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My Little Grunkle Episode 1: Mysteries is magic

My Little Grunkle Episode 1: Mysteries Is Magic

by SloptasticMan


Chapters


  • 1. The fourth journal
  • 2. Chaos meets chaos
  • 3. Begining of a bad idea
  • 4. Scattered Ponies
  • 5. Meet the Mystery Shack crew
  • 6. Grunkle Ford
  • 7. Pinkies party
  • 8. Guardian of the Night
  • 1. The fourth journal

    (If you all ask why I deleted my Magical Mystery Mirror. Its because I thought I could do a much better job with the crossover plot)

    On one boring day in Princess Twilight Sparkles castle of Friendship, she just sat there reading all of her books in her castle library for more than forty-three times (now forty-four) all alone with Spike.

    Twilight: "*Moans in boredom* AUGH I'm so BOOOORED I've read all of these books and yet I still can't find anything interesting to around here."

    Spike: "*Reads his comic book* Don't worry Twilight I'm pretty sure that the magical map will assign you a friendship problem as usual *flips a page*"

    Twilight continues flipping through her books until she came across of what is aperies to be a very dusty cuboid shaped object.

    Twilight: "Wait have I always noticed that this was even here? Probably not"

    Twilight blows the dust off of the object has hard as she can, only to find-out that it's actually a very old book will a golden six-fingered hand on it with the number 4 printed on the hand.

    Twilight: "*Reads the stuff that she sees in the journal out loud* This is so weird… Septiceye Sam, blue Yeti's, Cockroaches that can do the jiggy conga dance, a magical mailbox that can answer every question in the universe, land of the magnetic boulders, teleporting doughnuts…"

    Spike: "*Peaks over Twilights shoulder to see what's she looking at* Whatcha reading Twilight?"

    Twilight: "Just some weird old dusty book with some of the weirdest stuff I've ever read"

    Spike: "Let me see *takes a look at the journal and reads out the stuff that he sees in order" My adventures with Rick Sanchez, how to make crystal tears step by step, what to do if you encounter a talking Flower, guide to cursed animatronic bears. Dude [sighs] what am I seeing here *pulls out a orange gem and munches on it*"

    Twilight: "Wait theirs some info on my species. *Reads more* Wow in fact I have no idea that who ever wrote this journal, must have also done some research on Equestria. From magical spells like the ones I study, pony biology to the history of Equestria its self. I didn't even know that he/she had to take on Nightmare Moon with some kind of something he calls a 'Quantum Destabilizer' gun"

    Twilight uses her magical horn to flip through the pages of the journal; ignoring the most random things that she and Spike sees until something caught her eye.

    Twilight: "Wait what's this? A spell that can create an extra-universal gateway to a place called 'Gravity Falls' Oregon.

    Spike: "Gravity Falls?"

    Twilight: "*Continues reading* Its says that in order to activate the spell you must read out these safe words while having to charge the portal with a specific source of powerful energy or magic. That's not so difficult I could call over our friends and tell them that I found a very 'interesting' spell to cast and a world where no pony has gone before hoof. Besides my brain felt like it was dead; with no ideas on what to do sense Starlight Glimmer reformed the Changeling Kingdom. And it felt like months"

    Spike: "*Looks at the portal section of the journal and found something unpleasant* But Twilight this says in big bold red ink *points to wear it is* 'warning: do not cast this spell or else it could alter the fabric of both worlds"

    Twilight: "Spike I accidently swapped our friends cutie marks before. Besides with a spell like this I could be a hay of a lot fun to find out what we're dealing with. If this author is so interested in Equestria then we could see what he/she is hiding"

    Spike: "Alrighy then. Just say that the journal didn't warn ya. *Hops onto Twilights back*"

    Twilight: "That's the spirit lets go"

    Twilight and Spike takes off with the journal in the palm of Spikes hands to invite their friends to foolishly activate the portal. But what they don't realize that behind them is a shadow in the shape of a triangle with limbs stalking their movements.

    ?: "*Disoriented voice* SOON, VERY SOOOOON!"

    2. Chaos meets chaos

    (A few weeks earlier)

    In a far off universe that is beaten and battered due to the improper physical stabilizations of if, is ruled by a certain evil triangle named Bill Cipher. Bill had tried a couple of ways to get his hands on the journals but failed due to the Pines always one step ahead of himself. Thanks to Dippers journal and instructions of how to fight Bill.

    Bill Cipher: "*Screams angrily in his red form watching the Mystery Shack crew successfully win over his orb* NO NO NO NO! CURSE YOU PINE TWINS FOR DEFFEATING ME! *To himself* Okay chillax, if I can't seem to get my hands on those journals or the rift and with Gideon in prison; I may have to find someone who is terrifying and powerful enough to side with me. But I can't do it in Gravity Falls there must be someone else that is worthy of my friendship. I don't care who as long as they don't fail me"

    Bill slides his observation orb like a smart phone until he finds a world that is good enough to cause some havoc.

    Bill Cipher: "No... no... no... eww no one wants to see that. Ah… here we go. It's some world that is ruled by talking ponies of a girls show that lack physical and social logic and yet everyone's some what obsessed with it more than The Walking Dead"

    8-Ball: "Umm… Bill if you like this world more; why couldn't ya just attack it in the first place?"

    Bill Cipher: "*Turns around and faces his minion army* Because Disney doesn't own the rights to My Little Pony and I'm sick of reading the news on how 'Gravity Falls should always have Rick and Morty crossovers left and right' when it's really MLP that has more crossover stories on than any franchise. If fans want a MLP crossover with Transformers, then why not invite GF to the party? In fact, why don't they just consider them self's to… I don't know… take over the internet with random 'bronyness and pegasister' stuff that made the writer become a brony too. It's kind of like that one time where those Member berries from South Park brainwashed everyone into liking Star Wars Episode seven: The Force Awakens including Randy Marsh who hates, even though I considered it my favorite movie. It takes like a few episodes of binge watching and then POOF you're a brony. Not that I'm insulting bronies by the way. All I'm saying is that this world has actual magic and infinite possibilities that would allow us to spread our reign of chaos and destruction"

    Hectorgon: "But don't you need a physical form in order to do it?"

    Bill Cipher: "I would but there's one obstacle that going to be a pain to me. *Projects a hologram from his eye showing what he says* Its turns out theirs's this one dark blue *makes the explanations hand emoji* 'ALICORN' that was once a horrible atrocity now turned reformed marshmallow. Her names 'Princess Luna" and she protects the ponies dreams from nightmares. Including me"

    Pacifier: "Please its just a unicorn with wings, it can't be THAT hard"

    Bill Cipher: "BECAUSE PACIFIER! If you know anything about unicorns is that even with my infinite powers I couldn't breach there shielding spells which are ridiculously impenetrable for someone, even for me turn into chunky mustard. And despite how many times I have more fun haunting other ponies dreams then the pine tree kids; her shields and hippie Alicorn magic are just going to get annoying and annoying no matter what I throw at her. Which is why I can't fulfil our epic plain alone. *Looks back at his orb* All through I think I know a guy. It looks like a certain someone needs to get his 'mojo' back.

    It was a tiring day for Discord after a long a crazy day with Fluttershy, softing him up. He teleports himself back to his house on a floating rocking a void world with random stuff that's going around.

    Discord: "*Stretches his limbs* AAARRRGHHH! *his stretching causes a nearby open pantry door to grow fly eyes and tentacles* Its been a really long day hitting my face in with Fluttershy on my own side"

    Discord lays down on his couch summoning a glass of chocolate milk with decorated dark whipped cream on the top. Just as he was a about to close his eyes and rest; Discord hears a sudden knock on his door.

    Discord: "Come in Fluttershy"

    Discord was to lazy enough to even get up and see who was at the door because he thought it was Fluttershy coming in to see him again. But instead of Fluttershy at his doorstep it was Bill.

    Bill Cipher: "WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. Isn't it my good old pal; Discord. How's to wife and kids? Ya miss me; my little cheap MLP:FIM rip-off of Frankenstein with Franklin Richards from the Fantastic Four style abilities.

    Discord: "*Gets up to see that Bill has entered his living room* BILL CIPHER; my triangular freak of nature! How long has it been? The last time we've meet; it had to do with something about *thinks of something to say* you know… taking over another dimension"

    Bill Cipher: "Shure and something about you *turns into a stone golem of himself* getting turned to stone by two naturally born Alicorn sisters and *turns back too normal and his body shows pictures of the Mane six* six other clingy ponies that are the monkeys that you just can get off you back"

    Discord: "Well… yeah. Be my guess Bill; I'm pretty sure that we have a lot to catch up on"

    Discord converts the coffee table in front of him into a table with a red cloth covering it and turns the room around Bill and him into a fancy coffee shop; like something you would see in Paris. Bill summoned his teapot collection into the table.

    Bill Cipher: "*Drinks his tea with his eye socket* Its so interesting Discordy who your whole world is just like the Nightmare Realm. Everything is so various, dysfunctional, and wacky. I love what ya done with the place. I really do.

    Discord: "I know right. *Drinks Bill's tea* I even loved the cyanide after taste of the tea"

    Bill Cipher: "AWWWW, you shouldn't have. In fact, as my housewarming gift you can have the book that's always starving"

    Bill claps his hands together and summons a book that takes the features of a spiders face. Its coated in brown fur, has four yellow eyes, the straps resembles gums and pointed teeth and the edges of the book have squid-like tentacles on it. The book gnashes its teeth at Discord. Discord is filled with pleasure with Bills random gift.

    Discord: "Oh Bill, you and somewhat obsession with monster books. You don't kind if I made a tiny bit of some finishing touches to it"

    Bill Cipher: "Knock yourself out"

    Discord tapes the books mouth shut and puts it onto the shelf with his 'collectibles'.

    Discord: "So… Bill… I apologize for not asking you this earlier. But why did you come back to see me sense we haven't meet each other for a very long time and why are you back right now?"

    Bill Cipher: "Good question Discordy. It turns out I'm interested in causing weirdmagetton (I'm a bad speller) Equestria and Gravity Falls and I wanted to see if you still got what it means to cause some spread some REAL havoc. For good old times sake"

    Discord: "I would… but oh wait I can't, I just have this little relationship with Fluttershy and… *covers his eyes* thanks a lot Discord for spoiling everything in front of Bill"

    Bill Cipher: "*Frowns* Seriously Discord, *rubs his eye* please tell me you did not just like say that?"

    Discord: "In fact I did Bill. But I won't let you hurt Fluttershy or anyone because she's my little pony"

    Bill Cipher: "Discord; what happened to you, you used to cool? I mean, remember the time where we once summoned a giant meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs and boy did aliens get mad at us for messing up there research and earths biology. Or the time where we took a photo of Darkseid in pink bunny PJ's because you want to make his rocky appearance more 'cuter'. What happened to those days?"

    Discord: "I'm simply sorry that's your disappointed in how I changed. But Fluttershy trusted me so much that I just simply can betray her"

    Bill Cipher: "And of course if you did; It'll take six annoying ponies to turn you back into stone and an Alicorn to prevent me from saving you"

    Discord: "Yeah but…"

    Bill Cipher: "So what about Fluttershy, I have plenty of friends that I have that are just dying to join you in a fit of chaos. What about Xanthar? He's a buff guy I think you'll like him. But come on seriously I'm just a little triangle trying to 'LIBERATE' *show the word liberate in giant glowing letters with quotation marks with it* your dimension form the disillusions that society is giving you. Imagine it *projects his simulations of his world and Discord taking over Equestria and Gravity Falls from his eye* A FUN WORLD, A BETTER WORLD, A PARTY THAT NEVER ENDS WITH A HOST THAT NEVER DIES! NO RESTRICTIONS, NO MORE LAWS! YOU CAN BE ONE OF US; ALL POWERFUL, BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE THEN YOU COULD EVER DREAMPTED ABOUT THEN THOSE PONIES! *Turns of the projection* And I promise that I'll live Fluttershy untouched. And I know your little betrayal with Tirek once, I deeply, deeply promised that I won't double-cross you. This could be a deal *sticks out his hand to Discord and emits blue fire* a would be a life time. Just shake my hand and all of what you truly desire is all yours. Are you in or are you OUT!"

    Discord: "Um well… I may have to think about this with Fluttershy and…"

    Bill Cipher: "Umm *his eye turns into a clock* tick-tock this is a limited time only decision"

    Discord: "Doh… okay I'm in *shakes Bills hand*"

    Bill Cipher: "YES I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU THE WHOLE ENTIRE! This should be fun"

    Discord: "*Sighs* Now what do we do?

    Bill Cipher: "Glad you asked. So here's what we're going to do…"

    3. Begining of a bad idea

    The Mane Six gathers including Starlight Glimmer around in a nice green clam field somewhere outside of the Ponyville borders for a special occasion that Twilight has for them.

    Fluttershy: "Oh dear I really hope that we're not late for whatever special thing Twilight has for us"

    Pinkie Pie: "*Hops excitedly* I just really, really, really, really, really, really hope Twilight has cupcakes for us. Or probably better summoned a really goofy green Giraffe that can vomit sour cherry balls"

    Starlight: "*Unsure* Umm… yeah"

    AppleJack: "Now, now Pinkie don't get too don't get why Twilight asked us come over here. The map didn't assign any of us to a point where our cutie marks glowed or Twilight panicked. All we got was a message saying 'I need all of your help. Come to the meadows and I'll explain the details latter; from Twilight'."

