(BTW this story takes place before the The Stanchurian Chronicles. So there are going to be a few resources used in farther chapters)

It was a normal morning like any other day at the Mystery Shack for Dipper where he wakes up with the Sibling Brothers novella in his hands has he always cuddles with it like Mabel's stuffed unicorns and a bag of half-eaten marshmallows. Dipper walks down stairs to see Grunkle Stan and Ford softly arguing each other.

Ford: "Serious Stanley please just take down all of the fake attractions. It's so embarrassing to see what you did to my house"

Stan: "Oh sure and how are you going to pay for your own mortgage bills?"

Dipper ignores them and walks into the living room to see that Mabel is curing up into a ball, with a cereal bowl with pink glitter in it while watching TV.

Dipper: "Hay Mabel"

Mabel: "Hay bro"

Dipper: "*Looks at what Mabel is watching* I see that your watching something different today; usually watch Duck-Tective around this time"

Mabel: "Yeah ever sense I got disappointed on how they revealed season 3's finale, I lost all of my Duck-Tective mojo until I found *points at the screen* a new show we can all watch called: 'Complete Madness North Park Island'. I mean its even more humorous then Duck-Tective"

On TV there's a large obese character falling off a diving board and into a narrow pool. The character missed and landed on a midget wearing a green parka burying his face.

CMNPC character: "Otis dude… you just squashed the little green penguin kid"

Otis: "Aww nuts guys"

Female CMNPC character: "You miserable dingus, my lawyers will be hearing about this"

Dipper and Mabel laughs uncontrollably at the TV until Grunkle Stan walks into the living room to tell the twins something very important that's going to happen.

Stan: "WOOO kids what are you doing on your behinds. Its tourist day and you know what that means?"

Mabel: "Flirt with more boys"

Dipper: "*Groans* Back to work on a beautiful day like this"

Stan: "Ding-ding-ding correcto. Mabel I need you to sweep-up the hall of mysteries and Dipper I need you to adjust the signs outside the parking lot. There still tilted from the gravity waves that the portal caused"

Dipper: "Again seriously didn't I just do that yesterday?"

Stan: "Yes but a bear must have tilted them. *Points to outside* So go do it"

Dipper goes outside as he is instructed to do so. He goes outside and properly sets all half of the sighs that are aligned on the sides of the road to the Mystery Shack back where they should be. Until suddenly Dipper could hear some loud high-pitched scream that would belong to a five-year-old miles away from where Dipper is standing. Dipper runs into the Mystery Shack lobby.

Dipper: "MABEL I NEED YOUR HELP; SOME ONE IS IN TROUBLE!"

Mabel: "*Sweeps the lobby* Dipper now is really not the time for one of your cray-cray mystery hunts"

Dipper: "BUT MABEL! DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHATS GOING ON?! SOME ONE IS SCREAMING FOR OUR HELP, I MEAN ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SWEEP UP FLOORS THAT AREN'T DUSTY ENOUGH TO EVEN BE SWEPTED RIGHT NOW?!"

Mabel: "*Hears the scream get louder* DON'T WORRY MISTERIOUS STRANGER! *Drops the broom* WHEN THERES TROUBLE… MABEL-DOES-BETTER IS THEIR TO HELP! Come on bro"

Mabel and Dipper run out of the Mystery Shack during work hours and into the woods. They followed to sound of the scream until they see the same pack of Gnomes that tried to make Mabel there queen tie-up a small pink pony, with a really messy mane, eyes that are larger than her face, the irises are light blue, a red bobber tied around her short muzzle and a symbol of balloons on her Hine-legs.

Jeff Gnome: "*Leads the pack of Gnomes* Now… now that more you struggle the more difficult it is to make you our queen for all eternity. Schmebulock your phoning it in"

Schmebulock Gnome: "SCHMEBULOCK"

Dipper: "*Crosses his arms* Well… well we meet again Jeff"

Jeff Gnomes: "Oh great isn't it the Pines twins *points at Dipper*. Hay look kid we already did your dirty and we promised that we would leave your sister alone. Cut us some slack man"

Dipper: "The only slack that you're going to cutting off is that pony. What are you doing with that… thing?"

