Chapter 15: Knuckles Gets Served

Rainbow Dash flew over the traffic, looking for the president's limo. However, she had no luck, as there were now multiple black and white limos! "Seriously?! Why does something always screw me up?!" she yelled, plucking her own mane. Knuckles was gliding from limo to limo with ease however. Until the limos went into a tunnel! Knuckles shrieked and began trying to run the other direction, only to find himself hopping on limos over and over. Sonic caught up with Knuckles, and began laughing instantly! "Forget about you getting killed! You're using those limos like some sort of treadmill!" he exclaimed, giving Knuckles a thumbs up.

Knuckles stopped running and yelled, "Sonic!" Much to his dismay however, Knuckles hit his head on the entrance to the tunnel, and was then being pulled along by the limos yelling, "THIS IS...EGGMAN!" Sonic shrugged his shoulders and ran into the tunnel to catch up with the red echidna.

Rainbow Dash still had trouble spotting the president's limo however! She watched at the exit of the tunnel as multiple limos went by. "Hairy thing, skinny thing, Rarity, skinny guy with no face-" The Pegasus then just recalled what she just said. "Oh...my...Celestia! A mime with no face!" She instantly went after the WHITE limo that belonged to Slender Man! As soon as Knuckles came out of the tunnel, with stars in his eyes, he began sensing out the president's limo. "I can feel that the president is near!" Knuckles said to himself, gliding over to the correct limo. Before he could get to it however, a large ice cream truck hit him, causing the echidna to get stuck to the front window. The driver screamed and activated his windshield wipers. Knuckles was flung back and forth against the glass, screaming like a maniac. The driver eventually flipped the truck over, causing the traffic to build up even more!

As soon as Sonic caught up with Knuckles, he let out a chuckle and said, "I guess the world is punishing you for being the worst Master Emerald guard in existence." Knuckles lifted the truck off of him and groaned in pain. "I can't be the worst because I'm the ONLY Master Emerald guard in existence! So you can't be talking!" Sonic rolled his eyes and began taking steps forward. "There's no time like the present."

Knuckles quickly piped up and said, "Hold up! There are presents?!" Sonic slapped some sense into Knuckles and calmly said, "No. Why would there be any presents? Who programmed you to say that stupid line?"

Rainbow Dash came out of Slender Man's limo and cried, "That mime just tried to RAPE me!" Sonic ignored her however, and went to the president's limo. He jumped in...to find Rarity, a unicorn, and the president of the United Federation, conversing with Doctor Eggman. "Spare me the details. Just tell me what you want Ivo Robotnik," the president said, folding his arms. Eggman was on a monitor, laughing manically. "Well, I know that you're a busy guy, so I won't bore you with my ingenious details! I simply want you to surrender to the Eggman Empire without further resistance or else you can kiss your beautiful country good-bye!"

Sonic shouted, "No way!" as he slipped a tracking device into the monitor's terminal. Eggman's image went blurry, displaying feeds of horrible static. "Don't worry, everything is under control Mr. President!" Sonic said to calm the president down. Sonic then pulled the tracking device out and...realized it had been converted into a PSP UMD! Before leaving however, he took a glance at Rarity. Sonic didn't feel like reasoning, so he simply grabbed the unicorn and threw her out the window, while the hedgehog jumped out through the sunroof. "Hey, you, wait!" the President cried, before being contacted by his secretary. "Mister President, we're receiving an incoming signal from our agent!"