    Starlight: "It's probably just some friendship lesson involving a pick-nick that Twilight just prepped. I mean it is in a grassy field"

    Rainbow Dash: "*Flies by* Who cares what special event Twilight has for all of us! *Flies closer to Rarity* As long as it's a-okay with my friends"

    Rarity: "Of course darling"

    The Ponies walked up the hill in front only to later see Spike and Twilight on the bottom. But what's behind them is a large metallic ring with a ramp connected to it. The rims of the ring have all of the Elements of Harmonies symbols on it.

    Pinkie Pie: "*Sits on the edge of the hill* Race ya to the bottom. *Slides down the hill* WWWWEEEEEEEE!"

    Rainbow Dash: "*Flies towards Twilights ring* Okay Twi. Can you please explain to me what's the deal with the hoop and what's so special about it that you called us out here for?"

    Pinkie Pie: "Maybe it's a pick-nick!"

    Twilight: "Nope its not a pick-nick or a friendship lesson"

    AppleJack: "Well then what in tarnation did you sent us here for? You sent the invitations like it's some kind of real emergency or something. I even had to leave my chores behind for Apple Bloom"

    Twilight: "Glad you asked AJ. It's a long story so yesterday I was just sittin in my library as usual when I don't have any 'princessie' things to work on, when suddenly I accidently found a journal *uses her magic to lift up the journal into the air so her friends could see it* that mentions of a spell that can take us to a place known only by the journal as 'Gravity Falls'"

    Spike: "Twi is so fascinated on how the author of the journal has some of the information on Equestrias resources that Twilight wants to ask who ever is this author dude and wants to see what the big deal is with the journal and why does it have so many weird garbage written on it. Like the 'SepticEye' or 'Tentacle Mushroom Monsters'"

    Twilight: "Thanks Spike for mentioning the issuse"

    Rainbow Dash: "OH OH! Does the author have anything about us being SOO incredibly awesome on and all that? *Borrows the journal from the Twilight and flips through the pages and finds nothing about her* WHAT! The author has never written anything about ME!"

    Starlight: "Well I did see the page where who ever written this *uses her magic to borrow the book from RD and shows the gang the page* has written about the Elements of Harmony and there REALLY outdated"

    Fluttershy: "Well then Twilight Sparkle… why do you need us for. We are your friends; we get what you're saying… I hope"

    Twilight: "*Uses her magic to levitate the journal back to her* It turns out that in order to get there *shows the ponies the instructions*; it needs to be charged with some kind of powerful magic while somepony has to read out the spell while the its being charged at the same time. And that's why I called you all out.

    Rarity: "Well that sounds a marvelous reason"

    AppleJack: "But that still doesn't exactly tell us why we're needed. We need a tiny bit more details Sugar"

    Rainbow Dash: "Well if you remember AJ; the last time we defeated Tirek we have fused ourselves with the Elements of Harmony to save Equestria from pending doom. We can still use them when we really need to without requiring any hoof held object"

    Pinkie Pie: "AND THEN EVERY PONY LIVED HAPPLY EVER AFTER *sets off her party cannon*!"

    Fluttershy: "Oh um, sure we did… I guess"

    Rainbow Dash: "Well then, this sounds like another adventure with the one and only RAINBOW DASH! *Looks over towards Spike and Starlight* Also with Spike and Starlight. *Lies down on her back in mid-air* This is going to be so awesome and stuff"

    Pinkie Pie: "*Gets anxious and sweats* Oh… I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really… REALLY hope this this isn't a spell with side effects that ends up with Equestria becoming an egg or our best friend Twilight becoming evil like they show in those darky and gory M Rated Fan-fics"

    Fluttershy: "Oh gosh well… that doesn't sound very polite"

    Rarity: "Pinkie stop your ranting; you're going to make Twilight and Fluttershy very nervous with casing the spell"

    Pinkie Pie: "Sorry Rarity"

    Twilight: "Its all right Rarity and Pinkie; we've dealt with spells that are out of reach before. Now with that all said it's time to go to a world where no pony has gone before hoof"

    Rainbow Dash: "Now enough chit-chat. It's time we get down with that spell"

    The Mane six gathers in front of the portal to unleash the Elements of Harmony, but Twilight ask for Starlight Glimmer and Spike to help out with activating the portal.

    Twilight: "Starlight Glimmer!"

    Starlight: "Yeah?"

    Twilight: "We need you to use your magic to create some kind of net in the center of the portals rim so the Elements doesn't go through it"

    Starlight: "No problem *uses her magic to cover the portal rims hole with a barrier*"

    Twilight: "For Spike; I need you to read out the words that the page says; slowly and carefully"

    Spike: "Got it no big deal. *To himself* All though I never had casted a spell before so I just hope that Twilight is… *chucks lightly* well… doesn't get upset when I screw-up or something. Well on the bright side; at least that words are easy for me to read and not in some weird gibberish language"

    Twilight: "Alright; now everypony GET IN POSIOSION"

    The Mane Six charges and phases into their Elements of Harmony hyper forms (I have no idea what form I should call it when they use the Elements of Harmony) and floats into midair as the rainbow aroura that is surrounding them gets larger and intensifies like a hurricane. The six ponies aim for the barrier that Starlight made, but had to wait for Spikes que.

    Twilight: "NOW SPIKE".

    Each Mane Six pony shot-up a beam of energy with the color that matches their Elements to the hole.

    Spike: "*Clears his throat* THOS THE BRIDGE BETWEEN OUR WORLDS HAVE BEEN CONNECTED. THUS CAN BOTH WORLDS MERGE TOGETHER AS A STEPPING STONE TO SOMETHING GREATER. A WORLD THAT HOLDS THE AWNSERS THAT NO ONE HAS REALIZES THEY EVEN HADE BEFORE HAND. THE LOGIC AND WONDERS OF THESE WORLDS DOES NOT STOP US FROM BEING CRITICAL OF CERTAIN DIMENSIONS OF BOTH MOVEMENTS!

    As Spike finishes the last words of the spell. The Mane Six and Starlight stops using their magic on the portal to see that the spell made the magic be combined into a nice, beautiful blue wormhole in the center.

    AppleJack: "Pweewie now that wasn't so bad was it gals?"

    Rainbow Dash: "YA I COULD JUST FEEEEELL MY HOOVES BURNING ALREADY!"

    Starlight: "*Stops using her magic and the portal and is all exhausted from it* That's [pants] easy [pants] for you [pants] to say. Let's [pants] not do [pants] that again. *Lies down on the ground*"

    Pinkie Pie: "You all know what this calls for everypony? A NICE OLD PINKIE PIE PORTAL CREATION PARTY A TWILIGHTS! *Shoots off her party cannon*"

    Twilight: "Woah Pinkie; we're not out of the woods just yet. We still have to check the portal for any potential hazards or otherwise we may never use the portal safely"

    While Twilight is talking, Fluttershy notices that some kind of breeze is somehow making the grass point towards the portal. A bee fling by gets to close to the portal and is immediately sucked into the void.

    Fluttershy: "Umm… gals…"

    Rarity: "Not now Fluttershy were discussing on what we're going to do with the portal"

    Rainbow: "Good, I think that we should have a willing test subject risk going into the portal alone. While being tethered to a wire barrel"

    Fluttershy is the only mare to realize that the gravitational pull of the portal is getting stronger.

    Fluttershy: "Umm… everypony"

    AppleJack: "What no RD. I what we really need to do is tell Princess Celestia about this, then Canterlot will decide on how to handle this situation in a nice clean…"

    Fluttershy: "Excuse me everypony but I don't want to be rude but did is it me or is the portal seeming to attract wind"

    Rarity: "Oh please Fluttershy that is ridiculous. The Pegasi haven't announced the changes in todays weather forcast"

    Rainbow Dash: "Yeah and trust me gals, I haven't even sabotaged the weather factory again"

    Fluttershy: "No I mean the portal *makes small whimpers* seems… to be strong"

    Twilight: "Fluttershy we have no idea on what you mean by…"

    Before Twilight can finish her sentence. All of the gain turns around to take notice that the portal is truly sucking pulling in the wind. Spike even saw some twigs being pulled into the portal.

    Rarity: "GREAT CELESTIA THAT PORTAL IS GETTING STRONGER"

    Rainbow Dash: "*Tries to fly away from the portal but can't because the portal pull is so strong that it made it difficult for the Pegasus to escape the pull* I CAN'T GO ANY FARTHER"

    AppleJack grabed onto the grass dear life but it was too late. The portal already blown off AJ's fedora and sucked her in first.

    Twilight: "APPLEJACK!"

    Rainbow Dash tried so much to escape but she flown so hard that she got tired and gets sucked into the wormhole.

    Twilight: "RAINBOW DASH"

    Twilight sees Rarity, Starlight, Pinkie and Fluttershy gets eaten by the portal. Twilight tries her hardest to flee but can't as the force is causing her slide through the ground Spike also caused her to be sucked in by grabbing onto her forelegs which the extra amount of force made her fall into the portal with Spike and the fourth journal. The after the ponies get pulled in the same portal gotten so unstable that in collapsed on its self. Leaving no trace as to what happened.

    Well that's it for this chapter. What happened to the Mane Six, did they survive find-out next-ish in the next chapter? Now if you excuse me I have to go to bed.

    4. Scattered Ponies

    Twilight: "*wakes ups* [Ungah] I fell so numb and this other feeling is like that time where I went to Canterlot High to retrieve my crown form Sunset Shimmer excepted I became human and felt like I've been smacked in the head with a wrench, or something harder. I need to check myself out in case there's a transformation spell. *Rubs her eyes to clear her vision; only to see her purple hooves meaning she's still a pony*[phew] I'm still an Alicorn, but I still need to find my friends in… *looks around her to see all of the redwood trees* whatever this forest is. *Looks around her new surroundings* Its amazing how its like the Everfee forest excepted that it seems to be a bit more 'taller'. Ether the spell worked or I'm in some other part of Equestria that I never been before"

    Twilight continues to walk forward; calling out the names of her friends. She later stumbles abound and a purple and green thing laying on a narrow branch for some reason.

    Twilight: "Spike, is that you?"

    Spike: "*Gets up and covers his head with the palm of his hand* [Yawns] Twilight… what happened where are we? *Looks down to see that he is really high off of the ground where Twilight is standing and screams to the top of his lungs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! TWI… TWI… TWILIGHT; IM FREAKING OUT NOW! *Chews his fingers due to his fear of heights*"

    Twilight: "Don't worry Spike I'll get you down. *Uses her magic to safely lift Spike off of the branch before it broke from the weight*

    Spike: "*Chitters* Thank-you Twilight for saving me"

    Twilight: "Your welcome Spike"

    Spike: "Umm say Twilight wa… where are we and what happened to the other Ponies? Are they alright?"

    Twilight: "I don't know Spike. All I did while you're on top of that branch was that I just woke up all acky and still an Alicorn. I didn't find any of our friends and I'm still trying to find out if there okay or not"

    Spike: "Don't worry Twilight I'm pretty sure that deep down inside that our friends are safe. We just need to find them"

    Twilight: "Right Spike"

    Twilight continues to look of her missing friends in the forest with Spike on her back. A few moments later she sees Starlight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and AppleJack all lying around waking up like zombies in the middle of the forest opening with no idea of what just happened. Bits of the portal are also scattered everywhere around them; meaning that the portal is beyond repair.

    Rainbow Dash: "UNGAH what just happened? *Feels her head pounding* Ow what did you gals hit me with?"

    Rarity: "Not enough beauty sleep?"

    AppleJack: "*Gets up and spits out pebbles and clumps of dirt* Or probably; we would be hitting our faces in the ground"

    Fluttershy: "Well at least everypony is all right and nether one of us are injured"

    Starlight: "*All dizzy and confused* Mommy… I think my carrot has takin over awkwardville again"

    AppleJack: "Well not everypony"

    Starlight: "Shakes her head and sees that Twilight and Spike are standing in front of the five" Twilight; your alive"

    Twilight: "Yeah and I thought something ate ya"

    Spike: "Twi saved me from falling to my death"

    Rainbow Dash: "Wait a sec; we woke up all dazed and confused, Twi and Spike came to us and those bits of scrap. Hay we're lost in some other world thanks to Twilights portal"

    Fluttershy: "Woah Rainbow let's not hold a grudge against ourselves"

    AppleJack: "I agree with Fluttershy, Dashie. Let's not blame Twilight for all of this. Because it's obvious that *lifts her hoof at Starlight* Starlight is the real culprit"

    Starlight: "What; don't look at me domineering that I turned the portal into sucking vortex. I didn't do anything"

    AppleJack: "Like the hay you did. You're in charge of letting the Elements of Harmony touch the barrier you made. You must have intensified the barrier to a point where if the portal had stayed active for a few moments the vortex could have swallowed us whole"

    Starlight: "Oh really *gets into AJ's face and sulks her*! If this was my 'evil plain' to get at ya; then I wouldn't be here having this fatuous argument with YOU! And besides; maybe the EOH (Elements Of Harmony) that YOU use to save Equestria; is unstable to a point where it turned the portal into a vortex"

    AppleJack: "Oh, really *hisses at Starlight* because if the elements where unstable; then we would be vaporized when WE first used them"

    Rarity: "Well it doesn't matter now who's back your willing to scratch or who's actions should be held responsible for the portal spell. What really matters is that I don't find a way to get home *whimpers* then I'll lose my career will be ruined, I won't remember my house, my upcoming projects or Sweetie Bells face or was it 'Irene'? I could visualize so many angry clients right now saying: 'where's Rarity? Its already my wedding and Rarity still hasn't made a wedding dress like I order about a month ago' or 'why is everything in the Rarity for you catalog is the same as last weeks' *sobs like a baby* I JUST WAN'T TO GO HOME!"