Jeff Gnome: "Oh nothing. I just that you won't let your sister *Makes the quotations mark symbol* 'Mabel' become our queen we just found this pink mare and we just decided to make her our queen instead. And there's nothing you can do to stop us"

Mabel: "Oh yeah Jeff well… "pulls out a leaf blower* SAY HELLO TO MY BLOWEY FRIEND!"

The entire gnome pack laughs at Mabel. While the pink pony mumble a few insults at the gnomes, but can't because red bobber in her mouth.

Jeff Gnome: "Oh please kid that thing isn't plugged in and your shack is meters away from hear. Isn't that right guys"

Steve Gnome: "Yup"

Jason Gnome: "Toat"

Michael Gnome: "I see what ya mean by Jeff

Schmebulock Gnome: "SCHMEBULOCK"

Mabel: "OH YEAH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT *pulls the lever that turns on the leaf blower and aims it at the Gnomes*

Jeff Gnome: "*Is about to get blown away* WOAH KID WAIT A SEC… PLEASE"

Mabel sets the lever to full max which causes the Gnomes to be blown away from the mare like a hurricane.

Jeff Gnomes: "GNOMES; RETREAT!"

The Gnomes drops the mare and runs away from the leaf blower and into the bushes.

Dipper: "Woo Mabel how did you do that? In fact how did you even turn on the leaf blower?"

Mabel: "Well the last time that we wrecked the Summerween store, Grunkle Stan stole some extention cords while we were looting. *Shows Dipper the cord* I plugged it in the leaf blower incase a scenario like this happened again"

Dipper: "With that all said its time to free the mare"

Dipper unties the knot holding the mare's four legs together and removes the bobber. Without any warning the pink pony gets up on all fours and jumps excitedly.

Pinkie Pie: "YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. *Uses her hooves to shake Dippers hand rapidly fast* THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU! THANK-YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH FOR SAVING ME FROM THOSE MEANIE GNOMSIESES"

Dipper: "*Uncomfortable* Uh… Mabel… did that pink pony just… spoke to me?"

Pinkie Pie: "Why of course silly don't ya know that all Earth Ponies like me, Unicorns and Pegasi can talk like all the times. Where have you been living under a rock while I bring joy and laugher to all of Ponyville. *Pounces on Dipper* My name is Pinkie Pie what your name?"

Dipper: "*Covers his hat* OH MY GOD TALKING PONY!"

Dipper and Mabel: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Pinkie Pie: "OOH OOH were having a screaming contest okay screaming contest beings NOW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

A few moments later a group a ponies similar to Pinkie emerges from the bushes. Twins stop screaming only to see that the one of them is a purple winged Unicorn with magenta iris, dark blue mane with purple and pink stripes in the middle of her mane. Another is a light blue Pegasi with a rainbow mane and red-orange irises. Another is a white Unicorn with a purple curled-up mane, mascara plattered on the face and purple irises. Another is an orange Earth Pony with a long blond mane, fedora and green irises. Another is a bleach yellow Pegasus with a long pink mane. And another [Bill Cipher: "*interrupts this sentence* OKAY OKAY YA LAZY WRITER ENOUGH OF THE 'ANOTHER' THIS, EVERY TIME YOU EXPLAIN THE DETAIL OF THE PONIES APPERENCES. I MEAN YOU'RE JUST WASTING THE READERS TIME!] is a lavender Unicorn with a purple mane and cyan highlights. And [urg] last but not least a wingless purple baby dragon with stubby legs, neon yellow-green under-belly and spine spikes sticking out of the back and atop of the head.

Twilight: "*See Wow Pinkie with Dipper* Wow Pinkie I have no idea that these humans have saved you"

Pinke Pie: "Yep *hops towards the group* these shaved monkeys save me from some meanie bobeanie Gnomes"

Dipper: "*Curls up in a ball* What the f_k is going on?"

Fluttershy: "*Gasps* Oh my god that's a bad word; please don't say any bad words"

Mabel: "Oh sweet mother of Melody… IT'S A TALKING UNICORN!*

Mabel runs after Starlight Glimmer and hugs her by the upper waist. Mabel hugs the Unicorn extremely tight.

