Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time you saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) You don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: More like you had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No you didn't.. You just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, you won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten: Sadly, I probably WOULD still think it.

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Twilight: Maybe I was just more stressed about that speech than I thought.

Spike: Yeah. That sounds better than Starlight Glimmer coming back with an evil plot for revenge.

Twilight: Well, when you say it like that, it does sound kinda silly.

Spike: (sudden fear), Or it's totally true!

Starlight: (dramatically sitting in Fluttershy's seat) Welcome home, Twilight!

Saten: Hey-hey.. Looking good Starligh-

Twilight: (covers his mouth) How'd you get in? The doors were locked.

Starlight: But your windows weren't (chuckles).

Starlight: But anyway.. You ruined my town Twilight!.. In fact. I was waiting for you!

Twilight: Waiting for m-.. What are you talking about, Starlight!?

Starlight: [laughs] I'd tell you, but I don't want to ruin the surprise!

Saten: Hey, is it weird to say I'm really turned on wait no-

Starlight: SHUT UP SATEN!.. You ALSO ruined my town!... In fact.. I am glad your here. (her horn begins to glow) Your LOVE, this!.. (sucks Twilight, Spike and Saten all though a portal).

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Starlight Glimmer is one of my favourite characters now..

Hopefully this version will be enjoyable.. If things go the way I expect them too..She'll almost 'badass' in this version, sense Saten Twist Adventures series allows swearing and stuff..