deserve." Princess Celestia simply walked over to the pile of ashes as Fluttershy was speaking to her. She then knelt down beside the ashes. It seemed she was lowering her head in mourning.

    "Oh, stop fooling around, Philomena," Princess Celestia said with a chuckle, "You're scaring everypony. " The ashes then rose into the air and transformed into a beautiful orange-red bird. The ponies gasped and awed in amazement. Fluttershy was surprised and left confused.

    "I don't understand!" said Fluttershy as the bird flew over to Princess Celestia, "What is that thing? What happened to Philomena?"

    "This is Philomena," Princess Celestia answered, "She's quite a sight as I said, but nothing unusual for a phoenix. Isn't that right, Philomena?" The bird gave a loud squawk in reply.

    "A...A phoenix?" said Fluttershy in amazement.

    "This is so cool, Mom," said Mario, "Only you would be able to tame such a rare bird."

    "Indeed," said Princess Celestia, "A phoenix is a majestic and magical bird. While it appears happy and healthy most of the time, every so often it must renew itself by shedding all of its feathers bursting into flames." It was then Philomena took a short flight and returned back to Celestia's fore-hoof. Princess Celestia then leaned over to Fluttershy before saying quietly,

    "Rather melodramatic, if you ask me..." and then pulled away and spoke in her normal tone, "It then rises from the ashes, fresh as a daisy. All just the normal part of the life cycle of a phoenix. I'm afraid mischievous little Philomena here took the occasion to have a little fun with you, Fluttershy. Say you're sorry, young lady." Philomena lowered her head and squawked what sounded like "I'm sorry" to Fluttershy, who simply smiled.

    "So...aren't you gonna banish me? Or throw me in a dungeon? Or banish me and then throw me in a dungeon in the place that you banish me to?" Fluttershy asked curiously.

    "Of course not, my little pony," said Princess Celestia, "where on Earth did you get such an idea?" Fluttershy just gave Twilight a glance before smiling.

    "I guess I have some imagination," said Fluttershy.

    "Fluttershy really did do everything she could to try to take care of Philomena for you," Twilight added.

    "And I do appreciate that your heart was in the right place, child," said Princess Celestia, "But all you had to do was ask and I could have simply told you Philomena was a phoenix and saved you all this trouble."

    "Gee...where have I heard that before?" Mario said aloud as Twilight and Fluttershy gave him blank looks.

    "Don't expect us to admit you were right," Fluttershy remarked.

    "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...I get no respect, no respect at all," Mario muttered under his breath and began to pout as everyone snickered.

    "Well, my son, this is what happens when you make six girls your best friends," said Princess Celestia with a chuckle, "thought I do suggest that despite wanting to represent your element you remember to stand up for what is right so these kind of mistakes don't happen in the future."

    "Yes...Mom..." said Mario, smiling timidly, feeling a little embarassed as he began to look at his hoof as he slid it across the dirt.

    "So please, don't feel afraid to ask me about something you don't understand the next time we have a get-together, my little ponies," she told Fluttershy, Twilight, and the others.

    "I know," said Fluttershy, "I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. Next time, I'll ask before taking matters into my own hooves."

    "Should I write you a letter about that lesson, Princess?" Twilight asked.

    "No, that's quite all right," Princess Celestia answered as Philomena took to the skies once again, "I think I can remember." It was then Fluttershy felt something in her right ear, she looked up to find that Philomena had tucked one of her red feathers there as a gift.

    "It's beautiful," said Fluttershy, "thank you, Philomena. No hard feelings." The phoenix continued to fly about until Rainbow got an idea.

    "Hmm..." she pondered before flying up to Philomena and whispering in a tone that was indistinct to everypony else, "Hey, you know what you should do? You should go over there and tickle them!" Rainbow pointed towards the guards as Philomena flew between them and began to tickle their noses. The guards couldn't keep a straight face and began to laugh.

    "Yeah!" Rainbow shouted as she and Philomena exchanged a high hoof/wing. Everyone else just laughed as well.

    And that ends the adventures of Ella Pollo Lolo.

    I know Philomena is not a "crazy chicken", but she certainly acted like one.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    24. The Cutie Mark Chronicles

    The Cutie Mark Chronicles

    Pony's Log Number 123: Whoever thought that the very ponies I've become so close with where actually meant to be a part of my life in the first place...

    On a clear sunny day, three familiar fillies found themselves at the top of a tall tree. They were all linked together by a rope that was connected to another tree. They were also donning some helmets for safety.

    "Are you about this, Scootaloo?" Sweetie Belle gulped, "I've never even heard of a pony zip lining before. I mean...I know Mario can actually rail grind with just his hind hooves. Don't get how he does it without overheating his horseshoes though..."

    "Never mind your boyfriend," said Scootaloo, "as for zip lining, neither have I, but Spike told me it was awesome." The three then took off down their zip line, but soon realized that they had tied the rope to the other side a little too high since they came to stop in the middle of the two trees. Another mistake they had made was using a proper rope that was made for zip lining. The rope they used became heated as their metal connectors grinded on it, making the rope catch fire and break.

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The three fillies screamed.

    "Whoa!"

    "Oh!"

    "Wah!" Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle said in succession as they honked, bonked, and tumbled through several trees branches until they all crashed onto the ground, covered in leaves and sticky tree sap.

    "Ow!" The three fillies groaned.

    "See anything?" Apple Bloom asked before either of them had gotten back onto their hooves. Scootaloo was the first to get up and checked her flank.

    "Tree sap and pine needles, but no cutie marks," Scootaloo reported.

    "Plan B?" Sweetie Belle asked.

    "Yeah," Scootaloo answered, "You know where we can find a cannon at this hour?" The other two fillies just looked at with fearful eyes. Scootaloo then removed her helmet and slammed it onto the ground.

    "It's no use," said Scootaloo angrily, "No matter what we try, we always end up without our cutie marks. And, surprisingly often, covered in tree sap." Apple Bloom had wasted no time providing the three girls with some buckets of water so they could wash off the leaves, twigs, and tree sap.

    "Maybe we should do something less dangerous," Sweetie Belle proposed as she finished cleaning herself off, "like pillow testing or flower sniffling?"

    "This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks," Apple Bloom pointed out, "Why don't we ask them how they did it?"

    "That's a great safe idea," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Yeah!" said Scootaloo in agreement, "And we can start with the coolest pony in Ponyville."

    "Applejack!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Rarity!" said Sweetie Belle, "oh, oh...let's not forget...Mario!" Sweetie Belle sighed happily to herself as Scootaloo made a face.

    "Come on, guys, I said "cool"!" said Scootaloo as she flapped her small wings so she was hovering a few inches off the ground, "You know who I'm talking about. She's fast. She's tough. She's not afraid of anything!" Scootaloo hovered about trying to fly like the sad pony before returning to the group and stood on her hind legs.

    "Pinkie Pie?" Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle guessed.

    "No!" said Scootaloo, "The greatest flyer ever to come out of Cloudsdale."

    "Fluttershy?" Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle guessed next.

    "No!" Scootaloo snapped, "Rainbow Dash!"

    "Oh! Yeah, that makes much more sense," said Apple Bloom.

    "Of course," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Let's do it," said Scootaloo, "Let's find out how Rainbow Dash earned her cutie mark!"

    "Yeah!" said Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle together as they high-hoofed each other. Only to realize that the young Pegasus's fore-hooves were still covered in tree sap.

    "Aah! Uuh!" Sweetie Belle grunted as she and Apple Bloom tried to pull their hooves apart, but the sap was too stick. The three fillies just groaned as they were not stuck together...for the moment.

    (theme song)

    With the sound of a motor revving, Scootaloo rode her scooter down a dirt path the Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle being pulled in a wagon behind her. Scootaloo was rather focused on keeping up her speed when three bunnies carrying apples appeared in the middle of the road. Scootaloo gasped as she applied the brakes, causing her scooter and the wagon to screech to a stop just a foot away from the apple carrying bunnies.

    "Get back here, you thievin' varmints!" That was the sound of Applejack. Apparently the three bunnies had taken the apples from her and she was chasing them down.

    "Thievin' what now?" Apple Bloom said out of the blue. Applejack popped out of a nearby bush and tried to pounce on the bunnies. But her aim and timing was off and she ended up crashing right into the three fillies. When the dust had settled, Apple Bloom was on top of Applejack and Sweetie Belle somehow found herself on top of Scootaloo.

    "Hey sis!" said Apple Bloom, "How'd you get your cutie mark?"

    "I never told you that story?" Applejack asked her little sister in surprise.

    "Hey! I thought we were gonna ask Rainbow Dash," Scootaloo protested as Applejack just smirked to herself.

    "We need all the help we can get," said Apple Bloom as she and Sweetie Belle waited eagerly to hear Applejack tell her story.

    "Ugh, fine," said Scootaloo with much reluctance.

    "Why, shoot," Applejack began, "I was just a little filly. Even littler than y'all."

    Flashback

    Young Applejack leaves the Apple farm carrying a small sack on a stick as a younger Big Mac and Granny Smith watch her off. Both of them are shedding tears as they see her leave.

    "I didn't want to spend my life on a muddy old apple farm," Applejack continued, "I wanted to live the sophisticated life like my Aunt n' Uncle Orange. So I set out to try my luck in the big city, Manehatten! The most cosmopolitan city on all of Equestria.

    Young Applejack is amazed at all the tall buildings and a ponified version of the statue of liberty.

    "Hey! Outta the way, you rube!" said a pony named Count Caesar rather rudely as young Applejack simply stepped out of his way.

    "I knew I'd find out who I was meant to be in Manehatten," said Applejack.

    Young Applejack then stood before an apartment door that had an orange on it and knocked on it. It wasn't long before both her Aunt and Uncle opened the door and invited her inside.

    "Aunt Orange! Uncle Orange!" young Applejack said excitedly, "Thank y'all so much for lettin' me stay."

    "Y'all," said Aunt Orange with a laugh, "Isn't she just the living end?"

    "How quaint," Uncle Orange added with a chuckle of her own.

    "Don't worry," said Aunt Orange as she began to rub Young Applejack's mane with a fore-hoof, "We'll have you acting like a true Manhattanite in no time." Young Applejack just smiled. Soon she was placed before a dinner party with her mane now done in an updo. She sat between her Aunt and Uncle as they were chatting with their dinner guests and sipping some sparkling juice (could say orange juice but not sure).

    "And how are you finding good old Manehatten?" said a pony named Tall Order.

    "Oh, it's simply divine," said young Applejack, trying to sound proper.

    "Very well said, my dear," said Aunt Orange.

    "Although, I must admit the city noise took some getting used to," young Applejack continued, "Where I'm from, nights are so quiet, you seldom hear a peep until the roosters wake you up." Tall Order and another pony sitting nearby named Dane Tee Dove just looked stunned.

    "The...what?" Dane Tee Dove asked, giving young Applejack a weird look.

    "I say, my dear," Tall Order replied to Dane Tee Dove, "what in the world is a "rooser"?" Aunt Orange just smiled sheepishly and nuzzled young Applejack's mane with a fore-hoof.

    "What's he talking about?" young Applejack asked nervously, "What did I say? I don't want to look like a fool." Young Applejack didn't have to ponder long before some ponies arrived placing some dinner plates on the table covered with a round top.

    "Dinner is served," said the pony.

    "Thank goodness," said young applejack, "Being a city pony's hard work. I'm so hungry I could at a..." Young Applejack was surprised to see just a tiny morsel of food no bigger than her hoof was sitting on the plate. She just sighed to herself.

    The next morning, young Applejack was sitting quietly leaning against the outside border of her city bedroom window.

    "Cock-a-doodle-doo...," said young Applejack quietly, "Oh, I wonder what Granny Smith and Big Macintosh are up to. I bet they're applebuckin' their way through the Red Delicious trees. Oh, what I wouldn't give for just one bite..." Young Applejack sighed to herself as a small tear left her eyes.

    "I never felt so homesick in all my days as I did right then," said Applejack.

    Suddenly...

    BOOOOOOOOM!

    Young Applejack was startled as she looked out of her window.

    "It was amazin'!" said Applejack, "A rainbow pointin' right back to...home. In that moment, it all became clear. I knew right then just who I was supposed to be."

    Young Applejack then runs all the way back home. Big Mac and Granny Smith are there waiting for her as she embraces them happy. As she does, a flash of light appears on her flank as her cutie mark appears.

    End Flashback

    "That's when this here appeared," said Applejack pointing at her cutie mark, "I've been happily workin' in the farm ever since." Then the moment was spoiled at the apple carrying bunnies gave Applejack a raspberry.

    "There they are!" said Applejack, "Get back here, ya thievin' varmints!" Applejack then took off towards the bunnies, leaving the three fillies alone.

    "Aw, that was such a sweet story!" said Sweetie Belle.

    "Sweet? Try sappy," said Scootaloo as she made a grossed out face and climbed onto her scooter, "Come on! We've got to find Rainbow Dash and hear the cool way to get a cutie mark." Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle climbed into the wagon and Scootaloo took off right away. It wasn't long before they were racing down the path again when Fluttershy suddenly landed in front of them. Scootaloo immediately tried to put on the brakes as Fluttershy stood on her hind legs to get them to stop. Scootaloo stop so quickly that the three fillies were all sent flying off and landed in a pile just a few feet away from the yellow Pegasus. That was when they saw why Fluttershy had stopped them. A small family of ducks needed to cross the road and get to the other side.

    "All right, little ones. This way. This way," said Fluttershy before turning to the three fillies, "You really should be more careful. Somepony could get hurt. Why are you in such a hurry anyway?"

    "We're trying to find Rainbow Dash," Scootaloo answered, "so we can hear how she earned her cutie mark."

    "Oh, that would be interesting," said Fluttershy, "You know, I wouldn't have gotten my cutie mark if it weren't for her."

    "Rainbow Dash?! Really?!" said Scootaloo excitedly as Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle stood beside her.

    "Oh yes," Fluttershy answered, "It all started at Summer Flight Camp."

    Flashback

    Fluttershy's story takes place at the Summer Flight Camp grounds. Where the young yellow Pegasus was just alone watching some other Pegasi fly through some cloud shaped rings.

    "You'd never guess, but when I was little I was very shy," Fluttershy told the three fillies, "and a very weak flyer."

    Young Fluttershy slowly tried to fly up to one of the cloud rings. Taking her time she slowly rises off the ground and goes through. She smiles at her little accomplishment until she accidentally trips over the bottom of the ring. Young Fluttershy yelped as she tumbled forward, slid down a steep cloud slope, launches into the air, tearing off a flag as she flies into it and crashing into some cloud below with the flag on top of her. It was then two familiar, but much younger Pegasi colts started laughing at her.

    "Nice going, "Klutzershy"!" said a young Dumb-Bell, "They outta ground you permanently."

    "Ha! My baby brother can fly better than you!" added young Hoops. The two colts continued to laugh at her as poor young Fluttershy just cowered back.

    "It was the most humiliating moment of my life," Fluttershy continued, "And then, out of nowhere..."

    It was just then a familiar blue Pegasus appeared, zooming through the sky. Her high speed flying caught the attention of the other two colts as they looked up and then saw the young Rainbow Dash make a landing in front of them.

    "Leave her alone!" said young Rainbow sternly.

    "Ooh, what are you gonna do, "Rainbow Crash"," young Hoops jeered.

    "Keep making fun of her and find out!" young Rainbow threatened as she got into the colt's face.

    "You think you're such a big shot?" young Dumb-Belle sneered, "Why don't you prove it?"

    "Whaddya have in mind?" young Rainbow asked curiously. It wasn't much longer before the three Pegasi were lined up at the starting grid for a race around the Flight Camp Obstacle course. Some other adult and younger Pegasus ponies had arrived to watch the race. Fluttershy was already on her own cloud, holding a checkered flag.

    "You're going down!" said young Hoops.

    "In history, maybe," said young Rainbow, "See you boys at the finish line!" It was then Fluttershy lowered the flag and the three Pegasi took off. They flew so close to young Fluttershy that she was spun about out of control...and right off her cloud towards the ground below. Young Fluttershy screamed as she tumbled towards the ground below, flailing her legs for dear life. As she got closer to the ground, a large migration of butterflies appeared below and caught her.

    "Huh?" said young Fluttershy as she realized she wasn't falling anymore and saw the large collection of butterflies underneath her as they carried her about what appeared to be a woodland area. She couldn't help but smile.

    "I had never seen such beautiful creatures," said Fluttershy, "Butterflies don't fly as high as my cloud home. And I'd never been near the ground before."

    It was then young Fluttershy began to sing.

    [Young Fluttershy]

    What is this place
    Filled with so many wonders?
    Casting its spell
    That I am now under

    (It was then each creature she sang about began to appear around her as she flew just above the butterflies. Some squirrels poked their heads out of a tree, three bunnies stopped hopping to look at her, three birds flying in the air came down to see her.)

    [Young Fluttershy]

    Squirrels in the trees
    And the cute little bunnies
    Birds flying free
    And bees with their honey

    (Some bees were buzzing through some flowers when she sang that part.)

    Hooooonneeeeeeey!

    (All the creatures surrounded her as she continued to sing.)

    Oooh, what a magical place
    And I owe it all to the Pegasus race (She looked up to the sky where the Flight Camp Obstacle course was and the three Pegasus ponies were still racing.)
    If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve
    I'd have come here sooner, and never leave

    Yes, I love ev-er-ythiiiiiiing!

    The creatures were now just swaying to her singing and the view panned around the area just as young Fluttershy finished her little song.

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    Suddenly, a loud explosion and a large ring of color appeared in the sky. All the creatures and birds began to run for cover. Fluttershy watched as three bunnies ran by before she narrowed her brow and went to go find them.

    "Shhh, it's okay," young Fluttershy said to the frightened bunnies.

    "You can come out," young Fluttershy told some frightened squirrels by knocking lightly on their tree. Fluttershy then stuck her head underwater to see some startled frogs.

    "Everything's okay," she told the submerged frogs. She then flew up towards some startled birds.

    "There's nothing to be afraid of," young Fluttershy told some birds in the sky and soon all the birds and animals were surrounding Fluttershy as she smiled and sat down in the middle of them.

    "Somehow I had the ability to communicate with the animals on a different level," said Fluttershy.

    It was then Fluttershy's flank was decorated with her well known three butterflies cutie mark. A young bunny just looks at it curiously.

    End Flashback...abruptly

    "Wait, wait, wait," Scootaloo interrupted as Fluttershy was now sitting on the grass near the road, "what happened to Rainbow Dash? What about the race?"

    "Oh, well, I wasn't there," Fluttershy answered, "So I don't really know what happened." By now Scootaloo was already back on her scooter.

    "Come on Crusaders," said Scootaloo, "We've gotta find her. Besides, I can't take anymore singing."

    "Maybe my sister knows where she is," said Sweetie Belle as she and Apple Bloom climbed back into the wagon, "Bye Fluttershy!" Apple Bloom waved as well as Scootaloo just began to accelerate on her scooter.

    "Bye, girls!" said Fluttershy as the three fillies made their way down the road to the Carousel Boutique. It wasn't long before Scootaloo had a long face as she and the other fillies were now acting as models for Rarity as she was creating some filly sized dresses.

    "How did we get roped into this?" Scootaloo complained, "Oh, we'll never hear Rainbow Dash's story."

    "Are you girls still obsessing over your cutie marks?" Rarity asked them curiously.

    "Of course," said Sweetie Belle, "Most of the fillies at school already have theirs."

    "Mmm, I know how you feel," said Rarity, "For the longest time I couldn't figure out why I didn't have mine."

    Flashback

    Just outside of the Ponyville schoolhouse, a stage has been set up for what appears to be some sort of play. As some music plays in the background, several young ponies are dancing and wearing some handmade costumes made by the young fashionista...at this time...in training.

    "Well done Rarity," said the teacher, "your costumes are very nice!"

    "Nice?!" young Rarity exclaimed, "They need to be spectacular! And the performance is tomorrow!"

    Back in her old bedroom, which looks similar to the interior decor of her Boutique, she was busy working at her sewing machine.

    "I tried every trick I could think of, but nothing seemed to work," Rarity continued, "The costumes just weren't right and the play opened that night."

    Young Rarity sighed to herself.

    "Maybe I'm not meant to be a fashionista," young Rarity said sadly. Suddenly, her horn began to glow brightly and she suddenly found it pulling her out of the house, through the woods, and beyond. Young Rarity tried to stop herself from being pulled, but the magic was too strong for her to control.

    "I had no idea where my horn was taking me," said Rarity, by now her younger self had giving up resisting the pull and was just apathetically enjoying the ride as she was pulled through the desert and up and down some hills, "but unicorn magic doesn't happen without a reason. I knew this had to do with my love of fashion and maybe even my cutie mark. I knew that it was...My destiny!"

    It was just then Rarity arrived in a rocky area and crashed right into a large tall rock.

    "A rock?!" young Rarity exclaimed angrily, "that's my destiny?! What is your problem, horn? I followed you all the way out here for a rock?!" Young Rarity groaned.

    "Dumb rock!" she muttered when...

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    Young Rarity screamed as she saw the ring of color from the Sonic Rainboom. Suddenly the rock in front of her began to crack and then split down the middle. Inside the rock was a large collection of...precious gems.

    "Ooh!" said young Rarity. Soon the night of the play had arrived and the costumes the young ponies were dancing in were now decorated in the beautiful gems she had discovered. Every pony in the audience smiled and awed in amazement, even her teacher. Young Rarity smiled, feeling very pleased with herself, as her three diamond cutie mark appeared on her flank.

    End Flashback

    "Ugh!" Scootaloo grumbled, "These namby-pamby stories aren't getting us any closer to our cutie marks! They're all about finding who you really are and boring stuff like that."

    ...

    Am I the only one after hearing her say that feel like screaming at her: No duh! That's the whole meaning of a cutie mark!

    Is this just youth ignorance or she just dense? I'll let you decide...

    "Yes Scootaloo, that's exactly..." But Rarity was cut off as the young Pegasus was already pushing her two best friends right out of the Boutique.

    "Come on, girls!" said Scootaloo, "We need action! We need Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo loudly slammed the door shut. But she was going to have to wait a little longer. With much reluctance and irritation, she found herself sitting at a table getting ready to listen to how Twilight got her cutie mark. Mario was sitting beside her.

    "As a young filly in Canterlot, I always wanted to go see the Summer Sun Celebration," Twilight began, "where Princess Celestia raises the sun." Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle listened eagerly as Scootaloo rolled her eyes and faceplanted the table.

    "And I saw the most amazing, most wonderful thing I've ever seen," said Twilight.

    "Mario?" Sweetie Belle guessed as Scootaloo groaned loudly and Apple Bloom snickered. Mario was a little surprised to hear Sweetie Belle say that.

    "No, silly," said Twilight, "I didn't meet him until after I got my cutie mark."

    "It was the very moment to be precise," Mario corrected. Twilight looked puzzled.

    "Was not," said Twilight, "anyway back to my story..." Mario just rolled his eyes, when she got to a certain part. He would correct her so called long term memory.

    Flashback

    The stage is set for the opening of the Summer Sun Celebration. The royal guards blow their trumpets. The crowd gathered around as young Twilight pushed her way through some ponies to get a better look and smiles excitedly. It was then Princess Celestia rose high into the air majestically and raised the sun. Everyone cheered and young Twilight smiled in amazement.

    "I poured myself into learning everything I could about magic," Twilight continued.

    Twilight is now in her bedroom with stacks of various books. As she is reading one, she grunts a bit to make her horn spark. Then used her magic to turn the page of her book. She gasped excitedly and keeps reading, and reading, and reading. She was clearly enjoying herself in her books.

    "My parents decided to enroll me in Princess Celestia's School for gifted Unicorns," said Twilight, "It was a dream come true."

    Young Twilight sees the paper with her acceptance that her parents were holding and jumps up and down excitedly.

    "Except for one thing..." said Twilight, "I had to pass an entrance exam!"

    Young Twilight was now standing at the bottom of what appeared to be a lecture hall, looking rather nervous as a pony rolled in a cart with a giant purple spotted egg. Her parents kept encouraging her smile from the sidelines as Twilight gave a shakey smile.

    "Well, Miss Sparkle?" said one of the administrator ponies named Crystal Clear. Twilight simply looked at the purple spotted egg and giggled nervously.

    "Well, Miss Sparkle?" Crystal Clear repeated. Another pony named Arpeggio just coughed in reply as they waited impatiently for young Twilight to begin. The purple filly groaned as she tried to light up her horn, but she wasn't able to get anything to happen. Another administrator pony named Top Marks yawned to himself as the others started taking notes.

    "We don't have all day," said Crystal Clear. Young Twilight was now sweating nervously.

    "I knew it was the most important day of my life," said Twilight, "my entire future would be affected by the outcome of this day and I was about to blow it!"

    As present Twilight spoke, her younger self was trying various poses and stances to try and get her magic to do something. But after all her efforts, all she could generate was a small spark from her horn before she plopped onto her stomach in exhaustion. She felt very sorry for herself as she rose to her hooves.

    "I'm sorry I wasted your time," said young Twilight when...

    BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    A sudden explosion and a giant ring of color appeared outside the classroom window. The explosion startled Twilight so much that her horn began to glow brightly. Her inner magic begins to grow dramatically as she fires a magic blast that hatches the egg into what was actually baby Spike. Young Twilight just yelps in panic as her eyes glow white and she is surrounded by a powerful magic bubble. Her overcharged magic causes her to levitate the administrators into the air while also turning her parents into potted plants (the mother became a regular house plant while the father became a cactus). Her magic also causes Spike to become a giant fully grown dragon. He became so big in size that his head breaks through the roof. Princess Celestia noticed the giant dragon head in the distance. Poor Twilight was fearfully trying to regain control but failing miserably...until a gentle hoof is placed on her shoulder. She turned her head to see none other than Princess Celestia herself. Twilight is finally able to calm down, which puts the instructors back on the ground, restores her parents back to being ponies again, and Spike reverts to being a baby dragon, now sitting on a destroyed wagon and sucking his tail innocently.

    "Twilight Sparkle," Princess Celestia said formally.

    "Oh, I'm so sorry," said young Twilight nervously, "I didn't mean..."

    "You have a very special gift," said Princess Celestia, "I don't think I've ever come across a unicorn with your raw abilities."

    "Huh?" said young Twilight puzzled.

    "But you need to learn to tame these abilities through focused study," Princess Celestia continued.

    "Huh?!" Young Twilight repeated again.

    "Twilight Sparkle, I'd like to make you my own personal protégé here at the school," said Princess Celestia.

    "Huh?!" said young Twilight, still unable to process what was happening.

    "Well?" Princess Celestia asked as young Twilight finally put two and two together, she looked at her parents, who were nodding excitedly for her to accept.

    "Yes!" said young Twilight as she jumped high into the air.

    "One other thing, Twilight," said Celestia, stopping her in mid-air.

    "More?" young Twilight exclaimed with big eyes before landing on the floor. Twilight looked at her curiously as Princess Celestia pointed to her flank. Twilight smiled excitedly when she saw her magenta sparkle star cutie mark.

    "My cutie mark!" said young Twilight as she bounced in circles around Princess Celestia, "yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes..."

    End Flashback?

    "...yesyesyesyes..." Twilight was still chanting "yes" as she was hopping about excitedly around the three fillies. Mario just covered his mouth to avoid laughing as the other fillies were rather embarassed for her and for being around her.

    "Okay, okay," said Apple Bloom.

    "We're happy for you, Twilight," Sweetie Belle added.

    "Yeah, thrilled," said Scootaloo with a tone dripping with sarcasm, "Let's get out of here while we still can." It was then Mario saw them leaving.

    "Hey! What about my cutie mark story?" he asked.

    "Not interested!" Scootaloo answered for herself and her friends as they took off in the distance.

    "Well thanks alot!" Mario snapped, feeling rather hurt as Twilight just continued bouncing about.

    "...yesyes...yeees!" Twilight soon stopped her bouncing once she saw the three fillies were gone and several other ponies were not staring at her. Twilight felt rather embarassed.

    "Are you okay?" asked a pony named Cherry Fizzy. Twilight just giggled to herself.

    "Um...yes," said Twilight shyly. Mario chuckled.

    "Ease off every pony," said Mario, "She's just being cute." The other ponies just chuckled to each other and walked away. Twilight felt her cheeks turn pink and glared at him.

    "Did you have to say that?" Twilight asked annoyed. Mario looked at her plainly.

    "What? You did look cute jumping around like that," said Mario honestly. Twilight blinked and then giggled to herself.

    "If you keep saying things like that, ponies are gonna think you have a crush on me or something," Twilight pointed out. Mario looked indignant.

    "Perish the thought," he remarked sarcastically with an eye roll.

    "Exactly," said Twilight with a chuckle, "Now come on. The others are probably waiting for us." Mario said nothing but followed behind her, but deep down, he was feeling rather blue. As if being declined to tell his cutie mark story wasn't bad enough, now Twilight was laughing at the idea of him having a crush on her.

    Meanwhile, the three fillies were still zooming about the town. But their effort to find Rainbow Dash was proving fruitless and as more time passed, Scootaloo was getting grumpier and grumpier.

    "Ugh!" Scootaloo groaned loudly, "Why don't we ever smash into Rainbow Dash?"

    "You're looking for Rainbow Dash?" said a familiar bubbly voice. The three fillies looked behind themselves to find Pinkie wearing a helmet as she sat in the wagon. She had apparently invited herself for a ride.

    "If I was her, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner," said Pinkie, "Of course, if I was anyone, I'd be at Sugarcube Corner. Hey! I have an idea! Wanna go to Sugarcube Corner?" Pinkie raised her fore-hooves and nearly fell out of the back of the wagon. Fortunately, both Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom grabbed a hoof to keep her from falling.

    "Well, we're sort of looking for Rainbow Dash," Sweetie Belle answered, "so we can hear how she got her cutie mark."

    "Cutie Mark?" said Pinkie excitedly, "come with me and I'll tell you how I got mine." Scootaloo just sighed in irritation.

    "Why not?" she replied sarcastically.

    "All right!" said Pinkie as Scootaloo kept driving.

    Flashback

    Pinkie's old home was actually a dark and gloomy farm where the sky was cloudy for most of the year. Her two sisters, Limestone and Marble were both still young fillies in this story, were hard at work loading rocks into a cart as their father, Igneous Rock Pie was supervising them from a distance.

    "My sisters and I were raised on a rock farm outside of Ponyville," Pinkie explained, "We spent our days working the fields. There was no talking. There was no smiling. There were only rocks."

    Her younger self just sighed as she moved a rock with her nose, her hair and mane straight and her face looking rather glum.

    "We were in the south field, preparing to rotate the rocks to the east field when all of a sudden...

    BOOOOOOOOOOM!

    Young Pinkie is rattled a bit as a huge gust of wind blows away all the grey clouds, causing Pinkie's straight mane and tail to gain its now trademark cotton candy appearance. Though it was alot messier in her younger days. As a rainbow graced the sky, young Pinkie's eyes widened in amazement as her frown slowly curved in a joyful smile.

    "I'd never felt joy like that before!" Pinkie told the fillies, "It felt so good that I just wanted to keep smiling forever. And I wanted everyone I knew to smile too, but rainbows don't come along that often. I wondered, how else could I create some smiles?"

    As the rainbow in the sky faded, young Pinkie pondered to herself before she got an idea. She quickly took off to who knows where for the moment as the sun set, the moon rose, then set, and the sun rose into the sky once again. The rooster crowed as Igneous Rock Pie, his wife, Cloudy Quartz, and Limestone and Marble came outside.

    "We better harvest the rocks from the south field," Igneous Rock Pie told his family when they all suddenly heard some accordion like music from inside the silo.

    "Pinkamena Diana Pie!" said Cloudy Quartz from outside, "Is that you?"It was then Pinkie opened the silo door as some confetti and two balloons came floating out.

    "Mom! I need you and dad and the sisters to come in," said young Pinkie excitedly, "quick!" The music continued to play as the family walked inside. They all gasped in shock at what was inside. The interior of the silo had been decorated with a giant cake sitting on a table.

    "Surprise! You like it?" young Pinkie asked, "It's called...a party!" She then blew a party tweeter as the family was left in a state of shock. Igneous Rock Pie's jaw dropped, causing the piece of wheat he was sucking on to fall out of his mouth. They just looked at the decorations as their mouths quivered. Pinkie looked worried, assuming that their twitching mouths meant they were not pleased.

    "Oh. You don't like it," she said sadly, until she gasped when she saw that what their mouths were struggling to do was...smile! They were now all smiling excitedly.

    "You like it!" said young Pinkie as she and her mom began to dance together, "I'm so happy!" As their dance continued, Pinkie's yellow and blue balloon cutie mark appeared on her flank.

    End Flashback.

    "And that's how Equestria was made!" said Pinkie out of the blue.

    "Wha...huh?" said Scootaloo in confusion as she brought her scooter to a stop...right in front of Sugarcube corner.

    "Look! We're here!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Maybe on the way home I can tell you the story of how I got my cutie mark," said Pinkie as she casually made her way inside, "It's a gem!" Scootaloo just had a weirded out look on her face.

    "Oh, come on," said Sweetie Belle, "She's just being Pinkie Pie."

    "Ugh..." said Scootaloo with an eye roll as the three fillies removed their helmets and headed inside. They found all of the Mane seven inside, including the one pony Scootaloo had been looking for.

    "Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo exclaimed, "You're here!" The blue pony turned around and gave them a confident smile as she stood before them.

    "I hear you're looking for my cutie mark story," Rainbow said to the three. Scootaloo sighed.

    "You have no idea what I've been through today to hear that story," said Scootaloo as she sat down. Rainbow just smiled shyly for a moment before recomposing herself.

    "It all happened during a race at Flight Camp..." Rainbow Dash began.

    Flashback

    Young Rainbow stood at the starting line for a race against young Dumb-bell and young Hoops.

    "...where I stood along against all odds to defend Fluttershy's honor," Rainbow continued.

    The two colts began to drags their hooves on the cloud surface and leaned forward. Young Rainbow looked at them as they did so. Fluttershy was just standing on her own cloud with the checkered flag raised. The two colts repeated their little hoof dragging. Young Rainbow did the same, leaning forward, licking her lips as sweat began to form on her brow. They all raised their wings. Young Fluttershy then waved the flag for the race to start. The three young ponies take off and flew past young Fluttershy so fast that she yelped, spun about, and fell off her cloud.

    Young Rainbow just gritted her teeth as she pulled ahead with the two colts right behind her as they flew through one cloud ring after another. Young Rainbow begins to increase her speed. As they reached a turn, she and young Hoops made the turn without any problem. However, young Dumb-Bell missed the turn completely, crashing into a cloud, which later disintegrated and showed that the young colt had crashed head first into a denser cloud pillar.

    "I've never flown like that before," Rainbow told them, "That freedom was unlike anything I've ever felt. The speed, the adrenaline, the wind in my mane...I like it."

    As present Rainbow described the moment, her younger self was just embracing the rush and adrenaline with a smile on her face...until young Hoops bashed her out of the way.

    "Ow!" young Rainbow groaned.

    "Ha! Later, Rainbow Crash!" young Hoops teased as he flew ahead.

    "Hey!" young Rainbow shouted as she chased after him. It was then the race track started to descend downward at a sharp angle. Rainbow flew past Hoops so fast that he was sent into a tailspin and left far behind. It was then young Rainbow began to pour down on her speed, going faster and faster as a slipstream appeared around her body. Soon she was pushing herself to the limit and her slipstream began to form a V shape.

    "Turns out that only thing I liked more than flying fast...was winning!" said Rainbow.

    It was then her younger self reached a cloud ring just a few yards above the forest below. As she went through and headed upward...

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    "Most people thought that the sonic rainboom was just an old mare's tale," said Rainbow, "But that day...The day I discovered racing...I proved that the legends were true. I made the impossible...happen!"

    Young Rainbow looks back and smiles excitedly at making a sonic rainboom and gives a determined look on her face a she zooms across the finish line, creating a large rainbow as she flew by. The other young pegasi ponies are left surprised and soon cheer for her. As young Rainbow continued to fly, her flank was graced with her cloud n lightning bolt cutie mark.

    End Flashback

    "And that, little ones, is how you earn your cutie mark," said Rainbow proudly, showing her cutie mark to the three fillies.

    "Whoooaaaa..." said the three fillies in amazement.

    "Wait a second," said Fluttershy as she stood beside Rainbow, "I heard that explosion. And I saw a rainbow too. Rainbow Dash, if you hadn't scared the animals, I never would have learned I could communicate with them and gotten my cutie mark." Rainbow just looked at Fluttershy in surprise.

    "I heard that boom!" Pinkie Pie added, "And right afterwards, there was an amazing rainbow that taught me to smile." Rainbow was starting to feel a little frazzled.

    "When I got my cutie mark," said Applejack, "I saw a rainbow that pointed me home. I bet it was your Sonic Rainboom!" The three fillies smiled excitedly as Rainbow is still too stunned at everything being said. Before she can react, Pinkie happily tackles Rainbow to the floor.

    "There was an explosion I could never explain when I got my cutie mark," Rarity added as she stood above the blue pony.

    "This is uncanny!" said Twilight in surprise as she put two and two together, "If that explosion didn't happen when it did, I would have blown my entrance exam. Rainbow Dash, I think you helped me earn my cutie mark too!"

    "Whoa!" said Rainbow, still overwhelmed at the idea.

    "We all owe our cutie marks to you!" said Pinkie.

    "Do you realize what this means? said Fluttershy, "all of us have a special connection before we even met."

    "We've been BFFs forever and we didn't even know it!" said Rarity.

    "You sure about that?" said a dreary voice. Everyone turned their heads to see Mario just sitting in a corner looking rather glum.

    "What do you mean by that?" Fluttershy asked curiously. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle gave Scootaloo a death glare, knowing exactly why Mario was so upset.

    "Ugh...okay, okay!" Scootaloo bellowed, "Mario, can you tell us your cutie mark story?" Mario perked up a little but was still unsure about doing so.

    "Ya know, sugarcube," said Applejack, "just because you didn't get your cutie mark from the sonic rainboom doesn't mean..."

    "I did," Mario interrupted in a plain tone. The others gasped.

    "Really?" said Pinkie, "Tell us! Tell us! Tell us!" The other nodded as well, wanting to hear his story. Mario couldn't help but chuckle as he sat beside Sweetie Belle. The little filly couldn't help but rest her head on his fore-leg.

    "Alright," said Mario, "thought I will admit, it's hard to follow up after a story like Rainbow's. Mine's more on the...emotional side."

    "We still wanna hear it," said Apple Bloom before glaring at Scootaloo, "Don't we?"

    "Yes..." Scootaloo replied through her teeth. Mario just rolled his eyes.

    "As I told you three fillies before," Mario began, "I kind of went about finding my cutie mark the same way you did. Trying different things to see what I was good at. I tried baking, collecting model trains, building and crafting, artistic drawing, dancing and theatrical performances, and so much more..."

    Flashback

    Young Mario is shown baking a huge cake about three times his size and wins first prize for it. He is later showcasing his own model train set that expands a good chunk of the royal gardens. He displays various types of wooden furniture and tables for people to buy to raise money for a fund raiser. Same is done for a collection of sketches he did of some Canterlot ponies, including a large drawing of Princess Celestia at his own art expo. He even had the starring role at a school performance and gets a standing ovation. After each accomplishment, he checks his flank, only to find it bare.

    "It seemed that no matter what I tried, I just wasn't going to get my cutie mark," said Mario, "and I was feeling very frustrated."

    "UGH! It's not fair at all," young Mario complained as he and Princess Celestia were taking a walk about the castle grounds, "I just don't get it, Mom. I'm good at so many different things, but yet my flank is as bare as the dinner table after the royal guards finish their lunch! Everyone else has their cutie mark in my class except for me and I'm always getting teased about it!"

    "Some ponies just seem to take pleasure in putting others down," said Princess Celestia, "You just can't let them get to you my little pony."

    "But I'm still a blank flank and my first day at magic school is starting soon," said Mario, "making friends is hard enough as it is without people teasing me for not having a cutie mark. It doesn't help that the elite keep labeling me as..."something you pitied"..." Mario felt his eyes water as Celestia came to stop and hugged him close with one of her wings.

    "You would think I'd have proven myself with all my talents," Mario whimpered, "I mean...who has ever heard of someone my size pulling the Big Canterlot Express? Yet they still look down on me..." Mario couldn't help but shed a few tears.

    "I know Mario," said Princess Celestia, "but being good at something should never focus on getting others to accept you, neither should that be the reason for a cutie mark. Your cutie mark will come when the time is right and when you understand that you should be good at something because it allows you to make you and others happy."

    "Okay..." said young Mario...doubtfully, "but what about friends? I can barely talk to ponies, let alone defend myself against bullies...I'm always so...shy..." Princess Celestia chuckled.

    "When the time is right," said Princess Celestia, "You'll find what you need to be strong." Mario sighed to himself when... (You all know what's coming by now...)

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    Young Mario yelped and ducked under Princess Celestia's legs fearfully when he heard the explosion and then gasped when he saw the huge wave of colors dance against the sky.

    "Whoa!" said young Mario in amazement until he heard a crash of some sort behind him. He then noticed the giant dragon head in the distance as well as the sparks coming from inside the room.

    "Mom! Look!" young Mario shouted as Princess Celestia noticed the giant dragon head and sparks as well.

    "Mario, get on," Princess Celestia ordered. While young Mario hadn't learned to spin jump yet, he did already known how to jump high into the air, which allowed the young colt to hop onto Celestia's back as she flew towards the building. It wasn't long before Princess Celestia landed inside the classroom from the hole in the roof. Young Mario hopped off and gasped. There was a purple filly trapped in a magical surge, struggling to break out of it.

    "Is she okay Mom?" young Mario asked worried.

    "Stay here," said Princess Celestia as she slowly made her way towards the overwhelmed purple filly. However, young Mario was afraid and stuck to keeping near Princess Celestia's hind legs as Celestia put a fore-hoof on the young filly. Mario watched as Princess Celestia helped the purple filly calm down.

    "Twilight Sparkle," Princess Celestia said formally to filly.

    "Oh, I'm so sorry," said young Twilight, "I didn't mean..."

    "You have a very special gift," said Princess Celestia, "I don't think I've ever come across a unicorn with your raw abilities." Young Mario was stunned. Princess Celestia had said the same thing to him not too long ago when he suffered a magical surge.

    "Huh?" said young Twilight puzzled.

    "But you need to learn to tame these abilities through focused study," Princess Celestia continued.

    "Huh?!" Young Twilight repeated again.

    "Twilight Sparkle, I'd like to make you my own personal protégé here at the school," said Princess Celestia.

    "Huh?!" said young Twilight.

    "Wuh?!" Young Mario exclaimed quietly, "Mom is...making Twilight her...own personal protégé?!"

    "I felt heartbroken," said Mario, "I really thought Princess Celestia was going to replace me with Twilight. I suddenly felt like I really wasn't good enough, especially after she pointed out that Twilight had gotten her cutie mark and was now hopping around Mom and I happily."

    As much as young Mario wanted to feel sorry for himself, the sight of young Twilight bouncing around just...brought a warm smile to his face. He suddenly didn't feel jealous of her anymore.

    "Look how happy she is," said Mario, "Getting to be the student of Princess Celestia herself is a great honor. Here I am thinking only of myself while Twilight has the opportunity of a lifetime. Maybe that is what Mom was telling me earlier. I need to stop focusing on myself and trying to get others to accept me. I need to stop focusing on what makes me happy and spend more time making others happy and trying to help them."

    "Very wise words, my son," said Princess Celestia since she had heard him, "Are you sure you're willing to surrender your position as my student so Twilight can have the opportunity?" Young Mario smiled as he felt warmth inside of him.

    "Yes Mom," said young Mario, "I care more about her happiness than mine." Princess Celestia chuckled.

    "What's so funny?" young Mario asked.

    "Because I was never going to replace you, I'm taking you both as my students," Princess Celestia remarked, helping young Mario feel better as he smiled, "but I am proud of you for willing to give up your right as my student for Twilight. I can see she wasn't the only one who got her cutie mark today."

    "Huh?!" said young Mario as he looked at his flank and there it was! Young Mario gasped.

    "My...my cutie mark!" said Mario excitedly and began dancing on his hind legs, "I finally got my cutie mark! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! O..." Mario was cut off when he saw Twilight, her parents, and administrators all starting at him.

    "Eh...heh...got my cutie mark...heh...," young Mario replied sheepishly, showing it to them before he dashed behind Princess Celestia's tail and hid himself.

    "He's weird," young Twilight remarked as Princess Celestia chuckled to herself.

    End Flashback

    Mario had a long face as Rainbow was now in the floor laughing herself silly.

    "I can't believe you actually made a fool of yourself meeting Twilight for the first time," Rainbow laughed.

    "I still can't believe how shy you were as a young pony," Fluttershy remarked.

    "I still can't believe I had forgotten I said that about you when we met for the first time," said Twilight, "you were a little weird."

    "Hey!" said Mario indignantly.

    "Well, why would you give up your right to be Celestia's protégé to somepony you didn't even know?" said Twilight, "unless you had a crush on me..." Twilight suddenly froze and slowly turned to her head to Mario with large eyes. Try as he might, Mario's cheeks betrayed him as they turned bright pink.

    "You had a crush on me didn't you?" Twilight asked. Mario just looked at her nervously and nodded. The others just watched quietly. They had all known. Twilight just stared and then laughed.

    "Well, we all have our little crushes when we're young," said Twilight, "still surprised it was over me, but we all grow out of them as we get older right? Right." Mario just smiled sheepishly as she nudged his shoulders, but was still stunned that Twilight just dismissed the truth so easily like it had been a stage of his youth.

    "In the end, our friendship is something special because all seven of us were meant to be friends before any of us ever knew it," said Twilight and everyone smiled.

    "Come here, y'all," said Applejack as she gestured for everyone to gather for a group hug, "come on, Mario, you're gonna be in the middle!" With Mario in the middle, they all held each other happily.

    "AWWW!" said the seven ponies together.

    "I'm so glad we're friends!" said Fluttershy.

    "Me too," said Mario.

    "I love you guys!" said Pinkie.

    "Awwww..." said Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle happily, touched by the moment. Scootaloo was just irritated and grossed out.

    "Ewwww...Gimme a break," said Scootaloo as she got to her hooves, "Come on, Crusaders! Maybe we just need to try zip lining again." Scootaloo was then pulled back and sandwiched between Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom for a group hug. Scootaloo just looked rather annoyed.

    "Hey, How about a song?" Fluttershy proposed. Everyone gave some cries of approval, except for Scootaloo grew rather uneasy.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Scootaloo screamed as Fluttershy began to sing another tune. Mario just listened quietly with a smile on his face as Applejack approached him.

    "Are you alright, sugarcube?" Applejack asked Mario quietly.

    "Yeah," said Mario, "I mean. I wasn't expecting Twilight to react like that but...I'll clear things up...another day. For now, let's just enjoy the fact that we have a special friendship bond with each other."

    "Atta boy," said Applejack as she side hugged him and they and the rest of the ponies continued to enjoy Fluttershy's singing.

    Except for Scootaloo, who was having a mental breakdown in a corner of the room, but recovered soon afterward.

    Later at the Grand Oaks Library, Twilight was having Spike write down their latest letter to Princess Celestia. Mario was there as well, putting some books away on the shelves.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight recited,

    "Today we learned something amazing. Everypony everywhere has a special magical connection with their friends, maybe even before they've met them. If you're feeling lonely and you're still searching for your true friends, just look up in the sky. Who knows? Maybe you and your future best friends are all looking at the same rainbow." Twilight had started pacing about as she began to recite the letter but then finished by sitting against her window and look out of it to see a rainbow in the sky. Spike was a little disgusted.

    "Gross!" Spike remarked, "When did you get so cheesy?" Twilight just continued to look out her window.

    "Just write it, Spike," said Twilight with her fore-hooves to her face as Spike just shrugged his shoulders and wrote her letter.

    "Mario," said Twilight as she continued to stare out her window.

    "What's up?" Mario asked as he set another book on the shelf.

    "Take a break and sky-gaze with me for a bit," said Twilight. Mario smiled as sat next to her and put his fore-hooves to his face and looked out the window.

    "I wanted to tell you that I forgot to say something when I said you were weird," Twilight told him.

    "Oh?" said Mario, glancing at her. Twilight just kept smiling.

    "You're weird, but I like you," said Twilight as Mario just sighed happy as they continued to look at the sky quietly together.

    He didn't know if she meant that only as friends or something more, but being able to hear just those three words...

    ...I like you...

    ...Mario was on cloud nine.

    Could this be a sign of hope for Mario Star?

    Stay tuned!

    Peace Pony Fans!

    25. Owl's Well That Ends Well

    Owl's Well That Ends Well

    Pony's Log Number 124: When you've been the center of attention for the longest time, it can be difficult to share the attention with someone else...

    As the sun was beginning to set in order to make way for the night sky, Spike was busy gathering some items that his friends would need to be a rare nighttime phenomenon. Spike had just put the telescope into his wagon, which already had a nicely folded red checkered tablecloth inside as Twilight was waiting excitedly from upstairs.

    "This meteor shower tonight's gonna be amazing!" said Twilight as Spike collected some bananas and tossed them into his wagon.

    "You know, this shower only happens once every 100 years," Twilight told him as Spike was juggling some apples he was gonna pack as well.

    "A centennial celebration!" Spike remarked as he was beginning to lose control of his juggling. but managed to make the falling apples ride down his back and into the wagon.

    "We better get a move on!" said Twilight.

    "Don't wanna be late!" Spike added as he wobbled over with a bowl loaded with freshly made punch, "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Fortunately he was able to get the punch into the wagon without spilling, despite nearly losing his balance a couple of times. Spike sighed with relief as Twilight began to make her way down.

    "Spike, did you grab my quill and ink?" Twilight asked as Spike quickly grabbed her quill and ink.

    "Check!" said Spike as he tossed them into the wagon.

    "Scrolls?" she asked next.

    "Check!" said Spike as he tossed two scrolls into the wagon, "I've also packed a telescope, apples, bananas, fruit punch, and my freshly baked homemade triple decker nut-crazy vanilla cream cookies!" Spike listed off the items with his fingers before lifting a large plate of the cookies. He also had some cookies crumbles all over his mouth. Twilight took noticed and giggled.

    "I can see that," Twilight remarked, "Once again you've read my mind, Spike. And that's why you are my number one assistant." Twilight made her way downstairs

    "I'm sorry," said Spike, "I didn't hear you."

    "That is why you are my number one assistant," Twilight repeated.

    "Missed that!" Spike teased, "Huh..."

    "I said..." Twilight then realized that Spike was just having fun with her as she turned around to face him and giggled, "Come on, let's get going." Twilight then stopped just as they wear near her front door.

    "Wait! I almost forgot!" said Twilight as she faced Spike again, "I wanna bring the "Astronomical Astronomer's Almanac to All Things Astronomy." Spike just stood blankly as he shook his head a bit in confusion.

    "The Astronomo-lomo homono what?" Spike asked curiously.

    "You know that really old big blue book on stars, moons, planets, the universe...?" Twilight explained.

    "Right, Check!" said Spike as he rushed into another room, climbed up a ladder and found the book in just a few seconds. Since the book was covered in dust, Spike used his hand to wipe it off, but the dust got up his nose.

    "Ah...Ahh...Ahhh...Ahhhh...!" Spike was about to sneeze but managed to stop himself with a sigh, but then... "AAHH-CHOOO!" With a giant sneeze, Spike accidentally roasts the entire contents of the book to a crisp. Spike begins to panic, unsure of how he would explain what happened to Twilight.

    "Hey! What's taking my number one assistant so long?" Twilight called out as Spike just tucked the destroyed book back on the shelves and headed back to Twilight. Some ominous music could be heard as a sign that Spike couldn't hide what had happened forever...

    (theme song)

    Outside, the stars had already come out to play as Twilight's friends, including the Cutie Mark Crusaders, were already sitting at the top of a hill waiting for them as Applejack was approaching the group. There were also a few other ponies there as well to catch the meteor shower. As for Mario, Twilight and Spike had gone to his house once leaving the Library and the three were now making their way towards the top of the hill.

    "I was sure I put the astronomer's guide back," Twilight pondered since Spike had "claimed" that he couldn't find it, "The book would have helped me identify planets and stars tonight." Spike just looked rather nervous as he tried to think of something to say.

    "Well...Maybe someone borrowed it?" Spike suggested.

    "Maybe," said Twilight, "Mario did you borrow it and didn't tell me?"

    "Not that book," said Mario, thinking deeply to make sure he was remembering correctly, "Usually I don't take your books out of the library unless I have to study them overnight, but I always make sure to bring them back."

    "Mostly," Twilight teased.

    "No pony's perfect," Mario said indignantly as Twilight giggled.

    "Besides, you don't need that book," Spike continued, "You can already name all the planets and stars, 'cause you're super smart and astronomically awesome."

    "Thanks, Spike," said Twilight, "You're such a flatterer."

    "Yeah, I'm a sweet talker," Spike replied.

    "And a number one assistant, right?" Twilight added.

    "Check!" Spike replied happily.

    "Oh brother," said Mario, feeling a little jealous. This time...Twilight noticed.

    "What you're deal?" she asked. Mario just released a breath.

    "Guess I'm just wondering where I fit in all of this," he said aloud.

    "Fit in what?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "If Spike is your number one assistant," said Mario, "what does that make me?"

    "Her poodle," Spike answered.

    "Very Funny!" Mario retorted as Twilight laughed.

    "You are my research partner," said Twilight, "We work together to uncover the magic of friendship." Twilight gave him a smile as Mario returned.

    "Sweet," said Mario, satisfied with her answer as they reached the top of the hill. Spike immediately got to work setting up the blanket, a bowl of apples, the punch bowl, and some cups to drink the punch. That was when the rest of their friends had arrived, Rainbow wasted no time grabbing an apple and began to eat it as Spike set up the telescope.

    "Wow, Twilight!" said Rainbow as she continued to much her apple, "You're lucky to have such a rad assistant. I wish I had someone to do whatever I told them."

    "Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Me!" said Scootaloo excitedly and bounced on all four of her hooves, "I'll do whatever you want, Rainbow Dash!"

    "Oh yeah, pipsqueak?" said Rainbow as she held the apple core in her hooves, "How about taking out the trash?" Rainbow dumped her core on the grass.

    "Yes ma'am!" said Scootaloo as she picked up the apple in her mouth and zoomed away as the others made their way towards the blanket filled with snacks.

    "Do we have Spike to thank again for this amazing spread?" Rarity asked as the others gathered around him, "Isn't he simply amazing?" The others shared their complements as well, making Spike look rather bashful at being the center of attention.

    "Oh come on," said Spike and then there was a pause of silence, "I said come on." He gestured for the praises to continue as Pinkie got behind him.

    "Little Spikey-wikey!" Pinkie cooed as she gave him a hoof noogie to his head, "who knew that big ferocious dragon started off so cutsey wootsy?"

    "Spike, you are such a little star that I had to make a little bow tie for you," Rarity used her magic to present Spike with a large jewel studded red bow tie. Spike smiled as Rarity put it on for him.

    "Gosh, you guys are embarassing me. Stop it," said Spike, but then paused again. Deep down, he was loving all the attention, "Twilight, your turn."

    "Spike, that's enough," Twilight warned.

    "No need to get a big head about it," Mario added gently.

    "Oh, right," said Spike sheepishly, "That's enough."

    "Hey, everypony!" Sweetie Belle announced, "The show is starting!" Everyone made a mad dash to the top of the hills. Sweetie Belle ducked to avoid the dust cloud before trying to catch up to everypony else. She then carefully climbed on Rarity's back to get a better view. It wasn't long before a huge collection of meteors began to stream across the night sky.

    "Wow, that's amazing!"

    "It's really cool."

    "Once!" the other ponies commented as they enjoyed the show together. Spike was sitting comfortable on Twilight's back as they enjoyed the meteor shower together.

    "Wow..." they said together. As the show went on, Spike suddenly gave a loud yawn.

    "Huh?" Spike mumbled as he tried to wake himself up as the meteor shower continued.

    Once it had finished, everyone began to enjoy the punch and party snacks Spike had brought along. Everyone was continuing to chatter about as Pinkie tipped the plate and devoured the last three cookies at once.

    "Mmm. Wow!" said Pinkie with her face full of cookie crumbs, "These cookies are delish!"

    "I'm not too big on nutty cookies," Mario added, "but I couldn't stop myself from eating these. They were that good."

    "Spike made them," Twilight told the two ponies, "Speaking of, Spike, can you bring us some more punch? Spike?" Twilight looked around worried since the small dragon hadn't answered. But she didn't need to search for long before she found him fast asleep with his head inside of the nearly empty punch bowl as he snored, making the inside of the punch bowl fog up.

    "Oh, poor little thing," said Rarity gently.

    "Aww...He's worked himself to the bone," Twilight added with a smile on her face.

    "And now the punch has been..."spiked"!" Pinkie added and everyone laughed as Spike just continued to snooze. It wasn't much longer before everyone had returned home. Twilight gently placed Spike into his basket.

    "Good night, Spike," said Twilight with a giggle as she tucked him in, "Sweet dreams, number one assistant." Twilight quietly made her way downstairs. With a piece of paper, ink, a quill, and a small candle for light, Twilight got ready to write her latest report on the meteor shower. Mario had gone home to write his own since they each needed to submit their own separate papers for this assignment, but planned on comparing notes in the morning. Twilight sighed contently before getting started.

    "The Study of Comets," she began to write and said her words out loud, "Comets are small, irregularly shaped bodies that are made of nonvolatile grains and frozen gases. They..."

    Crrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeak!

    Twilight was then taken aback by the sound as she looked behind her to see what it was. A dark shadow flew past the door leading to her balcony as she quickly made her way outside.

    "Huh?" said Twilight puzzled. Once she finds nothing outside that is unusual, she heads back inside and closes the balcony door, but not properly. The door slowly creaks open a bit as Twilight returns to her desk and continues writing.

    "...have body structures that are fragile and diverse..."

    Crrrrrrrrrrreeeeaaak!

    The same shadow quickly flies across the window as Twilight opens it and barely misses seeing what the shadow was. Just then, a cold night wind blows into her room, causing the paper she was writing on to float off her desk.

    "Shoot!" Twilight muttered as she tried to chase after her paper, but because she didn't close her balcony door properly, the door opened with the wind and the paper flew away into the night sky. Twilight just barely missed seeing the shadow again as she watched her paper disappear and then headed back inside.

    "Oh...this is job for Spike," said Twilight, nervously bouncing on her hooves, "If only he were awake..."

    "Hoo!"

    Twilight then looked at her desk and noticed an owl sitting on top of it with the paper inside its mouth. The owl dropped the paper and turned around to leave.

    "Wait! Don't go!" said Twilight as the owl made a perfect one-eighty turn of its head to look at her, "Don't be afraid. Thank you for returning my scroll." The owl then turned the rest of its body to face her when the wind blew by again.

    "Hoo! Hoo! Hoo-hoo," said the owl as it shivered from the cold wind.

    "Gosh, it's cold tonight," said Twilight, "Say, would you like to relax in here and keep me company while I work?"

    "Hoo! Hoo!" the owl replied as it headed over to the side of the desk to get comfortable.

    "Now, where was I?" said Twilight as she reread her scroll, "Oh yes..."fragile and diverse with a surrounding cloud of material called a coma, that grows in size and brightness as the comet approaches the sun..."..." The owl just listened quietly as Twilight continued her report.

    Next morning, Spike was still fast asleep in his basket as the sun had already risen high into the sky. He awoke with a start once he saw how bright it was outside the room.

    "Huh? Waah! I overslept!" Spike exclaimed as he looked at his clock and then rushed downstairs. Twilight was busy packing some stuff into her saddle bags as Mario waited patiently for her so they could get going when Spike rushed into the room, "I know it's already ten, but I'm scaly-tailed and bright-eyed and ready to work twice as fast! Oh please, don't be upset, Twilight! And what do you want for breakfast? Oatmeal? How about a sunflower smoothie? Grass pancakes?" As strange at those last two meal items sound, that is the pony delicacy. Twilight just smiled at him.

    "Spike don't worry," said Twilight.

    "But my morning chores..." Spike protested.

    "It's okay," said Twilight, "Owlowiscious did them for you."

    "Who?" Spike asked puzzled with large eyes and shaking his head.

    "He's our new junior assistant," Twilight explained, "He's gonna help out with your chores so you won't be so tired all the time."

    "Wha..wh...what do we need a junior assistant for?" Spike asked a little uneasily, "I'm not tired. I do fine on my own. I don't need sleep. I..."

    "Spike, don't worry," Twilight tried to reassure him, "He's just here to help out a little. Now, Mario and I have to go out, so why don't you introduce yourself to Owlowiscious? He's in the library."

    "Worried?" said Spike nervously as he began to sweat, "Do I look worried? I'm not worried. Who's worried?"

    "Just brace yourself," said Mario, "He's got this...little trick he does with his neck and beady eyes, but he means no harm okay."

    "Uhh...sure...thanks for...the update," said Spike slowly as Mario and Twilight took their leave. spike then slowly made his way down the stairs to the area where Owlowiscious was.

    "Hello? Hellooo!" Spike called out when he found the owl just sitting on Twilight's desk. The owl made a slow one eighty degree turn of his head and stared at Spike.

    "Whoa! Dude, that's creepy," said Spike as he flinched away in fright before approaching him, "Uh...Hi there! I'm Spike. I'm sure Twilight's told you all about me."

    "Hoo," said Owlowiscious.

    "Uh, Spike?" the dragon repeated, "You know, assistant number one?"

    "Hoo?" Owlowiscious repeated again.

    "I'm Spike!" the dragon snapped, getting annoyed, "And who are you? What are you?"

    "Hoo!"

    "Who?"

    "Hoo!"

    "I thought your name was Owlowiscious!" Spike retorted in irritation.

    "Hoo?" the owl asked.

    "Okay, "Who", "Owlowiscious", whatever," Spike said in exasperation, "I'm Spike okay? Look! All you need to know is that I'm number one and you're number two. Got it?"

    "Hoo?" was all Owlowiscious said in reply. Spike was losing his patience as one of his eyes began to twitch.

    "So, a man of mystery, huh?" Spike retorted, "I'm keeping my eyes on you! I've got eyes in the back of my head too!"

    CRASH!

    Spike was so busy trying to show Owlowiscious who was boss that Spike walked right into the front door. Spike was a bit dazed for a bit before he recovered.

    "Well, not really, but...You know what I mean!" said Spike angrily as he opened and slammed the door shut. Outside the library, Spike was fuming.

    "That bird is out for my job," said Spike angrily, "He wants to be number one. I'll prove to Twilight that I deserve to be number one. Not Freaky Feathers over there. I won't let him have my job if it's the last thing I do!" Spike was unaware that Owlowiscious was starting at him from a window with ominous looking eyes.

    Later on, Spike was just sitting on a tree branch outside the library. He was currently reading a book about owls as Twilight was showing off Owlowiscious to the rest of her friends.

    "Oh, what a fantastical, flufficious feathery little friend!" said Pinkie, "I'm...hooked!" Everyone laughed at her little joke as Spike continued to read his book.

    "He's just wonderful," Fluttershy added.

    "He's just wonderful," Spike repeated in mock tone, but was left eating his words when everyone turns to look at him. He smiled at them sheepishly.

    "Uh, yes. wonderful," Spike tried to say casually before adding under his breath, "He's quite...the charmer."

    "And Owlowiscious is just such a star I just had to make this little bow for you," said Rarity before presenting and tying on a bow that was almost identical to the one she had given Spike the other day. That really got Spike angry.

    "Grrr!" Spike growled before crawling inside via a window and slammed it shut. Everyone just looked at him blankly.

    "What's he all saddle sore about?" Applejack asked.

    "He's probably just jealous of Owlowiscious," Rainbow pointed out.

    "I could tell," Mario added.

    "Maybe Spike feels threatened or worried that Owlowiscious will replace him?" Fluttershy added with concern.

    "Both of those would make sense," said Mario in agreement.

    "Replace him? Hah! That's crazy!" said Twilight with a laugh, "Spike knows he can't be replaced." Owlowiscious just sat quietly with its new bowties sparkling in the sunshine. Mario just looked at her skeptically and shook his head.

    "What?" Twilight asked with a glare.

    "I'm just gonna be upright and honest this time," said Mario, "Twilight Sparkle, you are so clueless sometimes."

    "Hey!"

    "I know jealousy when I see it," said Mario, "Rainbow and Fluttershy are probably right about Spike. Why else would be look so steamed?"

    "Well, I think he's just cranky over lack of sleep," said Twilight, "Just you wait and see."

    "And if I'm right?" Mario asked with a raised eyebrow, but only got silence for an answer.

    "You know by now we're not gonna admit you were right, don't ya?" Applejack asked plainly. Mario gritted his teeth, snorted loudly before heading back inside his house and slammed the door.

    "Now what's he all saddle sore about?" Applejack asked.

    "He just can't accept the fact that when it comes to arguing with girls," said Fluttershy smugly, "he'll never win." The others snickered as Mario just sulked in his living room.

    Back inside the library, Spike was stomping about.

    "They're trying to replace me!" said Spike, "I better step it up and make sure that Twilight and Owlowiscious both know whose still number one!" Spike didn't realize until after he had been talking to himself that he had been heading downstairs and saw Twilight with Owlowiscious at the bottom of the staircase.

    "Hey, Spike!" said Twilight, "Can you fetch that book called: "Two-headed Myth-"

    "...Mythological Mysteres!"," Spike finished for her, "I know where it is." In his efforts to be useful, Spike had done his very best to memorize the locations of most of the books on the library shelves. Using a ladder and a small stack of books, Spike reaches the location where the book was...only to find it empty.

    "Thanks, Owlowiscious," said Twilight, "Hey Spike, no worries, Owlowiscious flew up and got the book for me. On and gee! I guess I need "Ferrets of Fairyland" too." Spike felt rather annoyed until Owlowiscious flew up and grabbed the said book that was under the stack Spike was standing on.

    "Hey! Whoa! Whoa!" Spike retorted as he wobbled to try and regain his balance.

    "Climb down from there Spike," said Twilight, not even bothering to look at him, "before you fall."

    CRASH!

    Twilight was too late as Spike came tumbling down into a small pile of books. Spike rose out of them angrily.

    "Grrr!' Spike growled, steam spewing from his ears.

    Later on that day, Twilight was busy writing some notes when her quill snapped and broke.

    "Shoot!" Twilight remarked.

    "Yes, sir!" said Spike as he appeared beside her.

    "My last writing quill," said Twilight, "it's broken."

    "Never fear!" said Spike confidently, "Spike, your number one assistant, is here!" Spike immediately begins to search for something that would make a good writing quill.

    "Quill...quill...where is it?" said Spike as he began to search through a basket, the kitchen, under the bed, "Not here...quill...quill, where is it?" He then searched the bathroom and opens a curtain.

    "Hoo," said Owlowiscious, wearing a shower cap on his head and in the bathtub. Spike just shuts the curtain and moves on.

    "Where am I gonna get a quill?" Spike asked as he even searches inside of a sandwich and then makes a fast exit from the Library and into town.

    "Spike, wait! Wait!" Twilight called out from the above balcony, but Spike was already out of hearing range.

    It wasn't long before Spike reaches a store that is known for selling only two things, quills and sofas. Yet today had to be the day they were out of the one thing Spike needed the most.

    "But the store is called, "Quills and Sofas"," Spike protested to the owner, Davenport, "You only sell two things!"

    "Sorry, Junior," said Davenport, "All outta quills until Monday. Need a sofa?" Spike just groaned loudly and stomped away to look elsewhere. It wasn't long before he found himself just outside Sugarcube Corner talking to Pinkie Pie.

    "I swore I had one here somewhere," said Pinkie, "Ah, here it is! A quince." Pinkie tossed a peach colored fruit before Spike.

    "Not a quince. A quill!" said Spike as he kicked the fruit away.

    "Right," said Pinkie, "A quail? A quilt! A quesadilla? Aha! A quiche!" As Pinkie mentions all the items beginning with the letter Q, the quail simply flew away, the quilt hits Spike in the face, which Spike pulls off and nearly misses the quesadilla splattering in front of him. Spike just groans as he manages to catch a quiche that had a fork stuck into it.

    "Not a quiche," Spike retorted annoyingly, "A quill!"

    "Nope," said Pinkie, "Sorry. All outta quills." Spike just sighed.

    "Shoot," he muttered before taking a bit out of the quiche and walking away. Once he had finished it, Spike was now at a farm chasing a chicken.

    "Come on, Chicken!" Spike called out, "Here, chicky-chicky-chicky! Here! Chick-chick-chick-chicky! Come here! Ugh! Come here!" The chicken then ducked into its coop as Spike continued to pursue it until the chicken left though its door and Spike crashes into the wall. The entire wall comes crashing down with Spike on top. Spike grunts angrily before continuing the chase. The chicken comes to stop and Spike attacks the chicken.

    "Not the face, not the face!" Spike shouted as the struggle continued, "No! Hey! Stop! Quit it!" Soon the chicken left the dust cloud unharmed as Spike looked rather beat up. As he lay there, a single chicken feather floated towards him. His mission was complete. The sun was already setting when Spike finally arrived back at tree house with the chicken feather in his hand.

    "Spike...to the rescue," he panted before Twilight as he plops the floor on his stomach in exhaustion.

    "Oh Spike," said Twilight, "I was calling out for you when you were turning this place upside down. Owlowiscious gave me one of his feathers to use as a quill." Twilight showed Spike the owl feather. Spike rose to his feet, fists balled as he burns up the feather with the anger swelling inside of him.

    "That's just great," Spike snapped, "Perfect! Sweet! I think I'll just, uh...finish up the rest of my chores! Or did Owlowiscious already do them?"

    "Oh, no-no," said Twilight, "There are quite a lot of them."

    "Well, that's fine," Spike snapped as he sat on one of the step leading upstairs, "Because I can stay up all night and finish-" Spike said no more, he had fallen asleep on the steps. Twilight just smiled.

    "Poor Spike," said Twilight to Owlowiscious, "He'll come around. He's genuinely a good little guy." Owlowiscious said nothing.

    By morning, Spike was still fast asleep before the sound of a loud book plopped next to him.

    "Huh?" Spike woke in surprise. Until he noticed the book that had been dropped next to him was the very book he had accidentally ruined the other day.

    "Spike, what is this?" said Twilight sternly, "You said this book was missing. Well, Owlowiscious found it right where is belongs, but like this. How did it get this way?" Spike looked rather uneasy.

    "Uh...Well, um...You see," Spike stuttered, "I...I just didn't wanna disappoint you and uh,...have you ever seen a dragon sneeze?" That last part was actually Spike telling the truth, but because he made a rhetorical question out of it as he hugged his tail, Twilight took his answer as an excuse.

    "I've seen a dragon lie," Twilight retorted, "I'm very disappointed in you, Spike." Twilight then excused herself from the room as Spike felt ashamed. Until he saw the owl standing nearby and his shame turned into anger when he remembered it was Owlowiscious that had shown the destroyed book to Twilight in the first place.

    "You set me up!" said Spike angrily, pointing a finger at the owl, "Well, two can play at that game!"

    "Hoo!" said Owlowiscious.

    "Not "who"! Two! Urgh!" Spike bellowed in frustration as he stomps his way out of the Library steaming with fury.

    "Owlowiscious is out to take my place," Spike snorted as he continued to stomp about the town, "I just know it! I've gotta stop him, but how?" It was just then Spike sees a white mouse run by. He then get a devious smile on his face.

    "Ah!" Spike exclaimed as he zips away and returns now wearing a black top hat, matching cape, and a villainous mustache, which he twists one side with his hand and laughs, "Muahahaha!"

    Spike has officially gone to the dark side.

    In order for his dastardly plan to work, he first headed to the outside of the Carousel Boutique. His timing couldn't have been more perfect as Rarity and Opal both stepped outside.

    "Come along, Opal," said Rarity, "Let's hurry up and get to Fluttershy's tea party." The cat just walked with Rarity in its snooty manner as they passed a particular bush. Once they were far enough away, Spike pops out of the bush and makes his way inside through the bottom half of the Boutique door. As he tip toes about the shop, he looks around to see a ball of yarn, some rolled up fabric, and then a particular toy mouse.

    "So lifelike," said Spike as he picks it up and examines it, "An when Twilight discovers it shredded up on the floor, she'll think mouse eating Owlowiscious is too blame. And I'll be number one...again! Muhahaha!" Spike then opens the door, makes a rather dastardly pose, before making his escape.

    Once back at the Library, Spike began to put his dastardly pan into action. With the toy mouse in his hand, he first tears off a patch rarity had sewed on it and shakes it a bit to make some of the stuffing come out. Next, he roughs up the whiskers a bit as well as the face, causing one of the button eyes to dangle by its thread. He then tosses some of the stuffing into the floor. Then Spike rushes into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of ketchup and pours a large glob of it around the mouse to add a gruesome factor to the destroyed toy mouse. Then he grabs Twilight's pillow and began to toss the feathers around to leave a trail. Walking backwards, Spike laughs evilly as he continued to make a mess and becomes unaware of two things: One, he had stepped into the ketchup and was leaving foot prints on the floor and stairs. Two, he was so in the moment of his little scheme that he didn't notice that Twilight and Owlowiscious were right behind him...until he bumped into her.

    Busted

    Twilight just gave him a stern glare as Spike just shifted his eyes from Twilight to the mess and back again. He then zipped away to removed his costume and then came back in seconds flat.

    "That poor little field mouse!" said Spike melodramatically, "Torn to pieces! It must have been Owlowiscious! You know, since owls eat, you know, mice. What a terrible, terrible bird! He must be punished! Right?"Twilight was now at her wits end.

    "Spike! I don't know what upsets me more," Twilight scolded angrily, "That you deliberately tried to set up Owlowiscious or that you actually thought this pathetic attempt would work! You let your jealousy get the best of you, Spike! I am truly disappointed. This is not the Spike I know and love." If the fact Twilight was disappointed in him didn't hurt enough, hearing that last statement really broke the poor dragon's heart. Twilight just left the room without another word as Owlowiscious just did a one-eighty with his head to look at Spike as they left with a hard slam of the front door. That last sentence continue to repeat on Spike head.

    Not the Spike I know and love...

    Not...know and love...

    Not...love...

    "She...She doesn't love me anymore," said Spike, feeling like he going to cry.

    It was later that evening when Twilight finally returned just outside the library, after what had happened, she needed some time to cool down and recollect her thoughts. As wrong as Spike was, she felt rather guilty herself.

    "Maybe I was a little hard on Spike," said Twilight to Owlowiscious.

    "Hoo," Owlowiscious replied.

    "Well, he shouldn't have felt so jealous," Twilight retorted as Owlowiscious just stared at her, "there's no reason to think that you're meant to replace him or that he's not needed."

    "Hoo" the owl said again. Twilight sighed.

    "I should let him know," said Twilight as she headed inside, only to find the mess was still there, including the foot prints.

    "Ugh, Spike, I had expected you to clean up this mess!" she snapped annoyed as she headed upstairs to find him. Soon her annoyance turned to concern when she saw Spike was nowhere to be found.

    "Spike? Spike? Where are you?" Twilight called out, but there was no reply. She quickly searched the entire Library/living space, but no sign of a baby dragon anywhere.

    "Spike, this isn't funny!" Twilight said worried.

    "Hoo!" said Owlowiscious as he pointed a wing towards a set of familiar tracks. She didn't need to look that much farther to see that Spike had made his way out of town.

    "Oh no," said Twilight before she ran towards Mario's house and banged the door frantically.

    "Mario! Mario! Mario!" Twilight shouted as Mario opened the door.

    "What's with all the banging?!" he asked, holding a mug with his magic, "you nearly made me spill my cup of cocoa!"

    "He left!" said Twilight. Mario didn't need long to figure out who.

    "Spike?" he asked for confirmation as he set the mug down by a nearby table.

    "Yes, he ran away," Twilight replied and began to talk rather fast, "You were right Mario! He was jealous and what did I do? I scolded him! Now he's gone! And if anything happens to him I'll never..." Twilight didn't get to finish as Mario wrapped his fore-hooves around her in a hug. While Twilight was still worried, his hug did at least settle down what was clearly becoming a panic attack. Mario held her a few seconds until he could tell Twilight's breathing was close to normal again.

    "Then let's go find him," said Mario gently as he pulled away, "I'll get the rest of our friends to..."

    "No need," said Twilight as a certain owl hovered nearby, "Owlowiscious found some foot prints leading out of town. If we hurry we can find him before the trail disappears." Mario nodded as the three soon headed out of town.

    Meanwhile, Spike had aimlessly headed into the Everfree forest carrying just a simple sack on a stick as he continued to walk through the dark forest with his head low.

    "Twilight hates me," he said to himself, "I'm cold, hungry, tired, and lonely. Could it get any worse?"

    KA-BOOM!

    It was just then a small thunder storm hit the forest and rain began to pour down on the small dragon. Spike was startled for a moment.

    "Guess that's a yes," he remarked. He hadn't walked that much farther before he found a small cave.

    "Hello? Hello?" Spike called out from the outside edge before deciding to make his way inside to get out of the rain as the lightning outside struck a few times behind him. As Spike walks further inside, his eyes catch a glimpse of something sparkling in the distance.

    "What is that?" he wondered as he made his way close to it. There before him was a large mountain of gems. His eyes widen excitedly.

    "If this is what running away is all about," said Spike, "I never wanna go home!" He then swan dives into the gems.

    "Gems! Mmm...woohoo!" Spike shouted as he surfaced once and then surfaced again as he gobbled up a few gems happily. A few minutes later, Spike was now reclining against the mountain of gems with a nicely sized potbelly to show that he had eaten his share and gave a satisfied hiccup.

    "Even if my tummy's full," said Spike as he patted his stomach, "the rest of me is still empty. I miss Twilight and the pony gang. But she doesn't love me anymore. So, I'm better off here, all by myself." Spike then holds a half-eaten yellow gem and begins to suck on it when some mysterious steam begins to float near Spike.

    "Wow, seems to be getting warmer," Spike said aloud as he tried to fan himself a bit, "The steam is great for my complexion, but it's sure getting hot in here." Spike looks around for the source and then gasped silently as he sees another dragon. A large, fully grown green dragon, snorting and glaring at him.

    "What are you doing in my cave?" the green dragon demanded, "And why are you eating my gems?"

    "Heyah bro!" said Spike, trying to play it cool, "I didn't know this was your cave. And I didn't know these were your gems, but...we're cool right?" Spike's question was soon met with a threatening growl from the green dragon.

    "Whoa, whoa! Hey...We're like brothers, you know," said Spike, trying to reason with him, "I mean, you're a dragon, I'm a dragon...it's us against the world, right?" The green dragon just roared, making it clear that he was not willing to relate or make friends with him. Spike was startled a bit before trying to rustle up some courage.

    "You don't scare me!" said Spike bravely, "So you're big." The green dragon growled at him again, making Spike cower back a bit.

    "Really big," Spike continued, feeling more nervous by the second, "And you're claws are super sharp. Tail...extra spikey..." Spike got a good look at his claws and tail and felt his courage began to fade, but then tried again to stand strong.

    "But, uh...You don't scare me!" Spike tried to act tough and blew a rather feeble green flame from his mouth, "Ha! How'd you like that?"

    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRP!

    The green dragon released a huge flame towards Spike. The baby dragon just ducked in time to avoid being barbequed, thought the top of his head was slightly singed.

    "Uh...I'd love to stay, but gotta go!" said Spike, "See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya! Aah!" Spike then ran underneath the green dragon's legs as it tried to roast him again. Spike ran for dear life and ducked behind rock, but the green dragon easily smashed the rock with his tail. Spike then continued to run away as the green dragon tried and grab Spike with his jaw, but just barely missed. Soon Spike was pinned against the wall with nowhere to run. The green dragon gets ready to deal with Spike when...

    "Hoo-hoo!"

    Help had arrived in the form of Owlowiscious as he begin to fly around the dragon head to distract it. The green dragon roars and tries to attack the owl, but Owlowiscious is too quick as is able to avoid the spiked tail. He is even able to trick the green dragon into slamming his tail on his own head. The green dragon wails as it painfully removes the tail from the top of his head. Spike just watches in awe.

    "Spike! Over here!" shouted a voice.

    "Hurry, while that big pile of scales is distracted!" said another voice. Spike looked towards the caves exit to find Twilight and Mario standing outside.

    "Am I glad to see you!" said Spike as he ran as fast as he could towards the two ponies.

    "Hurry! Hop on!" said Twilight as Spike climbs into her back and they ran away from the cave with Owolowiscous close behind. They just barely avoided getting roasted as a huge blast of fire came out of the cave. The end of Mario's tails gets slightly burnt as the green dragon pursues them. Spike looks back nervously and Mario looks back as well.

    "Big bully," he muttered as he pulled out a blue shell with spikes and a pair of wings on it from his saddle bag.

    "Why do you have a turtle shell?" Twilight asked in surprise.

    "Relax, it's not a real turtle shell," said Mario, "That's just a false sense of security." Twilight and Spike looked puzzled.

    "Go get 'em boy!" Mario called as he used his magic to bring the shell to life. The blue shell then takes off at high speed at the dragon. The shell circles around the dragon's neck, slowing him down before...

    KA-BOOOOOOOM!

    The blue shell exploded, dazing the dragon, giving Twilight, Mario, Spike, and Owlowiscious some distance between the dragon before he gave chase once again. Then there was trouble.

    "It's too dark!" said Twilight, "I can't see!"

    "She's right," said Mario, "Remind me to work on some magic glasses that can let us see in the dark next time!"

    "Hoo! Hoo-hoo!" Owlowiscious called out. Both ponies smiled as they remembered that Owls had a natural ability to see in the dark. They allowed the owl to guide them through the dark forest, which allowed them to keep up their pace from the approaching green dragon. Soon, the green dragon got stuck behind some fallen trees. Fortunately this dragon couldn't fly, so he roared out a large blast of five from above the tree in frustration as Spike gave a sigh of relief. Eventually, they finally make it out of the Everfree Forest. Twilight and Mario slow down near a lone tree on the outskirts and set Spike down.

    "Spike, we were so worried about you," Twilight panted, "I was so worried about you. Why did you run away?"

    "I thought you didn't need me anymore," said Spike sadly, "And that you didn't love me anymore." Twilight just looked at Mario sadly, but Mario just rested a hoof on her back, urging her to say something.

    "Spike, sure, I was disappointed," said Twilight, "but you are my number one assistant! And Friend. And you always will be. It's just sometimes I need some help at night. I can't ask you to stay up late and...I don't feel comfortable always asking Mario pull off all-nighters to help me. He has things to do as well. Besides, you are a baby dragon and you need your rest. Owls are nocturnal. So I asked Owlowiscious to help. But not to take your place. No one could ever replace you, Spike. Not even when you are being a jealous numbskull." Twilight noogied his head, making him smile before they exchanged a hug with each other.

    "I'm sorry, Twilight," said Spike, "I never should have been so jealous."

    "And I'm sorry too, Spike," said Twilight, "I should have been more sensitive."

    "And Owlowiscious...I know not that you weren't out to take my job," Spike told the owl, "Forgive me?"

    "Hoo?" said Owlowiscious.

    "Me, forgive me, Spike," the dragon repeated.

    "Hoo!" the owl repeated and Twilight giggled as Mario chuckled.

    "He forgive you, Spike," said Twilight.

    "Remind me to get you a owl translator," said Mario, "It will help you understand him a little better since all "hoos" are not the same."

    "Quite true," said Twilight, "and thank you for helping me find Spike." Twilight then kissed his cheek. While Mario had received a handful of cheek kisses from Twilight in recent times, he still blushed when receiving one.

    "Hey!" said Spike in realization, "How did you guys know where I was?"

    "It was your ketchup-covered feet," Twilight told him, "Owlowiscious discovered your footsteps and we followed them all the way to the cave." Spike lifted his foot and saw that his feet still had some of the ketchup coated on them.

    "Oh yeah, the ketchup," said Spike, "It looked pretty real though, didn't it?" Twilight and Mario gave him a skeptical looks.

    "Uh..." Spike just chuckled sheepishly to himself, regretting that comment had come out of his mouth.

    Once they had returned back to Library, and Spike had finally cleaned up his mess and repaired Twilight's pillow, Spike had collected a scroll and quill for Twilight to begin reciting her letter. Mario just stood next to Twilight and Owlowiscious was perched nearby.

    "I know Princess Celestia will wanna read about what happened today..." Twilight told Spike.

    "I'm ready when you are," said Spike, quill at hand. Then Twilight got an idea.

    "Hey, Spike," said Twilight, "Why don't you write to Princess Celestia? And tell her what you've learned?"

    "Really?" said Spike surprised, "Why, that's a big responsibility."

    "I know," Twilight replied, "But nothing my number one assistant can't handle." Spike smiled and began to write.

    "Dear Princes Celestia," Spike recited aloud as he began to write,

    "This is Spike, writing to you about my adventures. This week, I've learned that being jealous and telling lies gets you nowhere in friendship. I also learned that there's plenty of love for everyone to share. So from here on out, I promise, that I, Spike, will...

    As Spike recited his letter, Mario and Twilight listened with smiles on their faces, but were then stunned when Spike stopped. They then noticed that Spike had dropped asleep on the desk.

    "Oh, Spike," said Mario and Twilight together shaking their heads.

    "Hoo?" Owlowiscious asked.

    "Who?" said Twilight puzzled, "Spike! You kno...Ohhhh..." Twilight then giggled to herself, realizing she had fallen into the same trick of misunderstanding the owl. Owlowiscious just turned his head one-eighty degrees and gave a wink.

    Sometimes it's hard being a boy of few words. They are often misunderstood.

    Looks like we're approaching the end of season 1. Things are gonna get interesting in the next few episodes so keep reading.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    26. Party of One

    Party of One

    Pony's Log Number 125: I always knew there was more to Pinkie than just randomness and smiles, but...I never thought I'd learn about it like this...

    It was another lovely day in town of Ponyville as Twilight and Mario were just busy doing their quiet routine study session. They were taken by surprise when they heard a knock on the door. They looked around a bit before they saw who it was.

    "Oh! Hi Pinkie Pie..." said Twilight.

    And now it is once again time for silly songs with Pinkie Pie, where Pinkie gets the delusional...

    "JUST LET ME SING THE SONG!" Pinkie screamed.

    Okay...okay...eesh...

    Twilight and Mario just watch her with stunned faces, now GO!

    [Pinkie Pie]

    Sings and dances wearing a yellow and blue party hat and red nose as Gummy stood next to her with a blue and orange splatter pattern party hat.

    This is your singing telegram
    I hope it find you well
    You're invited to a party
    'Cause we think you're really swell

    Pinkie continues singing at Rarity's house, now wearing a Top Hat and black tail coat and Gummy is also wearing a tux and top hat. Rarity just looked stunned as well.

    Gummy's turning one year old
    So help us celebrate
    The cake will be delicious
    The festivities first-rate

    Pinkie continues for Applejack, now wearing a confettit cannon on her head as well as a pair of dual cannons on her body. Gummy catches one of the falling streamers in his mouth. Applejack just watches stunned.

    There will be games and dancing
    Bob for apples, cut a rug

    Pinkies shoots off her confetti canons.

    And when the party's over
    We'll gather 'round for a group hug

    Pinkie is now at Rainbow's home using a hot air balloon, but her singing and energy has started to slow down and she begins to sweat a little. Gummy is trapped in collection of smaller balloons above her. Rainbow watches in the same manner as the others.

    No need to bring a gift
    Bring there will be enough
    Birthdays mean having fun with friends.
    Not getting lots of stuff

    By the time, she reaches Fluttershy, her singing has slowed down even more, she is now sweating more heavily and her dancing has very little energy. It didn't help she was wearing a birthday cake outfit with gummy on top of her. Fluttershy was more concerned with how exhausted Pinkie looked to be surprised by her singing telegram.

    It won't be the same without you
    So we hope that you say yes
    So, please, oh please R.S.V.P.
    And come, and be our guest!

    Pinkie then plopped to the ground in front of her door. It was several minutes later when Pinkie had the strength to make it back to Sugarcube corner. She had her own party room upstairs and it had already been set up and decorated as she slowly made her way to the top of the stairs.

    "Next time, I think I'll just pass out written invitations," Pinkie told Gummy in a raspy voice before passing out at the top of the stairs. Gummy just stood there blankly, as usual.

    (theme song)

    It wasn't much longer before everyone was at Sugarcube Corner for Gummy's birthday party. Pinkie, Twilight, and Mario were dancing to some music. Applejack and Rainbow were chatting just behind the large bucket where they could play "Bob for apples". Fluttershy and Rarity were just chatting near the table where a giant birthday cake and bowl of punch was located. It was then Applejack then went to bob for an apple, she grabs one with ease and then gobbles it up.

    "Nice one!" said Rainbow, "Now, let me show you how it's done!" Rainbow went to open her mouth and dive in when Pinkie arrived.

    "Hey, girls!" said Pinkie cheerfully.

    "Hey, Pinkie Pie!" said Rainbow.

    "Howdy!" Applejack replied right after. Pinkie gave a happy squeal.

    "Just wanted to tell you how happy I am that you could make it to Gummy's party," said Pinkie.

    "Are you kiddin'?" said Applejack, "I wouldn't have missed it for the world."

    "Me, neither," said Rainbow, "When Pinkie Pie throws a party, I'm there!" Rainbow then took her turn to bob an apple. Like Applejack, she grabbed out without any trouble.

    "Ta da!" the blue pony exclaimed.

    "Aw! It's just a boring old apple," said Pinkie, "Don't worry, there are plenty of other surprises on there." Rainbow then spat her apple at Applejack.

    "What kind of surprises?" Rainbow asked excitedly as Applejack smiles in the same manner.

    "I can't tell you that, silly," said Pinkie, "Then it wouldn't be a surprise." Pinkie then walked away as Rainbow and Applejack then dunked their heads into the water. Applejack had grabbed a green apple that was attached to the bottom of the bucket with a spring. She tried to pull it out but the spring pulled her head back into the water. Rainbow pulled her head out only to have Gummy trying to bite her entire head. Applejack just laughed as Rainbow twitched her head so Gummy went flying off. Rainbow couldn't help but look a little embarassed.

    Meanwhile, Rarity was just enjoying some of the punch and was sipping it contently thought a straw as Mario had been chatting with her. Rarity had just emptied her cup when Pinkie refilled it for her. Mario looked at the punch, feeling rather thirsty.

    "This punch is simply divine," said Rarity to Pinkie as the pink pony arrived, "Is this the same recipe you used for your "Spring has Sprung" party?"

    "Nope!" said Pinkie, "Something new." Mario and Rarity looked at the punch bowl as Twilight was walking in the background. There they saw Gummy swimming in the punch bowl. Rarity looked stunned for a moment before she spit out the punch in her mouth and into Pinkie's face.

    "It's Gummy's favorite," said Pinkie happily, unphased at getting punch spat into her face. Mario and Twilight both made nervous faces as Pinkie smiles. Rarity, with much reluctance, gulped and continued drinking the punch. Mario wasn't thirsty anymore and slowly scooted away to avoid having to drink any and Twilight just watched in the background. It was then the music began to play.

    "Ooh, this is my jam!" said Pinkie as she took off. Once Pinkie was looking away, Rarity spat out the punch in her mouth into a nearby potted plant. By now Twilight, Mario, and Fluttershy were dancing together and enjoying themselves.

    "Never pegged you as a dancer big brother," said Fluttershy.

    "I've got some skills," Mario replied.

    "Show me!" Fluttershy challenged.

    "Fine," Mario replied, accepting her challenge as he began did the snake, the moonwalk on both four hooves and even with just his hind legs, the worm, a back flip, then he spun in a ball and dropped to the floor, did a hind leg windmill, followed by a fore-hoof spin, and then made a pose as he reclined on the floor.

    "Woo-hoo! Yeah! Go Mario Go!" Twilight and Fluttershy cheered before they went back to dancing together. It was then Pinkie got in between Twilight and Fluttershy.

    "Having fun?" Pinkie asked.

    "A blast!" said Twilight.

    "Totally!" Mario added.

    "You always throw the best parties, Pinkie Pie," said Fluttershy as the three ponies kept on dancing.

    "They're always the best parties 'cause my best friends are always there!" said Pinkie and joined in the dancing.

    "Yah!" Twilight and Mario shouted as Pinkie smacked her flank into Twilight, sending her into Mario and they both flew away from the pink pony. Pinkie then did the same to Fluttershy, making her yelp as she flew away as well. All three ponies were sent crashing on opposite sides of the room and into the walls, leaving indents in them. Twilight just smiled a bit woozily as she tumbled out of her indention.

    "That...didn't hurt as much as I thought," Twilight said, still a bit woozy.

    "That's because I hit the wall and you smashed into me," said Mario as Twilight noticed Mario float out of the crack and onto the floor, flat as a pancake.

    "Momma mia..." he groaned.

    "Aww...I'm sorry," said Twilight, feeling rather bad.

    "Easy fix!" said Pinkie as she put a tube into his mouth and pumped an air pump to restore him. Unfortunately, she pumped a little too much air and now he was floating a couple of feet in the air looking like an overinflated balloon.

    "If anypony says I'm fat they are gonna get it!" Mario muttered annoyed.

    "You just fine," Twilight squeaked, trying and failing miserably not to laugh as Pinkie bounced away as the excess air caused Mario to fly randomly about the party room. By now Fluttershy had peeled herself off her wall indention and was just recovering when Mario crashed right into it stomach first before sliding out and onto the floor.

    "How was your flight, sir?" Fluttershy asked with a smirk.

    "Bleh!" said Mario, his body back to normal and feeling rather worn out.

    "C'mon, everypony" said Pinkie shortly afterward, "Gummy wants to dance. Go Gummy! It's your birthday! Go Gummy! It's your birthday." The little alligator just stood there blankly as everyone pony began to dance around him.

    It was very late when the party finally came to an end, Pinkie just watched everyone make their leave from outside her upstairs window.

    "Hoo-wee!" said Applejack, "I am beat! I haven't danced that much since...Well, since your last party. Thanks again for your invite!"

    "See ya later, birthday alligator!" Rainbow added as she walked with Fluttershy and Rarity.

    "Bravo for hosting yet another delightful soiree," said Rarity.

    "It's been lovely," said Fluttershy. Right behind the threesome were Mario and Twilight. Once Mario had recovered, he was able to still have a good time at the party.

    "You sure you don't wanna stay?" Pinkie called as Mario and Twilight looked back, "There's still some cake left."

    "Uh, I think I'm gonna pass," said Twilight.

    "Yeah, but despite you making me a balloon, I still had a lot of fun," said Mario.

    "Great party though," said Twilight, "we should do this again soon." Pinkie just watched her friends head for their homes when Pinkie gasped and got an idea.

    "We should do this again soon!" said Pinkie excitedly.

    The sun began to slowly rise into the sky as Twilight was woken up by the sound of someone knocking her door. Twilight just slowly made her way towards the door with a few of her mane and tails hairs were sticking out. She opened the door to see Pinkie at her door wearing a basket on her head with some letters inside of it.

    "Oh! Hi, Pinki-"

    "It's soon" said the pink pony as she got into Twilight's face.

    "Pardon me?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "You said we should have another party soon, and...it's soon," said Pinkie as she bounced up and down excitedly, "Here's your invitation!" Twilight pick up one of the letters with her magic.

    ""You're invited to Gummy's 'after-birthday' party"," Twilight read aloud, ""This afternoon at three o'clock"."

    "All our bestest friends are invited," said Pinkie, still bouncing on her hooves, "and there's gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice cream, and punch!" Twilight smiles...until she realizes something.

    "This afternoon?" said Twilight, "As in, "this afternoon" this afternoon?"

    "Yes, indeedy!" said Pinkie.

    "Oh, gosh," said Twilight sheepishly, "I wish I could make it, but I've gotten a bit behind on my studies." Twilight used her magic to quickly summon a huge pile of books. By the time Pinkie was able to peek inside, the large stack was a big as a mountain.

    "I really gotta hit the books," said Twilight as she allowed Pinkie to see the book mountain.

    "I understand," said Pinkie, "your studies come first. But don't worry, we'll be sure to save you some cake."

    "Please do," said Twilight as Pinkie gave a wink and made her leave, but then reappeared walking in the opposite direction from a short distance away.

    "Oh! And Twilight, you shouldn't hit the books," Pinkie pointed out, "You should really just read them."

    "I'll keep that mind," said Twilight as Pinkie bounced away towards Mario's house. Pinkie reached into her mane and grumbled.

    "I bet I'm the only one in our group that doesn't have a spare house key," Pinkie muttered as she knocked on the door and put on her happy smile. Mario just opened the door.

    "What's up Pinkie?" Mario asked.

    "I'm here to give you an invite to another party," said Pinkie as Mario quietly took out an invitation with his magic and read it quietly, "it's for this afternoon."

    "This afternoon?" Mario asked, "as in "this afternoon" this afternoon?"

    "Correct a mundo," said Pinkie, bouncing on her hooves.

    "I'm sorry Pinkie," said Mario, "I've got a slow freight train today."

    "A what kind of freight train?" Pinkie asked puzzled, "Why would you wanna go slow making deliveries? I've seen you deliver fragile items going super duper fast!"

    "Slow freight doesn't mean that I have to move slowly," Mario explained, "it means that I have to stop at over a dozen places to pick up and set down cars. I hate these types of freight trains!"

    "Why?" Pinkie asked as Mario headed next door.

    "Because ponies leave me dirty freight cars in dirty sidings! BLEH!" said Mario as he pulled away some freight cars that were left in some mud as he took his leave towards another building and picked up some more cars that were left near some scarps of garbage.

    "UGH!"Mario groaned irritably as he pulled his train away to the next location, getting his coat and hooves covered in mud and grime. Pinkie just watched him leave with a sigh.

    "It's okay," said Pinkie, "A party is still a party, even if there are only four guests." Pinkie then headed towards Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack followed Mario's little train idea and had hooked up several of her smaller wagons together to make a three car freight train loaded with tall piles of fresh apples. She is then taken by surprise when Pinkie jumps out of a trio of haystacks laying near the barn.

    "Huh? Oh, hi, Pinkie Pie!" said Applejack, "What brings you 'round these parts?"

    "Who's ready to shake their hoof-thang?!" said Pinkie excitedly, getting into Applejack's face and shakes her flank, "It's an invitation to Gummy's "after-birthday" party this afternoon. There's gonna be dancing, and games, and cake, and ice-cream, and punch!" Pinkie bounces excitedly as she tells Applejack about the party. But then Applejack realizes something.

    "This afternoon?" said Applejack wearily, "A-as in, "this afternoon" this afternoon?"

    "That's funny," said Pinkie, putting a fore-hoof to her chin for a moment, "That's just what Twilight and Mario said, and the answer is, "Yes! It's this afternoon!"

    "Uh, well, I...I..uh...I don't think I can make it 'cause...uh..." Applejack stuttered. Being the element of honesty made coming up with a good excuse to not go to Pinkie's part very difficult. She had to look at her freight cars loaded with apples for a few seconds to think of an answer. Pinkie just looked at the apples from behind her.

    "I have to uh...uh..." Applejack continued to stutter before she finally came up with something to say, "you know what? I...uh...pick apples! Yep, apples! 'Cause that's what we do! With the...apples. We, uh...pick 'em!" There was a long pause as Applejack gave Pinkie a toothy smile. Pinkie slowly begins to stare at her as Applejack tries to hold her smile, but grows more nervous as Pinkie narrows her eyes at her. Applejack gulps. Just as she can see her own reflection in the center of Pinkie's eyes. Pinkie stands down and smiles.

    "Okey-dokey-lokey!" Pinkie replied in her cheerful manner, "A party is still a party, even if there are only three guests." Pinkie then leaves. Only when the pink pony is a safe distance away does Applejack release a sigh of relief.

    Back at the Carousel Boutique, Spike was assisting Rarity by taking out a loaded garbage can out of the building and near the front of her property for pick up. (Don't ask if they do have a garbage day and where Rarity's property line is. Even I don't know.) Spike grunts since the garbage can is bigger and heavier than him and then sets it down.

    "Anything else I can do you for you, most beautiful one?" Spike asks like a lovesick dragon as he kneels beside her. Rarity get a sniff of the odor coming from Spike due to working hard and being around the garbage and whimpers as she leans away from him in disgust.

    "Hmm...perhaps you could take a bath," said Rarity as she pondered, "How can I put this delicately?" Rarity realizes she can't and just goes with being honest.

    "You smell like a rotten apple core that's been wrapped in moldy hay and dripping in dragon perspiration," said Rarity upfront. Spike just sighed in a lovesick trance and begins to float into the air as hearts float around him. Though anypony else who heard that could tell that wasn't a complement. Rarity just give him a concerned but annoyed look as she lightly pushes Spike away so he literally floats back to the Library. Rarity watched him float away as Pinkie appears beside her.

    "Ooh! I love the new hat," said Rarity as she looks at the basket on Pinkie's head, "Very modern. What's the occasion?"

    "Gummy's "after-birthday" party is this afternoon," Pinkie explained, "I'm delivering the invitations."

    "The party is this afternoon?" said Rarity in shock, "As in, "this afternoon" this afternoon?"

    "It's so strange," Pinkie pondered, "Everypony keeps saying that."

    "Oh... do they?" Rarity asked her innocently.

    "I know it's short notice," said Pinkie, "But we had such a great time at his birthday party, I thought we could have even more fun at his after-birthday party."

    "And I'm sure that we would, but I'm going to have to decline," said Rarity as she played with one of the curls in her mane, "I have to...wash my hair."

    "Don't be silly," said Pinkie, "your hair doesn't look dirty."

    "It doesn't?" Rarity asked as her mane sparkled a bit.

    "Nope!" Pinkie answered. Then Rarity did something rather...rash. She stuck her head into the garbage, getting her mane covered in grime and trash. (Eeww)

    "See?" said Rarity, then made a face that showed she was gonna be sick, but was able to quickly recompose herself, "Dirty! I have to go!" Rarity then made a mad dash into her boutique and slammed the door. Pinkie was left rather surprised.

    "Huh... No Twilight, no Mario, no Applejack, no Rarity," Pinkie thought before going back to her cheery mood, "Oh well, a party is still a party even with only two guests."

    However, Pinkie soon found that she was getting the same reaction from both Rainbow and Fluttershy, who were just hovering in the air when Pinkie told them about the party.

    "This afternoon?" Rainbow said stunned.

    "As in..." Fluttershy tried to add.

    "Yes! As in, "this afternoon" this afternoon!" Pinkie snapped.

    "On, man!" said Rainbow, "We'd love to, but...we're...house sitting this afternoon." Fluttershy nodded in agreement.

    "Both of you?" Pinkie asked with a sigh of disappointment.

    "It's...uh...big house," Fluttershy added as she glanced over to Rainbow, who literally drew a wrist watch on her left fore-hoof.

    "Uh, look at the time!" said Rainbow, looking at her hand drawn watch, "we'd better get going." The two Pegasi went to leave.

    "Wait!" said Pinkie, causing Fluttershy and Rainbow to come back, "Maybe I could bring you some after-birthday cake and ice-cream. Who're you house sitting for?"

    "Harry," said Rainbow quickly.

    "Harry?" said Pinkie puzzled.

    "Yeah, I don't think you know him," said Rainbow.

    "That's strange," Pinkie pondered, "I know just about everypony around here."

    "He's...a bear," said Fluttershy.

    "A bear?" Pinkie exclaimed. Even Rainbow looked rather stunned until Fluttershy gave her a discreet wink.

    "Yup! He's a bear all right," Rainbow replied, "and he'll be pretty upset if we don't get over to his house soon." The two Pegasi get ready to fly away again.

    "Wait!"

    Only for Pinkie to call them back a second time.

    "There's a bear around here who lives in a house?" Pinkies asked in confusion.

    "It's, uh, really more of a cave," Fluttershy answered.

    "But he's fixed up the place so much," Rainbow added, "it feels like a house."

    "And, uh, he wants us to look after his house...uh, cave...while he's, uh..." Fluttershy was running out of things to say.

    "A-at the beach!" Rainbow announced.

    "He's vacationing at the beach?" Pinkie said stunned. According to the current maps of Equestria, the beach going either west or east is very far away.

    "Yup!" Rainbow answered, "He loves to..."

    "Collect sea shells!" said Fluttershy, waving her fore-hooves about.

    "Play beach volleyball!" said Rainbow at the same time, waving her fore-hooves before they both looked at each other.

    "...Play beach volleyball!" said Fluttershy, waving her fore-hooves again.

    "...Collect sea shells!" said Rainbow at the same time, making the same gesture. They looked at each other again.

    "...Collect volleyballs!"

    "...Play sea shells!"

    By now, both pegasi looked at each other nervously. They knew that they need to leave and leave now.

    "Gotta go!" said Rainbow before she and Fluttershy both took off at high speed. How Fluttershy could fly that fast was anyone's guess! Actually, it was the fact Mario had created a new horseshoe power-up that lets a pony fly or run at high speed for 20 seconds, which was more than enough time for them to get away from Pinkie. Pinkie is left rather baffled at first, but then begins to feel suspicious as she sits in the floor of her home with her hooves crossed.

    "Something strange is definitely going on around here, Gummy," Pinkie told her alligator as Gummy was just pushing a ball of yarn across the floor, "Sure, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy had to house-sit for that vacationing bear, but what are the chances that all my other friends would have plans this afternoon too? Rarity had to wash her hair? Applejack has to pick apples? Mario has to take a slow freight train to...where he was gonna take it? He never told me actually..., and Twilight is behind on her studies and has to hit the books?" Pinkie then stands looking outside her window when she comes to a realization.

    "The more I think about it," said Pinkie, "The more those are starting to sound like..." Pinkie gasped, "excuses!" It was then she noticed that Twilight was hiding behind a house, standing on her fore-hooves with her back against the wall. The purple pony then tip-hooves into a nearby bush. She then gestures towards someone else. Pinkie barely sees a blur that she knew was Mario's. She could her some whispers before the blur zipped away from the bush. Twilight looks around as she tip-hooves over the entrance of Sugarcube corner and heads inside, closing the door.

    "That doesn't look like studying...or hitting the books," said Pinkie suspiciously. She then noticed Mario peeking out from behind a building.

    "Oh yeah...Mario time," he said quietly thought Pinkie could barely hear him before he suddenly summoned a yellowish-colored glow around himself, giving his body a faint yellow aura as he then took off in the distance.

    "And that's no slow freight train," said Pinkie in same tone, "or any kind of train for that matter!"

    Twilight wasted no time quietly walking up to the front counter and gave a light ring of the bell. Mrs. Cake came out of the kitchen area.

    "Ooh! You must be here for..."

    "Shh!" Twilight hushed before asking quietly, "Is Pinkie Pie around?"

    "Oh, I don't think so," said Mrs. Cake, who apparently had been too busy in the kitchen to realize that Pinkie was there, just upstairs. Neither of them noticed a can on a string appear between the two from above as Pinkie began to eavesdrop on the conversation.

    "Good, I don't want her to know anything about this," said Twilight.

    "Yes, of course," said Mrs. Cake, "I'll be right back." Mrs. Cake made her way into the kitchen as Twilight waited for the blue and pink pony to return. Pinkie was a little puzzled as Gummy rolled across the room trying to balance on the ball of yarn.

    "But...we're friends," said Pinkie, "What wouldn't Twilight want me to know anything about? " Pinkie gasped as she heard some hoof steps below, "She's coming back!" Pinkie went back to listening quietly, feeling rather worried.

    "Thanks," said Twilight from below, "and remember, not a word to Pinkie Pie. Hey! What's with the tin can?" Pinkie cringed as she tried to pull the can back up, but the rope broke and the can on the other end landed square on Twilight's nose. Twilight looked stunned until she shakes the can off, but her nose is now shaped like cylinder.

    Once Twilight get her nose back into shape, she continues to sneak about the town with a white package at hoof, peeking out of some bushes before continuing to tip-hoof past the flower shop. Pinkie and Gummy poke their heads from behind the flower stand. Twilight just continues to sneak forwards, looking around to see if anyone was following her. Pinkie then pokes out again from the background and then again in the foreground.

    "Time to get to the bottom of things!" said Pinkie as she put on a pair of Groucho glasses and continued her pursuit of the purple pony and her white package. Twilight then quietly sneaks past a nearby apple stand, but then hears something and looks back. Pinkie quickly and quietly hides behind the side of the cart with her back against it. Gummy then fall off of Pinkie's head and out into the open. Pinkie wastes no time, scooping him up and pressing his back against the stand as Twilight continues on their way.

