Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are you studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] You planning on being a professor or something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and Lemon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about doing a sleepover!

Spike: [inhales]

Moon Dancer: Slumber 101? I've read that.

Twilight: Oh! [chuckles] Really? Well, uh, did you know Lemon Hearts here works at the Canterlot palace?

Lemon Hearts: Uh, yeah. It's true. I do the big events mostly. State dinners, that sort of thing. All but-

Moon Dancer: Ugh! [teleportation zap]

Twilight: Moon Dancer! [teleportation zap] You've gotta give friendship a chance!

Moon Dancer: Dah! I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now! (rudely leaves).

Saten; (catches up to her) Twilight, are you all right?

Twilight: (heartbroken) No... No, I'm not. (starts leaving).

Saten: Wait? Where are you going?

Twilight: I don't know, Saten... I really messed this one up. That party was everything to her. I can only imagine what it must've felt like when I didn't show up.

Saten: Big deal.. I've been arrested 7 times, beaten by my own parents, rejected by EVERY girl but Trixie, and constantly humilated by Rarity.. So there's worst things than that.. Right Tw-

Twilight: (already gone).

Saten: ... Twilight?

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MEANWHILE:

Apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond Tiara! Wait up!

Diamond Tiara: What do you three want? To gloat? huh.. You like gloating... DON'T GLOAT!.. God!

Apple Bloom: Actually, we wanted to invite you to our clubhouse to hang out.

Diamond Tiara: (pauses) Really?

Scootaloo: Yeah, for real!

Diamond Tiara: ... One question?

Diamond Tiera: Is this a prank?.. On the way to the clubhouse, would there be cops looking for me, because you three made up wanted posters that have my face with a moustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America?

Scootaloo: What? No?.. Coarse not.

Diamond Tiera: ... I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.