Starlight: "Twilight [gag] what do I [gag] do to make this [cough] thing get off of *breaths heavily* me? She's crushing my rip [gag] cage"

Mabel: "I WANT TO CRUSH YOU WITH LLLOOOVVVEEEE!"

Dipper: "Okay don't panic *flips through his journal*. Talking Unicorns… talking Unicorns"

The awkward encounter has cut short when Grunkle Stan traced the sounds of where it was. He finds Dipper sucking his thumb and Mabel crushing a Unicorn.

Stan: "Okay kids that the devil are you doing out hear in the forest that is resulting with a bunch or screaming. Are you small fries trying to make bird calls when you know that you're supposed to get ready for tourist or something?"

Rainbow Dash: "Okay who's this dried-up prune interrupting our encounter with the… um… Twilight what are these creatures again?"

Twilight: "There called humans. There just like the ones back at Canterlot High except there appearances seem to be non-identical to the ones back at Canterlot High"

Stan: "*Drops his eight-ball Cain and froze into superstation* What did those horses just talked to me?"

Rainbow Dash: "*Flies into Grunkle Stan's face* Don't freak-out on us ya old man but my name Rainbow Dash and I'm a Pegasus from Equestria. This are my friends: Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, AppleJack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer and Spike. What your name oldie McMoldy"

Stan: "GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! TALKING HORES!"

Rarity: "*Sees that Stan is wearing a tank-top covered in his old man sweat, green underwear and olive green flip-flops* OH MY GOD THAT OUTFIT YOUR WEARING IS HORRIFING *faints*"

Fluttershy: "Woah everypony… *approaches Dipper* this is really… really getting out of hand. I think we should at least explain to them what's going on"

Twilight: "Thank-you Fluttershy but let me talk our way through this. We come from the magical land of Equestia…"

Stan: "*Takes a few deep breaths* What's that, some kind of Mexican prison?"

Twilight: "No it's a land magical inhabited by ponies like us. We are the Mane Six, a group in charge of protecting Equestria and spreading friend and peace throughout the land"

Dipper: "EEEE… *to himself* nope I'm fine. Now can you please explain to me how the heck did you get hear?"

Mabel: "Okay you've had enough love now *lets go of Starlight*"

Starlight: "GOD YOU [gasps] NEARLY KILLED [gasps] ME"

Mabel: "Sorry my bad"

Twilight: "*Stops staring at Starlight and Mabel and continues speaking* Okay moving on. We built a portal but we got accidently got swallowed into the vortex and ended up hear. You still haven't answered our questions: Where are we and what's your name?"

Mabel: "Yeah I'm a Mabe Pines, this is Dipper and this our Grunkle Stan"

Dipper: "By 'Grunkle' its short for Great-Uncle Stan. You are in Gravity Falls, Oregon. The town full of strange things that you usually question about. Like those Gnomes, the bottomless pit and a monster made from living candy"

AppleJack: "Hate to interrupt the fairy tale sugar plum but I really think that we needed a place until we can figure out how to get the hay back home"

Mabel: "I know you stay at the Mystery Shack. It'll be like a sleepover that never ends. *To Stan* PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GRUNKLE STAN, CAN WE KEEP THEM?! I'll feed them, clean them, take them on walks, heck I'll make sure that Waddles doesn't get jealous them. All because they can talk, fly and use magical spells"

Stan: "Woah kiddo there is NO way that I'm going to let THEM inside my house. And besides I have enough problems to chew off from; like Ford and Waddles for an example. In fact, why not give them away to Soos like a sick puppy?"

Dipper: "STAN REALLY?! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard you say and besides you wouldn't leave us in the forest to let the bears eat me and Mabel would you?"

Stan: "Of course not Dipper"

Dipper: "Then that's how these ponies fell if we don't help them get home"

Stan: "*Grunts loudly* Okay, okay FINE I was just joking. They can stay…"

Pinkie Pie: "YAAAAAAA *hops uncontrollably* THIS THE MOST EXCIETING THING EVER!"

