Hello everyone, Gold here, with the second episode of The GG Connection! I'm so glad you enjoyed the last episode, and I had so much fun writing it! Now, let's do it again! But slow down there, gotta look at some juicy reviews.

Captain: First reviewer, right on schedule lol. The interaction between everyone is the most important part to me when it comes to this story. It's pretty nice when you have real life examples of the characters, for example, Angel and Glimpse. You gotta sniff the marble, you gotta lick the marble, you gotta be the marble! Spongebob reference lol. I didn't even realize it was 13, what a coincidence lol. Thanks for the review, Captain of the Tiddies!

Aura: Hey Aura! In all honestly, I knew Gold could tell, I just kinda cast it off to the side since I wanted the group to have to keep going out and coming back to check if it was real or not. I'm so happy you found it funny! Well, she sang it because she was the girl on fire lol. Rushing his base would kinda be useless since he just kept coming back lol. Thanks for reviewing, Aura!

Icy: GAH! LONG REVIEW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! You already know how I feel about the whole thing between those three :P I'd be scared of Glimpse too, that reco- I mean, hedgehog would kill me for what I write about him lol. MEATBALL, MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI ON THE MEAT, RAVIOLI RAVIOLI, GREAT BARRIER REEF. Ah Gold, so eager to help, but doesn't know how to. Whenever he does, seven times out of ten, he done goofs lol. Don't worry, I agree about Glimpse :P SO MANY GARDENING TOOLS. Hehe, funny you mention Donald Trump...hehehe. I don't really think it's completely useless, it just felt like something Angel (which in turn, you as well) would argue with Twilight about. And I was right lol. Evil eggs and evil ham, part of a nutritional evil breakfast. I'm so glad you caught that Tails being punched in the face thing (other reviewers, go read Icy's story to find out what she means). Tails is always the MVP. Those scenes that you are talking about are gonna be the best goddamn scenes I write ever lol. I'm so excited for them. Thanks for the awesome reviews as always, Icy! (P.S. I agree, Glimpse is a hoe :P)

Glimpse: Oh, whoops, did I say that last line of Icy's review out loud? Sorry XD Don't you worry, you will get to beat up a lot of things. I WILL NEVER! I WILL FORCE YOU MUHAHAHAHAHA. Oh naïve little Glimpse, you have no idea what is gonna happen in the future, do you? I think I'll keep it that way :P I hope you enjoy anticipating the secret for a while, haha. THANKS!

Let's roll right into it!

Disclaimer: Gold, the Eon, and the plot are owned by me. Angel is owned by IcyAngels, and Glimpse is by Glimpse the Hedgehog. Everything else is owned by their respective owners.

The GG Connection

Episode Two: Let's Build a Wall

It was a normal morning for the world of Mobius. Every morning was normal actually, who would want to attack in the morning? Anyways, the Unknown's mansion was silent as everyone in the house liked to sleep in. Nobody really dared to wake up and start waking up people, especially with people like Angel in the house. Each of them slept in their own rooms that were upstairs, except for Unknown of course. He was sleeping on the couch in the living room, a video game controller on his face. The large television displayed a video game. There was a pink ball fighting a man with the powerful punch made out of a certain bird. It was about ten in the morning, but the moment it turned one minute after ten, Unknown's eyes shot open.

"WE ARE LATE!" Unknown screamed. He kicked the blankets off of himself, and threw the controller out the window. He heard the sound of a feral cat outside but ignored it. Unknown zipped to the kitchen and at a lightning pace poured Raisin Bran into five bowls. Then he took a gallon of milk from the fridge and slammed it on the counter, getting milk everywhere. "Darn it, I meant to put that into the bowls," he said.

Unknown then ran into one of his many rooms and brought back a cow from the room. Right there and then, he milked the cow into the bowls. After doing that, it got mad at him and kicked him across the kitchen and into the living room. "Bessie, that was not very nice," Unknown told the cow. She gave a very loud moo before charging at Unknown. Unknown dodged her and she also flew out of the window. And by flew, it actually grew wings and flew out the window. "Huh, I guess that must have been red bull," Unknown said.