    Rainbow Dash: "Woo, woo, woo Rarity. What you need to do is calm down for a moment. I'm pretty sure that we'll find a way to get home. And besides I'm going to be tardy for the Wonderbolts shows that I'm supposed to perform. Spitfire isn't going to be happy when I get back so suck it up already"

    Twilight: "I'm with Rainbow Dash, there has to be another way to get home. But were going have to work together if where going to find a way back"

    AppleJack: "Yeah I have to agree; I'm starting to find this argument pointless. So me and Starlight Glimmer are going to put aside our differences and the rest of us are going to pretended like this never happened"

    Starlight: "Umm… speaking of an 'us' has anypony seen Pinkie Pie lately?"

    Rarity: "*Finishes clearing the tears and running mascara off her eyes* [sniffles] I don't know ether [sniffles]"

    Twilight: "I have no idea too. Spike is the only that I found that has been separated from the group. When I looked around to find you girls, I couldn't find Pinkie anywhere"

    Rainbow Dash: "Or maybe Pinkie is really hiding in the bushes to surprise and pounce on us. *Flies to the bushes and pulls the branches apart* Alright Pinkie if this is really a prank to spook us, now is clearly now the time to do it"

    A few moments later the Mane Six hear some loud cry miles away. Rarity recognizes it as a scream similar to Pinkies.

    Rarity: "That scream I remember it as sounds just like Pinkies"

    AppleJack: "That's because it is Pinkie Pie crying for help"

    Starlight: "Then what are we waiting for, our friend is in trouble"

    What do you think of this chapter? What going to happen to Pinkie Pie, what's Discords and Bill's evil plan, will we see the Pines twins, and most importantly will the Mane Six get back home? We'll see the twins alright in part two of this chapter.

    Constructive Criticism about the story is expected BTW.

    5. Meet the Mystery Shack crew

    (BTW this story takes place before the The Stanchurian Chronicles. So there are going to be a few resources used in farther chapters)

    It was a normal morning like any other day at the Mystery Shack for Dipper where he wakes up with the Sibling Brothers novella in his hands has he always cuddles with it like Mabel's stuffed unicorns and a bag of half-eaten marshmallows. Dipper walks down stairs to see Grunkle Stan and Ford softly arguing each other.

    Ford: "Serious Stanley please just take down all of the fake attractions. It's so embarrassing to see what you did to my house"

    Stan: "Oh sure and how are you going to pay for your own mortgage bills?"

    Dipper ignores them and walks into the living room to see that Mabel is curing up into a ball, with a cereal bowl with pink glitter in it while watching TV.

    Dipper: "Hay Mabel"

    Mabel: "Hay bro"

    Dipper: "*Looks at what Mabel is watching* I see that your watching something different today; usually watch Duck-Tective around this time"

    Mabel: "Yeah ever sense I got disappointed on how they revealed season 3's finale, I lost all of my Duck-Tective mojo until I found *points at the screen* a new show we can all watch called: 'Complete Madness North Park Island'. I mean its even more humorous then Duck-Tective"

    On TV there's a large obese character falling off a diving board and into a narrow pool. The character missed and landed on a midget wearing a green parka burying his face.

    CMNPC character: "Otis dude… you just squashed the little green penguin kid"

    Otis: "Aww nuts guys"

    Female CMNPC character: "You miserable dingus, my lawyers will be hearing about this"

    Dipper and Mabel laughs uncontrollably at the TV until Grunkle Stan walks into the living room to tell the twins something very important that's going to happen.

    Stan: "WOOO kids what are you doing on your behinds. Its tourist day and you know what that means?"

    Mabel: "Flirt with more boys"

    Dipper: "*Groans* Back to work on a beautiful day like this"

    Stan: "Ding-ding-ding correcto. Mabel I need you to sweep-up the hall of mysteries and Dipper I need you to adjust the signs outside the parking lot. There still tilted from the gravity waves that the portal caused"

    Dipper: "Again seriously didn't I just do that yesterday?"

    Stan: "Yes but a bear must have tilted them. *Points to outside* So go do it"

    Dipper goes outside as he is instructed to do so. He goes outside and properly sets all half of the sighs that are aligned on the sides of the road to the Mystery Shack back where they should be. Until suddenly Dipper could hear some loud high-pitched scream that would belong to a five-year-old miles away from where Dipper is standing. Dipper runs into the Mystery Shack lobby.

    Dipper: "MABEL I NEED YOUR HELP; SOME ONE IS IN TROUBLE!"

    Mabel: "*Sweeps the lobby* Dipper now is really not the time for one of your cray-cray mystery hunts"

    Dipper: "BUT MABEL! DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHATS GOING ON?! SOME ONE IS SCREAMING FOR OUR HELP, I MEAN ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SWEEP UP FLOORS THAT AREN'T DUSTY ENOUGH TO EVEN BE SWEPTED RIGHT NOW?!"

    Mabel: "*Hears the scream get louder* DON'T WORRY MISTERIOUS STRANGER! *Drops the broom* WHEN THERES TROUBLE… MABEL-DOES-BETTER IS THEIR TO HELP! Come on bro"

    Mabel and Dipper run out of the Mystery Shack during work hours and into the woods. They followed to sound of the scream until they see the same pack of Gnomes that tried to make Mabel there queen tie-up a small pink pony, with a really messy mane, eyes that are larger than her face, the irises are light blue, a red bobber tied around her short muzzle and a symbol of balloons on her Hine-legs.

    Jeff Gnome: "*Leads the pack of Gnomes* Now… now that more you struggle the more difficult it is to make you our queen for all eternity. Schmebulock your phoning it in"

    Schmebulock Gnome: "SCHMEBULOCK"

    Dipper: "*Crosses his arms* Well… well we meet again Jeff"

    Jeff Gnomes: "Oh great isn't it the Pines twins *points at Dipper*. Hay look kid we already did your dirty and we promised that we would leave your sister alone. Cut us some slack man"

    Dipper: "The only slack that you're going to cutting off is that pony. What are you doing with that… thing?"

    Jeff Gnome: "Oh nothing. I just that you won't let your sister *Makes the quotations mark symbol* 'Mabel' become our queen we just found this pink mare and we just decided to make her our queen instead. And there's nothing you can do to stop us"

    Mabel: "Oh yeah Jeff well… "pulls out a leaf blower* SAY HELLO TO MY BLOWEY FRIEND!"

    The entire gnome pack laughs at Mabel. While the pink pony mumble a few insults at the gnomes, but can't because red bobber in her mouth.

    Jeff Gnome: "Oh please kid that thing isn't plugged in and your shack is meters away from hear. Isn't that right guys"

    Steve Gnome: "Yup"

    Jason Gnome: "Toat"

    Michael Gnome: "I see what ya mean by Jeff

    Schmebulock Gnome: "SCHMEBULOCK"

    Mabel: "OH YEAH WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT *pulls the lever that turns on the leaf blower and aims it at the Gnomes*

    Jeff Gnome: "*Is about to get blown away* WOAH KID WAIT A SEC… PLEASE"

    Mabel sets the lever to full max which causes the Gnomes to be blown away from the mare like a hurricane.

    Jeff Gnomes: "GNOMES; RETREAT!"

    The Gnomes drops the mare and runs away from the leaf blower and into the bushes.

    Dipper: "Woo Mabel how did you do that? In fact how did you even turn on the leaf blower?"

    Mabel: "Well the last time that we wrecked the Summerween store, Grunkle Stan stole some extention cords while we were looting. *Shows Dipper the cord* I plugged it in the leaf blower incase a scenario like this happened again"

    Dipper: "With that all said its time to free the mare"

    Dipper unties the knot holding the mare's four legs together and removes the bobber. Without any warning the pink pony gets up on all fours and jumps excitedly.

    Pinkie Pie: "YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. *Uses her hooves to shake Dippers hand rapidly fast* THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU, THANK-YOU! THANK-YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH FOR SAVING ME FROM THOSE MEANIE GNOMSIESES"

    Dipper: "*Uncomfortable* Uh… Mabel… did that pink pony just… spoke to me?"

    Pinkie Pie: "Why of course silly don't ya know that all Earth Ponies like me, Unicorns and Pegasi can talk like all the times. Where have you been living under a rock while I bring joy and laugher to all of Ponyville. *Pounces on Dipper* My name is Pinkie Pie what your name?"

    Dipper: "*Covers his hat* OH MY GOD TALKING PONY!"

    Dipper and Mabel: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    Pinkie Pie: "OOH OOH were having a screaming contest okay screaming contest beings NOW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    A few moments later a group a ponies similar to Pinkie emerges from the bushes. Twins stop screaming only to see that the one of them is a purple winged Unicorn with magenta iris, dark blue mane with purple and pink stripes in the middle of her mane. Another is a light blue Pegasi with a rainbow mane and red-orange irises. Another is a white Unicorn with a purple curled-up mane, mascara plattered on the face and purple irises. Another is an orange Earth Pony with a long blond mane, fedora and green irises. Another is a bleach yellow Pegasus with a long pink mane. And another [Bill Cipher: "*interrupts this sentence* OKAY OKAY YA LAZY WRITER ENOUGH OF THE 'ANOTHER' THIS, EVERY TIME YOU EXPLAIN THE DETAIL OF THE PONIES APPERENCES. I MEAN YOU'RE JUST WASTING THE READERS TIME!] is a lavender Unicorn with a purple mane and cyan highlights. And [urg] last but not least a wingless purple baby dragon with stubby legs, neon yellow-green under-belly and spine spikes sticking out of the back and atop of the head.

    Twilight: "*See Wow Pinkie with Dipper* Wow Pinkie I have no idea that these humans have saved you"

    Pinke Pie: "Yep *hops towards the group* these shaved monkeys save me from some meanie bobeanie Gnomes"

    Dipper: "*Curls up in a ball* What the f_k is going on?"

    Fluttershy: "*Gasps* Oh my god that's a bad word; please don't say any bad words"

    Mabel: "Oh sweet mother of Melody… IT'S A TALKING UNICORN!*

    Mabel runs after Starlight Glimmer and hugs her by the upper waist. Mabel hugs the Unicorn extremely tight.

    Starlight: "Twilight [gag] what do I [gag] do to make this [cough] thing get off of *breaths heavily* me? She's crushing my rip [gag] cage"

    Mabel: "I WANT TO CRUSH YOU WITH LLLOOOVVVEEEE!"

    Dipper: "Okay don't panic *flips through his journal*. Talking Unicorns… talking Unicorns"

    The awkward encounter has cut short when Grunkle Stan traced the sounds of where it was. He finds Dipper sucking his thumb and Mabel crushing a Unicorn.

    Stan: "Okay kids that the devil are you doing out hear in the forest that is resulting with a bunch or screaming. Are you small fries trying to make bird calls when you know that you're supposed to get ready for tourist or something?"

    Rainbow Dash: "Okay who's this dried-up prune interrupting our encounter with the… um… Twilight what are these creatures again?"

    Twilight: "There called humans. There just like the ones back at Canterlot High except there appearances seem to be non-identical to the ones back at Canterlot High"

    Stan: "*Drops his eight-ball Cain and froze into superstation* What did those horses just talked to me?"

    Rainbow Dash: "*Flies into Grunkle Stan's face* Don't freak-out on us ya old man but my name Rainbow Dash and I'm a Pegasus from Equestria. This are my friends: Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, AppleJack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer and Spike. What your name oldie McMoldy"

    Stan: "GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! TALKING HORES!"

    Rarity: "*Sees that Stan is wearing a tank-top covered in his old man sweat, green underwear and olive green flip-flops* OH MY GOD THAT OUTFIT YOUR WEARING IS HORRIFING *faints*"

    Fluttershy: "Woah everypony… *approaches Dipper* this is really… really getting out of hand. I think we should at least explain to them what's going on"

    Twilight: "Thank-you Fluttershy but let me talk our way through this. We come from the magical land of Equestia…"

    Stan: "*Takes a few deep breaths* What's that, some kind of Mexican prison?"

    Twilight: "No it's a land magical inhabited by ponies like us. We are the Mane Six, a group in charge of protecting Equestria and spreading friend and peace throughout the land"

    Dipper: "EEEE… *to himself* nope I'm fine. Now can you please explain to me how the heck did you get hear?"

    Mabel: "Okay you've had enough love now *lets go of Starlight*"

    Starlight: "GOD YOU [gasps] NEARLY KILLED [gasps] ME"

    Mabel: "Sorry my bad"

    Twilight: "*Stops staring at Starlight and Mabel and continues speaking* Okay moving on. We built a portal but we got accidently got swallowed into the vortex and ended up hear. You still haven't answered our questions: Where are we and what's your name?"

    Mabel: "Yeah I'm a Mabe Pines, this is Dipper and this our Grunkle Stan"

    Dipper: "By 'Grunkle' its short for Great-Uncle Stan. You are in Gravity Falls, Oregon. The town full of strange things that you usually question about. Like those Gnomes, the bottomless pit and a monster made from living candy"

    AppleJack: "Hate to interrupt the fairy tale sugar plum but I really think that we needed a place until we can figure out how to get the hay back home"

    Mabel: "I know you stay at the Mystery Shack. It'll be like a sleepover that never ends. *To Stan* PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE GRUNKLE STAN, CAN WE KEEP THEM?! I'll feed them, clean them, take them on walks, heck I'll make sure that Waddles doesn't get jealous them. All because they can talk, fly and use magical spells"

    Stan: "Woah kiddo there is NO way that I'm going to let THEM inside my house. And besides I have enough problems to chew off from; like Ford and Waddles for an example. In fact, why not give them away to Soos like a sick puppy?"