    "I think our cover has been blown," said Pinkie to Gummy, "We'll need a new disguise." It wasn't much longer before Twilight arrived at the Carousel Boutique and rang the doorbell. Rarity quietly opened the door and peeked out, looked around, and the they stood side by side facing away from each other.

    "She didn't see you at the sweet shop, did she?" Rarity asked quietly.

    "I don't think so," said Twilight, not wanting to mention the can on a string.

    "Oh, good," said Rarity, "I'd hate for her to ruin everything."

    "Me too," said Twilight before letting the box land softly on the grass next to her and then walked away without another word. Rarity just looked at the box, stood in front of it, picked it up in the curls of her tail, then began to slowly tip hooves away. Pinkie then emerges nearby inside of a haystack, still wearing her glasses and now had a teal coat on her backside, and has gummy standing on the top. The little alligator gave a light sneeze before Pinkie went after Rarity.

    Rarity continued to head deeper into town. It wasn't long before Fluttershy peeks out from behind a wall. Rarity cautiously looked around before giving Fluttershy a smile and an eye wink. Pinkie, still in disguise, was just inside hearing range as she stood behind another building.

    "Have you seen her?" Rarity asked the yellow Pegasus.

    "Not since this morning," Fluttershy replied.

    "Me neither," Rarity said quietly, "Can you believe she was planning on throwing an after-birthday party today?"

    "I'm just glad I was able to come up with an excuse for why I couldn't be there," said Fluttershy. Pinkie, who was still eavesdropping, looked hurt.

    "Me too!" Rarity added, "This is obviously going to be so much better."

    "As long as we keep her from finding out about it, it will," Fluttershy told her.

    "See you later!" Rarity whispered before making her leave. Fluttershy began to look around before grabbing the package by the string with her mouth and began to sneak forward with her head low. Pinkie was feeling rather upset and turned to leave when she bumps into something. Pinkie was so startled as she began bouncing backwards and right into Fluttershy. Fluttershy gasps when she sees the weird looking haystack before screaming and flying off with the package.

    "I thought everypony loved my parties," said Pinkie sadly as she stood there feeling depressed. Gummy then popped out of the haystack now wearing his own pair of Groucho glasses. Then Rainbow walked by.

    "Hi Pinkie Pie," said Rainbow, seeing right through the pony's disguise. It then clicked in her head.

    Pinkie Pie was nearby.

    Rainbow froze stiff for a second in shock.

    "Uh-oh!" said Rainbow and then immediately took off at high speed.

    "Rainbow Dash! Wait!" Pinkie shouted by Rainbow turned a corner and tried to lose her before slowing down and coming to stop.

    "Phew..." said Rainbow with relief, until Pinkie popped out of a random barrel behind her.

    "Where're you going?!" Pinkie demanded.

    "Ah!" Rainbow yelped before taking off into the skies once again. Rainbow took a detour towards a collection of trees...on purpose.

    "Mario! Help!" she called out as she passed by a tree Mario was waiting behind. Mario just stayed hidden until the moment was right. Earlier he had made his body glow with a light yellow aura around his body. This was the result of a new spell he called: Hero's sight. It was a targeting spell that allowed him to shoot a blast of magic at any threat that went past him at a certain range. Time slowed down as Pinkie looked like a blur as she passed Mario's hiding place. Mario popped out of his hiding place at normal speed, used his horn to fire...the shot hit Pinkie directly, smothering her body in gooey, sticky honey.

    "ACK!" Pinkie yelped as she suddenly couldn't move and came to a complete stop. Mario then returned behind his tree before she could see him.

    "Nailed it," Mario mouthed before taking off and hoping Rainbow has escaped. Rainbow had managed to leave the forest and ducked behind the bell above the schoolhouse. She quietly peaked out from behind it and ducked inside, trying to catch her breath. Rainbow then shrieked when she saw Pinkie dangling upside down inside the bell. Rainbow knew that Mario's honey blast wouldn't stall her for more than a few seconds, but she had hoped it would have guaranteed a getaway.

    "What's the real reason you didn't want to come to Gummy's party?" Pinkie yelled, making the bells ring as Rainbow took off at high speed. Rainbow then tries to fly up to the top of mountain and just barely grabs the edge leading to the summit as her wings gave out. Somepony extends their hoof to help her up, but Rainbow grunts as she pulled herself up, but gasps again when she sees a very angry and agitated Pinkie Pie at the top. Pinkie then glares at Rainbow's clearly full saddle bag.

    "What's in those bags?!" Pinkie shouted, now furious as Rainbow takes off again in a rainbow blur. Pinkie grits her teeth and take off after her as a pink blur.

    Applejack was taking a walk as she approached the barn when she sees both a blue blur flying over some hills towards the farm...with a pink blur not too far behind her.

    "Applejack! We have a problem!" said Rainbow anxiously as she approached at high speed. Pinkie wasn't too far behind, gritting her teeth and Gummy hanging onto her tail with his mouth. Mario had been prepared for this since his spell allowed him to take a second shot before it wore off and needed to recharge. Time slowed down as Pinkie passed his hiding place as Mario stepped out and prepared to fire. But, typical Pinkie, she broke momentum and zoomed right up to his face.

    "Don't even think about it!" She threatened. Mario glared, his horn still glowing before...

    SPLAT!

    Mario fired at her from close range, covering her in honey again and took off to catch up with Rainbow.

    "You're gonna PAY FOR THAT!" Pinkie screamed with fury as she tried to get herself un-stuck. Rainbow and Mario zoomed right inside of the barn. Applejack looked back, jumped in the air with a gasp and frightened look on her face as Pinkie had already broken free of the honey and was approaching fast. Applejack quickly slammed the door as Pinkie arrived, gritting her teeth and looking furious, before using her forehead to knock on the door. At first there was no answer.

    "I know you're IN THERE!" Pinkie screamed angrily. Applejack cautiously cracks open the top half of the door a bit to peak outside.

    "Oh! Howdy pardner!" said Applejack casually.

    "Mind if I...take a look inside the barn?" Pinkie asked with an angry smile.

    "No! Uh, I mean, yes, I mean...you can't come in here!" Applejack stuttered, getting in her face, but as she spoke, Pinkie starts to stare her down, making the orange pony very nervous.

    "Rainbow Dash went in there," said Pinkie sternly, "Mario too. And I'd like have a word with him about shooting honey AT ME!" A rather loud whimper was heard among everyone inside. They had at first thought it was Fluttershy, until she pointed to the colt trembling as he lay low to the ground.

    "Oh, well...uh...Mario was...helping Rainbow," Applejack stuttered as Pinkie began to lean her face into AJ's with an angry look on her face, "they were just bringin' in some...supplies! yup, supplies for the...renovation! Fixin' up the whole thing, top to bottom...uh, lots of construction goin' on in there right now!"

    "You heard her!" Rainbow whispered inside as Pinkie continued to glare, "Construction!" Everyone inside began doing their best to make it seem like actual construction was taking place. Pinkie's just narrowed her eyes as Applejack just continues to smile nervously. Pinkie then tries to stretch her neck to see around Applejack, but the orange pony is able to keep using her head to block her view. Pinkie then get right into Applejack face so their noses are pressed together as she tries to stare Applejack down. Just as Pinkie starts to push her head into the door. Applejack slams it shut, squashing Pinkie's head between the door and the side post. Pinkie pulled away, feeling rather dazed as Applejack reopens the door a bit to keep talking.

    "Yup! Construction!" said Applejack, "That's my story, and I'm sticking to it." She laughed nervously as Pinkie continued to stare. Applejack gulped as she tries to remain calm and keep smiling, but Pinkie's staring continued to intensify as the orange pony began to sweat. Everyone inside was holding their breath.

    "Okey...dokey...lokey," said Pinkie slowly, still glaring as her face started to pull away from Applejack's. The orange pony went to exhale when Pinkie got into her face again, stared sternly for another second before slowly pulling away and finally leaving. Once she was a good distance away, Applejack gave a large sigh of relief and leaned against the bottom half of the barn door in exhaustion. The others poked their heads out from behind her, breathing a collective sigh of relief as well.

    Pinkie had returned back to Sugarcube Corner, steaming with fury as she paced back and forth across the floor as Gummy just watched her while standing on his hind legs.

    "Secrets and lies!" Pinkie fumed as she got into Gummy's face, making him stand on all fours again, "It's all secrets and lies with these ponies! They're up to something Gummy! Something they don't want me to know about! Well, I'm gonna know about it! I'm gonna know about it big time. And I know just who's gonna tell me all about it. Tell me all about it big time!" It didn't take Pinkie too long to invite Spike over to Sugarcube Corner as she seated him at a table with a bowl of gems in front of him.

    "Wow! Nice spread!" said Spike. Pinkie just glared at him until she starts to put her plan into action.

    "It's all yours, Spike," said Pinkie in a sweet tone, "All you have to do..." Pinkie then sets up a small lamp and makes it act like an interrogation lamp as Gummy grabs Spike's tail between a hole behind the chair to prevent him from escaping, "...is talk!" Pinkie give him a smile, but the smile was not a happy one, but a smile that warned him that he would be in trouble if he didn't cooperate.

    "That's it?" said Spike simply as he stood up on the chair, "Okay...uh, beautiful weather we're having eh? I love a sunny spring day, don't you? The birds chirpin' and the flowers bloomin'." Pinkie was taken aback for a second before getting irritated, especially when Spike tries to reach out for the gems and Pinkie pushes the plate out of his reach.

    "No, no, no," said Pinkie a she focused the light on Spike, "Talk about our friends."

    "Oh, okay. Let's see," said Spike as he pondered or a second before continuing, "There's Twilight Sparkle. She's a unicorn. Good with magic. Real brainiac. Mario, whose has had a huge crush on her since...since I was a baby. Thinks she's the most gorgeous pony in the world. Whatever you say bro. And then you got Rarity. Total knockout. Twilight seems to think I don't have a chance with her, but...eh, what does she know? She can't even see her own soulmate is right in front of her face. Let's see. There's...there's Fluttershy, a Pegasus who's afraid of heights. Heh, what's up with that?" As Spike continued to babble, Pinkie grew more and more agitated. Her anger seemed to flare especially after Spike mentioned Mario's crush on Twilight. Gummy was now standing just above the chair as Spike continued to talk.

    "GRR! No!" Pinkie snapped angrily, "You're not understanding me! I want you to confess!"

    "Confess?" said Spike stunned.

    "Confess!" Pinkie yelled, getting into Spike's face, grinding her teeth. Spike grew rather nervous.

    "I'm the one who spilled juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions!" said Spike, flinching as Pinkie kept glaring.

    "And?" Pinkie demanded.

    "And I'm the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville yesterday when I took a seven hour bubble bath," Spike added, flinching again.

    "Aaand?" Pinkie repeated in the same tone.

    "And sometimes...when no one's around...I do this," said Spike as he grabbed a tall vanity mirror and begin to flux his arms, "Lookin' good, Spike! Lookin' real good!" Pinkie just blinked twice before her temper had reached its limit. While Spike was being completely honest with his answers, Pinkie thought he was beating around the bush like the others. She had enough.

    "No! No! No! No!" Pinkie yelled in rage as she shoved the mirror away and gets into Spike's face again.

    "W-what do you wanna hear?" Spike pleaded fearfully, "Tell me what you want me to say, and I'll say it!"

    "Tell me that my friends are all lying to me and avoiding me because they don't like my parties and they don't want to be my friends anymore!" Pinkie yelled, panting heavily from being so angry.

    "Your friend are all lying to you and avoiding you 'cause they don't like your parties and they don't want to be your friends anymore!" Spike repeated.

    "Aha!" Pinkie exclaimed, "I knew it!" but then...

    POP! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    In all respect, Spike only said that because that is what Pinkie had asked him to say, not because it was actually the truth. But Pinkie believed him. As soon as what was said set into her mind, Pinkie's mane and tail deflated, making them completely straight. Her pink coat had grayed considerably as well, and she had the face of a pony who just had all the happiness taken from her and left her with nothing.

    "On no," Pinkie said sadly, "my friends don't like my parties and they don't want to be my friends anymore." Pinkie just sat down on the floor looking absolutely depressed as Spike turned off the interrogation light.

    "Uh...so..." Spike asked curiously, completely oblivious to the fact Pinkie was now in complete depression. Pinkie said nothing and pushed the bowl of gems over to Spike who just munched on them loudly. Pinkie just sighed to herself sadly.

    It wasn't much longer before Pinkie entered the first stage of complete depression.

    Denial

    Pinkie had decided to host her little party for Gummy creating some "guests" using inanimate objects, such a giant piece of lint, a bag of flour, stack of three rocks, and a bucket of turnips. Gummy sat in the middle with two of the imaginary friends at his sides. Despite her attempts to be cheerful, Pinkie's mane and tail stayed straight and her coat a dull shade of pink.

    "Thank you all so much for coming" said Pinkie, trying to be cheerful, "It means so much to Gummy!" Nobody said anything as Pinkie smiled before rushing over to the bucket of turnips, narrowing her eyes brows a she tries to make it talk.

    "Could I have some more punch?" said the bucket of Turnips.

    "Well, of course, you can have some more punch," said Pinkie as she brought the turnips a glass of punch. Her faces give a twitch before she heads over to the stack of rocks.

    "This is one great party!" Pinkie make the rocks say, using a deep voice and making a similar face as she made them talk, "You really outdone yourself."

    "Why, thank you, Rocky," Pinkie replied giving the rocks a side hug.

    "I'm having a delightful time as well," said Pinkie, giving the clump of lint a sophisticated voice.

    "I'm so glad, Sir Lintsalot," Pinkie answered before her face made a twitch again.

    "Might I trouble you for anozer slice of cake?" Pinkie made the bag of flour say, using a light French accent.

    "Anything for you, Madame le Flour," Pinkie answered as she placed a slice of cake in front of the flour bag.

    "I'm just glad none o' them ponies showed up," said Rocky as Pinkie nudged tapped a hoof against them.

    "Oh, they're not so bad," said Pinkie as she gave a smile, but then her eye pupils shrunk and widened apart as a low string instrumental whine was heard. Pinkie was now suffering a full mental break down.

    "Not so bad?" said Rocky, now talking on its own, "Puh-lease! They're a buncha losers!"

    "Oh c'mon now," Pinkie answered, looking dumbfounded at first but then sheepish, ""Losers" might be a little strong, don'tcha think?"

    "After the way they treated you?" Sir Lintsalot replied as it hopped about, "I say "losers" isn't strong enough!"

    "Well, it was pretty rude..." Pinkie thought aloud with a hurt look on her face.

    "Pretty rude?" put in Madame Le Flour using the tips of the bag as arms, waving them about and then slamming one bag corner to the table, "It was downright, deespicable!"

    "It was, wasn't it?" said Pinkie an agreement.

    "If I were you," Mr. Turnip added, jiggling about its bucket, "I wouldn't speak to them every again."

    "You know what?" said Pinkie, "I'm not gonna speak to them ever again. And I'm not gonna invite them to another party as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties..." Pinkie made another twitch, "...not after the way they've been acting." Pinkie just sits with a bitter look on her face as her imaginary friends support her decision.

    "Deeespicable!" Madame Le Flour replied as it clapped.

    "Such losers!" Sir Lintsalot added.

    "Yes, zat's right," added Madame le Flour.

    Back in reality, Pinkie was the one doing all the talking, as she jigged each imaginary friend and mimicked their voices with wide eyes.

    "Well done," said Mr. Turnip.

    "Yeah!" cheered Sir Lintsalot.

    "You show 'em!" Rocky added. Pinkie's moment was then interrupted as she heard a knock on the door.

    "Who could that be?" Pinkie asked curiously. Rainbow and Mario were waiting outside and the former opened the door.

    "Hey there, Pinkie Pie!" said Rainbow cheerfully, "Sorry I was in such a rush earlier. Had some places to be and couldn't slow down to say, "hello." You know how it goes." Pinkie just glared as she made her way from the table.

    "I know how it goes, all right!" Pinkie muttered through her teeth.

    "Yeah..." said Mario, feeling a little worried and disturbed at Pinkie's current appearance, "and I hope you know I wasn't trying to upset you with the honey. I figured you wouldn't mind if I did a little target practice if it meant you could get hit with something you liked. I know how much you like eating fresh honey."

    "I knew how much you like eating fresh honey," Pinkie repeated in mock tone. Now both Rainbow and Mario were feeling a little awkward, especially at the sight of the party and her "guests".

    "Yeah..." said Rainbow sheepishly as she leaned her head low to show her discomfort, "so why don't you come with us over at Sweet Apple Acres?"

    "I'm sure you've been wondering why we've been so busy and all of it will make sense once you come with us," said Mario, "You'll feel much better too."

    "No thanks," said Pinkie snootily and returns to her seat next to the bag of flour and hugs it, "I'm spending time with my real friends. Isn't that right, Madame le Flour?"

    "Oui! Zat iz correct, madame and monsieur," Madame le Flour answered as Pinkie animated her before the two ponies. Both ponies looked rather disturbed.

    "Uh...Pinkie Pie?" said Rainbow awkwardly,

    "Another slice of cake, Sir Lintsalot?" Pinkie offered.

    "I'd love one," said the lint as Pinkie animated it. Both ponies just feel more and more disturbed as Gummy bounces past them on a pink balloon, starling Rainbow Dash.

    "Pinkie, I know we've been ignoring you alot today," said Mario gently, "But I speak for Rainbow, myself, and everypony else when I say that we are very sorry if we hurt your feelings."

    "Hurt her feelings huh?" said Mr. Turnip as Pinkie animated it, "You have no idea how much you've hurt our friend!"

    "Wuh?" said Mario, not seeing that attack coming.

    "You are zee most despicable!" said the animated Madame le Flour, "wasting zee time over zee purple unicorn, you miss zee love right in front of zee nose!"

    "Now hold on..." said Mario, now feeling Pinkie's attacks were getting personal.

    "Pinkie, he's already said he's in love with Twilight!" said Rainbow sternly, "Get over it!"

    "Get over it? Get over it!" the animated Rocky snapped, "You trying falling in love with a pony who doesn't take you seriously and just sees you as nothing but an annoying little pest and YOU tell us how she should feel right now!" That struck a chord as Mario suddenly felt his throat dry up. Even Rainbow was taken aback. Sure they had been ignoring and avoiding Pinkie all day, but...since when did that have to do with Mario? Sure, Mario admitted that he couldn't stand Pinkie at times, but he never expressed wanting to end their friendship over it. He even admitted not too long ago that he was growing to like Pinkie, as a friend of course, but the point was she mattered to him. Rainbow could tell Mario was deeply hurt and it was troublesome to see Pinkie just looked at him angrily and not seeming to care that she had been so harsh. Was Pinkie enjoying the fact she made Mario feel bad?

    Rainbow need to put an end to this...whatever it was...now and get Pinkie to Sweet Apple Acres.

    "Aaalrighty," said Rainbow slowly, "What do you say we get out of Creepytown and head over to Applejack's..." Pinkie took offense at Rainbow's comment and shoved Mr. Turnip before the blue pony.

    "She's not going anywhere," said the animated Mr. Turnip.

    "I most certainly am not," said Pinkie snootily, "I'm having a wonderful time right here. And I wish Mario would get lost!"

    "Pinkie just because I didn't fall in love with you doesn't mean I..." Mario tried to explain, but Pinkie refused to listen as she ducked under the table.

    "Save it for somepony who cares!" Sir Lintsalot retorted, "She doesn't need you!"

    "Now get lost, Loser!" Rocky added sternly. Mario was fighting not to cry.

    "Pinkie," said Rainbow slowly, "You should really just stop attacking Mario and just come with us. It's not fair to blame him for being angry at us you know."

    "You heard the lady!" Rocky said sternly, "She ain't goin' nowheres, chump!"

    "Who you calling a chump, chump?" Rainbow challenged until the rocks fell to the floor. Rainbow then realized that she had just gotten defensive over a pile of rocks.

    "Ugh...that's it. Party's over," said Rainbow, "Come on, Pinkie Pie!"

    "No!" said Pinkie as she got out from under the table and sat down, sticking her nose in the air.

    "Pinkie Pie, Let's go!" said Rainbow. Pinkie just smirked.

    "I said No!" said Pinkie firmly. Rainbow then gets behind her and tries to push her forward with her head.

    "You...have to...come with...us!" Rainbow grunts as she continued to push Pinkie forward, but the pink pony began to hold her ground.

    "No...I...Don't!" Pinkie yelled sternly as she lifted her back end and smashed it on top of Rainbow's head. Mario then helped Rainbow pulled her head out from under Pinkie's back end, only to send them crashing into Madame le Flour and Rainbow got a piece of cake on top of her head.

    "Oh, you wanna do this the hard way?" Rainbow challenged once she recovered, "Well do this the hard way! Mario, grab her fore-hooves. I'll get her back hooves and we'll carry her to Applejack's!" Mario just nodded and went to gently grab Pinkie's fore-hooves.

    "Don't Touch me!"

    SNAP!

    "YIKES!" Mario jumped as he ran behind Rainbow and trembled nervously.

    "Seriously?" Rainbow asked annoyed, "Guess I'll take the fore-hooves."

    "Rainbow, don't," said Mario gently but firmly, "Do you want to risk getting bitten by Pinkie?" Rainbow looked annoyed by the idea until she suddenly had a vision of herself in her cloud home, hair and eyes in the same state as Pinkie's as she had a party with her Wonderbolt toys. Rainbow's whimpered.

    "Split the tail?" she asked quickly.

    "Deal!" Mario replied.

    All that could be said afterward was that Pinkie really did not want to move. Even with two ponies dragging her by the tail, it had taken a good half an hour before they finally arrived at the front of the barn door. Rainbow and Mario grunted as they got her close enough. Gummy just enjoyed the ride as he sat comfortably on Pinkie's flank.

    "We're...here..." they panted together before they opened both of the barn doors. Pinkie just glared at she looked inside.

    "SURPRISE!" said Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy, all wearing party hats. Pinkie looks surprised at first, but then just glares as Rainbow and Mario reluctantly push her inside. But Pinkie doesn't stop giving them angry looks.

    " I really thought she'd be more excited," said Fluttershy worried as Twilight looked concerned and Applejack was, once again, just smiling nervously.

    "Excited? Excited?!" Pinkie barked, making then flinch twice, " Why would I be excited to attend my own farewell party?"

    "Farwell party?" said Twilight in shock.

    "Yes!" Pinkie answered, making the flinch again as she stood on her hind legs, "You don't like me anymore, so you decided to kick me out of the group and throw a great big party to celebrate! A "Farewell to Pinkie Pie" party!" Pinkie then demonstrated getting kicked out, landing on her back end, and waved her arms angrily as she looked away from them sadly. Gummy just stood nearby watching Pinkie.

    "Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugarcube?" Applejack asked Pinkie as she walked up to her.

    "Why?" She asked, getting into Applejack's face.

    "Why?" Pinkie repeated as she got into Rarity's face.

    "Why?!" Pinkie yelled again, causing Fluttershy to topple over.

    "Ask him!" Pinkie yelled as she pointed a fore-hoof at Mario, "He's been wanting me gone since day one! He NEVER wanted me around and he doesn't even like me! And also because you've been lying to me and ignoring me all day, that's why!" Pinkie jumped into the air as she yelled, waving her hooves, and landed on the ground panting heavily.

    "Pinkie, Mario doesn't want you go away," said Rarity, "I mean sure, you are a tad overbearing at times with your feelings, but Mario says that he cherishes you as a very dear friend."

    "He told me that he can't see his life without you in it," Fluttershy added as Mario nodded in agreement with a smile, "and as for the lying and ignoring, yes we did do that..."

    "Uh, yeah!" Rainbow continued, "because we wanted your party to be a surprise!" Pinkie just keeps glaring but is still listening.

    "We'd been planning this party for such a long time," Rarity explained as a she pushed away a falling yellow balloon, "we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could get everything ready for yours." Pinkie said nothing, but was still listening.

    "If this is a farewell party," said Twilight as she looked at the cake, "why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube corner say "Happy Birthday, Pinkie Pie"?" Pinkie just looked around, feeling rather puzzled, until she notices the presents, all the party streamers and decorations, and then her birthday cake. She just looks blankly for a moment before.

    SQUEAKY TRUMPET BLAST!

    Pinkie's tail and mane got their cotton candy likeness again and her coat was back to being a bright pink.

    "Because it's my birthday!" said Pinkie excitedly, back to her peppy old self, as she stretched out her fore-hooves and grabbed everypony for a group hug, "Ooh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?" Pinkie just hugged them as everypony else just sighed in relief.

    "And you like me so much you decided to throw me a surprise party!" said Pinkie as she bounced around the area happily.

    "That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling," said Rarity.

    "You girls and Mario are the best friends ever!" said Pinkie before feeling rather embarassed, "How could I have ever doubted you?"

    "It's okay, Pinkie Pie," Twilight reassured her, "It could have happened to any of us."

    "Uh-huh! It sure would," said Rainbow.

    "Don't worry about it," Fluttershy replied.

    "No worries," said Mario, wanting to just forget what she had said earlier.

    "I'm just glad we haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips," said Rainbow as Pinkie shrugged her shoulders and smiled sheepishly.

    "Huh?" said Twilight puzzled.

    "You don't wanna know," said Rainbow and Mario together.

    "All right, girls and Mario! Enough of this gab," said Applejack as she started up the music player, "Let's party!" The music began to play as Pinkie, Rarity, and Rainbow dance. Applejack and Fluttershy enjoy pushing a balloon back and forth. Twilight just smiles as she observes everyone just having a good time.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight later recited in a letter that night,

    "We are writing to you from the most delightful party. We're not only having a good time with our friends, but also was given the opportunity to learn a valuable lesson about friendship. Always expect the best from your friends, and never assume the worst. Rest assured that a good friend always has your best interests at heart.

    Your faithful student,
    Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star."

    As Twilight recited her letter, Rainbow Dash and Mario enjoyed some cake together, Rarity and Spike shared a short conversation as Spike begins to dance, but then finds that he is dancing alone as Pinkie and Twilight start a conga line. Rarity joins, followed by Fluttershy, and then Applejack. Meanwhile Gummy is just playing with a balloon as they conga by.

    "You guys wouldn't mind if we celebrated Gummy's after-birthday party too, would you?" Pinkie requested, "His party got cut short, and he's pretty upset about it."

    "Oh definitely," said Fluttershy.

    "Aww, he was upset?" Rarity replied.

    "Uh-huh, sure!" said Applejack.

    "For Gummy, yeah!" Rainbow added.

    "Of course," said Mario.

    "Yeah, why not?" said Twilight, "Let's have a party." Gummy was just trying swallow an entire balloon. Mario then rushed to get the balloon out of his mouth.

    "Easy there buddy," said Mario as he set the balloon next to him, "Don't want you choking on that." Gummy said nothing as the balloon just rested near him as Mario just headed back towards the conga line. As the sun was seting outside, Mario was hanging by the punch bowl and used his magic to refill his cup. That was when Rainbow arrived.

    "Hey Mario!" said Rainbow.

    "Hey Rainbow," said Mario as he sipped his punch with a straw. Rainbow just looked at him with concern.

    "Are you okay?" she asked gently. Mario just sighed with his straw in his mouth.

    "For now," said Mario, "Pinkie is happy again. No need to bring up what happened before right now. Let her have a nice birthday."

    "Okay," said Rainbow, "but I asked if you were okay? What she said was pretty harsh to you, even if she wasn't herself." Mario looked away for a second and then back at Rainbow.

    "It hurt, but maybe I had it coming," said Mario, "I knew she would be hurt that I don't return her feelings, but...I had always thought I would be able to soften the wound you know. I mean...I can't love more than one mare."

    "True," said Rainbow, "But I still think..."

    "Hey Mario!" said Pinkie as she arrived at the punch bowl and Rainbow stopped talking.

    "Hey birthday pony," said Mario cheerfully. Pinkie giggled.

    "Thanks," said Pinkie, "Say...can I talk to you alone for a sec?" Mario looked at Rainbow as she gave him a smile.

    "Alright," said Mario as Pinkie tilted her head for Mario to follow her. Pinkie lead Mario just outside the barn as they left the barn door a little open. The sun was nearly setting outside as Pinkie sat down and Mario did the same to watch it disappear over the horizon.

    "Mario..." said Pinkie insecurely, "I...I just wanted to say...about before..."

    "It's okay," Mario said quickly, "I mean...sure you know that have a crush on Twilight, but that doesn't mean that your feelings don't matter. I'm sorry if I made you feel like I didn't care about how you feel." Pinkie just looked at her sadly.

    "Just tell me Mario," Pinkie asked, "Why am I not good enough for you?" Mario looked at her surprised.

    "That has nothing to do with it Pinkie," said Mario, "You are good enough for me."

    "Then what is wrong with me?" Pinkie asked curiously.

    "Nothing. I've been falling for Twilight since way before I ever met you," said Mario, "For me to love another mare...they would feel like a second choice to me. And you deserve the very best Pinkie Pie."

    "I see," said Pinkie, "I guess I just wished it was me who captured your heart instead of Twilight." Mario just smiled.

    "You don't need capture my heart to be special to me," said Mario, "You're my best friend Pinkie Pie and that means you have a special place in my heart."

    "Really?" said Pinkie.

    "Of course," said Mario, "I know I might get a little annoyed at you from time to time. And you can drive me crazy..."

    "You're going somewhere with this?" Pinkie asked annoyed.

    "Yes," said Mario with a smile, "Despite all of that, I just can't see my life without you being part of it. You really know how to make me smile, even when I feel sad or blue. You always brighten my day. I'm so happy because you're my best friend." Pinkie smiled, feeling her eyes sparkle as she gave Mario a hug. Mario then made a little wrapped package appear.

    "Here, I wanted you to open the birthday present I got you with me," Mario told her. Pinkie squealed with excitement as she tore through the wrapping and opened the box. Pinkie gasped as she pulled out a key.

    "Is this my own?"

    "Yes it is," said Mario, "I realized that as much I don't like you leaving all those love notes and memos all over my house, it wasn't fair of me to close my door to you. After all, you are my best friend too. Even I knew before all this happens that just because you're happy all the time, doesn't mean that you don't have feelings, worries, or concerns. You should be able to reach out to me when you need a friend too. Now you can whenever you need me." Pinkie felt her eyes water as she hugged the key and then embraced Mario.

    "I hope you know," Mario added as he returned her hug, "that if you ever need a friend that you can come and talk to me about anything. I don't want to see you look so...depressed like you were today ever again. It was scary seeing you like that."

    "I couldn't help it," said Pinkie sadly as she held him, trying not to cry, "I mean...my cutie mark is all about making people smile. When all my friends suddenly didn't want to come to my party, I suddenly felt like my whole meaning of life...was gone. I really begin to think...maybe I really am just...an annoying pest to everypony...that ponies really don't want to be friends with someone like me. Or I really am no good at making ponies happy..." Pinkie let a few tears stream down her face as she pulled away. Mario gently used a fore-hoof the dry them for her, bring back her smile.

    "That isn't true at all," said Mario, "and I can speak for everyone else that we are very sorry that we made you feel that way. As you can see, it was all because we wanted to give you the best birthday party ever! It's hard to surprise you after all."

    "I know," said Pinkie, "Guess I'm just..."

    "Afraid of being alone?" Mario finished and Pinkie just smiled.

    "Yeah..." she replied, "thanks for hearing me out Mario. And I'm sorry for being so pushy and for yelling at you like that. I guess I just wanted to know you liked me."

    "I do like you Pinkie," said Mario, "You are my best friend after all." Pinkie smiled as she leaned against his shoulder. Unlike previous attempts, Mario let her stay.

    "Tell me, Mario," said Pinkie, "Does Twilight make you happy?" Mario was surprised by the question as he blushed a little, but then smiled.

    "Yes...she does," said Mario, "We have so much in common in both are interests, behaviors, and even our insecurities. I can relate to her so well and she's just...so beautiful, inside and out. I really want to be her special somepony someday. I...really hope I can show that I can be good enough for her. I love her." Pinkie smiled.

    "You are good enough," said Pinkie, "And I'll help you. As your best friend, I want to make you smile. And I know helping you and Twilight get together is what will make you happy. I'll do whatever I can to make her fall in love with you. Pinkie promise. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."

    "Just...don't go overboard trying to help, okay?" Mario asked, nearly pleading. Pinkie laughed.

    "Mario you know me by now," Pinkie remarked. Mario made an annoyed face and they both shared a chuckle. But little did they know that just behind the door, a certain purple pony was leaning against it literally hyperventilating and sweating. She had heard everything.

    "Mario...has a crush on me?" Twilight squeaked to herself, "He's...in love with me?!"

    The truth seemed like too much for her mind to accept and she passed out behind the door.

    Interesting twist to this episode, but it always bugged me that the Mane 5 never tried to help Pinkie with her mental breakdown and just dismissed it as her being random and jumping to conclusions.

    Plus I bet none of you expected to see a move from the lastest Mario & Rabbids game.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    27. The Best Night Ever

    The Best Night Ever

    Pony's Log Number 126: Sometimes even the best events in life can be ruined when you set your hopes and expectations a little too high...

    Today was finally the big night. The night of the Grand Galloping Gala and everyone was excited, especially a particular pink pony as she bounced up and down on a trampoline.

    "Ahh!" Pinkie shouted as she went up and down, "I...can't...believe...the Grand...Galloping...Gala...is tonight!" Meanwhile Twilight was busy studying a book nearby as Mario just watched Pinkie jump up and down with a smile on his face. Since her birthday party, he was learning to tolerate her random antics a little more...and enjoying them as well.

    "Pinkie! Please stop shouting," said Twilight, getting irritated with all the noise, "I'm trying to concentrate." Pinkie then just continued to bounce as she scooted over and invited Mario to bounce with her. They tried to see who could bounce the highest when Rarity came out of her house/the boutique.

    "Pinkie Pie! Mario! Stop that right now," Rarity scolded in a motherly tone, "It's time to prepare for the gala, and I refuse to let you put on your new dress and Mario his new suit when you're all sweaty." Pinkie then made her body come to stop just before she was about to bounce again, looked at Rarity annoyed and crawled off towards Spike, who was standing nearby. Mario just let himself bounce once more time as he curled into a ball and landed perfectly on his hooves.

    "I was going to shower just before I put my suit on," said Mario and showed her another expandable pipe, "I even created this blue magic pipe as my personal portable shower so I can wash in there without dirtying your bathroom. And the sweat can't be helped anyway. I'm nervous, Rarity." Mario looked at her sheepishly as his cheeks colored. Rarity giggled.

    "Well, no need to add to the sweat, darling," said Rarity quietly, "Everything will be fine. Just be your handsome, charming self and you'll sweep Twilight off her hooves."

    "I hope so," said Mario, feeling worried. Pinkie was just looking at Twilight.

    "What's Twilight doing?" Pinkie asked Spike.

    "She's got an awesome magic spell she's been working on for the Gala," Spike answered as Twilight continued to focus.

    "Where are the others?" Rarity asked impatiently as she and Mario stood beside them, "it's getting late."

    "Hold your horses, girl," said Applejack as she, Fluttershy and Rainbow were right behind her, "we're here." It was then Twilight closes her book and everypony gathers around her.

    "Perfect! I'm ready," said Twilight.

    "For what?" Rainbow asked curiously.

    "All right, Spike," said Twilight as Spike placed an apple on the ground.

    "An Apple!" said Pinkie, "Are we having pie?"

    "Shh!" said Spike, "Just watch." Twilight then used her magic to turn the apple into a giant fancy apple shaped, and colored, carriage.

    "Awesome! Wow! Lovely!" Everyone else said at once, clearly impressed as Twilight felt very pleased with herself.

    "Thanks, but that's just the start," said Twilight, "Fluttershy, did you bring your friends?" It was then four white mice came out of Fluttershy's mane, crawled out and stood before Twilight.

    "Yes," Fluttershy replied before asking, "Will they be safe, Twilight?"

    "You have my word," said Twilight as she used her magic to transform them into four tall, majestically attired horses.

    "Ta-da!" said Twilight.

    "Oh. Uh. Ah. That's a choice. Interesting," everyone said at once since the transformation was only a partial success. While Twilight had gotten the physical stature correctly, their faces still had the buck teeth, whiskers, and ears of mice. Twilight just stood proudly, unaware of the facial issue.

    "Neat huh?" Twilight asked them, "And don't worry. They'll be mice again at midnight."

    "Does that include the apple carriage as well?" Mario asked curiously. But before he could get an answer, Opal popped out of the bushes with a devious smile on her face.

    "Opalescence, no!" Fluttershy shouted but she was too late, The cat pounced on the back end of one of the mouse-horses. All three were startled as they gave a loud neigh and ran off. as they galloped away, the one mouse-horse that had gotten pounced bucked Opal right off.

    "Wait! Come back!" Twilight shouted, but the mouse-horses wouldn't slow down. Mario even tried to get them to stop, but the mouse-horses nearly ran him over and kept going.

    "Those horses were supposed to pull our carriage," said Twilight sadly, "How are we going to get to Gala?"

    "Didn't you forget Twilight," said Mario, "Your date for the evening is super strong! I can pull this carriage no problem."

    "Oh...heh...right," said Twilight with a nervous smile, suddenly feeling anxious, especially after Mario mentioned "date".

    "We'd rather get there in a timely manner, not as fast as possible, Mario," said Applejack.

    "Pfft! Why not?" said Rainbow," I wanna see how fast Mario can go!"

    "It's out of the question," said Fluttershy, "Mario is going to get himself dirty and he needs to stay nice and clean for the gala and his date with Twilight. We'll just have to find somepony else." Twilight began to chuckled sheepishly again, but no pony noticed.

    "But..."

    "No buts, mister," said Fluttershy, staring Mario down, but not using The Stare, "You're not pulling the carriage and that is final!" Mario pouted.

    "Yes. mother," Mario remarked, not holding back on the sarcasm since he was older than Fluttershy by less than a year.

    "Whatever shall we do?" said Rarity dramatically, giving them all glares, before walking over to group of stallions as Opal is just cleaning herself nearby.

    "Uh...ahem, excuse me," said Rarity, putting on the charm, "Uh, would you boys mind pulling our carriage to the gala?" Within seconds, she had gotten two volunteers and they were instantly hooked up to the carriage. Twilight felt rather embarassed that she hadn't thought of just asking somepony.

    "Oh. Yeah. Right," said Twilight sheepishly. They may not be mice, but it would still fit the fairy-tale theme she had in mind.

    (Theme song)

    By now, everyone was getting themselves ready inside of the Carousel Boutique. Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy are smiling as they have their heads inside some dome shaped hair dryers. Pinkie went to activate hers, but forgets that she needs to set the dome on her head.

    "Ooh!" Pinkie exclaimed as the fast moving air literally blows her away, crashing into something behind her. Meanwhile, Spike and Mario are outside the room. The former getting annoyed at being locked out.

    "Come on, you guys," said Spike, "Let me in!"

    "Sure thing, Spike," Rainbow answered, wearing a towel over her mane as she goes to open the door, but Rarity jumped in front of her with her fore-hooves against the door and standing on her hind legs.

    "Heaven's no! We're getting dressed," Rarity protested as Applejack approached.

    "Dressed?" said Applejack, "Uh, beg pardon, Rarity, but, uh...we don't normally wear clothes." Rarity gave out a loud groan before she unlocked the door .

    "I'm sorry, Spike," said Rarity, "Some of us do have standards." Spike just smiled and walked inside as Rainbow walked up to the edge of the door.

    "Coming in Mario?" she asked.

    "Uh...In all respect to Rarity..."

    "Oh, quit being so timid, sugarcube," said Applejack, "We're just doing hair and makeup in here. Nothing more."

    "Well...okay," said Mario, feeling it safe for him to be in the same room as the rest of the girls.

    "I still can't believe we're gonna be at Canterlot," said Spike excitedly as she stood between Twilight and Pinkie, who were using the hair dryer domes, "Our hometown, Twilight and Mario! And the best part is that we get to hang out together all night long!"

    "Uh...I-I don't know, Spike," said Rainbow skeptically as she sat on a nearby chair.

    "We'll just have to see," Rarity added as she was busy applying a fake eyelash.

    "We're gonna be a mite busy," Applejack added as she was helping Fluttershy scrub her hoof and then spat on it, much to the yellow Pegasus's dismay and disgust.

    "Busy having fun!" Pinkie added as she removed the hair dryer to show her mane was now straight...for about two seconds before it returned to its cotton candy state.

    "Don't forget buddy," said Mario as he was searching through a drawer of combs and hair brushes, "Twilight and I are on a date."

    "Heh-heh, yeah...a...date..." Twilight said sheepishly, but all eyes were on her now.

    "Are you okay?" Mario asked concerned.

    "Mario would you be a darling and please make some tea in the kitchen for us please?" Rarity said out of the blue. Mario looked indignant.

    "Sure," said Mario, "but next time, just say you want me to leave." Rarity flinched at the comment before Mario headed out. Once Mario was out, Rarity closed the door.

    "Are you alright dear?" Rarity asked curiously.

    "Y-y-yeah," said Twilight, "Why shouldn't I be? I mean Mario asked me to be his date and I said yes. We're just two best friends going to one of the fanciest parties in all of Equestria! Why should I be nervous? It's not like he's in madly in love with me or anything. Sure, I mean he had a crush on me when he was young, but he grew out of it, right? Right?" Twilight just gave them all a nervous smile and chuckle. Everypony, including Spike, didn't need long to figure out the problem.

    "You know don't you?" Fluttershy quietly. Twilight just kept smiling.

    "Know...what?" Twilight asked nervously, "That Mario's been falling in love with me since we were foals? Had no idea!" Twilight just chuckled again as sweat appeared down her brow. The others just looked concerned. Until Mario knocked on the door.

    "I've got your tea Rarity," said Mario from outside.

    "Coming!" said Rarity as she headed over to the door. The others just tried to hide the awkwardness in the room as Mario came inside pushing a little tea tray on wheels.

    "Thank you," said Rarity as she poured herself a cup.

    "Welcome," said Mario and turned to Twilight, "Are you okay Twilight?" Everyone could hear a pin drop as Twilight just gave a brave smile.

    "Yeah..." she answered. Mario just sighed. He knew anxiety when he saw it. He also hadn't heard any of the conversation when he left.

    "There's nothing to be nervous about," said Mario, "It's just two best friends having a fun together and we can get to know each other more doing something other than studying. I just want to make sure you're having fun. In fact, I'm a little nervous myself."

    "Really?" said Twilight.

    "Sure," said Mario, "I want to make sure you enjoy yourself and that you're happy. I'd hate to disappoint you..." Twilight smiled, crush or not, his words really did help her relax a bit. Some of the other ponies awed, but Spike stick a finger in his mouth and Rainbow made a face.

    "Thanks Mario, I feel much better," she replied. Mario smiled as he headed over to the drawer he was searching through earlier and pulled out a brush.

    "I hope I'm not offending anypony when I ask this but," said Mario slowly, "Would...any of you girls like a mane brush? Rarity taught me how to make a mane soft and shiny." Mario felt rather bashful since the mane six just stared at him, but Pinkie approached.

    "Do me! Do me!" Mario smiled and got to work. It was only a few minutes later he was done and the others were impressed as Pinkie's cotton candy mane shined like gems.

    "Thanks Mario, you're very sweet," said Pinkie as she bounced away.

    "My turn," said Applejack as she took a seat, Mario removed her hair tie and got to work, but then felt something shuffling in her mane.

    "What in tarnation..." Applejack asked as she felt a hoof moving in her mane.

    "Sorry AJ," said Mario, "found a hair knot, gonna try and clear it before I keep brushing."

    "Uhh...okay...but try not..."

    "Done," said Mario, leaving Applejack stunned. Usually clearing hair knot would hurt, but Mario did it in seconds and the procedure was painless. Applejack was most impressed and everyone else got their turn, except for Rarity who politely declined. Spike just sighed.

    "So, I guess we won't be hanging out together," Spike said quietly, feeling left out of the conversation.

    "Probably not," Rarity answered as some of the others nodded in agreement.

    "Oh. Okay," said Spike sadly.

    "Don't worry Spike," said Twilight as she began to apply some makeup on her face, "We'll all get to spend time together."

    It wasn't much longer before everyone was dressed and ready to go. Mario got to sit inside of the carriage with the rest of the group as the two stallions pulled the carriage down the road to Canterlot. Each stallion was given their own necktie to wear. Spike, who had been dismissed before they had all gotten dressed, was trying to make conversation from outside the carriage as he held the straps to the stallions pulling the carriage along the road. He was also dressed up in a nice black suit, with white dress shirt, red bowtie.

    "Cause I planned out my insider's tour of Canterlot," said Spike, "I've gotta show Rarity the crown jewels, and Applejack the Princess's golden apple tree. And Pinkie, we gotta go to my favorite donut shop." Inside the carriage, one could see the silhouette of the other ponies chattering inside the carriage. While it wasn't visible from the outside, Mario did get the luxury of sitting next to Twilight inside. Spike didn't seem to care too much whether the seven ponies were even listening to him or not.

    "Then let's get moving!" said Spike as he stood up on his seat and whipped the leather straps to the harness, "Hyah!"

    "Excuse me?" said the first stallion named Caramel, taking offense.

    "Um...I..." Spike stuttered as both stallions glared at him.

    "If you weren't friends with our neighbor, Rarity," the second stallion named Lucky Clover warned, "Hmph." Spike just wiped his brow as he managed to avoid a confrontation as the two stallions continued to pull the carriage past a waterfall as the view of the Canterlot castle began to appear in the distance.

    The Grand Galloping Gala is considered one of the biggest events on the Equestrian calendar. Several well dressed ponies can be seen just outside the walls to the castle and some of them were making their way inside. Just a short distance away, several other horse drawn carriages were arriving to drop off ponies going to the Gala. It was then the apple carriage was brought to a stop. Spike hopped off his seat and opened the main door, taking a bow as each pony made their way out. Spike then opened one eye and was amazed as all six girls stood before him, fully dressed in their gala attires. Twilight stood in the back with Rarity and Rainbow at her right while Applejack and Pinkie stood at her left. Fluttershy was front and center.

    "Whoa! You all look...amazing!" said Spike in awe.

    "Don't forget me," said Mario as he came out in his outfit and did a little dance before them all. Spike looked unimpressed.

    "Who do you think you are, Fred Hoofstaire?" Spike asked in a bored, but sarcastic tone. Mario glared.

    "No, He's more like Danny Haye," said Fluttershy.

    "Thank you," said Mario.

    "Like him, Mario is a total goofball," Fluttershy added.

    "You had to go there didn't you?" Mario remarked indignantly as Fluttershy and the other giggled to each other.

    "I can't believe we're finally here," said Twilight excitedly as she and the other just looked at the castle with smiles as they either stood, or hovered, around her, "With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this...The Best Night Ever!" Everyone just looks at the grand Canterlot castle, from the main gate to the east and west towers. Fireworks light up the sky and some music begins to play.

    [Twilight Sparkle - she poses as the choir ponies pose behind her.]

    At the Gala

    [Choir]

    At the Gala

    Fluttershy take the lead of the pony march first.

    [Fluttershy - Fluttershy visions herself flying into the garden, then holding a squirrel by the fore-hoof as several other creatures gather around her.]

    At the Gala
    In the garden
    I'm going to see them all
    All the creatures
    I'll befriend them at the Gala

    [Choir]

    At the Gala

    [Fluttershy]

    All the birdies
    And the critters
    They will love me big and small
    Right here at the Gala!

    [Choir - Fluttershy then flies off and continues to lead the choir ponies. Applejack then steps in front.]

    All our dreams will come true
    Right here at the Gala
    At the Gala

    [Applejack - visions a long line of ponies waiting to buy various apple treats from her little stand. All the ponies are smiling as they examine and make their purchases. She is then seen standing on top of a tall mountain of bits.]

    At the Gala (It's amazing)
    I will sell them (Better hurry)
    All my appletastic treats (Yummy yummy)
    Hungry ponies (They'll be snacking)
    Carmel apple, apple sweets (Gimme some)
    And I'll earn a lot of money
    for the Apple family!

    [Choir - now containing a collection of unicorn stallions as they introduce Rarity]

    All our dreams and our hope from now until hereafter
    All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala
    At the Gala

    [Rarity - she visions herself entering the main hall of the castle. She walks down a red carpet as some other ponies take notice of her and smile. They watch her approach Prince Blueblood. He smiles at her with hearts surrounding his face. The two meet and tap horns as the upper view of the main hall can be seen.]

    I will find him
    My Prince Charming
    And how gallant he will be
    He will treat me like a lady
    Tonight at the Gala!

    [Choir - as they sing, Rarity joins the choir ponies as they surround her in a circle.

    This is what we've waited for to have the best night ever
    Each of us will live our dreams
    Tonight at the Gala
    At the Gala

    [Rainbow Dash - some trumpets then blast from the left and also the right as three Wonderbolts fly through the sky. creating streaks of electricity as they fly by. Rainbow then appears, creating a rainbow streak, with one Wonderbolt at her left and right. Some spectators watch and are literally blown away as she zooms by. She then stands in a spotlight with them as some diamonds float around them.]

    Been dreamin'
    I've been waitin'
    To fly with those great ponies
    The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks
    Spinning 'round and having kicks
    Perform for crowds of thousands
    They'll shower us with diamonds
    The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

    [Choir - Six Wonderbolts fly above as they head behind the castle as more fireworks go off in the sky]

    All we've longed for
    All we've dreamed
    Our happy ever after
    Finally will all come true
    Right here at the Grand Gala
    At the Gala

    [Pinkie Pie - as another group of choir ponies parade forward, Pinkie visions herself bouncing through the heart of the party area. Confetti is raining down from above as everyone is smiling as she bounces past. Soon they are playing "pin the tail pony" and joins some ponies doing the can-can.]

    [Pinkie Pie]

    I am here at the Grand Gala
    For it is the best party
    But the one things it was missing was a pony name Pinkie
    For I am the best parties, all the ponies will agree
    Ponies playing
    Ponies dancing
    With me at the Grand Gala!

    [Choir - pinkie just bounces past as the choir sings]

    Happiness and laughter at the Gala
    At the Gala

    [Twilight - Princess Celestia flies above, leaving a collection of sparkles in the arch between two clouds as Twilight watches her fly by. Twilight then visions herself meeting the princess face to face. Then they enjoy chatting and spending time with each other.]

    At the Gala (At the Gala)
    With the Princess (With the Princess)
    Is where I'm going to be (She will be)
    We will talk all about magic and what I've learned and see (She will see)
    As she take time just for me (This will be the best night ever!)

    [Choir-Twilight now leads the march and now Mario gets in front]

    This will be the best night ever
    At the gala

    [Mario - visions he and Twilight in the rose garden. They just smile and laugh at they enjoy their time together. Mario then picks a red rose with his magic and gives it to her. Twilight except the rose shyly and tucks it behind her ear. Then they gently touch both horns and noses affectionately before two large fireworks fly high into the sky, exploding into the shape of two hearts.]

    At the gala, (At the gala),
    The moment's finally come
    The ultimate time to find romance
    To confess to my one true love
    It's the grandest night, when love shines bright
    our love will bloom, my dream come true
    Right here at the gala!

    [Choir-Twilight and Mario lead the march as the other main ponies join the sides one by one.]

    Into the Gala we must go
    We're ready now, we're all aglow
    Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever
    Into the Gala, now's the time
    We're ready and we look divine!

    [Choir and Fluttershy]

    Into the gala

    [Fluttershy]

    Meet new friends

    [Choir and Applejack]

    Into the gala

    [Applejack]

    Sell some apples

    [Choir and Rarity]

    Into the Gala

    [Rarity]

    Find my Prince

    [Choir and Mario]

    Into the Gala

    [Mario]

    Tell her my love

    [Choir and Rainbow Dash]

    Prove I'm great

    [Rainbow Dash]

    As a Wonderbolt is

    "To meet!" said Fluttershy.

    "To sell!" said Applejack

    "To find!" said Rarity

    "To prove!" said Rainbow

    To whoop!" said Pinkie

    "To talk!" said Twilight.

    "To tell!" said Mario.

    [All - The Mane Seven all walk inside the castle side by side as two fireworks swirl upwards and explode multiple times in the night sky.]

    Into the Gala
    Into the Gala
    And we'll have the best night ever!
    At the Gala!

    The Mane Seven are now just standing just inside the entrance with excited faces as Spike then slides in front of them all.

    "Yeah! This is gonna be the best night ever," said Spike, "You know why? 'Cause we're all gonna spend time to..."

    ZOOOOOOM!

    Everypony took off, causing Spike to spin around and left rather dizzy.

    "...gether," Spike finished as he found himself alone, "or not." Twilight and Mario didn't run for long before he got in front of her to slow her down.

    "Okay, so our date has officially begun," Mario told her excitedly, "So...what do you wanna do first?" Twilight just gave him a cute smile. It didn't take a genius to figure out her answer. They just sang about it.

    "You wanna go see Mom?" Mario asked, with very little enthusiasm. Twilight gave him a squeaky smile and large sparkly eyes.

    "Okay, follow me," said Mario as he extended a hoof to her. He was hoping Twilight would hold it so he could escort her, but after a few seconds of her just looking a little stunned he lowered it.

    "Heh...o...kay, sorry," said Mario sheepishly, "Just being a gentlecolt. Come on." Mario then lead the way with Twilight slightly behind. Mario felt rather embarassed but quickly shook it off as they headed towards a room with a large staircase that split into two different directions as they ascended upward. There at the splitting point was Princess Celestia herself. Some ponies were going up to see greet her while a few others were chatting on the ground floor. Twilight all but ran ahead of a pair of ponies making their way towards the Princess.

    "Twilight, wait up!" Mario called out as he chased after her. He caught up to her just as they reached the top of the middle stair case where Princess Celestia was waiting.

    "Princess Celestia!" said Twilight excitedly as Mario stood beside her.

    "Twilight! Mario!" said Princess Celestia, "It is so lovely to see my star students."

    "Twilight's my date for the evening Mom," said Mario happily as Twilight have a brave smile. Princess Celestia giggled as Twilight recomposed herself.

    "Oh, I'm so excited to be here!" said Twilight, "We have so much to catch up on."

    "Well, I want you right by my side the entire evening, so we'll have plenty of time together," said Princess Celestia before raising a fore-hoof and chuckling, "Well maybe not the entire evening, I'm sure my son wants some time with you as well." Mario gave an excited smile as Twilight just gave her a sheepish one before zipping around back to stand beside her.

    "That's just what I was hoping you'd say," said Twilight, but she meant that more with being with the Princess rather than with Mario. Mario just stood next to her. He considered trying to hold her fore-hoof, but after what happen when he offered her an escort he decided against it.

    Meanwhile, Rarity was making her way into the same room. Rather than heading towards Princess Celestia, she finds that Prince Blueblood was busy chatting with someone before making his way outside. But before he makes his exit outside, he smiles in Rarity's direction. The marshmallow pony gasps before squealing excitedly and goes after him.

    "Hurry Rarity...oh, but not too fast," she told herself as she adjusted her running/walking speed several times, "But don't want to lose him...wait, have to play it cool. On, but don't be cold! I can't lose him, I can't! He's everything I imagined! Even better than I imagined." Rarity finally made her way out into the rose garden area where Prince Blueblood had just picked a rose. Rarity could see sparkles around his face as he looked at her. She just smiled excitedly before heading over to introduce herself.

    As Rarity ventured forward, a little birdie flew just above her head. Not too far behind was a familiar yellow Pegasus pursuing it.

    "Oh my! A meadowlark!" said Fluttershy as she landed and heard the bird whistling.

    "I think she's calling to me," said Fluttershy, "It's exactly what I wished for!" Fluttershy then hummed a sweet tune. In the distance, the bird whistled the tune back and Fluttershy follows the tune in hopes of getting to meet the bird face to face.

    Just on the other side of the bushes. Applejack pushed a green box with wheels in the middle of the crowd in a grassy area. With a single buck of her hind legs, the box opens up into a portable selling booth loaded with various kinds of apple treats. Applejack was just about to get ready with promoting and advertising her goods when Soarin, one of the Wonderbolts, came walking by.

    "Howdy, partner!" said Applejack, "You hungry?"

    "As a horse!" Soarin replied.

    "Well, what'cha hankering for?" said Applejack, "Caramel apple? Apple pie? Apple fritter? Apple fries?"

    "I'll take that big apple pie!" said Soarin, eyeballing it excitedly.

    "Well, thank you kindly, sir!" said Applejack as Soarin dropped off the bits and took the pie by the mouth and walked away, "Yee-haw! In the first minute, I made my first sale. Just like I expected."

    Soarin had made his way towards another room that was marked off exclusively for VIPs, like the Wonderbolts. Mario had actually gotten clearance by Princess Celestia to go spend time there. While he planned to take Twilight over there later in the evening, he had seen Rainbow hovering by and given her a spare clearance badge so she could go meet the Wonderbolts without having to sneak into the VIP area. Soarin had just reached the outside gate with his pie. Spitfire was there waiting for him.

    "Always hungry after a show. Eh, Soarin?" Spitfire teased.

    "Heh. Yeah!" Soarin answered, but as he opened his mouth, the pie he was holding fell out.

    "My Pie!" Soarin gasped in horror. It was just then Rainbow sees her opportunity to save the day and flies in. She just barely managed to catch the falling pie in time.

    "You saved it," Soarin exclaimed happily, "Thanks."

    "Hey, no prob," Rainbow answered, trying to play it cool.

    "Hey! I know you," said Spitfire, "You're the pony that saved us in Cloudsdale and won the Best Flyer Competition. Also a close friend of my old friend, Mario?"

    "Hay yeah!" said the blue pony, "Name's Rainbow Dash."

    "Well, Rainbow Dash," said Spitfire, "Looks like your skills saved us again. Oh, well, at least they saved Soarin's apple pie.

    "Yeah..." Soarin sighed happily as he gobbled up the pie noisily from the floor.

    "Wanna come hang with us?" Spitfire asked Rainbow.

    "Sure. Why not?" said Rainbow as the VIP tape was opened and Spitfire and Soarin head through. Guess Rainbow won't be needing Mario's extra clearance badge after all as she came to stop just outside the rope.

    "I'm...hanging...with the...Wonderbolts!" said Rainbow as she gave a girly squeal and giggle before catching up to them.

    Somewhere else in the castle, Pinkie was happily bouncing around when she came to the main ballroom of the gala.

    "The shiny dance floor...The pretty party ponies...Ooh, the fancy band..." Pinkie gushed as her excitement went into overdrive. As she mentioned the stuff in the room, one can see a rather shiny and sparkly dance floor, a group of well-dressed party ponies near a giant statue, and a band containing a piano, violin, tuba, and harp player.

    "Pretty! Shiny! Fancy!" said Pinkie anxiously as she can't contain her excitement another second as she sees all the things mentioned above, "Gotta dance!"

    And now it is time for another episode of silly songs with Pinkie Pie. Where...

    "Okay, intro over!" Pinkie interrupted, "I sing now!"

    Fine...

    [Pinkie Pie]

    I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
    I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
    I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
    It's all I ever dreamed

    [Pinkie began to bounce around, can-cans, even jumps up to the base of the statue, nearly scaring a few ponies who thought she might knock the statue over or damage it. She also pops about the band, startling them, and even hugs a few random ponies rather tightly and uncomfortably.]

    It's all I ever dreamed. woo hoo!
    It's all I ever dreamed, yippee!
    I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

    [Pinkie then looked and saw that most of the party ponies were giving her glares and dirty looks.]

    It's all I've ever...dreamed?

    Pinkie finished her song with a very quiet and embarassed tone. It didn't help that the other ponies snootily walked away from her and left her sitting in the middle of the floor alone.

    Back in the rose garden, Rarity was just casually sniffing a rose when a certain prince arrived.

    "Well, hello," he said regally, "I am Prince Blueblood."

    "I am...Rarity," said the marshmallow pony, "Oh my, what a lovely rose."

    "You mean...this rose?" said Prince Blueblood as he used his magic to pick a red rose from the bush. Rarity smiles excitedly, thinking he was going to give it to her. But then he pulls it away and claims it for himself.

    "Thank you," he told her, "it goes with my eyes." Rarity just gave an awkward moan for a reply.

    Deeper into the garden Fluttershy was still humming to try and follow the singing of the meadowlark in the distance. She then gasps when she realizes the bird's singing is getting louder.

    "My little meadowlark is right around this bend!" said Fluttershy excitedly as she rushed towards it. She takes a turn and is surprised to see just a local groundskeeper pony whistling like a bird.

    "Was that you?" said Fluttershy, surprised that it was another pony with faded brown fur, dark grey mane, beard, and tail and was also wearing a tall, but sagged green hat.

    "Yep!" said the pony whose name was Mr. Greenhooves, "I love whistlin' while I work." He continued to whistle as he did his work. Fluttershy walked away, feeling a little disappointed before she heard some animal noises. There just too far away was a collection of trees and grounds with various kinds of creatures.

    "Oh! I see a toco toucan!" said Fluttershy, "and a spider monkey! And oh, is that a wallaroo?" Fluttershy quickly entered the area, but before she could settle down and land, all the animals and birds ran away from her to hide.

    "Oh Fluttershy," she scolded to herself, "You're such a loudmouth."

    Meanwhile, the Wonderbolts were continuing to chat with other ponies. While Rainbow was invited to hang out with Spitfire and Soarin, she was struggling to get any attention from them. It didn't help that she seemed to get caught in fan crowds wherever they went. At the moment, she was hoping up and down to try and get noticed. Then she finally ducks under the dress ends of two other ponies, who were startled seeing Rainbow crawl out from under them.

    "Hey Spitfire!" said Rainbow, "You ever done a rain cloud double backflip?" But Spitfire couldn't hear, the other ponies were talking too loudly. Rainbow when headed towards Soarin.

    "You ever soared past lightning?" Rainbow asked Soarin loudly, "It's awesome!" But the result was the same. He couldn't hear her over the loud conversations either. Rainbow just glared. She hated feeling like she was being ignored.

    Back at the staircase in the main hall, Mario was feeling just as agitated. He had tried several times over to try and have just a conversation with Twilight, but she continued to ignore him at every oppertunitity. Twilight was just too focused on trying to spend time with Princess Celestia, despite the fact that alicorn was continuing to shake hoofs with other ponies.

    "Welcome to the Grand Galloping Gala," said Princess Celestia to another pony.

    "Princess!" said Twilight excitedly, "I've been so excited to spend time with you and..."

    "Yes. me too, Twi..." Princess Celestia was cut off as another pony approached, "Oh, good evening, Welcome to the Gala." She then returned to her conversation with Twilight.

    "Which was why I..." Princess Celestia was cut off again. This had been going on for a while now.

    "Ladies! Lovely to see you again," Princess Celestia told them. Twilight just sighed to herself as she noticed that the line of ponies seemed to be getting bigger, not smaller as time went by. Even Mario was sure some of these ponies had already come up.

    "Looks like getting a chance to talk to the Princess is gonna be a magic trick in of itself," said Twilight quietly.

    "Then why do we let Mom be and go have some fun?" said Mario, "Just standing here isn't going to do us any good. Come on. Let's go check out the gardens, or get something to eat. You said you wanted to share a dance..."

    "Mario, you said you wanted to make sure I was happy," said Twilight sternly, "right now, being with Celestia is what I want right now!" Mario was taken aback by her stern tone but then just sighed.

    "You don't look very happy," said Mario, "I'm only trying to help..."

    "Uh-huh," Twilight answered. Mario just sighed as he sat down. Whenever Twilight would say that, it was her way of saying she had stopped listening.

    Things weren't fairing any better with Applejack as she waited patiently by her Apple stand.

    "First minute, first sale," said Applejack as several ponies walked by, "Second...fourth...sixth...sixtieth..." As time went by, most of the ponies only seemed to snub and ignore her. No of them taking interest in any of her apple goods. Applejack sighed as she leaned forward a bit.

    "This ain't what I expected at all," Applejack said sadly.

    Pinkie was feeling the same way.

    "I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala..." Pinkie tried to sing but lost heart since she had been left alone, shunted and snubbed by the other party ponies, "and it's not what I dreamed."

    As for Rarity, Prince Blueblood went to prepare a cushion so they could sit on the grass, only for the unicorn to take the entire pillow for himself.

    "This isn't at all what I imagined," said Rarity sadly.

    Princess Celestia continued to greet ponies.

    "Good evening!" she told them, "So nice to meet you. Welcome!" The ponies smiled, but now Twilight was feeling ignored, but did see that she was ignoring Mario as well.

    " This isn't what I hoped," said Twilight sadly.

    "This isn't what I had in mind for a date," said Mario in the same tone.

    "Uh-huh," said Twilight in her "not listening" tone, making Mario feel even more depressed.

    Rainbow had also been left in the crowd of fan ponies as Spitfire and Soarin were too busy to pay attention to her and she had been left alone.

    "This isn't hanging out," said Rainbow as she tried to find them.

    Fluttershy was trying as best as she could to greet and spend time with the creatures, birds, and animals, but they kept running, hiding, and flying away from her.

    "This isn't what I wished for," said Fluttershy quietly. All seven ponies were feeling glum...until Twilight realized something.

    "No!" Twilight exclaimed.

    "I've waited all my life..." Rarity began.

    "...for this moment!" Fluttershy finished.

    "And I'm not going to..." said Pinkie.

    "...let it slip by!" Applejack finished.

    "If it's the last thing I do..." said Rainbow.

    "...no matter what it takes..." Mario added.

    "...I'm gonna make this..." said Twilight.

    "...the best night ever!" they said at once, more than ready to turn things around. Mario was the first.

    "Twilight Sparkle," said Mario sternly as he stood beside her, "I know I promised I would make you happy, but Mom is busy right now. We should go find something to do to pass the time. Let's go to the rose garden. I want to tell you something..."

    "Would you mind if I help you greet?" Twilight proposed to Princess Celestia, "it would help you get the lines moving twice as fast!"

    "Why that would be a great idea," said Princess Celestia, not seeing the devastation on Mario's face, "Thank you for helping me out Twilight." Mario's jaw dropped and then he grunted angrily as he tipped his fedora hat forward.

    "Twilight Sparkle, were you even listening to me?" he asked sternly.

    "Uh-huh," said Twilight.

    "Don't you "uh-huh" me," Mario snorted, "I said I had something to tell you in the garden."

    "Uh-huh," said Twilight. Mario just gritted his teeth when he felt his stomach growl.

    "I'm going to get something to eat," said Mario as he started to walk away, "Want anything?"

    "Uh-huh"

    "I don't think they have "uh-huh" at the buffet," Mario pointed out indignantly.

    "Uh-huh"

    "Maybe I'll get some of that swamp slime to drink!" Mario added.

    "Uh-huh"

    "Or ask the unicorn guards to do target practice at me while I dance on my head!" Mario snapped.

    "Uh-huh"

    Mario could feel his temper reach its limit, kettle whistling, before he just whimpered and lowered his head in defeat.

    "Whatever...I'm going for a walk..." Mario said and he headed down the stairs. This time, Twilight didn't answer at all.

    Outside in the gardens, Fluttershy was coming up with her own plan to get the animals to stop running away from her.

    "I just have to be more bold, like Twilight," said Fluttershy as she set a box trap and used a carrot for bait.

    "I so sorry to have scared you my friends," said Fluttershy loudly with the string to the trap in her mouth, "But I'm leaving now, so you can all come out!" Fluttershy then ducked behind the main gate and waited. It wasn't long before she heard a crunching sound and springs her trap.

    "Gotcha!" said Fluttershy as she comes back into the garden before saying gently, "It's okay. I promise not to hurt you. I just wanna be your...friend?" Fluttershy was surprised to see that it wasn't any of the creatures she had wanted to capture, but just Mr. Greenhooves who had seen the carrot and had decided to eat it.

    "Mmm..." he munched, "sounds good to me." Fluttershy just gave him an irritated glare.

    Back with the Wonderbolts, they were still chattering about with some other ponies as Rainbow was still trying to figure out how to get their attention when Mario arrived.

    "Hey," said Mario with no energy in his voice, "is...Spitfire busy?"

    "Pretty much," said Rainbow irritably.

    "Aw, sorry about that Dashie," said Mario, "I had hoped I could speak to her to kill some time."

    "What happened with Twilight?" Rainbow asked. Mario glared as he used his magic to produce a brick wall and set it in front of himself. Rainbow didn't need long to figure out what Mario was saying as he made the wall disappear.

    "Ouch," said Rainbow, "sorry about that, buddy. I wish I could help, but right now I'm just trying to get some attention."

    "Just don't do anything too rash," said Mario, "I'd hate to see you get banished from the castle... or humiliate yourself in front of your idols." Mario then walked away as Rainbow began to ponder to herself.

    "Come on, Rainbow!" she told herself as she tapped her head to think, "If they don't notice you, you gotta make them notice you." Rainbow then gets an idea as she walks over to a pony named Count Caesar, who was just drinking some punch and chatting with some other ponies. She whistled to catch him off guard before bucking him into the air. Count Caesar yelped in surprised as he went into the air. Others gasped as Rainbow flies to the rescue and catches him on her back. She turns to see if the Spitfire or Soarin noticed, but they were too busy chatting as usual. Rainbow felt indignant as she bucked the guy off her back and stomped away. As she does so, Rarity and Prince Blueblood arrive. Rarity is still feeling rather skeptical about being with him.

    "Just give him a chance, Rarity," she told herself, "His princely side is sure to come out if you're just patient."

    "Miss Rarity! Stop!" said Prince Blueblood as he held up a hoof to make her stop walking. Rarity notices that she nearly walked into a puddle of spilt punch.

    "Oh Prince Blueblood!" said Rarity, "How chivalrous."

    "One would hate to slip," said Prince Blueblood.

    "Yes, one certainly would," said Rarity.

    "One's cloak should take care of the problem," Prince Blueblood suggested.

    "Oh, of course it will," said Rarity. She waited for the Prince to drop a cloak, but then saw that he was expecting her to drop hers. In the end, the Prince had his way as Rarity dropped her cloak and he walked across feeling very pleased with himself. Rarity just glared as she scoops up her now soiled cloak and slaps it onto the top of her upper back. Mario had seen everything from a distance and shook his head.

    "And he thinks, compared to me, that he is far superior," Mario added, using a snobbish voice to the last two words and continued on his way. It wasn't long before he found himself in the main ballroom and a certain pink pony arrived.

    "Hey Mario," said Pinkie, "where's Twilight?"

    "Don't ask," said Mario bluntly.

    "Ah I see," said Pinkie cheerfully, "Twilight didn't work out? That's okay. You can be my date for the rest of the night!"

    "Wait...that's not what I meant...YAH!" Mario was then pulled away and was soon given the shock of his life when Pinkie found a chair and tied him to it.

    "Pinkamena Diane Pie, what are you doing?!" Mario demanded angrily.

    "I'm going to cheer you up," said Pinkie in her cheery tone, before glaring at him sternly, "So get comfortable cause you're not going anywhere!" Mario was stunned at her stern tone before Pinkie zoomed away and Mario struggled to try and untie himself. Pinkie then started to feel a little guilty over forcing Mario to stay with her as she stood alone for a second. Then she perked up when she got an idea. She quickly whispered to all the musicians before grabbing a mike and tapping it.

    "C'mon, everypony!" said Pinkie as everyone looked at her, "I know what will make you shake those groove-thangs!" Mario's heart literally dropped to his hind legs.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed as he wobbled in his chair to escape. Sadly no pony nearby bothered to help him, only stared and snubbed him.

    And now it's...oh forget it...just sing Pinkie!

    [Pinkie Pie]

    As Pinkie sings the first part, Twilight is shown helping Princess Celestia shake hoofs with the others. But then one pony shakes her hoof and the rest of her body, frazzling her and leaving her with a swollen fore-hoof. Twilight sees the still long line of ponies and smiles wearily as they come to greet her.

    You reach your right hoof in
    You reach your right hoof out
    You reach your right hoof in
    And you shake it all about
    You do the Pony Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout
    That's what I'm talking about

    In the next part, Applejack pushes some apples across the grass, causing a pony passing by to trip and fall. Applejack offers them a hoof and helps them up, but all they can do is glare and grit their teeth at her. She offers them one of her treats, but he declines and walks away with his nose in the air, leaving Applejack upset.

    You step your left hoof in
    You pull it right back out
    You step your left hoof in
    But you better help him out
    You do the Pony Pokey but should find a different route
    That's what it's all about

    As Soarin and Spitfire are chatting with each other, Rainbow bucks the table to send a glass of punch into the air. She catches it easily with her back leg, which impresses both Wonderbolts. But then two ponies pull them away so they can take photographs, leaving Rainbow glaring as she's left alone again.

    You kick your back left in
    You pull your back left out
    You reach your back left in
    Just be brave and have no doubt
    You do the Pony Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout
    That's what I'm singing about

    Rarity and Prince Blueblood reach a door. With in tune to the music, Prince Blueblood tilts his head for Rarity to open it. She smiled and titled twice for him to open the door. He tilts his head three times sternly for her to open it. Rarity glares as she tilts her head several times for him to do it, only for him to pout and snub her. Rarity is taken aback as she grits her teeth and opens the door. Prince Blueblood enters first with a smile on his face as enters Rarity right behind him. To add more insult to injury, the door smacks Rarity's back end, causing her to fall down.

    You tilt your head in
    You tilt your head out
    You tilt your head in
    Then you shake it all about
    You do the Pony Pokey even though your date's a lout
    You're better off without

    In the garden, Fluttershy had lost her patience trying to be kind to the animals and was now chasing and pouncing after them. First at three ducks and then at a bunny, but the animals keep dodging and hiding from her. She charges again, only for them to split up on her again as she angrily stomps the ground, grinding her teeth in frustration. All the charging and pouncing had ruined her dress, even her mane was messy, and one of her shoes was missing. The animals quivered in fear from their hiding places but Fluttershy showed no sympathy.

    You stomp your whole self in
    You stomp your whole self out
    You stomp your whole self in
    And you stomp yourself about
    You do the Pony Pokey and you give a little shout

    "COME OUT!" Fluttershy screamed at the top of her lungs as she waved her fore-hooves in the air.

    [Pinkie Pie]

    That's what I'm talking about

    Pinkie starts ramming into the other musicians as she concludes her song.

    You do the Pony Pokey
    You do the Pony Pokey
    You do the Pony Pokey
    And that's what it's all about

    Yeah!

    Pinkie then finished her song by dancing, then does the splits, before raising with her fore-hooves in the air. The other ponies were most indignant.

    "Young lady, this is not that kind of party," said Lyrica Lilac snootily. Pinkie just stared blankly for a second.

    "Ohhhhhh..." said Pinkie, "They don't wanna a party. These ponies want a paaartay!" Pinkie gave a hoof-pump in the air as she hopped off the stage.

    "Come on, Mario, let's show these ponies..." Pinkie then stopped when she found the chair empty and the ropes broken. Mario had managed to escape right as Pinkie was finishing her little song. Pinkie sighed.

    "You did it again, Pinkie Pie," she scolded herself, "After he told you he doesn't see you that way, you had to do force him to be with you." Pinkie felt rather sad when a pony arrived using his magic to pull a try of fancy pastries.

    "Oh, dessert time!" said Pinkie as she ran after the cart, seeming to have gotten over her guilt and Mario for the moment.

    As for the young colt, he had managed to sneak out of the room, he then made his way into a disclosed room that wasn't being used for the Gala and shut the door before...

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

    Mario then left the empty room, looking composed, and headed towards the garden.

    "I need some air," he said calmly.

    Outside, Applejack was just standing by her little stand looking rather bored. Then she sees a familiar face and smiles excitedly.

    "Two apple fritter please," said Rarity.

    "Two apple fritters comin' right up," said Applejack as she presents the treats to them both, "That'll be four bits."

    "Ahem," said Rarity to Prince Blueblood.

    "Ahem," Prince Blueblood retorted back.

    "Ahem!" said Rarity, getting irritated with his lack of chivalry, and was inwardly adding stingy to his last of bad character qualities in her head.

    "Ahem!" the Prince shot back, getting irritated himself.

    "I'm going to have to pay, aren't I?" said Rarity with a sigh.

    "It's okay, Rarity," said Applejack, "I've got you covered."

    "Thank you Applejack," said Rarity before giving the Prince a glare, "At least somepony here has good manners." The prince took one bit of the apple fritter, before he spat it out in disgust.

    "Oh! Fritters! Dumplings! Caramel Apples!" he exclaimed, "My royal lips have touched common carnival faire! I'm going to the buffet for some hors d'oeuvres!" He walked snootily away as Rarity followed him in disgust. Applejack was most indignant.

    "Well, no wonder nopony wants my food," Applejack said to herself, "They're filling up on those fancy schmancy vittles! Well, my down-home apples are plenty good enough for this crowd. I'll just dress 'em up a bit and prove it to 'em." Applejack then pushed her cart away. A short distance away, Prince Blueblood was still fuming.

    "I can't believe you made me eat such common food," he complained as Rarity, who just bit her tongue to avoid saying anything undignified when the Prince collided with someone.

    "Watch where you're going you..." Prince Blueblood stopped talking when he saw who it was. It was Mario, who had been looking at the roses when the Prince bumped into him.

    "Well, well, well," he said pompously, "Look at what the dog dragged in...himself." Mario was indignant.

    "And here I thought we could have an intellectual conversation," said Mario, using a snooty tone, "Oh silly me." Rarity covered a hoof not to giggle.

    "I don't see what my aunt sees in you," Prince Blueblood said indignantly before glaring into Mario's face, "you're not even her son, she just took you in out of pity." Rarity gasped silently and felt her blood boil. She was also regretting dismissing Mario when he had told her Prince Blueblood looked down at him.

    "Think what you want," said Mario annoyed, "This little "dog" as you called me is actually the seventh Element of Harmony! You'd know that if you actually tried to get to know me instead of talking down about me all the time to the elites, Prince Bluebutt!" The Prince was taken aback while Rarity smirked at Mario for having the courage to stand up to Prince's behavior and attitude.

    "Hmph, once a ruffian, always a ruffian," he remarked as he walked away, "You will never be a royal pony." Mario just glared as Rarity followed behind, but she did look back at Mario before they headed inside. Mario just rolled his eyes.

    "I hope Applejack is...oh great..." Mario was hoping to get an apple treat since he was still hungry, and wasn't in the mood for any of the fancier items on the menu, only to find the orange pony had already left, "Sigh...so much for filling up my empty stomach. I guess I'll check on Fluttershy. I hope she's having a better time."

    Little did Mario know that Fluttershy wasn't having a better time. In fact, Fluttershy was on the verge of having a mental breakdown as she set up a net trap in the garden.

    "I'll catch you yet, my pretties," said Fluttershy with a twitch eye and sinister smirk on her face, making the animal even more fearful of her, "Oh yes. As soon as one of you birds or monkeys or bears touches this net...you'll be mine! MINE!" Fluttershy stood on her hind legs, laughing evilly and maniacally as some thunder clashed behind her. She was so into the moment that she lost her balance and fell right into her net trap, causing her to become trapped dangling from a tree as a bunny just crawls out and look at her. Fluttershy just sighed to herself. Mario had arrived in time to see everything.

    "What in the name of the animal kingdom do you think you're doing, Fluttershy?" Mario asked as he walked, "This is no way to behave and you know better!" Mario was unaware that Fluttershy was seething with rage as he continued to speak.

    "These creatures are very, very shy," Mario continued, "You simply need to stay still and let them know you pose no threat." Within seconds, the animal all gathered around him without any problem. Even the very meadowlark that Fluttershy was following arrived to rest on his fore-hoof. That was the breaking point for Fluttershy.

    She had fury.

    "See, that's all you..." Mario then stopped speak as he and the other creatures all looked up and paled at what they saw and zoomed away, leaving Mario alone, "Fluttershy...did...did you just break that net with your...Fluttershy please...I...I was only trying to...no...no...stop!..."

    View of the garden from above the trees.

    "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

    Back inside the castle, Pinkie was still trying to convince the other ponies to have fun her way as she brought a DJ turntable into the main ballroom.

    "Come on, everypony!" said Pinkie, "You wanted a partay? Now it's a paaartaaay!" Pinkie then started to mingle with the other ponies.

    "Yeah! Uh! Now that's a beat, yeah! Uh!" said Pinkie as she tried push and shove the other ponies about to make them dance with her, "C'mon, dance! Yeah, woohoo!" All Pinkie received were annoyed looks and glares as she made her way back to the stage. It was then Applejack entered the room, wheeling in a rather tall apple cake.

    "Okay, all you high-class ponies," Applejack announced, "here's a highfalutin apple cake for your hoity-toity taste buds." But then there was trouble.

    "Stage dive!" said Pinkie as she jumped into the air...and landed on the edge of the cart with the cake, sending it flying...right at Rarity and Prince Blueblood as they entered. They both screamed as the cake came at them. Prince Blueblood then grabbed Rarity to use as a shield as the cake went SPLAT all over her. That put Rarity temper to its limit as her face turned red and she growled angrily at him.

    "You, sir, are the most uncharming prince I have ever met," Rarity yelled, "In fact, the only royal thing about you is that you are a royal pain! And as for my best friend, Mario, he is ten times the prince you'll ever be!"

    "Ewww...! Uh, stay back!" said Prince Blueblood as he leaned against the door to keep his distance from her, "I just had myself groomed!" Now Rarity truly despised the Prince. Not only was he everything she had seen tonight, but he didn't listen to anything she said and he was quivering away from her like a big coward. So much for being a brave and strong prince.

    "Afraid to get dirty?!" Rarity challenged as she began to babble and wiggled about, splattering cake all over him. Prince Blueblood tries to get away but ended up backing into the horse statue, which caused it to wobble dangerously.

    "This is my chance!" said Rainbow as she flew as fast as she could, passed Soarin and Spitfire, and landed just under the statue as it fell into her back with a CLANG.

    "Yes," Rainbow said triumphantly, until she realized just how heavy the statue was and began to teeter about, "Whoa!" Rainbow tries as best as she could to regain her balance, but then she ended up bumping a nearby roman style column, which toppled into another, then another, and another. In total, six pillars were sent crashing to the ground around her and the statue on her back broke into two pieces beside her. It was then Princess Celestia and Twilight, having finally finished with the greetings, enter the room and gasped silently at the mess. Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, and Rainbow all looked at the two ponies with worried and guilty faces. Princess Celestia was agape and Twilight said the worst thing you could say in a situation like this.

    "Well..it can't get any worse."

    Guess again Twilight...because right when she said that, there was loud rumbling as a stampede of animals burst through the main ballroom door. Mario came flying into the ballrooms backward and launched high into the air.

    "WOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! UGH!" Mario screamed as he landed hard on his stomach before passing out not too far away from Twilight and Princess Celestia, who flinched when he landed.

    (Lose a life fanfare)

    Princess Celestia and Twilight cringed at the sight. Poor Mario was badly beaten up, his mane, tail and fur were messy, his suit torn and tattered, and even his Fedora had been given a hole in it as well.

    It was a second later when Fluttershy entered inside growling like a raging bull.

    "You're...going to LOVE ME!" Fluttershy bellowed as everyone else began to scream in panic and fright.

    "Um, um, uh...Eugh..." was all Twilight could say before Princess Celestia leaned into her ear.

    "Take Mario, and run," she said simply. Twilight didn't need another second before she scooped Mario into her back and gave a loud whistle. Her five friends just look at her before getting the message to make a break for it, even Fluttershy snapped out of her rage to followed her friends out of the ballroom and out of the castle. As they made their way down the stairs, one of Rarity's glass slippers fell off.

    "Ooh! Rarity, your glass slipper!" Pinkie pointed out, "Now your prince is sure to find you."

    "No! Ugh!" Rarity shrieked as she rushed up the stairs and smashed the glass slipper. Pinkie just looked at the remained with confusion.

    "Let's go!" said Rarity as she pulled Pinkie away.

    After all this ruckus, many must be wondering what happened to a certain little dragon. Well, after being left alone, he had ditched his tux and was now sitting at the counter of his favorite donut shop. He was apparently eating donuts and drinking cocoa to deal with his loneliness.

    "Hey, Pony Joe," said Spike sadly, "Another donut." Spike requested as he slammed his cocoa cup on the counter.

    "Don't you think you've had enough?" Joe asked with concern.

    "Another donut!" Spike snapped, slamming his cup and spilling some of his cocoa on it, "Extra Sprinkles!" Spike just leaned his elbow on the counter when the ringing of the shop door is heard behind them.

    "Twilight Sparkle," said Joe, "ha, ha. Long time no see." Spike turned around to see the Mane seven behind him. Well, six of them were standing before him, their outfits were all tattered from the chaos, including their manes, and some of them had either a missing shoe or wearing a damaged one.

    "Hey, how was the Gala?" Spike asked eagerly, "How was your best night ever?" He then noticed Mario out cold on Twilight's back and flinched back.

    "Whoa...what happened to Mario?" Spike asked curiously. A loud whimper could be heard as Fluttershy was on the verge of tears and looked away. An obvious clue she was to blame for Mario's condition. Twilight just gazed on her direction before looking at Spike.

    "It's a long story," she said plain and simple.

    It wasn't much longer before Spike had been told everything that had happened at the Gala as they sat around a table with some donuts in the middle. Mario had also been revived as was sitting next To Twilight looking rather drained as he quietly ate a donut to fill his empty stomach. He spent a good fifteen minutes calming down a weeping Fluttershy who felt awful for beating him up. Fortunately, the worst of his injuries were a few bruises and sore muscles. Ironically, Mario didn't bother to say anything about his date with Twilight as they brought Spike up to speed. Fortunately, the look on his face and Twilight's sheepish giggles was a clue that didn't go well either.

    "That sounds like the worst night ever!" Spike replied after everyone was finished.

    "It was!" said Everyone, then everyone minus Mario began to laugh.

    "I just hope Princess Celestia isn't upset with us ruining the Gala," said Twilight worried with Rainbow giving a sheepishly smile nearby.

    "That was the best Grand Galloping Gala ever!" said Princess Celestia as she entered the donut shop.

    "Princess Celestia!" said everyone in surprise as she took a seat behind Mario.

    "Pardon me, Princess," said Twilight, "But tonight was just awful."

    "The absolute worst," Mario added quietly.

    "Oh, Twilight, Mario," said Princess Celestia, "The Grand Galloping Gala is always awful!"

    "It is?" said Twilight and Mario together in shock.

    "That is why I was thrilled you and your friends were all attending," Princess Celestia answered, "I was hoping you could liven things up a bit. And while the evening may not have gone as you planned, I'm sure you'll agree that in the end it didn't turn out so bad for this group of friends." Everyone chuckles in agreement, though Mario's chuckle was a little hallow.

    "You're right, Princess," said Twilight, "Friends have a way of making even the worst of times into something pretty great."

    "Yeah! Hanging out with friends!" said Rainbow.

    "Talking!" added Fluttershy.

    "Laughing" Pinkie said with a smile.

    "I guess so," Mario replied quietly.

    "You mean doing exactly what I wanted to so the whole time?" Spike said as a matter of fact.

    "Yes, Spike," said Twilight, "You were right."

    "As horrible as our night was...," said Applejack.

    "...being together here has made it all better," Pinkie finished.

    "In fact, it's made it..." said Pinkie.

    "...The best night ever!" said the six friends and they all laughed happily together.

    ...until they noticed that Mario wasn't joining in.

    "What's got you so down, my son?" Princess Celestia asked him, "Aren't you glad you have such great and wonderful friends?" Mario sighed.

    "Of course Mom," said Mario, "these girls are amazing. Spike as well. It's just..." Twilight could feel the guilt growing inside her stomach and just looked away insecurely.

    "I'm guess your date with Twilight didn't go well," Applejack asked. Mario just looked at Twilight, who was still trying not to look at anypony.

    "You can say that again," said Rainbow for Mario, "he came to me by himself saying she ignored him all night. He was pretty down about it too." Princess Celestia blinked in surprise.

    "Mario, you saw how busy I was," she said to him, "Why didn't you offer to take Twilight somewhere to pass the time until I was finished?"

    "I did," said Mario, "But you know how hard it is to get the attention of someone whose star struck? You are the Princess of all Equestria after all." Twilight blushed.

    "I'm sorry Mario," said Twilight, "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just really wanted some one on one time with the Princess. I didn't mean to ignore you." Mario just looked at her quietly a Celestia leaned into his ear.

    "Don't you have something you want to tell her?" she whispered. Mario looked a little nervous as he looked and everyone else gave him smiles. They wanted him to tell her. Mario just took a deep breath and sighed.

    "Twilight, there is something I wanted to tell you," said Mario, "I had hoped it would have been after we had some fun together instead of...after a night like this."

    "I...uhh...see...heh...what is it you want to tell me?" Twilight asked, feeling rather nervous as she smiled. Mario bravely reached out for one of her fore-hooves and held it, making her cheeks turn a soft pink.

    "Remember when I told that when I first met you that I had a crush on you?" Mario asked her as Twilight nodded timidly, "I still do." Twilight blinked and even her fore-hooves grew clammy, but Mario couldn't tell because of her shoe.

    "I'm not surprised if you didn't know," said Mario, "I never really tried to be too upfront about it. Mostly because I didn't want to embarrass you. I wanted to show you that I really do care about you so that these feelings would be genuine, honest, and sincere. The more time we spent together, as the years went by, those feelings for you grew. So what I want to say is..." He then pulled out a beautifully cut red rose that he managed to keep in good condition despite what he had been through,

    "...I love you, Twilight Sparkle."

    The other's smiled as Mario presented Twilight the rose. Twilight just looked at the rose and then at Mario. Twilight suddenly felt like she couldn't breathe and she could feel tears starting to prick the corners of her eyes. She did the only thing she could think of at that moment. '

    Twilight ran away.

    I don't plan on making a habit on adding to songs for Mario's sake, but this one did need a solo from. I'm not a music writer to please no bashing the lyrics okay.

    And that concludes this chapter and the end of Season 1

    I can see your faces, you're probably like...this can't be the end of this chapter?!

    It is, but don't worry. There will be more. I'll be posting an bonus chapter before heading into Episode 201. So until next time...

    Peace Pony Fans!

    28. Intermission 1

    Intermission #1

    Pony's Log Number 200: Being the element of love...I have no problem sharing that love with ponies, but is it wrong to want some for myself...

    Mario had just confessed his feelings for Twilight. The purple pony had wasted no time making a fast exit as she ran for her life out of the donut shop and disappeared. Mario was just frozen stiff as he held the red rose with his magic. The others were just as stunned but also sad at what had happened.

    "That...didn't go as planned," said Fluttershy worried. They were then taken aback when they heard chuckling.

    "That's not happy laughter," said Pinkie with concern as Mario just gave them all what was clearly a fake smile.

    "Should have seen this coming," said Mario, still chucking, "She's never given me the light of day for years you know. I couldn't expect her to love me back...or see me that way. Would have been nice if she only said she saw me as a brother or as just a friend. There's plenty of love to give from that..." His smile soon faded as his eyes began to fill with held back tears.

    "But no, she couldn't even give me that much," said Mario as his voice broke, "I spent my whole young pony life trying to prove that I was good enough for her! As a friend and as someone who loves and cares about her from the bottom of his heart! And what do I have to show for it! NOTHING!" Large hot tears streamed down Mario's face as he dropped the rose and stomped it with a fore-hoof . Then he teleported away before anyone could stop him. The rest of the girls had concerned looks on their faces as Princess Celestia sighed.

    "Oh Twilight..." she said sadly as she lifted the smashed rose. Even she hoped that Twilight would have come around and might have liked Mario, but even she didn't expect Twilight to just take off like she did. All she knew was that she had one flustered student and a son with a broken heart.

    It wasn't much longer before the rest of the ponies had returned home. They had hoped to speak to Twilight but found that she had teleported home via a note attached to their carriage. Mario was nowhere to be found. While they had considered searching Canterlot first, Pinkie said that the best place to look first would be his house. The others had learned by now that while Pinkie's logic was still questionable, it was best to take her word for it, even if it meant backtracking to Canterlot in the morning. It was well past midnight when they had arrived back home, removed their damaged gala outfits, which Rarity said she would mend in the morning, and made their way towards Mario's house. Spike had fallen asleep on the way home and they had already taken him home. They considered speaking to Twilight, but found the library dark and the purple pony already fast asleep with her gala dress tossed in a corner, much to Rarity's dismay. Once they made their exit, Pinkie wasted no time approaching the front door to Mario's house as she pulled out a key and put it into the lock.

    "Did you steal his key again?" Rainbow asked suspiciously.

    "Uh...no," said Pinkie indignantly, as she held the key and showed the still attached note on it, "Mario gave me this key." Rainbow looked at the note.

    "Happy Birthday Pinkie Pie, my door is always open when you need a friend, Mario," Rainbow read aloud, "Well that is his handwriting." Pinkie opened the door and found that everything was quiet. They only needed to take a few steps inside before they found Mario just sitting on the sofa looking very depressed. Rarity was also relieved so see that Mario had set his suit neatly on another sofa.

    "Mario," said Pinkie gently, "Are you okay?" Mario just felt his lower lip quiver as he looked at the five girls.

    "If you feel weird seeing a grown colt cry, then please just..."

    "Shh!" said Fluttershy gently as she hovered over to him and took a seat on the sofa, "we came here because we know you need a friend. And we're not leaving until you let it all out." Mario didn't want to burst out crying, but he couldn't help it. His heart was broken and he felt lonely. Mario sobbed loudly for quite some time until he calmed down. Everypony else just stayed quiet until Mario's sobbing settled down and he was just shedding plenty of tears.

    "Don't be sad Mario," said Pinkie, "I am sure Twilight didn't mean to hurt you."

    "She still doesn't appreciate me," Mario whimpered, "I tried so hard to be a good friend to her and show just how much I genuinely love and care about her, never asking for anything in return. I...I just had hoped that...she would have loved me back. It didn't have to be romantic, why not just cause I'm her friend? I know I'm the Element of Love, and I should give that love freely and unconditionally, but...is it so wrong to want a little back? Love should be a two way street. I don't mind giving 99% even if it means I would actually get 1%. At least it's something..."

    "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Applejack interrupted, "now hold on just a minute there, sugarcube. Who said you'd need to give so much of yourself and get so little in return?" Mario just stared for a moment.

    "Nopony," he answered, "But isn't that what unconditional love and care is? Free love without expecting a return?"

    "True," said Rarity, "But that doesn't mean that's all you should get."

    "Well asking for more always felt selfish," Mario sniffled, "after all, I don't want to come off as demanding. I mean..." Mario began to feel his tears increase.

    "What is it darling?" Rarity asked as she stood closer to him, "You can tell us." Mario whimpered twice before finding his voice.

    "All I want is to be loved and accepted," Mario croaked, "Rarity heard exactly what the elite think of me. I've put up with that my whole life. Just trying to find somepony who would just love and accept me despite being an orphan found under some rubble. I don't have any family and all my efforts to try and find anyone related to me ended up in a dead end. I mean, I had mom and my big sister but...I don't see Mom that much for obvious reasons...my big sister went to study abroad years ago and I never really hear from her anymore. Aunt Luna still keeps to herself so...I'm on my own, feeling like nopony loves me." Everypony just looked at him sympathetically.

    "Didn't you have friends back in Canterlot?" Fluttershy asked.

    "A few, but...I never felt comfortable confiding in them that much," said Mario, "after I got my ego from being a track champion I had pushed them away. They took a while to really forgive me for it. I don't blame them, but...there were times I really needed them when things felt so bleak..."

    "Bleak...how?" Rainbow asked.

    "When I first got into the accident," said Mario, "I was told I've never run again, let alone rock. How would you feel Rainbow Dash if you got hurt so bad that a doctor told you that you would never fly again, meaning goodbye Wonderbolt dream forever?" Rainbow could feel her eyes wanting to water, but she managed to stop herself.

    "That...is bleak..." Rainbow said sadly.

    "Point is...they weren't there for me until I finally started to recover," said Mario, "I felt like if I wanted any love from anypony then I'd just have to earn it..."

    "And that is where you are wrong, Mario," said Fluttershy, "real friends would never make you earn their love. They would give it to you because they care! You shouldn't have to ask for it." Mario sniffled a bit.

    "Then...why have I never heard any of you tell me?" he asked sadly, "Twilight isn't the only one who never tells me that. I mean...I know I never said it, but it was because I didn't want to be misunderstood...or sounding like I wasn't being committed to my feelings for Twilight."

    "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...so that's why," said Pinkie.

    "What?" Mario asked.

    "When we had our chat," said Pinkie, "I wondered why you didn't say that you loved me. It was because you didn't want to be misunderstood or cheating on Twilight." Mario nodded as few more tears left his eyes.

    "Mario, we understand how you feel with Twilight," said Applejack, "and we know that you care alot about us, too. We would understand completely if you said you loved us, because we know it's because we're your friends."

    "I've wondered why you never said anything," said Rarity, "and now I see why. You have a big heart Mario and we all love that about you. If you wanted to be loved, you don't have to earn it. Your my best friend Mario. I love you." Rarity walked up to him and gave him a hug. Mario felt a warmth in his heart as he hugged her back.

    "I love you too," said Fluttershy, "You're my big brother after all and I'm so sorry if my teasing made you feel like I didn't. You just make it easy for me to be myself. I feel...confident when you spend time with me..." Fluttershy gave him a sisterly kiss by the side of his head before giving him a hug. Then Pinkie kissed the other side and hugged him as well.

    "I know I am still getting over my crush on you," said Pinkie, "But I do sincerely love you, too. I don't want to see you so sad. I want to make you happy again...by finding what makes you happy, and not just myself." Mario just smiled as he started to cry again, giving the group a little squeeze.

    "Oh Mario..." said Fluttershy as she soon was crying.

    "Oh darling, it's going to be okay now," said Rarity, now shedding her own tears.

    "Yeah, you don't need to search for love anymore," Pinkie added, crying as well, "You have it right here...with us." Applejack just sighed quietly before she heard some sniffling near her.

    "Are you crying Rainbow Dash?" she asked surprised.

    "No! Just...something in my eyes!" Rainbow snapped.

    "I'm sorry Rainbow," Mario sobbed, "I didn't mean to tarnish your awesomeness." That broke the floodgates for the blue pony as she hovered over and tilted his head so they were making eyes contact.

    "You see these tears," Rainbow snapped with a cracked voice, "If I didn't love you, do you think I'd be crying for you right now?" She then found a spot to hide her face and as she joined the group hug. Applejack was the last to join, not because she didn't care, but she really didn't want to cry in the open.

    After all, she cries in the inside.

    Not this time, even when she had seen so much hurt and pain from others she cared for, she had never shed a tear for them. Not even for her friends. Yet for Mario, she was freely shedding open tears by the time she made her way to the group. Why she felt like she could with him was anypony's guess.

    "I love you too, sugarcube," her voice cracked and now they were all crying together in a big group hug. It was a couple of minutes later when they broke away, wiping away their tear stains. Mario sniffled, his eyes red and cheeks sticky, but he gave them a smile.

    "Thanks everypony," said Mario, "I never knew how much I needed to hear you say that. It might not fully mend the ache in my heart, but at least it hurts less. I love you guys." They all smiled as Mario just sighed.

    "You know, even if Twilight doesn't return my feelings," said Mario, "It be nice if she at least cared for me the way you all do."

    "I'm sure she does," said Fluttershy, "Just give her some time and when she's ready, she'll talk to you about all of this."

    "You think so?" Mario asked.

    "We know so," said Applejack, "There is no way Twilight would throw away all those years you two spent together over something like this. Just give her some space and things will take care of itself." Mario just hummed to himself before using his horn to turn on a light and grabbed a scroll to write something.

    "What's that for?" Rainbow asked.

    "I'm writing a note to Twilight that we should spend time doing our studies alone for a while," said Mario, "I just don't think I'll be able to work with her if I'm feeling like this. So...I think this would be best for now."

    "And when we have get our group hang outs?" Applejack asked concerned.

    "I'll do my best to not make things awkward," said Mario, "Just because I'm hurt doesn't mean I can't still be nice to her right?" The other's smiled.

    "That's the right attitude," said Rarity, "Will you be okay now, darling?"

    "Yeah," said Mario, "this is gonna hurt for a while but, at least I have friends who love and care about me to get me through this." The other five smiled as they shared another group hug.

    Next morning, Mario was just about to leave his house to deliver his note when he opened the door. There before him was the one pony he didn't want to see right now.

    "You're really late!" said Twilight sternly, "We needed to start working on the next set of magic studies first thing in the morning!" Mario just snorted before taking a deep breath.

    "I'm sorry Twilight," said Mario, "But I'm doing an independent project today."

    "Independent project?" Twilight said surprised.

    "Yes, studying the proper ratio of humor and seriousness when making morning muffins with Pinkie Pie," said Mario, "Now if you'll excuse me, those muffins are not gonna back themselves and I'd like to give Muffins Hooves a nice warm morning muffin when she takes her break from her mail route.

    "What kind of study is that?" Twilight asked indignantly.

    "It's called "Learning the Magic of Friendship With Someone Who Actually Cares About Me"," said Mario as he handed her the note, "And I'll be doing more of these projects with the rest of our friends from now on. See you later." Mario then stomped away and headed towards Sugarcube Corner. If he had looked back, he would have noticed that after Twilight read the note a pair of tears streamed down her face. She then made the note disappear before heading sadly back to the library without another word.

    Over the course of a few weeks, things had definitely changed for both Mario and Twilight. For Twilight, Mario no longer studied with her and she spent her studies alone. While the first week or so conversations between the two were rather awkward whenever the group got together, as time went on, they were able to have small chats with each other. Those chats made Twilight feel like things were returning to normal and that dreaded night had been forgotten, until he made his leave. Mario never stuck around to hang out with her anymore, unless they were with the rest of their friends. She never blamed him for not asking to hang out anymore, but deep down she missed having him around. Even with constant pushing from Spike to speak up, she could never find the courage to do so. All she could do was blame herself for ruining their friendship, often crying herself to sleep at night.

    As for Mario, he still cared deeply for Twilight, but since she never bothered to try and apologize, he only helped her out when necessary, no longer going out of his way for her like he used to. He poured more of his time and energy with the rest of their friends. He felt much happier with them, whether it was working with Rarity, racing with Rainbow Dash, animal tending with Fluttershy, baking with Pinkie Pie, or just helping out on the farm with Applejack. The last one being one of his favorite places to go. He couldn't really explain why Sweet Apple Acres made him so happy, but Applejack seemed to understand.

    "Them apples sure can make a pony feel right at home," she said to him one day, "Kind of why I knew my true calling in life was here."

    "I feel like I'm meant to be here too," Mario added, each exchanging smiles as they watched the sun set that day.

    To make things even better for Mario, the five ponies finally asked what he liked to do. The first thing he revealed with his large scale toy train set that he kept in the basement as well as his collection of various trains he had saved over the years. They learned that he loved playing Monopoly and racing toy carriages and race karts no bigger than a foals hoof. He even invited them to join him on one of his exercise and parkour routines. While not everypony enjoyed all of his interests, he was touched that they were willing to try and enjoy them for his sake at least once.

    The biggest reveal was the talking train stories he had been writing. They all encouraged him to publish them once he read one of the stories aloud. Within just those weeks alone, the first series was the number one children's book in Equestria. Even Spike had his own copy, including the Cutie Mark Crusaders. He could remember one time Sweetie Belle got teased for having the book at school. While the stories were meant for foals, they were supposed to be family stories. Sweetie Belle as well as the Mane five encouraged him to write more and the second series book was nearing completion.

    His friendships with the Cutie Mark Crusaders grew as well. He could say he was closest with Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. Scootaloo seemed to deem the idea of "getting closer" too sappy for her, but deep down she really enjoyed his company, especially when they would race each other.

    By the end of those few weeks, Mario truly saw those five ponies as more than just his best friends, but his family. They hadn't wasted any time calling him their big brother on occasion and he saw them all as his little sisters. He had even started addressing them by a nickname, thought most of them were nicknames that had been used before. While they struggled to find a nickname for him, he didn't mind not having one. There wasn't much anypony could do with the name "Mario" anyway. Rainbow once proposed "Sonic pony" but it didn't last.

    Today was a beautiful day as Mario and the other six ponies were going to have a picnic together in the park for lunch. The blanket and other goods were getting set up by Twilight, Pinkie, and Rarity. Fluttershy was just practicing bird calls as Rainbow arrived with Mario. The blue pony hadn't wanted to come for some reason and Mario finally convinced her to do so.

    "I still can't believe I agreed to that bet!" Rainbow complained as they approached the picnic blanket, "I feel so ridiculous right now!"

    "Oh come on, Dashie," said Mario, using his new nickname for her, "You look beautiful. As I recall from your "guide to awesomeness", being awesome also means looking it too. At least it's just an accessory and not an entire cutesy outfit. I gave you mercy."

    Rainbow just snorted through her nose. Yesterday, they had been playing a round of Monopoly when they made a bet that the loser had to do whatever the winner asked. Mario had agreed to risk getting stuck wearing a tutu for a day and Rainbow said she would wear something girly. Just when Rainbow thought she was going to win, the dice betrayed her and she lost a few turns later. Now she was entering the park wearing a giant soft light pink bow in her mane. The others giggled when they saw her.

    "Well, look whose trying to be a cutie patootie today," Pinkie teased.

    "Are you going to one of Sweetie Belle's tea parties later, dear?" Rarity added.

    "Or maybe y'all trying to get a colt to notice you?" Applejack said and they all snickered as Rainbow just felt herself growing angry and moody.

    "That's enough you guys," said Mario, "Rainbow might be more of an athlete, but she's still a girl. She's allowed to be cute when she feels like it." Rainbow just looked at him stunned.

    "What are you doing?" she asked a little more harshly than she had intended.

    "Sticking up for my sister," Mario answered plainly.

    "I lost a bet," said Rainbow, "Getting tormented is part of losing a bet!"

    "That may have been your intention," said Mario, "But I just wanted you to feel comfortable embracing your girly side in public. There's no shame in that. Any colt who told you otherwise must have a head like a coconut."

    "Why a coconut?" Twilight asked.

    "Hard on the outside, but mostly hallow on the inside," said Mario, "Plus whenever they try to think, the juices flow out of their ears and they go..." Mario then made funny faces and sounds as they all laughed.

    "Yeah, you're right," said Rainbow once she settled, "thanks Mario, you're very sweet." Then without even thinking, she leaned her head against his shoulder. Not a very Rainbow Dash thing to do, but as mentioned earlier, Rainbow always felt more comfortable showing her softer side when he was around. The other girls just smiled, except for Twilight who was just glaring a bit.

    "Why are you jealous?" said Pinkie as she scooted next to her unexpectedly, "You had your chance but you let your nerves get the better of you. In fact, you let the fact Mario liked you ruin your date with him before it even got started!"

    "WHAT?!" Mario shouted in shock as he stood forward.

    "YAH!" Rainbow yelped since she toppled over after Mario had gotten up. Pinkie then realized her mistake and slapped both her fore-hooves over her mouth. Mario walked directly up to her, glaring at her the entire time.

    "Pinkie..." Mario warned, "What do you mean Twilight knew before I told her?"

    "Uh, did...did I say that? I...I meant...Twilight should've known!" Pinkie stuttered as she chuckled sheepishly, "We all knew and...how could she miss the obvious?" Mario just glared as Pinkie smiled, sweat dropping from her face.

    "It's not her fault," Twilight jumped in, "at her birthday party I overheard you telling Pinkie how you felt about me." Mario just looked rather stunned.

    "We saw that before your date she was getting nervous and..." said Applejack before Mario suddenly put two and two together.

    "So you knew?" Mario said, now very upset, "You all knew she was overwhelmed with the truth and didn't even bother to tell me?!"

    "Well, we all thought it was just her typical freak out and she was just overreacting," Rainbow retorted, "You know how Twilight gets. Besides, would it have mattered if you did know?" Mario gave her such a fierce glare that it actually made Rainbow cower a bit.

    "Of course it mattered," said Mario with a hallow tone, "I would have just called the whole date off if I had know it was gonna make Twilight that upset. If the fact I loved her was enough to send her into a panic attack, I would have just held off saying it and made more of an effort to show her that me loving her was nothing to get your mane all out of shape. but instead, you guys just let me go through with it and I ended up looking like the biggest loser in all of Equestria!" Mario raised his voice as he spoke and then shouted angrily as he finished. He panted heavily at them all as they just gave him sad faces. Mario hadn't even noticed that poor Twilight was the most upset. As if the guilt when the subject came up didn't hurt her, the fact Mario said "loved" really hurt. There was just a long silence before Mario stomped away.