Upstairs, the sound of a gallon of milk hitting the counter was enough to wake Glimpse up. The hedgehog gave a groan before turning in his bed, now laying on his side. Glimpse then heard the distinct sound of a cow mooing and sat up in his bed. Just as suddenly, Unknown slammed the door of his room open with a megaphone in his hand. "OH GOOD, YOU ARE ALREADY AWAKE!" Unknown yelled. "HURRY UP, THERE'S BREAKFAST DOWNSTAIRS!" Unknown then ran out of his room to head to the room next to his, which was Gold's room.

The fox was sleeping face down in his pillow, sleeping peacefully, but not for long. Unknown brought out a large air-horn and started to spam the button, MLG style. The fox gave loud groan; it could have been classified as a roar. Waking up Gold that early was not a good idea. But Unknown is Unknown, he does what he wants. Moving on, he went across the hall since that side of the hall is where the girls slept. Instead of barging open the door, he opened the door to Angel's room delicately. If there was one person that Unknown wouldn't want to have mad at him, it would be Angel. However, he couldn't wake her up because she was already awake. "Oh, you are already up," Unknown noted.

"Yeah, I figured you would wake us up early. So instead of waiting for you to wake me up violently, I woke myself up," she said.

"Oh. Well, breakfast is in the kitchen. Just watch out for flying cows," Unknown warned before moving onto Twilight's room. Luckily for Unknown, he knew exactly how to wake her up. "TWILIGHT, TAILS IS DOWNSTAIRS EATING CEREAL!" Unknown shouted into her room. Twilight's eyes instantly were open.

"He is?" Twilight exclaimed, instantly losing any drowsiness she might have had. She instantly teleported downstairs into the kitchen, but the fox he saw was not the one she wanted to see.

"Good morning, Twilight," Gold said groggily.

"Ugh, Unknown said Tails was down here," Twilight groaned, grudgingly picking up her spoon with her magic.

"Well, good morning to you too," Gold muttered to himself, angrily picking up his spoon and getting a mouthful of cereal and eating it. Gold then saw Glimpse walking down the stairs and nodded his head at him. "Morning, Glimpse."

"Good morning. You know why Unknown wanted us up this early?" Glimpse asked while walking into the kitchen. Gold just gave a shrug to the hedgehog. "Good morning, Twilight," Glimpse greeted the alicorn simply.

"Morning, Glimpse," she replied.

"I'm guessing Angel is upstairs taking twenty years to get ready," Glimpse said.

"I literally just run a brush through my hair and then I'm done," Angel replied, walking into the kitchen.

"That twenty years went fast," Gold said to Glimpse.

"I was just assuming you would take a long time to get ready like most girls do," Glimpse said to Angel.

"Nope, that's not me," she responded.

"That would be me," Twilight said after taking a bite of cereal.

"GOOD MORNING, ALL!" Unknown said out of nowhere, surprising all four of them.

"How did he manage to surprise us all, we know he lives here," Glimpse wondered aloud.

"No one expects the yelling of Unknown," Unknown said in a matter-of-fact tone. "Anyways, I bet you all are wondering why I woke you up this early."

"It better be good," Gold muttered, still pretty tired.

"It is, my dear fox friend! There's another Eon Shard to be had! Interestingly enough, it's in the same city as the last one," Unknown noted.

"Don't tell me I have to go and punch an egg again," Angel groaned.

"Not this time. Maybe another time, but anyways. This particular Shard is interesting because someone actually owns it. That person is actually an alien, well, an alien to us. To them, they know him very well," Unknown said, pointing at the readers.

"Who are you pointing-" Twilight was about to ask.

"Don't ask," Glimpse interrupted her.

