Celestia knew what she had to do.

"Sister...," Luna pleaded, "... please, consider what this will do to the world if you continue! Is it really worth it?"

Snow wisped around the two princesses as Celestia sighed. "I am sorry, but I must. I trust you can care for Equestria in my absence."

Luna, knowing there was no changing her mind, merely hugged the elder sister. "When will you return?"

"I don't know."

"I thought you... foresaw this! In your dreams, what are you not telling!"

Celestia smiled, "Oh, little sister, I figured you already spied on my dreams and knew, you of ALL ponies."

Luna pranced back, appalled. "I would never!"

Celestia let out a hardy laugh. "Oh yes. I know, I was just joking."

Luna cringed, yet still nervously smiled, not wanting to piss off Celestia. "Oh you and your humor."

"I must go now."

Meanwhile, in Forks ,Washington:

Bella had decided to have a nice rainy day out with the Cullens to see a Movie in the downtown area. Alice, who had been running late, skipped over nonchalantly. "So," she said," Bella, are you excited to see this new Jurassic Park movie?"

"I don't know. What do you see?"

Alice paused," well, I think you will be disappointed until the end."

"I see." Edward said.

"Wait!" Alice shouted, pointing at the sky, " someone is changing the future!"

Just then, a large white ball if light blasted in the sky, momentarily erupting the clouds with pink, magenta, purple and blue flaming rainbows.

"Residence of this dimension, hear my plea! Your choices in this world will greatly effect others, causing mass destruction and chaos! It is a crime against the natural order and must be stopped."

"She must be talking about our relationship Edward... Edward?"

Bella looked around, not knowing that the transfixed vampire already was watching the movie.

"What is that... thing?" Rosalie stated.

"I am Princess Celestia of Equestria, I have been warned of a travesty by the cosmos and have come to fulfill my destiny. Now, where is the vampire Edward Cullen? I must give him a vasectomy to save the multiverse." Celestia said casually.

Rosalie leapt forward and attempted to drill into the alicorn. "We will never give you Edward, monster!"

She was immediately blasted with a magical laser into a garbage can. "Now, now, no need to resort to violence..."

"Quiet, horse woman!" Elliott shouted, retrieving Rosalie and throwing the industrial garbage bin at her.

Celestia caught it mid air, glaring. "Well now. If you children are only going to treat me with violence, then it shall be violence you receive..." the bin exploded in colorful sparks of fire."

Alice leapt in front of Bella. "Stop! Castrate Edward, kill me if you want, just don't hurt Bella!"

Bella almost smiled. "I love you, Alice!"

"Enough! You still have pissed off the wrong princess! I am the princess of the sun, and I know even in the rays of twilight, Vampires..." Celestia was caught off guard as she cleared the clouds and looked to the Cullens. "... Sparkle?!"

Frustrated, Celestia decided to return to Equestria and just allow what happened to be done. However, she arrived at a... different, unfamiliar time, the first words she blurted being, " Twilight... Sparkle..."

"Twilight Sparkle! Said the white and lavender mare holding a newborn foal. "What a wonderful name."

"No! Screamed Celestia as she was sent forward in time to what she was aiming for. She would never see her faithful student the same way again.