    Dipper: "STAN REALLY?! That's the stupidest thing I ever heard you say and besides you wouldn't leave us in the forest to let the bears eat me and Mabel would you?"

    Stan: "Of course not Dipper"

    Dipper: "Then that's how these ponies fell if we don't help them get home"

    Stan: "*Grunts loudly* Okay, okay FINE I was just joking. They can stay…"

    Pinkie Pie: "YAAAAAAA *hops uncontrollably* THIS THE MOST EXCIETING THING EVER!"

    Mabel: "YAAAA NEW SLUBER PARTY PAL"

    Mabel and Pinkie: "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

    Stan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH *adjusts his hearing aids*! You can let her stay as long as you NEVER do that ever again"

    Everyone around Stan chuckles at him.

    Pinkie Pie: "Sure thing. I cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye"

    Stan: "Right"

    Everyone walks to the Mystery Shack. Rainbow Dash takes notice that the Mystery Shack billboard on top says 'Mystery Hack'.

    Rainbow Dash: "The… Mystery Hack."

    Dipper: "Its supposed to say 'Mystery Shack' the S just fallen of the sign"

    Stan: "Which reminds me… Dipper I need you to tile the roof in the sourcing summer heat"

    Dipper: "Aww man *picks up the bucket full of wooden tiles and a hammer*"

    Stan: "And you ponies. I don't normally do this but I'm going to let you all have free tour around the hall of mysteries *shows the entrence*. You all have about one hour to take a peak before the tourist comes hear and I'll have to remove you from the hall"

    AppleJack: "Good because the sign out here says the administrations says it costs twenty dollars to get in"

    Stan: "Yeah, yeah now go before I change my mind or something"

    As the Ponies took a small tour around the hall of mysteries. Twenty minutes later AppleJack, Rarity and Pinkie Pie where the first three ponies that walked out of the museum exit and into the Mystery Shack lobby. They walked towards Stan who restocking the lobby until AppleJack and Rarity interrupted him with complete displeasure.

    Pinkie Pie: "Tee hee those 'Clownipilers' where sure silly'

    AppleJack: "*Displeased tone* Yeah they were something alright Pinkie. *To Stan* Okay corn cakes is this some kind joke!"

    Stan: "What joke?"

    AppleJack: "Its pretty obvious that this dee most fakiest freak-show I've ever seen. There even faker then the ones I see at rodeo's"

    Stan: "Okay I have NO idea on what you mares are referring to?!"

    Rarity: "Yeah; it's so obvious that most of the attractions are so fake, that I didn't even need my Shadow Spade novels to tell me that"

    Stan: "What's a Shadow Spade? That sounds like that one underground fight-club I used to place beats in"

    Rarity: "Let's point-out the phoniness shall we? For starters your 'Gravity Gun from an alternate catastrophic future' is nothing more than just a coffee thermos, six orange soda cans, a magnet and a bended gardening hose nozzle taped together. The "Human Grasshopper" is really just a human action figure head taped together on a stuffed grasshopper body. The gold nuggets are just perfectly smooth round rocks that you painted gold. The 'Bathroom Floor Tile that won't stay clean' is just a slab of glass tiles that you smeared chocolate on. 'The Pearl that makes everyone greedy' is a pink metal ball that's been polished; I can tell that because theirs a few parts that aren't properly covered in pink paint. And last but absolutely least; the Invisible Man is really just a pair of nerd glasses and a bowler hat tied together with black string to the celling"

    Stan: "Ha *scolds at Rarity* that's funny because the only thing that's magical here is: 'No refunds'. But if you want a real attraction I know the perfect job for you"

    Rarity: "*Takes notice on what Stan means* WHAT NOOOO! I refused to be a part of your artificial freak-show. I'm a well-known fashion ester for most of Equestria's beauty, I've designed Princess Cadence's of the Crystal Empire, her own fabulous wedding dress to founding the 'Rarity for you' stores in three different towns. What I would rather do is go out there and show humans how you do our fashion Equestrian style!"

    After Rarity finishes her sentence a big hairy dude comes into the lobby. The guy is wearing dark-tan shorts and an olive green question mare tee-shirt, a baseball cap and a tool belt with every kind of tool that a handyman would need for the job.

    Soos: "Hay Mr. Pines,*sees the ponies that are in the room* it seems that you brought in some new pets or are they your new attractions*

    Rarity: "Of course not, I'm not going to be a freak-show attraction you... you... who ever you are"

    Soos: "Oh my god, TALKING PONIES! I forgot introduce my self; I am Soos. I come in peace"

    AppleJack: "Well then Soos, I'm AppleJack and *points her hoof at Rarity* that is Rarity"

    Rarity: "*Confused* So wait how come your not screaming out loud like everypony here"

    Soos: "You mean everyone, right?"

    Rarity: "Uh yeah its different terminology for ponies like us. But how come your not screaming out loud like... *pauses for a few moments to remember the right word* everyone else"

    Soos: "Oh I am, in my mind. Its just that I've seen a lot of extremely weird stuff happening in Gravity Falls that I now have a high tolerance to reacting to most weird stuff. Plus my face keeps stinging every time I keep doing this face *makes a panicking face* [ouch]! Man do I have to go to make a massage appointment after this. So any-who, are you one of those talking ponies that can grant wishes? Just like the ones that my grandma keeps telling me bedtime stories"

    AppleJack: "Excuse sweaty beached whale"

    Soos: "I wish to take a bath in a forty-foot bronze tub filled with bubbling hot fudge sauce in it. Can I also invite my bros, including Mr. Pines?"

    Rarity: "*Gets worked with so much random* NO, NO, NO OKAY! We're not that kind of ponies who can grant large humans their petty wishes OKAY! Now if you all excuse, I have some Equestrian culture to share with humans, starting with my glorious designs"

    Soos: "*Worried tone of voice* Umm I think that would be a great idea for a talking unicorn to go out there, in the human world"

    AppleJack: "Why the heck not?"

    Soos: "Because well... we humans don't see any talking houses that typically do human things to and it raises thousands of concerns. That also includes the weirdness that goes around in this odd little town; despite any one that's a bit tad strange. So shorten version, if someone sees a unicorn like you, the National Guard could kidnap you and take ya to a secret heavily guarded fortress in New Mexico to have your brains like dissected and all of that"

    AppleJack: "WHAT... why in tarnation would they do such a thing?"

    Soos: "I don't know. That's basically what the government does when theirs weird mystical things that people question about. Like is it possible for me to touch my toes, in fact I'm going to do that now *tries to reach for the tip of his toes but ended up losing balance and falls face first onto the ground*. Yup, I learned that its very hard for me to touch my toes and I should probably be doing some work-out at the gym"

    Stan: "That's right Frenchie. So what will it be?"

    Rarity: "*Sighs* Okay fine… you win. Where do I sign"

    A few moments later, Grunkle Stan leaded the dimwitted tourists that fails to take notice of all of the obvious clues that pin-points that the attractions are fake just right in front of their faces. Grunkle Stan leads them to a large rectangular object covered by a cloth.

    Stan: "Well, that concludes the end of the Mystery Shack tour. I hoped you enjoyed the fossilized pixie fairy because we saved the best for last. It was a bright and beautiful day when I was just sitting on the porch minding my own bizz until a suddenly BANG a pessimistic pony that clams to be a fashion designer from her home world: 'Equestria'; but was kicked-out for having a bad attitude on how much her outfits weren't selling well. So she came her because she to become one with the Mystery Shacks attractions"

    Rarity: "*Inside the cloth* NO I DIDN'T!"

    Stan: "BEHOLD… THE GRUMPY FASHION DESIGNING UNICORN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION"

    Grunkle Stan yanks the cloth to reveal Rarity trapped inside a large cage. Along with Rarity are mannequins made from wooden planks, a sewing machine, glass shards and dirt-cheap fabric.

    Rarity: "*Sews something* YOU SHOULD ALL TAKE NOTICE THAT I AM THE ONLY REAL ATTRACTION HERE"

    Stan: "That's right folks… the real 'KILLER' attraction. So who wants to take a picture for only… *pulls out the admission sign* ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

    The moronic tourist rapidly groups together like a pack of wolfs and pulls all of their money to Stan, meaning that they just wasted there money on taking Rarities picture. Rarity growled angrily like she never growled before. She hated every last bit of it that even Stan took a selfie with her of her most angriest face. One of the tourists pays up by dropping a golden wallet into the money jar the Stan is holding.

    Stan: "*Looks down at the jar* Oh hot Belgian waffles, a new watch. *Puts it on his right wrist* Now I feel like a kid on Christmas, thank-you walking wallets... [err] handsome summer tourist"

    Rarity: "*Under her breath* Oh... it is ON!"

    So what think of the story so far. Tell me what you think in the comments.

    So like me, follow me, animate me and flame me as much as you want and I'll see you soo. BYE!

    6. Grunkle Ford

    Me: "before you continue reading, I wanted to announce something and I need your help with. I look over my story and I keep wasting time on researching some ways to put in the story. Having to come up with some plotlines for me is getting more difficult over time and I'm extremely slow at it. I also haven't much reviewing so I at least want to see what I could fix so please recommend something. ANYTHING helpful that I could put in to make this better. So with that all said its time to get back to reading)

    Twilight and the Mane Six stays away from being spotted by the stupid tourists in the 'Employees Only' part of the Mystery Shack. Twilight takes a small peak through the creek of the door only to see a small group of tourists trying buy the Mystery Shack merchandise which is clearly some other random junk that Stan just labeled as 'magic' in the lobby and a strait ginger-haired girl wearing jeans and a turquoise corduroy vest barring her nose in a magazine waiting until someone pays up to the counter.

    Dipper: "*Comes back in only to be covered in sweat and sees Twilight looking through the crack* Twilight what are you doing? You're going to be spotted"

    Twilight: "Oh that's right *backs away from the door*. It's just that I'm new here as a pony questioning on what the heck is going on. Like how is this even possible to rip-off tourists like this, who's Ford or Waddles and can they help us get back home?"

    Dipper: "*Scratches his head* Well… Waddles is Mabels pig and our Great-Uncle Stanford Pines who mostly prefers to called 'Ford' is an expert on Gravity Falls weirdness activities"

    Twilight: "Can he help us. Because my friends are already… *chuckles nervously* struggling to adapt to your human environment"

    Pinkie Pie walked around in the living room without being bothered by anything until she sees a pink packet lying on the ground.

    Pinkie Pie: "What's this. *Picks up the packet and it reveals to be a label with a two smiling yellow dogs and a paw lollipop* SMILE DIP aww you humans shouldn't have. Some powdered candy that can really make ya laugh and turn some of our frowns up-side down. *Rips open the bag and chugs all of the pink sugar into her mouth*"

    Dipper: "Uh Pinkie I really don't that you should…"

    Pinkie Pie: "*Finishes devouring the entire bag without any grain of sugar left. Only to feel a painful sensation in her stomach* Oh it's like a party in my tummy and everypony is throwing up inside it. *Picks out the bag and isn't happy what she found and the back* Best by [gulp] October 6, 1995. uh oh! *Dazes out* Ugh now my head is starting to feel funny, ha-ha funny *falls on her back*. What do think?"

    Pinkie starts see an imaginary world caused by the Smile Dip that had already altered her vision. She sees everything inhabited by antromorphic object people with black limbs, paw lollipops for trees and rainbow luminescent magnetic dirt everywhere. A large yellow star-like creature wearing, green shades of star-shaped sunglasses and a red and blue baseball cap. The star creature leaned down to Pinkie.

    Star Person: "Do you wished to be tossed in the air?"

    Pinkie Pie: "Sure thing star person that I really know is part of my imagination caused by the Smile Dip that I just ate"

    Dipper and Twilight stares at how Pinkie with pink sugar all over her muzzle and extremely large pupils that have taken over her eyes. She is now flopping her hooves in the air for some odd reason.

    Dipper: "Don't worry about her she'll be fine. That stuff is temporary"

    Twilight: "Soo anyway back to Ford"

    Dipper: "Uh… oh yeah. Ford is the author of *shows the journal that he is holding* this journal that I have spent the whole summer looking for. I mean look at all of this stuff. At once I thought it was just phoniness but it turns out all of the weirdness thing in Gravity Falls are considered real"

    When Dipper showed Twilight his journal, she made an uneasy expression on her face like she was guilty of something happening.

    Dipper: "Umm Twi you don't look so good. Are you worried about Grunkle Stan or the fact Pinkie ate some expired banned European candy and she's out of her league *sees Pinkie spitting out pink foam*?"

    Twilight: "No umm… it's not about Pinkie, its something different. Can I talk to you outside personally?"

    Dipper: "Sure I don't see what's the harm"

    Twilight and Dipper walk outside of the Mystery Shacks backdoor and Twilight shuts the door with her magic.

    Dipper: "So what do you want to tell me that's so persona you... winged unicorn hybrid"

    Twilight: "You mean Alicorn. I am an Alicorn"

    Dipper: "An Alicorn. Doesn't that mean your some kind of superior pony?"

