I stopped sobbing after about an hour, I pulled the lever and went into the secret room

I started looking around, no phone or computer besides this crappy looking Apple II stocked in a wardrobe, but an 1970's Apple computer in no way could hack into top security goverment security cameras ... it was still worth a shot

suprisingly, Windows 8 was installed ... yeah, I was suprised too

anyways, I went onto Google and searched for the D.I.C.K building address

'666 Dick Road, Victoria, Australia'

"Hahaa!, Got you!" I punched the power button and put on my trenchcoat

"Don't worry my son, I'm on my way!" I exclaimed to myself, kicking the lever and Indiana Jones-ing my way through the tiny gap the door made as it started opening

MEANWHILE AT D.I.C.K LABATORY

The scientists were carrying Puffball in a tiny cage with about 6 locks on the outside

they threw the cage on the metal table

"Huu huu, Daaaaddeeeeeh!, Hewp!" Puffball screamed, crying more than he ever had

a scientist in a quick move picked up the cage slammed it back down hard

"Shut up you little furface, your daddy's not comin'!" the scientist yelled in a rough tone

I ran faster than I ever have, pushing anyone out of my way ... I think I pushed a toddler in front of a bus a few seconds ago, but I dont care

all that matters right now is that I get to the gun dealer

"Alleywaaaay, NOW!" I yelled as I sharply turned right

"Scooott!, Scott my bro, I need your help!" I yelled to my childhood friend

"Haha, CJ!, long time no see man, how you been?" Scott asked in a chirpy tone

"Man, I dont have the time to chit chat, I need two Uzis and a 9mm with 7 full rounds each" I asked him

"Damn, sounds serious, alright man" He reached into his briefcase and pulled out exactly what I asked

"Thanks man, how much?" I asked him, reaching into my pocket

"Since it sounds so serious, I'll give it to ya for free" Scott replied

"Holy Hell Man, I can't thank you enough, Listen, I've gotta run!" I said, sliding the guns and ammo into my trenchcoat pockets

"TTYL, Man!" Scott yelled, I just waved as I turned the corner

BACK AT D.I.C.K LABATORY

The syringe was being sharpened and filled with numbing anisthetic, ready for the experiments to begin

"Daaaaadeeeeh!, Hewwp!" Puffball screamed louder than before

"HE'S NOT COMING!" the same scientist yelled

"Yu Are Munstah hoomin!" Puffball yelled, tears running down his face

"Oh, I got rekt, Oh No!" The scientist replied in a sarcastic tone

The D.I.C.K logo was in sight, only a minute left untill I come in like a wrecking ball

"Daddy's here!" I screamed, jumping through the lobby window, shooting everyone in sight

I slammed the desk clerk by the wall, holding his throat

"WHERE'S PUFFBALL?!" I yelled, Pistol pointing at his head

"L-L-L-LLLLL-" he whimpered

"L-L-L-L-L?!, LEVEL, LEFTOVERS?!, WHAT?!" I screamed, pulling the glock back

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING*

The security alarm, FBI and SWAT will be here soon

"LEVEL 9, ROOM 2!" The clerk screamed, I still shot him in the head ... 7 times, I don't want anybody surviving

I ran to the elevator and pressed the up button, of course its being repaired

"Just my bloody luck!" I said as I ran up the fire escape stairs

"Level 8, Leveeel 9!" I yelled as I kicked down the door

"Daddy's here, Puffy, I'm comin'!" I yelled, still shooting every person I see

"ROOM TWO!" I yelled breaking down the door

The scientist didnt hear the door break down so I tiptoed behind her, ripped her ipod headphones off and pointed my two Uzis to her head

"Stop what you are doing this instant, two full Uzis are pointed at your fake blonde pigtails" I said calmly into her ear

She stopped and went pale, turned around and screamed

"You asked for it!" I grabbed her throat and slammed her against the wall, punching her face 10 times just to see her bleed

"Hasta la vista, bitch" I said

I pulled and held both triggers untill I ran out of ammo for both clips, I had many more so it's not a worry

"THIS IS THE FBI, WE HAVE THE BUILDING SURROUNDED!" I heard a voice say

"Daddeh, Pwuffbaw in box!, get babbeh out!" Puffball yelled

I spun around and ran to the cage

"Hey baby boy, daddy's here" I said assuringly

I shot the locks, ripped them off and opened the cage door, i put Puffball in my trenchcoat pocket

"Daddy will get us out of here, don't worry" I whispered to him

"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND GIVE THE FLUFFY TO US!" That god damn loud booming voice yelled from yet another speaker somewhere in the room

there was a megaphone on the table, i opened the window and spoke up

"This is my baby boy, you bastards hear me?, what if some random people took YOUR children away from you and tried to kill them?, eh?, think about it"

I paused for a moment to let my words sink in

"That's exactly how I felt, so my recommendation is that you turn back, drive away and forget this all ever happened!"

and they did just that, helicopters flying off, cars driving away and that loud voice said 15 words ...

"WE'RE SO SORRY, YOUNG MAN, YOU HAVE TAUGHT US A LESSON, GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE"

the alarm turned off, the lights went dim and the elevator started working again

I looked in my pocket and Puffball was somehow asleep through all of that

"Home free Puffy, for real this time"

I went down the fire escape, bodybags everywhere

the cops saw me and apologised, they escorted me and Puffball to the house we now officially live in

we got there and we found a female fluffy, the same age as Puffball

"Nyu Daddeh and Speciaw Fwend?!" the pink mare asked with big puppy dog eyes

I thought about it for a minute

"Welcome to your new home!"