Chapter one: What The What?!

*Close up of the Red Riding Hood book with dramatic music playing*

Dr. Whooves: Red Riding Hood- You probably know the story. But there's more to every tale than meets the eye. It's just like they always say you can't judge a book by its cover.

*the book flips open to reveal a forest and camera goes through it*

Dr. Whooves: If you want to know the truth you've gotta flip through the pages.

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Applebloom enters Granny Smith's house

Applebloom: Granny, it's me, Red. Is everything ok?

Discord speaking in a somewhat girly voice: Oh, yeah sure thing. Come on in.

camera moves to look at him in a grandma costume

Applebloom: What? Who are you?

Discord: I'm your grandma.

Applebloom in a sarcastic tone: Your face looks really weird Granny.

Discord: I've been sick, uh...

Applebloom: Your mouth doesn't move when you talk.

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Discord: Plastic surgery. Grandma's had a little work done. Now, come on over here. Let's have a look at ya!

Applebloom: So, what's goin on, Grandma?

Discord: Oh a little of this and that, doing a lot of quilting. So, you got the loot?

Applebloom: Whoa! What big hands you have.

Discord: Oh! All the better to scratch my back with!

Applebloom: And what big ears you have!

Discord: All the better to hear your many criticisms! Old people just have big ears dear.

Applebloom: And Granny, what big eyes you have!

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Discord: Are we just sit around here and talk about how big I'm gettin?! You came here for a reason didn't ya?! So tell old Granny what you got in the basket!

Applebloom: Ohh! Granny what bad breath you have!

Discord speaking in his normal voice: Alright!

Applebloom: Aaaah! You again?! What do I have ta do, get a restraining order?!

Discord: Settle down little girl, I'm on to you!

Applebloom:Hiyaa!

she goes into a karate stance.

Discord: Save it, Red Fu! You've been dodgin me all day, but now you might as well give up.

He picks up a fire poker.

Applebloom tries to get to the door, but Discord blocks her.

Applebloom: You crazy wolf! What have you done with Granny?

Discord: I'm taking Granny down and you're next!

Granny Smith jumps out of the closet tied up.

Granny: Mmmmph!

Applebloom: Granny!

Discord: It's you! But I ju-

Bulk Biceps comes crashing through the window with an axe.

Bulk:aaaaah!

Applebloom: Aaaah!

Discord: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!