They say that Equestria was a paradise. I don't know if that's true, but I wanna believe it. There sure ain't one in this piece of the 'Verse. It's tough to get by these days with lawkeepers looking for an excuse to crack down, and the Jesters prowling around the edges of civilized space. Still, a mare has to make a livin' somehow. –Rainbow Dash, Captain of Tranquility