Mabel: "YAAAA NEW SLUBER PARTY PAL"

Mabel and Pinkie: "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

Stan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH *adjusts his hearing aids*! You can let her stay as long as you NEVER do that ever again"

Everyone around Stan chuckles at him.

Pinkie Pie: "Sure thing. I cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye"

Stan: "Right"

Everyone walks to the Mystery Shack. Rainbow Dash takes notice that the Mystery Shack billboard on top says 'Mystery Hack'.

Rainbow Dash: "The… Mystery Hack."

Dipper: "Its supposed to say 'Mystery Shack' the S just fallen of the sign"

Stan: "Which reminds me… Dipper I need you to tile the roof in the sourcing summer heat"

Dipper: "Aww man *picks up the bucket full of wooden tiles and a hammer*"

Stan: "And you ponies. I don't normally do this but I'm going to let you all have free tour around the hall of mysteries *shows the entrence*. You all have about one hour to take a peak before the tourist comes hear and I'll have to remove you from the hall"

AppleJack: "Good because the sign out here says the administrations says it costs twenty dollars to get in"

Stan: "Yeah, yeah now go before I change my mind or something"

As the Ponies took a small tour around the hall of mysteries. Twenty minutes later AppleJack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie where the first three ponies that walked out of the museum exit and into the Mystery Shack lobby. They walked towards Stan who restocking the lobby until AppleJack and Rarity interrupted him with complete displeasure.

Pinkie Pie: "Tee hee those 'Clownipilers' where sure silly'

AppleJack: "*Displeased tone* Yeah they were something alright Pinkie. *To Stan* Okay corn cakes is this some kind joke!"

Stan: "What joke?"

AppleJack: "Its pretty obvious that this dee most fakiest freak-show I've ever seen. There even faker then the ones I see at rodeo's"

Stan: "Okay I have NO idea on what you mares are referring to?!"

Rarity: "Yeah; it's so obvious that most of the attractions are so fake, that I didn't even need my Shadow Spade novels to tell me that"

Stan: "What's a Shadow Spade? That sounds like that one underground fight-club I used to place beats in"

Rarity: "Let's point-out the phoniness shall we? For starters your 'Gravity Gun from an alternate catastrophic future' is nothing more than just a coffee thermos, six orange soda cans, a magnet and a bended gardening hose nozzle taped together. The "Human Grasshopper" is really just a human action figure head taped together on a stuffed grasshopper body. The gold nuggets are just perfectly smooth round rocks that you painted gold. The 'Bathroom Floor Tile that won't stay clean' is just a slab of glass tiles that you smeared chocolate on. 'The Pearl that makes everyone greedy' is a pink metal ball that's been polished; I can tell that because theirs a few parts that aren't properly covered in pink paint. And last but absolutely least; the Invisible Man is really just a pair of nerd glasses and a bowler hat tied together with black string to the celling"

Stan: "Ha *scolds at Rarity* that's funny because the only thing that's magical here is: 'No refunds'. But if you want a real attraction I know the perfect job for you"

Rarity: "*Takes notice on what Stan means* WHAT NOOOO! I refused to be a part of your artificial freak-show. I'm a well-known fashion ester for most of Equestria's beauty, I've designed Princess Cadence's of the Crystal Empire, her own fabulous wedding dress to founding the 'Rarity for you' stores in three different towns. What I would rather do is go out there and show humans how you do our fashion Equestrian style!"

After Rarity finishes her sentence a big hairy dude comes into the lobby. The guy is wearing dark-tan shorts and an olive green question mare tee-shirt, a baseball cap and a tool belt with every kind of tool that a handyman would need for the job.

Soos: "Hay Mr. Pines,*sees the ponies that are in the room* it seems that you brought in some new pets or are they your new attractions*

Rarity: "Of course not, I'm not going to be a freak-show attraction you... you... who ever you are"

Soos: "Oh my god, TALKING PONIES! I forgot introduce my self; I am Soos. I come in peace"

AppleJack: "Well then Soos, I'm AppleJack and *points her hoof at Rarity* that is Rarity"

Rarity: "*Confused* So wait how come your not screaming out loud like everypony here"

Soos: "You mean everyone, right?"