    "I can't talk to any of you right now," Mario snapped angrily, "Enjoy your lunch without me!" Mario then took off before anypony could stop him. Pinkie was fighting not to cry when Rainbow flew up to her.

    "Do you know whose got the biggest mouth in the world next to you?" Rainbow shouted when Pinkie burst into tears. It didn't take long for the death glares of everypony else to get Rainbow to feel rather guilty and embarassed as she stopped hovering and lowered her head.

    "Me," Rainbow said sadly, answering her own question.

    A couple of hours later, Mario could be seen riding what appeared to be a floating rail bar made from his own magic as he headed out of Ponyville. He was just grinding on it to pass the time and get some of the anger out of his system, but he couldn't help but feel furious at the six ponies.

    "Secrets and lies," said Mario as he kept his balance on his hind legs, "it's nothing but secrets and lies with these ponies. They make you think that they care about you, but then they slam the door in your face and hide things from you!" Mario then made a few jumps from one magic rail to the next and kept grinding, but soon found that even some exercise grinding and platforming wasn't helping him feel better.

    "Oh horse apples," Mario retorted before ending the rail and setting up some floating rings. he hoped off the end of the rail, boosted through the rings and made a perfect landing on all four of his hooves. He just sighed to himself and just walked slowly, feeling rather glum until he noticed something in the distance. He picked up his pace and saw that it was a train, or to be more accurate, the back end of a train. The second to last coach has derailed so the train had gone to the station with its front coaches. Those in the back two coaches were now stranded. Mario was surprised to see that it was Cheerilee and some of her students sitting a short distance away.

    "I knew it! I knew it!" said a familiar voice as Mario approached the group and soon felt someone slam into one of his fore-hooves, "I told you Mario would come and save the day!" Mario didn't even need to look down to know that it was Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom looked just as happy to see him as was Cheerilee. The others were less than thrilled. Of course Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon just looked indignant. (Well Silver tried to crack a smile but Diamond shut her down with a glare...instantly.)

    "What seems to be the problem?" Mario asked as Sweetie Belle held onto his leg and Cheerilee arrived.

    "The train got derailed and we've been stranded here," Cheerilee explained, "we were leaving for three day trip to Canterlot as part of our history studies. Unless we can find another way to get there, this trip just might have to be cancelled." Some of the other students groaned in disappointment.

    "Don't worry everypony," said Sweetie Belle, "I'm sure Mario can help us."

    "Oh puh-leeese," Diamond Tiara remarked with an eye roll, "What exactly can your prince in shining armor do?"

    "Alot," said Mario sternly before giving Sweetie Belle a smile, "Don't you worry Sweetie Belle, everything is going to be alright."

    "Squee!" said Sweetie Belle excitedly as she hopped on all four of her hooves as Mario headed over towards the derailed coach. Using his magic, he set the coach back into the track and then used his strength to push the two coaches and caboose backwards carefully to examine the tracks.

    "So there's the problem," said Mario as he leaned his head down. Some of the other younger ponies approached.

    "What is?" Scootaloo asked curiously. Mario pointed a hoof at what appeared to be a stretch where the warm sun had bent to rails of the tracks.

    "This stretched piece of track is the reason the coach derailed," Mario pointed.

    "Oh great," said Diamond Tiara bitterly, "Looks like we're not going anywhere until it gets fixed."

    "Now don't give up hope so easily," said Mario, "I've worked with real rails before. Just stand back and cover your ears." The young ponies backed away a bit as Mario focused his magic. With a painful screech, Mario unbent the rails so they were nice and smooth again.

    "All fixed," said Mario, "Now the tracks are safe to use again."

    "Hoorey!" shouted several of the young ponies.

    "Don't go cheering just yet," said Diamond Tiara, "We still need a train to pull us to Canterlot."

    "Why not ask Mario?" said Silver Spoon.

    "What?!" Diamond Tiara exclaimed.

    "My Dad told me that you once pulled the big express," said Silver Spoon as she walked up to him, "could you pull the train for us please?"

    "It's been a while," Mario pondered, but deep down he needed a place to get away from Ponyville for a while and Canterlot was a good first choice, "But sure, I can try." Before long, Mario used his magic to create a large version of the harness he used to pull his trains in Ponyville. As soon as Mario was coupled on, everyone else got inside the two coaches.

    "Do you best Mario!" said Cheerilee as she peaked her head out the window.

    "Well everypony, you might as well get comfortable," said Diamond Tiara, earning a few glares, as she reclined on the edge of her seat, "Cause we're not going any..."

    RUMBLE!

    "EEK! Oomph!" Diamond Tiara was given the shock of her life as the train car lunched forward a bit, knocking her off her chair.

    "Uh, Diamond Tiara," said Apple Bloom with a smug smile on her face, "We're not staying still." The spoiled filly as well as several other students were in shock as Mario easily made the train move forward. It wasn't much longer before Mario picked up speed and the train was running at a fast but smooth pace down the track. Bridges and scenery flashed by, the young ponies began to cheer, and within a few minutes, they reached Canterlot station. Everyone, including a very reluctant Diamond Tiara, said thank you to Mario and Cheerilee was most impressed.

    "I'm glad to see that all those tales about you pulling big trains wasn't just a pony's tale," said Cheerilee, "thank you for getting us here safely."

    "Anytime," said Mario. Thanks to his speed, they had managed to get to the station in record time. For the rest of the train had just reported its missing coaches when he arrived. Once the back part of the train was re-coupled, it left the station. Mario watched it disappear before sighing to himself and headed into the city. He didn't bother to make his way to any of his old Canterlot friends or go see if Princess Celestia was in her castle. He had just headed straight for the sculpture gardens to take walk. While helping out Cheerilee's class helped brighten his spirits, he was still feeling very betrayed and angry.

    "If this is what the magic of friendship is all about," said Mario to himself bitterly, "Then maybe I don't want any part of it."

    Interesting theory

    "Who said that?" said Mario, standing on his hind legs as he stood on guard and looked around. But he didn't see anything.

    "I guess skipping lunch is making me a little cuckoo," Mario told himself, "I'm hearing thing."

    Trust me, you don't need to be hungry to be cuckoo.

    Mario then heard an ominous laugh. He felt rather annoyed...and a bit frightened.

    "Who are you?" he said bravely, "You got alot of nerve mocking me from a hiding place. Show yourself!"

    I don't need to. You can't catch me even if you wanted to.

    Mario gritted his teeth and charged deeper into the sculpture garden. He continued to search about, listening as the voice continued to laugh and mock him. then he came to a particular part of the garden where he found his six friends all gathered around just before a statue of some sort of mutated serpent-creature.

    "Wuh?" Mario exclaimed, "what are you guys doing here? How'd you know I'd be in the garden?" Mario's felt a chill down his spine when the six ponies all gave him death glares.

    "Bleh," said Pinkie sternly, "why would I waste my time wanting to make you happy?"

    "Once a pity, always a pity," said Rarity, "Your fashion sense was always atrocious."

    "Wanna know why I'm so sassy with you?" Fluttershy snapped, "because you're not even worth being given any respect."

    "You think you're such an athlete with your speed and jumping tricks," said Rainbow, "you're all show, no skill!"

    "You think we actually love you?" said Applejack, "Well the honest truth is that we can't stand you!"

    "I don't know why in your tiny little brain you would think I would ever wanna be in love with you," said Twilight, "you're not worth my time! Or anypony's time! Nopony will ever love the likes of you!"

    With every word that was said Mario could feel his heart break piece by piece. Tears streamed down his face as he hunched to the ground holding his head with his fore-hooves.

    As you can see, the magic of friendship really isn't that valuable is it? Not to you at least.

    "That's not true," Mario croaked, "This has to be some sort of dream! I just need to wake up! I just gotta!" Mario pinched himself several times, but despite the pain he wouldn't wake up. The others just rolled their eyes at him and walked away.

    "Guys wait!" Mario called out desperately but was ignored.

    Why bother with them? They don't want you and you don't need them!

    "Yes I do!" Mario shouted with a broken voice.

    You don't need them!

    "I do need them!"

    You don't need them!

    "I...do...need..." As Mario tried to repeat himself, all those insults and the lies he had been told began to flood into his mind. It was overwhelming as the doubt and fear soon began to wear him down.

    You don't need them!

    "I...need..."

    You don't need them!

    "I...don't..."

    You don't need them!

    "...don't...need..."

    You don't need them!

    You don't need them!

    Here is a view of Mario's eyes, closed tightly and flooding with un-wiped tears that began to open. The once eyes of shinning chocolate brown were now replaced with a dull and lifeless shade of gray.

    "I don't need anypony..." Mario said in a bone chilling tone.

    Muwhahahahahahahahahaha!

    One down...six to go...

    There you have it, the filler for the end of Best Night Ever and the prelude to Return of Harmony.

    Alot of fans requested this route for Mario Star, but I have my own plan for his role. Its not gonna be easy since I've never had my main character participate on the antagonist side so go easy on me. But Season 2 is about to begin!

    Peace Pony Fans!

    29. Return of Harmony Part 1

    Return of Harmony Part 1

    Ponies Log Number 201: It's not uncommon for ponies to learn the hard way just how your weaknesses can be used against you. And that a bad situation will always get worse before it gets better...

    It was just a day after Mario's visit to Canterlot that Cheerilee was guiding the class through the same gardens.

    "I want to start our field trip here," said Cheerilee as she guided the young ponies through the area, "in the world famous Canterlot sculpture garden. That one over there represents "Friendship"..." it was then three familiar fillies walked by a statue of three little ponies standing up top of each other. Apple Bloom came to a stop to take a look at the statue, causing Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo bumped into her. They all just gave each other some annoyed glares. They had apparently been getting on each other's nerves all day.

    "All right, my little ponies," said Cheerilee, "This one represents "Victory"." Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle just looked at the statue.

    "How cool would it be to have that for a cutie mark?" said Scootaloo as she looked at the flag the statue was holding.

    "Cool, if you were actually victoryful at somethin'," said Apple Bloom in a snarky tone.

    "That's not a word!" Sweetie Belle retorted.

    "What are you, a dictionary?" Scootaloo shot back.

    "Girls!" Cheerilee retorted, getting the three fillies to stop fighting as she stops the class before the mutated serpent statue, "Now this is a really interesting statue. What do you notice about it?"

    "It's got an eagle claw!" said Apple Bloom.

    "And a lion paw!" said Scootaloo.

    "And a snake tail!" said Sweetie Belle.

    "This creature is called a draconequus," said Cheerilee, "He has the head of a pony and the body made up of all sorts of things. What do you suppose that represents?"

    "Confusion!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Evil!" Sweetie Belle interjected as she shoved into Apple Bloom.

    "Chaos!" Scootaloo added, shoving Apple Bloom into Sweetie Belle.

    "It's not chaos, you dodo!" said Sweetie Belle to Scootaloo.

    "Don't call me thing I don't know the meaning off," Scootaloo shot back, "and it is chaos!"

    "Is not!" Sweetie Belle yelled.

    "You're both wrong!" Apple Bloom retorted before they all begin to tussle with each other. A cloud of smoke appeared around them as they began to fight. Cheerilee just rolled her eyes and shook her head at them. Unaware to her or any of the younger ponies, the heart of the statue began to glow twice.

    "Actually, in a way, you're all right," said Cheerilee, making the three fillies stop fighting each other as the rest of the students around them just glared, "This statue represents "Discord", which means lack of harmony between ponies." The three fillies smiled.

    "In fact, Cheerilee continued, "You three have demonstrated discord so well that you're each going to write me an essay explaining it." That flipped over their smiles instantly as the other students around them laughed quietly at them.

    "Now let's go," said Cheerilee, "and I don't want any more fighting!" Cheerilee then led the younger ponies ahead with the three fillies tagging from behind.

    "It's confusion!" Apple Bloom whispered under her breath.

    "Evil!" said Sweetie Belle in a quiet tone.

    "Chaos!" Scootaloo added.

    Little did they know that their continued fighting had seemed to have caused the "Discord" statue to crack. A devious laughter could be heard as something terrible was about to revive back to life.

    Were the three fillies the cause? They may have sped up the releasing process, but the draconequus had already succeeded in obtaining the power he needed to escape from another source...

    (main theme)

    why am I even here? I don't need anypony...

    Of course not, but you can watch me defeat them.

    Why?

    to make them pay for what they did to you. Wouldn't you like that?

    I see...at last, they will know how they made me feel. At last, I will have...revenge...

    Muwahahahahaha!

    Back in Ponyville, all seemed well. Until Rainbow came flying past chasing what appeared to be a renegade storm cloud. A pink renegade storm cloud.

    "Come back here, you!" said Rainbow as she went to capture the cloud, "Gotcha!" But then when she crashed into the cloud she got herself all sticky.

    "Eww, what's is this?" Rainbow exclaimed until she recognized the content of the cloud, "Cotton candy?" It was then several clouds zoomed past her. Then she heard the rumble of thunder from above as Rainbow felt something wet hit her nose and she looked up to find an even larger cotton candy cloud.

    "Wait a second!" said Rainbow, "It's not supposed to rain until tomorrow. You can't just..." The "rain" began to pour down on her anyway, leaving her very annoyed.

    "You did," she muttered to herself.

    In sweet apple acres, Applejack was just busy collecting stocks of corn when Rainbow was flying quickly in the sky after another pink cloud.

    "Hey, I didn't tell you to go anywhere!" Rainbow yelled at the cloud as she continued pursuit. Several others began to appear in the sky and it began to rain on the orange pony.

    "Rainbow Dash," said Applejack, "what's going on with this rain? I mean chocolate milk? I mean chocolate milk rain?!"

    "There's crazy weather all over Equestria!" said Rainbow, "Cloudsdale is getting soaked by a major cola storm right now! But don't worry. I'm not leaving you until I get control of Ponyville!" It was then all the corn in the fields began to turn into popcorn. Rainbow quickly flies away as the mounds of popcorn grow as Applejack gets blasted in the face by a few popped kernels, knocked backwards, and gets buried in one of the mounds of popcorn.

    "Why would you wanna stop this?" said Pinkie as she started eating the pop corn and slurping the chocolate milk rain happily. It was then Rarity arrives wearing a designer purple raincoat and has a saddle umbrella on her back.

    "Ahem, I heard about your troubles, Applejack," said Rarity, "and I came to see if there's anything I can do without getting wet. Or dirty. Or out from under my umbrella." Applejack just stared at her blankly when suddenly all the apples on the apple trees became mega sized. Their large size causes the trees to creak loudly as they tilt to one side. Several squirrels appear and starting eating up the mega sized apples.

    "Fluttershy! Do somethin'!" said Applejack, but the yellow Pegasus was having her own problems. Apparently Angel was also gobbling up one of the large apples.

    "Now Angel," said Fluttershy gently, "you really shouldn't-" Then before Fluttershy's eyes, Angels hind legs and feet became long and skinny, making him look like a cross between a bunny and a deer and he took off.

    "No!" Fluttershy gasped in shock, "It's not possible! I must be seeing things!" It was then in the distance several other bunny-deer began to run about the landscape.

    "Don't worry everyone," said a voice. Everyone turned to see Twilight, using her magic to hold up a book with Spike nearby. She then closed the book and tossed it aside, "I've learned a new spell that will fix everything." Twilight then concentrated as she made her horn glow before firing a large magic blast. It was so strong that it even sent a magical wave that spread away from her like a rock when it hit still water. Twilight opened her eyes in shock when she saw that her spell...had no effect whatsoever. The chocolate milk rain was still falling, the corn was still popping, and the strange looking animals stayed...strange looking.

    "My fail-safe spell...failed," said Twilight, still in shock, "whatever do we do?"

    "Give up?" Spike proposed, but only earned a glare from Twilight.

    "Spike, Twilight will come up with something," said Rarity as she placed her umbrella saddle on Twilight's back.

    "Hmm, time for plan B," said Twilight after pondering to herself for a bit, "Rainbow, can you corral all these clouds into one corner of the sky?" For the moment, Rainbow was trying to get herself unstuck from one of the cotton candy clouds. Some of the animals were even licking the candy off. Once she managed to do so and shake off the animals, she gives Twilight a salute and starts to round up all the cotton candy clouds together. Pinkie had been reclining and enjoying the rain, her mane drenched in chocolate milk, until Rainbow pulled the cloud away. Twilight then turned to Applejack.

    "Applejack, I need you to bring those high-strung storm clouds down to Earth," Twilight instructed. Applejack then grabbed her lasso and grabbed the giant collection of cotton candy clouds to pull them down. Pinkie has tried to recline and enjoy the rain again when her enjoyment was once again cut off.

    "Hey, what happened?" said Pinkie when her stream of chocolate milk was cut off. By now applejack had started tying up one giant cotton candy cloud when Twilight whispered something to Fluttershy. Fluttershy just listened before giving a smile.

    "Oh dear," said Fluttershy, trying to sound dramatic, "I hope none of the animals see these delicious filled chocolate cotton candy clouds. I'd hate to have to share them." The others just waited patiently as Pinkie was faceplanted into the cloud enjoying herself.

    "You and me both, sister!" said Pinkie when the animals all crowded around the cloud, knocking Pinkie out of the way, "Hey!" The animals just enjoyed the cloud as Pinkie glared since she couldn't find a spot to get some of it herself.

    "And when y'all are done with that," Applejack told them, "feel free to have some popcorn for dessert." Twilight was very pleased.

    "You see, Spike?" said Twilight as she turned to her number one assistant, "You should never give up. There's nothing we can't overcome if we all work together." Spike just looked rather bored for a second before he hunched over.

    "BURP!"

    Spike then produced a scroll on the ground. Twilight began to read it as she gasped.

    "Come on, girls," said Twilight, "Princess Celestia wants to see us all Canterlot immediately!" Everyone just looked at each other worried.

    Inside Canterlot castle, one could see Princess Celestia pacing anxiously back and forth from inside the castle. She came to a stop when she saw the six ponies arrive in the main room, charging through the front door in a hurry.

    "Princess Celestia, we came as fast as we could!" said Twilight as they came to stop on front of the splitting staircase.

    "Thank you Twilight," said Princess Celestia, "Thank you, all."

    "Is this about the weather?" Twilight asked very quickly, "And the animal's weird behavior? What's happening out there? Why isn't my magic working? Is there-" Twilight was then cut off when Princess Celestia raised a fore-hoof in the air.

    "Where's my son?" she asked calmly. All six ponies looked rather uneasy at each other and Twilight just looked down at her hooves.

    "He's...gone...your majesty," said Twilight slowly.

    "Gone?" Princess Celestia exclaimed in surprise.

    "You see, your highness," said Applejack, "things between Mario and Twilight had started to heal, but...well..."

    "It was my fault," Pinkie admitted, "I told Mario that we had known the whole time that Twilight was panicking about her date with him to the Gala. And that she had found out about his feelings beforehand."

    "He felt like we set him up to be humiliated," Fluttershy added.

    "We left him alone to give him time to cool off," Rainbow continued, "we didn't know until we were on our way here that he had run away."

    "Princess, please understand that I never meant to hurt Mario," said Twilight sadly, "I just...panicked. I never really thought about the idea of him...having feelings for me and I...I just lost the courage to speak up, even saying sorry just didn't feel like it was enough. Now...he's gone...I'll never forgive myself if something's happened to him..." Princess Celestia just listened quietly before giving a long sigh.

    "It appears my worst fears have been realized," said Princess Celestia, "Follow me." Princess Celestia than guided them down a long hallway filled with various handmade stained glass windows.

    "I've called you here for a matter of great importance," Princess Celestia explained as she lead them down the hallway, "It seems an old foes of mine, someone I thought I had defeated long ago, had returned." As they continued down the hallway, Fluttershy then sees the light reflection of one of the windows on the ground.

    "His name...is Discord," said Princess Celestia as Fluttershy looked up and saw a large stained glass image of the draconequus in front of her.

    "Squee!" Fluttershy screamed and runs away from the image.

    "Discord is the mischievous spirit of disharmony," Princess Celestia continues to explain as she shows them another stained glass window of Discord controlling ponies like puppets, "Before my sister and I stood up to him, he ruled Equestria in an eternal state of unrest and unhappiness. Luna and I saw how miserable life was for the Earth ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns alike, so after discovering the Elements of Harmony..." She led them towards another stained glass of her and Luna surround a now stone version of Discord, "...we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone."

    "All right, Princess!" said Rainbow impressively, giving her a hoof pump.

    "I thought the spell we cast would keep him contained forever," Princess Celestia continued as they continued to venture further down the hall, "but since Luna and I are no longer connected to the Elements, the spell has been broken."

    "No longer connected?" said Twilight puzzled. It was then they arrived before a rather majestic looking door that was royal purple in color and coated with some gems.

    "This is Canterlot Tower," Princess Celestia told the six ponies, "where the Elements are kept since all of you recovered them. I need you to wield the Elements of Harmony once again and stop Discord before he thrusts all of Equestria into eternal chaos." Everypony just looked worried when Pinkie suddenly zipped away.

    "But why us?" Twilight asked, still not understand why it had to be the six of them, "Why don't you-"

    "Hey, look!" said Pinkie as she showed them a stained glass that showed them defeating Nightmare Moon, "We're famous!"

    "You seven showed the full potential of the Elements by harnessing the magic of your friendship to beat a mighty foe," said Princess Celestia.

    "But were missing Mario!" said Twilight, "he's the Seventh Element! We need him to bound and control the magic we unleashed!"

    "Until we can locate Mario, you will need rely on just the six main elements for now," Princess Celestia answered, "they were enough to defeat Discord then and they should be enough to defeat him now..." She raised her wings and the tone of her voice became more serious, "...Although Luna and I once wielded the Elements, it is you who control their power, and it is you who must defeat Discord!" Everypony flinched a bit at her tone and looked at each other. Twilight was a bit worried herself before she gave the Princess a determined look.

    "Princess Celestia, you can count on-"

    "Hold on a second!" said Pinkie, cutting Twilight off, as her eyes bulged at the idea of chocolate, "Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, you guys! Chocolate Rain! We could totally make Mario forgive us if we gave him lots of that! He loves chocolate after all!" Everypony just looked at her before Twilight just zipped over to the Princess.

    "Don't listen to her, Princess," said Twilight, "We're honored to use the Elements of Harmony." Princess Celestia then recomposed herself as she stuck her horn into a hole on the door and used her magic to activate it. Three sets of circles then lit up before the entire door glowed and opened before them. Everyone minus the Princess looked away from the bright light as they saw before them a jeweled chest.

    "Ooh, you can keep the Elements," said Rarity as Princess Celestia presented the chest to them, "I'll take that case!"

    "Have no fear, ponies," said Princess Celestia, "I have total confidence that you'll be able to defeat Discord with these!" She then opened the chest to find it...empty!

    "GASP!" everypony exclaimed as their jaws dropped. Everypony except for Pinkie that is.

    "Oh well," said Pinkie, "If anyone needs me, I'll be outside in the chocolate puddles with a giant swizzle straw." She then bounced away as everypony else was in too much shock to answer. Celestia just dropped the chest after she started to recompose herself.

    "The Elements!" Twilight exclaimed in shock, "They're gone!"

    "That chamber is protected by a powerful spell that only I can break!" said Princess Celestia as she paced back and forth with worry, "This doesn't make sense."

    Muwahahahaha!

    Suddenly an devious laughter echoes throughout the halls. Princess Celestia and the others look around but can't find the source of the laughter.

    "Make sense?" said a voice, "Oh, what fun is there in making sense?"

    "Discord..." said Princess Celestia, "Show yourself!" The draconequus chuckled.

    "Did you miss me, Celestia?" Discord asked as the stained glass image of him to comes to life, "I missed you. It's quite lonely being incased in stone, but you wouldn't know that, would you, because I don't turn ponies into stone!"

    "Enough!" said Princess Celestia sternly, "What have you done with the Elements of Harmony?"

    "Oh, I just borrowed them for a teensy little while," Discord replied casually as he snapped his fingers making himself disappear as well as the stained glass versions of all seven elements. Princess Celestia just rubbed a hoof impatiently on the carpet.

    "You'll never get away with this, Discord!" she said angrily.

    "Oh, I'd forgotten how grim you can be, Celestia," said Discord as he repapered in another stained glass window, looking rather bored, "It's really quite boring."

    "Hey! Nopony insults the Princess!" Rainbow makes an impluse charge at the glass, but then...

    SMACK!

    Rainbow hit the glass face first and Discord disappears easily to avoid getting hit. Rainbow has to literally peel her face off the glass as she tries to recover as Discord reappears.

    "Oh, you must be Rainbow Dash, famed for her loyalty, the Element of Harmony you represent," said Discord.

    "That's right!" said Rainbow definitely, "I'll always by loyal to the Princess!"

    "We'll see about that," said Discord as he disappears again.

    "I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a tacky window," said Rarity indignantly as Discord reappeared in the window next to her in a reclining position.

    "The beautiful Rarity," said Discord, "representing the element of generosity, if I'm not mistaken." Rarity looked rather uneasy as Applejack walked up to her looking very annoyed.

    "So you know who we are, big deal," said Applejack annoyed.

    "Oh, I know much more than that, honest Applejack," Discord answered, enlarging himself.

    "You seem to know our strengths too," said Twilight with a glare.

    "Yes, Twilight Sparkle," said Discord as he moved about the glass showing them with their elements, "and yours is the most powerful of all the elements, magic...oh wait, that's actually the second most powerful, the numero uno is the one belonging to a pony named Mario Star, the element of love. Ugh, so revolting...good thing he's already been...dealt with..." Everypony gasped.

    "No!" said Twilight in despair.

    "What have you done with my son?!" Princess Celestia demanded.

    "Umm, now where was I? Oh yes," said Discord with his claws on his hips, ignoring Celestia's question, "While Twilight is the element of magic, Fluttershy's is kindness, and Pinkie Pie's is a personal favorite of mine - laughter." Discord laughed as Pinkie snickered.

    "Pinkie!" Twilight scolded. After hearing that Discord has dealt with Mario, one would think Pinkie wouldn't be finding anything about this funny, but there she was laughing.

    "He's standing on your head!" Pinkie pointed out that Discord was doing the moon walk on head of the glass pony representing Twilight.

    "Stop stalling, Discord!" said Princess Celestia sternly, "What have you done with the Elements of Harmony and my son?"

    "Oh, so boring, Celestia," said Discord in annoyance, "Really? Fine, I'll tell you, but only tell you my way. To retrieve your missing Elements and your precious son, just make sense of this change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began." As Discord spoke, he shifted from one stained glass window to the next. The ponies struggle to keep track of him and follow his little riddle before he returns to the glass window of him using ponies as puppets and returns to being a mural.

    "Can we go home now?" Fluttershy asked feebly.

    "What do you reckon he meant?" Applejack asked everypony else, "Twists and turns and ending back where we started?"

    "Twists and turns...twists and turns...twists and turns!" said Twilight as she paced towards a window and then realized something, "That's it! I'll bet Discord hid the Elements in the palace labyrinth! Mario might be there as well."

    "Good luck, my little ponies," said Princess Celestia, "The fate of Equestria is in your hooves. And please...find my son and makes thing right. He needs you all."

    "Thanks, Princess, we will," Twilight answered, "We won't let you down." The six ponies made their exit as they ran out of the halls. Princess Celestia watches them leave when she hears the ominous laughter of Discord echoing down the hall once more.

    It didn't take much longer before all six ponies arrived at the entrance to the garden and they all gasped.

    "W-we have to go in there?" said Fluttershy, quivering fearfully.

    "Nope!" said Rainbow, "Dopey Discord forgot about these babies!" Rainbow then took off to the sky.

    "I'll just do a quick flyover and we'll have the elements in no time," said Rainbow but then a flash of light appeared. Rainbow suddenly came crashing down onto her back and then noticed that her back was...wingless.

    "My wings!" she exclaimed in horror. There was then another flash of light. Fluttershy's wings were gone as well.

    "EEEEEEEEEK!" Fluttershy screamed seeing her back was also wingless. Two more flashes of light removed the horns for both Rarity and Twilight. They gasped as they saw each other.

    "Your horn! My horn! AAAAAAAAAAH!" Twilight and Rarity said together as they screamed and fuss about in full panic. It was then the big bad lunatic himself made is LIVE debut before the ponies, laughing at them all, thunder clashing behind him. The six ponies all gather close together fearfully.

    "You-you should see the looks on your faces," he laughed, "Priceless!"

    "Give us our wings and horns back!" Twilight demanded.

    "You'll get them back in good time," said Discord, scratching his chin as he hovered about them, nudging Applejack flank, smirking at Rainbow and Fluttershy, and then tracing a finger over Twilight's chin, (the creep), "I simply took them to ensure there is no cheating. You see, this is the first rule of the game. No flying, and no magic."

    "The first rule?" said Rainbow wearily as discord headed over to a hedge to recline.

    "The second rule is everypony has to play or the game is over and I win," said Discord, "Oh, and you'll also be having a spectator to watch your progress. He's been looking forward to watch how you all will do today!" The other ponies looked puzzled until Discord realizing that the so called spectator didn't appear.

    "Today, today!" Discord sneered under his breath behind him, "that was your cue!"

    "Oh whatever!" a familiar voice bellow as Twilight's eyes shrunk. With a poof of a teleportation spell, there before them was another pony, his hooves and tail a dull shade of grey, wearing a dark cloak with a black rose pin on the front and a hoodie to cover his face so only his nose and horn were visible.

    "Hoods off during the show!" Discord shouted. The pony growled sternly before using his magic to lift the hood. The six ponies gasped in horror. There before them with his coat, mane, and tail in shades of grey, glaring at them sternly with ice cold grey eyes that had black circles under them...

    ...was Mario Star.

    "Mario..." said Twilight sadly. Mario wasted no time leaping off and stomping the ground around him, causing it to crack.

    "Say hello to today's special spectator," said Discord, "he's going to be watching to see how you all do." Mario said nothing but just glared at them all coldly. While none of them admitted to it, his glare gave them all a bad case of the goosebumps.

    "Mario, you're...you're working with Discord?" Rainbow said at last. Mario just snarled.

    "I work for nopony," said Mario in a now deep but cold tone, "I work alone. Discord said he help me get exactly what I've been wanting. Revenge." The other ponies felt their hearts break.

    "I thought love was something special," Mario snarled, "but you all proved to me just how foolish I was and to think I could ever be loved or accepted when all you did was lie to me and treat me like your little doormat!" Everypony felt rather guilty, especially Twilight.

    "Mario, please, don't let Discord do this..." Twilight said softly. `

    "I don't care what this lunatic does or has planned," said Mario darkly, "I'm not going to help you either. If you want your precious elements so badly then give it your best shot. I don't care about any of you and I don't need you either."

    "Mario..." Twilight said, her voice cracking.

    "You have no idea what is coming to you," said Mario with his back turned against them, "especially you, Twilight Sparkle!" Mario then did a giant leap back towards the top of the ledge, gave them a final glare before teleporting away.

    "Ugh, such a drama queen that one," said Discord, "but it certainly makes for a good plot twist! Good luck everypony!" Discord then disappeared, laughing as he did so. The other ponies were all shaken up, especially Twilight.

    "Now what are we going to do?" Pinkie said worried, "Mario's gone to the dark side! Soon he'll be wearing a black mask and telling ponies: I. am. your. father!" Pinkie deepened her voice to proof her point and breathing deeply.

    "He was only wearing a black cloak," Rainbow pointed out.

    "Give it time..." Pinkie warned. The others look unamused, but then they noticed that Twilight was looking very upset as she turned towards them with eyes that were fighting back tears.

    "What have I done?" she asked. The others didn't wait long before Applejack walked up to her.

    "Don't you worry about thing," said Applejack, "Let's focus on getting the elements and then we can find a way to deal with Mario." Twilight wiped her eyes and replaced her sadness with determination.

    "Never fear girls," said Twilight, "we have each other!"

    "Yeah," said Rainbow in agreement, "Like Twilight said, there's nothing we can't overcome if we all stick together!" They all smile in agreement before lining up side by side at the entrance to the labyrinth. With determined faces, they each take a firm stomp with a fore-hoof.

    "All right, girls, let's do this!" said Twilight.

    "Together!" they all shouted, but then they were all sent screaming as some hedge walls rose up and separated them all from each other. They also prevented them from leaving as well.

    "Stay calm, girls!" Twilight shouted as a "Brady Bunch" style screen appeared with her in the middle, "everypony had to the middle as quickly as you can, and we'll regroup there!"

    "Moving out!" said Rainbow from the upper left square.

    "See you in the center," said Rarity from the bottom right square.

    "Yee-haw," said Applejack from the bottom left square.

    "See you guys there!" said Pinkie in the upper right square. They all took down their pre-determined paths as Fluttershy appeared from below, gasping with fright.

    "What's that? Who's there?" Fluttershy exclaimed, "Girls!" The yellow Pegasus was given no answer. Mario just watched a short distance away.

    "And so it begins," he said with a devious smirk, "heh, heh, heh." He had no idea what Discord was going to do, but he knew it was going to be what they deserved.

    Applejack was just trying to move as quickly as she could to try and get the middle of the garden as fast as she could. Just as she passes a particular intersection, she notices three apple on the ground. When she approaches them, the start to roll away from her.

    "What in tarnation?" said Applejack as she chases after them. She is soon brought to an open area in the maze surrounded with various apple trees.

    "Where am I?" Applejack asks. The three apples began to circle before her as another apple clocks her on the head. The apples from the trees form three groups, red, light red, and green as they began to laugh and circle around her.

    "Who are y'all?" Applejack asked uneasily.

    "The keeper of the groove of truth," said the red apples as they formed two eyes and a smile, "You may ask us..."

    "...one question..." said the light-red apples.

    "...past, future, or present," said the green apples.

    "But be warned..." said the red apples.

    "...that the truth..." said the light-red apples.

    "...may not always be pleasant," said green apples.

    "All right then," said Applejack, feeling as uneasy as ever, "I don't trust this place worth a hill of beans, but I've got a really bad feeling about this feller Discord. What's gonna come of this mission we're on?"

    "For the answer you seek..." said the red apples as they head towards a pond.

    "...go ahead, take a peek," said the light-red apples. Applejack looked into the pond. It wasn't long before she saw all seven of her friends stand together in the middle of town.

    "I'm through with all of you!" Pond Mario shouted.

    "I hope I never see you again!" Pond Rainbow added.

    "Me too!" said Pond Fluttershy.

    "Fine!" Pond Pinkie added.

    "Fine!" Pond Rarity repeated.

    "It's settled then," said Pond Twilight before they all left their separate ways. Applejack was in shock.

    "No! Our friendship? Over?!" Applejack exclaimed as she lowered her hat. Unknowing to her, Discord was above, animating the apple clusters using puppet strings, chuckling to himself. Applejack looks into the pond and sees the entire event play in front of her eyes once again.

    "This just can't be the truth," said Applejack in disbelief.

    "When all the truth does..." said the light-red apples.

    "...is make your heart ache..." said the green apples as Discord reflected his face and eyes in them to stare at Applejack.

    "...sometimes a lie is easier to take..." said the green apples and Discord said together, laughing as Applejack was corrupted, and her entire coloring became a shade of grey. She just stood there frozen until a nearby hedge lowered itself to reveal Twilight.

    "Applejack! Thank goodness!" said Twilight happily, "I thought I heard voices over here! Who were you talking to?" To Twilight, there was no pool or any apples, just Applejack staring at hedge.

    "I was talking to...uh..nopony!" said Applejack quickly, shifting her eyes quickly and nervously, "Nopony whatsoever!"

    "What?" said Twilight in shock.

    "Nothing," said Applejack quickly, "Come on, uh, we best be going!" Applejack quickly left the area.

    "Did Applejack just...?" said Twilight but dismissed the idea, "Come on, Twilight, Applejack wouldn't lie." They left the area as Mario stood on top of the hedge. He had seen everything.

    "You are so naive my dear Twilight," said Mario as she walked away, "But you'll learn how painful the truth can be..."

    In another part of the maze, Pinkie was just whistling and bouncing about. She then comes to an area that is filled with lots of balloons with smiles on them. She could hear all the balloons laughing and having a good time as she made her way into the area.

    "Whee! This is the greatest balloon garden I've ever seen!" said Pinkie, enjoying herself, "This is the first balloon garden I've ever seen, but still! WAH!" Pinkie then tripped and splashed into some mud, now the balloons surround her and continue to laugh at her expense.

    "Hey, what gives?" Pinkie asked, now covered in mud. It was then Discord arrived.

    "What's the matter, Pinkie Pie?" said Discord, "I thought you appreciated a good laugh?"

    "It's different," Pinkie protested, "They're laughing at me." Discord then put a balloon over his face so he can keep talking through it.

    "It's hardly different," said Discord, "Your friends laugh at you all the time."

    "My friends laugh with me, not at me," Pinkie protested.

    "Oh really?" said Discord as he hovered near her and started to circle her, laughing at her. Pinkie tried to follow the balloon as the other balloons continued to laugh at her as well. Some turning into the faces of her other friends as they laughed at her too.

    "No! Stop it!" Pinkie begged, feeling a bit dizzy as she cowered to the ground, but the laughter got louder until the green balloon looked directly at her.

    "Oh, poor Pinkie Pie," said Discord, "And here I thought laughter made you happy." Pinkie was instantly corrupted and her coloring grayed when she gave the balloon a stern glare.

    "Happy?" Pinkie said in stone serious tone, "I don't think so." It was then all the balloons popped and Pinkie was left alone. Twilight and Applejack found her right after the balloons were gone.

    "Pinkie Pie!" Twilight exclaimed, "Are we glad to see you!" Twilight rushed over until Pinkie gave her a death glare.

    "Oh are you are, huh?" Pinkie snarled, "Why need a good laugh?" Pinkie stomped away and past Applejack, who just watched her pass without a word.

    "Pinkie?" said Twilight in shock, "What do you suppose has her so upset? It's not like her."

    "I didn't notice anything strange about Pinkie," said Applejack quickly before turning around to leave the area as well.

    "Weird," said Twilight, feeling rather puzzled, "Better pick up the pace before the stress of this gets the better of all of us." As Twilight walked away, she failed to see the sinister smile of Discord's Balloon behind her. Mario, standing above the hedge to the area, just rolled his eyes.

    "Always knew that Pinkie could dish out jokes, but couldn't take being the joke herself," Mario muttered aloud, "Pitiful. Maybe this will teach her twice to take a hint when a pony can't stand her."

    Rarity was just walking about the garden in a snooty manner.

    "I was expecting an audience with the Princess," said Rarity to herself, "Not outdoor sports. Augh! Oh my..." Rarity then comes to stop as she sees a rather large wall with three diamonds on the center of it. Discord then appears in the reflection of all three diamonds.

    "Welcome to your lucky day, Rarity," said Discord, "You've found the one thing in Equestria that could rival my face for sheer beauty. What do you think? You like?" A bright light begins to flash before Rarity.

    "Yes...I like very much," said Rarity as she is starting to be corrupted, but stops herself and shakes her head, "No! No, I shan't succumb to such fabulousness. Must...get to the center...to meet the others." Rarity dragged her hooves to fight the temptation, but in the end give into it, turning grey and becoming corrupted.

    "Mine!" said Rarity as she used her fore-hooves to dig and break down the wall. By the time she had finished, the wall was in ruins and she was very dirty.

    "Well, Rarity, it took forever, but it was worth it," she told herself, "who knew three little gemstones would turn out to be this handsome hunk of a diamond?" There before Rarity was diamond the size of a full grown stallion, "Now to get you home." Rarity grunts as she uses all her strength to lift the diamond on her back. The rubble then disappears as Twilight, Pinkie, and Applejack arrive.

    "Rarity! Are we glad to see.." said Twilight before she saw that the grayed out marshmallow pony was doing, "Why are you carrying a humungous boulder?"

    "What do you mean, "boulder"?" said Rarity as she puts it down and rubs a fore-hoof on it. This big beautiful bedazzling rock is a diamond!" She then got into Twilight's face.

    "And it's all mine!" Rarity shouted, "keep your envious little eyes off it! I found it and it's mine, fair and square!" She then grunted as she lifted the "diamond" and carried it away. Twilight just looks at Rarity worried as the others walk by without another word. Mario just rolls his eyes at what had happened.

    "Pathetic," he snorted, "I already knew Rarity would do that. Then again...I'd love to see the look on her face when she finally goes to the spa to clean up. Hope you're ready to sell the boutique sweetie. It'll cost you that much to fix that hoof-i-cure! Ha!" Mario then teleported away.

    As for Fluttershy, she was timidly trying to find her way through the maze as she popped out of one hedge and made her way through, her teeth chattering fearfully.

    "Okay, I can do this," said Fluttershy, trying to pep talk to herself, "I can...EEEEK!" Fluttershy then was frightened as three pink butterflies appear and dives back into a hedge wall with her back end and tail sticking out. But then turns around and smiles excitedly.

    "Oh wait a minute...butterflies?" said Fluttershy excitedly as she took off after them, "Wait! Don't leave me here!" It wasn't long before she lost sight of them. The three butterflies reappear before her, now showing they have the same facial features as Discord.

    "Fluttershy, looks like you've been left behind by your so-called friends, huh?" said one butterfly.

    "Oh no," said Fluttershy, "I'm certain they're doing their best to find me."

    "Well, it must be so upsetting to know how weak and helpless they think you are," said the butterfly.

    "Not at all," answered Fluttershy, "I am weak and helpless and I appreciate their understanding." Fluttershy seemed to have a good answer to the butterfly's attempts to make her doubt herself, and it was really getting on the butterfly's nerves.

    "Yes...Well," the butterfly retorted, showing its patience was thinning out, "surely, it burns you up..."

    "Not really," Fluttershy responded, "In fact, I think I'm awfully lucky to have friends who want me to be the best I can be." That was the melting point.

    "Oh, for goodness sake!" Discord snapped, corrupting Fluttershy by pressing a finger on the top of head like it was activation button, "You've been kind for far too long, my dear. Time to be cruel. Arrivederci!" Discord then poofed away indignantly when the other ponies arrived.

    "Fluttershy! I'm so glad to see a friendly face," said Twilight as she approached her, "This awful labyrinth is getting to everypony." Rarity was just quiet with her "diamond" on her back. Applejack just growled and Pinkie gave her a raspberry. Fluttershy just glares at her.

    "Aw, boo-hoo-hoo!" said Fluttershy in a tone that made a pony wonder if she and Diamond Tiara had switched bodies, "Why don't you wave your magical little horn and make everything alright?"

    "Uh..." said Twilight stunned by the snarky comment.

    "Oh, that's right," said Fluttershy snootily, "You can't. You don't have one." Fluttershy then snapped her tail into Twilight's face as she walked away.

    "What is happening to my friends?" said Twilight as Fluttershy kicked Pinkie in a hedge. Applejack laughed at the pink pony as she fell out.

    "And what are you laughing at?" Pinkie snarled.

    "Chocolate milk," said Applejack with a fake innocent tone. Twilight just looks stunned at the whole scene.

    "Little help here!" Rarity called, feeling exhausted from carrying her "diamond" as Twilight goes to help.

    "Thanks Twilight," said Rarity.

    "You're welcome-"

    "But don't get any idea about my gem!" Rarity warned before Twilight could finish, "I know where you live." Twilight just flinched away at her tone before they moved on. Mario was just watching from above when Discord parked himself nearby.

    "Way to keep your cool," Mario remarked bluntly. Discord mocked his comment.

    "Well, are you at least enjoying the revenge?" Discord asked.

    "Considering the show was free," Mario answered in the same tone, "It's satisfactory I guess."

    "Then my job is done," said Discord, "Oh wait! There's still one more!" Discord then vanished as Mario rolled his eyes and jumped behind the ledge.

    Rainbow was just making her way through the area in a stealthy but quick manner, zooming from one hedge intersection to another. It was then she heard some thunder clash and saw a paper thin cloud shooting rainbow lightning bolts from it.

    "I've got you now, element," said Rainbow as she chased after the cloud. She was then brought to a stop when she saw Discord lounging between two trees using some clouds for a hammock.

    "Oh, I can see why you like these clouds so much," Discord remarked, "Very plush."

    "Get off there and put 'em up!" said Rainbow, standing on her hind legs and punched about with her fore-hooves, "Come on! Let's go!"

    "Hey, I'm here to deliver a message!" said Discord as he climbed off the hammock.

    "I've got a message for you too!" Rainbow retorted, still giving jabs with her fore-hoof.

    "Listen closely, this is important," said Discord in a serious tone, "A weighty choice is yours to make: a right selection of a big mistake. If a wrong choice, you chose to pursue, the foundations of home will crumble without you." The paper thunder cloud began to spin, showing Rainbow a vision of Cloudsdale crumbling into ruins and other Pegasus ponies fleeing for their lives. Rainbow gasped in horror as the corruption begins to take effect as Discord presents her with a box.

    "That box contains your wings," said Discord, "You can take them and leave the game, or you can carry on aimlessly wandering the maze. Your choice." Rainbow just stood stiff. Mario was standing on a hedge behind her, smirking deviously as she watched Rainbow make her choice.

    As for the rest of the group, they were just walking about quietly as Twilight was left in the back carrying Rarity's "diamond" alone.

    "Must...find...Rainbow Dash," Twilight panted, trying to stay positive, "as a team...we're unstoppable. Rainbow Dash won't let us down."

    "Well, looky there," said Applejack as Twilight caught up with her, "Rainbow Dash is flying away. She's abandonin' us."

    "Now I know that's a lie," said Twilight as she set the rock down and then gasped as she saw that Rainbow was flying away into the sky, "How can it be?" There was a clash of thunder as the entire garden lowered itself into the ground, leaving nothing but a large shallow valley where the labyrinth once stood. Discord then appeared before then all.

    "Well, well, well," said Discord, "somepony broke the "no wings, no magic" rule." He then snapped his finger to return Twilight and Rarity's horns, and Fluttershy's wings before getting into Twilight's face, "Game's over, my little ponies. You didn't find your precious elements. Looks like we might be due for a big old storm of chaos!" Discord than laughed manically as the thunder and lightning clashed behind him as he opened an upside down umbrella. Twilight just looks at him fearfully before she sees Mario standing just a few yards away.

    "Mario! Please!" Twilight called out, "Please! Help us!" Mario just glared at her, snarling before he turned and walked away. Twilight felt her heart break as Mario disappeared out of sight.

    (To be Continued)

    Ugh, let me just say that I really didn't enjoy writing this chapter, especially with Mario being so cold and indifferent. But it's what you guys wanted to see I guess.

    Peace Pony Fans...

    30. Return of Harmony Part 2

    Return of Harmony Part 2

    Ponies Log Number 202: Even when it seems all hope is lost and you wanna give up, you learn just how powerful the magic of friendship can be when you fight for it...

    (As I mentioned in the first season, I don't do the "previously on My Little Pony segments)

    (theme song)

    Discord just continued to laugh at Twilight and the rest of her group. Twilight just looks rather devastated until Pinkie took offense to Discord's laughter.

    "And what are you laughing at!?" Pinkie snapped.

    "Oh, you ponies are just the most fun I've had in eons," he replied, wiping the tears from his eyes from all his chuckles. It was then Pinkie got right into his face.

    "Well, quit it!" said Pinkie angrily, "You'd better think before you laugh at the Pink...ie Pie!" Pinkie just made a pouty face as Discord just smirked.

    "Oh yeah?" Fluttershy remarked, "Well ha, ha."

    "Quit it!" Pinkie demanded.

    "No, ha, ha," Fluttershy replied, laughing again.

    "Quit it!" Pinkie screamed with her fore-hooves on her head.

    "No, ha ha-ha ha ha," said Fluttershy. As they were going at it, AJ just casually walked from behind Rarity's so called "diamond".

    "Uh...Rarity?" Applejack said casually, "This here diamond of yours. Twilight said we should split it six ways since we, uh, found it together." Applejack then gasped silently as she was suddenly karate kicked away from the "diamond".

    "HI YAH!" Rarity shouted standing on her hind legs, "Try it punk. He's mine. All mine! Ya! Ya! Ya!" Rarity then continued to try karate kicking and punching at Applejack, who simply backed away nervously. Twilight just watched the ruckus unfold.

    "Girls, why are you all acting like this?" Twilight demanded but received no answer.

    "Quit it!" Pinkie shouted at Fluttershy, "Stop it!"

    "We need to stick together!" Twilight told them.

    "Ha, ha," Fluttershy responded to Pinkie's rants. It was then Discord reappeared as he sat on a sofa with a box of popcorn laughing at them all.

    "It's just too entertaining," he said aloud and then summoned Mario to sit with him on the sofa to enjoy the show, though by the look on his face, Mario clearly didn't want to.

    "Stop it, Discord," Twilight scolded, "You're not playing fair." Discord raised an eyebrow as he munched on the popcorn.

    "You hear that Mario?" said Discord, "She's complaining this isn't fair!" Mario growled his teeth and teleported to her.

    "FAIR!?" Mario barked as he got into her face, "I'll tell you what's not fair. Spending a lifetime trying to get a little love and attention from the one pony you were closest to and getting NOTHING in return!"

    "Mario you can't seriously say you want Discord to win!" Twilight retorted as she got another icy glare from him.

    "I don't care if he wins or loses," Mario retorted sternly, "All I care about is making you pay for what you did! If you can't find a way to defeat Discord, that is nopony's business but yours! Now if you'll excuse me..." Mario then made a black helmet appear on his head and teleported to Applejack, who had managed to get Rarity to stop karate chopping at her.

    "Applejack," said Mario, the helmet emphasizing his breathing and making his voice deeper, "Granny never told you what happened to your father." Applejack's eyes shrunk before she looked indignant.

    "Granny Smith told me everything about my pa," said Applejack, "Past and present."

    "No Applejack," said Mario slowly, "I. Am, Your father." Applejack eyes shrunk again and her lips quivered.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Applejack screamed loudly as she threw her head back in devastation. She was soon whimpering to herself as she rocked back and forth on her back holding her hind legs with her fore-hooves. Discord was laying on the couch laughing himself crazy.

    "That's...that's rich! Oh, oh! That was too rich!" he laughed heartily, "Who knew Mister Sunshine still had a sense of humor?" Pinkie glared as Fluttershy rolled her eyes.

    "See! I told you he was gonna start doing that!" Pinkie told them.

    "Ha ha," Fluttershy replied.

    "STOP IT!" Pinkie bellowed.

    "Anyways, getting back to the subject at hand," said Discord as he got out of his sofa and walked up to Twilight, "I'm not playing fair? Perhaps we haven't met. I'm Discord, the spirit of chaos and disharmony. Hello." Discord didn't resist getting right into Twilight's face.

    "How are we supposed to find the Elements of Harmony when you took away the labyrinth before we could get to the end?" Twilight demanded. Discord just looks at her.

    "Oh, wait, did you..." Discord began to laugh once again, "How funny! You thought the Elements were in the labyrinth?" Twilight was left stunned as Discord transported her back to when he was talking to them through the stained glass in the castle hallway.

    "Twists and turns are my master plan. Then find the Elements back where you began." Twilight just listened as Discord just smirked deviously at her from the side before returning them both to the present.

    "I never said they were in the labyrinth," said Discord.

    "Looks like Miss Detail forgot to use her brain," Mario remarked with a smirk. Twilight was still too dumbfounded that she had misunderstood the riddle.

    "But...but..."

    "Keep trying, Twilight Sparkle," Discord interrupted in a mocking tone, "Maybe the magic of friendship can help you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some chaos to wreak." Discord took a few steps away before snapping his fingers to disappear.

    "Looks like you've got your work cut out for you," said Mario darkly, his helmet now removed, "I'd wish you luck...but I won't." Mario then teleported away. Twilight just stood there stunned as a large collection of cotton candy clouds filled the sky. With a clash of thunder, the clouds poured down their chocolate rain on the ponies.

    "Chocolate milk?" Pinkie exclaimed, "I hate chocolate milk!" Twilight just looked annoyed, now wet as she grunts in frustration.

    "Think, Twilight, think!" Twilight told herself as she tapped her forehead, ""Find the Elements back where you began". Back where you began." As Twilight continued to think, Applejack had decided to jump on top of Rarity's "diamond" as she was crying to carry it away.

    "Don't touch my gem!" Rarity shouted.

    "I'm touching your gem, Rarity," said Fluttershy as she tapped her hoof on it, "Ha, ha."

    "What'chu laughin' at?" Pinkie snapped.

    "Ugh, I just wanna go home...," said Twilight before lowering her head in exasperation, but then something clicked, "...wait a minute...Home! "Back where you began!" The Elements must be in...Ponyville!" Within a few minutes, the five ponies had made their way towards Ponyville, which has now been altered to fit the king of chaos and disharmony. Several trees and buildings are hovering in the air, chocolate milk is continuing to rain in random places, even town hall is floating by itself upside down.

    "Come on, girls," said Twilight excitedly as she lead the four grumbling ponies down the path to Ponyville, "I'm certain this is what Discord's riddle meant. If we get back to the library, I have a book that I just know can give us a clue. Ah!" Twilight was then taken by surprise when Angel and a collection of his bunny-deer friends stampeded right over Twilight, leaving her dizzy with a messy mane and hoof-marks on her back.

    "Good boy Angel," said Fluttershy with sinister smirk, "Mama's so proud." Then the sun instantly set and the moon rose, turning day into night.

    "Wow, I can see so much better now," said Applejack sarcastically when suddenly the road was coated in soap, "Whoa!" Applejack slid forward as she crashed through the three other corrupted ponies, knocking them over before she came to a stop before Twilight.

    "I meant to do that," said Applejack.

    "Wah! Ahh! Whoa!" Twilight exclaimed as she struggled to stand up before she tumbling onto her stomach with a plop, "Discord's turned our dirt roads into soap!" The sun then rose back into the sky, as Discord skates by.

    "Beautiful isn't it?" said Discord as he stood before the altered Ponyville, "This is the new and improved Ponyville, and these are only my first changes." Twilight just looked as Pinkie slid on the soap behind her.

    "This may look like fun," Pinkie remarked, "but it's not."

    "Ugh," Twilight groaned before Discord reappeared and scooped Twilight up so she could get a better look at the town.

    "Picture it," said Discord, "The chaos capital of the world." It was then day turned back into night again.

    "I can't picture anything," said Twilight indignantly, "It's too dark." Discord then lets Twilight go so she drops into the soap on her back.

    "Well, wait a few minutes and you'll see it in the beautiful light of day," said Discord, "or not." He then made a ballerina style posed as he disappeared.

    "Ponyville, the chaos capital of the world," said Twilight before narrowing her eyes in determination, "Not if I have anything to say about it."

    "Don't worry," said Fluttershy as she skated by, "You won't." Fluttershy just laughed at her as Twilight just groaned to herself.

    After what ended up being a long walk, night turned back into day again as they arrived just outside the Grand Oaks Library. It should be noted that the grounds and hills now had a checker pattern design on them.

    "Okay, we're here," said Twilight, slightly pleading, "Everyone please, please, please, just go inside, please?"

    "I absolutely refuse," said Applejack but headed inside anyway.

    "With pleasure," said Fluttershy as she entered next.

    "I hate libraries!" Pinkie fumed. As each pony made their way inside, the coloring of their coats, manes, and tails became complete shades of grey and now void of any color. Twilight just moaned to herself. Rarity was still grunting as she tried to carry her "diamond" inside.

    "Pleeease, we gotta hurry!" said Twilight as she got behind Rarity.

    "Forget it, Twilight," Rarity retorted, "I know what you're up to. The second I go in, you'll have your little minion Spike come and take Tom!"

    "Tom?" said Twilight indignantly. It was one thing to be greedy but to actually name the "diamond" was just taking that greed to a whole new level.

    "Well, it's not going to work," Rarity retorted as she rubbed a fore-hoof on her "diamond". As she did so, her coloring went completely grey as well. Twilight was more annoyed at Rarity to really take much notice.

    "You're not going in without him, are you?" Twilight realized in a blunt tone.

    "Mm-mm," Rarity answered.

    "Fine!" Twilight growls angrily and scoops up "Tom" into her back and carries it inside. It was then Mario landed nearby with a plop on his stomach. He had been teleported to the Library against his will.

    "Discord!" he sneered, "I said I've seen enough. I don't..." He then caught sight of something in window.

    "Oh this should be fun..." he said with a devious smirk on his face as he looked in the window. Inside, Spike had fallen asleep trying to mop the floor of the Library and was snoozing with the mop in his hands. It was then a pair of hooves grabbed the bucket that was still full of water and dumped it into Spike.

    SLOOSH!

    "Ah! Brrr!" said Spike as he woke up with a start and shakes himself off like a dog when he see Fluttershy smirking. Mario was even laughing sinisterly, finding the cruel joke funny himself.

    "What did you do that for, Fluttershy?" Spike asked, surprised she had done such a prank.

    "'Cause you looked so peaceful," Fluttershy answered in a sweet tone that was anything but friendly.

    "I...uh...huh?" Spike stuttered as he wrung out his tail, puzzled by Fluttershy's behavior when there was a crash behind him. Twilight had ended up creating a hole on the area where her front door was trying to get "Tom" inside.

    "Careful, Twilight!" Rarity retorted, "You'll ruin his beautiful finish."

    "Oh, for the love of..."

    "Twilight," said Spike, cutting of her remark as he walked up to her, "what's going on? Why does everyone look so...gray?" Spike was given death glares from all the gray colored ponies as Twilight just glared back at them.

    "Don't ask," Twilight answered bluntly, "I need you to help me find something."

    "Hey, Twilight, what's soaking wet and clueless?" Fluttershy asked.

    "Fluttershy, I've had just about enough-"

    SPLASH!

    "Your face!" Fluttershy called out as she dumped water on Twilight, soaking her and then slammed the bucket on her head with a CLANG. Mario was now on his back laughing.

    "You so got that right!" Mario remarked as he continued to laugh at Twilight.

    "What's happen to everypony?" Spike asked in confusion.

    "I guess you just bring out the worst in us Spike," said Applejack coldly as she walked by from behind.

    "Ugh, no time to explain," said Twilight, now dry and the bucket removed, feeling her patience thinning out quickly, "We've got to find the reference guide to the Elements of Harmony before somepony does something she'll regret!" Twilight gave the four ponies a death glare, but the others weren't paying attention. AJ was just tuning her out, Pinkie looked bored, and Rarity was just giving Fluttershy the stink eye while holding "Tom" as the pegasus was taunting and sticking her tongue out at Rarity. Outside, Mario just smirked from his window.

    "Hopefully, someone will," he remarked.

    "The Elements of Harmony?" said Spike as he made his way up a tall ladder to find the book Twilight was looking for, "Oh, I know exactly where that book is." He then grabbed the book from the shelf.

    "Found it!" said Spike, only for Fluttershy to tear it right of his hands.

    "Fluttershy, you'd better give me that book!" Twilight demanded.

    "Keep away!" Fluttershy sing-sang before tossing the book to Applejack.

    "Hey! Applejack give me that book!" Twilight retorted as she tried to intercept it, but as soon as the book landed on AJ's back, the gray country pony bucked it away.

    "I don't have any book," Applejack said right after. The book headed towards, Pinkie, who used her back end to send it flying back to Fluttershy.

    "Pinkie! You guys! Stop it right now!" Twilight yelled as the book traveled in the same pattern two more times, Mario was just watching everything with a smirk in his face, enjoying Twilight's misery. Then when the book headed to Fluttershy...

    "Ugh," Spike grunted as he tackled Fluttershy, causing the Pegasus to miss catching the book and it landed on the floor. Twilight went over to pick it up with her magic when...

    "Mine!" Rarity screamed as she used her magic to intercept it and ran off.

    "Hey, do you even know what you just stole?" Twilight retorted angrily.

    "No, but if you want it, I want it!" Rarity replied as Twilight gave chase. Twilight dives at Rarity, but misses and hit her head hard as a result. After a strained groan, Twilight's patience has hit its breaking point.

    "GIVE ME THAT BOOK!" Twilight screamed loudly as she tried to chase after Rarity again. Rarity attempts to trip up Twilight by knocking down an object from the middle table, but Twilight jumps over it. Fluttershy then swoops in lift Rarity in the air so Twilight runs smack into "Tom". It doesn't take long before Twilight recovers. Pinkie just keeps glaring as Applejack looks indifferent.

    "Where is she?" Twilight demands, "Where's Rarity?"

    "Beat me," Applejack replied before Twilight dives at her.

    "LIES!" Twilight exploded as she attacks her and the others soon join the dust cloud as well. A cat yowl and plenty of fighting noises can be heard before Twilight finally dives out of the fighting cloud with the book. Fluttershy and Pinkie growl as they try to approach the purple pony as Twilight hugged the book like a stuffed animal. Spike held up a scroll in his hand to guard her...or maybe even act as a shield to protect the purple pony.

    "Get back! All of you!" Twilight yelled, "This is my book, and I'm going to READ IT!" Spike managed to keep the other ponies at bay while Twilight opened the book. Mario was disappointed.

    "Will somepony do something?" Mario shouted from the window, "I was having fun! HEY!" Mario felt somepony teleport him away and he found that he was now inside the library trapped in the air by a magical glow that he couldn't break out of. And he tried too!

    "Did you think I couldn't hear you out there!" Twilight barked as she continued to search her book, "Maybe you can finally be useful!"

    "Get me out of this you pathetic excuse for a unicorn!" Mario demanded angrily, trying harder to break out of the glow, "I ain't helping even if you were the last pony on Earth!" Twilight ignored him when she gasped at what she saw inside the book.

    "The Elements," Twilight exclaimed as she saw all seven pieces of jewelry with their respective gems in them.

    "The Elements!" Twilight repeated again, "There were here all along!"

    "Took you long enough," Mario remarked, "even I knew that."

    "Well, why didn't you...oh never mind..." Twilight remarked, not feeling it worth asking why Mario didn't help.

    "Yeah, just tune me out like always do you good for nothing!" Mario snapped, "You sicken me!" Twilight felt a light ache in her heart hearing that when Spike knelt beside her.

    "This is great!" said Spike, reminding her of the Elements, "Now you guys can defeat Discord and put everything back to normal!"

    "See, you guys?" said Twilight, feeling much better about things, "We did it! We found the Elements of Harmony! Together!" The others, including Mario, just looked rather bored as Applejack just yawned to herself. Fluttershy was just messing up Pinkie's mane to entertain herself.

    "You don't even care, do you?" Twilight remarked, seeing the moment was gone.

    "No!" they all answered.

    "All you're gonna do is just go out there and make a fool of yourself," Mario remarked in his cold tone. Twilight just sighed.

    "I never thought it would happen," said Twilight sadly, "my friends..." She then lifted her head, looking furious.

    "...have turned into complete JERKS!" Twilight snapped. Mario laughed.

    "Right, you keep telling yourself that," said Mario, knowing the real reason for the other ponies' behavior. Twilight just growled as she used her magic to lift all the Elements.

    "Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! Necklace! Headband! And...big crown thingy!" Twilight called out angrily as she slapped on everyone's elements.

    "It's called a tiara, princess!" Mario sneered.

    "Come on, everypony, let's go!" said Twilight as she ventured forward, keeping Mario trapped in her magic so he couldn't leave.

    "But Twilight," Spike protested, "aren't you missing somepony?"

    "Nope, we've got the liar, the grump, the hoarder, the brute, and Darth Hater," said Twilight as each pony was shown as she said their new nicknames. Spike looked a little bored at the last one.

    "Did Mario seriously put on a dark helmet and say "I'm your father" to somepony?" he asked wearily.

    "DADDY!" Applejack exclaimed, ready to cry, until she noticed everypony looking at her before saying bluntly, "uh...that wasn't me." Applejack just looked away snootily. Mario snickered.

    "All too easy," Mario remarked as the others just rolled their eyes at them.

    "Oh brother," said Spike, "but what about Rainbow Dash?" He was soon given an answer when Twilight put on the necklace with the loyalty element on Spike's neck.

    "Congratulations, Spike, you're the new Rainbow Dash!" Twilight answered sternly, "Now let's go!"

    "Me?" Spike exclaimed with a gasp, "B-b-but what if she finds out I've been impersonating her?" Spike moaned as his body shuttered nervously.

    "That won't end well..." Spike added fearfully.

    "Too bad, you're Rainbow Dash," Twilight retorted sternly, "Now let's go defeat Discord so we don't ever have to talk to each other again!"

    "Yeah! Woo-hoo! Finally!" said all the other ponies as made their way out of the Library (Twilight dragged Mario out) as they ran right over Spike, except for Rarity, who was trying to, once again, move "Tom". This time, Twilight was in no mood to negotiate.

    "Move!" Twilight snapped before calling out, "Look out, here comes Tom!"

    "I thought it was Jonny?" Mario remarked as he hovered helplessly outside, "GAH!" Mario yelped as "Tom" came barreling out of Twilight's upper balcony door and landed with a THUD outside, just missing Pinkie and nearly smacking into Mario as "he" came out.

    "Watch where you toss that thing!" Mario yelled as Twilight and Rarity poked their heads outside. Discord is just a few feet away, waiting for them.

    "Well, well, well," he remarked, "I see you've found the Elements of Harmony. How terrifying!" Applejack and Pinkie just look at each other fearfully, but Twilight just stands before him bravely.

    "Discord!" she said boldly, "I've figured out your lame riddle! You're in for it now!"

    "I certainly am," said Discord, not showing any real fear or concern, "You've clearly out-dueled me, and now it's time to meet my fate." Discord them put on some sun shades.

    "I'm prepared to be defeated now, ladies..." Discord remarked.

    "HEY!" Mario barked angrily.

    "...and extra," Discord continued as he created a red and white target on his stomach, "Fire when ready."

    "Formation, now!" Twilight commended.

    "Eh," all the other ponies replied as Twilight finally let Mario go behind her.

    ""Rainbow Dash", get over here," Twilight commanded. Spike gulped as he stood where Rainbow would have been.

    "All right, let's get this over with," said Twilight.

    "Please do," said Mario bluntly, "someone of us have lives to get back to." Twilight just glared before closing her eyes in order to tap into the power of her Element, making her body rise into the air and her eyes were now glowing white as she opened them. All the other elements minus Mario's began to activate and made them all rise into the air. Discord looks intrigued as a bright light surrounds the six floating ponies, even lowering his shades with worry. But then, the bright light faded and they all fell...right on top of a bored looking Mario.

    "I'm always the fall guy," Mario groaned.

    "What's going on?" Twilight asked when the Element power faded out.

    "Mine's workin'," said Applejack, "There must be somethin' wrong with yours."

    "I HATE the Elements of Harmony!" Pinkie snapped.

    "Hmph! Garbage!" said Fluttershy as she tossed her to the ground.

    "MINE!" said Rarity as she grabbed it for herself. Mario then took his off.

    "Rarity, want the gem? want the gem?" said Mario, taunting her like a puppy as he held its favorite toy in his hoof, making Rarity hunch over and wag her tail, "FETCH!" Mario then tossed his headband away and Rarity took off after it.

    "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!" Rarity screamed excitedly as she ran after the tossed headband and out of sight.

    "Sorry Twilight," said Spike as he set Rainbow's element on the ground, "I guess I'd better get back upstairs and clean up the library. Good luck with all this-whoa!" Spike had just turned to leave when Fluttershy use her tail to trip him up so he fell on his face.

    "Oops, sorry, Rainbow Crash," Fluttershy said mockingly and then chuckled to herself.

    "Bravo, ponies, bravo!" said Discord as he applauded them and made some random noises, "Harmony in Equestria is officially dead! Discord rules, Celestia drools." He began to laugh as Twilight growls, flashing her teeth angrily at him before Discord skates away on another soapy road.

    "It's your fault it didn't work!" Pinkie shouted.

    "Who are you talking to?" Twilight asked puzzled.

    "Any of you! ALL OF YOU!" Pinkie snapped, "I'm outta here!" Pinkie stomped away.

    "I better go, too," said Applejack as she walked off in another direction, "I've got new better friends waiting for me at the farm.

    "Yeah! I'm sick of you losers," Fluttershy added as she flew away.

    "FINE! Leave!" Twilight yelled to all of them, "See if I care! I don't need you guys either! With friends like you, who...needs...enemies?" Twilight felt very sad.

    "Finally figured that out slowpoke?" Mario taunted as he turned to leave himself. Twilight could feel her temper flare as she looked at him walking away.

    "How could you?!" Twilight screamed, "How could you let this happen to us!?" Mario froze as he made his way over to Twilight as she glared at him. Mario glared back.

    "Since you can't figure it out," said Mario darkly, "I'll simply it for you in words that a magic kindergartner can understand." It was then Mario dealt...his final blow.

    "I...hate you."

    Twilight's stern demeanor crumbled instantly as her eyes widened and she lowered her head in defeat. Mario smirked.

    Yes my dear Twilight! Now you know what it feels like to have your heart broken just like you broke my own heart! How does it feel? How...how...

    Mario then felt his icy glare soften as Twilight's purple coat, mane, and tail, turned gray.

    Wait...she's...corrupted?! But...but...that wasn't supposed to happen?! No! She was just supposed to suffer! Feel the pain I've been feeling!

    He then noticed a small tear fall from her eyes, creating the shape of a heart that had been broken into two. She turned and walked away slowly. The coldness in his heart was soon replaced by something far more painful...guilt and shame. That feeling it was soon evident on his face.

    No! I...I broke her spirit! I broke Twilight's spirit!

    No...

    What...

    What have I done?

    "What have I done?" Mario croaked, his voice now normal, as he could feel the tears building up fast in his eyes. It was then he heard some clapping behind him.

    "Well done Mario! Well done!" said Discord, "as if her friends all abandoning her wouldn't have broken her, your words simply did the trick!" Mario felt his bottom lip quiver.

    "It looks like you got just what you wanted, my boy," Discord added, "Sweet Revenge. How does it feel to know you destroyed Twilight Sparkle?" Mario's eyes became glossy as the pain inside his heart became unbearable.

    "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

    Mario gave the loudest and most sorrowful wail his lungs could muster as he began to weep loudly. Discord was taken aback a bit before giving the sobbing pony an eye roll.

    "Oh for goodness sake!" Discord retorted indignantly, "What's with the water works? This is what you wanted! For Twilight to pay for hurting you?" Mario just continued to cry loudly as Discord grunted in irritation.

    "Will you get over it?" Discord remarked, "It's not like she ever loved or appreciated you anyway! She had this coming!" Mario just kept crying loudly.

    "Oh fine, if you're going to act a like a baby, then I'll treat you like one!" Discord remarked as he snapped his fingers and put Mario, now looking like a baby foal with a diaper and baby bonnet, also still wearing his black cloak, just kept wailing inside a distorted baby crib. Discord then shoved a plushie of himself and a bottle of chocolate milk into his fore-hooves.

    "There! That outta keep your quiet," he told Mario, who just stopped crying as he looked at the two items before squirting the bottle of milk in his face and throwing the doll at his head before crying even louder.

    "Oh for crying out loud!" Discord snapped, losing his patience, "You know what fine! Whatever! Just remember Mario, you brought this on yourself! Go cry me a new road or something! I'm a ruler of chaos! Not a babysitter!" With a snap of his fingers, he returned Mario to normal and walked away, but Mario was still sobbing too loudly for the draconequus to get back to enjoying himself.

    "Oh curse that infernal noise!" Discord shouted before pulling off his antlers, which he apparently used as his ears, before teleporting away, leaving Mario feeling broken, guilty, and alone.

    Meanwhile, poor Twilight was just slowly walking about Ponyville as a cotton candy cloud just hovered above raining chocolate milk on her. Some distorted music could he heard as Twilight walked by, some more bunny-deer trotted by, followed by some buffalo dancing in some ballerina leotards, then a pony walks by upside down and starts walking downward and out of sight. Just as a few random pies float into the air like rising platforms, another pony floats by with cross eyes and battling her lips (it wasn't Muffins, sorry pony fans). Discord, having figured to simply put Mario in a soundproof bubble, was now back to laughing and enjoying his new kingdom.

    "Oh my stomach!" Discord laughed as he floated beside Twilight, "Twilight, you've got to see what I just did." He then showed Berryshine underneath a giant pepper shaker. He then made it pepper fall on Berryshine's nose, making her sneeze.

    "It's priceless," said Discord with a laugh, but then noticed that Twilight wasn't laughing or even looking at him.

    "Come now, Twilight Sparkle," Discord continued with a cone in his hand as he took a cotton candy cloud to eat it, "You've got to get into the spirit of things. After all, this is your new home." Twilight just looked behind at all the chaos nearby.

    "Not anymore..." she said bluntly before walking away.

    "YES!" said Discord, giving himself a fist pump as he laughed triumphantly. As Twilight reached the Library, day turned into night...again, she closed the door and headed straight for her bedroom.

    "Pack your things, Spike," said Twilight sternly, "we're leaving." Spike said nothing as he was just groaning as he lay on the floor with his back against her.

    "Don't ask where we're going," said Twilight as she laid a suitcase on her bed, "'cause I don't know just yet. Just not here." She uses her magic to bring two books to her while removing her Element and dumping it into a waste basket.

    "Can't...move," Spike groaned, looking rather sick with a huge collection of scrolls behind him, "The princess...has been sending these...since I came back upstairs..."

    BURP!

    "...Make it stop!" Spike pleaded. Twilight walked over and open up one of the scrolls.

    "These are all the letters I've written to the Princess since I moved to Ponyville," Twilight pointed out, "But why would she send them back?" Spike just groaned in reply before belching out another scroll. It was then Twilight began to read the letters. As she reads them, visions of past memories begin to appear behind her, such as having fun at the spa with Zecora, carrying away all those gems from the diamond dogs, the seven of them sharing a group hug. She also noticed that with each letter she read, they were always signed with both her name...and Mario's.

    "Real friends don't care what your cover is."

    "Friendship is a wondrous and powerful thing."

    "And like the path cut through the orchard, there will always be a way through."

    "The best thing to do is stay true to yourself."

    "Everypony has a special magical connection with her friends. Maybe even before she's meet them."

    As Twilight read these letters, her coloring was restored, then Twilight read something that tugged her heart more than anything.

    "You should never be afraid to share your true feelings with a good friend."

    It was then Twilight had a major epiphany.

    "Spike! Spike, it's all so clear!" said Twilight excitedly as she picked up Spike with her magic and nuzzled his cheek, "Can't you see? Discord's trying to distract us from what's important. He knows how powerful our friendships are, and he's trying to keep us from seeing it. Do you remember what I said the first day we arrived in Ponyville? I told you that the future of Equestria didn't rest on me making friends." As she spoke, she began to hop around and twirl him about. Poor Spike thought he was gonna be even sicker until Twilight stop and sent him flying away.

    "But the opposite is true!" Twilight continued, "The friendships I've made since we've been here, even the one I've had since I was a little filly, are what helped save Equestria from Nightmare Moon. And now they need to save it from Discord!" While Spike might have been seen to go flying off, Twilight had actually set him into his basket. Spike just moaned in reply.

    "You're right, Spike," said Twilight, "I've got to fight for my friendships. For them. For me. For Equestria." Spike just moaned again.

    "I know I need to speak to Mario, like I should've done a while ago," said Twilight, "it's my fault Discord was able to get to him first...and...why he hates me now..." Twilight could feel her eyes water, but she was now determined to sets things right between them so this never happens again. Twilight finally took a good look at Spike and saw how bad he looked as he moaned again.

    "Oh...uh...why don't you just stay here and rest?" Twilight proposed as she was headed towards the stairs, "I'll take care of the whole fighting for friendship thing myself." Twilight then made her exit as she heard Spike moan and give another loud belch. She then felt rather worried.

    "I really hope Mario can forgive me..." Twilight said to herself as she headed into the Library to come up with a spell the restore her friends of their corruption. Once Twilight figured out what to do, she headed outside. She didn't need to look long before she noticed a magic dome nearby with somepony inside wearing a black cloak. Twilight just hummed to herself as she used her magic to blast the shied apart.

    "AAH!" Mario yelped as he stayed low to the ground, trembling a bit when he glanced at the side and saw Twilight standing nearby, giving him a serious look.

    "We need to talk," said Twilight firmly, but then softened when she saw Mario turn his head to look at her. Despite the gray color in his eyes, his eyes were red and his cheeks stained with un-wiped tears. He just sniffled as he looked at her and said nothing. There was no anger or coldness in his eyes either. He just looked...empty.

    "What happened?" Twilight asked. Mario just looked at the ground before saying in a soft but broken tone.

    "I hate myself," he responded. Twilight just looked at him sympathetically.

    Guess I don't need to lecture him over how he was acting, Twilight thought, "it's so sad seeing him look to guilty..and empty too...but I know how to fix that. Twilight walked over and leaned her horn to tap it on his head, when he suddenly scooted away.

    "No!" Mario said sadly, "Don't waste your time with me! I...don't deserve it...not after what I've done..." Mario just sobbed tearlessly in a quiet, but sorrowful tone. Twilight just looked at him sympathetically.

    "Mario, I won't leave you behind," said Twilight in a firm but gentle tone as she approached. Mario shook his head as he felt Twilight pull him up.

    "I'm not worth it," Mario protested, "I'm not...MMMPH?"

    Before Mario could repeat himself...

    Twilight kissed him...on the lips!

    The kiss itself only lasted about two seconds, but when she did, she tapped her horn against Mario's forehead, restoring his coloring. The black rose clip that was holding his cloak also broke, allowing the cloak to fly off into the wind, never to be heard of again. While Twilight's spell had removed the hate and coldness from his heart, he still felt rather guilty...and confused.

    "I...I don't get it..." Mario whimpered, "After I said such awful things, left you to Discord's mercy, you still find me...worth saving?" Twilight just smiled.

    "Friendship isn't always a pleasant experience," said Twilight, "when things are at their worst, you have to fight so that those friendship aren't destroyed forever, which is something I should have done after what happened to us at the Gala. Mario, I'm so sorry for hurting you like that. The others told me how you felt and I felt so awful, especially since I didn't think apologizing wasn't enough. But that doesn't excuse the fact I drove you away, right into Discord. I know if I had just spoken up, he would have never taken advantage of the fact you were hurting. And made you hate us all." Mario just sniffled.

    "I don't hate you or anypony," Mario whimpered, "I love my friends and I still love you, Twilight. I never stopped. The instant I said that, it was like the love that was lost inside of me..."

    "...was too strong for you to truly hate anypony," said Twilight, "because true, pure, and sincere love is always more powerful than hate. And...it proves that your love for me, and our friends, is sincere." Mario just nodded, but wasn't feeling that much better.

    "Look, Mario, I don't know how I feel exactly about your feelings for me," said Twilight, "But I do know one thing for sure."

    "What's that?" Mario asked quietly.

    "You're my best friend," said Twilight, "And that alone is enough for me to say, with full confidence: I love you Mario." Mario smiled, find new tears falling from his eyes.

    "Oh, Twilight!" Mario croaked as he hugged her.

    "It's going to be okay, Mario," said Twilight softly as she held him back, "Just know that I forgive you...for everything." Twilight held Mario until he released the very last of his tears, which didn't take very long. Then He pulled away and wiped his eyes. Twilight had to do the same since she had shed a few tears as well.

    "I'm glad we're best friends again," said Mario with a smile, "and that you do appreciate me." Twilight giggled.

    "Me too," Twilight answered, "So best friend, think you can help me fight for the rest of our friendships?" Mario paused for a moment before giving her a determined smile.

    "You bet I will," said Mario, "As long as I'm around, Discord is never going to take away those I love ever again." Twilight smiled excitedly as Mario did a back flip and stood on his hind legs.

    "Oh yea, Mario is back and he's ready for action!" Mario shouted, making a pose.

    "Yeah!" said Twilight, raising both her fore-hooves into the air, "First stop: Sweet Apple Acres!"

    "Easier said than done," said Mario, "Despite my...corruption...I've been surveying the new Ponyville and the adjacent lands. It's no longer a straight line to the Apple Farm and back and even trying long distance teleportation doesn't work."

    "Do you know another path there?" Twilight asked.

    "Yeah, we just need to find...over there!" Mario pointed a hoof towards a green pipe that had an apple on it, "That's the way to Sweet Apple acres. Come on!" Mario and Twilight then made their way to the pipe when Twilight noticed something.

    "What's with the number 10 on it?" she asked. Mario let out a long breath.

    "It means we'll be visiting some short but dangerous random areas that require platforming and parkour to get through," said Mario, "Once we start moving, we won't be able to stop our hooves until we get to the flagpole at the end of each area. Think you're up for it?" Twilight just smiled.

    "I'm in if you are," she replied. Mario nodded before they headed down the pipe.

    (Cue "Remix 10" music)

    The first area was a grassy area with a few ledges up ahead and some bits that were floating in the sky. Mario and Twilight easily made their way up the top of the ledges, collecting some of the bits before making a leap into a lone standing flagpole.

    "That was easy," said Twilight.

    "Oh, I bet they get more complicated further down," said Mario.

    "I'm ready for anything," said Twilight with a smirk. Mario just smiled as they headed down another pipe. The next area was an underground area with a slide and a spot that required the two ponies to wall jump. Mario was concerned for Twilight but was then taken away when Twilight managed to pull off the wall jumps without any difficulty as they headed into the next area, which featured a desert area with several rising and falling floating platforms and even a spring to get over a living cactus type monster. Twilight had no problems there either. Area four put them on some cotton candy clouds with huge gaps that needed to be crossed by bouncing on flying pies. Mario was going to show Twilight how it was done by trick jumping off the pies like stepping stones, but Twilight seemed to match his movements without a problem. This continued for the next couple of areas as well until Mario just couldn't keep quiet.

    "Okay, seriously," said Mario as they ventured through another short area, "how it is that you're so good at platforming and parkour all of a sudden?" Twilight just smiled.

    "Maybe being with you makes me feel like I can do anything," said Twilight as they walked across a platform with arrows on it, they made them both twirl with their fore-hooves extended towards another flagpole when Mario gave her a skeptical look.

    "Okay, I may have practiced in secret without telling anypony," said Twilight as they headed into the next area, "I just never had to courage to try my skills until now."

    "Well, you're doing very well," said Mario.

    "Thanks," said Twilight, "by the way, what are all the bits we've been collecting for anyway?"

    "Well if we collect 100 bits," said Mario when a bubble appeared with a yellow star inside, "That will appears." Twilight gasped excitedly.

    "Oooh! Can I get it? Please, please, please?" Twilight begged eagerly. Mario chuckled.

    "Go on," said Mario, "As long as one of us grabs it, we'll both get the power up." Twilight smiled as she jumped and popped the bubble.

    (cue "remix" invincibility theme)

    "Woo-hoo!" said Twilight excited as she and Mario became invincible, making them run faster and attract any bits around them, which allows Twilight to extend the invincibility into the remaining areas. It wore off automatically once they reached the flagpole to the tenth area, which consisted of some floating ships with moles tossing both bits, corn stalks, and carrots at them. Once they entered the final pipe, they exited it to find themselves just outside Sweet Apple Acres.

    "We made it," said Twilight, still feeling very energized from the star power.

    "Now to save Applejack," said Mario. They found that Sweet Apple Acres had suffered the chaotic effects of Discord as well. Some pigs were flying across the sky, Big Mac, now corrupted himself, was burrowing in the dirt panting like a dog. Mario and Twilight knew what they had to do, but Mario was worried.

    "I'm hoping we won't have to actually fight her," said Mario, "being a colt, I don't feel right engaging Applejack in a hoof-to-hoof tussle."

    "True," said Twilight, "but you do have a point, Applejack might not surrender quietly."

    "Hey, what if..." Mario then whispered something to Twilight, who listened for a moment before smiling and nodded as he explained everything. Once they had come up with a plan, and Twilight taught Mario her restoration spell, they made a short teleportation in front of Applejack as she was bragging to Granny Smith. The elderly pony was just tap dancing as the country pony was eating an apple.

    "And so I tried to defeat Discord," Applejack bragged, "but none of my so-called friends would lift a hoof to help me." It was then Mario and Twilight appeared just a few yards away.

    "Applejack," said Twilight, "We're here to fight for our friendship!" It was then Mario and Twilight were both taken by surprise when Big Mac burrowed out of the ground before them, licking both their faces before diving back underground, leaving them stunned.

    "Well that was...weird," said Mario.

    "Oh, now you want to fight," said Applejack as she stood on her hind leg, "Where you when I was battlin' Discord?" Applejack made a few punches at nothing when Mario used his magic to toss Twilight into the air. This allowed Twilight landed in Applejack's head, which allowed Mario to summoned them into...a turn battle.

    "Let's-a go!" said Mario.

    "Let's do this!" said Twilight.

    (Cue favorite RPG battle theme)

    Unlike the other battles, Twilight started above AJ while Mario was on his own side. Twilight landed on AJ's back.

    "Take that!" said Twilight, dealing pre-battle damage before heading over to join Mario on his side of the battlefield. AJ grunts angrily.

    "Okay, y'all wanna fight, then let's fight!" said Applejack, but couldn't move since Mario was faster. AJ glared at him.

    "I know for sure you have no problem fightin' me," Applejack sneered at him. Mario snorted.

    "I would never strike a girl," said Mario, "But there are other ways to tire you out." Mario then narrowed his eyes. "Twilight, time to use that Pony move I told you about, Splash Ponies!"

    "Splash wuh-uh-uh...UGH!" Applejack said puzzled. Then she watched as Mario made a leap into the air from Twilight's back, spins into the air, Twilight crouches as Mario spins over to her, as she grabbed his hind legs, flip over, and WHAM! They slammed hard onto Applejacks back, dealing far more damage than a basic double stomp.

    "Alright, we did it!" said Twilight as Mario gave her a fist hoof. Applejack growled.

    "Oh, yeah, well take this," Applejack then bucked some apples into the air.

    "Watch the color of the apples, Twilight," Mario said quietly, "the red should come at me, while the green come at you. Jump to avoid them." Twilight then nodded as Applejack bucked at least six apples at them, but they avoided them easily.

    "Now it's my turn!" said Twilight, "Can I try that other Pony move?"

    "Sure," said Mario, "We need AJ down sooner rather than later."

    "You'll be here all day trying to defeat me," said Applejack smugly. Twilight glared before she smirked.

    "Alright Mario, time for...Bounce Ponies!" she announced.

    "Ready when you are, Twi!" said Mario as he stood in front of Twilight as she jumped on top of him. Mario then tossed her high into the air. Mario then jumped high to grab her by the hind legs before...WHAM! He helped Twilight slam onto Applejack's back hard with Twilight's fore-hooves. Applejack groaned.

    "Can't...defeat me!" she grunted when they unleashed another Splash Ponies on her, dealing more damage. Applejack tried to attack again, but her efforts were avoided once more as Twilight dealt another Bounce Ponies attack. Now AJ was tiring out from all the successful Pony attacks.

    "This should end this!" said Mario as he did a standard double stomp. Applejack just glared.

    "See, I'm still standing..." she said before POOF! Applejack was out of the battle.

    (Battle victory!)

    As Applejack was now dazed, Twilight took it upon herself to tackle her to the ground.

    "Snap out of it," Twilight shouted, "This isn't you!"

    "You're not a liar!" Mario added as they tapped their horns against her forehead. Applejack's eyes widened as she began to see vision of the past. One showed when she gave her friends some apple juice, another was just all seven of them spending time together, and another when they were all happy that they finished the winter wrap up, even racing through the autumn trees with Rainbow Dash and Mario. As these memories flooded her mind, her coloring was restored.

    "Wh-what happened? Twilight! Mario!" said Applejack with a sigh as she shakes her head to clear the wooziness, "I saw a vision of us feudin' and fightin'. I couldn't face the truth, so I started tellin' lies. Can you ever forgive me?" Applejack removed her head and held it sadly.

    "I already have," said Twilight.

    "Can you forgive me for allowing that to happen to you?" said Mario sadly. Applejack just smiled as she put her hat back on.

    "Of course, sugarcube," Applejack said gently, "I reckon that Discord probably did somethin' similar to you." Mario nodded but felt better when Applejack gave him a hug.

    "Come on!" said Twilight, "Fluttershy's cottage isn't too far from here...or at least it didn't use to be..."

    "Whaddya mean?" Applejack asked curiously.

    "Discord's chaos has made even the quickest routes to different locations more unpredictable and random," said Mario, "But I have taken the time to learn a few of the quirks so we can get to our destinations quickly."

    "Well that's good news," Applejack replied, "So where to next?" Mario pondered before he noticed some floating platforms and a green pipe nearby.

    "That pipe should get us on our way," said Mario. The three ponies wasted no time hopping up the platforms and into the pipe. When they came out, they found the exit was high above the ground. Mario and Twilight simply teleported to the ground while Applejack was dangling from the edge.

    "Now what?" she called out.

    "Let go, AJ," Mario called out as he stood on his hind hooves, "I'll catch you!" Applejack dropped a little too fast and they both went rolling back a bit before she was sitting on top of him.

    "Oops sorry there big brother," said Applejack.

    "Not your fault, the sun was in my eyes," Mario replied.

    "I was not!" said...the sun? Apparently the sun now had a face and wasn't too happy with Mario's remark.

    "RUN!" Twilight called out they ducked to avoid getting hit by the raging sun. They continued to run for their lives as the sun continued to swoop down at them.

    "What are we gonna do y'all?" Applejack asked in a panic. Mario looked around and saw a brick cube in the sky.

    "I wonder..." he thought aloud before jumping high into the air, smashing it, and out popped...a brown leaf?!

    "Everypony, touch the leaf," said Mario as he used his magic to launch everypony up to it. Twilight and Applejack looked puzzled but did as they were told so they all touched it at once. With a POOF, their pony tails were now raccoon tails and even their ears were raccoon colored as well. Plus they could now fly as Mario lead the way.

    "I...I can't believe this is happening right now," said Applejack.

    "Neither can I," said Twilight, "but at least we can fly now, which will make finding our friends much easier."

    "Heads up," said Mario as the talking sun approached.

    "Hey, you flying raccoons!" the sun said, "Have you seen a couple of pesky ponies anywhere?" Twilight and Applejack looked nervous as Mario remained calm.

    "Try over by that cotton candy cloud," Mario told him.

    "Thanks," the sun answered and disappeared as Mario chuckled.

    "That sun's not too bright," Mario told his friends as they flew away, "now if my memory is right, we should be at Fluttershy's cottage shortly."

    "That's good news," said Twilight, "but I am enjoying the flying."

    "Same here, y'all," said Applejack.

    "Just be careful," Mario warned, "if any corrupted ponies or creatures touch you, you'll lose your power."

    "You mean like this?" said a sinister voice as a gray hoof tapped Mario on the head, instantly returning his ears and tail back to normal. Fluttershy just smirked as Mario realized he couldn't fly anymore.

    "Just like thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...UGH!" Mario cried out as he was sent to the ground, leaving him dazed.

    "Mario!" Applejack and Twilight called out when two corrupted birds taped their sides, returning them to normal as well.

    "AAAAAAAAH!" the two ponies screamed as they landed hard on the ground below with a THUD.

    "Oops, did I do that?" Fluttershy remarked in mock innocence and just laughed at them.

    "Did you think I'd surrender quietly?" she sneered at Twilight and Applejack, "I'm not going down without a fight. Oh wait...I forgot. Whittle Mario too goody-goody to fight wike a colt!"

    "You think so, Flutters?" Mario retorted.

    "Huh? ACK!" Fluttershy yelped as Mario appeared above and landed on her back, summoning him, Applejack, and Twilight into another turn battle.

    "Let's a-go!"

    "Let's do this!"

    "Yee-haw!"

    (Cue RPG battle Music)

    "Take a-this!" said Mario as he stomped Fluttershy on the back and stood between Applejack and Twilight.

    Fluttershy huffed as she hovered on her side of the battlefield.

    "This is sad," Fluttershy remarked, "It takes three of you to defeat me?"

    "Not really," said Mario, "We just wanna take you down quickly."

    "Mario, you may be my little brother but your strength is rather pathetic," Fluttershy said sternly. Mario growled.

    "Oh, I'll show you weak strength," said Mario, "any of you ladies ready for a little racquet ball?" Applejack and Twilight smiled, seeing where he was going with that.

    "I'll play!"

    "Same here!"

    "Awesome, time for a Trio Attack!" said Mario.

    "Trio? Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?! YIKES!" Fluttershy remarked as Mario made a giant cardboard hammer appear. All three ponies grabbed the handle, and slammed the hammer onto Fluttershy. Instead of taking damage, Fluttershy was turned into an artist drawing that was pasted onto a brick wall. The other three ponies each had their own paddle on a fore-hoof as Mario served the ball. They took turns knocking the ball into Fluttershy's pic to deal damage. As they did the ball got bigger until the ball went high into the air. Mario and Applejack went for a Smash, then as the ball headed towards Twilight, she reeled her paddle back, charged up, and then...

    SMASH!

    The ball hit the picture one last time, causing it to pop and destroying the brick wall. Fluttershy then landed on the ground and then went back to hovering in the air.

    "Oh, you're gonna pay for that!" Fluttershy sneered as she whistled for some birds to appear. The three ponies then faced three random waves of birds as that tried to charge at them. The jumped to avoid the attack. However as Mario tried to avoid them, he accidentally did a light stomp on the birds that attacked him. That didn't hurt the birds and only left them a little dizzy, but it was enough to make Fluttershy snarl as she rose into the air.

    "That can't be...OOPH! OUCH! GAH!" Mario was then caught off guard as Fluttershy air dived at him three times. He jumped to avoid her first strike, but she came at him too fast and got faster with her second and third strikes, dealing heavy damage to him. Mario was left looking rather roughed up when she finally settled down.

    "Are you alright, sugarcube?" Applejack asked worried as Twilight gave him the same worried look.

    "Battered, but not beaten..." said Mario, clearly drained, "You two know the Pony attacks so use them." Applejack and Twilight nodded as they worked together to pull both a Splash Ponies and Bounce Ponies attack. Fluttershy just glared after both attacks were made.

    "Not a scratch," she remarked smugly.

    "Then I guess you won't mind this!" said Mario, using a new multi stomp attack that allowed him to jump on Fluttershy's back not once, not twice, but six times! Fluttershy chuckled sinisterly.

    "GACK!" Fluttershy groaned before she POOFED and was finished.

    (Battle Victory!)

    However, even after Fluttershy was defeated, she attempted to make a run for it into her house when the three ponies approached her. That was a big mistake as Applejack lassoed all four of her legs together and tied her up so Fluttershy was now on her back. Twilight and Mario then quickly used their horns to restore Fluttershy. The now yellow Pegasus gasped once she realized where she was.

    "Oh no!" Fluttershy exclaimed, "Twilight, Applejack, Mario, I just had the worst dream!"

    "Don't worry Flutters," said Mario, still a bit tired from the battle, "It's all over now." Fluttershy look at him and started crying when she saw how beat up he looked.

    "Not again!" Fluttershy exclaimed before Mario put a hoof to her mouth.

    "Flutters," said Mario, "It's okay. I wasn't being nice either. Just help us save the others and we can call it even." Fluttershy just nodded as Applejack untied her and they exited her house.

    "So, how do we get to Rarity's house?" Twilight asked, "More wild suns, random platforming?"

    "Hers is actually very easy," said Mario, "Especially with that!" Mario pointed towards toward the ground where there was a star shaped marking on it.

    "What is that?" Fluttershy asked as they stood on top of it.

    "Warp zone," said Mario, "stand still please." The others look puzzled until there was a streak of light circled around them and sent them up to a star shaped cloud in just seconds flat. Despite not activating the cloud walking spell, the non pegasi ponies were able to walk on it.

    "Hoo-wee, that sure was something," said Applejack she looked around.

    "Where to next?" Twilight asked as Mario looked at several pipes along the island.

    "That one!" Mario shouted as they all dived in, the pipe dropped them right inside the Carousel Boutique. They wasted no time cornering Rarity, who was holding her "Tom" for dear life.

    "What do you think you're doing!" Rarity called out from inside, "Get away from my gem! Get away-"

    With a flash of light, Rarity was quickly restored. It wasn't even two seconds later her front door burst open. Rarity grunted as she pushed "Tom" out of the shop and just let him roll away out of sight.

    "Let us never speak of this again," Rarity said indignantly as the others just smiled.

    "I make no such promise," Mario muttered as Applejack snickered next to him before they went after Pinkie. Ironically, she was easiest to find since she was just sulking out in the open not too far away. It wasn't too much of a hustle restoring her either. The issue was that all her inner laughter had sent her into a fit of giggles, which Applejack had to pull her with them in a cart.

    "And I-I turned gray!" Pinkie laughed and giggled heartily, "Can you believe it?"

    "Yes Pinkie, we do," said Mario, "Uh-oh..." Mario then came to a stop as he looked ahead to the area that lead to Rainbow Dash's home. It was filled with check patterned platforms, ledges, palm trees, yellow and red spring pads, bridges with goldfish jumping up and trying to bite anypony who dared to walk across, and...were those loop-de-loops and corkscrews?!

    "Now how are we going to get through that?" Rarity asked.

    "With these," said Mario as he made some golden rings appear, "Put these on." The others just looked at them before doing so, feeling a warmth of energy as they did so.

    "My, my, Mario, you certainly know how to spoil a girl," Rarity remarked. Mario chuckled.

    "These rings are more than just fashion statements, Rares," Mario replied, "These rings will let you run and jump like I do. They last about ten minutes before just becoming normal gold bracelets. Anyways, to Rainbow Dash everypony!"

    "Now hold on there!" said Applejack, "since when are you in charge?"

    "I did!" Twilight answered and then gave Mario a smile, "Lead the way best friend." Mario smiled as they played a little follow the leader.

    (Cue...favorite "green hill zone" tune)

    It didn't take long before any of the ponies adjusted to moving at high speed as they followed Mario along the area single file. Mario did his best to try and lead them along the higher paths since they had less dangers as he launched from a few springs onto the upper ledges and the others followed. They quickly made their way across some floating platforms that began to fall once everypony had crossed them. Everypony didn't seem to have much problem jumping and avoiding any of the snapping fish. Then they came to their first loop-de-loop.

    "Don't think, just run," Mario called out as they went through.

    "Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness!" Fluttershy exclaimed as they ran across the top of the loop.

    "WHEEE!" Pinkie exclaimed as she ran across the top. They made a few more jumps before finding a zip line, using their fore-hooves, the six ponies rode it, then ran down a steep hill, through two more loop-de-loops, even a huge corkscrew before they ran across a flat landscape and past a metal sign, which rotated quickly before showing Rainbow's cutie mark and then it disappeared.

    (Act clear fanfare)

    Mario then brought everypony to a stop and let Fluttershy fly up to see if Rainbow was home. Fluttershy peeked inside a few window to find the house...empty.

    "Uh? She's not here," said Fluttershy, shrugging her shoulders.

    "Without Rainbow Dash, we can't use the Elements," said Twilight worried as the others looked just as concerned.

    "And I can't power up the seventh without the other six," Mario added.

    "She could be anywhere by now!" Applejack remarked, "We're never gonna find her!"

    "Yeah, we will," said Pinkie as she had stepped away from the group and pointed upward, "'cause she's right there!" Pinkie showed them a lone white cloud where the currently corrupted Pegasus was just reclining comfortably.

    "Rainbow Dash!" Twilight called out.

    "Hey, guy!" Rainbow replied as she waved at them, but didn't bother turning around.

    "We've been looking everywhere for you!" Twilight called out, "You have any idea how much platforming, flying, and parkour I had to do today?"

    "Hey, you said you enjoyed that," Mario remarked as Twilight just sighed.

    "That's nice," said Rainbow dismissively.

    "Discord's still on the loose!" Twilight pointed out, "We need you to help us defeat him with your element, Loyalty!"

    "Pfft. Loyalty, schmoyalty!" Rainbow retorted as she finally turned over to face to them as she spoke, "Have you guys seen Ponyville? It's a disaster!"

    "Nothing that can't be fixed," Mario remarked, "If you would come and help us..."

    "I'm staying right here in Cloudsdale where everything's awesome!" Rainbow interrupted and went back to reclining.

    "How in Equestria can she think that tiny patch of clouds is Cloudsdale?" Rarity asked a puzzled look on her face.

    "The same way he got you thinking that cheap rock was a bona fide diamond," Applejack answered. Rarity gasped before looking very irritated.

    "I thought we agreed to never speak of that again," Rarity remarked.

    "And we made no such promise," Mario replied as he and Applejack chuckled and shared a hoof bump. Twilight then got an idea.

    "Time for plan B," she told everypony. Within a few minutes, they had returned to Rainbow's cloud as the Pegasus was just snoozing away. This time the six ponies were riding a balloon. Applejack was sitting right on top of it, Mario, Twilight, Rarity, and Pinkie were inside the basket as Fluttershy hovered along side of it.

    "Okay, Fluttershy," Twilight whispered to her, "you grab Rainbow Dash and hold her down. Applejack will lower me down with this rope while Mario uses one of his magic wing power ups so we can cast the memory spell on her, or restoration spell as Mario's been describing it." Fluttershy looked up as saw Applejack showed her the rope and then saw Mario holding the magic wings in a fore-hoof. Fluttershy then gives a salute before doing an air dive for Rainbow as she continues to snore. Just when Fluttershy was in range to attack...she retracted and woke Rainbow up gently.

    "Um...I'm just wondering if it's okay if I hold you down against your will for a bit?" Fluttershy asked sweetly.

    "Ugh..." said Twilight, face-hoofing herself as the others groaned.

    "Should've seen that one coming," Mario remarked.

    "Nice try!" said Rainbow as she got into Fluttershy's face, "Ponyville's your problem, not mine!" Rainbow held onto her little cloud and zoomed away. Fluttershy just watches Rainbow take off when a rope is lowered in front of her.

    "Come on, Fluttershy, we've got to catch her!" said Twilight as Fluttershy grabbed the rope with her mouth and pulled the balloon as fast as she could.

    "Hyah!" Twilight called out as she whipped the rope to make Fluttershy go faster. Unfortunately the effects of the bracelets had already worn off so the yellow Pegasus was forced to rely on her own speed to chase Rainbow. Rainbow looked back and realized she was being pursued. Doing a wide U turn in the sky, she begins to fly around the balloon to make trying to catch her even harder.

    "Applejack," Twilight called out as she tossed the orange pony another set of rope. Applejack wasted no time grabbing it with her mouth and then created a lasso. With perfect timing, Applejack it able to capture Rainbow with her rope.

    "Nice lassoing there, cowgirl!" Mario called out, but Rainbow wasn't going to give up easily as she increased her speed, causing Applejack to lose her grip on the rope. The rest of it was tucked just behind Pinkie and Rarity's hind legs. Mario gasped.

    "Pinkie, Rarity, hold the-" Mario was too late. To their misfortune, the rope wrapped itself around their hind legs as Rainbow pulled away, pulling the two ponies right out of the balloon. Mario tried to grab one of them before they could fall out, but his timing was off as his fore-hoof dangled over the edge of the basket.

    "No!" Mario called out.

    "WHOA!" Rarity and Pinkie exclaimed as they held each other while dangling from the rope.

    "PINKIE!" Rarity shouted, "You were supposed to secure the ROPE!"

    "Oops," said Pinkie with a sheepish smile. To their luck, the two ponies not only made Rainbow slow down, but also lose her grip on the cloud. Rainbow was now struggling to maintain top speed, but was still moving fast enough to keep ahead of Fluttershy.

    "Oh Fluttershy, would you be a dear," said Rarity, trying to sound casual and then snapped, "and FLY FASTER please!"

    "I can't!" Fluttershy whimpered as she began to cry. The girl was literally giving her wings all she had by now.

    "If you can't catch her," Twilight pointed out, "Discord wins!" Fluttershy blinked. The idea of Discord winning really got her steamed.

    "That big...dumb...MEANIE!" Fluttershy exclaimed as she put the rope form her mouth to around her back, "MARIO! STAR COOKIE! STAT!" Mario grunted as he threw the requested item towards her. Fluttershy grabbed it perfectly in her mouth and ate it.

    (Cue Invincibility fanfare)

    Now invincible, Fluttershy poured down on the speed as she quickly caught up to Rainbow within seconds.

    "Okay, Applejack," said Twilight once they were in range, "last rope!" Twilight then tossed it towards the orange pony. AJ grabs the rope with her mouth, creates another lasso and easily captures Rainbow. Twilight, Fluttershy, and Mario smile as they bring the balloon down, Rainbow tries with all her might to pull away, but soon anchored to the ground. Because of her struggling, it takes Rarity, Pinkie, Applejack and Fluttershy to hold her in place.

    "Lemme go!" Rainbow demanded as Twilight and Mario make their way towards her, "I don't need you guys! Leave me alone!"

    "You don't mean that, Dashie," said Mario gently as Rainbow just snorts heavily at them. Mario and Twilight tap her forehead, quickly restoring her color. Afterward, Rainbow is still feeling rather drained by the fact her mane looks a little limp, not to mention a bit woozy.

    "Wh-what happened?" said Rainbow as she rubbed her head and shook it to recover, then she gasped, "How's Ponyville? Where are the Elements?! Did we stop Discord?" Rainbow frantically asked her questions to Rarity, then Pinkie, and then Applejack, who she tackled onto her back and knocked off her stenson hat. The others just cheered before the five girls just sandwiched Rainbow into a group hug. Then the moment grew awkward when three buffalo danced by wearing ballerina outfits.

    "Maybe, it's a little early for a group hug," said Twilight before noticing something and sees Mario just sitting outside the group.

    "Mario, why aren't you in the group hug?" Twilight asked.

    "Just...still feeling guilty over...WAH!" Mario was then pulled right into the middle of a crushing group.

    "We forgive you! And we love you too!" all six girls said at once.

    "Thanks..." Mario strained, "except I can't really breathe..."

    "Well, Mario, sometimes love hurts," Fluttershy remarked as the others giggled.

    "Oh yeah, things are back to normal," Mario remarked with an eye roll. They didn't take too much time before pulling away.

    "Now we take the fight to Discord," said Twilight.

    "You bet," said Mario as he used his magic to summon a little chest with everyone's necklaces.

    "How'd you get all the elements?" Twilight asked curiously. She thought hers was still in her waste basket.

    "When I was checking my notes to get to Sweet Apple acres, I also summoned your element to hold onto," Mario explained, "Plus Rarity had pretty much grabbed everypony else's element and had them in this chest. I figured it would save us time if I grabbed it before we left her boutique." Rarity couldn't resist a sheepish smile as Mario handed out all the elements to everypony. Then he clipped on his own headband. All six colored wedges that made his heart gem light up once he equipped it.

    "Wow, I can already feel the Elements power in mine," said Mario before he jumped into the air and...

    (Cue Super State fanfare)

    ...with a silent cry, made his body glow yellow and his mane rose upwards like a flame once more. He was now "Super" Mario once more.

    "Alright!" Mario called out as he now hovered just a few inches from the ground and summons a large freight car before them and coupled himself up to it, "Time for the Grand Finale!"

    "Yeah!" everypony else shouted as they climbed into the freight car and Mario pulled their little train. While they were a bit frazzled at the rate Mario accelerated forward, they were more focused on their upcoming showdown with Discord as Mario made the trip to the heart of the draconequus kingdom in just a few seconds.

    (Fanfare ends...for now)

    Back in Ponyville, where a large house of cards was set and a couple of bunny-deer trotted by was a small checkered mountain with a black throne on top of it. There was Discord himself, just laughing happily as some more pies rose into the air around him. He then summons his own personal cotton candy cloud and fills a glass with chocolate milk, from the top to the bottom in fact.

    "Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing," said Discord as he looked at his glass of milk before going to take a drink.

    "Not as wonderful as friendship!" said Twilight as she and the other six ponies appear before him.

    "Oh, this again?" said Discord with a bored look on his face, drinks the glass, not the chocolate milk itself before tossing the rest away and it exploded behind him.

    "That's right," said Applejack, "You couldn't break apart our friendship for long!" It was then something seemed to be pulling Applejack's element towards Discord.

    "Oh Applejack, don't lie to me," said Discord, showing his glowing claw was the source of why her Element was being pulled towards him, "I'm the one who made you a liar. Will you ever learn?" Applejack gasped as she was pulled towards him. The others, minus Mario and Twilight, felt their elements being pulled towards Discord as well. They fought to resist, but were soon pulled towards him. Twilight and Mario charged up their own magic to quickly teleport in the middle of them. With Mario's help to keep her floating in the air, Twilight created a magical barrier around herself and the others. Discord is taken aback for a second when he sees the barrier canceled out his magnetic pull on the other elements. Once the seven ponies are a safe distance away, Twilight removes the barrier so they all land, or in Mario's case float, safely on the ground. Interestingly enough, the barrier restored some of the checkered pattern ground into normal grass.

