The Canterlot Fair

In a really nice/fancy house in Canterlot there lived two high-class ponies. A particualt day started out when the male pony walked outside for a moment.

"Ah, what a nice day to be out," he said, "Don't you think so, Upper Crust?" "I sure do," agreed the female pony. "So," said Jet Set, "What shall we do today?" "Well, we could go to the Canterlot fair today," suggested Upper Crust.

"Hmm," thought Jet Set, "It does seem like a brilliant idea, Upper Crust." "I know so," said Upper Crust. "All right then," said Jet Set, "Let's be off!"

In less than an hour the two married rich ponies walked to where they usually go to a fair.

A large house in Canterlot, but today, it is closed. "Well this is odd," said Upper Crust. "Usually, it's here," said Jet Set. Just then, a janitor pony walked up to them. "Sorry," he said to Jet Set and Upper Crust, "The Mane large house is closed today. They got maggots problems."

"Ugh!" scoffed Upper Crust, "Inferior!" "Ok, I agree with you on that," the janitor pony said to Upper Crust. "So what about the Canterlot fair?" asked Jet Set.

"Since it's not being held here today," the janitor said, "It's being held in the lower fields near Canterlot." "Ok," said Jet Set, "Thanks for telling us."

The two ponies decided to walk to the said fields near Canterlot. "Well, this is a literally natural, fair," said Upper Crust. "Eh, yes it is," agreed Jet Set. The couple were used to going to a fair inside a fancy house, not an outdoor field.

"So, what now?" asked Upper Crust. "Well, we look around, my dear," answered Jet Set. So they did. But they had a not so much of a good time like they normally have because of the different setting.

They avoided really dirty parts of the fair field. "What were they thinking?" thought Upper Crust. For about an hour, the two ponies walked around.

They tried to enjoy the fair, but it wasn't easy for them. "Are you having a good time, honey?" Jet set asked Upper Crust. "I'm trying," answered Upper Crust, "But' it's not easy in this field." "I know," agreed Jet Set, "Why have a Canterlot fair here?"

Then it happened for them. "Watch out!" a pony shouted. "What?!" both Jet Set and Upper Crust said at once. Too late; a pony, pulling a carriage, rushed by the two.

The wheels of the carriage ran into a mud puddle and it splashed mud all over Jet Set and Upper Crust. Everypony gasped at what happened to the two. Both Jet Set and Upper Crust stared at each other. Then they began to laugh. "You're covered in mud!" laughed Upper Crust.

"So are you!" laughed Jet Set, "This is embarrassing for us!" "I know!" laughed Upper Crust, "But it doesn't matter now! We were fools! What have we been doing?"

"I know!" laughed Jet Set, "Trying to avoid dirty places and now it failed! Well, who cares now? Let's have a darn good time at the Canterlot fair!"

"Right there with you, my love!" agreed Upper Crust. So that's what the two ponies did. They did enjoy the fair like they've always had. But this time, it is really different. They laughed a lot as well, mostly at each other.

By the end of the day, the two ponies returned to the main town of Canterlot, still filthy. "That's the best fun I've had in years!" said Upper Crust. "I'm right there with you," agreed Jet Set. "We've almost missed it," said Upper Crust, feeling ashamed.

"Next time, we will have a better time," said Jet Set, "Won't we?" His wife agreed. "Look at those two ponies," scoffed Fancy Pants. "Yes, what a disgrace," replied Fleur Dis Lee.

The two unicorn ponies proudly walked further away from the two. "Maybe we should take a shower," suggested Jet Set. "Ok, that's fine," agreed Upper Crust. The two ponies returned home and took showers. When Princess Luna raised the moon, they both fell asleep.