    Twilight: "Well I woulnd really say superior. You told me that your Great-Uncle Ford is the creator of your journal *uses her magic to lift up her journal*. I found one that's exactly like ours"

    Dipper: "*Clenches his cheeks together and gasp loudly like a fish out of water* OM… goodness… A FOURTH JOURNAL. WA… WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?! I mean how come Ford never mentions a fourth journal. I've holed on to Fords journal three for so long, I explored Gravity Falls weirdness and neither of the clues that I dug deep in even without the discovery of a portal in the basement, McGuckets abandon lab or anywhere in the previous journals and yet they never mentioned anything about a fourth journal. Okay now *takes some really deep and heavily breaths* now even I have more questions to ask Ford"

    Twilight: "This journal that I found has everything from my home world Equestria, including some very interesting spells that I have no idea they even existed"

    Dipper: "*Takes a peak at the journals pages and squeals like a little girl* OH MY GOD... I'M GOING TO NEED A NOTE PAD FOR THIS SPECIAL ACCATION *Fidgets with his pen so hard that the top explodes in his hands* Aw darn you cheap pens"

    Twilight: "So if this journal has some secret that your Uncle is hiding from us. Then maybe he could help my friends get home"

    Dipper: "Yeah defiantly. But we have to wait for all of the tourist to leave then I could take you to Ford. He's just working on some clandestine stuff in his secret lab"

    Twilight: "Your uncle has a secret lab?

    Dipper: "Oh yeah he's just behind the lobby vending machine. When the lobby is empty we could go talk to him and see if he could help you and your friends get back home"

    Twilight: "Thank-you so much for helping me here"

    Dipper and Twilight walks back into the living room. Dipper feels so loved trucked until Mabel appears out of nowhere.

    Mabel: "Hay bro"

    Dipper: "Aughh *turns around* oh hay… Mabel"

    Mabel: "*Notices Dippers checks turning red as a red crayon* OOOOOOOOO… looks like my brother is in love with a certain somepony *smiles widely*"

    Dipper: "WHAT NO. Of course, not Mabel I'm not going to be dating an Alicorn. I know Twi cool as Wendy and all but it's even beyond weird why a twelve-year old like me would even fall in love with a talking I don't know how old mare"

    Mabel: "Oh really then. Then why are you blushing red. That's an auric sign meaning you're in love with the Princess of friendship"

    Dipper: "No I… I… I just have a sunburn because I've spent all day long nailing tiles on the… roof. Now if you could excuse me I have to help introduce Twi to Ford"

    Mabel: "Okay bro IF ya say so. But if you need any help you know where to find me"

    Dipper: "Yeah, yeah"

    Dipper and Twilight waited and waited and for a few minuets for the Mystery Shack lobby to clear up. Meanwhile Pinkie Pie wakes up all covered in Smile Dip.

    Pinkie Pie: "Uuuh... what just happened. *Covers her forehead* Owchie my head hurtsie"

    Fluttershy: "Oh Pinkie it seems that you went really nuts over a bag of pink sugar"

    Pinkie Pie: "Pink sugar"

    Fluttershy: "Oh why it seems that there's still a few bits left. May I please have some"

    Pinkie Pie: "NNNOOOOOOO! *Snatches the sugar away from Fluttershy* WHAT YOU DO FLUTTERSHY... DO NOT EAT THE WHATS EVER IS IN THIS BAGGIE! ITS PURE EVIL * rapidly shakes Fluttershy"

    Dipper: "Yeah you Ponies have fun with that"

    Minuets if not hours have pasted in the Mystery Shack while Rarity can't handle being locking in a cage filled with cheap necessaries so she chastises the tourist around her for there ignorance.

    Rarity: "PLEASE, PPPPLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE CAN SOMEPONY GET ME OUT OF HERE?! HOW CAN ALL OF YOU DO NOT SEE THAT THE ATTRACTIONS ARE COMPLETLY BOGUS! *Sees a tourist taking pictures of an exhibit and points her hoof at her* You mam!"

    Female Tourist (Madison): "What, me?"

    Rarity: "Yeah YOU! Tell me does that 'five legged dog's' fifth leg look suspicious to you?"

    Female Tourist (Madison): "*Takes a closer look* Nope there's nothing wrong with it expect how the photos I took will be a great fridge magnet"

    Rarity: "WRONG! Its because of how the extra right leg has different colored fur then the entire stuffed pug. How can you not know that its fake just right in front of you"

    Female Tourist (Madison): "Yeah... I think my boyfriend is waiting for me *walks away from the cage*"

    Rarity: "*Points her hoof at male tourist reading a newspaper* What about YOU in burring his face in the news!"

    Male Tourist (Joaquin): "Excuse me talking unicorn"

    Rarity: "Tell me MISTER, what do you think about the two headed winged turtle or the 'Golf-Rin'? Does anything look like a dead give-away?"

    Male Tourist (Joaquin): "Yup a dead give-away for me to take a few selfies or two"

    Rarity: "OH SURE AND MAYBE WHEN YOU TAKE A FEW... *squints her eyes* selfies... THEN THE WINGS WILL SURE FALL OFF TE SECOND AFTER YOU USE FLASHPHOTOGRAPHY AND THEN YOU'LL REALIZE THAT EVERYTHING HERE IS ALL JUST A BIG RIDICOLOUS HOAX!"

    The tourist in front of Rarity just stand there and looked like he was going to fart or something. Out of the blue the tourist puts on a par of headphones and tunes out.

    Rarity: "Wha... WWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTT! HOW... HOW COULD EVERYONE WHERE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ALL BEING PLAYED BY A STINGY, STINGY MAN. THIS TOURIST TRAP MUST BE CRAZY *cries really loudly*"

    Rarity brawled so loudly that some the tourist deiced to leave

    Male Tourist (Oliver): "Err… Mr. Mystery I demand a refund"

    Stan: "Why so serious?"

    Male Tourist (Oliver): "Don't play innocently stupid with me. Your new 'Grumpy Fashion Designer Unicorn from Another Dimension' attraction constantly keeps brawling all over me and brawls so loudly that it ruins my family's experience to actually focus on your other attractions"

    Stan: "What can I say; not refunds buddy"

    Male Tourist (Oliver): "Well your going to or else my lawyers will be hearing about how it traumatizes my kids. And besides I'm *shows Stan his company card* a software salesmen at the Oregon Cooperator Manufacturers and so my company can like hire up to five of the most experienced lawyers in the state"

    Stan: "What to know what the best part about that is…?"

    Male Tourist (Oliver): "*Puzzled* What getting sued? Because it will be hilarious for to see your sorry butt in court"

    Stan: "Nope it's my favorite time of the day: CLOSING TIME! Alright everyone pay for your merch and get the dell out. I'm not afraid to beam balloons filled with paint at any solicitor who wants their refunds. NOW GO, GO, GO!"

    The tourist collects the 'merchandise' and lines up to the counter so Wendy register their money. After the tourist cash in, they soon leave the Mystery Shack making the room free for the two to get out and see Ford.

    Twilight: "Dipper I didn't ask this before but who was that one ginger haired girl that was working at the counter?"

    Dipper: "Oh that was Wendy another good friend of mine"

    Twilight: "I see that you where looking at Wendy funny?"

    Dipper: "*Mutters* What no… sort of. I just have a small crush on her and all. I tried telling her that I love her and all but she has no interest in me what so ever. So yeah *scratches the back of his head* we're still best friends and all*

    Twilight: "Trust me, I'm the Princess of Friendship. If there's anything I learned about being in love is that sometimes there's a love interest that you're just going make an acceptation. Let the ones you choose to love decide for them self's. So there's no shame trying to be embarrassed about it"

    Dipper: "*Confused* Umm… yeah I probably learned that a while ago. Let's just focus and asking Fords help shall we"

    Dipper and Twilight walked towards that vending machine. Dipper reaches for the buttons and presses the code on the machines button pad to open the secret lab door. The door opens and Twilight and Dipper walks into the dusty passage way and to elevator where Dipper presses the button to Fords lab.

    Twilight: "Its so interesting how your uncle has a secret lab"

    Dipper: "Yup I always dreamed of the day that I would find the author of the journal. That was until one day we discovered that Stan has been hiding a portal. The same portal that Ford has been trapped in. I wonder if you ever had to travel to another dimension before?"

    Twilight: "I have once. There was a time when I went to a human world like this before. Except I became a human like you. That's another story for another day"

    Few moments after the conversation the elevator came to a complete stop. The chain linked door in front of them opens; revealing an old man wearing a sand colored trench-coat sitting at his desk with a stack of papers, jars filled with weird creatures and neon green substances. Twilight looks around the room to see that its filled with dusty and filthy file cabinets and computers.

    Dipper: "Umm Grunkle Ford. Do you have a minute?"

    Ford: "Augh *turns around from his desk* Dipper what are you doing? How many times did Stan and I tell you; you can't barge into my personal work its way to precarious for a youngling like you to join"

    Dipper: "But Grunkle Ford this really, really important. So there's talking ponies from some dimension called Equestria. And they need your help"

    Ford: "My help. And what on earth is this winged unicorn creature that you brought?"

    Twilight: "Oh I haven't introduced myself. *Holds up one of her front hooves* I'm Twilight Sparkle and I'm Alicorn"

    Ford: "Oh my goodness a talking mare. So um what am I supposed to do with your front hooves? I have been trapped in the multiverse for a very long so I'm so sorry if I'm getting anything. I still have to get caught up in the modern-day *squints his eyes* um… style"

    Twilight: "Its all you have to do is shake the bottom of one of my hooves like a normal… person"

    Ford: "Umm sure why not. *Shakes Twilights hooves* So you said you're an Alicorn. That's odd *thinks to himself* I must have heard that name in one of my travels throughout the multiverse or I must be thinking of my brother A.K.A Sammy Pineswell's failed 'Ali-drill' product"

    Twilight: "*While she shakes Fords hand she notices that Ford has six-fingers on each hand* Wow six fingered hands, I never seen something like that in Canterlot High.*Stops shaking Fords hand* Excuse me but who's Seamus Pineworthy and what's the Ali-drill?"

    Ford: "Sammy Pineswell is my brother's fake ID"

    Twilight: "*Confused* what's an ID?"

    Ford: "Well… sense I haven't been in this dimension in a while and I forgot some words and so. I think that its something that older people use to access stuff. And the 'Ali-drill' is a power drill that is equipped with two drill heads for different uses. And every time you press the trigger, the drill explodes in your face"

    Twilight and Dipper: "*Imagens the incident in their heads in their heads* OOOOWWWWWCCCHHH!"

    Ford: "Yup and that's how Stan gotten banded from Iowa. But lets stay on topic shall we. What exactly do you need my help with?"

    Twilight: "So anyways I heard that you know a lot about magic"

    Ford: "Know magic, heck I study the magic and paranormal activities of Gravity Falls"

    Twilight: "Well then I was wondering sense me friends and a student of mine have casted a portal spell that got us stuck here in Gravity Falls. We used the Elements of Harmony, my faithful student Starlight Glimmer created a barrier to contain the Elements magic and my dragon assistant Spike read out the spell"

    Ford: "*Thinks to himself* Wait… portal spell, talking ponies, Elements of Harmony. Why does that fell so wrong? Its sounds like theirs something that I'm doing wrong or I'm forgetting something already"

    Twilight: "You see I found this journal with so many random stuff in. And judging by the six fingers on your hands; it seems like you're the author of the journal. *Uses her magic to lift up the journal and shows it to Ford* So after a few pages I came to the section where you wrote about Equestria. I'm so fascinated with how you studied so much on my species and the magic; you even wrote a detailed timeline of Equestrias history, even though some of it is ridiculously outdated. I even came to the point to I found a spell that tells us how to get here and ask you what's the deal behind it all"

    Ford looks at the forth journal and he starts to get really tizzy; like a money that drank to many lattes.

    Ford: "Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD! *Snatches the journal* PLEASE TELL ME HE DIDN'T FOLLOW YOU?!"

    Twilight: "*Gives Dipper an icy stair* Umm Dipper, there's something very wrong with your uncle!"

    Dipper: "Yeah, yeah I know. I know he hates how Stan activated a portal due to it being unsafe; but I never seen him like this"

    Ford: "*Takes deep breaths* Wrong, this very wrong of you. I mean didn't you read the instructions?! I specifically said 'DO NOT CAST THE SPELL'! Didn't you not get my warnings?"

    Twilight: "Okay now Dipper; don't want to be rude but I really, really think that both of your uncles have issues. Okay ya crazy old six fingered man… I think you need to explain to me why your acting like this and WHY are you so worked?!"

    Ford: "Your right. Now please don't freak out on me but I have truly studied on interdimensional travel and I did found a way to get home. The problem with that is how extremely dangerous it is to use it. That's why I got upset at you. And if you wonder Dipper and Twilight on what I was doing. I was doing some research on this *pulls out that appears to be an glass orb with some kind of steampunk stand attaching to it. Inside the orb is a blue and black aroura with stars on it; behaving like a lava lamp*"

    Twilight: "*Puzzled at the object Ford is holding in front of her* Umm Ford what exactly is that orb your holding?"