    "I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord," said Twilight as the others stood confidently beside her, "we've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but no doubt its worth fighting for!"

    "And that love is far more powerful than hate," Mario added sternly, "You thought you could turn me against those I love, but never again Discord. I'll see to it that you never hurt my friends or my family ever again!"

    "Ugh, gag," said Discord unamused as he leaned his head towards them, "Fine go ahead, try and use your little Elements. Friend me. Just make it quick. I'm missing some excellent chaos here." A few flying pigs flew past his throne as he sat quietly to see what would happen.

    "All right, everypony," said Twilight, "let's show him what friendship can do!"

    "You bet!" Mario called out with determination.

    "Wait-wait-wait!" Pinkie called as she ducked under a cotton candy cloud to slurp up some more chocolate milk. Twilight and Mario glared as the others just gave her weird looks. These expressions swapped when she returned to the group. Pinkie then realized something else.

    "Hey, can we get that super cool background music when Mario went super again?" Pinkie asked.

    (Cue Super State Fanfare)

    "That's it!" said Pinkie, "now we're ready! GRRRR!"

    One by one, each of the other ponies began to activate their own elements with Twilight's glowing the brightest of the six main elements. Mario just closed his eyes as he began to absorb the elements power, ready to convert it when he had charged the right amount of magic. Discord just looks rather bored, but then Rarity's element starts shooting out a burst of magic in the shape of her element, soon all the others minus Twilight's begin to do the same, shooting elemental shapes of magic past Discord.

    "Huh, what's this?" said Discord, now starting to feel worried. Those blasts of magic weren't just for show, they were showing that Mario was storing up the magical power into his element as the eyes of the six ponies turned white as they floated into the air.

    "No..." Discord said in shock. Mario then felt the magic reach its full charge.

    "FRIENDSHIP BLAST!" Mario shouted loudly as a huge ball of bright light that surrounded all seven of them as a huge rainbow leaped high into the sky. When the rainbow reaches its peak, it began to descend downward, right at Discord.

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Discord shouted as the rainbow magic collided with him, slowly turning him back into stone. When the process was finished, the rainbow then split into two rainbows and surrounded Ponyville into a dome filled with the power of all seven Elements. With the power given to him by the Elements of Harmony, Mario was ready to show why the seventh element was so powerful.

    "HARMONY...CONTROL!" Mario screamed, his voice echoing though out Ponyville and the surrounding area as the magical dome expanded, cleansing the land and the ponies of Discord's influence, returning the land back to normal.

    (end super state fanfare)

    Everypony soon lands gracefully back on the ground. Mario kneels down to let himself power down. They all exchange warm smiles for a job well done as the now stone Discord just falls to the ground helplessly.

    Later on the seven ponies were now at Canterlot Castle, Princess Celestia had summoned them to her throne room as a few trumpets give them a warm welcome. Several other ponies are there as well to see what the Princess had planned to thank the ponies who once again became the heroes of Equestria. As they reach the front of Princess Celestia, Spike is seen standing beside her. A few smiles are exchanged between everypony, some excited while others are...a little awkward and bashful. The most interesting smile was exchanged between Mario and Princess Celestia. Princess Celestia was doing her best not to cry seeing him standing before her. After all, Discord had pretty much said the worst had happened to him and she had been worried sick ever since. It was quiet overwhelming to see that her son was alright. Then it was finally time for Princess Celestia to make her announcement.

    "We are gathered here today," said Princess Celestia majestically, "to once again honor the heroism of these seven friends who stood up to the villain Discord and saved Equestria from eternal chaos." It was then she used her magic to unveil a new stained glass window. This one showed the seven ponies vanquishing Discord. The other ponies cheered as the seven ponies stood before them with smiling faces.

    Once things had died down and the crowds had dispersed, the seven ponies were left alone in the main throne room to themselves just chatting themselves away. Mario was currently with Princess Celestia. He felt the need to tell her what had happened to him. While he expected her to be disappointed, he was surprised that she wasn't.

    "Discord is very good at making people doubt themselves and give into their weaknesses," said Princess Celestia gently, "he took advantage when you felt at your most vulnerable, but now you know that you have friends who do love and care about you, especially Twilight."

    "True," said Mario, "At least she loves me where is counts." Princess Celestia just looked at him.

    "You still in love her aren't you?" she asked. Mario just gave her a sheepish smile.

    "Yeah..." Mario said quietly, "but...she only sees me as a friend. I probably need to move on...I mean sure, she kissed me on the lips to restore me, but...that was just part of the spell. I mean...she only used her horn on the others..."

    "Hey, Mario!" Twilight called out as she came up to him, "Come on! Pinkie's gonna throw a party to celebrate outside by the west tower."

    "I'll be there in a minute," Mario told her, "Just need some time with Mom." Twilight responded by kissing him on the cheek and walked away with a smile on her face. Mario was just left dumbfounded as Princess Celestia giggled.

    "Perhaps you shouldn't give up on Twilight so soon," she said with a chuckle. Mario just didn't get it all. Twilight made it clear that she only loved him as a friend, but...she kissed him on the lips and now she kisses him again. Sure this kiss was on the check, but it sparked all those feelings that he was willing to let go so he could move on. Mario was more confused than ever.

    "I...know...nothing..." he groaned in defeat. Princess Celestia just laughed as she gave him a comforting hug.

    And that concludes the Discord Arc. Whoo...this was the tough arc for me. Not just because everyone wanted to see Mario go dark, but because with the world in chaos I could go all out with the Mario and Sonic game elements and they would work in the MLP world. That's why there was elements from Super Mario Run, Super Mario Bros 3, Mario & Luigi, Super Mario World, and even Sonic Mania. I actually had to hold back because the chapter was getting very long. Hopefully I won't have to break out on so much parody content until the next two part story.

    I was crying when Mario hit rock bottom and I had decided that was how he would get there long ago. I am open to suggestions for the Chrysalis arc, but I beg that you not make Mario go dark again. Thank you.

    Things might slow down in terms of drama, but as you can tell, there is still one major problem that wasn't solved. You don't just kiss a pony on the lips cause their your best friend after all!

    Next Chapter is one of my top favorite episodes of all time. Because it is the one where Twilight became my favorite pony.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    31. Lesson Zero

    Lesson Zero

    Ponies Log Number 203: Even though things have been settled between me and Twilight, and we're best friends again, I still can't help but think that my decision to study solo might have had some...negative consequences for Twilight...

    It was early in the morning and Twilight was getting ready for another busy day.

    "Quill" said Twilight.

    "Check," said Spike.

    "Parchment," said Twilight.

    "Check," said Spike.

    "Extra ink," said Twilight as she hovered the bottle above Spike.

    "Check"

    "Extra extra ink," Twilight called out as she hovered another bottle above Spike.

    "Check"

    "Is that everything on the checklist?" said Twilight as she set the items on her desk. There before her was plenty of parchment (or paper), three jars of ink, and four quills. Spike continued to check off the items, but feels a bit concerned as Twilight walks by.

    "Great," said Twilight, "Now that we've completed the checklist of things we need to create checklist, we can make my checklist of the things I have to get done by the end of the day. Ready?"

    "Ready!" said Spike with a quill raised in the air and ready to go.

    "Item 1: Create checklist of the things I have to accomplish by the end of the day," said Twilight with a toothy grin. Spike just sighed as Twilight just looked at him curiously, not really understanding what the big deal was.

    The big deal was that Spike missed Mario. While things may have been settled in terms of the fight, Discord, and what had happened at the Gala, things certainly hadn't gone back to normal. Especially in the fact that Mario and Twilight still hadn't gone back to studying together. Sure, their letters to Celestia shared their names again, but Mario still would spend more time with their other friends. When Spike asked Twilight why Mario hadn't come back, she only replied that Mario wanted some room to do his own things and she felt like she owed that to him.

    Spike didn't believe her answer one bit. He knew thanks to Mario that Twilight had kissed him on the lips and that Twilight did miss having Mario around. Rather than admit to it, Twilight seemed to try and do everything she could to keep herself busy and not think about it. It was one thing to distract herself, but now it seemed like Twilight was taking her organization to levels Spike had never seen before. It was one thing to micromanage, but it was another when a pony was literally making a checklist to check her checklists. Sounds redundant but that was the case. Spike could see that Twilight was trying far too hard to try and control every aspect of her life and it was only a matter of time before something would give out and there was going to be a major meltdown.

    (theme song)

    It wasn't much longer before Twilight and Spike were making their way through Ponyville. Spike was dragging a long checklist behind him as they went along.

    "How are we doing, Spike?" Twilight asked as Spike examined the long list before him.

    "Let's see..." said Spike as he read the long checklist, "We've already dropped off your cape at the cleaners, returned the blackboard you borrowed from Cheerilee, ordered new parchment and quills from that stationery shop..."

    "Hmm...Seems like we just placed an order for those a few days ago," said Twilight curiously.

    "Can't imagine why we go through so many of them," Spike remarked, clearly not hiding his sarcasm.

    "Sounds like we're ahead of schedule," said Twilight, "what's next?" Spike checked the list again.

    "Cupcakes!" he announced excitedly. It wasn't much longer before they headed inside of Sugarcube Corner. There before them was a baby blue colored box that had several cupcakes inside.

    "Whoa..." said Spike as his mouth watered at the sight of all the tasty treats. Then Twilight noticed something in particular.

    "Uh, I only ordered twelve," Twilight pointed out.

    "Oh, I know, dear," Mrs. Cake replied a she walked out with a tray of treats on her head, "But I had an extra. So I thought I'd make it a baker's dozen." She then made her way back into the kitchen with two sets of baked goods all packed up and resting on her head.

    "Uhhh-no!" Spike yelped as he was continuing to stare at the cupcakes before Twilight pulled him away.

    "Oh, that was very thoughtful of you," said Twilight, "It's just that some of the icing from the extra cupcake is getting all over the one next to it. See?" Twilight pointed a hoof at the two cupcakes as Mrs. Cake looked as well.

    "Ohh...sure..." said Mrs. Cake slowly. Thought one could argue she only said that because of the old saying: the customer is always right. Before Mrs. Cake could anything further, Twilight grabbed an icing spatula from the back wall.

    "Not to worry, I'll just move some of this to...hmm..." Twilight answered as she tried to move the icing about herself, "...I think I may have scooped too much...oops! Now those two have more. Let's just try this again..." As Twilight tried to "fix" the icing herself, Mrs. Cake just watched Twilight with an uneasy expression as frosting began to splatter about. Even Spike was making worried faces as Twilight continued to shift the icing about, eventually getting a huge SPLAT of frosting to the baby dragon's face. Things felt a slightly awkward when Twilight's face made twitch as a sign of a pony who was clearly being way too paranoid.

    It's getting worse Spike thought worriedly.

    "...Hmm...no, that won't do," Twilight said aloud as she continued "fixing" the icing, "Let me just...hmm...put some here, and...no, that's not right. A little more on this one...a little bit...and wait...I'll just...ooh, a little bit more here, and here, and...perfect!" When Twilight had finished, all the cupcakes had, in her eyes, the right amount of icing, which was just a small little dab in the center. The rest of the icing had flown off, some on Mrs. Cake while the Spike was now completely covered in it.

    "Hmm, oh yea..." said Mrs. Cake...wearily, "...much better..."

    "Okay," said Twilight as she put the top on the box and used her magic to carry it away, "time to tackle the next item on our...oops!" Twilight then noticed Spike covered in th frosting. "Looks like we're going to have to add "give a baby dragon a bath" to our list." Spike then extended his tongue and with a spin twirl he learned from Mario, slurped up the icing and licked himself clean.

    "Very efficient!" said Twilight as they left Sugarcube Corner and Spike was now sitting on her back, "And a little bit gross."

    "Eh," Spike responded with a shoulder shrug.

    Once they had returned to the Library, they headed upstairs as Spike was looking over the checklist once more.

    "Looks like that's everything!" Spike told her as he hopped off Twilight's back.

    "Almost everything," Twilight told him as Spike noticed something at the bottom of the now rolled up checklist.

    "Triple-check checklist to make sure we didn't miss anything when we double checked the checklist!" Spike read aloud, "Uh...check!" Spike went to make the check when he flinched painfully as he dropped the quill, showing that his claw was now glowing a red.

    "Ugh...I've been holding that quill so long, I've got a claw cramp!" said Spike before wrapping up his hurting hand/claw up in some bandages as Twilight was looking at her cupcakes, "Well good thing we don't have anything to report to Princess Celestia this week...I don't think I could write another word!" Twilight then froze as if her heart had skipped a beat.

    "We haven't send a letter to Princess Celestia this week?!" Twilight exclaimed in a panic.

    "Why? Is that bad?" Spike asked casually.

    "Bad? BAD? Of course it's bad!" Twilight snapped, getting into Spike's face so quickly that his arms went into the air, sending the bandage on his claw to go flying behind him, "I'm...that is...Mario and I...are supposed to send Princess Celestia a letter every week, telling her about a lesson we've learned about friendship! Not every other week, not every ten days, every...single...week!" Twilight didn't hesitate to poke the Dragon's chest and got right into his face again as she explained the situation.

    "Huh?" said Spike puzzled. But Twilight was already tossing about various books near her desk.

    "Ohh...Where's my calendar, where my calendar?" Twilight asked frantically as she searched about.

    "Where it...always is?" Spike remarked as he walks over a drawer on the other side of the room and pulls it out. Twilight then grabbed the calendar with her magic and pulled it toward her desk, causing Spike to smack into the side of it.

    "When did we send the last one?" Twilight asked as she flipped through the pages.

    "Last...Tuesday?" Spike answered as he lay on the ground on his back.

    "And today is..." said Twilight as she finally found the current date in her calendar book.

    "Tuesday?" Spike answered again as Twilight's head shot up from the calendar in full panic, her face twitching from shock, making a face similar to Pinkie when the pink pony was suffering from depression.

    "Argh! Nononononononono!" Twilight exclaimed as she rushed up another set of stairs to look outside as the sun took a single step across the sky from east to west, "If I don't send a letter by sundown, I'll be...TARDY!" Twilight looked rather panicked as a dynamic background appears around her...until Spike appears and moves it away.

    "What's that now?" Spike asked as Twilight plopped onto her bed.

    "Tar-dy, Spike!" Twilight repeated with a groan, "Late, I'll be late! How could I let this happen? I'm usually so organized. I've never been late with an assignment." Twilight then grabbed her blanket and wrapped herself inside it like a cocoon, her body trembling a bit.

    "Oh please!" said Spike as he stood nearby before pulling off the blanket and heading downstairs, "You and Mario are the most studious students ever! I'm sure the Princess will forgive you if you two miss one deadline!" Twilight just looked down from above as she sat on her bed.

    "I don't know about Mario, but I'm afraid to take that chance, Spike," said Twilight before teleporting to Spike and getting in his face again, "This is the ruler of all of Equestria we're talking about. The pony who holds my...our...fate in her hooves! What if she doesn't forgive me?"

    "Yeah...I don't think she-"

    "What if instead she starts thinking I'm not taking my studies on friendship seriously?" Twilight interrupted, getting more and more anxious as she paces about the room.

    "Why would she-" Spike tried to speak again.

    "What if she make me come back to Canterlot and puts me back in school and makes me prove I've been taking them seriously by giving me a test?!" Twilight continued, cutting Spike off again, "What if I don't pass?!" Spike just glared and shook his head at her.

    "Well, why wouldn't you pass-"

    "She's my teacher," Twilight exclaimed, getting in his face and then hopped forward, "Do you what teachers do to students who don't pass? They send them back a grade! But she won't just sent me back a grade. She'll send me back to...magic kindergarten." Spike just facepalmed himself as Twilight began to vision herself in the middle of kindergarten classroom and all the young fillies were laughing at her. As if the vision was just a window shade, Spike pulls down on it back it retract, bring Twilight back to reality. At least physically, mentally Twilight was just sitting on the floor with an expression of dread and fear on her face, her body trembling once more.

    "Twilight? Twilight!" Spike called out to her, shaking her to snap Twilight's out of it.

    "Huh?" Twilight remarked as her mind is now back in reality.

    "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!" Spike told her sternly, "You're not going to be sent back to magic kindergarten."

    "You're right," said Twilight as she stood up, "I have no reason to worry. Because I'm going to solve a friend's problem and get that letter to Princess Celestia before sundown!" Spike just sighed to himself as he slumps forward.

    "So...go any problems, troubles, conundrums or any sort of issues, major or minor, that as I good friend could help you solve?" Twilight asked with a big smile.

    "Well..." Spike pondered, "I have this friend whose...recently kissed Mario on the lips and..."

    "Something besides that!" Twilight barked, not wanting to discuss that issue at all, even if it did actually make for a good friendship problem that needed solving.

    "Huh. Hmm. Huunh. Huh...I got nothin'," said Spike after some deep pondering, leaving Twilight a bit dejected...for a moment before she sighed.

    "Then it looks like I'm going to have to find somepony who does," said Twilight before taking her leave. Spike just sighed to himself.

    "This won't end well," he muttered to himself. Just outside the Library, Twilight was still feeling rather annoyed.

    "I can't believe Spike would consider the fact I kissed Mario on the lips a friendship problem," she complained to herself, "Things are just fine between the two of us now. Sure we don't study anymore together, but Mario's still there for me if I need him and..." Twilight then realized something.

    "Mario!" said Twilight, "we do those letters on lessons we learn together. Even if I haven't found a friendship problem, I'm sure he has! Mario has always come through for me in a pinch and even if he's already written up the lesson, I can just ask for his insight, take some notes, and then I'll have own letter! Squee!" Twilight excitedly took off for Mario's house and eagerly knocked on the door.

    "Door is unlocked!" Mario called from inside. Twilight looked a little puzzled as she heard some laughter from inside. Twilight opened the door to find both he and Pinkie in his kitchen. They were apparently making some sandwiches and Pinkie had just drawn a mustache and goatee on Mario's face using mustard.

    "Oh-huh-huh-uh! I have discovered zee master-piece-a!" Mario exclaimed with French accent as he raised a fore-hoof in the air before he and Pinkie laughed harder and they hugged each other. Twilight just looked at them funny.

    "Umm...what's going on here?" Twilight asked slowly.

    "We're just getting some sandwiches and food ready for the picnic later today," said Mario as Pinkie set two potato chips over her eyes.

    "You like my new sun shades?" Pinkie asked.

    "Oh, they look delicious, darling," said Mario, pretending to be Rarity before they laughed once more. Twilight just rolled her eyes at them.

    "Heh, heh, heh," said Twilight unamused, "Mario, do you have a minute? I need to speak to you about something."

    "Is it personal?" said Mario asked, tilting his head as a clue that unless Twilight gave a good reason, Pinkie was not gonna go anywhere.

    "No, but...oh never mind," said Twilight, "Umm...you do know what today is right?"

    "Tuesday..." Mario guessed slowly.

    "The day our letter to Princess Celestia is due," said Twilight, "I came to see if you've got anything to report. If we don't send something by the end of the day, we'll be...tardy!"

    "Now hold on there," said Mario, "Since when did Mom say we had to deliver a letter each week?"

    "Uh...that's what we've been doing this whole time..." Twilight said slowly.

    "According to her instructions," said Mario, "Princess Celestia said we must report to her our findings on the magic of friendship here in Ponyville. She never said we must report to her our findings on the magic of friendship here in Ponyville every week."

    "Well we did make a nice little routine of sending her a letter every week since we've got here," Twilight replied quickly, "Don't you think she's gonna be a little concerned if we skip a week. We've always sent her a letter on Tuesday! I don't know about you, but I don't want to risk getting her angry because she finds her mail to us non-existent!"

    "I'm sure Mom wouldn't be upset just because we didn't send her a letter this week," said Mario and Twilight just gasped.

    "How can you be so calm about this?" said Twilight, "We're about to miss an assignment! Doesn't that get you at least a little worried?"

    "Of course it did," said Pinkie, "Mario had a nervous breakdown about it last night."

    "Thanks for sharing!" Mario retorted sarcastically.

    "You're welcome," Pinkie replied with a squeaky smile as Mario rolled his eyes.

    "My point Twilight is that the weekly deadline doesn't exist," said Mario, "sure we've made a habit of sending them weekly, but I'm surprised we kept it up this long."

    "Surprised?" said Twilight.

    "Friendship problems aren't issues that appear on routine like that," said Mario, "There was bound to be a week where no problems or issues occur. It's like that time we had that book report and the library and bookstores sold out on all the books we needed to complete the assignment."

    "Oh please don't bring that up," Twilight remarked wearily.

    "My point is that, you can't do an assignment when there no material to work with," said Mario, "If Mom has an issue about it, we can just tell her what's going on. She'll understand."

    "WHAT?!" Twilight exclaimed.

    "Look if it will make you feel better," said Mario as he headed over to a desk on the other side of the house, "I can write Mom a letter and tells her what's going on." Mario began to write when Twilight pushed him away and pinned him against the wall with her fore-hooves.

    "Nonononono!" Twilight pleaded, "Please don't tell the Princess about this!"

    "Twilight, everything is going to be fine," said Mario, "Now let go of me so I can write to Mom." Twilight looked at him with watery eyes.

    "Please I beg of you!" Twilight pleaded as she literally sat on her hind legs and clasped her fore-hooves together to plead, "I'll do anything you want! I'll kiss you again on the lips, I'll date you, I'll be your marefriend! We can get married and start a family! Just please, please, please, don't tell Princess Celestia about this and let me find a friendship problem to solve!" Twilight knelt before him as she looked at him with large eyes. Mario just looked indignant. As much as he would love to have another kiss with Twilight and all those others things. He wanted Twilight to do that cause she was in love with him, not just desperate.

    "Twilight..." Mario began but the purple pony just gave him the puppy dog pout.

    "Okay, okay!" Mario remarked, "But you can't just make a friendship problem appear you know, even if our friends..."

    "Our friends!" Twilight exclaimed, "I can go see if our other friends have any friendship problems! Mario, you're a genius!" Twilight then quickly kissed his cheek and took off from the house.

    "Twilight wait!" Mario called out, "That's not what I...UGH! Why can't she ever listen to me!"

    "Just give her some space," said Pinkie gently, "When she's ready for help, she'll come back." Mario just sighed. Now he was worried about Twilight too.

    A clock ticking could be heard as the sun made another step across the sky. Twilight was just making her way through the town.

    "You've got this, Twilight," she told herself trying to stay positive, "You have plenty of time to get that letter to Princess Celestia! Has to be somepony who needs the help of a good friend!"

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" somepony screamed.

    "Rarity!" said Twilight, getting stars in her eyes.

    "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKK!" Rarity screamed some more as Twilight bucked open the front door.

    "Don't worry, Rarity!" said Twilight, "I'm here!" Rarity was just on a display stage sobbing.

    "Why me-e-e-e-e-ee..." Rarity moaned dramatically and then gasped, "WHYYYY?! Why? Why-y?! And of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" Rarity continued to cry while Twilight is actually smiling excitedly. This is exactly what she had been looking for.

    "What's happened?" Twilight asked, trying to show concern, "Are you alright?" Rarity gasped again.

    "I've lost my diamond-encrusted purple ribbon!" Rarity told her with pouty lips, "I have searched high, and I have searched low. Low and high! High and low! But I can't find it anywhere! Anywhere-e-e-e-ere! How can I possibly finish my latest creation if I can't find it?!" Rarity then summons her chasse sofa and continues to sob. Twilight seems more overjoyed about the problem than she should have been, even rubbing her fore-hooves with anticipation.

    "Never fear, Rarity," said Twilight, "As you friend, I'll do my best to help you fi-"

    "Oh, there it is," said Rarity, calming down instantly as she find her ribbon nearby, picks it up, and gets back to work. Twilight seems a bit stunned.

    "So...you just lost your ribbon?" said Twilight slowly.

    "Mm-hm!" Rarity answered as she examines the ribbon with her magic.

    "But now you've found it?" Twilight added in the same tone.

    "Yeah-huh," said Rarity as she used some scissors to cut the ribbon into pieces.

    "And nothing else is bothering you?" Twilight asked next, "Nothing that I, a good friend could help you with?" Twilight couldn't help but give her starry-eyed smile.

    "Hmm...there is one thing," said Rarity, giving Twilight some large eyes and pouty lips.

    "Yes?" Twilight asked eagerly. even leaning forward to the point that her hind legs are in the air.

    "I think I left my measuring tape under the fabric over there," said Rarity, "Could you get that for me?" Twilight just sighed to herself.

    "Measuring tape?" Twilight said half-heartedly, "Sure." Rarity took notice of Twilight's tone.

    "Twilight? Is there something bother-Twilight?" By the time Rarity turned around, Twilight had already left.

    More clock ticking can be heard as the sun took another step as Twilight is once again walking through the town.

    "No need to panic," Twilight told herself, "Rarity is just one pony. I'm sure one of my other friends will need me." It was then Rainbow, wearing some safety goggles, was seen making various grunts and kai noises as she karate kicked a wooden wall of a barn, then smashed through the other side. Some broken wood shards stuck to her blue fur, but she quickly shakes them off before air diving at the barn once again. Applejack, stationed in an underground bunker wearing a red helmet, crouches down and covers her head as the impact shakes her up a bit. Rainbow then karate chops some more wood planks and beams, even tearing a plank of wood off with her teeth and tossing it away. Twilight happened the walking down a path when the wood plank landed before her, startling her.

    "What is the world...?" Twilight exclaimed as she saw Rainbow charging and smashing the barn, "Rainbow must be angry with Applejack! She must hate her guts! How wonderful!" Twilight gets her starry smile before taking off towards Rainbow. The blue pony was about to make another charge when...

    "Rainbow Dash! Stop!" Twilight called out, causing the blue pony to come to a halt and found that her tail was being held in the air by Twilight's magic. The purple pony approached her, "Listen, Rainbow. I know you're upset with Applejack, but don't worry. Whatever it is that has come between you two, I'm sure that I, as a good friend, can help you resolve your problems." That was then Twilight let go and Rainbow hit the ground with a THUD.

    "Uh, what are you talking about?" Rainbow asked puzzled.

    "Oh Rainbow Dash, you don't have to hide your feeling from me!" said Twilight as she rubs the blue pony's shoulder, "I can tell you two must've had a terrible fight." Rainbow was still puzzled before she found herself sitting in a therapy sofa. Twilight had found herself a pair of glasses to wear and had tied her mane into a bun and used her magic to hold a clipboard.

    "Now, why don't you tell me all about your issues with Applejack," said Twilight gently, patting Rainbow on the head.

    "I don't have any issues with Applejack," Rainbow said plainly.

    "You don't?" Twilight asked puzzled, "Then why are you destroying her property?"

    "Because she asked me to," Rainbow answered as she sat up, "Right Applejack?"

    "Yes, ma'am," Applejack agreed as she lifted her helmet off her head, "I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first. Hehe. Now get back to it, R.D." Applejack put her helmet back on and ducked back into her bunker.

    "You got it, boss!" Rainbow called out and started to ascend into the sky.

    "I'd take cover if I were you," said Applejack. Twilight just looked puzzled as the orange pony ducked down. Twilight then noticed that as Rainbow flew high into the sky she began to air dive right at the barn, giving a loud battle cry. Twilight yelped as she ducked into the bunker. A few seconds later...

    BOOOOOOOOOM! RAINBOW 'SPLOSION!

    Large amounts of rubble and dirt landed right on top of both ponies. Applejack just quickly popped out with huge smile on her face and jumped out of the bunker. Twilight just popped out with a sigh before heading on her way. The rubble had messed up her mane and tail slightly, but Twilight was too focused on her own mission to care.

    The clock continued to tick as the sun made another step across the sky as Twilight made her way towards Fluttershy's cottage.

    "I can't believe I wasted all that time," said Twilight with a sigh, "I should have just come here first. Fluttershy always has some fear she's trying to get over. As a good friend, I'll be able to help her." Twilight walked around the house to see Fluttershy standing before a bear. The bear roared as Fluttershy ran under his legs to get away, the bear looked under for a second before Fluttershy grunts as she give the bear a hard karate kick, knocking the bear into his back and pulling his hind leg from behind making the bear groan in pain and pound his fists to the ground.

    "Fluttershy?" said Twilight in deep shock. Fluttershy then does a stomp attack on the bears back. Twilight knew Fluttershy could have only learned that from Mario. The bear just began cry for mercy. Twilight's jaw literally dropped as Fluttershy twisted the bears neck aggressively and then flipped the bear into his back for the victory. Twilight just couldn't believe what she had seen.

    "How can this be happening?" said Twilight, still in disbelief, "Of all the days she had to stop being such a scardy pony, she had to pick today?! What am I going to do?!" Twilight just walked sadly away. If she had stayed a few seconds longer, she would have seen that the bear had enjoyed the tussle.

    "You really should have come to me sooner," said Fluttershy as she used her fore-hooves to gently rub his back, "you were carrying so much tension in that shoulder." The bear just growled contently with its tongue was hanging out of its mouth.

    With her opportunities to help her friends non-existent, Twilight was now laying down on a park bench with her tail tucked between her legs as she brushed it with one of her fore-hooves.

    "It's fine, It'll all be fine. The day isn't over yet," Twilight told herself before she sat up and looked at the sun in the sky, "But it will be over soon!" The sun inched closer to the western horizon and more clock ticking could heard. Twilight groaned as she sat on the bench.

    "It'll all be over!" said Twilight as she looked at herself in a puddle of water and tears began to fall from her eyes, "My time in Ponyville! My advanced studies!" Twilight then tried to recompose herself.

    "Nono," Twilight told her reflection as she rubbed her hooves, "You're a good student. You can do this." She gave herself a hoof pump to emphasize her point.

    "Ooh! But what if I can't?" said Twilight's reflection with a fearful and worried look on her face.

    "You can!" Twilight told her reflection, who was on the verge of tears, "You just need to keep it together. Keep. It. Together!" Twilight sternly stared at her reflection as she leaned her face at the water when Spike came along carrying a package.

    "Are you talking to...yourself?" Spike asked uneasily. He slowly walked up and waved his hand over her face since Twilight was too in the moment to reply, "Twilight?" Twilight just blinked before she sat up. She soon noticed some little fillies just laughing at the distance, making her left ear impulsively twitch. The foals suddenly turned into dark shadows that started laughing at her, making her stare blankly at them until Spike literally bursts Twilight's little bubble.

    "Snap out of it!" Spike yelled sternly.

    "Huh?" Twilight just sat on the ground on her back, her mane and tails looking even more frazzled.

    "Are you okay?" Spike asked with concern. Twilight just shakes her head a bit, still looking at the three fillies, who were just jumping rope and playing together.

    "Twilight, I'm really worried," said Spike since Twilight still wasn't listening to him and was blinking, rubbing her eyes, blinked again, and just sat facing away from him with a slight wobble to her stance, "I mean this letter thing is really getting to you. Here. You've been so anxious all day that you completely forgot about the picnic. Why don't you try to relax and go hang out with-"

    "The picnic," Twilight exclaimed, nearly doing a one-eighty of her head and startled Spike as she grabbed the box with her magic, "I should go see my friends!" Twilight then took off to meet the other ponies.

    "I'm glad you've come to your senses," said Spike with some relief, but inwardly was a little worried.

    Mario, please get Twilight to come to her senses, Spike thought, She's gonna drive herself insane if someone doesn't get through to her...

    In another part of the park, Pinkie happily bounced over with her own little picnic basket. As she sets the basket down and removed the checkered cloth as some balloons pop out and carry the basket high into the sky. Fluttershy just watched the balloons disappear as Pinkie gave her a puzzled look. Meanwhile, Applejack was laying out their picnic cloth for their lunch and Rainbow, wearing some sunglasses, is busy putting on some sunscreen. Rarity was busy shuffling through her own basket.

    "Please tell me I did not forget the plates," said Rarity and gasped when she realized she had, "I did. I totally forgot them. Of all the worst things that could happen, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" Fluttershy just made an unamused face as Rarity summoned her chasse sofa and threw herself on it to cry.

    "Oh why, why, why..." Rarity sobbed until she noticed everyone is either just staring or glaring at her, "...Uh...What? You didn't expect me to lay on the grass, did you?" The others just gave her more stares and skeptical looks when they heard the sound of someone sliding down a nearby pole. They all looked and saw that it was Mario as he made his own picnic basket appear and wearing a brown beret on his head.

    "Ooh, what's with the chapeau darling?" Rarity asked with a smile. Mario just looked a little shy.

    "Well...you girls are always saying that I should show a little confidence and go with my gut on such things," said Mario timidly, "And well...if it looks silly I'll just..."

    "No no keep it on!"

    "We love it"

    "Awesome!"

    "Looking good, Mario!"

    "It's fabulous darling!" said the five girls as Mario smiled and set his basket down as Rainbow reclined against the blanket with a smashed box appears behind her head. Rainbow lowered her shades and looks up to see...Twilight?!

    "Whoa!" Mario exclaimed as he saw her and leaned away nervously. Twilight just gave them a maniacal smile, her mane and tail looking even more frazzled. Everyone just looked at her uneasily as they stood side by side.

    "You alright, hun?" Applejack asked as she took a step forward.

    "No! I am not alright," said Twilight loudly with large eyes. The six ponies all chatter about with each other in worry and shock.

    "It's just terrible," Twilight told them with her head down.

    "Yes?" the six ponies said at once, leaning forward.

    "Simply awful," said Twilight worried.

    "Yes!?" the six ponies asked, leaning forward again.

    "It's the most horrific trouble I've ever been in and I really, really, really need your help!" Twilight pleaded.

    "YES!?" the six ponies repeated, now feeling very worried and concerned.

    "My...Our...letter to Princess Celestia is almost overdue," Twilight told them, pressing both her fore-hooves to her head and looking at them with worried eyes, "And I haven't learned anything about friendship!" The six ponies just breathed a huge sigh of relief and smile to each other.

    "This again," Mario muttered.

    "Oh thank goodness," said Fluttershy, "I thought something really awful had happened." Twilight was taken aback, making a groan that sounded like she was being strangled. She immediately teleported to Rainbow, who turned away in annoyance.

    "Something awful has happened!" Twilight exclaimed before teleporting to Rarity, making the marshmallow pony do a spit take, "If I don't turn in the letter on time, I'll be tardy!" Twilight then teleported towards Applejack as she knelt on her hind legs.

    "TARDY!" Twilight cried out in desperation. Mario just looked rather worried as the other girls just started to laugh at her. Twilight felt rather angry. The sound of a kettle whistle could be heard as her cheeks turned slightly red.

    "No offense, sugarcube," said Applejack as she gently pushed Twilight away with both her fore-hooves, "but it looks like somepony's gettin' themselves all worked up for nothin'!"

    "This is not nothing," Twilight snapped before she swatted Applejack's hooves away from her, "This is everything." Twilight then scurried across the picnic blanket, moving from Rainbow to Fluttershy.

    "I need you guys to help me find somepony with a problem I can fix before sundown!" Twilight cried out as she stopped moving about then glared sternly at Pinkie, "My whole life depends on it!"

    "Oh, Twilight, you're such a crack-up!" Pinkie giggled before she started to laugh.

    "Come on now," said Applejack as Twilight just glared at the others, "Have a seat and stop sweatin' the small stuff."

    "Ugh...UGH!" Twilight groaned in annoyance twice before taking off and teleporting away.

    "Wow, I've never seen Twilight so upset before," Fluttershy told the others.

    "Oh, what a drama queen," said Rarity, earning the marshmallow pony some dirty looks, "Mm, relatively speaking..." Rarity chuckled sheepishly as she looked away. It was then the five girls noticed that Mario looked rather upset himself.

    "Hey, don't let Twilight get you all tied up in a knot, bro," Rainbow told him.

    "You don't understand," said Mario, "I've seen Twilight go stir crazy before, but I've never seen anything as bad as this!"

    "I'm sure she's just overreacting," said Rarity.

    "Either way," said Mario, "I can't just sit back and let her be alone like this. I get like that too sometimes so I can sympathize with what's going on in her head. I'll be right back everypony. Enjoy the sandwiches." Mario then teleported after Twilight. It wasn't long before he arrived inside the Library seeing Twilight frantically pacing back and forth across the floor.

    "Must find friendship problem! Must find friendship problem!" Twilight repeated frantically, "Friendship problem me findie!" Mario looked even more worried as Spike walked up to him with a stern look on his face.

    "Do something!" Spike snapped. Mario took a slow deep breath and approached the rather frazzled pony.

    "Twilight?" Mario said gently as Twilight was rubbing her fore-hooves and staring at a bookshelf.

    "You have a friendship problem for me?" Twilight said frantically with a smile that showed she was on the brink of a mental breakdown.

    "Uhh...no," said Mario as Twilight groaned and plopped to the floor. She then sat up instantly a second later.

    "I know, I can spy on the other ponies in town," said Twilight, "I can use my magic so I can watch them all, watch their every move, and when a friendship problem comes, I can save the day!"

    "TWILIGHT!" Mario shouted sternly, making her flinch as he walked up to her.

    "Listen to yourself!" said Mario in the same tone, "What you're considering is crazy! Nothing is going to happen if you don't submit that letter. There was nothing in the instructions that we had to do this weekly. You're not missing an assignment and you're not tardy!"

    "But..."

    "You are not missing an assignment and you're not tardy!" Mario repeated, this time getting in her face. Twilight just looked nervously until she let out a long sigh.

    "Okay...okay," said Twilight.

    "Are you gonna calm down and relax?" Mario asked her, still looking at her sternly.

    "Mm-hm," Twilight replied with a soft smile. Mario was skeptical but just sighed and pulled back a bit.

    "Alright then," said Mario, "Take a few deep breaths, brush your mane and tail, and come back to the picnic with us. I made your favorite sandwiches and I'll bet you haven't eaten anything all day have you?" Twilight's stomach growled as she gave him a sheepish smile. Mario chuckled.

    "No worries, it's hard to eat when your anxious," said Mario sympathetically.

    "Alright, I'll get myself ready then," said Twilight, "see you a bit." Mario nodded as he and Spike watched her head upstairs. Spike just looked indignantly.

    "You don't really believe her do you?" Spike asked curiously as Mario's face went from cheerful to irritated.

    "Not for one second," Mario snorted, "I'm sorry it's come to this but Twilight leaves me no choice. I'm going over her head."

    "Whoa..." said Spike, taken aback hearing Mario suggest something like that.

    "Spike, take a letter," said Mario, "I have something that needs to be sent to Mom right away."

    "Way ahead of you," said Spike as he pulled out an already written letter, "Does this sound okay?" Mario quickly read over and nodded.

    "Couldn't have said it better myself, Spike," said Mario, "send it now. I'm going back to the picnic." Spike nodded and sent the letter as Mario teleported back to the park.

    True, to Mario's suspicions, Twilight had continued on with her panic attack in her bedroom, which was now pushing her to the brink of insanity as she chuckled to herself.

    "Oh my poor sweet Mario," Twilight said to herself in a tone that was anything but natural, "You might not care about disappointing the Princess, but I don't have that luxury. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to not disappoint her and neither you or any other pony is going to stop me. Nopony will stop me!" Twilight laughed maniacally as she noticed the sun take another step forward as the sound of a clock was heard.

    "Clock is ticking, Twilight. Clock. Is Ticking," Twilight told herself, making the face of a pony gone mad.

    "Keep it together," said Twilight as she paced about her room and then saw her blue chest, "If I can't find a friendship problem...I'll make a friendship problem!" Twilight used her magic to open her chest and rubs her fore-hooves in a devious manner. Twilight had officially gone insane.

    As the sun continued to make its way further west, a red bird was about to settle down in its nest. The bird was then startled when Twilight rose from the bush with the nest on her head and a creepy smile on her face. Twilight made some insane giggles as she eyeballed the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the distance. The three fillies were just giggling about as they played with their ball. Just as the ball landed in the middle of them before it began to glow and expand. Twilight then popped right out of it.

    "Hi girls!" said Twilight with a creepy smile and her left ear twitching twice.

    "Oh, hi, Twilight," said Apple Bloom, feeling a little disturbed at Twilight's appearance and her smile as Scootaloo looked at the purple pony suspiciously and Sweetie Belle just had a blank look on her face, "How's it go-"

    "Gr-eat, just great," said Twilight, cutting off Apple Bloom as sweat drops down the purple ponies face as she paces towards them, making the three fillies back away, "You three look like you're doing great too. Looks like three good friends who obviously don't need the help of another good friend." Twilight managed to get between Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle as she finished her remark by getting into Scootaloo's face. Her left ear twitched again as her eyes were now showing rings under them as she presented them a raggedy doll that had one eye missing, old yarn hair, and some polka dot bottoms.

    "This is Smarty Pants," said Twilight as she nuzzled the doll affectionately, "She was mine when I was your age, and now I want to give her to you!" She hovered the doll before the three fillies, who just looked at the doll skeptically.

    "That's...um...great," said Scootaloo, struggling to find something nice to say.

    "Yeah, great," Apple Bloom added in the same tone.

    "I really...like her...mane," said Sweetie Belle with an uncertain tone. Twilight rushed up to them.

    "She even comes with her own notebook and quill," said Twilight as she gave Scootaloo the notebook and tucks the quill behind Sweetie Belle's ear, "for when you want to pretend she's doing her homework!" Twilight then rubbed her fore-hooves together as her head dangled to one side. The three fillies were getting worried and uncomfortable.

    "That's...um...great," said Scootaloo with no enthusiasm in her voice.

    "Yeah...great," Apple Bloom slowly and skeptically before they jabbed Sweetie Belle to say something.

    "I really like her...mane?" Sweetie Belle repeated.

    "I just hope the fact that there are three of you and only one of her doesn't become a problem," said Twilight as she moved the doll before turning away as dark shadows appear around her face, which gave Twilight a devious smile and she made other insane faces, "I'd hate to cause a rift between such good friends." It was then Scootaloo rotated a fore-hoof on the side of her head to the other fillies, emphasizing that she felt Twilight was...cuckoo. It didn't last long before Twilight shoved the doll into their faces again.

    "So, who wants to play with her first?" Twilight asked eagerly.

    "Uh...You should play with her first, Sweetie Belle," said Apple Bloom as she pushed the marshmallow filly forward and took off, "Y 'know, 'cause you like her mane so much." Sweetie Belle's eyes shrunk for a moment.

    "Nononononono, I think Scootaloo should get to play with her first," Sweetie Belle answered as she took off. Scootaloo looked back to see its now just her and the doll.

    "I'd love to, but, um, you take her, Apple Bloom," said Scootaloo nervously and went to grab Apple Bloom, who was being pushed by Sweetie Belle to take the doll and Scootaloo started to pull her red mane. Apple Bloom managed to break free.

    "Applejack says it's important to share," said Apple Bloom as she tries to push Sweetie Belle towards the doll, but the marshmallow filly resists. Soon Twilight realized that they are fighting more not to play with the doll rather than fighting over it.

    I gotta think of something! Twilight thought nervously, Thinkthinkthinkthinkthink, Twilight. Think! Twilight then gasped.

    That's it! Twilight told herself as she clapped one fore-hoof on top of the other.

    "Ooh, you're going to like Smarty Pants," said Twilight sinisterly, "And you're going to like her more than anything!" Twilight then leaned forward and sent out a ray of hearts towards the doll, enchanting it as the doll landed before the fighting fillies. It didn't take long before the eyes of the three fillies changed into hearts.

    "I want it," said Scootaloo with a gasp.

    "I need it," Apple Bloom added.

    "I really like her mane!" Sweetie Belle repeated before the three fillies were literally fighting over the doll like Twilight had planned. Twilight reeled back a bit before seeing her plan had worked.

    "The "want it, need it" spell, works every time," said Twilight before teleporting to the other side of the fight and stood ready for action, "Okay, okay, let's break it up. I think we can all see that there is an important lesson to be learned here about-"

    SMACK

    "Ugh!" said Twilight as the three fillies bashed into her and knocked her back, "C'mon here girls, we're all friends here right? Don't you think you ought to share?"

    "No way!" Apple Bloom retorted as she stuck her head out of the fight cloud . Twilight looked annoyed before she dived into the fight cloud to break them up the hard away, but seconds later came flying out and crashed into Big Mac upside down. He was apparently carrying a bucket in his mouth.

    "Big Macintosh! Thank goodness!" said Twilight with relief, "You've gotta help me get that doll away from those girls!" Twilight pointed towards the fighting girls.

    "Eeyup," said Big Mac plainly before setting down his bucket, walking up casually, and plucked the doll out of the fight without any trouble whatsoever.

    "Oh thank you so much," said Twilight, "Now if you could just give her to me?" Before Twilight could grab it with her magic, Big Mac ran off with it.

    "Nnnope," Big Mac replied, eyes showing he was now affected by the spell.

    "Oh no!" Twilight exclaimed.

    "Give her back! Don't touch it! It's mine!" the three fillies complained as they chased Big Mac across the park for the doll. They soon came across Mayor Mare, who had been sitting on a chair reading a book.

    "What's all the commotion about?" she demanded.

    "They're fighting over that doll!" Orange Swirl pointed out.

    "That incredible, amazing doll!" Bon Bon added as she and several other ponies were now wanting the doll for themselves. Dozens of ponies were soon arguing over the doll as they literally buried Big Mac alive trying to claim it. Twilight tried to push her way through the crowd of fighting ponies so she could disable the spell.

    "Can't...get...a clear shot..." Twilight grunted as every time she found her target, somepony got in her way. Big Mac was about to submerge when Mayor Mare snagged the doll for herself.

    "Gimme!" she exclaimed and ran off. Then...

    BOOM!

    Several ponies went flying in all directions as Big Mac bashed his way out of the pony made mountain.

    "Nope," Big Mac said determined and went after Mayor Mare and other ponies went after her. Twilight was left agape as she saw the ruckus unfold.

    "Oh, what have I done?!" said Twilight wearily.

    Meanwhile, the five girls and Mario were just relaxing by their blanket. Rainbow was just reclining lazily on the blanket. Pinkie was just poking a picnic cloth in another basket. Rarity and Fluttershy were chatting with each other and Applejack was just leaning against a tree, hat tilted over her eyes as she sucked on a wheat stalk. Mario was sitting next to her, trying to relax, but was now feeling rather worried herself. Fluttershy took notice.

    "Still worried about Twilight?" she asked from her side of the picnic blanket.

    "Yeah," said Mario, "You should've seen how Twilight was acting when I got there. I haven't seen a pony that unraveled since..."

    "Don't bring up the Gala," said Fluttershy with a glare.

    "Or my birthday!" Pinkie added.

    "Sorry," said Mario, "I just hope I did the right thing..." He had informed them about his decision to have Spike send a letter to the Princess about the matter.

    "You did," said Rainbow bluntly, "You're not snitching on Twilight for doing anything wrong, just to get her to chill out."

    "True," said Mario when suddenly there was a rumble approaching, which woke up Applejack.

    "Y'all hear that?" the orange pony asked the others before a huge cloud of arguing ponies trampled through their picnic blanket.

    "What in the name of all things oats n apples is goin' on here?!" Applejack asked, turning to Pinkie as Mario stood beside the pink pony with a face that meant somepony was in big trouble.

    "I can make a pretty good guess," Mario snarled as the pony continued their pursuit of Mayor Mare. Then a Pegasus pony swooped down and intercepted the doll, which only cause a tug of war in the sky as another Pegasus tried to pull it away from the other. They eventually lose grip of it and the doll lands near Rainbow. The blue Pegasus went to look at it and was nearby enchanted as well before a certain purple pony appeared.

    "Don't look at it!" she called out, shutting Rainbow's eyes and turning her head away.

    "Don't look at what?" Rarity asked curiously.

    "My Smarty Pants doll," Twilight answered, letting go of Rainbow's head so she tumbled into her back, "I enchanted her and now everypony is fighting over her!" The other ponies had broken up into smaller fights as the doll began to bounce from one fight cloud to the next.

    "Why would you enchant your doll?" Fluttershy asked.

    "Oh, I had to do something!" Twilight retorted with worry as she crutched to the ground with her hooves on her head, "I had nothing to report to Princess Celestia." Mario had heard enough as his temper boiled.

    "GRRRRRRR-RAH! I don't know why I even bother trying to help you anymore!" Mario yelled, making Twilight cower back as he got into her face, "You never listen to me! I told you everything was going to be fine! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST ME!"

    "I'm sorry! I had to try and send something!" Twilight protested, "I thought if I couldn't find a problem, I'd make a problem! The day is almost over!"

    "Not almost," said Applejack as the sun slowly made its way past the horizon, declaring that the day was over. Twilight just lowered her head in defeat.

    "TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" a stern but bold voice called from above. For their hovering above them all in a bright light was Princess Celestia herself.

    "Whoa...nelly," said Applejack as she removed her hat.

    "This can't be good," Mario added as he and the six girls looked at the alicorn fearfully. Princess Celestia then flashed a bright light from her horn, removing the enchantment from the doll and all the ponies affected by it. This made everyone stop arguing and even Mayor Mare was shocked to see that she was hoof wresting with Muffins as the doll landed before them all. The other ponies just shared both sheepish and silly smiles. Mayor Mare felt rather embarassed as her face turned bright red. She just stomped the doll, making it give a loud squeak as she and the other ponies dispersed, leaving just Big Mac and the doll on the ground. Big Mac looked about for a couple of seconds. Then he grabbed the doll, giving a loud neigh as he ran off with it, showing that he genuinely wanted the doll by the hearts in his eyes. Mario and Applejack watched him run off with disturbed looks on their faces.

    "What is seen cannot be unseen," Mario remarked as Applejack nodded in agreement before turning their attention towards the Princess, who was still glaring sternly at Twilight. Twilight was cowering as Applejack was biting her upper lip and the others looked just as worried as the bright light around Princess Celestia faded.

    "Meet me in the library," Princess Celestia told Twilight sternly. Mario took a step forward.

    "Mom, please..."

    "Both of you," She added, making Mario nervous, before taking to the sky.

    "Goodbye, girls," said Twilight sadly as she stood up and looked at them with teary eyes, "if you care to visit, I'll be in magic kindergarten, back in Canterlot." Twilight then turned to walk. She noticed that Mario was waiting for her. The colt just gave her a stern glare before shaking his head and walking ahead of her. Twilight just looked at him sadly before following a short distance behind. The other five ponies were slowly starting to put two and two together.

    "Magic kindergarten?" said Fluttershy in shock.

    "Canterlot?" Rainbow added in the same tone.

    "We're never gonna see Twilight again!" said Pinkie as she covered her face with her fore-hooves, "and the Princess might even send Mario away too!"

    "Uh, what are we gonna do, y'all?" Applejack asked worried as she put a comforting fore-hoof on Pinkie's back.

    "Of all the worst things that could have happened," said Rarity, getting ready to be overdramatic again, "this is...THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" The other ponies just looked at her with skeptical or annoyed looks.

    "What?" Rarity asked innocently, "I really meant it this time!" The others just rolled their eyes.

    Meanwhile, Mario and Twilight were just outside the Library. No words had been said the entire way back as Mario went to grab the door.

    "Wait!" Twilight called out. Mario just stood with his back against her and didn't move. Twilight looked at him sadly.

    "I'm sorry," said Twilight sadly, "I know that's not enough but...please don't hate me..." Mario just sighed.

    "I'll never hate you," he said softly, "just because I'm hurt doesn't mean I don't love you. Now come on." Twilight whimpered as Mario opened the door, gesturing for her to go first.

    "Twilight, I'm giving you a second chance," said Mario, "will you trust me? Even though you're scared?" Twilight just took a deep breath and bravely went inside. Mario smiled to himself for a second before walking inside as well. There was Princess Celestia, waiting for the both of them. She had already informed Spike that the three ponies were to be left alone, but Spike still eavesdropped quietly behind a book shelf. Twilight made her way over to the Princess and crutched low fearfully as the Princess just looked at her sternly. Mario just stood close by. In despite of how angry he was with Twilight, his heart couldn't take seeing Twilight like this.

    "Mom," Mario said boldly, taking a step forward, "Please have mercy on Twilight. She never meant any harm. You know as well as I do how hard it is think rationally when your panicking. Remember all those times I made those mistakes with you. Even when the spells cause chaos and mayhem, I never meant to hurt anypony. I was just...scared to disappoint you...Twilight felt the same way..."

    "Mario, that's enough!" said Princess Celestia boldly.

    "Twilight knows her actions have consequences," Mario continued to speak bravely, "Let me have her punishment!" Twilight gasped in shock. Even Princess Celestia was taken aback but recomposed herself.

    "Why would you do that?" Princess Celestia said sternly, "Mario, I know you care deeply for Twilight, but do you think this will change her feelings about you? She's already made it clear that you are only friends and nothing more! What do you have to gain by taking the fall for her actions? It could mean having to leave Ponyville." Mario just looked at her bravely.

    "Because when you truly love someone," said Mario firmly, "their happiness always comes first. I want Twilight to be happy and she is happy living here in Ponyville. Even if it means giving up my own happiness, her happiness will always come before mine." Twilight was fighting harder than ever not to break down in tears. Mario's words had really touched her heart. She didn't even know that Princess Celestia had taken notice.

    "Mario..." said Princess Celestia firmly, "I want you to step aside and let me hear what Twilight has to say. At the end of the day, I make the final decision on who gets punished. That's an order, young man." Mario just looked at her sadly before backing up a few steps and sat next to Twilight's left side.

    "If there's no more interruptions," Princess Celestia continued, "I'd like to discuss with Twilight why she thought it appropriate to use such a spell in the first place. I do not enjoy seeing unicorns misuse their magic."

    "But...but...I...we are supposed to send you a letter about friendship every week," said Twilight, "I missed the deadline. I'm a bad student! I'm...tardy!" Twilight just lowered her head sadly.

    "You are a wonderful student, Twilight," said Princess Celestia, "I don't need to get a letter every week to know that." Mario nodded quietly in agreement.

    "Really?" said Twilight as she lifted her head to look at the Princess when suddenly the other five girls came barreling through the front door. Rainbow dived inside, did a somersault, and then landed between Twilight and the Princess.

    "Wait!" Rainbow called out, raising a fore-hoof in the air.

    "You can't punish her!" said Pinkie as she rushed next to her

    "It wasn't her fault!" Applejack added from behind Twilight. Princess Celestia gave Mario a glance. He just shrugged his shoulders as a sign he had nothing to do with this.

    "I'm listening," said Princess Celestia.

    "Please, your Highness," said Fluttershy as she sat next to the Princess, "We all saw that Twilight was upset."

    "But we thought that the thing she was worrying about wasn't worth worrying about," Rainbow added.

    "So when she ran off all worked up," Applejack added as Pinkie gave Twilight a comforting nuzzle under the chin. Twilight was also standing up at this point, "not a single one of us tried to stop her. Well...Mario did, but...we should have as well."

    "Just like Mario, and as Twilight's good friends," Rarity added, "we should have taken her feelings seriously and been there for her!"

    "Please don't take her or Mario away from us just because we were too insensitive to help," Fluttershy added as she and everypony else gave her sad looks. It was only a second later that Princess Celestia expression softened.

    "Looks like you all learned a pretty valuable lesson today," Princess Celestia remarked as they all looked at her sadly.

    "Mm-hmm," said Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow, and Rarity together. Twilight was back to crutching on the floor, still feeling rather worried.

    "Very well," said Princess Celestia, "I'll forget Twilight's "punishment" on one condition." The others all spoke at once to agree, wondering what the condition was as Princes Celestia gracefully leaped over them towards the door leading to the balcony.

    "From this day forth, I would like you all to report to me your findings on the magic of friendship when, and only when, you happen to discover them," Princess Celestia told them as she gave Twilight and Mario a wink. Everyone cheered as Pinkie bounced about and Rainbow warped a hoof around Twilight for a side hug. Then Twilight realized something and went after the Princess.

    "Princess Celestia, wait!" said Twilight as the Princess was about to take flight, "How did you know that I was in trouble?"

    "Your friends Spike and Mario made me aware that you were letting your fears get the best of you," Princess Celestia explained as Spike got caught eavesdropping and went to hide while Pinkie, Applejack, Mario, Fluttershy, and Rarity appeared in view, "I commend them both for taking your feelings seriously. And before I go, I do have one more favor to ask of you."

    "What is it Princess?" Twilight asked as Princess Celestia leaned into her ear.

    "You know as well as I do that a girl doesn't just kiss a guy on the lips cause they are your best friend," Princess Celestia pointed out, "I know you have forgiven each other over what happened with Discord, but I feel like things between you have still been left unresolved. And I know you two were happier working together." Twilight sighed.

    "You're right," said Twilight, "but I'm afraid, Princess. Even...I don't know why I did that. And that's the truth." Princess Celestia just smiled.

    "All I ask is that you be honest with my son," she told her student, "It's the reason why I summoned both of you and not just you alone. So please talk things out before the day is over." Twilight just smiled and gave her a brave nod.

    "Now if you'll excuse me, I must return to Canterlot," said Princess Celestia as she pulled away and raised her wings, "I'm expecting some mail." Twilight smiled as she watched the Princess fly away and then teleport in front of the moon before heading back inside.

    "Y'all heard the Princess," said Applejack, "Spike, take a letter." The said dragon was leaning against the wall as he pulled out a parchment and quill from his back as Twilight walked into the room. Twilight then pulled Spike in for a grateful and tender hug. She then turned to Mario and raised a hoof to hug him but then...

    SMACK!

    "GASP!" the other ponies and Spike gasped as Twilight smacked a hoof across Mario's cheek.

    "What was that for?" Mario asked in shock, rubbing his sore check.

    "What were you thinking?" Twilight demanded.

    "About what?" Mario asked, not sure he had done to deserve a smack.

    "Why would you do that?" Twilight demanded again, "why would you offer to take my punishment? You could have been sent away! And yes, I heard everything you said about my happiness meaning more to you than your own!"

    "Maybe that's just how much I love my best friend," Mario answered. Twilight's eyes began to build up tears.

    "If you really loved me you would know that I would never be happy if you left," Twilight retorted as her voice cracked and she lost her grip on all the tears she had been holding back from today, from all those weeks since she had hurt Mario in the first place, "none of us would be if you left us. We all want you here in Ponyville! I want you here in Ponyville! I need you Mario! I need you here with me at the library. I...I...miss...you..." Twilight began to cry as Mario slowly walked up to her. He was about to pull her into a hug when she lifted her head to look at him. The others just watched quietly, wondering what would happen.

    "Just before I restored you from Discord's influence," Twilight continued in a broken tone. "I remember you telling me that I shouldn't bother to save you, because you thought you weren't worth it."

    "I'd rather not remember that," said Mario sadly, "I still regret that I let Discord corrupt you all."

    "That's not your fault!" Twilight croaked, "It's all mine! You only felt that way because I took you for granted. You've done so much for me over the years and have gotten so little in return. When I saw you so...broken, I wanted to just show you how much your friendship has meant to me."

    "Is that why you kissed me on the lips?" Mario asked.

    "Yes," said Twilight as her tears continued to stream down her cheeks, "Nothing else felt good enough. Plus...you told me after that it was your first time ever kissed on the lips, making it your first kiss. Well...just so you know...that was my first time kissing a colt on the lips too." Mario blinked as the others couldn't resist cooing, except for Spike who just stuck a finger in his mouth.

    "Wow," said Mario, "Am I really so important to you that you would give me such a rare gift?" Twilight smiled as she continued to cry.

    "Sorry if I upset you by doing that," Twilight continued, "I mean...I do like you. And I mean like you, but...I still not sure if its love or not. I've spent nights just trying to find an answer because I know I never wanted to hurt you like I did ever again. It's why I've been so scared to speak up. I don't want to give you false hope. I want you to be happy..." Mario just smiled and embraced Twilight tenderly as she just lost her voice in her tears. Twilight couldn't help but cry a little harder as Mario held her for a minute or two. The other ponies just smiled to each other, some like Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Rarity were shedding a few tears at the moment. Even Rainbow felt herself sniffing a bit before she turned away so no one could see her cry.

    "So, you miss me and want me to come back to studying with you," said Mario once they pulled away and Mario used a fore-hoof to wipe away Twilight's tears, "Alright then, but...I may ask for one condition..."

    "Name it," said Twilight as she wiped her eyes herself.

    "I want to make you a new schedule that will help you complete everything you need to do while still making time for your friends. And it will allow for the two of us to spend some real time together," said Mario, "I keep feeling like that it was because of your fear and insecurities why you have gotten too hyper-organized in recent days. I mean triple checking your checklists, getting a little crazy over a baker's dozen of cupcakes and complaining that the icing of one cupcake is driving you nuts?" Twilight blushed as she chuckled sheepishly.

    "Well...you love a girl who's got a problem," said Twilight shyly, "and anxiety issues."

    "I wouldn't love her any other way," said Mario sweetly, "and I can help you not feel like you have to be so controlling over your daily life and have some flexibility when the unexpected does occur. Remember, Twilight, you're not alone in your problems anymore. We've all learned a valuable lesson about being there for each other. We're always here for you." Twilight looked at Mario and then the rest of her friends smiled.

    "And spending more time one on one might help us find out if we're meant to be more than friends," Mario added, "if...you're willing to leave that door open?" Twilight chuckled.

    "I think that sound's fair," said Twilight, "after all, I'd like to do another platforming/parkour run with you again. That was so much fun!" Mario laughed as the two shared a warm hug. The others cheered. A little while later, they were all gathered at a podium as Applejack lowered her hat to begin what was going to be a group letter.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Applejack began, "We're writtin' to you because today we all learned a little something about friendship."

    "We learned that you should take your friend's worries seriously," said Fluttershy.

    "Even if you don't think that he or she has anything to worry about," Rainbow added as she lay on her stomach.

    "And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem..." Rarity added as she sat comfortably on a purple pillow.

    "...into an enormously huge entire-town-in-total-chaos Princess-has-to-come-and-save-the-day problem," Pinkie said as she made a superhero pose and plopped to the floor.

    "And that good friends should never be afraid to admit that they need each other and can tell one another what's bothering them or on their mind," Mario concluded as Twilight nodded in agreement.

    "Signed, your loyal subjects," Applejack finished.

    "P.S." Spike began as he went to write his own opinion, "Obviously Spike did not have to learn a lesson, because he is the best, most awesome friend a pony could ask for. Unlike everypony else, he took things seriously and-"

    "Ahem," said Mario indignantly as Twilight walked up to Spike shaking her head. The baby dragon lifted his head to see everypony giving him dirty looks.

    "Eheh...uh...yeah..." Spike stuttered, "I'll just...um..." Spike marked a large X over what he wrote, making the other's laugh. Spike just glared at them, snorting through his nose. Thought he was hoping that things really would go back to normal between Mario and Twilight.

    The next morning, Twilight gave a yawn and stretched her fore-hooves as got ready for the day. She then peaked downstairs and found Mario already gathering the books for today's studies. She gave a soft, happy squeal before rushing downstairs and hugging him tightly.

    "You came!" she exclaimed happily.

    "I said I come back first thing in the morning," said Mario, "So what did you wanna cover first?" Twilight smiled as she headed towards the front door and opened it.

    "How about we take a walk, just you and me, then pick up something at Sugarcube for breakfast?" Twilight proposed, "We can get started a little latter." Mario blinked a bit in surprised, but then chuckled.

    "After you my lady," Mario said chivalrously. Twilight giggled as she made her exit with Mario not far behind.

    "Be back later Spike!" Mario called out as he closed the door. Spike just waved them off and got back to his chores. Spike just smiled.

    Maybe now things will finally return to normal, Spike thought, Of course, if they do realize they are in love, I just hope I can stomach all the sappiness. Eugh!

    I wouldn't go so far at the say Twilight and Mario are now "best friends who are dating" but it's definitely a step in the right direction.

    Hope you enjoyed this new alternate take on this episode and I hope I didn't make Twilight seem too dramatic. After all, she was bottling up alot of emotions when she got a little...cuckoo...so it had to come out.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    32. Luna Eclipsed

    Luna Eclipsed

    Pony's Log Number 204: Sometimes even I forget that I'm not the only one who struggles to feel like they are loved and accepted...

    Tonight marked one of the spookiest nights of the year, for it was Nightmare Night. A time of all things scary and ponies of all ages dress up and enjoy fun, games, and lots and lots of delicious candy. Spike was getting impatient as he, already dressed in his costume, was waiting for Twilight to come out with her costume.

    "Ugh, come on, Twilight," Spike complained from downstairs, "We're gonna be late for the Nightmare Night festival." Twilight then stepped out of her bedroom wearing a blue wizards cape and hat that had stars and moons on them with bells along the bottom of the cape, as well as the rim and top of her hat. She had also tied a white beard on her chin as she posed before Spike.

    "Huh?" said Spike looking puzzled as Twilight made her way downstairs, "Are you that one kooky grandpa from the Ponyville Retirement Village?" Twilight went agape before looking at the dragon indignantly.

    "I'm Star Swirl the Bearded!" Twilight told Spike, who just stared at her and blinked, "Father of the amniomorphic spell?" Spike just blinked twice with a blank look on his face.

    "Did you even read that book I gave you about obscure unicorn history?" Twilight asked more sternly, sticking a fore-hoof into his face.

    "Uh..." Spike tried to come up with a reply, raising a finger in the air when he heard some knocking at the door, "That sounds important!" Spike then ran towards the door, sending Twilight spinning about and getting herself tangled in her own cape. Twilight just gave him an indignant glare once she had recovered as Spike went to open the door.

    "Nightmare Night! What a fright! Give us something Sweet to Bite!" shouted three little fillies who were dressed up as a lady bug, a daredevil, and a fairy princess. Spike yelped due to the loud shouting before recomposing himself with a sheepish and sweaty grin as Twilight made her way to the front door.

    "Hi, everypony," said Twilight cheerfully to the three fillies, "Great costumes. Happy Nightmare Night, Granny Smith."

    "I should have been asleep five hours ago," said Granny Smith wearily as Spike came up with a bowl loaded with delicious candies. Twilight then used her magic to give each little filly a single piece each. It was then a very small and young brown and cream spotted colt, wearing a pirate's costume pushed his way out of the crowd. He attempted to show off his sword skills but ended up tipping and falling onto his face.

    "Pipsqueak the pirate, at your service," the young colt said with a salute and a British accent, "It's my very first Nightmare Night."

    "Since you moved here from Trottingham?" Twilight asked him.

    "No, my very first Nightmare night ever!" Pipsqueak replied but then one pink pony dressed as Ella Pollo Loca appeared.

    "Enough chitchat!" said Pinkie with a chicken squawk, "Time is Candy!"

    "Pinkie Pie, aren't you a little old for this?" Twilight asked as the pink pony/chicken went agape as she was looking at her own candy sack.

    "Too old for free candy?" Pinkie remarked before giving the purple pony a death glare, "Never." Twilight just rolled her eyes before giving Pinkie her piece of candy. Pinkie eyeballed it excitedly until she noticed one of Twilight's bells dangling before her nose. Twilight smiled as she shows Pinkie her costume and continued to jingle the bells on her hat.

    "Do you like it?" Twilight asked.

    "Yeah! Great costume, Twilight!" said Pinkie, "You make a fantastic weirdo clown!" Pinkie then used her beak to gobble up most of the candy in the bowl Spike was holding and took off at high speed. Twilight was feeling a bit offended.

    "A clown?" she retorted indignantly as Spike ushered her out of the Library, "Look at the borders on these robes. They are hoof-stitched!" Twilight pulled her cape to prove her point.

    "It's a great costume! Huh! Grandpa!" Spike teased as Twilight growled irritably until a rather large cat silhouette appeared before Spike.

    "HISS!" the giant cat hissed as the cat growled at Spike in the shadow.

    "GAH!" Spike yelped before hiding behind Twilight. The cat then came into the light. It was actually a pony wearing a cat costume that had golden yellow fur and white chest hair and some paws shoes on his hooves. Twilight could easily see by the face who it was.

    "Mario?" said Twilight. Mario just walked up to her.

    "Meow," said Mario. Twilight laughed.

    "You look so cute in that costume, Mario," Twilight remarked as Spike just looked at him annoyed.

    "Mario, scared me in that?" said Spike as he slapped a hand over his face.

    "Well, maybe it will teach you not to mock the amazing Star Swirl the Bearded," Mario replied as Twilight rubbed a hoof behind his ear. Mario chuckled as he used his horn to make it sound like he was purring. Spike just rolled his eyes.

    "He always was Twilight's pet," Spike muttered.

    SWIPE!

    "NAH!" Spike yelped as Mario swiped one of his cat claws at him, causing him to fall into his back as Mario and Twilight chuckled to each other.

    And to answer the question: yes, they are each other's date for Nightmare Night. Though one couldn't call a real date since Spike is with them. Mario didn't want Spike to feel like a plus one.

    (theme song)

    A cardboard cutout of black crescent moon that had Nightmare Moon's face on it could be seen as one saw that the rest of Ponyville was decorated for the Nightmare Night. Several ponies young and adult could be seen dressed up in various costumes for the occasion. As Twilight, Mario, and Spike headed further into the festival, Twilight had been busy telling Mario what had happened regarding her costume.

    "Star Swirl the Bearded is only the most important conjuror of the pre-classical era," Twilight told Mario with Spike right behind her. As they continued to walk through the town, Big Mac walked by pulling a cart filled with hay and some ponies in it.

    "Yeah! Whoo-hoo!" the ponies in the kart shouted happily as they past the group of three.

    "He created more than two hundred spells!" Twilight continued, "He even has a shelf in the Canterlot library of magic named after him." Then they past a stage where some musicians were playing some music and other ponies were dancing.

    "Maybe I should start up a pony group to teach ponies about history," Twilight suggested.

    "You could try," said Mario, "but I'm not too sure if anypony in Ponyville besides me would attend. Remember that time I tried to set up a club for train lovers? Nopony showed up! Only Spike but all he could do at the time was suck on the toy train he was holding."

    "I...actually remember that," said Spike, now carrying a tall stack of candy and other treats in his hands, "my little engine that could...never did find that toy after it fell out of Twilight's saddle bags during a field trip." Spike sighed to himself as Mario gave him a sympathetic smile. It was certainly a toy Spike loved in his younger days.

    "Well, I bet everypony would love it," said Twilight, "don't you think so, Spike?"

    "Mm-hmm!" Spike replied as he continued to munch on some candy, "I love it." Spike may have been referring more to the candy than Twilight's group idea, but the purple pony hadn't noticed until she looked and saw they were in the middle of the festival. Twilight and Mario's sudden stop caused Spike to crash into Twilight, sending all his goodies to the ground.

    "Hey look, we're here already!" said Twilight, "Should we get something to eat?"

    "BURP!" was all Spike could say showing his full stomach. Twilight jut glared at him.

    "Never mind him Twilight," said Mario, "we can help ourselves! I've got plenty of bits so we-"

    "Twilight, Mario!" Pinkie called out as she and several other young fillies were with her carrying large sacks loaded with candy, "Look at our haul! Ah! Can you believe it? And then, we went to Cheerilee's house, and got a bunch more goodies. Didn't we, Pip?"

    "Sure did!" the young colt replied.

    "Pinkie, try to take it easy on the candy," said Mario, "Who knows what would happen if you really overload on the sugar?" Pinkie clucked in annoyance.

    "Are you still sore I ran off with your candy bowl?" Pinkie remarked irritably.

    "Two words: roast chicken," Mario said quietly. Pinkie gave a loud chicken squawk and pecked Mario's head several times with her beak.

    "Owowowowowowowowowow!" Mario remarked as he sat down looking rather dizzy. Twilight just giggled. It was then a ominous dark cloud approached Pinkie from behind. It was Rainbow, dressed up to look like a Shadowbolt. She deviously hovered just behind Pinkie and raised her fore-hooves in the air.

    "Now where was I? Oh right!" Pinkie pondered and then remembered, "and then, we had to stop and wait for Granny Smith, and-"

    KA-BOOM!

    Pinkie let out a frighten chicken squawk as a bolt of lightning struck her in the rear, making her jump and take off. The other young ponies began to scream and run off. Rainbow was just laughing herself silly as Twilight and Mario, who had recovered thanks to the lightning bolt and having been frightened himself, glared at her.

    "Rainbow Dash, that wasn't very nice," Twilight scolded.

    "Lighten up, old-timer," said Rainbow, "this is the best night of the year for pranks!"

    "Look what you did to Spike!" Twilight remarked, showing poor Spike chocking on a piece of candy that he had been eating when the lightning struck. Mario went to tend to Spike so the dragon could breathe again and then gave Rainbow a death glare.

    "Some jokes are funny, but not this one Rainbow!" Mario snapped, "and besides, you know that I have...issues...with lightning." Rainbow just smirked.

    "All the reason," said Rainbow as she discreetly raised a hind leg behind her, "to face it head on pussycat!"

    KA-BOOM!

    "Raaaaaaaaaaainbbbbbbbowwwwwwwww Daaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!" Mario yelped as he was struck by lightning and shrunk to one third his regular size. His speaking voice also got higher, so he now sounded like a chipmunk.

    "Hey, what's the big idea? OOOOH! When I get my hooves on you Rainbow Dash!" Mario yelled in his high pitched voice. Twilight was left surprised. She had never known lightning had this kind of effect on Mario as Rainbow just laughed.

    "It's all in good fun," Rainbow told Twilight, "Oh! Oh! There's another group over there!" Rainbow then disappeared as Twilight put a now worn out Spike onto her back as Mario returned back to normal size. In the background, Rainbow could be heard shooting lighting at some other ponies, making them scream as she laughed maniacally before zooming away.

    Elsewhere on the festival grounds, a large bucket had been set up for ponies to play "bob for apples". One pony reached in to grab one while two other ponies went to take their turn as well. Applejack was nearby overseeing the game, wearing a scarecrow outfit.

    "Happy Nightmare Night, Applejack, " said Twilight as she, Mario, and Spike, who had recovered, arrived at the game.

    "Howdy, Spike, Hey, Twilight! Hey, Mario!" said Applejack, "Nice costumes."

    "Thanks!" said Spike, "I'm a dragon." Twilight looked indignant since Spike cut off her comment. Mario just rolled his eyes as how original Spike's costume was.

    "She means me, Spike," said Twilight.

    "What about me?" Mario asked.

    "Well, aren't you just the cutest little kitty I've ever seen," Applejack remarked.

    "Purr," Mario hummed as he wagged his cat tail.

    "And me?" Twilight asked.

    "With that beard," said Applejack as she tapped Twilight's clip-on beard, "I reckon you're some sorta country music singer." Twilight just grunted annoyingly as Spike laughed. Mario just gave her a side hug.

    "Never mind Twilight," said Mario, "You still look amazing. At least I know who you are trying to be." Twilight smiled as Applejack smirked.

    "Are you two on a date?" she teased.

    "Yeah, but just as friends," said Mario as Twilight nodded in agreement. Applejack just chuckled and accepted their response.

    "While y'all are here," said Applejack, "ya' fell like bobbin' for an apple?" It was then two ponies were about to take their turn when Muffins popped out of the water wearing paper bags on her head and body for her costume. She then tried to grab herself an apple and ended up pulling out the plug to the water in the bucket. Applejack, Twilight, Mario, and Spike just watched quietly before they heard some cheering and applauding in the distance. Mayor Mare was on a nearby stage, wearing a clown costume with a giant rainbow afro.

    "Thank you, everypony, and welcome to the Nightmare Night festival," said Mayor Mare proudly as everypony else cheered.

    "Now all the little ponies who have been out collecting sweets should follow our friend Zecora to hear the legend of...Nightmare Moon!" Mayor Mare told the crowd before trying to laugh sinisterly.

    "Spooky voice might have worked better if she wasn't dressed like that," Spike whispered to Twilight and Mario.

    "I don't know Spike," Mario replied, "I've seen plenty of creepy clowns when I was a young pony. I'd say the outfit works." Twilight just giggled at the two when a green cloud of magical smoke appeared and Zecora appeared before the crowd. Her costume was a simple but slightly tattered black cloak and she had left her mane down and covered in spider hair clips.

    "Follow me, and very soon," said Zecora, "You'll hear the tale of Nightmare Moon."

    With the strike of some ominous lighting and a wave of her cloak, Twilight, Mario, Spike, Pinkie, Mayor Mare, and several young ponies followed her towards a statue of Nightmare Moon that had been set just a little ways into the Everfree Forest.

    "Listen close, my little dears," Zecora began as she shows them the statue of Nightmare Moon, "I'll tell you where you got your fears of Nightmare Night, so dark and scary..." She got into the faces of two fillies, who cower fearfully in each other's hooves, as Zecora blew some green magic dust from her hoof and it turned into Nightmare Moon herself, who smiled deviously at them all, making them all gasp as the green alicorn dived right at the group, turning back into dust.

    "Every year, we put on a disguise, to save ourselves from her searching eyes," Zecora continued as the dust surrounded them all, two young ponies look spooked as some eyes poked out of the dust and then a devious smile. Two young ponies notice, look at each other and then they, along with some others, screamed. Poor Pipsqueak ran for his life, only to crash into the base of the Nightmare Moon statue.

    "But Nightmare Moon wants just one thing: to gobble up ponies in one quick swing!" Zecora continued as the eyes of the pony statue glared at Pipsqueak menacingly. He slowly began to back away until he bumped into Pinkie, who had been so frightened that she stuck her head into the dirt like an ostrich. They both screamed the moment Pipsqueak bumped into Pinkie and they took off in opposite directions.

    "Hungrily, she soars the sky," Zecora pressed on, using her green dust to create a green cloud with Nightmare Moon scouting from it, "If she sees nopony, she passes by. So if she comes and all is clear, Equestria is safe another year!" The young ponies all cowered in fear as Nightmare Moon looked at them menacingly before fading away in front of the moon itself.

    "Uh, Miss Zecora," Pipsqueak asked timidly as he stepped forward, "if we wear costumes to hide from Nightmare Moon, so she won't gobble us up, how come we still need to give her some of our candy?"

    "A perfect question, my little friend," Zecora answered with a sinister smile, "For Nightmare Moon you must not offend." She then blew some more green dust to recreate Nightmare Moon once more, "Fill up her belly with a treat or two, so she won't return to come eat you!" The green Nightmare Moon opened its mouth, air diving at the group before turning back into more green dust. Pinkie screamed.

    "Everypony! Just dump some candy and get out of here!" Pinkie told the young ponies as they created a large pile of candy and turned to leave when a loud clash of thunder was heard as well as a loud whistling of the wind. Clouds began to cover the sky above as Twilight, Mario, and even Zecora looked up with worry and concern, making the other ponies start screaming again. Suddenly, a chariot appeared with a cloaked figure sitting inside and being pulled along by what appeared to be two Pegasi guard ponies that had the ears and wings of a bat. Everypony just backed away nervously as the chariot approached and swooped down towards them. Everypony ducked as Twilight and Mario looked at the chariot with concern.

    "It's Nightmare Moon!" Pinkie gasped in front of the two ponies, "Run!" Everypony minus, Twilight, Mario, and Spike began to run for their lives. Just then a flash of thunder lit up to show the pony's face under the cloak, showing a devious smile and glowing white eyes.

    Back at the festival, the other ponies were just enjoying themselves. Then Pinkie led a group of screaming ponies through the festival grounds, even giving a few chicken squawks herself. The ponies just gave them funny looks until they noticed the sky had gotten darker. Some more thunder and lightning clashed in the sky as the chariot came into view above them as the clouds covered the moon and stars. Several ponies screamed with fright as the chariot landed. The cloaked figure than removed their cloak, revealing themselves to be Princess Luna. Unlike the last time she had been seen, her stature was much healthier and her mane and tail now flowed much like Princess Celestia's. The difference was her mane and tail were in shades of dark blue with a twinkle that imitated the stars in the night sky. Princess Luna had a determined smile on her face as the other ponies trembled fearfully before bowing down, including Spike.

    "Princess Luna!" said Twilight and Mario excitedly. They were only able to take a step forward before Spike pull them down. They glared as Spike put a finger over his mouth so they would keep quiet as Princess Luna approached the other ponies with a stern look on her face. Some bats even flying away from behind her. She then made her way towards a pony, whose name was Cloud Kicker. The ponies just whimpered as Princess Luna stood before her. Princess Luna smiled, but the ponies only cowered more. Princess Luna took notice before deciding to speak.

    "Citizens of Ponyville!" Princess Luna announced with a booming voice that nearly sent a pony flying off, "We have graced your tiny village with our presence, so that you might behold the real Princess of the Night! A creature of nightmares no longer, but instead a pony who desires your love and admiration! Together we shall change this dreadful celebration into a bright and glorious feast!" Despite Princess Luna's words, her loud voice made the ponies more fearful. As Princess Luna stepped forward, the other ponies started to back away from her. The fact more lightning and thunder struck nearby didn't help Princess Luna's case either.

    "Did you hear that, everypony?" Pinkie called out, "Nightmare Moon says she's gonna feast on us all!" She and the group of young ponies all screamed and ran for their lives. Princess Luna just looked at them puzzled.

    "What? No, children, no!" Princess Luna exclaimed, "You have no reason to fear us! Screams of delight is what your princess desires, not screams of terror!" Princess Luna then stomped a fore-hoof making Mayor Mare and another pony named Raven to gasp.

    "Madame Mayor," said Princess Luna, "thy Princess of the Night has arrived." Luna extended her hoof, but Mayor Mare just continued to tremble fearfully.

    "What is the matter with you?" Luna asked as she extended her hoof to the other ponies, who also just kept their distance.

    "Very well then. Be that way," said Princess Luna indignantly, "We won't even bother with the traditional royal farewell. With that, Princess Luna just walked away with her nose in the air. Mario and Twilight had seen everything.

    "I'm gonna go talk to her," said Twilight.

    "Me too," said Mario, "I've been wanting to get to know my aunt for a while now." Twilight smiled and nodded in agreement, until she felt somepony holding her back. She looked back to see that it was Spike holding into the end of her cape.

    "You can't talk to her!" Spike protested fearfully, "She's Nightmare Moon!"

    "No, she's not," Twilight protested, "I saw the Elements of Harmony change her back to good. But it seems like she's having some trouble adjusting after being gone for a thousand years."

    "Yeah," said Mario, "Even I know how it feels to try and socialize with ponies when you feel like you don't belong."

    "Since when have you ever felt that way?" Twilight asked surprised, "I mean sure I kind of ignored you growing up cause I was into my studies, but...I never made you feel that way...right?" Mario just gave her a sad smile.

    "No," said Mario, "I'm referring to the time before I met you. When I used to feel alone." Twilight just looked at him sadly before giving him a warm smile.

    "Then you should be able to help Princess Luna," Twilight told him, "especially since you understand how she feels. Now come on." Mario and Twilight went to go find Princess Luna before Spike could protest otherwise. It wasn't long before the two ponies found Luna just sitting quietly before the statue of Nightmare Moon. Twilight and Mario watched quietly before approaching.

    "Princess Luna?" Twilight said slowly. The dark blue alicorn blinked before keeping a indignant look on her face as she kept her back towards them for the moment as Twilight continued to speak, "Hi, my name is..."

    "Star Swirl the Bearded," Princess Luna remarked, "Commendable costume. Thou even got the bells right."

    "Thank you! Finally!" said Twilight excitedly, "Somepony besides Mario who gets my costume!"

    "Mario?" said Princess Luna until she saw the colt in the cat outfit next to Twilight, "Is he courting you? Possibly your betrothed?" Those comments made both Mario and Twilight's checks turned bright red.

    "Uh...we're just...best friends," said Twilight sheepishly.

    "We...uhh...do like each other, but...like Twilight said, we're just best friends," Mario stumbled a bit with a nervous chuckle. Twilight just chuckled back. Princess Luna just looked at them blankly.

    "Courtship and marriage have changed in the time thy have been gone," Princess Luna remarked. Mario and Twilight just smiled shyly at each other, eager to change the subject.

    "Getting back on topic here," said Twilight calmly, "Uh, We just came to welcome you to our celebration! Mario is the same Mario Princess Celestia said was your nephew. My actual name is-"

    "Twilight Sparkle," Princess Luna finished for the purple pony before continuing in her booming voice as she rose into the air, "It was thou who unleashed the powers of harmony upon us and took away our dark powers!" Twilight and Mario both flinched at her loud tone and backed away as the winds around the alicorn picked up a bit.

    "And that was a good thing, right?" Twilight asked sheepishly.

    "But of course," Luna answered in a normal voice, "We could not be happier. Is that not clear?"

    "Well, you kinda sound like your yelling me," Twilight pointed out, flinching back a bit.

    "We...can't tell if you are genuinely grateful or being sarcastic," Mario added.

    "But this is the traditional royal Canterlot voice!" Princess Luna explained, "It is tradition to speak using the royal "we", and to use..." She finished in her booming voice, "...this much volume when addressing our subjects." Princess Luna's voice made Twilight's beard stick out to the side before she ironed it back down and adjusted her hat. Mario also had to take time to groom his cat tail since it had puffed out due to Luna's voice.

    "You know, that might explain why your appearance was met with...mixed results," Twilight answered as Princess Luna looked indignant, "I think if you just changed your approach a bit, you might be met with a warmer reception."

    "Change our approach?" Princess Luna asked in her booming voice.

    "Lower the volume?" Twilight suggested, making a gesture with her hoof.

    "You don't need to speak so loudly to make yourself heard, Aunt Luna," said Mario, "You could make a pony go deaf speaking that loud at close range."

    "Ohhh," said Princess Luna, "We have been locked away for a thousand years. We are...not sure we can." Luna didn't hide the fact that she felt a little insecure.

    "You can do it," said Mario, "I believe in you." Mario then walked up to her and extended his fore-hoof/cat claw to her. Princess Luna was reminded of when she had been first restored and Mario had offered the same extension to her. Princess Luna couldn't help but give a small smile as she connected her fore-hoof with Mario's. They wasted no time leaving the Everfree Forest and heading towards Fluttershy's cottage.

    "Don't worry Princess," said Twilight as they made their way towards the front door, "Fluttershy can give you some great pointers. She's delicate and demure with the sweetest little voice."

    "And when you really get to know her, she can be a bit sassy," Mario added.

    "Nah, I think that's only with you," Twilight remarked as Mario rolled his eyes as Twilight knocked a few times on Fluttershy's door.

    "Go away!" Fluttershy shouted from behind the door, surprising all three of them, "No candy here! Visitors not welcome on Nightmare Night!" Princess Luna just gave a skeptical look as Twilight and Mario just chuckled sheepishly.

    "Fluttershy, it's me Twilight," the purple pony replied, "And Mario too! Don't you wanna see how cute Mario looks as a kitty cat?" Fluttershy then slowly opened the door.

    "It is you," said Fluttershy as she relaxed a bit before smiling as she opened her door wider, "Oh! Mario does look very cute as a kitty! Ah, and Nightmare Moon..." Fluttershy then gasped, "...Nightmare Moon? EEEK!" Fluttershy rushed back inside and slammed her door. Princess Luna just keeps her stern and unamused face, causing Mario and Twilight to chuckle sheepishly again.

    "Wait right here," said Twilight, "Come on Mario!" Twilight then headed inside the cottage with Mario right behind her. Thought Mario felt a little uneasy since he didn't want to have to get into a fight with Fluttershy or get The Stare from her. There was some light struggling, but only between the two girls. (Well Fluttershy did stomp Mario's cat tail...twice...) Then Mario opened the door as Twilight was literally pushing Fluttershy out of the cottage. Fluttershy tried to resist, but the purple pony was too strong for her.

    "Fluttershy...you remember Princess Luna?" Twilight proposed.

    "My aunt?" Mario added as Fluttershy looked at the dark blue alicorn nervously.

    "Charmed," said Princess Luna, using her booming voice, extending her fore-hoof.

    "Likewise," Fluttershy said very timidly before trying to take off when both Twilight and Mario pulled her back outside with their magic.

    "Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star hath spoken of the sweetness of thy voice," Princess Luna explained, still using her booming voice, "We ask thou teachest to us to speak as thou speakest."

    "Okay," said Fluttershy in a very quiet and fearful tone.

    "Shall our lesson begin?" Princess Luna asked, not realizing how much her booming voice was frightening the poor yellow Pegasus.

    "Okay," Fluttershy said with a whisper.

    "How is this?" Princess Luna asked, glaring at the yellow Pegasus.

    "Perfect, lesson over!" said Fluttershy hurriedly as she tried to zip inside once again. This time Twilight was ready for her as she shut the front door and Fluttershy smacked right into it. Mario cringed.

    "Oooh, that's gotta hurt," Mario muttered.

    "A little quieter, princess," said Twilight.

    "How is..." Luna began on her booming voice but quickly lowered her volume a bit, "...this?"

    "You're getting there, Aunt Luna," Mario replied.

    "Better. Right, Fluttershy?" Twilight responded as Fluttershy un-pasted her face from the door.

    "Yes," Fluttershy responded nervous but giddy daze as she tumbled to the ground.

    "How...about...now?" Princess Luna asked, her tone still loud but not as bad as before.

    "Making progress," Mario said with a smile.

    "Now you're getting it," Twilight added in the same tone.

    "And...how about now?" Luna asked now using a normal tone.

    "Yes! Well done," said Twilight excitedly.

    "Fantastico!" Mario added, clapping his hooves for the alicorn. Fluttershy was trying to crawl away when Princess Luna picked Fluttershy up with her magic to embrace her. Fluttershy was in such a state of shell shock that her face became petrified with fear and her entire body went limp as the dark blue alicorn held her.

    "I thank thee, dear Fluttershy!" Princess Luna told her in gratitude...and using her booming voice, "Our normal speaking voice shall surely win us the hearts of thy fellow villagers." It was then Pinkie arrived with her little group of young ponies.

    "Fluttershy! You've gotta hide us! Nightmare Moon is here and..." Pinkie gave out a loud chicken squawk as she saw Princess Luna holding a still limp Fluttershy, "...Ah! She stole Fluttershy's voice so she can't scream when she gobbles her up!" She and the other young ponies screamed as they ran away.

    "Nay, children, wait!" Princess Luna retorted in her booming voice and then lowered her tone, "I mean...nay, children, no, wait!" But Princess Luna was too late. Mario groaned.

    "The only voice that needs to be stolen is Pinkie's," Mario remarked, "Crazy chicken..." Twilight just rolled her eyes before walking to a now sad and dejected alicorn.

    "Come on, Princess," said Twilight, "Time for plan B." Luna didn't share Twilight's enthusiasm. But before they left, Mario did have to feed Fluttershy a green and white mushroom since the poor Pegasus had passed out.

    Back at the festival, some ponies had set up some pumpkins on some catapults and then launched them into the air.

    "Hooray!" they chanted as the pumpkins splattered onto some targets in the distance. A few other ponies were just dancing to the band music again. Then everything came to a stop when they saw Princess Luna with both Mario and Twilight. One pony bowed down and whimpered.

    "Aah!" shouted one pony named Sassaflash as several other ponies were also screaming, running away, or trembling as the three ponies walked by.

    "It is of no use, Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star," Princess Luna said dejectedly, "They have never liked us and they never shall." Mario and Twilight felt a more optimistic about the matter.

    "Our friend Applejack is one of the most likable ponies around," Twilight told the princess, "I'm sure she'll have some ideas."

    "And she's the least likely of our friends to get frightened," Mario added quietly as Twilight shushed him sternly to avoid being heard. Applejack had fixed up the "bob for apples" game and Pip was standing on the edge of the pool of water.

    "Heee...!" the young pony giggled as he tried to lean in to get an apple, but lost his balance and was about to fall in when Applejack swooped in save him.

    "Whoop, careful there, partner," said Applejack before she turned to see Twilight, Mario, and Princess Luna. Applejack jumped at the sight of the princess before she whimpered fearfully and crouched to the ground and covered her eyes. Some looks were exchanged between Princess Luna, Mario, and Twilight..

    "I take it back," Mario muttered, only getting a jab from Twilight as she lowered her head towards the frightened orange pony.

    "Uh...Applejack, the princess is looking for advice on how to fit in around here?" Twilight told Applejack.

    ""Fit in?", Really?" Applejack asked doubtfully. Twilight grunted annoyingly at her.

    "Seriously, you don't see me acting like a...ahem...scardy cat around her," Mario added in Princess Luna's defense, not afraid to make a cat pun.

    "I mean...that's easy!" said Applejack as she quickly stood up and recomposed herself, "All you gotta do is have the right attitude. Loosen up a bit, be positive, play games, have some fun."

    "Fun?" said Princess Luna puzzled, "What is this "fun" thou speakest of?" Applejack then guided Princess Luna towards a mini game where a bowl was filled with toy spiders and a spider web was set up a few feet away.

    "Pray tell," Princess Luna remarked as she picked up one of the toy spiders, "what purpose do these serve?"

    "Try to land the sp-spiders on the web," Cherry Berry stuttered. Princess Luna just eyeballed the spider and gave it a light toss, coming up short from the web and looked back at Applejack, Twilight, and Mario.

    "You can do it, princess!" Applejack called out.

    "You've got this, Aunt Luna!" Mario cheered. The dark blue alicorn then made another attempt and this time landed the spider right in the center of the web.

    "Ha!" Princess Luna said excitedly, "your princess enjoys this "fun"! In what other ways may we experience it?" Applejack, Twilight, and Mario smiled before they brought the princess towards the pumpkin catapult.

    "Fire away, princess!" Twilight shouted as the alicorn launched the pumpin into the air and made it go SPLAT on a target for the bullseye.

    "Ha ha!" Princess Luna replied happily, "the fun has been doubled!" The other ponies started to come up to her and were now cheering as well.

    "Double the pleasure, double the fun..." Mario chanted.

    "What are you? A bubblegum advertisement?" Twilight asked annoyingly.

    "Bleh" Mario remarked indignantly, "Just supporting my Aunt." Mario then pouted as Applejack and Twilight snickered to each other.

    "Why don't you try bobbin' for apples?" Applejack suggested next, "We got the best apples in Equestria here, princess."

    "I ask that thou call us...me...Luna, fair Applejack," the alicorn princess replied before announcing to the others in a loud but very pleasant tone, "Hear me, villagers! All of you! Call me Luna!"

    "Luna..." the other ponies replied approvingly.

    "Luna is beautiful name," Mario replied, "fitting for such a beautiful pony." Princess Luna looked surprised at the complement.

    "Well, aren't you the charmer," Twilight remarked, not hiding her jealousy.

    "Hey, she's my aunt!" Mario protested before feeling rather timid, "I...can tell her that...right...I mean...we're family..." Twilight then giggled.

    "You're cute when you look like you're in trouble," said Twilight as Mario now glared.

    "That's for the "I look cute when having an anxiety attack" comment," Twilight remarked and Applejack snickered.

    "I was serious you know," Mario retorted as Twilight look unamused.

    "You are in love with me aren't you?" she remarked. Mario just gave her a bored look.

    "Guilty as charged," said Mario plainly as dark blue alicorn approached.

    "Well, thank thee for thou complement of thy name and ensemble," Princess Luna told Mario before turning to Applejack, "Show me to these bobbing apples." It was then Pipsqueak was once again trying to bob for an apple when he lost his balance again.

    "Whoa!" Pipsqueak yelped as he tumbled into the water with a loud splash. Luna gasped silently as she ran over to save him. It was then Pinkie arrived with a now larger group of young ponies. She seemed to be a very popular pony to go trick or treating with, even if she looked like chicken that was stuffed with candy and ready for roasting...

    "Don't make me peck you!" Pinkie warned with a chicken squawk.

    BLEH!

    Anyway, Pinkie approached Applejack, Mario, and Twilight.

    "Hey, guys," said Pinkie, "Anypony seen Pip? We lost him the last time we had to run-" Pinkie then gave a frighten chicken squawk as she saw Princess Luna bring up Pipsqueak from the water.

    "Ah! Nightmare Moon is gobbling Pipsqueak!" Pinkie shouted, "Everypony run!"

    "Pinkie, knock it...ROWR!" Mario gave a cat-like yelp when the young ponies screamed and ran right over him.

    "Help!" Pipsqueak cried out, running from Princess Luna and completely forgetting that she had saved him, "My backside has been gobbled!"

    "'This a lie!" Princess Luna said, feeling indignant that Pipsqueak didn't bother to say thank you for getting him out of the water, "Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!" Some thunder and lightning clashed behind her as the other ponies started to back away from her fearfully.

    "Fair villagers, please do not back away," Princess Luna said to them, "Let us join together in...fun!" She picked up a toy spider and tossed it towards them, but the pony just flinched as the toy landed by them.

    "Not enough fun for you?" Princess Luna replied, feeling her patience start to decline, "What say you to this?" Luna than cast a spell to make the toy spiders grow in size and come to life. They charged forward, even crawling right over a pony, knocking them over and making them pass out. The other ponies screamed as the spiders all gathered into the center of the web.

    "Huzzah! How many points do I receive?" Princess Luna asked, but her only answer was Golden Harvest screaming for her life since one of the toy spiders was on her face. Soon everypony else was screaming and running amok.

    "Do not run away!" Princess Luna called out, as Daisy screamed next.

    "As your princess, we command it!" Princess Luna shouted, but the ponies were so frightened that they were now crashing into things. First was a barrel of apples, two ponies crashed into each other, one ran right into a vending cart, which knocked off a giant rolled up candy display that started rolling towards another group of ponies as they ran for their life. Soon lights and other decorations were torn down from the chaos. Even Mayor Mare tried to climb up a set of flags, only for the post holding them up to topple over. Princess Luna felt her patience hit her limit.

    "Be still!" the alicorn shouted in her booming voice, causing the other ponies to stop running and thunder clashed behind her again. The other ponies were now trembling around her once more.

    "Princess, remember!" Twilight said once things had calmed down, "Watch the screaming!"

    "Losing your patience won't help make the situation better," Mario added, having recovered from being run over.

    "No, Twilight Spark and Mario Star!" Princess Luna retorted sternly in the same voice tone, "We must use the traditional royal Canterlot voice for what we are about to say. Since you chose to fear your princess rather than love her, and dishonor her with this insulting celebration, we decree that Nightmare Night shall be cancelled! Forever!" Everypony was left in shock and sadness, including Twilight and Mario. It wasn't long after Princess Luna left that Applejack sighed to herself.

    "Shoot, we have everything goin' our way," Applejack told Twilight and Mario, "Luna was happy, everypony in town was happy, now look at 'em." They looked about to see destroyed decorations, saddened adults trying to clean up the mess, and young ponies crying. Some comforted by the adults.

    "But I wanted to be a zombie next year," one young pony sobbed and the cries of other young fillies and colts could be heard as well. Mario's heart reached out to them as he felt very angry.

    "This is all Pinkie's fault," he said sternly, "her squawking is what kept everypony frightened over Aunt Luna. Forget roasting, I'm deep frying that chicken when I get my hooves on her!" Applejack and Twilight just looked indignantly, especially since ponies don't eat meat. It was then Twilight got an idea as she noticed a discarded Nightmare Moon decal on the ground.

    "It's not over yet," said Twilight.

    "What are you gonna do?" Applejack asked curiously.

    "I'm going to do what I do best," said Twilight with determination, "Lecture her! And Mario will help me...once he puts away the giant pot of grease!" Mario just looked indignant as he sat next to a large metal pot filled with the bubbling liquid inside of it.

    "Chill out," said Mario, "It's just bath water with honey to make it look like grease and I added baking soda for additional bubbles! But Pinkie won't know that..." Mario snickered until he noticed the deadpan glares on Applejack and Twilight's face.

    "Oh...fine!" Mario conceded reluctantly as he used his magic to make the pot disappear. Then he and Twilight went to search for Princess Luna. It wasn't long before they both found the dark blue alicorn just walking sadly across a bridge near the park.

    "Princess?" said Twilight gently.

    "Aunt Luna?" Mario said in the same tone.

    "Leave me be, Twilight Sparkle and Mario Star," said Princess Luna sadly.

    "No, Aunt Luna," said Mario, "I won't let you leave feeling like nopony would love and accept you. That just isn't true. I know I love and accept you."

    "Well, your opinion doesn't matter!" Princess Luna barked but then bit her tongue as Mario flinched away and was on the verge of tears.

    "Mario, calm down," said Twilight gently, "She didn't mean it, okay." Mario sniffled as he let two tears stream down his face before recomposing himself and drying his eyes. He gave her nod to assure Twilight he was okay.

    "Princess, I'm sorry it hasn't worked out how we wanted," said Twilight gently, "but you have to believe me when I tell you that Nightmare Night is one of the most popular celebrations we have."

    "Yes, I can tell," said Princess Luna, now making it clear she was being sarcastic, "by all the adorning shrieks of the children as they run away!"

    "Princess..." said Twilight sadly as she and Mario watched her walk away. Twilight pondered before she got an idea.

    "Mario?" she began.

    "Yes, Twilight," Mario asked her curiously.

    "I never thought I'd say this, but..." said Twilight before giving him a smirk, "Are you up for a little chicken hunt?"

    "Oh yeah, Mario time!" Mario replied as he stood on his hind legs and squatted to activate his "hero's sight" spell.

    Back in town, the other ponies were still whimpering and crying as Pinkie was continuing to cluck about. Whether she knew about Nightmare Night being cancelled was anypony's guess, but she still tried to remain positive despite the gloomy faces. The pink pony then caught sight of some candy on the ground. Her eyes sparkled as she pecked off the wrapper and ate the candy inside. She then noticed a trail of candy and followed it, pecking and eating the candy as she went along. She was about to move into the next candy when time slowed down. Mario poked out of his hiding place and fired his magic blast. But true to Pinkie's nature, she easily sidestepped the magic blast as it passed her harmlessly.

    "Nice try," Pinkie muttered annoyingly, thinking she had outsmarted Mario when she suddenly shrieked and chicken squawked as another pony pounced on her. Mario was actually one step ahead of her. Figuring Pinkie would somehow avoid the shot, this left the pink pony open to being tackled by Twilight and pinned against the wall. Pinkie tried to chuck again but Twilight shoved her fore-hoof sternly into Pinkie's mouth.

    "No!" Twilight scolded sternly, "No shrieking. No screaming or squealing either. Okay?"

    "Okay," Pinkie replied, her voice muffed by the hoof in her mouth. Twilight just stared at her.

    "There's something I want you to see," said Twilight, "And I promise that it is safe, so you really, really, really, can't shriek. Do you promise not to shriek?"

    "Mm-hmm," Pinkie replied, despite the fact that Twilight's hoof had been removed, her lips were still tucked into her mouth. It was then Princess Luna walked over with a stern look on her face. Mario was beside her with the same look on his own face. Pinkie's eyes widened before she nearly chicken squawked but covered her mouth to catch herself.

    "Pinkie Pie, you remember Princess Luna, right?" said Twilight as the dark blue alicorn stood before the pink pony.

    "Ah, the ringleader of the frightened children," Princess Luna remarked, "Hath thou come to make peace?" She extended her hoof towards Pinkie. Pinkie smiled as she extended her hoof as well. Princess Luna smiled back, but then a black cloud appeared and shot some lightning behind her, making her look ominous and Mario found himself shrunk once again.

    "Nightmare Moon!" Pinkie shrieked with a chicken squawk before running off, even leaving behind an egg.

    "Rainbow!" Twilight scolded angrily as Rainbow was on her cloud laughing herself silly.

    "AAH!" Now it was Rainbow's turn to shriek as she soon found herself covered in sticky honey. Mario had fired his second "hero's sight" shot at her.

    "Serves you right for ruining a touching moment!" Mario yelled, shaking a fore-hoof at her and speaking with a chipmunk voice since he was still shrunk. Princess Luna didn't know what surprised her more, the fact Mario was now one-third his size from getting hit by lightning or the fact his magic blast turned into honey. As for Pinkie, she was running for her life to get out of the alley when Twilight teleported in front of her and pinned her down.

    "She's changed Pinkie!" Twilight said firmly as Pinkie struggled to get away, "She's not evil or scary anymore! And she definitely doesn't want to gobble you up!"

    "Well, duh," said Pinkie with an eye roll.

    "Huh?" said Twilight puzzled.

    "I know that," said Pinkie as a matter of fact, "Sheesh, Twilight. I'm almost as big as her, how's she gonna gobble me up?"

    "So why do you keep running away and screaming?" Twilight asked.

    "Sometimes it's just really fun to be scared!" Pinkie answered.

    "Fun?" said Twilight puzzled but then she got an idea, "Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!"

    "No, I'm not," said Pinkie, "I'm a chicken." Pinkie then gave another chicken squawk.

    "A dodo bird is more like it," said Mario, now back to normal size and stood beside Twilight.

    "Hey!" Pinkie retorted.

    "Pinkie, you've been so busy having fun and getting others to be scared that you were ruining Aunt Luna's efforts to just...fit in with everypony," said Mario as he looked at the dark blue alicorn, who was sitting quietly feeling sorry for herself, "She just wants ponies to love and accept her and all the running and screaming hurt her feelings. I don't know if you heard, but she canceled Nightmare Night for good because of it."

    "Oh no! That wasn't what I was trying to do at all!" Pinkie exclaimed, "I just wanted everypony to have fun. No more Nightmare Night means no more free candy either..." Pinkie quietly approached Princess Luna.

    "I'm sorry, I was only trying to have fun," Pinkie told her, "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings." Pinkie extended her fore-hoof this time. Princess Luna just looked at her blankly before returning the gesture. Pinkie wasn't sure if that meant Princess Luna had forgiven her, but the smile that the alicorn gave helped the pink pony feel a little better. That was then Twilight chose to speak.

    "Princess Luna!" Twilight said excitedly, "I've finally figured out why you're having so much trouble being liked!"

    "Forgive me if I withhold my enthusiasm," Princess Luna remarked in a deadpan tone.

    "Pinkie already apologized for hurting Aunt Luna's feelings," said Mario, "We shouldn't have any more unwanted shrieks to scare everypony if we try again."

    "I actually think Pinkie might be onto something," said Twilight, "Come with me. I'll explain everything on the way." Mario and Princess Luna just looked at each other before following the purple pony.

    The rest of the young ponies were now with Zecora and Mayor Mare as the other ponies were sadly still trying to clean up the mess around them.

    "Gosh, I never thought my very first Nightmare Night would be my very last," said Pipsqueak sadly.

    "Come on, little Pip," said Zecora, "Now don't you fret. Nightmare Night's not over yet. We still have candy to give, so Nightmare Moon might let us live."

    "Yes, come on, little ponies," said Mayor Mare, "What's Nightmare Night without the annual candy offering? You don't want Nightmare Moon to gobble you up, do you?" Mayor Mare then laughed sinisterly as Spike walked by unamused.

    "Aw, the rainbow wig just kills it for me," he muttered.

    "Come on, kids!" said Applejack as she joined the group, "Doesn't that sound like fun?" The other ponies just looked rather afraid than excited. In the end, the young fillies ventured alone to the Nightmare Moon's statue and were leaving their candy before it one by one.

    "Goodbye, Nightmare Night, forever," said Pipsqueak as he placed his share of candy into the pile. It was then thunder was heard and the wind began to whistle loudly. It was then the Nightmare Moon statue came to life.

    "Citizens of Ponyville!" the statue announced in the Canterlot royal booming tone, "You were wise to bring this candy to me. I am pleased with your offering. So pleased that I may just eat it...instead of eating you!" The young ponies all screamed and ran off. A few seconds later the Nightmare Moon statue turned into Princess Luna herself. She just watched them run off as she spit out what appeared to be fake vampire teeth.

    "I am not certain that did what it meant for it to do, Twilight Sparkle," said Princess Luna, still uncertain of what Twilight had planned.

    "I mean it was a good performance," said Mario, "but I'm still not following either..."

    "Just wait," said Twilight.

    "For what? For...for them to scream some more?" Princess Luna asked as she hopped off the pedestal. It was then she felt something tugging on her mane. She looked down to see that it was Pipsqueak.

    "Um...Princess Luna," the little pony said bravely, "I know there's not gonna be anymore Nightmare Night, but do you suppose maybe you could come back next year and scare us again anyway?" Princess Luna was taken aback by the his proposal.

    "Child. Art thou saying that thou...likest me to scare you?" Princess Luna asked in disbelief.

    "It's really fun!" Pipsqueak told her, "Scary, but fun!"

    "It...is?" said Princess Luna, clearly the idea of fun and scary was not making sense in her mind.

    "Yeah! Nightmare Night is my favorite night of the year," said Pipsqueak with a smile.

    "Well then," said Princess Luna, "We shall have to bring..." she finished with her booming voice, "...Nightmare Night back!"

