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Shark Lord: All right Pinkie if you were the new night guard at Freddy's Pizzaria how would you handle Freddy and his friends?

Well, I would obviously want to be super duper best friends with them! Especially Chica. I heard Chica makes GREAT cupcakes! It would absolutely be the BEST THING EVER to be able to work there! Fluttershy would probably get scared, because it's a nighttime job, but I always just keep my head up and be optimistic!

(A newspaper article falls into Pinkie's hoof)

Hmm, what's this?

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria: Help Wanted

Ooh! Ooh! Yes, PLEASE!

(Time jump to 12:00 a.m. that night)

Hmm... This place doesn't look like a party place, it kind of looks like the setting of a horror game. (Phone Rings)

"Uh hello? Hello hello! Uh hello and welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! I'm here to talk you through some of the things you can expect to see during your first week here, and to help you get started on this new and exciting career path. Uh now I want you to forget anything you may have heard...about the old location...you know. Some people still have a somewhat...negative impression of the company...uhh...That old restaurant...was kind of left to rot for quite a while...but, I want to reassure you, Fazbear Entertainment is committed to family fun and above all, safety. They've spent a small fortune on these new animatronics...uh...facial recognition, advanced mobility, they even let them walk around during the day! Isn't that neat? But most importantly, they're all tied into...some kind of criminal database, so they can detect a predator a mile away. Hey we should be paying them to guard you! Uh now that being said, no new system is without its...kinks...uhh...you're only the second guard to work at that location. The first guy finished his week, but complained about...conditions. We switched him over to the day shift so, hey lucky you right? Mainly he expressed concern that certain characters seemed to move around at night, and even attempted to get into his office. Now, from what we know that should be impossible. That restaurant should be the safest place on earth! So while our engineers don't really have an explanation for this, the working theory is that...the robots were never given a proper night mode, so when it gets quiet, they think they're in the wrong room. So then they go try to find where the people are, and in this case...that's your office. So our temporary solution is this...there's a music box over by the prize counter, and it's rigged to be wound up remotely. So just every once in a while, switch over to the prize counter video feed and wind it up for a few seconds. It doesn't seem to affect all of the animatronics, but it does affect...one of them...uh...And as for the rest of them, we have an even easier solution! You see there may be a minor...glitch in the system, something about the robots seeing you as an endoskeleton without its costume on, and wanting to stuff you into a suit. So hey, we've given you, an empty Freddy Fazbear head! Problem solved! You can put it on any time, and leave it on for as long as you want. Eventually anything that wandered in, will wander back out. Uh something else worth mentioning, is kind of the quartz modern design of the building. You may have noticed there are no doors for you to close, but hey, you have a light! And even though your flashlight can run out of power, the building cannot, so don't worry about the place going dark. Well I think thats it. You should be golden! Uh check the lights, put on the Freddy head if you need to...uh keep the music box wound up. Piece of cake! Have a good night, and I will talk to you tomorrow."

Well he seemed nice! So, I just have to wind up the Freddy mask, flash the music box, and wear the flashlight! Piece of cake! (A piece of cake appears in front of her) Ooh! yum! (Eats the cake). (Opens the camera observation on the tablet) So, this is the prize room! I just have to click on the wind up music box thing... (presses and holds it until it's at maximum. Then goes to Party Room 3.) That's strange. Is that blue bunny supposed to be there?

(Time jump to when there's like, five animatronics all super close to getting to her)

Hi, you guys! Did you come to see me? Do you want a party? CAN I HAVE A CUPCAKE?!

"That's weird. They're usually freaking out right about now"

"This one isn't even a human"

"I say we kill her."

"No, that would be cheating. We have a system!"

Helooo! Ooh! Is that Chica? HI CHICA! Ooh! Ooh! A bunny rabbit! No, TWO BUNNY RABBITS! One has only 1/4 of a face, though. Whatever! This is SO SUPER EXITING! NEW FRIENDS!

"What is she if she isn't a human?"

"Why is it pink?"

"It just looks like an endoskeleton to me."

"That's just because you're an old model, Bonny. It looks like a criminal to me."

Um, hello? Can you speak? (A clock rings. It's 6:00 a.m.) Oh, Sorry to leave so soon! I have to go now! Well, that was fun.

So, yeah! Hoped you liked this!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who is drinking my water!

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" as you get up and playfully chase them.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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