Saten: It's too bad that Carly girl didn't come.

Derby: She seemed kinda messed up in the head.

Saten: So?

Derby: We already have someone for that role.

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Master Sword: Hey Derpy, happy birthday.. Here's your present.

Derpy: Is that a head!?

Master Sword: (holding dead pony head) Yep, he shouldn't of touched my stuff!

END FLASHBACK:

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Starlight: Are you sure guys sure about this..

Saten: Hey we're here for you.

Spike: Me tw-

Saten: (angrily) SHUT UP SPIKE!.. (calmly to Starlight) See, we're all friends here.

Starlight: Well, no offence Saten, but you don't exactly build to my comfort.

Saten: Hey.. I just care for you, dosen't mean I'm over protective.

Random Pony: (innocently) Hi Starlight.

Saten: (angrily) BACK OFF CREEP! (throws bottle at him).

The Random Pony: (fearfully runs away).

(everyone stares at him).

Saten: ... Fine, I am.. But your so hot Starlight.. Surely "someone" would take advantage.

Starlight: It's only a kids show Saten.

Saten: Still has adult references, especially with the current type of viewers.

Starlight: Fair enough.. But don't you have a girlfriend? Sure you should be flirting with me?

Saten: Don't worry, Trixie is okay with me flirting with other girls, just as long as I don't cheat on her, witch I don't.. Ever!

Starlight: Oh.. Well, alright then.

Derpy: (sees large statue of Spike) Is that Spike?

Spike: Oh, yep, it sure is!.. Now according to the ma-

Saten: Starlight: (purposely distracting him) Why is there a statue of you in the Crystal Empire?

Crystal Pony 1: Because Spike the Brave and Glorious saved all of us from King Sombra!

Crystal Pony 2: And then again during the Equestria Games!

Saten and Derpy: Shouldn't we keep mov-

Starlight: Really?

Crystal Pony 3: Really! [to Spike] Big fan.

Starlight: Um, when were you going to tell me about this?

Spike: Nah, it's no big deal.

Crystal Ponies: It most certainly is!

Starlight: That's it! We're not going anywhere until I get the whole story! (uses her magic to put Spike in a chair).

Saten: (in head) I think I'd rather die.

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Shining Armor: Before we go in, I should probably tell you. Seeing the baby might be a bit of a shock.

Twilight: Come on, big brother. I've met babies before. I expect meeting this one won't be any different.

Flurry Heart: (reveals to be an baby ailcorn, witch shocks the main six).

Twilight Sparkle: Of course, I could be wrong.