    "Whoa!" said Pipsqueak as her booming voice pushed him back a bit, "You're my favorite princess ever!" Pipsqueak then hugged Princess Luna's fore-leg and then ran back towards some bushes where the other young ponies were hiding.

    "She said yes, guys!" said Pipsqueak.

    "YAY!" the young ponies cheered before heading back into town.

    "See? They really do like you, princess!" Twilight said excitedly.

    "Looks like you're quite popular after all," Mario remarked, now understanding Twilight's plan.

    "Can it be true?" said Princess Luna before she said in her booming voice and stood on her hind legs, "Oh, most wonderful of-" As the thunder clashed behind her, she remembered about keeping her voice down.

    "I mean...Oh, most wonderful of nights," Princess Luna said sheepishly in her normal voice. Mario chuckled.

    "I love you Aunt Luna," he said gently. Princess Luna wasted no time using a wing to pull him close to her for a hug.

    "I love you, too...my nephew," Princess Luna said gently, Mario smiled and hugged her back.

    Back in town, the mess had been cleaned and everypony was enjoying the Nightmare Night festival. Princess Luna and a few other ponies played spider toss. Then three little ponies gave her some candy, making her smile. Then when another pony went to bob for an apple, Princess Luna surfaced from the water, startling the pony as she just ate an apple. Everypony just shared a good laugh.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Twilight recited as Princess Luna was enjoying herself, "When you first sent me to Ponyville, I didn't know anything about friendship. Mario and I met somepony tonight who was having the same problem-your sister, Princess Luna! She taught us that one of the best things you can do with friendship is to give it to others, and help them find it themselves! And we're happy to report that all of Ponyville has learned that even if somepony seems a little intimidating, even scary, when you offer them your friendship, you'll discover a whole new pony underneath..."

    As Twilight continued to recite the letter beside the Nightmare Moon statue, Spike was sitting nearby writing it with a large stack of candy next to him.

    "...And even if my Star Swirl the Bearded costume didn't go over," Twilight concluded as she put a piece of candy in her mouth, "This still turned out to be the best Nightmare Night ever!"

    "Indeed," said Mario as they both shared a chuckle with each other. It was then a familiar black could was approaching behind Twilight. Rainbow smirked deviously as she raised her hooves to strike. Then she felt lightning zap her instead, causing her to scream and fly away as fast as she could. Twilight and Mario saw her take off before looking back. There was Princess Luna, now sitting comfortably on Rainbow's black cloud. She gave them a smile and wink before they, including Spike, laughed.

    Tonight had certainly been a fun night.

    A little late with this one since Nightmare Night was last week, but better late than never!

    Peace Pony Fans!

    33. Sisterhooves Social

    Sisterhooves Social

    Pony's Log Number 205: A sibling is a very special blessing. No matter how bad things get between the two of you, no pony should ever take them for granted...

    The sun had risen high into the sky and the birds began to chirp outside the Carousel Boutique as Rarity was still snoozing peacefully in her bed wearing a green sleeping mask. She was currently mumbling in her sleep as some smells started to float into her bedroom.

    "Oh...Are those sweet...carrot...pancakes that I smell?" Rarity mumbled in her sleep and then gasped, "Mmm, how divine, num-num-num-num. The aroma...spiced apple cider..." As Rarity continued to enjoy the smells, the aroma had become darker wisps of smoke that started to fill her bedroom.

    "Ahh, and, the smell of...smoke..." said Rarity as she sniffed and then it clicked in her head, "smoke? Smoke?!" Rarity then woke up with a start. She screamed as she tumbled out of bed with her blanket still stuck on her back end and the sound of a smoke alarm could be heard. Rarity charged out of her bedroom so quickly that she tumbled down the stairs.

    "Rarity!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed. Rarity lifted her sleeping mask from her eyes to see the fuming filly. Her kitchen was a mess. Some dirty pots were on the counters, one pot from the stove was spewing out the black smoke and filling the ceiling with it.

    "Rrgh, you ruined the surprise!" Sweetie Belle grumbled, "I was gonna serve you breakfast in bed!" Rarity just sighed to herself.

    (main theme)

    Rarity wasted no time pulling off her sleeping mask, causing it to go flying above Sweet Belle's head. The little marshmallow filly was still fuming as Rarity marched up to her, ready to give her little sister a piece of her mind over the mess in the kitchen. All the while, Rarity had failed to notice that there were two ponies sitting at her dining table. The first, whose name was Hondo Flanks was a marshmallow colored stallion with brown mane, mustache, and tail. He was wearing a floral shirt with a tourist straw hat. Across from him was a mare named Cookies Crumbles, she was light pink mare with dark purple mane and tail. She was wearing a red top with white bottoms and had a sun visor in her mane.

    "Well G'mornin', Rarity!" said Hondo Flanks, causing the marshmallow mare to freeze in her tracks.

    "Father! Mother!" said Rarity in surprise as she turned to face them.

    "I'll have you know that Sweetie Belle here cooked this yummy lookin' breakfast all on her own," said Hondo Flanks as Sweetie Belle set down a vase with lavender flowers in it. He gave her a supportive rub of her mane with his fore-hoof. Rarity just looked at the various plates that had various types of badly burnt food.

    "I...figured," said Rarity slowly as Mario entered inside examining a checklist with his magic and his work glasses on his nose.

    "Hey, Rares, I just picked up that extra supply order you wanted and..." Mario froze when he saw Sweetie Belle and two other ponies he had never met before, "...umm...am I interrupting something?" As much as Mario had grown in socializing with ponies, he didn't need long to see the resemblance between the older ponies and his two best friends. For some reason, meeting parents always made him feel rather shy, as well as a little jealous. The two elder ponies just looked at him curiously.

    "Rarity," Cookie Crumbles exclaimed, "Did you get married and not tell us?"

    "WHAT?!" Mario and Rarity exclaimed in shock and Mario blushed deep red.

    "Mom, you know I'm too young to marry my prince!" Sweetie Belle remarked.

    "Sweetie Belle!" Mario and Rarity repeated.

    "For crying out loud...they are just my best friends is all," Mario explained, "I work for Rarity as her assistant part time at the Boutique and I've told Sweetie Belle were only friends!"

    "Well I still like you anyway," said Sweetie Belle, "you are very cute and handsome." Rarity and Mario looked annoyed. Mario wasn't really annoyed as Sweetie Belle for liking him, but rather that she said it in front of her parents. Mario didn't want to deal with overprotective parents (or brothers for that matter...but that's another story). As for Rarity, she always got annoyed and irritated when Sweetie Belle gushed over him, but Mario still couldn't get Rarity to say why. Their parents just chuckled.

    "Young love," said the male pony, "My name is Hondo Flanks and this is my wife Cookie Crumbles, as you can guess, we're Rarity and Sweetie Belle's parents."

    "Nice to...meet you." said Mario as he noticed the burnt food on the table, "Enjoying breakfast I see..."

    "Eeyup, I made everything myself," said Sweetie Belle proudly as Rarity sniffed a glass that had something burnt in it.

    "I didn't know you could burn juice," Rarity remarked.

    "I knew a pony who knew how to burn ice cream," said Mario, "don't ask how...they just did it." Rarity discreetly rolled her eyes.

    "I've been giving her lessons," said Cookie Crumbles, "I wouldn't be surprised if she's got a cutie mark in fancy cooking by the time we get back from our vacation." Mario was just stunned.

    Her mother taught her how to cook like this? he thought, And Hondo is actually enjoying food this brunt? Either the food tastes better than it looks or he REALLY loves and supports his wife.

    Mario went to take a bite of some pancake and nearly choked at how dry and burnt it was as he swallowed it down.

    Oh yeah...Hondo REALLY loves his wife, quite...admirable actually, Mario told himself, But...I gotta teach Sweetie Belle how to cook properly in the near future.

    While Mario had his train of thought, Rarity was still baffled that she had apparently forgotten about her parent's vacation trip.

    "Vacation? Is that this week?" Rarity exclaimed, "As in "starting this very instant" this week?" It was then Sweetie Belle put a bowl of some burnt slop on the table.

    "Uurh, let me guess: apple sauce?" Rarity asked.

    "Nope, toast!" Sweetie Belle answered as Mario's jaw dropped but no one took notice, "We're gonna have the bestest time two sisters could ever have! I'm gonna go grab my stuff from Dad's wagon." Sweetie Belle then made her way out of the kitchen.

    "Need a hoof?" Mario asked.

    "Mario, I need you here," said Rarity quickly, stopping him from following the young filly, "So, now, when you say "a week"...is that, um, seven whole days?" Mario looked at her indignantly. This hadn't been the first time Rarity seemed reluctant to having Sweetie Belle around.

    "And six nights, I know!" said Cookie Crumbles, completely overlooking Rarity's hesitation, "Such a short time to spend with your little sis."

    "You gonna eat that?" Hondo Flanks asked before Rarity could respond to her mother. Rarity just said nothing and pushed the plate towards her father as Mario waved a hoof to say no.

    "But I've got such a long to-do list," said Rarity quietly to herself, "Oh well, I suppose "spend time with your sister" will just have to be added to the list."

    "You make it sound like having Sweetie Belle around is such a huge burden to you," Mario whispered, "Don't you remember that you hired me to..."

    "Yes, I did hire you to get work done around here," Rarity retorted, making it clear she wasn't interested in hearing what Mario had to say about the situation, "Now will you please take care of those supplies you got for me and put them away at once?" Mario glared before taking his leave when they heard a huge crash nearby. It was then Sweetie Belle reappeared with a huge load of luggage.

    "Just a few necessities," Sweetie Belle remarked. Rarity just smiled sheepishly to her parents as Mario chuckled.

    "And I thought you were the only one who over packed," said Mario, earning a dirty look from Rarity and he sighed, "I'm going. I'm going." But before he did, Mario did help Sweetie Belle get her luggage to the guest room first (at Rarity's expense). Mario just ignored that fact that Rarity glared at him for doing so.

    As Mario continued his work in the main room, Rarity and Sweetie Belle waved their parents goodbye as a taxi cart took them away with the honk of a horn. The two sisters then headed back into the boutique and into the kitchen.

    "Now, let's get that kitchen all cleaned up," said Rarity.

    "Cleaned up?" Sweetie Belle protested, "But we haven't even eaten yet."

    "Well now, Sweetie Belle," said Rarity as she burnt food on the table, "I appreciate the gesture, but we simply can't eat this breakfast; it's burnt."

    "It's not that burnt," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Never fear, my dear," said Rarity as she headed over to her stove with Sweetie Belle behind her, "I'll get a proper breakfast going."

    "Need a hand?" Mario asked as he peeked inside as Sweetie Belle smiled.

    "Don't you have those patterns to cross-stitch for me?" Rarity asked not turning around.

    "They're done," said Mario.

    "What about the fabric ironing?"

    "You never said anything about that," said Mario skeptically.

    "Well I am now," said Rarity regally, "Now hoof to it." Mario just snorted as he left. He never minded extra work, but he didn't like that Rarity was doing it just to keep him and Sweetie Belle apart. She seemed to do that alot whenever Sweetie Belle was staying over. Sweetie Belle just looked back at Rarity, who was grabbing various items from the cabinets and pantry with her magic.

    "Can I help?" Sweetie Belle asked, making Rarity freeze for a moment and look at her.

    "Oh, er, of course, er, in one moment, Sweetie Belle," Rarity stuttered trying to think of what to say and then gets an idea, "Let me get things started." Sweetie Belle just sat quietly on the floor and waited...and waited...and waited. Rarity didn't just get things started. She made it her mission to finish everything herself, from the cooking, to the cleaning, and even setting up the dining table. Mario had even tried again to help himself, or at least give Sweetie Belle something to do, but Rarity dismissed him once more. Mario just glared at her before walking away. The way Rarity shunned poor Sweetie Belle was really starting to get under his fur. Even Sweetie Belle lost patience.

    "Rarity!" Sweetie Belle complained, "I thought you said I was gonna help!" The older marshmallow pony flinched as she was busy mixing something in a bowl.

    "You are!" said Rarity as she struggled to come up with something, "You...can...put the garnish on the plates."

    "You mean this parsley?" Sweetie Belle asked as she eyeballed the tiny leaf skeptically before grabbing it in her mouth and headed towards the table. Standing on a stool chair, she leaned over a plate with some eggs on it.

    "Okay, now easy!" Rarity injected rather frantically, "It has to be just right! No need to rush. No! That's too slow. Careful! Back up! Looking for perfection here..." All the while poor Sweetie Belle was getting flustered, her body was shaking a bit from feeling so stressed and sweat was falling down her forehead. She nearly fell into the table but managed to lean back to save herself, but Rarity's fussing made her wobble a second time.

    "Whoa, whoa!" Sweetie Belle cried out as she fell into the table, knocking it and everything on it minus the tablecloth off of it with a crash. Rarity just looked at her annoyingly until the garnish floated gently onto the plate of eggs. Apparently, they had escaped the crash unharmed as Sweetie Belle stood up.

    "Not...bad," said Rarity as Sweetie Belle just eyed the plate blankly. Mario had seen everything before getting back to work.

    No wonder Sweetie Belle messes up so much Mario told himself, It's like Rarity wants her to fail...I'd mess up alot too if I was put under such pressure. In fact, I actually was... Mario just shook the feeling off as he continued his work quietly. It wasn't much longer before the two sisters had managed to eat something for breakfast and Rarity cleaned up the kitchen...alone. She had just finished when she saw the time on the clock and gasped.

    "There are some things I must attend to," said Rarity as she headed out of the kitchen towards Sweetie Belle, who was just washing the floor with a bucket of soapy water and a small brush in the corner of the main room, "Can you take the dirty towels to the laundry room?" Sweetie Belle looked up as the towels were dumped on top of her.

    "No problem," said Sweetie Belle as she pushed the basket into the laundry room, "I'll make myself useful."

    "I can give you a hand Sweetie-"

    "Actually, Mario," Rarity interrupted as she shoved a long list in his face, "I need these things picked up from town and I want them picked up now!" Mario discreetly rolled his eyes before rolling up the list, putting on his beret (he had gotten accustomed to wearing that hat whenever he went out nowadays), and heading out of the house without another word. Meanwhile, Sweetie Belle had just entered the laundry room and found a sweater sitting above the wash bin and got an idea.

    As the sun was now hanging high in the sky, Rarity stepped outside of her boutique and found Sweetie Belle hanging up the laundry to dry. Then she gasped at what she saw hanging with the laundry.

    "Sweetie Belle!" Rarity exclaimed as Sweetie Belle was putting up some more towels to dry.

    "I told you I'd make myself useful," said Sweetie Belle proudly, "Surprised?" Rarity was surprised, but not in the way Sweetie Belle had hoped.

    "Am I?" said Rarity as she rushed past the filly, "You washed my incredibly expensive one-of-a kind designer crocheted sweater! Do you know how hard these things are to come by?"

    "What's the big deal?" Sweetie Belle asked as she followed Rarity to where the sweater was hanging.

    "The big deal is that in the heat of the sun," said Rarity, "Wool..." As if by Rarity's command, the sweater became a tiny sweater, "...shrinks."

    "Oh. Sorry," said Sweetie Belle sadly.

    "Nng..." Rarity grunted as she turned away, feeling her temper start to boil, but manages to keep herself together and regain her composure, "Well, back to work. I must create." Rarity stepped into the bucket of water that was nearby.

    "Sorry," said Sweetie Belle sadly as Rarity just glared at her.

    "Huh. Stay out of trouble, okay," Rarity told her, taking a step forward, and then glared at her again, "Please?" Rarity then walked back inside.

    "I just wanted to do something nice for my sister," Sweetie Belle mumbled to herself. She headed inside as she pushed the bucket of water with her head. Later on, Sweetie Belle was just sitting on the floor rubbing a fore-hoof on it. Rarity had been busy for quite a while now and Mario still hadn't returned from his long list of errands.

    "Raargh, I'm so bored!" said Sweetie Belle as she walked back and forth with her hind legs and dragging her head across the floor, "When is Rarity gonna finish her work? And when is Mario going to be back? Assuming Rarity doesn't give him something else to do today..." It was then she made a thought bubble appear with Rarity inside of it.

    "Stay out of trouble, okay?" Rarity said before her thought bubble popped. Sweetie Belle was quite for a moment before she noticed some sheets of paper and crayons just sitting on a table.

    "I never got in trouble for drawing," said Sweetie Belle as she grabs a crayon with her mouth and began to draw something, "Hmm, this needs something..." Sweetie Belle then noticed a chest filled with blue gems in it. Sweetie Belle smiles and gets an idea. She had just finished her project with Rarity came down holding some fabrics with her magic.

    "Hi, Rarity!" said Sweetie Belle excitedly as she pushed her art project before the older pony, "I made this special drawing for y-"

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Rarity screamed before heading over to the now empty gem chest, "Oh no! Did you use these gems?!" It was at this moment Mario had returned and set his beret on a hat rack with his magic.

    "Well, yes, but I know you'll have more in your work room," said Sweetie Belle, crouching low since she knew Rarity was upset.

    "But, but these are extremely rare baby blue sapphires!" said Rarity, "I need them for an outfit for an extremely important client!"

    "Oh, sorry," said Sweetie Belle sadly.

    "Sweetie Belle, what am I going to do with you?" Rarity said with a sigh as Mario stood nearby with an indignant look on his face...at Rarity, not Sweetie Belle.

    "Oh!" said Sweetie Belle as she hopped around Rarity and Mario, "We could paint together, we could ride bikes, play chess, sing a song, catch frogs, pillow fight-"

    "That's not what I mean!" Rarity snapped as she walked away.

    "Oh," said Sweetie Belle, looking rather disappointed.

    "In all respect, Rares," said Mario, "This chest is set up specifically for unneeded excess gems. They were free picking to anyone who wants use them! If you wanted them for your projects, you should have taken them out and...MMMPH!" Mario was cut off when Rarity shoved his pair of what he now called "shovel hooves" into his mouth. She had him keep them there so she could wash them between uses.

    "Be quiet and put these on!" said Rarity, "Now we have to find some more of these gems!"

    "I'll go with you and help!" said Sweetie Belle, taking a few steps forward.

    "No!" Rarity snapped, making Sweetie Belle stop in her tracks and lowered her tone, "No thank you. You can help but picking up these papers and stacking them, neatly. Put the pens and pencils back exactly where you found them, and please find something to do that doesn't create a large mess for me to clean up!" She turned to her assistant, "Mario, quit wasting time and come along." Mario just spat out the claws out of his mouth and went to put them on.

    "Geez Louise," Sweetie Belle muttered as she stomped away, "can't I do anything right?"

    "You can," said Mario before glaring at the door, "Just little miss prissy won't let you. Don't you worry, Sweetie Belle. When I can find the right moment, Rarity and I are going to have a unicorn to unicorn talk about how she's been acting with you." Mario gave her a wink before making his exit from the shop. Sweetie smiled for a moment before walking sadly towards another room. She peeked inside to find the room an absolute mess. Sweetie Belle smiled.

    A couple of hours later Rarity and Mario arrived back at the boutique with saddles bags loaded with more blue sapphires. While Rarity had a pleased look on her face, Mario was looking very irritated. Not only had he failed in finding a moment to speak to Rarity regarding Sweetie Belle, but Rarity had made it her mission to complain about the little filly during the entire gem hunt. Sometimes Mario even wished he could have stayed underground so he wouldn't have to listen to Rarity grumble. She didn't even stop when they had found enough gems either.

    "Sweetie Belle! I'm back," said Rarity but received no answer, "Sweetie Belle?" Rarity began to look around and then peeked into what was her workroom and gasped as she jumped into the air. Everything had been cleaned up so the place was now sparkling. Mario peeked inside as well.

    "Hey, it's about time this place was tidied up," Mario remarked.

    "Surprise!" said Sweetie Belle cheerfully as she jumped out from behind the mannequins.

    "My-ee-bleh-My inspiration room!" Rarity exclaimed in disbelief, flinching twice as she looked around, "What did you do? What did you do?" Rarity didn't hesitate to get into Sweetie Belle's face.

    "When I saw the big mess in your room, I thought I'd clean it up for you," Sweetie Belle explained.

    "This wasn't a mess!" Rarity protested in a panic, "It was organized chaos!"

    "Yeah right," Mario remarked, "Do you know how many times I can in here to find you crying on your sofa cause you couldn't find anything in here? I say Sweetie Belle did you a favor!"

    "I was just about finished planning my new fashion line," Rarity continued to complain, not even listening to Mario, "and, and you, you, you went and, and you-and you put everything away!"

    "But every time I make a mess, you get upset!" Sweetie Belle protested. Mario nodded in agreement with a stern look on his face. He couldn't tell ponies how many times he and Twilight had fought over a similar issue, especially when she would make messes and get on he and Spike's case for not cleaning it up.

    "But this was my mess in my house!" Rarity, "and now I have to start over!"

    "But, I thought it would make you happy!" said Sweetie Belle, trying to explain herself. That seemed to be the last straw for Rarity's temper.

    "Happy?! Happy?!" Rarity exclaimed, getting in Sweetie Belle's face twice, jumping into the air, and then grinding her teeth as she struggled desperately not to explode. Mario walked up to Sweetie and stomped a hoof between them. He gave Rarity a glare that meant one thing: say one more word and I'll make you regret it. It was few seconds later Rarity managed to recompose herself.

    "I just need some alone time," said Rarity quietly before turning her back on Sweetie Belle. The little filly walked sadly away, feeling worse as Rarity huffed at her as the left. Mario hadn't left the room, feeling inside that enough was enough.

    "Rares..."

    "Please make me some tea at once," Rarity told him in a deadpan tone with her back against him.

    "We need to talk..." Mario continued sternly.

    "NOW!" Rarity snapped as she used her magic to toss him out of her workroom and slammed the door. Mario groaned as he landed on his back end. He growled at the shut door behind him before heading into the kitchen.

    Outside, Sweetie Belle was just moping about until she noticed a pink flyer being held by a familiar yellow filly with cute yellow eyes and red mane.

    "How's the sleepover at Rarity's going?" Apple Bloom asked cheerfully. Sweetie Belle rolled her eyes and pouted for a moment.

    "Why, it's smashing!" Sweetie Belle answered, imitating Rarity in a mocking manner before walked away pouting.

    "Huh?" said Apple Bloom puzzled as Sweetie Belle climbs onto the base of a statue and sat down.

    "I just wish we could do something special together that didn't include me goofing anything up," said Sweetie Bell. Apple Bloom went up to her and showed her the pink flyer again.

    "The Sisterhooves Social!" Apple Bloom explained, "Applejack an' I do it every year! You an' Rarity can compete against other teams in all these neat events!" This lifted Sweetie Belle's spirits a bit.

    "That sounds like the perfect way for us to hang out," said Sweetie Belle excitedly, "Rarity will think it's an excellent idea."

    "What a ridiculous idea," said Rarity, instantly turning Sweetie Belle's smile upside down, "A contest at Sweet Apple Acres? It doesn't...sound...very...clean..." Rarity made a face as she grabbed something from her desk. Mario, now in a very bad mood, just rolled his eyes at the elder marshmallow pony.

    "So, what, now your back to hating messes?" Sweetie Belle snapped angrily.

    "Sweetie Belle, watch your tone!" said Rarity snootily, "I am still your big sister."

    "Then start acting like one!" Mario retorted angrily.

    "Right!" Sweetie Belle added in agreement to both their comments, "And any sister who cares about her sister goes!"

    "Sweetie Belle...! Honestly!" Rarity protested, "Playing silly little games in the dirt is just...uncouth! With or without a sister." Rarity walked away from Sweetie Belle. The little filly was in the verge of tears, but she felt something more than disappointment...

    ...it was anger.

    "Well then! Maybe, maybe I'll try the Sisterhooves Social without a sister!" Sweetie Belle retorted, trying to stay strong and not cry, "In fact, I think I'll try the rest of my life without a sister!" Sweetie Belle's voice gave a definitive squeak as she jumped into the air to make her point. Rarity gasped.

    "Oh, I'm the one who's ruining your life? Really?!" Rarity shot back angrily, "Have you looked around at this place? I'm the one who'd be better off with no sister!" Mario gasped silently as he felt his own temper boil.

    "Well it looks like we finally agree on something!" Sweetie Belle yelled as the two sister glared at each other, "Neither of us needs a sister!"

    "Deal!" Rarity shouted.

    "Deal!" Sweetie Belle shouted back, "Goodbye, un-sister!" Sweetie Belle stomped out of the room as Rarity watched her leave before turning away with a huff. Mario just stayed put for a moment, giving Rarity a very stern and angered glare as he walked up to her.

    "Rares..."

    "Mario I'm not in the mood to..."

    "QUIET!" Mario snapped angrily as Rarity turned around in shock.

    "I beg your pardon?!" Rarity exclaimed, taken aback by his harsh tone.

    "Forgive my disrespect, but this is something that needs to be said," Mario told her sternly, "you have done plenty of selfish things over the time I've known you, but this is the worst!"

    "Excuse me?" said Rarity, looking a bit offended by the remark.

    "I'm talking about the way you treat Sweetie Belle," said Mario, "Ever since I started working for you, I see the way you unjustly treat her. At first I stayed out of it, but that little filly is more than just some fan girl to me now. She's a dear friend of mine and was there for me just like you were when Twilight broke my heart! I love her just as much as I love you. But every time she's here you set her aside like she one of last year's fashions!"

    "Well have you seen what she does when she tries to help?" Rarity protested angrily.

    "That only happens because you don't give her a chance!" Mario retorted fiercely, "I saw how you were acting when she tried to set that garnish! She only toppled the table because you stressed her out! Back when I was a filly, the Canterlot Elite would do the same thing to me. I was so nervous around them I ended making more mistakes trying to be perfect and trying to please them. I couldn't tell you how many events I made a mess of because I tried to be helpful but all they would do is complain and criticize me."

    "Well, I'm sorry if you felt that way, Mario," said Rarity dismissively, "but this is completely different situation."

    "Exactly!" Mario continued, "You shouldn't have to be treated that way by your own family! I know for a fact nopony ever treated you that way so I don't know what gives you the right to treat Sweetie Belle in such a manner! I might be used to your fussy nature but that doesn't mean Sweetie Belle should be forced to put up with it. She needs room to grow and time to learn how to do things correctly and become a refined young lady. If you keep shunning, pressuring, and criticizing her, those accidents are never going to stop and she could lose all of her self-confidence, which is what nearly happened to me! How can she learn from her mistakes and get better at being helpful when you don't let her learn? I give her room to breathe and learn and she never has a problem working with me. And she's quite confident in her abilities because I actually encourage her! We haven't had any major accidents or incidents when we work together!"

    "So just take her then!" Rarity shouted, letting her temper slip, "If you want her for a sister, then you are more then welcome to take her out of my life!" Mario was taken aback before he gave Rarity a hurt look as she snorted at him angrily.

    "I can't believe you just said that," said Mario quietly. Rarity just turned her back on him without another word, breathing heavily to calm down.

    "I'm taking the rest of the day off," said Mario, keeping a stern look on his face, "I need to see if it's even possible for somepony like me to adopt Sweetie Belle if that is what you really want. I can't work with you right now." Rarity just said nothing as Mario left the room, but then poked back inside.

    "And I will be telling Hondo and Cookie about all of this," said Mario, "I need their approval for the adoption anyway!" Rarity's demeanor looked worried for a bit but then she went back to pouting as she heard the door to her Boutique was slammed shut.

    "Tattletale," she muttered.

    As for Sweetie Belle, she had made her way back to Sweet Apple Acres. She was just laying on a hay stack as Big Mac and Applejack were pushing them about. Sweetie Belle had told Applejack what Rarity had told her.

    ""Uncouth"?" Applejack exclaimed as she stopped pushing her hay stack, "She said the Sisterhooves Social was "uncouth"?" Applejack jumped over her hay stack to approach the marshmallow filly as Apple Bloom popped out of a basket of apples.

    "Yeah! Uncouth?" said Apple Bloom as she ate her apple and belched afterwards, "Wait, what's uncouth?"

    "It's not just the Social," said Sweetie Belle, "She think I'm uncouth."

    "Honey, Rarity thinks everything's uncouth," said Applejack sympathetically.

    "What uncouth?" Apple Bloom asked again.

    "It means uncivil," Applejack explained, "Y'know, bad manners."

    "BELCH!" Apple Bloom burped loudly.

    "Exactly," Applejack answered, "Sweetie Belle, just give Rarity some time. She'll come around. Sisters always do." Applejack and Apple Bloom just smiled and nuzzled each other.

    "Not sisters like Rarity," Sweetie Belle remarked bitterly as she looked away, "Even Mario tried to defend me, but she wouldn't listen to him either." That did worry Applejack a bit, but she knew Sweetie Belle needed more help at the moment.

    "Come on, now," said Applejack, "Apple Bloom and I got some chores to finish up on. Maybe you can help!"

    "You sure you want me to help?" Sweetie Belle asked, "I just mess everything up!"

    "Oh, come on, that's just stinkin' thinkin'," said Applejack, "Mario says you help him out all the time. He never says you mess things up." The orange pony then picked up a bad apple that had a worm in it.

    "Watch," said Applejack as Apple Bloom grabbed a bucket. Applejack then tossed the bad apple towards the yellow filly, who caught it inside her bucket. Applejack then sent another with her tail and Apple Bloom caught it again. They both start to laugh and chuckle happily with each other as Apple Bloom continued to catch apple after apple in her bucket.

    "Good there, Apple Bloom! Whoo!" Applejack cheered as they continued to laugh some more and enjoy themselves. Sweetie Belle just looked at the two with confusion written all over her face.

    "This is a chore?" Sweetie Belle asked confused.

    "Since we can't sell the bruised apples," Applejack explained before bucking another apple to Apple Bloom, "we gotta collect them for all the pigs to eat."

    "It's a lot of work," Apple Bloom added as she set the bucket down and used her flank to rebound an apple into it, "so we make a game out of it. Wanna try?"

    "Um, okay," said Sweetie Belle timidly as she stood near a bucket. Applejack bucked an apple towards her. The apple ended up smacking Sweetie Belle hard in the head, the apple getting stuck on her horn.

    "Ow!" Sweetie Belle groaned as she rubbed her head, "You're right, it is hard work."

    "That's why we do it..." Apple Bloom began.

    "Together, "Applejack and Apple Bloom finished as the orange pony held the yellow filly close to her. Sweetie Belle couldn't help but feel a little jealous.

    "Huh. Rarity never wants to do chores together," Sweetie Belle muttered to herself.

    Back at the boutique, Rarity was still fuming about her workroom as Opal was just snoozing quietly on the floor.

    "Ugh, all that work ruined," Rarity continued to complain, "thanks to Sweetie Belle." She then walked over to her drawer and found that everything was in order and easy to find.

    "Oh my. It's usually a big mess in here," said Rarity and then gasped. "I-dee-a!" Within a few minutes Rarity had easily completed a collection of outfits and had them displayed on the mannequins. Each outfit was the color of the rainbow.

    "This is genius!" said Rarity, "I shall call it "full spectrum fashions"! If Sweetie Belle hadn't..." Rarity then suddenly stopped herself from letting Sweetie Belle have any credit and cleared her throat.

    "Well, no matter," Rarity said dismissively as she pulled the outfits off of the mannequins, "She still shouldn't have touched my things without permission." A thought bubble then appeared above her head with Mario inside of it, glaring at her.

    "Sweetie Belle did you a favor and you know it!" the Mario in her thought told her.

    "Oh!" Rarity snorted as she popped her thought bubble and gave a loud hmph as she went back to work.

    Meanwhile, Applejack was placing some clusters of grapes inside of a wooden container.

    "Apple Bloom! You're up!" Applejack called as the yellow filly bounced over and onto her sister's back. Sweetie Belle watched as Applejack launched Apple Bloom high into the air so the little filly landed inside the wooden container. Apple Bloom then began to stomp about, allowing her to fill up a jar placed underneath a pipe.

    "You're...making...grape juice?" Sweetie Belle asked puzzled and then gasped, "Rarity would call the fashion police on me if I got grape juice anywhere near her precious outfits."

    "Well, that's silly!" said Apple Bloom a she dived into the grapes, causing a glop of them to splatter all over Applejack.

    "Apple Bloom..." Applejack said under her breath.

    "Please, Applejack," said Sweetie Belle, raising her fore-hooves in Apple Bloom's defense to try and block the orange pony, "she didn't mean-" But Applejack went around the marshmallow filly. Sweetie Belle watched with worry as Applejack dived at Apple Bloom.

    "Whoa!" Apple Bloom cried out as she and Applejack tumbled into the grapes with a splat. Then Apple Bloom started laughing as Sweetie Belle looked inside.

    "How d'you like them grapes, y'little whippersnapper?" Applejack teased as she gave her little sister a hoofnoggie on the head. The both of them now covered in grape juice.

    "That tickles!" Apple Bloom protested as she laughed. Sweetie Belle just smiled as the two played in the grapes together.

    At the boutique, Rarity had taken her new outfits into the laundry room.

    "Now to get these fabrics washed for my fabulous new line," said Rarity when she noticed her now shrunken wool sweater and huffed, "Ooh, my favorite sweater...I just can't believe that Sweetie Belle..." Rarity's train of thought was interrupted as Opal gave a very loud cat yowl. She had apparently stepped on the cat's tail. Rarity then got an idea as she grabbed the shrunken sweater and put it on the white cat.

    "Oh, Opal-wopal!" Rarity told her in baby talk, making the cat glare at her, "It's as if Sweetie Belle knew the sweater was perfect for you." Rarity then went back to being indignant.

    "And Sweetie should consider herself perfectly lucky that this thoughtless mishap turned out alright," Rarity huffed. It was then another thought bubble appeared with Mario inside it.

    "She only was trying to help you with the laundry," said Mario in her thought bubble told her, "It was an honest mistake and you still managed to make the best of it. You are so ungrateful..."

    "Get out of my head!" Rarity snapped as she bucked the thought bubble away with her hind legs and stomped away with a huff.

    Back at Sweet Apple Acres, some sheep were baaing as they stampeded through the farming grounds. Applejack and Apple Bloom were working together to keep the heard together.

    "Apple Bloom!" Applejack called out.

    "Got it, sis!" said Apple Bloom as she bumped a sheep back in line. It wasn't much longer before they easily made the entire heard run right into their pen. Sweetie Belle was most impressed.

    "Wow, it's as if they were just one pony," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Yee-haw!" Applejack and Apple Bloom said at once as they high-hoofed each other.

    "Way to corral some critters, sis!" Applejack remarked.

    "You coulda just a-a-a-asked," said one of the sheep as Applejack shut the gate with her hind legs. Sweetie Belle just watched them walk away with a frown on her face.

    "Rarity never high-hoofs me," Sweetie Belle to herself.

    Rarity was now working on one of her new outfits, placing the blue sapphires onto it.

    "Perfect!" Rarity told herself as she examined her work, "Just one more, and this ensemble is fini!" She then noticed that both hers and Mario's saddle bags were empty, which reminded her why she had to get more blue sapphires in the first place.

    "Sweetie Belle!" Rarity groaned loudly, "Where's her silly little arts and crafts project?" Rarity soon found it and was more than willing to tear off the gems glued to it when she saw the picture. Rarity gasped as she placed a fore-hoof to her mouth and her eyes began to water. There before her was a drawing of herself and Sweetie Belle surrounded by a beautifully crafted heart that was coated with the blue sapphires. It was at that very moment that Rarity suddenly realized just how awful she had been acting all day. What she had said to Mario earlier began to haunt her mind.

    So just take her then! If you want her for a sister, then you are more then welcome to take her out of my life!

    Rarity had never felt so guilty in her entire life. It was then Mario had finally returned. He used his magic to pull out a document and set it next to the project. Rarity just looked at the document with devastated eyes.

    "Here it is," said Mario bluntly, "Just sign on the dotted line and Sweetie Belle will be out of your mane forever." Rarity only looked at the document for a second before she grabbed it and ripped it into tiny pieces and tossed the scraps behind her.

    "Oh, Sweetie Belle! My one and only sister! What have I done?" Rarity lamented as she leaned over the arts and crafts project, "All the time I could have spent with you was wasted complaining and wishing you were gone! Woe is me!" Rarity then crouched into the floor and began to cry dramatically, but before Mario could comfort her, she stopped crying.

    "No! I must get her back! I must!" said Rarity as she stood tall and determined, "As Celestia is my witness, I shall never be sisterless again!" Her moment was interrupted as she heard somepony chuckling near her.

    "And what might I ask is so funny?" Rarity asked indignantly. Mario just smiled.

    "Thank goodness," he replied.

    "Huh?" Rarity asked puzzled.

    "I was hoping you'd finally realize how you were acting," said Mario, "I really believe that you never wanted to Sweetie Belle out of your life for good."

    "I...didn't..." said Rarity quietly, "I never wanted to...I didn't mean...oh, Mario you were right about everything. I did shun her, criticize her, and I did take her for granted. I didn't take the time to help her learn things and expected her to figure things out...like I did. I have been destroying her self-confidence. I really am a selfish pony."

    "You may have acted like one," said Mario gently as he gave Rarity a hug, "but you're not a selfish pony. You are known for being the element of Generosity. You just got a little too caught up in your work that you forgot what is really important, which is friends and family."

    "I guess I did," said Rarity, "And Mario if I might say something to you..."

    "Rarity, trust me," Mario interrupted, "I never wanted to raise my voice at you. It was only because I saw you doing something wrong and you kept cutting me off. I don't ever want to have to raise my voice at you again."

    "Fair enough," said Rarity, grateful that issue had been addressed and settled quickly, "but...I wanted to apologize for trying to keep you and Sweetie Belle apart."

    "Are you really worried I'm gonna hurt her?" Mario asked, "I already told her straight up that we are just friends and that I'm in love with Twilight. Heh...She's been giving me dating suggestions on how to make Twilight fall in love with me. Some ideas are a bit over the top, but others have actually been rather helpful." Rarity giggled.

    "Didn't know Sweetie Belle was into matchmaking," Rarity remarked, "In fact, I bet I would have known how much we have in common if I...had spent more time with her. But my point is that I pushed you both apart because I was jealous. You two seemed to work together so well and never have mishaps like I have with her and...I guess I just wish Sweetie and I could work together like that..."

    "You just got to give a chance," said Mario, "and remember, nopony can create perfection the first time around. Perfection and fabulousness..."

    "...comes from time, persistence, and trail and error," Rarity finished, realizing she had taught that to Mario when he first started working at the Boutique, "I just got to set things right. After all, persistence is my middle name!"

    "I thought it was Tabitha?" Mario asked.

    "No, no darling, Tabitha is just a dear friend of mine and make delicious cookies," Rarity replied, "but were getting off topic. Will you help me find Sweetie Belle so I can set things right?" Mario smiled.

    "I am at your service," Mario replied, making Rarity smile. However, it was already nightfall before they found Sweetie Belle. Apparently she was sitting with Applejack and Apple Bloom as they roasted some marshmallows over a campfire. Rarity gasped when she saw her little sister with them.

    "Sweetie Belle!" said Rarity as she walked up to the little filly, "Oh, Mario and I have been galloping all over looking for you. I-" Rarity was then taken aback as Sweetie Belle turned her head away and snubbed the elder marshmallow pony. Applejack and Apple Bloom just exchanged worried glances at each other.

    "Oh hello, un-sister," said Sweetie Belle, "what are you doing here? Better be careful you might get some dust on you." Rarity was still rather stunned by her remark as Applejack and Apple Bloom looked at each other again. Rarity glanced over towards Mario, who just waved a fore-hoof, encouraging Rarity to speak up.

    "Oh, Sweetie Belle," said Rarity sadly, "I want to apologize. I am not better off without a sister."

    "I'm not better off without a sister either," Sweetie Belle replied, keeping a stern look on her face, "Spending the day with Applejack and Apple Bloom made me realize that."

    "Oh, Sweetie," said Rarity as she put a fore-hoof on the little filly, "you don't know how happy I am to hear-" Rarity was then cut off when Sweetie swatted away her hoof.

    "And that's why I'm adopting Applejack as my big sister!" Sweetie Belle announced.

    "What?!" Rarity exclaimed dramatically.

    "What?!" said Applejack in stunned.

    "What?!" Apple Bloom repeated in disbelief.

    "Wah?" Mario added, feeling taken aback by the announcement himself as Sweetie Belle rushed towards the orange pony and hugged one of her fore-legs.

    "A sister is someone who loves and takes care of another sister," Sweetie Belle explained, "Applejack's a real sister." Rarity was agape before narrowing her eyes at Applejack. The orange pony just looked rather sheepish in reply.

    "Easy Rares," Mario said gently as he placed a hoof on her back, "remember, if a pony wants to be loved and can't find it from one pony, they will go looking for it elsewhere." Rarity's expression softened a bit, but she still felt rather upset at the idea of Sweetie Belle replacing her, even if she had given the filly every reason to do so.

    "H-Hold on, Sweetie Belle," said Applejack, "don't get ahead of yourself now."

    "Yeah, I wanted to adopt you," said Mario jealously.

    "Ahem!" Rarity said with a glare.

    "Oops...heh...sorry," Mario said sheepishly and feeling rather embarassed he had said that aloud.

    "Besides," Apple Bloom protested as she held one of Applejack's hind legs, "She's my big sister!"

    "Yeah, um-" Applejack stuttered as the two fillies started a tug of war over her.

    "Or maybe," Sweetie Belle suggested to Rarity, "she should be your sister, so she could teach you what a good sister is supposed to be!" Rarity began to stare Applejack down again. The orange pony was growing more uncomfortable by the second.

    "Heh, um, actually, I-" Applejack continued to stutter as Apple Bloom looked rather indignant.

    "But I don't need lessons on being a good sister," Rarity protested a she knelt before Sweetie Belle in a pleading position, "I-I promise. Listen! I'll show you how to cook my favorite quiche! Or, or, I'll show you the proper way to beautify your mane. Won't that be fun? Hmm?" Sweetie Belle just glared.

    "Hm! You want me to go home with you," Sweetie Belle retorted as she walked at Rarity, making the older marshmallow pony back up a bit, "so we can do what you wanna do?"

    "Uh...yes?" Rarity answered with a sheepish tone.

    "Momma mia..." Mario groaned as he hoof-palmed his face. Even he knew that was the wrong answer.

    "Just forget it!" Sweetie Belle snapped before stomping away. Apple Bloom and Applejack just watched the filly walk off before the former turned to the latter.

    "We're still sisters, right?" Apple Bloom asked for reassurance. Applejack gave her a nod before the yellow filly walked away as well. Rarity just walked up to Applejack feeling rather upset with Mario at her side.

    "Well, that apology went swimmingly," Rarity said sarcastically, "Applejack, why do you have to be so good and make me look so bad?"

    "Oh brother," Mario remarked and shaking his head disapprovingly at her. Applejack just chuckled.

    "Oh Rarity," said Applejack, poking her with a fore-hoof, "once again, you're thinkin' about yourself. Bein' sisters is a give and take. You've been doing a whole lotta takin', but you haven't been doin' a whole lotta givin'." Rarity just looked away for a moment.

    "But of course I give," Rarity retorted, "I give lessons. Reasonable demands."

    "We're not!" Mario protested sternly, getting a death glare from Rarity.

    "Easy there Mario," said Applejack, "I got this. Why don't you go see how them fillies are doing?" Mario nodded and left the two ponies to talk thing out.

    "As I said before being interrupted, I do give," Rarity continued.

    "But ya never give in," said Applejack, poking her once more, "bein' sisters is like...apple pie. You can have amazin' apples, and you can have a wonderfully crispy crust, but only together you can have the perfect apple pie."

    "But apart, all we are is just a pile of mush and some crumbly dry mess..." said Rarity as she began to understand what Applejack was getting at and gasped, "I know what I need to do. I just hope it isn't too late!" The rest of the night was busy ironing out the minor details to the plan, but Rarity was confident that their plan would work.

    The day of the Sisterhooves Social had finally arrived as a pair of balloons floated above the grounds for the big event. Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle had just arrived. Both of the apple siblings were also wearing handkerchiefs around their necks. Mario was also with them.

    "Thanks for letting me come with your guys," Mario said excitedly, "I might not get to participate in any events, but I'm happy to support my friends."

    "Yer quite welcome," said Applejack, "And don't you worry about a thing, Mario. This event may be for sisters, but there plenty of family fun for everypony." Sweetie Belle then noticed some ponies at a pie eating contest. A pair of sisters has managed to finish their pies before the other team, earning a blue ribbon. The winning team was very happy while the losing team looked rather dejected.

    "Well, I guess it's a good thing Rarity isn't here," said Sweetie Belle before mimicking the marshmallow pony, "Do I see "uncouth" written all over this contest?" Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Mario just look at her sadly for a moment until they come up to a nearby pig pen.

    "Look at the size of that pig!" Apple Bloom pointed out as they noticed two pigs with blue ribbons on them.

    "He sure is a cutie," Applejack remarked.

    "That's the last word Rarity would use," said Sweetie Belle before mimicking Rarity again, "Oh my, what a repulsive monstrosity! That thing needs a head to toe makeover!" Sweetie Belle brushed one of her curls to fully emphasize her impersonation. The two Apple siblings and Mario exchanged some worried looks until they heard the sound of a horn tooting in the distance.

    "It's almost time!" said Applejack excitedly.

    "Well, you two have fun," said Sweetie Belle sadly, "Sure wish I had a sister to run the race with."

    "Sorry about that Sweetie Belle," said Mario as he gave her a hug, "I tried to see if they would let me participate for your sake, but...they wouldn't allow it." Mario gave Applejack a discreet wink. It was then Applejack placed a handkerchief around Sweetie Belle's neck and plopped her Stenson hat on the marshmallow filly's head.

    "Huh?" said Sweetie Belle in surprise.

    "You do now!" said Apple Bloom excitedly as Applejack smiled.

    "AB and I figured since we do this every year..." Applejack began.

    "I'd let you borrow my sis so you can give it a try!" Apple Bloom finished.

    "Sister for a day!" said Applejack.

    "No way!" said Sweetie Belle excitedly as a checkered patterned cloth with apples on it appeared behind her.

    "One. Day," Apple Bloom reminded her sternly, poking Sweetie Belle with a fore-hoof to bring her back to reality. Sweetie Belle then rushed over to give Applejack a happy hug.

    "One. Day," Apple Bloom repeated again. Mario just hugged Apple Bloom close to calm her down when they all heard the screeching of a microphone.

    "Is this thing on?" Granny Smith asked Big Mac as she was fidgeting with the megaphone while sitting in her rocking chair, even turning the thing around so she was speaking out of the wrong end, "I don't think this thing is on. Hello?" Big Mac then whispered into Granny Smith's ear.

    "What is the- e- oh!" Granny Smith mumbled, "You have to say so. Confangled modern doohickeys." Granny then smacked the megaphone so she could speak into it correctly,

    "Now, the event you've all been waiting fer! The Sister Soci- The Socialhooves-" Granny Smith struggled to say the name of the event as the other ponies looked at her puzzled. It was also at this time Applejack, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Mario were walking by, "Oh, dabnabbit, you know, the big race. We have five teams this year fer the event! So y'all head on up to the finish line, y'hear?" Big Mac then pulled the elder mare's rocking chair back and whispered into her ear again.

    "Eh?" she said before realizing her mistake before speaking into the megaphone again, "The start line! That's what I said!"

    "That's us," said Sweetie Belle excitedly as she and Applejack approached the starting line. Apple Bloom quickly startled Sweetie Belle by getting into her face again.

    "One. Day," Apple Bloom said again sternly before saying in a peppier tone, "Good Luck!" The yellow filly than zipped back to Mario, who just gave her a skeptical look.

    "Was that really necessary?" Mario asked her.

    "Wishin' em good luck?" Apple Bloom said puzzled until Mario raised an eyebrow at her. Apple Bloom just sighed.

    "Guess I just don't want to lose my sister," said Apple Bloom. Mario smiled as he pulled her close for hug.

    "You won't," said Mario, "besides, in exchange, you get me for the day. So...not a bad trade off."

    "But I thought you were Sweetie Belle's prince?" Apple Bloom asked, failing to hide the jealousy in her tone.

    "We are just friends Apple Bloom," said Mario, "Just like us. She's not the only little filly who I consider a friend and care about you know. There's plenty of love to share." Apple Bloom felt better and snuggled his fore-leg as the other sister pairs got ready for the race.

    "And may the best sisters win!" said Granny Smith as she rocked back and forth on her chair. The other races knelt forward to get ready, "On your mark...get set..." Then Granny hit the megaphone so the mouthpiece poked her eye, "Gooooooooo!"

    And they were off! The first obstacle was a shallow patch of mud. Most of the other ponies leaped right over the mud while Sweetie Belle hippy hopped across in a cute manner. Applejack mistimed her jump and yelped as she fell into the mud.

    "You okay, Applejack?" said Sweetie Belle worried as the orange pony, now completely coated in mud, simply jumped out and they continued down the course.

    The second obstacle were some stepping buckets. Other ponies tried to walk through them one hoof at a time. One pony fell forward and knocked down a bucket, making some spectator ponies sitting in the stands cringe. As Applejack and Sweetie Belle arrived, Applejack used one hoof at a time for each bucket as Sweetie Belle cutely hopped from bucket to bucket with ease.

    The third obstacle was three hay stacks set up in two stacked rows. The other ponies had no problem jumping up to the top row and then jumped off. Applejack was able to do the same, but Sweetie Belle wasn't as good a jumper and was dangling from the edge of the bottom row.

    "Applejack, help!" Sweetie Belle called out. Applejack wasted no time, reaching out to the little filly. After some stretching, the mud covered pony managed to toss Sweetie Belle over the haystacks and they were able to keep going.

    Next was the pie eating. One pair of sisters were already munching away as Applejack and Sweetie Belle stopped, flipped the pies out of their tins and into the air, gobbled them up in one bite, and then took off.

    Then came pushing a hay stack over a designated distance. One pair of sisters were hard at work pushing as hard as they could as Applejack and Sweetie Belle easy scooted the haystack over the line and headed toward the next challenge, which was filling a jar with juice. One pair of sisters were still busy filling up their wooden container when Applejack and Sweetie Belle arrived. Applejack tossed all the grapes into the wooden container at once and then helped Sweetie Belle jump inside. Sweetie Belle stomped about, quickly filling up their jar with the juice, before they placed it at the drop off point and went on their way.

    Next was the apple tossing task. One sister was busy tossing one apple at a time towards her younger sister as they caught them in the bucket. Sweetie Belle quickly put the bucket into her head and charged off as Applejack launched all the apples at once. Sweetie Belle looked back and smiled as she easy caught all the apples into the bucket, except for one. But that last one was easily recovered as Sweetie Belle perfectly mimicked Apple Bloom rebound trick.

    "You can do it, sister!" Sweetie Belle shouted as Applejack charged forward without a word and Sweetie Belle was right behind her.

    The final task involved the ponies carrying an egg towards a basket using their noses. One pair of sisters struggled to keep their eggs balanced. They ended up bumping into each other and dropping them. Applejack and Sweetie Belle decided to carry a single egg together and easily deposited it into the basket and headed on their way. Apparently, they only needed to get one egg dropped off and not two. They then began to hippy hop away until a another pair of sisters zoomed past them, causing Applejack and Sweetie Belle to spin about. They quickly recovered and took off to catch up to the other pair of sisters as they cleared a wooden hurdle. The finish line was fast approaching with only one more wooden hurdle to jump over. The four ponies were side by side as they launched into the air landing and creating a large dust cloud. When the cloud cleared, Applejack and Sweetie Belle had landed just short of the finish line and the other sisters had managed to cross over the other side. They were quickly given the blue ribbon and carried off by the pony spectators. Despite not winning, Applejack and Sweetie Belle were still smiling. However, why were Applejack's eyes suddenly blue?

    "Ooh, so close!" said Apple Bloom as she came up to them, "You almost won!"

    "Second place isn't bad for your first ever run, Sweetie Belle," Mario added, "Well done!"

    "Thank you, Applejack!" said Sweetie Belle happily, "You were amazing! I don't even care that we didn't win. This was so much fun!" She jumped at her to give the muddy pony a heartfelt hug, but as she did so, Applejack's hat fell off and underneath...was a marshmallow colored horn?!

    "Huh?" said Sweetie Belle as she saw the horn sticking out of the mud. "Applejack" just tapped her head as Sweetie Belle removed the mud from the older pony's flank, revealing a familiar triple blue gem cutie mark and marshmallow fur.

    "Rarity?" Sweetie Belle said in shock as the marshmallow pony gracefully removed the mud coating her and smiled. Sweetie Belle was stunned.

    "Wait, where's Applejack?" Sweetie Belle wondered until a deep breath heard near the patch of mud as the real Applejack surfaced from the mud.

    "I don't get it," said Sweetie Belle in complete confusion. Applejack chuckled as she joined the group.

    "We switched places over at the very first mudhole," Applejack explained as she shook the mud off her own coat.

    "So, we did the whole competition...together?" Sweetie Belle figured out.

    "That we did, little sister," said Rarity, "Well, except for the start line." Sweetie Belle noticed that everypony else was smiling.

    "You mean...you were all in on it?" Sweetie Belle asked as the other four ponies all nodded.

    "You did this for me?" Sweetie Belle remarked, deeply touched as her eyes watered.

    "Us," Rarity corrected, "I did it for us."

    "Indeed she did," said Mario, "While Rarity may act a bit high-matintance, she is more athletic than she is given credit for. With you as her motivation, she was able to master all of Applejack's tricks in just a one morning."

    "Wow..." said Sweetie Belle im amazement.

    "You see?" said Rarity as she gave Sweetie Belle a hug, "We are apple pie!"

    "Huh?" Sweetie Belle replied puzzled.

    "Uh, I'll explain later," said Rarity.

    "She just means that you two can cooperate and work together," said Mario.

    "Exactly," said Rarity, "It's...also why I was trying to keep you and Mario apart. I was jealous of how well you two worked together and had fun. I realized that I was the reason why we struggled to work together and why you seemed to keep making all those mistakes. I'm sorry, Sweetie Belle."

    "Well, if you wanted to spend time with us, you could've just said so," Sweetie Belle pointed out, "I spend more time with Mario because despite the workload you give him because he takes the time to acknowledge and listen to what's on my mind. You always seemed, in your words, too in the zone to want to listen to me."

    "Well, I make sure we can come up with a compromise so you won't feel so ignored anymore," said Rarity, "in fact, Mario, you said you helped Twilight reorganize her schedule so she didn't feel so stressed out. Think you can help me do the same so I can have more time for my little sister?" Mario smiled.

    "It would be my pleasure," said Mario, "as a wise fashionista once taught me, no matter how successful you become, nothing it more valuable than your family." Rarity and the others nodded in agreement.

    "For now, I think we deserve a celebration!" said Rarity.

    "Yeah!" said Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle as the bounced up and down excitedly.

    "Where?" Sweetie Belle asked.

    "The spa, of course," Rarity answered.

    "Oh, Rarity!" Sweetie Belle chuckled as she, and the apple siblings were on their backs laughing.

    "No, I-I-I'm serious," Rarity retorted but just glares at all the laughter.

    "Rares, you just spent a good hour getting a free, organic, all natural mud bath," said Mario, "You don't need a spa treatment. You're coat and mane are looking better than ever!"

    "Seriously?" Rarity asked skeptically as Mario smiled and nodded. Rarity glared but then chuckled.

    "Either you need glasses or you're a very sweet colt, Mario Star," Rarity said quietly with an eye roll but still smiled.

    "He's just that sweet," Sweetie Belle replied, "Why else do you think I like him?" Rarity giggled in agreement.

    "Twilight, you better come to your senses and realizes how wonderful Mario is or you're going to hear it from both me and Sweetie Belle!" But Rarity said that to herself.

    Later that week, Rarity and Sweetie Belle were spending some quality time together. They had each tied several ribbons into their manes and were enjoying themselves as Spike sat nearby. They were going to send the Princess a letter about what they had learned. It was true the Princess had only required this from Rarity, but Sweetie Belle had asked if they could write it together, which Rarity heartily agreed.

    "Very well then," said Rarity, "What should we write to the Princess?"

    "I'll start," said Sweetie Belle as she looked at herself in the mirror, "Having a sister is just about the bestest thing in the world. But it sure isn't the easiest!"

    "I agree that being sisters is a wonderful thing, but it takes teamwork," Rarity continued, "Sometimes it's about compromising. Sometimes it's about accepting each other's differences. But mostly, it's about having fun together. Even if it means getting your hooves a little bit dirty."

    As Rarity recited her part of the letter, the two sisters can be seen hanging laundry together as Opal walks by. Another time, Rarity finds the kitchen smoke alarm going off again, but then smiles as she sees that Sweetie Belle, despite being dirty, managed to bake a perfect pie. They are then seen playing dress up as Sweetie Belle make a snarky face while copying Rarity's outfit, making them both laugh. Lastly, they can both be seen splashing through muddily puddles on the rain. Even Rarity, wearing a green handkerchief around her neck and her mane soaked, is enjoying herself when she sees Sweetie Belle in a tree branch and dives into a puddle of mud in front of her.

    "A lot dirty," Sweetie Belle corrected.

    "A little dirty," Rarity repeated.

    "A lot dirty," Sweetie Belle said more firmly.

    "A little bit dirty," Rarity said in the same tone.

    "A lo-"

    "Hold it, hold it!" Spike retorted as he pushed the two marshmallow ponies apart, "How about "A medium amount of dirty, not too little, not too much, just right"?"

    "Deal!" said Rarity and Sweetie Belle as they scooted close together again with large smile and a hug. It was then Mario entered the room.

    "I brought some tea and some freshly made chocolate chip cookies for you two," said Mario.

    "Oh why thank you, darling," said Rarity as Sweetie Belle whispered something, Rarity gave a brief devious look before giving Mario a casual smile.

    "Mario, Sweetie Belle and I feel like you're missing out on all the fun," said Rarity.

    "Oh, it's no problem at all," said Mario, "You two deserve your one-on-one time together."

    "Oh but we insist you join us," said Sweetie Belle as Rarity sandwiched up and pushed him forward. Mario tried to resist but he soon realized he had been ganged up on. Soon, he found himself sitting on a display platform as Rarity tied ribbons into his tail and mane. Sweetie Belle was applying an excessive amount of makeup on his face. Spike was on the floor laughing himself silly.

    "What do you think Rarity?" said Sweetie Belle as she finished with the blush.

    "Oh, he looks fabulous!" said Rarity, "He could be a model in my next fashion show."

    "He would look rather smashing in your latest couture," Sweetie added, trying to mimic Rarity, as they both laughed. Mario was miserable.

    "Why are you doing this to me?" Mario asked in a deadpan tone.

    "Because we love you," Sweetie Belle answered simply.

    "And we didn't want you missing out on all the fun," Rarity added as the two girls laughed again. Mario just rolled his eyes.

    "I gotta start hanging out with some colts," he muttered to himself.

    What is worth bring the two sisters together? Mario would say yes, but it certainly came at the cost of all his pride and dignity...

    ...from time to time.

    For newer Brony and My Little Pony fans, Rarity's voice actor is Tabitha St. Germain. Hence the joke of Rarity's middle name.

    The cookie joke actually comes from a 2012 Brony-Con where Claire Corlett, Sweetie Belle's voice actor, said that Tabitha would bring cookies when the she and other CMC actors did their voice recording sessions.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    34. The Cutie Pox

    The Cutie Pox

    Pony's Log Number 206: Finding your true purpose can be quite frustrating and even disheartening at times, but being impatient for one can have severe consequences...

    Today was great day...for some bowling. In their never ending quest for their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders were eager to try their skills at the Ponyville Bowling Alley.

    "Today's the day, Cutie Mark Crusaders! I can just feel it!" said Apple Bloom with determination and her bowling ball in front of her, "Today's the day we get our cutie marks in bowlin'!" Apple Bloom raised her fore-hooves in the air as Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Mario arrived, each with a bag that had their own bowling balls in them. Mario had been a last minute addition since Sweetie Belle bumped into him on her way to meeting up with Scootaloo.

    "Whoo-hoo!" Scootaloo jumping into the air.

    "Whoo!" Sweetie Belle shouted with a muffled voice before spitting out her bag, "I mean, yay!" Sweetie Belle added as Apple Bloom noticed Mario behind them.

    "Wha'chu doing here, Mario?" Apple Bloom asked in surprise.

    "Sweetie Belle invited me," said Mario, "Cutie Marks or not, it never hurts to learn how to play, you do have more fun when you can actually see yourself get better." Scootaloo mock mouthed his remark as Sweetie Belle glared.

    "Well, I've never played before so I'll take all the help I can get," Sweetie replied, giving Scootaloo a glare. The young Pegasus just rolled her eyes.

    "Well, I feel good about this one," said Apple Bloom, "Why, after today, we won't even the Cutie Mark Crusaders anymore! We'll be the...the Three Strikes!" A dynamic background appeared with three bowling balls above them.

    "That makes us sound like we've struck out," Scootaloo pointed out.

    "And it sounds more like baseball," Mario added.

    "Mmm," Apple Bloom pondered, "How 'bout the Pin Twins?" A new background shows an arc of hearts surrounding two bowling pins.

    "But here are three of us," Sweetie Belle said indignantly.

    "I think you meant Pin Triplets, Apple Bloom," Mario remarked.

    "Okay then...Um..." Apple Bloom thought a little harder, "the Bowling Dolls!" This background featured a silhouette of the three fillies with a bowling ball above their heads.

    "The Bowling Dolls!" said Sweetie Belle, "That's it!"

    "Perfect!" Scootaloo said in agreement as she fluttered in the sky a couple of seconds.

    "What about me?" Mario asked skeptically, but he was only teasing.

    "Our minion?" Scootaloo proposed.

    "Our Assistant?" Apple Bloom suggested.

    "Our Secretary?" Sweetie Belle said.

    "Very funny," Mario remarked as the girls giggled.

    "All righty then! Let's bowl 'em over!" said Apple Bloom excitedly. Mario smiled, but deep down he hoped it would be the pins they bowled over, not the other ponies.

    Inside, various ponies and pony bowling groups were already playing. The three fillies and Mario were getting ready to play.

    "Hey, Mario, why don't you go first?" said Scootaloo, "Show us how it's done." Mario could sense the challenge, but still smiled cheerfully.

    "Very well," said Mario, "Thought I'll admit...I am a little rusty. It's been years since I've bowled with my old friends back in Canterlot."

    "I didn't know Twilight could bowl," said Scootaloo.

    "She doesn't," said Mario as he pulled out a shiny yellow bowling ball that had star outlines patterned on it, "But Spike and I had some friends who did." Mario then got on his hind legs and held his ball with his fore-hooves. With some rather quick but graceful steps, he approached the line and tossed his ball with the trademark bowling pose, the ball curved out and then curved back in for a perfect tenpin.

    "Whoo! Who says I still don't got it?" Mario told the girls as Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom clapped.

    "Lucky shot," said Scootaloo with a smirk.

    "Sez you," Mario remarked, "let's see you do better!"

    "She can wait," said Sweetie Belle, "I wanna go first!" Sweetie Belle then put her blue bowling ball in front of her. She then used her head to push it forward. The ball started rolling straight but then curved towards the right and into the gutter. Sweetie Belle just smiled and headed back to the benches. The other two fillies cringed, but smiled at Sweetie Belle when she walked by.

    "You might find it easier to use your forehooves to push the ball, Sweetie Belle," said Mario, "That will prevent your ball from curving into the gutter." Sweetie Belle smiled as Scootaloo took her turn with a purple bowling ball. Scootaloo had decided to buck her ball. However, she struck her ball so hard that it ricocheted about the Bowling Alley and passed other ponies before landing in the gutter several lanes away. Everyone all just stared at Scootaloo, who just smiled and laughed nervously before ducking behind Mario to hide was a rather embarassed look on her face. Mario chuckled.

    "Hmm, for today's Mario vs. Scootaloo mini-challenge," Mario replied as he marked the scores on a piece of paper, "Mario: 30, Scootaloo: A big plain donut."

    "BLEH!" Scootaloo remarked before pouting in a corner as Apple Bloom went to take her turn. The yellow filly narrowed her eyes at her goal and then looked at her red ball before grabbing it with mouth. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle went agape and even Mario was worried.

    "Careful, Apple Bloom," Mario warned uneasily, "I've seen ponies actually swallow their ball using that technique."

    "Really?" said Scootaloo surprised.

    "Yeah, but trust me, it's not pretty," said Mario wearily. Apple Bloom wobbled over to their lane.

    "Phpoo!" said Apple Bloom as she spat her ball towards the pins. The ball rolled smoothy and with a definitive STRIKE, Apple Bloom ten-pined! The other ponies nearby cheered excitedly.

    "Cool! A bowling cutie mark!" said a pony named Sea Swirl.

    "I did it!" said Apple Bloom excitedly, "I did it!" But then her excitement was shattered when she found her flank was still blank.

    "Blank?" she remarked confused until she noticed another filly a couple of lanes away, now sporting a brand new cutie mark as the other ponies continued to cheer. Apple Bloom was more puzzled than ever.

    "But...but...what about my ball?" Apple asked.

    "Umm...over there," said Mario gently, pointing a fore-hoof at their lane. Apple Bloom, as well as the two other fillies, noticed that Apple Bloom's ball was thrown nice and straight, but at not enough power. The ball slowly came to a stop and barely tapped the center bowling pin. Apple Bloom felt very dejected as she lowered her head sadly, even her beautiful bow went limp as well. Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo just looked at her with rather worried looks on their faces.

    (Main theme)

    After their game of bowling was done, Mario was escorting the three fillies away from the bowling alley. Aside from a few more incidents involving Scootaloo's lack of power control, they had enjoyed themselves. Everyone accept for Apple Bloom, who was still feeling very depressed and frustrated. Mario had offered to carry their bowling balls back and Scootaloo was riding her scooter as they headed through town.

    "That bowling sure was fun," said Sweetie Belle, "even if all I got was gutter balls."

    "They weren't all gutter balls, Sweetie Belle," said Mario as he adjusted a newly acquired Brown Fedora on his head, "you did manage a pin or two once I showed you a better way to roll your ball."

    "True," said Sweetie Belle with a giggle.

    "Yeah, at least you were able to keep your ball in your lane," said Scootaloo, "I don't think Mr. Kingpin is ever gonna let me play again! Hey, maybe I could get my cutie mark in demolition!"

    "Just be sure to try it outside of town," said Mario, "I'd hate to see you destroy something you weren't supposed to." The two fillies and Mario laughed.

    "Did you have fun with us, Mario?" Sweetie belle asked.

    "Yeah," said Mario, "I'm just glad I was able to bowl as well as I did."

    "No kidding, Mister 300," said Scootaloo, "Never thought I'd be friends with a pony who could pull that off."

    "Now will you admit that I'm awesome?" Mario asked. Scootaloo pondered.

    "Fine, you're the second most awesome pony I've ever met," said Scootaloo. Mario hummed.

    "I'll take it," said Mario, for he already knew who her number one pony was. It was then they had taken notice that Apple Bloom was still depressed, even her bow was hanging limp on her red mane. She hadn't said a word since she saw that other filly get her cutie mark.

    "Aw, come on, Apple Bloom," said Scootaloo.

    "I know just what you need to put the bloom back on your apple!" said Sweetie Belle. They quickly headed to the Sugarcube Corner with the depressed Apple Bloom sitting before a table as Sweetie Belle pushes a cupcake near her.

    "A treat from Sugarcube Corner will cheer her up," said Sweetie Belle as she, Scootaloo, and Mario stood on their hind legs to add a bit more pizazz as the cupcake was presented.

    "No, it won't," said Apple Bloom as she pushed it away. They then headed towards upstairs where Pinkie had set up a little party for the yellow filly.

    "A party will cheer you up!" said Pinkie as she popped up near Apple Bloom's left side and then her right. Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Mario appeared around the yellow filly and blow some party whistles and kazoos to make her smile, but it was no good.

    "No, it won't," said Apple Bloom in the same dreary tone, which erased everypony's smiles and Pinkie tumbled to the floor with a thud. Their next try was at the Canterlot Boutique, where Apple Bloom was still sulking as Rarity plopped a rather large feathery hat on her head.

    "A lovely new chapeau will cheer up," Rarity proposed, but as if the feathers on the hat sensed Apple Bloom's sour mood, caused them to go limp on her head.

    "No, it won't," said Apple Bloom more sternly as stomped away. Apple Bloom continued to stomp away without stopping as Scootaloo, on her scooter, Sweetie Belle, and Mario followed her in pursuit.

    "Come on, Apple Bloom, it's just a cutie mark!" Scootaloo called out.

    "Or lack of a cutie mark!" Sweetie Belle added.

    "Shh! That's not helping!" said Mario and Scootaloo together. Scootaloo and Mario both stop once they see where Apple Bloom is heading.

    "Apple Bloom, where are you going?!" Scootaloo called out, "Apple Bloom, come back!" Apple Bloom just froze for a second before she continued to walk right into the Everfree Forest.

    "I'll keep an eye on her, you two just head back into town okay," said Mario. Unlike other grown up ponies, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle had learned that when Mario asked them to stay behind not to disobey him...mostly, but they knew he really did look out for them and believed they were capable of being helpful. So without another word, they turned around and headed back to town as Mario followed a safe distance away to keep an eye on Apple Bloom. The yellow filly was still sulking to herself that she hadn't seen an exposed tree root until it was too late and tripped over it.

    "Whoa! Ah! Ooh! Ow!" Apple Bloom grunted and groaned as she tumbled down a steep slope and landed hard on her jaw.

    "Nnnn..." Apple Bloom groaned to herself as a sharp pain entered her mouth. Mario had seen her trip and was going to help when he noticed a familiar zebra make herself known.

    "Well, who is it that we have here?" said Zecora, "Why it's Apple Bloom, my dear!"

    "Ow..." Apple Bloom whimpered again as she kept her mouth closed painfully.

    "What has happened to you, youth?" Zecora asked as the little filly opened her mouth, revealing that one of her front teeth had been damaged. Apple Bloom licked the uneven surface with her tongue, "Ah, you've gone a chipped your tooth. Come with me, I have just the trick that will fix you up quite quick." Zecora then noticed Mario and gave him a wink to assure him Apple Bloom would be alright. Mario gave her a quiet smile before leaving them be as Zecora headed back to her house. Apple Bloom followed timidly behind her.

    "I've tried everything, Zecora, and still no cutie mark!" Apple Bloom vented, her chipped tooth giving her a bit of a lisp, "Well, I'm gonna be as old as Granny Smith and still have a blank flank!"

    "Your frustration is well understood," Zecora replied as she grabbed a few bottles from her shelf, "but one must be patient for all things good."

    "Ugh, I've heard that from everypony I know! and now from every zebra I know!" Apple Bloom retorted indignantly, "I'm just too impatient to be patient. I just want my cutie mark and I want it now!" Apple Bloom's last outburst was right next to Zecora, causing her to drop a small bottle into the brew she was mixing. This caused a rather loud POOF from the pot. Zecora just glared as Apple Bloom gave an apologetic smile before quickly backing away from the pot so Zecora could finish her work.

    "For your cutie mark, you will have to wait," said Zecora as she scooped up some of the brew with a ladle and poured it into a cup, "We must fix that tooth before it's too late. Now drink down every little drop, and this mixture will mend that chip on top!" Apple Bloom just looked at the mixture suspiciously before she drank it up in one go. Apple Bloom froze stiff for a moment before she rushed towards a nearby golden pot where she could see her reflection. As she opened her mouth, she saw her tooth was instantly restored, evening her teeth back to normal as she gave her reflection a wide smile.

    "Oh my star apples, you did it, Zecora!" said Apple Bloom happily as she jumped up and down, and then noticed all the other bottled potions and remedies on her shelves, "Golly, you have tonics that heal all sorts of ailments. Bad bones, bad back, bad breath..."

    "Yes little one, it is true," Zecora replied with smile, "I have many a healing brew."

    "And not only stuff that fixes the bad," Apple Bloom continued as she names some of the other potions and remedies, "but stuff that brings the good! Good health, good hair...good heavens! Hmm...I bet you can mix up a brew to fix...anything." Apple Bloom gave her a suggestive smile as she wiggled her back end. Zecora just looked rather annoyed. It didn't take a genius to see what Apple Bloom was trying to ask.

    "There are many mixtures in this room, but none for what you want, dear Apple Bloom," Zecora answered as her direct answer made Apple Bloom step back a bit, "A magic potion does not hold the key. For a cutie mark, time is the only remedy."

    "Fine," said Apple Bloom, begrudgingly, when she noticed a bowl with filled ingredients on a table, "Whatcha got goin' on there?"

    "I am brewing up another mix for a rooster and his chicks," Zecora answered as she stuck her head into a pot and pulled out a rather elegant flower, "It seems the rooster has lost its crow, making mornings very slow." As she spoke, her voice was muffled as she held the flower in her mouth.

    "Hey, I've seen that flower bloomin' in Ponyville!" Apple Bloom remarked, "What is it?"

    "It is one we call "Heart's Desire"," Zecora explained as she shook the flower, so the petals fell into the mixture, "A dash will ignite the rooster's fire. With Heart's Desire, his talent comes into view, and he'll give a mighty cock-a-doodle-doo!" Apple Bloom just watched before Zecora stuck her face into her own to imitate a rooster's crow. Apple Bloom looked unamused but then eyes the mixture suspiciously.

    "Zowie! Heart's Desire, huh?" said Apple Bloom.

    "Ay me, but what is this? I have run out of amethyst," said Zecora after she searched about some more bottles and headed towards her front door, "I must go get this purple flower for my brew to have full power!"

    "Yeah, you go, you go," said Apple Bloom, waving her off with a fore-hoof and eyeballing the potion and the flower deviously.

    Next morning, a bunch of young ponies were busy chatting with each other just outside the schoolhouse. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle were there just chatting with one another.

    "I'm so hungry," said Sweetie Belle.

    "Yeah, I can't wai-" Scootaloo's train of thought as well as their little conversation were interrupted when Apple Bloom arrived with her head held high and a satisfied smile on her face as she walked past them. Something was different about Apple Bloom and they could see it...on her flank.

    Apple Bloom had a cutie mark!

    Apple Bloom just smiled at them as she shinned her new cutie mark in the sun, nearly blinding them for a moment.

    "Ahh!" They groaned before saying in shock, "Apple Bloom! You got your cutie mark!" The other ponies took notice as Apple Bloom smiled proudly. Her cutie mark look like some sort of grey ring or circle.

    "Um, Apple Bloom..." said Sweetie Belle puzzled, "what is it?"

    "Yeah! Is it an "o"?" Scootaloo guessed, "Is your talent spelling?"

    "Or is it a ring?" Sweetie Belle guessed next, "Are you a jewelry maker?" It was then Twist pushed her way between them.

    "Or is it a powdered donut?" Twist suggested, "Cause that sounds delicious."

    "No, it's a loop-de-hoop!" Apple Bloom told them as she effortlessly rotated the grey ring with her body. Scootaloo gasped.

    "A what now?" Scootaloo asked curiously.

    "A loop-de-hoop!" said Apple Bloom, "Least, that's what I've always called it. Applejack made it for me from an old rain barrel when I was little! Who woulda thought that loop-de-hoop would end up bein' my special talent?"

    "Wow, Apple Bloom, that's amazing!" said Sweetie Belle impressed.

    "That's it?" said Diamond Tiara as she and Silver Spoon came into view, "That's your talent?"

    "Spinning a hoop around your waist?" Silver Spoon added, "Puh-lease." Diamond Tiara snickered to herself, but Apple Bloom was up to challenge.

    "Oh, you ain't seen nothin' yet!" said Apple Bloom. She immediately stood on her hind legs and began to rotate the hoop around her neck. The two wealthy fillies looked rather unimpressed as Apple Bloom then rings her hoop into the flag pole. As her hoop comes down, she uses her nose to fling it back up. As the ring flies into the air she jumps up at a height that most ponies thought only Mario could reach to catch it, front flips, and then lands on her hooves as she continued to rotate her hoop. The other young ponies cheer as Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's jaws literally drop. Apple Bloom continued to twirl her hoop around her neck when the bell rang and Cheerilee came out of the schoolhouse.

    "All right, my little ponies, time for class!" Cheerilee said aloud, but then noticed that several young ponies were oohing and awing at Apple Bloom as she rotated her hoop with a forehoof while laying on the ground. She was using her tail to rotate her hoop when Cheerilee arrived.

    "Apple Bloom?" Cheerilee asked in a stern tone.

    "Yes, Miss Cheerilee?" Apple Bloom replied as she continued to rotate her hoop with her tail.

    "I want you to take your loop-de-hoop into the yard..." said Cheerilee sternly before adding excitedly, "and give us all a lesson in your amazing loop-de-hooping!" The other young ponies cheered excitedly in agreement. It wasn't much longer before everyone was in the yard, each pony was given their own hoop to use as Apple Bloom served as instructor and Cheerilee supervised. Apple Bloom just walked by the group as she continued to rotate her hoop with her tail when Apple Bloom was stopped by a runaway hoop. Snips gave a sheepishly smile since that hoop had been his own. Apple Bloom just tossed it back to him before she turned and saw Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon grunting as they struggled to rotate and control their own hoops. Eventually they both tumbled over since they couldn't keep their balance.

    "Don't worry, gals," said Apple Bloom, "Keep at it and you might get to be half as good as me!" The two wealthy fillies just growled at her as the yellow filly went to see how her best friends were doing. Sweetie belle and Scootaloo were struggling with their hoops as well, but had managed to keep their balance and not lose their hoops.

    "Great job, girls!" said Apple Bloom.

    "You're too kind, Apple Bloom," said Sweetie Belle sadly.

    "Yeah, we stink," Scootaloo added in the same tone.

    "Nah, you just need a little practice," said Apple Bloom, "Soon you'll be able to... Hoop and Bop!" Apple Bloom then set her hoop down and started to rotate it with one hind leg and jumped over it with another. While Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon looked rather envious, the others were amazed.

    "...Hoop and Hop..." Apple Bloom tossed her ring into the air and jumped through it.

    "...Hoop and Skip..." Apple Bloom's voice was rather muffled as held the hoop with her mouth and jumped over it like a one-pony jumping rope.

    "...and Hoop and Flip!" Apple Bloom finished by bouncing on her hoop like a spring, performing a few flips before she jumped off. She made a pose on her hind legs and her hoop rebounds perfectly as it lands back around her waist. The two wealth fillies is grinded their teeth as everyone else gave Apple Bloom a loud cheer. Cheerilee gave a laugh.

    "Show us some more, Apple Bloom," she requested.

    "Well, all right, just a few more tricks," Apple Bloom replied as she lightly tossed her hoop with her tail, "But be warned! These are advanced moves, not for beginners." Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle get excited. Diamond Tiara gave her a stern glare...until Apple Bloom got into her face.

    "Got that, Diamond Tiara," Apple Bloom said smugly, startling the filly before pulling away and leaving Diamond Tiara growling at her menacingly.

    "I call this one the hoop-la!" said Apple Bloom as she began to twirl her tail, which made her hoop rotate around it very quickly and created a large gust of wind. Some of the young ponies watching felt rather frazzled by the strong winds as Apple ascended into the air with the noise of a helicopter. As Apple Bloom reached a certain height, a bright light appeared on her flank, revealing a second cutie mark.

    "Huh? said Apple Bloom as she lost her momentum and came crashing back down to earth with a THUD, "Oof!" Apple Bloom looked at her flank and noticed what her second cutie mark was, which was a spinning plate being balanced on a stick.

    "Another cutie mark?" said Diamond Tiara, "Hah! I guess that last trick was alot of hoopla! Those cutie marks are fake!" Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Twist all gasped at once as Apple Bloom looked at everyone nervously.

    "What? No, they're not!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Miss Cheerilee, have you ever heard of a pony with two cutie marks?" Diamond Tiara asked.

    "I must say that I never have," said Cheerilee, "but maybe Apple Bloom has two special talents." Two cutie marks in all honesty was certainly never heard of before, but kudos to Cheerilee for not letting Diamond Tiara have her little moment of petty satisfaction and for letting Apple Bloom prove herself.

    "Oh yeah?" said Silver Spoon, "Then let's see you do that!" The grey filly pointed at Apple Bloom's second cutie mark.

    "Spin Plates!" said Snips.

    "Yeah!" Snails added as they tossed two plates and two sticks towards Apple Bloom. Apple Bloom was startled for a moment before she managed to get both sticks to land in a V shape on her nose and spin the two plates on the sticks effortlessly. Everyone gasped, including the two wealthy fillies, as Apple Bloom made the trick look easy.

    "Two cutie marks?" said Sweetie belle in amazement.

    "Two talents?" Scootaloo added in the same tone.

    "Aw yeah!" said Apple Bloom, impressed with her own skills.

    "Our friend is the most..." Sweetie Belle began as she stood on her hind legs.

    "...special pony ever!" Scootaloo finished with the same pose as Sweetie Belle as Apple Bloom proudly walks by balancing the plates and rotating her hoop on her tail.

    "Alright, everypony," said Apple Bloom, "You ready for a real show?"

    It wasn't long before she lead Cheerilee and the rest of the young ponies into town. Some ponies standing about noticed Apple Bloom as she tossed her plates and hoop into the air. She caught the plates with her nose, but now the balanced plates were stacked on top of each other and her hoops was being rotated with one of her hind legs. Cheerilee and the other young ponies smiled excitedly as other ponies wandering town took notice as Apple Bloom balanced on her hoop and held the spinning plates with her fore-hooves. She then flipped over so she was now balancing the spinning plates with her hind legs and uses her fore-hooves to balance on her hoop. She even managed to hop around and dance while keeping the spinning plates balanced on the ground next to her. The other ponies begin to cheer as Apple Bloom returned to rotating her hoop with her tail and then jumps into the air and rotates the hoop with her head while still spinning her plates with her fore-hooves.

    Apple Bloom then noticed Rainbow just snoozing lazily on a cloud above her. With a determined look, she tossed her hoop at Rainbow's cloud, shaping it perfectly into a circular disk cloud as Rainbow just continued to snooze, completely unaware that her cloud is been cut down in size. As Apple Bloom spins her hoop with just a single fore-hoof, Rarity, Twilight, and Mario arrives and both their jaw drop in surprise. Mario took special notice of the fact that Apple Bloom's flank had not one but two cutie marks.

    What the...? Mario thought to himself, I haven't seen anything like that since...no...there's no way Apple Bloom would have...oh who am I kidding...those three fillies would do anything to get a cutie mark, and not bother to think things through... Mario's train of thought was interrupted when Apple Bloom tossed her ring at Twilight, curling the front of her mane so it had an identical look to Rarity. Rarity smiled impressively as Spike appeared between then with hearts in his eyes as Twilight looked annoyed. Mario growled at Spike jealously.

    "Mario, down!" Twilight commanded as Mario looked rather embarassed as Rarity snickered to herself.

    In another part of town, Pinkie was just taking a leisurely stroll when Apple Bloom came by balancing on her hoop. Pinkie was quickly startled and overwhelmed when she suspected someone was behind her as she dropped to the ground and Apple Bloom jumped over her. It was then Granny Smith, Applejack, and Big Mac caught sight of Apple Bloom near their apple cart. Apple Bloom headed over to Granny Smith, leaning herself against the elder pony as she rotated the hoop around both of their necks. Applejack cheered as she put a fore-hoof to her mouth and whistled loudly and then bucked an apple pie and some plates toward her sister. Apple Bloom caught all the items, tossed the plates into the air as she used her hoop to cut up the pie. The plates perfectly arranged themselves onto a pair of picnic tables as a slice of pie landed on each plate. Ponies sat by the tables eyeballing the slices of pie, including Pinkie. Apple Bloom just smiled triumphantly as she went back to balancing the plates on her nose and the hoop with her tail as ponies young and adult cheered for her. Mario was still eyeballing her suspiciously. This situation was definitely was getting familiar to him, but not in a good way.

    "Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this," he muttered to himself.

    It was well past sunset by the time the Apple family had returned home. Applejack was still full of energy and excitement. While Apple Bloom smiled, bags were under eyes and her slow paced walking showed that she was clearly tired out. Despite this, she was still twirling her hoop with her tail and balancing the spinning plates on her head.

    "Yee-haw, little sis!" said Applejack, "Congratulations on gettin' not just one, but two cutie marks! We're mighty proud of you, right, Big Macintosh?"

    "Eeyup," Big Mac answered.

    "I've never seen anythin' like it," said Applejack, "Have you, Big Mac?"

    "Nnnope," said Big Mac.

    "Why, the way you were a-hoopin' and a-hoopin' and spinnin' reminded me of when I was a spry young filly," said Granny Smith, trying to imitate Apple Bloom, only to tweak her hip and making both Apple sisters gasp, "Gah, charley horse, charley horse." Big Mac wasted no time using a fore-hoof to poke Granny's hip, which removed the tweak.

    "Ooh, that's better," Granny replied as she sighed with relief.

    "Why, Apple Bloom, I think you're ready to hit the rodeo circuit right now!" Applejack suggested.

    "Actually, I'm ready to hit the hay right now," said Apple Bloom tiredly, "I'm plum tuckered. I'll see y'all in the morning. Night!" Apple Bloom headed upstairs to her bedroom.

    "Night! Oh my, little Apple Bloom has finally blossomed, hasn't she?" Applejack said giddily.

    "Eeyup!" said Big Mac in agreement.

    As the night dragged on, Applejack was trying to sleep peacefully on her feet. She suddenly can hear what sounded like tapping of some sort. Applejack tried to ignore it, grunting as she tried to get comfortable and fall asleep, but it was no good as she finally got out of bed.

    "What is tarnation is that?" said Applejack as she traced the location of the tapping from Apple Bloom's room.

    "Apple Bloom, what is all that awful...tapping?" Applejack gasped as she entered Apple Bloom's room. There was Apple Bloom tap dancing as she rotated her hoop and balancing her spinning plates on her nose. Yet what shocked Applejack was the fact Apple Bloom had now a third cutie mark.

    "Three cutie marks?!" Applejack exclaimed. If that didn't cause her some concern, she could see by the look on Apple Bloom's face that she wasn't dancing...on purpose.

    "Help me!" Apple Bloom cried out as Applejack looked at her with worry and concern.

    "Help me!" Apple Bloom cried out again.

    "C'mere, you!" said Applejack as she tried to approach Apple Bloom, "Ow! Ow! Whoa!" Unfortunately, Applejack's attempts to get close to Apple Bloom got her smacked in the face twice with the hoop. She then tried to grab Apple Bloom's hooves, but her hooves literally shook Applejack about until she vibrated away from the little filly.

    "I'm sorry, Applejack!" said Apple Bloom sadly, "I dunno how to make it stop!"

    "Well, I know someponies who might," said Applejack with firm look, "wait here!" Applejack rushed into her room and grabbed a dark blue pipe and her stenson hat. She headed back into Apple Bloom's room and put the pipe onto the floor. It wasn't long before Mario popped out, still snoozing before he landed hard on his back.

    "UGH!" Mario groaned as he sat up and rubbed his back, "I seriously need to get some sort of alarm when ponies use that thing..."

    "Sorry, sugarcube," said Applejack, "but we've got an emergency." Mario turned around and his eyes enlarged for a second as he saw Apple Bloom and her three cutie marks.

    Oh no... Mario groaned to himself.

    "Let's get her to Twilight," said Mario as he used her magic to pick her up. Applejack groaned.

    "Well that's certainly a better way to carry her," the orange pony groaned.

    "Got hit?" Mario asked sympathetically as Applejack just nodded, "Don't worry about it." Mario used another green pipe to transport everypony right inside the Library. Mario immediately filled Twilight, who woke up from their arrival, in on the situation as she examined the little filly.

    "Three cutie marks," said Twilight, "Three talents. I've never seen anything like it! I was just reading something about unusual equine illnesses. Ironically, it was Mario who recommended it to me. Talk about convenient..." Mario blushed a little as Twilight gave him a shy smile. Apple Bloom looked rather sadly.

    "So much for being my prince," said Apple Bloom.

    "Huh?" Applejack asked curiously.

    "Nothing!" Apple Bloom said to herself.

    "Now for that book, what was it?" Twilight pondered as she searched her book shelves.

    ""Perplexing Pony Plagues", perhaps?" Spike suggested as he held the book and landed on Twilight's back.

    "Yes, Spike, you're amazing!" said Twilight.

    "Yes, well, I do have some talents," said Spike proudly as he set up the book for Twilight to read on her pedestal. Twilight read the book as Spike just sat on top of her head.

    "Hay fever...the trots..." said Twilight and then gasped as she found the page, "Cutie Pox!"

    "Cutie Pox?!" said Apple Bloom, Applejack, and Spike together. Apple Bloom even managed a hop in the air hearing that.

    "I was afraid of this," said Mario wearily.

    "Cutie Pox," Twilight repeated as she read the description, "This puzzling pony plague afflicted a population of ponies back in the Paleopony Period!"

    "Heh, say that ten times fast!" said Spike with a double finger snap. Since Spike was still sitting on her back, she bucked him off and sent him crashing in the background.

    "Random cutie marks appeared all over the ponies' bodies," Twilight read aloud, "causing them to perform all the talents that came with them!"

    "Just like me!" said Apple Bloom.

    "Yes, but what's the cure?" said Applejack worriedly as Spike looked rather concerned as well, "What's the cure?!"

    "It says here there's no known cure!" said Twilight.

    "No known cure?!" said Apple Bloom Applejack, and Spike said at once.

    "The cause of the breakout was never discovered," said Twilight, "and the cutie pox disappeared as mysteriously as they arrived!"

    "That's what I remember reading about it when I had it," Mario said to himself, but a little too loudly.

    "What?!" said the other ponies and Spike together. Mario just felt rather shy and insecure suddenly.

    "Mario," said Twilight slowly, "if you know something about this disease, we need to know. It could help us with Apple Bloom." Mario just looked nervous for a moment before letting out a long sigh.

    "I had it once as a young foal," said Mario, "but I'm sorry to admit that I can't remember what the cure actually was. Plus Mom is tending to pony negotiations in South Equestria for the week so we can't ask her! She was one who provided me the cure."

    "Oh no!" said Apple Bloom when she felt another flash of light on her flank as another cutie mark appeared on her flank. This cutie mark resembled a symbol that meant a pony was proficient in speaking French. [English Translation in bracket]

    "Sacre bleu! Plus de marques de cutie!" Apple Bloom remarked when she realized how she was speaking, "Qu'est-ce c'est?! Je parle Francais?!" [Oh my goodness! More Cutie marks! What's this?! I speak French?!]

    "My sister's speakin' in fancy!" Applejack remarked as she and Twilight gasped.

    "She's not speaking fancy, she's speaking in French," said Mario, "I learned French as a second language...as well as Italian...for some reason that one really spoke to me."

    "Vraiment?!" Apple Bloom exclaimed. [You do?]

    "Oui," said Mario, "Viens me parler et je peux traduire ce que vous dites a tout le monde." [Yes. Just speak to me and I can translate what you are saying to everypony.]

    "Merci!" Apple Bloom replied. [thank you]

    "If you're done, Mario," said Twilight sternly, "She needs help."

    "I know she needs help!" Applejack snapped, "We can't just wait for this go away! We gotta find somepony to mix up a cure! And fast!"

    "Tout de suite!" Apple Bloom cried out as she danced before them.

    "Apple Bloom facile," said Mario, "Si mon intuition est correcte, votre manque de patience est ce qui vous a eu cette maladie! Serait-ce vrai?" [Easy Apple Bloom. If my intuition is correct, your lack of patience is what got you this disease! Would that be true?] Apple Bloom just gave him a nervous smile.

    "Je ne sais pas ce que vouz parlez," Apple Bloom answered timidly. [I don't know what you are talking about.]

    "If you're done showing off Mario," said Applejack sternly, "We need to figure out if somepony would know a cure." Mario glared indignantly since he wasn't showing off, just communicating with Apple Bloom.

    "Not somepony..." said Twilight, "some zebra!"

    "Zecora!" said Applejack. It was then Applejack, Mario, and Twilight, with Spike on the purple pony's back, began to head out of town, but poor Apple Bloom was toiling far behind.

    "Hurry, hurry!" Applejack called out to her sister.

    "Depechez-vous!" Apple Bloom shouted. [Hurry yourself!]

    "Essayez d'utilser votre cereau saut astuces pour avamcer plus vite!" Mario suggested. [Try using your hoop jumping tricks to move faster!]

    "You do know she can still understand English right?" Twilight asked annoyed as Mario glared.

    "Nopony appreciates my talents," he muttered bitterly. It was then another cutie mark appeared on Apple Bloom hind leg. Apple Bloom quickly presented a hammer and chisel and created a pony version of the artwork, The Birth of Venus. Two ponies nearly look at the filly and the art work with agape looking faces. Then another cutie mark appeared and Apple Bloom got the uncontrollable urge to clean a chimney. Once she was finished, an accordion cutie mark appears, making Apple Bloom start playing one as he bounces on one hind leg. It isn't long before Apple Bloom's random, and yet rather proficient, antics starting drawing attention to the other nearby ponies. Especially when she got a cutie mark that let her tame some roaring loins and then another cutie mark that allowed her to defeat an old colt quickly in a game of chess in just seconds, making him pout and look away.

    "Oh no, now their coming at high speed now," said Mario as Applejack and Twilight, as well as other ponies, watched Apple Bloom face off against another pony in a fencing match. They all had worried and horrified looks on their faces. Spike was the only one being calm as he leaned against a haystack eating popcorn.

    "She's cursed!" said Lily Valley as Apple Bloom performed a balancing act on a tightrope.

    "Hexed!" Rose shouted as Apple Bloom rode a giant hang glider.

    "Enchanted!" Daisy added as Rose and Lily Valley held each other for dear life.

    "No, she's not," said Spike casually as the three ponies breathed a sigh of relief.

    "She just has some weird mysterious disease with no known cure called cutie pox," Spike added, despite Mario waving his fore-hooves at him to shush before slapping a fore-hoof to his face.

    "Cutie pox?!" everyone shouted before they all began to scream and panic.

    "She's got the cutie pox!" another pony screamed as some ran inside of their houses and others just fled right out of town.

    "Oh for crying out loud!" Mario bellowed, "It's not that serious everypony! I had it! And I survived!"

    "So what's the cure?" one pony asked as they creaked their door open and others did the same.

    "I...don't remember," said Mario as the other ponies shut their doors in reply. Applejack and Twilight were still recovering from all the commotion as the inner streets of Ponyville now resembled a ghost town. The four ponies could even hear the sound of a hawk cry as a lone tumbleweed drifted past them. It was then Zecora arrived.

    "I thought I had removed their fear the last time I had visited here," said Zecora, "But doors are barred and shutters shut. Guess I should've stayed inside my hut." Zecora turned to leave when Applejack, Twilight, and Mario appeared before her.

    "Zecora!" said Twilight, "Apple Bloom has the cutie pox! We were just on our way to see if you had a cure." Twilight pointed towards the filly as she was now doing advanced math on a chalkboard.

    "But magically you're here!" said Applejack, "Was your zebra sense a-tinglin'?"

    "My "zebra sense" did not bring me round," Zecora explained, "it was a special flower that I needed found. I thought I picked enough to fix all the potions I had to mix, but after my visit from Apple Bloom, some had mysteriously left my room. Apple Bloom! What do you say? Did this flower just walk away?" Apple Bloom looked at her nervously as she was lifting a 1000 pound dumbbell with her tail.

    "I, um..." she stuttered, now able to speak in English again, before another cutie mark appeared and she started to wash and clean a pony's windows. The pony inside looked at her fearfully as they put a hazmat mask over their face.

    "A cutie pox cure I have forsooth," said Zecora as she pulled out the seeds from her saddle bag with her tail, "for healing power is in the Seeds of Truth."

    "Well, well then give 'em to her!" said Applejack, "Quick!"

    "These seeds must be planted in the ground," Zecora explained, "With the truth, they'll grow, and the cure is found."

    "Come again?" said Applejack puzzled as she started at the zebra blankly.

    "The Seeds of Truth do hold the cure," said Zecora, "But one must speak words, true and pure." Zecora gave Apple Bloom a glare, one that only Mario noticed.

    "You're right Zecora," said Mario, "I remember this being the cure to Cutie Pox now!"

    "I bet you do, since you once had to be cured to," Zecora replied with a smile. Mario just chuckled sheepishly. The yellow filly just gulped as she continued to lift her dumbbell with her tail.

    "Well then let's get to it!" said Applejack as she quickly made a hole, tossed the seeds in and buried them for planting, "Alright, they're planted, now somepony start telling the truth." Mario gave Apple Bloom a glare to speak up. The yellow filly just looked uneasily until another cutie mark appeared that made her start spinning around like a mini-tornado. Ironically, Pinkie had started to get a little uneasy.

    "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" Apple Bloom cried out as she spun about. Zecora and Mario just watch her unamused as Applejack and Twilight grow more worried.

    "Should I speak up?" Mario whispered to Zecora, "Even I know only Apple Bloom can make this flower grow."

    "No Mario," said Zecora, "on her own, little Apple Bloom must learn or suffer a bad stomach churn."

    "Somepony! Anypony!" Applejack pleaded but no pony would speak up. Even Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, who had been listening in on the conversation, were watching from a distance. They were worried about their friend. Pinkie began to sweat as she felt more and more uncomfortable.

    "Yesterday I told Mrs. Cake that I ate two corn cakes," Pinkie blurted out, "but I really ate three!" Mario just rolled his eyes as AJ and T looked at the flower but nothing happened.

    "Okay, six!" Pinkie spluttered, "I ate six corn cakes." When nothing happened, Pinkie felt her composure slip.

    "Make it stop! Oh, make it stop!" Pinkie pleaded. As Apple Bloom was spinning about, she reaching a point where both the spinning and the guilt were becoming unbearable.

    "Wah, I can't stand it anymore!" Apple Bloom cried out, "It's me! I admit it! I didn't earn my cutie mark! They're all fake!" It was then the spinning finally stopped and Apple Bloom plopped into her stomach before she began to dance again. The seeds buried under the dirty bulged, but nothing grew just yet.

    "I figured the Heart's Desire would help me get what I wanted most!" Apple Bloom continued, "So when Zecora left her hut, I mixed up a special potion and put the rest of the Heart's Desire in it!" As Apple Bloom confessed, other ponies began to peak out of their hiding places. Others were slowly removing their hazmat gears and smiled at her. When Apple Bloom was finished the Flower of Truth fully blossomed. Applejack, Mario, Twilight, and several other ponies awed at the sight of the flower before Apple Bloom grabbed the entire flower with her teeth and gobbled it up. She had barely swallowed it when she plopped to her stomach as her cutie marks disappeared one by one.

    "Apple Bloom!" said Sweetie Belle as she and Scootaloo raced up to her.

    "Are you okay?" Scootaloo asked.

    "I'm great, and I've never been happier to be a blank flank," said Apple Bloom with a smile before looking at them sadly, "but I'm awfully sorry I lied, 'specially to you gals. I was so desperate for my cutie mark, I just got carried away." Her two friends just listened before they gave her a smile that all was forgiven. Apple Bloom then approached Zecora.

    "And I'm really sorry I snuck those flowers from you, Zecora," Apple Bloom told the zebra, "why, I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted me to come by again." Zecora just smiled.

    "Now Apple Bloom, do not be silly," Zecora replied, "You are always welcome, my little filly. With each mistake you learn something new, growing up into a better you." Applejack smiled and gave her a wink as the Twilight and Mario smiled at her as well. Then Applejack silently gasped when she noticed that Zecora has mysteriously disappeared.

    "Apple Bloom," said Twilight, "would you mind writing to Princess Celestia and telling her what you've learned?"

    "I'd be happy to, Twilight!" said Apple Bloom, "Spike?"

    "Ready!" Spike replied as he held a sheet of paper and a quill in his hand.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Apple Bloom recited, "Waiting for what your heart desires can be really hard. So, you may try to take a shortcut. But this dishonesty never works, because you didn't earn what your heart desired. The only cure is being honest with yourself and others. And that's something every heart desires." As Apple Bloom spoke, one could see the castle in the distance and as the view returned to Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are smiling behind her. Once she finished, Spike sent the letter on its away as Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle watch it disappear.

    "I sure proud of you, sis," said Applejack as she approached the young filly, "Seems like you've finally learned the importance of patience."

    "Yup! All good things come to those who wait," said Apple Bloom and there was a brief pause before adding, "Well, I've waited long enough."

    "What?!" Applejack exclaimed.

    "Saw this coming," said Mario with a discreet eye roll.

    "So what are we gonna do today to earn our cutie marks?" Apple Bloom asked her friends as they ran between Applejack, Mario, and Twilight.

    "Well, I was thinking, for a pony who's never mixed up a potion before," Scootaloo thought aloud, "You sure stirred up something fierce."

    "Yeah! So what if your talent is potion making?" Sweetie Belle suggested.

    "Oh my gosh, totally!" said Apple Bloom, "Let's go talk to Zecora, Now!"

    "Yeah!" said Sweetie Belle.

    "Woo-hoo!" Scootaloo added. Mario just watched them disappear, chuckling to himself.

    "If those three think Zecora is going to let them even come near her potion ingredients, they've got a surprise waiting for them," said Mario to Twilight and Applejack.

    "Apple Bloom's got another surprise waiting for her when she gets home," said Applejack sternly, feeling rather annoyed that her sister apparently didn't learn her lesson at all.

    "Ease off AJ," said Mario before looking in a direction and glaring, "when you being bullied for being a blank flank, wanting a cutie mark as soon as possible can make you desperate because you get tired of being picked on all the time for it." AJ and Twilight looked in his direction where two wealthy fillies had been watching everything from afar. Mario gave them a "I've got my eyes on you" gesture with a fore-hoof as Applejack and Twilight glared at them as well. The two fillies just smiled before running off and out of sight.

    "Is that why you ended up with the cutie pox as a foal?" Applejack asked curiously.

    "And I'm guessing you had to confess tampering with a heart's desire flower to cure yourself," Twilight added. Mario nodded.

    "Yeah, not my greatest move," said Mario sheepishly.

    "Tell you what," said Applejack, "You tell us the whole story about your cutie pox experience and I'll spare Apple Bloom." Mario just sighed.

    "Oh alright," said Mario, "Let's head to the library. I'm hoping I don't need to tell the entire town about this."

    "Of course not," said Applejack, "We just wanna learn more about our best friend." Mario smiled, but deep down he knew this was going to be a long night.

    I apologize in advance if the French dialect is not as grammatically correct as it should be. I used a translator software, not google translate, for those parts.

    Sorry for the long update too, I needed to slow down a bit from writing.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    35. May the Best Pet Win!

    May the Best Pet Win!

    Pony's Log Number 207: The bond between a pony and their pet is very special. Choosing a pet is more than just what is seen on the outside, but rather what is on the inside...

    It was another clear and bright sunny day. Rainbow was enjoying herself as she flew through the skies.

    "Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!" Rainbow laughed as she flew about, doing tricks just enjoying the wind in her face as she flew at high speed.

    "Whoa!" Rainbow cried out when she sees Owlowiscious flying and hooting behind her.

    "Who? Oh, it's you, Owlowiscious," said Rainbow, "C'mon, try and keep up!" Rainbow charges off, but it wasn't long before the owl was able to keep up with the blue Pegasus. Rainbow just continued to enjoy herself until she noticed Owlowiscious's head turn into...a dog?

    "Winona?" said Rainbow puzzled as the now owl-dog creature barked, "I mean...Winona's head?! Um, is this weird, or is it just me?" The creature then flew circles around her before the head turned into a bunny.

    "Angel?" Rainbow pondered before the body now was that of a baby alligator, "Gummy?! Okay, this is officially beyond weird now and right on down to freaky town." The creature with Angel's head then stuck out its tongue, which looked like a snake with Opal's head on it. The tongue hissed and swiped a claw at Rainbow, making the blue Pegasus gasp. Rainbow suddenly couldn't fly anymore and found herself falling.

    "Yaaaaah!" Rainbow screamed as she tumbled into a black abyss.

    "Whaa!" Rainbow yelped as she woke up with a start from her sleeping spot up in a tree. There before her was Opal, hissing and slashing a claw at Winona, Owlowiscious, Angel, Gummy, and...a brown baby koala from the ground below. As Opal yowled at them, Winona barked and Owlowiscious hooted at her. Even the koala gave a squeak at the cat. Rainbow then realized she was just dreaming and breathed a heavily sigh of relief. Thought she did have one thing on her mind.

    Where did the brown baby koala come from?

    (main theme)

    Rainbow just watched as Winona continued to bark before a group of chattering ponies arrived. Pinkie and Twilight wasted no time playing with their own pets. Rainbow noticed that the brown koala climbed into Mario's back.

    "When did you get a pet?" Rainbow asked the colt curiously.

    "Just a week ago," said Mario, "Apparently he was abandoned by his family, just like I was, so I took him in. Charlie is still a bit shy, but he's been doing just fine with making new friends." Mario gave the koala a smile as Applejack used her tail to toss a stick for Winona to fetch.

    "Let's get this thing started!" said Applejack as Pinkie giggled happily with Gummy.

    "Sincerest apologies, Rainbow," said Rarity as she approached the tree so Opal could get down, "if our pets were bothering you." Opal just meowed as she got comfortable on Rarity's back.

    "Say you're sorry Opal," said Rarity, but the cat only hissed fiercely in reply.

    "She's...sorry..." Rarity replied with a sheepish smile as Mario approached.

    "Opal..." Mario warned with a glare. The cat just looked intimidated before giving a soft meow to apologize properly.

    "What are you all doing out here?" said Rainbow curiously.

    "Why, we always round up our critters for a regular ol' Pony Pet Playdate in the park," said Applejack as she continued to play fetch with Winona, using her tail to toss the stick.

    "Uh, you do?" said Rainbow surprised. This was the first time she had been hearing about this.

    "Same time every week," said Applejack.

    "I thought you knew," said Fluttershy, "You didn't know? She didn't know?" Fluttershy suddenly felt rather insecure and began to rub a fore-hoof on the ground.

    "Well, we had initially planned on inviting Rainbow, of course, except-" Twilight tried to explain before Pinkie got in front of her and cut her off.

    "We were totally gonna invite you, Rainbow," Pinkie took over and she rushed to Twilight's side, "then Twilight remembered that you don't even have a pet..." Pinkie then rushed over to Rarity, "...and Rarity remembered that you really like to take naps in the afternoon...," Pinkie headed over to Applejack, "...so Applejack figured you wouldn't be missing out on anything anyway..." Pinkie went over to Fluttershy and then made her head go up and down with her fore-hooves, "...and Fluttershy and I nodded our heads in agreement like this." Fluttershy then remembered something.

    "Before Mario found Charlie, he came because he was improving his ability to talk to animals," Fluttershy added as her head was still going up and down, "Something I know you're not into that much, but we still should have asked if you wanted to come. Oh please don't be mad at us."

    "Oh, I'm not mad," said Rainbow, "You all are right. Not much point of a Pony Pet Playdate if I'm a pony without a pet, right? Plus unlike Mario, I'm not into learning animal languages and such."

    "Eeexactly," said Applejack in agreement.

    "In all honestly, it's not as fun as I thought it would be," said Mario, "I still felt left out without Charlie and I was getting tired of hearing Opal and Angel called me a dork behind my back...like right now!" Opal and Angel just glared before snubbing him indignantly.

    "Well, you kind of are a dork, big brother," Fluttershy pointed.

    "Gee, thanks, Flutters," Mario remarked, sticking his tongue out at her and Fluttershy returning the gesture. The others snickered to each other.

    "So, if'n you'll excuse us..." said Applejack as she and the rest of the ponies got back to having fun with their pets. Rainbow just headed back to her tree and rested her head on the pillow she had set up so she could get back to sleep. However, it didn't take long before she did start to feel a little left out and tried to drown out the chattering and laughing of the six ponies nearby.

    "Hey, now wait a minute!" Rainbow snapped as she hopped out of the tree and came back to the group, "Just because I don't have a pet now doesn't mean I never want a pet!" Fluttershy beamed as an excited smile danced across her face.

    "Ohh! Y, y, Oh, really?" said Fluttershy excitedly as she hovered near the blue Pegasus, "You really want a pet? Really? 'Cause I got so many wonderful choices at my house! Oh, and I know you'll just love them! And they'll love you! Oh, and you'll be best friends forever and ever! Oh!" Fluttershy wasted no time picking up Rainbow from behind as she began to talk about how exciting choosing a pet could be. Rainbow just rolled her eyes, especially since Fluttershy was dragging her hind legs in the dirt. Rainbow flapped her wings a bit to get more altitude and to keep her hind legs were off the ground and Fluttershy was able to carry Rainbow back to her cottage.

