Chapter 2 - Not all couples are meant to be.

Her perfect mainstyle was now ruin. She looks at her husband that sit in front of her in a carriage. He has intimidate look on his face, and Twilight was shaking in a corner.

- Great! You just make a fool out of me on my own wedding! - the shadows around his eyes was even bigger as he raise his voice.

Carriage start to move, and two pegasis float in the air whit royal couple.

Twilight narrow her eyes and look at Sombra. She could not bear this anymore.

- I make a fool of you!? You put a tongue in my mouth without my permission AND throw me to this carriage like a sack of potatoes!

She take out her new crown and throw her wedding Vail in Sombra. She take deep breath and make angry horse sound out of her nostrils.

- Oh, shut up. Im your husband now, and I decide when and how I kiss you. Get use to it.

- "Get use to it"?! You assault me on the alter!

- You better pray that I will touch you again after what you done. I can always grab other mares. You are not even so attractive. If not that stupid pact I would never lay my eye on you.

- Go for it, and deal is over. I get a feeling already that our marriage would be so wonderful! You like act like you read a book "How to be an asshole" and decide to make it your personal Bible! Since we both stuck in this deal can't you be nicer?

- Actually? Why not?

Sombra nonchalantly sit next to his wife and throw hoof around her. He take a glass of champagne that was prepare for them in mini bar and smile.

She calm down a bit and said:

- You know, not all arranged marriage have to be a fiasco. I read a book, about price and princess from tribe era times, that were very happy. They work together and thanks to them their kingdom was rich and pros...

- You are such a bookworm, honey. I have no idea why mares even need to have higher education then primary school. After all, we all know that mares are too stupid to have jobs, and should stay at home and take care of foals. And since you are my wife you should think about more important things, like how we gonna name our first foal.

Twilight was speechless. She was all red from anger, and she blink with disbelief.

- I WANT A DIVORCE!

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Two pegasis from royal guard that were caring their carriage heard a sound off punch and something that sound like crying for help of dying pig. They look at each other all tired.

- For how long exactly we have to listen to those two idiots?

- Its not so bad, we will be in Ponyville in hour.

- Hour!? They pay us way too little!

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After an hour of screaming and sounds of broken glasses, they finally arrive to Ponyville. Twilight quickly get out and whip her husband cheek with her tail.

Sombra look at two guards that giggle a little

- You two have saw nothing, is that clear!?

- Yes, sir! - They salute, yet burst a big laugh when he left.

Twilight take off her gold horseshoes and go to the bedroom. Sombra saw that and gallop after her.

- What do you think you doing? - She ask when he stand in the door.

- Why? Its our first night.

- Yeah, about that... I have guest room, so you sleep there tonight.

- But... - He try to protest

- Oh, and if you want to work on our first foal, Im sorry. Im too stupid, so I still believe that storks deliver baby's. I guess that means we have to wait until the end of winter-wrap up.

Twilight smile and give him a blanket, shutting door in his face.