Equestria's New Comedian
Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Confessions
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These are my confessions, just when i thought I'd said all I could say... Anyone remember that song?
After a long afternoon of pranks with Discord I settled in back at the Sugarcube Corner. God that was fun, I don't recall the last time I'd have that much fun. I retired to the couch in the common area in the loft Pinkie and I shared.
"Okay, just because Discord said it was a good idea doesn't mean I should do it immediately... Right?" I thought. That's right Gareth, don't bring it up now, wait for her to make the first move! "Thanks voice in my head, always could count on you!" I decided that was the right thing to do. Whether it took 6 months or 6 minutes, I wasn't making the first move. God I'm smart.
"Room for one more on that couch?" A voice said. It was Pinkie. Oh boy, here come the awkward sweats.
"Of course!" I grinned awkwardly... Oh boy.
You ever have an awkward pause so long you can figure out what tempo your heart is beating at? Yeah, this was one of those times. I decided to try to break the silence.
"So, how about politics?"
"What?"
"Nevermind... How was your day?"
"Pretty good!" She said. "Had a morning at the spa, had a really fun chat with my friends, made a delivery to Octavia, then had a really nice walk with Applejack!" She said smiling.
"Oh, you saw Octavia huh?" I said blushing, remembering the prank we pulled.
"Yeah! Wow!" She started laughing. "She was not happy with you!" She laughed more.
I chuckled slightly. "That just means the prank was good." I grinned, I was starting to relax. "So you said you went out on a walk."
"Yeah! With Applejack! We had a really good talk." She was still smiling, and looking at me with those beautiful crystal blue pools for eyes. And that's the best I get with poetic sweet talk.
"About what?" I asked. Silence. She got real red in the face, she looked like a tomato with a face.
"Wouldn't you like to know!" That was followed by loud hysterical laughter. It was cute, it an odd way. But frankly considering how I found anything cute about who I like maybe it wasn't, but it was cute to me.
"If you don't wanna tell that's okay." I said.
"Yeaaaaahhh, lets talk about something else, how was your day?" She asked.
"Well, thanks to Discord I got that bar cleaned up in no time! Hoping to start up a little business soon, since I had a free afternoon Discord and I had a little fun with some pranks." I said, starting to chuckle remembering all the pranks we pulled.
"Fun! Of course I kind of already knew about the pranks." She said.
"Oh?"
"Yeah! Octavia wanted to take her bow and... Well she never finished that part but I doubt it was pleasant." She started laughing about the prank too.
"Hehe, Yeah.. Funny stuff." I said.
"So, You gonna tell her?" I heard a voice. it was an angel on my shoulder.
"I dunno. Waiting seems like a good idea." I turned to see a shoulder devil. Dammit, this should be interesting.
"Come off it." The angel said.
"You."
"No you."
"No! You!"
"You infinity." The devil smirked. "Listen up big guy, I've got three good reasons why you gotta leave this be. Number one, look at that guy." He motioned to the angel. "He's got that sissy stringy music thing."
"We've been through this, it's a harp, and you know it." The angel said in an irritated voice.
"Right, that's a harp, and that's a dress." The angel sneered. "Reason number two, look what I can do." The devil leaped down and did a hoofstand.
"But.. What does that have to do with any-" I started,
"No no, he's got a point." The angel said.
"Who are you talking to?" Pinkie asked, and suddenly they disappeared.
"Umm, No one." I said awkwardly. I gulpped, I realized what I had to do.
"Um... Pinkie..." I started awkwardly.
"Yeah?"
Me: I really wanna stop but I just got a taste for it
I feel like I could fly like a colt on the moon
So Pinkie take my hoof cause I just got to tell you this
I feel like I could die if I don't tell you soon.
Oh yeah
Late night staring at the ceiling
Thinkin' 'bout just what I'm feeling
It's way to soon I know this isn't love
But I need to tell you something.
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
Oh, did I say too much
I'm out of my head
really losing touch
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
Pinkie stared. "Oh Chuckie... Where do I begin?"
Pinkie: It's like everything you've said is a sweet revalation
All I wanna do get into your head
Just you and me together in this sweet relation
Holding to your hooves holding on like a thread, Oh yeah
Late night staring at the ceiling
Thinkin' bout just what I'm feeling.
It's still too soon, who knows? This could be love
But I need to tell you something.
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
Oh, did I say too much
I'm out of my head
really losing touch
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
Me: Who gave you eyes like that, Said you could keep them?
I don't know how to act, or if I should be leavin'
Pinkie: I'm running out of time
going out of my mind...
Me: I need to tell you something
Pinkie: I need to tell you something
Pinkie and I: I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
Oh, did I say too much
I'm out of my head
really losing touch
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
I really really really really really really like you
and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
As the song ended, we looked into eachothers eyes and closed them, and that's when we kissed.
"Goodnight Chuckie." She said.
"Sweet dreams." I said.
In the comfort of my room, I was about the happiest I'd ever been, I couldn't believe I did that! Everything was coming up Gareth for me.
"You did it Murphy. You did it." I said to myself falling asleep.
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