How to break the fourth wall with Pinkie pie

Rule one.

Stare into a time vortex

"It will fascinate you till you go insane!"

Rule two.

After you have stared into the time vortex , you might feel Hungry. So go eat something with lots of sugar.

The sugar will feed into your insanity, My little ponies.

"If you turn your friends into cake that will improve results!"

Rule three.

Now that you have reached extreme levels of insanity, you shall learn how to express it without doing damage to the fellow pony community. Pinkie pie would you like to suggest ways on how you have masterfully hide your madness?

"I will! One of my favorite ways is through a party! Parties are fun! Entertaining!"

That will be enough Pinkie Pie.

I would suggest isolation and hiding but enough with getting crazy!

Rule four.

Let us now take sometime to jump around. Yes go out and gallop in the fields. With any like you might experience heighten speed. Watch as Pinkie Pie examples.

"Now do this, Hoppie, Hoppie!"

As you can observe, Pinkie pie is capable of reaching high speeds. Even going faster then most pegasi. Now you try.

Rule Five

Okay. Now that you have tested your new found ability let me teach you about other universes and how you can see into them.

"Woo hoo! Let's get on too it."

Let us start with our universe. Here we are drifting onward through time and space. We can effect the future in many ways. That is how you can simply change the course of history. But of course you can see your out come. But you can. Pinkie pie please eat this cookie. Now observe.

"Mmm, it's yummy."

Very good Pinkie, Now I would like you to focus all your pinkie senses on the cookie and tell me what you see from the future.

"Okey Dokey Lokey! I see me sitting on the..."

Yes Pinkie go on.

"On the throne to all of the world!"

Now as Pinkie has peeked into the future to see one posable outcome to her eating the cookie. Stay tuned to see what would happen had she not eat the cookie and how you too can peek into the outcome of events!

"It will flip your mind!"

Step six.

As you may have notice we have changed the chapter names to steps instead of rules for a more accurate name. Now where were we...

"You were explaining time and effect stuff, silly!"

Oh right. Now onward to the universe. The universe is everything to put it simple. But there numerous space-time paths. Now we, myself and Pinkie pie are in a fictional space-time path. But we arn't supposed to know that.

"But we do!"

Few ponies can learn this ability. One of the easiest ways is through insanity. It can mask your intentions and cloud others understanding of you, but we arn't here to learn how to be mad, we are here to learn how to break the fourth wall. Now allow me to explain to you how to break the fourth wall in a detailed long boring lecture...

"Boring! Let me explain! After all I am the master!"

No Pinkie!

"Yes,let me do or I will turn you into cupcakes!"

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Step seven.

Hello my little ponies! Pinkie here! Dr. Madness in a cupboard. He is still alive for now! So where should I start...

Oh yah. How you break the fourth wall is you walk up to some random object. Anything will do. Like here I have a pie. Oh sweet pie. How I love you!

Opps got off topic. Anyway. Take the object and dance!

"That's not how you demolish the fourth wall Pinkie!"

Be quiet Mr. Madness. Now dance toward an imaginary camera. Grab it and shout, Anything you want!

And thats how you destroy the fourth wall!