    Ford: "Good question my winged mare friend. You see *unravels the curtain to reveal the a triangular shaped portal and other metallic parts are scattered everywhere* I had to dismantle the only interdimensional portal because it just too dangerous to be used. But when I was disassembling it I was out of the frying pan and into the fire *shuts the curtain*. The unstable energy from the portal created this: an interdimensional rift"

    Twilight: "You did what?! My friends and I really needed that portal to get back to Equestria"

    Ford: "I know you're really despite to get back home but I've found something even more perplex that makes me very concerned about it. *Pulls up his sleeve to reveal a wristband. He presses a button on his wristband to reveal a hologram of the map of Gravity Falls with teeny yellow splotches everywhere in different locations* As you can see while I was studying the rifts resources; the reading from the rift pin-points how there's quantum energy that is leaking into Gravity Falls. This energy must be the Equestrian magic that is leaking into my world. It could be possible that the weird magic in mine could spew into yours. We don't how this could affect our worlds but I'm deeply worried that it could hurt someone *turns off the wristband*"

    Twilight: "But that hasn't even resolved any of my friends problems and you haven't told me what's the big deal about that damn spell that you freaked out on me for"

    Ford: "*Sighs* Look Twilight its better off if you don't bring it up. To be honest its probably for the greater good. BUT… I may find a way to get you back home; it's just going to be a complex and bumpy ride but it may help your friends get home"

    Twilight: "If this fails then we'll just have to make this place our home and at least say you tried your best to get us back to Equestria"

    Ford: "Thank-you. Now you and Dipper get back upstairs and I'll see what I can do. And I also must figure out who this 'Baba' girl that Dipper keeps talking about. Is she our fist female president?"

    Dipper and Twilight heads back to the elevator while Ford continues his work on finding the source of the weird infection.

    Ford: "Maybe Princess Celestia could help me get Twilight back home and help fix this. Probably not and I don't think she's ever going to forgive me for causing Equestria to be in the line of fire"

    Meanwhile in the Nightmare Realm Discord looks over Bill's observation orb to see the news of what's happening in the basement.

    Discord: "Ooohhhh Bill. It seems that a little certain somepony is making friends that *arms wiggles like rubber snakes* NOODLE-ARMED HUMAN creature and it looks *summons binoculars* there on a quest to find a back to their sweet hacienda"

    Bill Cipher: "Let me see *looks at Ford* [blegh] Fordsie. I can't believe that little tiny Six-Fingers have sabotaged the portal. But no matter it seems that Fordsie have already taken notice on how the magic in both worlds are effecting them all and yet the 'Princess of Friendship' failed to followed the instructions"

    Discord: "Oh my three-side friend I never felt this gitty like a foal on Heartwarming eve"

    Bill Cipher: "*Chuckles* Ha and all thanks to the writers lazy attempt to come up with proper character role playing dialogue"

    Discord: "*Dresses out in a construction workers outfit* Now lets use these magical waste stain wreak some fun. Wait that didn't come out properly"

    Keyhole: "Umm excuse me boss but how exactly does this fit in with our plan?"

    Bill: "Oh Keyhole I would have just killed you for asking a really stupid question' but I can't. You'll see when the 'big day' happens"

    So what do you think so far. What's Discords and Bills evil plan? Will Mystery Shack crew help the Mane Six get back home and what's Fords secret connection between Celestia and the fourth journal that he's hiding from the cast?

    Tell me in pm and the reviews so far and please make some good recommendations and PLEASE give me some comments now or then. PLEASE I'M BEGING YOU!

    7. Pinkies party

    (Me: "I would just like to thank Marinus18, the only user that actually helped to come up with a very good strategy of character role-playing dialogue. He/she said that in some social situations I at least should make sure that they don't understand each other just to make things funnier. For an example Stan treats the Mane Six like normal ponies while Mabel treats them like civilized Equestrian ponies because… she's Mabel. I would appreciate it if all ya would at least recommend something useful advice every once and a while or so because I see so many of my stories get so many reviews but this one. So PLEASE tell what I could change. Also this plotline is based off of CupcakeTurtle4's story so I politely give credit to him/her. With that all said; back to the story")

    After a long and tiring day for the Mane Six to at least get used to their new surroundings of Gravity Falls or getting along with most of the Mystery Shack crew. Twilight and Dipper exited the secret lab and Grunkle Stan releases Rarity from her cage.

    Stan: "So how's your first at the Mystery Shack?"

    Rarity: "Absolutely ghastly. The only thing that's brilliant about it is seeing how much of an absolute scrapegrace you truly are"

    Stan: "*Confused* Wait, what! Is that supposed to be some kind of pony swear?"

    Rarity: "No, it means somepony…"

    Stan: "Confused again" Some… pony!"

    Rarity: "That enjoys taking the pleasure of a well-known Equestrian fashion designer into an unintelligent freak-show attraction"

    Stan: "Well what did ya expect me to do?! Ship you to some cheap circus where the tourist there could have flung peanuts at your Bambi plate-sized eyes for brawling out loud like baby. Which by the way; your complaining is starting to attract lawyers and random techy company people that are demanding refunds already so please lower your tone of voice"

    Rarity: "To be honest SIR… I'm claustrophobic I tell ya"

    Stan: "So what I can be claustrophobic too. In fact I once had to chew my way out of the trunk of a car, sinking into a lake before. And that's how my fear of narrow rooms began. Soo suck-it up Frenchie"

    Rarity: "'Suck-it up', what in Equestria does that possibly mean?"

    Stan: "Its SOME… poh [err] one that has to deal with ME or they'll either be sent to the zoo. Great now I'm starting to suck-in all of the annoying pony slurs you and your friends keep saying. Its even poisoning the kids minds"

    Grunkle Stan sees Mabel walking down the hall ways drinking a glass of milk in her hands. Taking a sip after sip.

    Stan: "Mabel sweetie its time for to go to bed. *Looks at his watch that one of the klutzy tourists dumps into the money jar* Wow its like time just went by so fast that I didn't even take notice that its dark already"

    Mabel: "In the name of Celestia Grunkle Stan"

    Stan: "*Growls angrily* OOHHH MY GOD. YOU PONIES AND YOUR ANNOYING GIMICKS ARE SERIOUSLY GETTING ON MY BUCKING NERVES SO FAST! Oh… brilliant, now I'm saying it"

    After Stan's unnecessary outburst, both Rarity and Mabel laughed at what Stan just said.

    Rarity: "So Mabel sweetie. Do you have anywhere that my friends and I can sleep?"

    Mabel: "Oh there's me and my brother's bedroom up top in the adduct (I can't spell wright so shut-up). Say I have something very interesting that me, my brother and I could do together"

    Rarity: "And what would that be darling?"

    Mabel: "So here's what I'm thinking…"

    As the normal routine for the twins, Mabel and Dipper got into their PJ's, showered, brushed their teeth. As soon as Dipper closes the door he turns around and see that the Mane Six caked the center of the room with random board games, make-up, Twilights book on sleepover plans, snacks and a Mabel's karakoe machine.

    The entire Mane Six and Spike: "SSSUUUPPPRRRIIIISSSEE!"

    Dipper: "Wait what? Why did you have so much junk in the middle? I just cleaned this room already"

    Pinkie Pie: "JUNK! This isn't junk, its junk for all of Pinkies slumber party material that we're going to"

    Starlight: "Its some kind of friendship lesson that my teacher Twilight and your sister Mabel requested"

    Dipper: "*To Twlight* Wait this light lavender unicorn's teacher"

    Twilight: "Yup that's right I'm teaching her about friendship and all"

    Dipper: "Umm I've been meaning to ask you; why exactly is 'friendship' so important to you ponies. I mean compared to Gravity Falls weirdness, you mostly see us all as aliens while me and Mabel maybe the only humans that sees you as sentient talking horses that are equal to humans, unlike my snarky cheating uncle; he just he's you all as... *pauses for a few moments* just colored horses"

    Fluttershy: "Oh why friendship too our world is the most important kind of magic. It's the reason on why on we saved Equestria from multiple threats. Is friendship magically important in your human world?"

    Mabel: "Oh Fluttershy it is important to humans; just not in a majestic way. To explain it in simple 'pony-to-human speak'. Basically human friends is like bacon bits in a salad bowl; it doesn't matter if the bacon is too chewy or too crispy, as long as its cooked properly"

    Starlight: "*Confused* Yeah… I think we knew that already"

    Dipper: "So I see that your going to throw a party so… I'm just going to like… exclude myself, get some football armor, a club, pillows and my sleeping bag"

    Pinkie Pie: "*Gasps like a fish out of water* WHAT! YOU DON'T WANT A PINKIE PARTY! WHAT KIND OF PARTY POOPER ARE YOU!"

    Rainbow Dash: "Yeah how come you don't want to have any parties with us. Everypony knows that Pinkie is well known for throwing the meanest party you ever been to. What's wrong buzzkill? *Scolds her hoof at Dipper* YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! *Flies around Dipper* DO YA, DO YA, DO YA BUDDY!"

    Dipper: "No, of course not. I don't have any problems with Pinkies parties. I'm just a light sleeper and I just loath having sleepover parties. That's all, nothing personal"

    Spike: "Umm Dip, I wouldn't really…"

    Dipper reaches for the door but can't seem to open the door. He pulls and struggles with trying to twist and turn the door knob, but the door still won't open.

    Dipper: "Oh come stupid door! Why won't you open already. I thought that Soos had already oiled the door whatchamacallits?"

    Mabel: "Oh yeah… while you were gone. I might have made some… plans with somepony or two"

    Dipper: "*Confused* Umm… what do you mean?"

    Mabel: "I mean that I've been plaining a sleepover party with these mares all day. The idea came to my head when Twilight Sparkle told me an amazing story of how she became a princess, in three different phases. I even told her about the time I that when I was seven I had to get my stomach pumped from all of those clovers I ate in the forest"

    Spike: "I didn't really ment hear that story"

    Dipper: "Well what does that all have to do with the door being stuck. It's like someone just super-glued it shut automatically"

    Spike: "Oh yeah, I was going to mention how Mabel told us the story on how Stan bribed some 'state troopers' as his fake name 'Sammy Pineswell' into letting him leave the kingdom she calls 'Iowa' to another kingdom called 'Nebraska' as 'Edgar Blee'. So even though I later told your uncle that everything he's done is bad and rudely monologues how this isn't Equestria and how we should at least try to break a few rules and pretend that we should forget everything we know about Equestria and 'loosen' up a bit. Also your sister used the same techniques to bribe Twilight into casting a spell that temporarily makes door impossible to open"

    Dipper: "MABEL YOU DID WHAT!"

    Mabel: "Dipper. I thought we could spend some quality time with the Mane Six and besides this could be a great way make some 'marefriends' sense well they see as alien while we don't and Grunkle Stan sees them brightly bleached colored horses while you, Ford and I don't and its all like WWWWWAAAAA"

    Twilight: "You should listen to sister. I admit that I… *Uses her magic to hold up a dollar bill that Mabel bribed her with* The Princess of Friendship am a 'by-the-book-ruler follower' when it comes to breaking the rules. But you and Mabel help us a lot at understanding humans"

    Rarity: "Yeah despite the fact how your uncle is a complete royal pain"

    Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, I'm against behaving recklessly but your sister and cheapskate uncle talked me into. So at least gives us something in return'

    AppleJack: "Now, now gals. I think your forgetting something; I represent the Element of Honesty. I can't believe the lies the Stan. That old prune needs to learn how be more honest with each and everypony"

    Dipper: "*Shakes his hands* Oh no, no, no. Trust me, with Grunkle Stan you wish that he wasn't honest with everything he does or say. *Shivers for having a bad memory about it* Don't ask how I know"

    Mabel: "So bro-bro, would you join us in some part-iaying. Your ant leaving until you do"

    Pinkie Pie: "Yeah silly. Who needs sleep when theirs ponies"

    Dipper: "*Sighs* Alright I'm in"

    Pinkie Pie: "YEAH SLUMMBER PARTY TIME *sets of her party cannon*"

    AppleJack: "So what can we start off?"

    Mabel: "How about some karaoke gals"

    Pinkie Pie: "YAAAAAAY KAROKE!

    Mabel and Pinkie turns on the karaoke machine, chooses a song and the two begins to sing.

    I've been here before a few times
    And I'm quite aware we're dying
    And your hands they shake with goodbyes
    And I'll take you back if you'd have me
    So here I am I'm trying
    So here I am are you ready

    Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
    Always
    Kiss you taste you all night
    Always

    And I'll miss your laugh your smile
    I'll admit I'm wrong if you'd tell me
    I'm so sick of fights I hate them
    Lets start this again for real

    So here I am I'm trying
    So here I am are you ready
    So here I am I'm trying
    So here I am are you ready

    Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
    Always
    Kiss you taste you all night
    Always
    Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
    Always
    Kiss you taste you all night
    Always

    I've been here before a few times
    And I'm quite aware we're dying

    Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
    Always
    Kiss you taste you all night
    Always
    Come on let me hold you touch you feel you
    Always
    Kiss you taste you all night
    Always
    Always
    Always

    (So if you don't know that song this is its: Always by Blink 182. I also don't own this BTW)

    Pinkie Pie: "Oh… my… cupcakes, you… were AMAZING!"

    Mabel: "No you were 'amazinger'"

    Pinkie Pie: "No… your AMAZINGIST"

    Dipper: "Okay we get; your all amazing singers so can we please move on to the next activity"

    Twilight: "Sure I have a book on great activities for a sleep over. *Flips through her book to find one* How about truth or dare. *To Starlight* So Starlight…"

    Starlight: "Yeah…"

    Twilight: "Sense this is your lesson on parting. You can be the first pony to pick someone to do a truth or dare"

    Starlight: "Okay I choose Dipper because he doesn't look like he's enjoying himself"

    Dipper: "What of course I am. In my mind"

    Starlight: "Truth or dare"

    Dipper: "Truth"

    Starlight: "Umm… is it true… that… you… have any disgusting habits?"