    Some birds were residing peacefully in their little birdhouses as Fluttershy flew into the backyard area of her cottage as Rainbow just walks in.

    [Fluttershy]

    Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
    It's abundantly clear
    That somewhere out here
    Is the pet that will suit you just right

    [Rainbow Dash]

    I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
    It's of utmost importance
    The pet that I get
    Is something that's awesome and cool

    "Awesome, cool, got it!" said Fluttershy, making a mental note of Rainbow's request. As Fluttershy continued to sing, she hovered behind Rainbow and then in front of her as she tapped her nose.

    [Fluttershy]

    I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see

    [Rainbow Dash - she flies low at high speed, startling a tortoise, duck, and a grey bunny.]

    I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

    [Fluttershy - presents the animal to Rainbow, who just looks at it with disinterest]

    Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
    They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

    [Rainbow Dash]

    Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me?

    [Fluttershy - pulls the bunny away and looks at Rainbow before doing a twirl in the sky and flies off to show Rainbow some more animals.]

    Rainbow, have faith
    You see, I will bet you
    Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

    "Come on, the sky's the limit," said Fluttershy.

    "Sky is good," said Rainbow, "I'd like it to fly." As she followed Fluttershy, a toucan, owl, and the same tortoise watch her walk by.

    "Really?" said Fluttershy as she reached into her house and pulled out a white kitten wearing a large blue eyes and bow, "Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes he does. Aww, look he likes you!" Fluttershy pushes the kitten into Rainbow's check. Rainbow is left stunned as the kitten nuzzles her affectionately.

    "Pass," said Rainbow bluntly.

    [Fluttershy- doing a skip and twirl as she took to the skies once more before pushing an otter and a seal next to Rainbow.]

    I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
    There are otters and seals
    With massive appeal

    "Otters and seals do not fly," Rainbow pointed out indignantly.

    "Maybe not," said Fluttershy, "But I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!" The seal barked at Rainbow in reply.

    "That's it," said Rainbow, feeling that there wasn't a pet for her, "I'm outta here." Rainbow nearly walked right into the tortoise when Fluttershy stopped her.

    [Fluttershy - She presents Rainbow a couple on insects for pets but Rainbow is still uninterested.]

    Wait! There must be a pet here
    That will fit the ticket
    How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?

    "Bigger," said Rainbow, "and cooler." At that moment, the tortoise tried to get her attention by poking her hind leg, but Rainbow just used the same hind leg to push the tortoise away. Fluttershy frowned for a moment before getting another idea.

    [Fluttershy- She pushed Rainbow Dash towards a tree and pulled down on a bird house to open the branches like a curtain. There is a lit up stage with a purple backdrop with a squirrel standing before the blue Pegasus.]

    I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
    Meet your fabulous pet, Squirrely!

    "It's just a squirrel," said Rainbow.

    "Not just any squirrel," said Fluttershy as she tossed it into the air, "A flying squirrel!" The squirrel glided before Rainbow but she still wasn't very impressed.

    "...Yeah," said Rainbow, "So, like I was saying..." The screen went black as Rainbow stood in the spotlight.

    [Rainbow Dash - as she finished her part of the song, she flew into the air as three fireworks went off behind her.]

    Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
    I need a pet to keep up with me
    Something awesome, something flying
    With coolness that defies gravity!

    "I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly," said Fluttershy.

    "Ya think?" Rainbow said as a matter of fact and full of sarcasm.

    [Fluttershy - She leads Rainbow into the sky and shows her various types of flying animals]

    I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
    Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

    "Better, but cooler," said Rainbow, now taking some interest. Behind her, the tortoise had ducked his head into his shell. When he pulled it out, he was now wearing sunshades.

    [Fluttershy -As she showed Rainbow some more flying animals and an insect, Rainbow ponders about the three. Fluttershy continued to sing as two more birds appear and land on Fluttershy's fore-hooves. Fluttershy even stuck out a fore-hoof, showing Rainbow a bat dangling from it. The bat smiles at Rainbow.]

    I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
    There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that
    There are falcons and eagles
    They are both quite regal
    Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat?

    "Now you're talking!" said Rainbow, "But instead of just one standout, now that's too many." All the flying creatures hover around Rainbow as she sang:

    So many choices, and such riches aplenty

    "Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me," said Fluttershy.

    [Rainbow Dash - She pointed out each creature as she sang about them.]

    The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too
    Do you have something in a yellow stripped bat?

    [Fluttershy - Shows Rainbow the Flamingo, which extended one of its long legs to say hello. Rainbow is taken aback by the gesture.]

    I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you

    [Rainbow Dash- She ponders what to do before getting an idea. She gasped and gets into Fluttershy's face to announces the idea of a prize as she stands on top of the chicken coop. The other animals surround her as she flies about, doing flips and then standing on the tortoise with her hind legs. She then flies upward, going her own twirl as the animals on the ground and sky watch her.]

    What to do, what to do?
    A Prize! That's it! There's really just one way
    To find out which animal's best
    Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
    That will put each pet to the test

    [Fluttershy - The two Pegasi start to sing together. They start out flying on the sky before landing on the ground to continue to duet.]

    Don't forget style, that should be considered

    [Rainbow Dash]

    Then we'll know for sure who's best of the liter

    [Fluttershy]

    The one who is awesome as cool

    [Rainbow Dash]

    Just like me
    Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

    [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash]

    So a contest we will see

    [Rainbow Dash]

    Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

    [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash]

    In the world for me!

    [Fluttershy ]

    May the games

    [Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash - one can see the view back away showing Fluttershy's entire back yard and the other creatures watching the two Pegasi sing together.]

    Begin!

    "And may the best pet win!" said Rainbow with determination.

    It wasn't long before Rainbow put on a baseball cap, a whistle around her neck, and then blew her whistle as she lined up who she considered would be good contenders for her next pet. She had chosen the wasp, a green and white duck, an eagle, a flamingo, a bat, a ladybug, a toucan, a falcon, a butterfly, a brown duck, an owl, and a hummingbird. The six other ponies, with their pets, cheered from the outer railing of the town hall building before Rainbow silenced them all by blowing her whistle once more.

    "Shh!" said Rainbow and turned her attention to the assembled animals, "So! You all think you've got what it takes to be my pet, do ya? Well, We'll just see about that!" Rainbow got into the face of the flamingo, making it gulp as Rainbow paced before them.

    "If any of you don't think you can handle it," said Rainbow, "bow out now before you humiliate yourself in front of your peers. This competition isn't for the weak. You'd better be prepared to step up your game!" Some of the animals looked at each other nervously. The lady bug cowered behind the others a bit.

    "You call that flapping?!" Rainbow snapped, making the butterfly flap his wings harder, "That's better. There's only room on Team Dash for one of you, and my future pet needs to be able to take it to the extreme! Any questions?"

    "I got one," said Applejack to Twilight, "Does she understand what a pet really needs?"

    "Yeah, like care and attention," said Twilight, "love and affection..." It was then Winona gave Twilight a lick on her cheek, "...Ugh! And breath mints!" Mario chuckled.

    "Let's not forget that special bond that you share with that pet," Mario added, "Outer appeal and skills might be considered, but in the end, your pet is somepony you connect with. Right Charlie?" Charlie just nodded in agreement as he made a few squeaks of concern.

    "I would never make you work yourself to ground to be my pet," Mario replied as Charlie hugged Mario's neck. Applejack and Twilight awed. It was then Rainbow noticed that Fluttershy was pushing the tortoise to the front line.

    "Now, you just pay attention, and try your best, and - " Fluttershy told the tortoise when Rainbow interrupted.

    "Seriously, Fluttershy?" said Rainbow, "The turtle? Why did you bring that thing here for?"

    "Technically he's a tortoise," said Fluttershy as she shinned the shell and gave him a hug, "and he's always dreamed of being somepony's pet. He just wants a chance to compete, he won't get in the way. You won't even know he's here." Rainbow just blinked as the tortoise blinked in return.

    "No," said Rainbow firmly.

    "Oh, just let him try," said Fluttershy.

    "Ugh, but there's no way he can possibly keep up," Rainbow protested as she pushed the tortoise over so he was now wobbling on his shell, "Look at him!" The tortoise slowly found a way to get back on his feet and stood before the blue Pegasus.

    "It won't hurt to let him try," said Fluttershy.

    "But-"

    "Just let him try?" Fluttershy asked again, pushing the tortoise shell into Rainbow's face and smiling at her.

    "Grrgh, ugh, fine!" Rainbow finally conceded as Fluttershy put the tortoise down and Rainbow got into his face, "But don't say I didn't warn you!" She then turned towards the other animals.

    "This isn't a game, you know!" Rainbow continued, "Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a pet."

    "Speed," said Rainbow as she zoomed ahead, leaving a rainbow colored trail of fire on the ground and causing the tortoise spin on its shell.

    "Agility," said Rainbow as she weaved around the animals, leaving a rainbow as she maneuvered between them.

    "Guts" Rainbow made a brave pose.

    "Style" She flew up towards a cloud and shaped into herself.

    "Coolness" She made a pose and smiled as if she was ready for her close up.

    "Awesomeness" She made another, more dynamic pose.

    "And radicalness" She then stood on her hind legs wearing a baseball cap backwards and some shades on her face.

    "Aren't those all the same thing?" Twilight asked as she walked up to her with Mario and Charlie right behind her.

    "You would think that, Twilight," said Rainbow as she lowered her shades, giving the purple pony a bored look before rubbing her mane, "And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet." Twilight looked indignant until Charlie started squeaking.

    "What did he say?" Twilight asked.

    "He says you qualify to be his pet," said Mario as the koala nodded. Twilight looked annoyed as Charlie squeaked some more, but this time more defensively.

    "He only meant it to help you feel better, Twilight," said Mario as Charlie squeaked some more and Mario translated, "he also says you qualify to be...Charlie I'm not saying that!" Mario's cheeks went light pink.

    "What did he say?" Twilight asked with a smirk as Mario blushed as Charlie used his claws to push Mario's head to speak up.

    "He says you qualify to be my soulmate," Mario said feeling his cheeks turned red as Charlie nodded with his arms crossed. Twilight giggled.

    "Slow down lover boy," said Twilight with a smug smile, "We're barely dating."

    "He said it, not me," said Mario.

    "But you obviously agree with him, don't you?" Twilight asked, her smirk never leaving her face as the others snickered around him. Mario wanted more than anything to disappear as his entire face was now a deep shade of red.

    "You just had to embarrass me didn't you?" Mario asked Charlie in annoyance as the baby koala just snickered to himself. Once Rainbow has a good laugh, she took off to get started with the first round of competition, which was a speed race. Rainbow then brought the animals over to an oval race track. The remaining six ponies stood just outside the track area to watch the race.

    "Speed!" Rainbow shouted as the animal got ready to take off, "On your marks..." The duck quacked and some of the others narrowed their eyes in determination.

    "Get set..." Rainbow continued as she narrowed her eyes and blew her whistle. The animal then took off, except for the tortoise. Well, he actually did but since one of his front legs was moving forward, but by the time he had even started moving it. The others were halfway around the course. His first step was barely made when the other flying animals crossed the finish line. Rainbow watched them as they continued to race.

    "Sorta speedy..." She said about the bat.

    "Not speedy..." She said about the butterfly.

    "Pretty speedy..." She said about the duck.

    "Could be more speedy..." She said about the owl when the falcon gave a loud cry and zoomed away, blowing the feathers clearly off the owl.

    "Yeah! That's speed!" said Rainbow as the falcon crossed the finish line first and the six ponies watching cheered. The poor tortoise had barely finished taking its first step.

    "Tsk-tsk," said Rainbow to the tortoise, "That's just sad." Mario looked at the tortoise sympathetically before Rainbow had the animals move on to the next challenge, which was an obstacle course.

    "Agility!" said Rainbow as she watched the animals try to maneuver through the obstacle course.

    "Sorta agile..." Rainbow said about the butterflies as it gracefully moved through some hurdles.

    "Not agile..." She said about the flamingo when it tries to balance on a teeter-totter and falls off.

    "Pretty agile..." She said about the toucan as it maneuvers through a jagged pipe tunnel with ease.

    "Could be more agile..." She said about the owl as it tried to maneuver through the same hoops as the butterfly. The tortoise wanted to participate but as he tried to jump, he ended up falling over from looking up at the other animals.

    "Wanna know the opposite of agility?" said Rainbow sternly, "That." Mario glared from the distance. It was then the hummingbird began to maneuver about the obstacles rather easily and gracefully as the ponies all cheered. Except for Mario, who was feeling a little upset over how Rainbow was treating the tortoise.

    "Yeah, baby, now that's what I call agility!" said Rainbow in a sing sang voice as she went for a high-hoof with the bird, "Don't leave me hanging!" The hummingbird stopped fluttering and returned Rainbow's high hoof, but the lack of fluttering made the hummingbird drop like a stone. The bird quickly tried to recover as Rainbow looked annoyed.

    "I'm gonna have to shave a point off your score for that," said Rainbow as the hummingbird just flew away feeling rather embarassed. The animals were then brought to an open field as the other six ponies looked at each other worried as Rainbow set down a pet carrier with Opal inside of it.

    "Okay!" said Rainbow, "Which of you has the guts to try and get Opal's favorite toy away from her?" Opal just growled as she stepped out of her carrier and raised a threatening looking claw at the animals. The owl, falcon, and flamingo flinched at the sight. The tortoise ducked inside of his shell and the toucan and eagle quivered fearfully. The butterfly decided to go first. As it got close to the cat, the butterfly flapped its wings, mesmerizing Opal as it easily snatched away the toy. The six ponies watched excitedly and Rainbow was very impressed.

    "Now that takes guts!" said Rainbow. The tortoise then decided to try as well, but before he could grab the toy, Opal recovered, yowled, and went on the attack. But the tortoise hides in his shell as Opal slashed away at the shell. Rainbow just watched the scene with a face before walking away.

    "Style!" said Rainbow as Rarity got her ready for some photo shooting, "Any pet of mine's gotta look good, 'cause you gotta make me look good." Rainbow then spent the next several minutes taking pictures with each of the animals. The first picture was with the bat as they both wore a pair of sunglasses. The second was with the falcon perched on her fore-hoof as they posed together. Third picture was a fencing match between Rainbow and the hummingbird. The fourth was with the owl as they tried to look like nerds, both wearing glasses and ugly sweaters to boot. The fifth was a dynamic shot of the eagle and Rainbow playing a round of curling. Rarity then went to take a picture of Rainbow, now wearing skies and a pink scarf around her neck as she posed with the butterfly. Once the picture is taken, Rarity gives Rainbow a quick pat of makeup on her cheeks before setting up a stool with the tortoise standing on it wearing a giant red bow on its shell. As the picture was taken, Rainbow just looked at the tortoise uneasily as it ducked inside of its shell.

    "Poor thing is camera shy," said Mario to himself.

    "Coolness!" said Rainbow right after the pictures were done as each animal made a sound.

    "Sorta cool," Rainbow said after the owl hooted.

    "Not cool," She said about the duck quacking.

    "Pretty cool," She said about the bat as it gave a cry.

    "Could be cooler," She said about the toucan's cry.

    "Not what I had in mind," she said about the wasp's buzzing.

    "I can't hear you," Rainbow yelled as the poor butterfly was unable to make any sounds.

    "Eugh," She groaned as the tortoise just coughed. Then the eagle gave a loud echoing cry.

    "Now that's a cool sound!" said Rainbow impressed. Next came some small scale talents in order to determine which animal could be awesome.

    "Sorta awesome," said Rainbow as the bat showed off its ear sonar.

    "Not awesome," She said when the toucan stick its tongue out of its beak while keeping it closed.

    "Could be more awesome," She said as the flamingo showed off its ability to stand on one leg.

    "Ho ho ho, yeah, that is awesome!" She said when the owl rotated its head a complete 360 degrees. Then the tortoise simply tucked its head into his shell.

    "Uh, you did that already," said Rainbow plainly, "That's pretty much all you can do, huh?"

    "Rainbow!" said Mario, having enough of her harsh attitude towards the turtle, "Will you ease off on the guy? It doesn't take a genius to figure out that this particular tortoise likes you! He obviously wants to be your friend!"

    "Oh please," said Rainbow indignantly, "He is so not cool or awesome. He can't be my friend!" Now Mario was offended and even Charlie glared at her.

    "I'm not cool either," Mario remarked, "I really just an egghead and a nerd, yet you still let me be your friend." Rainbow froze and gave Mario a glare before sighing.

    "Mario, you're different," said Rainbow, "and for the record, you are cool. But the tortoise isn't!" Rainbow then walked away as Mario just shook his head.

    "Just let her figure this out on her own," Fluttershy said calmly. Mario just sighed as Rainbow set up a stage for the next challenge, which was, in Rainbow's words: Radicalness.

    First the duck tried to do a tap dancing routine, but Rainbow was left feeling rather bored. Then the eagle crotched a sweater for Rainbow, even putting her on the front, but the blue Pegasus was not impressed. The falcon attempted to do a magic card trick, but Rainbow just looked bored as the card she had was incorrect. The wasp performed a rather high skilled show with shadow puppets, but all that did was put Rainbow to sleep. The bat then hangs upside down and uses the end of its wings to play the "My Little Pony" theme song on glasses before giving a high pitched bat screech and shattered the glasses in one shot.

    "Whoa! That was truly awesome!" said Rainbow, "But I'm afraid this is a radicalness competition, so I'm gonna have to take some points off." The final act was the tortoise who had set up a rather complex parkour style obstacle course. The tortoise then stood on a stool and got ready to jump onto a nearby spring to begin the routine. Sadly, he mistimed his jump completely and landed on his shell upside down as the curtain closed behind him. Rainbow just sighed to herself as she approached him.

    "Listen, turtle..." said Rainbow firmly.

    "Tortoise," Fluttershy corrected as she popped out from behind the curtain.

    "Whatever!" Rainbow retorted, "You've had your fun, but I think you and I both know who made the cut and who didn't." The turtle just croaked in reply as Rainbow pointed above to the final four flying animals she had selected, which included the falcon, the eagle, the bat, and the owl. The other ponies, except for Mario, cheered as Rainbow turned back to the turtle and helped him back into his feet.

    "I mean..."A" for effort and everything, you gave it your best shot," said Rainbow sheepishly, "maybe I've got a gold sticker around here somewhere you can have, but, seriously, go home." The tortoise said nothing but just stared at her as Rainbow's tried to smile, but was growing rather uncomfortable.

    "You're starting to creep me out," Rainbow added nervously before turning away and heading towards her final four animals.

    "So, anyway, you're all outstanding competitors, but there can only be one of you who's number one," Rainbow told them, "So the final tie-breaking contest is going to be...pause for dramatic effect...a race against...me! Through Ghastly Gorge! Dun...dun...dun!" The view zoomed out to reveal a long gorge that travelled across some open lands as Rainbow hovered over it. Some of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" could be heard as well as the loud cry of an eagle. The six other ponies were just watching from above the gorge. Spike was also with them to watch the race.

    "Gesundheit," said Rainbow as she handed a handkerchief to the eagle. The other animals, including the tortoise were there waiting for the race to begin. The other animals felt rather intimidated about flying through the gorge.

    "Actually, Ghastly Gorge isn't scary," Rainbow boasted as she began to stretch her body and her wings, "It's fun. Heh. I've flown through it a million times myself, so obviously I'll be at the front of the pack. But whichever of you make it across the finish line with me will have proven you can keep up with me, and will have earned the honor and glory of getting to be my pet." Then without any more delay they lined up to start the race.

    "Ready, Setgo!" Rainbow took off at high speed as the four flying animals followed. The tortoise was left behind as he cautiously looked for a way down to the bottom of the ravine. Up ahead, Rainbow was just enjoying herself.

    "Whoo-hoo! Haha! Try to keep up!" Rainbow challenged as she maneuvered between some rock pillars. She then headed into a tunnel, which had a strong wind current that was blowing against her. Rainbow had to fly a little harder to beat the current as she managed to fly out of the tunnel. While her mane got a little frazzled, she easily brushed it back into place.

    "Can't catch me, ha-ha!" Rainbow taunted before continuing on her way. As the four flyers entered the tunnel, the bat struggled to push against the strong winds while the other animals struggled but were able to successfully push through and get out of the tunnel. The poor tortoise was far behind, sweating heavily as he pushed his already low top speed to the limit. Rainbow just whistled to herself cockily before she approached a huge collection of thorny vines. She stopped for a second and then easily maneuvered through the thorns without getting stuck.

    "C'mon, slowpokes!" Rainbow taunted, "You wanna win, don't ya?" The eagle was the first to enter the area and immediately get trapped by the thorns. The owl and the falcon also get themselves caught in the thorns as well and struggled to find a way through. The bat seemed to have no trouble maneuvering as it used its echolocation to detect where the thorny vines were and was out of the area first, followed by the eagle, owl, and the falcon, which its wing was still tangled in a broken thorny branch. Rainbow was waiting for them once the four flying animals had caught up to her.

    "Oh! I forgot to tell you!" said Rainbow, "Watch out for the Quarray eels! They don't like it when you get too close to their nests, like this. Whoa!" Rainbow flew near one of the holes as a Quarray eel took a snap at her and then three more tried to bite her as she flew past their holes. The four flyers looked fearfully at the eels, which glared at them before retracting back into their holes. The bat goes first and is immediately gobbled up, but it managed to fight it way out of the eel's mouth. Another eel took a bite at the eagle's head, but fortunately the eager had managed to duck his head down at the last minute. The owl had to wrestle with the jaws of another eel while the falcon lost some feathers as it nearly got snagged by the tail. Rainbow didn't seem to care about all the close calls as she was still enjoying herself.

    "Easy, peasy, one-two-threesy!" said Rainbow as she started to fly backwards with a smug look on her face, "Right, guys?"

    SMACK!

    Rainbow was so busy boasting that she crashed back first into the side of the gorge. The impact caused a large crevice to appear. Then a huge chuck of rock from the top broke off and came tumbling toward Rainbow, who barely missed getting hit by it.

    "AVALANCHE!" Rainbow called as more rocks began to fall, "Hey! Whoaaaa!" As Rainbow was busy avoiding the rocks, the other flying animals just go right past her, not taking any notice that she was in trouble. Another rock made contact with her as more rocks tumbled down on her. Once the rocks had settled, Rainbow crawled out with just a few scratches on her body. She tried to take off, but she then got pulled back. She looked behind herself and saw that part of her wing was caught under a large rock.

    "C'mon..." Rainbow groaned as she tried to pull her wing out but it was no good. She soon noticed that the four flying animals were still flying away, "No! Wait! Come back! Don't leave me! I'm the one who's supposed to win!" Then Rainbow began to panic.

    "I don't wanna end up stuck here...forever!" said Rainbow as she began to fidget about, "Oh no, nonono, th-this can't be happening. Forever is way too long to be to be trapped in Ghastly Gorge. I mean, it's like, forever! Somepony! Anypony! HELP ME!" Rainbow shouted at the top of her lungs before just sitting down in defeat. She lowered her head sadly. The urge to cry soon started to overwhelm her as she gritted her teeth and a few tears left her eyes. She stopped crying when she heard the sound of somepony approaching and a dark shadow appeared in the distance.

    "Wahoo!" Rainbow cheered happily, "My prayers have been answered! Oh thankyouthankyoutha-YOU?!" Rainbow joy faded when she noticed that it was tortoise that had apparently come to her rescue.

    "Oh no!" Rainbow groaned as she covered her face with her hooves and began to cry, "Now I'm not only going to be stuck here forever, I'm gonna be stuck here forever with the most annoying turtle in the world! Gyh, I'm doomed. DOOMED, I tell you!" The tortoise said nothing but walked up to the rock as Rainbow was complaining and crying. Rainbow then stopped crying when she saw the tortoise dig a bit of dirt out of its way and lifted the large rock with its head. Rainbow looked back in shock until she felt somepony grab one of her fore-hooves and pull her forward so the tortoise could set the rock down. Rainbow turned around to see a familiar colt standing before her with a smile on his face. Rainbow had forgotten that she had asked Mario to stand by as a checkpoint so she could monitor how the animals were doing during the race. She hadn't expected for Mario to have to rescue anypony, let alone herself.

    "So mister slow and steady proved himself useful after all," Mario chuckled. Rainbow just gave him a smile, but Mario could see in her eyes she was feeling very embarassed and humiliated.

    "How long have you been there?" she asked timidly.

    "Enough to see you panic, cry, and complain about the one animal who actually came to rescue you," Mario answered. Rainbow just buried her face in her hooves and said nothing but a light sniffle.

    "Rainbow, it's okay," said Mario as he gave her a gentle hug, "We all get scared sometimes. It's no big deal. But maybe now you'll realize that choosing a pet, and even a friend, is more than just what their awesome talents are."

    "Mmm-hmm," Rainbow mumbled quietly. She didn't want Mario to see that she was crying and just kept her face hidden in his shoulder until she felt she could make her tears stop. Once she pulled away, Mario went to examine the wing that had been gotten stuck.

    "Nothing looks broken," said Mario, "it just might be sore for a couple of days. I'll bandage it up so your little rescuer can get you out of here."

    "But he's so...I...I mean...how?" Rainbow asked.

    "What turtles lack in speed, they make up for in strength," said Mario as he finished bandaging up her wing, "Most tortoises have shells that are very strong that even an elephant can stand on one without breaking it. In other words, you can ride him out of here."

    "Oh...ok..." said Rainbow quietly as Mario set her down on top of the tortoise.

    With the way I feel right now, Rainbow thought to herself, I'd rather not see everypony else right now. I need time to recover my pride and dignity. ALOT of time...

    "Okay," said Mario, interrupting her train of thought, "hang on tight. The tortoise here is gonna show you a little trick he showed me and Fluttershy earlier so we can get you out of here at top speed."

    "Wait!" said Rainbow, "Is...is there a rush? Maybe...maybe I..."

    "Dashie," said Mario gently, "It's okay. You're still awesome. What happened right now doesn't change that, you're allowed to have feelings." Rainbow smiled, but still whimpered a bit.

    "I won't say a word," said Mario, giving a playful eye roll, "it will stay between you, me, and the tortoise. He's really good at keeping secrets." Rainbow chuckled as the turtle tucked himself into his shell.

    "Now hang on tight," said Mario as he lightly bucked the shell, making it slide across the surface of the gorge at a speed that even frazzled Rainbow for a moment.

    "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa...ha, ha, ha, ha!" Rainbow screamed as her screams went from screams of fear to screams of excitement, "Yeah! This. Is. So. Cool and Awesome!" Mario laughed as he followed along side.

    At the end of the gorge, the other ponies and Spike were cheering excitedly as the four flyers made their way to the finish line at the other end of Ghastly Gorge. The falcon finished first, with the eagle second, the bat in third, and the owl in fourth. The ponies were very excited...until they noticed that neither Mario or Rainbow, and the tortoise were nowhere to be found.

    "Hm, something's not right here," said Twilight as both Owlowiscious and Charlie sat on her back as she used some binoculars to look to search for the two ponies.

    "Where's Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy asked worried, getting in front of Twilight to look into the binoculars, "and Mario too? He was acting as her checkpoint."

    "Great galloping galoshes!" Applejack exclaimed as she looked in the binoculars, "There's been an avalanche in there!"

    "Rainbow! Mario!" Spike shouted as everypony else chattered with concern and worry.

    "Wait! Look!" Pinkie exclaimed as she leaped over everypony and pointed into the distance. The others used the binoculars to see what it was.

    "It's the turtle!" Fluttershy exclaimed.

    "Tortoise!" Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight corrected.

    "Oh whatever..." Fluttershy retorted.

    "And he's carrying something on his back," said Twilight, "and somepony is walking beside him." Both ponies came into view as they could see a familiar colt walking beside the tortoise and Rainbow just sitting on the tortoise with her wing bandaged with a sheepish smile on her face.

    "Ahh!" Pinkie exclaimed, "It's Rainbow Dash! It's her! It's Rainbow! And Mario is with them!" The ponies and Spike all cheered as the three very slowly approached the finish line. So slow that their cheering stopped.

    "Maybe we'd better go meet him halfway," said Fluttershy as Twilight used her magic to set up the finish line so the tortoise set his foot right on the line and they all cheered once again.

    "Huh. Way to go, little guy!" said Spike as he patted the tortoise on the head.

    "Oh, thank goodness you're not hurt, Rainbow!" said Twilight with concern.

    "Just my pride," said Rainbow, patting some dust off herself.

    "And a sore wing," said Mario, "I was ahead of her when the avalanche occurred when this tortoise here helped her get her wing un-stuck when I arrived."

    "I certainly hope all of this dreadful dust was worth it," said Rarity, sneezing as the dust hit her nose.

    "It sure was," said Applejack for Rainbow, "If'n it means Rainbow gets to have her own little critter just like the rest of us from now on." The tortoise just looked up at Rainbow as the blue Pegasus hopped off his shell.

    "Uh...thanks," said Rainbow sheepishly, "What you did...I owe you one." Rainbow raised her fore-hoof as the tortoise gave her a slow but sincere hoof-bump.

    "Rainbow!" said Fluttershy, "Your new pet is over here waiting for you!" It was then the falcon, the winner of the race, flew from above as all the ponies, minus Mario, and Spike awed in amazement as it made a landing on Rainbow's back. The tortoise looked up at her sadly. Mario and Charlie, who had returned to Mario's back, looked at her sadly as well.

    "Oh...Right...Yeah...That..." said Rainbow sadly as she looked at the falcon.

    "What's the matter?" Spike asked her curiously.

    "You got your perfect pet, right?" Pinkie pointed out as she stood on her hind legs and leaned on Spike's head for support.

    "The best of the best like you wanted, remember?" Fluttershy added, "It can fly and it's not a squirrel! Should we sing about it again?" Rainbow just said nothing.

    "A falcon sure looks good on ya, Rainbow," Applejack told her, but Rainbow didn't smile. It was then Rarity went to take a picture. As soon as the light flashed, the tortoise was frightened and tucked into his shell. Unlike before, Rainbow felt sympathy for him.

    "Easy, fella. Nothing to be afraid of," Rainbow comforted as she looked at the falcon again, "The falcon sure does look cool...He's absolutely everything I wanted in a pet." The falcon stood proudly as Rainbow sighed to herself. She looked at Mario who gave her a smile and nod. Rainbow knew what she had to do.

    "Yay?" Fluttershy said uneasily.

    "But I said whoever crosses the finish line with me gets to be my pet," Rainbow pointed out as the falcon's eyes went wide in shock.

    "You did!" Pinkie agreed as she leaned on her fore-hooves, "You did say that! She did say that, that was the rule!"

    "And the only racer who crossed the finish line with me was the only one who stopped to save me when I needed help," Rainbow concluded, this time with more energy in her tone, "The tortoise!" The falcon looked rather sad, but knew that what Rainbow said was true.

    "But what about the-" Twilight didn't need to finish her statement as the falcon shook hands with the tortoise before walking away with his head low. The tortoise smiled.

    "Wouldja look at that?" said Applejack, "He even smiles slow."

    "Just means that every smile is genuine and sincere," said Mario and everypony laughed in agreement.

    "Spike, take a letter," said Rainbow as Spike pulled out a piece of paper and a quill.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Rainbow recited, "I used to think that the most important traits to look for in a pet, or any best friend, were all the physical competitive abilities. But now I can see how short-sighted and shallow that was..." As Rainbow spoke, the tortoise tried to take Opal's toy. Opal growled and went to attack the tortoise once more as he ducked inside his shell. While Opal was slashing away futilely at his shell, the tortoise reached out his head and took her toy and hid it inside of his shell. Once Opal realized she had been tricked, She walked away indignantly.

    "Today I learned what the most important quality really is," Rainbow continued, "A certain kind of spirit. A stick-to-it-ive-ness. A never give up, can-do attitude that's the mark of a real winner. And this tortoise has it."

    "Tenacity," Twilight suggested.

    "Gesundheit," Rainbow replied, mistaking the word for a sneeze as Twilight just smirked, "You just can't stop that little guy. He's like a...like a...Tank!"

    "But Rainbow!" Fluttershy pointed out, "You didn't want a pet that couldn't fly because it would keep you grounded and hold you back, remember?" The tortoise, or Tank as he was now dubbed, looked at Rainbow sadly.

    "Hmm..." Rainbow pondered when Mario approached.

    "Bring Tank over to my house later this evening," said Mario, "I think I might have a solution to your problem." Rainbow smiled.

    It wasn't long before the next Pony Pet Playdate arrived as all the other ponies were happily running into the park with their pets alongside them. Rainbow was the behind everypony else, but she didn't care. She was just excited to be included now.

    "Heh. C'mon, Tank!" said Rainbow, "We're gonna be late for our very first Pony Pet Playdate!" Tank wasn't too far behind. Thank to Mario's tinkering, Tank how had his own custom made, and magically self operating, helicopter propeller attachment to his shell. With a custom made aviator hat and goggles, he could now take the skies alongside his new owner and friend.

    Tank may never be the fast like Rainbow, but at the end of the day...

    Rainbow loved Tank very much.

    I never planned on giving Mario a pet, but with so many requests I decided to give him one. His pet choice is a dedication to my mother, who loves koalas. She always wanted to name one Charlie so that's why I picked that name. Also Charlie is a baby koala, which is why is squeaks instead of grunts when he talks.

    If you enjoy Rainbow Dash, you'll get more of her next chapter.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    36. The Mysterious Mare Do Well

    The Mysterious Mare Do Well

    Pony's Log Number 208: It can be tough having a close friend who struggles with controlling their ego, especially when a pony has to bring them back down to earth...

    One day, the CMC clubhouse was loaded with various ponies young and adult. They had gathered that today for a special meeting. The Rainbow Dash Fan club meeting with Scootaloo as the de facto club president. As one looked inside the clubhouse, they could see decorations, posters and pictures of Rainbow Dash were everywhere.

    "Attention, everypony!" Scootaloo called out, wearing a rainbow mane wig on her head as she stood by a pulpit. She was trying to get everyone settled down for the club meeting, "Attention! The official Rainbow Dash Fan Club will come to order. Let's get right down to our first order of business. I motion that Rainbow Dash be declared the most awesome pony in Ponyville."

    "I second the motion," said Snails, wearing a white tee that had a pink heart with Rainbow Dash in the center of the heart, "and I might add that if you looked up the word "awesome" in the dictionary, there would be a picture off Rainbow Dash." The other ponies, either wearing Rainbow Dash tees, rainbow wigs, and even both nodded in agreement.

    "I object," said Snips, wearing his own tee and making the other ponies and Scootaloo gasp. Snips approached the pulpit.

    "I think the word "awesome" is played out!" Snails pointed out, "Rainbow Dash deserves better! I motion we declare her the most stupendous pony!"

    ""Stupendous"?" said Scootaloo, "Is that the best you've got? I motion that we declare her...wonderiffic!"

    "Astonishing!" said Snips.

    "Breathtaking!" said Scootaloo.

    "Astounding!" said Snips.

    "Bedazzling!" said Scootaloo.

    "What about super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing?" said a muffled voice. The other ponies agreed, even thought they had no idea who came up with the word.

    "All in favor of declaring Rainbow Dash the most "super-ultra-extra-uh-whatever you said" pony in all of Ponyville," said Scootaloo, "say "aye"."

    "Aye!" the entire fan club said a once and cheered. Outside the building was Rainbow Dash herself, giggling since she had been the one to suggest the new "word" to the Fan Club. Mario, who had been hanging out with her that day, felt rather jealous.

    "Must be nice to have a fan club," said Mario bitterly.

    "Well, I'm sure you had your fan club back in your racing days," said Rainbow, "but as they say: "Mario was great, but now he's out of date"." Rainbow laughed.

    "Don't remind me!" Mario snapped, huffing at the blue Pegasus before turning away as Rainbow enjoyed all the cheers inside the club house.

    "One of these days, Rainbow," Mario warned, "You're gonna learn what it's like to have your fans move on from you and admire somepony else. Let's see you laugh at me then."

    "Yeah, yeah, whatever," said Rainbow, dismissing his remark as Mario just rolled his eyes at her and sat on the grass with a bored look on his face.

    (theme song)

    The next day, Rainbow Dash was just enjoying herself as she was jumping and swimming about various clouds.

    "What a beautiful day," Rainbow said with a content sigh, "There's nothing like a dip in the clouds to make a Pegasus feel super relaxed." Suddenly she heard something down below her as she peaked over her cloud.

    "Help! Help! Help! Help!" shouted a young pony named Aura, apparently she had fallen inside of an old well that had been boarded up on top. Rainbow looked at the well with determination.

    "Looks like my sky swim will have to wait!" said Rainbow as she flew down into the well, smashing the remaining boards off the top, "I'm Rainbow Dash, and I'm here to rescue you!" As Rainbow was down in the well, several others ponies had gathered around, including Twilight, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Mario. They were rather worried until Rainbow came flying out, carrying out Aura, who was rather dirty. The little filly was a little frazzled at first before she smiled as hugged Rainbow's neck. The ponies nearby began to cheer for her. Rainbow blushed and smiled nervously as she landed and let Aura hop off her back.

    "Wow, what's with this crowd?" said Rainbow sheepishly at the cheering ponies as they gathered around her, "Uh, thanks, everypony. It was really no big deal."

    "To me it was!" said Aura, "You're my hero, Rainbow Dash!" The ponies cheered for her once more, making Rainbow blush and smile again as she took off into the sky.

    "That Rainbow Dash sure is something," said Scootaloo.

    "Something special," said Snips and Snails together. Mario rolled his eyes.

    "Are you jealous?" Applejack asked as the rest of his friend looked at him.

    "A little," said Mario, "I used to have my own fan clubs back in the day, but now all they can say is..."

    "Rainbow Dash is great, and Mario's out of date," Scootaloo and some of the fan ponies chanted as they walked by. Mario growled at them before stomping away. The other girls just chuckled to each other.

    Later on, things were nice and quiet.

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Never mind...a pony named Millie shrieked at the top of her lungs as her baby carriage, which had her foal, Cream Puff, inside was rolling away from her down a steep hill. Cream Puff just cried loudly as the carriage weaved down the path. Some other ponies noticed the runaway carriage. Rainbow was just lounging around a nearby cloud as she poked her head out of it and went after the carriage. As the carriage began to pick up speed, Rainbow picked up her pace as she saw the carriage was heading towards a cliff. Grabbing hold of the carriage handle with her teeth, she used her hind legs to bring the carriage to a stop just in time as the carriage stopped just inches from the edge of the cliff. Several other ponies, including rest of the Mane 7, watched the scene unfold from below, looking worried. Once Rainbow had stopped the carriage, they began to cheer. Rainbow began to blush and smile once more at all the attention. She began to take a bow when she suddenly gasped dramatically.

    "Oh no!" Rainbow exclaimed, "There's something wrong with the baby!" The ponies gasped as Rainbow reached into the carriage and pulled out Cream Puff with a single fore-hoof.

    "She's not cheering for everypony's favorite hero, Rainbow Dash!" she bragged as the other ponies began to cheer for her once more, except for her friends. Millie was also smiling as Rainbow went to hand the foal to her. Then a flash was seen and Rainbow saw some ponies taking her picture. Rainbow then tossed Cream Puff to Millie like it was just a toy. Millie gave Rainbow a glare as she caught the foal and walked away, but the blue Pegasus was too into posing for the camera to take notice. The rest of her friends walk up to her with Pinkie being the only one smiling, the others just gave her blank or indignant faces.

    "There just aren't enough words in the dictionary to describe Rainbow Dash's awesomeness!" said Scootaloo excitedly as Rainbow continued to pose for pictures.

    "I can think of a few new words," said Twilight.

    "And I bet "modest" is not one of them," Applejack said to Twilight. Mario just sighed to himself.

    "Oh, don't be jealous," said Twilight, "I think you're awesome in your own way." She kissed his cheek, making Mario blush as a small smile appeared on his face. Meanwhile, Rainbow had flew up a bit, blowing some kisses before the cheering ponies, then crafted a cloud into her lightning bolt cutie mark, and flew off into the sky.

    "So much for modest," said Mario.

    "No, but she is kinda awesome," said Twilight.

    "True," said Mario before adding quietly, "but I just hope she doesn't let it go to her head. Oh the headache I had after that happened to me..."

    Sometime later, three elderly ponies were just chattering on a balcony when a fourth elderly pony arrived to join the conversation. However, as he walked over to the others, there was a loud noise that sounded like wood splintering. The elderly ponies then saw that a huge crack forming across the balcony as the entire platform began to tilt downward. The other ponies noticed the cracking balcony from below. Any minute, it could break off completely, sending the four elderly ponies into a serious accident.

    "Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash is here!" the blue Pegasus announced. It was then the balcony broke away, causing the four elderly ponies to scream. But Rainbow was able to slow their descent by grabbing the balcony and setting it down gently on the ground below. The elderly ponies are relieved as the ponies watching the heroic event cheer for her.

    "We'd be lost without you!" one pony shouted.

    "You're our hero, Rainbow Dash!" another pony shouted as Rainbow rose into the air with a now cocky smile on her face.

    "Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!" the crowd cheered.

    "I can't hear you!" Rainbow chanted with a fore-hoof against her ear.

    "Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!" The crowds chanted loudly as the blue Pegasus raised her fore-hooves up and down to encourage the crowds. She then began to do "the snake" with her fore-hooves and does a twirl in the air before giving a hoof-pump.

    "Are you kidding me?" Mario snorted, "I made that move popular!" Mario then did a twirl on his hind legs, and hoof-pumped with his hoof above his head, even making a illusionary star appear above him for extra flare.

    (Cue "got a star" fanfare)

    "Here we go!" Mario shouted. The other ponies just stared at him blankly.

    "He's so out of date," said one pony and the others mumbled in agreement as Mario made a strained groan, making his illusion shatter like a broken window, before landing back on all fours before looking glum as the other ponies continued to cheer and Rainbow continued to show off.

    "Call me silly," said Twilight, "but I think this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head." Pinkie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity. and Mario all shared the same look of concern and annoyance.

    "You may be right...silly," Pinkie answered as Twilight looked indignant. She wasn't actually expecting somepony to call her that.

    At Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie and Applejack continued to watch Rainbow brag about her heroics. Twilight seemed rather stunned at the large crowd willing to listen to the blue Pegasus.

    "And then I zoomed into the well," Rainbow told them wearing a pair of sunshades like she was some sort of celebrity and paced before the crowd of ponies, "I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me. Danger's my middle name. Rainbow "Danger" Dash..."

    "I thought it was Ashleigh," Twilight mumbled to Pinkie.

    "It's not," said Pinkie, "though some ponies think my middle name is Andrea, but it's actually Diane. No idea where that comes from." Twilight just rolled her eyes.

    "Thinking back on it," Rainbow continued, "I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day."

    "That day," Spike repeated as he jotted down what was being said in his notebook. He was also wearing a trench coat, white work shirt, tie, and even a fedora hat to make himself look like a classic style reporter.

    "Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely arrogant ever since," Applejack muttered to the three other ponies as Pinkie munched on a cupcake.

    "Mm-hm," said Pinkie and Twilight as they nodded in agreement.

    "Ain't that the truth Mario?" Applejack asked the colt, "Uh...Mario..." Mario, however, looked uncomfortable as even his eyes looked like he was zoning out. For some odd reason he was seeing himself bragging to the crowd of fan ponies rather than Rainbow.

    Remember the next time you look in your dictionaries, you'll find my pic next to the word: speed.

    I win all the time because I. Am. AWESOME!

    I set my sights on goals and get them done with no help from anypony! 'Cause I'm a one pony show!

    He then flashbacked to another conversation with an elderly pony.

    Son, you're not very bright if you think racing is all about being a one pony show. A good racer is only the best when he's got his friends and family to support him!

    Oh, whatever! I'm the greatest racer of all time! The flying unicorn! I made it to the top myself and now ponies finally respect me and take me seriously. I'm finally accepted as somepony important! I don't need no family or friends to support me!

    Sigh...one of these days you're gonna wind up alone and have nopony to blame but yourself...

    The next two flashbacks featured Mario visualizing when he crashed, followed by a flash of lightning as he sat along in his hospital room in a wheelchair all alone. Mario's lips began to quiver until he felt someone nudge his shoulder.

    "Mario? Are you okay, sugarcube?" Applejack asked with concern. Mario snapped out of his thoughts and noticed the three girls just looked at him. Before Mario could reply, a pair of blue hooves appeared and snagged Applejack away. The orange pony was startled.

    "Hey Applejack," said Rainbow, "How'd you like to be immortalized as my friend?"

    "Immorta-what?" Applejack asked and was then stunned by several camera flashes. Rainbow held Applejack close for the pictures as the orange pony struggled to pull away. Spike was continuing to write in his notebook.

    "Are you taking notes?" Twilight asked from behind.

    "Yup!" Spike answered, "I've been hoof-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!"

    "Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the pony they are about," Twilight said as a matter of fact. Rainbow was still taking pictures as Applejack finally managed to break away and walked off with a disgusted look on her face. Rainbow blinked for a moment when she heard Twilight's remark.

    "Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill ponies," Rainbow boasted as Applejack and Twilight just glared, "But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer."

    "Spike's a ghost!" Pinkie yelped as she was eating a cake, before making a run right out of the shop and startling Rarity. All the ponies just looked at her funny for a moment.

    "...Anyway," Rainbow continued, "Spike here writes down everything I say. Don't you, Spike."

    "Don't...you...Spike," the dragon said out loud to prove how literal he was taking Rainbow's instructions, "Got it!"

    "This way, I can stay focused on performing those acts of bravery that nopony else has the guts to perform," Rainbow continued to brag as she walked away from Twilight and Applejack and then had a young fan-pony come up and hug her as a picture was taken, then three more young ponies did the same, "Yep, it takes guts. But it also takes brains. And sometimes a big lunch and a nap. Being a hero is surely not for everypony, but I'm up to the challenge." Twilight and Applejack just exchanged annoyed looks with each other. Then Mario came up to them.

    "We gotta do something," said Mario frantically, "Rainbow's going down a path that could really break a pony's self-confidence. I don't want to see what happened to me happen to her! It's the worst feeling in the world!" Mario breathed heavily for a moment as Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity, who had been listening, looked at him sympathetically.

    "We're you really this bad darling?" Rarity asked curiously.

    "I was worse," said Mario, "the way Rainbow is acting and what she's saying just brings back all those bad memories. I thought I was so awesome and so full of myself, then one day reality struck back and felt completely worthless and I was left alone. That's why those "out of date" remarks hurt, because when I tried to pick myself up and continue, I was shut down and told I was history."

    "I remember you telling me about that," said Twilight sadly.

    "These fans may admire her now," said Mario, "but the minute Rainbow fails, they won't be there to help her get back on her hooves. They'll move on and she'll be left alone. I'd hate to see that happen to Rainbow. She's already at the point where trying to reason with her won't work so...I don't know what to do save her..." Applejack just gave him a sympathetic smile.

    "First of all," said Applejack, "Rainbow isn't going to be left alone. It'll take more than a big ego for her to get rid of us. Besides, all that pony needs is a good ego check and a reminder that she doesn't need fan ponies to be awesome."

    "Agreed," said Twilight, "And I know just what we need to do."

    "I hope it won't be too harsh," said Mario concerned.

    "No, it won't," said Twilight, "but it will help Rainbow understand how you feel right now and stop rubbing the fact she has fan ponies to your face." Mario nodded at the three girls huddled up and whispered the plan. They would later share it with Fluttershy and Pinkie.

    Operation "ego check" was a go.

    The next day, several fan ponies were standing in line for Rainbow to sign their pictures.

    "There you go," Rainbow grunts since she was signing the pictures with a pen in her mouth.

    "Someday, I wanna be just like you!" said the young pony named Lemon Daze.

    "Aim high, kid," Rainbow replied as she brushed her mane with a fore-hoof, "but don't aim for the impossible."

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

    The ponies then gasped. There was Cherry Berry, inside of a balloon that had a large hole in it and she was descending far too quickly for a safe landing.

    "Help! Help!" Cherry Berry called out from her megaphone.

    "Uh, don't you think you should go and help?" Snips asked, getting worried as Cherry Berry got closer to the ground and Rainbow as still signing autographs.

    "Yeah, yeah, I've got a good ten seconds to spare," said Rainbow, her voice muffled by the pencil in her mouth, "just a couple more." Rainbow then finished signing another autograph before taking off at high speed. She couldn't help but wave at the crowd before focusing on saving Cherry Berry.

    "The tension is unbearable," said Spike as he wrote in his notebook, "Will Rainbow Dash make it on time?" It was then a large shadow appeared above Spike, making him look up. There standing on the roof is a pony wearing a dark purple mask over their face, a purple suit, cape, and hat with dark purple boots. They easily leap from rooftop to rooftop before diving through the basket and grabbing Cherry Berry out of it. This caused Rainbow to crash into the balloon as it landed roughly in front of a tree. Rainbow lifted up the damaged balloon material off her face as she sees the other ponies cheering for the new masked pony, who helped Cherry Berry to her feet. Twilight watched the mysterious pony in amazement. The masked pony looked in Rainbow's direction before disappearing. Rainbow was still stunned as the other ponies began to chatter with each other.

    "Holy turnips, that pony came outta nowhere!" said a pony.

    "I've never seen such bravery in all my life!" Daisy added.

    "That's right!" said Mayor Mare as the masked pony stood on top of a mountain in the shadows and then disappeared in the background, "Ponyville has a new hero. A mysterious mare that has done well by our fair city today. I dub this new masked hero "The Mysterious Mare Do Well"!" The ponies all cheered, except for Rainbow, who was feeling rather jealous.

    "Mare Do Well, huh?" said Rainbow, "Well that mare would do well to stay outta my way! Ponyville's only got room for one hero, and that hero is me!" Rainbow went to stomp off, but her hooves for caught in the string and she plopped into her stomach. Rainbow just sat up with an indignant look on her face.

    Sometime later, some tourist ponies were screaming for the their lives. Apparently, the harness to their carriage bus had broken away from the pony pulling it and now they were rolling out of control down the same hill Millie had nearly lost Cream Puff on. Rainbow Dash wasted no time swooping down to the rescue. As she flew next to the carriage bus, she cleared her throat to get their attention.

    "Never fear, your friendly neighborhood Rainbow-" she began but was interrupted.

    "Excuse me, uh," said one of the distressed ponies named Globe Trotter, "do you think you could skip your catchphrase and just hurry up and save us?!"

    "Ugh, fine!" said Rainbow with an eye roll and muttering, "picky, picky." Rainbow then got in front of the carriage bus and tried using her hind legs to slow it down.

    "Whoaaaa! Aah!" Rainbow yelped as she lost her footing before getting dragged underneath the wagon bus and tumbled behind it. It was then the Mysterious Mare Do Well appeared. She lifted her hind legs to hold the rolling carriage bus back while she used her fore-hooves to anchor herself down. She managed to bring the carriage bus to a stop just inches before she could be pushed right off the cliff. The ponies in the wagon cheered.

    "Oh thank you, Mare Do We-e..." A pony named Wisp had jumped out to thank the mare but the masked pony has already made her way across some hills in the distance and disappeared. Rainbow was left stunned once more.

    "I can't believe it," said Rainbow, "Mare do well is stronger than me? Well, a hero is more than just muscle, and she's gonna learn that the hard way."

    Elsewhere in Ponyville, some construction workers were working on a new building. One pony named, Crafty Crate, was operating a crane to lift up some heavy wood planks. As he was managing the controls, one of the levers became jammed, causing the crane to swing the heavy wood planks back and forth dangerously. Crafty Crate tried to un-stick the lever, but then the entire control panel short-circuited. Rainbow was flying overhead and saw the commotion below.

    "Huh?" said Rainbow as she saw the crane was about to lose the wood planks as the rope holding them was breaking, "Never fear, your friendly neighbor-Whoa!" Rainbow was cut off from her introduction as the wood planks came flying at her. As she moved out of the way, the wood planks crashed into the constructed building, causing it to become unstable and some of the materials from the building started to come falling down. Several construction worker ponies began to run about to avoid getting hit by the falling materials.

    "Never fear-" Rainbow tried to do her intro again but then had to stop and avoid getting hit by falling materials herself, "Uh! I'm coming! Hold on! Whoa!"

    "Look!" said a pony named Jack Hammer. There standing on top of the crane was Mare Do Well and Crafty Crate cheered as the masked pony easily avoided the falling materials, getting to a frightened construction worker and got them to safety. Meanwhile, Rainbow watched the masked pony with annoyance until she noticed a large collection of bricks came tumbling down towards another pony, whose name was Jim Beam. Rainbow wasted no time swooping in to pick him up and carry him out of the way, but she was having some close calls with all the falling materials.

    "Look out for the- Watch out for falling- On your left! Ah! The other left!" Jim Beam shouted as Rainbow struggled to dodge the falling materials, but she managed to get Jim Beam to safety just as the building came tumbling down. Jim Beam just looked agape before passing out, not even bothering to say thank you.

    "Well, Mare Do Well, or should I call you Mare Do Slow?" Rainbow boasted. "You're gonna have to pick up the pace if you wanna complete with me, 'cause I move like lightning."

    "Actually, she saved all of us!" said Rivet as several other construction worker ponies stood beside the pony, including the one Rainbow had tried to save, "We owe her our lives!" The other construction ponies all cheered for Mare Do Well. Rainbow sat on the ground, making the face of a pony who looked liked she had been told by the Wonderbolts that she would never be a great flyer. The other construction ponies just walked away and left her alone. Once Rainbow has recovered, she growled angrily.

    "Okay, she's strong, fast, and somehow knows what's gonna happen ahead of time," said Rainbow to herself sternly, "I've gotta step up my game." Rainbow then took to the skies once more. It wasn't much longer before her flying had taken her to the outskirts of town where the Ponyville Dam was located. As she flew by, she noticed that there was a small crack in the dam wall and gasped.

    "If the dam breaks, the whole town will be flooded!" said Rainbow, "Looks like Ponyville needs a hero!" Rainbow then pushed her hoof against the crack to seal it.

    "Easy peasy," Rainbow told herself, not even noticing her touching the wall had made the cracking worse, "My game is officially back on. If only somepony were here to pat me on the back. Eh I guess I'll have to do it myself-" Just as Rainbow went to do so, the dam wall broke and water rushed right at Rainbow. The blue Pegasus yelped as the rushing water swept her away.

    "Help!" Rainbow screamed as she went under and had to spit out a fish that had somehow swam into her mouth, "Help!" Rainbow began to panic as she struggled not to get dragged under the water. Then she found a nearby log sticking out for her to grab onto. Rainbow was relieved until she saw who it was that rescued her. For it was the masked Mare Do Well herself.

    "You?!" Rainbow exclaimed angrily, as if her pride hadn't suffered enough lately, "I supposed you want me to thank-" Rainbow was then cut off as Mare Do Well removed her hat to reveal a unicorn horn. She then used her magic to collect various rocks and used them to rebuild and repair the dam.

    "You've gotta to be kidding me," Rainbow exclaimed agape as some ponies watching in the distance cheered for Mare Do Well. The masked pony waved to the ponies before making herself scarce. By now, Rainbow was climbing out of the water and shaking the excess water off her body.

    "Lemme get this straight," said Rainbow to herself, "She's strong, she's agile, and she's magic? How do I compete with that?" Rainbow then plopped onto her back, but then sat back up quickly when she realized something.

    "Wait a minute," Rainbow continued, "I do have a leg up on her. And that leg is...wings! Hah! Take that, Mare Do Well!" Rainbow began to fly about confidently until somepony zoomed past her, making her spin about. Rainbow looked to see that it was Mare Do Well, flying with her own wings. The ponies cheered for her again as she flew by.

    "Oh, for the love of Pete," Rainbow exclaimed.

    Later at Sugarcube corner, Rainbow was just sulking to herself as her friends continued to talk about Mare Do Well and enjoy some freshly made sweet treats.

    "Gotta hand it to the girl," said Applejack as she helped herself to a buffet table of sweet treats, "that Mare Do Well sure can pull off some pretty heroic feats."

    "I must say, I was impressed by that spell she used to fix the dam," said Twilight as she, Mario, and Fluttershy sat at a nearby table, "Seems like something like that would take quite a bit of study."

    "Indeed it would," said Mario, "It took me a long time to master even the most basic building and repairing spell. To do a dam means she's very advanced in construction magic. Most impressive." Fluttershy smiled in agreement until Rainbow just growled in irritation, crossing her fore-hooves to pout.

    "She really cares about everypony's safety," Fluttershy added.

    "Have you seen her costume?" Rarity said next as she used her magic to hold a cup of tea, "It is to die for! If you ask me, she's a hero of fashion!"

    "And she's modest and humble," said Applejack, "She lets her actions speak for themselves. Gotta admire that."

    "I find her very pretty," said Mario, earning a fierce glare from Twilight.

    "Excuse me?" Twilight asked, clearly jealous. Mario smirked.

    "Are you jealous?" Mario teased. Twilight glared, but the blush on her cheeks betrayed her as she looked away with a huff, as everyone, minus Rainbow, snickered.

    I thought I was pretty, Mario! Rainbow grunted under her breath, feeling more and more agitated. Mario was the only male pony in her life, minus her father, that ever said she looked pretty and hearing him call Mare Do Well pretty really got on her nerves.

    "She's great," said Spike as he wrote in his notebook.

    "I didn't say that," Rainbow snapped, getting in the dragon's face.

    "Sounds like somepony's jealous," said Twilight, "not just of Mario Do Well, but also that Mario thinks she's pretty. I had no idea you liked Mario."

    "Who, me?" Rainbow retorted.

    "Rainbow Dash is jealous," Spike wrote and then added with a chuckled, "and appears to harbor a crush on Mario."

    "Don't write that, Spike!" Rainbow retorted angrily as the other begin to laugh.

    "Correction: Rainbow Dash is very jealous," Spike wrote smugly, "and does admit to having a crush on Mario."

    "Fine! Laugh all you want," Rainbow yelled angrily, "but I'll be the one laughing when I prove to you all that I'm just as good-no, that I'm a better hero than Mare Do Well!"

    "And about your crush?" Applejack asked with a smirk.

    "I'm so over it!" Rainbow retorted, "He's better off with Twilight anyway! She's the one who likes old fashion things that are so out of date!" Mario growled angrily as Rainbow took off. The others just looked at her apathetically, even Rarity giving her jealousy a shrug until they heard Mario pounding the floor with his fore-hooves and gritting his teeth. These remarks about him being out of date were really starting to hurt.

    "Easy sugarcube," said Applejack, "it's all a part of our plan. Rainbow didn't mean that."

    "I'm a really that obsolete to everypony?" Mario asked, feeling very upset.

    "Of course not, darling," said Rarity, "Just because you're not the center of attention doesn't mean you're out of date. You're still the fastest, kindest, sweetest, and most caring unicorn we've ever met. Anypony who can't see that doesn't deserve your time or attention."

    "You're our friend and we love you," Fluttershy added as she hovered next to him.

    "We accept you for who you are," said Twilight, "it's why...I like you." Mario smiled as they all shared a group hug together. While Mario felt better, he was still hurt by Rainbow's remark.

    Outside the shop, Rainbow was on patrol as she flew about looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, things in town had gotten rather quiet. Ponies were just doing their daily business as Rainbow peaked from behind a house rooftop.

    "Huh, no signs of trouble here," said Rainbow, "Darn it." She then flew towards the steep hill but found it empty as well.

    "Buses and baby carriages are always careening down this hill," Rainbow complained, "Where is an out-of-control vehicle when you need one?!" She continued to hover about.

    "Rrgh, there are absolutely no freak natural disasters going on anywhere!" Rainbow grumbled, "How am I supposed to prove myself when everything's so normal and safe?" Rainbow then noticed Granny Smith wobbling about with her purse at hoof, making the blue Pegasus gasp.

    "Hold it right there Granny Smith," said Rainbow as she flew down to the elderly apple pony, "You don't have to pretend with me. I can see that you're in way over your head here!" The elderly pony then put a hearing horn to her ear, for she hadn't heard a word the blue Pegasus had said.

    "Eh, what's that?" Granny Smith asked.

    "You're putting on a brave face, I get it," said Rainbow, trying to sound sympathetic, "But you don't have to anymore. I'll help you cross the street!" Rainbow then got behind the elderly pony and began to push her forward.

    "Actually, I can cross the street just fine!" Granny Smith protested, grunting as Rainbow continued to push her forward and Granny tried to resist.

    "Don't worry!" said Rainbow, "You're in extremely...capable...hooves!" Granny Smith began to panic as Rainbow refused to take a hint to leave her be.

    "Back off!" Granny Smith shouted until they were on the other side of the street.

    "Here we are!" said Rainbow, panting a bit before she recovered, "Safe and sound. A good and heroic citizen deserves a little recognition, don't you think?"

    THWACK!

    Rainbow got recognition alright. A good smack in the face with Granny Smith's purse.

    "I didn't wanna cross the street in the first place!" Granny Smith snapped before walking away squeaking and grunting to herself. Rainbow felt a little down until she heard the sound of someone grunting nearby. Apparently a pony named Amethyst Star, along with a little filly, named Liza Doolots, were having a picnic and the adult pony was having trouble opening a jar of peanut butter with her magic. Rainbow gasped.

    "Somepony's in trouble!" Rainbow announced as she flew over to them as Amethyst Star continued to grunt.

    "You'd better let me handle this, ma'am!" said Rainbow, "For your own safety, I must ask you to stand back."

    "Oh, brother," said Amethyst Star, rolling her eyes. Rainbow dramatically cracked her neck twice before she grunted loudly to try and open the jar of peanut butter. Rainbow tried hard, even using her teeth to open it, but it was no good. All Rainbow did was embarassed herself and Amethyst Star was most annoyed as Liza Doolots just looked at Rainbow blankly. Rainbow just smiled sheepishly as Amethyst Star sternly grabbed the jar away from her, tapped it a few times against the side of a nearby water fountain. Then Rainbow simply popped the top off easily.

    "Ta-da!" said Rainbow, trying to save face and attract attention.

    "Uh...thanks," said Amethyst Star half-heartedly.

    "How would you describe what I just did?" Rainbow asked eagerly, "Would you say I was amazing?"

    "Aren't you milking this a bit?" Amethyst Star point out.

    "Please, just answer the question!" Rainbow retorted, "Was I, or was I not, amazing?"

    "Oh, you were amazing alright," Amethyst Star remarked, her tone full of sarcasm, "An amazingly-"

    "Oh, look!" said Rainbow, zooming away before Amethyst Star could answer. She then grabbed a self-powered lawnmower and started pushing it forward, making it rattle as Rainbow began to mow the park grass at a very fast pace.

    "Another great feat of heroism!" said Rainbow proudly as she finished the job, "I have just saved that grass!"

    "From what?" a pony named Pine Breeze asked.

    "From weeds!" Rainbow answered as she squatted down and examined the grass up close, "Weeds that were attempting to eat this lawn!" The other ponies just gave her funny and annoyed looks.

    "Lame..." Liza Doolots remarked.

    "Whatever," said another pony as they all walked away.

    "Aw, who am I kidding?" said Rainbow sadly, suddenly realizing just how desperate she was getting for attention. Then Rainbow heard the words she hoped she would never have to hear:

    "Rainbow was great, but now she's out of date."

    She then remembered Mario's words not too long ago.

    One of these days, Rainbow. You're gonna learn what it's like to have your fans move on from you and admire somepony else. Let's see you laugh at me then...

    "I get it, Mario," said Rainbow sadly as she buried her face under her fore-arms, "You were right..." Rainbow just sat there for a long time before finally flying away. She thought of going to Mario to talk to him, but then remembered how she had insulted Mario and she figured the unicorn colt would be too angry with her to listen. As she arrived at Mario's home, she noticed him looking through a book. Judging by the sad look on his face, she figured he was looking at some pictures of his days when he was the center of attention. She also noticed that Charlie was shinning one of his old track trophies before putting it back into a cardboard box. Rainbow felt her eyes water, before snorting to herself.

    "Just because Mario's accepted being out of date doesn't mean I have to do the same," she told herself as she headed home. But it was only a few days later that Rainbow was sitting alone in a thunder cloud. The thundercloud rumbled as if to emphasize her dreary mood as she sat on top of it.

    "All anypony talks about is Mare Do Well this and Mare Do Well that," said Rainbow, "What about me? I mean...have I changed?" Rainbow then noticed a few young ponies now dressed up in Mare Do Well costumes. She stood up and examined herself.

    "Same sleek body. Same flowing mane," Rainbow told herself as she gave her mane a brush for her fore-hoof, "Same spectacular hooves. Nope, I'm still awesome. They're wrong." Rainbow flew upright for a moment before she sumped back to her cloud. "But...then...why am I all alone? I hate being all alone...I wonder if this was how Mario felt after he was left alone. Ugh...I'm never gonna tease him about feeling out of date ever again!" She had just buried her face into her fore-hooves again when a certain orange filly appeared below.

    "Hey Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo called out.

    "I knew it!" said Rainbow as she flew down to the filly, "No need to apologize, squirt. Anypony could make that mistake." Rainbow gave Scootaloo a noogie for good measure.

    "Mistake?" said Scootaloo puzzled, "What mistake?" Rainbow then went on defense.

    "Wait a minute," said Rainbow skeptically, "why are you here?"

    "To invite you to join us!" Scootaloo answered, "We're heading off to the thank you parade for Ponyville's greatest hero. The mysterious Mario Do Well." Scootaloo smiled widely and excitedly. Rainbow could feel her heartbreak. Even her biggest fan had moved on, but despite how much she was hurting, Rainbow didn't show it.

    "No! No way!" Rainbow retorted angrily, "Can't you see I-I wanna be alone? I love being alone!" Rainbow turned her back against the orange filly with her fore-hooves crossed. But inwardly, she was hoping Scootaloo would ask what was wrong.

    "Oh okay," said Scootaloo, "See you later then." The orange filly then walked away.

    "Yeah, right," Rainbow pouted bitterly, "like I'm gonna thank her." She then mouthed mockingly, "Thank you, Mare Do Well, for ruining e-" Rainbow then got an idea.

    "Hey, squirt!" Rainbow shouted, "Wait up!" The blue Pegasus went to catch up to Scootaloo and was soon amongst the crowds of ponies that were there to cheer for Mare Do Well. Mayor Mare wasted no time taking center stage.

    "Welcome to Ponyville's first, but surely not last, thank you parade," Mayor Mare announced, "in honor of our city's greatest hero, the mysterious Mare Do Well!" The ponies cheered as the said masked pony made her appearance by breaking through a large banner before the crowd. Several of them were holding signs and banners with her picture on them. Rainbow just glared at her jealously. Eventually, she couldn't take it anymore and she flew into the masked pony's face.

    "The mysterious Mare Do Well, huh?" Rainbow retorted sternly, making the other ponies gasp, "So what are you hiding? Let's see how mysterious you are without your mask!" Rainbow went to pull the mask off with her teeth, but she missed and Mare Do Well run off as fast as she could. Mare Do Well wasted no time ducking down a street. Rainbow smirked as she attempted to cut her off by taking another path. She immediately jumped out on her hind legs to surprise the masked mare, but she was nowhere to be found and actually outsmarted Rainbow as she ran by from another direction. Rainbow began to pursue her again by flying. She was so determined to catch Mare Do Well that she nearly missed a turn and had to recover and catch up. As Mare Do Well headed down one road and Rainbow was right behind her, she managed to get behind Rainbow and take off in another direction. Rainbow wasted no time turning around to continue the pursuit when she saw the masked mare running off in another direction. Rainbow rushed toward the background just as the masked mare ran past the foreground. As Rainbow went to continue the pursuit, she heard a whistle and Mare Do Well was running by in the background again.

    "What the hay?" Rainbow remarked as she continued to give chase until she found herself in a dead end. Rainbow looked up and saw the masked mare jump off the top of a wall. She gritted her teeth and followed as the masked mare ducked inside a tunnel of stairs as Rainbow started to gain some ground, but then she heard another whistle and, once again, Mare Do Well was now behind her running in another direction.

    "Grr..." Rainbow grunted angrily before changing directions again to pursue. She then came to a stop as she found a ladder and quickly flew up to the roof. She squatted down to avoid being seen and then found Mare Do Well pacing about the street at a slow pace. Since Rainbow had given herself high ground advantage, she was able to air dive right into Mare Do Well and pinned her down.

    "I got you now!" Rainbow said triumphantly, "Alright Miss Mysterious! Mystery...solved!" Rainbow then pulled off the masked and then yelped as she saw who it was behind the mask.

    "P-p-p-p-Pinkie?!" Rainbow exclaimed as she saw two more ponies dressed as Mare Do Well appeared, each one removed their mask, leaving the blue Pegasus dumbfounded, "Whudda-hud-d-duh- hud-d-duh- huh?! Twilight?! Applejack?! There were three of you?!" All three ponies smiled at her.

    "Yup, we all played Mare Do Well at different times," said Twilight.

    "I stopped the carriage bus with these buddies, Bucky McGillicuddy and Kicks McGee," said Applejack as she lifted each hind leg to emphasize her point.

    "I save the construction workers with my Pinkie sense," said Pinkie when her tail began to twitch and she immediately pushed Rainbow out of the way as a flower pot crashed beside them.

    "Sorry!" said Cherry Berry from above.

    "It's alright," said Pinkie with a smile.

    "And I used my magic to fix the dam," said Twilight as she removed her hat to show Rainbow her glowing horn.

    "Ooh, ooh!" said Fluttershy as she flew next to Twilight, "And I did the flyby afterwards."

    "I made the costumes," Rarity added as she got into Rainbow's face, "Fabulous if I do say so myself."

    "And I created a warp pipe network on the fly so they could get the each disaster location and then make the exit without leaving a trace," said Mario, "It worked very well considering I slapped it together last minute." Rainbow just said nothing as she walked away from them.

    "I don't understand," said Rainbow as she turned to face them, "Why? Don't you want me to be a hero?"

    "Of course we want you to be a hero," Twilight answered.

    "But a real hero doesn't brag," Applejack added with a smirk.

    "Uh, I guess I did start to brag a little," Rainbow admitted sheepishly.

    "A little?!" the six ponies retorted sternly, knocking Rainbow to her back.

    "Okay, a lot," Rainbow admitted as she sat up.

    "Celebrating your accomplishments is natural," said Twilight, "But..."

    "...Rubbin' them in everypony's face is not," said Applejack and glanced at Mario, "especially when other ponies have learned their lesson and are looking to redeem themselves. Being told their "out of date" hurts their feelings." Mario just nodded in agreement.

    "Yeah, the only thing that should be rubbed in anypony's face is chocolate cake," said Pinkie and began to slurp her face as the others watched her with funny looks.

    "I think we're getting off topic here," said Applejack.

    "Hey!" Mario retorted.

    "I meant the chocolate cake rubbin'," Applejack responded.

    "Oh, okay," said Mario, feeling a little sheepish he had misinterpreted Applejack.

    "What we're trying to say is," said Twilight, "it's great to be really good at something, but it's important to act with grace and humility." Rainbow just looked down at herself for a moment.

    "Ohhhh," said Rainbow, "That makes loads more sense." She then took to the skies and hovered above them, "Yeah. You're right. And I guess I should've also act with grace and humility when others outshine me. Like Mare Do Well." The others smiled in agreement.

    "I'd like to add something else to that if I can," said Mario as the others looked at him, "Just because one pony has the center of attention, doesn't mean that those who have accomplished great things are obsolete or out of date. We will all have our moments in the spotlight and just because our good deeds and achievements might go unnoticed doesn't mean that they are less important. True friends will always be there for us to celebrate our success and they will be there to remind us that we are special."

    "Sounds like you both got letters to write to the Princess," said Twilight with a wink.

    "Already got it covered," said Spike, "As Rainbow's ghost writer, I've already penned a letter to the Princess. Sorry, Mario, I didn't write you one." Mario just sighed.

    "No biggie," Mario replied with a smile and made his letter appear next to him, "I wrote it as I was telling it to everypony."

    "That's nice of you, Spike," said Rainbow, "But I really wanna write this letter myself."

    "Aww, come on," Spike whined, "I wrote the whole thing already!"

    "Okay, let's hear it," said Rainbow. Spike cleared his throat as he unrolled the sheet of paper.

    "Dear Princess Cel-"

    "Look out!" Rainbow called out, "It's a real ghost!" Mario then used his magic to summon an illusion of what appeared to be a white floating blob with a creepy face on it. Pinkie and Spike yelped and ran away screaming as Mario made the "ghost" disappear and everyone laughed. Rainbow was then surprised when Twilight offered her a sheet of paper and a quill. Rainbow then took the pin and winked before she got to writing her letter. Once she had finished, she gave it to Mario, who used his magic to send them away since Spike was currently running for his life.

    "Mario?" said Rainbow gently as she landed beside him.

    "Yes Rainbow?" Mario asked.

    "Can...can we talk alone please?" Rainbow asked timidly. Mario nodded as they bid their friends farewell and headed to his house. Twilight just looked at them with a skeptical smile on her face.

    "You're gonna spy on them aren't you?" Applejack asked. Twilight just smiled and teleported away. The others just shook their heads at what was clearly pure jealousy. It wasn't long before Rainbow and Mario arrived and the former was surprised to see Charlie wearing a butlers suit as he opened the door.

    "You made Charlie your butler?" Rainbow asked.

    "No," said Mario, "He just likes to be useful." He turned to the baby koala. "You've done your job for today. So go chillax little buddy." Mario and Charlie shared a quick high five/hoof as the koala headed upstairs and Mario and Rainbow took a seat on the sofa. By now Twilight had arrived just outside the house and was using a spell that enhanced her hearing so she could hear the conversation. Rainbow looked at Mario sadly.

    "I'm really sorry for calling you out of date," said Rainbow, "I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I kind of got a taste of what it feels like to be called that. It really hurts. I don't understand why I keep acting like I have to come down on others or rub my achievements in their faces just to feel awesome. It's bad enough I still do that to Fluttershy and you, especially when all you've ever done was be good supportive friends." Rainbow sniffled a bit.

    "Tell me Rainbow," said Mario, "Is that why you feel the need to be awesome all the time and that you won't allow yourself to fail at all?"

    "Because I have a reputation to keep up," said Rainbow, "You saw how much ponies adore me when I'm awesome. Then look what happened when someone else started getting all that attention and I made a fool of myself. I was either ignored or declared lame and out of date. I just wanted to feel useful and special and...when I can't be there for anypony. I feel so...worthless. Like I had failed to be a good pony, a good friend..."

    "I understand that completely, Rainbow," said Mario, "and I know exactly how that feels."

    "I know and yet I was too dumb to realize it until after the fan ponies moved on from me," said Rainbow sadly, "I heard what you said when I was bragging the other day. I can't imagine how hard it was when everypony moved on from you, and then you had to deal with the fact you might never been able to run again, let alone walk. I don't even understand how you could overcome something like that. At least for me, I can pick myself up and keep being awesome while trying to be humble and more empathetic to others who don't get that moment in the spotlight. You weren't even given that much! You were set aside, never to get a second chance to learn and be a better racer and a better pony. Just thinking if that had happened to me just...just...oh not again..." Rainbow felt tears as she began to cry.

    "It's okay. I forgive you, Dashie," said Mario as he held the blue Pegasus close, "I know you just let your ego get the better of you. Now you can be a better pony while still be awesome!" Rainbow chuckled despite her falling tears.

    "Thanks, but the truth is," said Rainbow, "I've been dealing with this my whole life! Ponies just have never took me seriously growing up, whether it's because of my ego or just because I'm more of an athlete then girly. Let not forget all those times I was crashing when trying my flying tricks. Those three colts you meet during the Young Flyers Competition were just three of many who used to tease me. You're the first colt whoever...treated me right. You respected me not just as an athlete, but like a girl too. I feel like I can embrace my girly side around you without feeling dumb about it. Don't tell anypony, but...that was why I leaned against your shoulder during that picnic. And...I actually was enjoying wearing that bow, because you made me feel pretty that day..." Now Twilight was listening more attentively. While she had shed a few tears at Rainbow's touching monologue about her insecurities, her jealousy was back the moment she heard this part of the conversation.

    "So, you do have a crush on me?" Mario asked as Rainbow sniffled a bit.

    "Yes, but...I know you're heart is with Twilight," Rainbow answered, "I can respect that and I hope you two find that happily ever after and all that mush. It's why I never said anything. I really didn't want to have a crush on you."

    "Well thanks alot!" Mario said, rather offended.

    "No! No, that's not what I meant," Rainbow said, trying to correct herself, "Like I said before, it's just that I know your heart is with Twilight and you just treat me differently from other colts I've known growing up. I'm just worried that I won't find another colt who will treat me as well as you do. Do you just how rare it is to find a colt like you in Equestria? Having lightning strike twice in the exact some spot is easier!" Mario just chuckled as he gave Rainbow another hug.

    "I'm sure you will Rainbow," said Mario as they pulled away, "He's out there somewhere and when you find him. He's gonna love and accept for both your strengths as well as your weakness. He'll treat you with respect and treat you like a lady. I'll see to that myself cause no one is gonna mess with your heart as long as I'm your best friend and I'll always love you." Twilight suddenly felt her jealousy disappear as she just smiled to herself, seeing Mario only loved Rainbow as a good friend.

    "That is the cheesiest thing I've ever heard from your mouth," said Rainbow bluntly before smiling, "But also the sweetest. Thanks for hearing me out and for being my best friend. And let's get one thing straight: You. Are. Cool and Awesome! Being an egghead doesn't mean you are anything less, got it?"

    "Sure," said Mario as he raised a fore-hoof, "Best friends?"

    "More like a bro and sis who are totally awesome!" said Rainbow as she finished his hoof-bump and they chuckled. She then flew over to the front door and opened it, making Twilight tumble inside on her back.

    "We knew you were there this whole time," Rainbow said plainly as she hovered above the purple pony. Twilight just giggled sheepishly with bright pink cheeks as Mario and Rainbow chuckled.

    "So uit being so jealous," Rainbow continued, "Mario loves me like a sister and I love him like my brother. End. Of. Story." She then leaned into her face. "But if you don't realize how awesome he is, then I might just take him for myself!"

    "What?!" said Twilight shocked.

    "Gotcha!" Rainbow shouted as she and Mario laughed. Twilight just huffed and pouted to herself, but deep down all she wanted to do at the moment was find a nice pile of books and stay underneath them for a while.

    The next day, Rainbow was dragging Mario towards the Carousel Boutique. Mario was rather puzzled as to why Rainbow wanted to bring him here.

    "What's going on?" Mario asked annoyed as he rubbed his sore fore-hoof, "Did you actually want to go dress or accessory shopping or something?"

    "Uh...not ready for that yet," said Rainbow, "I just wanted you to see what was going on inside! I think you'll like what you're about to see!" Mario looked at her skeptically, but then gasped as he peeked through the window. There before him was a small group of young fillies gathered together. All of them were wearing yellow tees with pink hearts that had Mario's face on the center. The area was loading with pictures and banner of him, even some streamers in his favorite color: yellow. Some noticeable fillies included: Apple Bloom, Dinky Doo, Liza Doolots, Twist and even...Silver Spoon?! How she got away from Diamond Tiara to attend something like this was beyond him. Standing at the pulpit was Sweetie Belle, wearing that same tee and even a beret similar to the one he wore outside but with a letter M on it.

    "I hereby call the official Mario Star Fan Club to order!" said Sweetie Belle, "Before we begin, let's us all sing the club theme song together!"

    "Yay!" the other fillies cheered. Sweetie Belle used her sweet voice to sing a song that didn't have any words but a rather catchy tune. The rest of the fillies sang along.

    (You guessed it: the original Super Mario Bros theme.)

    Rainbow chuckled.

    "Guess you still have fans after all," she told him, "Sweetie Belle came up with the theme song herself. They've been meeting for weeks now and I stumbled upon the club when on one of my flights. Pretty awesome huh?"

    Mario just smiled.

    Well, hope you enjoyed the alternate ending to the Mysterious Mare Do Well. I don't meant to make Rainbow too soft, but the point is that she just finds it easier to confide in him. Plus some were speculating that she and Mario could be together and I wanted to address that issue now rather than later.

    I had hinted back in season 1 that Sweetie Belle wanted to come up with a theme song for Mario. You had to expect this song was gonna come up sooner or later.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    37. Sweet and Elite

    Sweet And Elite

    Pony's Log Number 209: It is very easy for a pony to get lost in the joys of being accepted and popular, but it often comes at the cost of losing the value of who you are, where you come from, and the friendships you have...

    Today in Canterlot, Rarity and Mario had arrived there on official business. But what Rarity didn't expect was for Princess Celestia to set up some staying arrangement for her. She was still in shock as Princess Celestia opened the door so Rarity could see her suite at the top of one of the towers.

    "Here?" Rarity gasped as she and Mario walked inside, "I get to stay here?"

    "Twilight Sparkle said you were coming to Canterlot for a visit," Princess Celestia explained, "and asked if I might accommodate you. Plus you are friends of my son and I wanted to make sure you were taken care of. I always enjoy it when my son comes to Canterlot." Mario nuzzled her side lovingly. Opal had already made herself at home and was stroking her claws on the bed and purring.

    "That's very sweet of you, Mom," said Mario as Rarity looked around her room with awe.

    "Thank you so much, Princess," said Rarity.

    "You're very welcome," Princess Celestia replied.

    "No, really," said Rarity, "This is so nice of you."

    "It's nothing, really," Princess Celestia remarked.

    "Oh, but it isn't nothing, it's everything!" said Rarity, feeling overwhelmed, "I just don't know to say but thank you, thank you!" She kissed one of Princess Celestia's hooves.

    "Thank you." She kissed her hooves again.

    "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Rarity continued to kiss her hooves as Princess Celestia just looked rather uncomfortable.

    "You are very we-"

    "Thank you!" Rarity said to her face dramatically. Mario chuckled to himself.

    "I thought you would be used to ponies doing that to you," Mario remarked. Princess Celestia glared at him.

    "Let's see if you like it when ponies do it to you," Princess Celestia replied. Mario looked at her stunned and with a puzzled face.

    "I don't ever see that happening, Mom," said Mario, "I may have been raised by you, but I'm not of royal descent. Besides, I've accepted the fact that the Canterlot Elite will never accept me."

    "Oh that's just stinking thinking, darling," said Rarity, "I'm sure if they will respect you more once they see what a great fashion designer you've become."

    "You're a fashion designer?" said Celestia surprised.

    "Indeed," Rarity answered for Mario, "You're son has quite the artistic talents, as well as proficient sewing skills."

    "Oh, I know," said Princess Celestia, "I couldn't tell you how many times I caught Mario practicing on my sewing machine in secret, even jammed the thing a few times too." Mario blushed and smiled sheepishly before looking away. They just chuckled to each other when they heard the sound of somepony struggling behind them. It was the Bags Valet colt trying to carry Rarity's huge load of baggage.

    "Your luggage, mademoiselle?" said the Bag Valet, panting heavily and struggling to stand up.

    "I'll leave you to get settled," said Princess Celestia as she took her leave, "See you later my son, don't let Rarity push you too hard."

    "Yes Mom," said Mario.

    "Your highness," said Bags Valet as he tried to bow despite all the luggage on his back as Princess Celestia made her exit.

    "Enjoy your stay," said Princess Celestia as she left.

    "Thank you!" Rarity called out as she ran out of her guest room and watched Celestia descend the staircase. Rarity then returned shortly after to see the Bags Valet was just standing there.

    "Where would you like me to put these?" he asked, his voice straining before the pile of luggage toppled down on him. Mario flinched as the Bags Valet was literally buried alive.

    "That's perfect," said Rarity plainly with a smile. Mario just sighed and got to work helping the Bags Valet out of the luggage so Rarity could unpack.

    (Theme song)

    Once Rarity was unpacked and paid a very generous tip to the Bags Valet for his services, and sore back, Mario had taken Rarity into the heart of Canterlot's shopping district. It was there that various ponies of high class stature were walking down the streets with smug and snooty faces. While Mario had grown up being around these types of ponies, he had always hated that stuck up atmosphere these ponies presented themselves with. However, Rarity seemed to thrive in it. In fact, being with Rarity seemed to take his mind off the snooty ponies so he could enjoy himself. For the moment, he and Rarity were at a cafe enjoying what seemed to be the equivalent to a latte. Mario had the same type of drink. They were also wearing some fancy hats for the occasion. Rarity had on a pink floppy hat with a white band and purple brooch on the side. Mario had on a black fedora with a red band as well as his work glasses. Opal was also with them with her own saucer of milk that was served by a fancy waiter. Even Charlie, donning a nice suit Rarity made for him and a top hat with some warm milk served in a cup.

    "Opal, Mario, Charlie, do you know what I love about Canterlot?" Rarity asked as they all took a sip of their drinks at once.

    "What, Rares?" Mario asked as Charlie held his cup.

    "Ahh, everything!" said Rarity, "I may have been born in Ponyville, but I am a Canterlot pony at heart." They all took another sip of their drinks at once, "Now, I know that we are here to pick up some fabrics from the shop, but Twilight was such a dear to get me that suite at the castle, I simply must make her something to express my gratitude. Hmm...Ooh!" Rarity then noticed a few more high class ponies walking by and notices one of the mare wearing a very pretty dress.

    "An outfit for her birthday party this weekend! Perfect!" said Rarity.

    "Mind if I come up with the design?" Mario asked, "I've been having some trouble coming up with the perfect birthday gift for Twilight. Ever since she opened the door for dating, I really want to give her something that shows just how much I love her. I present I had some hoof in creating just sounds...more genuine. If you don't mind us giving her the outfit together..."

    "Not at all, darling," said Rarity, "Together, we'll create something absolutely fabulous!" She turned to the two pets, "Don't you just love it here, Opalescence? Charlie?" Opal just drink her milk quietly as Charlie smiled and raised his cup in agreement. Rarity could resist but chuckle.

    "I see you've taught him well in proper etiquette," Rarity told Mario.

    "He practically acts like a pony," said Mario, "though I find it weird he likes to sleep on top of triangular rooftops and bed supports. He also keeps writing stories that have the same intro line: "It was a dark and stormy night". I think he's been reading too many of my "Ponynuts" comic books."

    "Bel-lah!" Charlie responded by sticking his tongue out at him.

    "Good grief," Mario muttered as Rarity giggled.

    "He's your koala, Mario Star," Rarity added as she took another sip of her drink. Mario just rolled his eyes when a dark shadow appeared overhead. Mario glanced and inwardly groaned. There before him was a pastel pink pony with a lilac and white mane (very similar to Diamond Tiara's mane) and next to her was a light grey colt with dark grey hair and fancy glasses on his nose.

    Out of all the high class ponies I had to run into today, why these two?! Mario groaned to himself. These two particular ponies, in addition to one other and not including Prince Blueblood, were three of the most influential elite ponies in Canterlot. And they were also the most condescending and snobbish ponies as well. They had made it their mission to put Mario down ever since he was a foal, especially around the other high class ponies. The harsh words and the humiliation he faced before them, even when Princess Celestia was around, was still fresh on his mind. As for their third member, she had moved away after getting married, but had settled down in Ponyville (that's another story). With his fedora and glasses he was hoping that wouldn't recognize him. To his luck, it didn't seem like they did. Rarity just look at them sheepishly, especially since some whipped cream had gotten on her nose when she put her cup down.

    "Please excuse our interruption," said the grey colt, "I'm Jet Set, and this is my wife Upper Crust. We saw you from across the cafe and just had to find out..."

    "...Where did you get that simply marvelous chapeau?" Upper Crust finished. Rarity just smiled.

    "Oh this old thing?" said Rarity in her best impression of a high class tone, "Oh, it's just something I-"

    "Rarity! Hey, Rarity!" said a voice from above as she and Mario looked up to find a sand colored pony with a caramel colored mane and tail with buck teeth and a green cap on his head. He was apparently doing something on a scaffolding above, but then lost his footing and fell beside Rarity dangling by a rope tied to one of his hind legs, "Whoo! It's me, Hayseed Turnip Truck. We met at the big hoedown in Ponyville last month?"

    "Oh yes, of course," said Rarity uneasily, noticing that his shouting had attracted unwanted attention to their table, "...how are you?"

    "Good! Real good!" said Hayseed Turnip Truck before his rope snapped and his crashed to the ground.

    "Hmm..." Jet Set and Upper Crust hummed disapprovingly.

    "Oh...brilliant..." Mario muttered, he knew what their looks meant and he didn't like it at all.

    "You're from...Ponyville?" Jet Set asked Rarity.

    "Well, yeah," Rarity answered, "yes, but-"

    "She sure is!" Hayseed Turnip Truck answered for her, even shaking and rubbing Rarity's hat, "She's a real big-time fancy pants dress maker there! Probably made that purty thing she's got on her head! And over there is her big assistant, Mario Star!" Mario groaned to himself.

    Big mouth Mario said to himself as he felt someone use their magic to lift his fedora.

    "It is Mario!" said Jet Set, "We've been wondering what happened to you."

    "I'll bet," Mario remarked bitterly.

    "So he's apparently moved to Ponyville," Upper Crust added, "I had wondered how long it would take before the Princess shipped him off to a place where he belonged. He never belonged in our ranks." Mario growled inwardly, his cup on its saucer angrily.

    "Once a ruffian, always a ruffian," Jet Set added before the two laughed, "he's even been reduced to working on country fashions like that hat!"

    "I thought it looked a little country," Upper Crust remarked.

    "I told you it wasn't something you could get here in Canterlot, dear," Jet Set added.

    "Oh please," Mario retorted, "You wouldn't know high quality fashion if it smacked you in the flank!" Jet Set and Upper Crust were taken aback.

    "How rude!" said Jet Set snootily.

    "That koala has more manners than you," Upper Crust added, "which isn't saying much." Charlie glared.

    "Hmph!" Jet Set and Upper Crust together before snubbing both Mario and Rarity as they walked away. Hayseed Turnip Truck just waved them goodbye.

    "Well, they seemed real nice," he remarked in a ditzy and clueless manner. Poor Rarity was feeling tears in her eyes and her lips quivering.

    "Umm, Hayseed," said Mario gently, "Can Rarity and I have a moment alone please?"

    "Why sure thang!" Hayseed Turnip Truck answered before heading on his way. Mario then walked over the distressed unicorn and placed a fore-hoof on her cheek.

    "Rarity, please," said Mario gently, "Don't let them get to you. It's not worth it...they're..."

    "Only some of the top elite ponies in Canterlot," Rarity whimpered, "Mario, can we just go back to my suite...please?" Mario sighed before he gave Rarity a gently hug.

    "I'll go pay our check," said Mario before he pulled away and headed inside. Rarity just gave a disappointed sigh. She was still feeling rather blue as they arrived back at her suite and she used her magic to close the door, leaving the room rather dark.

    "Rarity, don't let those two get you down," Mario told her again, "They make their mission to put ponies down who they think are inferior to them. They just love pointing your flaws, your past, and even your friends just to make you look bad. You even said yourself that you and I were just as good as any other high class ponies." Rarity's face then turned into that determination.

    "You're right, Mario," said Rarity as she tossed her hat onto the bed where Charlie was napping on the back bed post and Opal was just sitting on the bed sheets and put her glasses on, ""Looked a little country", "Not something you can get in Canterlot". I'll show you something worth of Canterlot!"

    "Now that's the best friend I know and I love," said Mario as they grabbed a quill each and began to work on a new design together. It didn't take long before they had come up with a rather dazzling dress with a feathery headset.

    A couple of hours later, Mario and Rarity were rushing down the streets of Canterlot using their magic to carry multiple bags of materials. Rarity was also carrying Opal in a pet carrier saddle bag and Charlie was riding comfortably on Mario's back.

    "I don't understand why I couldn't have just summoned some of my freight cars to carry all this stuff for you," Mario remarked as they paced down the street rather quickly.

    "There was no time and we have to get started right away," said Rarity, "This new design is very ambitious, and I've already written to Twilight to let her know she'll have something beyond fabulous to wear to her party." Mario gasped.

    "You told her about the dress?" said Mario, "I thought it was a surprise!"

    "It is darling," said Rarity, "I didn't say you were going to-"

    "Look out!" Mario called out, but it was too late. Rarity crashed into someone in front of her and dropping all the bags she had been carrying. One of the bag even landed on the head of the colt she had crashed into. Rarity rubbed her head woozily as the mare, named Fleur Dis Lee, standing next to him, pulled off the bag from his head and Mario gasped.

    "Oh dear," said Mario as Charlie dusted himself off and climbed up on Mario's back. This was one colt he also knew very well. He had white furr with a baby blue mane, tail, and hooves. His face also donned a small pair of glasses and a mini mustache and a monocle on his left eye. Despite the mishap, he still had a smile on his face and Rarity gasped once she recognized him as well.

    "Fancy Pants!" she exclaimed.

    "I say, that's one way to make an introduction," said Fancy Pants as he rose to his feet and dusted himself off, Fleur Dis Lee offered him some assistance. He then noticed the colt standing next to the marshmallow pony.

    "Why...Mario?" he said surprised, "Is that you, my boy?" Mario smiled and Rarity gasped once more.

    "You...you...you know Fancy pants and never told me?" Rarity exclaimed as Mario walked up to the elite colt.

    "One doesn't go bragging about their upper class connections," Mario replied.

    "Indeed," said Fancy Pants, "I've known Mario since he was foal and he is quite a well-achieved pony. I was there when he pulled the Canterlot Express for the first time. That was certainly your finest hour if I do say so myself." Mario smiled.

    "Wasn't he the one ponies once called the Flying Unicorn?" Fleur Dis Lee added.

    "Indeed, nopony could fly down a racetrack like Mario," Fancy Pants remarked as Mario blushed a little.

    "True, but I certainly didn't handle the popularity too well," said Mario, "Not to mention my accident..."

    "My dear boy, from what I can see, you've learned from your mistakes and have managed to make a full recovery despite doctors saying otherwise," said Fancy Pants, "And it appears your still making something of yourself. Nothing to be ashamed of from what I can see." Mario smiled. Fancy Pants was one of very few elite ponies who thought well of him. He just wished Fancy Pants had been around when Jet Set and Upper Crust had been insulting him.

    "So what brings you here today?" Fancy Pants asked before looking slightly indignant to the marshmallow pony, "You seemed to be quite in a hurry."

    "Oh, goodness, I'm so sorry," said Rarity before Mario could answer, "I didn't see you there. I've just got so many bags and I was trying to get back to my suite at the castle and-" The instant Rarity mentioned staying at Princess Celestia's castle, both Fancy Pants and Fleur Dis Lee looked at her in shock.

    "You're staying at the castle?" said Fancy Pants.

    "Wh-The Princess invited me to stay in one of the suites," said Rarity, inwardly she was grateful that it had been Twilight who helped and not Mario.

    "You know the Princess?" said Fancy Pants surprised.

    "She's also one of my best friends," Mario added, "We work together to make fine couture."

    "Hmm, a pony with expensive tastes, I see," said Fleur Dis Lee as she used her magic to hand Rarity one of her bags, "Mario certainly has fine taste when it comes to mares." Mario blushed as Rarity giggled at his expense.

    "Mario is quite charming, but as for my bags," Rarity explained with a pant, "it's for an ensemble I'm making for a friend. Her birthday is in a few days. Again, I am really sorry I bumped into you. Come on, Mario." Rarity began to walk away.

    "I'm not!" said Fancy Pants, stopping Rarity in her tracks and before Mario could follow. Plus Fleur Dis Lee was also leaning her fore-hooves against his backside and looking up at the sky, "Heheh, you are obviously somepony worth bumping into! And you are best friends with Mario! I have a VIP box reserved for the Wonderbolt Derby this afternoon. Would you, would you and Mario be so kind to join me and a few of my companions there?"

    "Me?" said Rarity as she used her magic to put a stunned Opal into one of the shopping bags instead of her pet carrier.

    "Us?" said Mario, leaning back and causing Charlie to tumble off again.

    "But of course, my dear," Fancy Pants answered to Rarity and then looked at Mario, "and we can have some time to catch up, my boy." Mario just looked at Rarity, unsure of what to answer, as Charlie kicked the back of Mario's leg before climbing on his back again.

    "Well, I'm, uh, ah-, no-, sure," said Rarity, stuttering a bit.

    "We'd to see you there, uh...?" Fancy Pants realized that he had never asked what her name was.

    "Rarity," the marshmallow pony answered.

    "Rarity," said Fancy Pants, "Looking forward to seeing you both there." He then walked away, Fleur Dis Lee just posed for Fancy Pants, but once she found he hadn't noticed she quickly pranced after him. Rarity just smiled excitedly while Mario looked rather worried. It wasn't much longer before they returned to her guest suite.

    "Are you sure we have the time for the derby, Rares?" Mario asked with concern, "I mean, I'd really like to catch up with Fancy Pants. He was very kind to me growing up, but...I don't want Twilight's dress to suffer for it." Rarity hummed as she paced back and forth. Mario did bring up a good point.

    "Pro: Seeing the Derby from a VIP box is a once-in-lifetime opportunity," said Rarity, "Con: As Mario mentioned, going to the Derby cuts into the amount of time we have to finish Twilight's outfit. Pro: Fancy Pants is the most important party in Canterlot. His stamp of approval could mean big things for me, er...us, here..." She then looks at their dress sketch and the empty mannequin. She then imagined herself in a fancy hat with Fancy Pants at the high class event.

    "True..." said Mario, trying to see both sides of the matter.

    "...Con: Twilight's party might not be as sophisticated as the Derby, but that doesn't mean I should put all my energy into creating her birthday ensemble," Rarity continued as she looked at her pulpit again.

    "Another good point," said Mario, "Putting all your time into the dress I mean."

    "Our Ponyville friends will appreciate our hard word more than anypony," said Rarity, "I'd hate to let them down and I know Mario wouldn't want to do that either."

    "Thank you for considering my feelings too," said Mario, "I trust your judgment so...what do you want to do? Do you think we can attend the Derby and still do a fabulous job without letting our friends down?" Rarity glared at her mannequin for a moment.

    "Yes and we won't," Rarity answered as she headed into a closet and put on a pink hat with frilly style feathers dangling from it, "Opal, Charlie, Mario and I are going to the Wonderbolts Derby as a guest of Fancy Pants!"

    "Alright!" said Mario as Rarity giggled excitedly at the two pets just glared and rolled their eyes at them before looking at the sketch on the pulpit.

    "Oh, I almost forgot something!" said Mario as he summoned a changing screen. Once he removed it, he was now wearing a brown sport coat with a white dress shirt, black tie, and a brown derby hat, "How do I look?"

    "Dashing," said Rarity with a smile. With that said, the two ponies headed towards the Wonderbolt Derby Racetrack, which was simply a few stands surrounding a cliff edge. The track itself was marked with set of two oval-like shaped clouds that were connected to each other. Hundreds of ponies were already sitting on the stands and the majority of them were wearing a hat on their head at the very minimum. The walking stairs were so narrow that Rarity and Mario both had to push their way through to the top.

    "Pardon me," said Rarity politely with Mario right behind her, "'Scuse me, 'scuse me!" Soon they reached the top of the stairs. There sitting on the topmost set of seats were Jet Set and Upper Crust. They gave the two ponies glares and snubbed them, but Mario and Rarity didn't take notice as they made their way towards another set of stairs that was roped off and had a single pony standing guard. Rarity just smiled cutely and fluttered her eye lashes at him.

    "'Scuse me, my good sir," said Mario, trying to sound proper, "Can you please let Mr. Fancy Pants that Mr. Mario and Miss Rarity are here?" The guard said nothing and refused to move. Fortunately, the elite pony had taken that moment to come down the stairs.

    "Rarity, Mario, jolly good to see you!" said Fancy Pants as he opened the rope so they could enter, "So glad you could make it!" Jet Set and Upper Crust were speechless. As Rarity and Mario, made their way to the top, they found a small group of ponies chattering with one another. Once they saw Fancy Pants, they walked over to him and continued their conversations with him. Rarity and Mario had to step aside to avoid getting trampled.

    "Everypony," Fancy Pants announced, "This is Rarity. She is staying at Canterlot Castle. And many of you remember my dear friend, Mario Star." The other ponies gasped and looked at both ponies blankly, making Mario and Rarity smile nervously. It didn't help that they began to mumble and chatter with each other in confusion.

    "Typical reaction," Mario muttered quietly to Rarity. He might have gotten used to being looked at skeptically, but it still hurt nevertheless.

    "Fillies and Gentlecolts, welcome to the Wonderbolt Derby!" said the announcer as the six Wonderbolts joining the race began to hover at the startling line, "The competitors are taking their places at the starting line, and the race will begin momentarily!"

    "I'll be rooting for Rapidfire, of course," said Fancy Pants, "He's sure to take home the Grand Prize." The other ponies nodded and mumbled in agreement.

    "I don't think he has a chance against Fleetfoot," Rarity remarked, making the ponies all look at her as Fancy Pants' guests gasped. Rarity just smiled nervously.

    "I study each Wonderbolt flyer in terms of their top speed, acceleration, size, and stamina," Mario explained on Rarity's defense, "Rapidfire might have good strengths where it counts, but Fleetfoot is very good at finding a good racing line that helps her maintain her speed." The others said nothing as the Derby trumpet was blown. Everypony headed toward the railing to watch as other ponies began to cheer. With the blow of the whistle, the Wonderbolts were off. Rarity and Mario watched excitedly as the Pegasi raced around the track. Just as they had predicted, Fleetfoot crossed the finish line first.

    "And it's Fleetfoot by a nose," said the announcer and Mario and Rarity cheered and all but Fancy Pants were left stunned.

    "Bravo, Rarity and Mario!" said Fancy Pants as he walked over to the two ponies, "I say, how did you know Fleetfoot would be victorious?"

    "Our friend Rainbow Dash talks about her all the time," Rarity explained before Mario could answer, "She says what Fleetfoot lacks in size, she makes up for in speed."

    "And who is this "Rainbow Dash"?" One of Fancy Pants' friends named Silver Frames asked.

    "Yes, Rarity," said Mario with a discreet tone of sarcasm, "Please tell them all about Rainbow Dash."

    "Uh..." Rarity stuttered and gulped, "Why...she's...she's the...the Wonderbolts' trainer, of course." Mario's eyes nearly popped out as he looked at the marshmallow pony. However, Fancy Pants believed her and was most impressed.

    "Staying at Canterlot Castle, and she knows the Pegasus training the Wonderbolts," said Fancy Pants, "I told you these two were important ponies." The ponies began to chattering around Rarity and Mario.

    "You could have just said that I know Spitfire and Fleetfoot," Mario muttered under his breath, "You know I hate lying." Rarity just nudged him firmly.

    "Just shush and go with it, darling," said Rarity replied in the same tone, "We are now important ponies." Mario discreetly rolled his eyes as he and Rarity smiled for the other ponies chattering around them.

    "Three cheers for Rarity and Mario," said Fancy Pants, "my new favorite party guests!"

    "Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray!" the other ponies cheered. Jet Set and Upper Crust, who had heard everything, just looked even more stunned than ever. Mario couldn't help but smirk as Rarity gave them a wink.

    If Rarity can promise not to lie again, Mario thought as he saw all the smiling ponies around him, I could get used to this.

    Later on, Rarity and Mario were walking down one of the streets of Canterlot with three of Fancy Pants inner ponies chatting with them.

    "...And then I said, "Puh-lease, that isn't a hat, darling, that's a natural distaste that somehow landed on top of your head"!" said Rarity and they all laughed. Mario did as well, but also rolled his eyes a bit since he didn't find the joke that funny. Mario had attempted to crack a joke himself, but it fell flat until Rarity added her own statement to it. Mario hadn't said anything else since and the other ponies seemed to pay more attention to Rarity then him anyway.

    "Oh you are a delight, Rarity, an absolute delight," said Silver Frames, "You simply must attend my art gallery opening gallery evening." She then gave a haughty laugh.

    "Oh, I'd love to," Rarity said uneasily, "but I-"

    "And let's not forget my charity auction tomorrow morning," Golden Gavel added as he got into both Rarity and Mario's faces.

    "Well, that sounds wonderful," said Rarity.

    "But we happen to be-" Mario tried to explain for Rarity but then they got cut off again.

    "And of course there's a seat for you at my dinner party tomorrow night," said Swan Song.

    "Only one?" Mario muttered to himself.

    "I'm flattered really," said Rarity, "It's just I have a project Mario and I really need to get started on, and-"

    "Oh, but Rarity!" Silver Frames protested, "I may as well close down the whole gallery if you can't attend!"

    "Only her?" Mario remarked, but was ignored.

    "My auction is for charity, dear," Golden Gavel added, "For charity..."

    "But what charity?" Mario asked, but was ignored again.

    "And my dinner party will be a distaste if you don't come," said Swan Song.

    "Again, only she is invited," Mario remarked, feeling more and more excluded before the three ponies shoved Mario out of the way and gathered around Rarity with pouting eyes and faces.

    "...of course I'll be there," said Rarity as Mario face-hoofed himself.

    "Wonderful!" said Silver Frames.

    "On, thank goodness!" added Golden Gavel.

    "Disaster averted!" Swan Song added. Rarity just smiled, but deep down she was panicking.

    It wasn't long before they had returned to their guest room and Mario was feeling rather annoyed.

    "Why'd you do that?!" he asked Rarity, "We need to get Twilight's dress ready for birthday and I wanted this dress to be the tres chic! We can't keep attending all these high class events! We already got accepted by Fancy Pants as important ponies, no need to show ourselves off!"

    "Now don't you worry about a thing, Mario," said Rarity, "Remember that I am very good with time management. We will be able attend the events and have plenty of time for Twilight's ensemble."

    "If you say so, Rares," said Mario wearily as he noticed that Opal was sleeping on the bed and Charlie was just reading while clinging to one of the bed posts.

    "Looks like we'll be spending a few more days here, Opalescence and Charlie," said Rarity as she placed a pink ribbon along the mannequin, "Turns out meeting Fancy Pants like that was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Of course, finishing Twilight's dress in time for her birthday party is still my top priority."

    "Good," said Mario.

    "But I can't possibly disappoint the Canterlot elite by rejecting their invitations now, can I?" Rarity asked as she looked through some jewelry to wear for the evening. Mario rolled his eyes.

    "Maybe you," said Mario, "But I don't think they would care of I didn't show up. You go enjoy yourself and I'm gonna see what I can do on the dress." Mario headed towards the sketch when Rarity zipped in front of him.

    "Oh Mario, but you simply must come with me!" Rarity protested, "I promise that the Canterlot elite will accept you just as they have accepted me! But I need you at my side! Pweease?" Rarity gave him the puppy dog eyes.

    "Ugh...fine," said Mario reluctantly.

    "Thank you!" said Rarity as she grabbed a tiara with her magic, "Now let's get...fabulous!" Rarity tossed the tiara into the air. As it landed on her head, some music began to play as she posed before Mario, now sparkles surround her before she brushed her eyebrows, then her mane and tail and added some hairspray, a little make up. She then rubbed Opal's head, making the cat glare at her.

    [Rarity]

    I'll be the toast of the town, the girl on the go
    I'm the type of every pony, every pony should know
    I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow
    I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know

    "Yeah, you, not me," said Mario to Charlie.

    "Of course you as well," said Rarity before pulling him away.

    "Wah!" Mario cried out as Charlie kept reading and ignored him. Rarity pushed him outside and made a pose outside the door.

    [Rarity - One can see a multi-view of Rarity's outfit for the art gallery, showing her wearing a black turtleneck, black shoes, and a magenta beret on her head. Mario had a cream and golden yellow stripped turtle neck with his brown beret. They stood together at the art gallery as several high class ponies discuss a particular artwork. Rarity just listens to them talk before giving her nod of approval and the others nod with her. Silver Frames is relieved as they continue on their way. Mario then saw another artwork and tried to give his opinion but finds himself alone. He snorted and stomped away to catch up with Rarity. Then at Golden Gavels charity auction, the auctioneer pony bangs his gavel as he offers a high end vase for bidding. Mario, wearing a grey suit and trilby hat, raises his hoof to bid, but nopony else does so. Then Rarity, wearing a magenta and pink gem encrusted dress with a headset, raises her hoof and the other ponies just gasp and soon follow her lead, shocking the auctioneer. Mario just pouted indignantly.]