"Well, who is this guy so we can go steal it from him?" Angel said.

"Why do you instantly assume you have to steal it?" Unknown asked. Angel just stared at the hedgehog with a deadpanned expression for a bit.

"We have to steal it, don't we?" she asked.

"Yeah...anyways, you will be stealing from...the one and only...wait for it..." Unknown said, adding pauses for dramatic effect.

"Just say it already!" Glimpse blurted out.

"DONALD TRUMP!" Unknown announced. Upon saying his name, any forest creatures within the vicinity of the mansion instantly ran or flew away. Saying Trump's name was almost as bad as saying Voldemort.

"Great, another person I want to punch in the face," Angel said with a smirk.

"He's that idiot politician that came from Earth because he failed as being Earth's emperor, right?" Twilight asked. "I was reading the online news last night if you were wondering."

"You would be correct, Twilight! You get one point, which is meaningless!" Unknown said. "Yes, Donald Trump has an Eon Shard in Central City where he has built a Trump Tower. The Shard is in his vault along with his prized first million dollars.

"Ah, right, the small loan," Gold noted, getting up to put his dishes away.

"I hope he doesn't have a wall around his tower," Angel said.

"Guys, guys, wait! You are using up all the good Trump memes!" Unknown warned, bringing out a random stop sign from nowhere.

"Anyways, why does he have the Shard in the first place?" Twilight asked.

"Dunno. Maybe his dad gave it to him with the small loan of a million dollars," Unknown said with a shrug.

"Well, I'm all for breaking into probably a high-security vault to steal something from Donald Trump," Gold said, walking toward the teleportation room.

"Ditto," Angel agreed, throwing her dishes in the sink.

"Same here," Glimpse approved, doing the same as Angel.

"Oh baby, it's a triple," Unknown memed. The verb memed is part of Unknown's unknown vocabulary, don't ask.

"I don't know guys, I'm not really the stealing type," Twilight hesitated.

"C'mon Ms. GoodyTwoShoes, it's Donald Trump," Angel joked. "He wanted to take the United States from Mexicans, and now we are gonna take his Eon Shard."

"I really don't know. I mean, is it right to steal from someone even though he technically didn't do anything wrong, but just said something wrong?" Twilight questioned. Gold, Glimpse, Angel and even Unknown gave a deadpanned expression toward her question. "Alright, fine, I'm coming!" Twilight huffed after seeing their faces. The four walked into the teleportation room and stood on the metal plate like they did before. This time, however, a random flying cow flew into the room and pulled the lever.

"No, Bessie, that's my job!" Unknown called from the other room. He was too late as the group teleported to a new adventure.

Outside Trump Tower...

The group landed right in front of Trump Tower. It was a large glass skyscraper with the word "Trump" in big steel letters in the front. There were spinning doors to let people in, and a couple of Mobian guards standing in the front of the Tower.

"Okay, first step, get past the guards," Twilight said, putting her hoof on her chin. "Now, we need to think of a way to get past them without being detected. I propose we-" Twilight was interrupted by an icy bolt flying bolt flying past her head, and hitting the guards and freezing them in place.

"Like that?" Angel asked the alicorn.

"That's one way to do it," she sighed.

"Wasn't the point to not let anyone notice us?" Glimpse asked.

"Meh, it's Donald Trump, I don't think there's any reason to be smart since he isn't," Angel said, walking up the stairs to the entrance.

"So if we see Trump, what should we do?" Gold asked, also going toward the entrance.

"I say we burn a million dollars right in his face," Glimpse proposed.

"No, too forgiving. He has billions of dollars, one million is nothing," Angel denied his idea.

"How about we just throw him in jail? I'm pretty sure the Mobian Law Enforcement wouldn't really care," Twilight said.

"No, it won't work. Trump is like a terrible movie villain who comes back in the equally as bad sequel, he'll escape jail somehow," Angel said.

