#16

"Is that…something humans do?" Luna asked refusing to give me eye contact but had no problem giving it to the floor. Celestia remained speechless but anyone could tell she felt equal to Luna. I chuckled a little at their reactions and nodded my head.

"Yeah, when they feel like having some fun I suppose," I said thinking deeper into the subject, I had no problem with speaking about this topic since it was pretty interesting, to say the least. Luna seemed to lean closer and Celestia was already as close as she could get to the couch. They had something to say without a doubt.

"Ben…"

"Yes?"

Luna had her face directed to me but her eyes switching between me and the ceiling. I had a habit of preparing myself before receiving a question by taking the subject and thinking of scenarios in seconds. It helped to have such a skill, especially when talking to two ponies who were more than curious about threesomes.

"You being human and all…"

I already knew the question in an instant.

"Yeah…?"

"Well…have you...done that? You know…"

I haven't had any time to do any sexual acts of any sort considering I never got to spend "adulthood" like others did. I never knew much about it until the first year of the war when I actually learned more about the life ahead of me. I guess I could thank my "Friends" for telling their crazy sex life stories to me, if not for them I would be as clueless as the princesses were before I explained this subject.

"No, I haven't, I never got to…" I said honestly feeling sorry for myself, I missed on so much in life that it was like trying to imagine a new life; Only you understand but others hate you for it. I glanced one look at Luna with a hurt smile and shrugged in disappointment. I could tell Luna regretted asking, she got that look that someone gets when they unintentionally hurt someone.

"Oh…sorry, I didn't know,"

"No reason to apologize, I just haven't gotten to it yet," I said lighting up hoping that they would do the same but they didn't, instead they gave me looks of heightened suspicion. I returned the look and lifted an eyebrow to hear them out.

"What do you mean that you haven't gotten to it yet?" They asked together trying to pressure me into revealing something. I had no problem, when I was placed in a position like this I just had to bring out the playful me. The playful me rivaled K's way of being and was a little more than explicit than normal.

"I guess I could do it now…" I played along, placing my hand on my chin and closing my eyes to think about it, as the small pony, that I completely forgot was on me, was back on my lap and was going about her little antics. The princesses became a little stuck between what to do and began to come up with a way to either stop me or make me rethink the idea. They actually took it seriously.

"In front of every pony here!?" Luna asked quickly with wide-eyes and not realizing the big mistake in the way she phrased that. I grinned and looked up at her with the most daring look I could put up making her shiver a little. Celestia also looked at her with a surprised look, she must have caught on.

"Ah! So, you would do it! I guess I know what to expect from you from now on…" I exclaimed in the most playful yet serious way I could pull off and it worked better than I thought. I had placed Luna in a tight spot that seemed to have no way out but she seemed to have hope on getting out.

"No-no-no-no-no-no, I didn't- I just thought it would be fun if we- WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Fun?" I teased on making her redder than what she already was. Celestia stared at us as I went about toying more with Luna, I could get enough of this. Luna had burst into a full on verbal war with me but I clearly had the advantage in this battle.

"WHY CAN'T I SPEAK RIGHT!?" Luna cried out, finally accepting defeat and leaning her head on Celestia, I decided to drop my little act and actually finish off this conversation the best way I knew.

"Hey Luna,"

She moved her eyes towards me, she was still embarrassed but she seemed not mind listening to me. Celestia also looked at me but this time she had a little smile going on, I knew she knew what I was trying to do.

"Yes?"

"You're as much fun as you are cute!" I said giving her the very first wink I had ever given someone or pony for that matter. Her blush became lighter and a small smile arose from her face, at that moment something happened; something that made her eyes shine with joy and appreciation but what?

"Thanks…" she silently whispered, I was barely able to hear it but I'm glad I did.

I looked back down at the little pony on my lap who was looking at Luna and waving playfully. I knew this pony would be something special too but I just couldn't imagine it, I never liked it when I can't foresee something.

I continued to be distracted by the little pony's playfulness that I hadn't realized how riled everyone else had become, my distraction only annoyed them more.

"BEN!"

The voices of all the ponies began to echo in my head, I quickly covered my ears to avoid any more migraine-inducing yells but their voices were already killing my brain cells. I turned to them showing only the pain I felt as I did.

"Yes?"

They all looked stern and seemed to demand answers.

"What are you talking about? We're still here you know!" Dash said speaking for everyone, I smiled at her little stern look she put on, did they really want to know that badly?