    Becoming as popular as popular can be
    Making my mark, making my mark in high society
    I'm the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah
    I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know

    [Rarity - As the fancy dinner party, Rarity is wearing a blue and yellow party dress with yellow shoes and hair in an updo. Mario has a red tailcoat with dark blue bow tie and dark blue top hat and his glasses. As she sings, she notices two waiter ponies placing two different hors d'oeuvres on the table. The others wait patiently for Rarity to make the first choice. Rarity gestured for Mario to make a choice. He does, but Rarity picked the other plate and so do all the other ponies. Some even snubbing Mario for making the "wrong" choice. Mario glared as the other waiters walk away and Mario just walked off munching his choice indignantly.]

    See how they hang on every word that I speak
    My approving glance is what they all seek
    I'm the creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe
    I'm the type of pony every pony should know

    [Rarity - a brief zoom of the towers of Canterlot is seen before Rarity is seen in her gala dress as she attends an opera with another pony and Mario is forced to sit behind them with a sour look on her face. She is then wearing a white and blue stripped dress as she enjoyed Fancy Pants' Flying Yacht. Mario was just a short distance away wearing a sailor suit and hat, looking rather glum. Then as two rows of high society ponies stand before a carpet, Rarity marches before them in a yellow frilly dress with two mares next to her wearing similar style outfits. This time Mario, wearing a grey vest with a dress shirt and grey fedora, was left behind. He just snorted and walked away. Then Rarity is seen christening the launch of an airship as other ponies cheer for her. Rarity smiled as the airship flew high into the sky. Unlike, the other occasions, Mario was no longer with her.

    At home, at the opera, on a fancy yacht
    Becoming the talk, the talk of all of Canterlot
    I'm the creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe
    I'm the type of pony every pony, every pony should know

    [Rarity - She returned back to her suite, tired and her mane rather messy as she had worn a dark blue dress to another event. As she sang with a tired voice, Opal was sitting on the pulpt and pointing to the dress sketch but Rarity ignored her. Rarity then put on a pastel yellow fabric on the mannequin so it now resembled a dress with a pink necktie. Rarity tried to figure out some blue and yellow fabric for a neckline, but then just dropped it as the view showed her entire room.]

    Because I'm the type of pony
    Yes, I'm the type of pony
    Yes, I'm the type of pony every pony should know

    Rarity just sat quietly in the dark when she noticed a sheet of paper attached to her bed post. She used her magic to read the letter, but she had to use her glasses since it was dark on the room.

    Dear Rarity,

    It is clear as day who the elite really appreciate and value and it certainly isn't me. You've been so busy trying to be the pony everypony should know that you've neglected Twilight's dress and left me in the sidelines. I've had enough of trying to impress a group of ponies that clearly only are interested in you. You've clearly put your new reputation over our friendship and I'm tired of feeling abandoned. I'm going back to Ponyville and Charlie is with me. I need to find my own gift for Twilight's birthday since the dress is no longer important to you.

    Mario Star

    P.S. All I told Mom is that you needed to stay on business and I needed to return home. You're welcome!

    Rarity just sighed to herself as she just lowered her head sadly.

    "He's right," said Rarity quietly, "I've been so focused on impressing the elite that I've neglected what was my priority and I abandoned my best friend. I owe Mario a big apology..." Rarity then got herself ready for bed, making a personal goal that tomorrow she would set things right.

    The next morning was spent packing up her bags and stacking them onto the small back of the Bags Valet, who was once again struggling to hold onto everything.

    "Oh, I hope I haven't forgotten anything," said Rarity.

    "Me...too..." the Bag Valet strained.

    "We better get going," said Rarity. As Opal was sitting on a bed, Rarity used her magic to pick her up. Opal yowled as she held into the bed sheets as Rarity tucked the cat into her pet carrier.

    "I must get back to Ponyville with enough time to finish Twilight's ensemble," said Rarity, "and I hope Mario will help me with it. If he's still speaking to me..." She got ready to leave when she heard the opening to her letterbox click and a letter glided to the floor. The Bags Valet was struggling to move forward as Rarity used her magic to pick up and open the letter.

    "For me?" said Rarity surprised as she read it, "Dearest Rarity, your prescience is requested at the Canterlot garden party tomorrow afternoon. Yours, Jet Set and Upper Crust!" Rarity then gasped.

    "The Canterlot garden party!" Rarity exclaimed, "Why next to the Grand Galloping Gala, that is the premier event in Canterlot!" Rarity couldn't help but pinch the cheeks of the Bags Valet and then squealed with glee, but then realized something.

    "Oh, but if I go, I'll miss Twilight's birthday..." said Rarity, "But if I don't go, my new reputation in Canterlot as a Very Important Pony might be ruined! I might never be invited to another high society again! Friend's birthday...Very Important Pony..." Rarity winced, but then made her decision.

    "It's just too important," said Rarity before grabbing a sheet of paper and a quill as she sat down on the floor, "My Dear Twilight, I am afraid I won't be able to make it to your birthday party tomorrow, because...because Opal is quite ill, and she is in no condition to make the long journey back to Ponyville! I do hope you understand. Your friend Rarity." Rarity couldn't help but be a rather dramatic as she recited her letter and Opal just glared as she sat amongst the big load of baggage.

    "I suppose this means you don't need me to bring down your bags?" the Bag Valet asked.

    "No," Rarity answered before adding, "But, I will need some help unpacking them."

    "Oomph!" said the Bags Valet as the bags tumbled on top off him, even Opal yelped as well as the Bags Valet was buried alive. Rarity looked a tad concern, but deep down she could feel a certain colt giving her a very stern and disappointed stare at her.

    The next day, Rarity was dressed up in a very basic yellow dress and had some flowers tied into her naturally curly tail.

    "What do you think?" Rarity asked Opal, "Too much?" Opal just looked and began to lick herself snootily.

    "You're right. Too little," said Rarity as she headed towards the door and added a hat with pink flowers and blue ribbons on her head, "Ah, garden party, here I come!" Rarity opened the door when...

    "SURPRISE!" shouted five ponies at her, except for Mario who just said nothing but stayed out of view for the moment. Rarity gasped and was so surprised that she passed out. Rarity later opened her eyes slowly, seeing a familiar pink pony in her view.

    "Swoosh! And right before she hit the ground," said Pinkie, but her voice sounded faded to Rarity, "shoom, she-Hi again!" The others just looked at her as Rarity rose to her hooves.

    "What are you-how did you-Why are you-" Rarity stuttered.

    "Listen to her," said Applejack, "She's so excited to see us, she can hardly talk."

    "What I mean to say is," Rarity continued, trying to recompose herself, "what are you all doing here?"

    "When I got your letter saying you were stuck in Canterlot," Twilight explained, "I asked Pinkie Pie if it wouldn't be too much trouble to move my birthday party here, so you wouldn't have to miss it!" Pinkie nodded in agreement.

    "Balloons are super easy to pack," said Pinkie Pie as she opened a small suit case and several balloons came flying out of it. One of the deflated balloons landed on Rarity's hat.

    "Wow...First you get me a suite at Canterlot castle and now this," said Rarity, rather touched, "I don't know what to say, Twilight."

    "How about you start by saying what you're doing in that fancy getup?" Rainbow interrogated as she flew into Rarity's face. She looked at them nervously and it didn't help that Mario was giving her a death glare.

    "This? Uh-well," Rarity stuttered, "I- I always put on something a little fancy when Opal's feeling under the weather...Cheers her right up." Rarity laughed nervously as Mario rolled his eyes since he didn't believe one word she said. Even Rainbow looked at her skeptically.

    "Oh, poor Opal," said Fluttershy, believing Rarity, "Where is the sick darling?"

    "Oh, uhh, she's..." Rarity said uneasily, "Hold on a minute." She quickly slammed the door.

    "Huh?" said the other ponies, looking rather puzzled as Mario just shook his head. Inside the suite, Opal was once again just enjoying herself on the bed when Rarity used her magic to pick her up once more, including the bed sheets. Opal yowled in protest.

    "I am so sorry about this," said Rarity quickly before dragging poor Opal into the bathroom.

    "ROWR!"

    And soaking the cat in running water before setting her down. Opal gave a low growl as she shivered from being left all wet on the bed. Rarity then opened the door again.

    "She's resting on the bed," said Rarity quickly as Fluttershy rushed inside. The others then followed at a casual pace.

    "Poor baby," said Fluttershy as she cuddled the cat close, making her yowl again, "She looks awful. Opal just growled, wishing she could tell Fluttershy the truth about her "sickness". Rarity noticed that Mario was still glaring.

    "I should expose you right now!" Mario warned under his breath before Rarity pushed him outside the door so they could talk in private.

    "Mario, please, don't please!" Rarity pleaded, "They don't need to know! Look, I'll...I'll go to Twilight's party. I'll even wear this dress! Okay? Just please, please don't tell them what's really going on!" Rarity was literally kneeling before him. Mario just huffed.

    "You...are...so...lucky I'm a merciful pony," said Mario slowly, not hiding his anger, "But you better come clean before the night is over or first thing in the morning, I'm telling them everything you've been up to! This is more than just lying, Rarity, but you turning your back on your friends, breaking your promises to me and abandoning me amongst the elite ponies!" Rarity flinched at his stern tone. Mario had to fight hard not to raise his voice so nopony else could hear, but the anger and hurt he felt towards her was made clear.

    "I understand," said Rarity calmly as Mario walked away without another word. He had to take a deep breath so he could calm down a bit as they returned inside the suite.

    "Is...that my dress?" Twilight asked as she noticed the pastel yellow gown with just a pink neck tie on it.

    "Yes," said Rarity slowly.

    "It's so...simple," said Twilight skeptically, "So practical..." Rarity held her breath nervously.

    "So me!" said Twilight excitedly as she waved her fore-hooves in the air, "It's the perfect dress for my party! I love it!" Rarity sighed with relief.

    "You don't know how glad I am to hear you say that," said Rarity as she discreetly discarded her dress sketch into a nearby wastebasket. Twilight then turned to Mario.

    "You like my new dress Mario?" Twilight asked giddily.

    "Yes, I'm...I'm kind of surprised you would wear yellow for your own birthday," said Mario.

    "Well, you always said a soft yellow goes well with my coloring," said Twilight, "Besides, I wanted to ask you something."

    "What is it?" Mario asked casually.

    "Would you be my date?" Twilight asked, "If we're donna have a real first date, I wouldn't mind it being on my birthday." The other ponies cooed as Mario blushed shyly and rubbed a fore-hoof on the floor.

    "It's official," Rainbow teased as she nudged his side, "best friends who are dating!" Mario bumped her away in annoyance.

    "I would be honored," said Mario, "Birthday girl." Twilight gave a squee as she jumped on her hooves excitedly and even Mario was feeling much better about tonight. Though he was going to still make sure Rarity kept her promise.

    At last, it was sunset and it was time for the party. At Twilight's request, she had asked Mario to wear a brown vest with a pastel blue dress shirt and his beret. He made sure to be there early to escort her and the rest of their friends to the party sight.

    "When I told the Princess that I was moving the party to Canterlot," Twilight explained, wearing her dress and had one fore-leg wrapped around Mario's right, "she was kind enough to offer the Canterlot castle ballroom!" Mario used his magic to open the door and the ballroom area was already decorated for the party.

    "Isn't it fancy pants?" said Pinkie as she got in front of everypony's view.

    "Fancy Pants?!" Rarity exclaimed as she ducked behind Rainbow, "Where?!"

    "She's talking about the interior decor, Rares," said Mario with a slightly irritated tone as Applejack, Rainbow, and Fluttershy gave her some funny looks.

    "Ahh, I mean, where did you find the time to put up all these decorations?" Rarity asked with a light laugh and then a whimper.

    "Oh, I never leave home without my party cannon," said Pinkie as she presented them a blue colored cannon with pink flower wheels. Pinkie pressed the trigger, causing an explosion and a party blower sound as she perfectly decorated a nearby table, scattering lots of confetti around the table.

    "Ta-da!" said Pinkie. Rarity just glared since she was now covered in confetti.

    "Take care not to get caught in firing range though," Mario warned the others, "She knocked me out earlier today when she fired her cannon at my face."

    "Oh please," said Rainbow, "You just wanted an excuse for Twilight to revive you with a kiss."

    "Did not!" Mario retorted, but the thought was still enough to make the others giggle and his cheeks turned pink, "and next time, Fluttershy, don't revive me by stepping on my tail! That hurt!" Fluttershy looked at him blankly.

    "I make no such promise," she remarked, getting a raspberry from the colt and more giggles from the others.

    "I thought about having my birthday outside," said Twilight lead Mario toward the other side of the ballroom and looked out of the giant windows, "but they're having another party on the castle grounds today." Rarity looked outside and gasped before ducking out of view. She could see that the garden party was in full swing. Rarity continued to peek outside nervously as Pinkie slowly rose up beside her.

    "Let's party!" said Pinkie as she grabbed Rarity and pulled her away from the window.

    As Pinkie said...IT'S PARTY TIME!

    With the sound of a record player playing some very loud swing music, Twilight's birthday party had officially began. To start, the six ponies decided to toss her up and down. Twilight just laughed happily as she rose and fell. A little later, Twilight and Mario were serving slices of her birthday cake to everypony. Pinkie and Fluttershy were already munching away as Twilight handed Applejack her slice. The orange pony had barely taken a bite when she and Fluttershy were hit in the faces with some cake. Mario and Twilight gasped until they noticed Rainbow laughing at them. Her laughter soon turned into a nervous smile as all the ponies minus Rarity smirked at her with slices of cake in their hooves. Rarity looked rather nervous until...

    SPLAT!

    They all smashed cake at Rainbow. Rarity had gotten a little cake on her hat, but still smiled as the rest of her friends were on the floor, covered in cake and laughing happily. Next, Twilight led a conga line with Mario right behind her, followed by Pinkie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow, and Rarity at the back end. Rarity did her best to enjoy herself, but she couldn't take her eyes off of the garden party outside, especially when she saw Jet Set and Upper Crust.

    "Mmh...No reason I can't at least make an appearance," said Rarity to herself. She waited for when the conga line made a one-eighty near the entrance to the ballroom. She then pretended to conga on the other side of the window before dashing away. '

    In the garden party area, a small band was playing some classical music as some other high class ponies were chattering about. Rarity then crossed under a rose arch to present herself.

    "I'm here!" Rarity announced proudly.

    "Darling, I'm so glad you made it," said Upper Crust.

    "Rarity!" said Fancy Pants, "So happy to see you here."

    "I wouldn't have miss this for the world," Rarity replied.

    "Where is Mario?" said Fancy Pants, "I thought he'd be here with you." Rarity blinked before she came up with another...actually it was a half-truth.

    "He's with his special somepony this evening," said Rarity, "It's her birthday and he didn't want to disappoint her."

    "Ahh, young love," said Fancy Pants with a chuckle before his nose caught something, "I say what is that scent you're wearing? It smells like..." He sniffed again, "Is that cake frosting?" Rarity looked nervous for a moment. She had forgotten that some cake and frosting had gotten into her hat during the cake fight.

    "Yes, I always dab a little frosting behind my ears before I go out," said Rarity quickly with a nervous laugh, "After all, who doesn't like the smell of cake frosting?" Fancy Pants and Upper Crust just looked at her for a moment.

    "I know I do," said Fancy Pants in approval.

    "Mm-hmm," said Upper Crust, but one could tell she only agreed cause Fancy Pant approved. Rarity sighed with relief.

    "Well, all this talk about cake has made me hungry," said Rarity, "Think I'll go see what's on the hors d'oeuvre table. If you'll excuse me..." Rarity then zipped away as Fancy Pants and Upper Crust began their own conversation. Rarity continued on her way, only slowing down before a game of ponies playing crochet. The pony took his shot and the others stomped their hooves to applaud him.

    Back inside the ballroom, everypony had put on a blindfold and was holding sticks so they would whack some piñatas. The others swung away as they tried to move about. Twilight just stood still and swung her stick wildly until...

    "YEOW!" Twilight had stuck Mario on his flank with her stick since he had been close by. Mario lowered his blindfold and glared as Twilight lowered hers and smiled apologetically.

    "OW!" Mario yelped again as he turned and this time it was Fluttershy who had smacked his flank. But the innocent smirk on her face, as well as the fact her blindfold was off, showed that the yellow Pegasus had done it on purpose. Mario glared and had only taken one step towards Fluttershy when he saw Applejack, Rainbow, and Pinkie smiling deviously at him with sticks on their mouths. Mario soon found himself running for his life as the five ponies chased after him with their sticks. Rarity had simply tugged her blindfold off, dropped her stick, and snuck out of the ballroom once more. She returned to see Fancy Pants and Upper Crust still conversing with each other as Rarity picked up an hors d'oeuvre.

    When Rarity had returned, a bowl of dipping chocolate had been set up. Rainbow, Twilight, and Mario had grabbed some strawberries on a stick to dip them into the chocolate. Pinkie used a giant lollipop and ducked her entire face into the chocolate as Rarity arrived at the bowl. She smiled nervously and looked out of the window watching the party as she subconsciously dipped her hors d'oeuvre into the chocolate and put it in her mouth. She choked for a moment before spitting it out. Pinkie, Rainbow, Twilight, and Mario looked at her before she pointed at something. They all looked away before Rarity took off again. However, she failed to notice that Mario hadn't looked away and was now scowling at her for sneaking off.

    "I think I left the bathwater running in my suite," said Rarity to Fancy Pants and Upper Crust.

    "I really should go check on Opal," Rarity told Twilight, Mario, and Rainbow Dash as they were dancing. Mario just glared at her as he continued to dance with Twilight, but Rarity still took off.

    "Is that Princes Celestia?" Rarity called out before the ponies near the game of crochet.

    "I need to use the little fillies' room!" Rarity told Twilight in a hushed tone. Twilight was just wearing a party hat as she blew her party trumpet.

    "Can I get anypony some more punch?" Rarity asked the other high class ponies.

    "I...have to go to do the...thing with the...stuff," said Rarity as she continued going from one party to the next and was tiring herself out.

    "Uh, what's with the croquet mallet?" Rainbow asked her as she held a pink balloon in her hooves.

    "What croquet mallet?" Rarity asked with a muffled voice.

    "Duh, the one in your mouth!" Rainbow said as a matter of fact as the other girls looked at her blankly. Mario just glared. Rarity then realized what was in her mouth and spat it out with a nervous laugh.

    "Ooh, that croquet mallet," said Rarity, "I- well I, you know..." Rarity could feel Mario's stare burning into her mane as the others gathered around her, "...the truth is...the truth is..."

    "Were you at that other party in the garden?" Twilight asked her as Rarity thought her heart had skipped a beat.

    "I, I..." Rarity stuttered, unable to answer.

    "Rarity, I'm surprised at you," said Twilight.

    "Twilight, let me explain! I-" Rarity tried to plead as she crouched before Twilight and looked up at her.

    "I hadn't realized you were such a savvy businesspony!" Twilight remarked.

    "You must understand! I-" Rarity tried to explain.

    "All of those ponies look so posh," Twilight continued, not listening to Rarity as she looked at the ponies outside the window, "And with the Grand Galloping Gala coming up, I bet you could totally get some of them to buy your dresses. Very smart!" Rarity was just stunned. Mario was stunned as well. Twilight had literally given Rarity a chance to get off the hook for all her lying and sneaking around!

    "Woo, wwwhy yes, I-I didn't want you to think I was being rude," said Rarity slowly, "so that's exactly the reason I didn't tell you. The one and only reason." Rarity laughed nervously but could see that Mario was steaming and could no longer look at her. The rest of her friends believed what she had said.

    "Oh, well, you didn't have to do that," said Twilight kindly, "You should totally go over there and mingle!" Rarity was stunned again and was touched.

    "Twilight, you really are the best friend a pony could ever ask for," said Rarity as she gave the purple pony a hug, "I don't know why I ever thought you wouldn't understand."

    "Understand what?" Twilight asked.

    "Nothing," said Rarity quickly, but heard a low growl of Mario close by, but ignored it, "See you girls later!" Rarity tried to walk away as fast as she could.

    "Hey, wait up!" said Rainbow, "We're you friends! I'm sure they won't mind if we check out the party too!"

    "I don't know, Rainbow," said Mario, "These ponies look pretty snooty and I mean Gala snooty."

    "Whatever!" said Rainbow dismissively, "They'll loosen up once we show them a good time. C'mon you guys! Let's show them how to party Ponyville style!" Rarity was left agape as Rainbow, Applejack, and Twilight zoomed out of the ballroom with Fluttershy not too far behind and Pinkie pushed her party cannon with her.

    "Oh no!" Rarity groaned as Mario walked past her.

    "You had your chance to avoid this Rarity if you had only told the truth," Mario replied with a stern look on his face as he walked by. Rarity then went to catch up to them. When she had arrived, Pinkie launched her party cannon and the other girls were doing a conga line right behind her with Twilight holding their music player at the back of the line. The other ponies looked at them indignantly. Rainbow then tried her hoof at a game of croquet, but she swung so hard that she spun about and lost grip of her mallet. The mallet ended up knocking off the wig of a mare in the distance. The colt speaking to her suddenly looked uncomfortable and dismissed himself. Some other high class ponies were spluttering and glaring at Fluttershy as she started to feed some of the birds in one of the trees. Rarity then looked as one pony politely ate a cupcake when Pinkie smashed her face into a cake nearby.

    "Mmm!" Pinkie hummed as the pony next to her glared and snubbed her. Then several ponies backed away from Applejack as she was apparently doing some weeding.

    "How come y'all aren't doing any gardening?" Applejack asked innocently, getting her hooves and tail covered in mud. Then a few more ponies were giving Twilight some weird looks as she was trying to dance. Rarity looked at Mario, who snorted.

    "So Twilight can't dance, big deal," he told her, "She's still the perfect pony for me." Mario smiled as Rarity rolled her eyes and grabbed a glass to drink some punch.

    "Can you believe what that pony is wearing?" Jet Set remarked as Twilight continued to dance.

    "It's just so plain," Upper Crust added.

    "Excuse me, but that's my... MMM-MMM," Mario was cut off when Rarity shoved a cupcake into his mouth.

    "Hush you!" Rarity scolded sternly before nervously laughing, "yeah." Mario growled at her as he spat out the cupcake indignantly. He was about to speak when a certain elite pony showed up.

    "Mario, my boy," said Fancy Pants, "I'm surprised to see you here! Rarity said you were in a date this evening." Mario cleared his throat. At least Rarity didn't lie about what I was doing this evening...mostly. Mario said to himself.

    "Yes, I am," said Mario, ignoring Rarity's protests to keep quiet, "She's over there! I do apologize for her unorthodox dancing, but she is enjoying her birthday." Fancy Pants gave a smile before approaching Twilight and Mario followed beside him.

    "Excuse me, might I ask where you got your ensemble?" Fancy Pants asked Twilight as Mario went to stand beside his date.

    "Why, yes!" said Twilight, "Yes, you may. A very, very close friend of mine from Ponyville made it for me." Rarity did a spit take and rushed over to the three ponies. She hadn't even noticed that she had spat her punch on Jet Set and Upper Crust.

    "Ponyville? You don't say?" said Fancy Pants surprised.

    "I do say," said Twilight cheerfully, "Her name is-"

    "Fancy Pants," Rarity interrupted, "Come with me! I'd like to show you this, er, thing that's over there. On the other side of the room."

    "In a moment, my dear," said Fancy Pants, "This lovely filly from Ponyville was just about to tell me who made her charming dress." The other elite ponies gathered around as Rarity grew more nervous

    "That dress?" said Rarity. "On come now, who cares, it's just a plain old-"

    "Oh, don't be so modest," Twilight interrupted, "This dress you made is beautiful." Now the truth was starting to come out and all the elite ponies gasped and one pony dropped their drink, which shattered as it hit the ground. Rarity looked about rather uncomfortable as she was now the center of attention.

    "We all think so!" said Twilight as the five other girls appeared and she rewrapped a fore-leg around Mario's foreleg. Fancy Pants was rather stunned.

    "You and Mario know these ponies?" Fancy Pants asked Rarity specifically. The other elite ponies began to chatter about as Rarity looked more and more uncomfortable as she bit her upper lip. Twilight was smiling at first, but then she and the others looked worried as how uncomfortable Rarity was looking. Mario was the only pony who gave Rarity a fierce glare. Rarity felt devastated as she turned away and took a few steps forward.

    I can't do this anymore Rarity said to herself a determined look appeared on her face, They need to know the truth...

    "Yes. Yes, I do know them," said Rarity with her head held high to maintain her dignity, "They may not be as sophisticated as some of you Canterlot ponies, but they are my best friends. and they are without a doubt the most important ponies I know. And I must add that...while Mario may not have started out as a high class pony, but he has worked harder than any other pony I know to get where he is today. He is what you would call...a Renaissance Pony, one who can be proficient in just about anything he sets his mind to. I have met many stallions who are considered royalty, but Mario is the true definition of what a prince should be. He is kind, smart, well-mannered, gentle, compassionate, and so much more." Mario smiled, deeply touched by her comments. The rest of the girls did the same. The other elite ponies were left stunned.

    "Important ponies?" Jet Set remarked, "These ruffians?"

    "Don't make me laugh!" Upper Crust added, "I'd say Mario has found his place, especially with that ruffian he calls his date!"

    "Now you listen here!" said Mario sternly, "Twilight Sparkle is one of the smartest, sweetest, and most magically talented ponies to ever come out of Celestia's school of gifted unicorns! In fact, like me, she is also a protégé to Princess Celestia!" Twilight couldn't help but feel a little shy.

    "Gah!" Jet Set and Upper Crust said in shock.

    "And even if she was just a small town librarian from Ponyville," said Mario, "I love her just the same. Being important is not determined by where a pony lives, who their family is, or how much wealth or influence they have. An important pony is someone who make a difference in pony's lives and works hard to make Equestria a better place! Twilight and our friends have done that and so much more! They are the true definition of what is considered to be an important pony." The other girls couldn't help but crack a smile. Now Twilight was literally imitating Fluttershy as she tried her best to avoid eye contact with anypony and her cheeks were deep red. After all, Mario had just said he loved her in a public group of elite Canterlot ponies.

    "Well spoken, my boy," said Fancy Pants, "and personally, I, for one, find them charmingly rustic." If Jet Set and Upper Crust weren't left stunned before, they really did look like ponies with egg over their faces now.

    "And I think the dress you made for your friend is lovely," Fancy Pants said with a chuckle to Rarity, "I dare say every mare in Canterlot will be wanting one." Rarity beamed as the rest of her friends smiled.

    "Oh, I'd like to place my order right now," said Upper Crust eagerly, as she leaned against Rarity.

    "I think you should get two," Jet Set added, trying to sandwich Rarity between them before the marshmallow pony dashed away, making the couple bump into each other.

    "Er, yes, now then," said Fancy Pants, clearing his throat, "How about you introduce me to your friends?"

    "With pleasure," said Rarity, "But before I do, I owe all of you an apology. I got so caught up in wanting to prove I was an important pony to the Canterlot Elite that I...I was afraid of what would happen if anypony learned where I was from or the fact that I was friends with ponies who were less sophisticated. I even tried to justify it by saying that I would help Mario become accepted by the elite ponies, but as I became the popular pony, I left him behind. I was so desperate to hold onto my reputation that I was willing to miss Twilight's birthday party for it. That was why I was so...shocked to see you all here and why I kept sneaking to this party."

    "So...is that why you kept giving Rarity all the dirty looks," Twilight asked Mario as he nodded.

    "It was more because I was so hurt from being left behind," said Mario, "Plus I had helped her design a dress that was far more...extravagant for your birthday. We were going to give it you together as a birthday present, but...she was too busy."

    "It's actually how you got the simple dress your wearing now," said Rarity sadly, but Twilight just smiled.

    "Well, I like my simple dress," said Twilight, "and we forgive you. Don't we guys?"

    "Yeah"

    "Of course"

    "Righty do!"

    "Uh-huh!" said the rest of the girls as Rarity smiled before turning to Mario.

    "I hope you can forgive me," said Rarity sadly, "I know I hurt you deeply from all of this." Mario gave her a smile and a hug.

    "It only hurts so much because we're are such good friends," said Mario, "and of course I forgive you." He then turned to Twilight. "I'm sorry if this spoiled your birthday in anyway." Twilight chuckled.

    "Of course not," said Twilight, "But...did you have to say you loved me in front of everypony?" Mario blushed a little as the others just snickered.

    "I just felt the need to defend you," said Mario, "and I meant everything I said too." Twilight then kissed his cheek, making him blush. Fancy Pants, who had just been listening quietly, chuckled to himself.

    "It makes me very happy to see you both have such good friends," said Fancy Pants, "And that Mario has found himself such a charming filly to love. Now let's hear more about them shall we?" Mario and Rarity smiled in agreement as they spent the rest of the evening introducing themselves to Fancy Pants and telling him about some of their adventures. Once the garden party had ended, Mario presented Twilight with a custom made charm bracelet. Mario also gave Twilight a kiss on the check. While she was annoyed at Mario making her blush again, she still appreciated the kiss and declared that had been her best birthday ever. She even admitted she was looking forward to her next date with Mario. Mario and the rest of the girls returned home late that night as Rarity returned to her suite.

    The next morning, Rarity was in her guest bedroom, ready to write a letter to the Princess.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Rarity recited, "I wanted to tell you about the important lesson I learned during my visit."

    "Now that I would like to hear," said a voice. Rarity turned around to see it was the Princess herself. Rarity decided to vocally share her lesson instead.

    "I learned that no matter where you go in life," said Rarity as she walked over to her suite window and saw Ponyville in the distance, "you should never forget that you are the product of your home and your friends. And that is something always to be proud of, no matter what."

    "Hm, a very valuable lesson to have learned," said Princess Celestia with a smile.

    "It certainly is!" said the Bags Valet, who was once again, straining to carry all of Rarity's bags on his back, "But...might I ask that we hurry things up a bit?! Oh no!" And once again, the Bag Valet got buried alive under all the luggage. Rarity and Princess Celestia just looked at each other and then smiled.

    Maybe next time I should just ask Mario to carry my luggage instead Rarity thought before she saw Mario glaring at her in a thought bubble.

    With his freight cars of course Rarity corrected in her thoughts as Mario smiled and her thought bubble popped. Rarity just giggled to herself.

    As much as I love this episode, especially Twilight's birthday party, it always bugged me that Rarity never formally apologized for all the lies she said to the mane six. It can be assumed she did apologize at some point so that's why I included it here.

    And I guess we can say Twilight and Mario are now best friends who are dating.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    38. Secret of My Excess

    Secret of My Excess

    Pony's Log Number 210: It is a well known fact that greed is a dragon's main weakness. I deeply regret assuming that Spike, despite his pony upbringing, wouldn't have the same issue...

    "Are you ready to do this?" Twilight asked Mario.

    "Oh, yeah, Mario time!" he replied, making his horn glow. Inside of the Library, Twilight used her horn to light up some candles and closed up all the window curtains. She and Mario had determined looks on their faces as they make their horns glow together. With her eyes closed, Twilight pulled off all the books from the shelves, and then levitated some into the air and made them move about like they were in two invisible conveyor belts.

    "No distractions," said Twilight, "Today is too important. Re-shelving day!"

    "Name it and I'll shelf it," said Mario, ready for action as Twilight wiped her brow.

    "Understanding Medieval Equestria goes in Pony History," said Twilight aloud as she and Mario put the books on their proper shelves, "Modern Spellcasting. That's Classics."

    "The Art of Ruling 1000 Years goes in...Pony Politics?" said Mario since he wasn't as good at Library organization as Twilight was.

    "Correct, Best friend," said Twilight, "The Art of the To-Do List...Actually I've been wanting to read that again."

    "Forget it, Twilight," said Mario as he put away some other books, "The last time you read that one you were creating to-do lists to create a to-do list."

    "That's only because I was distracting myself from missing you," said Twilight, "You're with me this time so I don't get too obsessed with making to-do lists." Mario rolled his eyes but still smiled at they continued their work. Then they heard someone chuckling and it made a bunch of the books hovering in the air to fall on top of them. Spike came downstairs carrying a rather large red gem in the shape of a heart. He was currently cuddling it, gazing at it, and then used a vibrating fork to test it and then giggled to himself.

    "Spike!" said Twilight as she poked her head out of a pile of books, "what are you laughing at?"

    "Did Pinkie sneak in here again to practice her comedy routine?" Mario asked as he popped his own head out of the pile of books.

    "No," said Spike, "This little beauty is my birthday present to myself! It's a fire ruby!" Mario gave a low whistle.

    "Now ain't that a beauty of a gem," said Mario impressed.

    "I've been aging it for months, and it's almost ripe," said Spike as he headed downstairs. Then he stepped on a dropped book on the step below and tumbled to the floor. His red gem went into the air but he managed to catch it with his tail. He giggled to himself then noticed all the books on the floor.

    "Hey, you took my advice!" said Spike, "Just use the floor as one big shelf." Twilight and Mario just growled at him.

    Guess they could forget not having any distractions while they worked today.

    (Theme song)

    As Mario and Twilight got back to work, and Spike continued to admire his fire ruby. There was the sudden sound of light knocking on the door.

    "Hellooo?" said the voice before peeking in through the door. It was Rarity.

    "Anypony home? Twilight? Mario?" said Rarity as she let herself inside and then gasped when she saw Spike polishing his gem, "Is that a fire ruby?! Huh, that must be at least twenty carats! No inclusions, prestine facets..." Rarity could see her reflection as she started into it, her eyes sparkling at the sight as she gave it a good look over.

    "And totally delicious," Spike added. Twilight was feeling a little annoyed at their conversation.

    "Uhh...if you guys don't mind?" said Twilight as she and Mario were continuing their work.

    "Oh, uh, of course," said Rarity as she recomposed herself and turned to face the two ponies, "I just came by to see if you had any books on historical fashion..." Rarity then remembered what Spike had said and saw him run a finger over the gem and lick his finger.

    "Did you say...delicious?" Rarity asked rather baffled.

    "Sure did!" said Spike as he cuddled the gem against his cheek, "Next week's my birthday, and this is my birthday dinner." Spike walked off as Rarity watched him with a devastated look on her face. She just couldn't handle the idea of such a rare and precious gem being used for dragon food. Her thoughts were interrupted when a book came hovering next to her and made her lean back a bit.

    "Start with this one," said Twilight bluntly as she walked past her.

    "Thanks, Twilight," said Rarity, "I've got a feeling ruffled taffeta capes are going to make a huge comeback this season, and I want to be ahead of the game..."As Rarity was speaking and skimming through the book with her magic, Twilight went back to putting the books away. Rarity discreetly looked back at Spike and his gem, biting her fore-hoof as she sees him cuddling it next to the pink box he had been keeping it safe in.

    "Rarity," said Mario quietly, "You're not thinking of...charming Spike into giving you the gem are you?" Rarity just looked aghast, but Mario glared at her before she sighed in defeat.

    "Look at this from my point of view, darling," said Rarity, "do you want to see such a rare and nearly perfect gem end up in a dragon's stomach?"

    "It's his gem Rarity," said Mario, "He can do what he wants with it, Besides, do you..."

    "I do know that he has crush on me," said Rarity quietly, "It's not like he hasn't hidden his affections for me after all."

    "That's why I confronted you," said Mario in the same quiet tone, "You always told me that I shouldn't let Twilight take advantage of my feelings for her. I don't want you taking advantage of Spike's...uhh...crush on you." Rarity just sighed but still eyeballed the gem for a bit longer as the little dragon set it into its box.

    "I hope it's as tasty as it is beautiful, Spike," said Rarity at last, rubbing a hoof on the ground, "I've never seen anything quite so stunning before." Mario just shook his head. As much as Rarity was trying to make casual conversation, he could tell she was buttering him up a bit.

    "Gosh...You really like it, huh?" said Spike quietly as she looked at the gem.

    "Like it?" said Rarity, "it's magnificent." Rarity didn't hold back as she flicked her curly mane, battled her eye lashes and smiled at him. Spike just sighed as he looked at his gem once more and held it close.

    "Don't force her to make you give it up, Spike," Mario warned and ignored Rarity's dirty look, "It's your gem. You decide what to do with it." Spike sighed.

    "Well, this is my decision," he replied as he held the gem and placed it in Rarity's hoof, "Then you should have it. This beautiful gem was meant to be with you." As much as Rarity hoped to get the gem, she was still surprised to see Spike actually give it to her and could see by his face that giving up such a special gem wasn't an easy decision.

    "I don't know what to say..." said Rarity, deeply touched as she paced about the room holding the gem with her magic, "This is so thoughtful. Oh, my little Spikey-wikey!" She then gave Spike a kiss on the cheeks, leaving a lipstick mark on it. Spike froze the moment he felt Rarity's lips there before tumbling into his back in a splash of floating hearts.

    "Thank you so much," said Rarity as she left the library bouncing away like Pinkie. Mario and Twilight watched Rarity leave.

    "Wow, Spike," said Twilight, feeling touched herself, "that's one of the kindest, most generous things you've ever done. I've never seen rarity so happy!"

    "I will never wash this cheek again," said Spike in a loved dazed sigh as he lay on the floor and giggled. Twilight chuckled to herself.

    "It feels so good to get a kiss from the girl you're crushing on doesn't it, Spike?" Mario added as Spike nodded in agreement. Then Twilight kissed his cheek before Mario froze and repeated what happened with Spike after Rarity kissed him.

    "So this is love, mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm..." Mario sang in a love dazed tone.

    "So this is love..." Mario and Spike sang together in a slow, but lovesick tone.

    "Boys," said Twilight as she rolled her eyes but soon giggled to herself.

    A week later, the books had been shelved and Twilight and Mario were setting up the main area for Spike's birthday party. While Twilight was finishing up in the main room, Mario was in the kitchen finishing up the party food and treats.

    "Just about finished, Spike?" Twilight asked as the little dragon was busy setting up some decorations above the bookshelves as he stood on top of a ladder.

    "There. Perfect!" said Spike as he made his way down, "Everything is perfect!"

    "Not quite everything," said Twilight as she approached carrying a cloth with her magic and handed it to Spike.

    "A washcloth?" said Spike, "I don't get it." Twilight gave him a stern glare and Spike figured out why Twilight had given that to him.

    "Ah, no way, Twilight!" Spike protested as he dropped the cloth and backed away, "I said I wasn't gonna wash the cheek Rarity kissed, and I mean it!" Spike turned his head, revealing a very dirty and grimy cheek with faded lipstick on it. Twilight then grabbed the washcloth and dug a hoof onto the floor. Spike looked at her with one eye before running off. Twilight started to chase after him.

    "It's over, Spike!" Twilight declared, "I'm cleaning that cheek!"

    "It's mine!" said Spike, gasping for breath as he tried to run away, but Twilight used her teleportation magic to bring him back towards her, but Spike refused to stop trying to run off before Twilight could wipe his cheek, "Stop it!"

    "Never!" Twilight protested as she kept teleporting Spike back towards her again and again.

    "Twilight...!" Spike shouted as he took off once more. Twilight then tried to teleport him back, but somehow ended up summoning Pinkie into the library. Pinkie blow her party hooter and zipped away.

    "Happy birthday!" Pinkie shouted to Spike as he had his back against a wall. Pinkie blew her party hooter again and then a trumpet blast was heard. The moment Spike was distracted Twilight managed to wipe his cheek clean before he could get away. Twilight walked away pleased with herself as she carried the dirty cloth away despite Spike's look of disappointment.

    "What's going on in here?" Mario asked as he peeked into the room from Twilight's kitchen, "I heard somepony shouting."

    "It's a birthday party, silly," Pinkie answered, "You're supposed to shout HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the guest of honor!" Mario chuckled.

    "Good point, Pinks," said Mario, "I'm just about ready to bring out the refreshments so we can get this birthday party started."

    "Party time, woo-hoo!" Pinkie shouted as she stood on her hind legs and tossed some confetti as the rest of their friends arrived, each of holding a present. While Rainbow's dumbbell was rather obvious, the rest of Spike's gifts were in packages. Spike was stunned.

    "Are those...for me?" said Spike in surprise.

    "You bet they are, birthday boy," said Applejack, as she gave him her present.

    "Happy birthday, Spike," said Fluttershy as she placed her gift on top of the pile and Pinkie placed her present on top of Fluttershy's. Rarity then set hers on top of the three gifts and then Rainbow dropped her dumbbell on top of the packages. Spike wobbled a bit before he crashed to the floor, dropping all the gifts around him. The ponies all took notice that Spike was just eyeballing all the presents with a puzzled look on his face.

    "Don't you know you get presents on your birthday," Rainbow asked.

    "Well, actually, this is my first birthday in Ponyville," Spike answered and then added with a bored tone, "...I usually get just one present...from Twilight. A book." It was at that moment, Twilight was coming down with the exact present Spike had mentioned wrapped up in some ribbon. A sheep bleat was heard as Twilight's smiled and blushed in embarrassment as she tucked the book behind her and backed away from everyone looking at her. Mario just shook his head.

    "I tell Twilight every year to come shopping with me," Mario said aloud, "but nooooo..."Spike always loves getting a book from me" she tells me. (SMACK) Ouch!" Mario then felt the book Twilight was holding hit him square in the side of his head. Mario glared and rubbed his head as Twilight gave him a dirty, but embarassed glare.

    "Hey, I forgot!" said Spike, "Mario gives me a present too! His presents every year are always so cool!"

    "You got that right little buddy," said Mario as he pulled out a comic book from behind him and handed it to Spike with his magic.

    "Oh sweet, I've been meaning to get this one," said Spike and then felt something behind the wrapped comic book, he grabbed the sheet of paper and gasped, "Is this a...subscription paper?!"

    "Uh-huh," said Mario, "This means you'll get this issue and issues after that for the next two years."

    "Awesome!" Spike replied excitedly and gave the pony a warm hug, "Thanks Mario!"

    "You're welcome Spike," Mario replied as he hugged him back, "Happy birthday!" The others awed, except for Twilight, who was still fuming over being upstaged...again. (Even if it was her own fault.)

    "Speaking of presents," said Rarity, showing off her newly made purple cape, "This is from my new line of taffeta capes. I'm going to make one for each of you!"

    "Wow, they're great!" said the rest of the ponies impressively.

    "I've been inspired by the generosity of my little Spikey-wikey," said Rarity as she showed off a new gold necklace that had a familiar red gem in the middle of it, "who gave me this beautiful fire ruby, one of the kindest acts I've ever experienced. Mmm." Spike was taken aback as he looked at the red gem before Rarity pulled him close and nuzzled his cheek in appreciation.

    It wasn't much longer before Spike had opened the rest of his presents. What had appeared to be just a few packages ended up becoming a large mountain of gifts from toys, to a scooter, a mirror, a painting, instruments, books, flowers, and even a rubber chicken. Mario was beginning to wonder if he should have given everypony those magic "bottomless" gift boxes after all. However, he did see the happiness on Spike's face and decided to confront the issue later. At the moment Spike was looking through another box, even poking his head out of the bottom as he pulled out a green and yellow checker patterned blanket.

    "Applejack, I can't think you enough for this great blanket," said Spike as he hugged the orange pony while she was snacking on an apple, "I really needed a new one."

    "C'mon, Spike, you already thanked me fifteen times," said Applejack, feeling a little uncomfortable as she pulled him off, "I'm startin' to get a little embarassed." Twilight just giggled to herself.

    "I know I keep thanking you guys," said Spike, "But I'm just so grateful. I wish this party could last forever." Everypony smiled at him and Pinkie was just bouncing on top of a balloon when she heard what Spike had said and popped the balloon as she landed on it.

    "Duh!" said Pinkie, shoving and knocking over Applejack and Twilight as she waved her hooves about, "The party can't last forever 'cause you have to go to Sugarcube Corner, 'cause the Cakes said they have a special surprise for you, 'cause it's your birthday!"

    "No way!" Spike exclaimed excitedly, knocking Pinkie over as he rushed for the exit of the Library.

    "I said the party couldn't last forever," said Pinkie as she lay on the floor, "but it doesn't need to end right now!"

    SLAM

    Pinkie was too late. Spike had already left and was on his way towards the Sugarcube Corner. Spike quickly made his way to the front counter as Mrs. Cake was picking up a cake from the pantry and placed it on her head.

    "Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Cake!" said Spike.

    "There's the dragon of the hour!" said Mr. Cake as he approached the counter himself, "Happy Birthday, Spike!"

    "Thanks," said Spike.

    "When we found out it was your birthday," said Mrs. Cake, "we couldn't resist trying out a new recipe: sapphire!" Mrs. Cake ducked back down into the pantry and presented Spike with a cupcake that had blue frosting and sapphire gems on it.

    "Wow!" said Spike as he smiled and looked at the cupcake hungrily.

    "Thank you so much," he added once he was outside the shop and waved goodbye and thank you with one hand and held his new treat with the other. The Cakes waved back before returning back inside to continue their work.

    "Man," said Spike to himself, "first I get a bunch of great presents, and now an amazing sapphire cupcake! Hohoh, what a day! Whoa!" Spike was so busy talking to himself and staring at his cupcake that he didn't see a pony walking in the opposite direction and crashed into them. His cupcake went into air but he managed to save it with his long tongue. He then noticed who he bumped into as she looked rather dazed and her groceries were all on the ground.

    "Oh my gosh!" said Spike, "I'm so sorry, Miss Cheerilee."

    "That's okay," said Cheerilee, "What's got you so excited?" Spike cautiously looks around before he quickly gobbled up his cupcake.

    "Pinkie Pie told me that I should come see the Cakes," Spike said with his mouth full as he helped pick up the dropped items, "so they could give me a cake 'cause it's my birthday today."

    "Well, happy birthday, Spike!" said Cheerilee, "I wish I had something to give you!" She quietly pondered for a moment, "Uh...oh! Here you go!" Cheerilee reached into her brown bag and pulled out a gray fedora had that had a red band and feather and placed it on Spike's head.

    "Wow, really?" said Spike surprised.

    "Sure!" Cheerilee answered, "Everypony should get fun gifts on their birthday! Have a great birthday, Spike!" Spike wasted no time jumping into the air and gave Cheerilee a hug to say thank you before she headed on her way with her groceries on her back.

    "I wish every day was my birthday," Spike sighed happily as he tugged the edges of his new hat. Spike then continued to walk down the streets of Ponyville. As he passed by Lyra and Bon Bon, he begins to ponder to himself.

    "Pinkie Pie mentions my birthday to the Cakes," said Spike to himself, "and I get a cupcake. I mention it to Cheerilee, and I get this great hat." Spike is then brought to a stop when he hears the sound of a ball bouncing nearby. The ball was being used by a young colt. Spike just rubs his hands together and smiles deviously.

    "Hmm...I wonder," Spike remarked quietly before getting the young colts attention, "Hey there, Lickety Split! That's a pretty cool ball you got there! Did you know it's my birthday?" The colt smiles and then looks at his ball. A few minutes later, Spike is now bouncing it along the ground as he continued his walk through town.

    "This is unbelievable," Spike chuckled. It was then he noticed a butter colored pony with a two-toned orange mane and tail carrying a basket of flowers. She was apparently taking a drink of water from a nearby fountain.

    "Hey, Junebug," said Spike as he came up to her, "It's my birthday!"

    "Happy birthday, Spike," Junebug answered cheerfully when she noticed that Spike held out his hands.

    "Aren't you gonna give me something?" Spike asked, "You know, like a birthday present?"

    "Um, I...I don't have anything," said Junebug sheepishly.

    "Well, how about those flowers?" Spike suggested as he wiggled his claws deviously, "I'll take those-" Spike was then cut off when someone grabbed him by the scale that could be considered his ear. He looked up to see both Mario and Twilight glaring at him sternly.

    "Spike!" Twilight interjected before turning to the other pony, "Uh, sorry, Junebug, I think Spike might've gotten a little carried away."

    "And a tad birthday present greedy..." Mario added as he gave the dragon a glare. Spike just smiled sheepishly.

    "Uh, no problem..." Junebug replied, "H-Happy birthday, Spike!" Twilight waited for the mare to walk away before speaking to Spike, who was rubbing his sore "ear".

    "What are you doing?" Twilight asked sternly, "You're out here demanding gifts now?"

    "You've got plenty of wonderful presents back in the Library," Mario added in the same tone, "There's no need to get so greedy."

    "Wow, you're right, Twilight and Mario," said Spike as he lowered his hat, drops the ball, and gave the two ponies a guilty look, "I don't know what got into me. Thanks for snapping me out of it. I better go give Cheerilee her hat back."

    "No problem," said Twilight.

    "Good idea," said Mario.

    "See you at home later?" Twilight asked.

    "Sounds good! Bye!" said Spike as Twilight and Mario walked away and waved them goodbye. Once they were out of sight, he chuckled deviously.

    "Who else has a present for "Spikey-wikey"?" he wondered as he wiggled his fingers and gave a slither with his tongue.

    The next morning, Twilight is tossing and turning in her sleep for a bit before she decided to wake up.

    "Wow, what a rough night's sleep, Spike," said Twilight as she leaned over the edge of her bed, "I had the weirdest drea-" Twilight then stopped talking when she sees that his basket is loaded with various objects.

    "I can't believe you!" Twilight exclaimed, "Where'd you get all this-" Twilight went to removed some of the objects to find her...little dragon companion!? Twilight gasped as she dropped the items she had been holding with her magic when she saw that Spike had somehow outgrown his basket overnight. Spike gave a yawn and a hiss as he sat up.

    "What happened?" he asked in a normal tone. Twilight just leaned back nervously as she looked at him fearfully. Twilight could feel herself panic as she rushed to her bedside table and dropped her emergency warp pipe. Mario instantly popped out, front-flipped and landed perfectly on his hooves.

    "Haha! I was ready for it this time!" said Mario before turning to Twilight and noticed how panicky she looked.

    "What's wrong, Twi?" Mario asked concerned as hugged her and she pointed in the direction of Spike.

    "Oh hey Spike," said Mario casually and then looked at Twilight, "Umm...I don't see what the prob...YAH!" Mario then noticed as he held her more securely.

    "Are you two going to...kiss...?" Spike made a face and then noticed how long his arm was and started to look panicky himself.

    "What's happening to me, Twilight and Mario?!" Spike asked worried as he examined his now long arms and legs. He then tried to get the Fedora off his head as Twilight and Mario were searching through various books.

    "I don't know!" said Twilight, "Think back to last night. Did something happen?"

    "Did you go behind our backs and ask for more presents?" Mario asked. Spike finally got the hat off his head and then looked around the library. He began to look at his long arms and legs again before he starts to stare at some books, Twilight's bed, and even more books. All the items were sparkling and he wanted them. He wanted them all...

    "Spike?" Twilight asked as she got in front of his view, "What did you do after I saw you?"

    "Did you or did you now ask for more birthday presents?" Mario added sternly. Spike then slapped his head to recompose himself.

    "I went to talk...to..." Spike then noticed the nearby globe and started to zone out again.

    "Spike!" Twilight and Mario yelled as they pulled the globe away and made Spike crash to the floor, leaving him dazed for a moment.

    "Huh?" said Spike.

    "You went to talk to who?" said Twilight.

    "Who did you see and did you ask them for a present?" Mario asked more firmly.

    "Oh, um...I don't remember," Spike answered quickly, "Hey, can I have that globe? You're not using it, right?" Spike then snatched it and took it towards his collection of other objects.

    "Huh?" said Twilight and Mario.

    "What about this book?" Spike asked as he grabbed it. Twilight then grabbed it away from him as she teleported on top of his mountain of objects and Mario stood in front of it.

    "Spike, I'm worried about you," said Twilight, "You're usually not so...grabby!"

    "Such stages of random grabbing are usually found in young foals, not dragons with random growth spurts," Mario added as Spike snatched the book away from Twilight.

    "My arms aren't usually this long either," Spike said slyly and then covered his mouth. He had not only smart mouthed Twilight, but his voice was now a good octave lower.

    "What's happening to me?" Spike asked in his now lower voice with concern. Twilight and Mario just rubbed their chins with concern.

    Their first stop was the doctor's office. Spike just sat on the patience's bed with Twilight and Mario sitting in front of him. Spike then sees a bowl full of candy and goes to grab one when Twilight smacks his hand away and gave him a stern glare.

    "No candy," said Mario firmly, only for Spike to hiss at him before the dragon covered his mouth. Mario gave a more stern glare at Spike before looking away. It was then the doctor arrived, whose name was Dr. Horse.

    "Well now, what seems to be the problem?" asked Dr. Horse.

    "This is Spike," said Twilight as she swatted his hand away from grabbing something, "And something's wrong with him..." Twilight slapped his hand away again, "...He used to be half this size! And he keeps trying to take things that aren't..." She slapped his hand away again, "...his!" Dr. Horse just listened with a blunt expression of his face as Twilight slapped Spike's hand away once more. He then walked up to Spike as the dragon was rubbing his sore hand.

    "All right then, let's just have a look see, shall we?" said Dr. Horse as he walked up to Spike, "Widdle guy not feeling too good? Who's a brave whittle boy, huh? Who's a brave one?" Dr. Horse began to wiggle Spike's arm as the dragon looked at him indignantly. Spike growled at him and tried to take a bite at his hoof. As Dr. Horse pressed a hoof against Spike's leg...

    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP

    Dr. Hooves was slightly singed in the face by the oncoming flames. He looked rather indignant as Spike, Twilight, and Mario gave him worried looks.

    "So? What do you think, Doctor?" Twilight asked.

    "Any insight to Spike's sudden growth spurt...or his need to grab things?" Mario asked as well before slapping Spike's hand again.

    "Well, I think I know what the problem is," said Dr. Horse, making the two ponies and Spike smile hopefully, and then answered, "He's a dragon!"

    THUD!

    Mario did a comedic plop to the floor before standing back up a couple of seconds after.

    "That's not the problem," said Twilight, "He's always been a dragon."

    "Oh. Well, that would explain it," said Dr. Horse as he wiped his face, "Listen, I don't know anything about dragons. I know about baby ponies. Maybe you should try a vet." Twilight just sighed while Mario looked rather frustrated.

    "Okay," said Twilight, "Thank you, doctor." As for Spike, he had managed to get into the candy bowl when everypony's backs were turned. A little later that day, Spike was now laying on his stomach on the examination table as Ponyville's animal doctor, Dr. Fauna, began to look Spike over. Mario and Twilight stood a few feet away watching.

    "Hm, well, I'm flummoxed," she replied, "Y'bring me a dog, I've got it diagnosed in seconds. Snake ever faster, but...to be honest, I've never seen a real live dragon before." Spike just glared and gave an indignant snort from his nose.

    "Who's a good boy?" said Dr. Fauna as she patted his head, "Sit." Spike smiled and drool as he obeyed the vet. As he panted like a dog, Dr. Fauna tossed him a dog treat, which Spike caught and added to the bowl of candy he had taken from the doctor's office. Mario just groaned to himself. It was getting rather sad seeing Spike act so...simple minded.

    "Thanks anyway," said Twilight sadly as she lowered her head, "C'mon, Spike." Dr. Fauna gave Twilight an apologetic look, but the purple pony and Mario had already turned to leave as Spike was still gawking at his bowl.

    Their next stop was Zecora's hut. The zebra wasted no time examining Spike as she felt and squeezed Spike's head, making it squeak. She then knocked on it a few times and then dangled a pocket watch before his eyes, Spike seemed rather entranced at the swinging watch and tried to snatch it but missed, looking rather annoyed. Zecora then grabbed one of Spike's arms with her mouth.

    "I'd step back if I were you," Mario told Twilight since she was standing right next to Spike.

    "Why?" Twilight asked as Zecora made Spike's arm wiggle, causing the other arm to wiggle by reflex and slapped Twilight in the face.

    "That's why," Mario replied as Twilight just looked very annoyed.

    "Ooh, he's starting to mature," said Zecora as Spike just scratches his back, "Of this fact, I am quite sure."

    "Mature?" said Twilight, "So he's just...growing up? But that doesn't explain why he keeps grabbing things." Spike had tried to bend down and grab a pot, which Twilight used her magic to pull away. He even tried to snatch Mario's beret.

    "Hands. Off. The hat," Mario warned sternly as Spike pouted.

    "A dragon's heart is prone to greed," said Zecora as she approached her brewing pot as Twilight stood next to her, "A steady diet to make growth speed. Then, the resulting bigger size only makes their hunger rise. If this trait should go unchecked, if Spike continues to collect, more growth will certainly occur - he is going to turn into a monster." Zecora then animated Spike's fate in her brewing pot and Twilight gasped at what she saw.

    "You mean the more things a dragon collects, the bigger and greedier he gets?" said Twilight, "but how do we stop him before he's completely out of control?"

    "If his monstrous ways you wish to impede, you must prevent him from practicing greed," Zecora answered sternly. As they were talking, there was some crashing and shuffling in the background. Twilight bit her lip with worry until she and Zecora looked to see Spike gone as well as the rest of the zebra's items. Twilight just laughed nervously until she realized something.

    "Wait, where's Mario?" she asked.

    "Over...here..." Mario groaned. Twilight and Zecora looked over where they heard Mario's voice to see him crawling out of an self-made indention in the wall.

    "Are you okay?" Twilight asked concerned.

    "Spike got aggressive after I kept trying to keep him from grabbing stuff," Mario explained as he recovered, "He used his tail to send me flying into the wall."

    "You better so soon, before Ponyville faces its doom," Zecora replied before both ponies headed back to town. Twilight and Mario ran at full speed back to Ponyville. They didn't bother to slow down once they were heading down the streets of town. They then came to a stop once they found Spike doing 1 vs. 3 tug of war with Scootaloo's scooter.

    "Get away from her, you brute!" Apple Bloom yelled.

    "Spike want!" said the dragon, his voice now much deeper and more aggressive.

    "You're not getting my scooter!" Scootaloo added.

    "Spike want!" the dragon repeated again. Mario and Twilight look around before they saw a broom. They exchange smiles with each other as they get the same idea.

    "Hey Spike!" said Twilight as she hovered the broom near him, "Check out this amazing broom!" That got Spike's attention as he let go of the scooter, sending the three fillies flying backward a few yards.

    "Spike want!" he hissed. Spike gave a loud roar as he grew larger in size before chasing after the broom on all fours. Mario and Twilight noticed just how big Spike had gotten and they made a mad dash for the Library.

    "C'mon, big boy!" Twilight taunted in a sing-song voice once she and Mario stepped inside, "Look at this incredible broom!" Because he was so big now, Spike had some difficulty getting through the door, but managed to squeeze himself in. Twilight then tossed the broom into another room. As soon as Spike went inside, she slammed the door. Spike began to try to get out as Mario and Twilight stood on their hind legs and held the door back.

    "Fight all you want, I'm not letting you out!" Twilight said sternly when suddenly the struggling stopped. Mario and Twilight exchanged worried looks before they opened the door and saw Spike hoarding a small mountain of books.

    "Oh Spike, I just re-shelved this room," said Twilight as she used her magic to knock Spike off the book pile and set them outside the door and closed it firmly. Twilight then sighed with exasperation as Mario placed a hoof on Twilight's back.

    "What are you doing?" she asked defensively. Mario snorted as he removed his fore-arm.

    "Just trying to offer you some comfort," said Mario angrily and turned away, "As thought I was your best friend and you trusted me!" Twilight sighed.

    "Sorry, I didn't mean to snap at you," said Twilight, "Guess I'm just stressed out. Actually...I wouldn't mind if you held me for a bit." Mario then tried again and held Twilight close. This time, she rested her head under his chin and nothing else was said. Sadly, the moment only lasted three seconds before they heard a loud crash.

    "What now?" Mario and Twilight groaned together in irritation. They opened the door and saw a huge indention showing that Spike had smashed himself right out of the library and was running loose once more.

    In Sweet Apple Acres, Applejack had been left shocked and puzzled.

    "Now who in Ponyville would steal my apples?" Applejack asked aloud, "For that matter, who would steal my leaves?" It was then Twilight and Mario appeared.

    "Applejack, help!" said Twilight, "Spike's running wild and I need you to lasso him!"

    "He's gone complete kelpto manic too!" Mario added. All Applejack could do hearing this news was laugh.

    "Oh, that's a good one, Twilight and Mario," Applejack replied as she patted Twilight with a fore-hoof, "Sweet little Spike, running wild. Ha, what a laugh." Mario and Twilight looked indignant until the said dragon stomped by carrying a large collection of apples and leaves. Some of the leaves flew off the pile as he went by. Two of the leaves landed on Applejack's nose, giving her a mustache. The three ponies glared at the dragon.

    "Twilight, Mario," said Applejack bluntly, "get my rope." It wasn't much longer before both Twilight and Applejack were charging at Spike with Mario leading the charge between them. Their plan was for Mario to launch himself straight at Spike's head with a homing spin attack. Once Spike was dazed, Applejack and Twilight would pin him down and tied him up. Once they were close enough, Mario went for the jump. Just as he launched himself into the homing attack, Spike noticed an apple on the ground and bent down to pick it up. This made Mario miss his attack completely and smack into a nearby tree. To make matters worse, the two girls had chosen that exactly moment to dive at Spike and they ended up getting Mario and themselves tied to the tree. Spike just smirked at them before giving a loud roar in their faces.

    "Eww!" Mario remarked, "Hey, if you go gonna grabbing stuff...try some breath mints!" Spike snorted and stomped away, leaving the three ponies alone.

    "Don't worry girls," said Mario, "if I can expand my muscles, I can do a spin dash and cut us out." Mario then tried to stretch the rope a bit so he had a little more wiggle room, but he was having hard time since the rope was rather tight. He had full faith the girls would trust him to get them free.

    "HELP!"

    Never mind...Applejack and Twilight wasted no time calling for help. Mario stopped struggling and just made a long face. It didn't help that Rainbow was flying above when they called for help.

    "Huh?" she said once saw the three ponies tied to a tree and fell onto her back in laughter, "Don't tell me! You-you tied yourselves up?" The three ponies glared.

    "Get us out of here right now!" Applejack yelled, not in the mood to be teased.

    "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

    Applejack and Mario gasped.

    "What was that?" Applejack asked with worry.

    "Sounded like Fluttershy to me!" said Rainbow as she hovered about for a second and then helped untie the three ponies from the tree. Then they all headed directly for the yellow Pegasus's cottage.

    "Fluttershy? Fluttershy!?" Twilight called out.

    "Where are you little sister?" Mario asked worried.

    "I'm up here!" said Fluttershy. The ponies all looked up and saw Fluttershy was high in the tree, hugging a branch for dear life with some squirrels nearby for company.

    "What happened?" Twilight asked as she and the others looked up.

    "I was helping my squirrel friends with a dance step," Fluttershy explained, "and all of a sudden, a giant, r-rampaging d-d-d-dragon stormed through!"

    "That was Spike!" said Twilight from below.

    "Spike?" said Fluttershy in shock, "But why would Spike steal my chicken coop?" Fluttershy looked towards the area where only the ramp and flooring remained, along with a few confused chickens.

    "He just pulled it out of the ground and filled it with a bunch of apples and stuff," Fluttershy continued.

    "For some reason, Spike seems to have become consumed by..."

    "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

    "That sounded like Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow called out before Mario could finish his explanation.

    "C'mon, you guys!" said Twilight with a determined look on her face as they headed directly for Sugarcube Corner. At the moment, Pinkie was sitting on top of a cabinet as she tossed cake after cake at Spike.

    "Back! Get back!" Pinkie yelled.

    "HISS!" said Spike as he was hugging his collected items in a corner and trying to dodge the incoming cakes. Pinkie grunted as she tossed another and Spike caught it and added it to his collection. Pinkie tossed two more cakes, which splattered on the ground near the dragon. The others gasped as they saw the now larger and greedier Spike.

    "Pinkie Pie! Stop giving him cake!" Twilight called out.

    "I'm not giving him cake," Pinkie retorted, "I'm assaulting him with cake!" Spike then grabbed all the cakes on the panty Pinkie was standing on, causing her to fall to the floor face first.

    "How dare you take the cake!" Pinkie yelled angrily as she raised her hooves into the air. Spike gave a growl before he grew in size once more, but this time it was into a fully sized giant, rampaging dragon. As a result, the roofing of Sugarcube Corner was smashed apart. Spike gave a loud roar and noticed something in the distance and walked away.

    "He's completely out of control!" said Twilight worried, "Who knows where he'll go next?"

    "I think I have a good idea," said Mario, "and it involves a certain pony with a fire ruby necklace. Come on!" Twilight and Mario quickly made their exit with Rainbow and Fluttershy right behind them. Applejack had to drag Pinkie along by her tail since Pinkie had gone into complete shock with her face hanging out.

    Inside the Carousel Boutique, Rarity was just humming as she looked at herself in the mirror. She was wearing a brand new cape along with her fire ruby gem necklace. She was unaware that Spike was peeking in at her with a single giant eye ball.

    "Hm, perhaps some more ruffle," said Rarity when she turned around and her eyes shrunk in complete shock.

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Rarity shrieked loudly as a giant claw reached out and grabbed her.

    The entire town was put on high alert as an air raid siren went off to warn of a rampaging dragon. At least it was until Spike reached down and pulled it out of the ground. Ponies were running amok as Spike continued his rampage and headed towards a building being constructed.

    "HELP! HELP!" Rarity shouted as Spike held her with one giant claw. The six other ponies arrived just in time to see Spike climb the constructed building.

    (Cue " Arcade: Donkey Kong" game start fanfare)

    Spike reached about a certain height before using his giant feet to stomp the bars into the famous slighted ramps and ladders. Twilight and the other girls just felt their jaws drop.

    "You've gotta be kidding me," said Twilight. She recognized the scenario since Mario loved playing this particular arcade game back in Canterlot.

    "Well, you know what they say," said Mario as he rushed towards the bottom of the "course".

    "Oh please don't say it," Fluttershy pleaded wearily.

    "How high can you go?" Mario said.

    (Cue fanfare of the same name)

    "He said it," said Fluttershy in a bored tone and the others just looked annoyed.

    (Cue "stage 25m music)

    Mario carefully made his way up the ramps as Spike, true to the situation, started tossomg barrel after barrel down the ramps and bouncing a few of them around the area below. Since Mario was quick, he had no trouble climbing up and jumping over the barrels. Spike was so busy tossing barrels about that he didn't notice Mario arrive nearby on a platform.

    "Yoo-hoo!" Mario taunted as Spike looked shocked as Mario waved at him.

    (Cue "Stage complete" fanfare)

    Spike snarled and carried Rarity further up.

    "HELP! HE-okay, I'm seriously not playing damsel in distress to this!" Mario just rolled his eyes and used a ladder to follow Spike up the building. Once again, we ask pony fans:

    How high can he go?

    (Cue fanfare of the same name)

    (Cue Stage 100m music)

    This particular area was a series of horizontal platforms that were held together by some bolts with several ladders. Rarity had been placed on a platform inside the building where she could not jump or escape from. Spike just stood in front of her as he breathed fireballs that crept down the ladders and moved towards Mario. Mario carefully made his way about making sure to removed the bolts holding the platforms Spike was standing on one at a time. Mario soon found himself halfway up and surround by fireballs with no way to escape.

    "Mario, use the hammer near you!" Pinkie called out from below.

    "Don't encourage this!" Twilight retorted.

    "But he's gonna be barbequed if he doesn't," said Applejack, "As cliché as this scenario is, Mario needs to make Spike fall down so he can save Rarity! Grab the hammer!" Mario nodded as he jumped up and grabbed it.

    (Cue "Hammer time" fanfare)

    Mario made little time of all the fireballs as he continued his way to the top and removed all the bolts. Spike was increasing his fireballs when Mario whistled towards him. Spike looked and saw Mario removed the final bolt. Spike roared angrily and stomped about, causing all the platforms beneath him to sending him plummeting back to the ground below with a loud THUD.

    (cue "ending" theme)

    Mario then used his magic to teleport Rarity to the now stable platform above the dragon.

    "Are you alright Rarity?" Mario asked as they met in the middle.

    "Will somepony please tell me what is going on?" Rarity asked frantically, "I don't appreciate being part of an arcade game!"

    "This wasn't a game, Rarity!" Mario told her, "This is..."

    SMASH!

    CRASH!

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Rarity screamed and Spike stomped the ground so hard that their platform and the rest of the building came tumbling down. Spike caught Rarity with his tail and ran off as poor Mario was buried under the rubble.

    "Mario!" Twilight shouted as she wasted no time trying to dig Mario out. Applejack even managed to buck away some of the heavier materials when they found Mario. Aside from a few scratches, Mario wasn't badly hurt. However, he was shaking heavily and he was...crying?

    "Mario, are you alright?" Fluttershy asked concerned when she and the others saw how frazzled he looked.

    "Buried alive...buried and abandoned..." Mario sobbed in a shakey tone, "Left all alone...nopony wants me...nopony..." Rainbow was puzzled as Mario cried harder.

    "I don't get it," she said confused, "So Spike outsmarted you. No big deal...we've all had moments like that. It's nothing to feel sorry for. And you've been buried alive before by books, apples, and even dirt and snow and never had a problem. How this any different?"

    "I think it has to do with how Celestia found him," said Fluttershy as she gave Mario a gentle hug.

    "You're right," said Twilight as she and Pinkie held him next, "If you all remember, Mario was once buried alive under a building as a little foal."

    "He told me he still has nightmares about being buried alive by falling or crumbling buildings," Pinkie added, "and that nopony wanted to save him."

    "Kind of explains why Mario is afraid of being left alone," Rainbow said quietly, secretly sympathizing with Mario's fear.

    "I'm sorry!" Mario croaked, "I thought I'd get past this..."

    "It's okay, Mario," said Twilight, "It's not like you can practice getting used to being buried under a building. Just know that if this ever happens again, you have your friends to get you out." Mario smiled, even though tears were still leaving his eyes.

    "Rainbow, you and Fluttershy try to save Rarity and keep Spike from doing anymore damage," said Twilight, "The rest of us will try and get everypony somewhere safe and summon some help." Rainbow saluted before pulling Fluttershy along towards the rampaging dragon.

    Meanwhile, Spike was giving a loud growl as he continued to stomp about. Rarity screamed again as she tried to pound his tail with her fore-hooves to make him let her go. Spike then looked at a wagon and found that it was too small to hold his treasure. He then rips off a nearby water tower, causing the water to splash and rush towards the ponies below. He turned the water tower top upside down to store his goods.

    "Put me down, you brute!" Rarity shouted. Spike replied with a loud roar to her face, messing up her mane.

    "How rude," Rarity remarked with an eye roll. It was then Fluttershy and Rainbow arrived to save the day.

    "Don't worry Rarity," said Fluttershy, "we'll save you!" Rarity smiled.

    "Put her down, right now!" Rainbow demanded in Spike's right "ear".

    "I-If you wouldn't mind, that is..." Fluttershy added in Spike's left "ear".

    "I mean it, dragon boy!" Rainbow said assertively.

    "We'll be ever so grateful if you'd be so kind as to possibly consider..." said Fluttershy sheepishly. Spike just backed away as he began to move his tail back and forth in irritation.

    "Hey!" Rarity complained, "I'm-not some-sort of common-fly swatter!" Both pegasi were flying side by side when Rarity's cape got caught on them and tore off. It then wraps around them like a sack. Fluttershy and Rainbow screamed as they were sent falling into the river below. The torn part of the cape rises to the water surface first followed by the two pegasi.

    "Girls! My cape!" Rarity exclaimed. Spike just roared again. Then three more Pegasi were coming in at high speed.

    "Look! The Wonderbolts!" Rainbow called out as the three flyers arrived on the scene. (Unfortunately, Mario didn't know the names of these three Pegasi.) They quickly swooped down at Spike, startling him as he growled. They then air-dived at the dragon as Spike held his container of treasures close to himself. Spike then noticed a nearby mountain and started to climb it. Rarity screamed once again as the three Wonderbolts make another pass. This time, they managed to buzz cut the scales on his head. Spike then noticed a hole in the mountain above him. He quickly climbed up to the hole and stored his things inside and then leaned his back against the hole so nopony could get inside. As the Wonderbolts swooped down at him once more, Spike grabbed the silo and held it so the three flyers flew right into the roof top of it. He then slammed the silo into a mountain with the opening against the mountain so they couldn't escape. Spike smirked before he roared in triumph.

    "Oh be quiet," said Rarity, "You're got nothing to be proud of." As she spoke, Spike rolled his eyes and made mock-talking gestures with his claw.

    "You steal everypony's things, terrorize the town, traumatize my best friend Mario by burying him under a building, and use me as a weapon against my own friends! Which as horrible as it is, I can almost understand because you are a dragon and all," Rarity continued sternly as she tore off the remains of her cape with her magic, "But this! This is a crime against fashion!" Spike was then shocked when he noticed her necklace and the fire ruby gem. Rarity noticed him looking at it.

    "Oh no. You're not getting this gemstone!" said Rarity as she covered it with her fore-hooves, "This was given to me by my dear friend Spikey-wikey, the kindest, sweetest, most generous dragon ever. And it's too precious to me to give to a greedy old beast like you!" Rarity's eyes watered as she spoke and Spike looked at her puzzled. Rarity didn't realize that the giant dragon before was Spike! He then grunted as a memory appeared in his head. Spike remembered that he had given Rarity that gem.

    Here, Rarity, you take it. It would mean even more to see you happy than to eat it myself, he had told mer.

    I...I don't know what to say. This is just so generous. Rarity had told him before giving him a kiss. Spike's eyes soften as his head shook about and his body shuttered a bit.

    "Oh what now?" Rarity asked annoyed, "I supposed you'll be eating me or something?" Spike then cringed and his body twitched before he instantly returned back to his original size. Rarity then looked and saw Spike hovering in the air with her.

    "Spike? You're the rampaging dragon?!" Rarity exclaimed in shock. Spike just smiled sheepishly before they both were reminded of a certain reality.

    They were both in the air with no way to stay up there.

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" Rarity and Spike screamed as they were soon plummeting to the ground. By now, Mario had recovered as he and the rest of the girls were standing by a bridge when they saw them falling in the distance.

    "Somepony do something!" said Pinkie in a panic as she saw them through some binoculars. Mario was frantically looking around for something to use to catch them as Twilight watched in horror and Applejack hid her face in her stenson hat.

    "On it!" said Rainbow as she pulled Fluttershy along. They quickly flew towards the torn piece of cape and fly towards their falling friends. Fluttershy had some trouble keeping up her speed and smiled apologetically as she held the cape in her mouth. Rainbow glared before taking off ahead and pulling Fluttershy behind her.

    "Fluttershy, take this!" Mario called out as he sped on the ground underneath them and tossed up a speed horseshoe. Fluttershy took it, powered up, and was able to keep up with Rainbow so the blue Pegasus could increase her speed. Spike was now panicking and fearing the worst. He looked at Rarity and knew what he had to do.

    "Rarity? I need to tell you something!" said Spike as the marshmallow pony looked at him, "Just in case we don't make it. I've always sort of had a crush-" Rarity cut him off by placing a gentle hoof on his mouth. She gave him a soft smile as tears left her eyes. It made one fact as clear as day.

    I know darling. I know.

    Despite the hoof on his mouth, Spike smiled. Knowing that no matter what, Rarity knew the truth. Rainbow Dash, along with a still powered up Fluttershy, poured down on the speed. With a fast streak of rainbow, they managed to catch their falling friends just in time. They slowed down and gently lowered them to the ground as the two sat inside the cape on the bridge where the rest of their friends were waiting for them. Fluttershy gasped.

    "We did it! I can't believe we did it!" Fluttershy cheered excitedly. It was also at that moment the water tower came tumbling down the mountain with a large crash. Inside the dragon-made crater were the three Wonderbolts, looking very shaken. However, once they noticed that they were out in the open again, they quickly recomposed themselves, saluted everypony and then flew off into the distance.

    "All in a day's work," said Rainbow as the rest of their friends gathered around. Rarity smiled and gave her full attention to Mario.

    "Are you alright?" Rarity asked, "I saw how frazzled you looked when they pulled you out of the rubble." Mario just looked at the ground and rubbed a fore-hoof against the dirt.

    "Just...embarassed," Mario replied timidly, "I'm sorry I failed to save you." Rarity gave him a hug.

    "You did you best," said Rarity and then noticed that Spike was missing. She found him sitting alone the edge of the bridge. He was overlooking all the damage he had caused when he had become a greedy giant dragon. He then noticed a giant footprint that had been left behind and compared it to his own claw.

    I was a monster Spike thought, fighting back tears.

    "Spike," said Rarity as the little dragon looked at her, "I just have to tell you how absolutely proud I am of you."

    "Proud of me?" said Spike sadly.

    "Yes," Rarity answered, "It was you who stopped...w-well, you, from destroying Ponyville. You're my hero Spikey-wikey!" Rarity then gave the little dragon another kiss on the cheek. Spike just smiled sheepishly as the rest of their friends just gathered around the other side of the bridge.

    "Okay," Mario told the others as Rarity stayed with Spike, "I better get to work rebuilding the damage. Fortunately, only the Cutie Mark Crusaders knew that was Spike. If we can ask them to keep this quiet, we might be able to just move on from what just happened without any...further incidents."

    "Good idea," said Twilight.

    "Still doesn't change the fact this was my fault," said Spike sadly, "even if nopony knew that was me." Mario pondered.

    "Well, how about you help me out with repairs?" Mario suggested, "We can get things fixed faster with two ponies guiding my mini-Mario toys." The said toy ponies all gathered up and raised a fore-hoof in reply. Spike smiled as Rarity gave him a supported hug.

    The next day, Spike got a piece of parchment and a quill so he could write what he had had learned to the Princess.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Spike recited as he wrote his letter, "Today I learned a great lesson about friendship. Well, you might think that it would feel good to get lots and lots of stuff, but it doesn't feel nearly as good as giving something special to somepony you really care about. But I learned that it truly is better to give than to receive, and that kindness and generosity are what lead to true friendship..."

    As Spike recited his letter, the rest of the ponies were with Rarity outside her boutique. As she wore a newly made purple cape with her fire ruby necklace. She used her magic to hand everypony else their own capes, each one made to fit their personality. Twilight oohed at hers and cuddled the soft material, Pinkie smiled at hers, F and RD happily wore theirs, and R put Applejack's cape on for her, making the orange pony smile. Rarity does the same for Mario as the others applaud how nice he looks, making him blush.

    "...And that's more valuable than anything in the world," Spike concluded before turning his head to the side, "Well...almost anything." There on his cheek was the lipstick mark where Rarity had kissed him, but he had picture framed it on his cheek.

    That's young love for you.

    They did a King Kong like parody, but they were seriously missing a Donkey Kong reference.

    I hope Mario wasn't too dramatic, but Mario has his own fears after all.

    Next time, We get into the Holiday Spirit!

    Peace Pony Fans

    39. A Hearth's Warming Tale

    A Hearth's Warming Tale

    Pony's Log Number 211: Sometimes it take a story about our history to reminds us what the holiday season is all about...

    It was wintertime on Equestria. The snow was falling calmly from the sky as a train gave a whistle as it clickety-clacked up a hill towards Canterlot.

    "We're getting closer!" said Twilight as she stuck her head out of the train window.

    "Oh yeah!" Mario added as he peeked out from Twilight's window.

    "I can hardly wait!" Rainbow added as she poked her head out of a window.

    "I'm so excited, I-I feel like shouting!" said Fluttershy before letting out a soft, "Woo-hoo!"

    "Hoo-wee!" Applejack added as she poked her head out of the window of the next train car in front of the other four ponies, "Canterlot, here we come!"

    "Oh, I do hope I look festive enough!" Rarity wondered as she poked her head out of a window wearing a festive tree hat.

    "There it is!" Pinkie shouted as she popped out of Rarity's hat, "Canterlot!"

    "Ooh..." the seven ponies as their train approached the royal city of Canterlot. Many might be wondering what the big deal was. Well this just wasn't just Canterlot.

    It was Canterlot during the Hearth's Warming season!

    It wasn't much longer before their train arrived at Canterlot Station and the main seven made their way across the platform into the main city as the Cutie Mark Crusaders, who had traveled with them, ran by in the background.

    "Oh, isn't Canterlot wonderful this time of year?" Twilight asked everypony as they made their way into the streets, which were all decorated with holiday decorations.

    "Yeah, I wish it was Hearth's Warming Eve every day," Rainbow said excitedly.

    "There's so much to look at!" Applejack added, "I feel like my durned eyes are gonna pop out of my head!"

    "I have an idea," said Twilight, "Let's play "I spy with my little eye" as we walk!"

    "Great idea Twilight!" Mario replied.

    "I'll go first," said Twilight, "I spy...an eight foot candy cane." They all looked and saw Scootaloo and another filly with their tongues stuck to the giant candy cane. Mario chuckled before using a warm washcloth from his saddle bag to free them.

    "I spy a snowpony!" Rainbow replied as there was another pony putting a hat on the said creation made of snow. Hoping it would come to life one day. (Heehee)

    "I spy somepony eating a gingerbread house," said Pinkie as she rushed into a nearby shop. The sound of cash register ringing was heard as Pinkie came out and gobbled the treat up, "...and it's me!" Everypony stared and then laughed.

    "This holiday season is going to be something special," Mario said to himself.

    (Main theme)

    The mane seven were soon at the Canterlot theatre where a stage was set up for a special holiday play. Hundreds of ponies from all over Equestria had arrived to come and watch the live performance. The interior was already decorated for the holidays and the orchestra was busy warming itself up. Backstage, the other ponies were chattering and getting ready for the big performance. This also included the mane seven, who were getting ready for the performance.

    "I can't believe that Princess Celestia chose us to put on the most important play in the season!" said Twilight excitedly as Rarity, already dressed in the costume, was busy putting on the purple pony's makeup, "Do you guys know what an honor this is? For all of us?"

    "Oh, I wish she hadn't honored me quite so much...I can't go onstage," said Fluttershy nervously as she looked at herself in the mirror, "I don't want everypony looking at me!" Fluttershy then made a mad dash for a nearby box with some leftover props and jumped inside with just her tail sticking out.

    "Fluttershy, darling, there's nothing to feel nervous about," said Rarity as she walked up to the trembling yellow Pegasus.

    "No?" Fluttershy asked as she peeked out of her hiding place and Rarity quickly rushed the yellow Pegasus towards the vanity mirror.

    "Of course not," Rarity answered as she got to work brushing Fluttershy's mane, plucking her eyebrows, "All across Equestria, ponies are preparing their own pageants for Hearth's Warming Eve in their own towns. It's tradition."

    "So you're saying they'll be too busy to come to our play?" Fluttershy asked hopefully.

    "Well, no. We're in the Canterlot pageant," said Rarity as she put some make up on Fluttershy, "the biggest and most important production in all of Equestria. A lot of ponies will come to watch us." Meanwhile, Applejack was trying on her hat and another Pegasus helped Pinkie finish getting into her own costume. Twilight was also examining herself in the mirror.

    "A lot?" Fluttershy groaned as she felt her fear coming back.

    "Hundreds," said Rarity.

    "Hundreds," Fluttershy repeated as she began to tremble. Rarity then gasped.

    "Maybe even thousands!" Rarity exclaimed.

    "EEEK!" Fluttershy yelped as she ran and hid herself back into the box. Rarity just looked annoyed when a cold gust entered the room and began to blow Rarity's mane about.

    "Oh, my hair!" Rarity exclaimed as she saw Applejack putting on the rest of her costume, "Applejack? Be a dear and shut those windows, will you?" Applejack made a face before stomping over to the opened window when she saw Rainbow actually preening at herself in the mirror.

    "Aaah! Rain-bow-Dash!" the blue Pegasus chanted with her helmet on, "Rain-bow-Dash! Aaah! Thank you, thank you!" Applejack just growled at her as Mario, who was already dressed in his costume, which will be revealed soon, walked by.

    "It's a reenactment of the founding of Equestria," Applejack reminded her sternly, "It's not the "Rainbow Dash show"."

    "Well, it should be the "Rainbow Dash" show!" Rainbow protested, "I'm the star!"

    "Give me a break," said Mario annoyingly, "This show is about all of us. Even if there was a Rainbow Dash show, it would get canned before it was ever allowed to appear on stage." Applejack laughed as Rainbow glared.

    "Oh and I suppose you're the star?" Rainbow retorted.

    "Could be," said Mario proudly, "I did make a name for myself as an actor when I was a little pony!" He then said with the snooty accent was going to use in the play. "Oh the theatre, the theatre, what's happened to the theatre?"

    "So this is the "Super Mario Super Show" now?" Applejack asked.

    "Very funny," said Mario, "I still can't figure out who in their right mind wrote that I was supposed to be married to the Earth Pony leader! I'm a unicorn!"

    "Well, I would have preferred you had kept your mouth shut!" Pinkie retorted, bitter that Mario had spoken up about the script mistake.

    "Pinkie. You. Me. Amigos. Nothing more. Get over it!" Mario said sternly in her face. Pinkie snorted.

    "Fluttershy, you've got to come out of there!" Twilight retorted as she tried to pull the frightened yellow Pegasus out of the box with her magic by tugging her tail.

    "Curtain in two minutes!" Spike called and already dressed in his costume, which was a medieval style outfit.

    "Twilight, let me handle this," said Pinkie as she bounced past Rarity.

    "My hair!" Rarity exclaimed as the wind blew it about again.

    "PINKIE!" Twilight shouted as Pinkie grabbed the purple pony by the head and then let go, causing Twilight to tumble into the box with Fluttershy.

    "Want some-"

    "NO!" Twilight, Fluttershy, and Pinkie yelled.

    "Okay then!" Mario snapped irritably as Pinkie then shivered from the cold air.

    "The Hearth's Warming Eve Pageant is about harmony and friendship," Applejack told Rainbow as the two glared at each other.

    "Shut the window!" Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Twilight yelled. Spike just flinched at all the tension and went back to the stage with a sigh. Mario groaned loudly.

    "Do I have to do everything around here?" Mario snapped as he closed the window with a loud SLAM. Then he used his magic to lift both Fluttershy and Twilight, and made them tumble out of the box and carried it away. Finally, he tossed Fluttershy's costume at Pinkie's face.

    "You're welcome," Mario retorted bitterly.

    "BLEH!" said the six girls as Mario gave them all a loud raspberry and stomped off.

    Soon it was time for the play to begin, the lights in the main room grew dim as the background music began to play. A spotlight appeared at the center of the stage. The front curtain opened to show Spike warming himself up at a prop fireplace and fire. Spike then turned around to face the audience.

    "Once upon a time," Spike began using a faux of British accent to his voice as he walked towards the audience, "long before the peaceful rule of Celestia, and before the ponies discovered our beautiful land of Equestria, ponies did not know harmony. It was a strange and dark time. A time when poinies were torn apart...by hatred!" The audience gasped, especially the Cutie Mark Crusaders, who got front row seats for the performance.

    "I know. Can you believe it?" Spike remarked with a hand to the side before returning to his narration voice, "During this frightful age, each of the three tribes - the Pegasi, the unicorns, and the Earth ponies - cared not for what befell the other tribes, but only for their own welfare..." As Spike spoke, the three spotlights showed the three types of ponies, all wearing olden time style clothing.

    "...In those trouble times, as now," Spike continued as the three tribes snubbed each other, "the Pegasi were the stewards of the weather. But they demanded something in return. Food that could only be grown by the Earth ponies." Another curtain open to show Pegasi shaking a prop cloud to create weather and then the scenery changed into a farming landscape. The Pegasi arrive and put their hooves forward to demand food from the earth ponies. The audience began to whisper to each other. Sweetie Belle whispered a discreet comment, making Apple Bloom chuckle. On stage, the earth ponies growled before handing the Pegasi some of their food.

    "The unicorns demanded the same," said Spike and moved forward toward the audience, "in return for magically bringing forth day and night. And so, mistrust between the tribes festered, until one fateful day, it came to a boil. And what prompted the ponies to clash? 'Twas a mysterious blizzard that overtook the land, and toppled the tribe's precarious peace." It was then the backdrop showed snow was falling and the earth ponies began to show that they were freezing.

    Then the scenery became more realistic as the winds howled across the land.

    "The normally industrious Earth ponies were unable to farm the land," Spike continued as several earth ponies were seen struggling to plant and grow any food. One Earth pony finds a small plant, only for it to wilt in their hooves, making them cry. The winds then blew down a nearby earth pony hut, making the family that was living inside shiver, "The Earth ponies were freezing." Then the scene changes to the olden home of the Pegasi, where it was snowing as well. Several Pegasi were flying about looking cold and irritable.

    "The home of the Pegasi fared no better," said Spike as one Pegasi began to eat the top of his helmet, "The Pegasi were hungry." The view then shifted to a stone castle where some unicorns were huddled inside.

    "And the unicorns were freezing and hungry," Spike continued as the shivering unicorns were forced to eat on a single bean each, "Even the unicorns' magic was powerless against the storm." Several unicorns try to use their magic to block out the cold snowy winds from entering the castle, but the winds are too strong and destroy the doors to the castle.

    "Each tribe blamed the others for their suffering," said Spike as some ponies began to fight with other over what little food was available. The snow increased and the winds became more intense, "and the angrier everypony grew, the worse the blizzard became. And so it was decided that a grand summit would be held to figure out a way to cope with the blizzard." Several ponies of all three tribes are seen gathering at a large building. Inside the tribes sat together in three sections.

    "Each tribe sent their leaders," said Spike as the flag of the unicorns is seen and trumpet fanfare is heard, it was then Rarity and (surprise) Mario took the stage, "Daughter of the unicorn king, Princess Platinum and her...bleh...handsome husband, Prince Emerald." Mario...I mean...Prince Emerald...gave Spike a discreet glare as he and Princess Platinum regally made their way to the center table wearing royal outfits and crowns. Then the Pegasi were shown with their banner and more trumpet fanfare was heard.

    "Ruler of the Pegasi, Commander Hurricane," Spike announced as two Pegasi guards lowered their spear so the commander, played by Rainbow, could make her way to the center table, wearing her military uniform. Then some...kazoo fanfare was heard along with the flag representing the Earth Ponies.

    "...leader of the Earth ponies, Chancellor Puddinghead," Spike announced, a bit wearily, as the chancellor, played by Pinkie, bounced her way to the center table. She was wearing a medieval style dress with a pudding hat on her head, hence her name. The four leaders then sat at the table, setting their hats down on it, raising a fore-hoof and glared at each other.

    "Perhaps the three tribes could finally settle their differences, and agree on a way to get through this disaster," said Spike. There was brief silence that was filled with tension before all four leaders began to yell at each other at once, knocking their hats off the table.

    "All I wanna know is why the Earth ponies are hogging all the food!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) added as she banged a hoof on the other Pegasi shouted in protest.

    "Us?! " Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) snapped, but then blinked, smiled, and then glared at the Pegasus, "We're not hogging all the food, you are! Oh, wait! You're right. It's us. Well, it's only 'cause you mean old Pegasusususes are making it snow like crazy!" The Chancellor Puddinghead gave them an exaggerated expression.

    "For the hundredth time, it's not us!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) snapped, "We're not making the snow! It must be the unicorns! They're doing it with their freaky magic!" Princess Platinum and Sir Emerald gasped is disbelief.

    "How dare you!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) exclaimed and stamping her hooves, "Unlike you Pegasi ruffians, we unicorns would never stoop to such a thing! H-m-ph!" The other unicorns hmph in agreement.

    "Our responsibilities," Prince Emerald (Mario) added with a voice that had a Scottish faux, "Is in the rising and setting of the sun. My wife and myself included don't involve our magic in controlling the weather. That is your job. If you can't do your job properly, that is nopony's problem but yours!" The other unicorns nodded in agreement.

    "Well, if you non-Earths aren't gonna stop using your weirdo powers to freeze us all," Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) retorted, "then I'm just plum out of ideas." The other Earth ponies gasped.

    "She calls us weirdos?" Prince Emerald (Mario) snootily as Princess Platinum rolled her eyes in agreement.

    "What a shocker," Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) retorted sarcastically, "An Earth pony with no ideas!"

    "Commander Hurricane, please cease with the insults!" said Princess Platinum (Rarity) sternly.

    "You're not the boss of me, your royal snootiness!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) remarked as she hovered into Princess Platinum's face.

    "I beg your pardon?!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) retorted offensively.

    "How dare you insult my wife?" Prince Emerald (Mario) said angrily as he stood up.

    "Well, what are you gonna do about it?" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) taunted mockingly, "You can't do anything to me!" The Pegasi oohed. Prince Emerald then did a stylistic double jump into the commander's back before landing gracefully next to his wife.

    "HUZZAH!" the other unicorns shouted.

    "Oooh! That's the move you used in the tournaments to win my hoof in marriage!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) cooed but then remembered the other leaders at the table, "Getting back on topic. I am a princess! I won't be spoken to that way!" Princess Platinum then put her crown back on her head, but didn't notice that she had put it on upside down. She grabbed Prince's Emerald's hoof to storm out of the building.

    "Well, I'm leaving first!" said Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) as she got beside the two unicorns.

    "No, I'm first!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) retorted as she stood in front of the door and opened it. The four ponies argued as they tried to squeeze out of the doorway at once and then stomped off in their separate ways.

    "And the blizzard raged on," said Spike when high above the sky three ghostlike ponies watched the four leaders from above. They gave a loud whinnying noise as they continued to power the blizzard.

    "So the summit of the tribes did not turn out as well as hoped," said Spike as he stood in the center of the stage. Behind him the four leaders each stood in different places on the stage (Well Commander Hurricane hovered but still had her own spotlight). They then separated as the scenery changed to another snowy backdrop. As the scenery becomes more realistic, we can see Private Pansy, played by Fluttershy, quivering in the cold just outside Commander Hurricane's headquarters as the blue Pegasus zoomed by.

    "Atten-tion!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) shouted as Private Pansy jumped and gave her a salute. Then fell through her cloud and into the snow

    "Well?" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) asked sternly as she noticed her dazed comrade, "Aren't you curious about how it went?"

    "Oh! Commander Hurricane, sir!" Private Pansy (Fluttershy) stuttered as she approached the staircase, "How did it go, sir?"

    "Horribly!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) snapped as she kicked some snow off her porch, "Those other tribe leaders are so disrespectful! The unicorn prince had the nerve to stomp me twice! Don't they realize that we are a mighty tribe or warriors, and should not be crossed? We've got to break ranks with those weak foals!" Commander Hurricane went to shove off more snow, making Private Pansy lose her footing. She tried to regain it, but ended up tumbling back into the snow.

    Back at the stone castle, Princess Platinum and Prince Emerald had arrived. As much as Prince Emerald tried, even holding his wife close wasn't enough to make her stop shivering from the cold.

    "Clover the Cleaver! We need you!" Princess Platinum shouted as she plopped to the floor and the Prince stayed close by until Clover the Cleaver arrived, who was played by Twilight. She had also come with spare blankets for the two.

    "Yes, your Majesties," said Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) as she put the blankets around the princess and prince, "Did the other pony tribes see reason as I predicted?" Prince Emerald snorted.

    "You're predictions are as reliable as you keeping the library uncluttered," Prince Emerald (Mario) remarked.

    "Those other tribes are impossible!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) complained as Clover the Cleaver shut the door behind them. The princess sat on a chair as her husband sat beside her, "I, for one, can no longer bear to be anywhere near those lowly creatures! The Pegasi commander had the nerve to threaten me! But my hubby-wubby was there to show that ruffian a thing or two!" Princess Platinum nuzzled his neck with her head and gave him a cute smile.

    "All in a day's work my love," Prince Emerald (Mario) replied as Clover the Cleaver made a very discreet look of jealousy and annoyance.

    "The unicorns are noble and majestic," Princess Platinum (Rarity) continued, "We will no longer consort with the likes of them!" The princess then slammed her fore-hooves into the water to warm them up.

    "So let it be said, so let it be done!" Prince Emerald (Mario) declared.

    "Isn't it so let it be written, so let it be done, your majesty?" Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) asked.

    "We don't have any more parchment," Prince Emerald (Mario) replied before muttering, "I was...hungry." Princess Platinum and Clover the Cleaver rolled their eyes as the snow continued to fall outside.

    Inside of another building in the Earth Pony territory, some cinders and ashes come out of the chimney as Chancellor Puddinghead entered her home face first. Her assistant, Smart Cookie, played by Applejack, was waiting for her...by the front door.

    "Wouldn't it have been easier to use the front door, Chancellor?" Smart Cookie (Applejack) asked curiously.

    "Maybe for you, Smart Cookie," the Chancellor (Pinkie) replied, "But I am a Chancellor. I was elected because I know how to think outside the box. Which means..." Chancellor Puddinghead then stuck her head back inside of the chimney as Smart Cookie looked at her blankly, "...I can also think inside of a chimney! Can you think inside of a chimney?"

    "Uh..." Smart Cookie (Applejack) stuttered.

    "I didn't think so," said Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) smugly with soot covering her face.

    "Ugh," Smart Cookie (Applejack) groaned when the Chancellor walked past and then froze.

    "Ohmygosh. Hold on to your hooves!" Chancellor Puddinghead said with a huge smile on her face, "I am just about to be brilliant!"

    "That's a first," Smart Cookie (Applejack) muttered under her breath.

    You can say that again...

    "I have decided that the Earth ponies are gonna go it alone!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) announced.

    "Aw, so you mean the other tribes didn't come around?" said Smart Cookie (Applejack) sadly, "Shoot...I really thought we could get through to 'em if we-"

    "Don't worry about them," Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) interrupted as she got into the orange pony's face, "We're the ones with all the food, right?"

    "Actually, we're all out," said Smart Cookie (Applejack) plainly.

    "Fine," Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) replied after just a single blink, "then we'll have to go somewhere new where we can grow some new food. And with me as our fearless leader, what could go wrong?" She then opened the doors to her house, only for a large mound of snow to bury her alive as Smart Cookie just looked unamused.

    "Where should I start?" Smart Cookie (Applejack) muttered.

    "The point is..." Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) replied, poking her head out of the snow as the other three leaders appeared around her, "We must find a new land!"

    Up in the snowy and blustery skies, Commander Hurricane was flying quickly ahead, but soon found that she was alone and slowed down. She retraced her flight path since Private Pansy was having trouble flying through the strong gusts.

    "C' mon, Private Pansy, let's get a move-on!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) yelled, "Hup-one, hup-two!" Some thunder then crashed, making Private Pansy yelp and "jump" into Commander's Hurricane's fore-hooves.

    "Get a hold of yourself," Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) snapped as she dropped the yellow Pegasus, "We cannot let anything distract us from the mission at hand. To find, and if necessary, to conquer a new land!" The commander began to push the Private forward.

    "Conquer, sir?" Private Pansy (Fluttershy) asked timidly.

    "You never know where enemies might be lurking," Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) replied as she flew around the Private.

    "I don't see any enemies, Commander," said Private Pansy (Fluttershy), "just...snow."

    "A-ha! What's that?!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) shouted as she saw a black cloud shaped like a monster and started to fight it. Private Pansy watched until she noticed a tiny little black cloud next to her.

    "EEP!" she yelped and jumped into the commanders fore-hooves again.

    "Okay. This is getting old," Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) muttered as she dropped the frazzled Pegasus once again.

    Back on the ground, Princess Platinum, Prince Emerald, and Clover the Cleaver were venturing into some woods.

    "Oh, this is simply taking forever," Princess Platinum (Rarity) complained as she raised a swollen fore-hoof. Prince Emerald (Mario) went to message it for her, "My hooves are killing me? How long have we been walking for?"

    "About five minutes, your highness," Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) responded as she lowered a tree branch to show their castle home not too far away.

    "Oh, I never imagined finding a new land would be so hard," Princess Platinum (Rarity) continued.

    "Take it from somepony who once ventured far and wide my love," Prince Emerald (Mario) replied, "Yes, the journey will be difficult and very treacherous..." Princess Platinum whimpered.

    "...but I know for a fact that my wife won't stop at nothing until she gets exactly what she wants," Prince Emerald (Mario) said confidently.

    "Oh, quite true, darling," Princess Platinum (Rarity) replied with a chuckle, feeling her determination return. Clover the Cleaver just looked indignant as she walked behind the two unicorns.

    "I actually think that the three tribes could've tried harder," Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) remarked.

    "Sez you," said Prince Emerald (Mario) snootily as his wife shared the same facial expression.

    "Stooooooop!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) shouted.

    "What's wrong?" Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) asked worried.

    "That is what's wrong!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) remarked as she showed the purple unicorn a rushing and raging...stream?

    "Your Highness," Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) pointed out, "it's just a stream. We can cross it easily." Clover the Cleaver hopped across two small rocks to cross the stream without a problem, but the Princess would have none of it.

    "I refuse to get my gown wet," Princess Platinum (Rarity) said indignantly, "I have no intention of arriving at my new land looking like a bedraggled Earth pony, or worse yet a rough-and-tumble Pegasus. I, for one, have no intention of stooping down to their level." The princess then turned her back against Clover the Cleaver with her nose in the air.

    "Oh perish the thought my love," Prince Emerald (Mario) agreed before telling Clover sternly, "I refuse to venture another step forward until my wife can be properly transported across!"

    "Why not you transport her, your highness?" Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) remarked, not hiding the irritation, annoyance, and jealousy in her tone as she rolled her eyes at them.

    "Because that is why we have you," Prince Emerald (Mario) as a matter of fact.

    "On the other hand," Princess Platinum (Rarity) said, seeing her husband's point, "I have no trouble watching you stoop down." Clover the Cleaver groaned as she was soon equipped with a bridle so Rarity could ride her across.

    "And do watch the gown, darling," Princess Platinum (Rarity) remarked as they headed across the stream, "It's worth more than all the books in your library."

    "If she does ruin it, what do you think is a more fitting punishment?" Prince Emerald (Mario) pondered aloud, "Selling all the books or magically locking her out of the place for...err...three to six months?" Clover the Cleaver squeaked with fright.

    "I'll make sure her gown stays dry and clean," Clover the Cleaver said in an over the top cheery voice, "And I'll smile too!" She gave them a large squeaky smile before turning around and started sulking to herself. The Prince and Princess just looked very pleased with themselves.

    Later, somewhere near some mountain paths where the sides were encrusted with gems of various types, Chancellor Puddinghead and Smart Cookie were exploring. The Chancellor had attached the map to her head and had cut holes out of it so she could see and breathe. However, it seemed as if they were just walking about the same area and even Smart Cookie was feeling most annoyed.

    "Yes, yes," said Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie), "This is definitely the right direction."

    "It feels like we're going in circles," Smart Cookie (Applejack) remarked, showing a trail of hoof prints in the said shape.

    "But that's impossible," Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) retorted indignantly, "Are you suggesting that I'm reading the map wrong?"

    "Absolutely not, your chancellorness," Smart Cookie (Applejack) replied, "It's just that there are holes in the map, and-"

    "Of course!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) remarked as she stepped towards the edge of a cliff, "How else could I see where I was going?"

    "Yeah, uh-"

    "Or talk? I need to be able to talk!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) cut the orange pony off, "I mean how would we survive if I just suddenly shut up?"

    I tell you how we would survive if you did...

    (cue "Hallelujah chorus")

    The world would be at peace!

    Political leaders would actually get along and get things done!

    No more food allergies to apples, nuts, and peanut butter!

    We could build buildings with chocolate and streets paved with GOLD!

    HUMANS COULD VISIT EQUESTRIA!

    MONEY WOULD FALL FROM THE SKY!

    "GIVE IT A REST! I ASKED SMART COOKIE, NOT YOU!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) shouted.

    (music stops abruptly)

    BLEH!

    Smart Cookie just looked away from the pink pony.

    "Heaven forbid that should happen, your chancellorship," Smart Cookie (Applejack) replied wearily, "Heh. It's just that...the map is upside down." The Chancellor blinked as Smart Cookie tapped the map with a fore-hoof.

    "I got a newsflash for you, Cookie," said Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie), narrowing her eyes at her, "The world is round. There is no up or down."

    You could never tell which end was up anyway.

    "ZIP IT!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) barked before she walked away from Smart Cookie.

    "You're right!" said Smart Cookie (Applejack), despite having no clue who the Chancellor was yelling at and wanted to make peace, "It's such a relief to me that you're in charge of this map..."

    "Relief?" said Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) as she backed up, making rewinding sounds with her hooves, "You don't need relief! If anypony needs relief around here, it's me! I'm a chancellor! I'm a bigshot! You're just my, um...my, uh..."

    "Secretary," Smart Cookie (Applejack) answered bluntly.

    "Whatever," Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) snapped as she grabbed the map with her mouth, chewed it, and then spat it into Smart Cookie's face, "You take the map, while I enjoy some relief." She then took one step too many and fell off the side of the mountain.

    "Yes, Chancellor Puddinghead," Smart Cookie (Pinkie) answered as she looked at the map indignantly. The Chancellor then just poked her head from below and smiled as the curtain closed for the next act.

    It wasn't much longer before the front curtain reopened as Spike walked out to continue the story.

    "And so, each leader encountered obstacles along the way," Spike said in his narration voice, "but eventually, they all arrived in a new and wondrous land. Nopony had ever seen paradise before." Another curtain open behind him to show a backdrop of a green valley surrounded by mountains and clouds. It was supposedly the future site of Ponyville.

    The scenery turned realistic once more as Commander Hurricane was bouncing from one cloud to the next as Private Pansy hovered nearby.

    "This is the new land we've been searching for!" announced Commander Hurricane (Rainbow).

    "What a view..." remarked Private Pansy (Fluttershy), "I can see my future house from here."

    "I proclaim this new land to be...Pegasopolis!" said Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) as she planted a flag into a nearby cloud.

    Near the other side of a mountain Princess Platinum had just found a huge collection of gems and had put them into a pile.

    "I've never seen such jewels!" said Princess Platinum (Rarity) excitedly, "This ruby is dazzling! This whole land is dazzling! I'm double dazzled!"

    "We could build our entire palace out of gems!" Prince Emerald (Mario) told his wife and she squealed excitedly before reclining with her pile of gems next to her.

    "In the name of the unicorns, I hereby dub this land Unicornia!" Princess Platinum said boldly as placed the flag down nearby. Clover the Cleaver just smiled.

    Down at the ground, Chancellor Puddinghead was examining the land.

    "The air! The trees! The dirt!" she exclaimed as she looked up, popped out, and poked about, "This dirt is the dirtiest dirt in the whole dirt world!" She began to shift her hooves into some dirt contently as Smart Cookie stood nearby.

    "And fertile too," Smart Cookie (Applejack) added as she held some dirt and a small plant started to grow in it, "Perfect for growing food."

    "In the name of the Earth ponies," Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) declared, "I think I'm gonna call this place...uh...Dirtville!"

    "How about "Earth"?" Smart Cookie (Applejack) proposed.

    "Earth!" Canceller Puddinghead (Pinkie) repeated, "Congratulations to me for thinking of it." Her pudding hat then fell off her head and the Earth Pony flag popped out of it.

    It was then the four leaders shouted: "We found our new home!" But then they realized that they had all "discovered" the same land. They looked at each other in shock for a moment.

    "I planted my flag first!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) shouted.

    "Did not!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) and Prince Emerald (Mario) shouted back.

    "Did too!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) retorted.

    "I planted mine earlier than first!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) shot back.

    "That makes no sense!" Prince Emerald (Mario) yelled, "You make no sense. No wonder you Earth ponies are so inferior!"

    "All of you riffraff are trespassing in Unicornia!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) told the others.

    "The name is Pegasopolis!" Commander Hurricane said (Rainbow) sternly as she got into both of the unicorns faces.

    "Earth!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) shouted.

    "Pegasopolis!" said Commander Hurricane (Rainbow).

    "Unicornia!" shouted Princess Platinum (Rarity) and Price Emerald (Mario).

    "I say we fight for the land," Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) challenged as she made eye contact with the unicorns, "May the best pony win!" It was then a cold wind blew past but nopony noticed it.

    "That's barbaric," Princess Platinum (Rarity) said indignantly and pushed the purple pony in front of her, "Clover the Cleaver? Throw that brute into the dungeon!"

    "What dungeon?" Clover the Cleaver asked puzzled.

    "This dungeon!" Prince Emerald (Mario) shouted as he fired a magic blast at the commander, which instantly covered her wings in sticky black ink. This prevented her from flying, making the blue Pegasus shriek as she hit the ground, "Now whose next?" The prince glowed his horn for a second shot as Chancellor Puddinghead gritted her teeth angrily.

    "Look," said Clover the Cleaver (Twilight), "perhaps if we all calmed down."

    "I agree," Smart Cookie (Applejack) added nervously, "Let's all calm down."

    "I vote for calm," Private Pansy (Fluttershy) agreed.

    "I'll have you court-martialed for insubordination, Private!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) threatened as she cleared her wings of the ink, "We'll settle this on the battlefield!" It was at this time the snow began to fall around them.