"How about we just throw him across the Mexican border?" Gold asked.

"Perfect! We can just teleport him back to Earth and in Mexico," Angel answered as the four entered the building. The lobby was pretty simple. There was a single large desk with a single secretary behind it, reading a magazine. The four walked up to her, with Glimpse putting his arms on the desk.

"Don't worry guys, I got this," Glimpse whispered to the group. Glimpse then turned to the woman and dinged the bell on her desk. The secretary looked up from her magazine with a bored look on her face.

"Hello, welcome to Trump Tower, how can I help you today?" she said.

"Hey good-lookin', I was wondering if you can tell us where Donald's stash is," Glimpse asked, trying to act suave.

"I'm sorry," the woman said, still very bored. "But Mr. Trump's Treasury is not available for viewing at this time. Please come back during viewing hours."

"Listen, listen, I hear you, I hear you loud and clear. But c'mon, I can do a favor for you if you do this favor for me," Glimpse said, winking.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I cannot do that. Please, come back at a different time," the lady declined.

"C'mon baby, we can have a good time if you know what I mean," Glimpse said, raising his eyebrows up and down. Suddenly, the lady was frozen in place. "Oh come on, I was getting to her!" Glimpse complained to Angel.

"You were having as much luck with her as you usually do. Which is no luck at all," Angel replied with a smirk. Gold and Twilight both cracked up at that, but Gold received another slap to the back of the head, courtesy of Glimpse.

"Why didn't you slap her in the head?" Gold questioned, rubbing the back of his head.

"I don't slap girls," Glimpse said, crossing his arms.

"Anyways, I got the keys, let's go," Angel said, holding up the ring of keys she got from behind the counter. The four left the frozen woman in the lobby and entered into an elevator.

"Shouldn't we unfreeze her or something?" Twilight asked.

"Nah, she'll be fine, she'll thaw out...eventually," Angel said. "At least, I hope she does..." Angel muttered to herself. She inserted the key into a keyhole in the elevator's panel and turned it. A button labeled "Future Ruler of Earth and Mobius" lit up when she did this. Gold pressed the button and the elevator started its ascent. A calming elevator tune played as they rose up the stories.

"If I had a dollar for every time I was in an elevator on one of my adventures, I might be as rich as Donald Trump," Gold said.

"Hopefully, you wouldn't inherit his hairstyle, or lack thereof," Glimpse replied.

"Nah, I would have to have mustard hair. I think Tails could pull it off, though," Gold said with a laugh.

"I think his hair is perfect, it doesn't need anything," Twilight huffed.

"Is there any time where you think Tails isn't perfect?" Gold questioned.

"Well, I, uh," Twilight stuttered. "He isn't perfect, no one is, but, you know, he's nice."

"Look, I know Tails is a nice guy, but he's only been nice to you for those, like, two times you've hung out with him," Gold challenged her.

"I've been around him more than that!" Twilight argued back. "We live in two different worlds, it's kinda hard for us to talk and stuff."

"Right, good luck with that," Angel muttered.

"Good luck? What do you mean, good luck?" Glimpse asked. Gold responded to him by stomping on his foot and giving him a glare. Just then, the elevator dinged, announcing the arrival at Donald Trump's private office. As expected, the office was huge and posh. Multiple pictures of Donald Trump hung in his own office, most of them labeled with gold letters saying things such as "Best Businessman" and "Future President". At the side of the room opposite the elevator was a desk with its chair facing the large window that showed the entirity of Central City.

"I've been expecting you," someone said in the chair. The chair swiveled around to reveal, the one and only, Donald Trump. He was holding a small cat on his lap, petting it.

"One, how did you know we were coming, and two, is that the Grumpy Cat from the internet?" Gold asked, pointing at the cat in Trump's lap.

"Well, lemme tell you this. I've had hundreds of people tell me that you are coming. Believe me. And yes, it is. I know this really, really, really popular internet star, and he was able to get me this cat," Donald Trump answered. Grumpy-Cat seemed more grumpy than usual since it was on Donald Trump's lap.