"Oh, y'all would like to know?"

"YES!"

I thought for a moment to explain this in an obvious matter but that would still leave them puzzled.

"Hmm…sex basically," I said, I couldn't really come up with anything creative. She didn't react like I had expected, instead, she held on to her confusion.

"What's sex?" Dash asked edging closer. I couldn't react to the question, especially if it's coming from Dash. I gave her a glance before I thought again, a smile appeared on me and my curiosity began to rise.

"You don't know?"

"No, should I?"

Dash wasn't someone I'd like to talk to if it involved a subject like this but she was actually hooked on this. I got the impression she, along with some her friends shared the same confusion. Lyra, Twilight, Flutters, Rarity, and Bonbon seemed to know what it meant, their looks said it all but the rest didn't. I observed everyone in the room before getting back to Dash who had her hooves on my lap and waited for an answer that I wasn't going to provide but prolong, for teasing reasons.

"Not really, but you'll experience it eventually," I smoothly said patting her head, she accepted the answer and nodded her head with a smile before placing her hoof up to her mouth, pondering.

"Will it be fun?" She asked bringing it up again. I actually thought about this one seriously, will it? I wasn't very much educated on this subject or had any experience but I did have the common sense to know it will feel "Awesome". According to my background knowledge, it was apparently something beyond "fun" then again, this knowledge does come from sex-crazed maniacs.

"Well…It's more intense than fun, I'd say," I stated looking down at her, her eyes seemed to widen with excitement as she flew up into the air and began to grin.

"Oh yeah! I like intense!" She said pumping a hoof, I let out a small chuckle. She really had no idea and for her to be so into it was something to admire.

"Of course, you do," I said looking around at the other ponies in the room. Twilight along with her well-educated friends had these looks of disbelief, while the rest like Vinyl had looks of excitement. I just shrugged at Twilight, who smacked her hoof to her forehead before sighing.

"Don't worry Twi, she said she likes intense," I jokingly said, she seemed to want to laugh but at the same time keep a serious look, Flutters and her team also did the same. I also laughed a little and so did the princesses, using their wings to cover their faces. Vinyl seemed to not like that we mocked this trait of Dash's and jumped in.

"So! I like intense too!" She said defending Dash but she only made us all try harder to not laugh.

"Yeah, what's wrong with it," Applejack added looking pretty annoyed, by now I couldn't hold it in anymore I was practically suffocating myself.

"Stop it! Please! I can't breathe!" I said holding my hand out begging for no more comments but it seemed there was one more comment.

"YAY! SEX!"

I lost it. My laughter along with every pony in the room escaped, filling the room with probably the most psychotic laughs I'll ever hear. I couldn't bear it, my sides were hurting and my breath had thinned, this was probably the funniest shit I had ever heard. Even if it was funny to us, it didn't appeal to those in front of us. They lashed at us.

"WHAT IS SEX!?" They asked making us all calm down, enough to answer. I nodded away the laughter I had in me and looked at them, giving them the "ok then" look.

"It's breeding but for the "fun" of it!" I said finally letting the last bit of laughter out of me as the ponies in front of us became frozen solid in their position. I laughed a little more before becoming a little worried about the ponies that looked red as the color itself, where they suffocating or just embarrassed? I placed the little pony down and walked up to them waving my hand in their faces.

"Umm…hello-AHH!"

In about a split second, I was bombarded by all the frozen ponies, my back hit the floor as they began to assault me with words, well all except Pinkie who wasn't even feeling anyway but curious. I could instantly feel the heat coming from them, but I guess Vinyl was probably the only one I could say was really pissed. She had her forehead touching mine as she continued attacking me.

I didn't know why but I couldn't concentrate on anything she was saying; my attention was more focused on her eyes and mouth. I was mesmerized, my eyes aimlessly staring at her. I felt my head press harder into hers, Vinyl didn't seem to like being ignored.

"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?" She said trying to smash my head into hers. I could feel the heat from her breath on mine and my eyes begin to dose away from everything. My body had lost complete control again.

"No, but if you insist on getting any closer, allow me,"

I had lost complete control of my body. My hand grabbed her head and did the same she did with me but a little more of my side included, I couldn't feel her trying to back away or anything. I didn't realize it until I finally allowed her to back away what we were still connected by a thin line of saliva slowly floating down both our hanging mouths. She panted slow and heavily, her tongue slightly hanging out and a look of pleasure stretched across her face. I was more than a little surprised to see her like this, so…so…lewd looking.