    Dipper: "Well… I chew on the end of my own pens until the ink squirts into my face. I can still taste the ink in my mouth"

    Rainbow Dash: "OH, OH, OH *raises her hoof in the air* I CALL DIBS ON GOING NEXT! I dare Pinkie to pull a prank on the on that OOOONNNNEEE green hippo guy I saw Rarity talked to"

    Mabel: "You mean Soos?"

    Rainbow Dash: "Yeah Soos. I dare Pinkie to prank Soos"

    Pinkie Pie: "YES! *Rubs her front hooves together* I just have the perfect plan. And here is what I'm thinkin…"

    Soos finishes with replacing some wires with some new ones and calls it a day. He gathers his stuff and walks out to the door.

    Soos: "*Waves his hand* So long Mr. Pines, so long Mabel and Dipper and so LONG talking ponies that I just learned there from another world. See ya dudes tomorrow or so"

    As Soos opens the lobby door to outside, he looks down to find a chocolate cupcake with hot pink frosting up top. Their also seems to be a note in front of the cupcake. Soos picks up the note, unfolds it and reads it out loud.

    Soos: "*Reads what's on the note* 'Dear Soos, so-far-so good. I made this cupcake with love just for you. P.S this is not a prank'. Well I'm starting to get hungry already so what the heck. *Eats the cupcake whole, but only to conceive that the cupcake is spicier then the seeds of a jalapeños* AAAAAAAAAAAAA *has his tongue sticking out* UHTZAH LOUK LAVIAH GUSS SPWUUDED UM MOI TWOUNE"

    Stan hears both Soos running in the hallway towards the nearest sink and Dipper, Mabel and the Mane Six while Stan is in the living trying to hear the TV.

    Stan: "Man everything here is so loud, that I can't seem the hear the San Fransico fifty oner's win already. *Grabs the remote and adjusts the volume* There much better now I can win some beats"

    Anchor Man: "Well it seems that soon as the teams start, Claudio Hyder has kicked the ball to Colton Kaepperhoff. And he makes a run for the end-zone"

    Stan: "*Gets sweaty and excited* Yes, yes. COME ON KAEPPERHOFF; GET TO THE END ZONE SO I CAN WIN MY TWEENTY DOLLARS!"

    Anchor Man: "Colton Kaepperhoff is AAAALLLLL most there and… WAIT, it seems that Denver Zebra tackler Jordi Norcross has come out of nowhere and tackles Kaepperhoff's face into the grass and BOY we did not see that coming folks"

    Stan: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAEPPPERHOFF YOUR WERE ON TO SUCH A GOOD START *brawls and pounds the floor like jackhammer*"

    Meanwhile upstairs the Mane Six hears the sounds that Soos and Stan made. They all laughed their tails off and cried from laughter.

    Rainbow Dash: "*Laughs hard* Oh… did ya hear the way Soos screamed"

    Rarity: "Oh please darling *chuckles a bit* did you hear the way Stan panicked. I would have considered that pay back for all the rubbish that he putted me through"

    AppleJack: "Now there's just one thing about this that just doesn't make any sense. What the hay is this thing humans call: 'football'?"

    Dipper: "Oh football is a ball game that involves a lot of running, kicking and tackling the opposing team so they can drop the ball"

    Fluttershy: "Oh my why would you humans do that for sport? That just sounds so mean"

    Dipper: "The logic behind that is going have to be explained for another day. When are we going to sleep soon? Its already 10:32pm"

    Pinkie Pie: "WHAT YOU CAN'T SLEEP RIGHT, NOT UNTIL WERE DONE PARTING! And that's not going to happen for another three hours"

    Dipper: "Three hours, are you serious?"

    Pinkie Pie: "Nope, I'm not serious I'm a pony. But if you want, I brought Spikes game of Ogres and Obsoletes and stuffed it under your bed for such an special occasion *pulls out a white box and hands it to Dipper*"

    Spike: "*Bewildered* Umm… Pinkie how did know that Dipper did want to party and how did you bring that here? I saw you gals pack lightly"

    Pinkie Pie: "I just do"

    With that said Pinkie drags Dipper and Spike out of the bedroom. Good thing that the spell had worn off when Pinkie opens the door.

    Pinkie Pie: "You guys can come back at anytime. Now if you would excuse us we have more parting to do *closes the door*

    Dipper: "So I see that you enjoy Ogres and Obsoletes"

    Spike: "Why absolutely. It's the game where we use our risk and imagination to fight off monsters"

    Dipper: "Yeah we have something like that here. It's called Dungeons, dungeons and more dungeons. It's kind of like Ogres and Obsoletes except you must use complicated math calculating and you had to deal with how they made the game 'cooler'. In fact, try NOT to imagen what that would look like"

    Spike: "No with that all said, its time for our quest to begin"

    With Dipper and Spike off to play there game. The Mane Six and Mabel partied and partied (although Dipper and Spike joined some activities) until it was 2:00 am and everyone decided that it was time to go to sleep already. Meanwhile in Equestria, Sweet Apple Ackers farm. An unsocial Apple Bloom looks out of her window, feeling so glum and melancholy.

    Granny Smith: "Apple Bloom I thought I told you to go to bed?"

    Apple Bloom: "Sorry Granny *turns around* I can't sleep well knowing that my big sister is gone and the signs that we posted throughout Ponyville and it still doesn't make me feel satisfied. I'm scared Granny, I've never had done that many chores for AppleJack in my entire life"

    Granny Smith: "Now, now dearie. I'm worried sick about your sister AppleJack too. I always know that feeling deep down inside when the Apple family is in the mist of the dark times. BBBUUUTTT… we recognise that many people are affected when someone goes missing, and we support both the families and friends of missing people. You'd never know how much somepony means until their gone. So missing a family member is the worst feeling in the world. Now does that make you sleep a little easier?"

    Apple Bloom: "*Depressed* Yeah, I guess"

    Granny Smith: "Good now ye get some shut-eye. I'm going to have to drag you out of school for a few days while we look for AppleJack *walks away*"

    Apple Bloom: "*Sighs heavily* I just really hope where ever AppleJack is, I just hoped that she'll…"

    Before Apple Bloom was going to finish her sentence, she looks down and with her keep senses of observation she grasps that there what-to be little men wearing crimson and bright orange hats scampering towards the left side of the house. Apple Bloom exited her room to see what it is. She walked downstairs and outside. When Apple Bloom followed where the tiny men are going; she sees them trying to steal on of the pies that is sitting out on top the kitchen window. The tiny men happen to be almost the size as the filly, they all wear corduroy pants, crimson and burnt orange coned hats and most of their beards are light grey and white. The one with the brunette beard is leading the pack into cozening the pie for themselves.

    Jeff Gnome: "Come on guys. Winters coming and if we're going to survive and adapt to this alien realm. I suggest we stock-up on some food; or otherwise I'm going have to use Carson's skin has a coat"

    Carson Gnome: "*Struggle hold the tower of gnomes that he's balancing* Hay I may be slow, but I'm not death!"

    Jeff Gnome: "Ssshhhh… talking is only going to make your skin more stretchy and warm"

    Carson Gnome: "You know nothing Jeff Gnome"

    Jeff Gnome: "*Turns around and is stunned to see Apple Bloom looking at them funny* Gahh, umm… so yeah… we're gnomes and we came from the forest of Gravity Falls. So you might be askin what the heck is going on. Let's just that the pack has fallen into what appears to be a magenta beam of light that behaves like a weak and hallow piece of earth and when we fallen in it shutted on us all. So anyways long story short could you help us find some food so we can make this place our new home?"

    Apple Bloom was freaked out with what's going on and she ran upstairs, crying for Granny Smith.

    Jeff Gnome: "Okay that was awkward and. Now all gnomes get the pie and ROLL OUT"

    All the gnomes run off with the pie as fast of they can and into the apple fields. One of then accidently dropped a slice.

    Jeff Gnome: "We may as well use Steve's skin instead"

    How exactly did those gnomes get to Equestria. What will be the future for the Mane Six when Equestria needs them and what's with the 'thing' that Jeff was talking about. Enter Princess Luna and we'll find out.

    So did it do better than the previous chapters I worked on. If so why not just spam, me with so many recommendations for the story and humour. I won't stop asking until I see a lot of them

    8. Guardian of the Night

    Princess Luna laid there in the middle of a flat and smooth valley. Sky is dark blue with the bright silvery moon above her crown. She was taking care of a white ferret and a couple ducklings. The dream that she was in ended when a shadow blocked the moonlight behind her. She turned around and was astonished to see a bazar figure as a yellow triangle with black skinny limbs, a narrow top hop, an eye larger then Luna, the lower part seems to be in a brick-like pattern with a block bow-tie in the middle of the thing.

    Bill Cipher: "Hi their Princess Moon-butt"

    Luna: "*Astonished and mutters* Wha… whats"

    Bill Cipher: "*Circles a few laps around Luna* Hhhmmm… now I just had to admit I don't mind dreaming about beautiful mares like you before, BUT… sense you're in your reformed self. You're not exactly my type. So come on Lulu Luna tell me, tell me what was it like being imprisoned on the moon for a thousand years or so? Did ya bring a toy *chuckles*?"

    Luna: "Who… who are you and how did you know my backstory?"

    Bill Cipher: "Duh… oh yeah I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Bill Cipher and I know lots of things. *He repeats his sentence with a slow-mo voice and his body projects random images like a slideshow* LOTS OF TTTHHHIIINNNGGGSS! Check this out"

    Bill laser zaps the ferret that Luna was taking care of, into a ten-story monster. The abomination that was a ferret now has hot red eyes, curved horns, dagger-like teeth and claws like meat hooks. Luna has frightened to see just how terrifying the triangle man in front of her really is as the ferret monster roared at her.

    Bill Cipher: "Now, now Fluffy show some manners. Theirs a lady present *chuckles*"

    Luna: "*Takes a few steps away from the monster ferret* YOUR INSANE!"

    Bill Cipher: "Sure I am because it's what I do best? *Finger-zaps the ferret back to its original form*"

    Luna: "What thou do you want from ye triangular beast?"

    Bill Cipher: "Oh… just a little small talk and a few errands I have to run. So like next on my shopping list is… *turns into a red monster* ALL OF EQUESTRIA'S MAGIC*turns back to normal*And I would want all for these lovey boys and girls… *slashes his hand and shows a world where the background looks bubble soap and their reveals Bills minion army of monsters with very unsettling appearances*"

    Luna: "*Speaks in the royal Canterlot voice* NO I REFUSED TO GIVE YOU ANY OF OUR MAGIC YOU UNHOLEY TRINANGLE DEMON! BEGONE AND TROUBLE THIS DREAM NO LONG!"

    Bill Cipher: "*Sarcastically monologues* Ooohhhh NNNOOOO… I'm going to lose to a shrimpy Dreamweaver… how TERRIFYING! [pfft] Right guys I mean can you believe this?!"

    Pyronica: "Oh sure Bill, like an Alicorn is going to stop us"

    Kryptos: "Well that made us wet our pants. *chuckles* NOT!"

    Luna: "I'm warning you Bill. *Speaks in the royal Canterlot voice* LEAVE NOW OR YOU WILL FACE THE CONSIQUENCES!"

    Bill Cipher: "YAWN! Please lady, you're getting hasty. Maybe I should show you one of my abilities. Should I henchmaniacs?"

    Teeth: "Totally boss, teach her not to underestimate us"

    Bill Cipher: "Sure thing teeth"

    Bill summons light blue chains that clamped onto Luna's ankles and pins her down. Luna tries to break free from Bills chains but nothing happened. With the snap of Bills fingers the landscape changed to a hellish apocalyptic Equestria where Luna was forced to watch all her royal subjects horrifying suffer from Bill's forces coming out of a portal. Luna is forced to watch her sister; Celestia fight off Bill and his monster army that cornered her.

    Luna: "NNNOOOOOO… MY ELDEST SISTER!"

    Bill Cipher: "She can't hear you silly Alicorn. This is just an artist's concept of what going to happen in a few chapters or so. It won't be long until before I give you the *disoriented voice* REAL THING AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE WILL DYE!"

    Bill and his cronies insensitively laughs so hard that they didn't noticed that Luna could free herself from the chains that Bill created with her Alicorn magic. The Alicorn shot a bolt of magic right into Bill's eyes and no one saw that coming.

    Bill Cipher: "*Cries in pain and covers his eye* AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ALICORN'S AND ALLWAYS GOING TO FOR THE EYE. THAT'S THE WORST PLACE TO GOT SHOT AT!"

    Luna: "*Suits herself with her own battle armour* I warned you dream demon to leave my dreams now you must pay"

    Bill Cipher: "*Turns into his red monster form* THAT'S IT, LETS DANCE SWEET-HEART!"

    Bill grows ten times larger then Luna and his fist grows as large as a wrecking ball.

    Bill Cipher: "IF YOU AND THE READERS HAVE NOT SEEN NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET FOUR: DREAM MASTER 1988. THIS IS A SPOILER ALEART!"

    Bill slammed his fist onto Luna. But Luna protected herself from Bill's attack with her own shielding spell.

    Bill Cipher: "I remembered that all Unicorns can shield themselves but, MMMMAAAAAANNN those are shields ridiculously impenetrable"

    Pacifier: "Well then you should have taken your own advice when you told us your plan"

    Bill Cipher: "SHUT THE HELL UP PACIFIER, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE! So where was I before I was RUDLEY interrupted?! Oh yeah…"

    Bill shot multiple bolts of energy at Luna but she swiftly takes action and dodges the laser beams that Bill shot from his eye. Luna summoned her ice spell at the dream demon. Bill managed to counter her spell with balls of fire. Bill is overwhelming Luna's ice spell with his fire attack.