"Look, mustard hair, we are here to take the Shard that you have," Angel said simply.

"I know I have that shard, believe me. I got it from a very, very, very good archeologist. But you four are not getting it, I hope you know that," Donald Trump said, throwing the cat somewhere.

"That's impossible, no archeologists have ever found a Shard," Gold said.

"Well, someone found it and gave it to me, I don't know. You expect me to know these things? All that matters is, with this shard, I can make Mobius great again," Trump exclaimed.

"Was it good in the first place?" Angel said.

"Not really," Glimpse replied.

"Trump, you aren't having the Shard. Why do you want it anyways? It can't auto-build you a wall," Gold said with a smirk.

"Believe me, I know. I plan on making a wall between us and the ponies. They keep coming over here and stealing jobs, believe me," Trump announced.

"We are on a different planet, how could we come over here?" Twilight challenged Trump.

"Well, a very, very famous scientist told me it could happen. But I think you are wrong, they are coming here and taking our jobs, believe me. You saying that sort of thing is something a typical woman would say," Trump insulted the girls in the room.

"Ooooo, now you've done it," Gold said, slightly backing away from where Angel and Twilight were standing.

"Hey Gold, let's go get the Shard while those two beat him to a pulp," Glimpse proposed, pointing toward Angel and Twilight. Just as they predicted, both of them started to viciously attack Donald Trump for his sexist comment. It was very violent. Too violent to put into words. Gold and Glimpse went over to a steel door that was obviously marked as "My Very, Very Small Loan of a Million Dollars". Glimpse punched the door using some Chaos and the door collapsed on itself. However, the room was empty.

"Uh, girls?" Gold asked worriedly.

"WHAT?" Angel shouted viciously, taking a break from beating up Trump.

"The Shard and his small loan aren't in there," Gold said, flinching from Angel's reaction. The icy hedgehog looked back at the bruised Trump with a death glare.

"So, where is it?" she asked the man.

"I have no idea what you are talking about. If I knew, believe me, I would tell you. All I know is that I'm really, really, not happy about what is going on," he answered.

"I think I have an idea where it is," Glimpse said.

"Look at this idiot, thinking he knows where I hid it. Believe me, I know that hedgehog knows next to nothing," Trump insulted him.

"Throw him out the window," Glimpse responded, crossing his arms. Angel threw Trump against the large window, almost it. She then ran at him and grabbed him violently, thrusting him through the glass. The glass broke and fell in shards to the streets below, the sounds of the city now entering the office.

"Wait, wait, wait, don't do that. We need him to tell us where it is. Also, that kinda counts as murder," Gold warned Angel.

"But, if that murder is the murder of Donald Trump, does it count?" she asked the group behind her.

"Unfortunately, yes," both Gold and Twilight said at the same time.

"Look, after that comment he made, I'm more okay with it, but it's still illegal," Twilight added. Angel sighed to them in defeat and looked back at the man she was hanging over the city.

"Okay, Corn Wig, where is that stupid Shard?" Angel asked him irritably.

"I have no idea. If I knew, I would tell you. Believe me," Trump said. The angry hedgehog stared at the man for a minute before suddenly gripping his yellow wig and yanking it off. The Eon Shard popped out of the wig and rolled across the floor toward Gold.

"Hey, you found it," he said, picking up the shard.

"Wow. How did that get there? Trust me, I didn't know. I didn't know. Be-" Trump was saying.

"Yes, we get it, believe me," Angel interrupted before throwing Trump into his empty vault. She picked up the metal door and put it in place before freezing the edges to lock him in there.

"Well, that's not illegal and it deals with him for a while. Nice work," Twilight complimented Angel.

"Thanks, it's what I do," she responded with a smirk.

