Derpy: Hey cousin.. I got the money.

Saten: Really, ho-.. You robbed another store didn't you?

Derpy: ... Maybe.

Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, you can't go around robbin-

Derpy: Maybe YOU can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?

Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.

Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. You were pathetic.. I made you tougher.

Saten: Yes.. But you ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.

Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).

Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.

Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of you earlier.

Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.

Derpy: You know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.

Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes you say that?

FLASHBACK:

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Filly Glaze (her and Trixie being his` ONLY friends of the time): I'm sorry about your mom putting you into adoption and all.

Filly Saten: Ahh, can't say I'm too serprised.. But at least I met my first cousin Derpy for the first time.

Filly Glaze: Oh yes, Derpy.. I owe her money actually.. (goes to bank, but it's closed) NO! NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Filly Saten: It's okay, we can just check back tomorrow.

Filly Glaze: ... (sighs) Guess your right.

Filly Saten starts heading back, but from behind him Glaze pick up a trash can and breaks the bank window, triggering the alarm, shocking Saten.

Filly Glaze: (calmly walks in)

Filly Saten: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WE GOTTA GET OUT HERE!?

Filly Glaze: Relax.. Derpy and I do this all the time.. Average response time is nine minutes.. (approaches security camera, waving to it without even wearing a mask, before covering it with whip cream to block the screen).

Filly Saten: YOUR INSANE!

Filly Glaze: Yes I am, now help me with thee safe.

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PRESENT TIME:

Saten: Here's your money.

Glaze: (takes the bag) Thank you old friend.. Do you know any available jobs?.. You owe me, Twist

Saten: Oh come on, I said I was sorry.

Glaze: Sometimes, sorry isn't enough.

Saten: Fair enough.. But funny how it goes.. As fillies you were the one always getting ME in trouble.

Glaze: True.. But after being arrested that one time, last year.. Guess I matured.

Saten: Hey, I got arrested all the time, it's no big deal.. But whatever.. (flirtingly) Your still hotter now.

Glaze: (blushes) Your sweet.. But I still don't fully forgive you for losing me my job.

Saten: Didn't think so.. You never change do you.

Glaze: (giggles) Guess not.

Apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know you two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together. But bungee jumping sounds just as scary as crochet sounds borin'.

Scootaloo: That's okay. Sweetie Belle and I can do the things we like, and you can do whatever you like!

Sweetie Belle: Just as soon as you figure out what it is.

Apple Bloom: I guess...

Scootaloo: Great! Then we can meet back here and talk all about what we've done!

Apple Bloom: But I don't know what it'll be.

Sweetie Belle: You'll find something!

Scootaloo: Something awesome!

Apple Bloom: [sighs] Well... I guess now I have to.

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Derpy: Thanks for another date.

Master Sword: Yes.. And I'm here to make it night your never forget.. (shoots dead pony for no apparent reason).

Derpy: ... Oh my.

Master Sword: (proudly) Yeah.. (puts the gun away, and moves on, as if nothing happened).

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Well that's all I got.. So... THE END