    Bill Cipher: "Is it me, because it seems like its cast spell FRYday"

    With that bad pun, Bill and his henchmen army laughs wickedly as the fire surrounds Luna in a ring form. That's the part where Luna wakes up in her bedroom filled with suspense and trauma from Bills nightmare.

    Luna: "Oh my. That was only a dream. A dream where that thing seems to more powerful than anything that I encountered. It acted like that thing was realistic and seems to become reality"

    Luna beings to cover her head with her hooves as bad memories float around her head. She could remember taking over a castle, the same triangular figure shaking her hoof and being shot at with a laser gun.

    Luna: "[Augh] Why do I remember something bad? *tries to shake it out of her head but take* It feels like I have meet the triangular atrocity long ago, but whatever it is I must warn my sister; Bill is coming"

    The next morning in Celestia's throne room; Celestia was giving orders to the guards in front of her.

    Celestia: "Now we must order a search party to find Twilight Sparkle and her friends. Send a note to Princess Cadence of the Crystal Empire immediately"

    Royal Guard: "Yes your majesty"

    After the guards leave Celestia's hallway. Luna flies open with something far-reaching to yell out to her oldest sister.

    Luna: "PRINCESS CELESTIA, I HAVE A GRAVE WARNING ABOUT EQUESTRIA!"

    Celestia: "What is it my sister? Did you find the Mane Six? Don't worry you can tell me anything"

    Luna: "Wait Twilight is missing right now? I've spent the night as usual protecting the dreams of our royal subjects and yet I have not encountered the Mane Six's dreams to so why"

    Celestia: "Well sister I told Twilight that I'll meet her. But when I went to knock on her castle door she didn't answer. So, I went in to see what's she's doing. But she wasn't there; there wasn't even a clue to Twilight went. So I got a bit nervous and then I heard reports of how her friends family told me that they disappeared too. So I ordered a search party to find the Mane Six. Is there something else my sister that's troubling you?"

    Luna: "Oh yes… yes indeed. In my dreams, I have encountered a being of immense power. The power that I've never have seen before in all Equestria. The thing calls himself 'Bill Cipher' and he has the potential to rule over our world with shrill chaos. I tried to fight him but he was to strong"

    Celestia: "I sense some magical disturbances in Equestria to. It is that of an old threat that I hoped that would never return has come back to bestow his own line of chaos on our world, and not even the fun kind. Although, I may know a certain someone that can help us with ridding this demon. I did not like how this traveller brought this demon to our world but I will give him a second chance"

    Luna: "Who? Who in the name of Equestria can help us with these problems on our hooves?"

    Celestia: "Let's just say that a traveller came a human dimension, a different one with magic just like Equestria. If he's back at his home world, then Twilight must be there too"

    With that said Celestia summons a rectangular object caked in dust with her Alicorn magic. Celestia blows off layer after layers of dust. There reveals a journal with a golden shiny six-fingered hand plaque with the number five written in ink.

    Celestia: "This journal has all of the information about the 'Human Traveller' that came to Equestria long ago. This journal is all of what he left behind, most it so dangerous that I had to bury it DEEP where no pony could find it. Not even Discord. *Uses her magic to flip through the pages* I know of a spell that can send transfer you into the dreams of the inhabitants of the 'Travellers' home world"

    Luna: "Who's exactly is this Traveller thou you speak of? And how did you know all of this?"

    Celestia: "There's no time to explain my youngling. We must focus on what's really important for all of Equestria"

    Before the Alicorn sisters can go on their quest, there's a few things that they need to take care of. There gave Discord a few tasks on what he needs to do when there gone.

    Celestia: "… And NNNOOOOOOO parties in Twilights castle until she gets back"

    Discord: "*Wears a cyan Hawaiian flower vest, sunglasses, straw hat and a necklace made from purple flowers. He lies back on a folding chair* Oh sure… you want MMMEEEEEE to town-sit Ponyville and yet you still don't want me to spread some fun, do you? Man, you gal's know how crash on my parade do you?"

    Luna: "Discord there's more important things to be concerned about. What really matters is that we trust you to take of things that more serious than you think"

    Discord: "Why of CCCOOOUUURRRSSSEEE… you can trust me *Dresses up in a Vietnam War soldiers uniform and clandestinely crosses his fingers behind his back*. Why I: Discord the spirit of chaos has been very reformed. Reformed enough to protect Ponyville by the same Alicorn that turned ME into stone. I still punch the crap out pigeons to this today"

    Celestia: "*Takes notice that Discord is hiding something behind his back* Umm… Discord what are you hiding from us?"

    Discord: "Oh why… I'm just trying a knot with my extra hand *grows an extra third hand out of his chest and reveals his right hand has a knot tied on his pinkie finger*. Now you Alicorn sisters go on your little treasure hunt to find my Fluttershy and I'll take care over everything. *Jolly monotone* BECAUSE YOU CAN COUNT ON MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!"

    As soon as the two Alicorns leave the castle, Discord approaches a nearby book. There he opens and flips through the pages until there's a picture of Bill.

    Discord: "Okay Bill you can come out now"

    Bill as the picture in the book, sprouted out of the page that he was hiding in.

    Bill Cipher: "*Stretches his limbs* God that book you called 'hiding spot' is cramped as all heck. You should have like hide me in a closet or something. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Although it was impressive that you teleported into the real world. But its still not enough to cause Weirdmageddon in both dimensions"

    Discord: "Well doi, that's why you're here. To help me find a way make sure the Mane Six doesn't use the Elements of Harmony on us"

    Bill Cipher: "Yeah so let's get to work"

    Meanwhile back at the Canterlot castle. In the center of the throne room, Celestia holds the fifth journal in front of her face while Luna in the center gets prepared for the spell that Celestia is about to cast on Luna. Both the Alicorn sister have a few apprehensions about their plans.

    Luna: "Are you sure that the spell will help me find the Traveller that you speak of?"

    Celestia: "Trust me it will I've know that because I've studied some spells with the Traveller long ago, for now we have to stay on task. Concentrate my sister"

    Luna gets ready to use her magic to enter the dreamscape while at the same time, Celestia reads out one of the spells in the journal on Luna.

    Omne quod mundum nostrum intramus in somnis. Intra mundum iam differt a nostro aliena somnia. A Dreamscape quod plus habet de rebus discere. Cristopher Nolan primordiis est overatus

    With the spell words spoken out, a white aroura surrounds Luna. Luna closes her eyes as the bright lights cover her horn. Celestia also looks away from the bright aroura before light could blind her. As Celestia opens her eyes, Luna disappeared leaving only a circle of ash on the floor.

    Celestia: "*Cries in agony* Luna… LUNA… LLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!"

    In the Mystery Shack attic after a whole night of loud parting the whole gang has made a tremendous mess. Most of them seem to be sleeping on the floor while Spike and Dipper sleeps on a battle map. The ponies sleep everywhere while Mabel sleeps comfortably in her own bed. In dreams she dreams of being dancing weirdly on a multicolored disco floor, with cute forest animals in the middle of a forest opening.

    Mabel: "*Dances weirdly* That's right gals just keep shaken that rumps of yours"

    Talking Rabbit: "Yeah just keep shaking it"

    ?: "You wouldn't mind if I take this dance do you *chuckles a bit*?"

    Mabel: "*Stops dancing* Wait who said that? Is it you Bernie the bear that I already know is spiking the punch bowl?"

    Talking Bear (Bernie): "*Hides something behind his back* Umm… I have no idea on what you're saying!"

    Everybody stops parting as Mabel froze to see a tall winged unicorn shaped creature, hiding in the shadow of the woods. The creature standing in the woods has its large eyes and crescent logo on its chest glows white. The creatures florescent blue wavy mane seems to also glow dimly. The shadowy creature being to walk closer to Mabel, once it stepped onto the dance floor. The light reveals the creature to be another Alicorn. The Alicorn has dark blue fur, black splotches with a crescent logo on its flanks. The Alicorn is wearing a crown on the top of its mane, wears what looks like metallic shoes on its hooves and necklace around its waist with a crescent on it.

    Luna: "Now… now my child do not be afraid, I am sincerity a Dreamweaver here to give you a very important message on something very tragic that's going to happen in our worlds"

    Mabel: "Ooh my goodness gracious. ANOTHER TALKING ALICORN *Hops onto Luna's chest and hugs her as stably as she can*! Mmmpphh soft and cuddly. Who are you and why do you look like Twilight?"

    Luna: "Allow me to introduce myself *Uses her magic to get Mabel off of her*. I am Princess Luna. I am the co-ruler of Equestria, ruler of the night and the guardian of dreams. I co-rule with my eldest sister Celestia. In my world, I control the moon and she controls the sun. It seems that you have mentioned Princess Twilight Sparkle before. Where is she? Is she alright?"

    Mabel: "Well yeah. Her friends have claimed to come from the place you came from. We just had this huge 'gang-bang' and all with my brother Dipper and Pinkie and I couldn't stop parting for a second. Except for Dipper he hates parties"

    Luna: "Thank-you very much for letting me know that Twilight and her friends are safe. But I'm here to tell you something big and I don't have a lot of time"

    Mabel: "*Sits down on the nearest chair* Okay I'm listening"

    Luna: "Good. Do you know who this Bill Cipher monstrosity is *her horn projects Bill's appearance in neon blue sketches like a neon street sign*?"

    Mabel: "Yeah I know him. He's the three-sided jerk that turned my brother into a sock puppet and ruined my play"

    Luna: "I see. It turns out that Bill is also targeting my world. We don't how or when he'll strike, but my sister has claimed that Twilight must have ended up into this world and I have been sent to locate her. She also claims that a spell left behind by a 'traveler' from your world would help save us all from this demon"

    Mabel: "A traveler, what traveler? Did he or she bring any oversized baggage or left it at home?"

    Luna: "Yes he has left a spell book that my sister used to get me here. But it is also giving me a short amount of time to project myself in your dreams. I seem to be running out time now. The point is, Equestria needs you to help the Mane Six get back our home and rid the demon. We're all counting on you. Can you do my human child"

    Mabel: "Scrumdiddly-umptious YEAH Princess Luna"

    Luna: "Good, were all relaying on you to help us. Be good okay"

    After Luna finishes her sentence she spreads her wings, flying into the dark mist and out of Mabel's dream. Luna wakes up and finds herself in a dark and eerie forest instead of her bedchambers.

    Luna: "Wha… where am I *gets off of the ground*. Is this the Everfree forest?

    None of the questions Luna asked really helped. What she needs worry about the most is how will she get back home? She starts finding her way back home by walking down a nearby road. Luna finally reached a road that led her to a small remote town. Luna realizes that the town isn't like Ponyville because of how filthy and even somewhat abandoned it looked, unlike Ponyville's clean streets. Luna's sight-seeing of this uncouth town was interrupted when bright lights flashed behind her back. Luna turns around to see a car right in front of her. In a few-seconds the doors opened and out can taller humans, like the ones Luna contacted with Mabel. One on the left is an overweight black man with a grey mustache, wearing shades, and an officer uniform with a 'forest troop' type. The one on the right was a tall funny-looking thin man with big ears, eyes and teeth like a rabbit. He is also wearing the same uniform and his facial features looked wearisome. The black man looked at Luna so astonished.

    Sheriff Blubs: "Well, well, well. Isn't the FFFIIINNNEEE unicorn that escaped from the zoo. A little bird told us that there's a nice old five thousand prize money, just waiting to come to lil'Durland and I"

    Deputy Durland: "Yeah. Blubs and I are going to buy some ice cream, some slippers made from the heads of dead baby seals or maybe a larger yacht"

    Sheriff Blubs: "Anything for you baby boy"

    Luna: "*Puts her hoof onto her chin* A zoo? Tell me humans, what exactly is this zoo thou you speak of"

    Blubs and Durland: "*Screams to the top of there lungs* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! T-T-T-T-T… TALKING UUUUNNNNNIIIIIIICCCCCCOOOOOORRRRNNNNNN!"

    Luna: "No… please wait. You don't need to fear me humans…"

    Deputy Durland: "QUICK, TRANQUALIZE IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS BLUBS!"

    Before Luna could use the traditional Canterlot voice. Blubs quickly pulled out a tranquilizing dart gun out of his back pocket and shot a dart at Lunas chest. Knocking out the Guardian of the Night out cold and unharmed.

    Sheriff Blubs: "Yeah that will teach YA to respect MY authorities. *Examines Luna's body and is impressed even more*. My goodness graves, it seems that we captured ourselves a talking winged unicorn"

    Deputy Durland: "Just like the ones you tell me in your stories"

    Sheriff Blubs: "Why speaking of which. When we turn this unicorn creature in, do you think that they'll double our prize money?"

    Deputy Durland: "If so you know what that means?"

    Deputy Durland and Shefiff Blubs: "A VERY EXPENSIVE TRIP TO GALACTIC STUDIOS LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA!"

    With that all said Blubs and Durland tried used all of their strength to pick up the Alicorn princess. They used there might to stuff Luna into their back set despite how much she weights. When they finish they got back into their sets and drove off into town.

    So what do think of the story and chapter so far? Tell me in the reviews and comments. Also you can spam we with so many recommendations PLEASE. Humor, plotlines, relationships or heck even a song. PLEASE JUST TELL ME HOW TO GET SOME RECOMMENDATIONS PPPPLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEE! I'm running out of good ideas more then I could breathe out of my lungs. I'll even credit all of those who do and put their names up top.

    Also sorry that I haven't been posting any chapters, things get pretty hectic recently.

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