Rarity: "Uh yeah its different terminology for ponies like us. But how come your not screaming out loud like... *pauses for a few moments to remember the right word* everyone else"

Soos: "Oh I am, in my mind. Its just that I've seen a lot of extremely weird stuff happening in Gravity Falls that I now have a high tolerance to reacting to most weird stuff. Plus my face keeps stinging every time I keep doing this face *makes a panicking face* [ouch]! Man do I have to go to make a massage appointment after this. So any-who, are you one of those talking ponies that can grant wishes? Just like the ones that my grandma keeps telling me bedtime stories"

AppleJack: "Excuse sweaty beached whale"

Soos: "I wish to take a bath in a forty-foot bronze tub filled with bubbling hot fudge sauce in it. Can I also invite my bros, including Mr. Pines?"

Rarity: "*Gets worked with so much random* NO, NO, NO OKAY! We're not that kind of ponies who can grant large humans their petty wishes OKAY! Now if you all excuse, I have some Equestrian culture to share with humans, starting with my glorious designs"

Soos: "*Worried tone of voice* Umm I think that would be a great idea for a talking unicorn to go out there, in the human world"

AppleJack: "Why the heck not?"

Soos: "Because well... we humans don't see any talking houses that typically do human things to and it raises thousands of concerns. That also includes the weirdness that goes around in this odd little town; despite any one that's a bit tad strange. So shorten version, if someone sees a unicorn like you, the National Guard could kidnap you and take ya to a secret heavily guarded fortress in New Mexico to have your brains like dissected and all of that"

AppleJack: "WHAT... why in tarnation would they do such a thing?"

Soos: "I don't know. That's basically what the government does when theirs weird mystical things that people question about. Like is it possible for me to touch my toes, in fact I'm going to do that now *tries to reach for the tip of his toes but ended up losing balance and falls face first onto the ground*. Yup, I learned that its very hard for me to touch my toes and I should probably be doing some work-out at the gym"

Stan: "That's right Frenchie. So what will it be?"

Rarity: "*Sighs* Okay fine… you win. Where do I sign"

A few moments later, Grunkle Stan leaded the dimwitted tourists that fails to take notice of all of the obvious clues that pin-points that the attractions are fake just right in front of their faces. Grunkle Stan leads them to a large rectangular object covered by a cloth.

Stan: "Well, that concludes the end of the Mystery Shack tour. I hoped you enjoyed the fossilized pixie fairy because we saved the best for last. It was a bright and beautiful day when I was just sitting on the porch minding my own bizz until a suddenly BANG a pessimistic pony that clams to be a fashion designer from her home world: 'Equestria'; but was kicked-out for having a bad attitude on how much her outfits weren't selling well. So she came her because she to become one with the Mystery Shacks attractions"

Rarity: "*Inside the cloth* NO I DIDN'T!"

Stan: "BEHOLD… THE GRUMPY FASHION DESIGNING UNICORN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION"

Grunkle Stan yanks the cloth to reveal Rarity trapped inside a large cage. Along with Rarity are mannequins made from wooden planks, a sewing machine, glass shards and dirt-cheap fabric.

Rarity: "*Sews something* YOU SHOULD ALL TAKE NOTICE THAT I AM THE ONLY REAL ATTRACTION HERE"

Stan: "That's right folks… the real 'KILLER' attraction. So who wants to take a picture for only… *pulls out the admission sign* ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

The moronic tourist rapidly groups together like a pack of wolfs and pulls all of their money to Stan, meaning that they just wasted there money on taking Rarities picture. Rarity growled angrily like she never growled before. She hated every last bit of it that even Stan took a selfie with her of her most angriest face. One of the tourists pays up by dropping a golden wallet into the money jar the Stan is holding.

Stan: "*Looks down at the jar* Oh hot Belgian waffles, a new watch. *Puts it on his right wrist* Now I feel like a kid on Christmas, thank-you walking wallets... [err] handsome summer tourist"

Rarity: "*Under her breath* Oh... it is ON!"

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