I must have shown some sign of emotion because just as I thought she had lost herself, she instantly covered her mouth and looked straight down at my chest, mentally asking herself what had she done. It was too late for her to try anything new, I had already stored everything I could have thought of in my mind.

We stared at each other, awkwardly daring each other speak, we were silent for quite a while. I never noticed till now how her eyes become dots when surprised or pissed (like a moment ago), and huge when she's feeling embarrassed or lewd. The dazed look she gave me slowly turned into the smoothest look of embarrassment she'd given me till now.

"Why did my tongue do that?" She whispered in probably the quietest voice she could make, I had only my sharp ears to thank for hearing it. Before I could actually respond with one of my answers, my mind stopped for a second and ran what had happened like a VCR. She was right about her question, all I could remember was a warm swirling in my mouth. After a few more replays, it was obvious I was guilty of doing the same.

Why did I do that?" I thought, looking at Vinyl with the same look she was giving me. She quickly hid her eyes with her glasses when we locked eyes but I knew she continued staring at me past them. I looked at her through her glasses before rustling her mane playfully and giving her my casual smile. She seemed to change a little, her mouth wasn't wavy like before and her red had calmed.

"I'm gonna enjoy the days to come!" I said to her leaning my upper body up causing her to hop off. My eyes locked onto Dash who was in the air exchanging looks between me and Vinyl with her hooves over her mouth like she had made some shocking realization. I then looked at Applejack who had held up her hat using one hoof and stares at us like Dash.

My sight went through every pony, each showed their own signs of shock and embarrassment, even Pinkie had room to feel something inside. I lifted myself off the floor and faced everyone with some courage.

"Very smooth Ben," K's voice interrupted, sounding amused and a bit over-excited.

Hmm…you could say that," I responded using my thoughts as communication.

Just for fun, they all put themselves in Vinyl's position, I'll show you!" He said before scenes started to appear in my mind as clear as seeing something up close.

Scenes of many scenarios began to appear in my mind each one leading to a different outcome, each one was of me with each of the ponies, alone, and having a small moment. I watched, amazed by the fact this was what they were actually thinking of, I wasn't expecting this, instead, I thought they would be more angered. I continued to see the scenes as they slowly progressed and became more Lewd and Intense. The scenes became faint moans of pleasure as they faded in the distance and I regained motion of my reality.

See ya!" He said dismissing himself.

I thanked him and turned to face the ponies in front of me, knowing exactly where their minds were. I smiled at them making them a little insecure before turning my attention out the broken door remembering the injured ponies in the town.

"Umm…here you go Ben."

I turned around to Flutters holding up the little pony with its hooves reaching for me. I just couldn't give my smile a break today. My hands made their way around the pony and took her off of Flutter's hooves. The pony made its way to my neck like before and smiled brightly.

"Thanks, Flutters," I said, she smiled softly before nodding back. I nodded back and focused my attention on the rest of the ponies who were still a little anxious about what had happened. I turned to the door and walked outside a few steps before turning back to look at them.

"Come on! We gotta help out the ponies are still paralyzed!" I said signaling them with my hand to come over.

"Yeah!" The little pony yelled waving her hoof like I did my hand. We both stared at them as one by one they exited the home and joined us.

"Right!" They all responded with smiles and grins. I balled my hand into a fist and grinned back at them, before being blinded by a huge beam of light that surrounded me.

"What the…?" I mustered out as the light shot straight up into the sky, piercing it. I looked around me for the source but couldn't find it, my sight instantly looked up to the sky as the beam quickly turned back and hit the town making a huge explosion of blue and white.

I stared at the bright lights, my eyes twitching as I observed. Everyone else observed the same way, muttering sounds of amazement. My mouth dropped wide open as the sound of groans and chatter began to rise from the town, I turned to the ponies next to me: speechless.

"All done!" The little pony proudly giggled.

"WHAT!?" Every pony yelled turning their attention to me, I looked at them before slowly reaching my hands over my head and grabbing the pony, bringing her down to me eye level. I looked at her for a few seconds in amazement before asking.

"Did you just do that!?"

She giggled again before nodding her head proudly making me break out in faint laughter as I began praising her talent. I found it hard to believe that such a young pony could hold such power and use it like she did. In the midst of my little celebration, I didn't notice how I became surrounded by all the ponies and that I was glowing with a bright white aura.

"Ben, Twilight's home, NOW!"

"What?"

Poof*