    "You mean like this big mouth?" Prince Emerald (Mario) retorted as he sent a snowball right into the Pegasus's face. Princess Platinum laughed...until the Commander pelted her and the Prince in the face. Commander Hurricane laughed as the two unicorns growled angrily at her.

    "Who dares throw a snowball at royalty?!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) shouted. Chancellor Puddinghead went to toss a snowball when she realized something.

    "Wait a minute," Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) pointed out, "Where'd all this snow come from anyway?" The four ponies all look around to see the snow had managed to cover the new land they had discovered. The three ghostly like ponies had followed them.

    "Oh no. Not again," Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) groaned as the winds blew and the ghostly ponies roared.

    Back inside the theatre hall, the curtains were closed as Spike took the spotlight solo as the rest of the ponies listened quietly.

    "And so the paradise that the ponies had found was soon lost," Spike continued in his narration voice as he moved about the stage, "buried under a thick blanket of snow and hard feelings. Instead of beautiful, it was blizzardy. Instead of wonderful, it was wintery! Instead of spectacular, it was snow-tacular! Instead of-"

    "We get it!" a pony named Shoeshine shouted, "Move on!" Spike just laughed nervously and cleared his throat.

    "Everypony was forced to seek shelter," said Spike as the curtain opened to reveal a cave inside of a rocky hill, "They searched high and low, but the only shelter for miles was a cold and desolate cave. And, of course, the three tribes had to share it, and nopony was too happy about that." As the scenery became realistic, the snow and window continued to howl outside the cave as the seven ponies were sitting inside. The leaders had every irritated and indignant faces while their assistants looked more worried.

    "Please, Commander Hothead," Princess Platinum (Rarity) began.

    "It's Commander Hurricane," the Pegasus (Rainbow) retorted to the unicorn's face.

    "Whatever!" Prince Emerald (Mario) remarked as his wife cleared her throat.

    "Please, Commander, could you just stand back and give us some royal space?" The princess (Rarity) asked as she brushed the commander back a bit.

    "Please do what my wife says, Commander, your breath stinks," the Prince (Mario) added snootily as he held his wife by a forehoof.

    "You mean like this, your highnesses?" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) retorted angrily as she stamped a hoof to the floor, making both unicorns look down at the ground.

    "Indeed not!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) retorted, "You see this invisible line?"

    "Private?" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) shouted, "Outline our territory for everypony to see!" Private Pansy walked over to start marking the ground, but she moved so slowly that the Commander grabbed her from above and dragged her sideways to mark a straight line.

    "See this real, non-invisible line?" the commander retorted, "No unicorns or Earth ponies are allowed to cross it! This is the sovereign territory of Pegasopolis!"

    "Clover the Cleaver?" Princess Platinum (Rarity) and Prince Emerald (Mario) shouted.

    "Uh...Smart Cookie!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) shouted at the same time at the unicorns. Clover the Cleaver and Smart Cookie walked in front of them with annoyed faces.

    "I know, I know," said Smart Cookie (Applejack) as the two began to draw their own lines. It wasn't long before the two assistant pony's lines met each other. Rather than fight, the two just sigh before they changed directions to continue drawing. Private Pansy was also drawing a line until she saw a rock and started to go around it.

    "What are you doing?" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) snapped, "Don't go around the rock, go over it! I'm not giving up an inch of territory to the enemy!"

    "That rock is clearly on the Unicornia side of the cave," Princess Platinum (Rarity) declared as her prince stood beside her, "and it belongs to us!" She then added under her breath to her husband, "Who knows? There could be jewels inside." Prince Emerald nodded in agreement. The blue Pegasus groaned.

    "I claim this rock for Pegasopolis!" said Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) as she dug up the rock and pushed it towards her territory.

    "Unhand that rock this instant, you scoundrel!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) demanded.

    "Want another round of ink in your feathers, Commander?" Prince Emerald (Mario) challenged with his horn glowing and ready for another magic blast. It was then Chancellor Puddinghead arrived between them.

    "Oh, look, you found my rock," the chancellor replied, "I've been looking for it everywhere!" She then took off, leaving everyone dumbfounded for a moment.

    "Hey! You invaded our territory!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) shouted.

    "Finders keepers, losers weepers!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) taunted as she set the rock into her territory. Prince Emerald fired his magic blast as her instead, but the shot missed...several times.

    "Miss me! Miss me! Now you gotta kiss me!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) teased.

    "Disgusting! My royal lips would never kiss such low-class riffraff!" Prince Emerald (Mario) said with a face. Chancellor Puddinghead gave Mario a raspberry. She did the same at Commander Hurricane just to get under the Pegasus's skin.

    "That's the last straw!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) shouted furiously and stomped a hoof the line towards the pink pony and the two unicorns did the same.

    "Give us that rock!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) demanded and they were soon arguing furiously at each other as they chased the Chancellor about the cave. Clover the Cleaver just lightly slapped a fore-hoof to her forehead as Chancellor Puddinghead stood in front of the purple pony and taunted the other leaders again, making them stomp their hooves and continue to argue with each other. They were arguing so much that they hadn't noticed until too late that the cold winds had entered the cave and a ominous cloud had formed above them and was starting to freeze the inside of the cave from the roof downward.

    "Look, everypony!" said Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) as she looked up at the roof, "The entrance!" With the sound of cracking ice, the entrance out of the cave was sealed shut and then continued to creep down the walls of the cave. The four leaders could only glare and stomp away from each other.

    "Great. Now there's no way out!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) remarked, "We're trapped!"

    "You two deserve this horrible fate," Princess Platinum (Rarity) retorted, "You've done nothing but argue and fight with each other!"

    "And get in our faces and talk complete and utter nonsense!" Prince Emerald (Mario) added.

    "You've been fighting too, your Highnesses!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) shot back as he stood next to Private Pansy.

    "Yeah! Worse!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) added, "I haven't been fighting nearly as much as you!" The pink pony hadn't noticed that her the ice was beginning to encase her body as Smart Cookie backed away.

    "How ridiculous! A unicorn never stoops to fighting!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) added as she started being encased in the ice.

    "We just tell it like it is!" Prince Emerald (Mario) added as he was being encased in the ice as well. Clover the Cleaver backed away from them.

    "That's just 'cause you wimpy unicorns know you'd never win!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) added as she was now being incased in the ice and Private Pansy backed away.

    "I took you down twice! I can do it again!" Prince Emerald (Mario) shouted before the ice encased him completely.

    "Earth ponies are numbskulls!" Commander Hurricane (Rainbow) shouted as she was encased completely.

    "Pegasi are brutes!" Princess Platinum (Rarity) added before sharing her husband's icy fate.

    "Unicorns are snobs!" Chancellor Puddinghead (Pinkie) yelled before she, too, was encased completely in ice. With the four leaders now frozen solid, that left only the three assistants at the mercy of the creeping ice. They tried to back away from it until they bumped into each other and gasped. They looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief. Until the roaring the three ghostly ponies above them made the three scream and hold each other fearfully.

    "W-W-What is that...thing?" Private Pansy (Fluttershy) asked fearfully.

    "They must be...windigos!" Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) answered.

    "Windigos?" said Smart Cookie (Applejack) and Private Pansy (Fluttershy) together with frightened looks on their faces.

    "My mentor Star Swirl the Bearded taught me about them," Clover the Clever (Twilight) explained, "Their winter spirits that feed off fighting and hatred. The more hate the spirit feels, the colder things become!" The three windigos continued to circle the three ponies.

    "Then...this is our fault," Smart Cookie (Applejack) realized, "We three tribes...we brought this blizzard to our home by fightin' and not trustin' each other. Now it's destroyin' this land, too."

    "And now our bodies will become as cold as our hearts," Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) added, "...all because we were foolish enough to hate." The three ponies huddled up close as the ice slowly began to make its way towards them.

    "Well, I don't hate you..." Private Pansy (Fluttershy) admitted, "I actually hate Commander Hurricane a lot more than I hate you guys." The other two girls giggled as the windigos snorted.

    "Actually, I don't really hate her," Private Pansy (Fluttershy) continued, "I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, dislike her." This made the other two girls laugh as the ice began to slowly encase the three of them.

    "Well, I don't hate you guys either," Smart Cookie (Applejack) said with a smile.

    "Nor do I," Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) added as they huddled up close, making the windagos make a whinnying sound.

    "No matter what our difference, we're still ponies," Smart Cookie (Applejack) said as the three closed their eyes and, with smiles on their faces, the ice encased them as well. But not completely, part of Clover the Cleaver's horn was left exposed. Just enough to make the unbelievable happen. Her horn suddenly glowed and from it erupted a massive burst of magical power from it, making her eyes glow as the ice surrounding her, Private Pansy, and Smart Cookie to shatter. The two ponies backed away in shock as the windigos were pushed out of the cave and away from the land. The magic then shaped itself into a magical heart-shaped flame. Clover the Cleaver was feeling a tad drained when the others approached her.

    "What was that?" Private Pansy (Fluttershy) asked.

    "I didn't know unicorns could do that," Smart Cookie (Applejack) added in amazement.

    "I didn't either," Clover the Cleaver (Twilight) answered, "Nothing like this has ever happened before. But I know it couldn't have been just me. It came from all three of us, joined together, in friendship." They each extended a fore-hoof as a declaration. A declaration that they were now friends.

    "All through the night," Spike narrated, "The three ponies kept the fire of friendship alive by telling stories to one another, and by singing songs, which of course became the winter carols that we still sing today." The three ponies are shown sitting together talking and laughing with one another. Then they are sitting together as they sing. All the while, the ice around the cave slowly began to melt.

    "Eventually, the warmth of the fire and singing and laughing reached the leaders, and their bodies began to thaw," Spike continued before adding in his normal voice, "and it even began to melt their hearts." As Spike spoke, Commander Hurricane was the first to awaken from her icy prison, followed by Princess Platinum and Prince Emerald. Smart Cookie helped a drained Chancellor Puddinghead out of her ice prison. The pink pony quickly shook off the excess melted ice before giving Smart Cookie a big hug. Princess Platinum and Prince Emerald sandwiched Clover the Cleaver in a loving hug. Commander Hurricane and Private Pansy shared a friendly hoof-bump. It was then the ice around the cave entrance melted and the seven ponies made their exit out of the cave to see that the snow had almost completely melted away from the new land. Chancellor Puddinghead and Smart Cookie smiled excitedly, as did Commander Hurricane and Private Pansy, Princess Platinum and Prince Emerald held Clover the Cleaver close as they smiled as well.

    "The three leaders agreed to share the beautiful land, and live in harmony afterwards," Spike narrated as Prince Emerald and Commander Hurricane set up the flagpole. Commander Hurricane winked as Chancellor Puddinghead and Princess Platinum raised up what was today's modern national flag, "and together, they named the new land..."

    "Equestria!" the seven ponies shouted at once as they stood before the flag and showed it to the audience. The audience cheered for them loudly as the curtain closed to end the show. Then it reopened as the mane seven stood before the audience with warm smiles on their faces. Spike stood with them before they all made a head bow and confetti shot from behind the stage and some bells began to ring. It was now time to sing an annual Hearth's Warming Carol. (feel free to sing along!)

    [Chorus - the song is led by the mane seven. The rest of the audience joins in on the singing. The Cutie Mark Crusaders are shown as they sing, Scootaloo putting a fore-hoof around Apple Bloom as the yellow filly did the same for Sweetie Belle. Applejack and Fluttershy hold each other. Rarity, Twilight, and Mario hold each other. and Pinkie literally glomped Rainbow.]

    The fire of friendship lives in our hearts
    As long as it burns, we cannot drift apart
    Through quarrels arise, their numbers are few
    Laughter and singing will see us through (will see us through)
    We are a circle of pony friends
    A circle of friends we'll be to the very end!

    The curtain closes for the final time that evening as everypony cheered loudly that anypony walking by the theatre could hear.

    Backstage, everypony was in good spirits as they finished cleaning up for the evening. Applejack and Mario had walked off to help with clean up as Twilight spook to the rest of their friends.

    "We should be so honored that Princess Celestia chose us!" said Twilight happily, "She must really think we exemplify what good friends are!" Pinkie couldn't help but wrap her fore-hooves around Rarity for a hug, even sticking her tongue out to look silly as she smiled happily. Then the moment was gone with the wind. Literally. The cold wind began to blow Rarity's mane about again and Pinkie was literally blown away.

    "Applejack, I thought you closed all the windows," Rarity retorted.

    "Don't blame me, Mario is the one who didn't close 'em properly!" Applejack replied as she got into Rarity's face, making Mario glare as he stood behind the orange pony, "Rainbow Dash should've flown up there and shut it. After all, she's got wings." Rainbow was now glaring at Applejack from behind as well.

    "Why do I always have to do all the high up chores?" Rainbow complained as she flew toward Twilight, "Why can't Twilight use her magic for a change!" The seven ponies began to argue as they gathered closer together when...

    ROAR!

    ...the sound of a roaring windigo made them all stop fighting and making their eyes wide.

    "Y' know what?" said Rainbow timidly, "I got it." Rainbow then quickly flew over and shut the window." The others all laughed.

    "Like the carol said, quarrels may come, but the fire of friendship in our hearts will always prevail through them," said Mario as the others smiled in agreement, "I love you guys." The girls awed and sandwiched him in a group hug.

    "We love you too!" they all said at once and then added, "Ya big dork!"

    "Good grief," Mario muttered with an eye roll but still smiled as the six girls laughed.

    Outside the theatre, one could see a large heart of fire illuminating the winter night sky.

    ...

    "Hey there everypony!" said Mario, "The narrator said I can close up today's chapter with a very special message to you all!

    (Ahem)

    With the magic of friendship, Hearth's Warming will always be very merry indeed.

    You have a Happy Hearth's Warming too!

    Peace Pony Fans and Happy Holidays!"

    40. Family Appreciation Day

    Family Appreciation Day

    Pony's Log Number 212: Many young ponies underestimate just how much value the elderly generations have contributed to today's society...

    In the early morning hours at Sweet Apple Acres, the sudden howl of a timberwolf was heard in the twilight sky. Applejack was fast asleep in her bed when she was awoken with a start by the sound of somepony banging some pots and pans together. Apple Bloom was also woken up by the clanging as she walked over to Applejack's room wearing a large powder blue sleeping cap on her head as she rubbed the sleepiness from her eyes. Applejack and Apple Bloom looked outside of the window to see Granny Smith running about with the pans along her sides like a saddle bag.

    "The timberwolves are a-howlin'! The timberwolves are a-howlin'!" Granny Smith called out.

    "Eeyup," said Big Mac as he peeked out of his bedroom window. It was then they all heard another howl from a nearby lone wolf.

    "The zap apples are comin'! The zap apples are comin'!" Granny Smith shouted. Applejack and Apple Bloom just looked at each other before they and Big Mac gave a loud cheer.

    "Yay, the zap apples are comin'!" The three apple siblings shouted excitedly.

    "That's what I said," Granny Smith remarked as a matter of fact as she used her fore-hooves to continue banging the pans. They others just exchanged smiles with each other.

    (Main theme)

    It was a little later that they were eating breakfast when there was a knock on the side door to their barn. Applejack opened it to find a familiar colt standing nearby.

    "Mornin' Mario," said Applejack, "what brings you here?"

    "Well, I was doing my studies last night and I remembered that this is the time of year the timberwolves start howling," Mario explained, "And I remembered Granny Smith talking about how it signals the coming of the zap apples. I wanted to see if you ponies would like another hand at the harvest? I wanna learn more about the zap apples too!"

    "The harvest wouldn't be a problem, sugarcube," Applejack replied, "but Granny Smith doesn't like just anypony..."

    "Why, if it isn't Mario!" Granny Smith interrupted as she rushed beside Applejack, knocking her aside, "Are you here to help this ol' mare with the zap apples?"

    "If you don't mind, Granny Smith..."

    "Fiddlesticks!" said Granny as she pulled Mario inside the house, "You're always welcome here, sonny. We need another big, strong stallion to help us out."

    "Don't forget handsome," Apple Bloom added with a smile.

    "Apple Bloom!" Applejack scolded.

    "What?" Apple Bloom asked curiously.

    "Ease off, Applejack," said Mario, "Apple Bloom knows I'm dating Twilight and that were just friends. You can't stop a filly from liking a boy you know."

    "She's way too young!" Applejack protested.

    "Crushes can happen at any time," said Mario, "I was her age when I fell in love with Twilight. At least it's a pony you can trust and not some random colt who could hurt her." Applejack just groaned.

    "Applejack, please don't make this big deal," said Mario, "I already had to deal with Rarity being overprotective with Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom is my best friend too and I love her the same way I love you." Applejack just sighed but gave him a reassuring smile before inviting him to the breakfast table. It wasn't much longer before everypony minus Granny Smith was out in the fields getting the zap apple orchard ready for the big harvest.

    "Hey, silly goose!" Granny Smith shouted from the window of her bedroom at the others and shook a fore-hoof at them, "Quit your gawkin' and move your caboose."

    "Eeyup," Big Mac replied as he pulled a cart loaded with baskets and Applejack grunted as she placed each bucket next to one of the zap apple trees. Mario was working hard pushing some heavy freight cars loaded with more buckets and watering cans.

    "Come on! come on!" Mario grunted to the freight cars as he pushed them towards the fields while using his magic to set up buckets around the trees as he walked by. Apple Bloom was just watching the other ponies hard at work from a window in the living room.

    "Ready, Granny!" said Apple Bloom excitedly as the elder pony was just sitting comfortably in her favorite rocking chair.

    "Ready for what?" Granny Smith asked with a clueless look on her face.

    "For makin' zap apple jam!" Apple Bloom replied.

    "Darn tootin'!" Granny Smith answered back, "It's time for some good old-fashioned zap apple jammin'!"

    "Yes, ma'am," said Apple Bloom, giving the elderly pony a salute with her fore-hoof, "I can't wait, ma'am!" Granny Smith just rocked in her chair for a moment, looking like she had zoned out.

    "Wait for what?" she asked after a long pause.

    "To make zap apple jam with you!" Apple Bloom reminded her.

    "O'course," said Granny Smith as she got off her chair and headed towards the kitchen, "Now I been doing this ever since I was a little pony, so be warned, prickle pear. There's a whole mess o' steps in the process and you gots to get each one of them just right, or no zap apple jam." She grabbed a plate from the pantry and then gave little Apple Bloom a dramatic look as she explained how important the process needed to be done correctly.

    "Take this," Granny Smith instructed as she gave Apple Bloom a twig like items with several branches on it.

    "Uh, is this one of your gazillion secret herbal ingredients for the zap apple jam?" Apple Bloom asked excitedly.

    "That there's a broom," Granny Smith answered, "Now get sweepin', pipesqueak. Now while you sweep, I'll get to uh...something there...umm...Oh, ponyfeathers. Bet I'd forget my mane if it wasn't attached to my head." Granny Smith just walked out of the kitchen as Apple Bloom just swept the floor.

    Back outside, Applejack was busy setting up the rest of the buckets she had. Mario had already finished his collection and was helping her out. Suddenly, there was a strong gust of wind.

    "What's happening?" Mario asked with worry. Applejack didn't answer as she looked at Big Mac, who just sniffed the air twice as the sky darkened above the trees. Mario gasped as he saw electricity crackling around the currently bare trees.

    "Electricity...this usually means...lightning!" Mario gasped fearfully as backed away a bit when Applejack wrapped a fore-hoof around him.

    "You'll be alright, sugarcube," Applejack assured him, "Just watch." Mario smiled, but didn't hide the fact that he afraid as he nervously watched the trees become electrified. This caused the trees to instantly produce leaves on their bare branches.

    "Whoa..." Mario replied in amazement.

    "There's the zap apple leaves, right on schedule," said Applejack as she, Big Mac, and Mario exchanged smiles with each other.

    Later on, Filthy Rich and his daughter Diamond Tiara had arrived at the farm. As they walked about, they found Granny Smith and Apple Bloom near some watering cans.

    "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L-M-N-O-P..." Granny Smith sang as she and Apple Bloom hoped over some watering cans wearing bunny costumes. Diamond Tiara wasted no time pointing and laughing at them. This made both bunny suit wearing ponies stop hopping about.

    "Well, howdy-doo there, Filthy Rich," said Granny Smith.

    "Hello, Mrs. Smith," the wealthy pony answered, "Did I hear right that there's a zap apple harvest coming in a few days?"

    "Four days, to be exact," Granny Smith corrected as her bunny ears wiggled up and down.

    "Excellent news, and as usual, I get your first hundred jars?" Filthy Rich asked.

    "'Course, Filthy," Granny Smith answered.

    "Uh, I prefer Rich," he replied. Friend of family/business partner or not, he didn't like being addressed by his first name for obvious reasons.

    "Oh, and how is your pappy doin'?" Granny asked next as she and Filthy Rich went to discuss some business. This left the two fillies alone and Diamond had already been looking at Apple Bloom deviously.

    "Oh, you poor, poor thing," said Diamond Tiara in a tone that was anything but sympathetic, "having to make all that zap apple jam with Granny Smith." Apple Bloom's ears drooped a bit as Diamond Tiara made a face.

    "Actually," said Apple Bloom, perking right back up, "I have been looking forward to making zap apple jam for years!"

    "I'm not talking about the jam," Diamond Tiara retorted, "I'm talking about Granny Smith. You must be sooo embarassed." She pointed towards Granny Smith, who had put on a black pot on her head.

    "Soup's on!" Granny Smith muffled as Filthy Rich just smiled.

    "Uh, what do ya mean?" Apple Bloom asked confused.

    "You know, with all her silly ways, how she forgets things, and makes you wear these ridiculous costumes?" Diamond Tiara pointed out as she pulled the front of Apple Bloom's costume before snubbing her.

    "Granny said that the water needs-" Apple Bloom tried to explain, but even her tone was starting to sound rather uneasy.

    "Thank goodness you're here on the farm and not in town where everypony can see you," said Diamond Tiara as Apple Bloom got a fearful look on her face. Diamond Tiara knew that if there was one thing Apple Bloom feared more than anything, it was being publically humiliated.

    "Don't worry," Diamond Tiara whispered in a hush tone, "Your secret is safe with me." Diamond Tiara then tried to zip away as Apple Bloom looked rather uneasy.

    "OOMPH!"

    Diamond Tiara's attempted to run off was stopped when she ran right into Mario. He had heard everything.

    "I hope you're not giving Apple Bloom a hard time again," Mario said sternly.

    "What's it to you?" Diamond Tiara spat out, "You can't do nothing about it." Mario leaned his face towards her own, making the little filly rather uneasy.

    "If you hurt my girl, any of my three girls," Mario warned under his breath in a defensive tone, "I've got permission from your father to deal with you." Apple Bloom blushed and looked away shyly as Diamond Tiara snorted and stomped away. Mario then walked up to Apple Bloom.

    "Don't let what Diamond Tiara said get to you," Mario told her as he gave her a quick hug, "Granny Smith's ways may look silly to others, but she knows what she's doing." Apple Bloom said nothing as Mario walked off to continue helping Applejack and Big Mac.

    ""Silly ways"?" Apple Bloom asked to herself as Filthy Rich picked up a wooden spoon and banged it against the black pot on Granny Smith's head.

    BONG!

    "Uh, thank you kindly, Filthy!" Granny Smith replied shakily as she wobbled backwards from the wealthy colt. Apple Bloom began to feel rather worried. Apparently, Diamond Tiara's words had gotten to her.

    Later that day, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith were heading in the market area. Apple Bloom had a blue bonnet on her head instead of her traditional pink bow while Granny Smith had tucked on a purple and orange polka-dotted hat. It hadn't taken them long to load their saddle bags with various ingredients they needed for the jam as well as other necessities.

    "Shake a leg there, slowpoke!" Granny Smith told Apple Bloom, "We got a gaggle's worth of goods to gather before the harvest. Come on!" Granny began to sing to the tune "Skip to My Lou" as Apple Bloom just looked about nervously. She suddenly didn't feel as comfortable being out in public with the elderly pony, especially when she began to sing and dance so loudly that other ponies were look at the both of them.

    "Gonna make zap apple jam, hoop-dee-hoo!" Granny Smith sang, "Gatherin' my goodies now, hoop-dee-hee! Singin' and dancin', diddley-hoo, flippity-floo, my darlin'!" That last note was clearly off key. Apple Bloom just lowered her head to avoid being seen. It was then Granny Smith approached a large collection of metal pots. Daisy, the pony selling the pots, perked up and smiled at the sight of a customer.

    "They don't make 'em like they used to," Granny Smith mumbled to herself as Apple Bloom caught up to her. It was then...

    CHOMP!

    Apple Bloom flinched black and cringed as Granny Smith was literally biting a metal pot with her teeth.

    "Hey! You bite it, you buy it!" Daisy retorted sternly, but Granny Smith just walked away, not hearing a word the pony said and leaving her dentures still clamping down on the pot. Daisy then glared at Apple Bloom, who was forced to collected the dentures with her mouth.

    Yuck!

    Apple Bloom tried not to think about what was in her mouth and went searching for the elderly pony. Once she found Granny Smith, she spat out the dentures from her mouth and gasped. She saw the elderly pony with bees covering her chin. It made her seem like she had grown a long beard.

    "Whoo! Why, hello, Bea, Beatrice, Beecher," Granny replied to them in a muffled voice as Apple Bloom looked at her with her jaw hanging out, "Ooh, you've all been busy little bees haven't you?" The bees just buzzed in reply as Granny picked up a beehive and poured some honey into it.

    "Granny, isn't there a less...silly way to get the honey?" Apple Bloom asked. Then she noticed something in the corner of her eyes and gasped. There in the market area were Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. The two ponies she didn't want to see. Apple Bloom wasted no time ducking behind a beehive and trembled nervously to avoid being seen.

    "Oh, isn't this just precious?" Granny Smith remarked as she scooped Apple Bloom into her forearms. It didn't help that she was talking so loudly that other ponies were looking at them again.

    "Please stop!" Apple Bloom pleaded as she felt more and more embarassed.

    "And it is perfect for makin' our zap apple jam!" Granny Smith continued.

    "Shh! Stop it! Granny!" Apple Bloom pleaded again, but she was too late. The two wealthy fillies had already taken notice and were laughing to their hearts content.

    "Granny, please!" said Apple Bloom once more, "Those ponies over there are watchin' me!" If there was ever an opportunity for Apple Bloom to tell Granny Smith about her bullying troubles, this was it. Sadly, the elderly pony completely missed the hint.

    "What? Are those fillies your friends?" Granny Smith asked and then, to make matters worse, "Hello, half-pints friends!"

    "Hiii, Granny Smith!" Silver Spoon waved in a tone that was far too cheerful and added in a mockingly, "Hiii, Half-pint!" Apple Bloom just slumped to the ground and hid her face inside of her bonnet as the two wealthy ponies continued to laugh as they walked away.

    "Remind myself that I gotta ask Mario for one of them emergency warp pipes for situations like this," she muttered under her bonnet.

    "What dolls," said Granny Smith, "Why, when I was little, ponies didn't come that purdy."

    "Are we done shopping, Granny?" Apple Bloom asked before she started pushing the elder pony forward, "'Cause I'd like to get back to the farm, fast."

    "All done, smellybelly," Granny Smith replied before she started prancing and singing, "I got my honey, gooey-goo! Got my money, gooey-ooh! Got my money, iddley-hoo!" Once again, Granny's antics were drawing attention and Apple Bloom just pulled her bonnet over her face and followed behind the elderly pony.

    The next day at the Ponyville Schoolhouse, it was the start of Family Appreciation Day. This meant that each student was to bring a member of their family to speak to the class. Today was the day Diamond Tiara got to bring her father Filthy Rich, to give a presentation. While she sat attentively with a happy smile on her face, the rest of the class was either bored or fast asleep. Even Silver Spoon was literally drooling as she snoozed at her own desk. One particular pony behind Diamond Tiara was even snacking on a cookie. Filthy Rich was apparently explaining how he got wealthy and using financial terms that nopony but Cheerilee and possibly Diamond Tiara understood. He also had a graph as a visual aid as Cheerilee stood beside him.

    "And, by capturing the whole sale marketing, purchasing in bulk and slashing all prices," Filthy Rich explained, "we undermine every gift market in town, and that's how Rich's Barnyard Bargains became the cornerstone of retail in Ponyville." The instant he finished, Diamond Tiara clapped happily as everypony else that was either zoned out or snoozing woke up, some of them making funny faces as they recomposed themselves.

    "Well, thank you, Mr. Filthy-" Cheerilee then noticed the wealthy pony gave her a dirty look and she quickly recomposed herself, "I mean, Mr. Rich. What a wonderful day of sharing! And thank you for being part of Family Appreciation Day!" Filthy Rich smiled before taking his leave.

    "Now, uh, let's see who will be bringing a family member for next Monday's Family Appreciation Day," said Cheerilee as she picked up a clipboard and scanned her list of young ponies that had done their turn and found a specific little filly hadn't gone yet, "Um...Oh! Apple Bloom!" Apple Bloom gasped, making her drop the pencil she was holding in her mouth.

    "But Miss Cheerilee," said Apple Bloom, "Monday is zap apple harvest day, and Applejack and Big Macintosh will be too busy to come and speak."

    "Well, is there anypony else in your family that could-"

    "Miss Cheerilee," Diamond Tiara cutting Cheerilee off as she got in front of Apple Bloom, who was leaning forward on her desk and shaking her head frantically, "Apple Bloom's Granny Smith isn't working the harvest. She could come." Apple Bloom cringed.

    "Oh! But, uh, no, that wouldn't-" Apple Bloom tried to explain.

    "That's a splendid idea, Diamond Tiara," said Cheerilee, "Apple Bloom, you shall bring Granny Smith on Monday." Diamond Tiara smirked to herself while Apple had a face that was filed with dread. It was then the school bell rang.

    "Have a great weekend, everypony!" Cheerilee said as she left the schoolhouse first and the rest of her students followed out right after her. Everypony except for Apple Bloom, who was still coming to realization of what had happened.

    "Granny Smith?" said Apple Bloom as she slapped a fore-hoof to her forehead, "Come Monday, I'll be the laughin' stock of Ponyville." All Apple Bloom could do was face plant her desk until Cheerilee finally ushered the yellow filly to leave.

    Apple Boom made her way directly towards Applejack, who was helping Big Mac and Mario water the zap apple trees. She trying to plead for her or Big Mac to come instead of Granny Smith, but her pleas were futile.

    "I'm sorry, Apple Bloom," said Applejack, "I already told you that we just can't take a break from harvest to come to your school. You know what'll happen."

    "I know...After the fifth day, the zap apples disappear," said Apple Bloom sadly. It was then the strong winds returned to the orchard. The dark clouds also made their return as a huge flock of crows appeared as well. Applejack, Apple Bloom, Big Mac, and Mario watched the scene in awe as Granny Smith zipped up to them.

    "Look! The third sign!" said Granny Smith, "Right on time! Hot diggity!" The crows started to fly in a circle above as the trees were electrified once more. Mario scooted a bit closer to Applejack as the trees were then covered with apple flower blossoms. Once the trees were all covered in flowers, the sky cleared instantly.

    "Wow!" said everypony minus Granny Smith.

    "Alright, you lazy daisies," Granny Smith ordered, "move you caboose!" Big Max went back to work as Applejack and Mario faced the still disappointed Apple Bloom.

    "I'm sorry, Apple Bloom," said Applejack, "but don't you fret. Granny Smith's got no shortage of entertainin' stories to tell."

    "I know," said Apple Bloom wearily, "That's what I'm worried about."

    "Is what Diamond Tiara told you still bothering you?" Mario asked. Apple Bloom just sighed.

    "She and Silver Spoon were at the market and Granny openly embarassed me," said Apple Bloom, "and Diamond Tiara was the one who suggested Granny Smith come on Monday."

    "Hoo boy," said Mario, "That's parents and grandparents for you. But I can see Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are going out of their way to humiliate you."

    "Ya think?" Apple Bloom remarked, "Tellin' Granny won't help. Last time, she didn't even hear a word I said."

    "I've noticed she does that," said Mario, "Well, the best thing you can do is...roll with it."

    "Roll with it?" Apple Bloom asked curiously.

    "Yeah, let those two think they've got the upper hand," said Mario, "In the little time I've spent with Granny Smith, there is one thing that she's very good at. Being unpredictable. And I mean that in they she can amaze you when you least expect it. So don't you worry about Monday. Everything will be alright." Mario then gave Apple Bloom a hug and kissed the side of her head.

    "Now try to find something to do to relax," said Mario, "I gotta get back to work, okay." Apple Bloom just nodded meekly as Mario headed back to help Applejack. However, not even Mario's words helped the yellow filly feel better. At the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse, Apple Bloom wa pacing back and forth across the floor as Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo watched her.

    "I'll be embarassed," Apple Bloom groaned aloud, "shamed, disgraced, mortified, humiliate-" The yellow filly was cut off when Sweetie Belle shoved a fore-hoof into her mouth.

    "What are you, a dictionary?" Scootaloo asked annoyed.

    "Snap out of it," Sweetie Belle added firmly as she removed her fore-hoof from Apple Bloom's mouth, "We're here to help you!"

    "After all, we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders," said Scootaloo, "We'll figure out a way to postpone your presentation."

    "But how?" Apple Bloom groaned as she sat down, "All this worry is makin' me sick!" Apple Bloom clutched her stomach to prove her point.

    "Sick?" said Sweetie Belle.

    "That's it!" said Scootaloo as she jumped into the air and a hanging lamp above her head lit up to emphasize that she had an idea, "C'mon!" Before Apple Bloom could reply, the two fillies pulled her out of the clubhouse.

    Inside the Apple Barn, several glass jars had been set up in a line as Granny Smith peaked her head over them wearing an army hat on her head.

    "Ten-hut!" Granny Smith said like a drill sergeant, "Now listen here, troops! I don't want any whinin' or cryin' or crackin' under pressure! Do I make myself clear!?" Granny Smith then whacked one of the jars. The jar responded by presenting a long crack on its side.

    "Court-martialed!" Granny Smith shouted as she threw the cracked jar aside. The jar hit the back of a wall and fell straight into a trash can.

    Upstairs, Apple Bloom found herself tossed into her bed as Scootaloo pulled the blanket on her and then used her fore-hoof to ruffle Apple Bloom's red mane. Sweetie Bell then appeared holding some green grapes to create a makeshift green paint and started to paint her cheeks.

    "Stay still, Apple Bloom!" said Scootaloo, "You have to look sick!" Scootaloo then began to boil water in a kettle and stuck a thermometer inside of it. Once it was hot enough, Scootaloo stuck the thermometer right into Apple Bloom's mouth.

    "Aaah!" Apple Bloom shouted in a muffled voice with the thermometer in her mouth, "Hey, this is hot!"

    "What in the hayseed is going on in there, silly billy?" said Granny Smith just as Sweetie Belle finished painting Apple Bloom's face green.

    "Oh, Granny Smith!" said Scootaloo, "we were just about to come get you!"

    "Apple Bloom's sick!" said Sweetie Belle, "Looks like she might have to stay home all week!" Granny Smith quickly looked at the thermometer as Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo fought not to giggle. Granny Smith then placed a fore-hoof on her forehead as she mumbled to herself.

    "Ooh! Perfect as a Piccadilly pear!" Granny Smith said quickly before leaving the room in a blur. The elder pony was not fazed by any of the fillies efforts to make Apple Bloom look sick.

    "Now what?" Apple Bloom groaned. Back at the clubhouse, the three fillies were still trying to come up with a plan.

    "It's already almost sundown!" Apple Bloom told them, "Tomorrow is Sunday, and I only have one more day to figure something out!" Apple Bloom couldn't resist getting into Scootaloo's face she was on the verge of panicking, but soon backed away from the orange Pegasus.

    "Hey! Look!" shouted Sweetie Belle as she poked her head from above. Their club house had a ladder that led to a second floor where a telescope had been set up. Sweetie Belle had been looking through it when she saw something interesting happening in the distance. Apple Bloom headed up to see what the fuss was all about. She noticed some shooting stars above the zap apple trees.

    "That's the fourth sign!" said Apple Bloom excitedly as Scootaloo bumped her out of the way. Scootaloo peeked into the telescope to see the trees become electrified once more as the flowers turn into apples. Grey apples to be precise. Apple Bloom quickly jumped in front of Scootaloo to look again.

    "The zap apples have appeared!" Apple Bloom told them.

    "And that give me an idea," said Sweetie Belle with a smile on her face. They wasted no time using a bush to move their way into the zap apple orchard as Big Mac, Applejack, and Mario were busy pulling wagons and freight cars loaded with watering cans in the background. The three fillies then moved their bush to a nearby tree before poking their heads out of it.

    "We can't move Family Appreciation Day," Sweetie Belle told the other two, "so let's move Harvest Day instead." Apple Bloom looked at the still grey apples.

    "They don't look...quite ripe," Apple Bloom remarked.

    "Harvesting apples early never hurt an apple," Scootaloo remarked.

    "I don't know..." said Apple Bloom unsurely, "Zap apple trees aren't like normal apple trees. They're magic." Some electricity crackled around the tree to emphasize her point.

    "How different can they be?" Sweetie Belle retorted snootily before she gave the tree a firm buck with her hind legs. Some electricity travelled up the tree trunk and then back down at Sweetie Belle, shocking her and sending her flying away, which afterward she landed with a THUD.

    "Well, if we can't buck 'em, let's just pick 'em," said Apple Bloom as Scootaloo smiled to avoid laughing at Sweetie Belle. Once Sweetie Belle had recovered, Apple Bloom jumped up to snag an apple, Scootaloo then grabbed her tail to help her pull the apple off the branch, then Sweetie Belle did the same with Scootaloo's tail as she backed up, but the apple refused to break off its branch. In fact, all they had done was make the tree tilt towards them, creating plenty of tension on the branches and tree truck. All Sweetie Belle had to do was lose her footing for one second when...

    FLING!

    ...like a sling shot, the three fillies were sent flying all the way into a pool of mud in the pig's pen. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle poked out of the mud as Scootaloo gasped for air since she had gotten stuck for a moment under the mud.

    "Any other bright ideas?" Apple Bloom asked sarcastically and covered in mud. Neither of the two fillies had an answer.

    The next morning, Cheerilee made her way up to the barn and knocked on the side door that lead to the kitchen.

    "Granny Smith," Cheerilee called out, "it's Miss Cheerilee! Apple Bloom said you wanted to speak to me?" Cheerilee became uneasy since after a few seconds there wasn't any answer.

    "...Hello?" Cheerilee called out from a nearby window, "Granny Smi-" Cheerilee then gasped as she saw Granny Smith sitting in a rocking chair wearing some red glasses. It is debatable if she noticed two pairs of strings that were tied to fore-hooves.

    "Well, hello there! Howdydoo!" said somepony in the background trying to sound like Granny Smith and one of the strings made Granny Smith wave hello.

    "Hi...uh...Granny Smith..." said Cheerilee with a weary tone, "Is, ugh, everything okay?"

    "Of course it is!" Granny Smith supposedly replied, "Why wouldn't it be?" Granny Smith's head then slumped forward a bit and gave a loud snort. As her head turned, the glasses fall of her face, showing that the eyes had been painted on them and she was actually asleep. It is also revealed that Apple Bloom was the one mimicking Granny Smith's voice as she quickly put the glasses back on the elder pony's face to avoid being noticed.

    "Oh, er, excuse me," Apple Bloom remarked as she continued the charade. It was then revealed that Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were the one's controlling Granny Smith's fore-hooves, "Uh, pickles always give me the hiccups! I need to tell you that I can't make the presentation on Monday after all!"

    "Oh no, is that so?" said Cheerilee in disappointment.

    "No doubts about it!" said Apple Bloom, still mimicking Granny Smith, "I gotta sheer the flowers and water the sheep! I mean, I have to water the flowers and shear the sheep!" Scootaloo couldn't help but roll her eyes at that remark.

    "Oh, well, that's too bad," said Cheerilee, "We can reschedule." Cheerilee then made her leave. Scootaloo then got so excited that she pulled on her rope too hard, causing Granny Smith to conk her head on the roof of the room.

    "E-whut- hai- where am I?" Granny Smith mumbled as her fore-hooves were still dangling by the ropes. Despite the ropes, Granny Smith managed to open the door just as Cheerilee was turning to leave.

    "Well howdy Miss Cheerilee," said Granny Smith as leaned out of the top half of the door despite the fact that her fore-hooves were still in the air, "You window shopping?"

    "Uh...no?" said Cheerilee puzzled, especially since Granny Smith was still being held in the air and hadn't taken notice, "You asked me to come here to tell me that you wouldn't be making it to Family Appreciation Day?"

    "Fiddlesticks!" Granny Smith retorted, "I wouldn't miss it for all the tea in Canterlot!"

    "But didn't you just say...?" Cheerilee asked, still feeling more confused than ever, especially as Granny Smith was lifted into the air.

    "See you Monday!" Granny Smith called out, completely unphased or unaware of the fact she was being lifted into the air. Cheerilee just shook her head and walked away. It wasn't much longer before Granny Smith was busy painting the kitchen in pink polka dots as Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle peeked inside to watch her. They then returned to Apple Bloom, who was now laying on the floor with her face buried in her fore-hooves.

    "I can't believe she woke up from her nap. She never wakes up from her nap!" Apple Bloom sighed with her voice muffled voice, "I wish I could just run off and hide!" Apple Bloom looked at them with a devastated look and then faceplanted her face into the floor again.

    "Well, you can't run off..." said Sweetie Belle as a devious smile appeared on her face, "But maybe somepony else can!"

    Next morning, the storm had returned once more and now there was lightning in the sky. Applejack and Granny Smith walked just outside the zap apple orchard to watch. Mario was there as well, despite the fact he was trembling fearfully at the sight of the lightning. The winds began to pick up and Applejack and Mario had to hold onto their hats to keep them from blowing away. Fortunately, the storm came to an end as the trees were electrified once more and a rainbow appeared in the sky. A single grey apple gained several stripes of each color of the rainbow. Then as if the apple were a glass prism, it began to send a rainbow beam from one apple to the next, giving all the zap apples their famous rainbow coloring.

    "Yee-haw!" said Granny Smith excitedly.

    "The zap apple harvest has begun!" said Applejack when she suddenly flinched as Granny Smith jumped high into the air and landed near her with a thud.

    "And tomorrow we will be makin' up some zap apple jam," Granny Smith replied as got up completely unharmed. Mario was still rather impressed.

    "I had no idea you could jump that high, Granny Smith," Mario remarked.

    "I could do a good ten feet back in my youngin days," Granny Smith replied.

    "Wow...I thought I was the only pony who could do that," said Mario as he showed her a good ten foot leap into the air without spinning.

    "Interesting," said Granny Smith, "You always did remind me of...uh...someone...now who...dangnabbit...this memory of mine..."

    "It's okay, Granny Smith," Mario replied, "I'm just honored to meet a fellow high jumper." Granny Smith smiled.

    "Oh, it's no biggie sonny," said Granny Smith, "and I'm mighty proud of you too."

    "Why?" Mario asked puzzled.

    "It's one thing to be afraid of lightning," said Granny Smith, "But it's another when you still face it despite being afraid. Shows you've got some courage and character." Mario blinked before smiling.

    "Thank you, Granny Smith," he answered.

    "Oh, just call me Granny, Mario," the elderly mare replied as she walked away, "You've always been like a grandson ta me." Mario felt his eyes water as a smile appeared on his face. He never had a grandmother before and Applejack always was like a sister to him. As Mario headed into the orchard to get to work, Granny Smith bumped into a small pony wearing a mail pony attire. One could guess who it was by the orange fur and magenta mane.

    "Miss Granny Smith?" said Scootaloo in a deeper voice, "Telegram!" Granny Smith grabbed the paper as the little filly zoomed away.

    "Well, bust my buttons," said Granny Smith, "Uncle Apple Strudel wants me to pay him a visit." Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle snickered behind the barn.

    "And you can just make the 8am train," said Apple Bloom as she tossed a saddle bag on the elder pony's back, "I already packed you a bag!"

    "Well that was considerate," said Granny Smith as Apple Bloom then gave her a hard slap on the flank, making the elder pony jump forward a bit.

    "But don't you worry, flibbertigibbet!" Granny told Apple Bloom, "I'll be back in time to make that jam!" Apple Bloom watched Granny Smith disappear before breathing a sigh of relief.

    "That train ride takes all day," said Apple Bloom, "I'm safe. Hah." Apple Bloom then headed to school, feeling her mind was at peace.

    "For today's Family Appreciation Day," Cheerilee announced to the class, "we are pleased to welcome Granny Smith." Cheerilee then noticed that the elderly mare was nowhere to be found.

    "Um...Apple Bloom? Is Granny Smith here?" Cheerilee asked. Apple Bloom just had a smug smile on her face with her fore-hooves behind her head. Even Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were giving her curious and suspicious looks.

    "Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Cheerilee," said Apple Bloom as sincerely as she could, "but she got called out of town on account of a family emergency-"

    "Well, howdy, my little ponies!" said a familiar voice that made Apple Bloom's heart drop to her hind legs. She didn't noticed Diamond Tiara smirking deviously behind her.

    "Howdy, y'all!" Granny Smith repeated, "I'm as happy as a pig in a fresh mudpile to be here!"

    "Whuh- what are you doing here?" Apple Bloom asked surprised as she walked up to the elderly pony, "Did you miss the train?"

    "Er, no, it came," said Granny Smith, "And Uncle Apple Strudel was on it." There nearby was a pony with a Swedish style mustache, hat, and lederhosen.

    "Ooooooh, noogie-noogie-noogie!" Apple Strudel laughed madly as he ruffled up Apple Bloom's mane.

    "I can't wait to hear Granny Smith's presentation," said Diamond Tiara as Apple Bloom slowly walked by to her desk before added in a hushed tone, "If she can remember any of it." Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon laughed as Apple Bloom slumped into her desk, wishing she could disappear. Apple Strudel then offered Granny Smith a chair as the elderly mare took a seat, not even noticing that the offered seat was knocked away when she sat down.

    "Long ago, when I was a little pony, things were very different in Ponyville," Granny Smith explained as she showed the young ponies a map, "'cause there was no Ponyville!" The other ponies listened with interest as Apple Bloom still had a dreaded look on her face. As the title of Ponyville on the map suddenly disappeared, the view changed to resemble that of a silent picture film from the early 1910s and 1920s. There in view was a pony family pulling a stage coach.

    "That's right, my little ponies," Granny Smith narrated, "Me and my family were pilgrim pony folk, back when I was a little filly." Inside the back end of the stagecoach was a young Granny Smith, wearing her trademark handkerchief around her back, but also wearing a bonnet with both her mane and tail in braids.

    "Oh we ventured far and wide," Granny Smith continued, "collecting new seeds and sellin' the old. But my pa was the finest seed collector in all of Equestria." Young Granny Smith was seen collecting samples of seeds from nearby plants and flowers whenever her family set up their camp for the night.

    "Then one day, the Smith family found themselves in the most brilliant, most grand, and most magnificent of all cities," said Granny Smith, "A place called...Canterlot." Her family enters the royal city as they see an open market area and various ponies in upper class attires from the close of the 19th century.

    "I bet your hooves to hindquarters I had never seen anything like it before nor since," said Granny Smith as her younger self marveled at sights, "And as if the beauty of that city wasn't enough, suddenly, she appeared." Her younger self noticed a group of ponies gathered around Princess Celestia and then the royal chariot came to stop before her family.

    "When lo and behold, she stopped to look at my pa's seed collection," Granny Smith continued as her father presented Princess Celestia a bag of seeds, "Then Princess Celestia saw that we were plumb-tuckered and hankerin' to find our forever home. And bein' a royal princess and all, she knew exactly the place for us to lay down our stakes. My pa gave the Princess a mighty thanks." Princess Celestia takes them to the top of one of the towers and shows them the land of what would eventually become Sweet Apple Acres. The mighty thanks her father had given was a long kiss on Celestia's fore-hoof, which made her mother very jealous.

    "We quickly found that land near the Everfree Forest, and we built our first home," said Granny Smith as her family arrived and built their first house, "Next, we planted our first orchards. But an orchard don't grow overnight, and we were getting mighty short on food." One of her family members is seen planting outside as the rest of the family gets ready to eat, but all young Granny Smith was given was three beans due to their low food supplies. Her entire family is concerned that they might starve before their crops could grow.

    "Now mind you," Granny Smith continued, "we were cautioned about the forest, and we knew that it was not fit to enter." The howl of a timberwolf was heard in the distance as the lights to the family house turned off as young Granny Smith left the house and headed into the forest.

    "But I knew there was critters livin' there," said Granny Smith, "There must be something to eat. It was dark and musty, and I won't lie, it was scary. But every inch was covered in plant life, and before I knew it, wasn't I standin' in front of the most incredible apple trees! I had never seen anything that bore this kind of colorful fruit! Oh I started picking apples quick as a whip!" Young Granny Smith then ventured into the forest and began to look around at the plantlife when she discovered the zap apple trees for the first time. As picked the first apple, kissed it, and then tucked it into her saddle bag. As she put more apples into her bag, something ran by in the foreground. She looked around before continuing to pick some more apples when the creature zoom by again.

    "I turned, and there before me stood the timberwolves!" Granny Smith continued, "I've never run so fast in my life. I did the only thing I could think of." Young Granny Smith was startled when she heard something howl loudly. It was then she saw four timberwolves growling at her. She then ran off as fast as she could. One timberwolf nearly bit her tail as she rushed out of the forest and began to bang a black pot with a stick. The timberwolves cowered back and ducked back into the forest. Their eyes glared at her before they disappeared back into the forest. Her banging had also woken up her mother and father.

    "My pa and I planted those special apple seeds," Granny Smith told them, "and before our eyes they grew like wildfire. Why, we had full grown trees faster than you can say "lickety split"." The very instant the zap apple seeds are planted and watered, the trees sprouted up instantly with a clash of thunder and young Granny Smith was caught in the branches. Her father just smiled and she laughed happily.

    "Then each year, I paid close attention to the signs of the zap apples' special harvesting times," Granny Smith continued, "How the weather affects the Everfree Forest, how the timberwolves howl when the zap apples first started growing, and how they zapped away if you didn't pick them all in one day!" Young Granny Smith is seen walking around the zap apple orchard as their flowers appear, then she noticed the random weather patterns, and is seen quivering in her bed by the howls of the timberwolves. The family is seen picking the zap apples when they all disappeared from the trees in a flash.

    "And the fruits of our labor were the best fruit we've ever tasted," said Granny Smith as several zap apple treats were on a wooden table and her younger self was standing near a black pot, stirring and tasting something, "Soon enough I was mixing up batches of zap apple jam. Just like harvestin' the zap apples had its special rules, so did makin' the zap apple jam. I learned that you gotta be extra friendly with the bees, otherwise their honey won't taste rightly as sweet to mix in with the zap apples. Who'd'a thought that glass jars needed talkin' to? Or that zap apples like pink polka dots? But magic is as magic does. Just funny that way." Young Granny Smith is showing knocking on a beehive and giving them flowers, then she was seen talking to the glass jars with a military hat on her head, and then is seen painting pink polka dots on the walls. After tasting the zap apple jam, she nodded to herself that the taste was just right. She then carried a case loaded with jars of zap apple jam in it to her parent's small zap apple jam stand.

    "Then ponies started comin' to our farm from far and wide just to get a taste of my zap apple jam," said Granny Smith as a line of ponies gathered as the stand to purchase some jam, especially a particular farm like attired stallion. He had bought a large amount of jam jars at once, "Some of them decided to stay, like Stinkin' Rich, Diamond Tiara's great grandfather. In matter of fact, the first thing he ever sold was my zap apple jam." Stinkin' Rich's stand starts out as a tiny tent, followed by a small shop, and then a large general store, which Granny Smith's parents pay a visit to each renovation. It was when the large store is seen that train tracks are visible and the sound of a train whistle blowing is heard as it arrives at what is becoming a thriving town.

    "And before we knew it, we had ourselves a nice little town," said Granny Smith as her younger self walked around, "bustling with all kinds of ponies..." At the scene returns to the map, the title of Ponyville reappears on the map, "...and that is how Ponyville was founded." All the young ponies were left in awe for a few seconds as Granny Smith smiled at them. Then a single pony began to applaud impressively. It was Silver Spoon of all ponies, leaving both Diamond Tiara and Apple Bloom stunned. Soon the rest of the young ponies began to applaud as well.

    "Oh, thank you kindly, little ponies," said Granny Smith, "Oh, now-now, settle down."

    "So if it weren't for you and the zap apples, Ponyville wouldn't even exist?!" Scootaloo pointed out.

    "Darn tootin', little filly!" Granny Smith answered.

    "If it weren't for my Granny Smith," said Apple Bloom smugly to Diamond Tiara's face before leaning away, "your daddy wouldn't have Backyard Bargains." The others all agreed that this was true, even Silver Spoon was murmuring in agreement. Diamond Tiara looked rather uneasy.

    "But-" she stuttered until she noticed Granny Smith cleaning the chalkboard by licking it with her tongue.

    "But she's just a...kooky old lady!" Diamond retorted. Everypony gasped, including Cheerilee.

    "She is not a kooky old lady!" Apple Bloom shot back, clearly offended, "She is the most amazing pony in all of Ponyville." Apple Bloom emphasized her point by giving Granny Smith a loving hug and cheek nuzzle.

    Back at the barn, Apple Bloom and Granny Smith began to work together creating the zap apple jam. Granny Smith even gave Apple Bloom the honor of taste testing it before the yellow filly carried a box filled with jars of jam to the traditional zap apple stand. Already, hundreds of ponies were standing in line to buy some jam. Once Scootaloo had purchased her own jar, she had spread the jam on a slice of bread and began to eat it happily. Mario was also with the orange filly, along with Sweetie Belle, Twist, and a pony known by the name of Truffle Shuffle.

    "I think this is the best zap apple jam I've tasted yet!" said Scootaloo.

    "Mmm-mmm," Mario added in agreement, "This was my first time having zap apple jam and it is delicious!" For helping out, Applejack had given him six jars of jam. He was looking forward to see how it would taste in a peanut butter sandwich or on a morning piece of toast.

    "Must be 'cause you had something to do with it, Apple Bloom," Sweetie Belle added just as Apple Bloom arrived. Apple Bloom just smiled humbly.

    "You betcha," said Granny Smith as she walked up to the group, "Apple Bloom is one humdinger of a zap apple jammer!"

    "I am?" Apple Bloom said surprised and then hugged Granny Smith.

    "So I take it Family Appreciation Day went well?" Applejack asked as she approached her sister and the elderly mare.

    "Did it?" Apple Bloom answered as the two pulled away, "My Granny Smith is super special. I just forgot that for a little while."

    "Aw, don't fret," said Granny Smith, "I forget things all the time. Now, I'll getcha...er...something. Aw." While Granny Smith never did figure out what she was trying to remember, Apple Bloom just gave her a warm hug. Granny Smith may have a quirky way of doing things, but Apple Bloom loved her all the same.

    "Who wants to help Granny sing to the water?" Applejack offered.

    "We do, we do!" said the young ponies excitedly before they zipped away. It wasn't much longer before Granny Smith was back in her bunny suit and hopping about the watering cans.

    "A, B, C, D, E, F, G..." Granny Smith sang as she hopped about with the other young ponies hopping behind her wearing bunny headbands on their heads. Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Mario watched them have their fun.

    "Diamond Tiara?" said a stern voice as the said filly was then pushed before the three ponies. And she was wearing bunny ears on her head.

    "But dad!" Diamond Tiara protested as Filthy Rich simply walked up to her and pushed her towards the rest of the group. Applejack noticed Mario smirking.

    "Did you-"

    "Surprisingly, I didn't," said Mario, "Diamond Tiara put her own hoof in her mouth by insulting Granny Smith in front of the whole class. Cheerilee made sure Filthy Rich knew about it. But all that hopping looks like fun! Glad I finished my newest magic treat." Mario pulled out an cookie that was shaped like a carrot. Once he ate it, bunny ears appeared on his head. Mario then used his hind legs to hop about like a bunny.

    "See that, kids," said Granny Smith as she pointed a fore-hoof towards Mario, who was doing a good twelve feet in the air with each jump, "That there is how ya'll do the bunny hop!"

    "Thanks Granny," said Mario, "I can also do this!" Mario then flapped his ears so he was now gliding in the air. The other young ponies oohed and awed, except for Diamond Tiara.

    "Show-off," she muttered until both Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo hoped off her head, making her faceplant the soil, coating her entire face in the wet brown earth.

    "DADDY!" she whined, but Filthy Rich paid no attention.

    Applejack and Apple Bloom just laughed.

    Today had been a good day.

    I apologize if all the jam talk made any of you hungry.

    Peace Pony Fans!

    41. Baby Cakes

    Baby Cakes

    Pony's Log Number 213: Baby Sitting two newborn foals is not for the faint of heart. Even I knew I was way over my head when asked to help Pinkie do it...

    Today, the main seven were at the Ponyville General Hospital. Nopony was hurt or sick by the way. This was an exciting day! Mr. and Mrs. Cake had just gotten a new addition to their family. The seven ponies were chattering with each other excitedly as they peeked behind a large glass window to see where the new foal was amongst the rest of sleeping baby ponies.

    "Can you believe the baby is finally here?" Applejack said excitedly.

    "Cup Cake and Carrot Cake must be so proud," said Twilight.

    "I thought Mrs. Cake's first name was Sapphire?" Mario asked. He had asked the baking mare himself that question.

    "She prefers Cup Cake for obvious reasons," Twilight answered. Mario hummed in understanding.

    "I wonder if it's a filly or a colt?" Rarity asked.

    "We should find out soon," said Mario and then looked at Pinkie, "Hopefully, before Pinkie dents the window..."

    "I wanna see the new baby pony!" Pinkie said excitedly as her faces was practically pasted to the window. It was then Mr. Cake arrived. The fuzz on his muzzle showing that he hadn't shaved in a while. (Apparently male ponies need to do that too.)

    "Meet our son, Pound Cake," said Mr. Cake. He then removed a blanket to show a white foal with a brown mane and tail and tiny wings. Pound Cake gave a cute yawn and continued to sleep.

    "Awwww..." said the seven ponies.

    "...and our daughter, Pumpkin Cake," added Mr. Cake as he removed a second blanket from another baby bed. There was another baby that had a butter cream colored foal with orange mane and tail in the colors of the father. She also had a tiny little horn on her head as she sucked her fore-hoof.

    "Huh?" said the seven ponies in surprise.

    "Two new foals for me to play with?" Pinkie gasped, "That's two, two, two times the fun! This is the greatest day ever!" Pinkie then ducked down and was suddenly inside the baby room with a party hat on her head and a noise maker in her mouth.

    "We need to celebrate your birthday, babies," Pinkie told the two foals, "'cause you were born today! Woo-hoo!"

    "Shhh," said a pony names Nurse Redheart sternly, "The babies are trying to sleep."

    "But I was just-"

    "Shhh," Nurse Redheart cut Pinkie off.

    "But-"

    "Shhh!" Nurse Redheart repeated more firmly as she walked away. Pinkie then waited for the nurse to leave the room before looking at the babies again.

    "Happy, happy birthday to and to you today-" Pinkie sang in a quiet tone as Mr. Cake just rolled his eyes in the background. Then Nurse Redheart made her return. She gave Pinkie a glare before tossing her out of the baby room. Mario just rolled his eyes at Pinkie.

    "Now how in thunderation is one of them twins a Pegasus and the other one a unicorn?" Applejack asked curiously. The others ponies, minus Pinkie, had the same question on their minds."

    "Easy," said Mr. Cake, "My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn. And Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a Pegasus. That makes sense, right?"

    "I guess..." said Mario as he scratched his head while the others gave no reply to Mr. Cakes family tree information. Mario knew alot of school subjects, but genetics wasn't his forte.

    "Aw yeah!" said Rainbow, "Heh, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake get his wings going, he'll be all over the place."

    "And be careful around Pumpkin Cake," said Twilight.

    "Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go," Rarity added.

    "That's true," said Mario, "one of those magical surges saved my life." The others nodded in agreement, including Mr. Cake. It was then Pinkie reappeared inside the baby room again. How she kept getting in there was anyone's guess.

    "Quick! Make a wish and blow out your candles!" Pinkie told them, "Which is easy 'cause there's zero candles! You are zero years old, after all!"

    "Shhh!" said Nurse Redheart sternly, making Pinkie face plant the cake. Pinkie just smiled as frosting covered her nose and chin. The others just looked annoyed at her.

    (Main Theme)

    Some time had passed since the twins had been brought home. Pound and Pumpkin Cake were now crawling about on the floor of Sugarcube Corner. Each of them wearing a party hat as Carrot Cake arrived with a huge package of baby diapers on his back. Pinkie then set a small cake between the two and began to sing.

    [Pinkie Pie]

    Happy month-i-versary to you and you today!
    I-can't-believe-you're-aleady-a-month-old.
    Time-sure-flies-doesn't-it-wow.
    Seems-like-only-yesterday-you-were-born.
    But now yo're a month old today, hey!

    As Pinkie sang, she put a noise maker in each other their mouths and did her usual of getting into a pony's face from random angles. She then finished by popping out of the cake and the twins blew their noise makers happily. The twins giggled excitedly before jumping onto Pinkie as she continued to play with them. Mr. Cake looked at them with some concern before he smiled and went back to his work.

    "Are you ready for your favoritest game in the whole wide world?" Pinkie asked excitedly as she rushed toward some sliding doors that led into the another room with some shelves, "Where's Pinkie Pie...? Here I am! Where's Pinkie Pie...? Here I am! Where's Pinkie Pie...? Here I am!" The twins just laughed happily. On the other side of the doors, Mrs. Cake was busy with something on the shelves as Mr. Cake set own some boxes loaded with various goods inside.

    "Here I am! Here I am! Here I am!" Pinkie repeated before blowing them a playful raspberry and headed back into the main room. Mr. and Mrs. Cake shared a look of concern.

    "Everything okay in there?" Mrs. Cakes asked as she peeked inside the main room and saw Pinkie making funny faces with the twins, "Who needs a diaper change?"

    "Don't worry, they're fine!" said Pinkie as she picked up Pound Cake in her fore-hooves, it was then a foul smell started to drift from his diaper. Pinkie caught a good sniff that made her lean away from him, "oogh, I mean..."

    "Oh, I got it," said Mr. Cake as he brought over two fresh diapers on his tail. He quickly set both babies on a table and quickly removed the stinky diapers and tossed them into a trash bin set up in the corner of the room. After adding a little baby powder, Mr. Cake easily put on some brand new diapers. The twins just giggled at their father and Pinkie just watches them with a smile on her face as Mr. Cake washed his fore-hooves.

    "Is anypony hungry?" Mr. Cake asked out of the blue.

    "Ah, no thanks," Pinkie replied as she kept smiling at the twins, "I just had a big breakfast."

    "I'm on it," said Mrs. Cake as she brings to twins two bottles. With a flick of her tail, the bottles were tossed into the air as Pound and Pumpkin caught them and began to suck the milk out of them. Pinkie watched them drink for a few seconds before she found herself growing rather bored. She even began to look at her custom made wrist watch that she apparently made herself. The babies sighed as they finished and set their bottles aside once, but then they began to groan with discomfort.

    "Oh, oh, you're making funny faces!" said Pinkie, "I have one! Bleghhh!" Pinkie tried to make faces with the twins as Mr. Cake laughed.

    "No, y'see, Pinkie," Mr. Cake explained, "the babies need to be burped!" He then sat down and held each foal so he could lightly pat their backs. It wasn't long before both foals let one a nice BURP in reply.

    "All set now? Everything good?" Pinkie asked eagerly, "Okay, who wants to play again?" The twins giggled excitedly they hopped out of their father's fore-hooves and crawled after Pinkie. Pound Cake then noticed a stack of playing blocks and knocked them over. He went to stomp on them when Mrs. Cake grabbed him.

    "Uh uh uh, Pound Cake," said Mrs. Cake, "no pounding things." Pound Cake just smiled. Then Pumpkin noticed a discarded bottle of baby powder and stuck it into her mouth. (Fortunately from the bottom end and not the top.)

    "Uh uh uh, we don't chew on things, Pumpkin Cake," Mrs. Cake told her as she removed the bottle from her mouth.

    "Except for food," Pinkie added when suddenly Mrs. Cake gave a dramatic gasp.

    "Food!" Mrs. Cake replied, "Great cinnamon sticks, I completely forgot!"

    "No, you just fed them bottles, remember?" Pinkie replied calmly.

    "Not the babies' food!" said Mrs. Cake.

    "Gh! The food for the enormously big catering order we have to deliver today!" Mr. Cake replied.

    "Oh, with the new twins, we've been so distracted!" said Mrs. Cake. Pinkie and the twins just smiled as the two ponies were panicking. Then as if fate had heard their panic, a certain colt entered the shop.

    "Good afternoon Mr. and Mrs. Cake," said Mario cheerfully and then flinched as how flustered they looked, "Whoa...guess it was a good thing I came by. I was looking to see if you needed some help." Mr. and Mrs. Cake beamed excitedly.

    "Oh, you came just in time, Mario," said Mrs. Cake, "We need someone to babysit the twins while we work on a large rush catering order." Mario blinked before sighing to himself.

    "I wish I could, but..." said Mario slowly, the fact the Cakes looked downcasted made more feel a insecure, "I don't know anything about babysitting two foals. I am barely managing three little fillies from time to time. I hardly know them as well as the rest of my friends. But I can help you with that rush order until you can find someone else who can do the job...if...if you don't mind me doing that much..." Mario groaned inwardly over the fact that he started talking like Fluttershy as the two parents felt panicky all over again.

    "Gh, quick, honeybun," said Mr. Cake wearily, "we need to find a babysitter to watch the foals while we take care of this! Mario, if you can get started on that order for us, we would be very grateful." Mr. Cake put on a saddleback baby carrier onto Mrs. Cake as she put the foals into it. Mario just nodded as he headed into the kitchen.

    "I could do it!" Pinkie offered, "I wanna do it! Oh, the babies love playing with me, I'll do it!" However the pink pony was ignored as the Cakes exited their shop.

    "I wonder who would be available on such short notice," said Mrs. Cake to her husband as they made their way into town.

    "Me! Me! Pick me!" said Pinkie Pie as she bounced up and down, but the Cakes continued to ignore her. It wasn't much longer before they arrived at Fluttershy's cottage and asked the yellow Pegasus for help.

    "Oh I would love to babysit!" said Fluttershy as the Cakes smiled excitedly, "but I can't today sorry. I promised Angel we'd go on a picnic." This made the Cakes frown instantly as Fluttershy turned to show an already packed picnic basket with a very impatient bunny standing nearby.

    "You understand don't you?" Fluttershy asked as she turned to face the Cakes, but then noticed that they were already leaving.

    "Y-you're not mad at me, are you?" Fluttershy asked worried, but didn't get an answer.

    "I'll do it! Pick me!" Pinkie offered as she cradled Angel in her fore-hooves. The Cakes then headed back into town and arrived at the Grand Oaks Library to ask Twilight, who shook her head in response.

    "I have to finish this report for the Princess summarizing all my...oops...I mean Mario and I's other reports to the Princess," Twilight explained as the Cakes saw Spike holding several sheets of paper with his hands, feet, mouth, tail, and even his top scale. They quickly made their exit as Pinkie appeared cradling a book wearing a diaper.

    "I wanna babysit!" said Pinkie, "Pick me!" But the Cake had already left and had headed to Sweet Apple Acres. The Cakes just smiled hopefully as Applejack was bucking some apples off some trees and putting them into baskets.

    "Babysit? Now?" Applejack exclaimed in disbelief, "When there's a swarm o' hungry caterpillars headin' this way? I gotta get all these apples before they get swarmed on!" A nearby caterpillar crawled up to an apple on the ground and was about to take a huge bite of it when Applejack pulled the apple away. The worm look rather annoyed as the Cakes just exchanged worried looks and left.

    "Ooh, ooh, I wanna do it!" said Pinkie as appeared cradling several apples in her fore-legs, but was ignored once again. The Cakes then found Rainbow sitting on a nearby cloud and asked her. The blue Pegasus wasted no time declining.

    "I got tickets to the Wonderbolts show this afternoon," Rainbow told them, "Gotta dash!" Rainbow then zoomed away, making her cloud poof into thin air. Pinkie then appears holding a cloud wearing a diaper.

    "Ask me!" Pinkie said as she juggled her cloud baby about, "Mememememememememememememe!" Pinkie than stopped when she missed her juggle and the cloud landed on the ground, causing it to disappear and leaving nothing but a diaper behind. Pinkie smiled sheepishly before taking off. The Cake's last stop was at the Carousel Boutique.

    "Moi? Babysit?" said Rarity, "N- Oh nonononononononono! I'm flattered that you would think of me though." Despite being cheerful, Rarity's smile didn't help the Cakes feel any better as they panted heavily from exhaustion. It was then a certain pink pony stood before them with a toothy smile. They knew what she wanted to ask. They knew it all the time. It seemed that they had run out of...better...options.

    "Pinkie," said Mr. Cake with a groan and unenthusiastic tone, "how would you like to babysit for us?" Pinkie gasped excitedly.

    "I dunno," Pinkie answered casually, "I'll have to check my schedule." Pinkie was only teasing as she gave them both a smirk, but the two Cakes were too busy wondering if they had made the right decision. They didn't have much time to think about it as they returned to Sugarcube Corner and went to collecting the food they needed for their delivery. Since they had taken alot of time trying to find a babysitter, Mario had managed to get all but a single cake completed without much of a problem. While the Cakes were very grateful, they were more worried about the fact the lives of their month old twins were now in the hoofs of Pinkie. Mrs. Cake pulled Mario aside as he was trying to use his magic to cool down the cake layers so he could assemble it.

    "Mario, I know you said you have no babysitting experience with foals and such," said Mrs. Cake nervously, "but...could you...help Pinkie out?" Mario blinked.

    "You don't trust Pinkie to handle the twins?" Mario asked. Mrs. Cake just looked away uneasily.

    "If you don't trust her, why didn't you just tell her no?" Mario asked the blue earth pony.

    "Mario, please, will you just do this favor me?" Mrs. Cake pleaded, refusing to answer his questions. Mario just sighed.

    "Does Pinkie know you're..."

    "Mrs. Cake?" Pinkie peeked in.

    "Yes, Pinkie, is something wrong?" Mrs. Cake asked frantically.

    "No, I just wanted to ask if you're okay if I ask Mario to help me?" Pinkie suggested. Mrs. Cake blinked before she smiled.

    "That's a wonderful idea," Mrs. Cake replied in a cheery tone, "Mario, do you think you could help Pinkie Pie?" Her smile was not only over the top, but also showed her desperation, which only Mario could see the later.

    "Alright," said Mario uneasily.

    "Yay!" Pinkie exclaimed a she hugged him hard from the side, "It will be like we're new parents! You can be the daddy and I'll play the mommy!"

    "Pinkie..." Mario warned.

    "I know, I know, you love Twilight, whatever," said Pinkie dismissively, "just let me have this okay? We're being parents after all, not going out on a date." Mario just groaned to himself as Mrs. Cake giggled before moving the rest of the goodies from the kitchen to their cart. Mario had offered them some of his freight cars, but Mrs. Cake declined since they were already short on time. Pinkie, Pound Cake, and Pumpkin Cake just watched as the Cakes rushed to load up their cart.

    "Now, Pinkie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?" Mr. Cake asked the pink pony.

    "I can be responsible," said Pinkie with determination, "Why, responsibility is my middle name. Pinkie Responsibility Pie."

    "I thought your middle name was Diane?" Mario asked from the kitchen.

    "Figure of speech!" Pinkie called out as Mrs. Cake got into the her face.

    "But this time you need to take care of them, not just play with them," Mrs. Cake told her, "You have to be responsible."

    "Yes, I know," said Pinkie plainly, "I will. I am. Remember, I have Mario here to give me a hoof if I should need one." Pinkie gave Mrs. Cake a salute. It was then a ding was heard in the kitchen and Mrs. Cake hurried inside and then came back into the main room carting an undecorated cake.

    "Mrs. Cake wait!" said Mario since he was going to try decorating it.

    "Oh, here you are, dearie," said Mrs. Cake as she tossed Pinkie a very, very long list, "All your responsibilities are on this list." Pinkie gasped.

    "Whoa! That's alot of responsi-" Pinkie then recomposed herself, "Consider it done!"

    "Mrs. Cake," Mario called out as he entered the main room, "The cake isn't decorated." Mrs. Cake noticed as Mr. Cake walked up to her.

    "We'll frost it when we get there!" Mr. Cake told his wife, "C'mon sugarplum, tick-tick!"

    "Sorry..." said Mario, feeling bad he was unable to finish the cake.

    "You did your best, dear," said Mrs. Cake to Mario before turning to Pinkie, "Take good care of our two precious little ginger snaps!"

    "No problemo, Mr. and Mrs. Cake," said Pinkie as she pushed Mrs. Cake out of the shop, "Everything is under control." Pinkie and Mario both waved at them goodbye as the Cakes returned the gesture and headed on their way. Pinkie had barely closed the door when the twins suddenly looked rather sad. Pinkie gave them a smile.

    "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

    The twins both burst into tears.

    "Uh-oh," said Pinkie, unsure of what to do.

    "We're in trouble," Mario added nervously. The babies just continued to cry as Pinkie Pie frantically tried to think of a way to calm them down.

    "Umm...maybe we should review that list..." Mario suggested to the flustered pink pony when she got an idea.

    "I got this," said Pinkie confidently as Mario watched with interest.

    "Oh, don't cry, little friends!" said Pinkie gently and raced towards the swinging doors, "Look, look! Where's Pinkie Pie...? Where's Pinkie Pie...?" The twins just looked at each other and continued to cry.

    "Oh no...I'm right here, see?" said Pinkie as the twins continued to cry. Pinkie then tried to make funny faces to make them laugh. The twins paused for only a second before they went back to crying.

    "Any more bright ideas?" Mario asked as he tried to cradle them both in his fore-legs to calm them down.

    "Oh, think-think-think..." said Pinkie and then something clicked in her mind, "Aha!" Before Mario could ask what she had in mind. He was soon setting up a table for the twins to sit behind. The room had been darkened and a curtain set up. Mario was dreading what Pinkie was going to do. At least the twins had stopped crying and were just sitting blankly, wondering what was going on.

    "Hey guys, watch this!" said Pinkie as she began her routine and applause was heard in the background.

    "I didn't set up an applause track..." Mario pondered aloud as the twins looked at him.

    "Hey, you're a wonderful crowd here tonight!" said Pinkie as she used the top end of a broom as a microphone, "Where y'all from?" Pinkie held the broom as the twins, who just looked at her blankly. It wasn't until Pumpkin Cake tried to bite the top of the broom that Pinkie pulled it away.

    "Wow, that's great," said Pinkie, trying to continue her comedy routine, "Y'know. I used to have an ant farm, but I had to get rid of it because...I couldn't find tractors that small!"

    BA-DUM-TISH

    The twins just looked at her blankly as Mario just face-hoofed himself.

    "Get it? Tractors that small?" Pinkie asked but just got more silence, puzzled faces from the twins and a glare from Mario. She tried to continue, "The other day, I spilled spot remover on my dog...and now I can't find him!"

    BA-DUM-TISH

    Pinkie revealed that she was the one who was doing the joke fanfare with a drum and symbol. The twins just stares for a moment before they started crying again.

    "I'm kind of feeling like crying myself for such a sad performance," Mario remarked sympathetically.

    "Gee, tough crowd." said Pinkie from the drums set.

    "Tell me about it," Pinkie replied to herself as she returned to the stage, "Fine. I wasn't gonna pull off a show stopper, but you're a lovely audience and I think you deserve it!" Pinkie then ducked behind the curtain as Mario grew worried.

    "Pinkie, if you're gonna do what I think you're gonna do," said Mario, "I really hope you picked a good smiley tune."

    "You'll find out," said Pinkie as she popped up next to Mario and startled him, "cause you're gonna sing this song with me, daddy-kins!"

    "What? WAH!" Mario was then pulled behind the curtain. After a few seconds of fast memorizing and choreography, Mario and Pinkie appeared on stage with a pig snout on their noses and began to sing.

    [Pinkie Pie and Mario - as they sang, they bounced about on their tails (Mario curved his tail into a coil while Pinkie's tail is just naturally springy.) as well as their flanks. Pinkie also popped up between the twins during the singing. The twins just looked confused and annoyed.]

    First you jiggle your tail! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then you wiggle your snout! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then you wiggle your rump! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then shout it out! Oink-Oink-Oink!

    First you jiggle your tail! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then you wiggle your snout! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then you wiggle your rump! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then shout it out! Oink-Oink-Oink!

    [Pinkie Pie and Mario - they noticed that the twins started to cry again. Mario gave Pinkie a worried look as they continued their dance and singing. Pinkie looks worried as well]

    First you jiggle your tail! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then you wiggle your snout! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then you wiggle your rump! Oink-Oink-Oink!
    Then shout it out! Oink-Oink-Oink!

    Suddenly the song ended when Pinkie tripped, sending Mario tumbling into her. Together, they spin dashed into a nearby cabinet. The impact knocked a bag of flour off the top of the cabinet.

    PLOOF!

    The bag broke, covering the two ponies in white flour. The twins stared and then giggled at the sight.

    "There, see?" said Pinkie to Mario, "Nothing to this babysitting business! Ugh!" Pinkie just plopped to the floor and Mario just groaned. He didn't know what was worse, being coated in flour or the fact Pinkie made him sing such a ridiculous song.

    I know parents do anything to make their children happy, Mario thought, But there is fine line between doing something out of love that is worth embarassing yourself and just making a complete fool out of yourself and your children. I think Pinkie just help me find where to draw such a line... Mario didn't have much time to figure it out as he shook off the four from his coat, mane, and tail as Pinkie finally decided to examine the list of things she needed to do. Mario was beside her while reading the list as well.

    "Snake time," said Pinkie once she saw the time noted on the list, "that's easy enough."

    "Assuming they are even hungry," said Mario as Pinkie headed into the kitchen and pulled out two bowls of baby food, put the two foals into their high chairs and put the bowls in front of them.

    "Okie-dokie! Eat up!" said Pinkie, but the twins just looked at the bowls of food, unsure about what to do. Mario just looked at Pinkie before grabbing a spoon with his magic. Pinkie flicked the spoon of his magic grip.

    "I've got this," said Pinkie.

    "Right," Mario remarked, rolling his eyes.

    "Like this," said Pinkie as she picked up the bowl, "Num-num-num, num-num-num-num! Ahh!" Apparently Mario had just learned exactly how Pinkie ate her food. It suddenly made sense why the girl had such poor table manners. Pumpkin Cake just looked at her bowl, appeared to try and take a bite, but then knocked the bowl off the table and grabbed the table cloth.

    "Nom-" Pumpkin Cake mumbled as she sucked on the corner of the table cloth and nearly pull it and a flower vase off the table.

    "No, Pumpkin Cake," said Pinkie as she pulled the table cloth out of her mouth, "we eat food, not tablecloths." Pumpkin only responded by crying loudly.

    "Pumpkin Cake," said Mario sternly, "If you don't want to eat, that's fine, but no more sucking or chewing on things that are not food, young lady..." He then turned to Pound Cake, who was banging his fist on the table, "...and you need to stop pounding your table. One of these days, you're going to..." As if Mario couldn't not have said that at the right time. Pound Cake banged his fore-hooves hard on the table, sending his bowl of food into the air and splattering on his head. Now he was crying along with his sister. Pinkie just looked at the two, struggling to think of what to do.

    "Huh, huh?" Pinkie stuttered, "Uh, hey, guys, look at me!" Pinkie then rushed over to pick up a bag of flour. Then she pulled Mario next to her.

    "Pinkie don't you-"

    PLOOF

    Mario was too late as Pinkie dumped the bag of flour on the both of them.

    "Achoo!" Pinkie and Mario sneezed as the twins began to giggle happily. However, even Pinkie was feeling a bit annoyed.

    "Yeah, I think I can see where this is going," said Pinkie.

    "You coming up with dumb ideas and dragging me into them?" Mario replied. Pinkie just snorted in reply before she shook off the flour and headed into the bathroom to prepare the twins a bubble bath. Mario stayed behind the clean up Pound Cake's head and the rest of the discarded food before taking them into the bathroom with Pinkie. This had been easier said than done since both twins were bursting with energy. Mario had a hard time setting them onto his back and keeping them from trying to jump off as he brought them to the bathroom and set them on the floor with his magic. Pinkie had just turned the water off and Mario locked the door when the twins decided to take off at high speed. Pinkie and Mario tried to go after them, but they split up, causing Pinkie and Mario to crash head first into each other.

    "I always knew you'd give me a headache," Mario said woozily and in a dorky tone before he shook his head to recover. Mario gave chase after Pound Cake. Mario might be the fastest unicorn alive, but Pound Cake's skill with changing directions made outrunning and guessing what direction Pound Cake would change to very difficult. And yes, Mario did try using his magic, but one could imagine how hard it is to pick up a moving target that constantly changed directions. Mario even got Pound pinned into a corner, but as soon he pounced, Pound, leaped over him, stomped his head and took off as Mario was left dazed for a few seconds. Pinkie cringed when Mario hit corner head first when she saw Pumpkin chewing on a bath towel.

    "Towels are not food, Pumpkin Cake," Pinkie told her as Pumpkin pulled the towel off the hanging rack and took off with it. Both Mario and Pinkie split up to try and catch them.

    "Drop it..." said Pinkie as the twins ran side by side.

    "Drop it..." Mario repeated as he was chasing them instead.

    "Drop it?" said Pinkie and Mario together as they met in the middle of the room and stopped since the twins had managed to shake them off their tails. Mario then heard a sound and gestured for Pinkie to follow him to the bathroom cabinet. He then pointed out a familiar brown tail sticking out of the cabinet and some muffled giggled coming from it. Pinkie then opened the cabinet door.

    "Aha!" said Mario as the twins smiled and then zipped away before he could grab them, "Seriously? How are they faster than me?!"

    "Never mind!" Pinkie retorted, "Where did they go now?" Mario then noticed a familiar pair of hooves under the shower curtain. Mario pointed for Pinkie to get them while he stayed some distance away. He had a plan. Pinkie headed over to the shower curtain. The instant she opened it, she went to grab them, but they dash away under her hind legs. The twins laughed as they made their escape, but then Mario landed in front of them.

    "Surprise!" said Mario, startling the twins as Pinkie snagged them and dropped them both into the bathtub. The twins wasted no time crying loudly once more.

    "Not again!" Mario groaned as he held his head with his fore-hooves. Pinkie thought for a moment before she got another idea.

    "Ooh, look, guys!" said Pinkie, "Bubbles!" She began to blow about some of the bubbles and the babies started to smile as they saw the bubble blowing about. Pinkie then smiled as she made a bubble beard on her face. This game Mario an idea as he gathered some bubbles to make it look like he had a lion's mane and started to playfully growled at them. The twins laughed some more before a giant bubble appeared and popped as soon as it hit Pumpkin Cake's horn. This made the twins cry all over again. Mario was getting more uneasy. It seemed like these two foals just couldn't stay happy for a long period of time.

    "Uh, uh, uh, uh, don't cry!" said Pinkie as she looked around. Mario then noticed something near the tub and smiled as he picked it up with his magic and handed it to Pinkie.

    "Look, look uh, floating things!" said Pinkie as she showed them a rubber ducky and set it in the water, "Ooh, aaah, eeh!" The twins began to smile as it floated in the water.

    "Rubber ducky, you're the one," Mario sang, "You make bath time so much...fun?" Mario stopped singing once he saw Pinkie started to load the bathtub with various types of floating toys, even a rubber life raft and paddles. This only made the twins began to cry once more as they made the toys and raft fly out of the tub. Mario groaned when Pound Cake's fore-hoof swatted the nearby water faucet, breaking it and sending a fast stream of water at them. Mario ducked just in time as Pinkie was knocked back by the strong spray of water. It even sent her crashing through the bathroom door. Mario then found a valve to shut off the water in the bathroom when Pinkie arrived soaking wet and with an annoyed look on her face. Mario scrunched his face to avoid laughing but couldn't hold it in.

    "Pfft...HAHAHAHAH-!"

    SLOOSH!

    Mario then found himself drenched as Pinkie smirked at him.

    "I really dislike you right now," Mario remarked.

    "But you love me," Pinkie replied as Mario rolled his eyes when she pulled him close with one fore-hoof and Mario saw her holding another bag of flour over her.

    "Uh, don't make me do it, guys!" Pinkie pleaded, "You know what happens when you mix flour and water, don't you?" The twins just glared and continued to cry,

    "Pinkie, don't give into them," Mario pleaded, "There has to be better way! Stand strong and don't let them-"

    PLOOF

    Too late. Pinkie dumped the flour over herself and Mario. It didn't take long before the flour turned into unseasoned dough and they were now covered in it. The twins just giggled at the sight as Mario gave Pinkie a dirty look.

    "You just had to pull a Fluttershy didn't you?" Mario asked her as Pinkie just looked indignant. Once bath time...for everypony...had been completed, Pinkie was reading the list again. This time, more attentively.

    "Code Red! Code Red!" Mario shouted as he came running out of the room the twins were playing in with his fore-hooves over his nose.

    "For goodness sake Mario would you-" Pinkie then froze as she caught whiff of a familiar but stinky smell. She gasped and held a hoof on her nose. "Smells like somepony needs a changy-wangy their diaper-wiper right now-a-wow!" Pinkie then turned to see Mario breathing heavily through a hazmat mask and rolled her eyes.

    "Get that off!" Pinkie snapped as she ripped the mask off his face and toss it out of sight. Mario then whimpered.

    "I'm not going in there!" Mario retorted when Pinkie pushed him forward towards the stinky room. Mario then conceded as Pinkie collected two diapers and Mario used his magic to hold a bottle of baby powder.

    "Easy...easy..." said Pinkie quietly as they slowly made their way towards the now stinky twins, who were just playing and Mario locked the door despite the smell. They slowly peeked over the top of the cribs and went for the pounce. Once again, the twins giggled before zipping away. Mario and Pinkie plopped onto the floor. Pinkie sighed.

    "You can run, but you can't hide!" Mario called out before putting a fore-hoof on his nose and added in a nasal tone, "Your diapers will lead us to you!" The twins had picked a place behind a dresser drawer to hide, even standing on their hind legs to make it easier to avoid being seen. Pumpkin Cake just giggled quietly to her brother as Pinkie and Mario spotted them.

    "Viva la Vida!" Mario called out, which means "seize the day", as they pounced them and then a tussle commenced as the two ponies struggled to keep them still while they changed their diapers.

    "HAH!" Mario shrieked when Pinkie handed him the two dirty diapers and Mario flung them away from himself. To his luck, both diapers landed perfectly into the trash can, but he was too busy trying to help Pinkie pin both babies down for powdering and clean diapers to notice.

    "Wait- no- stay there- just- for a second," Pinkie struggled as Pound Cake nearly made his escape and Pinkie pulled him back. Pumpkin tried the same but Mario pulled her back as the tussle continued, "stand still- I've almost-." When the dust cleared, Pinkie found a diaper on her head and one on her flank instead of the twins. Pound and Pumpkin Cake laughed before taking off, sending Mario into the air and plopping onto his stomach.

    "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me," Pinkie exclaimed.

    DING DONG!

    "Oh! Thank goodness they're home," said Pinkie, "Mario you stay here and try to get them into their diapers. I'm going to see who it is."

    "B-b-b-but..." Mario protested, but Pinkie had already left the room and closed the door. Pinkie quickly opened the door to find, not the Cakes but Twilight at the front porch.

    "Hi! I finished up the work I had to do," said Twilight, "so I'd thought I'd stop by and see if you needed any help. Whoa!" Twilight soon found Pinkie pulling her into the shop.

    "Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming!" said Pinkie, "I can't begin to tell what my day has been like! I mean these babies just won't listen to reason, and don't even get me started on their taste in stand-up comedy. [Ba-dum tish!] I thought Mario would-"

    "Wait...Mario is here helping you?" Twilight asked surprised.

    "Well, duh," said Pinkie, "He's the most reliable pony to ask when you need help besides Applejack. At least he was until I found out how "helpful" he is with baby-sitting..."

    "I am not surprised," said Twilight, "Mario is better with older foals and young ponies. He's not very good at handling babies. He doesn't have the patience for them."

    "OH FOR THE LOVE OF CUPCAKES! WILL YOU BOTH STOP MOVING AROUND!" Mario bellowed from upstairs. Pinkie just chuckled sheepishly before groaning in embarrassment.

    "It's okay, Pinkie," said Twilight as she walked about the main room, "I figured you would need some help. That's why I stopped by."

    "Ex-cuse me?" said Pinkie, taking offense to Twilight's remark.

    "Babies take a lot of work," said Twilight as she used her magic to organize some toys that had been scattered across the floor, "and some ponies are just not cut out to handle the responsibility."

    "Is that so?" said Pinkie, now clearly offended before she pushed Twilight out of the shop, "Well, thank for stopping by, Twilight. Sorry, I don't have time to visit. I'm very busy with my responsibilities here. And I'm sure Mario and myself alone can handle things!"

    "I'm happy to help!" said Twilight, "It's no trouble-" Before Twilight could finish, Pinkie had slammed the door on Twilight's nose. Pinkie was steaming.

    "Well, of all the-" Pinkie vented as she removed the diaper from her head, "She thinks I can't handle things on my own! Maybe because I haven't handled things on my own. Even I can tell Mario looks rather lost...no...no, no, no, NO! Well, I can handle things on my own and with Mario with me, it will be as easy as cake! Besides, he's mine for the day and I'm letting Twilight take that away from me." Pinkie couldn't help being a tad possessive of Mario. While they had already settled the fact that they were only best friends and their relationship was more like a brother and sister, Pinkie still wanted as much time with the colt as she could. When she arrived and peeked into the room, she found Mario on the floor looking exhausted and several of his mane hairs were sticking up. He had pretty much given up putting on new diapers on them. Pumpkin Cake was just chewing on Pinkie's rubber chicken and sitting on the floor while Pound Cake was bouncing on his crib bed. Pinkie put on a stern face and walked into the room and first pulled Mario back on his hoofs.

    "Chewing won't stop! Chewing won't stop!" Mario remarked with his left eye twitching, "Take away one object, she chews another and another and another! Same with jumping! Make it stop, it starts again, and again, and again, and a..."

    SMACK!

    "Snap of out it!" Pinkie yelled angrily as Mario rubbed his stinging cheek.

    "Pound Cake," Pinkie growled to the jumping filly, "this is a crib. it is only to be used for napping, sleeping, and on occasion with permission, as a pretend old-timey Western fort. It is not a trampoline, so stop your jumping right now, mister!" Pinkie got into the baby colt's face as Pound Cake just smiled sheepishly.

    "And you, young filly," said Pinkie as she turned to face Pumpkin Cake, "We do not put anything in our mouth that we cannot safely and properly digest. So stop slobbering on that toy this instant!" Mario thought for a moment that Pinkie was using Fluttershy's Stare because Pumpkin quickly dropped the rubber chicken, which made a loud squeak as Pinkie put her into the crib with Pound Cake.

    "Now, we've all had a very exhausting afternoon," said Pinkie sternly, "and it's time for all good little foals to take their nap. So, fall asleep!" The twins only stared for a second before they quickly lay down and started snoring. Pinkie sighed as relaxed a bit, tucked them in, and kissed each of their foreheads.

    "Sleep tight," Pinkie said sweetly before pulling up the side of the crib, and then removed the second diaper that she had removed from her flank and tossed it into the trash can. She then tossed the discarded rubber chicken into the closet and closed it. Mario turned off the lights as he and Pinkie turned to leave the room.

    "Now that's what I call handling things," said Pinkie quietly.

    "Good job Pinkie," said Mario in a whisper, "I'm sorry I haven't been much help. I've..."

    "It's okay," said Pinkie as they both exited the room, "Lucky for you, I know how to handle things." Mario just chuckled as he looked back and gasped.

    "What's...GASP?" Pinkie was about to leave the room when she found the crib...empty!

    "Oh, nononono," said Pinkie frantically as she opened the crib and began searching about the room, "Not good, not good, not good!"

    "I know you're not supposed to take your eyes off young foals and children for a second," said Mario as he searched the room as well, "but seriously! They were asleep for crying out loud! They're too young to know how to fake being asleep! Even I was at least six months before I figured out how to do that!"

    "Just keep looking!" said Pinkie in a panic, "Pound? Pumpkin? Come out, come out wherever you are!" It was then Mario and Pinkie both heard a faint squeaking from the closet. Pinkie quickly opened the door to find Pumpkin Cake inside chewing and squeaking the rubber chicken inside. Pinkie just sighed in exasperation before putting her back in the bed. Mario just shook his head at her. He just couldn't understand why Pumpkin wouldn't stop chewing on things even after being told constantly not too. And if anypony asked, yes, he did try a pacifier and got beaned in the head with it.

    "I don't remember your mother or father ever having a stubborn side," Mario said to Pumpkin Cake, who just squeaked the rubber chicken in reply.

    "Just help me find Pound Cake," said Pinkie and then turned to Pumpkin Cake, "Whoa! You be a good little girl now, Pumpkin-wumpkin, and stay in your crib for pals, Pinkie-winkie and Mario...uhhh...Mario...okay seriously your name has no good for rhymes or nicknames!"

    "I noticed," Mario replied with an eye roll, "let's just find Pound Cake." Pumpkin Cake seemed to agree as she squeaked the rubber chicken in reply. Pinkie couldn't help but feel a little creped out as she slowly walked away from the crib, but then looked back and saw Pumpkin Cake hadn't moved and just squeaked the rubber chicken. Pinkie then looked back two more times before she finally walked out of the room. Rather than constantly look back, Mario walked backwards from the door to make sure Pumpkin Cake didn't try to sneak out of the crib.

    "Pound Cake?" Pinkie called out shakily as she closed the door to the bedroom, "Here, Pound Cake!" The wind then blew ominously about the dark hallway as the ghostly sound of giggling made both Mario and Pinkie uneasy as they huddled close to each other. Just as they looked behind themselves, a shadow raced past them in the foreground.

    "Uh, Pound Cake? Uh..." Pinkie stuttered before she and Mario looked at each other and raced into their bedroom. Pumpkin Cake was still there, squeaking the rubber chicken. While, they should have felt relieved the little filly had stayed put, they still were missing a little colt. It didn't help that they heard the ghostly giggles once more. Pinkie and Mario held each other fearfully as they looked around the room, first at Pumpkin Cake's crib, then at Pound Cake's empty crib, then at Pumpkin again. Each time, the squeaking of the chicken started to sound more sinister as Mario was sure he was hearing chords from Psycho in the background. Pinkie then looked up and there on the ceiling was Pound Cake, giggling to himself and flapping his wings.

    Wait...on the ceiling flapping his wings!?

    "You can fly?!" Pinkie squealed.

    "Even Rainbow didn't learn to fly this young," Mario remarked, "but don't tell her I said that!" Pound Cake just giggled to himself.

    "Oh...get down here...this instant...young...colt!" said Pinkie tried as she tried to jump up and grab him, but her jumps were too short and was soon exhausted, "I'm responsible for you!" Mario then took a turn, even trying to use his flutter jump technique to give him more time in the air, but Pound Cake was slipperier then a bar of soap and Mario couldn't grab him either. Pinkie than grabbed a pair of suction shoes and walked her way into the ceiling and managed to grab Pound Cake as she made her way down. She had just gotten back on the floor when she and Mario noticed Pumpkin Cake trying to reach out for a toy from the toy chest. When she is unable to get it, she suddenly made her horn glow and the toy, which was a butterfly, literally flew over to her. Pinkie's jaw dropped making her release Pound Cake, who just hovered between Pinkie and Mario.

    "Of all the times to get a magical surge," Mario groaned aloud, "Why NOW?!" Pumpkin quickly brought the butterfly and the other toys towards her and then picked the butterfly toy to suck on.

    "Nom, nom, nom," Pumpkin Cake said contently.

    "No, no, no, Pumpkin," said Pinkie as she took the toy away. Pumpkin then grabbed another toy.

    "Nom, Nom," said Pumpkin Cake as she sucked on it.

    "No, no," said Pinkie as she took that toy away. Then Pumpkin grabbed another toy.

    "Nom," said Pumpkin Cake as she sucked on that one.

    "No," said Pinkie sternly as she took that toy away as well, "Hmph! I am the responsible one, and I said no!"

    "We should nickname the two foals the Déjà Vu twins," said Mario, "we keep dealing with the same thing over and over and over again!"

    "Not anymore!" said Pinkie as she took all the toys and put them into the toy box. She then added locks and chains so Pumpkin couldn't use her magic to get the toys out again.

    "Wheee!" said Pound Cake as he continued to fly about.

    "That goes for you too, Pound Cake!" said Pinkie sternly as she jumped up to him but he ducked under her. Pinkie smacked into the wall and landed inside the dirty laundry basket.

    "Are you okay?" said Mario as he helped her out of the basket. Pinkie just glared before she launched herself at Pound Cake and grabbed his hind legs.

    "Gotcha!" said Pinkie Pie as she held on. Pound Cake struggled to stay in the air...for about three seconds, "I think?" Pinkie then yelped as Pound Cake flew out of the room with Pinkie holding onto him. Mario was agape.

    "I always knew Pinkie didn't weight much but if a one month old colt can carry her...that just blew my mind," said Mario slowly. Meanwhile, Pound Cake had pulled Pinkie down the hall, making her bump into the walls, and then down the stairs as her flank bumped the steps as he took her through the kitchen. Apparently, some plates of food and treats had been left on the table and they were sent flying off the table as they flew by. Plus several pies splattered into Pinkie's face.

    "Mm, razzleberry," said Pinkie before she continued to hold on tight to Pound Cake as he flew back and forth through the swinging doors, "I'm- not- letting- go! I'm- re-spon-si-ble!" Pound Cake then headed back upstairs. This time Pinkie got her chin bumped on the stair steps as they made their way back into the room. Just as they entered, Pinkie's poofy tail got caught on the door, stretching the pink pony for a second before she lost her grip and smacked backside into the door.

    "I'll get him!" said Mario as he grabbed into Pound Cake's hind legs. He was then shocked when he found Pound could carry him too.

    "You've gotta be kidding me!" Mario exclaimed asPound Cake then zoomed about the room.

    "HOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAA-AYEAYEAYEAYE-OWOWOWOWOWOW-HOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAA-UGH!" Mario yelped and groaned when he finally lost his grip and smacked face first into a wall next to Pinkie. Pound Cake then hovered near his sister. Pumpkin Cake wanted to join her brother when she made her horn glow and she was soon hovering in the air alongside her brother.

    "Oh, not you too!" Pinkie and Mario groaned as the twins flew together in the air before Pinkie used an upside-down playpen to trap them on the ground. She then quickly duck taped it so they couldn't fly out.

    "Now who's the responsible one?" Pinkie boasted.

    "You're staying in there until your parents come home!" Mario added with a smirk. Pumpkin then made her horn glow and she pass right threw the playpen mesh and giggled triumphantly.

    "Wah?!" Mario gasped in shock as Pinkie looked agape as some hairs in her mane stuck out as well as Mario's. Pumpkin Cake just crawled about happily when Pound Cake used his wings lift the playpen and pushed it out of the way. Pinkie and Mario just watched with frantic looks on their faces as Pound Cake just hovered about. Now both of Pinkie's and Mario's manes were getting more frazzled as Pumpkin Cake used her magic to break the lock and chains. She giggled happily as she made all the toys fall around her and she began to sucking on one...again.

    "No matter what we do, they keep outsmarting us!" Mario said, now panicking, "What do we do Pinkie? What do we...Pinkie? ...Sis?" Mario felt his tone break when he saw just how flustered and overwhelmed Pinkie looked. Soon the pink pony's bit her lip and her eyes got bigger.

    "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

    Poor Pinkie burst into tears and began to sob loudly as her tears poured from her eyes like gushes of water. Mario felt his heartbreak as he held her close.

    "Pinkie it's okay...it's...not okay! I'm sorry Pinkie! I can't help! I...just...can't..." Mario's voice broke and he couldn't keep his composure and was now crying loudly with her. It wasn't long before the twins saw the two crying ponies and suddenly felt very guilty. For one month foals, these two seemed to be not only advanced skill-wise, but also were self-aware of what was going on around them. It didn't take them long to figure out they were the reason their babysitters were now crying loudly on the floor. They quietly headed towards the side of the room before approaching Mario and Pinkie who were still crying as they came up to them and Pumpkin was holding a back of flour with her magic. Mario and Pinkie stopped crying to look at them.

    PLOOF!

    The twins then dumped the bag of flour over themselves as Pound and Pumpkin Cake posed for them. Mario and Pinkie couldn't resist a giggle.

    "Y'know, you're right," said Pinkie, "That is funny."

    "It is," said Mario with a sniffle, "Thank you." Once Mario and Pinkie had recomposed themselves, they finally got the twins to take their nap. Pound Cake was now snoring legitimately and Pumpkin Cake was sleeping and mumbling to herself. Pinkie and Mario just smiled at them and at each other before leaving the room and see the mess downstairs.

    "Dear Princess Celestia," Pinkie recited, "I've always had fun playing with little kids, and I thought babysitting meant just more than playtime, right? Wrong! Being a caregiver is way more responsibility then just being a playmate. And today, I learned that sometimes our desire for responsibility can outrun our actual ability to handle it." As Pinkie was reciting her letter, she and Mario got to work cleaning up the mess in the main room and kitchen. Pinkie even huffed as she carried a bucket of water with her tail. Mario used his magic to carry his own bucket of water and got to work on the main room. Pinkie was even wearing a handkerchief and a white apron as she got to work scrubbing one of the high chairs. She then wiped her brow once she finished only to see that she still had to do Pound Cake's high chair.

    It was late at night when Mr. and Mrs. Cake arrived back home. They both were rather worried about what they might see when they entered the shop.

    "Pinkie Pie! We're Back!" said Mr. Cake as he and his wife opened the door.

    "How did everything go?" Mrs. Cake asked when she gasped. They found the main area completely spotless.

    "Are we in the right place?" said Mr. Cake in disbelief as Mrs. Cake blinked.

    "Shhh!" said Pinkie as she gestured for them to come upstairs. The Cakes peeked in to see both their foals sleeping soundly in Pound Cake's crib.

    "P-Pinkie," said Mrs. Cake, "This is just...just..."

    "Amazing is what it is," said Mr. Cake, "We had no idea how responsible you really are. By the way, where is Mario?" Pinkie flinched a bit.

    "He went to go pick some flour," said Pinkie sheepishly, "We...found that the bags were running low and Mario offered to restock for you at no cost." Pinkie didn't want to reveal the real reason why she needed Mario to get more flour and the Cakes seemed to believe her and exchanged a nod with each other.

    "Would you be interested in becoming our go-to babysitter on a permanent basis?" Mr. Cake offered. Pinkie gasped.

    "Hm- Ah- lemme check my schedule!" said Pinkie as she pulled out a planner and looked through it, "I should be available a week from...never!" After what she had been through, she certainly didn't want to do babysitting again. Then she heard both twins sigh and peeked back in at them.

    "Pinkie..." said Pound Cake in his sleep.

    "Pie..." added Pumpkin Cake in her sleep. Pinkie happily gasped. The twins had said their first words. Pinkie felt her heart melt as a happy smile appeared on her face.

    "I have some free time next Tuesday," Pinkie said quietly to the Cakes when she heard someone enter the shop.

    "I think that's Mario," said Pinkie, "I...better go help him with the flour." The Cakes both nodded as Pinkie quickly and quietly trotted down the stairs and into the kitchen. She found Mario stocking the flour into the cabinets.

    "Thank you," said Pinkie in a soft voice. Mario stopped storing the flour and gave her a smile.

    "Welcome," Mario replied, "Glad I could be useful to you after all." Pinkie's smile faded as she walked up to him.

    "The Cakes asked me to be their permanent go-to babysitter," said Pinkie quietly, "and I said yes." Mario's eyes widen in shock.

    "Why did you-"

    "I was going to say no, but," Pinkie interrupted, "but...they said their first words...each twin said a part of my name. I just...couldn't say no."

    "Pinkie..."

    "They think I did such a great job with babysitting," Pinkie blurted out, "They think I'm responsible now! Then the twins said my name and...well..." Pinkie then felt her tears began anew, but unlike last time her sobs were more subtle. Mario hugged her gently.

    "They have no idea what I went through," Pinkie sobbed, "and I...I owe you an apology."

    "For what?" Mario asked surprised, "I'm the one whose sorry. It's my fault you had that meltdown because I was just a-"

    "Be quiet!" Pinkie said sternly, but was careful not to speak too loudly despite her falling tears, "You are not a good-for-nothing! Just because you are considered to be good at everything doesn't mean that you are good at doing everything. I was there when you said you weren't good at taking care of babies and even Twilight told me too."

    "Twilight came by?" Mario asked surprised as Pinkie looked ashamed.

    "I got offended when Twilight said someponies came handle the responsibility," Pinkie confessed, "and...I wanted you to myself...selfish I know. I get it, but...either way I pushed her away...even when I knew I need the extra help. I thought it was jealousy, but...I guess I just wanted to have a witness."

    "A...witness?" Mario repeated puzzled.

    "I wanted somepony who experienced me being responsible," Pinkie sobbed, "someone who could say that I, the party pony and element of laughter, could be taken seriously and was reliable. But instead...all I did was make a fool of myself in front of you...I...humiliated myself..." Pinkie cried harder as Mario hugged her tenderly and let Pinkie release all her tears. It broke his heart to see Pinkie so upset. Neither of them were aware that Mrs. Cake had been listening to the conversation the entire time.

    "What am I gonna do?" Pinkie croaked, "I wanna be helpful, but...I'm not as good as babysitter as they think!"

    "Then why did you say yes?" Mario asked again as Pinkie pulled away and tried to wipe her cheeks.

    "I love those twins," said Pinkie, "No matter how much trouble they can be. I'd do anything for them! Even if I don't feel like I know how. I have to try...for their sake. I know that makes no sense..."

    "It does actually," said Mario, "Pinkie, this might shock you but...you sound like my mom when you said that."

    "Huh?!" said Pinkie surprised.

    "It's what they call a maternal instinct," Mario explained, "it basically means that you are willing to sacrifice your own needs and wants for those twins. They come first and you'll do anything to love and protect them. You love them like they were your own foals." Pinkie smiled as she giggled to herself.

    "Yeah...I do," said Pinkie before frowning, "But...can I truly be that for them? Can I be like a second mother, or aunt, or mentor to them?"

    "I believe you can dear," said Mrs. Cake. Pinkie gasped as she looked rather worried.

    "Mrs. Cake!" said Pinkie, "How...how much did you hear?"

    "Enough to confirm that you are the right pony for this job," Mrs. Cake replied, "It is clear you did underestimate how difficult babysitting the twins would be, but in the end, you've learned from it and it had helped you to mature and understand what it truly means to take care of them. I'm very proud of you, Pinkie Pie." Pinkie smiled as she gave Mrs. Cake a hug.

    "And don't you worry," said Mrs. Cake, "I'm sure if I teach you on what you need to do, you'll be just the best babysitter our twins could ask for...and it won't cost us extra flour inventory." Mario and Pinkie both chuckled sheepishly. How she figured that out was anypony's guess.

    "Thanks Mrs. Cake," said Pinkie, "and thank you Mario for putting up with all of this."

    "Hey, you're my best friend," said Mario, "I'm always here if you need my help. Once Mrs. Cake helps you learn the ropes, you can teach me how I can be more helpful next time if you need...(sigh)...a temporary daddy for the twins."

    "No, Mario," said Pinkie, "Next time, I'll need my big brother to help me. I love you." Mario smiled, seeing that Pinkie had finally gotten over her crush on him. He willingly gave her one more hug and kissed the side of her head.

    "Love you too, little sister," said Mario with a smile before he headed for home. Pinkie just smiled as she watched Mario head out.

    "Still have feelings for him dear?" Mrs. Cake asked Pinkie. Pinkie smiled as she shook her head no. Mrs. Cake was surprised at first but saw that Pinkie was content.

    For the first time since meeting the male colt, Pinkie knew wholeheartedly that she would always have a special place in Mario's heart.

    Hope you enjoyed the alternate ending and the fact you saw Mario in a situation he wasn't good at.

    Plus we've had Pinkie come to terms with her feelings for Mario.

    This also marks the halfway point for season 2. The road to Chrysalis is coming up fast!

    Peace Pony Fans!

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