"Alright, Girl-Power, let's get a move on," Glimpse said with a smirk, which got him a kick where the sun doesn't shine from Angel. He fell to the ground in pain, grabbing his you-know-where. Angel started to walk toward the elevator and Twilight did too, but not before stepping in the same place Glimpse was kicked. Meanwhile, Gold was trying to contain his laughter. "If...if you laugh...I will cut...cut off your tails..." Glimpse groaned. Gold quickly walked to the elevator, passing Angel.

"Hey, I will pay you each one million dollars to let me out of here!" Trump shouted within the room.

"Sorry, Trump, but you are fired," Angel said with a smirk. Her wrist device immediately emitted an air-horn sound.

"I give you one meme point for that one," Unknown randomly announced from her wrist device before disappearing.

"That was a pretty easy Shard to get," Gold mentioned while watching Glimpse limp back into the elevator.

"Really annoying to get, though, I hope we don't have to deal with him again," Angel responded, pressing a button to get to the ground floor.

"I'm surprised there weren't that many guards to stop us," Glimpse said. The elevator stopped at the ground floor and opened up. About ten Mobian guards stood in the lobby, aiming their guns at the open elevator.

"Oh...well..." Gold nervously laughed. "Wrong floor?" The clicking of the guns caused him to instantly put up an Eon shield, stopping the bullets in their tracks. Twilight conjured a magic grenade and threw it through the barrier. The small magic ball rolled toward the Mobians and exploded, scattering them all. The group quickly rushed forward toward the spinning doors. Glimpse shot a Chaos Spear toward the door to blow it up and allow them to leave easier. Once they made it outside, they noticed a lone Mobian guard holding a missile launcher across the street. He shot his weapon and the projectile zoomed toward the group. Quickly turning her spear into an icy gun, Angel shot the missile in the air, making it explode upon impact. The smoke that was made was enough to let the group press their blue buttons and head back to the mansion.

The group ended up on the metal teleporting plate once again. Unknown was going through an infinite portal loop that made him appear from the ceiling and fall into the ground, all while going...

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Unknown, we got the Shard, and this is definitely the real one," Gold said, tossing the Shard up and down.

"Good job! What did you end up doing with Trump?" Unknown responded, stopping his infinite loop.

"We locked him in with his small loan. We might have made a lot of Trump supporters angry, which is definitely a plus," Gold replied, tossing the Shard to Unknown.

"Yeah, now he will know what it feels like to live behind a wall," Twilight said, walking into the living room.

"I'm so glad we are done with him, you have no idea," Angel groaned, walking over to the kitchen. For some reason, Glimpse followed.

While she was getting some food, he asked, "So, what was with that comment in the elevator?" Angel sighed as she closed one of the cabinets that held the infinite amount of food Unknown had in his mansion.

"Look, Glimpse, I'd rather not talk about it, it's personal. We're on an adventure to collect these shard things, so let's keep it that way," she answered.

"Alright, alright. I can respect that," he replied, going to walk back to the living room. However, he was stopped by Gold on the way there when he grabbed his arm.

"Trust me, you don't want to know about the mess," Gold whispered to the hedgehog.

"Well, how are we supposed to clean that up, whatever that mess is," Glimpse whispered back.

"If she wants it cleaned, she'll tell us. Right now, just don't ask her about it," Gold warned. Glimpse gave a simple nod to the fox before walking into the living room to relax after another day.

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Another episode of The GG Connection has been done! Woohoo! A pretty funny episode this time around, with a little hint of action and other stuff. The game plan for the next upload is to work on maybe another episode while also starting the next chapter of Six. I'll put up whatever I get finished with first.

Another huge thanks goes to IcyAngels and Melaney for beta-reading and correcting my terrible habit of being redundant lol. Huge thanks to Melaney for beta-reading while I worked on dreaded Computer Science for school lol.

Thank you so much for reading and reviewing, leave a review if you would like, and as always...

EOOOOOOOOOON OOOUT!